Sex With Emily - SWE: Breast Play

Episode Date: July 20, 2011

Emily and Menace's assistant dissect his attitude towards women. It’s not looking pretty. Emotionally detached men, dating with kids, the best ways to meet women, how to undress a woman, and how to avoid STI's. A virgin calls into the show to ask Emily advice. Also, the do's and don'ts of breat play including but no limited to 'motor-boating.' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Look into his eyes They're the eyes of a man Alps best by sex Eyes that mark our sacred institutions Betrubized they call them in a bygone way Hey, Evelyn, you got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken

He thinks you're kind of cute The girls got a hair stand, it's so nice The women know about shrinkage Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean like laundry? It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean like laundry? It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me?

Oh my god, I'm so, so, so, so. Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. For more information about sex with Emily, go to sexwithemily.com. You can check out all of our podcasts, our videos, take our poll, get advice about every single sex issue, sex problem, sex concern that you have, you will find on sexwithemlee.com.

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15 cents a day for 15 cents a day. All your sex issues. And I know you have them because you email me about them and you call me about them. You can call us right now. Our number. That's the new thing. That's the new thing.

You can call us right now. And I'll tell you what our number is. Do we have it up there? Okay, I got it yesterday. It's on sexwiththemly.com, the main part of the question. Yeah, go to sexthemly.com. It's a 415-9927392, and you can call us with your sex question. Did you guys figure out if it was international or not? No.

It's on the list. Can we figure out if it's international or not? I think it is. Because I was playing that part yesterday when I was asking. And I said the same thing, like I'll figure it out. I can't remember things that you tell me during the show to do after the show. And you got to like, email me later. And my assistant was laughing because she could tell that I sounded annoyed.

That you didn't know. That you didn't know what? It's international? That if it was international or not. I didn't know. well you do get annoyed. Yeah, menis is assistant is here. We were just trashing menis. You just rip it on me for like,

Well you're such, you're so ripe for it menis because I just think that you have the issue. I think you have like deep seated issues with women. And I think, yeah, no I do. See the issues with things, sir. No, no, it's this way that you talk about women like they are all going to steal my wallet or I'm afraid they're going to like time you up and me and they just want to get you

purses. No, but you're joking, but you always have the same. It's the same. I'm just saying 95% of the women are like that. That's all I'm saying. 95% of the women are just a wallet. There's a good 5% out there that you guys can date. You just got to find them.

Yeah, right, man. So we feel the same way about men. Not that they're going to steal our wallets though or that no i don't think you can say 95% of women like that but see that this is so that's so that's so great that you just said that because now we really know how you feel like it's true that you believe it oh god it's on for a second do i do i best one is very impatient what you have no tolerance for certain stuff and you say i like saying things only once and

Once I have to repeat myself. You're kind of done done. You're dead to me You're dead to me exactly. You're dead to me. Am I really that mean to you Vanessa? No, not to me But like I just observe this behavior in this tolerance for callers if they don't know your Your your formula to a good phone call on to the next next thank you for calling goodbye or Annoying yeah, and if he does it You know describes a task and someone comes it back and does it wrong? He'll say okay. I'm gonna tell you this Please you know make sure I don't have to repeat myself and if you mess up again, I'm probably going to review new one You say that's a people

No, that is how he asks. He says he's pissed off our guests. What are we to guess show up with a dog here? And they're not such as if dogs, and he was like, sorry, they can't be on the show. I'm like, there are guests, they're being on the show. No, we don't. He's like, tell her to leave. First off.

I don't know if the last one of the dogs didn't know. First off, my entire radio career, I've never had some of the show up with a dog. Okay, that just kind of threw me off. And then dogs aren't supposed to be here. And then so she said, well, I can't be here if the dog can't be here. I'm in slagsia. And then I go, all right, see later. Right, I know. But anyway, back to your deep-seated issues around women. I do, I think that you've unresolved issues. Okay, so my mom always says, and I know this is true in a lot

of literature, that look how a man treat his mother, and that's how he's gonna treat you. And I think you have ambivalent feelings towards your mother, is that natural? I never treated any micro-friendly crap, right? I've heard how do you treat your mom? What does that mean to her? I just don't own talk to her, that's all.

Yeah, exactly, why not? Why not? Because she's always giving me crap about something every time I call her. Exactly, women are nags. That's how you think women are. Women are annoying their nags, and you just want them to shut the f up.

That's how you feel. No. Yeah, that's true. That's exactly for think women are. Women are annoying their nags and you just want them to shut the f up. That's how you feel. No. That's true. That's exactly for every mother. No. It's a mirror, minus, yes. No. Anyway, it's okay.

You'll work it through. You're young. Just because you're a musician. You'll be in a healthy relationship. Just because we have issues. It's true. For the women listening or the guis listening, it is how you are. It is your primary relationship with a female.

And I think that until you work out issues with your mom you're still going to be sure that i have ever had always wanted to get back with me because i'm an asshole yeah i don't know now because you are uh... because you're never available so that those with their own issues is nothing to do with you it's the fact that you're the dude that's not available women want to be with the guy that's not available no way

yet you're not available you're busy working no i i i treat i treat the the women that i am with with respect that that they should be treated with that's it but i'm saying i don't take any shit that's the problem see that's where

you go well if a girl cheats on you know then you maybe you'll work it out see what they're on like no i'm not gonna take that i understand that that's a hypothetical i understand that's a woman she's on you she's out the door or she might soon email with a spelling error she's fired no definitely not for me I know I know I know I'm kidding but but I'm saying if if I treat a woman very well I expected to be treated the same way and if she's gonna start giving me some crap I'm not gonna take that I'm sorry don't take that crime I don't take that crap woman you don't take that crap. Don't take that crap for women.

You shouldn't. How's your love life? How's it going? It's all right, I guess. I have a lot of people. You know, you have a lot of people. Yeah, but why are you not? You're not. See, this is why I feel like there's something you're not sharing. Like, you have a lot of women that are coming out of you right now.

I just don't care. I don't care. You're not into women. It's just so much issues with really, no, I don't know. There's because they're painting the F and S, man. Oh, really? Oh, OK. OK, that's how you feel about women. Yeah. 95%.

Yeah. People ask. They are. They are. Interesting. OK, let's talk about today's show. Now that we've analyzed menist, although that could be the whole show.

Oh my god, let's turn around and analyze you. Go ahead. No, because I do it all the time. I know, you analyze me all the time. What? That I really want to be in a Polyamor's relationship. And there's nothing wrong with that. Right, OK.

There's nothing wrong with that. Something is so true. But you can say that. Topics on today's show. We're reading your emails that you sent to feedback at sexwithemily.com and I have to find my way. Oh my god. I'm not lonely in my eyes by the way. No, not your eyes in me because I don't know where the hell I put them. It's cool. I know. But I don't know. How was your day yesterday? My day was awesome yesterday. What did you do? I ran with my dog. Like I finally finally took my dog for a run and it was really good. We did stuff like that.

So you just ran around town. Did you meet any guys with dogs? Oh my god, I met a ton of guys because of my dog. It's awesome. Are they stopping you to check out your dog for an excuse to talk to you? Yeah, there was a really hot guy today that I was, and I was ran this morning too, and I was running and he gave me this look and then he checked out my dog to see if I had a wimpy dog or a cool dog and I think I have a cool dog.

You liked my dog. Yeah, your dog was very cute. And so he was like, oh cool, cute girl, cute dog. Like, we had this little moment and he was like, I like your dog and I'm like, thanks. For some reason I think a girl with a dog would be in a relationship. I don't know why. I get that kind of feeling. A girl with a dog would be in a relationship?

Yeah, that she would currently have a boyfriend. Oh, oh, because she's thinking of nesting and she's thinking, it's true that a lot of couples start out getting a dog before they get married. Because you don't find too many singles that have animals. I don't think so. Everything, every person I can think of, most of them. With cats, single women with cats.

Single women with cats. There's a lot of those That's why I didn't get a cat. Don't want to be that girl. Don't want to be that girl with cat woman Don't want to be crazy cat. Oh, like my NASA you crazy cat woman, but she's so cute. She has a ton of cats, but her boyfriend hates a cat, right? Now he loves it. Okay, well speaking of which let me tell you this is what just happened on the way over here So I have to just kind of get it off my chest. Okay I was walking over my...

You seem kind of irritated when you walked in. Not because of me. Not of you yet, but of, no. Other things you're slamming stuff and, what is it? You can upset, yeah. I could tell when you're not in a good, you're not in a bad mood.

Oh, that's so perceptive of you. Yeah. Oh, you're sweet. No one goes. When you're bad mood, I like to egg you on because it makes it better show. I know. No, I'm not in bad mood.

My friend just called me. She texted me and she said, I'll call him Michael. Her boyfriend, she said, Michael just woke up with me. I am devastated. So of course, as a check, I have to call her. Yeah. Walking on my go, okay, what? She's my friend in LA.

It's my show. Right now, we could call her. She would totally talk, but it's sort of this whole, like, convoluted obscure story. But basically, what he did, they had been together for a month, they run a serious relationship and he called her and he's like, he's like a business guy and he runs a big company and he was like, she said they had an amazing weekend together last weekend and everything was fine. And he called her and said in his like boardroom voice, like he was like running a meeting, he's like, well, yeah, the last 48 hours I've done some serious thinking relationship, but just don't work for me. So I think we're just going to have

done this and not be together anymore. Thanks. Gotta go. Bye. It was like, I'm a phone. And he was like, done and done. After four months. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I don't think the phone break up, but he like want, he's like, I wanted more. Okay. She has a baby, a year old baby, but he's got three older kids or two kids and she's two dogs that are kind of yappy. And the yappy dogs were upsetting his children. So he's like, I think you should put your dogs in a kennel for the weekend. And she's like, I'm not putting my dogs in a kennel.

She's got two. So there was like dogs and kids and issues and whatever, but still just to be like, oh, I thought about it. You know, those men can just turn on that. I don't think that you get like this. You're not that kind of dude, but there are those dudes who can just kind of like, I am emotionally attached right now from the entire situation,

and I'm just going to tell you what I think and this relationship. So she's devastated, and she's, that's why I'm gonna see her in that way this weekend, because she lives in LA. Yeah, that's a, a tarash, but a butt in the way. What you said is like, look,

because, well, how old, how old are there's kids? Maybe like there's three and six and her kids like one. Okay. Oh yeah, it's, then that doesn't make sense. I was gonna say it's like if they're really older, he's like, I already been through all this stuff. I don't want to go there. No, right. I thought all that too, but it was more like he wanted her to be able to be like available when and she's like, I got a kid. I gotta stay home. Yeah.

So I mean, there's a lot of you and you have a kid. It's not easy to date. Yeah. And I think it's fine if you realize that they're not right together after four months, like better four months than eight months, like why waste another few months, you know, but it's just harsh. Like breakups just hurt. Yeah. Not that I'd know. Got dumped. Got dumped. She's like, got dumped. Yeah. Get sucks. Getting dumped, I think. I don't know. I need to get dumped. I need to get dumped. I need to get dumped. I think it'd be good for me. I've said that, but I never get there. I never with a month. So let me guess. She's putting it up on her Facebook status. She's single and she's ready to

mingle and she's going to go party with you this weekend. Yep. She's like, we're going out Saturday night. We are. I get to LA. I was leaving Saturday morning if you want to come with a dog in my car. Saturday morning now? Yeah, because I got invited to this really cool. Ha ha ha ha. You're gonna laugh.

No, not an orgy, but I am going to an orgy, but that's a separate thing. This is my friends having a dinner at his restaurant. It's like wine tasting thing, and there's like wines from all over the world, like the best wines that have won all these awards, and we're gonna drink wine. Bar.

So I'm staying Friday night, but I didn't wanna drive late at night anyway to LA. It's something that I've lots of meetings and- So you're going Saturday, and what time, when are you coming back, though? Tuesday. Oh, yeah, you can't be gone. Because I'm going to be on Playboy Radio.

And I'm going to be on the Heidi and Frank show. I'm on day. I'm on day. Did her fellow nox people help run the show? Right. Exactly. The show. The show's being run.

I know. We'll be good. What are you going to do? What are you doing? What happened to you in the last 24 hours? Last 24 hours? No, Wednesdays are my busiest day. I don't know. Wednesdays are your busiest day of week. I do four radio shows on one day.

Oh my god. Yeah, so this is, I'm on the third. So why didn't you seem stressed when you walked in? Because. When I walked in. It's just life, man. It's enjoying it. It's cool, man. Just chill. Man, we could be doing so many other things right now.

You know, we walk by all the people that are construction and I know such like guys. Yeah, hot outside man Yeah, they're in freaking factories and they're working and you know I got to give it up to them and if if I'm miserable about what I'm doing then I'm an asshole, you know, right? Exactly. No, you're right. We get to like talk to people. And right now, we're talking about sex. It's pretty awesome. So today's show, let me take some of the topics. I did find my notes. They're menace, which would make you very upset if they were,

I wasn't in the right place. I had to move them. So the topics include strap-ons, performance, anxiety, body image, and comparing your current partner to your ex. Those are some topics in the emails. And our sex topic today is breasts. They're not just for your viewing pleasure. Today we'll be talking about to actually touch them.

Nope, we're gonna talk about touching them today. And you know, women, the second most common way for women to have an orgasm is through her breasts. Really? But you didn't know that. No, you didn't. No, I had my sex. Have you been with a woman who had orgasms

through her breasts? I think those women are awesome. Yes. I want to. I wish I could use women. I want the kids to be. Oh,. Yes. I want to. I wish I could get those women. I want them to teach me. I did. I tried to call my friend to be on the show who always has orgasms through a breast, but

I know she's a really busy day, so she couldn't be on the show. A week. We could just try and see if she answers or not right now when we get to that part. Okay. People are going to have to wait for that. So tell me about the orgasm through your breasts. I would really like to, for you to do that. I'm like, could you just, yeah, she's a really private person to start off, she

get into it. But all I know is that like oftentimes she, a's a really private person to start off she can do it. But all I know is that like oftentimes she a guy just touched her breast. I mean, not like instant, but for a while. Oh, I don't know. It's a really interesting question. And maybe people can answer this if this happened to them. If that happens to them, email us feedback

sexathomay.com. And if they had breast implants afterwards and they can still do it. Because the girl that I dated She did have breast implants at the time and then that happens to her. She would totally I can't believe it a woman Like right and then she can we call her she had breast implants. No, she has like some super Overprotective boyfriend now and now she's not even he wouldn't want her talking to her axe about her orgasm nipples her like she Her Chains her number and He wouldn't want her talking to her ex-bother orgasm nipples her like she Her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Can you hear us? Can you hear us? Hi. You're on

Section Emily. Yes, I was just waiting. How are you? Good. How are you? Listen through your phone. Not through the computer. Okay. I'm fine. Listen through your phone. Not your computer. Okay. I'm not on my computer at the moment. Okay, cool. How are you? I'm doing okay. How are you? Good. So how can we, what's going on? You have a question? Well, I guess I was about the email I sent last week. Okay.

I guess I was unsure of what to do. Okay, let's talk about it. What was your email about? What was your email? I'm sorry? What was your email about? What was your email about? What was your email about? This was, I guess, a thing for you, it's like starting out. Are you the Virgin? Yes.

Right, it's the Virgin! William, right? It's okay, I know it's hard to say. When you were saying that, I'm like, he's not going to want to admit it. He's starting out. So he's a virgin, so William doesn't know. Okay, so let's recap William. So you are a super smart guy.

You graduated from school early. You're really ahead of your game, right? In many ways. Except for sexually, have you ever fooled around with a woman before? Maybe like twice I guess. Okay, and how was that? It was okay, you know, but that was like, you know, back in high school. Right, right, and now you're how old are you?

19. You're 19, but you just graduated from college, right? I will be in May of this upcoming, after this academic year finishes, I will be graduating in May. Right. So how's your daily routine like, like how many women do you come across in a day? Well, basically I wake up with our six in the morning, I leave to go to work and come home at about 5'30 and that's another thing. I look to have an appointment to do that, I have to attend to. We walk a day.

I can be there. How many I come across? Yeah. Like do you talk to women, basically, or trying to say that you need to, like, I know that your question was, and if I can just, if I remember this correctly, like, should you just go out and find any girl and sleep with her? And I just, I wouldn't advise that. I would say just get more comfortable around women, like, do you think that you have like an inherent discomfort around women?

Are you more comfortable with your women friends, female friends? How are you just around the whole female population? I think I'm okay with the friends, and I guess with the other men. Right. So I think you just have to get your confidence up and just be more comfortable talking to women and approaching women and then just like asking them out It just has to be like it's like a muscle that you've not exercise and you have to start Exercising it and you have to just start even you know just talking to the woman who gives you coffee in the morning Or that cute girl in class that you have never really talked to just like go up to her and say hi I mean these are the little things that I think we don't want to tell you to just go jump in the sack with someone

I think you have to like practice those skills of being comfortable and then it will happen more naturally. Wait, if I know if I'm exercising that muscle will be appropriate way. Also you can't be going home at 5.30 every day. Yeah, you should be taking some classes or doing something, go to the gym. Not the gym. You should go to, you know, you can meet chicks at the grocery store. You can meet chicks at the grocery store. You can meet chicks at the grocery store.

I'm going to do to the grocery store before. I've had guys ask me out in all different places. Yeah, oh my god. Grocery store, like getting coffee. I say it all the time. I met one of my favorite ex-girlfriends at the laundry mat. It's a laundry mat. At the laundry mat. Do your laundry.

You have to start looking at it. It's like, you know what they say? When you're looking for a job, you should always tell everyone you know that you're looking for a job and whatever opportunity you have. You should, you know, and I feel like it's the same with dating.

Like you should let everyone you know. Like I'm looking to be set up or maybe you should date online. How are you, you're probably a good writer? Like you're probably, you know, you could probably do a nice profile and start meeting some women that way. If it's not working for you the other way, have you ever thought about dating online? Well, that's actually how I first started. There were two of the things when I was in high school earlier.

Okay, so perfect. You keep doing that. I like to see how those two things get started. So why do you not want to do it again? I don't know, I got creeped out once and it just... Right. But now it's changed. It sounds like you did it for years ago. I mean, where do you live? What about Earth? I live in the Gettysburg Pennsylvania.

Okay, got it. I would say you should date online again. I think this would be a good thing for you. It sounds like you have a lot going on. You're graduating early. I mean, you know, you've a lot in your life that is happening. So I think if you just like commit, I know you got creeped out, you had a bad experience but that doesn't mean that all dating online is going to be like that. So I think first you should just start dating women again and then we should talk. So when you do that, you go to your profile, find a good website, there is a bunch of them

out there. Okay. So how do I know when it's too soon or not. To sleep with them? I'm sorry. How will you know when it's too soon to sleep with them or not? Right. I think you'll start to get the feeling from her. I mean, they say that, you know, a lot of people, what was our study that came out? Like, people usually seep together on the third day. Yeah. third or fourth date.

If she's grabbing on your weiner, dude, you're good to go. I'm just saying. That's it. If she touched your penis or something, or you've touched her breasts, you're probably pretty good like to go. But don't, you know, don't force it. I would say after a few dates, let's get the dates first.

And then we'll talk once you get the dates. And we can talk about the situation, because it won't be the first time. You can call us after the first date and let our second date and let us know what happened and then we can help you along there. Okay. You need to take this,

because I think you're looking at this whole, for this is the last thing I'm gonna say, you're looking at this whole Virginia thing is like, oh my God, it's gonna be, you've made it into this huge thing that it's like your Virginia data. But I'm just trying to break it down in a smaller parts for you

that you just need to meet more women and you need to get more practice out there. And it's not about just having sex because that will happen. So it's a little later than some people are, whatever. I mean, it doesn't matter. It's not not even that much later. What is the average like 17 or something that people have sex? Yeah. So you're okay, dude. I don't think there's any problem here. I just think that you need to get more experience and then you'll know what to do. And where a rubber dude and practice putting it on because you know Even me sometimes, you know when I'm not paying attention you put it on backwards. Right. Yes

Practice with your condoms. That's a great one This is your first time you might even you won't have extra condoms on you You guys have your first time in mind is that you put a condom on because I had my autistic friend go to the liquor store for me and buy it and he bought He bought un lubricated condoms and I didn't check the packaging Well, you buy when you know with that meant that yeah, and I was screwed or not so don't buy I was not screwed Also, you know, I say this and I've been bringing up on the show lately and I know it's a dumbest thing coming from me because I don't like this kind of stuff If there is like improv classes

in your area, just take one. It will totally build your confidence. I ended up having to take one in college and it totally built my confidence to be a public and talk to people. Yeah, that's a great idea. I've done that too. I think improv classes are awesome. They totally break down all of your inhibitions around talking to people. You can probably take one for like 30 bucks. Yeah. All right. Okay. Good luck.

We'll keep talking. Keep us posted. Yeah. Go data line. Okay. Thanks. Bye, William. Thank you.

He likes saying okay a lot. Yeah. Okay. So he's a virgin. He doesn't want to do. And I think you know, he can't make it a whole thing. You gotta, you gotta break it down. Break break it down all right let's get into some what how we doing here we're going to some sex in the news what's it yeah let's

be in couple believe this or not in San Francisco when I first heard this I was like where did this happen I can't believe it happened happened in San Francisco of course let's be in couple got kicked out of a great good true design exhibit for holding hands. In San Francisco. But sadly, homophobia exists everywhere. So Gertrude Stein is a famous gay writer, actually. And a lesbian couple found out the highway. So they were kicked out of the San Francisco's Jewish Museum for holding hands while strolling

through the Gertrude Stein exhibit. This is according to the San Francisco Chronicle. They were holding hands and the guard told them they couldn't hold hands in the museum. So I don't know if it's a homophobic thing or a... I the guard told them they couldn't hold hands in the museum. So I don't know if it's like a homophobic thing or a, I'm sure you not a lot of hold hands in a museum. Like I've never heard that as being a rule. I can't imagine San Francisco that the guard. Is it like Jewish thing?

No, I don't think so. I thought it was because I would know. Yeah. Yeah. And is it for an exhibit for a gay writer? A gay writer, exactly. Huh. They said they're not leaving.

The museum is actually right down the street from the street. It's right. Yeah, it's a beautiful museum. And they said they were not right down the street for us to be a full museum and they said uh... they were not leaving and they want to have someone in the authority right now and they said the security guard will be reprimanded assure that they weren't being super loud in their whole enhance and then blame on that i don't know i don't know i don't know what i doubted that the Jewish museum in san francisco and a gertrude china because it was being homophobic but it was in the chronicles so i thought i'd report it

people love twisted stuff People love twisting stuff. People love twisting all the little things that you say and make it crazy. I know. Okay. So the next is the gay archie character, which I didn't even know exists. You know, archie comics. There's now a gay archie character. Comic character and he's getting married. I used to love Archie's when I was little.

Did you? I didn't even know they still were around. Did you like Archie's? I don't know why I like Archie. I don't want to they still were around. Did you like Archie's? I don't know why I like Archie. No, Archie's from, I don't wanna date you, but why? Because Archie's not on my time. Oh really? Sir on my time.

No, it wasn't. Archie's came out in the 1900s. I had my, I had my, I had my great grandfather's. Yeah, I'm saying, but it wasn't my father's. It wasn't my father's when I was going up either. It was the old one. Oh, yeah. I'm like a grandfather.

No, I'm really like, no, I swear to God. My grandfather gave me like his collection that he had. like a grandfather. No, I'm really like, like, no, I swear to God, my, my grandfather gave me like his collection that he had and they were all from like 1906 and like 1920s and 1930s, the early Archies. That's cool. So anyways, getting married, the gay, the gay Archie. Dude, I felt old today. It's never fame. I don't know. When Vanessa didn't know who John Denver was. Love John Denver. I love that. Never. It's so sad that you don't know John Denver is. No, it's okay, but I'm not going to make fun of you

because that would just be like menace and I she needs a lot to love. Yeah, yeah, I've at least heard of Archie though. Right. Yeah, but I don't think Archie's ever been popular. Like except for like he's on a ground. I yeah, like Archie's never like kids are really in the 50s.

Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah, but I got into them for some reason because I got him give. I got thousands. You were in the 50s. Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah, but I got into them for some reason because I got them give. You were in the 50s. I was in the 50s. No, I wasn't alive. But I got a ton of them given to me and I was obsessed. I don't know why for like a year.

Okay, so he's getting married and he's gay. Okay, Moulson Cours is introducing anime a new beer for women. There's a new beer for women. It's called anime. Anime. A-N-I-M-E-E. Which is is interesting because anime I'm trying to remember this from psychology in college is something is has to do with Um, it's Chinese animation No, but anime but but it's also means it's about your female side young would say young Carl Jung would say that

Your anime I'm gonna say this wrong, but it's like your female side for a man, it's a female, it's anyone's female side being present in a certain situation. So like in a dream, your anime side was like your female side, everyone's got a female side and a male side. Anyway, that's what it means. So there's a female friendly bear called in the UK this fall, hoping to swallow the ranks of British bear drinking women.

But it's gonna be so easy. By contrast, only five percent of americans women drink beer but in the uk i'll drink there yeah i don't think that's true for at least an area that we live in currently you think a lot of chick's drink beer so much history i don't know and i'm not a friend's drink beer they did in the midwest growing up like we all drink beer but i don't feel like i think all my friends obviously

you know what they drink why wine or vodka or tequila the me guess a vodka uh... vodka soda I think all my friends obviously know what they drink. Why? Why in our vodka? Or Tikila? Let me guess, a vodka soda. Maybe. What else is there? There's so many good drinks out there. Oh my God.

And you promised me in Margarita. Didn't get a Margarita. I told you I could do it tonight, but you're busy tonight. I said I would make you a Margarita tonight and you're busy. Excuse me for being so busy that you're so busy. I can't.

I couldn't do it the other night. You four radio shows of one day on Wednesdays. Yeah, but I thought you'd order to be there for one of them. You had no but I still gotta put it together though. What else? I'm saying. See you guys always plan on these porn pizza parties on the stuff.

One day I can't go. Because you can't go any day of the week except for Friday or Saturday. Is that the main night that people get together? Yeah, that's JV night. JV night. Yeah. Okay. What are you doing? Thursday nights are the best nights go out. I'm not in college. That's when college people go out. Yeah. I don't know. No, the weekends are late. Saturday nights. You. Anyways. Well, plan to my aunt. So no

LA, but in LA, I'm going to go out and have fun. Okay, one more birth control is cheaper than babies. Thanks to the Obama administration sponsored government panels, new recommendations, free contraceptives for women in all health insurance plans that are putting out there right now. So they're hoping to act on, there's a recommendation by Obama to make birth control, female birth control free, which is like, currently last time I took it, which I don't take it anymore, but it was like 35 bucks a month. And it can be, it depends on your insurance, it can be $10 a month, but still, that they're going to pay for it, that's awesome, because they're cheaper, it is true than being pregnant. Because a lot

of women say that's a barrier to entry, the reason why I'm not having set, or the reason why I got pregnant is because I couldn't afford birth control. It's definitely, and then, you know, there's a lot of babies that they have to give up for adoption, and then we're going to end up going to have to pay for them anyways, you know? Exactly. So that's what they're saying. That's a good idea. That is a good idea, so that's what I got for sex in the news. How about that?

I enjoy it. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. I, What, it seems like something's in your mind now. No, I was just thinking of anything that I knew in sex in the news, and the JLo stuff, I was just talking about it this morning.

What happened, which new stuff? They're saying how Why they broke up and The rumors are that you know that he was very controlling and crazy and then so It's funny because before that news story came out the day before I was talking to people because you know working the industry that Toes, you know, I'll talk about it. No people at NoJLo, and they said that he was just... They called him gangster, where he was just like, his attitude is like, bitch, you need to shut up and get in the car right now. Like, that's how he would talk to him.

His little... Supposedly. Right. What? No, what do you say? You look like Skeletor? Oh, he looks like Skeletor. Yeah. He looks like him... He does, his Skeletor, like, amazing. Yeah, butor. Yeah. He looks like him, he does. Skeletor like, amazing.

Yeah, but then then he said that he would like, he would be at American Idol every day, wanna be on the show and all kinds of stuff. Oh, he just seems kind of weasily. Yeah, but he is one of the, I know you never heard of him before. I didn't know that he was, I didn't know that he was a big singer.

Vanessa, that fist feels better. You don't know who Jack, you don't know who John Devere is and I didn't know that he was, I didn't know he sang. Yeah, he is. I didn't know he sang, I didn't know who Jack need to know who John DeVoire is and I didn't know that he was he I didn't know he sang yeah he is I didn't know he sang right I know he was like famous yeah he can sell out like you two arenas like huge arenas wow yeah he's big time it's hard getting two strong personalities like two celebrities staying together for a long time this is challenging

I think I think it's I don't know. Yeah, it's tough match tough match together. We've tried to put your egos. You're both like trying to be famous. You're both like it's like it's a tough Entertainment as we both know is a very difficult industry to be in yeah and Keep track of what I've said about celebrity women. What about them? Once they start getting. Oh, here we go the list the a list of other dude dumpers just the same people you can follow that on tmd but maybe he dumped her maybe he dumped her

the he dumped her yeah i doubt it you think she dumped him yeah but we don't think i don't know she's at a wedding right now and russia making a million dollars for singing i heard that in the crane she's making a million dollars for going to a billionaires wedding yeah that's awesome i want to make a million dollars for singing i don't know that the crane she's making a million dollars for going to a billion ars wedding yeah that's awesome i want to make a million dollars to go sing some bad song she did you like her music

yes you can't i love it um... i was gonna say something oh i'm gonna counter your your thing that you think that all women when they get powerful i'm and i said this yesterday i'm gonna say it again that i think that men are threatened by women's power oftentimes and so if you're dating a woman who's getting more and more famous, let's say, or it's getting more and more successful,

more than she's surpassing you, that men feel like their penis is shrinking, literally, probably, like they feel like they're getting less of a man, because their females is usurping them. I don't doubt that at all. So, it's not because the woman, but no, but what you say is that the woman

gets so successful. So you want to sit like, no, no's not because the woman, but no, but what you say is that the woman gets so successful. You want to sit like, no, no, I'm just trying counterpoint, counterpoint. Women get super successful and they dump their guys because they're so cool, but it's like their guys are like being wimpy pussies because they can't handle that a woman is more successful than that. I'm sure that happens sometimes. Yes. Okay, so we're going to, later we're going gonna get into breasts, not just for your viewing pleasure.

We're talking about how to actually touch them, but first we have to talk about the results of our latest poll on the sex with Emily website. Okay. What piece of lingerie do you find the sexiest? Here we go. 11% said guard or belt. I guess the guard or belt's going out, huh?

13% said bra. 16% said 90. Uh huh. 22% said stockings. And the winner, the most people find sexy 38% said panties. What? No way. Oh, we had a discussion in the office earlier because you know, we have a little

many focus groups with the interns that guys really don't pay attention. We've talked about this in the show. That guys don't enough, I was just happy they agreed with me. I love them people agree with me because I know that I'm right. You love it. Oh, because I'm right. I didn't even try to make them agree with me,

but it was like one of my interns was like, why don't guys ever pay attention to your lingerie? You don't care. You don't care. We matched our panties and our brow. We took some time out to like, and you're just like peeling it all off together. And we just want you for a moment to look at our beauty and be like, wow, you look a hot in that matching thing that you had to pull the underwear out to find the bra to match

the underwear. And then you took a minute to do that. I appreciate that. Did you? I appreciate that. And I'm not going to rip your clothes off right away. So is that what you want to submit to the statement? Yes. I'm very angry about it. I want meant to pay attention to my lingerie, whatever I'm not going to rip your clothes off right away. So is that what you want to send me to the statement? Yes.

I'm very angry about it. I want meant to pay attention to my lingerie, whatever I'm wearing. What about if I find your lingerie hideous? It's not hideous. It's not hideous. No. What lingerie is hideous? I'm cute.

That's the lazy stuff. That stuff is hideous, man. That chits up. I'm not wearing like garters and things. I can't even figure out to get the garters on. So easy. I've tried. I've tried to do it No, it's not women still do that sometimes with a thing

But they do the thigh high stocking things or whatever and I told you I like the boy short stuff That's cute. I know boy shorts are cute and I like the cotton, but do you but you like it? I like the shiny Lacey Crap that's terrible. Yeah, but do you either way pay attention to them? You like oh, that's cute I'm just I don't mention it, but I oh like all that looks hot You should mention it. Yeah, you just say it out loud as part of a 10 compliments a day plan Tell her that our underwear looks hot, okay? Ten compliments a day. Yes, everyone

Email back and say you were high on that one They said maybe two at most great at least I'm getting my point across two is better than none Which you in your my brain you compliment women in your brain and you don't tell them how they are you need to do that Sorry, it was on my phone because I wanted to pull up something for you. I'll show you a very hot picture Of me no the kounis and she's in panties now this is hot and I would tell her That she would I bet you would if you ever got in bed with me the kounis This is like a hypothetical. I hope you tell her shot she would tell. I bet you would if you ever got in bed with me, like, Kunis, this is like a hypothetical. I hope you tell her she's hot.

You wouldn't get in bed with her unless you did. Look at this, you can show it on the camera, maybe it'll come up. She's wearing. She's wearing. I know some panties. They're satin-y and shiny. You know what I mean?

You wouldn't like them, you're wrong. Yeah, but see the counteract as she can't see. Oh yeah, it's because it's too bright in here. Okay. You can pull it back. Anyways, people, I'll send you the photos. You can post it on the bright in here. Okay, you can pull it back. Anyways people all I'll I'll send you the photos. You can post it on the web and but they're shiny They are shiny, but see she's wearing you just a hilly shiny. I know, but she's wearing

Like a shirt that's not shiny that kind of counter-ax it. So that's fine Look at you. Okay. Yeah, great You would have sex with me looking at this in those underwear. I think I might have Okay, and then this is our new poll. What's your favorite pre-sex activity? taking a bath or shower Dinner and a drink watching TV or watching porn What's your favorite pre-sex activity? I know you were listening taking a bath or shower dinner and a drink watching TV or watching porn

Just see no you can skip dinner. We can just have a drink, this is the school. Right. You'd rather, this is your favorite one. You'd rather have dinner, skip a dinner. I need a moment to cut out the food part. But you're not going to buy the drink. Maybe if it's someone you're sleeping with, you would. I told you, if the woman comes with me to any event that I'm paying for everything, that's fine. But if I'm going out to a bar by myself, I'm not buying random shakes in the bar drinks. Except for you did by me drink, which is awesome. But we're friends. It's different. No, I only bought you a F and Drake because you said you were going to buy me another one.

Which you never have. I was going to make you margaritas tonight. Lying. Dude, I have a holy recipe of making you margaritas and I have a blender. I can make them all blendery. You smile out. I vice. You find out when I'm not available andgaritas and I have a blender. I can make them all blendery and I vice I vice you find out when I'm not available And then that's when you invite me to Okay, hey, okay, let's go see me males Okay, okay, hey Emily. I hope you had a great weekend. I Did have a great weekend. I've been looking at sex toys again, and I found these interesting on Adam and Eve So he's been looking at strap-ons. This is from

Tom in Sydney, Australia. He's a premium friends with benefits member. And he likes the Menagetwa DP strap-on. He'd want to be the giver in this one. The inked glass probe. He talks about anal play a lot. Anal play is an art after all. Titan men tools anal rough riders. So he wants to give... These are all the ones he likes on Adam and Eve. It was a strap on to penetrate him? Well, I think he'd like to be penetrated.

Yes, it seems like he's very interested in these things. So he's just on Adam and Eve.com, the same which ones he would like to be penetrated. Exactly, exactly. So the strap on for him is like, okay, so... Okay, hold on, I'm gonna hit it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it yesterday. What? You want an item right right this down. Oh, here's also being famous in Spain. Okay, let's go. I asked to see if they had the the fairbone perfume because I want to try it out. I wrote it down. And our intern yesterday said yesterday said I didn't mention Stitcher at all on our podcast and I did in the first five minutes. Okay, so I'm just saying Stitcher is behind my head. Everyone, do you see Stitcher?

Stitcher is an app that you can download for free on your smartphone and you can listen to the podcast. Exactly. It's so easy to do when you become a friend's benefit member or any, you can listen to the sample podcast that we do on Stitcher. Because today my friend was driving Sacramento and she called me and she was like, how is it that I can listen to your show? And I'm like, download Stitcher right now and she did and she was like, listen to the show

within five minutes. She's so happy. So, download such a right now and she did. And she was like, listening to the show with him five minutes. She was so happy. So it's really easy. So, okay, thanks, hub. So he's, yeah, like, said, I'm an evening, he likes the anal toys, which is awesome. We have your friend that would probably do it. She wanted to penetrate the guy.

I know, I know. I feel like they do. You gotta keep up, you gotta keep up with her, make sure she does run out. I have to see if she actually, she came to the States and she's from Australia and she came to the States and she's from Australia and she came to States and bought this pink strap on so she can angrily stimulate a man which is very common that women do that and that men

like that. I wonder if a gay man would let a woman penetrate him with a strap on. I wonder. You want to call a gay guy? No one? Yeah. Okay. Right now. I'll call him. Yeah. I'll let me know. I love that men is just like whips out his friends. Okay. Okay. Emily, love the show. And now I finally need your help. After years of randomly looking up with women and being selfish in relationships, I took some time off. I was tired of hollow relationships and wanted something more. I stayed away from women for about a year and now have finally found a person. The problem is now that when we're intimate, I'm having issues performing. I don't know if I'm nervous, have been away too long, or the year off of porn and masturbating has messed me up.

I don't know what to do, and I don't want to mess up a great girl that I've wanted for years from Jeff. Wow, he took a year off of sex and masturbation. And masturbation? Yeah. How did he do that? I do not know. I'm not the dolly llama or something.

I know, it's really impressive. I mean, I took my six months off from having sex, but I was still masturbating. So that's, do you remember last year? Yeah. Yeah. What? You're having your little...

Manatorium? How did that ever go for you? Because you were on that Manatorium and then suddenly you were dating some guy. So I don't know really I know and he was the worst guy ever remember we don't have to get into that but I'm just saying

like how did it did make me just like jumping to another relationship for being off the weener for that long I can't remember yeah yeah I think it was a good experience just to be alone without a man or my life because I feel like oftentimes man and women we want to fill our life with someone and we don't know what it's like

to be alone and to not have that and I always had guys in my life I was always like dating someone or had a boyfriend and I was like I just want without no man no penis nothing like just just be with myself and it was great it was a great experience and then I got into a shitty relationship but besides that it was a good experience because you realize all the time you spend thinking about relationships and thinking about that, and it's like when you don't have that, you can fill your mind with other things, and it's you don't obsess about a relationship. Okay, so here's his help. So I think that you might be having issues. I think that any time that you have sexual concerns or you say he's having issues

that I think that you just slowly should start, I'm not sure what issues you're having performing, I'm not sure if you're having issues if you're prematurely adeculating or if you are not getting hard or what the issues are. So it's kind of hard to say, but I don't think that I want to know if you had this issue before ever. If you never had this issue before, then I would say that you just need to get some more practice in that way you can stop this issue from perpetuating is definitely when you really are concerned about it, you think a lot about it,

and you really think that your problem kind of can self perpetuate it because a lot of sexual issues have to do with our brain and our mind, and we get nervous, we get anxious about it, and we think it's gonna happen over and over and so I would just like chill, it's okay, it sounds like maybe it just happened once or twice, and I think you're gonna get get back to your your rhythm again

So I'd think that yeah that maybe not having master rate not having sex you would might be a little premature right now And I think you'll get back into your rhythm again wouldn't worry about it Okay Emily just discovered your podcast a few days ago while I was searching for sex podcast So I could improve my body image and confidence the past few years I've been having a really painful emotional battle in my mind getting a labial plastic between getting a labial plastic or just leaving my body the way it is.

Labia means that she would get her labia cut, her labia trimmed up. Trimmed up, trim it. I'm 23, never had children, I've never had a large number of sex partners, but I have had a larger than average in her labia on my whole life. I had a boyfriend number of sex partners, but I have had a larger than average interlady on my whole life. I had a boyfriend in the past break up with me

and tell me the rest of the high school about my beef curtains. That is sad. I'm laughing, but I'm not laughing at her. I just think that sucks. I'm above average attractiveness in other ways, but I'm so incredibly sensitive to letting any boy touch or perform oralamy.

When I last did a few boyfriends have begged to let me perform Oral, have begged to let them perform Oral Me, but I'm terrified and horrified at the thought. To the point of fighting back tears when they try it. It breaks my heart when I see the look of their faces of rejection. I'm not sure what to do. D from Philadelphia. Well, we talked about this before on the show

and there's guys out there that love it. Yeah, there's guys that are way into it. Guys that wouldn't even be concerned or anything. Yeah. So I think that you are having... I wouldn't. But I don't know. I don't think it's actually up to people that you're with that's I think it's totally your choice of what makes you feel confident because women not they do all kinds of things to your body to, you know, nose jobs, boob jobs. Right. Everything that that they want to do because it's about them. It's not about other people.

So I would say, I'm not against like plastic surgery or any of that stuff, like I totally get if it makes you feel better, but I would say that you had a bad experience in high school. And a lot of times we get stunted sexually in high school, like think bad things happen in high school or earlier than that or middle school. And something bad happens to you then, you get made fun of because you're peanut and you're penis is too small, or your penis is weird, or not,

circumcise if you're someone like, you know, like, or you get tees on the playground, because you're fat. I got tees on the playground, like, for being fat. I was chubby, kid. What? We are not.

I was. I went through a chubby phase. Is that why there's no food in your house? No, I don't have food issues. I just was, like, went through a chubby phase. I don't know. Just never been food in my house. But the point is, I would think that she's 23,

like this thing happened to her years ago and it left these really bad scars and now there's boyfriends that are begging to perform oral sex in her and I'm sure they've had sex with her so they've seen her. Some guys look at the vagina like when they're having sex with like, see.

So I would say that this isn't, this, this, it sounds more like it's, yeah, for what the guys are thinking and I would say you're young, you're 23 years old, and you'll find someone who loves you and your labia. And I wouldn't worry about it. I wouldn't rush into surgery right now. Now, if you are having pain or you're having some other concerns, you know, I would, you

know, that would be a problem. But right now, because you had this one bad experience, I would just, I would just be confident about me, like, look at my labia, suck that. No, right. Suck my labia, baby. That's what I'd say. Emily and Menace, love the show, Cupid the Great Work.

With all the risk of getting STDs today, how have you managed not to contract an STD? How do we know that Menace hasn't? Do you ask your partner beforehand? That's ridiculous. Do you ask your partner beforehand? Do you do a strip shirt? Do you take a chance?

What recommendations do you have if any? Anthony. What kind of question is that? Everybody has sex. I think they're implying that we're huge horrors. Why? By saying, how do you not contract an STD? Like, that's so weird, right?

I don't know. Did we talk about, oh, because we talked about the fact that we didn't have STDs during the show. It's calling you, it's calling you, it's basically calling you a horror. I'm used to it, aren't you? I don't know. Did we talk about, oh, because we talked about the fact that we didn't have SEDs during the show. It's calling you, it's basically calling you a whore. I'm used to it, aren't you? Yeah. Okay, so one in five Americans have general herpes.

Did you know that? You have at least 80% of those with herpes are unaware they have it. So one in five have it, but 80% of those people are not aware that they have it. So you have to always use protection. You have to always use condoms, and I'm so, we're doing a condom show in a few because we're so tired of like man who are like, out you heard, so I can't wait or I don't have one or like man are just such a pussy about it. They can be a second time called men pussy today. I don't usually do that. I'm feeling you're right. Such a man heater. I'm such a man lover. God. So use

condoms. The number is higher for women, one out of four women of herpes. That may be due to the fact that male to female transition is more efficient than female to male transition. Did you know that? So it's easier for women to get herpes and men. So I would just say, Anthony, you've got to always, you've got to be religious about using condoms. Even if she's on the pill, then you have to ask your partner if they've been tested. I mean, you have to believe them. Hopefully you're with someone that you really trust when you stop using condoms. Because of course, you can, she's on the pill. You can safely, you can, you know, have sex without condoms. But I would just again, wait to see if she's been tested. You've been tested.

That's very important. Another way to avoid a SCDs is find out where your partner, if you're in America, find out if your partner went to UC Santa Barbara or not. And if they went to UC Santa Barbara, do not have sex with them. Because one of, one out of every three people has an STD there. I don't believe that. So do not do it. Avoid anybody that went there.

But weren't California, so we have more risks of that. Do you know? Do it's two or just checks, as you just say. It just, it do. Anyone went there. Yeah. You Santa Barbara. Avoid it. Do you know? Do you just check? Do you just say? Do you? Anyone with there? Yeah. You stand in my way. I void it. Good to know. Um, okay. So did you hear the that? No, I was a pretty big. You'll get a SDD. Oh my God. That's bad. We can't do that to a whole entire university. Um, okay. Let's

get some breath facts. I know. Let's get. Can we talk about the fact they were big in Spain? Yeah, okay. Yeah, you brought that up Quick three times. No, but no, no, no that that we're in Spain that they listened to it were like number seven I'm a in the Spain podcast We never get emails from Spain though. We get emails from all over the world, but not a lot from Spain Really? No, we don't so it's interesting that they love it in Spain That's that's really cool. I just wanted to share that. Why are you laughing? Nothing. Somebody said something really bad about Spain and I can't really share it on the show.

Okay, good idea. We don't want to offend our Spanish fans. Yes. Okay, so here's some quick facts about breasts. Manus, how do you feel about breasts? I know you've had a lot of women with... Yeah, and you have... For some reason you've dated a lot of women with fake breasts. No, I dated women that... After you broke up with them, they got boob fake boobs.

What was the story? No, the story is that I dated women... I love the story. I don't remember it, but I know that I will get it. No, I know one of the best places surgeons in Northern California. Great. And they find the salad and they say they really want

to get a boob job. And like three girls you've dated have got a boob too. Two. And one was after I broke up with them, years after I broke up with them I really want to get a boob job. Like three girls you've dated have got a boob job. Two. Two. And one was after I broke up with them years after I broke up with them and they go, hey, can you give me a contact with them? I want to get this done. And then one was while I was dating her, but I'd never encouraged them to get it done

or anything like that. I don't care. But if that's something that they want to do for themselves, that's fine with me. Right. And your thing is like, all the way I probably like so super psyched. I really would love you to have how my attitude is I don't care But you asked me yesterday if I what kind of boobs I prefer and I said remember I said proportional

proportionate yeah So if they're proportional to the body to buy the small girl and had huge huge boobs but she was still really small but big boobs You didn win like that? Honestly, I don't really care. I'm not going to date somebody because it's just that. Because the size of their boobs, you know? Okay, so here's some facts about breasts. Titties, cans.

Whatever you want to come. Some women love to be touched on their breasts and others don't. Okay. So some women, actually, as we were saying earlier, it's the second most common way for women to orgasm is to do the rest. And I have a friend that I wanted to her to be on the show today. Maybe she'll do another day talk about the fact

that she is orgasm through a rest. So find out their sense to be levels by asking or trying a few of the tips that we share here today. So you gotta ask first. I think guys like typically like to Like to do like things to breath that just aren't good like they like to like to really squeeze on and We don't return like just start like everything's actually start slow and start soft We're about nipple play nipple plays awesome, but

Some women like it, but it can be too rough. Sometimes, but you have to test it out. So don't ever start with the hard stuff. Start softly and slowly. What's your thoughts on motorboating? I don't know what that is. I do know what that is. What are my thoughts on it? Yeah, motorboating. But yes, I don't know. Why not?

What about, who does that though? You've been asking a lot for some reason about the titty effing for some reason. Right, we're gonna get into that too. We've got a lot here to get into. Okay. Do you have any more questions? No, I wanna get through this and then my buddy said, it's okay to call him about that once.

Well, we're not gonna get through that. I mean, okay. He had no looks on. Okay, so any surgery on the breast can result in the breast and are nipple being overly sensitive or not sensitive enough Some women might lose nipple sensation after surgery I cannot believe that the girl that you dated that could orgasm through her breasts took that risk and got fake boobs

We don't know that she can or can't orgasm So I can talk to her sister and maybe her sister There's a myth the bigger her cup size the more sensitive she is That is a total myth so women women with small breasts, large breasts, meaning breasts, they're all sensitive. Have you ever heard that before? No, I think they would be less sensitive because there's so much there.

So statistically, the left breast is bigger on most women. And it seems so in a study, researchers found that 29% of women had experienced a breast orgasm at one time or another. So you can have them like at once or twice and not all the time. So it's so possible if you have never had one,

you could try, just play the nipples and do the rest. I did have a girlfriend that had a left breast. That was slightly bigger than me. It's more common. Yeah. Every woman has like, I think one bigger than the other. And she had big boobs and she wanted a boob job too.

What's the point? I don't know about us who these women that you dating because there is a certain type of woman I think that gets boob drops I don't know with that type is no not at all I know are you kind of what kind of I actually know I actually don't know I'm speaking more statistically speaking like that there was a study done and you look at women who got boob jobs women who didn't we probably find some similarities and I literally don't know what they are. You don't know. Nope. I don't. I don't think it's to do with horrors at all. No. I'm not saying that. Okay. Okay. But they're most likely to go down on you. No. I don't know. I actually don't know. Maybe

their women that are really like not that they were kind of prudes and thought that having large breasts would make them more sexually adventurous. I really don't know the answer to the question. So turn on's breasts are closely connected to the primary libinal zone, it's like the libido libinal zone. So breast plays a great way to get started. Men require visual simulation apart from genitalia breasts are women's most well-defined physical features, so once he sees those perky breasts, his switches turn on. 78% of women and 39% of men said that once a rouse, nipple and her breast stimulation

can further increase their arousal. So don't be afraid, also women, a lot of women touch their breasts during sex because it makes them feel better. I've got a ton of stuff here, so if you're friends waiting for us to call, we've got like few minutes. And then we can get back on the breast tomorrow. We can finish it up. We could get back on the breast tomorrow.

People love breasts Maybe people can email us feedback at sexwelllame.com and say what they like People to do to their breasts. I forgot what we've been talking your friend about We're talking about if he would be willing to be penetrated by a girl with a strap-on This is a quick question. Okay, I don't care if you get people to come whatever. We'll do more breast tomorrow I guess. Oh, I know I really want to hear from the people what they like Like because I mean there's not too many options of stuff that you can do the breasts Yeah, there are like using your hands using your mouth Use a tip of your tongue to circle around the darkest part of the nipple also known as the ariolo

Let your tongue glide over nipples very lately. What yeah, I just I want to know what the people what our listeners are What do the people like what's it the female is feedback at such an ugly calm? That's some survey. Is your friend gonna be cool and you gonna be like? Maybe cool. I don't think you'd want to go into pan-traum. I Say no. We'll say like generally. Let's say he's bisexual. Okay. He's gay You know I got cool friends You got gay friends. You got black friends. My friends are so eclecticic I got autistic friends that buy me condoms all kinds of stuff hello hello Jose is another hozei is a different Jose hilarious what's up dude hey we had a we had a question here the other uh a emailer said that he

wants to be penetrated with a strap on so strap on has to be done by female now do you think anybody in the gay community will let a female penetrate them even though they're gay you know what i think that person would have to be really really desperate to do it desperate

because it's not attracted to women so so the whole thing wouldn't be high, it's Emily. How are you? So the whole thing wouldn't be... No. Right. Because I know I wouldn't want to do that. You wouldn't want to do that.

There's no way. There's no way you would catch me doing that. To a woman. You wouldn't be fun. Say it again. I said, it wouldn't be fun. It wouldn't be fun. No. You wouldn't be turned on, uh, it wouldn't be fine. It wouldn't be fine. No, you wouldn't be turned on, right?

You wouldn't be your rouse. You wouldn't be, because you're not attracted to women, right? Of course not. Yeah. It's not my thing. Okay. Got it. That's what I thought.

I say, I say you let men do it. Oh, no. I don't think that men would like it. A lot of men, as you know, you're, you're, but a lot of men do like anal simulations. Straight men, gay men do it. Oh no. I don't think that menist would like it. Lot of men you as you know You're but a lot of men do like anal simulations straight man gay man. Whatever. Menist should try it Don't you think? Menist don't don't not get to try it. Oh Exactly Time to call

Thank you so much. Okay. No, butévo, good day. Are you friends name Jose? Yeah, no, not all my friends. Okay, he was a two people we call this week, name Jose. Okay. But I would love to get him on the show and talk about gay sex because he would be hilarious. We have someone on the show. He was on a iPhone so he's kind of cutting out. That's okay, but we've someone on the show Tuesday who actually wrote a book about called X Gay No Way, like about his experience. People try to change him from being gay. He's going to be on the show Tuesday. He's really serious.

He's totally not serious. And he's like a gay. He went to go to my school and he's got to be following people. Because gay men are hilarious and they have, oh, he's super hilarious. I love to have a hilarious gay guy in here. I think he's funny. Okay. Yeah.

We might have trouble, but. Okay. So, breasts don't, here's some quicks don'ts. Okay. Don't on a breast don't twist her nipples don't slap her boobs don't treat her breasts like toys or use rough Biting okay, don't do any of those things So undressing her if I haven't made this clear, okay slowly Slowly take off her top linger a few moments add some kissing kissing then on class per raw. But do it slowly. All right. Everything, slower, slower.

Yeah. Okay? Don't talk to her breasts. Talk about them. Gently comment on the size, shape, softness. I love the way your breasts feel against my chest. Your breasts are the perfect size and shape. This is part of the compliment section.

I love to touch them. Uh-huh. No, complimenting. You had to go that in. Start with soft touching before you're going to just squeezing your nibble place. So start softly. Cradle, kiss, or brush up against her breasts. Beating together and soaping up each other's breasts and chit. You know, men always do. They always want to do the.

I remember Sarah Silverman had this in one of her stand-up routine. She was like, why is it when you get in the shower with a guy, they want to like, such up your breasts like they're like. They're like headlights. Like, why is that when you get in the shower with a guy, they want to like, such up your breasts like, like, their like, head lights. Head lights. Like, why is that, why is that fun? Why is that, you know, but that is a nice thing to do. It feels good. Now, when a man wants to, you know, come to completion on your breasts, does that show appreciation? Do you find that? Sure.

Yeah, I think it's hot. They think it's hot. They're celebrating. Do you feel as that to be a compliment? I don't know if I'd I put it in the compliment, not a compliment category, but yeah, I forgot. Yeah, no problem. All right. It's not like. So you're not offended by it?

I'm not offended by a man coming in a breast. No, I said one of the options. Like if you are not using, well, if you guess if you're using Connum or not, you can still think of Connum and Connum and Connum. I think a lot of guys find it hard to come on the breasts. Yeah, it's like fireworks. It's like a celebration at the end.

It is. Yeah. But yeah, so that's awesome. That is people love that stuff. Good. We only have 30 seconds left. Oh, it's so sad. Oh my God.

Okay. Tomorrow we can recap some more. Yeah. But please, like people, feedback at techzomm God. Okay. We'll be back tomorrow. We can recap some more. Yeah, but please like people email us feedback at sexamely.com Talk to you. I know we want to hear about your boobs. What you like? You like putting food on it like chocolate syrup. We're talking about chocolate syrup and and and whipped cream Actually, that's part of my tips that you should put whipped cream and chocolate on because you can't Just one thing about food and sex. You have to really careful putting sugary things down like on a vagina for a woman.

It can get like really bad infections, but you can play with food on the breast. No problem. Like whipped cream and chocolate and peanut butter. I would like like a whole pizza slice maybe. Just like, you know, because it's like a landing strip you can sit on there and I can eat it. You want to eat a piece of pizza off her breast?

Yeah. Great. Pizza, whatever. Sounds fun man. It's a good time. What they do in Porto is portion and paint on it and stuff. Yeah, great. Pizza whatever. Sounds fun, man. It's a good time. I like the blue light. What they do in Porto's poor champagne on it and stuff. Yeah, you could do that. Do you like champagne? Do you like champagne? I love champagne. So when you love to lap champagne off a woman's breasts. I would love that. Like a rap video that would be, oh my god, it would be a dream control. I know, man. Let's see. We're expanding your horizons. It would be awesome. Okay, everyone.

We got to go. That everyone, we gotta go. That's all we got time for. Thanks so much for this. Oh man, people running off stuff would get such, people were commenting yesterday on my Facebook on how good the show is yesterday. Really? I didn't feel like it was, what do you think?

I didn't think so either, but people seemed to really enjoy it. What happened yesterday? I don't know, but we seem to be moving through stuff that we're running out, which is really good. It's really good. Yeah, so we're trying really hard to give you we're running out, which is really good. That's really good. Everything is going so well.

We're trying really hard to give you guys a good show every single day. Every single day. Thanks everyone for listening to Sexual Family. It was a good for you. Email me. Feedbackatsexualtheemily.com.