Sex With Emily - Mistakes Men Make in Bed (and How to Fix Them!)

Episode Date: October 22, 2014

This week’s Podcast is all about how being the best you can be.. Especially in the bedroom! Emily recaps on the 5 mistakes guys may or may not be making in bed, and gives advice on how to avoid them.... She and Menace discuss some new developments in sex and dating, and help a listener improve her dirty talking skills. Emily and Menace start off with a discussion on dating and mating in the LA scene, and consider some questions of modern-day monogamy. Did you know that more than half of women have a marriage Plan-B? It’s like a back-up drive for your current spouse, and apparently it’s “all the rage”. Then it’s on to some common mistakes men make it bed! Do you not know your way around the female anatomy? Are you jumping the gun with the kinky stuff? Do you go pawing around her backdoor without an invitation?Are you guilty of *gasp* doing the jackhammer?Emily gives tips to help you slow down, ask questions and view every vagina as an opportunity to learn. You’ll be a bedroom master in no time! Next, advice for a listener with some bedroom insecurities. Emily gives a crash course in how to talk dirty - and it won’t even cost you $2.50 per minute! - and teaches you how to rock it when you’re on top.  From Facebook “poking” to scrotal condoms to the car that’ll make you say “Give me the D”, this show is chock full of fun tips and tricks to help you stay on top of your sex and dating game. Check it out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:59 Betrubized they call them in a fight on Hey, Emily you got a boyfriend because my man E here. He just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute The girls got a hair stand. my man E here, he just got his heart broken, he thinks you're kind of cute. Hey, girls, gotta have a stand. Oh, my! The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common, not only? What do you mean, like, laundry? It's drinks? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:01:14 Oh, my God, I'm off here. I'm so drunk. Being bad feels pretty good. But, you know, Abelie's not the kind of girl you just play with. playing with it. Thanks for listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. For more information, go to sexwithemlee.com where you can listen to all of my podcasts, which there are plenty, but you can also just subscribe and iTunes. So you never miss another show again, and you can check out my mailing list, and we add blogs every day's and videos,
Starting point is 00:01:50 and things that will help make your sex and relationships so much better. I am thrilled to be sitting here with menace. Hello, Emily. It's been a long time. It's been like the longest we've ever gone. I know, right? We're like in a long distance relationship. I felt like you broke up with me.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Did you? No, no, no. I know that you were busy because I follow you on Instagram, sex with Emily on Instagram. Sex with Emily on Instagram on Twitter. And you were everywhere. It seems like you seem like you were out of town a lot for some reason.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Yeah, I was. There was this awkward photo shoot with you and your brother that I saw like photos of. Like what is that all about? Okay, so you have to see the commercials. I'm actually gonna be tweeting them this weekend because they're funny It's I'm Twitter sex with Emily man. It's his menace across the board and so my brother you know he's a lawyer Yeah, and he does a lot of commercial advertising in Michigan. Yeah, your brother's a badass by the way I know he's way more fun than we are he is right
Starting point is 00:02:43 How fun is my we we've already had hard with my brother. And so when I was in Michigan a few weeks ago, doing some other work, he was like, hey, we be one of my commercials. So we shot these like 30 second spots that are playing like all over Michigan. I was gonna tweet one out this weekend because all my friends in Michigan are like,
Starting point is 00:02:58 hey, you're on TV. So, but we looked like a couple or something, right? Yeah. We're like a news team. Yeah. Sitting there. Yeah, it was fun. I thought it was hilarious.
Starting point is 00:03:05 It was a big shit. I was like, what is this all about? Because I knew your brother did. You were like, why would he want such a family talking about lawyers? I was like, I thought, I just said, my brother is the best lawyer. You know, something like that. I don't even remember. But it's good, you know.
Starting point is 00:03:17 My brother is like a celeb that he walks around. Yeah. Like, Michael, hey Mike, because it's like, what is it? 855 Mike wins. That's his little thing. You know, he's like an ambulance teacher, but he does really personal injury. No, he's too successful.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Yeah, he's a good lawyer. Yeah, and he's like billboards everywhere. And so I just said, my brother is, you know, I'll show him to you. So it was a good time. And then I was in Michigan. I was in Las Vegas for the sex toy show, which I got, I guess what, a lot of sex toys.
Starting point is 00:03:42 A dumb truck full of sex toys. Yeah, we drove in the mini Cooper. The two of us, I guess what, a lot of sex toys. A dumb truck full of sex toys. Yeah, we drove in the mini Cooper. The two of us, three of us, and a whole bought load of sex toys. And that was really fun. And what else, that thing? I'm surprised he didn't get stopped at the border between California, Nevada, and Alabama.
Starting point is 00:03:57 We did not. We did not. If we got stopped for the second, well, you know, that's why I drive now because the first time I went to the sex toy show, I had probably like 40, that's when I was like used to be like, I was like, oh my God, you're gonna give me a free one.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Now I'm like, I've got that, I've got that, I don't need that. Give it to them. But I had like 40 and I went through security and they're like, what the hell? I'm like, I was at the sex toy show. And then like I gave the security person a little money vibe and it was all cool and they let me through. And it's like, it's illegal, it's just a plentiful amount.
Starting point is 00:04:24 And in some states, it is illegal. How many toys a plentiful amount. Yeah, and in some states It is illegal. How many toys are allowed to own oh? Yeah, I think I think it was like Texas or Florida. Yeah, it's like a All the mess of she goes down to something crazy like that But yeah, I've been I've been following your ventures on through Instagram. I didn't even I thought the I didn't even think he'd look at my I thought yours too. You're always having great males at Disneyland. Yeah, I'm actually going Disneyland tomorrow No, you're not dude. What's my buddies is my buddies? Why is birthday so that's what I'm going I mean really like you spend a more time with Mickey Mouse than most five year old
Starting point is 00:04:57 I know no well the thing is like I you know course I think I'm probably mentioned this a bunch of times on the podcast before But I've have friends that work out like Pixar and stuff like that. So we do like, adult. Yeah, like VIP, right? Yeah, yeah. You're gonna be able to go and ride or anything? No, I do go on rides and stuff like that,
Starting point is 00:05:13 but you know, it's like, we're not hanging out with little kids, they're, I know. They're, you're not talking to Mickey Mouse. No, no, no, there's a whole adult side to Disneyland that most people don't even know. They should be able to look on it. I should, I should I should no knows that yeah they should take the babies to take the kids at Disneyland
Starting point is 00:05:28 yeah the adults go have a good day I totally know how it looks because and tell I tell people about it like oh you can do this this and this then they're like you know what why are you going there all the time but there's it's a great place to have dinners and You need some fancy like Disneyland restaurant. Yeah, sometimes I go to club 33 Which is a super ultra-exclusive restaurant. It's a five-star restaurant in Disneyland Right, you can drunk and like hang out and go on a ride. You can drink. Yeah, and then California Venture the other side of the park It's there's you can drink everywhere on a park and then they have the other side of the park, you can drink everywhere around the park and then they have
Starting point is 00:06:05 car things. I'm gonna why you did not be drinking. Yeah, it's a good time. And so I just go have fun there all the time. I live probably like 35 minutes away now. Oh right, that's true. Oh my God, that's so close. I didn't even think about that.
Starting point is 00:06:19 It's like me coming to you over to your house. Yeah, and both of us are from San Francisco. Yes. So what do we have friends in town? What are they always doing? They're going to Disneyland. Yeah, and both of us are from San Francisco. Yes. So, what do we have friends in town? What are they always doing? They're going to Disneyland, so of course I just go there with them. So you going with your girlfriend? Yeah. How's that going?
Starting point is 00:06:32 It's good. You guys are super happy? Yeah. Dude, I never get anything from you. Like, I can't believe you've been in this like 10 year relationship now and I've never heard of Pete's three years. But the three years? I guess three years.
Starting point is 00:06:44 I don't know. Doesn't she ever say the happy anniversary, sweetie? No, we don't even do any of that stuff. Well, the thing is, you know, because I don't like people to pry, because I know. The guy I'm prying right now. Yeah, no, see, thing is, if I introduce you to my girlfriend, which will never happen, and you are a metter before,
Starting point is 00:07:02 but you just don't realize it. Oh, God. You would ask a billion questions, and why would I want that in my life? I would not do do you think I'm gonna grill your girlfriend? I really you think I'm inappropriate I would like grill her everything Yeah, of course. No, I wouldn't at all. I would never say you don't grill my boy if you met guys I've a did yeah Because I don't care I know
Starting point is 00:07:21 I would not grill for information. Why risk it? But don't and that is our good though. And your morning show is good. Yeah. My mother's not even met my girlfriend. So don't do that. I don't care. It's fun. I want to see you, but you probably squat with her. So you know, it's cool. I'm glad to see you here. And has your your morning show? It's great. The Woody show. It's on a Alt 98.7 in here in Los Angeles, Monday through Friday. And we have like billboards all over the place. I've seen your
Starting point is 00:07:44 beard. Oh my god. I took a picture of your billboard. It's like right and I meant to Instagram it. You got remind me of it. Yeah. Yeah. I was so I've seen them. What? Menace on a billboard. That's crazy, right? You moved here for like five minutes and you have a billboard. That's like the American dream. Yeah. I guess it is. If you visit a podcast, can you listen to it? Does it? Yeah. It's the Woody show. It's, you know, there's no sex on there because I know people are here for sex. Woody boners, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:08 No, it's okay. We are going to talk about sex, say, we're going to talk about the five mistakes men make and bad, which might be good for you, menists. Right, good. And we're also going to be reading emails that people sent to feedback at sex.moe.com. But it's not about sex, but it's entertainment.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Morning, chill. Yeah, I get it. It's cool. We were just talking about like pop culture and stuff like that. Oh, Jesus. And he's sex and pop culture that you can share with me. It's so funny because I don't know anything about pop culture now since we have a talk. Well, I mean, there's a lot of divorce and pop culture. There's a lot of stuff going down.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Who's divorcing? Um, Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa. Right, then I saw that. Because they're getting a divorce. They're both said that the other are cheat. There was cheating involved in that. Okay. And then there was some other big divorce just recently.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Who was it? I always pay attention to all the hip-hop stuff, but there was somebody else big that just was getting a divorce. I don't know. But also, she's not talking. She's not talking. Yeah, they're buying something like crazy mansion
Starting point is 00:08:58 in Los Angeles. But oh, Ryan Goslin and Eva Mendez just had a baby. Yeah. Wasn't like secret like she didn't tell him when she was pregnant forever. Um, or was his baby or something? I don't know. There was, well because they were on and off again, having a relationship and I know when she got pregnant, they didn't really make it too public.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Well maybe they weren't even together and they're like, let's try to make it work for the baby which never works. So it's just like wait for the divorce and or like did they get married or wait for the break up announcement and six months. Oh no, they got him. Oh let's just wait for the divorce. Or like, did they get married? Or wait for the breakup announcement in six months? Oh, no, they got him. Oh, we both have a fifth. We both got a fifth, six months. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:09:31 I cut myself off. That's not a good reason to stay together and get pregnant. Meela Kunis just had a baby. Either people are having babies or having divorces. Exactly, that's how it goes down. There's one other big divorce that I talk to. I don't even know, it doesn't matter. I mean, I just think that people are
Starting point is 00:09:48 getting divorced all the time. It's just like a life. And it shouldn't be, you know, such a bomb. I mean, it's very sad if you family and kids and all that. But it happens. I just hope that people should make sure we do the 30 to get married at least. Mm-hmm. And get to know themselves before they jump in. But no one cares about that. No one really cares about that. My my life. I know what's going on with you. I'll be the only one that asks you.
Starting point is 00:10:08 I'm dating nobody. Whoa. You're dating somebody. No, I'm dating somebody. I'll say you're dating somebody. No, when was that time I've had a serious thing? I really, I'm trying to think. I have not really been, oh god, nothing good.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I'm trying to think what it sucks about. It's been, I was dating this guy on an off far away Like far away like half hour away. Yeah, 45 minutes. It was too hard. It was too hard See you don't want to make that up. I know I'm turning it around though now And I'm switching my whole life around and everything's gonna be really Tell me more balanced tell me the next time my massive plan see you're you're probably hung out with your brother and you probably say, you're straight. That's what happened.
Starting point is 00:10:48 No, he didn't. He doesn't even try to talk. We don't even talk about this stuff anymore. But no, I think I'm just, you know, I've been in LA now almost two years, I think, a year and a half. Crazy. I don't even know how this happened. I moved here for business because the entertainment cap of the world, apparently.
Starting point is 00:11:03 And no, it's been great, but I've been working my ass off since I got here, and I haven't prioritized relationships and all that stuff, which I you know that I never really had before either. But now I feel that people are, I have a few fix ups coming down the road. I'm getting fixed up with like two different people in the next few weeks, and I'm just gonna start going out more.
Starting point is 00:11:22 And I'm planning nights on my calendar where I'm gonna go out with my friends and be social and do things. Cause I feel like the last few months have just been insane and I haven't. Yeah, I was dating like this and that and this and that, but I'm just so tired of dating guys that I'm half into.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Yeah, that's some saying. That's what happened my entire life, right? Yeah. And I was like kind of into a lump, but not totally. You don't wanna put any effort into it and it's just a waste of time. I don't have time because I'm kinda survived. If you just wanna go to the people that's going crazy or waste of time. I don't have time because I'm trying to survive. If you just want to hold people,
Starting point is 00:11:45 just go on Craigslist or Tinder, or something. That's exactly it. I know. I'm not interested in just how. I've had that. I'm interested in just hooking up. Right?
Starting point is 00:11:53 I don't want to just have random stuff. I really don't. I've done that in my life. I've done like, I don't know. I'm feeling like I'm in a good place though, and I feel like things are going to calm down and I'm, you would have, or getting structured,
Starting point is 00:12:05 good things happening. But I wish. But I wish. But I wish. You support me. If you're not just, you know, blowing smoke up my ass right now. I'm not gonna be so impressed because I'm making a commitment to everyone now, but you know, I tell
Starting point is 00:12:15 that I don't, I mean, guys, we're not gonna be. You're not conforming to what everybody wants you to. Never have, never will, never, never do it me. No, I mean, I don't know that it's gonna be monogamous, I don't know what it's gonna be, but, you know, and I can't ask to how, but I just, I want to be excited about them. That's much to ask for. And what's it going to take to get you excited? Jesus. It's going to take a lot because also I do feel like the sex with Emily thing now. Remember at the beginning, everyone was like, oh, is it weird? Because you're a sex family. But I was, it never really identified as that, but now it's been, I just 10 years almost. That's what we've been doing this.
Starting point is 00:12:47 And you can't, like they Google me, like you can't avoid it. Like it's sex, do I want to be with that? Like what would my parents say? If I brought them dinner, like there's this whole thing that comes with the sex family, or do they just want to date me? Because like there's this one guy that I'm super hot for that I'm actually going out with tomorrow night.
Starting point is 00:13:03 But it's professional, like we work together professionally. And it wouldn't going out with tomorrow night, but it's professionally, we work together professionally. And it wouldn't be right to hook up, but he's so hot. But I also know that there's a little flirty thing. And I'm like, okay, is it just because of sex? It gets the interest that are not because I've also had instances where it's happened since I've been in LA and I'm going out with someone and I could just and we end up dating for a while and we had sex and then I wasn't in to him. I just, I don't know, I think it was just more like they're interested in like is she great or is she horrible?
Starting point is 00:13:28 Like I want to know when it's yeah, right? Yeah, super freak Everyone thinks I'm super freak and I should be super freakier than I mean, you know I have my moments, but I just think it's weird here in LA the people are different to Yeah, you don't need to think that like the people here from San Francisco, especially being a woman, I feel like not even the men, but the women. Like there's everyone's in the business, so which is why we moved here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:51 But then everyone's in the business. So everyone's like there's like competition and people are just more, everyone wants something or feeling you can advance them in a way, you know? It's just, well, I think that LA has the same complex as San Francisco did, where the people that are kind of douchey are the ones that actually have been born and raised here. Like the people that move from... The small towns.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Which are Tar Kansas, they come here and they want to be super cool guy or super cool chick and then they're just like they're really douchey because they're reinventing themselves. It is had tough faces too. It's like the hardest business in the world to be entertained. It feels like in San Francisco they're just like super high brow those type of people and here they're super narcissistic the ones that are from you know out of town but the people that I've that I've met that are born and raised in Los Angeles super cool yeah super cool yeah that's true but then also you you also hang out with a lot of
Starting point is 00:14:57 entertainment people too I believe it or not even though I work on a morning show in Los Angeles I just work on dress you'll radio I don't. I don't like hanging out with actors and actresses or anything like that. Or anybody considered in like, the inner- I do hang out with Dr. Drew and his wife a lot. Yeah. Well, Dr. Drew's super cool.
Starting point is 00:15:13 I don't have to worry about him. I don't have to worry about him. What? What is he? Yeah. We went out of the vacation. They have a house in Laguna Beach. It was really fun.
Starting point is 00:15:20 And yeah, they want me to come to Cabo. We're like, I'm like, but it's, you know, it sounds weird. But I'm like, they're, I'm like their friend. Like, we hang out. It's cool. I'm like there, but it's I know it sounds weird But I'm like there's I'm like their friend like we hang out It's like are they want to through some like no? It's not like that at all, but we just find it super cool. He's really cool. I got to watch football with them once in Vegas That was cool. I remember that. Yeah, it's like recently Yeah, but no just saying that I think that's the thing you just gotta, you know, I don't know
Starting point is 00:15:40 I mean you do love line all the time so you you're around like actors and You know, I don't know. I mean, you do love line all the time. So you you're around like actors and yeah Yeah, they come in and I never know I always laugh and like men's text me when he hears who the band is because I never I'm like Google another table like who are you band? Because I don't know but I the same like maybe some of the people You could be around at certain times not that's true because he's down earth and cool could be kind of douchey You know, that's true. right. I hate being around bands. Yeah, no. Which is your job.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Yeah, not any of your things. But is it not anymore? Are you still covering bands that you did? And then we got to get into it. Yeah, I do. I actually have to go to Las Vegas in like two weeks. I have to go to the Life Is Beautiful Music Festival. Oh, yeah. So I'll be there covering that kind of stuff.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Okay, that's fine. But you hate it because you hate the douchey bands. No, no, no. I mean, there's very few bands that I like To talk to you personally, but other than I'll stuck up. I like talking to pop stars more because they're actually They're actually pretty cool. Right. The bands are like just too cool or whatever. Yeah, the one-hit winners are usually the ones that are Dushi's right right right. I get it. I totally get it. Okay, man, it's for one thing Oh speaking of I have to mention this, that on October 25th,
Starting point is 00:16:45 I'm going to be teaching a hustler workshop, another one in San Diego. What? Because my first one at the hustler Hollywood, it's called Hustler Hollywood everywhere, so Hustler Hollywood, San Diego, but the one I did in Hustler Hollywood, Hollywood, was Hollywood, was super successful.
Starting point is 00:16:59 Nice. Like 300 people there, and so this one, we're doing October 25th, three o'clock in the afternoon, so come to San Diego It's gonna be awesome to call it how to blow his slash her mind and bed men and women and couples and you can Email me feedback at sex with LA.com if you want to come sweet That house is something really cool. Yeah, they're doing Some commercials on my station, but I'm not doing them
Starting point is 00:17:21 Are they really they seem like they're doing like some like million dollar I'm not doing them. Are they really? They seem like they're doing like some like million dollar poker tournament. Come on out. No, I know where the casino is probably, right? So this is the Hassler Hollywood store, which is like in the Levin city.
Starting point is 00:17:31 So also if you go into those stores and you mention Emily, keep on going, Emily, you get like 20%. Yeah, hustlers like this huge empire. Oh yeah, Larry Clinton, listen, so do you know that like whenever I read their ads, like he wants to hear like what I say about them and like he's listening, they're listening, yeah. Yeah, the wall, he's them and like really they're listening yeah yeah the wall he's he actually said awesome I mean his business is like going like all
Starting point is 00:17:50 the other like off-shoes but he said that he might get rid of the the actual newspaper soon not the newspapers are amazing the magazine yeah but people can just look at it online you know right exactly well that was really Yeah. That would make sense. But like, his casinos and the stores and all that, too. Well, yeah. So yeah, that's a deal. So, okay, listen. So now we're going to sex the news a little bit.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Yeah. Okay. I'm like tripping like hearing stuff. Are you tripping? I don't know. Are you? Yeah. You're hearing, do you want to talk about that?
Starting point is 00:18:19 Like somebody singing or something. It's tripping me out. Go ahead. So, would you wear condom pants? Oh, I've seen this. It's a scrolled condom for the common man. Okay, so this might be the best form of birth control to hit the market yet because nobody will have sex with you if you wear it. This scroll guard is essentially a girdle made of latex that when paired with a condom
Starting point is 00:18:39 reduces skin to skin contact over the entire general region. It's a well-meaning product with the big caveat. It's not FDA approved and isn't officially designed to protect against SEDs like herpes. So what tells a point? You wear like this big like it's like you're wearing a friggin diaper. It's like a diaper and it's actually like
Starting point is 00:18:59 if you're wearing, I don't know, it's just underwear almost. Yeah, not hot, but you're not gonna get laid't know, it's just underwear almost. Yeah, not hot, but you're not gonna get laid. Yeah, that's it. It's like you're wearing box of briefs, but it's rubber. Okay, people just wear condoms, okay? No one wears, I feel like no one uses condoms. And everyone, people think like,
Starting point is 00:19:15 oh, it doesn't matter anymore, blah, blah, blah. It does matter, you can't get a disease and like, you should be wearing condoms. Just to have, and people, I think guys, like, hey, it's not comfortable, but there are so many great condoms out there that are like, there's so many different kinds of got like, for her pleasure, his pleasure,
Starting point is 00:19:29 life styles, all these really cool condoms, like just, we're freaking condoms, because you're going to get it as easy. You don't have to wear goddamn diaper. Also, speaking of contraception, this is sort of a sad story, that there was a potato found going in a woman's vagina after she used it as contraception. Oh, yeah, I see that. Yeah, a Columbia woman complaining of abnormal pains shocked doctors when the cause of her
Starting point is 00:19:51 ailment was revealed. She used a potato as a form of contraception. Yeah. The vegetable started to sprout roots and it started to grow inside the 22 year olds reproductive organs. The unneighbored woman told her doctor, her mother advised her to use a potato. This is why we need sex education. Granny was in Columbia, but so lucky for the young woman, she will not suffer any lasting effects. And the spurs are we will do not require any surgery.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Oh God, the highlights, serious issue concerning the youth of Columbia who are rejecting conscious of the masses like condoms and they do. Do you imagine the potato, or the potato? I've seen like, I get girls out from the potato that goes to my refrigerator. If I ever have food in my refrigerator, and it does that.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Okay, people, so just, yeah, Connems, so I'm gonna say, or Birth Control Build, but also if you're with a new partner, and there is a new app out that, like remember we always talk about this, that you could actually share your SDD reports that you're a partner, but that's in that sexy, but really get tested in these columns. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:20:45 You know, also other things in sex in the news. So have you heard of the yes means yes, whole political thing that's going on? They came out of the consent. Consent, yeah. So yes means yes. You know, somebody has to be- No means it, right. Completely sober, even if they're like, say yes to having sex with you.
Starting point is 00:21:04 It's mainly for like colleges. They came out with the consent app where like people have to you know, type in their phone numbers and then like verify their ID and then say yes on each side. So just so you have a document before you have sex, right? So we tried this on our morning show. And we were like, seven minutes in, and we still couldn't get it to work, right? Oh, really? And so we're like, yeah, off board.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Seven minutes, first of all, who's gonna do that? But it's a great idea. There should be, well, there should be consent, and you should say yes, and you should be sober. I mean, if you're not sober, don't take advantage of it. There's all these things. Yeah, but there's so many people that have sex
Starting point is 00:21:44 that are not sobering. Most people have sex the first time, not sober. I mean, if you're not sober, don't take it all these things. Yeah, but there's so many people that have sex that are not sober. Most people have sex the first time. But I'm just saying, rape, like if someone says no, just because you're like kissing someone doesn't mean that they're giving you consent to have sex with them. But it's a good intention, you know, but who's going to like let's sign a contract before we talk? It's not sexy, but you know, if it works. Okay, another sex and news survey says half of married women have a backup husband in mind. It's like a backup drive.
Starting point is 00:22:09 They have a backup husband in mind. Oh, yeah, of course. It's always good to have a plan B, especially when it comes to restaurant reservations, travel arrangements, and babysitters. But what about spouses? A new, not-so-scientific survey. These are the best ones that are not-so-scientific.
Starting point is 00:22:22 A thousand married women conducted by the Daily Mail said 50% have a fallback partner should their current marriage take turn for the worse. I think it's more than that. More than 50% yet. The most common backup husbands, according to survey tend to be old friends with romantic intentions, ex-boyfriends, ex-husbands, colleagues, or someone from the gym. Probably their trainer. In fact, 10% of participants said their backup guide already confessed his love in the past
Starting point is 00:22:49 and 20% claimed the dude would drop everything to be where they're she asked. So I wonder if women are just using this in their minds like I can always escape from this marriage? Yeah, they always have, it's called the glass dildo. They break the glass and get the dildo. And I think it's way more than 50%. Yeah, have a backup. What do they think they do? You think that they're going to break their husband and their wife? Well, especially, yeah, especially a Facebook and get the till though. And I think it's way more than 50%. Yeah, have a backup up.
Starting point is 00:23:05 What do they think they do? You think that they're gonna make their husband their way? They hate old flame. Yeah, especially a Facebook too. They like, Dude, we talked about this. Facebook's like responsible for like,
Starting point is 00:23:14 what is it like two and five divorces or something? No, it's going, it's going to like, they're saying like seven out of 10 now, it's due to Facebook. Yeah, everyone clear freaking browsers. Get rid of your password. I mean, people are gonna be flirting anyway.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Yeah. I mean, don't cheat, obviously. It's getting me. At emotional cheating is cheating, like if you're chatting with someone, but everyone's just like, you don't even have to ask anymore of what you look at their phone, you look at their browser. It's like, I love lying people calling in.
Starting point is 00:23:37 They're like, oh, my boyfriend's just porn because I noticed like the last 50 things he searched for, it's crazy. It's insane. People don't know to clear the passwords in their browsers. And I'm not saying like Yossel shouldn't cheat and have these 40 things, but I feel like
Starting point is 00:23:50 everyone had these emotional affairs. This local story, this guy got upset because his friend poked his girlfriend on Facebook. They got in a fight and he accidentally Killed the guy because he talked about and he fell over because he poked her like sent the book which I didn't even know Still is that that's how like crazy people are getting over Facebook Yeah, people are going crazy over or even Instagram too. Oh, they like that photo Yeah, exactly. I know and I know a lot of you who meet or now me like forget all the dating apps So just meeting through like Tinder or I'm not tender, but yeah, Instagram. I know. And I know a lot of people who meet or now, like, forget all the dating apps, so just meeting through, like Tinder or not Tinder, but yeah, Instagram.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Oh, he like my photo, didn't like my photo. Then I went in and we direct message through Instagram, which I don't know how you do that. People do that. I don't need another way to get messages for people, but yeah, it's crazy. I mean, I guess, I mean, but were people since I've been doing this and since I can't remember, the stats have always been that like 50% of married men and women cheat. So it seems like now there's more and more ways to cheat than there were 10 years ago, but I don't know. There's more ways to get options.
Starting point is 00:24:54 There's more options. Because literally like even with the event of text messaging, you know, the booty call used to be like, you literally had to like call, but now you could send a text to 10 people and whoever like answers back first. You can sort of, but does it mean that you just that people are breaking down that merits are any quicker because there's more opportunities to cheat I wonder
Starting point is 00:25:11 My buddy who was married and it's going through a divorce and he was going through like Counseling and stuff like that his whole thing was like Back in the day people didn't live as long, you know That's true, too. Yeah, and he goes like, people would like live into their 50s. And now people are living into their 80s, you know? And then, so he goes, I can't stay with a person
Starting point is 00:25:37 for 40 plus years. Who wants to, exactly, I think that's true. I think that it's very outdated and that the people who do stay together, I think are amazing and they really have to work at it. And that's why people don't realize that marriage does take work. I mean, I'm not saying like,
Starting point is 00:25:53 the people who stay together 40, 50 years, but everyone goes through their hard periods of marriage too. Like my mom always says, because a lot of her friends have been together like, you know, 50 years. She's like, well, everybody I know, they like had, you know, they, you know, Bob cheated on Jan 30 years ago, but they're still together. They got through it. You know my mom's voice But so there's gonna be problems. I haven't but I don't even know if it's that natural like just do anything for 40 years
Starting point is 00:26:16 Yeah, and they'd also like if let's say Bob cheated on Jan right? Oh Jan nowadays is gonna go online and talk about your craft about it. And then all of her friends are going to be able to chime in. And back then, you know, there was in that... Back then they weren't tracked as... Right, they weren't even... They weren't as many ways to find out and to be caught. That's another thing too. People are getting caught a lot easier with technology. Okay, I'm going to move into the five mistakes that men are making in bed and how to fix them. And see, before I do that,
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Starting point is 00:27:23 Yeah, exactly. You can attach your flashlight to it, like you're actually stuck to the eye pad and be watching pad? Yeah, exactly. You can attach your flashlight to it like you're actually actually the eye pad and be watching porn at the same time. So it's a masturbation sleeve. Women, we have hundreds of toys to choose from. And guys, I've got my hand. What else do I need? But guess what?
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Starting point is 00:28:36 You're nervous. No, no. Just getting a bunch of text messages from work right now. It's no problem. You're off the air. You're on the air with me. I know. You're cheating on them with me. I'm sorry. They're just like blowing me up. I get't honey. I know you're okay. I responded everything's good Good. I'm so glad to hear it. So the mistakes men make in bed. Mm-hmm
Starting point is 00:28:53 We've done a lot of talk about about you know how men can kind of approve in the bedroom and You know there's certain things that men just don't know. They've never learned, they've never, you know, and I'm just gonna try to crack that. We're also gonna do the Sakes Women Make. But the thing is like the whole vagina region, right? Confusing, like you've always said, it's a Rubik's Cube of Life. It is.
Starting point is 00:29:17 I know, it's very confusing. But the problem is when it comes like a manually stimulating woman, I get that there's like no rivalry, like a lot of guys actually hurt women, like they're sticking their hands in, they're fingering the whole thing, and it's painful. So I've talked about this on this show,
Starting point is 00:29:33 but you have to learn the female anatomy. You should always start slower with them, and you don't wanna be like, you're like digging around and it changed purse with your hands and her nails. Make sure your nails are cut short. It's a vagina, not a change purse. And you know, there's so many men who just don't,
Starting point is 00:29:50 like you want it like it goes slow, you want to ask her what she wants, ask what she needs to make sure she's lubricated because guys just like stick it in right away and she's not turned on, which is why you might need this flesh loop. And you know that I think there should be a link on every nightstand in the world. So that is one thing is just
Starting point is 00:30:06 to slow it down. Because the guys just like do the finger thing or the going down a woman and they go too fast. So slow that down. That is the mistake is not listening and paying attention that she could be in pain. Because women have sex wounds from men. Yeah. Putting their fingers into her. Have you heard of women? Have I ever read? Yeah, we're again going too fast in too fast. I thought you guys sewed out. I think you're probably going to be better sex now and you don't even know it. Yeah, a guy gets erect in like five seconds, right?
Starting point is 00:30:32 But, you know, he can't keep it up that long. Not forever, right? Right. So he's just like trying to get in there as quickly as possible. Exactly. And, you know, woman has to be warmed up first, of course, because you can never make it easy. We never make it easy. Ever.
Starting point is 00:30:47 But you know, I know. That's hard too. For 40 years, if you're with someone, you're like, really, I gotta go down there for 25 minutes, which I know that you don't, you like, what does it, like, eight minutes a pro play? Eight minutes? Never used to always be.
Starting point is 00:30:57 How long? How long? How long? How long? How long? I'm like, 40 minutes. What? What? What? What? Well, do you know because it was was funny because I also just read some survey You know the actual like penetration part. Yeah on average. Yeah on average because they were doing like Fat guys versus skinny guys and fat guys actually last way longer in bed than skinny guys really yeah
Starting point is 00:31:21 Can you believe it? No, yeah then skinny guy. Really? I can't believe it. No. Yeah. I did not know that. I wanted to say it is science. I'm sure it's a very science study.
Starting point is 00:31:28 What is science study? It's like way more amount of minutes than a skinny guy does. I wonder where that has to do it. More stuff. I don't even know. I don't believe this study. You sound like that.
Starting point is 00:31:38 No, I'll get it. It's like from Harvard or something. Yeah, that's awesome. Okay, well listen, so that's one thing. Just learn the female anatomy. You can like, by my bulk, hot sex. You can just ask questions, ask, ask, ask. The, well listen, so that's one thing. Just learn the female anatomy. You can like buy my bulk hot socks. You can just ask questions, ask, ask, ask the guys you are the best lovers. Just every vagina that you meet that you come across is a new opportunity to learn.
Starting point is 00:31:53 So if you messed up the last one or didn't work out, like you should just, they're all different. So you might as well learn how to use this one. So the next thing is guys, some guys get too dirty too fast. I think it's porn. They talk to you too fast. So like, hey, let's, you know, they, they want to try things they see and porn. Yeah. I don't know. Spank you. I want to pull your hair and all this stuff. And that could freak a woman out. No, she might be into it eventually, but not like the first time you're together. Not the second time you're together, even. I mean,
Starting point is 00:32:18 it might even be need to be addressed beforehand, like talking dirty or whatever, what she's comfortable with. So again, so don's just start with like, you know, you're my bitch, whatever. Unless you guys have already been like, sexting, which a lot of people do before they even get to know each other, which I have a problem with too. This whole premature escalation, if you're, if you're set up on a date with someone
Starting point is 00:32:35 and then you start sexting before you meet them and then it's like pre-determining that you're already gonna have sex. But just, you know, go, go again with that. Like you don't want to just start off with a dirty talk and start with all that stuff, because it could even though women, a lot of women like that, it could scare them away.
Starting point is 00:32:50 You know what I mean? I feel you. And then, I don't know, we've talked about that. Well, it's crazy because you say that, because I don't know, I'd never been on Tinder, but isn't like a lot of the... You would love it if you were single. Isn't a lot of the conversations,
Starting point is 00:33:04 like get to that point, like super quick? This is the problem with it, because everyone says it's a hook-up app. And it a lot of people have held up on it. And I think that I think it's almost people are expecting that women are like, oh, I'm not gonna get that, we're not gonna go out unless I participate in this sexting and I don't know,
Starting point is 00:33:23 maybe women started to, I just think like, why would you start a whole relationship, which you are essentially starting with someone, a sexting, a whole thing, before you meet them, because it's a freaking waste of time, because they could show up in person, and there might not be chemistry, they could be a serial killer, who knows? Tell them not.
Starting point is 00:33:38 They could have something that you don't like. So just if you do meet someone online, I would, I always say, meet them right away as soon as you can. And don't do, because then, guess what, I always say like meet them right away as soon as you can and don't Because then guess what if you meet and meet all like and you just spent like two weeks texting someone that you're like It's time you can be doing so many things you could like learn French You know, I would learn French. I just think all the things I waste time I want to I do know French but like so it's a lot better. Okay, the third mistake and this is just you know
Starting point is 00:34:02 The jackhammer and And Anderson thinks, I'm loving that I'm obsessed with it, but I sort of am because I know that guys don't do it. Always a bit of a sense of that. porn is not real life. So when you see that guy like thrusting at 60 miles per hour, it's not because it feels good to hurt necessarily. Maybe at the end when they're all riled up, maybe she went, but typically you want to go in slow and the thrusting does not feel as good to woman. In fact, the inner two thirds of women's vagina are the most sensitive.
Starting point is 00:34:27 So sometimes you should try to slow a thrusting or ask her what she wants. But I'm telling you, even in my recent years of all this talk about the jackhammer, I've still had jackhammer sex, which I'm like, do you not, so you googled me, but just listen to my show. Oh, they don't have time to listen. They don't listen to such pictures. They do. Dude, they took people's search, Emily Nude. There are no nude photos in people. So stop searching.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Which I've never all these nude photos in the cloud. It has crazy is that. Super crazy. Dude, you have your own library of like sex tapes and stuff. That was like before the cloud, right? Before the cloud. Definitely. Yeah. But the. Your girlfriend make you throw those away. Throw them away. I just had your your legs? She doesn't know. She wants to. No, I don't have them. Online at all. No, let's go to the smart.
Starting point is 00:35:09 But the thing is, also, it's so easy to get fished. That's what happened. People didn't actually hack into their hard drives. It's every day, I guarantee you, me, and everyone listening gets a fake email that's supposed to look legit. Yes. And it tricks you into giving you login information, right? So that's exactly what happened with these hacked photos. Really?
Starting point is 00:35:36 Like what kind of, but aren't they supposed to want to send money in India or something? No, it's not even that. It will be like some fake email that looks like it's from Apple. We'll have all the logo Information I'll have it'll look like the web address will look like it's from Apple and say hey It'll it'll be an email like this like hey somebody has tried to break into your to your cloud Please change your password and then so when it's asking to change your password you're putting in your real password So that's how to get it Wow, and that's it's asking to change your password, you're putting in your real password So that's how they get it Wow, and that's it's all time so people if you ever see any emails that are like that they're telling you
Starting point is 00:36:13 Oh, like all these celebrities were like that. Oh, they're just tricked. They're just tricked Yeah, are their assistants were tricked or somebody was trying to be their assistance Yeah, and then so or just like to did I, like who was like super keen on this stuff, I can be fooled sometimes. And I never, if you get an email saying, hey, you need a like a login or something like that, always go to the actual website. Do not go from the email.
Starting point is 00:36:40 That's so smart. That's good. Go to the actual website and then log in. Do not, don't even have your email open while you're logging in either. I didn't know that that was why. Okay, that's good. That's very, very smart.
Starting point is 00:36:54 That's the back. We end the show now. That's so too short of a variation because I feel like we're gonna stop. Because I'm kind of scared about, it's kind of scary that everything that we put online and that's why I've never taken a photo. I'm not even afraid of credit card hacking and all that kind of scary that everything that we put online and That's why I've never taken a photo. I'm not even afraid of like
Starting point is 00:37:07 Credit card hacking and all that kind of stuff anymore because everybody has your information It's gonna get out there anyway, so you're gonna get out. There's nothing all you can do is you a credit block on your On yourself with all the credit brewers of bureaus and to say you know check with me first before you run my credit. That's the only thing that's the safest thing that you can do. Okay. Do that people. It's good to know. Yeah, no, you're right, you're right.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Or, you know, you're going to see some bill for like 500 sex toys, you know what I'm saying? Exactly, for me. No, that's true, right. No, but you should buy a sex toys with your, yeah, no, it is true. I got a half last year, the bike credit card company called me and they knew it and they fixed it right away, but still, that's true. It's scary.
Starting point is 00:37:48 Okay, we are on the fifth. I'm kind of, okay, the fourth. Okay. Is that a guy tries to knock on your back door without asking first, which happens to so many women that the guy just sticks it in and she has a really bad experience and there's not enough Lou, but it's painful
Starting point is 00:38:05 and you just don't wanna kill the mood. Any quicker than by doing that. Like someone will be psyched maybe, but most of them like you wanna slowly go into the area with your finger, a little Loub and talk about it, but don't just like go for it. I think that that's... No.
Starting point is 00:38:22 You guys try that all the time, it doesn't work. It doesn't work, it doesn't work and she's gonna shut it down. And if it's something that that's... No, you guys try that all the time. It doesn't work. They do. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. And she's going to shut it down. And if it's something that you're interested in, you know, it's going to have to be addressed beforehand. It has to be a discussion. Right. Because like we always hear people all the time that they've had really bad for its experiences and they've run try and anal sex can be very plushable for a lot of women. And men, by the way, straight men, as you know we've talked about, but you just want to ask, you want to talk about it,
Starting point is 00:38:46 you don't want to scare her away, even though it's something that you're fantasizing about. And then also the fifth one is that you're not using your time wisely and you've heard me say this in a million times, there is an orgasm gap, right? Women take 15 to 20 minutes of orgasm, men take, you know, from one to six man, average like four to six minutes of orgasm.
Starting point is 00:39:03 So there is a gap. You have to double up on the foreplay. I get that foreplay I talk about all the time, it's annoying, but it's not a suggestion. It is a requirement for women. And it's like, you think about it. Like sex is like the previews to a movie, you know? And you're like, and then sex is like the feature presentation.
Starting point is 00:39:19 But the previews, like, we like that. We got to like lead up to it. And we need to be warmed up. And we love, we just, we just need it. And that's why most couples, I think also couples who've been together a long time that there's not a lot of time. I get it. You have kids and you have a life or things happen and you don't have time. You're really busy and everyone's freaking busy right now, right? Ross is busy. Like, I don't have time for that. But I'm not saying that
Starting point is 00:39:42 you have to do everything for you to sit there for 20 minutes. I'm saying it could, you know, four plays starts after the last orgasm. Texture that was really hot. So you look so beautiful last night. Women need that, right, man? That's totally. Do you ever tell your girlfriend she's beautiful? All the time.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Not 10 times a day, because you used to get mad at me for saying that. 10 times a day, yeah. And it's you. And it's complimented, so ridiculous. So again, it's four plays. And women, if you, and also if you want to less longer, you can also, like I said, that's longer bad. You can always use perversent what I've talked about which is the delay spray
Starting point is 00:40:09 Hopped you less longer in bed Okay, those are the tips. I just wanted to do the little briefing, but we have some emails to all right I love emails from the people we love hearing from the people. Okay, dear what? Well, I have like a bunch of sex news stuff that I want to talk to you. All right, so have you heard about Teso's new car? They called it the D, the Tesla D, right? Yeah, what is that? And it was funny because everybody was between, oh Tesla, give me the D, it was hilarious. Right, like the dick.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Yeah, yeah, get it. But anyways, it's a self-driving car also. Imagine what you can do in a self-driving car. That scares me. Why does it scare you? It's a self-driving car also. Imagine what you can do in a self-driving car. That scares me. Why does it scare you? Well, I actually should have one more than anyone because I'm the worst driver.
Starting point is 00:40:50 But it's amazing. There's already a demo. Truly like, truly self-driving car. So you look over and there be nobody in the car? No, you're in the car, but the car is driving itself. But how does it know? Because you put in the GPS where you're going? Yeah, it's crazy good.
Starting point is 00:41:05 I haven't even had a not seen that well because it just came out yesterday. Okay, good. So explain how does it, I mean, you have to be sitting in the seat. You're sitting in the seat, but also, so there's that one, there's more information coming out about it soon. Okay. But there's that and then I think it would drive better than I do. Of course, but think of the possibilities You're on your way to Vegas and you're having sex in the back seat of the car You just said you have to be sitting in the front seat. No, I'm just saying you're sitting in the car Okay, so you could be having sex partying wasted and it's like having a driver all the time. Yeah, it's driving for you
Starting point is 00:41:40 How crazy is that? I don't believe it There's like a couple breakdown. There's a couple cars doing that. There's like, I've heard of this, but that tells crazy. The Google self-driving car has been out for like a couple of months. Not like Alameda. There must be like accidents and craziness. That's can't be. It's, no way.
Starting point is 00:41:53 I trust, I trust like a whole computer system over a human driver. That's, yeah, you're right. Because I actually, my driver's all over the place. Okay. All that stuff. And then Audi, they're testing some self-driving cars in San Francisco.
Starting point is 00:42:09 They're like demo videos are insane. The car, let's say you drive up to the four seasons in downtown San Francisco, because that's how you roll. So you pull up in your Audi, you get out of the car in front of the hotel, and then with your iPhone, you hit park, and then the car goes front of the hotel and then with your iPhone you hit park and then the car Goes and finds parking itself and then parks shut up and then you're like, okay Well, I'm done hooking up with this guy that hooked up with in the hotel
Starting point is 00:42:34 And then you say come back you hit the button and then the car comes back and pulls up in the front I swear to God because it puts quarters in the meters and stuff or parks in the forces Oh like in the garage and stuff or parks in the forest? It's crotch. It's like you're in the garage, yeah. Crazy, right? That's crazy, but that's awesome because I hate looking for parking, I hate driving. Well, I'm trying to get back to the actual
Starting point is 00:42:52 point and story that you can have sex on the weight of Vegas. Good. How crazy is that, right? That's crazy. So next year, you got to buy the D, the Tesla D. Yeah, I'll buy the D,
Starting point is 00:43:02 I should buy the Tesla D. You can just do crazy stuff in there. I know, you would. Imagine the pornos that can just do crazy stuff in there. I know. You would. Imagine the pornoes that you can do. Oh my god. See, you should just shoot one. I should shoot a porno after all this time. I'd be so good at it. But I think that like, I was thinking yesterday,
Starting point is 00:43:15 if I had major success and I could do anything, I'm like, I really think, like financial success, I would get a driver first thing. Like I just, I shouldn't even be driving, you know, you've driven me, right? Yeah, it's insane. You were driving me when I was dating that guy and I crashed his own.
Starting point is 00:43:32 You crashed his escalade. Ha, ha. It was hilarious. Yeah. Wait, I didn't really crash it. I just backed up and said, yeah, backed up into a hole. You haven't been the biggest douchebag I've literally ever dated, so I don't feel bad about that
Starting point is 00:43:46 But it was so long ago, but you were in the car, right? It was scary. Yeah, that is so funny I totally face based on that. Okay, so I would like one of those Okay, luckily I was there Dude, that is so funny. He was the worst was I was I why was I driving? I don't know I don't like as whatever those huge cars like the ex over to the car super car stupid guy sorry I love those cars yeah but it's so big for me why was I driving was a little garage what happens okay so
Starting point is 00:44:16 Emily okay emails I'm a 23 year old college girl and although I like to think I'm fairly educated about my sexual health I have no idea what to do when it comes to being on top or talking dirty. I don't have sex often, no boyfriend, or not a fan of hooking up, so I don't get a lot of practice. Is there anything I can do to prepare? Plus, the few times I've done it, I start to feel awkward and it kills the mood, same
Starting point is 00:44:39 with dirty talk. I have no idea what to say, especially in the fly. I have only with one guy, so I'm afraid my inexperience will be obvious to my next partner. Your advice would be tremendously appreciated. Thanks Angie. This dirty talk brings you back to our misadvised show when we had talked dirty to each other on the air. Do you remember that?
Starting point is 00:44:58 Yeah, I don't think that ended up on the air. No, it did, it did. Oh, it did? It was one of the episodes. This is the show we did on Bravo, which seems like forever go, two years. Yeah. And yeah, I did have to talk dirty to you. It did it but of in the air.
Starting point is 00:45:11 Yeah, totally. Okay, so this woman, so talking dirty, it's an art form. We had to set phone text up right on the show. Yeah. And it's an art form. And when it's like, it's really, but it's not that hard.
Starting point is 00:45:20 Like you really just, in the moment, have to describe like what you're feeling. And start, it's off like, you don't wanna freak him out or freak her out, and you want to feel it out. Explain what you are feeling in the moment or what you want in the moment. I can't wait to fill your hands all over my body. I want to fill your hands. That feels so good.
Starting point is 00:45:36 I can't wait to taste you. It's just like you talk, or you can talk about what's happening in the moment. Your hands feel so good on my waist, my breath. You start narrating what is happening, no matter your hands feel so good on my waist, my breath. I mean, you start like narrating what is happening in the moment, would be my way of, and not in like a really fast voice that I'm talking, but like, like, I want your hands all over my body. Kissing my hair, that feels so good.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Don't stop, don't stop. I mean, just little things like that will like build up to it. Like, I want you, you know, right? I think it doesn't, but don't,. I mean, just little things like that will like build up to it. Like I want you, you know, right? I think it doesn't, but don't, then you skype, exact. But it doesn't have to be a whole thing. I think that you're way overthinking this. And I love that you're asking Angie because you don't have a lot of experience.
Starting point is 00:46:14 But I think that she's probably thinking about this because she's not having all this sex, but she's sexting. And it probably makes her uncomfortable. And she's like, what do I say? But I think that you don't have to say anything crazy to this. Like I said earlier, the mistakes men make is they take things down a dirty road too fast. So just, you know, it comes after like, you know,
Starting point is 00:46:31 just like when you're more comfortable with somebody and it can be more effective, you know, you know, and like, again, just describe what you want in the moment. I want you to do this or this feels so good. I want to put your penis in my mouth, but you might say another word for that. About being on top. So this is interesting. I got to put your penis in my mouth, but you might say another word for that. About being on top. This is interesting.
Starting point is 00:46:46 I got interviewed by Cosmo Magazine the other day about women on top position. So many, one of the questions was like, so many women are so insecure about being on top because of their breasts, their stomach, their whole thing, and they're on display. And they are very insecure about it. And so I was saying ways, first of all, like insecurities and stuff, a steam was one of the biggest killers of women's sex drives. So if she doesn't even know how to do it, I would say like you just got a climb on top.
Starting point is 00:47:12 A lot of women they want to grind back and forth. If hopefully Angie, you know how to make yourself, you not have it orgasm. So you'll know what feels good on your clippers or your g-spot and you just like can rub back and forth, go a little up and down and you'll just have to see how it feels. There is like no set rhyme or reason where you have to be onot, you just like can rub back and forth, go a little up and down and you'll just have to see how it feels. There is like no set rhyme or reason way you have to be on top,
Starting point is 00:47:28 but just climb on top. I think I've asked a few by guy friends, and I hope they're honest to me, and I hope you are too. But like have you ever been having sex with women and all of a sudden you like, she climbed on top and you're like, it would gross out. I don't want to be with you. Where is she climbed on top?
Starting point is 00:47:42 Well like where she was on top of you and the woman on top position. Because I think women are afraid that like, oh, he's going to see all these things are I'm so like, I'm so scared of. You have the sightsever on them that refuse to go on top. Right. A lot of women do. And that's how a lot of women can actually have successful orgasms is by being on top.
Starting point is 00:47:56 Yeah. A lot of the majority of women can climax that way. But they're insecure about it. And so guys, like, you can reach your hands up, grab a breast, all that stuff. Yeah. And I wouldn't trip on it. And so guys, you can reach your hands up, grab a breasts, all that stuff. And I wouldn't trip on it. But I would, I don't, and she's also worried that guys are going to think that she's not on the, I bet you guys, you're with or were that they're not experienced either. So everybody sees it get out of their
Starting point is 00:48:15 goddamn heads when they're having sex and focus on the person that you're with because even there's no way you're going to be cut you get a card and like, oh, I'm great at sex. I've got this professional level because everyone is different. And so you're young, I'm glad that you're asking these questions, but just like, take it in the moment. See what you do, he's doing what he wants, see what you want, and know your own body first Angie.
Starting point is 00:48:33 And then when you get on top, you'll know how to move your body to make it feel good. Yeah. So you what? No, I was just thinking like there was any like core stories of one of the guys. Do you have a core? No.
Starting point is 00:48:44 No. Because we don't know No No Because there's way too much so wordy He's gonna see me on top and my boobs jiggling around like my stomach I gained two pounds and he's gonna break up with me And so you know just just and also yeah good. I'm glad you have horror stories Fine it's like women like God yes, yes, yes, dirty talk Chill the f out like if a guy is Having sex with you,
Starting point is 00:49:06 he's not gonna be like tripping off your body at all. This is the thing he's already with you naked. He's already made the decision to get naked with you to be in bed. He's not, he's thinking about his penis and like is it saying heart like if anything and he's into you, he's looking at this beautiful creature that he's having sex with.
Starting point is 00:49:21 He's not judging you at that moment. They're not judging you at that moment. He's happy that he's having sex with you. Right, and he's there with you. So in terms of like, it have candles or something. Like I hate when people like to turn the moon, turn the lights off, the whole thing. Don't you think that you want to see or know?
Starting point is 00:49:35 What's happening in the moment? Yeah, I don't know. I don't care either way. I'm a guy. You don't think about that crap. You can also say, I love the way your kiss is taste I want to kiss every inch of your body tonight. Wow, I'm just kidding some people I'm already talk. I'm totally flaccid Dude, I didn't think it would work for you
Starting point is 00:49:58 Do it to me the way you want to Yeah, the best I've ever had so classic don't lie dude. Okay, that's all that's all we have ten today. Actually, oh man, we gotta go. We're gonna do another podcast. Yeah, we are. Oh yeah, totally. We're like so much of the talk to you about. Yeah, we're doing more. It's coming up. Okay. Sex always gone bad. I gotta tell you a story. Uh oh. Okay. We'll do it next. Okay, everyone, listen. Uh, find menace where they should they find you are your places. Yeah, menace on Instagram, ME and ACE. A lot of people spell it wrong. I know.
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