Sex With Emily - November's Naughty Bucket List

Episode Date: November 4, 2015

Today’s podcast comes to you straight from the Sex With Emily vault. This blast from the past is all about adding some SEX-citement to your life and trying new things both in (and outside) the bedroom. So strap on your time-travel boots, ‘cause we’re taking you back to November 1st, 2011 to get acquainted with your new naughty bucket list!A wet t-shirt contest: degrading or liberating? Giving a hickey: intimate or immature? Sex in the rain: wet and wild or totally not worth it? Emily and Menace offer their opinions and experiences when it comes to a long list of sexual To-Do’s that everyone should try at least once in their sex lives! They also answer your emails on squirting and money-lending between lovers, and give you tips to get in or out of a slippery situation.This classic Sex With Emily episode will give you all the fuel you need to cross a couple things off your own sexual bucket list. From public sex to casual sex, disco balls to magic 8 balls, the invigorating ideas are nonstop in this throwback podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It is. Today's show. We will be talking about a few things. Sex. Oh my god. Totally. There are our our sex bucket list. You want to sex a few things. Sex. I'm just kidding. Oh my God, totally. Sorry. There are our sex bucket list.

You want to sex bucket list is? Yeah. The things that you want to try before you do what? Can I just give away one for a man? Yeah. Three sum. Boom. Top list number one.

Okay. It's in there. It's actually a book called The Naughty Bucket List. And we're going off that. We're going to talk about what's on your bucket list and how you can achieve it. And then we've got your emails and we've got sex in the news and we've got a lot going on. That's our day so far man, what it's Already a long day. It's already I agree. Oh my god

I'm gonna do one o'clock. I'm sorry. I'm late. Well, we were we were having some issues with our whole puncher So stop the show for a whole puncher. Well, we had to get everything punched and put it in my binder. And then we just had a lot going on. So, um, but I'm here. What did you do yesterday? Yesterday, I, um, I went, I worked pretty late. I was at the office till like nine and then I went to meet some, okay, there's Halloween.

So then I went to meet some friends in Paturero Hill, which is really cool neighborhood in San Francisco and there was tons of people outside, like old kids, big kids, everyone in their costumes, and then we ate some sushi and watched all the people, and it was really fun. But I didn't not trust that. And I feel kind of sad about it, because I missed it. I didn't trust that, either.

I went to that party that I was supposed to go to for work I went for a half hour. Oh my God. That's record timing for you. Why you just, you were done. I was stunned. We took you winky. I wasn't tinky winky. I wasn't even tinky winky.

I walked in, said what's up to a couple of people, took a bunch of photos, put them up on my blog, went home, went to sleep, I was in bed by eight o'clock. I feel bad because Halloween is like this national holiday in samford it's like the holiday in summer celebrating it all week i know but i was in new york so i miss all the main celebration so yeah i have to say that next year i'm going to bring it hard this year i sort of failed on on the whole but i did get to check out everyone i mean the city goes off like

adults and kids were just like roaming the streets and it was fun. I did book a trip to Vegas though. Why? For Thanksgiving. Oh, that sounds nice in homey. It is. Why? Because I have this hotel, these hotel rooms that I need to use up before the end of the year. Who are you going with?

And no one. Shut the fuck up! Who are you going with? And no one. Shut the fuck up. Who are you going with? Which girl? This friend of mine? Don't even worry about it. A friend that, we mean worry. Are you going to bone her there?

You don't bring a friend to Vegas. Yeah, you don't. You don't. I'll give you more details when it happens. When it happens? Yeah. It happens. But I'm going to Vegas for Thanksgiving

because I like to give it excuse for how long just two days. Oh, okay I You know me because my family's divorced. I know Over they're separated all over the country. I'm like look. I've been telling them for years Let's go to like Las Vegas and meet up right and have a good time They don't want to do it. You know what? Stay in freaking Idaho and Washington in the freaking snow. So what the hell is happening in Vegas over Thanksgiving now? What's I don't know. It's never been in Turkey. Seven days a week. You're right. You're right. It's like Disneyland.

I know what I had last year for for my Thanksgiving dinner. What sushi? Oh, it was delicious. Yeah, you're right. Thanksgiving's overrated, but for me for a lot of, it's my it's my family's big holiday. We all go home for Thanksgiving. So I'm going home to Michigan. Oh, but I do enjoy the big. Turkey family sit down. But this is my family is just so spread out. And they're not. I know it's hard. It's hard. I got the divorce thing too. But this is like what my family does. We all get together of Thanksgiving. So I'm gonna be gone for almost a week. Yeah, it's it sucks though because you're like can you just like for one Day Thanksgiving. You know, I'll just stop being assholes your family. Yeah, and just hang out and it's like Why can't we all get along? Yeah, yeah, well my family we get along. We have a lot of fun together

We go around the table and say what we're thinking for for I want to go One year to your Thanksgiving come this year I'm already booked for Vegas With some horror you already you already I brought this up many times that I wanted to go and now you're saying oh come because I already booked my trip to Vegas. That's why I'm jealous that you're going with some girl to Vegas I think it's getting fun dude. I hooked up up I hooked up the intern. She just I know 21st birthday look how cute she is I didn't even get to hear about it. Can we get her on the mic and share some stories Yeah, she was sharing some pretty interesting stuff. Do you want a Laura? Yeah, I have a I have a buddy

I have a buddy in Las Vegas, and he's like the man like everyone He was watching check out my adorable intern Lauren who just turned 21 and went to Vegas I had the microphone grab the mic. You're gonna have to stand. You don't mind. Okay I have a buddy in Vegas that like hope everyone out nightclub so anytime Any of my friends are going to Vegas. I tell them talk to this guy. Oh, okay, so it's your 21st birthday Birthday how to go Okay, so it's your 21st birthday happy birthday. How did it go? It went really well. It was so much fun It was exactly like should have been tell me some highlights We basically gone to every club without waiting in line without paying. I probably spent a hundred dollars the whole time

Oh my god, way see it must be so nice being a chick. Oh, yeah, hot chicks a little bit closer So yeah, it was on like taxis doing food. Right. Which we really didn't pay for because we ended up like finding these guys and they ended up paying for it. That's awesome. That's what we do. We find the guys. So did you meet any guys?

No, they were all like 35. Yeah, but it's cool that they can pay for all your meals and all your drinks. That's fine. Totally. It's cold diggers. God. No, we're just had chicks who get stuff paid for. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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and they were just pouring as a gray goose, like it was our table that we paid for. Oh my God, well, that's nice. Yeah, it was really nice. It was a creepy line, but you're like, you're creepy, but I'll drink your vodka. Yeah, I was like, I could go to the table, but I'm like five feet away from Drake

That's funny free alcohol is good. So what I Women love Drizzy Drake. Do you know you don't know who Drake women love Drake who isn't he's a singer actor Oh, he's mostly rapper. Yeah, I would see razzle. He was undergrassy. Yeah, yeah Got it. so did you be so you say most guys were older it is kind of an older thing in Vegas his entourage was there and this guy had this like the dazzle necklace and you know that it was all real do you think that do you think that's hot though no no like goddy yeah but guys they will rock that don't but dazzle yeah they all they're

where like three hundred thousand dollar, but I always thought do women even think that's attractive I mean the gold diggers the gold diggers must it like brings them in it's a real like diamonds It's real. It is real. No, I don't find that attractive But I like little Wayne wears like probably like two million dollars worth of Jolly moly time Wow, no, did you find it attractive? No, but if I was a gold digger, I'd be like target right there. Right, exactly. You'd be like, this can be one of those necklaces, please. So you're 21 now. How does it feel? I feel old. Did you make out with one of your friends in Vegas? Oh my god, she did. She made out with whatever friends. She totally did. Oh my god. She passed.

My friend, like, we were like dancing and we needed to play just like, oh, you know, all the guys around love do it, but you know. Oh my god, you're so hot. So of course, so you made out with your friend. Had you ever made out with her before? Oh, we didn't make out, but you just kissed. Yeah, you packed. That's good.

You gotta do it. What apps? Who doesn't do that? That's so fun. So, in your 21 now, and you can drink finally, I keep trying to take the interns out to drinks and I'm like, Lauren's like, I can't go, but now she can. Yeah, so exciting. So much wine in your life will be coming soon. I know. It's gonna be awesome. Thank you so much. With wine last night, she's like, um, do you want to come watch like Hocus Pocus with me?

Because I was taking it. I was like, not really. Just like, I'll bring the wine. And then you're like, I'll be there. Oh, it's exciting. I'm trying to remember back to how exciting that was. I remember it was exciting, turning around. It's exciting. Oh, today's Tuesday, right? Yeah. Guess what I ordered.

What? Did I tell you yesterday? No, maybe. I specially ordered Justin Timberlake's DeKilla, the 901. Oh, you did? Yeah. Because it's so hard to buy it. In the San Francisco

It's like not available. There was one liquor store that was listed on their website and I went there to go buy it And they didn't even know what the hell I was talking about. Oh my god. You're just came out right now Let's be now for a couple years. Okay, so whatever I don't know what I went you ordered online No, I went to a special. Oh the one place that has it. Yeah, can I have some? I'm maybe yeah, I want some tequila. I want to make you that special drink again, but I can't remember how I did it Which one? Yeah, it's good. I remember how to make it. Okay good. We're gonna do that again. We need to drink more Yeah, especially with Lauren being 21 now. We all need to know. I know. Well, I'm disappointed you didn't get laid But it's cool that you made out with your friend. Yeah, that's cool that you kind of made out with your friend

No, no dude, so no one, no, that's fine. It's not at all about the dudes. Okay, well, I'm glad you had a great time. Thanks Lauren. I love it. I'm, man, I do love Las Vegas. I know, I know. I like it.

I like it for two days. I don't like it for two, but I've had so many like, I guess I've never had a major hookup in Vegas, but I've gone with boyfriends a lot to Vegas over the years. We've had a blast But like after two days you're just exhausted. Yeah, I'm just going two days in real quick out Done it'll be fun. Yeah, there's a lot of sex that goes on Vegas Like I know all my guy friends are like yeah, I hooked up with the girl in the elevator and I have met a girl going up to my room And she's came with me like there's so much crazy sex one. And I'm saying at the cost of a politician, which is one of the newest, fanciest hotels. So I'm really excited.

Cool. They spent like three billion dollars on the hotel. Every hotel they spend like a billion dollars on that. Yeah, you got to see this one. This one like this one like this one like Trump. Do offline. I need to know who she is. Why? I just need to know. I tell you everything so you're really gonna go to Michigan Jalus, and you're really going to Michigan. Yeah, I'm really going to Michigan. I have to go I go I go I'm gonna make out within Michigan is it like some old potentials? I wish they're you know Most of them are married, but now with some are divorced

Oh, yeah, so maybe I could hook up with a divorce a you don't want to do that you want to tease them though Yeah, you know what you had your chance back then now you want to try and get with me now because I'm miss sex with Emily. Yeah. Yeah. You should totally like maybe get a free meal here. There's this really free exactly. There's this really fun party that happens every Friday night after Thanksgiving and everyone I've ever met Michigan shows up and it's like we all go crazy and drink and party and stuff. But I've never had Duffin Michigan not in years because like I said, people are married or I just have that interest. How long's the flight? Forever. Five hours. That's why I don't

go home that often. It's a five hour flight and it's only one airlines that flies so it's kind of a nightmare. And you don't go anywhere fun. I hang out with my family, my niece is. That's cool. I'm obsessed with my niece's. So it'll be fun. We have got the results of our old pull- in. Where is your favorite place to have a cookie? 3% said airplane, 4% elevator, 7% alleyway, 42% in the car, and 44% in the bathroom. In the bathroom? In the shower. In the shower.

Yeah, the shower's hot. Okay, at a bar yeah well I'm I was assuming when people say bathroom it might be it could be anywhere it could be a bar it could be like it you know you're you're at a friend's house and you had a party and you go up to the bathroom you could totally have sex with in in San Francisco right I can tell you a perfect one right now okay okay visiting San Francisco go up on the top of a nob hill on California. On the top of the mark.

Top, not top of the mark, but it is International Mark Hopkins. It is that hotel. Oh, okay. Walk in straight to the elevator, hit third floor, get off on the third floor, go all the way to the left, you're gonna hit a wall to the right,

there's gonna be a bathroom there. It has a full door and it's like a big room. And then there's like a toilet. Have you had tax in there? I haven't, but it's a perfect place to make it happen. Okay, good to know. It's a very empty space. So there you go, hook to you out people.

Perfect, the W hotel, you can, not the W, the cliff hotel has some good bathrooms too. I once hooked up with a guy at the cliff hotel in San Francisco. In the bathroom. In the bathroom. No way. Yeah, that too. I went to Hooked Up with a guy at the cliff total in San Francisco. In the bathroom. In the bathroom. No way. Yeah, that bad.

I was a little drunk. We had a first date and we hooked up, but I never talked to him again. But now we have all these mutual friends and every time I see him, I'm like, oh, he's talking about the fact that I hooked up with them in the bathroom probably. Probably. I'm a whore, kind of saying. So on the top of California Street, and I've told you this before,

when you look down, you can see the Clifhtotal. Right. And for a while, the F went out, and I'm not even joking. So what does that say now? Let me have a look. So on the top is lit up, it says, it's a cliff.

Oh, we just said, and the F went out. I love it! Clifhtotal. When was that? This was a... I want to picture of that. I'll tell you about five years. The Clint Hotel.

I bet you that reservations would just go way up. The Clint Hotel. Okay, we have a new poll. Let me tell you about it. How did you... Because yesterday's show was about cheating. So how did you find out you were being cheated on? A, looking through their email or phone.

B, heard from a friend, C, caught them in bed with someone else, or D, I've never been cheated on, or at least that I know of. So go to our website and vote on that poll and let us know. We want to know about your cheating life. Have you been cheated on? Have you not? Have you not? Have you been cheated on?

Have I? Can I say that I was being cheated on? I consider it maybe... there wasn't any like physical action going on, but there was definitely a transition from me to another person. Okay. It was so bad. Can I tell you the story? Sure. I'll try to get through it really quick, I apologize. I'm really bad at getting through things quickly. Um, through it really quick, I apologize. I'm really bad at getting through things quickly. Anyways, here I am, being a radio DJ,

like one of the most popular morning shows out there, right? Right. I'm in love. I have a girlfriend, totally cool, right? But I don't know why, but I decide, I'm gonna walk into this old Navy. I'm gonna walk in the old Navy, and I see this jacket I'm gonna buy, and I'm going to walk into this old Navy. I'm going to walk in the old Navy and I see this jacket I'm going to buy

and I'm buying it and then she sees this guy that she went to high school with who's working security at the old Navy, right? Okay. They kind of talk, well I didn't know during this time when they were talking like catching up that they exchanged numbers. Right? Because I was trying on my clothes. So she starts talking to this guy. And then eventually she breaks up with me and gets what to do. Right? But then the dude within like two weeks was already like hooking up with other chicks while he was like seeing her.

Oh my god, he's a journey-guarded old baby. Yeah, and then she was trying to get back with me, but I ain't gonna happen. No, you don't. But, let me tell you something weird about that jacket. Ever since I bought that jacket that day, every time I would put it on, something bad would happen to me.

Oh, third way, two-throwed away. So I threw it away. I used to keep it in my closet for a long time as a reminder. Right. You know, don't trust them, Hose. But, life. Don't trust them, hoes. But, like. Don't trust them, hoes.

But on a cold day, I would try to put on the jacket and then you got hit by a boss or something. Yeah, there's like something would happen, like I would dent the car or something like that. Oh my God. So there was times where I put on the jacket, I'm walking and it's cold as F outside. And I'm like, wait a minute, I'm wearing this jacket,

something bad is gonna happen. So I would go back inside and take the jacket off. Okay, I'm like, wait a minute, I'm wearing this jacket, something bad is gonna happen. So I would go back inside and take the jacket off. I'm glad you got rid of it. That's crazy, but I no longer have it. Okay, good. I'm glad it's good to clear out. I've been doing it a lot lately, clearing out my closet, getting rid of stuff.

It's good for you. Catharically clears the energy in your life and you get rid of clutter. I've been doing it too. But that means I need a bunch of new clothes too, because it's all gone now. Okay, we can get into some sex in the news. Okay, what do you got? All right, but that means I need a bunch of new clothes too because it's all gone now Okay, we can get it some sex in the news. Okay, what do you got? All right, this is what I got for you okay Kardashian No, there's really no updates

You know why what because She's gonna sell the story to like us weekly or something like that so yeah, so that's why everyone's like tight lift about it Really? Yeah, there's nothing new. Just make money off of who cares. She's making money off the wedding off the divorce. Yeah, she's smart It's all good. Oh God. Okay, as Zimbabwean claims Procitude turned into a donkey As Zimbabwean man found Having sex with a donkey sensationally clean the object of his affections was actually a prostitute who mysteriously met a morphist into a hot piece of ass. According to the report, 28-year-old Sunday Moir was cuffed after a cup of cups found him in the act in his yard.

Some 180 miles outside of horror. He fast up and explained. I only came to know that i was being into with a donkey when i got arrested i had hired a prostitute and paid twenty dollars for the service i don't know how she then became a donkey the magistrate was unimpressed he ordered him to remain in custody and custody and examined by two psychiatrists uh... maybe that's just taken some lsd i was just a little bit more than what's the money must have been tripping balls with these things that she turned into a

prostitute or into a donkey uh... that's a bad excuse i i mean i've had i mean i've definitely had some uh... donkey and then later on they've turned into a dog you know saying that's called beer goggles.

I don't have that anymore since I've had the Lasik surgery though. What? Remember I tell you, after I drink a lot, like my eye size, I was bad. It becomes super sharp. No, it's like the highest, highest definition television you've ever seen before in your life. I don't know what the hell happened, but after my lazy surgery, the more I drink, the sharper my eyesight gets.

Okay, so you don't have the beer goggles, so. I don't. And it's weird because it's like when I'm sitting at the bar and I'm looking at a girl, I can see the pores in her face and like the crunching between her teeth and I'm scared. Oh my God. And I'm scared. You get scared. You're like, you're like, biionic man or something with your eyesight.

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Call it a new type of impotence if you will We're men in the study as young as in their 20s found it normal to have erectile dysfunction during real sexual interactions Yet we're still excited by the schmorgasbord of internet porn What actually happens side the brain is a form of overdozing overdozing we get a dopamine spike from something Wild stroking our switch, but the more we're exposed to it, the more intense the exposure, the harder time we're going to get aroused from normal sex scenes at home. You know, it's funny because I told you I was on serious satellite radio when I was in

New York, and that was a question. A guy said to me, I can't ejaculate when I'm with a woman. I think I watched too much porn. Can I become desensitized? And I wasn't sure I was like, you know, because I hate to pathologize things. I hate to say yes to you have a problem. I mean, that's like, about sex.

Like everyone wants to, am I normal? Is this okay? So I really don't want to say you have a problem. But this is a study that came out that says that you actually can be desensitized because you're watching this over the top women that you're so attracted to with big boobs or whatever turned you on. You get to watch it. And then when you're so attracted to with big boobs or whatever turned you on you get to watch it

And then when you're with your regular girl, you're like, eh Something like that. No, but are you showing you're showing the wing go down? He said he just couldn't ejaculate right right? I can't ejaculate because so maybe guys start now He probably masturbates too much. No, right watching porn.. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe if guys are getting a shot. Did he say that he was masturbating a lot? Well, yeah, they're watching porn. So the guys who are watching porn so much have a problem ejectally become desensitized.

And it's harder for them to have regular sexual functioning when they're with a woman. Maybe her vagina was too big. Maybe she got a round. Where do you come from? What? Maybe she was like, maybe he was with a whore. No, it was a study of a lot of bands.

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Because she can't control it. I mean, after a while, it gets played out. Right. Okay, there's more of, it gets played out. Right. Okay, there's more of these. Beware trolley riders. In San Francisco in 1964, glorious psychs was injured after the cable car. She was riding on malfunctioned and careened down a hill.

Oh no. After the incident, she filed a $500,000 lawsuit against the city claimant. The accident triggered a demonic sex urge. Causing her to have sex with over 100 men as many as 50 in one week. She ended up winning the case even though the public opinion was a time that was bogus. Oh, man.

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understanding that her urges are out of control. I want man as a husband i'm sorry honey i had to bone fifty men yeah i couldn't help it that's a gardening out with pulling weeds and next thing you know i'm bony fifty guys have nothing bad to say about that because it was a it's a medical thing can't do it it's a medical thing it's just a that it's not a national you know she in or no right totally it's like she has to do it so So that's what I got for sex with news and that's we got anything else from your life. Anything else in my life?

No? Oh, I'm going Disneyland this weekend. Why? How? My buddies, I'm going with my buddies. They, uh, just for fun? Well, they work for a division of Disney, so they get to take, they get to take them

plus four people for free whenever they want, like each so they could it's gonna be like 15 people fun Are you driving down? Yeah, oh, I love Disneyland. Yeah, I'll go I can't Before you rejected me. I already pulled out okay good. I already checked. There's no room though you checked for me You got like a full on girlfriend now. They're taking big. I don't have a girlfriend. It's so exhausting. That is so exhausting. You were trying to pin me down saying that I have a girlfriend. I don't. Well, who are you taking a Vegas? What's the hell? What doesn't matter? I'll tell you when it's around that time. Okay, got it. Okay, we can- Who are you hanging out with?

Nobody. I'm Cleed Slated right now and I'm going to start dating online. I'm going to start getting fixed up. I'm going to ask a guy out. Did you check into the dating on demand? No, we posted some on the website though. Okay. Yeah, dating on demand.

Just a recap from yesterday. Recap. For some reason, it popped into my head and I haven't thought about it in years, but there's a thing called dating on demand. It's on Comcast Cable and people go to events like a bar and they say, oh, we're taping dating on demand videos. So Emily would like, you know, sit in front of the camera, talk about herself on how wonderful she is, and then somebody at home would go to dating on demand and they would see Emily on the TV And there would be a number and then you go to the website and that's how you can

Contact it. I'm gonna do everything to find a date now. All right, okay Topics these are some emails that you sent me to feedback at sexathomely.com where you emailed me through my website sexathomely.com however you do it to send me your questions Dremly I heard that women are able to ejaculate. Have any tips to get a woman so wet? My wife and I have tried a lot, but haven't been able to make it happen. Please help Dennis from Delaware. Okay, here's the deal. You can teach a woman how to ejaculate. There's been lots of studies. We've had guests in the show talked about it. It's usually through the PC bussels. Some women can ejaculate fluid when they orgasm giving them great pleasure. Stimulating her G-spot with

your hands is a good way to make her ejaculate. So start with your hands and work her G-spot. Don't try to do it during when you want to start, it has to be with your hands. She'll have to relax deeply in order to release the fluid. A woman's ejaculate is expelled from the erythra the same place where urine comes out. And although studies have found that the clear liquid is not urine at all, it's urine. It's not. The juice is released from the skin's glands or your rethral sponge.

If your girl doesn't have complete control over PC muscles or the chance, she might actually pee. This is another reason to do your chthral sponge. If your girl doesn't have complete control over PC muscles or the chance, she might actually pee. This is another reason to do your caggle exercises. Download caggle camp on your iPhone right now. And throughout the day, it's my voice leading you. You can do it three times a day. You'll do your caggles. You will be able to ejaculate.

It's a golden shower. OK. But peak quality doesn't happen. It's normal for her to feel as though she's about to urinate when she's about to ejaculate. So it's just like orgasm. Sometimes you feel like you're about to ejaculate. You feel like you're about to urinate, but you really are about to have an orgasm.

So anyway, G-Spot, play with your fingers, play with your G-Spot, and she will be able to ejaculate. Might not happen the first time, but you should play with it. It's yellow lava. It is not yellow lava, dude. It is real. I've ejaculated. How was that for you?

It was awesome. What position were you in? I was having sex. Okay, good. And with my vibrator I can ejaculate. It's weird. It's awesome. It's weird how you answer that question.

I get what position were you in and you're like I was having sex. I think I was on the bottom of the top. Okay. That narrows it down 50-50. Okay. Hi, Emily and Menace. I'm a 30-year-old divorce mom and I've been dating guy for almost three months and things have been going pretty good. He recently called because he wanted to see me and in the same breath asked if I had $20 for gas. Hell yeah, winner. This was a bright red flag for me and has made me take a step back. When did men start asking women for money, especially if he has only been dating her for two to three months? Am I overthinking this? Michelle, from Baltimore, Maryland.

Two to three months? No. No. Michelle, here's a deal. I don't know, like, was it Diddy Forget? Is bank card at home? Or was he like, here's a deal. I don't know like was it did he forget his bank card at home or was he like It's time in the relationship for you to step up and give me 20 bucks Like I can understand if he was like oh my god babe so sorry left my wallet home

Can you can you lend me 20 bucks? But if you just call and set a new 20 bucks for gas from we take you out tonight That is a red flag. I think that's just not cool Well, I don't borrow money from my friends, why would you borrow money from some woman who you're just dating? Like, it's your car. I think that's a red flag, and I would be annoyed. And last he said, I left my wallet home or I'm waiting for a bank check to clear.

But even if that's true, and you can't get your hand on 20 bucks, I think that's lame. It's like that email we had a few months ago from the guy who was like, can you bring over some wine on our first date? Can you bring over two bottles of wine? Like, dude, pay for your own gas. I think two to three months, I don't know when men start.

I've never had a guy ask me for money. I don't think that's cool. And you're not overthinking it. What do you think men is? Yeah, I think the relationship has to go a little bit longer than that before you start evening the playing field a little bit. That's the only really traditional thing about me too is I, I try to pay for as much things as I can to a certain point.

But if we are been together and hanging out for quite a long time, then yeah, you got to start, you got to start chipping in here and there. Yeah, yeah. And I always do chipping, but like I'll see me 20 hours a guess. Yeah, you chipping by cooking all those dinners, right? Yeah. I'm learning to cook my friend Adina is a chef,

and she's actually gonna teach me how to cook. I'm a better chef than your friend. I can teach you how to cook. She's a gourmet chef and she cooks for the stars and she wrote a book about it. What if? Well, you've never offered to cook for for me you've never even invited me to your apartment. Yeah I don't want to have you over there. You've come to my apartment. Yeah okay I'll cook

you something. I'll cook you something delicious. I love pizza. I love pizza. Delicious pizza. Okay although I've been gluten free lately. Oh god you're such a hippie. It helps with clarity and focus. Do you tell? Look how focused and clear I am. You're not very focused today. I mean, you're better than normal. You're a little off a little more than, but you have been really focused lately.

Gluten free. Why today am I not focused? I don't know. Which part of this show of I'm not focused? I have to rewind it. I have to rewind it. I disagree. I'm on message. You Not in Focus? I have to rewind it. I don't have to rewind it. I disagree. I'm on message.

You're on message? I'm going, I'm moving, I'm going through the motions. You are not, I'm very focused today. Okay. Laser beam. I'm sorry that you got so offended right now. Well, because you're like today, you're not focused. Not as focused as you have been.

I did have some crackers last night that were not gluten free. See, now you're on focus. I know, I honestly think that that's why gluten free. See, now you're on focus. I know. I honestly think that that's why I'm doing it. I'm not doing it to lose weight. I'm not doing it for anything else. It's like, I'm avoiding gluten, which is like breads and wheat and all that stuff. Because my friend's been doing it, and she said it made her super clear and focus.

And my biggest challenge in life is clarity and focus. So how does that even work? I just eat stuff like bananas for breakfast and eggs instead of like a scone in the morning. Like I used to always get this muffin every morning. Love that muffin. I love the muffin. No, I miss it. Like every day I want the muffin, but now I'm just in the habit of not and that's what happens and clarity of focus and that's what I need. Okay, let's get into the bucket list. This is our topic for today. Everyone has a life bucket list in some form. Things they want to accomplish in their lives,

why not do the same for your sex life? So there's a book called The naughty sex bucket list and it is done most of the heavy lifting for you and come with a collection of 369 sexy dares to do before you die. This ultimate list of sexy suggestions dares you to break from your mundane routine and experience new throws of the bedroom. So we're going to go through some of them today.

Here's the book. If you want to check it out, it's the naughty bucket list. Can you see it on camera? I got to move it back. Yeah, we can see it. It's by Courtney Jason. Okay, so here's some things that came up in the nut and the amount of sugar is going to confess them.

What, why the eye look? Oh no, I was just trying to see the cover a little bit more. Because I was interested, I'm like, I never heard of somebody having the last name Jason, that's all. Okay, got it. So some naughty bucket list things that we pulled out, wet t-shirt contest. Do you think it's degrading or liberating?

I think it's degrading or liberating. I'm not really interested in the wet t-shirt contest. I don't care about that kind of stuff. I almost did a wet t-shirt contest once. Really? It's spring break in Fort Lauderdale a long time ago in high school and I actually ended up doing the tanning contest and said and I won I was the most tan but I've never done a wet t-shirt contest. Where are these tanning photos?

I should post pictures from when I was 18. I was doing a red bikini and I was the tanest. No way. Yeah and at the time that was a really big accomplishment. Especially in Florida. I think I've peaked there, and I hope I've accomplished things since then. Okay, another thing, naughty bucket list. Have a friends with benefits. This is a growing trend, but usually, of course, I mean, I went through a series of time where I was getting tons of emails about friends with benefits, which is basically when you're

not committed, your friends, your seeping together, and you're also sleeping with other people, which can be tricky, because oftentimes one person wants more than the other one, but this is something else on the bucket list, friends with benefits, and we both have that, right, man? You've had a friends with benefits. Oh yeah, of course, that's pretty much it.

You're like, I don't know if I'm gonna tell you how. That's pretty much all my relationships. I know, all mine too, I realize it, like lately, like most my relationships are friends with benefits Okay Another one sex in the rain Do you think this is wildly romantic or just slippery when wet? I think that's cool. I think so too I'm looking at a lot of these in here already and they're actually some pretty cool ideas I never even thought of

You know section of the bleachers never did that already and there are actually some pretty cool ideas I never even thought of. You know, section of the bleachers never did that, but you know, that was a big thing that people talk about in high school. And you only see, I mean, when you go out in the burbs outside San Francisco, you always see empty bleachers somewhere and you can just do that. Just check it out. I did that once. And after I graduated, I was back in Michigan and I was hooking up with some guy.

And the cops came. I was at my high school bleachers and we were was hooking up with some guy. And the cops came. I was at my high school bleachers and we were having sex or bottev sex and the cops came and kicked me out. Really? Really. Oh, it has rotating bed. I don't even know where to find a rotating bed. Like Vegas, probably.

Probably in Vegas. The famous landmark is weird. For the famous landmark, for some reason, I know this is kind of cheesy. I don't know why, but I went up to, what is the thing here? Coit Tower. Coit Tower in San Francisco, it's a lighthouse

that's on top of the hill. Right. And I went out there with a girl once, but I didn't kiss the girl, and I've always wanted to kiss a girl out there at the lighthouse. Yeah, I've never done that. I didn't even think about like full on boning, but just like maybe just kissing the

girl. Yeah, like a landmark and then they have the Eiffel Tower. Have you had sex at a landmark? They can think of. I'm tired to remember. I don't think so. No landmarks. I think no.

That's weak. I would expect you to like, you know, because you've traveled the world. Maybe like somewhere in Rome, in physics. Right, exactly. In the Colosseum or something. I've had sex. No, I think when I was traveling through Asia, I had sex in a lot of random places,

but I don't think any landmarks. Have you had the walk of shame? Yeah, so the walk of shame is the best post Halloween morning show to watch, I think. I have done the walk of shame many times. I've gone to my coffee shop in the morning and full on black, black, black tie outfit, like a nice formal gown because I was coming off from a guy's house. And every morning I go to the same coffee shop and and one morning I showed up with a short black mini dress and heels, and I've done it.

They're all like, hey, you're all dressed up, but make up smeared down my face. I've done the walk of shame. I'm sorry, I'm just looking out the book. Good, go. I know you have a schedule. No, I... This is the one I like, and you never,

you never support it. What? Scheduled sex. I totally support it. No, for couples. Like, you're scheduled, you never support it. What? Scheduled sex. I totally support it. No, you, for couples. Like a schedule, you're like, all you don't have to get on schedule has to be more spontaneous.

No, you do. Kids with, kids with babies. No, but let's say forget the babies and all that stuff in your marriage. Forget all that. The schedule of time because the anticipation, right, now they're long. They're like flirting, like I can't wait to get your penis

in my mouth. Yeah. Right. So that's good. Have sex with a cowboy. Not going to happen for me, but how about you? I've had sex with men with cowboy tendencies, but not an actual cowboy. Let's see what we got here. A washer?

Have you had sex on a washer? Mmm. Yes. In my house. I don't remember if I've had. That's actually a page in my book having sex on a washing dryer. Given a hickey. I've not given a hickey, but I've received hickeys.

I have done that on purpose to be an asshole. Do you do it to be an asshole? Yeah, but this is what back when I was like 20 something old. Oh, here we go. Topical. Thanks giving day sex. Yeah, I've had thanks to me. In fact, in Michigan, the last few years, I actually did hook up with my ex, who's also from Michigan, but he lives in LA and he happened to be home for things. Is he LA guy? Yeah. LA guy is from Michigan. Yeah.

You never told me this. Oh, yeah. He's from Michigan. So you have to get married with LA. So we waited when my parents went to bed. We would he come over. We'd have sex like two years in a row after Thanksgiving dinner in my mom's house. Wow.

You're classy. I'm a kid. Neighbor. Have you had sex with the neighbor? No. In college, but not, no, no, no, no, I haven't. That's tricky. Then you got to see him when you're walking past him.

Yeah, I was dating a neighbor. Um, we met, and this is the girl that I met at the laundry man that I always think about all the time. Oh. I like her. She's really cool. But, uh, just not for me. Disco ball.

What is this? When you have sex while reflecting lights of a disco ball or surrounding you. Yeah, I've done that. You have? I mean, there's been, I've friends who have a disco life. You've been in cheesy guys' houses where they have disco balls.

Yeah. You hang out with the cheesiest guy. No, I did a guy you had disco bomb his room and we had sex I just see you always dating the yoga guy the disco ball guy the BMW slick back hair guy Anyone ever dating easy guys It's so long. How am I wrong dude? You know, it's not my invention a guy wrong? Dude, you know what I mean? I'm a guy like this.

Oh, yeah, I dated a guy like that. Well, I've just dated a lot of guys. Let's just say I've done my work. All right. What do you got? Do you got anything with that? I've got some more. I've got magic eight ball sex.

Let the magic eight ball decide your courses on tonight's sexual menu. Okay. Like if it has go for it or not tonight, let the magic ape I'll do it. Uh, they have DJ booth in here and, um, I wasn't having sex but I was making out with this girl while her friend was having sex with my buddy in the DJ booth while our other friend was DJing. Oh, okay, so you've had sex and DJ booth essentially? No, I've made out, but I'm all making out. You watch people have sex. And there are people having sex.

Okay, I don't think of a sex and DJ booth. How about in your childhood room, would you re-enact those teenage fantasies? I have had sex in my childhood. My two, me two. Yeah. At a hospital? No.

No. I'm too weird out. Like ever since I've seen that movie contagion, everybody. I am freaked out by germs. Really? Yes, yeah, I never in a hospital usually you're in a hospital because someone's sick. Have you had sex with a bartender? You know what? I don't think I have I have I Have sorry in college one of my boyfriend's a bartender Actually two bartenders. Yeah, I did in college, one of my boyfriend was a bartender. Actually, two bartenders.

Yeah, I did in college, but does that count? Yeah, totally counts in college, he was a bartender. I was a waitress, I was a cocktail waitress, he was a bartender. Yeah, but you worked together, it's coworker. I'm just, it can't be coworker. Like, did I ever go to a bar or order drinking, pick up the bartender and take him home? Yeah, or no. No.

No. But that seems like a fun thing to do. But bartenders just seem like they sleep with everybody, don't they? Yeah, no, no, no. But that seems like a fun thing to do. But bartender just seemed like they sleep with everybody. No, they. Yeah, they do. So that wouldn't feel very like I like, like, oh, got the bartender. It's like, how hard was that? Like he slept with the 10 girls this week. But no bartender. Well, I don't, I don't worry about chicks because usually bartender chicks they're super bitchy and it's hard to get them to like you. Because so many guys are hitting on a Monday long. They're like swatting at you.

Yeah, so you do get a trophy if you sleep with a girl bartender or female bartender. April Fool's Day sex. And what, you pretend they... Maybe you pull the prank and then it up having sex with somebody. Nope, never done that. VIP room, of course you've had sex in the VIP room. You? Yeah, I've had sex in the VIP room. You? Yeah, I've had sex in the VIP area. I've been in so many VIP rooms, but I've yet to ever have sex in the VIP room because I just,

it's just not on my mind. How about a celebrity look alike? Who's on your celebrity to do list? Have you ever dated anyone who looks like a celebrity? Yes, but not had sex with them. Okay. Sex toys. Toys make everyday better as a kid. Find out why you'll love them as an adult. Oh God, there you are. There you are, promoting all the time.

I love sex toys. Uh oh, this is what you gotta do. Have sex with an intern. You might have to have sex with my girlfriend. You might have to have sex with an intern. They're all girls, pretty much. That's for one of them. He has a girlfriend. Although Lauren makes out with her friends, so I don't know.

Yeah, you got to check it off the list, dude. Sex with an intern. No, I've had sex with someone who works for me, but down in turn. I, um, sex with a surfer. Yep. Have not. A lot. New Year's Eve sex.

Now, that is always tricky because for a girl, New Year's Eve, like for some reason, is like almost bigger than Christmas. Yeah, I'm not a big... Like, there's so much expectation for a girl on New Year's Eve, for it to be a perfect, awesome night, and so much pressure on a guy to make that happen. I know. And usually, you know, it's hard because you can't, she can't get too drunk and then, you know, she's walking around barefoot in the city and crying in her, in her dress.

She's her, that happens 80% of the time. Yeah. And then, so you got to find this equal level. And I mean, I've definitely had sex on New Year's Eve, but there wasn't any. It wasn't fun. It wasn't like an amazing thing. Um, I've got flashlight sex. When the power goes out, goes out, get it on in your own spotlight.

How about in the mud? Hell no. In the mud, no. I'll leave it in the snow. It's not even for me, but I'll just be afraid to get mud in or for China. Right, mud in the vagina is not good, so don't do that. On a rocking chair. Sounds familiar, but maybe not. I wish I documented everyone I've slept with.

You know, it should have. I know, because then I could be like, I could have it sorted by where we were, who it was, and then you could ask me these questions, it could be an Excel spreadsheet. I would be like, do do do do do do do by where we were, who it was, and then you could ask me these questions, it could be an Excel spreadsheet. I would be like, dude, dude, dude, yes, bartender, whatever. Oh, Ferris wheel. Oh, no, but I made out on a Ferris wheel.

I mean, everybody makes out on a Ferris wheel. Oh, whatever. In a tent. Yes, I've had sex in a tent. I haven't had sex in a tent. Have you ever gone camping? Yeah, I used to go camping all the time when I was a kid, and now that's why I want to say the W and T all the time,

because I'm burned out on it. Oh, no, no, I've had sex in tents. I'd love having sex outdoors. I just want to keep on reading this book and we can go a little bit longer or you got to go. Yeah, I got to go. I'm hungry, but keep going. I love this. At a car wash. Oh, that'd be awesome. Oh, when we're going through. Yeah, I mean, that's pretty quick, but why not, dude? That's good. I like that one. You got like five seconds though. I have friends that own car washes. Maybe they can slow down the slow down. Take care. It's really clean. Yeah. President's day sex cares. All right, said dryer. Sorry, I really like this book. honey, you can have it.

Hotel room balcony. Yes, I've like this book. Hanna, you can have it. A hotel room balcony. Yes, I've done that. Really? On the balcony, like leaning over and he was from behind. Why would you do that? I wish I had a party room. No, we're on the top floor. I've done it several times.

Twice several times. Wow. Skype sex. No. No, I've never done that. Somebody will hack my Wi-Fi. I will not do it. I will not do Skype sex in a basement. Yes. Yes. In a basement. Dude, I've had sex. Oh my god. I even want to tell you where the basement was. I'll tell you off the air. Off air.

Married sex. No, and there happened for either of us. Doesn't happen to marry people either. True love sex. Yes. I have actually had that Emily, unfortunately, probably not. I have no comment. Beamed bag share. I'm sure I have. I mean, I feel like all this is like, but this is a good book. I know. You should put a red mark next to the book.

I know. And then you should eBay. I should. Somebody could figure out which ones you've done. In a closet. Yes. Yes I don't want to read that one What read it now childhood crush Yes, yes a guy who is always in love with we found the bone. Yes. I

That's good. That's it feels good. Yeah, you're like Yeah, and it doesn't you don't you ever have to have sex with them ever again No, no, but you're like I fantasized about you for years Drunk sex never I want to try it men. That's all men. It's just had his drunk sex with cream. No cares It's dirty. It's nasty. I'm afraid again Don't put it in the vagina. Don't put it in the vagina. I never put anything sugary in the vagina Morning some of my favorite in a limo. Yes, yes Don't put it in the vagina. Don't put it in the vagina. Never put anything sugary in the vagina. Morning, some of my favorite.

In a limo, yes. Yes. Fred House, not me. Yes. Yeah, for sure in a Fred House. I was a sorority girl. Not in a- I'd sex in a Fred House and like,

you have the roommates in this room. It was like not one of my finer moments. Google sex, oh, this is interesting. Google, uh, Google sex in phrases and see what pops up and then do it. I kind of like that. That's like my book 200 pay things you could try tonight. You've got to flip open to one page and try it. Okay. We got to wrap up honey. Oh, Jesus. I'm having two and one tomorrow, but, but we got to go. Okay, let me just do one more and it better be good. Okay. Roadside.

On the side of the, because you're, see, I'm all about the receiving Felicia while driving and you're like, no, you got to pull over. Let's say, but I've done it, but it's not that roadhead. No, that's safe. Week anyways, I like this book. It's not the, safe, but I've done it, but it's not that roadhead. No, that's safe. Yeah. A week anyways, I like this book. It's not the naughty bucket list.

I know. I think you should take and do some things with it. Should I? Yeah. Okay everyone, thanks so much for listening to Sex with Emily. I hope you all have fun with your naughty bucket list. Was it good for you? Email me feedback at sexwithemely.com.

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