Sex With Emily - Orgasmic Holiday Gift Ideas

Episode Date: December 9, 2015

‘Tis the season for giving and in this week’s show, Emily and her team are here to help you select the sexiest items to give every “special someone” on your list. Whether you’re shopping for a toy for him, searching for the perfect present for her, or are looking for something you both can share, this holiday gift guide has the perfect mix of products you’ll need to keep things hot through those cold winter months, and every month that follows! We’ve also got some small yet sexy toys and products to share to help you give and get the gift of pleasure, no matter what your shopping budget may be. If you’re tired of wrapping up socks and sweaters, it’s time to mix things up and give your loved ones something they least expect and most desire. From sexy stocking stuffers to Sybians to stamina-training Fleshlights this holiday gift guide has a little sultry something for everyone on your shopping list. Don’t miss it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everyone, thanks for listening to Sex with Emily. Okay, it's no secret that Halle's shopping can be stressful. In this show, my assistant Alyssa, producer Madison and I are sharing some of our top gift picks for the holiday season to help you give and get the gift of pleasure this year. Because we all deserve it. Thanks for listening. Okay, here's something you might not know about me.

Not only do I love having toys in the bedroom, I also care a lot about bedding, because there's nothing like really good sheets. It completely makes a difference. I'm telling you, the funny thing is though, if you've never felt quality sheets, you probably think, oh, these sheets are totally fine. What's the problem?

My god, my Costco, what, eh. But when you do feel them, you feel great sheets, you can never go back and think about it. You spend more time on your bed sheets than anything else you own. And I've known this. I love good sheets and sort of a connoisseur. So I got hit up by Blanc Branch who are known for their fine linens and they're made from organic cotton. And I was like, sure, I'll send them along. You know, I'll be the judge of that. I know sheets. And they come in the mail and they're beautifully packaged. The package is amazing.

I was like, oh my god, these are so nice. What is it? Oh, they're sheets, wow. And I tried them out. And I've never owned organic cotton sheets. Like I've had organic fruit, big fan, but not sheets. And I also, it always thought that sheets were about the thread count, but turns out,

all that stuff about thread count and Egyptian cotton, completely BS. So when you buy sheets with high thread count, you think you're getting the best deal, but what you're really buying is like this marketing scam. So, you know, they cut out the middle man with bollum branch because you can skip right to it. You don't have to pay for the apartment stores. You buy the department stores like a 70% markup.

So here's the thing about the sheets, bollum branch, is that they're literally, I'm just going to tell you the truth. And actually, Alyssa and Madison are here. They've been in my bed. And I know that's going to sound really crazy, but they actually got in my bed and tried my sheets because I'm obsessed. They're the softest and most comfortable sheets I've ever felt. And they get softer every time you wash them. You guys, how soft was my bed? You get a meeting in there. It was incredible. Check out our Instagram. You can see us all in bed at Sex with Emily. And here's a message for the guys out there bad sheets is not good

If you guys have read that experience with the guy with like bad sticky sheets. Oh, yeah, the worst is flannel I don't know why guys think flannel sheets are a good idea. I get in there and I immediately get like itchy and sweaty And I'm like I don't want to have sex. I want to go home and take a shower exactly they get volley they get bad They're not good. So here's the thing don't't worry about this though, because bowling branch sheets are priced so reasonably again, because they cut out the middleman. And they're so confident that they actually love their sheets that they're let you try them for 30 days. You can have sex with 30 people. I don't care what you do. They don to bowlandbranch.com. Use promo code Emily. It's B-O-L-L and branch B-R-A-N-C-H.com. Use code Emily and you get $50 off a sheet set and I'm telling you. You spend more time with them. They're really soft. They're happy. You'll love them and it'll change your life. Check it. Check it. Thanks for listening. Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex.

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which it's not porn, we're so not porn. But yeah, happy holidays, everyone. And thank you for listening to the show. It's holiday season. And I have to say that, oh, tonight is a big night. I really want to see you if you're listening to this December 8th. At 7.30, come to my workshop. It's at Hustler Hollywood if you're in the LA area. Not here. Nice, sexy, holiday advice. I'll answer your most pressing questions, share my hottest gift picks for everyone on your list. So you can send an email to RSVB at sexwithelmay.com

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And if we choose it to read during the event, you get a sexy prize to go on my- Sexy prize, yeah. Everyone wants a sexy prize. Oh, and then something else you guys, because I always forget to mention this at the end that we are looking for a social media marketing intern. And if you have any social media experience,

you're a great writer, you're looking to further your skills. We watch you on the team. You can apply it internships.com or intern match. We want you to live in the area, LA or in county, like you can get to Hollywood, that's where the office is. So we can't ever vote interns, but email us feedback at sex.com with the resume and cover letter or go to internchips.com.

But Alyssa and Madison, who are now work on the payroll, not interns, you can speak to that it was a pleasant experience. Absolutely. Yeah, Alyssa was actually my social media and marketing intern when she first got hired. And now she's all working here and shit. Oh, it was the best experiences ever. Oh, you're just a better man.

You're just a better man. Say it with Madison too. I got hired. I don't even know what my internship was for. I was like, sex, radio. Yeah, let's do it. I'm mad. We're't even know what my internship was for. I was like, sex, radio. Yeah, let's do it. I'm mad. We're even looking at the job description. I could have been like

shoveling monkey poop or something. I would have still done and I would have been like, well, okay, she's the best. I love you guys, but we do have a good time. So check that out and right now we are going to share with you because you know, holidays you guys, very important time. Um, and I think that we forget what it's about. Whether you're single or on a relationship, everyone gets so caught up in the holidays and the gift giving and like, what do you got to do and what you got to wear and when we wear to this party and what gift you bring this person. But you know, remember that your sex life, if you're in

a relationship, is very, very important. It's important to prioritize it and if you're getting your partner gifts, you might as well get them something sexy, whether it's something big or something small. And we're gonna cover some great gifts for men, women, couples, for yourself, all that today. Any of these gifts can be a gift for yourself. You deserve it. You deserve it. Seriously, I've so many times, I'm like,

oh God, I'm so stressed out. I'm just gonna go masturbate right now. And I've been, I said, gift yourself. I've been on to a lot. Yeah, no, honestly, I, can I tell you what? It took up in five minutes to go. I went to bathroom. Last night, I was like, I need a master rate.

All of my toys were dead. Like literally, because me master rating party. Yeah, me master rating is like kind of a funny thing because I like, you know, I go to bed really late. My boyfriend's already asleep. So I try to like sneak it so I don't wake him up because if you wake up and he's like, I don't like let me join.

I'm gonna be like, no, go back to bed. Like just go to sleep. This is not about you, this is a stress thing. So I like go sneak out to the living room with my first sex toy. I start using it and I'm getting into it and then it dies. And I was like, are you freaking kidding me? So I've just sneak back into the bedroom again, get my second toy, which is like, I think it's like the

crave one, get it back out there, won't even fucking turn on. And I was like, oh, this is my nightmare. So I have to go to the magic wand, which is so loud. Because I'm like, everyone's in, it's like the plugged one, too, because there were chargeable ones. That one never dies. I know.

There were chargeable ones I hadn't charged it. And I like didn't want to mess around with it. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, so I grabbed the cord one, which is so loud. And I have a roommate. So I'm in my living room. Oh, this is just, I just want to get this over with. I couldn't even enjoy my climax.

I need to do this awful. She was just, that's a nightmare. I literally, it was like, I was like, I was like, I toys. Yeah, that's awful. That's a nightmare. I literally, it was like, I was like, I'm toy. Yeah, I feel like I'm in a sex nightmare right now. And then your laptop died, we got here today. Yeah, I'm messing. I'm kind of like, you know, I just figured out I'm getting for Christmas. A power strip.

Honestly, I need one that just like follows me around. Just like, a puppy, like I just drag it, like on a leash. Big goddamn power strip. And it's funny because I have, like you in every room my house is a is there already plug like I just because they all charge you as be like the same charger so everything's a dangling cords every outlet because I got to plug this in and a lot of you can plug in your computer you know work you can plug you can charge your toys at work I would not judge you that's totally true no I yeah I need to get on that because I'm having a I'm having a dead technology problem. I got that sad.

Okay, but you guys, this does not have to happen to you. Maths and just super busy. The toys are also, you know, functional. Give your partner a gift they can use all the time. I mean, you can get them whatever they wanted on their list. Maybe they didn't say sex toy, but I'm just saying it helps you, you know, connect and hands, expand your sex life. And again, we're going to give you some great ideas and it gives all your, it's a gift,

giving you a gift of pleasure. Yeah. Right? I'm like, how could you? How could you? Absolutely. Yeah, pleasure is really important. And also, if you guys want to try, we're going to have a lot of, we're just going to run

stunt down some ideas that are our favorites this year that we've all tried. So, I don't ever talk about things that I haven't tried that I don't like. We might even have some disagreement here. That could be final, a little fighting, little throwing around things. Love it. It's going to get loud. So, but I'm just going to mention. That could be final, little fighting. Little throwing around things. Love it. It's gonna get loud. So, but I'm just gonna mention, I'm jumping ahead. Madison, sorry. Madison's my producer, so she really is super organized

and she's gonna piss her off, so. But okay, so this is actually, I'm sorry. We are gonna get to stocking stuff first, but I just have to mention that when Sonny and Chad were on for the doc Johnson, that asked the doc show. Cause they have a radio show as well and they gave me this thing called wet head, okay?

It's called good head, wet head, dry mouth spray. And it's actually, she's like, cause she's great for radio. Like she's like, I use it on the radio. So I have it sitting here, I just use it, a strawberry. And so I don't have that annoying, like, that annoying, but I love it. And then, like, that annoying. I love it. And then, it's actually for giving blow jobs.

And sometimes I'm out to try. And that's a very important, and I'm telling you, I had never used it for that. Until recently, I just used it here because I actually love it for the show. And I gave a blow, I actually used it at an actual penis. And it's awesome.

He was like, I'm like, wait, let me give you my blow job, so I was like, you know, I was like getting out of bed, I'm like, wait, let me blow just like, oh, you see, I was like getting out of bed. I'm like, wait, before you say something. We gotta try this thing. We gotta try it every time I have some. It's pretty funny, but I'm like, blow jumps right, which I'm, and he's like, oh my God, that feels amazing. So there's something in it.

It's like dry, it's sweet and strawberry, and it just makes your mouth just provide enough saliva, and it feels really good. It's supposed to like refresh your mouth too. It kind of like feels really good. So like refresh your mouth too. Kind of like gives it like a nice like clean feeling. Exactly. Lovely. Yeah, we're gonna get more to that later.

Sorry about that, Madison. That's okay. And if you're excited, go with the amount. I'm excited, because I just love it. I'm a big fan. Okay, so number one thing we're gonna talk about is a great gift for her. Yeah.

This is called, this is the womanizer. Okay. It is not that dou is the womanizer. Okay. It is not that douchebag you dated in college, actually, a toy. And it is this amazing vibrator for women. And it's German engineered, literal stimulator made of body-safe silicone. It has five intensity levels,

USB rechargeable, Majestying charger computer. Looks like an ear thermometer and has a big old jewel on it, okay? But let me tell you about this toy though, the thing that's been we're gonna get into more details of it, but I just recently spoke to them because I've you know all the sex friends of mine works there that used to work at another company and he was telling me about he's like I'm like we love the womanizer like because we're gonna get into why, but it just got released about a year and a half ago and their growth has been astronomical. I've never heard of a sex. I'm like that's so

interesting because you know when toys come out, people send stuff and we don't love everything and we loved it, but I'd see here their growth and how like it's blown up and they've had these amazing reviews from one toy because it's so innovative and unique. And so that's why we picked this one of our top picks. So you know, it's usually when a product guarantee is 100% lust and good feelings, you can be skeptical for Germans, right? Roughly translates to it says like this crazy German phrase and then I translated it and it was like lust and good feelings. I was like, I like that.

Yeah, exactly. The Germans I want. And momentizer, it's funny because he said to me, works so he goes, we were so concerned because once they brought it to the States, like, that. Yeah, exactly. The drawings I want. And momentizer, it's funny, because he said to me, work started, because we were so concerned, because once they brought it to the States, like, that's a bad name. Like, the toy won't go anywhere, so despite the name, and everything, it's a very unique toy.

It is indirect, literal stimulation, meaning the toy doesn't actually touch your clitoris. It's like magic. It has a unique tip, and it rests all the way around your clitoris and sucks it. Now sucking is also a great tip for oral sex if you're pro-demo oral sex on a woman to suck her clitoris. It kind of like does everything that I might dream guy would do if he goes down to me. Would you guys think of it? Yeah, I thought it was. It took a minute to like figure out. It took a

minute to figure out for me and when I finally got it I was kind of surprised at like how how intense it was. It was a very different. out for me. And when I finally got it, I was kind of surprised at like how intense it was. Like it was a very different. I'm really sensitive in my clitoris. And it was like amazing that it didn't buzz on it. It didn't make it sore. It just sits there. And if you lay back and let it happen,

oh, it'll take you places. Yeah, it does take you places. And it has all these different ways that it, it's like lightly touches around it because there's so many nerve endings and again like men A lot of women don't like direct pressure on your clitoris and so it just sort of like like kissing it It's like it's like tickles it. Yeah, it's like a gentle. It's like a gentle sucking and it's just like it's so nice It's that that perfect that perfect amount of suction that a partner just can't seem to master right? You know, so now nothing she's gonna replace you But right and you can use it on your partner and you could also use it on your balls that every demand a section that a partner just can't seem to master. Exactly. Now, nothing can learn from the moment I'm sick.

And you can use it on your partner and you could also use it on your balls, I think that would feel good too. Maybe, yeah, it depends. On the tip of your penis, put on your friendy alone. Yeah. That would probably do one thing. I know. Exactly.

It's like little tiny kisses on your friendy alone, which is a very sensitive part. And you guys check this out. They also call it the, this is their sodium, but it is kind of true that it's the one-minute orgasm. So it's a perfect toy for women who are too busy to masturbate. You'll be knocking out multiples of no time. I know I did, because it actually, we first had a try, they sent us a try.

I was like, oh, I wanna try this, I wanna try this. And I literally was like, pubbed it in, like five minute, I'm like, oh my God, but the hell, that was amazing. It was amazing. So you guys can get it at hustahollywood.com or go to our website, right? Yeah, we're gonna post all the links, all the codes, everything.

Yeah, so you can find out where to get all these amazing toys, their price points and all of that on the blog when this show post. Yeah, exactly, super. Let me dot com and what's the name of the blog going to be so they can find it. I mean, it'll be when we name whatever we've named the show. So we don't know more names to show yet. Probably holiday gift list something gifts. Yes, something about gifts. We'll see it.

Pleasure. We'll find it and it'll be right. And it's really pretty is it comes in this pretty pink case. It's like a nice looking gift. It's got jewels on it. You can pick different colors. So that's a good one. Yes. Okay. That's our other favorite. So another one for her. The

intensity. Yeah. Oh, the intensity. Oh, the intensity. Oh, the intensity. At first glance, we've talked with us too, and we've reviewed this intensively. Intensity, intensively. On the show called Sex To Review, Intense and Unplugged, right? Yes, that's one. We had all the interns get together.

At the time, you guys are interns, I think. We were. Oh my gosh. Yeah, graduated. Yeah, graduated full-time staff. but yeah, so we all reviewed it. We all took it home one to our respective corners. Used it came back. Talks about it. Yeah, yeah, came back and used it and then talked about it and Yeah, it's intense and unplugged and I feel like you'll you'll learn everything you need to know about what it is and what it does on that show And we're just gonna talk about why it's a great gift. Exactly. Yeah. That's a great idea. Okay, so why is it a great gift?

It is a great gift because it's the, I think it's a gift that keeps on giving personally. Yeah, it does sure kegels for you. Kegels kegels for you. Kegels, I know I say different way. I like to mix it up, but it does them for you, which results in more powerful, stronger orgasms over time, higher sexual satisfaction, Emily just did an interview with a guy whose wife has been using it. Exactly. And he's noticed a serious difference in his the way his wife is like more confident in bed now.

And she's like... Titer. Yeah, Titer. She's like having better orgasms and she's enjoying herself more. So really it's like a gift that you know you give it's like giving your like giving your wife like a movie that you really want to watch. Kind of it's like you're giving her a gift and she's going to really enjoy it. She's going to get great benefits from it and then it's going to come back and you're going to benefit from it as well. Exactly. So what's to lose, you know? Right, it looks like a rabid vibrator and so she could also use it as a vibrator but

it also exercises and stimulates your kegel muscles for you and she doesn't have to do it on her own, like it just does it for you which, God I wish someone would invent something that would just exercise for you to Yeah, like do yoga for you and run for you. Sorry magic, you know, I'll take this and we'll wait for the abs once you come Yeah, I know that would be great. I don't I don't understand whether the only people have invented anything like this Like yeah, the only extra is the plan that you can just lie back like I lie back I read I do think and it gives you orgasms And it gives you a great

I don't know. It's like here., we're going to do this for you. And, boop! Here you go, and orgasm. It's a two-ferr. So, it's a vibrator and it's a, um, a glycerin. And again, pelvic floor muscle is very important. It helps you have stronger orgasms,

it helps prevent any irritants, like when you sneeze and you pee, all that stuff. So, check it out on our website. It's called the Intensity by Port Moa. Yes. Moving on, we have to, you know, it would not be Christmas or the holidays or holiday giving guide without the Magic Wine Rechargeable. It's been a big year. It has.

The Magic Wine came out recharge. It used to be in the wall. Plugged in. Now, do you want? Do we have to take out our video? Yeah. We did a really fun video for Thanksgiving. It's on our YouTube channel. Yeah. That's exactly family. Check it out. Did you see our video? Oh, I loved it. I loved it. Yeah. So when we talk about the Magic Wine, you've tried to start for 30 years. It's a mis, you know, misajor came out 30 years ago.

But this new one, it always ate a plug into the wall, but we women, we were like, that's cool. That's fine, because it is the most amazing product on the planet. I'm fine plugging into the wall, even though everything else now these days has batteries are rechargeable. But now it became unplugged this year, which was a big deal. You can just charge it.

And in mine, it's funny when you just said, Mas and you guys died because I feel like mine's never died. I charge it and I've had it for like 20, I haven't had ever, I had it like for all year, I barely have to charge it. I mean, we had to use a video, we shut a video within everything. Yeah, and this is the second, it's only the second time it's been dead since I got it. And that's pretty spectacular because all my toys are dead. Right.

So it's also rechargeable. It comes with a charging adapter, 6 foot cord. It runs for a total of three hours and a full charge. And she's just going to love it because I think women just covet the Cadillac of all vibrators. It's true. It's one of those things every, I think every woman should honestly have. I completely agree.

Even if even the women who are like, I don't like toys try a magic one it will change you also this new one has a different vibrating patterns and For love intensity levels versus the other one just had like High and then like super high This one has like load a high and it's nice You know you can decide how loud you want to get with it or how intense you want to do or you can do the fun little like pulsation patterns. I like the ball and I this is the first toy where I really like the pulsation patterns. I like number four, the wave. Yeah, the wave.

Like, yes, thank you. And it's also great, all of these actually, you can use, if you're in a relationship as well. You can use it with your partner, you can use it during intercourse now, because it's not. And they're not intimidating looking one, two, if it's like the first time you're trying it out

with a partner or something, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's a good one to introduce in. I think so. You might as well go bigger, go home, I mean? Yeah. It's a good one to introduce in. I think so. You might as well go bigger, go home, you know? Exactly. Trust your trusty magic wand. Totally.

I keep a bedside. Like that's how serious I am about it. Like it doesn't go in the drawer. It's right next to my bed. I reached down in there, like in the middle and I'm like, oh, good. And all my friends know what I do and they know me at this point and my boyfriend's always like, hi, dress, sex toys. People are coming over and I've got a stack of boxes next to

my bed. I know there's a new room the other day. Yeah so I don't the jig is up. They know it's going on. Yeah same happens to me. Yeah my landlord. Oh here's the funny thing. You guys do always talk about my landlord discovering all the toys and I'm like do they know what I do for living and like now they do and they must and because I don't really talk to that much what happened was I came home the other day. This is a segue a separate thought but I I walked I walked in and I'm and the guy I'm dating dropped me off and they're like oh and she was sitting in the front yard And I never really seriously like oh so is it really hard for guys to date you?

Does this new guy meet your standards? And I was like yes, well, just it's just funny because I didn't know that they knew what it did. It just like, does he meet your standards? I'm like, yeah, I guess it was a, what if a guy doesn't meet your standards? I'm like, I don't even know what you guys know I do. And then she's like, oh yeah, and you've got an event coming up so she like, she knew about the live show and I invited my other come. So it's funny. So now like the gig is up. Like I didn't have to like, and I thought that I was hiding it, but I was like, do they think it's weird that there's toys everywhere, but apparently they fell me on Facebook and know everything that goes on in a minute. So that's good to know.

Okay, so let's move on to the Wevibe pleasure mates. Yes. Okay, so this is a really cool thing because it is really three vibrators and one, three experiences and one. A great, here's why this is a great present because so many toys, a great beginner, let's say you've never played with toys before or your partners ever had one or you've never had one. I always say a great place to start is with a bullet. Well, the tango by Weveau, which you could just buy on its own, is the most powerful,

really cool, techy looking like. Sounds my first. It's literally the size of a lipstick. Yeah, it looks like lipstick. Like I see a lipstick and it's very strong. It's great, rechargeable. I just love all the size of a lipstick. Yeah, it looks like lipstick. It looks like a lipstick. It's very strong. It's great, rechargeable. I just love all the way by products.

It's a powerful yet very tiny vibrator, so it's really great for travel to use with your partner to use a loan. It's rechargeable, waterproof, all that. But now the pleasure mate collection has these sleeves. They're silicone sleeves that you put on top of it. So it becomes three different kind of vibrators. So you could just use it as the bullet. You could use the one that becomes a G-spot vibrator.

So you just put the head on it. Yeah, I know, it's pretty cool looking. It's called the Don. The Don? Yeah, the Don. The transform of toys. It is a transform of toys. Like it's got all these tricks, all these sexy outfits that it can wear. And there was an outfit. Yeah, the dawn. Yeah, the transform of toys. It is a transformer of toys like it's got all these tricks all these like sexy outfits

That it can wear and then yeah exactly. It's like oh this I want a gspat one and there's also one for anal exploration The desk the desk the desk pleasure mate cracking up with these names the other day. Yeah, so funny It's so if you get gspat simulation you can get some anal simulation if they're both like silicone Slives you put on. So pop it off, pop it on. Really easy to clean because you can take the little bowl out and just clean the attachments. So that's all you're using or you can do the bullet. It's all waterproof by the way, which I think is really great because it's hard to find a toy

that's completely like submergable waterproof and the weave-eye toys are. Right. It's taken the shower. It's fantastic. She's squirter. No problems. No worries. Why do you think she'll love it? Why is the good gift for her, you guys?

It can go anywhere with you. And it can change up for whatever she's feeling in that moment. You know, maybe she wants one thing more than, yeah, maybe she wants to try the anal one tonight. Exactly. And exactly. And exactly all the way out of bed and getting another toy, you already have your pleasure pack right there. Exactly. Totally. Or like if, you know, if she doesn't know that she wants to try it, if she's not sure yet, And exactly. And exactly. And exactly. And exactly. And exactly. And exactly.

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That's pretty thing. And variety is the spice of your life and sex life. I agree. So if you've been looking for your G-spot, you've been looking for your anus. Maybe you know where your anus is. But I think you wanted to play with it. But it is flared. So it could be used as a prostate toy, possibly.

I don't know. I don't see why not. If you can put it in a girl's anus and it's quite, you totally can. Yeah, you guys, this can go in your range as well. I know you've been wanting that. So we'll get to that. Yeah, so it's the weebite plungement. And also if you already own the tangle, you can buy the attachment, the sleeves for it too.

I think I like anything that's like a two for three for. Oh yeah, we love stuff that's like, we love multitasking. So anything that can like multitask, girls are like, oh, tell me about it. Tell it changes into what? Yeah, exactly. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love Tell it changes into what? Yeah, exactly. I love that. I love all three of them. It's like those lip stuff like the makeup that's like a blush and lip gloss. Oh yeah. It's a good time. Or like when a dress has pockets.

Oh yeah. That's the best. Oh my gosh. Dresses with pockets are like the number one unifier of all women. Anyway moving around a little. Okay, so let's get into some toys for him. Mm-hmm. And again you go buy this for yourself. Go buy a fear lover. you can buy this for yourself. You can buy it for your lover. You can buy it for your dad.

It depends what your relationship is like. You can get some male masturbation sleep. Of course you're going to talk about the fleshlight. The fleshlight, number one, selling sex toy for men. If you've been listening to this show, you know what a fleshlight is. But on the outside, it just looks like a fleshlight, is. But on the outside just looks like a flashlight actually. But on the inside's body-safe, phallate, free, super skin material. And it creates a feeling of lady parts.

It has special textures that feel great. You can use a waterproof lube. Fleshlight, a stamina training unit, it has an even narrower inner canal. Like the trammer training unit is great for the guys you want to learn to last longer in bed. Yes, it's a nice, a lot of experience. Why this was the best gift she ever gave her boyfriend. Oh yeah, he loves her.

As I was leaving, he was like, oh, what's the topic today? And I was like, we're talking about Christmas gifts and he was like, oh, flashlight. And I was like, yeah, there you go, exactly. Exactly. Yeah, he's really excited about the other one. We're gonna talk about too.

But Stamina Tram Unit is cool because it's like super pleasurable. It's like if you took the flashlight and then you made it like twice as like twice as like tight and twice as like textured, that's what it does. So basically when it comes down to is if you can last like five minutes

with this specific flashlight, you're gonna last like 10, 15 minutes with a woman because this guy is like super intense. So it'll just, it'll like break you down and get you help you build up your stamina. Right. So check that one out. Again, this is all on our website, the information. And then we can talk about the newest fleshlight is the Quick Shot.

Madison wrote a killer blog about this. You want to talk about that, the Quick Shot? Actually, you did too. We both did. You did that. You did that. You were just killer. The girl's best friend, right? night wrote one about how I hate hand jobs

The quick shot is a little bit easy for packing it's easy for whatever It's easy for to travel with even much easier even than the flashlight Mm-hmm, but it can help you. It's like your new handy best friend for guys can use it But for women too if you don't for play, low jobs or hand jobs. It's a little, it's like the size of your hand. Yeah, it's like a little, a camera lens. It's about the size of like one of the like, the Nikon camera lenses, that's what my boyfriend said

when I brought out, he's like, oh my God, it's so cool looking. That was when we were he shouted out, he's like, oh, quick shot. And I was like, yeah, we're gonna do it. But yeah, it's everything you love about the flashlight, but it's smaller, it doesn't look like an orifice, which is kind of nice, because I know girls get kind of freaked out sometimes

about the fact that like a flashlight looks like a vagina or like an eight, it just, it might rub some girls the wrong way, but this one does not have any of that. It doesn't really look like the other flashlights, and it's so easy to move. It doesn't get your arm tired, it's got the perfect grip.

It's, I mean, use lots of lube. You can get my hand job. Absolutely. It's like, I don't want to say it's like a girl's best friend, or you can use it towards the shaft and then use your mouth to like pleasure, the tip of his penis, which is the most sensitive part anyway. And you've got yourself one hell of a blow job. Right. And it's a, it's a great price point. Yeah. It's only a $35 dollars. That's, that's wonderful. Plus, it'll fit right in his stocking. He will love it Like it's not going on his penis and And it helps me and people who are like blow jobs is a job, but this takes the job Yeah, I don't I don't think that but I know a lot of women do. Yeah, I mean, I love I love blow jobs blow jobs In my favorite I hate hand jobs and that's why I love this thing

That's what I wrote about my blog was that I hate hand jobs. I think it's just it's annoying It's I can't get the pressure right and this thing came along and it was like Oh Superhand I help her. Yeah, it's awesome So check out that it's called the quick shot Which is funny because I told you when they first told me about it months ago I thought it was a clip shot There's very excited there's a toy for women, but it's actually quick so that's cool

But I'm bound with that Okay, so the next one There was a toy for women, but it's actually quick. So that's cool, but I'm bound with that. Great question. Okay, so the next one is a Cochrane or penis ring, as I have them call, but I'm just fucking going all out. That's right. The, okay, so you guys have heard me talk about J.J. products for years. J-E, J-O-U-E, which means to play in French.

But the point is I love the Mimi, and I always talk about the Mimi, and I talk about the Miococcurring. Well, now they have a whole new product line, which blows my mind. It's called the OOOH-Bijé-Ju, get it? OOOH-Bijé-Ju.

And this is awesome because there's three different products, but again, you could also buy them all together, but first we'll kind of like the different sleeves that we talked about in the other one, but this one, let's have the the Cochrane for a minute. Yeah. It's their newest creation, and it's magical. Yeah, I mean, and they're the Mio that they do,

like their full size JG Mio, like we've talked about it over and over again. I think it was a hot ticket item last year for Christmas. Yeah. And this, I mean, this ring, really, this new one that U by JG, their little Cochrane, it's got all the stuff that you love about the Mio. Like, it still got that Rumbly motor, it mean, this ring, really, this new one, the U of I, J, U, they're a little cockering. It's got all the stuff that you love about the Mio. Like, it still got that rumbly motor.

It's got multiple functions. It's just a little bit smaller and a little bit easier, I think. Exactly. And if you don't know, penis rings are great because it helps guys maintain their erections. It slows the blood flow to the penis, keeps the penis harder, but also it has a little vibration on it. So it can feel great just

for him. I'm telling you, if they love the vibrations, but also if you're having intercourse with your guy and you want to have some simulation intercliterus or wherever else it does that for you to. And also, do we talk about this later, the other attachments? Oh, no, we talk about it right now. Okay. So they've got these, okay, so this is so amazing. They've got all these different kits. So you could buy just the cock ring. You could buy the one that has the G-Spot attachment to it or it also has just one that's like a pebble like the Mimi.

Yeah. And they're a little less expensive, the price points. And you can, it's one motor. So you just take off the tops. Yeah. This I love this. Yeah, it's just like literally just like the little weird stuff I'm at with the.

There's a bunch of animals. Do you have those, the match? Geranimal. They were like matching clothes that you have and you were like you could buy them with the stores and it was like pajamas and tops or tops and bottoms that you would buy. Look at the tags and you could see if they would match. It was like a clothing line Geranimals. I was not really like this but it's kind of like an amazing all-match together. I like that. I love that you guys said no this. It's cute. I like a matching

like out of my Barbie you know I remember that maybe maybe Maybe, maybe I know I know I'm dying my animals, but it's cool and a cocky again is it's great for him It's great for both of you and everyone It's a fun present to the everyone Yeah, by the way a lot of guys use it my boyfriend used it with the quick shot He put it on first it was inspirational. I am not kidding you. He it's so funny So it was like it was one of those nights where like I wasn't really in the mood for sex and he like I took a shower

And I came out and he's got the who my Jeju cock ring on and I was like all right, and he's got the quick shot going And I was like, oh my god, you're an inspiration look at you like he's just totally innovative He came up with this on his own. I didn't tell him about it turned till monster Yeah, and I like look at him. Right, and I was turned on. Like, I went from not wanting to have sex to be like, all right, let's do it. I was so impressed. And he was like, yeah, I was so impressed.

Now, the wear with all to combine two things. But before I let him do his thing for a little bit. And he's pretty configured. Yeah, and he. That's true. No, there's so much that you have. Yeah, that's hilarious. That's awesome.

So he just he came up with it on his own. I was'm so proud of him that we had sex and it was great. I love it. But yeah, what I'm saying is penis vibrating and penis rings are great for just fair masturbation in general. Yeah. Because they do trap blood and the penis. They the vibrations feel good. Translate into your hand. So. Exactly. And the thing that I also love about the the cock rings that you could also just use it for women too as a literal simulator. Because you can have your fingers and put it inside where the whole where it goes around is penis and use that. They're also great to to trace along his premium,

like his taint, you know, area between the penis and the penis. There's a lot of nerve endings there and it just can feel great to kind of or because it has a little nerves. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Exactly. So this is a great one. So check that, ooh, that's a huge issue. Yeah, on our website. And then a prostate toy. Yes. We're just gonna say that this is the year of the male prostate. Yes.

Peggy was a big thing this year. A lot of questions because I asked, and prostate, man, you know, they don't call it the male G-spot for nothing. Yeah. It's true. So we want to talk about a vibrating prostate plug by fun factory. It is a uniquely shaped curved silicone plug

created for your back torque plug. I love when people are walking by the door. Do you guys know one? These men were so excited by their, they wanted their, stamenly their prostate right now. I love our job. Okay, so it simulates his prostate and his perennium.

It's called the duke. It's called the duke. Thank you, the duke. No, no, you don't want the duke. Your man here's a duke. He'll feel very manly. If he's got issues it all with stimulating his prostate, it's called the duke.

He won't feel like a pussy. Yeah, it's her name. As he should not at all, because men are afraid this is me. There's not one sex act. There's not one thing that's gonna penetrate you that's gonna make you feel, that's right name. As he should not at all because many were afraid this to me. There's not one sex act, there's not one thing that's going to penetrate you that's going to make you feel, that's going to make you gay. Like a sex act does not make you gay. If you're worried about that guys, I thought I was going to want to see it.

Unless you decide that the woman begging you actually you would prefer it if she was a man. But you might be. You might be. Because they'll just be there. They'll just be there. But just because this prostate, the malprostate can provide a lot of pleasure for men. Straight gay, anyway, it just does, it feels good, you might want to try it. And so this would be a great way to go.

It's just a waste of pleasure if you don't want to explore it. Like I would say, what if you're a deathbed and you're like, oh my god, my prostate, I went told me, I told you. You're like 90 years old and you're like, this feels amazing. You could have been doing it for years. I want to have no regrets in my deathbed. I'm going to have fun with the Duke. Yeah. I don't have any regrets in my deathbed.

No, it's true. Like, you don't want to be laying there like, I never pegged. Right. That's what I thought. Yeah. Which my biggest regret. You were doing things like, I regret that I didn't play enough.

Like, I regret I spent too many days at the office. I regret I never pegged my lover. Yeah. I do regret that. So, I'll check that out as well. You can also, if you're intimidated by size, you can also start with in Nero's, Prostate Massager. Yeah, it's like smaller, it's handheld, it looks like it just looks a little bit, it looks a little bit less intimidating. The Duke is kind of bigger, but that's

because it's got the Perenium vibrator as well. So it's kind of like hooked. It's kind of a build up too, if you just want your Perenium. Yeah, absolutely. Perenium. You don't want to go right in yet. You can use the Perenium. You just play with your Perenium. So don't be intimidated by it.

We carefully curated this list. We're not just talking BS. We really spend some time trying to come up with some great things. Yeah, so OK. And we had a guest on last week who loves the Duke. Oh yeah, Kate, she was on our sex sort of you show and she loved the Duke and she wears like she uses it like as a as a woman She really enjoys that. Yeah, that's a thing a lot of toys like they double they double they double But wash remember wash

Actually, that's a great stockings ever too. By some toy cleaner Her hair makes a really good one. I think Lilo makes one that's pretty nice too. You got a cleanies. Suckers, people. There's bacteria and stuff. But let's not get all. I don't want to bring y'all down. I don't want to bring y'all down.

That's why you need. Damn, cool. Damn, cool. I don't think any toys. For couples, guess what I'm going to talk about now? I wonder. The Sibian. The Sibian is a great product.

Four couples, a great toy, and it is an investment, but it's one that is, I mean, you will have it forever, and this will be something that you guys can use together. You can use separately. It is a one-of-a-kind masturbation device. It's dome-shaped. It's a mountable design. It allows women to ride it the same way they would, like riding you, the way she's riding you during cowgirl position, woman in top position,

and I mean, it's just for kids to be in people. It's like, it's amazing. You can get, you can get, and also, it can be a piece of furniture too because it comes, you can have it in an ottoman. You can check out my Instagram too, it's such a family idea. It fits nicely like in the leather ottoman. So people don't even know that it's out. But I mean, you're both gonna love it because it is an orgasm machine and it comes with a little stool and it's great for four plays so your partner can write it and she can like, there's all these different attachments.

I've used it with my partner, which was, I first used it with him actually and then I've used it alone, but it's just like, it's the most, how can I say? It's like kind of watching, it's like the most amazing four play because say? It's like kind of watching. It's like the most amazing forpe, because he doesn't really have to do anything. He's just watching me, my whole body, like tremor

with these incredible build up of orgasms from this toy that he gets to control if he so chooses. So anyone else feeling really hot right now? Oh, are you? I just turned it off. I just turned it off for some time. It kind of looks like a spaceship. The remote control looks like you have a spaceship,

but you have two controls. One that turns all the way is the vibration, and one is for if you choose to have the attachments. So you can get ones that have the attachments for your G-Spot, for your Cliteris, there's fingers. And it's just, I'm telling you, like it's the kind of thing that you, if you want to get your product

to something special and you're really invested in your sex life as you should be, then this product you will have forever. There's so many different ways to use it. You could both get on it together, you can get on it, she can get on it. Also, if you're with a woman who has a hard time orgasming during intercourse, which is 70% of women do, that there's testimonies, if you check out the CB website, that women actually ride this and they can transfer that to their partner, they can learn things about their body on this and then just move that same way during intercourse.

It's perfect for the gift of giving too, because if you give it to him, he gets to give the pleasure back to you and he gets to control it too. Exactly. So many ways to play it the together. Right, there's so many ways to play it together. Right, exactly. And you can use it alone too. So we also have a special discount code to on the website together.

Yeah, check that out. Okay, moving on, the Wevi4Plus. This is also like a forfer. It is the forfer. Oh, I was even kidding. I was kidding. I'm not kidding, there's so many ways to use this too, but the Wevi4Plus, it's rated the top couples toy on the market. It's a wearable U-shaped vibrator that stimulates

this is it's U-Swipe and now I tell you all these other uses but you wear it during sex during intercourse. It stimulates both the clitoris and the G-spot. You wear it during sex. It creates a snug or feel for men and they also like the vibrations. It's rechargeable, water proof, body safe silicone, all that stuff, but it also connects with an app. So there's an app that you download for free. And if you're in a long distance relationship or you just want your partner to be using it and you want to control it, you can control it from your app.

You don't even have to be home. You could be like in across the world, I was going to say Siberia, you could be wherever it is and control it. And you guys can have some like more play, for your long distance, you can get in the bedroom with her. And you'll both love it, because you both get to experience it together. Yeah.

Yeah, and I'd actually recommend if you guys, if you and your current partner spending the holiday as a part, get it as an early Christmas gift. And do that. I mean, my boyfriend and I are spending Christmas part and I'm gonna take the We vibe with me and he's gonna take the control with him and we're gonna experiment with that because we've never really done it.

So we've never really done it like from like an actual distance because we live together so we're never apart. But like, this will be real. She's a bathroom in your house. Exactly. So this will be it'll be fun but I just feel like this is the future. Like this is like what we're doing now, is we've got all these like long distance toys that connect via Wi-Fi, so you can really experience pleasure and like share it through everywhere. Exactly.

While you're doing it, you can Skype sex, exactly Skype or FaceTime, and there are actually a physical remote control too. And then there's also, and it's also great to give a hand job with. That's the other use for it. And you can, and some other thing is, wasn't someone saying you could use it on anus? Yeah, I think it was Kate, she was saying that you can use it

anally as well, like as an anal and G spot at the same time, but just don't mix those two sides up. Don't mix them up, you could also use it. I feel like it's the kind of wearable thing you could wear it in your underwear when you're out at a party and you can roll it as well. Like the vibrating panties thing. You could just wear it. Yeah, you could wear it in your party. You guys could be at a party, which I've done this before, but I haven't done it in years. I did it with a guy like years ago, which I feel like I kind of need to do to my guy. Yeah, I need to use it again. I never did it with this. I literally did with vibrating panties and it was so fun because we had this party and like he had the remote in his pocket and just like six years ago

And it's going to be like turn it on and like getting a drink. It's just like a fun playful or play thing for you to do with your partner And it's number one couples toy we vibe for plus Then we got the Jimmy Jane touch what I think I'm the only one who's probably tried it here and I love the touch They actually just updated the Jimmy Jane Touch, what's it? I think I'm the only one who's probably tried it here, and I love the touch. They actually just updated. The Jimmy Jane Touch. It's a touch X, right? The touch X, yeah, because,

well, there's a, it's a hello touch. It's a hello touch X. It's wearable finger pad technology, so you can use it on him, you can use it on her. There's two settings, if you get the X one, you don't have to get the X one, but it has vibration vibration and electro stimulation. So it's like little shocks to your partners, which can be a huge turn on for many people.

But the cool thing is, is that you wear it on your fingers, right? Your first two fingers, you can wear it on your first and third finger, wherever you want to. But the truth is, when not any of your fingers that you want to, your finger becomes a vibrator. So your finger, like, it's like you could use it inside your partner. Anywhere you touch them, you're vibrating them. So, magic hand.

You, like, your finger literally, you become a vibrator. Like, your fingers become anywhere you touch, it feels amazing on your partner. And, great for massages. It's great for massages. It's, yeah, I mean, you can get it where you sit. It's, it is hot. Like, it wraps around your hands,

where it is in place, it has a little pack on it that you, a little power pack. And it's just, and I'm telling you, I love just the fact that when my partner, he used to, I mean, we went away this weekend, that you don't have to, like, hold anything. Like he's holding us to it. Literally, like, it's like his fingers

which normally would feel great in my clitoris then he already got a vibrator on it he can use hands all over so just think about that and like you could use it in your partner as well. It's every man's dream is to just like hold the power of vibration at his fingertips. Like are you kidding me? Yeah, like that's like I've got it.

It's really cool looking and it's really lightweight. How strong are the vibrations? Like are they pretty good? Yes they are really good. There's a bit leveled over very strong vibrations. I mean as you know, he's just different levels and stuff, but I just use on your nipples. Super intimate now, but I'm like really curious. You know what? Here's this, you know, I feel like he Doesn't do the nipple play enough. A lot of guys don't know how like I had to tell my boyfriend to stop touching my nipples He's doing it wrong and it was upsetting me, but we were super busy. Okay, really? Yeah

I don't know how to do it. You don't like it. I mean, I don't know how to do it correctly Honestly, I just know that whatever his jing was not feeling well So instead of like instead of just like letting him find it I was like, oh yeah, he kind of like pluck some which is what you see in porn That's why I hate it as's honestly guy like twisting your nipple Yeah, it was a twist our thing. It's like he just like I sleep them and like tugs a little bit like You know, all of us and I'm just like don't do that No, you got to start with everything with a nipple. You got a lick

Round it you got to lick in the middle like every the breast or so sensitive But don't you want to start pulling in the anchor? Oh my god. No, I'm like those are attached to my body Like I'm not like a, I'm not a pig, you can't just like, milk me. You're like, you're so milky. I just think it's like, just kidding. Yeah, I know, it's adorable, no, but like, I'm always curious about like vibrators.

I feel like that would be a better way to do it almost because you can explore without having to get into the pinching thing. And especially with the finger tip that. We were out of town, we went away for this long, like, we're not long weekend, we went away for one night, which we never done, and I brought 25 toilet paper. I can't believe you packed all of those toys

in a one night, that's impressive. I use one of those things that have that you packed, like toiletries and that unroll. Oh yeah. Like really big, it's clear plus and they zip. Different apartment. So each compartment, like I put different toys in. So like the magic wand was at the bottom.

And then I had like the top ones. I think the nibble clamps and the feathers and the like I had so much He's like really like we unrolled it and it was like this massive I don't really believe anything behind that. I know but then clean up. You're only there for night It was like shit all over the place. There was like nibble claps like oh my god Don't forget the hello touch It's like across the room and there was like things that were still being plugged in and like the magic wand rolled under the bed Bonded to tape like to act to the wall of tell room.

Like I would get built. There were feathers. So anyway, but the nipple thing is interesting. So I probably I think it would be it would be great to lightly like touch our nipple because so many women do can get to minute that way in turn on. Yeah. And it's again central massage.

The whole thing. I'm just a huge fan. I'm excited. I'm talking about it. Looking into the hell of touch now. Okay, I know. We'll get you guys some. Okay, so the next thing is, okay, I know this is going to feel like I'm like talking to myself, I'm trying to push my own product, but I did read a book years ago, you guys,

so like whatever, it's called, so I'm not like whatever, it doesn't matter, I'm kind of over-explaining my book, which is awesome. It's called Hot Sex, over 200 things you can try tonight. And it's a great coffee table book. It's beautiful. It has sexy pictures. And the cool thing about it that a lot of people have told me, you know, Anderson does the show. He's like, I love it because it's like, it's next to the bed. And we just open it up to any page, and it's up in a new position that we can try. That we haven't thought about before. You can use it as a fun game. You're like, hey babe, what do you want to try tonight? Oh, tonight we're going to do the wheelbarrow. We'll go to page 94. game. You're like, hey babe, what do you want to try? No, oh, tonight we're gonna do the Wheel of Fame

to page 94. Exactly. And you're just like, fun things you can try. And it's also beautiful. We took actual, I made, came out in 2012. We took pictures of people actually having sex and then it had them illustrated. By a very talented illustrator in London,

there's a really cool book, it's 16 bucks. Yeah, good. Go to my website, click on the banner by there. And it's just a fun gift, if you, again, you might not want any of this stuff, you're like, oh, I just want to get something sexual if I'm harder. This is a great way to start. It's a little thing. Get it sex. And it explains them too. So it's not just like it shows you a picture. Like it's the lane one. Yeah. Yeah. It's totally different. Yeah, it makes me crazy. It makes me crazy. I'm like, I don't know how to do that. Like, are you kidding me? Like, it's like a key of furniture that you buy. Yeah. It's just the

pictures. Exactly. So no, it explains it as well. It breaks it down. They're done in different sections. Yeah, so you start with sex positions, teasing, and then you go on to kinkier stuff. It teaches you how to have sex on a washing machine. I don't know if you guys have ever tried that,

but shower sex, it has tips for that. Because that's a messy deal. If you don't do that incorrectly, you could get hurt. Do it right. So that's a fun one. That's a good gift too for the whole family. I agree. Okay, stocking stuffers. You know, some stuffing your stockings. Yes. Condoms. I'm just gonna say it by your single and relationship, your best single friend. You got you a benefit from condoms and my favorite is skin, SKYN. They are the condoms that, you know,

they are the closest thing to wearing nothing, no condom at all, which is their slogan and it's actually true when everyone I've ever recommended to them, like freaked out. So if you're the kind of person who's like, I can't, I'm just a pain in the ass, I don't like, and they can't fuse, they can bring your brain jagged, it will fuck you. Your spreading disease is, you're going to get some impregnance by the skin condoms. They're great. You're embarrassing, just trying to.

I'm getting so aggressive. I don't know if I can, I'm just tired, I like. No, but safe sex is something to be aggressive about. I think we're not gonna be like, we're not gonna be like, screw you, get a vibrator. But we're like, screw you, don't go bareback, just don't do it. I just keep hearing this all the time.

I was like to my gay friends other day and you was saying that nobody used condoms anymore. They think that if you get tested and you're not hatred positive, then you're fine. You can use condoms. What about STDs? What about like the herpes that can travel around

with you for rest of your life? Cifalus is back. You want cifalus? No, no one wants cifalus. No one wants that. I guess maybe we don't talk about it enough because I feel like how are all these people thinking, like, oh, well I knew him, he's cool,

he wasn't ever disease, I don't mean anything. Yeah. It doesn't mean nothing if you know him. I'm over here shaking my head, but at like 20 years old, I was no better. So I wasn't either. You know, but I, in all ages, power guys, and there's no excuse for not,

not putting a glove on it nowadays, especially with skin condoms. They feel great. The skin elite were amazing. Yeah, oh my God. Yeah, no, totally. We're so fun. We're so fun.

So and they're not latex. So I mean, they're non latex. So if you have latex allergy, okay. So get those. And then next thing is sex checks. This is a really fun stocking stuff Or because they're a little booklet like you get like 24 to 30 checks and each one so if you have had issues like Issues or challenges maybe this is such a great for-play thing like just to give you should make Emily sex checks

We should oh, oh my god, that is right down right down Just a little book. It's like you you know, 10 bucks. And it just says like tonight, you know, tonight you get a blowjob or tonight, I'm gonna give you a central massage. What did you say? I was like, I'm gonna give you a central massage. What did you say?

I was like, I'm gonna give you a central massage. I'm gonna give you a central massage. I'm gonna give you a central massage. I'm gonna give you a central massage. I'm gonna give you a central massage. I'm gonna give you a central massage. I'm gonna give you a central massage. I'm gonna give you a central massage.

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No, I cannot pay for my dry cleaning. But I really give you a love job. Don't worry, I have this. They call that something. I forgot what. The prostitution. Yeah. I'm not asking to pay.

That's just me saying. So, you know, if they say like, you know, tonight we're going to try this or that. We're just saying. It that Change for goods and services Is there my sex check? I'm like order from e24 pay with check. Oh, no, these are checks. These are our Sons that's funny. Yeah, video too That's great. Your office. Well, here you go I'm gonna give you a central massage There's like 600 different colored ones

We have a good time. It's best time I've ever had. Okay, so, yeah, you can get them at a lot of add-em-needs. Yeah, and if you're a local sex doctor. You can make your own too. Yeah, that's true. That's very cute. I used to make fun of people who would be like, oh, good for one free night of hot love

in. I'd be like, okay, come on, get a card. Let's get it real here. But these are cute. Just don't let that be your only present yeah okay so that's a great one yeah and then Loub you do the stockings first okay so here's the thing about Loub. I always, my dream, my vision, which a lot of my visions and dreams have come true by, you know, having you all like listen to this show and like the show and I get to do this every day of my life. I love that.

But another huge dream I have is to have a Loub on every night stand in the world. I'll start with America because Loub enhances your sex life. It just does. I'm telling you, even if you're already wet Even if you think it's wet enough to just a little dab of lube changes everything, okay? So here's the thing about lube. You really do not want to buy the lube at the drugstore and There's some really great brands out there. You don't want to get stuff with glycerin in it You want to get glycerin free?

So you know, you don't want to get the KY the AstroGuard, you want to get a really good, you want to invest in a good bottle lubricant, so you might have to spend between 18, 25 bucks, but like, you'll have it, and you spend $6 a day and a lot of day. Yeah, honestly, it's worth it. It's so worth it to get good, good, I feel like my whole life changed

when I was introduced to like good lubricant, because I'd always been like, hey, hate, loom, makes me feel gross down there afterward, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it's like, good, hate loom, makes me feel gross down there afterward. Balmo, wow. And it's like good loob is not sticky. It's not like the kind of loob that's like, gonna make you your lady parts feel uncomfortable. And it just makes everything better.

It does, it does. And you get, so the ones that I love, I love Uberloob for silicone play. For silicone loob is for great for a lot of things, for play. You know, anal sex. Sliquid, I love Sliquid loob. Lube is for great for a lot of things for play. You know, anal sex. Slickweed. I love Slickweed.

Lube, it's great and pure PJ, you are. Mm-hmm. Those are great brands, but just, you can tell if you go to any of these sites that we recommend like to buy the good ones. Yeah, and water-based. Yeah, good. Slube is great for women. Yeah, and Good Vibes is a great place to go for Lube because they only carry stuff that's

body safe. Like, everything is tested, everything they like check ingredients. So any Lube that you find on there, whether it's their please cream, whatever it is, you're gonna find high quality lube that you won't have like a reaction to it. That won't be unhealthy to put on you. Yeah, exactly, trust me.

So that's a great thing for both of you, stockings up for, and then we've got pro-messant. If you want to give the gift of longer lasting sex who doesn't want that Progressant is a might seem like a loaded a gift to just Find under the tree, but it's not just for people who prematurely ejaculate It's a mad and like a guy unwrapping a box of promise and being like damn it Ruth like I've been trying to work on it Intent but no no, man. In a stocking stuff, or like come on,

it's just for anybody. It's not for, you don't need to have a problem to want permission, just like you don't have to have like a problem in your sex life, to want a sex toy. Exactly. You guys, sex toys are like a kutramat. They're like the strawberry, they're like the cherry on your Sunday.

I mean, really, like you don't have to love your Sunday, but then someone's like, oh my God, there's a cherry and the chocolate sprinkles are great, but no, there's a cherry. I mean, this is what you think about. These are all things that are going to enhance your sex life. We're not saying there's a problem in your sex life. We're saying it's going to make it better and more exciting and expensive.

So you don't get bored and you don't get tired with your sex life and decide that you'd rather just watch Netflix and chill without the sex. You don't know. That's what's in the show we decided is no sex. Is that what it is or is it? No, Netflix and chill is absolutely sex. It's that thing. Melissa wrote a great blog on it actually. Right. It's that thing where a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a guy and a is absolutely sex. It's that thing, Melissa wrote a great blog on it actually.

Right, it's that thing where a guy and vice-oever pretends he wants to watch a movie and then you get there and you're like, no, but wait, I really wanted to watch Hannibal. And he's like, already got his pants off. Yeah, and it's like having Netflix on in the background. But people are thinking, but initially a lot of them are like, oh, it just means we're gonna watch a movie. Yeah, I mean, not much anymore.

Now the joke is if you get a text, it says Netflix and chill. It's like, hey, do you want to come over and have sex immediately? I don't have to try any harder than this text message. Yeah, right. Exactly. So, um, but that is, yeah, that was check out a list's blog and our website. Okay, so for messin.com, you can check it out. It's a quickly as we're being delay spray that allows you to last twice as long in bed. I'm looking for 20 texts I just got for my friend, the second pregnant. And I was blue, my friend just sent me her pregnant belly and it says, no condoms for me. Like she knew what we were talking about.

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That's fun. I totally want to. You're going to need this spray to be able to say that five times fast. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to try it? No. I'll try it.

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Yeah, and check like like we said check the blog to find out where you can get all these sexy toys and Discount more like discount code and stuff. I'm always fun. Yeah, yeah, and just so go to sexelme.com And I love you all and I don't need anything this year except for you guys So thank you so much for listening to show being like loyal listeners and being so awesome. And I need you guys to listen to it. I love you guys. Thank you so much. This was really fun. And I'm happy. How is to you. And was there anything else? No. Okay. Well I'll see you at the house. So our thing tonight. Yeah. We'll see you guys. We'll see you there. We're gonna run more Christmas. We have so much fun at the house. So please come. I really want to meet you. I want to give you hug and I want to give you

some head spray. Okay. So thanks so much for listening. It was good for you. Email me. Feedbackitsex with Emily.com. All right. Okay.

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