Sex With Emily - Random Acts of Sex

Episode Date: January 2, 2015

In this show, Emily provides you with a random selection of sex and dating tips to bring you into the New Year. She shares the ingredients for the perfect date, something you do not want to miss, and answer some listener emails that you sent to [e-mail]. She gives tips on how to go down on like on a woman like you mean it, and helps a listener suffering from a stagnant sex life. From hand-jobs to blow-jobs to how to make the most of your penis, this show is full of random tips to help you have better sex and better relationships. Don’t miss out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Look into his eyes They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex Eyes that block our secret institutions Betrubized they call them in a bygone way. Hey, Evelyn You got a boyfriend because my man E here. He just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute The girls got a hair stand. Oh my the women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean, like, laundry?

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For more information about sex with Emily, go to sexwithemily.com where you can listen to our podcast, send it for a mailing list and please subscribe to our RSS feed and all that fun stuff. And yeah, I'm here with Menace. Hi, how you doing? I'm good, how are you? I'm good. It's great to see you. I'm starving. So I'm eating in the first. Yeah, that's you're not supposed to do that. I apologize. You can eat. It's okay. I don't want you on Facebook. There's a lot of listeners on the Facebook. What about them? You're friending me on Facebook. No, have listeners friend you on Facebook. They do. Yeah, I'm just saying. Oh, I know it's Friday, everybody. Okay, here's my Facebook information is you can find me sex with Emily is my is my Facebook and switch your Twitter

and I switch my Twitter to sex with Emily so everyone should check out sex with Emily on Twitter and also today's show we will be reading the emails that you sent to feedback at sex with Emily dot com. Some people post send to my Facebook, which is cool, however you want to find me or Twitter. Topics include waiting for sex, testicles, orgasms, and hand jobs, of course, and geeks and sex, and a few others. And we're also going to be giving some sex tips to random mix of sex tips that I thought would be very helpful for people The ones that resonate with me particularly that I think that every man needs to know. So we're gonna get into it

I prefer random random acts of sex Random acts of do you know? This always the best one Because the one that you plan out, you're like, oh yeah, you know what? I'm gonna go on this on this date and we're gonna have dinner then we're gonna do this and then we're gonna have sex That's what meant thing, you know, that's the, that's the timeline that they put together, but it usually doesn't work out that well, you know, or does, but it's not as good as you think it's going to be. But then when you have the random acts of sex, that's when it's good. Like, he didn't know it was coming. Exactly. Exactly. That's cool.

That is cool. I love it. I had a date with a guy the other night and we were supposed to speaking of random acts of sex, although I didn't really have sex with them, but we were going to go out, we had all these plans and then we ended up just going to tell us maybe dinner and we filled around and it was awesome. So it was kind of a random act of sex. I didn't see coming, but we were very attracted to each other and it was hot. We didn't end up doing anything we were going to do. So we we're gonna call it rats now, right? Rats, rats, rats. Okay, good.

Random acts of sex. Yeah. I love rent. Like, you know, we just came up with one. Exactly. I love it. It was so good like that. How's your week?

My week is good. Vizzy, as usual, a lot of things going on, preparing, I'm gonna go to Coachella, California. Right? That's why you go right. Yeah, but you gotta plan out, man. I want to know the share. Good luck. It's sold out. It's always, yeah, but I was getting in. I have my friend. Oh, excuse me. Oh, dude, I was getting out. I was a region. How are you doing? How

was your, do you have any good wine stories? Did you go to a cabin and with your friends and do nothing? I didn't do anything like that. No, I've just been I've been dating actually I've got a yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got a few men food prospects I've got like almost too many that I need to like I need to get rid of some any suitors I've got lots of suitors and I feel like I've been very actively Dating yeah, how's that going? It's going well. I I like them all and I'm being very clear that I'm not looking for a relationship right now So that's a new step. What have you done? What have you told them? What kind of things have I done? Yeah? Well, this one guy was oh, he made me do two guys made me dinner at their house. Yeah, pussy's

Why what else just cuz you can't cook men is doesn't mean that they're pussy's I can cook you a goddamn dinner You can not hell yeah, I can even're cookies. I can cook you a goddamn dinner. You can not. Hell yeah, Jen. What do you even bake to? I can do all that. What are you gonna bake me? Sinabon? What if you want? Carbohydring? You open up? You open up? You can make some baking cookies. Really? Yeah, do all that. That's nothing. I don't believe that you do any of this stuff. I do. Okay. Fine. So yeah, I've had good dates. Two guys are gonna be dinner, went to dinner with someone else, trying to think what else, that's it. I'm not impressed unless they take you up in like a zeppelin. You know, I want something cool,

like something out of the ordinary. You're right. You're right. I should've dated you. I'm like, wow, okay, a guy can cook. Wow, like he's really gonna do that when you guys are together. Yeah, he will.

All the time. You think it's like the blow job that doesn't happen after you get together. Yeah, that's what it is. That's what guys do. They don't give you blow jobs, but they cook for you. Right. Thinking that you're going to cook for them later. Yeah, this came up again. Yeah, exactly. But this came up again, like with this guy I was talking to and he's like every girl I've dated, he's like same thing. He's like oral sex stops right after. Right. He's like first three months, they perform oral sex and then they stop. Yeah, once they lock the love down.

When they lock down, but I, that's such a, that is it. And I said, this is my life's mission to make sure that people don't stop performing Rolesax after they commit to each other. Yeah, it really is. That's what this shows about. It's like keep doing not keep on keeping on.

What should these guys, what should these guys do to impress you on a date? That's a great question. I know that's why I'm here I think if there's chemistry like I had chemistry this guy the other night I just don't really care to be honest. Okay, don't not have a plan. Yeah, we can have a plan and we can trash it Because we're so attracted to each other and we just want to have sex but but I think a guy Can just impress me by calling me I brought this up up last week, call me. Just call me and ask me out.

Last week guys picked up the phone and said, I wanna go out with you. And I think that's a great move. Don't just do it through Facebook or whatever. But where can he take me? Yeah. I see I'm not, okay. Admittedly, I'm not that girl that's like,

I'm gonna be so impressed if you showed up with the limo and red roses. A white, red, limo. White, touch limo with a hot tub in the back. Yeah. And red roses, not that stretch limo with a hot tub in the back. And red roses not bad, but I think just like a meal. And I like to eat. What kind of meal?

Can I take you to? Resurations. You can't take me and make me dress up as the hamburger glard at the time. I'm just saying that. What? Has to be reservations. You can't just be.

No, it doesn't do me reservations, but like a good restaurant. It doesn't have to be like the fancy's best restaurant in the whole world. Um, tickets to concert, go to concert, go hear music. Yeah, but it's a concert, it's like a movie. You're not going to talk. No, you've been better than a movie. Movies are not great for a state material.

So these like we're going to a movie and like that's kind of, we're going to want to talk, you know, I think that's like a good third day to fourth day. Like that's good to movie. Well, concert is a good idea if you want to get laid because you're obviously just gonna get wasted and maybe do other things. I mean, that's not obvious for everyone. Now, everyone gets wasted at a concert.

You get wasted like going to Safeway, but that's cool. Who enjoys a concert without getting wasted? I don't know why, too. I have historically. Really? Unless it is Wilco, some boring thing. What's the most impressive thing you've

ever done for a woman for a date. You're more about the whole pomp and circumstance of it all like you create a whole thing like you're the one you it seems like you would create a whole yeah I've gone to Vegas on just dates just that just like to fly like that. Yeah. It's cool. I've done that I've gone Vegas. I think I take me to Mexico on our second date. That was impressive. Yeah I ended up dating him for two years Not because of Mexico actually should not have dated him for two years, but Mexico was awesome

Yeah, second date and then now we're trying to tell people like you don't have to take girls in Mexico What I'm saying is just have something planned. Don't show up. We like I haven't really thought about it And what do you want to do never do that? Yeah, we talk about that. We've talked about that as a man never ask a woman What do you want to do? What do you want to eat? Yeah. Because even though they know in their mind what they want to do and eat, they'll never tell you that's what they would tell. But I know you want to go to the first date for the man. I have a plan in the man to pay. Don't accept their money when she puts her credit card out. But the woman needs to pull out her

card. I don't know. Does she have to do the reach? Yeah. First time, first date. Yes, she does. She's old here. I she have to do the reach? Yeah. First time, first date. Yes, she does. I don't. I don't hear. Like, and then the guy says, no, least do the reach. If you don't do the reach,

I kind of forgot to do that, like, then you're out the door. For you, so if a girl doesn't do the reach to pay the first date, you're done. She's not going to pay no matter what. No matter what. You wouldn't let her pay? I wouldn't even let her pay if we're dating for her months.

Really? But she still needs to do the reach, like almost every time. God. I messed up with this last guy that I was dating that I didn't reach. I think he wanted me to reach more. Yeah.

Yeah. Cause he looked like a gold digger. I'm so not a gold digger though. You look so like a gold digger if you don't do the reach. I think I did eventually, but not right away. Because it was the first day. I have rules. I was saying like he's he asked me out.

And then he was like, no, whoever does the asking. But here was the problem in the breakdown. Apparently, I wasn't going to get into this, but I'm going to go for it. OK, so I was dating this guy. And it's recently ended. But really? Yeah. OK. recently ended, but really? Okay. And apparently I never called him once for the whole two months

that we were dating. And I never asked him out and I never made a plan. And he did all those things. But I felt like we were seeing each other like once a week like I didn't feel like it was my responsibility. Did you text him? Yes. You texted him. Okay. He's kind of bummed. And I was bummed about other things and it's over. It's fine. But I apparently I need to be more with this guy. I feel because you know the problem is the guy was eating before that. We saw once a week and we were just dating and it was like once a week and he would call me and he'd make a plan. And I felt that was sort of, we were still in the like courting phase and the early phase that wasn't my duty.

And I'm super busy to plan. And he felt that he needed more for me to know that I really liked him. And I thought I was showing him that I liked him in other ways, like in the bedroom. I'm just kidding. Not really. But I was. I was with them. I liked them.

I said, yes, everything, but I wasn't planning things. Do you need a woman to plan? Like I feel kind of bad. No, I feel a woman can't. I think I've very was with them. I liked them. I said yes to everything, but I wasn't planning things Do you need a woman to plan like I feel kind of bad? No, I feel a woman can't I think I've already figured out women And I know they can't plan anything. We talked about this and I don't care I don't care if they call me if they text me. That's cool. I don't really don't want them to call me because I am I Do pick up the phone. I love talking on the phone. I love talking phone. Don't give me wrong. But you know what? I not to say that I want to set the schedule, but I don't want them to call me.

Because usually if they will call me, then I'm busy. Because if I, if I am not busy, I'm probably calling you, you know? Right, right, right. So I think I learned a lot from this and whatever. And it's over. But okay, so one more thing I want to bring up here. Yeah. Is it, did you hear this?

That the number, this was just in the news. It's a sorry, Ashley Madison.com. You know Ashley Madison, the cheating dating site. Yeah, was that a, I was actually on a date and there were promoting it. There was some trivia night or something. They always promote it. It's an advertising a bunch. They might be artists, which is our one day. Who knows? But the no, no, I'm not going to say no to anything. It's basically a site that helps people cheat. Yeah. The number one site for facilitating cheating and breakups is actually Facebook.

66% of online divorces evidence come from the social network, which is also cited in one out of every five divorces in the US. That's crazy because we've talked about it before. We talked about this before, but we talked about this before. I would say about a year and a half ago and it was one out of every seven. Now it's one out of every five. Yeah, that's amazing. So do you think that everyone's just like hooking up with their?

Yeah, I've a high school. Oh, I know many stories. Yeah, I don't call it really. Yeah, people like rekindling because we talked about this before where before Facebook. As I remind you, yeah. Before Facebook, when you broke up with somebody, you don't have to see them ever again. Because we talked about this before where before Facebook Before Facebook when you broke up with somebody you don't have to see them ever again, but now they live Watching their vacation in Hawaii with their new girlfriend They live online and they're always there Yeah, and people are always friends with each other and then so when you break up with somebody you got a different

See them stock them in their vacation photos. Yeah, but I think I'm friends with every single excorer and I've ever had on Facebook. I am too. I sometimes think like, what if I was like, how many of you guys, there's a part of me that wants to be like, how many of you guys love with and see who signs up. And without be really embarrassing,

but I think there's a lot of them. Oh, God. No, like my college boy's and my post college boyfriend. You make a list. You can't make lists on Facebook. You want me to help you? You can't make lists. These are the guys that I can do a map,

like a map of all my friends. Like a few of the Mac, the United States and you put little pins in it where you've traveled. I can have like a list of all my friends and have little pins in there, like a marker that says like, I've slept with him, I slept with him. Then I go to the...

I don't know if there's enough ink in that marker. Exactly. To do that, but I'm glad we can try. I thought I'd continue that. Yeah, but Facebook, I mean, one out of five divorces because of Facebook. Yeah, that's why after I'm done with my career in digital online media, all that, I'm just going to move to the hills of Montana and not even have a cell phone. I would love that. I love when I don't have my cell phone for five minutes even. It makes me happy.

Like it's too distracting and there's too much going on. Well, people are becoming, I'm trying to say a political lead correct term. People are coming socially awkward. There we go. Socially awkward. I we go, socially awkward. And they can't communicate in real life. They only can communicate online and they can only build personas online of what people think that they are, but they're not really like that.

They don't really like that. Because we didn't always have that. I agree. I totally agree. So that's why I'm telling everyone to just pick up the phone. Talk for once and sometimes someone before. Because if you're the guy that picks up the phone

and like talks to women directly, you're gonna get laid, man. I agree. Because all these other guys around you are losers. Right, and pick up the phone and be like, I wanna see you. So this one of these guys I'm dating, gotta keep track of my schedule and stage names here.

But no, every time we go out, he calls me. He's like, okay, what are we doing tonight? Hey, here's the plan, and he just calls me, and I'm like, cause not everyone calls anymore. So it used to be annoying, cause the phone rang all the time. And now the phone never rings. And I pick it up. So we're going to move into listener emails that you guys

all sent to feedback at sexually and we.com. And the first one is actually for menace. Uh-oh. It's directed towards you. Yeah. Okay. Ready? This is from Whitter. He emailed me through Facebook. Can you ask menace? Ready? If he'd prefer a hand job from a really hot lady or a blow job from an average lady. Blow job. I swear to God. Because you don't know the, the, the, the, what? Joy's of a good hand. What have we seen the other day? Oh, we're hanging out or for our favorite place, Stitcher. We're at Stitcher, right? Stitcher, if you don't know, is an app that you can put on your cell phone and you can listen to this

bar gas that you hear now. And we're hanging out the Stitcher offices and the hand job debate comes up. And two of the employees, a woman and a guy agreed with me yesterday. They did not agree with you. They did. Are you high on crack right now? I wish. They did. They totally agreed with me. Right. Do you not remember this? No. I don't remember.

Because you never portray it. Right. And I don't not portray it right when I'm telling the truth. I don't know. I don't leave that. It was just the other day. Are you lying that you do not remember this? I knew you'd answer this because you never answer that you want a hand job.

Because women can't give a hand job as good as a man can give a hand job. Okay, we can't get any eye. This is exhausting. It is exhausting. It's not going to be as good, but it's going to be better. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going home right now. I'm done. I'm leaving in the middle of the show.

Okay, so that's just a question for you. Thanks for the answer. Okay, hey, Emily and my name is Manny from London, UK. Love the show and your guys tips are helpful indeed. Manus mentioned he started a dubstep program called Wobble Wednesday, much kudos as living in the birthplace of dubstep. It's truly insane to see it spread around the world. Yeah, it's crazy. I've been getting a lot of good feedback on this website. It's a live

105.com slash Wobble Wednesday. Cool. I like that step. You do. Yeah. I told you because I was having sex with this guy for where I left, who was into it. And so I got into it. One quick question. Is it ever weird to have sex with a high school friend after years of barely talking? No. Not at all.

I think that that's totally normal. I think that's like everyone hooks up with the hot person in high school that they never hooked up with in high school for some reason or the unions or you run into them. Don't think that's weird totally normal. I think that's like everyone hooks up with the hot person in high school that they never hooked up with in high school for some reason. Or the reunions, or you run into them, don't think that's weird at all. You barely talked and you start hooking up. No, I mean, it's no different than just hooking up with someone that you met normally or recently. Yeah, there was just there's even better. It's more fun. It's like remember in high school when you did it and we always have this half each other and now we're gonna hook up. I think that's totally normal. No problem with that. Yeah, there was this girl that I'm gonna probably go on a date with and we.

I love when you go on dates. You have. Don't tell me about them. When you graduate from high school quite a while ago and we never dated in high school or anything like that. And now you're going to? Going to date. I don't know. We're gonna go out. Okay. We let me know if you sleep with her. Yes, I will let you help our lawyer listener. Okay. Okay. This is from White Menace, another one. Olivia Munn is very hot, but she is not at all geek. She just happened to get on G4 and host those shows. The only reason she knew anything about games and such was because someone told her about it. Loyal listener Tyler. PS, hand jobs can be awesome. Did I ever say that, oh, she's a gamer expert? I just said, she's

odd. Check her out. I don't know. I don't know what you did. Hey, haters will hate, but she's not a geek. So she's on, but she's on G4. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of girls like that. They'll just pretend to be gamers, right? So they can get some fame and stuff like that. There's plenty of women out there. Sucks. It sucks because like online, if you're a girl, man, and you get on Twitter and you're hot,

you can get a bazillion followers. And if you're a guy like no one cares, you know? Really? Yeah. I want a bazillion followers, sex with Emily on Twitter. Emily, enjoy the show. I listen through Stitcher. Anyway, I want to share an aspect to oralal's sex that I haven't heard you mention.

Humming. I stumbled across this one day while providing Oral to Oral to my wife. I was enjoying pleasureing her so much that I made a mmm sound. At the time I was working with her clitoris, while the vibration from it really lit her up. When I shared this with a friend, he had never thought of it either. His wife was quite pleased as well, so I thought I'd email and share it with you in hopes that you might share with your listeners. Scott. Is there any like songs that he suggests? I know. They say you should also do the alphabet, but humming is a great, that's totally make sense. That's in my book. Like the vibration, it's like a vibration. And so the humming on when you're

performing all sex feels great to them woman, not the whole time. Don't like home for the whole time. They're doing it. Probably like a Justin Timberlake song would be good or something like that. Yeah, you could home a tune. Sure, if it makes you feel better. Little jaytime.

But I would just go, yeah, but you could do a town. But it could get distracting for the woman if you're humming it tune. Yeah. And if you mess it up or anything. You know what we have? I love the humming. What?

Speaking of all like humming and music and stuff like that is the most favorite one, the Oh, my God. The I know we haven't talked about it in a long time. I know I love my favorite sex toy that I never use. I know the Oh, my God. I think you can buy it at an even get a discount. It's the it's the iPod for your vibrator. If you're the it's yeah, it's a vibrating, you put the music on your iPod.

You feel okay? It's an adapter for your iPod that vibrates with the music. If I reach the music, don't worry, I'll edit the shelf. Thank you, perfect. Yeah, we love it. We love that on my bot. So dear only men, thanks so much for the advice that you gave me on your last show. I did end up

telling my my friend that I really liked her and it felt great to get it off my chest. Sadly, she didn't share the same feelings and as much as that socks, I was happy that it was at least out in the open. Our friendship took a big big of it took a bit of a hit, but nothing we can't recover from your lawyer listener RJ. Olivia Munn is super hot. Hell yeah. See, it probably felt good to just get it off your chest, you know, it probably felt awesome. I'm like, just tell her that you like her because what are you going to like suffer and pain?

I met this guy the night, not I didn't a friend of mine the other night. We were talking and he's actually a photographer and we were doing some photos, whatever he was saying. He's been in love with this girl for two years, and she doesn't know it, but they have these lunches and she tortures them. And I'm like, you just gotta tell her, like two years, just come on, tell her, and be like, I'm into you, or I'm not.

Like, why? While in your misery. Like I said, all the time, you're not gonna die if she says no. You're not gonna die. It's gonna suck if she does, but you're not gonna die. And if she says no. Right. You're not going to die. It's going to suck if she does, but you're not going to die. And if she says no, then you can move on. If she says yes, awesome.

I think so much of relationships last way too long. You date the wrong people. All the stuff goes on and on and on. And there's so much like my mom always says the issues you have in the third day you'll have forever. All the information is there that you need about the person pretty early on. I'd say within the first three weeks you're dating somebody, the information is there. You know what you need to know about this person.

Are you going to open your eyes? Are you going to look at it? Are you going to dress it? All that stuff. I realized I did the mail before I did the sex in the news. I liked that. You did? You didn't even tell me.

Because I liked it that way. Today's like freaky, freaky Friday for me. Okay. Just listen, dear Emily, just listen to the show last night at work. Your show rocks. Now the next time the podcast awards come out, you need to tell people to sign your show up for it.

I also want to tell you for a follow up with my wife, things have been lots better, we're getting a long better. Then the thing about not getting sex for three years is over. We have been having sex almost every week now, but the difference is that we are doing it in the morning and it's even better than sex at night. She's more relaxed and things just work better in the morning. Thanks for a great podcast, Chris. So we must have given him good advice. That's awesome.

Morning sex is so much better. Well, see, that's a thing. That's a debate. A lot of couples complain that they don't have time for sex. And so I would say, yes, set the alarm 20 minutes earlier and have sex in the morning. You have full night's rest. Some people don't like sex in the morning, though. So you have a full night rest. Some people don't like sex in the morning though. So you got to work that out. But if both of you do set the alarm and have said, if you've kids and you're complaining about it, like you're already in bed, you can wake up 30 minutes earlier, 20 minutes earlier and do the deed.

Yeah. It's a great way to fit it in if you've kids or I'm telling you busy because you work. If you look at it, you spent all your energy all day long. And then you got to perform still like, come on. Right. This way you have a full night's rest. You have all the energy. You don't have that pressure when you come home of like, she's going to want it.

He's going to want it. Sex in the morning. I love it. That totally solved this problem. They had sex in three years. She better, she better make some pancakes out there though. For real. She's got a cook.

Yeah. Really all that he should make, he should cook for her. Okay. Let's move into sex in the news. Okay. For real. You just got to cook. Yeah. Really? All that. He should make, he should cook for her. Okay, let's move into sex in the news. Okay, go ahead. Okay. So have you heard this menace this one is a grinder news new app for stray people wants to help with those missing connections. It's not going to work. So we talk about this probably at nauseam every week, but grinder is menace's favorite gay app, even though he's not gay and it's gay men who want to hook up because my gay friends are obsessed with it Yeah, they love it and so explain how it works really quickly. Okay, really quickly is a basically a GPS chat room on your iPhone

It's an app so you open up the app. They'll have all these photographs and they will show all the men that are near you within a certain mile. Radius. Oh, you're like, Oh, I like that man. So you you click on his photograph and then instantly you're chatting with him. Yeah, you can be 20 feet away from right? Exactly. You can hook up with them. So now they're gonna do it for a straight people. Not gonna work. Not gonna work. You say, but we'll see they don't have a name for it yet. It's called the fail app is not going to work. There's going to be 9,000 guys on there for every one girl guaranteed. Maybe we don't know, honey. We can't predict. We can't predict the future. I can't predict the future. I'm telling you right now it's like it will work. Okay. Seven year. This I love. This is my favorite section of the news article

of the day. Ready? Go for it. Seven year itch now down to three years. Why? So you know, they always talk about the seven year itch and relationship. You heard that saying, ready? Go for it. Seven-year-ich, now down to three years. Why? So you know they always talk about the seven-year-ich in a relationship. You heard that saying, right? Yeah. That after seven years, people get divorced. That was the common thing for many, many years. Marilyn Monroe started a famous movie called Seven-Year-Edge, right? Or Seven-Year-It?

Wasn't that it? Yeah. These days, the couple's passions are to cool down after only three years, according to a new survey. What a bummer. People are getting divorced after three years according to a new survey. What a bummer. They're going to divorce after three years. Weight gain by a partner lack of money, snoring, and overexposure to the in-laws are top-passion killers. Did someone say lack of racey underwear? That's another biggie, along with toenail clippings

on the bathroom floor. What explains the couple's lack of tolerance? Longer working hours combined with money worries are clearly taking their toll on modern relationships and we are seeing an increasing trend for solo holidays and weekends away from marriages and relationships in order to revive the romantic spark. So what can couples do to keep the flames burning? Burning, recognize that love is tough and that it's perfectly normal to think about

straying as relationships evolve. So that's the best advice for couples to say is that love is tough. that it's perfectly normal to think about string as relationships evolve. So that's the best advice for couples to say is that love is tough. So what about our people aren't even lasting seven years now? Well, people's attention spans are so. Exactly. Nothing these days, you know, like I am on the internet, they give us suggestions to make videos no longer than three minutes. Right. You know, I can't watch longer than three minutes.

My videos aren't longer. I mean, really, it's, yeah, it's hard. Well, you can even be in a relationship longer done three minutes. Right, you know, I can't watch longer than three minutes. My videos aren't longer I mean really yeah, well you can even be in a relationship longer than three minutes. I can imagine three years seven oh my god. I've done two I've done two year relationships two and a half years. How long do you have to be you have to be medicated? What's your longest relationship? Two three years Which one? I had two three year relationships. you had two three years. That's good. It started with me. I've done two and a half, whatever. Okay, so the next section is the FSA professor apologizes. So remember we talked about last week about the

Northwestern professor. You heard this has been all over the news now. There was a live sex toy demonstration in his class at Northwestern. Apparently there were 600 students in the class and only 120 stayed for the performance. So they were talking about female ejaculation during that class. And this woman came in with her boyfriend and said, oh, we can show it. You simulate it for you. And they went on stage and he liked you use some vibrator. And they yeah.

So he apologized. He said he was starting for the negative press. Dembot to the university, but in the same breath, he maintained that he was justified in his decision and that the class had educational value. So he apologized, but he still is maintaining that that was education. Chill people, you know, yeah. But I don't know how I would have felt in 19 and college watching people have sex on stage. I don't know. I don't know. You would have felt in 19 in college watching people have sex on stage and I don't know you would have had a dude, but I think I was more prudent. I think I might have been more of tight I'm not sure, but it's it's

Crazy on how many steps were taking backwards when it comes to this stuff. I know in the years that we're in right now You know, I think there just should have been maybe more I think it was When the article I read about it said that he just kind of decided to fly, like at the moment, like the guy was like, oh, I can show you now. And he was like, okay, good idea, bad idea, good idea, okay, just do it. And so it wasn't like pre-planned and maybe should have built up the students

a few weeks ahead of time. They're probably, but it couldn't have been a better way to go about it. Yeah, I just, yeah, yeah. Just talking about progression with the US versus the UK Just in general like I have no desire to ever go to Europe. Okay, just a lesson. No, why? Because I seen the food on TV and it looks like it sucks

So I don't want to go there. Okay, you don't have to convince me. I'm never gonna go Sorry, there's no pizza Hut. But check this out. Maybe there is check this out I know you like the European guys because they have cool accents and all that crap. I don't want to do that. So, but I was listening today, you know, they have the sun over there, which is basically the tabloid. Yeah. They have, you know, how we have American Idol, they have page three Idol.

Okay. Page three Idol is, you're reading your normal, you know, magazine, pastry idol is naked women and you get to vote on who is the best looking woman. Like that's like normal there. Right. In the newspaper, there's pictures of naked women. I know. Can you imagine like how it is over here?

Like why are we? We have a lot of listeners in the UK and abroad. I think like, not to offend the UK listeners. It's just not, and I place I want to go visit. Yeah, why not? I don't know. I want to go to Japan, and that sucks that Japan just had one of them. How sad about the tsunami?

One of the huge major earthquakes. It's crazy, right? World history, yeah. And then I went thought that, and then I woke up this morning. I'm a stake. My alarm didn't go off. I usually get up at 7.30. I woke up at 9.50.

Nice. I felt like I was in college or something up at 730. I woke up at 950. Nice. I felt like I was in college or something. I was like, who makes up at 950? I had to be at work at the office at by 10. I had a meeting. That's besides the point. But I woke up to all these like people calling me fall over and wondering if there was a tsunami. That was going to hit me. I was like, kind of scared. And what sucks is about people that don't live here. What sucks is, sucks is not people that don't live here. What sucks is, yeah, we had the tsunami warning and then there was all this coverage and they're waiting for the waves to come. So the time hits where the waves are supposed to come, right? And it's this small little wave. And then they spent two hours on it, the local news. The wave, just a little wave. I don't know

if you know this, but Japan just had 8.8 earthquake people. They're just trying to freak us out. The local like that's a thing to do. I know if you know this, but Japan just had 8.8 earthquake people. They're just trying to freak us out. That's a big deal. It's like a change of coverage. I know. They're like... Can you have sex during those times? Like what?

Tsunamis? No, but I'm just saying like, natural disasters are going on. Can you even think about sex? Or do you think about natural disasters? Personally? Yes. I feel really bad for the old pan. Oh, ho, ho, ho.

But I might have sex tonight. I don't know. Not tonight. I'm going to put it off. Yeah. Okay. I'm not going to have sex for 24 hours. Yeah. Yeah. Not but I'm going to have sex tomorrow. I mean, in protest in honoring people in Japan. Yeah. To say, hey, what's in the tsunami? On my mind, more than sex. Exactly. Tonight. I'm not going to have sex. Actually, I can tell you wonder 100% unless something weird happens, but no 100% I will not have intercourse. Unless the keel happens. Unless there's some tequila. I got to bring some tequila back around the female viagra. I'm going to tequila in a while. Okay, the center for disease control, the center for disease control release a giant study of

human sexuality this week with some interesting findings. Teen sex, which has been on the rise for decades, seemed to peak in 2002. It was nine years since Virginia rates have risen among 15 to 24-year-olds. The trend they say is good for STD rates. On the other hand, the now sexless school high school movie genre, whether chicken or egg in this particular shift,

has suffered notably So that means S.C.D rates are gonna go down because people are delaying sex. That's good I think the kids are delaying sex. What's the rush? Which is sex yeah, I don't know. It's just everywhere. I know that's the problem That's why I'm by your side of time. You're cool if you do it. Yeah, I guess so. I don't know. I waited a long time. I was 18, 17. I was 18. That seemed old then. It was when everyone around you, but it's cool because I think a lot of these shows on MTV 16 and pregnant is scaring people from doing that. Well, I think so too. Do you think that's why it's gone down? They're like, I don't

want to like live like that. Yeah. But they thought that that was increasing that people were going to want to be famous so they were going to have kids 16. No, I don't think it's glorifying it at all. That's a crazy show. Okay, another teacher loses her job after students sees her in a porn. Yes, I heard about this.

Yeah, so there's been so many of these. This woman, she was like a good, downhunter. I heard she was a really, really good teacher. Really good teacher, a family she was a really really good teacher. Really good teacher a family woman a great teacher Until one of her students discovered and reported her past as a porn star America is afraid of sexuality so she resigned so Bummer her name is Tara Myers or Tareka die. That's what her uh Yeah, what I heard was that she she did it in like the early 90s.

So that's like 20 years ago. And I have people, she's a good teacher. Yeah. And then she did a porn and how did the kid discover it anyway? Well, I heard that she already got porn. That's where the problem starts at home. Yes. Well, I heard that she got, um, outed before at another school.

So that's why she moved to this school. Oh, you got that. She got out of here. She got out of here. Yeah. Oh So that's why she moved to this school. Oh, you think they share that stuff. Yeah. Oh, it's a bummer. Remind me never to make a porn. Although I'm in that movie, I'm a sex addict. Yeah. People can rent that DVD, which a lot of people do and email me and they're like, I didn't know you were in that, but there is like a deleted scene where

it's there. I don't get naked in the film, but you can kind of they, my breasts, you can, they're, they put like a bar over it because I was doing a sex scene, but I had clothes on, but anyway, so that could come up. But I have a sex show, so that's actually a good thing. So I'm not going to get fired, forget it. Let's move into some sex tips. These are just random sampling of sex tips that I thought were really good and would help everyone with their sex life, which is my purpose on the planet. Okay. Grunts are better than nothing. She'll give longer and more enthusiastic oral sex if you give her a verbal response. Even appreciative grunts are better than silence. Okay, this is so true. I talked about this, I don't know where a year ago, but this guy was dating, he did not make any noise during sex. And it drove, he was like, like, this is how he he would I know that he'd orgasm he'd go

I was like what did you just you like like you could have coughed or burnt like make the be like like moan like do something seriously that's better than nothing so I you know I think that yeah you got to give longer more enthusiastic know, you got to give a verbal response. Do you make noises when you orgasm? No, I don't. Come on. Okay. So verbal responses from men, because my one guy would, ugh, no longer in my life.

Okay, vary the stimulation, whether you're all the way inside or add side to side movement or up and down pelvic pressure against or clitoris to vary the stimulation. This is just to stop the whole jack hammer in and out. You should go side to side. Have you ever done that? Do you ever go side to side and up and down and all around vary the stimulation? Yeah. I think lots of guys don't know that. Do that. And women, women too. You can make this decision yourself. You can vary the movement. Okay, use your tongue wisely. When kissing, don't use your tongue like a dart in and out and out.

Instead try varying motions and amounts of pressure, just like your penis during sex. Mm-hmm. So have you ever known someone who's darts? A ton of it now. No, no, no, no, no. Not a good thing, don't do that. Okay, tell her what she wants to hear.

The word she loves to hear is I want to make you feel good. I think that's so true. Like a guy who's like, I want to make you feel good. Like, I want to know it's not about me. It's not about me having orgasm, but I want to make you feel good. What can I do? That's such an easy thing to say. Just say that to her. Like, I want to make you feel good. I love when a guy says that to me. Mm-hmm. You know nothing to say to that. Do you ever say that? No, I just, I really got to leave, but I'm going to edit it so it sounds fluent.

Okay, then I will do one more. How's that, Anna? Sweet. Don't, this is a great one. Don't go south during foreplay. During foreplay, agree that the genitals are off limits at first. Touch other parts of your body using fingers,

a feather, a silk scarf, or anything that turns around, and ask her to describe how it feels. This builds the tension until you're both ready to explode. This is the whole teasing thing that I always talk about. Don't go right for it. Use a feather. Use something. Don't really go right in touch or there, but use other parts of your, you know, use a feather, so scarf, whatever, to touch or during four play instead of your fingers. Something organic. Something organic. Maybe fo. Fo? Yeah. Okay. We're done. Touch her during four play instead of your fingers. These are the things something organic something organic maybe fo fo. Yeah, okay. We're done good. Okay, awesome

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