Sex With Emily - SWE: Breasts and Champagne

Episode Date: January 10, 2012

Emily goes to “classy” New Years Eve party and Menace gets kicked out of Disneyland for peeing in a phone booth. Getting married as a recovering sex addict, tantric sex, getting fake boobs at 60-y...ears-old, wanting sex less than your partner, and why you should take a man shopping. Also, New Years sexual resolutions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I Into his eyes They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex Eyes that mock our sacred institutions Betrubized they call them in a bygone way. Hey, Emily You got a boyfriend because my man E here. He just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute The girls got a hair stand. Oh my the The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common all the way? What do you mean, like laundry?
Starting point is 00:00:26 It shrinks. Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god. I'm all for ourself. Oh, being bad feels pretty good. But you know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play good. You're listening to Sex with Emily.
Starting point is 00:00:39 We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between for more information. Go to sexthemely.com when you get all your sex information and relationship information and whatever's on your mind you will find the answers at sex with Emily. And thanks everyone for becoming friends with benefits members. We totally appreciate your support of the show. We're doing four shows a week and more benefits for you in the new year, which is exciting. Hey man, what's up?
Starting point is 00:01:03 What's going on? How you doing? Happy Monday. I know it's Monday, man, that's what's up. What's going on? How you doing? Happy Monday. I know it's Monday. I was very depressed on this Monday. Why? Very depressed. Oh, no, why?
Starting point is 00:01:11 It's just too slow right now. What's slow work? This like work and everything. There's snow because always, I always have like. So much to look forward to in the next. Yeah, like there's like a goal. Like there's always a goal and I always want to be motivated to do something. And right now there's just no goals to be had, you know.
Starting point is 00:01:32 That's so sad. That's so unlucky. I hate that. I hate it. Can you create your own? I know. Well, I was thinking about that. Can you work for me? I've got goals. I was actually going to try to work on something over the weekend for you But I couldn't get to it, but I can do a drunk. No, I wasn't No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, with you. Why do we have to say with you, why would we just describe the sexual encounter? Oh, how was the sexual encounter? The sexual encounter was good. Yeah, what made it good?
Starting point is 00:02:14 I don't know, I spent a little more time making out than usual. Oh, good, so she was a good kisser because I know you wish, she's a good thing. Yeah, and so then it was, it was ended up being a good encounter. Nothing too crazy. No like crazy positions or I wasn't tied up. Flying from the wrappers or anything. Nothing like that. But, you know, I spent a little more extra time on making out. Oh, that's good. Do you think it's because of the show? Because we
Starting point is 00:02:37 talk about making out all the time. No, just. He's like, no, I haven't learned shit from the show. He felt like it. But yeah, so. Yeah, I'm just like, blah. Sorry, I'll give you some challenges and goals after the show. But, yes. But, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. One of my favorite things of the year, hopefully, is going to be announced tomorrow. It's Coach Hella. I love Coach Hella.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Music festival in Southern California every year I go and people are going crazy because the lineup is supposed to be announced. Oh really? Yeah, so I... Do we know, have we heard who we think it's going to be? Rumors are radio head. Cool. No doubt. Justice. I'm thinking little Wayne maybe because they usually have like a big rapper there. Right. And last year they had Kanye West and year before, which is easy. And they already had Wiz Khalifa. And I'm just trying to think of people that are at that level. Right. And I can only think little Wayne or Nicki Minaj are at that level right now. Right. Okay. So you find out tomorrow, I want to go this year. I know I don't think
Starting point is 00:03:44 it wants and it was awesome. That's when I had sex backstage, you remember? That's right, yeah. But it's fun. That's my biggest memory from there. But the music was good too. Yeah, so that'll give me happy game, Kiserby Gold, I'm like, okay, I gotta find my hotels.
Starting point is 00:03:56 I gotta plan like what kind of. God, you really have nothing going on right now. Yeah. That's so to me, it's never happened. Like I've never been like, oh my good, it's all take time. It makes me depressed. Makes me depressed, that's never happened. I've never been like, oh, I'm good. It's all taking care of no questions. It makes me depressed. It makes me depressed.
Starting point is 00:04:07 That's why I don't always want to work. I don't want to. Right. It's always tell people, if I won a lot of it, I would show to the work. I know the next day. Yeah, you told me what. You're told you work a whole thing.
Starting point is 00:04:19 And I am too, but I always, my list just goes on and on. But there are some things you can help me with. So I'm gonna have to add some things to your to-do list, to don't list, because you've nothing on it. No, really, some new projects for Sex Family. But yeah. What happened with you this week? This weekend I went to my sober birthday party
Starting point is 00:04:36 at Not Mine, but yeah, because all my friends are doing sober January. It's like the new thing. Everyone's like, so far, it's kind of different. It's interesting, you You know you go home earlier My friend made this amazing dinner. She made flan. She made potatoes and baked potatoes Which I love like a potato bar and like all different things put on it and Yeah, it was fun. It was skybundating his birthday and we had fun But we were not drinking and some people were drinking not everyone wasn't drinking
Starting point is 00:05:04 But I think you know drinking on his birthday. Exactly. Every year, he does sober January. He doesn't drink on his birthday. That sounds like an effing nightmare. I know. Well, you know, you can celebrate in February. But I just feel I have a lot of energy.
Starting point is 00:05:16 I was really productive this weekend. I got a lot done around my house. You know, you just have to like, you're I have to clear shit out, like clear stuff out all the time. And I went through all my vibrators. Because you know, I always talk about, you know, you just like, you're like, you're ready to clear shit out, like clear stuff out all the time. And I went through all my vibrators, because you know I always talk about, you know, I get tons and tons of sex to my sense of mean. I've tried some ones or twice,
Starting point is 00:05:31 and I liked them, I didn't like them. But there's something I really like that I forgot about, so I literally pulled them all out on the floor, I'm so glad no one like walked into my house. And I cleaned them, and I need to get new batteries for them. I have like lists and like AAA batteries, AA batteries, those little round batteries. What are those called? Those little round ones. And I need to get new new batteries for them. I have like lists and like triple A batteries double A batteries
Starting point is 00:05:45 Those little round batteries. What are those called those little round ones? Yeah, little the watch batteries like yeah, they look like watch batteries. Where do you get those? Anywhere a lot of my vibrators are charged by those and some charge in the wall like all the Jimmy Jane Vibrators are like plug in the wall So I organized my house. It felt very good played with my dog went on a run So I used to do a marathon run, having run in like a long time, eight years, five to eight years, having run here and there, but not that much,
Starting point is 00:06:09 but I like took around a 30 minute run, that's gonna solve all my problems getting my dog exercise and running again. So that felt good. So it was kind of healthy. What I used to do was just get on a skateboard and have the dog pull me. And by the time he was done,
Starting point is 00:06:22 that dog just went to sleep. Yeah, but I'd fall off the skateboard and kill myself. I don't want to have those kind of mess. You said real roller skates or something? That's a good idea. Do people rollerblade anymore? Why don't they? I was just talking about this weekend because of my buddy.
Starting point is 00:06:36 He was really big into it. And the scene is not as big as it used to be. People really got back to skateboarding. And people were like, oh, I like riding. Oh, OK. I thought rollerblade was kind of fun. I'm going to bring Golden Gate Park these to all these people out there in the weekends, like dancing, doing all of this.
Starting point is 00:06:48 They still do that. They rollerblade all weekend. You never see that. I remember it though. I'm going to bring back the rollerblades. And I also did that. And then I had the so-and-so birthday party went for a ride. Yeah, that's all good.
Starting point is 00:06:58 And today's show, we're going to be talking about breasts. Everything you need to know about touching the breasts, how to please a woman with her breasts, I think they're misunderstood. There's some myths about the breasts, we're gonna get into the breasts, don't dive right in and don't ignore them. Like guys, I feel like breasts are totally misunderstood.
Starting point is 00:07:16 I feel like there's this huge hypocritical thing when it comes to breasts that matter, like I love boobs, I'm a boob, I'm a boob guy, and then they touch your boobs once when you're dating or twice and then they forget about your boobs and they go right for your vagina. And I'm like, you know, it's pay more attention with the boobs. Like stay on the boobs more. Some women that's second most common orgasm is nipple orgasm. I love the boobs.
Starting point is 00:07:35 So, do you have a dupe attention to the boobs that much? I do. I just, you know, initially, initially you have to, you know, pretend that you're not really into them. What do you mean? What planet do you pretend you're into them? Because girls, they kind of get upset. Oh, you mean when you're not fool around, yeah? Yeah, when you go right for them, like in the beginning, initially. Right, but when you start fooling around.
Starting point is 00:07:59 After a while, not like the first couple of times, you can't just be diving into them. Yes, you can. What do you dive into then? The first thing're like oh he's all about my boobs I do if a guy was all of my boobs I give them a medal okay I've he totally fine with that hold on once again can you click the red X on the that thing yeah we're not gonna use that is to not sweet everything else is cool everything else cool so I just want to say everyone you can follow me on Twitter and Facebook Which is sex with Emily because I don't I forget to plug it all the time and you're white menace this white Perfect just white men. It's just the right man. Yeah. I yeah, yeah, yeah, follow me on Instagram too though. I Don't want to hear it. I ordered my iPhone. It's coming two days from now. I
Starting point is 00:08:42 Pay for it dude. Yeah, I did it. I paid for it. Dude, I did it. That was another thing I did. So, per January, I'm getting knock and stuff off my list. I went to the store, I ordered it. It's going to be there in two days. I just got an email, they shipped your, but your iPhone has shipped. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:56 Do you believe me? And then you're going to complain and why and that you hate it. No, I won't. I won't, I won't really. Yeah, because it's harder. No, do you just do that every time you get something new? I know, it's hard, I don't like chains. I don't. I won't really. Yeah, because it's harder. No, do you just do that every time you get something new? I know, it's hard.
Starting point is 00:09:07 I don't like chains. I don't like chains with my technology. Even though I hate my phone, I'm just my phone that I currently have. And then also, we are giving away copies of my book, Hot Sex, over 200 things you can do tonight. You can try tonight. And I want to know why you think you need a copy of the book. If you need a copy of the book, think you want it,
Starting point is 00:09:26 email me, feedback at sexandme.com, because we're gonna be giving way a few copies in the next week. And the book is really good. Well, they're selling, I know, and I'm actually meeting with my publisher about a new book that I'm writing, a second book. Wow.
Starting point is 00:09:37 I mean, next week, we're gonna write a relationship book. Relationship book. That's funny, right? I run it. It's not a relationship, it's gonna write about relationships, you know, those, you know, those, those who can't do teach, have you ever heard that before? Yes. Let me know if you need any cliff notes. I will let you know. And then we have a new poll. We did a show last week on first dates. This is what is your first date deal breaker. So be a showing up without that plan, be rude to the waiter, see splitting the bill,
Starting point is 00:10:07 D talking about their acts. What would be your first date deal breaker if you had to pick one? I don't think guys care too much. If you talk about your acts, I mean, they don't want to hear it, but that's, I believe that with women, that's like number one thing you don't do. Because they take that to heart. Yeah, we're like, oh my God, it's that. Because you guys are very competitive, that's why. We're not competitive, but we're like, if you say you hate her, it's like you're in love with her. If you say you're a really good friend, you're still in love with her, you just get in.
Starting point is 00:10:36 So I just don't talk about it. Like, take the axe off the table. Talk about something else. Like we said, like, you don't know, like, there's some magical script of things that you need to talk about on the first day, but I say what you do today. How is your day? What's going on? I mean, we're not saying there's anything magical to talk about, but don't talk about your ox not interesting not interesting. There's too much in their minds. It's going to get pin your stomach. I hate when I don't want to hear about your ox on the first day. So that's our new poll. Oh, I want to go shopping over the weekend too, by the way. Oh, how was that man? It's what you buy. I I don't want grocery shopping over the weekend too, by the way.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Oh, how was that, man? That's what you buy. I, a trader Joe's, I'm sorry for, we have a lot of international listeners. They probably don't have trader Joe's and wherever you happen to be. Right. But they have the champagne
Starting point is 00:11:14 or it's well sparkling wine. It's like $6.99 is super good. I recommend it. You upgraded from the two buck chuck. I do have some trowel schwa, or schwa, whatever whatever you say the two buck chuck wine is this infamous trader Joe's wine that is $2 dollars for bottle wine. It's like cheaper than getting like a frozen burrito Yeah, I just drink your meals from now on. This is what I don't understand why more homeless people who drink all the time here in the city That they don't go and get the two-butt chock like class it up a little bit. I don't know you're right. Maybe you should go around
Starting point is 00:11:49 and do a service for them and help the homeless and be like, you know what you should really do with your alcoholism problem? You should be buying the cheaper wine. You can get like, you can get 12 bottles for 20 bucks. That's like two bottles for two dollars. That would last you a weekend, I think, at least. Yeah. That would be awesome. I don't like the two buck chocolate and it's nothing. I mean, it's in my snap. Yeah. And my play two bucks, I can do a different bottle of you. And you wouldn't even do that. Not true. And I don't even want to see that bottle that Charles. I don't like it. I really.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Two dollars. I don't like it. It's two dollars. Because I'm just not sure. Not true. It's totally true. So not true. They've tested it. Like people can tell the difference. I can tell the difference. The Chaud Choir is the same wine from these fancy ones. They just, it's just the runoff. Just the left is the runoff.
Starting point is 00:12:36 I don't want to run off. I don't want the runoff wine they didn't use. I don't want to, it's like having the thing. Oh my God, I'm so, oh, but. It's like when you go to those bad Chinese restaurants and you get like the bad parts of the chicken, like I don't want the bad parts of the grape or the wine or the runoff or anything. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:12:49 So whether or not, not, rather not. But I'm glad that you're enjoying it. That's good. I'm enjoying it. That's good. I'm running out of Justin Timberlake's tequila, by the way, at the 901. So I got you have the special order thing. Where do you get it?
Starting point is 00:13:02 Huh? How do you, is it really expensive or? So I got you have the special order you get it. Huh? How do you is it really expensive or? No, it's like 40 something bucks, but you have to like find a place out order it for you. Oh, you can't even order yourself It's it's a pain they ask and then do you know it's weird because you know Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got engaged got engaged, but Before that happened, you know, they they had this little time apart and this must be weird because the brother of Jessica P.O. was working for 9-1 to Kila. Oh, and then I don't know Somehow he stopped working for the company and then he released his video where he's just talking so much
Starting point is 00:13:38 S about how Justin Timberlake doesn't support it and ever talk about it doesn't have with distribution like doesn't support it, ever talk about it, doesn't have with distribution, that's why it's doing so bad, and like he doesn't care. Wow, he did a video like on YouTube? Yeah, and it like went crazy online everywhere when on TMZ of course, and so now they're engaged,
Starting point is 00:13:57 so I wonder how the holiday party will be. That is not cool to try. You never trash anyone's acts because especially if you're a family member, because people always get back together Yeah, and it's like whenever you're like, oh glad you dump that bitch. You next thing you know you use back together with her Or vice versa, you can't you got to say you with women you guys get back with X is like great Yeah, totally everyone does. I mean a lot of people do so don't trash anyone's X to you shirts done and they moved on
Starting point is 00:14:22 Otherwise you feel bad. It's like kind of face and then they don't want to tell you they're back together and they don't want to tell you anything about the person because they think you hate them because you're like, I'm glad you've done that dick, whatever. So be careful about that. That happened to me once. Really? Well, I broke up with this guy. This is like, I was like 23.
Starting point is 00:14:35 I was dating this guy and I was for like two years and I loved him. He was like the love of my life. I still feel this day. And I don't know if it's because I was younger when you're younger. You can really just like fall in love and your heart's open. And I don't know when you get older, you're just a little more jaded.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Jaded or perhaps. Black hearted like you are. Yeah, I'm black hearted, cool, black widow. But I was like, madly in love, whatever we broke up. My friend was like, you know what, I didn't really like you guys together anyway. But I'm glad, we got back together like a week later and she was like, oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:15:02 I'm like sorry, you don't like us together. So you just gotta be careful. I know you just gotta be careful what you say. Burn, burn, burn. So yeah, and then what other sex than is we just could we just have one story today, but did you read anything and you're the sexy. Prozings in your no, you know, I go on TMZ a lot. I can't even keep up with it, but it's like, you know, T.O. who's a famous football player. He has like so many babies, mamas and... Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Oh, Chosinco, he is another football player. He's having issues. He's getting back with some other chick. I don't know. I can't even... Yeah, if you're an athlete, I get why guys like growing up, they want to be athletes, but I don't think they realize it's
Starting point is 00:15:39 because they're gonna get so much tail. I was gonna say something else, but... Yeah. I mean, athletes get so much action. I was gonna say something else, but I mean, athletes get so much action. I think when you're younger, you're like, I just wanna be a baseball player because that looks really cool, but you're like, oh, I need a baseball player
Starting point is 00:15:52 and I'm gonna get laid. When you're seven, you don't know that. But truly, all these athletes just went, and I have friends in LA, because I don't know why, it's supposed to be like an LA thing, but they only date athletes. You know, like are they, Oh, we keep Kardash an LA thing, but they only date athletes. You know, like are they only...
Starting point is 00:16:05 Oh, they keep Kardashians, it seems like she only dates athletes. Right, but why? Because they're hot and they agree bodies are what... Yeah, maybe. And make a lot of money. I've never dated an athlete. No, never, never my thing.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Not that I wouldn't, but I never, I never like focused on that goal. Yeah. Wasn't a goal. A genre of a man, like an athlete. Like I've never been like, oh, like athletes are like whatever.
Starting point is 00:16:26 But that is a thing that people do. So the only sex news I have today, not the only, but the most important is the oldest women have the most exciting sex lives, say science. Is it a horse? According to a scientifically crucial new study, women over 80, no, I'm talking old. Yeah, I know. They just don't care. I have totally enviable sex lives.
Starting point is 00:16:47 There's a study that came out. This is the youngest over 45 in the oldest, 80 years old women reported a higher frequency of orgasm satisfaction. What, you don't want to think about an 80 or that? I don't know. I don't know. Although the youngest women at the highest frequency
Starting point is 00:17:00 of orgasm, 47.6, 37% of the oldest women reported reaching orgasm almost always or always. The oldest women were also found to have the highest satisfaction when it comes to sex. Well, I mean, they've had a ton of practice. They've had a ton of practice, but they know what they like. They know what they like. They know what they like. They know what they like.
Starting point is 00:17:19 They know what they like. They know what they like. They know what they like. They know what they like. They know what they like. They know what they like. They know what they like. They know what think about your grandmother having sex right now You can just take that out. Um, so yeah, that's we got we got some emails to we can get into emails from the people Phone the peeps you can always email feedback at sex the only calm. We love getting your emails. What I'll do to say These aren't emails that we read before
Starting point is 00:17:39 That was just a mistake the other day we had read one email twice and it was actually a really good email Yeah about the vibrating panties So I didn't some people miss a show here in there. They can't read them all so cool No, these have never been read all right never been seen before until now new years this one's about years Hamley Thanks for such a great year of shows in 2011 you really delivered for us this year the video podcast four days a week Have been a huge upgrade for us listeners and you've truly delivered content that has made a difference in my relationship Thank you for everything here is your daily complement
Starting point is 00:18:14 Love how you value your friendship so highly. I think they are the highest level of a relationship Even higher than the sexual ones keep up the awesome work in 2012 Paul How nice is that? Why do you like put a line through it? Because it means I read it. Yeah, but with so much. I love it. Well, okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:32 I love it. Because you were complimenting. That's what I mean. Andy, listen to the show. And he knows I love my compliments. So he's like, a year's or a daily compliment. And you know, we don't hear, I mean, we do hear a lot good things in the people, but it's just like he's a fan.
Starting point is 00:18:43 And I know this guy, Paul, he's written over the years the years a bunch and I just appreciate people to stick with us. Man they stick with us and they love us. They listen four days a week. Thank you Paul. It's a big commitment. That is. I wonder what we remember we used to ask people what they listen how they listen to the show. Yeah. I want to start doing that again in 2012. Do it right now. Do you listen through Stitcher? Do you download through iTunes? Do you go to sexoelemy.com to listen? We have a survey asking this very question that people can answer. Yeah, it's on my saxophone Emily page on Facebook. So go there, you scroll down a little bit,
Starting point is 00:19:18 because sound that's happening more. We've 10 questions we're asking you to take you three minutes to fill out. And we just want to know how you listen to the show, what you like, what you don't like, because we're trying to make improvements in the new year. We want the show to be better, stronger, even better than it already is. So fill out our quiz, our poll. Definitely. We started a new thing in 2012 with the audio podcast of changing the audio, which is, audio is going to be a lot better. Way better. It is already better. Already. We already rocked the world.
Starting point is 00:19:46 And we did our first serious show on Friday night. Serious XM. We were on, every Friday night at six o'clock, Pacific, nine o'clock, Eastern. We're going to be an extreme talk 165. A lot of people, when I mentioned serious, people got excited about that. Yeah, I know. It's exciting. Because the people that have serious right are like hardcore fans right totally
Starting point is 00:20:07 I have serious. I do like it a lot and so it was pretty exciting Okay, so here we go Interviewing women on the show. That's topic. Hi Emily and menace I just want to comment that I loved the episode y'all did with your assistant Where she answered questions about her current relationship and how it came to be kudos to her for being bold enough to tell the world Emily was lovely as always and men has had me cracking up with his enthusiastic questions I hope y'all are able to do more shows like this with different interns or just women of different ages and relationships status love you guys and keep the great work Katie from Dallas she's a premium friend of benefits member I love talking to the interns
Starting point is 00:20:41 I know me too I want to talk to one right now because I've been following her on Instagram. Oh, she has some very interesting photos on there that I would like to ask her about Tiana Do you mind being on the show? Tiana get up Not over here. No pressure, but come over here. Here's Tiana. We're gonna ask her some questions. Okay, we grabbed the microphone Over there. This is what microphone works. This microphone sucks. So I'm gonna have to really turn it up All right, can you bend it over? There you go. Okay. Can you move the camera? Yeah, I'm gonna get on my lovely intern. One of my lovely interns. Okay. Well, all right. Little out. Okay. You don't have to touch anymore. Just talk. Talk into it. Hi, hi, sweet girl. There you are. Okay. So how you doing? I'm doing good. I'm doing good. How was your new years?
Starting point is 00:21:27 My new years was actually really fun. I partied in the city with a bunch of friends. Yeah, did you make out with anyone at midnight? I did. How was that? No sex, but I did make out. I mean, he's really cute. He's a Turkish guy. I know, that's right. The Turkish guy. Did you hang out with him again? Yeah, for my hang out with him again on a trip I just went on this weekend. That's what I wanted to ask you about because it looked like... Where were you? Were you in Tahoe? Tahoe? I thought that was Tahoe. Yeah. And it looked like you were hanging out with some guy
Starting point is 00:21:57 by the water and like playing the snow. How was that going? Yeah, the Turkish guy. Yeah. The same guy. I don't know. He's tried to have sex with me all night. And he was like, well, of course, because hello, I'm gonna go on a six hour car ride to the snow and hang out some chicken.
Starting point is 00:22:16 There was no snow. There was no snow actually. There's no snow? That's like your snow. The point is you wait a little bit with the guy for the weekend and you try to do it. I didn't just go with him though. I went with my girlfriends and he was like friends with them
Starting point is 00:22:26 Like he was a big it was like all international people so they're all speaking different languages I'm like the only American there and they just Door me. Oh horse. They adore you speak girl. So what's with the guy? So you didn't want to have that with them? Um, I don't like to have sex that quick. Yeah, good for you It's like I don't know. I'm not like that. I don't like to just like sleep with somebody. Oh stop slamming your hand. I'm so sorry I'm just kidding really getting nervous because of the question. Yeah a little bit. Yeah, no, I thought you were like I told him he's like what do you do? I'm like oh, I'm like like a like a PA intern for the show And I was really looking at the list. Oh, hey
Starting point is 00:23:03 Pay the But do you like them? He's gonna look at Evan, listen to what? He is. Well, he's gotta pay the attention. I don't know what that means. I'm gonna get a big ego. But do you like him? I'm gonna fix my curse. He's cool, he's like, he's fun, but I don't know if I like him crazy about him. Is he a good kisser? He's okay.
Starting point is 00:23:17 He's okay. Yeah, sounds great. Oh no. No, because it just seemed like when I was looking on Instagram that you were on this, it looked like this getaway vacation with a guy. It was. But it just seemed like you didn't look like anybody else was around there,
Starting point is 00:23:32 which is you and pictures and some guy. And there's no guy that picture me and the guy. It looked like it, when I was looking. It looks like, then how did I know? How are you menace now? I don't know. I don't know. At his guest?
Starting point is 00:23:43 No, there was no pictures of you with the guy, the menace just guessed. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why I'll just drink wine, but um, and stuff, but uh, so not really love connection then I know No, because you're so forceful about us And then such a turn off and that was you like sick We as peanut was he trying to secure, but did you put your hand? Did he put your hand on his erect penis? No guys can do it and then like Dude guys do that all the time. It's so annoying like feel my hard penis. That's hard. That's old school shit Dude, you didn't do that. What do you mean old school guys do that all the time? I don't care what their age is
Starting point is 00:24:31 No guys don't do that anymore. They usually get a little handy correct? Yeah, he was buddy cuz like I sub next to him Wow, well cuz we had a there was like not that many beds there, and. So we're like sleeping and then we were like making out whatever I was drinking. We were making out and then like we were laying there and then he was um I like was I was like put my hand under the pillow like to sleep and I found condom just like. Oh God. He was playing. And then I go who do you think you are?
Starting point is 00:25:09 Do you think you are and everyone in the room starts laughing? He was like pretty put wait everyone in the room, so you're sure Yeah, it was just blessed. I would have been horrified like it was like I'm like, who do you think you are? I just say but he was like no, I just I just want to be Be safe I think you are like, I'm just gonna say, but he was like, no, I just want to be safe. I want to be safe. I don't like my kind of like, I'm sorry. I give a props because it's cool that he brought condoms. That's actually, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:25:31 It's just good to have condoms. Yeah, I always like to fix them one of the pills. That's awesome, but at the same time, like, do you think we, we, we, so after that, I was like, did he go, at least Felatio? I think it's Disney Felatio. You go down and see, but I've been promoting you a lot because we were there, I kept asking me like, oh, did it, did it. Well, that's probably why this you you go down and see Well, that's probably why you thought you you were down. Yeah, yeah, you work on the section Oh Oh my god, I'm glad you didn't see but the sky. I don't like them. No, he's really nice. Yeah
Starting point is 00:26:00 Well, he was drinking how many times he sounds like that is okay. It's fine I don't get mad about it. It's like I just I grew up with I have a brother I grew up with guys I don't have you're just on that inside It is just no I like it. He's cool, but I'm not like crazy about him. Okay. I haven't known him that long Hi, it's been since New Year's, but I'm cool. He's listening you're cool Yeah, we love you. He's a nice job with the condoms, but that was a little kind of, you should probably should love him out of your pillow. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're under my pillow, and I'm just like,
Starting point is 00:26:29 look, this face, if a guy is gonna take this long car ride, and he made it, yeah, I know, but also you made out with him on New Year's, then he's, of course, he's gonna go for it, and he's from Turkey, he's like, it's either, it's like,'s from Turkey. It's like it's either it's like do or die basically like yeah no yeah because he's like he's gonna go back home to his motherland he's never gonna see you again so yeah but is he just a student he's a permanent resident
Starting point is 00:26:59 that you live he works here oh I mean but either anyways a guy he's just gonna go for it. Do you think that going away for a weekend means that you're gonna see it together? Always typically I would think that yes He's gonna prepare. He's gonna at least try clearly prepared. He obviously brought condoms. Yeah I'm proud of you for not Caving into pressure. I feel good when I when I actually I know this sounds really crazy But like when I when I actually I know this sounds really crazy, but like when I have control Yes, I feel actually like I didn't I think it up
Starting point is 00:27:29 But I mean I love sex, but it's like I'm real selective. You should be as you should be I don't want you but I had a great time. We were like 20 people in the hot tub like naked I got a little crazy a little bit Naked internet in the hot tub I got a little crazy a little bit. Ooh, naked intern in the hat's up. I'm not naked but I was getting like, I had my brownie. Yeah, that's fun. That's fun.
Starting point is 00:27:49 It was fun and... Did you and your girlfriends make out at all? No. Oh, she's tired. She made out with her real kids. We were like, oh, they were with their bras and panties on. Why do you look like menace? I know, I could have directed the whole you're from where Brazil
Starting point is 00:28:09 She was the she kissed a Brazilians and poor. No, I would have directed the whole weekend Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, it's no big deal. There's only tongue I'm not. I'm sure. Not at the time. Well, that's good, Tiana. Good for you. Any other men in the roster lined up for 2012? Yeah. I like the musicians. The musicians? That's your thing. Like some women like sport athletes.
Starting point is 00:28:39 I don't. I like everyone else like the musicians too. And the musicians like themselves so much. You got gotta be careful He's really cool. He he's really talented musician and He's like we're going on He's like once take me to my woods. Oh, yeah totally I'm never gonna take you to woods be careful be careful make sure you're in a shuddy
Starting point is 00:29:01 I know hiking in my words is beautiful. It's one of the most beautiful spots in Northern California. But we're just friends. Like we're just hanging out. We're just friends. Okay. Hang in on the woods. Okay. Just watch out.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Not to knock musicians, but I've been around musicians like more than half of my life and been around girls that dated musicians forever. And it does a work probably 85% of the time. But you're a woman, you're not going to listen to me anyway, so good to what you want. They're focused on the focus on their work, their music, and they get a lot of people, women, throw at them. Yeah, no matter what level position they are. But she's a hot little number, so you know, she's pretty smart. He might want her. You got them, you know, just make sure you're the boss then. If you're going to deal with a musician. Don't give it up to him too quickly. Don't give
Starting point is 00:29:46 it up in the woods when you're in the woods. Oh, you know how to you know how to play the banjo. That's so hot. Let's have sex. Or like accordion. I did it. I wanted to just because he was a musician. I did. I did that in college. He was a musician and his music wasn't even that good, but he was so hot. So I was in love with him. He played the drums for the stupid cover band college and I wasn't even great. But I had a class with him. I had a question up for two years that I classed with him. And I was so excited.
Starting point is 00:30:11 The ass went and date. And he was so boring. He didn't talk. He didn't say word. And I realized that I was only into him because of the he was on stage. And I saw him. And I went out there and like way too many times
Starting point is 00:30:22 for him being so boring. But I kept waiting for him to be more interesting because he's a musician, but it doesn't mean that they're so interesting just because you can play the dance. Yeah. OK, well, good luck to you. Keep us posted though it happens with the walk in Myrwoods. Be safe.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Bring your pepper spray. Yeah. I'm his my friend. I'm like, that's been my friend for a couple of years. And you even hooked up yet? Well, he, like, I know. Once. No, we haven't.
Starting point is 00:30:44 Made out a couple times. This is a made out. Yeah made out maybe Felicia touch your boobies Maybe just making boobies. We're gonna get into some boob talk. All right. Nice talk Thank you. I know. Thanks so much. Sorry. I thought I had juicy I thought I had a juicy Insight from the pictures she gave me oh Instagram I can't wait to get on that. It was a false story that was being given to me on Instagram that she was on a love getaway
Starting point is 00:31:12 over by the lake, making out with some hot Turkish guy. Yeah, well, that's partially true. Yeah. Turkish guy who came all to you prepared. Okay. I like the part that he brought multiple condoms. I know, there's just one kind of man. Yeah, he's like, he's like, let's just stop.
Starting point is 00:31:29 I'm taking you to Pound Town all weekend by the lake. Pound Town, Jesus, you really say that. I love Pound Town. That's hilarious. Okay. I'm taking you to Pound Town. I'm bringing it. I've got so many condoms right now from lifestyle.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Yeah, I'm gonna bring you some. You didn't give me none. I like making a loom animal stuff. I'll bring you over some one we do our thing at three. Okay. We got a meeting. So I'll bring you some, do you really do you use condoms? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Of course. I hope so. I need, you need extra large. I need extra large, alter ribbed. I need the, the, the, the, the, has the tip reservoir on the end. You know, all those different kinds. No, you don't. What do you kind of, do you know, kind of you really like? Uh, no, but the, I can tell you the first one I ever used. Right.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Cause you had a hard time getting it on, right? No. Oh, yeah. Well, I never really ended up having sex. That's Real quick, real quick story. I was too afraid to buy condoms. I sent my autistic friend to go into buy condoms. Truly, he's autistic or is it? He's truly autistic. Okay. And he was wearing a hoodie and glasses.
Starting point is 00:32:34 He looked like the unibomber. Okay. And he was definitely afraid to buy him. He goes in there and he buys them for me. I didn't even look at the box. Later on, I tried to have sex, and I was trying to figure out why the hell am I having so much trouble having sex.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Turn on the light, look at the condoms, and the condoms are unloovicated. They're unloovicated condoms. Who in the hell buys unloovicated condoms? What are those used for? I don't know, people have allergies and they can't have the lubricant. I don't know, but it was a nightmare.
Starting point is 00:33:04 But anyways, when I was successful at having sex for the first time. Last week. For the first time last week, it was amazing. It lasted five seconds. I used the tuxedocondam. I don't remember this. It's by lifestyles.
Starting point is 00:33:22 It's a secret. Yeah, I don't know. But I have other lifestyle condoms that I will bring you if you want me to. Okay. Iles. Yeah, I don't know but I have other lifestyle condoms that I will bring you okay me today I like yeah, I don't know I like it depends There's those condoms are too short. It seems that some men they fall off maybe guys I date is have large Poses hey large princess um not that it matters Can I ask you has any your parents ever found a condom or a family member found? No, no, never have.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Well, I haven't lived with my family in forever. Hi, Zers. No, but I got blamed for one. I took the blame for one of my friends who had sex in your parents better. No, no, no, no, but he left the condom in his room and he said it was my condom. I took the heat for it. His parents were super religious. That was basically a priest.
Starting point is 00:34:12 I said, all right, yeah, it was me. They wouldn't let you be friends anymore. They would let me be friends. But I just had to have a freaking talk with the guy. I did get busted actually the first time my head sucks. I was 17 years old in a water bed in my boyfriends, brothers, water bed, like this really old janky water bed. Who has water beds anymore? Anyone know. But the point is, we had sex for the first time and took it to condom off. And the sex was mediocre, I barely remember it,
Starting point is 00:34:45 but it's an intense moment for women. It wasn't like it felt particularly great, but the point is we took the condom off, we left the room and his brother, like a week later, found the condom like on the side of the water bed, and he's like, were you having sex in my bed? Because I think with that, my boyfriend
Starting point is 00:35:00 at the time thought that the water bed would be super smooth. Yeah. But then he pulls out this condom and it wasn't good. Ugh. Ugh, it's right. Okay. I always know where the condoms are. And the wrapper.
Starting point is 00:35:14 And the wrapper. And I always know where the hair ties are because you guys lead those on purpose on the ground. No, we don't. They're called land mines. And I find those fuckers everywhere. You cannot No matter where you try to hide them in my room. I will find your hair tie. I know. I've got hair ties all over I'm putting a warning out there. What does you think that women leave behind their hair ties? Of course of course
Starting point is 00:35:37 They don't leave them behind that's such a myth that women leaves. Well, that's true Some women probably do leave stuff behind on purpose. So they'll be like, oh, I have to go back and get my earring, but I don't, I've never done that. But the hair ties are all over my house. They're my hair ties, but I know what you're saying. They try. I have hair ties.
Starting point is 00:35:57 I have hair ties, I have earrings, I have rings. From random chicks? Yeah, and then they like, they go, they say, oh, I'll, when we meet up again, I'll, I'll get it. I'm like, okay, yeah, right. Even though I'm never gonna see me again. I just deleted your phone number. Yeah, one of them just got married.
Starting point is 00:36:16 So I don't think I'm gonna. Well, it's so funny. I feel weird to giving her a ring. Does every guy have a drawer of women's stuff that's been left over? Because I know that my acts in L.A. They'll use car salesmen that he seemingly use car salesmen, though he's not. I found in his house an entire drawer and it wasn't like a small drawer.
Starting point is 00:36:34 It was a big drawer with like five, six pairs of underwear, tons of jewelry underwear I throw out. Yeah. I'm not going to keep underwear. No, he leaves it. He keeps it. It was gross. And it was like, this is after we broke it it was gross and it was like This is after we broke up with your friends and I was like going in his drawer to get something swear to God wasn't snooping
Starting point is 00:36:51 And it was like I've never seen a topo re of like women's underwear women's garments I wonder if every guy has like the random one earring one bracelet one sock one piece of my one panty I mean, I if it's jury. I feel bad. I don't, you know, I know nothing about that. Anything cute? Check them over and go shopping in your jewelry. The earrings are kind of cool. I don't think she's ever gonna come back for those. She should check those.
Starting point is 00:37:15 But yeah, I just keep them in a place just in case. You never know. Right. jewelry might have sentimental value. Sure. Hair ties and underwear. I'm sorry sorry you need to call it a loss. Yeah exactly exactly. That's true. I wonder if I'm sure I've left them to wear it guys' houses. I did find a pair of underwear one time when I came back from my
Starting point is 00:37:36 house on the ground and I came back from my I came back to my house with another chick and I walked to the side of my bed and there was a pair of underwear there. I was like holy shit. What the fuck do I do? So with another chick and I walked to the side of my bed and there was a pair under there. I was like, holy shit. What the fuck do I do? So I grabbed it and I, without her looking, I stuck it in the middle of the bed and I totally forgot about it and it was under there, honestly, for like a year and a half in the middle of the bed. After like, I started like getting serious with somebody and like dating them forever.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Like, if- And then she found it. She never found it because it was in between the mattresses. Right, right. And it was a brand new mattress so you don't have to like flip it, you know? But like so many times when you like pulled it out, I pulled out the sheets and stuff like that
Starting point is 00:38:17 could have totally found it. Yeah, totally. And I would have been murdered. Murder, it's true. The underwear always pop out, it's true. I know, I've left underwear I don't know why women leave underwear they're like you came with underwear on you had sex why aren't you putting the underwear on when you
Starting point is 00:38:31 don't you can't find it and you just want to leave that's true you want to get the hell out of there like did I really see with him like keep my panties I think that's what happened to me because I have lost underwear over the years and bras at least bras too it's a bummer next next day having underwear in my pocket for some reason, like a girl's underwear in my pocket. You had it in your pocket when you woke up in the morning? Yeah, I had my jeans on, which is very weird.
Starting point is 00:38:54 That's very weird, man. Yeah. That's when you're black out sex moments. Yeah, I don't know how that happened. It's kind of odd. That is odd. Maybe you shoes wearing a skirt and you slithered panties officer or a tic-t-stly somewhere and stuck them in your. Yeah, maybe. But that is odd. Maybe you choose wearing a skirt and you slither panties officer
Starting point is 00:39:05 Obticiously somewhere and stuck them in your yeah, maybe I just she said hey hold hold on to these for me I said all right fine. I like fine would have sold them way. Okay, we're gonna get into breasts because we just got a few Remeds and I do you a you breast man or like a butt man if you had a choice I mean No, I mean I don't freak out over any different type of party. No, of course not. Some guys are really into, you know, asses. Right. And some guys are really into breasts.
Starting point is 00:39:33 I like a girl that has a nice pair of thighs. Thighs are really hot. Thighs, yeah. But there's no, like, you know, if some girl has some huge set of cans and she's walking down the street, I'm not like in a term ahead and go oh my god you know right but it just doesn't I don't know I just think guys that do that kind of stuff it's so guys can help and look at me but we talked about this like it's annoys me I find annoying I don't hang out with any kind of guys like that
Starting point is 00:40:00 they like check out breast all the time oh my god if like I'm if I'm like eating at a restaurant and I'm hanging out with a group of guy friends that I'm friends with. And if they turn my head they go, oh my god look at that girl look at this set of cans over there on that chick. Like I'm like I'm not probably not gonna hang out with her. Yeah. You're probably like done and done. Yeah. Oh, those kind of guys. I hate dudes like that. I do too. I'm glad you know that kind of dude. I hate it, but I can appreciate a female's body and like how hot it is. Right. Exactly. But I'm not going to, you know, sound the alarm.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Right. Exactly. Well, what we're talking about with breasts is that some women like their breasts touch, right? And some women are as enthusiastic about it. So you just have to like get to know, but a lot of women like we said I said earlier is that a nipple Orgasm is a second most common orgasm there is on the planet. Yeah, so with a lot of women You need to touch their breast you need to get to know their breasts and there's also a myth out there that the bigger the breast size the more
Starting point is 00:40:57 Sensitive she is and that's actually not true. Have you ever heard that before? I have no sensitivity to the breast has nothing to do with size and I have no- So the sensitivity of the breast has nothing to do with size and statistically the left breast is bigger. You need that. Hold on. I never knew that. I'm feeling if my breast is bigger on the left hand side. I do know that they are different, right?
Starting point is 00:41:15 It always a left. And so you know, nickel-gordon, nipple orgasm is the most sensitive, is the second most common. And also, for women, don't be afraid to touch your own breast during sex. So it feels good and he's not touching your breasts and you can touch your own breast. You don't even think it's kind of hot when you touch your sub-rests and it feels good to us too, right? When you have your breast touching all the time, they feel good.
Starting point is 00:41:36 Yeah, I just feel weird when they're touching their breasts and then they're trying to look hot. Oh, do you think they're staring at me? They're like staring at me, they're trying to like turn me on and be like, oh look, I'm feeling like I'm wearing breasts. look, I'm feeling like. Oh yeah. But sometimes it feels good to touch your own breasts. I want to laugh.
Starting point is 00:41:49 I want to laugh. You're like, yeah, nice porn star moves. Get the hell out and take your panties with you. That's exactly how you feel. I feel bad for any chicks that do try hard like that. Have you been with the woman? We're like, what's up with the porn star moves? That would turn a lot of guys on on but I just think I find it's
Starting point is 00:42:06 cliché. I find it cliche and one girls like really try really hard to be sexy like they don't they don't have to do that right you're like embarrassed I get embarrassed for them. What do they do? You see no one girls like they don't know they're grabbing their breasts and they're like staring at you trying to be super sexy and hot like I Know I'm watching Dave Chappelle or something doing stand up. I think it's hilarious You know, I know you mean I know you mean but guys guys you guys have to but I guess it is more women because the proliferation of porn
Starting point is 00:42:38 I think that what are guys doing touching their own body to make themselves know but guys just like No, I guess it's more the women. Yeah. Because porn is so much about female performance, if you're watching, like, how are sexual porn? There are some breasts don'ts. Things that you should never do with breasts. Don't use your nails on her breasts.
Starting point is 00:43:00 Don't scrape her breasts. It's kind of obvious. Don't twist her nipples. Don't slap her boobs unless she asks you to. There's a very popular internet video of a guy slapping a girl's boobs. It made to like, Tosh.0 and stuff like that. He was like a wedding DJ. And out of nowhere, he doesn't realize that people
Starting point is 00:43:20 are paying attention to him. And everyone's dancing and he's playing music. And then there's this girl standing there. And he just starts slapping her breasts like back and forth. The DJ at a wedding? At a wedding, it was hilarious. That is so funny. Yeah, don't do that. So type in wedding DJ slapping breasts and then you'll see it.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Okay, we should post that on the interweb on our website. SexLamming.com. Yeah, okay, and don't use any rough biting. As with anything, if you're starting with new kinds of touch Or with a new person start slowly start leaving a lot of ease. Leave a lot of it. Don't leave a lot of hickeys on the breast Don't do that first touch her breasts over her clothing. Do you know how good that feels it feels really good when a guy Tusses your breasts through your clothes and doesn't go right for them. So slowly undress her doesn't go right for them. So slowly undress her.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Start with softness. Like I said, always start softly. Don't go right in for the pinching in the heart. Like start with soft touching and caressing and stay there a while and caress and see what she likes because a lot of women have different sensitivities and different part of the breast.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Some of them will love their nipples touch. Some of them in like the areas around the breast touch, the ariola, you need to just experiment and see ask or two. That's like such an important thing that guys don't often do and I have been guys who have are like, how does that feel? Is that good? Sometimes you can tell if she's moaning or whatever. But the guys go in and they're just like, and then they're done.
Starting point is 00:44:40 It's so annoying. There was this girl that was hanging out with that had a very large breasts. She wouldn't let me have sex with her, but she would let me play with her breasts all day long. Did you like doing that? It's fine. I mean, I guess that's all we're going to do. Right.
Starting point is 00:44:58 We hung out a couple of times and then I go, I'm bored with this. Was she turned on with her biobress? Yeah, yeah. Oh, did she have orgasms through her breasts? No, I don't think so. But I did, I've hung out with a young lady. I wish I could get her on the phone right now, talk about she's totally cool, but now she's dating some crazy boyfriend
Starting point is 00:45:19 that doesn't let her do anything, makes her change her phone number, and get on the list. Come on, seriously? Yeah. So I wish I could talk to her, but yeah get off the hood. Come on, seriously? Yeah. So I wish that we could talk to her, but yeah. Why does she and Nibbler go out? Yeah. And I want to know because she actually had her breast done
Starting point is 00:45:34 after, and I want to know if she can still do that. Oh, maybe you're... Interesting. This is one of your two women who had boob jobs after you gave them. Yeah, maybe we can call her sister, because I'm a cooler sister. Yeah, do that. They say sometimes they become more sensitive after you get it to them. Yeah, maybe what we can call our sister because I'm cooler sister. Yeah, do that.
Starting point is 00:45:46 They say sometimes they become more sensitive after you get a boot job. So they never know. So making, if you can make the nipples tense, if you want to make the nipples hard, by placing both your fingers on either side of the nipple and push down slightly with your fingers apart, like you're rolling a joint. Like you're rolling a joint. Exactly. Like you're rolling a joint and start gentle and see just to see how she likes her breasts taught how her breasts touch
Starting point is 00:46:07 now use your mouth important to use your mouth you can like suck on her nipples you can breathe in your nipples that feels good the cool and the hot sensation like you're sucking and then you pull back and you breathe on them I heard it's a good place to put seem into that's just a lot of men like to come between the breasts. Sure they do. Right. I try to say in a clinical way and you just you just bust out the seawater. Like titty effing. Yeah. No. And then and then you come on a rest. Yes. Pearl necklace. The pearl necklace. I know all the stuff. And then I heard that you use you're supposed to throw like $20 bills on top afterwards or something like that. Gucci purses, whatever.
Starting point is 00:46:46 And then you're supposed to pour champagne on top of the... $6 champagne, do it. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, you're supposed to put champagne in one try. So you know Adam and Eve has this stay erect nipple gel? Yeah. So you just drop a dab of this peppermint flavored gel for long lasting hard nipples. It's made with the essence of peppermint and menthol at last for hours and
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Starting point is 00:47:41 the nipples are hard? Do you pay attention to that? That subtlety. Oh, it's hot. you think it's hot when the nipples are hard do you pay attention to that that subtlety? Oh, it's hot now. It's hard now. It's a hard thing. I mean, I don't find it hot when I mean I don't get turned down or go crazy when you know girls wearing a t-shirt and nipples are hard right So you guys look at her nips. Yeah people go crazy for that kind of stuff. I mean I Whatever, but you know, it's cool. It's fine. I sound like I'm like not interested in women at all. I know. But I am honestly. I know. I was just thinking before when you started reading about
Starting point is 00:48:13 I'm Adam and Eve, if I could probably find a girl, I can probably find a girl with no problem that'll let me like pour champagne on her breasts. Yeah, no problem. But I want to see if I can find a girl. I ask her if I can pour champagne on her breasts. Yeah, no problem. But I want to see if I can find a girl. I ask her if I can pour champagne on her breasts. But while I'm doing that, I want to make her, I want to let her know that this is 699 Trader Joe's champagne.
Starting point is 00:48:36 And see if she's still down for it. I go, I just, I want to pour champagne on her breasts and then she'll go, okay, fine. Oh yeah, by the way, this is 6.99. Trader Joe's here. Because it's so cheap, you mean, should we be like, why wasn't the Vibhku cookers something, yeah? I wanna see if I could pull that off.
Starting point is 00:48:52 Yeah, I'm sure you could find the right checks. They'd be like, 6.99, that's awesome. You never know, there's women feel differently by different things. Good luck to you. And then after I do that, maybe I'll bust out the Tull-Shaw, the Tud-Buck-Chuck. Oh God, menace, have a good time there. Maybe I should do, after I do that, maybe I'll bust out the charge draw, the two-d buck check.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Oh, God, menace. Have a good time there. Maybe I should do, we should do like a, uh, whole day. We'd cost you 899. I know, expensive. I would have to, we should just make notes of like this crazy things that we want to do in 2012. Yeah. And you want to pour six, I'm going to pour nine champagne and girls breasts. Yeah. Dude, write it down. Everyone needs to have new singles for the new year. We need to still go to Vegas sometime. We're just gonna go like, I wanna go tomorrow. Isn't it happening this week?
Starting point is 00:49:32 Yeah. I know. It's gonna make it happen. Are they? It makes me tense. I really wanted to go. So one more thing about nipples, don't just stick to the nipple. So lick the space between her breasts.
Starting point is 00:49:42 Lick under her breast, around her breast, between her breasts. This whole area feels really good. Maybe under her breast is kind of sweaty though. Oh God. Maybe she should be forward. Well maybe she can put champagne there, lick it up, you won't taste it. There you go. Deal. Okay, so that's some breast information. Are all the things you need to know about breast in 2012. We're going to start dissecting different body parts this year. It'll be awesome. One day, I'll be able to pour spade champagne on a girl's breast, but just not now. Splayed champagne? Spade. That's the best kind. That's the best kind. I thought that you used to be crystal, but those fools are racist. So don't drink crystal. Okay. I'll put that. Everyone has moved on to spade champagne. Okay, good to know.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Yeah. I'm not saying that they're races. No. That's what everyone on the show says. Everyone says they're races. Okay, so there's another, okay. So whatever kind of champagne you just should pour it out of brass.
Starting point is 00:50:34 I think you should make it a goal for January. Okay. I think you should have a sex goal every month, every year. That means by the end of the show, you'll have tried 12 new things. Cool. I'll do it too. Tomorrow I'll tell you what it is.
Starting point is 00:50:45 Okay everyone, thanks for listening to Sex with Emily. It was a good for you. Email me feedback at sexwithemily.com.

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