Sex With Emily - SWE: Beating around the Bush

Episode Date: February 22, 2012

Emily discusses pubic grooming, the 70's porn bush, and two-toned pubes. Cosmo has a curious take on manscaping, and Emily journeys into a brave new world of butthole bleaching and vajazzling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Look into his eyes Then the eyes of a man obsessed by sex Eyes that block our secret institutions Betrubized they call them a lie gone Hey, Emily you got a boyfriend because my man E here He just got his heart broken he thinks you're kind of cute The girls got a hair standard so much the women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common moment?

What do you mean, like laundry? It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god. I'm so proud of you. Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.

You're listening to, I don't think about it. You're listening to. You always adjust to the volume of whatever the contract is. I can't hear anything. You the volume of what whatever I can't I can't hear anything you can't know I can't hear me right Everyone you're listening to what I'm you know I do that minus how about there can you hear yourself? Yes, I sound great you're listening to sex with Emily We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between for more information go to sexzellamy.com or Emily

Morse.com if you're in your office, and they won't let you type in sex with Emily. And thanks everyone for becoming friends with benefits members. You know, you get four shows a week and you get special benefits and special love from us. Lots of love. Lots of love. It's going to be back as long as you can. I know.

I haven't seen you in so long. That's what it feels like. That's why we probably had a rocky intro. We had a rocky intro. It's been rough. Today's show we probably had a rocky intro. We had a rocky intro, it's been rough. Today's show, we'll be talking about grooming. It's one of my favorite topics. Female grooming and man-scaping.

Hound, dangerous. An anal bleaching, which is popular for men and women. Game men. Yeah, game men, that was about the same. And women, they're bleaching their anuses, which is interesting. We'll talk all about it, hair patterns. I have questions about that.

I know, we'll talk about it. And yeah, we'll be reading your emails. You send a feedback at sexwithemlee.com. And tomorrow we'll be announcing the winners of our Valentine's Day contest. I was out last week, I know it's been a few a week, but whatever, we got a lot of entries. So we have to go through it and we have to get rid of everything in our office

because we got great stuff to give away. I know. Did you ever use your massage candle that they gave you from Jimmy Jane? No, what is sitting on my kitchen counter? That's helpful. It's just to be next to you. Oh, I have another candle. I have another candle that needs to burn out first. What are you going to like sit down to give a girl massage, lay being laid down and you

got to run into a kitchen and make it or something? Yeah. You should put it by your bed. No, it's a bedroom candle. It's a very, I'm very worried about it your bed. It's a bedroom candle. I'm very I'm very Worried about it being messy. It's not messy. It turns into we're talking with the Jimmy Jane candle that we love It's a massage candle that you can buy Jimmy Jane and And it is turned you pour it on your body. It is not messy. It doesn't flake off like wax It turns directly into massage oil slash lotion and it smells really good and it doesn't

drip and it's not messy. I swear to God. All right. You anal freak. I'm sorry. It's okay. How are you? How did you feel? Good long weekend?

No, yeah. You kind of know something a little bit weird. I had a coworker pass away suddenly out of nowhere. Like I was talking to her in her office Thursday, and then Friday. Oh my God. Yeah, she passed away. How old was she?

She was 45. Hard attack her. Hard attack, yeah. Oh my God. So we all, well, went out on Saturday and got really, really hammered. Oh, that's so sad. And you know what, that I've been complaining

about my upstairs neighbor? Yeah. And I was like, so Saturday I get home and I'm like really wasted and I'm upset and the guy is just making so much noise. So I ended up. Oh no, did you piss on his door or something? No, I would have done that.

It was better what I did, but I got on top of my bed and then I just like hit the ceiling a couple of times. Oh, smart. Then I will go up the next day and I realized that I punched do my entire ceiling. So now I'm pissed because I'm so anal about like everything perfect. Now it's just like, I look up and there's like a hole

and I'm like, great, I can't fix the hole because then if I fix the hole, then it throws off the color because the paint is older like I can't Re- I have to like repaint the freaking entire house, right? Right, right. You could do this feeling different. My ceiling's different color than the last is very Oh, honey, that's annoying. I'm sorry. That sounds awful. I'm sorry about your friend. Yeah, it was yeah, it's really bad It's I mean she's been with our company for over 14 years. Do I know or I'll ask you after, but? You might have met her, but you probably,

you don't remember anybody. I did, god damn it, we were talking about that this weekend. My friend was like, do you still not remember, I just have a problem remembering men's names and faces. Men's names. I don't remember faces or names. No. You people are always like, I don't remember names,

I remember faces or I remember names, not faces, I remember that name. For a while, like, when you would come into my work when we were the court there, you would see the same person and they go, you were like, have I met that person before? I go, of course you have. I know. She's at the door every single time,

but the best one was when there was this guy that would help us out with the podcast like every week, every week. And then some other guy walks in and he talked to him like he's the other guy. I know, I was like, he lost a lot of weight. And I was like, and he's like, oh, not really. I know that was really bad. It was so embarrassing. I'm not proud.

I don't know what that says about me, but, um, and it's not that I'm like a Lou for, I don't care. I just really, I don't know. My brain just sort of wipes it out. I got a lot going on in my brain and so it doesn't retain things like faces or names. I think I do forget people entirely after a couple of years of not contacting them. Like I forget all the memories that we had together

or experiences that we shared together. I wipe them clean. Like I don't. Which there's an app for your brain. Yeah. To identify faces and names. Like they do on I photo, you know, it's like, this is your face and I wish they could do that on my brain.

Yeah. I don't have that. And so bad because you run into them on the street. I know. How do I know this person? Well, what you do is you just say when you're introduced, like I went to a party on Saturday night and you say, nice to see you instead of nice to meet you.

Yeah. And then you just, because I find whenever I say nice to me, like, we've met eight times, then they get mad. So I just say nice to see you. And then if I have it met, I'm gonna be like nice to meet you. I'm like, oh nice to meet you too. That's a lot better. That's just a much more effective way of getting out of it.

And then I'm getting trouble anymore. So it's nice to see you. So I went to a, I did my 45 minute keynote speech at a singles convention. In my hometown, California. In New York, California. talked about it with Tiana. I went with me in Tiana and we were like, oh my god, men, as we should call him like I was like, you know, and it was felt good to be in the town. I'd never been there. We just went to the Hilton. Do you know the Hilton? Yes, I do.

Right off the highway. I spent some time there. Um, many times probably. Proms? Yeah, I did spend a prom there. Okay. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Um, it was fun. So it was um, there was probably about, so okay, it's a singles convention that they hold like once every three months and it was from people around that area. So that's like southern south of here. Would you South Bay? East Bay. East Bay. Sorry, East Bay. But you, we took one on one south, whatever. It's confusing. The baby would just close. Okay, but it's right. So a singles convention and what my thesis of the, because 45 minutes dude, it was like pressure. Yeah.

I mean, I know what you said, you wouldn't wanna hear me talk for 45 minutes, but what would you do every day, which makes me believe that you'd do. Yeah, but at least I can interject, like sitting back and listen to you talk for 45 minutes. Holy yes. Well, there's about 50 people there at the start.

What happens is there's a keynote speech every time and then there's a singles dance party. So I got there, I spoke from 730 to 815 and then there's a singles dance party from 830 to midnight. So it gets full throughout the night. So people skip the keynote but there's probably about 50 people there for the keynote.

And I talked about sex. What my thesis of it was that you can have great sex as a single person. A lot of people think that you have to wait until you're committed or in a relationship or in marriage, and that's when the great sex starts. So I talked about having great sex as a single person and things that you do. I actually read some emails from listeners and I just talked about online dating and had some questions from the audience. So I'm one guy that pissed off because I was talking about porn. And that

porn can be a really good tool for couples to use together. Like, a lot of men hide their porn watching habits and they do it alone in the basement, like, you know, dusty, bait, whatever. And that couples can really benefit from porn because you can watch it together. You can find couples porn and you can find, actually a great place to go is good vibrations.

We love good vibrations. If you go to goodvibes.com, they've got porn separated like porn for couples, porn for men, porn for women, and you can find porn that's actually good for everyone. And if you use GV, Emily 15, you get 15% off anything from good vibes. So, this one guys like raises a hand and he's like, porn is evil and it's bad. And I can show you studies from doctors. So, there are So there are some people who do who think then of course, I was like, I was a guy.

It was a guy. When take that guy's man card. He was Christian right exactly. But it is true of course, and I talked about the difference you can point addiction. You know, you know you're addicted to porn if it's like wreaking havoc on your life. If you can't go to work and you lose your relationship

and all that stuff. But I thought it went well. The guy told me I emailed him, the guy runs it. I was like, hope he forward me and email from someone who said they enjoyed my keynote. And of course, I wanted more feedback from my ego. And I said, how was, hopefully you thought it was good. And he's like, yeah, well, no one walked out. He said, most times, I can tell if it's a bad keynote of people walk out. And he's like, no one walked out. Wow. But that's cool. Yeah. And I sold copies of my book, Hot Sacks, over 200 things you

can try tonight, you can buy it in Amazon. And so I sold all the copies that I brought. But the only downside was afterwards I was sitting signing books. And I got hit on by a few men who were all over the age of probably 60. Yeah. 65. And it was awkward. They have life experience. I'm not turning them down, but I did turn them down, and I said, I was seeing someone, but Diana was looking at me, and she's like, I think this is going to keep happening if we don't leave. Yeah, but while you're at a single place. But there was guys in my age and stuff like, they weren't hitting on me, just the old

guy, I don't know if I, what I said, you know, some girls up there talking about sex for 45 minutes, but it was fun, and it was fun to be in Newark. We thought about you the whole time. And then the end WK, and Newark, California. And it wasn't that far. It was like an hour, not bad traffic. So, and then I did some television watching over the weekend. You'll be happy. I'm really into my TV now.

I didn't have TV for a really long time. And now I've got the television. Eons. Eons. And I watched the, the, the new Bethany ever after last night on Bravo. Yeah, I didn't watch the new one But I watched they they ran some reruns right and it was really cool. I enjoyed the reruns because I The episodes are watching that I was watching was actually her doing Like what you just did over the weekend. It was her traveling around different cities

And they were really good because she talked about her life and growing up and everything like that with her family and being a business woman and her current life and dealing with that. And I thought that stuff was very interesting. I thought that stuff was, I actually saw those as well. When she's on the skinny girl, she's, we're talking about the new Frankl

from a house. She started in a house with New York and then she got her own spin-off show and she started this company called Skinny Girl Margarita, just Skinny Girl. And she ended up selling it to Jim Beam for $124 million. So you think she'd be a little happier, but then the episode last night, it just seemed a little, she seemed a little whiny and uptight to be honest. Why? Because she was like, complain, like, well, okay, it's interesting.

I shouldn't say that. And I was also watching it with a male friend who, that was his interpretation. So, you know, when you watch something with someone else and they have their own opinions. So, I think that sort of impacted me. Because I find her, I like her. She's like, well, but her whole life, she's like, I couldn't pay the rent. And now, I just made $124 million. But she was just stressed because she's a celebrity now. And she's like, I don't know how to act like a celebrity. I don't know all the rules. But it's basically about their second year of marriage because everyone, if they've been

following it, they watched that she had this whirlwind romance where she got pregnant and she got married. And now they're like second year marriage. And she keeps playing that re-run a quote of her saying, my husband's penis has cobwebs on it. So second year marriage, he's already got cobwebs on it. And I hope that that's like my biggest fear that I'm dating guy and he's like my penis

has cobwebs on it. Like I thought that ever happens to me like shoot me. But that happens to have a baby too. I guess when you've kids hard to do that. Yeah, did they, had she changed her lifestyle at all? Yeah, they just bought like a multi-million dollar house a new apartment, they call it an apartment, but it was a massive apartment in New York.

It must be millions of dollars because it's New York. And they were talking with each other, and I wanna spend the money now. Like they were trying to buy a place and took forever. And like Lisa Lamponelli was in it, the key thing, because they've all lunched together. So there's more like high-profile celebrities

on the show. I mean, it was good. I mean, if she's really entertaining and a Serbian, and funny and funny. I really, it was good. I mean, I, I, she's really entertaining in a survey and funny. And I, yeah, I really liked the episode where she finally landed the deal and she's like, look, I, we don't, we never celebrate when we always say we're going to celebrate, but once the, the ink is dry, we are going on a yacht. And skinny girl Margarita is going to be coming out of the faucets. Yeah, it was, it was really funny. Yeah, I was good. You should watch it

So I'm into TV and I saw the movie Moneyball. Have you seen that with Brad Pitt? No, I watch Chronicle the weekend though What's that? It's about kids that get exposed to Corner no to like nuclear or something and now they have superpowers Okay, well, I watched it because money balls nominee for academy awards i try to like it is when academy awards are coming up so i think okay well what's available Netflix and i watch money ball with red pit first of all i don't love red pit might be only one of the world who doesn't love red

sorry i did watch money ball right always forget the baseball yeah yeah it's about the a's here at oakland a so that's i like that it was about oakland a's and it's not baseball and how he took on this new, this way of thinking. Way of thinking about baseball. And, you know, luckily they didn't show too much baseball because I would turn it off because I'm not in sports. But I don't think he's so, I don't think he,

I don't think he's so great. I mean, he's talented, but I don't think he's like, who were talented and he's good looking, but I didn't think he should win an Academy Award for it. That's how I feel. Yeah, and this is sex with that. This is movie review with Emily. Yeah, I didn't like he should win an Academy Award for it. That's how I feel. This is sex with that. This is movie review with Emily. Yeah, I didn't really blow me away,

but I was really interested because of the local factor, but maybe if I was living in Wichita, Kansas, I wouldn't care about it that much. Right, but I think if you're also if you're a baseball fan, it'd be good. So that's I did, okay, so here's our poll. The results for our latest poll was,

if you had to fetish, what would it be? 11% would like golden showers. Okay, well, three per only, three percent wanted furries. You left golden showers in there. Yeah, three percent wanted, so I'm gonna start from the bottom. So the least amount of people wanted furries, which is when you dress up like a fur animal, like menace does all the time.

11% golden showers, that would be their fetish of being urinated on, which is surprising that that beat out furries. 9% said feet, 31% wanted submission and domination and a whopping 46% voyeurism, exhibitionism. So everyone wants to get naked or watch people getting naked. 46%. Is it voyeurism like when they go have sex in other places? Yeah, that's more exhibitionism is when you are having sex in public. And voyeurism is when you like to watch other people have sex. So that's 46% of our listeners would like to be watched or watched. I'm sure you've done that many times.

I haven't. I haven't a sex. No, seen people have sex. Yeah, I have. Like I've been on a porn set and I've been to sex parties where people are having sex and all over and giving each other Felatio. Felatio. Yeah, I remember I've told you the stories out when I've sex party. I looked over and I'm like, oh, it seemed like a normal party except for she's going down and I'm with the left and to the right. There's a bunch of naked women in the hot tub and you know,

it's good times. Our new pull. Yeah. how do you take care of your hair down there? How do you? Our choices are, your choices are our own natural, trimmed and tasteful, boldly bald, pubic pattern, like a landing strip, et cetera, or weight. People do that. Those are our choices.

And yeah, that's what we got. And then we've got some sex in the news. That's good. Yeah, that's good. How would you prefer? We're gonna get into grooming. Today's show is all about grooming, which is one of my favorite topics.

Pop because men has got waxed on five years ago and we did this topic. Yeah. I made him get a wax by now. Never again. No. I, I mean, I like men. Never say never.

You like a woman with no hair. How about if it's stubbly, but it's no hair, but it's a little stubbly. Do you want clean, do you care? I don't really carry but I don't want me. I don't want any hair You don't want to say not even like a landing strip or trying not not really into it. Nothing. Okay, but it's funny because I was talking with my buddies the other day and apparently a friend of theirs wife Refuses to trim down there and and he finds it very upsetting. Wow.

And they were making fun of them for a two. They're like, oh, what a pig. There's like, there's a lot of women into it. Yeah. Or the women they're against it. They're like, oh, no, I'm not a, I'm not a 11 year old girl or stuff like that. Right. It looks pre-buescent.

Pre-buescent. Pre-buescent if you have no hair down there. It looks better is what it looks. Well, in my sex school that I'm going to, we had to watch a bunch of 70s porn and you realize the hair, because it's not just that you have a bushy area down there. It's like, it expands out into like the thighs

and you can't believe the hair that went on. I mean, you know how they talk about people cut off their hair for like charity and stuff? But you could have done a lot of like cutting trimming that hair And you could have like given it to like kids with cancer and stuff of them all that Yeah Um, you know Do you know people do that? They cut off their hair and they give it to charity

Yeah, yeah Cancer make wigs You can make some serious wigs with the pubic hair going on down there Like literally it was hard to watch 70s porn for eroticism at all because you are just so distracted by the hair It's not what we've seen anymore. It's not a bug. It's not popular, but not into it. So I, here's a personal story about my hair. Is it like I got laser? I got laser. So I didn't, but I didn't take it all off because I thought what if hair like comes back sometime and then you're not? What if the bush comes back and I can't have a bush? The bush is never coming back.

Well, what if even a little hair comes back? No. So I left a little bit and then I can shave it. But I was like, I don't, I'm just, it seems like such a commitment to, to, to commit to nowhere. So I got like all the most the hair on. It's dangerous. I'm glad you know that now. Yeah.

That's very personal. I just shared that. Um, so we're going to get into that later, because it's one of my favorite topics. I don't know why. I just think it's topical and people care. People never, and a lot of men, we're gonna talk about landscaping, because a lot of men just don't know what to do.

They're like confused, chest hair, no chest hair, trim, don't trim, wax the balls, what do you do? Yeah, you need a trim. Guys can't move a bit of hair though. Oh, one needs to, a man needs to trim. Yeah, they can't be going crazy with it Yeah, you know what I really don't care. It's nice that trim is nice But if there's no hair that would freak me out. Yeah, I don't want to guy with nothing like he spent all that time

But trimming is nice. I guess I can't really tell me that I was with one guy in the last few years who didn't do anything And that was clear. I was like, maddened hair. It was kind of gross. Yeah. But I don't really care. We're getting too much into it right now. We'll get into it later. New program allows teens to get free condoms online.

A new program in California is allowing teenagers to get free condoms online. The site is teensource.org at launch last week and sends teenagers who register a free package of condoms, lubricant and educational pamphlet sent to their home. Now kids, that's interesting. It's teensource.org if you're young or even if you're older, I guess you could do it, but if you're a teenager, you might not want that sent to your home. That could be a problem.

Like your parents are like, what's this package? Don't like parents open your mouth when you're a kid. Yeah. But it's a really good program. Yeah, they're going to get them either way. Why, I don't see why parents would be against it. I mean, obviously they don't want their kids that have be having sex, but if they're going to have sex, they got to have. Right. You'd rather do that than have a 16 and pregnant. Yeah. Because not all kids get on 16 and pregnant. I'm sorry to break you to you.

Exactly. I actually saw that Jamie Lynn Spears was talking about, because she got pregnant when she was 16, I guess. Yeah, really, yeah. But she was like, it was amazing to watch this show because I felt like I she wasn't alone. Don't get pregnant. Whatever bitch you got millions of dollars, these girls are a bunch of white trash.

Does she have millions? Why? Her sister does, but why does she have millions? Yeah, well, her sister takes care of her, and she was doing well off too when she got pregnant anyways. She had a very popular show in Nickelodeon. Oh, she was making decent money. That's good. She wasn't

Working at you know the super saver right right exactly. That's true. No, the regal beagle right the regal beagle Yeah, that's from three-use company. Yeah. How do you remember that? Did you watch the three-use company? Yeah, I did I love the regal beagle That's a joke that my friends and I was make because watch three is company? Yeah, I did. I love the Riggle Beagle. That's a joke that my friends and I always make, because my friend has a couch that looks like it should be in the Riggle Beagle. I'm like, that's like from the Riggle Beagle, which was the bar they hung out in three is company

if you saw them in the semis. OK, Chloe Kardashian and Lamar break their sex swing on the first try. I know I watched it. Did you watch it? It wasn't funny. I don't like the Kardashians. I'm sorry.

I've been watching them. Don't like them. But this is not, this is. Whatever. She's a Kardashian. She's a Kardashian. Yeah, it's pretty hilarious because she tries to install a sex swing herself. She didn't have it professionally done. That's the problem.

And then so she gets on it and she's swinging, but then her man, the more tries. He's like what, like 6'10 or something. He's huge. So he gets like on it and then it breaks. Is it funny to watch? Yeah, it's funny. Sounds slapstick to me. Okay, after her brother Rob moved out of their Dallas home,

Chloe and her Bole Mar Odom have made a strong, some might say too strong effort to spice up their love life, and a quest to turn Rob's old room into a sexual chamber of love, the couple purchased a sex swing. But after failing to insult properly, you required an awkward visit from a handyman. Yeah, well well what happened was You know her brother moved out. He has the best friend that's lived with him for a very long time

He's out so now it's just them and The thing is now it's his them like Chloe's like getting crazy freaky and I think it's like him He's kind of like backing off because Because, you know, as a guy, guys want freaky girls, but to be always pursued all the time, that's what he was saying on the show, he's like, oh, she's like grabbing at home. Yeah, yeah, that's too much. Yeah, that's too much.

Yeah, that's too much. He's kind of just like, hey, we gotta, we can have a good time just hanging out, just sitting together and enjoying each other's company. And he's saying every time they get around, she's like always trying to hop on his wiener. And he's like, I want to have some time. Yeah. You know, right?

Enjoying each other. But a lot of guys would be into a girl who's a woman who's constantly. You think, but sometimes you know, guys get worn out. Tell about balance. Yeah. Because one of the biggest complaints I hear from men is that their partner doesn't initiate sex enough. Yeah, so then you get one that's like Nishin and sex showing They was to purple in their house too. I think so. Yeah, of course and so yeah

Sex swing is a cop is a popular thing that people get I remember once someone wanted to semi-warn them I don't think I won't see how it worked the way that she had it installed I don't It looks like a swing right from the ceiling. Yeah, but it was way over the bed. Like, case you fall, it's like a safety net. I don't know, like, I thought the sex swing would be like summer outside, like in the corner of your room, because like, then you could stand and then the other person would be on the swing, right?

But this was like hanging over the bed. Yeah, I don't get it either. I don't understand how it worked. I don't either. I mean, I've never used one and I should know this, but the sex swing is a popular thing. Jessica Beale shows off her engagement ring. Just, you know, sex in the news here. Well, they said that she might be pregnant too.

Wow. More than a month since the news, more than a month since the news broke of her engagement, just in Timberlake, she was spotted wearing what appeared to be engagement ring. Yeah, they're engaged, right? Why is that even, you know, you know, why is he even hiding it? He was on a Saturday night live. Hilarious. I heard about this. Just in Timberlake, what did he do? He was making fun of hipsters with their bonavir. Okay.

Bonavir. Is that how you say bonavir? I don't know. Bonavir? Bonavir? Bonavir? What I remember. What I remember is... It's some artists, like, totally hipster artists, that won best new artists at the Grammys, and now he pretended to be that guy, but it's like really slow. Oh, bonavir. It's good.

Bonavir. Bonavir. I don't know. It's a French, like, good winter, or that's what it would mean Boney there. I don't know. It's a French like good winter. That's what I would mean. I don't know, but like he was pretending to be this guy, but the music that this guy puts out is like, where it puts you to sleep. Is it as funny as dick in the box?

Yeah, it was pretty, it was pretty funny. It was pretty hilarious. Yeah. Okay, Coco Austin undergoes on air examination to prove her buns are real. Dude, Kim Kardashian did the same thing. She did? Yeah.

Okay, so Coco, wife of ICT and reality star, appeared on the doctor's TV show on Monday to undergo an ultrasound examination to prove her bottom is all of her own. She's seen lying down with her dairy ear on the air as Dr. Ordin uses the machine to inspect her backside. Ordin points out areas of subcontaneous tissue and fat and he also points out glucose muscles, ultimately concluding that her butt is 100% real. Who the F cares? I guess if you're into her reality show? Well, yeah. I mean, people that have butts like that, no one believes that

they're actually real. I guess you can get butt implantment, sirs butt implantment. I think you can. Buttocks implantment. But why would you want a bigger butt? Why would you want those? Most women don't want big butts. Some women are really into it. Like big butts.

Some guys are really into it also. Yeah, I guess so. Okay, Germantine Seuss, a TV show that revealed that her parents were swingers. I've ebombed. What? Yeah. So the couple forgot to pixelate the couple's faces. They guess they were supposed to pixelate it. Yeah. The family

to the company to corporate damages, but the case was thrown out due to their underage job or having a test device, something that the judge felt would be inappropriate. He did make the company pay for their legal fees. That would be more defying, right? If you're a young kid and you see that you go to school the next day and all your friends, like, your parents are just wingers. Oh yeah. I wouldn't like that. Now that wouldn't be cool, because people wouldn't understand it

at a young age like that. Exactly. Okay, this email I got, we're gonna go move in emails. Okay. Okay, dumbest sex in the news, emails. Thanks everyone for emailing me at feedback. It's sexwithemily.com. We love hearing from you.

And this email made me so happy. I got it this weekend. Okay, dear Emily, just want to say thanks. I had a baby in October and was doing my exercises. She's talking about her cagal exercises, just about daily while nursing my daughter. And my six feet appointment, the doc told me that my muscles were really lax,

and then I needed to exercise them. I couldn't run on the treadmill. Sometimes it hurt to work walk long distances, and I thought my stuff was falling out, like her vaginal stuff. It even hurt to do the deed. I felt incomplete and broken. After three weeks and a few days into level four, I have an app called Kegelcamp, which helps women and men do their Kegel exercises.

After three weeks and a few days into level four, I've noticed a difference. I can jump, bounce around with my daughter, I can walk without discomfort, and I'm almost back to normal. It wasn't that I wasn't doing the exercises. It wasn't that I was doing the exercises incorrectly, as much as I wasn't doing them as often, and I wasn't thinking about what I was doing. The app allows me to zone out and watch the screen go from red to blue, and I don't have to count or think, just do. Thanks. It's very cool for me. You people are loving that app, man. I know.

And then you always leave out the best part. Your voice guides them through. My voice guides you through the app. And so I'll just tell you real quickly what the K-Glactarize is or for. They're for men and women. And it's the, it's, it helps men. So if you're listening and you have premature ejaculation, you have a hard time staying hard, they're truly exercises that like if you

didn't email me and you went to your doctor today, he would tell you to do cagal exercises. And women, if you can have longer, stronger orgasms, and my app helps you do the exercises. And you can do them anywhere and take, take you five minutes a day and change your sex life. So, Kaggle Camp is the app in the iTunes store. Download it. Download it now. Okay, dear Emily, with all your movies you have seen in the adult or semi-porn area, what is the best one that has stripping and or lamp, lap dance scenes?

I want my wife to see them so she can practice. This is from Kevin, he's a premium friends with benefits member. Did anything come to your mind? No, or maybe showgirl. Showgirls is on my list. Oh, really? Yeah, that was the first one that I thought of too. The movie showgirls is one of the only movies

don't have a full nude lap dance in the movie. Elizabeth Berkeley gives a man a full nude lap dance of working as an entertainer. So that's one of them. There's one called Strip Tees with Demi Moore. Do you remember that one? She plays a stripper, came out like in the 90s, I think. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Honey with Jessica Alblitz. So you just pick which celebrity

you're hot. Not a watch honey. Oh, okay. It's a bad one. But that's what they say. Domino Kieran Knightley gives an amazing lap dance with many people. And then players club. Players club. You know what? Yeah. The movie the players club takes Players club, it's funny. The movie The Players Club takes place in a strip club in the beautiful Lisa Ray among others get naked a few times. Death Proof. The Laft Dance Dumb by Vanessa Furlito in the movie Death Proof is the best dare that was ever carried out by one of the great lips.

I wonder which lips he's talking about. The Laft Dance in the movie is carried out because it's a dare. And it's cheese and it's, she's a amateur lap dance that looks pro. Then there's lap dancing. There's a movie called lap dancing with a playboy model in it. And then zombie strippers.

These are the ones that I found is the best. The zombie, oh, zombie strippers. I know that one. And then from dark, from dusk till dawn, Selma Hayek. Yeah. Have you seen that? Yeah. And then seen that? Yeah. And then Sin City with Jessica Alba again, Jessica Alba makes, is she makes two of these.

She makes two of the top 10. I'm here. I'm here. So I found a list of the top 10 best, so that's players club death-proof, domino, honey, lap dancing, showgirls, zombie strippers, striptease from dusk till dawn and Sin City. There's one porno that I want to see. What? It's pirates.

Oh. It's the porno that has the highest budget in history of it had a million dollar budget or something like that. Really? I wonder if it's on my fire TV porn box. I wonder if it's any good. I don't know. I don't know.

But he was asking, like, and I don't know, like, which porn. It's hard to find it in porn, but I think that these movies might even be more and so. And there also are instructional videos that you can buy that teach you how to give a laugh dance. Oh, do you know what? You could, you should check Mr. Skin dot com. Mr. Skin probably. Oh, yeah, Mr. Skin. Do you know he's a, he's a, he's a friend of mine. And he, I really like what this, because he'll be on the show. I know his wife forever really in Chicago How come you never tell me that we never talked about but mr. Skin He's like, you know world renowned because he what does he do? He highlights all the sex scenes and movies like oh if you fast forward to this this time

You'll see boobs or something like that. I have actually I've never been to the website But it was brought up in a movie. Yeah, what was it? Damn, we're her boyfriend. Oh, with Catherine Hagle. Yeah, what is it? Knocked up. Yeah. Knocked up. He that's what he does. He pretends he's Mr. Skin and starts that, you're right. That's so funny. Anyway, Mr. Skate, we can get him on the show. Let's move into our topic. What do you got from it? It's my favorite topic. One of them. I got them a lot of favorites, but it's grooming because this comes up a lot. People don't. It's not on my balls, not on your balls. You trimmed. Yeah. Do you have your cut yourself? Yes, but not badly. Okay. Let's just talk about you.

What are you trim with? Actually, she's a shaver actual shavers? Yeah, and you've caught your balls? Yeah, it A Catches a little bit of skin. What nothing terrible? Ouch is better than that effing Keybacks the key wax you made me get it was terrible because the hair didn't grow back right it was all Crazy all over the place. Yeah, that happens, but oh It was all crazy all the way to the place. Yeah, that happens. But, oh, thanks for doing that after.

Oh, thanks for doing that after. Well, there is lotions that you can use to get away with bumps. Didn't she give you a lotion? Yeah, didn't. So here's a story. If five years, we should find this show and repost it. No hole. About five years ago, Madison and I were doing a live show

on a radio station. And I was doing show and grooming. And I had this woman come to town, woman come in the studio. And she's actually a friend of mine. I got my first Brazilian bikini wax from her probably about you know 10, 15 years ago. It was the first time and she was like renowned in San Francisco for giving these like amazing bikini waxes but she also man-scaped for men and I was like I asked her and I said why try to think of her name right now, just skate her and I said, why, I'm trying to think of her name right now, just skate me. I said, why the hell do women have to go through

all this pain? Like, why do we have to do it? And she says, honey, if you want to sell the house, you got to mow the lawn. And I thought that was the funniest thing. I'm like, you got to come on the show. So anyway, we had her come to the studio and we had her wax menace to see if he could handle the pain. I could handle the pain, but just the way it grew back was terrible. We have a video of it, too, that we're going to post, but you can't tell that it's you. Because you wouldn't let me at the time. But I still have the footage.

I could bribe you with it. Could you? I could. So anyway, as you know, this is controversy. I mean, it's changed over the years. And I just, you know, also, I want to know what your views are on that. Like, what do you prefer? So email me feedback at secrotele.com.

I think it's infinitely interesting. So female grouping, just a little bit history. It's public shaving originated in ancient Egypt in Greece when prostitutes had to shave for hygienic reasons as a clear sign of their profession. So you'd know who was in the biz if they had no hair down there. So anyone who has seen 70s porn knows that the standard has certainly changed over the years. But then in the 1980s and the spread of small bikinis, a thick bush was not off-putting. These days in the world of pornography, shave doesn't name the game.

So would you say the most important that you don't watch? Oh, yeah. But it is all shaving. Or then you know the landing strip. It seems that these days there are more men that prefer no hair than the bush. You don't want the bush, but some men like a little bit of hair. I have never met a bush guy. Right.

Oh man, I love me some hairy bush. I know, maybe older men. It has not happened. I don't know, I've never been with a man like that either. But it can be painful for women to do because you get ingrown hairs. And also for the some of the negative, it makes you feel like a little girl. But it's like, why do men want to see women like 11 year olds? If you're seeing being with a 30 year old. That's not what it is. It's. What is it then? It's it's it's it's visual though. It's a visual thing. Well, if you want

a guy to go down on you, he doesn't want to butcher hair up in his mouth. But if it's a landing strip, you're not going to get that hair in your mouth. I mean, the landing strip's okay. But, you know, if you guys some, this, where wolf down there, like, that's not attractive. I guess this is something you should talk about with your partner. What they prefer, what they don't prefer. Because women, you might be with the guy who's like, I don't care. If I have a girl that, me on that, that's definitely not the goal of the day. That's the last time you're with her.

Yeah, that's the last time we're going to have a relationship. Right, so it's easier to perform oral sacs without all the hair on the way. That's one of the benefits. You could probably just be making neat and trim and tidy and it's easier to perform oral sacs as well. Some alternatives to being completely shaved, these are what women do if they don't get completely shaved. They do the landing strip, which is landing strip with the shaving all the pubic hair except the one stripped down the center.

There's the triangle A.K.A. Dorito shaving all but a triangle of hair with the tip pointing downwards. Okay. Both those are the same for you. Yes. Okay. And then there's also what do they call it the Hitler mustache? Oh yeah, but I don't know what it's called though. They call it the Hitler mustache

They do I think so but women do the little thing and uh, you but no I don't know any women that do that. Yeah, you might as well just get it off right if you're gonna do that You might as well just trim it. It's easier. Okay, so for men These are some do's and don'ts we've got some do's and don'ts for men So do trim your heart armpit hair. What do you think about that? These are some do's and don'ts. We've got some do's and don'ts for men. So do trim your armpit hair. What do you think about that? These are some recommendations. Yeah.

Do you want to trim your armpit hair? No, I'm not really that hairy. I'm not a hairy guy. But if you're super hairy, you might want to. Gruming chest hair. I think this is controversial. I think some women really prefer. I like, I don't mind if a guy has a hairy chest at all.

But some girls are really into it. I think my interns, one of them was like, I want no hair, no, no where. Finning out, you can fin it out, and some women like no hair. So I think that's kind of like in the gay community, maybe two. Seems like more gay men and no skin. No hair?

No hair. There's that whole bare community that love hairy guys. Right, that's true. Big burly hairy guy. That's true. That don't wear the odorant, which is kind of gross. Right, they all go to my gym. So I spend every morning on the stair,

I'm gonna show them. Oh, you work out at a bear den? Yeah, I do. I work out at a bear den. I work out at the gaze place. It's literally the place that I work out. I always say it's a gaze place in the world because it's in the Castro district of San Francisco,

which is like a gay macaw. And it's the golds gym in the Castro. So when you say it's a gaze place on earth, the gym, I think one of them, one of them, okay? You can argue me if you can find a place. Even your neighborhood's kinda gay. My neighborhood's kinda gay. I was hanging out with some gay guys

in your neighborhood at the time of the night. In Newy Valley? Yeah. I didn't realize I was in Newy Valley until I left. Because you were wasted. Yeah. That's great.

Sorry I missed you. So you can go Brazilian or bear everywhere. It's a man's zillion. The only man you should ever consider going completely hairless or competitive bikers or swimmers. If it's not done for the purpose or increased speed, it's kind of weird. Men who shave their legs and shave everything, like no hair.

Oh, I know some guys like that. That's weird They just don't like being hairy. Yeah, I like it. I'm like really shaved I don't know what to see it like it's not hot either like the think of it shaving, you know Do get rid of shoulder and back hair? Yeah, but how do you know? Someone's got someone's got to tell you that it's been called a back pussy. Have you ever heard that? I had a friend you called it that. He's like, I'm getting rid of my back pussy.

You can get lasered. Some girls are like kind of a little bit hairy on their lower back and they don't even know it. Yeah, you should tell them. Like, hey, bye. Maybe you should tweet on or something. Hey ladies, look in the mirror, you might have a hairy lower back.

Right, exactly. Most women agree that hair on your back or shoulders is unsightly at best. Do your favorite, do yourself a favorite and get rid of all the hair back there. So you can easily, if you're a man who does have back hair and you don't want to do, and you obviously can't shave it, you can go into any of those nail salons,

they have waxers who can go in, you can wax it, it takes 10 bucks, 10 minutes, and you can get rid of all of it. Or you can do laser, which is expensive. Laser hair removal, it's permanent. You never have to worry about it again, but it's totally worth it. For the longest time, I would see these old men

that would have hair growing out of a mole, like a really, really long hair. Their wife died, right? Never tell them. I think how do they not know? No, that's where I was thinking to him, like how do you not see that long ass piece of hair hang out in the mold bad I say and apparently what I've heard now

That in some cultures it's good luck And I'm like I'm sorry. I don't care. I've kind of heard that before too that it's sort of a cultural thing Yeah, and if I I don't care if I had the longest hair coming out my mole It's getting ripped out. Yeah, I'll just talk to you. There's a way. That makes me squeamish and not one eat lunch. It's funny because you talk to them and some of them, some of the guys are like dressed

like perfectly normal. You think some, some are like, they would have that or kind of bummy. But they're men in like business suits and I'm like, do not see that long ass piece of hair hanging out of your face. Good. That is out. Yeah, that's gross. So yeah, rip it out.

Rip out the mole hair. I think that goes without saying. But okay, so just keep it trimmed down there. So here's some pubic hair cells for men. I feel hairy, right? Oh, you just, I thought I had something on my face. You do feel hairy? Are you making you want to go shave? Yes, you do. So there's the cock, cock. The what? The cock, cock. It's a landing strip for men. Oh, you just I thought I'd say my face, you do feel hairy? You want to go shave? So there's the cock, cock. The what? The cock, cock. It's a landing strip

for men. Shave all the hair except it for a thick strip down the center. Okay. There's the flame hawk shaved all hair except a strip using gel to form spikes. Okay. Don't do this guys. The boss hog shaving only a small strip down the middle and leaving hair on each side. Please just don't do anything like this. These are some styles that are out there. Just trim. Chimmy, if you're uncomfortable. I'm going to break it.

I'm going to break it. So this is what Cosmo magazine, and I thought we could have some fun with this, they say what your man's bush says about him. They've got some, they've got some things. So if he's totally untamed, they say guys you don't trim their pubic hair falls into two camps. The first is the alpha male who thinks maintenance be on shaving his face is gay. A guy who's or a guy who's traditional and chervorous but don't expect much from experimentation

and bad beyond the missionary position. So they're saying if the guy's on tame, he's not going bad or he's homophobic, I guess. I think my ball my ball hair is too toned like it's light on the under. Oh, like underside of the Tessie Satchel, but on the top. Could take a picture. Can I see? Yeah, I'm gonna be like, why is it blonde down here

and then dirty blonde on the top? I have no idea. I don't know. Is it really? We blonde as a kid? Yeah, it was really blonde as a kid. And then I have a red beard. I don't know what's going on with the- Do you have a red, you got two teeth? It I have a red beard. I don't know what's going on with that.

Do you have a red, you guys, do you people? It's like a ginger beard. I don't understand. Wow. Yeah, I don't know my name. My pubic hair is like all different colors. That's so cute. Maybe I was exposed to radiation when I was a little.

That could be it. Okay, so then there's the enhanced, okay, okay. So totally entangued as we're says, if they are tidy up, they say Cosmos says, if totally entangling, as it says, if they are tidied up, they say, Cosmo says, if you're in the market for a relationship, you've hit the jackpot with this man. This guy is a type who calls when he says he will, he knows what's expected of him and will be attentive

without being over the top sensitive. So, I guess go with the tidy that man, what do you think? What do you think? I don't know, I think, you know, I honestly, I don't even pay that much attention. Like, I guess it's easier to perform all sex than a guy who trims. Like, because of that one maddie guy I was with

who's all madded down hair, I didn't want to go down there to be honest. But I think most guys do trim, but I don't know, I prefer a little trimming, but I actually don't care that much. It's not as big a deal to me as it is to men, I think, around women. I don't go totally bald, but. No, I don't. I don't want a much. It's not as big a deal to me as it is to men, I think around women. I don't go totally bald, but no.

It's a little bit. I don't want a guy's totally bald. Okay, so then there's the enhanced package. A guy who shaves his testicles and the base of a chef and not the hair around them, maybe trying to make himself look bigger. Isn't that what you do? You don't know what you said you do.

What? Did you say you shave so you look bigger? Which is a good idea. No, I said if you shave, you look bigger. Right. You won. No, right. Okay.

A guy who said, yeah, okay, which suggests he's insecure. It says that it's just that he's insecure. If he shaves his testicles on the base of his shaft, he could be a high maintenance boyfriend who needs praise, but his self consciousness can be benefit you in bed. Because he's always aiming to better his technique. I don't know. I think this is kind of stupid, but I just thought it'd be funny.

And then there's completely bear. A man who's waxed or shaved so that he's hairless down there has a wild side and he likely watches a lot of porn. So that's what your hair says. And then real quickly, I'm sad I would mention this is anal bleaching. Yeah. All right. Explain to me how anal bleaching works.

It just makes your butt hairs blonde, right? Yeah, or just do your butt, not even your whole, okay. So using an acid lotion on your freshly wax until it's no hair. So you wax your anus, which actually when a woman gets, let me just explain this to you. And the woman's name in this area just goes Marilyn Yeager, J-A-E-G-G-E-R. If you want to go to her to get your manzillian. Okay, so basically you wax your anus, which actually doesn't hurt. That's what happens if the to get your manzillian. Okay, so basically you wax your anus, which actually doesn't hurt.

That's what happens if the Brazilian or a manzillian. So you use an acid lotion on your freshly waxed anus to lighten the coloration of your sphincter. The treatment at a spa generally costs $100, $200 and takes about 20 minutes. The spot thing is you elotion or a gel to apply it home for up to eight weeks. A lot of this comes from porn, a lot of gay men do this, and a lot of women do this because

in porn it's like pink and pretty, but I guess as you get older it gets more discolored. A similar treatment is now being offered for vulva lightning, which is a bleaching at the opening of the vagina, because some women's have different color vulvas. Why is this happening? People start getting it done when they're because porn stars as Brazilian waxes grew in popularity more and more women began noticing that their anuses were darker than the rest of their skin. By the way this is totally common and normal. So I don't understand unless you're having like tons of anal sex and your guy set up, but just think

this is stupid. It's all about porn. Porns become more ubiquitous and women became more exposed to images of bleached buttholes and it's all about porn. Porns become more ubiquitous and women became more exposed to images of bleached buttolls, and it's also because anal sex is on the rise. Women are so concerned about how they look from behind. But the problem is, if it's not performed right, which it probably won't be, and I would just steer clear of this, you get burning, irritation, and even scarring.

You get the risk of getting herpes if the spa is in clean, or bacterial infection. Yeah, it's way for the home kit. It's not permanent, the darker pigmentation will always come back, and there's a chance of total depigmentation where it would be totally white. Okay. So it would be completely white.

So that's why the anal bleaching, if you're concerned. A lot of people are into it, and then there's the jasling. This is for the vagina. This is toysepar, we're off anal bleaching where women put rhinestones in their public area, pubic area, and then men, they do p-jasling. That's what I got for you on grooming. You can do a p-jasler. You can.

It all comes down to, you gotta, you gotta maintenance. You can't just let it roam free. Yeah, exactly. Do a little something and also talk to your partner. She might not care. He might not care, but it's something worth discussing with your partner. And with yourself, whatever makes you feel good, if you, I think, let me just say, don't do anything that you don't feel comfortable with and don't learn from porn because porn

should not be the place where you, the dictates how you feel and what you want to do. I think that you should just do what makes you feel comfortable. Talk to your partner and trim. the dictates how you feel and what you want to do. I think that you should just do what makes you feel comfortable. Talk to your partner and trim. Okay, everyone. Thanks so much for listening to Sex with Emily. It was a good for you. Email me.

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