Sex With Emily - SWE: Breast Orgasm

Episode Date: June 4, 2013

It's time to play with breasts like a grown up (motor-boating being an often fun exception). Emily breaks down the do's and don'ts of playing with the breasts. Don't twist her nipples, slap her breasts, or jiggle them, unless that's what she wants. Why does this matter? If you do touch them the right way she could have a breast orgasm.Emily also analyzes emotionally detached men and gives advice to a virgin in need of some loving. Emily talks about how to get out of your shell and start meeting potential mates. If you're interested in breast orgasms and want to change your love life, check out my sponsors: Crazy Girl, Masque, and Good Vibrations. Use coupon code Emily25 at checkout for 25% off your purchase at Crazy Girl. Use coupon code GVEmily20 at checkout for 20% off purchases of $100 or more at Good Vibrations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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And I said the same thing thing like I'll figure it out I won't I can't remember things that you tell me during the show to do after the show She got like email me later my assistant was laughing because she could tell that I sounded annoyed that you didn't know They didn't know what's international that if it was international. I didn't know what you do get annoyed Yeah, menace is assistant is here. We were just Trashing men is rip it on me for like well, you're such you're so ripe for it menace because I just think that you have the issue. I think you have like deep seated issues with women and I think yeah, no I do.

I don't know what I'm going to do. You see the issues with things that are recurring. No, no, it's this way that you talk about women like they are all going to steal my wallet or I'm afraid they're going to like time you up and leave me and they just want to get you purses. No, but you're joking but you always have the same. I'm just saying I fight like time you up and they mean they just want you to purses now, but You're joking, but you always have the same it's the same I'm just saying That's all I'm saying that there's 95% of the women are just a wallet

There's a good 5% out there that you guys can date you just gotta find them. Yeah, right, man So we feel the same way about men. Not that they're gonna steal our wallets though or that no I don't think you can say 95% of women like that because he did this is so that's so That's so great that you just said that, because now we really know how it's true that you believe it. Oh, God. It's just a good song for a second.

I'm not really like that. Sure, but that's a come here. Do I, do I best women? It's very impatient. What? You have no tolerance for certain stuff. And you say, I like saying things only once. And once I have to repeat myself, you're kind of done done you're dead to me.

You're dead to me exactly you're dead to me. Am I really that mean to you Vanessa? No not to me but like I just observe this behavior in this tolerance for collars if they don't know your your your formula to a good phone call onto the next. Next thank you for calling goodbye or you get to know it. Yeah and if he does it you know describes a task and someone comes back and does it wrong he'll say okay I'm gonna tell you this please you know make sure I don't have to repeat myself and if you mess up again I'm probably going to review you one you say that's a people

no that is how he asks actually he's pissed off our guests what a really guess show with a dog here and not so good dogs and you like sorry they can't be on the show. I'm like, there are guests, they're being on the show. No, I'm just kidding. He's like, tell her to leave. First off. I mean, that's not the answer.

The last one, the dog didn't know. First off, my entire radio career, I've never had somebody show up with a dog. Okay, that just kind of threw me off. And then dogs aren't supposed to be here. And then, so she said, well, I can't be here if the dog can't be here if the if the dog can't be here and then so i see a and then i go alright see later

right now but i know back to your deep-seated issues around women i don't have to see that i do i think that you've unresolved issues okay so i'm on my mom we says and i know this is true in a lot of like literature that look how man treat his mother and that's how he's gonna treat you and i think you have been bivalent feeling a stranger mother is that i had to treat any micro friends like crap right anything like that. How do you treat your mom? What does some talk to her? Yeah, exactly why not? Why not because she's always giving me crap about something every time I call exactly women or nags

That's how you think women are women are annoying the nags. You want to shut the f up. That's how you feel? No, yeah, that's true It's exactly for your mother. It's a mirror minus. Yes. No. Anyway, it's okay. You'll work it through. You're young. I mean just because eventually you'll be in a healthy relationship. Just because we have issues. It's true. For the women listening or the guise listening, it is how you are. It is your primary relationship with a female. And I think that until you work out the issues with your mom, you're still going to be. I mean, I'm seeing a girlfriend I ever had always wanted to get back with me because I'm an asshole. Yeah, I don't know

No, because you are Because you're never available so that's those with their own issues. There's nothing to do with you It's the fact that you're the dude that's not available and women want to be with the guy that's unavailable No way. Yeah, you're not available. You're busy. You're working No, I I treat I treat the the women that I am with with respect that That they should be with with respect that That they should be treated with right that's it, but I'm just saying I don't take any shit That's the problem see that's where you go well if a girl cheats on you, you know Then you maybe you'll work it out and see what they're like no, I'm not gonna take that

Yeah, I understand that that's a hypothetical. I understand that is a woman cheats on you. She's out the door Or she writes you an email with this bellinger. She's fired Definitely not for me. I know I know I'm kidding, but but I'm saying if if I treat a woman very well I expected to be treated the same way and if she's gonna start giving me some crap I'm not gonna take that. I'm sorry. Don't take that crime. I don't take that crap for women. You shouldn't How's your love life? How's it going? It's all right. I guess I have How's your love life? How's it going? It's all right, I guess Yeah Do you think a lot of people? Yeah, but why are you not you're not see this is why I feel like there's something you're not

Like you have a lot of women that are coming out right now. I just don't care. I don't care You're not into a much. It's just so much issues with really, you know, no, I don't know There's because they're painting the F and S man. Oh really? Oh, okay. Okay. That's how you feel about women Yeah, they are interesting. Okay, let's talk about today's show now that we analyze madness So though could that could be the whole show? Oh my god. Let's turn around and analyze you go ahead No, because I do it all I know you analyze me all the time what that I really want to be in a polyamorous relationship and There's nothing wrong with that right, okay, there's nothing wrong with something is so true But you can say that

Topics on today show we reading your emails that you sent to feedback at sex with Emily calm and I have to Oh my god, I'm not rolling my eyes by the way. No, roll your eyes at me because I don't know where the hell I put them. It's cool. I know, but I don't know. How was your day yesterday? My day was awesome yesterday. What did you do?

I ran with my dog. I finally took my dog for a run and it was really good. And we did stuff like that. So you just ran around the... You just ran around town. Did you meet any guys with dogs? Oh my god, I met you. Yes, I've met a ton of guys because of my dog.

It's awesome. Are they stopping you to check out your dog for an excuse to talk to you? Yeah, there was a really hot guy today that I was like, and I was ran this morning too, and I was running and he gave me this look and then he checked out my dog to see if I had a wimpy dog or a cool dog, and I think I have a cool dog.

You liked my dog. Yeah, your dog was very cute. Yeah, and so he was like, oh cool, cute girl, cute dog. And we had this little moment and he was like, I like your dog. And I'm like, thanks. For some reason, I think a girl with a dog would be in a relationship. I don't know why. I get that kind of feeling.

A girl with a dog would be in a relationship? Yeah, that she would currently have a boyfriend. Oh, oh, because she's thinking of nesting and she's thinking, it's true that a lot of couples start out getting a dog before they get married. Because you don't find too many singles that have animals. I don't think so. Everything, every person I can think of, most of them. With cats, single women with cats. Single women with cats?

There's a lot of those that's why I didn't get a cat. Don't want to be that girl. Don't want to be that girl with cat. Don't be the cat woman. Don't want to be a crazy cat woman. Like my sister Vanessa. Get a cat don't want to be that girl don't want to be that girl with cat woman don't want to be crazy cat Oh, like my Vanessa you crazy cat woman, but she's so cute. She has a ton of cats But her boyfriend hates a cat, right? No, he loves it. Okay. Well speaking of which let me tell you This is what just happened on the way over here, so I have to just kind of get it off my chest. Okay I was walking over my bed. I'm kind of irritated when he walked in not because of me not of you yet But no, I don't think you're slamming stuff and I was walking up. You seem kind of irritated when you walked in not because of me. Not of you yet, but of no

I don't think you're slamming stuff and Upset yeah, I could tell when you're not in a good Oh, that's so perceptive of you. Yeah, you're sweet. No, I'm good I like to egg you on because it makes it better show. I know I'm not in a bad mood. My friend just called me She texted me and she said I'll call him Michael or. Her boyfriend, she said, Michael, just spoke up with me. I am devastated. So of course, as a check, I have to call her, walking on my okay wood. She's my friend in LA.

It's my own show. Right now we could call her. She would totally talk, but it's sort of this whole, like, convoluted obscure story. But basically, what he did, they've been together for a month. They run a serious relationship and he called her and he's like, he's like a business guy and he runs a big company and he was like, she said, they had an amazing weekend together last weekend and everything was fine. And he called her and said in his boardroom voice, he was running a meeting.

He's like, well, yeah, the last 48 hours, I've done some serious thinking about our relationship but just not working for me. So I think we're just going to have to end this and not be together anymore. Thanks, gotta go. Bye. It was like, I'm phone. And he this and not be together anymore. Thanks, got to go. Bye. It was like, I'm phone. I was like, done and done. After four months.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I don't think the phone break up. But he like want, he's like, I wanted more. Okay. She has a baby, a year old baby, but he's got three older kids or two kids. And she's two dogs that are kind of yappy. And the yappy dogs were upsetting his children.

So he's like, I think you should put your dogs in a kennel for the weekend. And she's like, I'm not putting my dogs in a kennel. She's got two. So there was like dogs and kids and issues and whatever, but still just to be like, oh, I thought about it. You know, those men can just turn on that. I don't think that you get like this. You're not that kind of dude,

but there are those dudes who can just kind of like, I am emotionally attached right now from the entire situation. And I'm just going to tell you what I think and this relationship. So she's devastated and she's, that's why I'm going to see her in that way this weekend because she lives in LA. Yeah, that's a...

A Tarsh, but... But, but, but, in a way... What you said is like, look, because, well, how old, how older is this kid? Maybe like, there's three and six and her kid's like one. Okay. Oh, yeah, it's, then that doesn't make sense. I was going to say it's like, if they're really older, he's like, I already been through all this stuff. Yeah. I was gonna say, if they're really older, he's like, I already been through all this stuff.

I don't wanna go through. No, right, I thought all that too, but it was more like he wanted her to be able to be available when she's like, I got a kid, I gotta stay home. So, I mean, there's a lot of it, you know, you have a kid, it's not easy to date. Yeah. And I think it's fine if you realize

that they're not right together after four months. Like, better four months than eight months. Like, why waste another few months, you know? But it's just harsh, like, breakups just hurt. Yeah. Not that I'd know. Got dumped. Got's just harsh like breakups just hurt. Yeah, I know got dumped Got dumped. She's like got dumped. Yeah, get sucks getting dumped. I think I don't know I need to get dumped I need to get dumped. I think it'd be good for me. I've said that but I never get there. I never with a month

She's putting it up on her Facebook status that she's single and she's ready to mingle and she's gonna go party with you this weekend Yeah, she's like we're going out Saturday night. We are. I get to LA. I was leaving Saturday morning if you want to come with a dog in my car. Saturday morning now? Yeah because I got invited to this really cool. You're gonna laugh. No not an orgy but I am going to an orgy but that's a separate thing. This is it. My friends having a dinner at his restaurant. It's like wine tasting thing and there's like wines from all over the world like the best wines that have won all these Awards and we're gonna drink wine bar. So I'm staying Friday night right?

I don't want to drive late at night anyway to LA. It's something that lots of meetings and you go on Saturday Yeah, when are you coming back though Tuesday? Oh, yeah, you can't be gone. I got because I'm gonna be on playware radio And I'm gonna be on the Heidi and Frank show on Monday Yeah, fellow nox people exactly run the show right Exactly the show show the run. I know it will be good. What are you gonna do? What are you doing what happened to you in the last 24 hours last 24 hours? No, when's it's on a busy No, when's this? I'm a busy. When's is your busy?

I do four radio shows on one day. I don't oh my god. Yeah, so this is I'm on the side. So why didn't you seem stressed when you walked in? Because when I walked in just life, man, just enjoy it. It's cool, man. Just chill. Man, we could be doing so many other things right now. You know, we walk by all the people that are doing construction and I know such like guys. Yeah, Todd outside, man. Todd and I'm so many. Yeah, they outside, man. And there's so many men doing construction sometimes. Yeah, they're in freaking factories and they're working. And I got to give it up to them. And if I'm miserable about what I'm doing,

then I'm an asshole. You know? Right, exactly. No, you're right. We get to like talk to people. And right now, we're talking about sex. It's pretty awesome. OK, so today's show.

Let me take some of the topics. I did find my notes. They're menace, which would make you very upset if they were, um, I wasn't in the right place. I have to move them. Okay. Some of the topics include strap-ons, performance anxiety, body image, and comparing your current partner to your ex. Those are some topics in the emails, and our sex topic today is breasts. They're not just for your viewing pleasure. Today we'll be talking about to actually

touch them. Nope, we're going to talk about touching them today. And you know, women, the second most common way for women to have an orgasm is through her breasts. Really? But you didn't know that. I did. No, you didn't. Have you been with a woman who had orgasms

through her breasts? Yes. I think those women are awesome. Yes. I want to. I wish I could use women. I want them to teach me. Oh, I did.

I tried to call my friend to be on the show who always says orgasms through her breasts, but I know she's a really busy day, so she couldn't be on the show who always has orgasms through a breast But I know she's a really busy day so she couldn't be on the show a week We could just try and see if she answered now right now when we get to that part Okay, people are gonna have to wait for that so tell me about the orgasm through your breasts I would really like for you. I'm like could you just yeah, she's a really private person to start Oh, she's in dope, but all I know is that like oftentimes she a guy just touched a breast I mean not like instant but for a while

Oh, I'm really interesting question and maybe people can answer this if this happened to them if that happens to them email us feedback Sexitomy.com and if they had breast implants afterwards and they can still do it because the girl that I dated She did had breast implants at the time and then that happens to her. She would totally get a brow. I can't believe it. A woman like, right. And then she, can we call her? She had breast implants. No, she has like some super overprotective boyfriend now and now she's not even.

He wouldn't want her talking to her ex-bother orgasm nipples. Like she said, her orgasmic nipples. Change her number and like, really? Why'd you stalk her? Yeah, you had a bunch of girls with fake boobs that you dated We have a we have a call coming in That's amazing you want to take it. Yeah, let's take it. How about that? All right. Let's let's try it out See how goes

Hello, hello Hello, can you hear us can you hear us? Hi, you're on sex with Emily Yes, follow. This is William. How are you? Good. How are you? Listen through your phone.

Not through the computer. Okay. I'm fine. Listen through your phone. Not your computer. Okay. I'm not in my computer at the moment. I'll go get some.

Okay. Cool. How are you? I'm doing okay. How are you? Good. So how can we? What's going on? You have a question? Well, I guess I was over about the email I sent doing okay. How are you? Good. So how can we, what's going on? You have a question? Well, I guess it was about the email I sent last week. Okay. I guess I was unsure of what to do.

Okay, let's talk about it. What was your email about? What was your email? What was your email about? about. This was, I guess, a thing for you to speak, starting out. Are you the Virgin? Yes. Right. It's the Virgin. William. William, right?

It's okay. I know it's hard to say. When I was when you were saying that, I'm like, he's not going to want to admit it. He's starting out. So he's a virgin. So William doesn't know. Okay. So let's recap William. So you are a super smart guy. Like, so William doesn't know. Okay, so let's recap William.

So you are a super smart guy. Like you graduated from school early. Like you're really like ahead of your game, right? In many ways. Right. Except for sexually, have you ever fooled around with a woman before? Um, maybe like twice, I guess. Okay.

And how was that? It was okay, you know, but that was like, you know, after I guess. Okay. And how was that? It was okay, you know, but that was like, you know, that's my school. Right, right. And now you're how old are you? I'm 19. You're 19, but you just graduated from college, right? I will be in May of the upcoming after this academic year finishes. I will be graduating in May. Right.

So how's your daily routine like, like how many women do you come across in a day? Well, basically I wake up at about six o'clock in the morning, I leave to go to work and I come home at about 5.30 and that's about it. I look at other opponents that I have to attend to. Will you have the day? I can be ready to talk to how many I come across. Yeah. Like do you talk to women, basically what we're trying to say is that you need to... I know that your question was, and if I can just remember this correctly, is like, should you just go out and find any girl and sleep

with her? And I just, I wouldn't advise that. I would say just get more comfortable around women, like, do you think that you have, like, an inherent discomfort around women? Are you more comfortable with your women friends, female friends? How are you just around the whole female population? I think I'm okay with the friends and I guess we'll see them. We'll know that. Right.

So I think you just have to get your confidence up and just be more comfortable talking to women and approaching women and then just like asking them out. It just has to be like a muscle that you've not exercised and you have to start exercising it. And you have to just start even talking to the woman who gives you coffee in the morning or that cute girl in class that you have never really talked to, just go up to her and say, hi, I mean these are the little things. I think we don't want to tell you to just go jump in the sack with someone. I think you have to practice those skills of being comfortable and then it will happen

more naturally. Wait, if I know if I'm exercising, that bus will be appropriate way. Also, you can't be going home at 5.30 every day. Yeah, you should be taking some classes or doing something go to the gym. Not the gym, okay. You should go to, you know, you can meet chicks at the grocery store. You can meet chicks at the grocery store. I'm going to do to the grocery store before. Like, I've had guys ask me out in all different places, you know?

And. With. Really? Yeah. Oh my god. Grocery store, like getting coffee. I say it all the time. I met one of my favorite ex girlfriends at the laundry mat.

At the laundry mat. Do your laundry. You have to start looking at it. It's like you know what they say when you're looking for a job, you should always tell everyone you know that you're looking for a job and like no matter whatever Every opportunity you have you should you know and I feel like it's the same with dating like you should tell everyone You know like I'm looking to be set up or maybe you should date online How are you you're probably a good writer like you're probably the you know smart you could probably do a nice profile and

Start meeting some women that way if it's not working for you the other way have you ever thought about dating online? and start meeting some women that way. If it's not working for you the other way, have you ever thought about dating online? Well, that's actually how I first started. There were two other things when I was in high school earlier. Okay. So, perfect. You keep doing that. I like to see how those two things get started. So, why do you not want to do it again? I don't know. I got creaked out once and it just...

Right. But now it's changed. It sounds like you did it for years ago. I mean, where do you live? What about Earth? I live in the Gettysburg Pennsylvania. Okay. I would say you should date online again. I think this would be a good thing for you.

It sounds like you have a lot going on. You're graduating early. You know, you have a lot in your life that's happening. So I think if you just commit, I know you got creeped out. You had a bad experience. But that doesn't mean that all dating online is going to be like that. So I think first you just like commit, I know you got creeped out, you had a bad experience, but that doesn't mean that all dating online is going to be like that. So I think first you should just start dating women again and then we should talk. So when you do that, when you go to your profile, find a good website, there's a bunch of them

out there. Okay. I think that's how I know when it's too soon or not too soon. To sleep with them? I'm sorry? You mean how will I know, How will you know when it's too soon to sleep with them or not? I think you'll start to get the feeling from her. They say that a lot of people, what was our study that came out? People usually see together on the third day, third or fourth date. If she's grabbing on your weiner, you're good to go. I'm just saying. If she's touched your penis or something,

or you've touched your breasts, you're probably pretty good like to go, but don't, you know, don't force it. I would say after a few dates, let's get the dates first, and then we'll talk once you get the dates, and we can talk about the situation, because it won't be the first time.

You can call us after the first date, and let our second date, and let us know what happened, and then we can help you along there. You need to take this, you need to, because I think you're looking at this whole, for this is the last name and say, you're looking at this whole virginity thing is like, oh my god, it's going to be, you've made it into this huge thing, that it's like your virginity. But I'm just trying to break it down in smaller parts for you that you just need to meet more women and you need to get more practice out there. And it's not about just having sex because that will happen. So it's a little later than some people are whatever. I mean, it doesn't matter. It's not not even that much later. What is the average like 17 or something that people have sex? Yeah. So you're okay, dude. I don't

think there's any problem here. I just think that you need to get more experience and then you'll know what to do. And where a rubber dude and practice putting it on because you know, even me sometimes, you know, when I'm not paying attention, you put it on backwards right? Yes, condoms are good practice with your condoms. That's a great one. It's your first time You might even you won't have extra condoms on you You mess up your first time in medicine you put a condom because I had my autistic friend go to the liquor store for me and buy it and he bought He bought un lubricated condoms and I didn't check the packaging Well, you buy wouldn't even know what that meant then. Yeah, and I was screwed. Or not. So don't buy. I'm not screwed. And also, you know, I say this and I've been bringing up on the show lately and I

know it's a dumbest thing coming from me because I don't like this kind of stuff. If there is like improv classes in your area, just take one. It will totally build your confidence. I ended up having to take one in college and it totally built my confidence to be a public and talk to people yeah that's a great idea I've done that too I think improv classes are awesome they totally break down all of your inhibitions around you can probably take one for like 30 bucks yeah all right okay good luck we'll keep talking keep us in K keep us posted. Yeah. Go down line. Okay. Thanks. Bye, William. No, thank you. He'd like he'd like saying okay a lot. Yeah. Okay. So he's a virgin.

He doesn't want to do. And I think you know, you can't make it a whole thing. You gotta you gotta break it down. Break it down. All right. Okay. Let's get into some what how we doing here. We're good. We're going into some sex in the news. Yeah, lesbian couple believe this or not, in San Francisco, when I first heard this, I was like, where did this happen? I can't believe it happened. Happened in San Francisco. Lesbian couple got kicked out of a Gertrude Stein exhibit

for holding hands in San Francisco. But sadly homophobia exists everywhere. So Gertrude Stein is a famous gay writer actually and lesbian couple found out the highway so they were kicked out of the San Francisco's Jewish Museum for holding hands while strolling through the Gertrude Stein exhibit this is according to the San Francisco Chronicle they were holding hands and the guard told them they couldn't hold hands in the museum so I don't know if it's a homophobic thing or but I'm

sure you not a lot of hold hands in a museum like I've never heard that is being a rule I can't imagine a sample to spill that the guard is it like Jewish thing? No I don't think so I thought it because I would know yeah Yeah and is it is for an exhibit for a gay writer a gay writer exactly huh they said they're not leaving exactly right down the street for us. Yeah it's a beautiful museum and they said they were not leaving and they want to talk to someone in the authority right now and they said the security guard will be reprimanded I'm sure that they weren't being super loud and they're holding hands and then blamed on that I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know but I doubt that the Jewish museum in San Francisco and the Gertrude Chinatown exhibit was

being homophobic but it was in the chronicles so I thought I'd report it people love twisting stuff people love twisting all the things you say make it crazy I know okay so the next is the gay Archie character, which I didn't even know exists. You know, Archie Comics. There's now a gay Archie comic character and he's getting married. I used to love Archies when I was little. Did you, I didn't even know they still were around. Yeah, I don't.

Did you like Archies? I don't know why I like Archie. No, Archies don't want to date you, but why? Because Archie's not on my time. Oh, really? Yeah. So I'm my time. No, it wasn't. Archie's came out in the 1900s. I had my like, but I have a great grandfather. It wasn't popular when I was going up either. It was the old one. Like a grandfather. No, I'm really like like, no, I swear to God, my

my grandfather gave me like his collection that he had and they were all from like 1906 and like 1920s and 1930s the early Archies. That's cool. So anyway, he's getting married. They get the gay Archie. Dude, I felt old today. It's never fame.

I don't know. When Vanessa didn't know who John Denver was. Love John Denver. I love John Denver. It's so sad that you don't know John Denver is. No, it's okay, but I'm not going to make fun of you because that would just be like menace and she needs a lot to love. Yeah. Yeah, I've at least heard of Archie though. Right. Yeah, but I don't think Archie's ever been popular like except for like he's underground. I yeah, like Archie's never like kids are really in the 50s. Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah, but I got into them for some reason because I got him give. I got thousands of the 50s. No, I wasn't I wasn't alive, but I got a ton of them given to me and I was obsessed

I don't know why for like a year. Okay, so he's getting married and he's gay. Okay, most in chorus is introducing anime a new beer for women There's a new beer for women. It's called anime anime a and I am ee Which is interesting because anime I'm trying to remember this from psychology in college is something it has to do with um it's Chinese animation no but anime but but it's also means it's about your female side young would say young Carl Young would say that your anime I'm going to say this wrong but it's like your female side for a man it's a female earth it's anyone's female side being present in a certain situation so like in a dream your anime side was like your female side for a man. It's a female, it's anyone's female side being present in a certain situation. So like in a dream, your anime side was like your female side. Everyone's got a female

side in the male side. Anyway, that's what it means. So there's a female friendly bear called in the UK this fall, hoping to swallow the ranks of British beer drinking women. It's gonna be so good. But contrast only 25% of Americans women drink bear. But in the UK, they all drink bear. Yeah. I don't think that's true for at least the area that we live in currently. You think a lot of chick's drink beer here? So many chick's drinks. I don't know. None of my friends drink beer.

They did in the Midwest growing up. Like we all drink beer, but I don't feel like I think all my friends, obviously, you know what they drink. Why? Wine or vodka? Or tequila? Let me guess. A vodka, a vodka soda.

Maybe. What else is there? There's so many good drinks out there. Oh my God. And you promised me in Margarita. Didn't get a Margarita. I told you I could do it tonight, but you're busy tonight. I said I would make you a Margarita tonight and you're busy.

Excuse me for being so busy that you're so busy. I can't. I couldn't do it the other night. You four radio shows of one day on Wednesdays. Yeah, but I thought you'd order to be there for one of them. You didn't know what I said. I got to put it together though. What else?

Yeah, I'm saying. See you guys always plan on these porn pizza parties on the stuff. One day I can't go. Because you can't go any day of the week except for Friday or Saturday. Is that the main night that people get together? Yeah, that's JV night. JV night. Yeah.

Okay, what are you doing? Thursday nights are the best nights go out. I'm not in college. That's when college people go out yeah i don't know no the weekends are late Saturday nights you and and it was plan in my own so no l.a. but an l.a.b.a. we're gonna go out and have fun

okay one more birth control is cheaper than babies thanks to the obama administration sponsored government panels new recommendations free contraceptives for women in all health insurance plans that are putting out there right now. So they're hoping to, there's a recommendation by Obama to make birth control, female birth control free, which is like, currently, last time I took it, which I don't take anymore, but it was like 35 bucks a month.

And it can be, it depends on your insurance, it can be $10 a month, but still, that they're gonna pay for it, that's awesome, because they're cheaper, it is true, than getting pregnant. Because a lot of women say that's a barrier to entry. The reason why I'm not having set the reason why I got pregnant is because I couldn't afford birth control. It's definitely and then you know, there's a lot of babies that they have to give up for adoption and then we're going to have to pay for many ways. Exactly. So that's what they're

saying. That's a good idea. That is a good idea. So that's where I got for sex in the news. How about that? I Enjoy it. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. I What it seems like something in your mind now. No, I was just thinking of anything that I knew in sex in the news and I The J-Lo stuff. I was just talking about it this morning. What happened? What new stuff? They're saying how why they broke up and The rumors are that you know that he was very controlling and crazy. And so it's funny because before that news story came out the day before I was talking with people because you know working the industry that...

Toad, you know. I was talking about it. No people and no people in No J-Lo and they said that he was just... They called him gangster where he was just like his attitude is like Bitch you need to shut up and get in the car right now like that's how he would talk to his little supposedly right Gain sir, no, what do you say look like scolator? Oh, he looks like scolator. Yeah, he looks like him He does it's scolator like amazing. Yeah, but then he said that he would like he would be at American Idol every day

Want to be on the show and all kinds of stuff. Oh, he just seems kind of weasley. But he is one of the, I know you never heard of him before. I didn't know that he was a big guest. I didn't know that he was a big singer. Vanessa that fits his best. You don't know who Jack, you don't know who John DeVoire is and I didn't know that he was D.

I didn't know he sang. Yeah, he is. I didn't know he sang. Right, I didn't know he was like famous. Yeah, he can sell out like you two arenas, like huge arenas. Wow. Yeah. He's big.

Justin work. It's hard getting two strong personalities, like two celebrities staying together for a long time. This is challenging. I think I think it's, I don't know. Yeah, it's tough match, tough match, together. We've tried to make it. Both are about your egos.

You're both like trying to be famous. You're both like, it's a tough entertainment, as we we both know is a very difficult industry to be in yeah, and Keep track of what I've said about celebrity women. What about them? Once they start getting oh here we go the a list the a list are they dump all the dudes they dump their dudes The saying people you can follow that on TMZ, but maybe he dumped her or maybe he dumped her The he dumped her. Yeah, I doubt it You think she dumped him. Yeah, but we don't think I don't know she's at a wedding right now and Russia making a million dollars for singing I always heard that in Ukraine. She's making a million dollars for going to a billionaires wedding. Yeah, that's awesome

I want to make a million dollars just to go sing some bad songs. Do you think you like her music? Yeah, she makes it. That's okay. I don't love it. I was just going to say something. Oh, I'm going to counter your thing that you think that all women, when they get powerful. I said this yesterday, I'm going to say it again

that I think that men are threatened by women's power oftentimes. And so if you're dating a woman who's getting more and more famous, let's say, or it's getting more and more successful, more than she's surpassing you, that men feel like their penis is shrinking, literally, probably, like they feel like they're getting less of a man, because their females is serving them. I don't doubt that at all. So it's not because the woman, but no, but what you say is that the woman gets so successful. No, no, I'm just trying counterpoint, counterpoint. Women get super successful, and they dump their guys

because they're so cool, but it's like their guys are like being wimpy pussies because they can't handle it. A woman is more successful than that. I'm sure that happens sometimes. Yes. Okay, so we're gonna, later we're gonna get into breasts, not just for your viewing pleasure. We're talking about how to actually touch them,

but first we have to talk about the results of our latest poll on the sex with Emily website. Okay. What piece of lingerie do you find the sexiest? Here we go. 11% said garter belt. I guess the garter belt's going out, huh? 13% said bra. 16% said 90. 22% said stockings. And the winner, the most people find sexy 38% said panties. What? No way.

We had a discussion in the office earlier because you knew we have a little many focus groups with the interns that guys really don't pay attention. We've talked about this in the show. That guys don't enough, I was just happy they agreed with me. I love when people agree with me because I know that I'm right. You'd love it.

Oh, because I'm right. I didn't even try to make them agree with me, but it was like, one of my interns, like, why don't guys ever pay attention to your lingerie? You don't care. You don't care. You don't care. We matched our panties and our bra. We took some time out to like, and you're just like peeling it all off together.

And we just want you for a moment to look at our beauty and be like wow you look a hot and that matching thing that you had to pull the underwear out to find the broad and match the underwear and then you took a minute to do that I appreciate that. Did you? I appreciate that and I'm not going to rip your clothes off right away. So is that what you want to submit to this statement? Yes. I'm very angry about it.

I want meant to pay attention to my lingerie whatever I'm wearing. What about if I find your lingerie hideous? It's not hideous It's not hideous No, what lingerie is hideous? I'm I'm cute The lazy stuff that stuff is hideous man. I'm not wearing like garters and things I can't even figure out to get the garters on I've tried I've tried to do it No, it's not women so do that sometimes with the thing but they do the the thigh-high stock things or whatever. And I told you, I like the boy short stuff. That's cute.

Boy short's so cute. And I like the cotton. But do you, but you like it? I like the shiny, lacy crap. That's terrible. Yeah, but do you, how do you either weigh pay attention to them? You like, oh, that's cute. I'm just, I, I don't mention it, but I, I like all that looks hot. Yeah my head. Yeah, you just stayed out loud as part of a 10 compliments a day plan. What? Tell her that her underwear looks hot, okay? 10 compliments a day.

Yes. Everyone emailed back and said you were high on that one. They said, they said, maybe two at most. Great, at least I'm getting my point across. Two is better than none, which in your brain, you compliment women in your brain, and you don't tell them how hot they are, you need to do that. Sorry I was on my phone because I wanted to pull up something for you.

I'll show you a very hot picture of me and a little cooness, and she's in panties. Now this is hot, and I would tell her that she was hot. I'll bet you would if you ever gotten back with me and a cooness. This is like a hypothetical. I hope you tell her she's hot. You wouldn't get back with her unless you did. Look at this. You can show it on the camera.

Maybe it'll come up She's a pain. I know some panties. They're satinie and shiny. How do you wouldn't like them? You're wrong. Yeah, but see the counteract Yeah, it's because it's too bright in here. Okay, you can pull it back anyways people all I'll send you the photos. You can post it on the screen. She's hot and but they're shiny They are shiny, but see, she's wearing... You just said, he's only shiny. I know, but she's wearing a shirt that's not shiny that kind of counteracts it, so that's fine. Look at you.

OK. Yeah, great. You would have sex with me looking at this in those underwear. I think I might have sex. OK, and then this is our new poll. What's your favorite pre-sex activity? Taking a bath or shower, dinner and a drink, watching TV or watching porn.

What's your favorite pre-sex activity? I know you were listening. Taking a bath or shower, dinner and a drink, watching TV or watching porn. You can skip dinner, you can just have a drink. Right. You'd rather, this is your favorite one. You'd rather have dinner. Skip the dinner. I need a moment to cut out the food part. But you're not going to buy the drink. Right. You'd rather, this is your favorite one. So you'd rather dinner or skip the dinner. I need a moment to cut out the food part. But you're not going to buy the drink. No, maybe if it's someone you're sleeping with, you would. I told you, if the woman comes with me to any event that I'm paying for everything, that's fine. But if I'm going out to a bar, buy myself, I'm not buying random shakes in the bar drinks. Except for you did buy me a drink, which is

awesome. But we're friends, it's different. No, I only bought you a F and Drake because you said you were gonna buy me another one. Which you never have. I was gonna make you margaritas tonight. Lying. Dude, I have a holy recipe of making you margaritas. And I have a blender.

I can make them all blendery. And I have ice. You find out when I'm not available and then that's when you invite me to. I'm so. Okay, okay, let's go see me males. Okay. Okay, hey Emily, I hope you had a great weekend.

I did have a great weekend. I've been looking at sex toys again and I found these interesting on Adam and Eve. So he's been looking at strap-ons. This is from Tom in Sydney, Australia. He's a premium friends with benefits member and he likes the Menagetwa DP strap on. He'd want to be the giver in this one. The inked glass probe, he talks about anal play a lot. Anal play is an art after all.

Titan men tools anal rough riders. Wait, so he wants to give it, he wants to... These are all the ones he likes on Adam and Eve. He wants to strap on to penetrate him. Well, I think he'd like to be penetrated, yes. It seems like he's very interested in these things. So he's just on AdamMovie.com, DeSan, which ones he'd like to be penetrated.

Yeah, exactly, exactly. So the unique, so the strap on for him is like, okay, so, okay, hold on, I'm headed to that. So yeah, anyway, he was talking, AdamMovie.com, can I just say that you can buy any anal toys or any strap on toys or anything you want at meneve.com. If you use coupon code mle, check out. You get 50% of most items.

Oh, that's cool. How about that item I asked you guys to look into for me yesterday? What? You want an item right this down? Oh, here's us being famous in Spain. Okay, that's cool. I asked to see if they had the fairbone perfume because I wanted to try it out. I wrote it down and our intern yesterday said yesterday said I didn't mention stitcher at all

on our podcast and I did in the first five minutes. Okay, so I'm just saying Stitcher's behind my head. Everyone do you see stitcher? Stitcher? Stitcher is an app that you can download for free on your smartphone and you can listen to the podcast Exactly. It's so easy to do when you become a friend's benefits member or any Any you can listen to the sample podcast that we do on Stitcher because today my friend was driving Sacramento and she called me and she's like how is it that I can listen to your show and I'm like Downloads Stitcher right now and she did and she was like listening to the show with him five minutes. She's so happy. It's so I love it. It's really easy. So okay thanks, Tubbs. So he's yeah I'm really excited. I'm an even he likes the anal toys, which is awesome. It's cool I love it. It's really easy. Um, so okay, thanks, Tubb. So he's yeah, like said,

I'm an even he likes the anal toys, which is awesome. We have your friend that would probably do it. She wanted to penetrate a guy. I know. I know my son. You gotta keep up. You gotta keep up with her. Make sure to see. She actually she she came to the States and she's from Australia and she came to States and bought this pink strap on so she could inally stimulate a man, which is very common that women do that and that men like that. I wonder if a gay man would let a woman penetrate him with a strap on.

I wonder. You want to call a gay guy? No one. Yeah. Right now. I'll call him. Yeah. I'll let him know.

We'll ask him. I love that men is just like whips out his friends. Okay. Okay. Emily, love the show And now I finally need your help. After years of randomly looking up with women and being selfish in relationships, I took some time off. I was tired of hollow relationships and wanted something more.

I stayed away from women for about a year and now have finally found a person. The problem is now that when we're intimate, I'm having issues performing. I don't know if I'm nervous, have been away too long, or the year off of porn and masturbating has messed me up. I don't know what to do, and I don't want to mess up

a great girl that I've wanted for years, from Jeff. Wow, he took a year off of sex and masturbation. And masturbation? Yeah, how did he do that? I do not know. I do not. He's scarring me now with the Dalai Lama or something. I know, it's really impressive.

I mean, I took, I took my six months off from having sex, but I was still masturbating. So that's, do you remember last year? Yeah. I do not I'm not the dolly loma or something. It's really impressive. I mean I took I took the my six months off from having sex But I was still masturbating. So that's do you remember last year? Yeah, yeah, what I you're having your little Manatorium. How did that ever go for you? Because you were on that Manatorium and then suddenly you were dating some guy. So I don't know really I know and he was the worst guy ever remember We don't have to get into that but I'm just saying like how did it get

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It was a good experience for me. It was a good experience for me. It was a good experience for me. It was a good experience for me. It was a good experience for. And I always had guys in my life. I was always like dating someone or had a boyfriend. And I was like, I just want without no man, no penis, nothing. Like just, just be with myself. And it was great. It was a great experience. And then I got into a shitty relationship.

But besides that, it was a good experience. Because you realize all the time you spend thinking about relationships and thinking about that. And it's like when you don't have that, you can fill your mind with other things and you don't obsess about a relationship. Okay, so here's his help. So I think that he might be having issues. I think that any time that you have sexual concerns

or he says he's having issues, that I think that you just slowly should start. I'm not sure what issues you're having performing. I'm not sure if you're having issues if you're prematurely ejaculating or if you are not getting hard or what the issues are. So it's kind of hard to say, but I don't think that I want to know

if you had this issue before ever. If you never had this issue before, then I would say that you just need to get some more practice in that way you can stop this issue from perpetuating is definitely you really are concerned about it. You think a lot about it and you really think that you have a problem that kind of can self-perpetuate it, because a lot of sexual issues have to do with our brain

and our mind, and we get nervous, we get anxious about it, and we think it's gonna happen over and over and so I would just like, chill, it's okay, it sounds like maybe it's happened once or twice, and I think you're gonna get back to your rhythm again. So I'd think that, yeah, that maybe not having master weight, not having sex, you would might be a little premature right now. And I think you'll get back into your rhythm again.

I wouldn't worry about it. Okay. Emily, just discovered your podcast a few days ago while I was searching for sex podcasts, so I could improve my body image and confidence. The past few years, I've been having a really painful emotional battle in my mind getting a labial plastic between getting a labial plastic or just leaving my body the way it is. Labia means that she would get her labia cut her labia trimmed up.

I'm 23, never had children, I've never had a large number of sex partners, but I have had a larger than average interlady on my whole life. I had a boyfriend in the past break up with me and tell me the rest of the high school about my beef curtains. That is sad. Laughing. But I'm not laughing at her. I just think that sucks.

I'm above average attractiveness in other ways, but I'm so incredibly sensitive to letting any boy touch or perform oralamy. When I last did a few boyfriends of beg to let me perform oral, have beg to let them perform oralamy, but I'm terrified and horrified at the thought. To the point of fighting back tears when they try it. It breaks my heart when I see the look of their faces of rejection. I'm not sure what to do. D from Philadelphia.

Well, we talked about this before on the show and there's guys out there that love it. Yeah, there's guys that are way into it. Guys that wouldn't even be like concerned or anything. So I think that you are having, I wouldn't, but I don't know. I don't think it's actually up to people that you're with that I think is totally your choice of what makes you feel confident because women, not they do all kinds of things to your body

to know jobs, boob jobs, everything that they wanna do because it's about them. It's not about other people. So I would say, I'm not against like plastic surgery or any of that stuff, like I totally get if it makes you feel better but I would say that you had a bad experience in high school and a lot of times we get stunted sexually in high school like think bad things happen high school or earlier than that or middle school and something bad happens to you then you get made fun of because

your penis is too small or your penis is weird or not circumcised if you're someone like you know like or you get tees on the playground because you're fat. I got tees on the playground like for being fat. I was chubby kid. Why? We are not. I was. I went through chubby phase.

Is that why there's no food in your house? No, I don't have food issues. I just was like went through a chubby phase. I don't know. Just never been food in my house. But the point is I would think that that she's 23, like, this thing happened to her years ago and it left these really bad scars. And now there's boyfriends that are begging to perform oral sex in her and I'm sure they've had sex with her so they've seen her.

Some guys look at the vagina like when they're having sex like see so I would say that this isn't this this it sounds more like it's yeah for what the guys are thinking and I would say you're young you're 23 years old and you'll find someone who loves you and your labia and I wouldn't worry about it. I wouldn't rush into surgery right now. Now if you are having pain or you're having some other concerns, you know, I would, you know, that would be a problem. But right now, because you had this one bad experience, I would just, I would just be confident about me. Like, look at my labia. Suck that. All right. Suck my labia, baby. That's what I'd say. Emily and Menace, love the show, cupe the great work. With all the risk of getting STD today, how have you managed not to contract an STD? How do we know that Menace hasn't?

Do you ask your partner beforehand? Is ridiculous. Do you do ask your partner beforehand? Do you do a strip search? Do you take a chance? What recommendations do you have if any? Anthony. What kind of question is that?

Everybody has sex. I think they're implying that we're huge horrors Why by saying how do you not contract an STD like what that's so weird, right? I don't know I guess we talk about oh because we talked about the fact that we didn't have STDs It's calling you it's calling you it's basically calling you a horror. I'm used to it. I know Okay, so one in five Americans have general herpes. Did you know that? Yeah, at least 80% of those with herpes

are unaware they have it. So one in five have it, but 80% of those people are not aware that they have it. So you have to always use protection. Like you have to always use condoms and I'm so, we're doing a condom show in a few weeks because we're so tired of like, men who are like,

out you're hurt, so I can't wait or I don't have one or like men are just such pussy about it. They can be a second time called men pussy today. I don't usually do that. I'm feeling you're right. Such a man heater. I'm such a man lover. God. So use condoms. The number is higher for women. One out of four women of herpes. That maybe due to the fact that male to female transition is more efficient

than male than female to male transition. Did you know that? So it's easier for women to get herpes and men. So I would just say, Anthony, you've got to always, you've got to be religious about using condoms. Even if she's on the pill, then you have to ask your partner if they've been tested. I mean, you have to believe them. Hopefully you're with someone that you really trust when you stop using condoms because

of course you can, she's on the pill. You can safely, you can, you know, have sex without condoms, but I would just again wait to see if she's been tested, you've been tested. It's very important. Another way to avoid a STDs is find out where your partner, if you're in America, find out if your partner went to UC Santa Barbara or not. And if they went to UC Santa Barbara, do not have sex with them. Because one of, one out of every three people has an STD there. I don't believe that. So do not do it. Avoid anybody that went

there. But we're in California so we have more risk of that. Do you know? Do you know? Two or just checks as you just say. It just it's just anyone with there. Yeah. You Santa Barbara. Avoid it. Good to know. Um, okay. you hear the that? No, I was a pretty big. 100% guarantee you'll get a STD. Oh my God, that's bad. We can't do that to a whole entire university. Okay, let's get in some breast facts. I know.

Can we talk about the fact they were big in Spain? Yeah, okay, yeah, you brought that up quick. Three times, no, but no, no, no, no, that we're in Spain, that they listened to, we're like number seven on the Spain podcast. So we never get emails from Spain, though. We get emails from all over the world, but not a lot from Spain. Really? No. We don't. So it's interesting that they love it in Spain.

That's really cool. I wanted to share that. Why are you laughing? Nothing. Somebody said something really bad about Spain. And I can't really share it on the show. Okay. Good idea. We don't want to offend our Spanish fans. Yes. Okay, so here's some quick facts about breasts Manus, how do you feel about breasts? I know you've had a lot of women with yeah And you have some reason you've dated a lot of women fake breasts. No, I dated women that after you broke up with them They got boob fake booze. What was the story?

No, the story is that I What was the story? Um, no, the story is that I dated women. I love the story. I don't remember it, but I know that I won't get it. No, I know one of the best places surgeons in Northern California. Great. And they find the salad and they say they really want to get a boob job. And like three girls you've dated have got a boob job too.

Two. And one was after I broke up with them years after I broke up with them and they go, hey, can you give me a contact with them? I want to get this done. And then one was while I was dating her But I'd never encouraged them to get it done or anything like no I don't care But if that's something that they want to do for themselves. That's fine with me right and your thing is like all Yeah, you're probably like super like I really would love you

You know how my attitude is I don't care But you asked me yesterday if I what kind of boobs I prefer and I said, remember I said, uh, proportional, proportional, yeah. So if they're proportional to the body, but when I choose a really small girl and had huge, huge boobs, but she's still really small, but big boobs, you win like that. I honestly, I don't really care. I'm not going to date somebody because it's because they're the size of their boobs. You know, right? Okay, so here's some facts about breasts. Titties, cans, whatever you want to come. Some women love to be touching their breasts and others don't. Okay. So some women actually, as we were saying earlier,

it's the second most common way for women to orgasm is to, is through their breasts. And I have a friend that I wanted to her to be on the show today. Maybe she'll do another day talk about the fact that she is orgasm through a rest. So find out their sense to be levels by asking or trying a few of the tips that we share here today. So you got to ask first, like, and don't like, I think guys, like, typically like to, like, to do like things to rest that just aren't good. Like they like to like to really squeeze on and we don't return. Like just start like everything's

actually start slow and start soft. We're about nipple play. Nipple plays awesome. But to some women like it, but it can be too rough. Sometimes, but you have to test it out. So don't ever start with the hard stuff. Start start softly and slowly. What's your thoughts on a motorboating? I don't know what that is. Oh, you don't know start with the hard stuff. Start softly and slowly. What's your thoughts on motorboating?

I don't know what that is. Oh, I do know what that is. I do know what that is. What are my thoughts on it? Yeah, motorboating. But yes, I don't know. Why not? Who does that though?

You've been asking a lot for some reason about the titty effing for some reason. Right, we're gonna get into that too. We've got a lot here to get into. Okay, do you have any more questions? No, I wanna get through this and then my buddy said, it's okay to call him about that once. Well, we're not gonna get through that.

I mean, okay. We did not, let's call. Okay, so any surgery on the breast can result in the breast and our nipple being overly sensitive or not sensitive enough. Some women might lose nipple sensation after surgery. I cannot believe that the girl that you dated that could orgasm through her breasts took

that risk and got fake boobs. We don't know that she can or can orgasm. I can talk to her sister, maybe her sister. There's a myth that bigger her cup size, the more sensitive she is. That's a myth. That is a total myth. So women with small breasts, large breasts, medium breasts, they're all sensitive. Have you heard that before?

No, I think they would be less sensitive because there's so much there. So, statistically, the left breast is bigger on most women. And it seems so in a study, researchers found that 29% of women had experienced a breast orgasm at one time or another. So you can have them like at once or twice and not all the time. So it's still possible. If you have never had, you could try just play the nipples and do the rest. I did have a girlfriend that had a left breast. That was it was slightly bigger than it's more common. Yeah. Then you know that every woman has like I think one bigger than the other. And she had big moves and she wanted a boob drop too. What's the big? I don't know about us who with these women that you dating because there is a certain

type of woman, I think, that gets boob jobs. I don't know what that type is. You're going to be going to the horse? Nope, not at all. No, are you going to go on a horse? I don't actually know. I actually don't know.

I'm speaking more statistically speaking, like that there was a study done and even though that women who got boob jobs and women who didn't, we probably find some similarities. And I literally don't know what they are. You don't know. Nope, I don't. I don't think it has to do with horse at all. No, I'm not saying that. OK. But they're. You don't know? Nope. I don't.

I don't think it has to do with whores at all. No, I'm not saying that. Okay. But they're most likely to go down on you. No, I don't know. I actually don't know. Maybe they're women that are really like not, that they were kind of prudes and thought that having large breasts would make them more sexually

ventrous. I really don't know the answer to the question. So, turn on. Breasts are closely connected to the primary libinal zone, it's like the libido libinal zone. So, breast plays a great way to get us started. Men require visual simulation, apart from Gen and Tally, a breast are women's most well-defined physical feature.

So, once he sees us perky breasts, his switches turn on. 78% of women and 39% of men said that once a rouse, nipple and her breast simulation can further increase their arousal. So, don't be afraid. Also, women, a lot of women touch 39% of men said that once a rouse, nipple and her breast stimulation can further increase their arousal. So don't be afraid. Also, women, a lot of women touch their breasts during sex because it makes them feel better. I've got a ton of stuff here. So but if you're friends waiting for us to call, we've got like a few minutes.

And then we can get back on the breast tomorrow. We can finish it up. We could get back on the breast tomorrow. People love breasts. Maybe people can email us feedback at sexwelllamy.com and say what they like people to do to their breasts. That's the kind of what we've been talking your friend about We're talking about if he would be willing to be penetrated by a girl with a strap on this is a quick question Okay, I'll navigate people to whatever we'll do more breasts tomorrow

I guess no, I really want to hear from the people what they like like Oh, do they want I mean there's not too many options of stuff that you can do the breasts Yeah, there are like too many options of stuff that you can do the breast. Yeah, there are Like using your hands using your mouth use a tip of your tongue to circle around the darkest part of the nipple Also, nor is the ariola let your tongue glide over nipples very lately. What yeah, I just I want to know what the people What are listeners? What do the people like? What's it the female? Speed back at such an enemy that come that's some survey is your friend gonna be cool and you gonna be like Maybe cool. I don't think he'd want to go into pan-traum.

I say no. We'll say like generally, let's say, is he bisexual or gay? He's gay. You know I got cool friends. You got gay friends, you got black friends. My friends are so eclectic. I got autistic friends that buy me condoms.

All kinds of stuff. Hello? Hello? Jose. Is another home. Yes. Different Jose. It's a different Jose. hilarious. What's up, dude? Hey, we had a question here, the emailer said that he wants to be penetrated with a strap on. So a strap on has to be done by female. Now, do you think anybody in the gay community will let a female penetrate them even though they're gay? You know what? I think that a person would have to be really desperate to do it.

Desperate. Because they're not attracted to women so the whole thing wouldn't be high, Emily. How are you? So the whole thing would be... No. Go ahead. Because I know I wouldn't want to do that. You wouldn't want to do that. There's no way. There's no way you would catch me doing that. To a woman. You wouldn't be fun. Say it again. I said,

uh, it wouldn't be fun. It wouldn't be fun. No, you wouldn't be turned on, right? You wouldn't be your rouse. You wouldn't be, because you're not attracted to women, right? Of course, no you wouldn't be turned on right you wouldn't be your house you wouldn't be could you not attract a twin right but of course not yet it's not my thing okay got it that's what i thought i say i say you let men's do it

oh no i don't think that men is would like it lot of men you as you know you're you but a lot of men do like anal simulations straight men gay men whatever men should try it don't you think man is don't not get to try it exactly exactly it was a bad time to call thank you so much okay no problem via say a good day you know how your friends name Jose yeah no not all my friends okay he was a two people we call this week.

Her name Jose. Okay, but I would love to get him on the show and talk about gay sex because it would be hilarious. We have someone on the show. He was on the iPhone so he's kind of cutting out. That's okay, but we have someone on the show Tuesday who actually wrote a book about called X Gay No Way, like about his experience. People try to change him from being gay. He's going to be on the show Tuesday.

He's really serious. He's totally not serious. Okay, he's like a gay. He went to go to my school and he's got to be following people. Because gay men are hilarious and they have, oh, he's super hilarious. I love to have a hilarious guy on here. I think he's funny. Okay. Yeah. We might have trouble, but. Okay. So, breasts don't, here's some quicks don'ts. Don't use your nails on a breast. Don't twist her nipples. Don't slap her boobs. Don't treat her breasts, don't twist her nipples, don't slap her boobs, don't treat her breasts like toys or use rough biting, okay? Don't do any of those things.

So undressing her, if I haven't made this clear, slowly, slowly, take off her top, linger a few moments, add some kissing then on the class per raw. But do it slowly. Alright. Everything, slower, slower, okay? Don't talk to her breasts Talk about them gently comment on the size shape softness. I love the way your breasts feel against my chest Your breasts are the perfect size and shape. This is part of the compliment section. I love to touch them

Complimenting you had to go that in start with soft touching before you're gonna just squeezing your nibble place So start softly. Cradle, kiss or brush up against her breasts. Beating together and soaping up each other's breasts and chit, you know, men always do. They always wanna do the, I remember Sarah Silverman had this in one of her stand-up or team, she was like, why is it when you get in the shower

with a guy, they wanna like, such up your breasts like they're like, head lights. Head lights. Why is that fun? Why is that, you know, but that is a nice thing to do. Feels good. Now what a man wants to come to completion on your breasts,

does that show appreciation? Do you find that? Sure. Yeah, I think it's hot. They think it's hot. They're celebrating. Do you feel as that to be a compliment? I don't know if I put it in the compliment,

not a compliment category, but yeah, I forgot. Yeah, no problem. All right. It's not like- So you're not offended by it? I'm not offended by a man coming in a breast. No, I said one of the options. Like if you are not using, well, if you guess if you're using

connomer or not, you can still think of connobleops and connomering. So I think a lot of guys find it hard to come on the breasts. Yeah, it's like fireworks. It's like a celebration at the end It is yeah, but yeah, so that's awesome. That is a People love that stuff good. We only have 30 seconds left Oh, it's so sad. Oh my god. Okay

Tomorrow we can recap some more. Yeah, but please like people E-mails feedback at seksomey.com It's not a true. I know we want to hear about your boobs. We like you like putting food on it like chocolate syrup We're talking about chocolate syrup and and and whip cream Actually, that's part of my tips that you should put whipped cream and chocolate on because you can't Just one thing about food and sex you have to really careful putting sugary things down like on a vagina for a woman It can get like really bad infections, but you can play with food on the breast No problem like like whipped cream and chocolate and peanut butter.

I would like like make like a whore. You can make like a whore. You can make like a whore. You can make like a whore. Pizza slice maybe. Just like, you know, because it's like a landing strip, you can sit on there and I can eat it. You want to eat a piece of pizza off her breast?

Yeah. Great. Pizza, whatever. Sounds fun man. It's a good time. I like the blue light. What they do in Porto is pour champagne on it and stuff. Yeah, you can do that.

Do you like champagne? Do you like champagne? I love champagne So when you love to lap champagne off a woman's breasts. I would love that like a rap video. That'd be oh my god It'll be a dream control. I know man. I see I Works banding your horizons. It would be awesome. Okay everyone We got to go. That's all we got time for. Thanks so much stuff would get get such people commenting yesterday on my Facebook on how good the show is. Really? I didn't feel like it was.

I didn't think so either. But people seem to really enjoy it. What happened yesterday? I don't know, but we seem to be moving through stuff that we're running out, which is really good. It's really good. Everything is going so well. We're trying really hard to give you guys a good show every single day.

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