Sex With Emily - Sex Scandals & Penis Problems

Episode Date: April 1, 2015

Today’s podcast covers two things everyone loves talking about: penis problems and crazy sex laws! Emily and Menace tell you what scandalous sex acts will get you arrested (or worse) around the world, including a few that are pretty close to home, and discuss some trending penis news. They also tackle a few of your emails on paying for dates, coming clean about faking orgasms and, you guessed it, penis size. This show is full of fun facts and advice to help you get the most out of your sex and relationships without breaking the bank, breaking hearts or winding up in jail in a foreign country. Don’t miss it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey everyone! Thanks for listening to Sex with Emily tonight's show! We are talking about sex. Imagine that. We're going to be reading some of your emails. When if you're ever topics, penis size, coming clean about a woman who faked, oh, don't ever do that. We'll tell you why and how to get out of that situation. Wife, friendly erotica, some advice for virgins, and oh so much more. Thank you everyone for listening to Sex with Emily. Okay everyone, I gotta tell you about the flesh light. It is the number one sex toy for men, and it is the only one that you need.

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Oh my! The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean, like laundry? It's drinks? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I feel so proud.

Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. For more information, go to sexwithemily.com where you can do so many things on it. For a mailing list, listen to our podcast, reader, blogs. We've got a lot going on there. And you know, we've got a great Facebook page too that we can really hard on that.

And it's sex with Emily, Facebook.com slash sex with Emily, Twitter or sex with Emily, Instagram, sex with Emily, and they're all entertaining fun ways to improve your sex life. So check that out, and I'm here with Menace today. Hello. Do you know what you need to start? Do it right now. Uh, Matt said.

There was. Mm-hmm. The sex with Emily, Snapchat. Uh, I know, no, no, no, no, hey. Well, stressed, really we're not Google plus, but. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I started using it for the morning show that I'm part of and like within days is already like exploded bigger than Like all the other social networks. What are you doing there? I just like share Okay, we just show me after this a lot easier to share like photos and videos and stuff like that because everything else Is there such a production you can just like put up there. I'll show you how to use it Okay, so go to sex with only snapchat. I think I have it. I just had never logged in. I don't know.

You're probably logging down. No, I mean, like I have one, but I haven't used it. Anyways, you start off the show talking about penises. I have a lot of sex in the news. Penis stories. Go ahead. I don't know if you have this one. Did you hear about the first sex,

I mean, penis transplant? No. That went through. No? Yeah. How did I know it happened? Tell me somebody I didn't have a penis and now they have one He was born with no penis. No something happened where he he lost his penis and they they they they Were able to search clear remove a penis from somebody that recently passed? They need it. Okay, and they they put it on the guy and it, like, think,

without, after a year, it works. Wow, like a full-on, like, a jackalation and stuff. Everything. And did you get a big one? I don't know if you got an uproar. You know we all want to know the size. I know. Yeah, so, like, they say that, of course,

you know, men can't just, like, get their penis removed and, you know, find a good body. No, never. The first set, right. Get another penis. But, like, you know, there's a just like get their penis removed and you know, find a good body. No, never. It's the first set, right. Get another penis. But like, you know, there's a lot of stuff that happens like infection, you know, penises have to be removed. It's, it's a, I mean,

that's really exciting. It works like the real deal. Yeah, so that's a, that's some good news out there for people that, you know, get injured and might lose their penis or X-core for an X, you know, lover, because cut it off. Exactly. Yeah, because there was this one story not too long ago

that were at this lady she cut off this guy's penis and threw it out the window and a wild no joke. This is for real. A wild dog, it was in China, came by and picked up the penis and ran off with it. Oh my God, so she threw it out the window. And I thought you were saying like he sniffed it and brought it back to the owner. No, he was done. His penis was done.

Oh my God. So yeah, there's hope out there. So that is something I recently heard about. I've been worried about the men who are penisless. So I'm glad that you brought this up. It's a very uplifting sex in the news. But yeah, that, again, that was the first, I was like, oh, guys, they're gonna wanna get it upgrade.

You're gonna wanna get a bigger penis, you know? He just wants a penis. How do you even work that out? You're gonna have to find somebody that doesn't need a penis anymore. I know. But it probably be good for maybe guys that are going through a change.

They wanna become a woman. They don't need a penis anymore. Exactly. I was thinking about the transgender people who are having the operation. Yeah, and then maybe they could sell it on the penis black market. I know, like the underground.

What's it called? The black market. The black, no, but what's it, we were talking about in a love line. The silk road. The silk road? No, the, whatever it's called. There's a different names for it.

Yeah. But the online, like, that I sell bodies and stuff. Underground. The deep, yeah, the deep, whatever. Yeah, the deep web, penises for sale. We're scary. People were calling that current, you know, bodies and shit.

I mean, I'm not going on that. So that happened and then they had another story out where it was so cute. I want to pin your cheeks. This guy had this kid in high school had a penis reduction because his penis was too girthy and you could see it like crazy through his pants. And it was like crazy like he had a hose or something in it.

Yeah, and the circumference was way too big for him to even have sex. So they were able to like shave it off. Shave it down. Everywhere are so angry and stuff like that. Oh, they're like, man. Wow, I shaved it down. They shaved down, man, wow, she did down. The shaved down is penis and now he's a lot better.

But like, he couldn't even get it in. Yeah, it was just so big. Wow. Wow, right? That is amazing. Yeah, and hopefully no pain. You can do that. But I know some girls out there, oh, I could probably get it in.

No, it was like crazy, like a watermelon, like crazy thing. Did you see a picture of it? No, he probably Is it nice? Oh, he is nice, but wait till next wait till he's 21. Yeah, which is 18. I was a guy that had the penis reduction Right exactly. That's so funny. It was your boob reductions, but not penis reduction No, so that's really interesting. It's so great to be here with you. I love being here with you Our last show was with Miss Corolla. Right, the next Corolla. Super cool. Isn't she awesome? Yeah.

I love her. That was sweetest and coolest. The Mangria was delicious. Love Mangria. It's like, it Mangria is like you get big your buzz. You just need to know me. Not a big drinker. Yeah.

So it's like, it's perfect. You chill. Yeah. I love chillin. And you gave her, it was a little sip, it's perfect, you chill. Yeah. I love chilling. And it was a little exchange of goods. I know. She gives me alcohol, I give her vibrators. Yeah, you gave her like, how?

I gave her the Crave, I gave her the Crave Vest Burr, the My Vibrator necklace, which you should all get. Because truly, and it's so funny, because everyone knows about it too, because she listens to the show. She's a big fan of our show, and she wanted to come in. And it's like people are, wherever I go, they're like,

how's that vibrato necklace? Because it is one of a kind. This crave whisper, if you haven't seen it, or you hear me talk about it, really, it's just like, I wear it every day, it's a layering piece, and people are like, I love your necklace. I'm like, oh, yes, what?

It's a vibrator. Check it out. Yeah, so you can go to, I think it's love crave.com, and buy one of you one. So that was fun, and then she wants funds or G spot. So I gave her a G spot That's great. I'm all about you know, I'm like Santa I know I know I try to help people with whatever sexual desires they have So where would you like to go next sexually menace next sexually?

I can bring you like a gag and ball like oh yeah ball gag. Yeah. Oh no what I asked Those chaps I've been waiting people hear me on the show ask you a billion times for, because I wanna bring it into the office. Down under? No, not down under. You do hook me up with that. Okay. But you say that you had the iPad penis attachment thing.

We have one in the office. Madison, were you ready to add one? Yeah, because I wanna show it to my co-worker. Oh no, totally. We'll bring it in next time. All right, so if people don't know what I'm talking about, there's like a... The fleshlight.

There's a contraption on the fleshlight that you can connect your iPad and you can be watching a video. They must make special videos where it looks like you're doing like somebody doggy style or whatever, or missionary or something. And you can be having sex with the flesh like as you're looking at your iPad.

Yeah, exactly. And it goes underneath it so you can stick the flesh in there so you're not having sex with your, can you just like have, what is it called again? It's the, the launch pad. The launch pad, right? And it goes on, it's really cool. You can like, it's like, you, whatever you're watching,

even if you're girlfriend and you're Skype and together. Yeah. You can be like, mm-hmm. Cause I talk about. I'll bring it in. You don't think that I love you, but I talk about you at work all the time.

I was like, because there'll be some like weird sex thing going on and I always bring you up. I'm like, oh Emily, I already probably knows about that. Or they'll talk about like some sex toy in the news. I'm like oh Emily. She already has it in the office And then I'm supposed to be bringing a buy but I'm like last on your list of people you're thinking about No, I am new guy you're hanging out with oh my god. No, no, no, no Boning like crazy. I you know we are we are born like crazy

Do you know why because it's the first few months? Uh-huh. And then you're afraid it's gonna wear off or what? Yeah, no, no, I don't, but it's just like that's the beginning of this. When you have sex, you have a lot of sex at the beginning of a relationship. Of course you have sex at the beginning of a relationship. Whatever, we're looking up. But now we like each other. Yeah, I'm having sex with him. He's good. It's all good and it's fun because um I don't know what to say. It's new and exciting and fun. Because it's fun when you're at the beginning and you get to kiss and make out, and you do all those things, and you have a lot of sex, like we were talking about,

you know, on other shows too. It's like at the beginning, you know, you start. And that's something though. You gotta do what you do at the beginning of the relationship. This is the secret everyone. It's very simple. If you're in a long-term relationship, all those things that you did at the beginning

of the relationship that were really hot and sexy, you continue to do those throughout the relationship. You don't stop, you don't say I'm gonna do it after the laundry, you don't say I'm gonna do it, after the kids go to college, you do it now and you keep doing it, that's what you do. And that's what I said. All right, keep, don't do it.

So, okay, we, I got a little sex on these for you. All right, what do you got? Hit me. So, okay, we, I got a little sex on news for you. All right, what do you got? Hit me. These are fun. Okay, these are some sex acts that will get you arrested around the world. All right. Did you see this?

No. So, okay, this is really funny. You won't believe some of these, these laws in countries. So, in different countries, in different cities. So, in Texas, these all say the carnal act that will get you screwed, you may own up to six still, those no more. A drawer full or more could get you a class, a misdemeanor, resulting in a fine of up to $4,000 and our jail term. Wow. I would be in jail for 26 years. I mean, seriously, they'd be like one, two, three. I know, but I mean do you, I mean you do a section. Yeah, well you, oh, but I am going

to a sex conference in Texas. And you are. So watch out. Don't fill your suitcase. I should talk about this, right? It's April 20th. The sexual health expo in Phoenix. Yes. It's a. Phoenix, it, Phoenix. That's a Texas. what am I saying? Oh my God, that was just a blonde moment. Phoenix, Texas. I'm really sorry. I've had the flu and I've been at antibiotics. Dude, I can't believe I, that was a blonde moment. I feel like, no, there's not.

It's just like, south, whatever, did it do. But you're in Phoenix, Arizona, which is a great place. They have beautiful women there. Seriety Sunday that weekend of like the end of April. Yeah. Anyway, there's a sexual health ex though, I will be there speaking. And that's not Texas,

I can bring a lot of vibrators. But I mean, only six. Like, but what's, like, here's what I want to know. Who enforces these? Like, is there gonna be knock, knock, knock? I don't know. I'm gonna look at your door. Okay, the next one is, this is funny.

In London, a carnal act that will get you screwed is sex on a parked motorcycle, as a no-no. But also, listen to this. Never ask a strange woman for sex in a pub. Why? I don't, that's what they do in a pub. You go to a pub to ask a strange woman for sex.

I don't get it. All right, just FY, there is a Phoenix in Texas, just so you don't feel. Oh my God, no, but I was literally thinking, oh, Arizona, Texas, it's like people always say to me, oh, you're from Michigan, I love Chicago. I'm like, no, no, it's an Illinois. So I go.

And it's pretty close to San Antonio, Texas, so you can fly there. Okay, great. So that's what I knew they were close. Shout out to all our listeners in Phoenix, Texas. Exactly. Okay, exactly, exactly. But I am going to Arizona.

And this will all be on our website. Carnal Act look, they'll get you screwed in California. You're never gonna, I asked Madison, like is this really bad? And producer did the research. Listen to this, this is what's illegal in California, which I don't even, I looked it up, it's like a website that says these things that are legal.

It's illegal for either partner to reach climax before the other one during for play. Who would have had this monitoring that? I mean, legal. But how do they even put that in the books? I don't even know. I don't even know. But this can't be true, because all of that would be in jail.

Madison, we got to check your sources. No, it was like a legal. It was a legal. We got it from shenanigans.com. No, it's called BS.org-h-h-g.org legal resources. Uh-huh. Okay. I mean, dude, the thing is, but how much

is fact checking? But Madison's on this stuff. She's a researcher. But there's a thing. You can't neither partner can reach climax before the other happens every day. Yeah. So what else would I be doing?

Okay, here's another one. In Hungary, the carnal act that will get you screwed off with the lights and keep them in that way. In Budapest, sex is only allowed in the dark, even in your home with your wife. I'm down with that. I hate that. I cannot listen. When the lights are off, I can't find the penis, I can't find the lube, I can't find the toys, I'm like, I hate the lights off. I need candles, I need something. Little of Arkansas, carnal act to get you screwed. No matter how suave you consider yourself,

keep your pickup lines to yourself. As a lascivious banter, lascivious banter like being like, you know, like your ass. And public is prohibited and make put you behind bars for 30 days. Which means feel Clinton would have been behind bars when he was president. What's your best pick up line? My best pick up line? Yeah. I don't have a pick up line. Mine's just like, hi. Oh, you know what it is? I give my card. I'm sorry. I've said I'm not this happened to me recently I was in New York and I was like like talking to this guy were flirting I kind of a card and like and it's always that moment because my card says

Sex with Emily and on the back it says the best sex talk you'll ever have yeah, so at first before they turn it over I'm like, hi, I'm not a prostitute Today, they don't even like hadn't even looked at the card yet, but I say it prematurely. Well, you should. That's embarrassing. Well, this is, escort, I wonder how much she runs. Right. OK, how much she runs, or how much I cost?

Is that what you mean? How much I run? Yes. Is that a term for prostitute? I don't know. Well, that just means how much it costs. How much it runs? I should have done that.

I would have had down payment on a house or something now. Okay, Virginia, Carnal Act gets you screwed. Don't cheat. Adultery, $250. Class 4 of Mr. Beener. Oh, dude. Who's gonna cheat less? Oh, I'm sorry, I would cheat on you,

but I'm gonna get it too. No, and then you can sue Virginia, right? Yeah. Oh, I have heard this, yeah. Yeah, where you can like let's say let's say some Your husband's cheating on on you with some chick. You could sue that chick and Get money out of her. I've heard about this. Yeah, I happen on the real housewives on oh

Yeah, like NeNe or something. No, not NeNe, but some right I'm Other people whatever. Okay, in your way, here's one more like or something? No, not Neenie, but someone who's the... The blonde, right. Some other people, whatever. Okay, and your way, here's one more like this. If you get caught in the sack with another man's wife, it's toldy within his rights to either kill the both of you or to castrate you and chop off the wife's nose. Where? Your way.

Okay. Why the nose? Why not the boobs? Why not the knee? I love whatever. So, that's my little sexiness. I could go through more and more. I know you'd love to hear more, but we've got a lot.

Sounds of lifting, chopping up the poses. Let's do something better here. How about Facebook, which you love? Facebook helps maintain long-distance relationships. I'm not sure that I agree with this. Social networking sites, Facebook can help maintain romantic relationships, whether individuals involved or geographically close

or in a long-distance relationship, a new study is found. So, the study compared the relevant, relative importance of social networks and explores the role they play in helping to maintain a close-by versus a long distance relationship. And it talks about the differences and intensity of use of these types of sites. And they report how the use of the sites allows individuals to access information about and monitor the activities of romantic partners and how to gauge their partners involved in a relationship and loyalty. But the thing is, I think if anything, if you're in a relationship and you guys are Facebook

friends, obviously you probably are, you don't put all this stuff on there. You can be like, oh yeah, I even home from work again. Yeah, sure. He's at the bar. He's like talking with Sivius. No, he's talking to you on Facebook, but he's checking other chicks for you. I know, so it shouldn't make you feel any better.

And in fact, there's been all these studies lately how going on Facebook makes a lot of people more depressed. But just know that everyone's inflating what they're doing in their life, okay? Everyone's inflating and making it better. Your life is fine. You don't want to be anyone else but yourself, okay? Yeah, there's a new thing with Facebook too,

if you feel suicidal or you're making suicidal comments, like people can inform Facebook and it'll lock you out of your account and make you go through a whole rundown about being suicidal and how to be happy and all kinds of stuff. Really? Yeah, and then they also might do a welfare check on you. A welfare check to make sure.

Yeah. So to make sure you're okay, you're not going to do, I think. Oh, but not like like do you. So if you see like, yeah, if you see somebody posting on Facebook, like, oh, my life sucks and you know, I don't think I can go on, you can like fly that. And then they will like. That's good because a lot of people do this kind of,

you just post something and you know,, that's that's a good service Yeah, it is a good thing. Definitely. Um, yeah, I mean I try not to post another Deportment so people get so emotional and sharing their emotions and things Uh on social media. What she shouldn't be doing. I know. I mean Yeah, that's that's a good service when it comes to being suicidal and things like that. But if you're having a fight with your boyfriend, or your girlfriend and you're like,

crying about it, like, come on. I mean, seriously. Yeah, I see it like time and time after again, where so many of this has been a relationship for years and every time there's any little argument, they're crying about it on social media. It's ridiculous. I know, it's true.

And you shouldn't, I mean, I don't know that's the only way you were watching. Yeah, share with your friends personally. Or keep it to yourself. I even felt bad that I posted on my flu because I had a flu for a week and I was just like bombed at home. And I really wanted to know when the hell

was it gonna end, because I was on all these men. And I was like, oh, I sound like it's a bum, I'm the flu. And I hate that I did that. But I actually got good advice from people. But that was about the most emotional I've ever gotten. That's what. Do you know what's the thing that I was just talking about

that's being done on a public level constantly is Chris Brown and this chick that he's been dating Karuchi? Okay. And they always tell. She sounds like a Huchi. Well, I don't know her personally. I can't call her a Huchi. I'm kidding, I don't know her either. You think I fucking know? Okay, yeah. Well, She sounds like a Ho Chi. Well, I don't know her personally. I can't call her Ho Chi. I'm kidding.

I don't know her either. You think I friggin' know? Okay, yeah. Well, I'll tell you what happens. So they could like back and forth all the time, bitching and planning on Instagram and Twitter and all this stuff. Well, they were always getting on and off again, getting back together.

And now he just recently found out that he had a kid. Like ding dong. Like nine months ago. And now he has that kid. So she broke up with him. Okay. And now she was like posting on social media just recently on how women do this a lot where they just get out

of a relationship and like, oh, I'm gonna go party, blah, blah, blah. You always talk about this. So they're like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. party, blah, blah, blah. You always talk about this. So there's a next girl's neck. And so she was doing that and he went on there. It was like commenting and like, all your special, you don't need to be doing all this and stuff. I'm like, I think you have her phone number. You can call her or text her.

You don't have to be Chris Brown though, after all that. I don't know, because you're thirsty for fame. I think she did. People you're thirsty for fame. I think she did. People really are thirsty for fame. Yeah, well the, the crew she checked, she was working on like, Nordstrom before, she back Chris Brown. It's a good gig.

Yeah, you know. 20% off maybe? Oh yeah. In love, Nordstrom. Okay, that's fine. Anyways. Okay, good story. End of story, don't cry in social media about your relationship.

And don't, because you don't happen to even if you post on social media deleted, it's still out there. Yeah, or even that too, it's like, okay, yeah, you do get out of relationship and then, you know, of course, that's the first place you're going to go is your social media to look like for potential new mates. And then these people are going to be like, oh, this chick or guy is crazy,

because they're always crying about, I'm not gonna wanna hang out with them, you know? Exactly, okay, got it. Good to know. He lets me buy some emails. All right. Okay, so everyone, I love you, I love my listeners. And I've been being really super grateful for you,

but lately I just love you guys and I appreciate all your support all these years. And I thank you for emailing me at feedback at sex with Emily.com There's super cool always hitting me up on social media. I know Vanessa's menace and social media hit him up tell him how much you love him Tell me he should tweet he should Twitter and Instagram the show more I Do it's cool. What I said. Okay. Um, you may mean no, I'm just kidding. Um, okay. I love you. I love you I love me. I'm telling you all the time

I know his Woody show. Yeah, it's not about. I know. He has Woody's show. Yeah. It's not about boners. It's the Woody Morning show and they can listen to it. Yeah. You can, there's a podcast. It's not about sex. So if you like pop culture. People like pop culture.

Yeah, but it's funny. It's only sex. When you look at people that listen to our show on iTunes, the Woody show, and they go, oh, also downloaded, sex and animal. I know, that's funny. That's cool. I love it. I wouldn't have mind says the same thing too.

I don't know, I'm gonna have to work. Check it, check it, check it, check it. That's really cool. Oh, now that you've read that up, iTunes, I just thought of my Kaggle Camp app. Just got re-released. Oh, nice. So, Kaggle Camp is an app that I released a few years ago.

And it's for men and for women. It helps men with a jack-let-tory control. It helps women with stronger organisms. And doctors will always tell you to do them because it helps with prostate health, blah, blah, blah. Point is, you don't remember to do them. It's five runs a day. My app has my voice, pops up, walks you through it.

Brand new version, people are loving it. Buy it in the iTunes store. And then when you're there, and you listen, you can also review us on iTunes. Can you do a demo of what that sounds like? Yeah, I could play it for you. No, no, no, do it live. Okay. Hey, welcome to Kaggle Camp. First set, ready to begin.

All right, deleted. Okay, right. First set, let's begin. Keep on going, oh no, that's after, okay. First set, ready to begin, okay. Tense, relax. Tense, relax. So basically what you're doing, come on, you can do it, is that it's five minutes a day

and it's those pea stopping muscles. We stop and start the flow of urine. So like if someone's knocking in the drain, so you tense those muscles, you relax, and it's really easy. And just after a few weeks, you will, you're ejaculate, it'll be shooting across the room like you were 12, 18, or whatever happened.

You'll last on grand bat and women will have stronger orgasms. It's sweet. If you're wrong, you're money back. All right. Whoa, that's a big end. You gotta stick to it with it every day. Okay, emails from the peeps, which I love you all

for writing me. And okay, here we go. Dear Emily, hi, I'm trying to find the help. Oh, it's about penis size, imagine that. I'm a 24 year old man who has a question about my penis size. I'm about six inches in length and have a girth of four to five inches.

Is this a good size? Because sometimes I feel that it's small. Otherwise, sexually, I love to perform kind of lingas on women and I've had to help my partners achieve multiple orgasms, something I love to do. So what do you think? Is he a blind to be here?

I know, I'm like, dude, you can give me your number. All I am good, am I good down there? What do you think? Thanks, ball. Ball. Dude, is that really your name? Dude, you're fine. He's six inches, which is above average.

And he's four to five girths. I know, it's just pouring that messes. Butternut squash. If you meet a lot of porn guys too, they're like tiny guys. They have normal size penises, but they're like. The camera angle?

The camera angle. They're not taller than the camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're not tall. They're tiny, they're tiny dudes. Right. So not all of them, but. Yeah, don't end up. Yeah, so their penis looks,

they have a average size penis, but it is looked bigger on camera. Okay, well, it's true. It does look bigger on camera. And also, like most men in the world, your idea of the average penis size is so skewed. So a recent study came out to give guys, I'm just gonna be just coming or not.

Okay, luckily a recent study gave guys everywhere a piece of mind because according to a study published in the BJU International, the average penis is five inches, 5.16, long and 4.6, when a wreck. So this guy's like above average. And as you can see, your average of growth and a little above in length.

So penis size though, not the most important thing we know. What matters is how you are using it. Are using your hips during sex, are you stimming your g spot, it sounds like you're doing fine and you're an oral master, which any guy who's worried about sexual performance either you're coming too quickly, whatever it is, make sure that you just please her.

She has her orgasm first. And you're all good. You can do everything you want. But you are totally fine, men worry. I mean, okay guys, stop stressing about your penis size. Because studies show that 55% of men are dissatisfied with their penis size, while significantly less than women care or even notice. We don't care.

You care. We're about something else. World Hunger Ball. You're fine. Yeah. Okay. I mean, you're coming seriously, dude. Right? I mean, come on. Tell them to come in. We want to talk to them. Oh, yeah. We keep on talking about it. No, ask him. It's not. It's not Matthews. Ross Matthews. Yeah, Ross. Do you think he, I don't ask him if he wants to. No, he's prepping for sure. He's prepping for a shot. All right, fine. Okay. He's from. He's from. He's from. Hello, Ross. Hello, fine. Okay, he's from... Oh, no, that's a big two shy. He's from... Hello Ross.

Hello Ross. Yeah, he's out here. Oh. I guess one, I know that. Because I know a lot about this. I know a lot about pop culture. But she can't recognize anyone. No, I know.

I just don't know if you need to get in here. Because, okay, subject, here we go. Cubbing clean about faking oars. You know how I feel about that. All right. Hey, Emily, I just finished listening to your podcast for the first time and I already have my head spinning with questions.

Something that I've struggled with is having an orgasm during sex and until listening to your show, I thought I was one of the few and I'm really self conscious about it. I'm no stranger to self pleasure. Enjoy taking matters into my own hands. However, climaxing during sex is not something I am achieving because of this. I've been faking it since I started having sex when I was 18. Now, I'm in a relationship with someone I care about and the sex is amazing. However, I do fake it.

We've been together 10 months. I guess my question is this. Am I too far on this to come clean? Or should I just woman up and come out with the truth? Any advice you have is helpful. Thank you, Tamika. So Tamika, I thank you so much for emailing this question. It's funny because you always think, I mean, I know you're just listening, that I thought

the same thing. I, a lot of women, and you hear this all the time, they just think what is wrong with me. We beat ourselves up. Everyone else is having orgasms during sex. My friends porn, you know, and let me tell you, like I said, just to reiterate what you learned on the show you listen to, women who can have orgasms during penetration alone are in the minority. It's 30%.

And of those 30%, it's not every single time, okay? So I'm glad that you know that and you feel good about it. And so you're ahead of the curve because you actually have taken matters into your own hand. So I'm assuming since you've done that, you know how to make yourself orgasm. So here's what you do. With your boyfriend now, you can say, you know, I have to say that when we're having sex, it feels amazing. And I've had like these little orgasms. And I have, or you can say, it feels amazing and I've had like these little orgasms and I have alright you can say I feel amazing and sometimes I feel like I'm more guessing but I realize that you can either just come

clean and be listening babe. I gotta be honest with you. I listen to this show and she told me to come clean and so I our sex is freaking amazing and I think sometimes I feel like I'm gonna get there and I don't and I've faked it or whatever you want to say. You could be totally honest or you could just say you know what do you think menace would you want to say, you could be totally honest or you could just say, you know, what do you think, menace, would you want to be totally honest? What else do you was like, listen, I realized that I have stronger orgasms on my own. And so I want to, or I have different orgasms. And I'd like to practice what I do during masturbation

while we're having sex. Can we try that? Go for it. Yeah. Would you want to know that she was faking it for those 10 months, male perspective? Oh, no, you don't have to get that out. It's like telling your cheating.

Yeah, yeah. You can leave that part out. So just say, you know what? I want to try something new, because I realize, so what you should do then, Tameca, is whatever it is you do during masturbation, whether it's, you know, because a lot of women, the reason why they don't have orgasms is because during intercourse, because their clitoris needs

more stimulation that it does not get from intercourse loans. You could be like, you start rubbing your clit, use some lube, use a sex toy, and this with your penis inside me and clitoral stimulation, I'm going to have a mind blowing orgasm. And I thought we should try that. And I want to see what you think. I don't think that any straight man that you're with is going to say no. He's going to be psyched. So don't trip on the fact that you're faking it. It's 10 months. That's fine. And I would just say I want to try something new. And so I'm guessing it is clitoral stimulation that you've had a problem with and since you're

going to do it, you know, then do it on your own, do it. So make sure that you're already aroused too before and of course, begin so he could go down on you, use oral sex, he can use his hands and then just continue to stimulate the clitoris during sex. And if you want a great toy for that, J.J. Mimi, my favorite, go to jujoue.com, you just keep on going Emily, they are my favorite toys for it. Because it's a rumble, not a survival rating.

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I dated my girlfriend for a month and she has been my girlfriend for two months now and everything we do, everywhere we go, I pay for it. It didn't bother me at the start because I see it as the guy should pay for the first dates, etc. But now it's bothering me too long. Literally anything we do, meals out, send them up pubs, events, I pay for. I work full-time, study part-time, and I don't enact paper courses regularly,

paying for everything, getting way too much. I can't even go out with friends due to the lack of funds. Is there a nice way of asking me to go, I have some paying for something? Or should I just tell you what's bothering me? I'm afraid I might sound pathetic and selfish. I don't want it to pay for everything, but going haves for something.

Everyone's a mile would be an amazing night for me now. I hope you find time to help. Thanks so much. Love the show. Menace is awesome. Ben 22 from Liverpool, England. Thank you for telling us where you're from. We always want to know where you're from.

Yes. Menace, what do you think? It could possibly be an awkward conversation, but if it's really bothering you. You can where you're from. We always want to know where you're from. Yes. Man, what do you think? It could possibly be an awkward conversation, but if it's really bothering you. You go. All right. It's so tricky. Give a short rundown.

OK. Here's the thing. You've been together two months. It is nice for a woman to offer. She should. I think the guy should pay for the first. If you do the asking, you should to pay for the first few dates.

It is nice for her to offer up sometimes. And I don't know this one, but there's some women who are like, no way, no how-never. I will never put down a dime for our date. And then there are other ones who are like, I get a baby, you know, we're struggling, we're students, whatever. And so I think that if it is bothering you, though, it's just going to fester and instead of make you feel worse. It was two months. Like, I I have to know how serious it is. Yeah, I mean, it seems like really.

If you're just going on dates, then... Take her somewhere, don't take her anywhere that costs a lot of money. Yeah, you still, I don't know. I'm always been the guy. It's never made me a rich man, but I've always said, like, look, I'm fraying the bill. You know, it's just something like...

You always pay? I always pay, but now that I've been in a relationship a long time, that does go away. Like you guys are, there's some parity. Yeah, you guys are paying equally, you know? But it's just, not until you get into a serious relationship, that really starts happening.

If you're just dating, then you know, it sucks as a tradition, but you just gotta do it. Yeah, you gotta just dating, then you know, it sucks as a tradition, but you just, you just gotta do it. Yeah, I've got to do it or you've got to like maybe make or dinner at your house. But again, you've been together two months and I think, you know, in the early stages, like it's hard, but unless you've like

card cash and money, you know, I get it. So, you can pick a neutral time to bring it up. You can be like, you know, I mean, I don't know, it's hard because you're like, I have no money. But what, don to bring it up, you can be like, you know, I mean, I don't know, it's hard because you're like, I have no money. But what, don't bring it up? I don't know if you have to have a discussion like, well, you need to start, you know, putting down on the bills or something like that. But I go, you know, be more creative or like, also, if you like become in a relationship,

you also hang out a lot at the house where it doesn't cost you any money, no? So fun. So fun. So fun. So fun. So fun. So fun.

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So fun. So fun. So fun. So fun. So fun. So fun. So fun. So fun. You first start dating, it does cost a lot of money, you're just gonna have to suck it up. And find creative ways. Right. I've talked about this in the first part. Free tickets to movies, you get it. I lost my job, I freaking lived in my car,

but I still found creative ways to go do fun things. Right, exactly. There are creative ways to do it. But if it keeps festering and festering, you find yourself presenting, or you're just gonna have to find a neutral time and be, you know what babe, money right now is a little tight. And I'm just, you know, I think we're gonna have to,

you can even just say, we're gonna start doing a little, you know, it's that cool if we do it a little less. It's hard to ask who I'm gonna fork it up. I don't know, maybe she's a cool independent one, but she hasn't even offered. She hasn't even done the reach. You know, we talk about the reach, and then the guy goes, oh no, no, no.

But so I'm sorry about that, dude, but just see what happens. Okay, we gotta wrap this up. Yeah. I love you all. Thank you for listening, and find menace at menace. Yeah. Everywhere at menaceace find me everywhere.

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