Sex With Emily - SWE: Dating Mistakes

Episode Date: May 22, 2013

People are always asking Emily, “how do I get my wife to have sex with me?” Emily shares how to reignite the spark in your relationship (I hope you’re good at poll dancing!)... Emily and her cohost Menace discuss Facebook etiquette after a breakup and why self-love is the most important thing for your life (masturbation and loving yourself). Emily ends the show by breaking down the biggest dating mistakes people make, from talking about your past sexual partners to hooking up with a sibling of someone you dated. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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And it's sex with only all the time. All you ever, all you ever want it. And more. So what's up? It's Friday. It's Friday. It's Friday, T-J-F. Wait, wait, wait.

Before we go on what you're going to do for the weekend. And today, it's Friday, it's Friday, TGF. Wait, wait, wait, before we go on what you're gonna do for the weekend and today, how's the dog? I'm having a hard time. Oh, really? Well, I just got a new dog that I'm sort of borrowing it for 30 days, that's how it is now. So my friend Charlotte brought me this dog back

that she thought would be the perfect dog for me. And I love this, I mean, it's hard to bite you to bond with it. It feels like we are trying to bond with each other. And I didn't bring her today because my friend, Charlotte wanted to take her running this morning and I didn't have time. I'm like, great, you take her, I'll get her later. I'm so used to have been living my entire adult life without

any responsibility. But yet it feels like it's time for me to have more responsibility. And I don't want it to be like, be like, pathetic chick. Yeah, it feels like it's time for me to have more responsibility. Oh, yeah. What's happening? Like, oh, sorry. Yeah, feedback. I didn't know that I was in there. I know, that's cool. So anyway, I'm like, you know, so it's, it's a little scary. But here's what I feel like. I feel like when I got my new, when I got my new cell phone, my droid, when I transferred from the black bird to the droid. Yeah, they said I had 30 days to return it

And it wasn't until like the 29th day that I fell in love that I never fell in love with my droid That I understood my droid that I got it and I didn't return it So I thought okay, sure when Charlotte is my best friend. She'll give me how much time as much time as I want and she loves this dog And we've changed the name for the third time too, so the dogs and you look crazy. The dog is going to be so confused. It's now daisy. It was dixie and it was scarlet before that because she's from the south. So we want to give her a southern name. She's a jack Russell. And she's so cute. She's a little bigger of a dog. She's like a little, I want to the more of a lap dog. I love cuddling and I love the little dogs eating carrot and we wish she's a little bigger, but she's sweet and adorable

and I'm and here's but here's the biggest issue is that again, I'm so used I'm such an independent woman. My life is very much revolved around what I have to do and running and I'm always running from one place to the next. I'm traveling here and there and is my life conducive for a dog. You know, I don't think that I'm ever going to feel that it is but i do love dogs like it's never going to be the right moment to get a dog can you just say that i was right all right that now i'm not saying anything i'm not saying that you're right or wrong because i might it might be a match made in heaven

and i have another three weeks to find out so my cousin uh... had in prop in prompt you visit uh... to san francisco and I was talking about you last night, and I said that you would probably get rid of the dog. This is what all my friends think. We really think so? Yes. It's almost why I have to keep the dog just to prove everyone that I can have the dog.

No, don't do that in making me like this. No, I'm kidding. I would never do that. But I think that I just think that I'm not, you know, change is hard for everybody. No matter what the change is, it's always an adjustment. And I just feel like I'm going through an adjustment period of like having to take care

of something other than myself. But think of like how less selfish I'll be. Like it'll be, I'll be so much more giving and open, like to have this beautiful creature in my life. Yeah. It sounds like a nightmare. Oh my god. I could look with that.

Thanks honey. I'm so glad you asked. So yeah, but I'm excited that it's the weekend. Hopefully it'll be a really nice weekend. I plan on working and I'm planning on going out tonight for friends birthday and I might and we're meeting up with, remember that guy met a few weeks ago. I think I might see him. And then I'm going to see, I told you,

Tails of the City, the play tomorrow night. It's just gonna be really fun. And then there's a bunch of guys lately that I told you, I've met. I've gotten asked out, okay, I go through, like we all do. You go through periods where you're up, bring it out, you can't meet enough people. Like you can't juggle them enough.

And then it's like where you haven't gotten a text in a month, it's like the desert. So I don't know. But lately I've been getting hit up by a lot of guys that I've met at different places. Like some of them I don't even remember. They're like, remember we met at so and so, like they Facebook me or something. No, I don't give them all my phone number. I'm not sure if that was your next question.

And I don't know what to do because part of me is like, I'm single, I'm dating, I'm writing a date, but I don't even know how I know them or who I met them and who they are. So then I got to Google them and figure out how I met them and are they cute or they not? And then another guy in my building Anyway, I don't want to talk about that. But I just feel like I keep meeting guys who asked me anyway It's guys feels really good for the ego, but I'm not sure that I even have time or I'm ready or even like all of them or not That's what's going on, but I think I'll have some dates to speak and

Some working some playing what about you? You're going to some music festival and doing something backstage or someone famous. Yeah, I am doing that. But I have some other stories to share. Good. That happened today. I thought it was hilarious. OK.

All right, I have two stories. One's Facebook and one is email. So I'm going to go with the email, so I don't want you to cut off the Facebook story because it's also good So today I was I was at the office. It's Friday everyone's laid back, you know, whatever and I don't know why but I started going into my Gmail account And I was talking with my assistant. I was like man I have 27 gigs in my Gmail account. I can go back and see all my emails Right and my emails go back almost see all my emails. Right.

And my emails go back almost to like, I think, 2005, 2006. Wow. Right? I have everything that I ever need. I just type it in, boom. That's perfect. Some file that I need, it's there. Right.

So for some reason, the email, there's an email of after I worked with you for the very first time. Oh my god, I'm crying. You're not going to cry because I read it and I thought it was hilarious. Tell you have to read to me. Well, it's like, I remember- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait you were doing it before, but then they asked me, they go, oh, you know, she needs some help. Oh, I can't believe this. Could you go on there and do it?

So we said it on this type of show before. Then what were we were doing then? I started sex the only as a podcast in my living room, about five, six years ago. And then I got asked to do a live show on, can I say, where on CBS radio in San Francisco, a station that's no longer in business, but it was called Free FM and it was an FM talk station. And I was so honored. I was like, my little podcast in my living room, they want me to do a live show.

I'd never been on the radio before. I had never been in a radio studio before and it was very exciting. And then I find out that I'm assigned to this guy, This menace guy is going to be my board operator. They said am producer and then menace and I met. So what happens? No, you can embarrass him. No, so he goes this is it's a 328 2006. One of the bosses asked me you know so how did it go? My reply was they need some kind of training

so they can understand how a show works. That was my reply. That's all you said? And it's been a love affair ever since. And what did you for reply after that? I didn't even look, but I just thought that. I had never, do you know that I had never been into a radio station until the night that I went live?

Oh no, I went live. I know I could tell. Clearly. Okay, did you find any other good emails? No, I just thought that was the real money. That is hilarious. So that's 2006, so we have known each other for five years. Yeah, I did find a bunch of pictures where I was really skinny, so I was like, I gotta go

to the gym. I just have to. I know I've been talking about it for years. Let me see you skinny. Look. Oh my god, is that how you were when I met you? Um, I don't think so. I think I might it. You're so cute. I think you're so cute now. I try. I try. But I want to, you know, I want to get fit again. I like that. That was a great story. That was okay. So 2006. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was funny. That is funny. You're like, she really

needs help. Yeah. She needs help. Oh, nine, one, one. They need to understand how to do a show. I mean, they're must be some other people. Oh my God, I was like, hang it up on people. I had never been in a radio station. I know what I was doing. And menacefully, and he knew you were. Oh my God. You were cute them.

You were like sleeping in the station. You were working your ass off. I was trying. So, here's the other story that I have today. Okay. Because I was in the middle of a phone conversation with a friend of mine from LA, and I just dropped the phone. Okay. Because it's- Not because what they were telling me, but and I just dropped the phone. Okay.

Not because what they were telling me, but what I saw on the internet. So I'm trying to say this without giving out names and people can figure out exactly who they are. But I had two friends in the industry that were dating. Okay. I knew the guy for my entire radio career. Everybody in radio knows each other. Right. Across the country, it's so small,

it's like a tiny high school, right? Right. So he was dating somebody in the industry that I see a lot. Okay. See how? Because they were, they were. It has to be where you see her, like you banger.

No, I don't banger. Oh, okay. I see her. You see her in the office. I see her in an office. I lost. Right. Right?

And they were having a long distance relationship for a really long time. And apparently, they broke up. And so the usual thing is the woman just ends up going, telling everybody, oh, I'm single. Right. She goes to Facebook, changed. Yeah. I always say that which really annoys me is like how women

You know have a parade and let everybody know that they're single someone some women I'll say probably 95% I'd say not it's not that high say the numbers out that high but go ahead so anyways so I'm on the phone with my friend L.A. and Then I pulled the Facebook and it's the guy and the guy just added 15 new photos to his Facebook page of him of him and I look on his page and it's him and They just broke up like not too long ago. Okay. It's him and another chick and they're in Jamaica She's in bikinis. They're making out. They're on No way he's all hugged up and I'm like oh my god

There's no way and it sucks because everybody So how long go do they break up? I need time a week a month? It has to be a little over a month. Okay. Oh, that's see that's why you got a different you got a different Dude, but you know what's crazy is like everybody had the same reaction What was the reaction like home? Oh my god what happens when she sees it yeah that's right like she's gonna go for the third year well i have to say the weird thing that that that sucks see that's why i think this

is a case of so there's a guy was dating let's say a year ago just for shits and giggles it was a year ago it was about a year ago we did it about three months and it was a pretty amicable breakup but there was a little issue at the end where we had a miscommunication and we haven't been friends ever since. But I was home so we broke up probably a year ago. So I was looking at my emails and someone wanted to see him. They're like I was with a friend in Michigan and she's like oh show me the picture that guy you were dating. So I pull it up and I realize we're

not friends anymore. He defended me. But a week earlier, I had seen someone else, I'd gone to his page for some reason, not to stalk him, but I was like, I don't remember. I was like, oh yeah, here's who he is. I think it was for a work thing actually. I was like, you might know someone,

same people, whatever. So in the last week, he defended me. We broke up a year ago. So for some reason, in the last week, he defrauded me. We broke up a year ago. So for some reason, in the last week, he decided to defraud me and I don't know why. Now it's driving you crazy. Well, you have a like, why, why a year later are you all of a sudden defrauding me?

Like I thought, am I posting too much? Did I never, I'm not posting pictures of me and guys, which I never post pictures of me and guys? Yes, except for it's you. I post pictures of me and men, it's like all the time. But I'm never like me and my guy, whatever. So anyway, I thought that was weird. But I don't know why. I'm like, what was that moment?

It was like driving me crazy. And I was with my sister-in-law who is not on Facebook. She's never been on Facebook, doesn't like Facebook. And I was like, oh my god, he different me. And she was like, what do you tell me? He was her first, she never even seen Facebook. She doesn't know Facebook drama. No, she doesn't get it. She's like, what is he talking about? Like, it was her first, she never even seen Facebook. She doesn't know Facebook drama. No, she doesn't get it. She's like, of course he did. You broke up with them. I'm like,

yeah, yeah, but you don't get it. We were friends a week ago. So what happened? And I'm like, why don't I even care? Let it go. Who's there? Any medication in that? Nothing. I have not talked to him in a year. So all I know is like, maybe he got sick of seeing my posts. That was... That was... I was too. Of my posts? Yeah.

Yeah, I get that you want someone out of your life that, you know. But, yeah, I get too. Of my post. Yeah, I get that you want someone out of your life that, you know, but yeah, I get it. What's cool is I remember I use a program where I don't even I am able to update it without even looking at it, you know, I know who sweet. Yeah, who tweets my friends. We need to help with that. We've been trying to do it, but it sometimes doesn't always work. Okay, let me tell you a little bit about today's show. Okay.

Okay, today's show is very exciting because it's Friday and we're all very excited here. We're all very turned on before we were even doing it. I've kind of turned on the last few days. You notice that? Yeah, what's going on? Like I got like all roused by my own material. Yeah, I totally need to get laid. Okay, topics on today's show.

We're going to be reading your emails that you send to feedback at sexwithm.com. A lot of you also so easily can go to the Ask Emily tab on my website, Sex with Emily, and ask me a question. Some of the topics include not enjoying sex, not having enough sex, posing naked, and more questions about anal play. And then later, we'll be discussing and debating the things you should never, ever do in a relationship. Men's and I are going to be discussing.

These are some common, commonly held beliefs around things you should never ever do in a relationship. Men's and I are going to be discussing. These are some commonly held beliefs around things you should never do in a relationship and we're going to debate. Plus, we have a contest. It's your turn to give us your hottest sex tip. The best sex tip wins a sexy prize, so email us, feedback at sexwiththeemily.com or through the website. And then, yeah, that's what we're doing. And then we've got our poll info here.

We can get to the minute. But do we have more to talk about? No, no, no. Nothing, like, what are you doing this weekend? Oh, I do have to go to a birthday party in San Jose, California. So I'm gonna go to that. And then I Saturday, no plans.

And then Sunday, I'm going to the Mayhem music festival. Sounds crazy. With mega death and all these other activities. Sounds awful, it's just a work. Yeah, it's a work thing. Okay, sorry about that. But I'll be out of festival today. Okay, so pull.

Okay, we've pulled on our site. Not only are you getting such a Emily every single day for one hour, and you can do it on demand if you are friends with benefits of memory right now. A lot of people are watching live, but you can also get this on demand if you missed it from one to two and we've got polls so here's what we got here's our latest poll and you know the answers okay what is your favorite time to have when is your favorite time to have sex 19% said any time on the weekend that was the least number 21% said morning time 23% said delight, and 37% said at night.

You said you were a weekend person. I'm kind of a weekend person, because during the week I'm just like, I'm too busy. I'm busy. But I would do it at night and they're in the week. How make I go to sleep? Although I kind of wake up after socks, which is annoying, because I'm like, let's talk! Not, no, I'm kidding. But not talk about the, we're not talking about anything in the tortin' particular, but

like, sex wakes me me up and it's so Bishabummer it's like why men are for Mars moon are for Venus and all that stuff they talk about like men fall asleep I wake up it is a problem Yeah, that could be a problem because I would die. Okay, so most people like I've told women to shut the hell have you? Yeah, I've told them like shut up. I'm a dick. No, you mean you don't say shut the hell out I don't say shut the hell up. Have you? Yeah, I've told them, like, shut up. I think you're kind of a dick. No. You mean, you don't say shut the hell up. I don't say shut the hell up. I say shut up. But you come across like you're sort of an ass to women,

but you're, I don't think that you really are. No, but I say things that are not kissassie, you know? No. I just, I think you're just a sweet puppy in a thing at all. Oh, thank you. OK, here's our new poll. How long do you wait to have sex? Everyone go to sex and then we're gonna vote Five minutes number one. Why wait? Let's get it on number two around the third date

Which is a kind of a common a lot of people say there's like the third fourth date thing Three when we are in love slash married and number four after we've dated a few months I'll say number three when you're married. Oh, right. Right, menace. Menace the Virgin. You were going to respond or you were going to say, how long do we give sex?

I depend case by case basis. Yeah, I say one of the times right. Why wait? No. When the time is right, when the time when it feels like we actually had that as one of the options, whenever it feels right, but that's what everyone would choose. So I'm like, I'm not putting that down as an option. By the third daquila shot, I would say not the fifth because the fifth is a little or what happens the fifth to kill a shot? You're too drunk? Yeah, and you can't.

Do you really puke after five? No, I would though. Oh, definitely. You would. I puke after three. Yeah. I need more to kill in my life, by the way, not for the puking part. I got extra bottles at the house. I didn't tell you about two, okay, this is not related to sex, but what abs. Okay.

Two unrelated serious incidents I had that like hurt me, hurt me, hurt me pain. The day I was leaving for Michigan, I had an accident at the gym. I fell onto a pile of weights and my whole forehead got, it was a size of a golf ball coming on my forehead. I tripped and my head fell. You know where they line up all the weights?

Like onto a 10 pound thing of weights. It was a golf ball coming on my forehead. All the men in my gym, you know my gay, my gay gym. There's no, I've never talked to any of them. Like I don't have friends there. They're like, oh my god, oh my god. They were like, should we call 911? And they were like, I was on the floor with ice,

all over my whole body. It was closed. Beatin' it at home. I'm covered in just something right now. Because I left for Michigan for a week, and I forgot to tell you. And it was like so embarrassing, and they're all like, are you okay?

Should we call? I mean, I couldn't move, wait a minute. That's how bad I hurt myself. Nacked out. Just, cause I tripped, like an idiot. And then they're like, and I'm like, oh my god, I'm going on vacation an hour, I'm flying. And they're like, oh, is it bad? And I wouldn't care how I look, but the guys like, don't God, I'm going on vacation an hour, I'm flying and they're like,

I'm like, oh, is it bad? And I wouldn't care how it looked, but the guys, like, don't worry, honey, you can just put your bangs over, it'll be fine. Like, I don't have bangs. So anyway, it's been this really like huge thing on my forehead, but I think it's gone away. That was really scary.

You never have really sick in Michigan, I tell you that, that was like, I'm bad for two days, but how bad is it that I tripped him down? And it was fun to part on me. But here's the thing, I walked to the gym this morning. I haven't been there since the incidents, and everyone at the gym apparently, they're like,

are you okay, are you okay, are you okay? And I don't even remember who helped me because I was so out of it. I thought I could die. I thought I could go to the house, but I thought I had a concussion, but I didn't. Could've. I just wanted to check that out.

There's just yesterday, it's pretty tragic. Did you hear about the baseball incident? No. You didn't hear about the baseball incident no you didn't hear about that no all over the news internet television what I was busy busy for uh... it was the oakland a's versus uh... some team i don't care about it

and uh... there were some guy was you know he hit a foul ball right and uh... one of the players is like oh you know it's a foul ball, right? And one of the players is like, oh, you know, it's a foul ball. I'm just gonna throw it into the stands Well, he didn't throw it far enough and one of the one of the guys Reach over the railing to catch it and then fell over the railing and he died Just yesterday Oakland no, no, no, no, could wherever there were playing I think Indiana. I could be totally wrong Oh my god, but he just fell and died right there. Oh

My god, he was hanging out. No, no, no, no, people just hanging out at the beach. No, no, no, he's leaned over and he was a way up in the bleachers Or something. I want to go just catch the ball and he fell over died right there He's falling to the people or he's falling flat on the field like 20. Oh God, that's so sad. What a way to go So hugs. I'm just gonna baseball game next week. I don't care if I can see me doing that. I can't wear my. What a way to go. So I'm just going to base well game next week. I don't care if I can see me doing that. I can't wear my five-inch heels trying to catch a ball. No. That is really sad. And okay so we could get into some sex in the news. We should do anything else to share. What are you? Are you okay? Yeah I'm cool. I just it's weird. One of my cousins is in town. I haven't seen her in 15 years and she just like, hey I'm here,

let's hang out. So we're like, we're hanging out at the cliff. No way. No way. A lot of fun. Last night? Yeah. Is she staying with you? No, she's nothing. Okay, that's so fun. She's older, younger cousin. She's older. She's a reporter. She is? Yeah. Oh, fun. So you can take her out to, no, tonight you have plans. No, yeah, yeah. We are a hang out, yes, should I? Okay, got it. You're done with her. Okay. This is some sex in the news. And then you just sent me one when we were coming in. Yes. Which I did. You better read it because. Okay, I haven't read it yet, but I read it and it's amazing. Okay, I'll let you read it when we get there.

No, you should read it. Yeah. Okay, women dies. Okay, men just sent this to me. I dissent this to you because you have a dog and this is a sex show. All right, you ready? Women dies of allergic reaction to the dog she had sex with. And it's on Gauker, which I'm one of my favorite blogs. Let's see what it says. Hold on, it's coming up. That's hilarious. She had sex with her dog and died.

No, it wasn't her dog. Check it out. It's a holy moly. It's a full story. Jesus, after reading this weird news story, you will never have to read another weird news story ever again as everything. An insane premise, crazy people, crushing irony, a sex crime, and a sex crime. They said that twice. Oh, sex, crime, and a sex crime. It seems an Irish woman died after an allergic reaction to a dog, a dog she had sex with. Yes, really.

From Ireland, the land of geniuses like Jamesames joys ask for while in bano comes a story of a forty three-year-old woman who encountered a man in a beast reality chat room in a metamethas house in limerick she had sex with his al al-station dot al-setation dot i don't have to say that but other dog people probably do and then had severe allergic reaction surly effort policy from the dog's

semen. She later died at the hospital. The incident apparently took place in 2008, but medical experts just confirmed the cause of death because the case is finally making its way to court. Oh my God, the dog owner is charged with buggery. Yeah. For ordering the dog to commit the act,

buggery is apparently still crime. Oh my God. People are into, like, I'm just so not cool with bestiality. to commit the act buggeries apparently still crime. Oh my God. People are into, like, I'm just so not cool with bestiality. I'm cool with most things, but like dogs and sex with minors. He is not cool. It's not cool. Like, the dog can't consent. That she died from the semen.

Yeah. She's 43 year old woman. Can't she just date online? Well, she was talking. She was talking, no, she was talking about him at a BC alley website online, but can you not go to BC alley website? Can she just go to like match in Ireland? I mean people you don't really need have sex to animals. It's not cool. Oh My god, is it because they're desperate? Is it because there's nothing else? Oh, there's something weird in their head

I know they're into this. I know people are into it a lot a lot more in a lot of Different country use its common place That is crazy. Yeah, I just thought I'll bring it in. I appreciate you bring that in the whole dog thing and oh my god like Poor little my poor little thought. I will not have sex with my dog. Okay, okay? Women solicits sex on Craigslist as her husband's acts The latest and Craigslist high jinks a woman places an ad so you got to pay attention to this Because I had to read it twice which means that it's hard which all it just means that I'm slow women places and ad soliciting sex and Craigslist only Yeah, she gives her husband's ex-wife's address and phone number as the recipient

So she writes an ad and the ad says, the ad says, I'm currently dating a decent man, but he's lacking some skills in the bedroom. It's nice, but I need to be thrown around a bit and need to be dominated. That is exciting for me. I obviously like to take charts sometimes, but I need a strong man to keep me in check. Please be respectful if you do stop by. So the carigsless ad gave her address and her phone number and people just started coming by the ex-wife's house. What? This woman is remarried to the herd.

The woman is, how crazy are people in this world? It's like that woman I was just seeing on television who did something because her, her, just people are just insane. I don't know. This is totally unrelated, but just insane things that people do that. I'm such a peacemaker,

like I'm like all about love, like make love not war, like who are these people who, I mean obviously she's got an issue with her husband's ex wife and wants to pay her back for something, God knows what, but people do mean conniving things.

She sits up and comes up with this plan. Like do you think it's impulsive? Like do you think she just does it and she regrets it? Or do you think there's no regrets and just thinks that she's in the right? I think sometimes it is compulsive. Right. Yeah, because I, do you ever write angry emails? I do, but I don't understand. I'm used to wait 24 hours before you write. You write an angry email to someone, you're still to sit on it for 24 hours. Probably with me is. I have too many emails emails to write so I just shoot them out there you know you know you you're your whole one sentence emails yeah no but I'm a really I'm like a dick in them

like it's usually be frustrated because like somebody won't work as much as me I know but um yeah but I think yeah some of it it might be just in the moment, you know, but are some of it's like really plotting things out. Did you hear about that woman? I saw the Sun San An. She, her son didn't make the baseball team and this was like two weeks ago. And she was threatening. She literally sent the rightening letters to the coach.

Uh-huh. And a few other people at the school saying like, I know where your children go to school. I'm going to come and get you. I can't believe you didn't accept it. You better watch your back. Threatening that she was going to kill them because her son wasn't accepted to the basketball team. You do that verbally when no one else is around.

She was like arrested. You just didn't do it. But what is she thinking? And she did it a few times. She had calling. Calling. She was threatening them for a result. Well, it just shows that out of all the stories we just read

right now. Yes. That it just proves that women are crazy. They're out of their f in mind that day. Then do crazy things too. No. There was a man who let a woman sleep with his dog in that story. Let's just not forget that. Yeah but it's the woman that was actually doing the act. You know, it just proves that, you know, that women are just not rational at all. We are rational. We're just different than men. So it's hard for you. We've got hormones that are different. We've got estrogen. We've got other things going on in our brains that you guys will never understand. Like, PMS, for example, we should do, I should explain that. I mean, PMS is like, we really,

we really feel like we're going insane at those times, or we really can't control it. It's like, I mean, you can, there's things you could do like don't drink caffeine and take certain vitamins and like, you can do things so you don't get as PMS-A, but basically when you're PMS-A, you're like, I want chocolate, I want caffeine, I want all the things that you're telling me not to eat and give it to me now

or I'm gonna kill you. And you really get this, like I remember, when I don't get it that bad, but what I did, it's like those five days a month or a month a week a month I always think about that when it used to get really bad because for women it goes in phases like sometimes your PMS is really bad And sometimes three days or seven days, but what is a seven days? I'm like that's a quarter of my life I'm spending money to kill everyone who walks in my path like I literally got to my wrong like I you get

You your mind really does change and you you really, everything that was okay yesterday, like you loved your neighbor, you loved your boyfriend, like everything was perfect. You wanna kill them, or you just can't stand them, or people, you have no, low tolerance for things. Like, we can't do anything about this. They haven't just made a magic pill for that, yeah? We need to have like Prozac and stuff like that.

You can take, but I don't know. Prozac, but this only happens for what, how many? You can take, actually, there are drugs that women, if you're, if you happen, if you're a woman listening to this or you're dating a woman, there are certain medications that you can take only the week before your period to help prevent the strong PMS syndroms. And PMS is really disorder. Like, it's in the psych, the psychology manual, the DSM3R, the diagnostics statistical manual of every disease in the

world. It is now in there, pre-menstrual syndrome is a syndrome and a disorder. You just brought up, if you're with someone that's having this. Can you imagine having that conversation? I'm honey, take the pill. But it's a big retarget. It's hard. It's hard. She's going to kill you. Don't do it when you pee a PMS. You're going to get less in a bitch than you work. But if they do work, I know they work.

I used to have really bad PMS and I tried some stuff and it kind of helped. I don't want to tell me what would you do. I would be really, I would personally, I would just hate everybody. I was different. I would be, I was different. I would be really annoyed with everyone you came my path. And I just, I couldn't get stuff done. I was super ADD, more something unusual. Like I was not social.

I didn't want, like everyone bugged me and everything in my life bugged me. And I only saw the negative. And I couldn't see the positive. And it was just for a week. And I would always cry. So I would always cry the day before my period like it was like clockwork I'm like, you know what?

I'm getting my period Sunday and I know that tomorrow Saturday I'm going to cry about something everything is great right now the sun is shining like I have a great job birds or birds are singing And I'm gonna cry and sure enough something would happen that would make me cry on Saturday. Yeah always it was like clockwork It just it doesn't have any more. At least that's one that's, you know, one day out of the month. No, it was seven days leading up to it. Seven days? Five? No. Yeah, five to seven days. I'm just like in hell.

And then the second you get, the second you just like to, I know that I remember reading somewhere like today we're going to be giving you tips on what you should never do in your relationship. And this is something that I read once that you should never ever discuss your period with a man like you should never even bring it up like don't even bring it up and here I am talking about it for 10 minutes. Yeah. So I'm sorry, but I think it's also a really important information to dispense. So it's I think if they say you shouldn't bring it up with you.

I mean, but it's part of life. Do you feel bad for guys that have to deal with it? I feel that men are it. It's just part of it. It's just men are it that is just part of it. It's just part of it. It's part of being with a woman. And not all women have PMS, not all women experience it, but most women I know do or have at some point in their lives.

Sometimes women experience every other month. It depends, like sometimes our periods are different, like sometimes you get really bad cramps, sometimes you don't. It's just different every month. But my PMS isn't as bad anymore. But if I ever see, you know, no. But don't ever say, oh, here's knows you don't. It's just different every month. And, but my PMS isn't as bad anymore. But if I ever see, you know, no. But don't ever say, and oh, here's what you don't do, if she is really, no, yeah, don't ask, don't say,

if she's bitching or she's upset, be like, are you in the ring, you can get in your period. That is the worst thing. You're gonna get punched in the face. So never assume that if that. And just because we are, perhaps are PMSing does not invalidate the way we're feeling. We really are feeling those things. It just might be heightened by that. Okay.

Ken, that I mean that seems a lot easier to deal with than what I saw on television last night. Would you say yes? On television last night they had these documentary series on MTV called True Life. And last night, there was this girl that says, True Life, I have Tourette's. And it shows like her starting to hang out with this guy before they were together and then eventually ended up having a relationship.

But these are the things that I give a lot of props to the guy that took this on. But these are the things that you know took this on but these are the things that she was doing in the show. She would faint, you would just be walking down the street and then automatically she would just faint I don't know her and then he would have to catch her like every single time. The thing she would do where she would just tense up and she would go and she would just hold her breath. And then he would have to hit her on the chest and then she would go,

and she would start breathing again. Oh my God. Like it was like a tick where she would not breathe and tell somebody to hit her on the chest or she would hit herself on the chest. Okay, that would be interesting to date someone with that this scenario. So then this is the craziest part.

And I don't want to laugh at her. And she was laughing at herself. She would make jokes about it. So I feel fine. Yeah, she would do the reality show about it. Yeah, so she was, she was, she was, it's fair game. She would make fun of it a lot. So but they're sitting down on a bed and they're just having a conversation and then she

just turns her head like the exorcist and she goes, I have the devil inside me. I have the devil inside me. I have the devil inside me. And then she would just grab her neck and start choking herself. And then he would have to pull her hand off. How long were they dating? They were dating for like a few months, but the thing is the only reason that they broke up

because she was leaving for college. And like, she was, the whole deal was like showing the experience of like letting people, new people. Did they show them intimate? Like were they intimately like, they're like making out and stuff like that on camera. But like those were just the couple of things. That's crazy.

That, you know, and I got it, you know, I have to give it to the guy that you don't know. Yeah, you'd love us to really love Derry. He goes through it. We all make sacrifices in relationships. Yeah, it was, relationships are never perfect, but that would be very specially challenging.

And the craziest part that I thought about this is she goes to college and she goes into the dorms and she asks for a single dorm because she's like, I don't want to be distracted. Right. To somebody that I was living with, right? Totally. So they show people just walking in and like she's interducing herself and telling everybody what's going on. And how come another girl walks in and she goes, oh yeah, I have narcolepsy. Right? Another girl walks in and she says that. Yeah, she's like, oh yeah, it's all good. I have narcolepsy. So then they show a whole crowd of everybody hanging out together. And then she thinks. So one girl is like tripping out saying she's the devil. And then the other girl just like falsely. Right in the midcom conversation falsely and like fall down how where are the where's this college I don't need to know I know I don't know I never met these people I never met anybody with

narcolepsy ever we need their but now it's all over everyone so yeah I have I have friends have like mild autism like not it's extreme as that. But I just thought it was like extreme. That's crazy. That's so interesting. If anybody has stories like that, please email us feedback at sexwithm.me.com. You know, not to, but just say like, you know, I was dating a girl that was going through this. Disabled, have you dated anyone who says disabilities or is challenged in any way, physically,

emotionally? What does that experience get like? I'll be really interested in the yeah i'd love to hear from you feedback at sex with only dot com yet okay okay we got one more sex in the news okay we got hidey clume pole dances for seal okay how about that

apparently they have this amazing sex life which is always talking about she loves doing pole dances for husband's deal because she thinks it's important for married couples to have a healthy sex life and she does that by dancing on the pole. Heidi Klum loves doing pole dances. The German supermodel who raises four children says it's important for married couples to have a healthy sex life and likes to spice things up in the bedroom. She said, there's nothing wrong with a nice guard about. I'm not saying you have to put up a pole in your bedroom and start swinging off the

rafters, but I do love to do that sometimes. So she's got to pull in her house. And she says she, she, they renew, she renews her vows with seal every single year on their anniversary, says having a self, a healthy sex life is easy for her because she still finds her 48 year old, year old spouse very attractive. He's even hot when he's sleeping. He's a beautiful man. He's kind. He's a gentleman. And I watched him last time in stage and he still rocks it. I'm like, yeah, that's my man. Wow. She met him in 2004 when she was pregnant with another or someone else's baby. She said, I'm not something to play as hard to get. This whole thing about, oh,

let's exchange numbers. Okay, the point is she's got it. She's got, how would you feel? Okay. So I think pole dancing is kind of hot. I kind of want one of those poles. They were going to give me one wants a poll for my bedroom. I think that'd be cool. But I'm not that good at it. Yeah, I got to practice. Yeah, yeah. Make sure it's like installed. Right. Because you know, I've seen, would you come over and install my stripper poll manist since you installed everything else? I'm gonna install everything. He installed my, my porn box. Yeah, and your DVD player, your television. I know you're the best that I haven't used yet, but The other thing I was gonna say is I've seen it on television so many times so many pole accidents I know there's all these like television shows you don't like rock a love and things like that where they have poles inside

Like a lot of these empty shows, you know because the girls go crazy and they all fall I've seen that But this is what I want to say about the story though that I think that Heidi gloom I love the idea of renewing your vows if you're married to someone because being married to someone is like a contract and you should renew it every year, every five years, whatever. I'm not saying you have to do it every year, but like what an amazing thing to do is sit there and say, like, let's say our vows again to each other because when you write your vows for your wedding, they're pretty intense and they're pretty real and they're like heartfelt and they're like, what you really are hope, what you will happen in the future,

what you promise, what you, you know, like you're most, what you value as the most important factors of your relationship, whatever, you give them to each other, your vows. Like I promise I will never, whatever, I will always support you in all your endeavors. And I think that's amazing to say to each other every single year, ant spice of your sex life and have a hell of pull that we're doing ever like You know For kids and a pool that's hot what? I don't find sealed that attractive, but she does that's what I know that's what I'm saying This guy's the luckiest guy in the world. I know I know really I think he's attractive and I love that they've been together for a long time and that

they do that. So I'm saying couples, because actually I'm going to get into emails next and it's funny because we were reading through a lot of the emails today and that this happened to be a lot of them of similar themes. And a lot of these emails do have similar themes over time and this is actually one of the most common themes but for some reason today a lot of them haven't do and that is like how do we spice up our sex life? We've been together a long time.

What do we do? I say that's the most common question. I get, I'd say that it's one of the top three questions I get asked in sex and Emily is, how do we spice up our sex life? It used to be hot. It was rocking. We had sex 10 times a day, and now it can't even get my wife to do whatever, or my husband sometimes.

And so what do you just spice it up? So here, Heidi Klum, big, you know, she's busy. She's got a job. She has project one way. She's got four kids. I mean, I'm sure she's got lots of big you know she's busy she's got a job she has project one way she's got more kids and i'm sure she's got lots of help and i'm sure she's got lots of nannies and stuff but she has a poll in her house and renews her vows and i think that's awesome the renewing the vows party specially i just wanted to say that this weird because you're not really into marriage i i'm in to i'm in to marriage

i'm not anti-marriage men is that's so wrong to see. I don't like when you say that. You said that. Personally, is for losers, I've never said that honey. You should never be married if you want to be happy. I never have said that. Please don't even say things like that because you know that's not true.

I support marriage. I don't have to. Personally, personally, I'm not sure how marriage will be, if it will be a part of my life, I'm not sure. I think it'd be amazing if it was, but I completely respect and honor people who are in really good marriages. Like I look for them all the time. Like my friends who have wonderful marriages,

my family's and wonderful marriages, my brother have been together with his wife for 18 years. Amazing, they're so happy. I think it's great. So I completely respect the unity of marriage. So for you to say I hate it and it's wrong it's not true. This is weird that you have a F marriage bumper sticker on your car. Yeah, but that's just for fun.

Oh, okay. Just kidding. If you don't have one, thanks, men. Okay, ready? E-mails. Okay. Just drop in a line to say, keep up the good work. Your show is awesome. Just when I think your show can't get any better poof, the next day it moves up a notch. You are the queen of the airwaves. Sincerely you're admire. We don't have a name there, but we just read that because that came in from a friend's with benefits member. And um, you get to talk with your friends at the fence about it the way. Yeah, exactly. And it is getting better every day. I have to say, these shows we're doing it every single

day for an hour. Do you realize before people that you were getting one show a week for 45 And it is getting better every day. I have to say, these shows, we're doing it every single day for an hour. Do you realize before people that you were getting one show a week for 45 minutes? Which was great show. But now you're getting five of those by listening to this show by becoming a friend's benefit's member.

And you're getting video podcast? Video. You can watch right now. You can watch me. You can watch me. You can watch me doing the show. Right now, there is a camera on me and um it which is awesome Uh for you, but in soon you'll be able to see more people in the studio like menace. Yeah multi cams multi cams

Okay, I just dear Emily. I just found out that my wife does not like sex She said she always did like it, but she did and you but she did to make me happy What can I do to try to get her to like sex? Ken from Rhineliner, Wisconsin. Rhineliner, Wisconsin. Wow, okay, Ken. I just, sometimes I wish people, we're gonna be getting phones in here soon. Because everyone know that, they'll be calling in, right, Manus?

We're gonna do this. Because I've got questions for you, Ken. How long have you been together? How did you not know this? How long did she keep up the front that she did like sex? Because I don't know, I mean, I don't think you can try to convince someone to like sex, but I think there's things you could do to find out. I think she's got

it, you know, you can talk about what she doesn't like about it. First, find out what she doesn't like about it. And maybe you could find from there some things, maybe there are some things that she does like about it. You can be like, okay, you hate everything about it, but what's the one thing you like? And she maybe she says, I love kissing. Well, maybe you, we did a show on kissing yesterday. Maybe you really focus on kissing and you just focus on that only and enhancing that experience and maybe expand to other areas.

Now, a woman who doesn't like sex, I mean, it could be a lot of things. It could be that she has low libido. She could be taking medications. She might have been abused as a child. Sex, she might have had a history of sexual abuse. Or she might just have low libido and that just might be in her genetics or DNA.

I don't know, but I don't think that it's as easy. I don't have a quick answer for you of how you can get her to like sex because I think the most important thing again is, and I know this is kind of a bummer, Ken, because, but you're gonna have to do some work here talking to her or she needs to do some work around why she doesn't like it and what she does like and what she does like you work on and what she doesn't like. She might need to get some therapy around it We don't know we don't have all the answers. Yeah, but I can't have you can I I don't want to tell you to get her to like it's like you can like Show up and like a G string and she's gonna be rocking or something. You know to start out there say hey

Why are you being such a bitch That's another tactic. That could work. I wouldn't recommend that. I wouldn't recommend that. I wouldn't recommend that. The can you have, I know that, and I cringe sometimes when I hear myself saying, I feel like you just got a talk door because Ken, you're emailing me because you probably don't want to talk door.

He's want to do something quick fix so you can get her to have sex with you again. And I'm telling you this situation, I hear from you, this, what I hear from this is a much more complicated situation. Yeah good luck God speaking and God speed Just yesterday while having lunch at work I opened a fortune cookie that happened to contain this message our First and last love is self-love It may not have meant self-love in the sexual sense i.e. masturbation, but ain't nothing like a little double-entonda

Collins of meant self-love in the sexual sense, i.e. masturbation, but ain't nothing like a little double-entonda, Collins. It's true, that is kind of a double-entonda, right? Self-love, because self-love, they say that masturbation is sex with someone you love. Yeah. And so our first and last, it is true, you were born alone, you die alone, like if you don't love yourself, here's another thing I'm just going to say. This is one of my big pieces of advice for people. If you're dating someone or you're in a relationship with someone who doesn't like themself? I mean, we all have things about ourselves that we want to change, and we all have things about ourselves that,

you know, we can work on that, we can lose 10 pounds, we can be nicer to our neighbors, to our family, but someone who truly doesn't like themself is not happy with themself, is not going to be a great match for you, because they're always going to be looking to you to fill themself up and to make themselves feel better. And we are the only ones you can make ourselves feel better. We are the only ones self love truly is not just about masturbation, although I appreciate this email because you know anything could be. I mean you can you can extend it in masturbation, but really someone doesn't love themselves is not going to be lovable because they're just miserable and not happy with who they are. And that person has to work on their self-esteem.

This is a tad. People hate themselves. People hate themselves in a manifest in relationships. And if you're an angry person who hates yourself, you're gonna be wreaking havoc on your partner. You're gonna think that your partner needs to make you happy and your job needs to make happy and your new dog needs to make happy

and your new car is gonna make you happy. And guess what? You raise, nothing is gonna make you happy unless you love yourself and make yourself happy first. That is the bottom line. And the biggest frustration, I mean, from the male point of view, is when you try to compliment females,

and where they're really serious, like something will blow it off, like, oh, you know, you're just saying that, where it's, you know, light-hearted. But some dislike are really serious blow it off like, oh, you know, you're just saying that where it's, you know, light-hearted. Right. But some dislike are really serious when they don't believe you. And then when, then they also flip it where they're like, where is my comments? And you're not giving comments, but when you do give the comments, it's just like-

The comments are the compliments. The compliments. Okay. Where, oh, you're beautiful and like, no, I'm not, no, I'm not. And they're really serious about how- And they answered lots of women like that. Oh compliments the compliments. Okay, where oh, you're beautiful and like no, I'm not No, I'm not and they're really serious about how lots of women like that Haven't you encountered so many women? Yeah And it's really frustrating. It's frustrating and it's really hard to get over like women have to do see and men Man hate themselves too. It's not just you know It's such a double-edged sword too because

Okay, all right do a not compliment them and then they get mad about that. And then when I do compliment them, they don't believe me and it's just... It's tough because the truth is, if you don't love yourself, that there's nothing that anyone else can do, like I just said, your partner could tell you 15 times a day, how beautiful you are, how amazing you are,

but if you really feel bad, you've bad body image, a lot of women suffer from body image issues, it's not gonna help you have to just work on it yourself. That's what I got to say. OK. We actually, this show is flying by. We got to move into sex tips. Go for it.

OK. So we just got through a few of the males, but it's OK. Here is, these are some common dating mistakes. And I want to see what you think about this. This is like common well belief. And I want to make sure, and I think that you probably should try to avoid most of them,

but we're gonna debate them and we're gonna have them out here, Manus ready? Never have sex on the first day. Let me people say that. Dating rules are made you broken. If a love connection is there, then couples make up the rules as they go.

But having sex on the first day immediately introduces complicated or unpleasant issues such as miscommunication over post sex expectations. But it doesn't mean you have to restrain from giving a little loving. Okay, again, a lot of these are phrases never, but I don't believe in never, never for anything. Like I don't believe that you should never have sex

on the first day, but I believe that there's no reason to have sex on the first day. Yeah, can I share a story? I had sex on the first day and I ended up dating that girl for like almost two years. I've done that too. I have. And in fact, I was talking to her friend about this yesterday and she said to me, every

guy she's dated a long term, she had sex on the first day. Or like the second day. Yeah. So I don't know. What do you think about that? Should you have sex on the first day? I think it's, but I think that if you're thinking about it and you can wait, there is no reason to give it all up to do it all on the first date.

Yeah, there's no. Because why not create anticipation and some excitement? Like, have them like touch your boobs and then next time touch something else. There would be whatever, but like, why are Russians sex? I don't know. Okay, don't check their email just to see what he's been up to. These again, some relationships mistakes. Don't check his email or his voice mail

or his regular mail for that matter. Such things are private and important personal boundaries to respect no matter if you're married or casually dating. Dating. Once you go down that road, it's hard to turn back. If you want to know what your partner's up to ask them. So I believe that's true.

I believe that you should. If you are having urges to check your partner's phone, you should ask them. First, be like, I'm feeling like maybe you are doing things behind my back or whatever it is. But once you start checking, you're just violating all these boundaries and you're always gonna find something

that you are gonna believe in your mind is means that he's cheating or means that she's doing something off. But I think that you just, I don't think it's ever good to do that. It's just not right, because you're always going to find something that you don't understand and you don't have all the information and you can always twist everything around. Again, in the beginning of the show, what I was telling my email story, like I am screwed. I have all my emails since 2005. That's crazy.

You know, so there's going to be stuff in there. There's already probably over like 40,000 emails Yeah, it was funny because when I was looking through that I Saw a bunch of emails from like ex-girlfriends, and I was just like laughing at them. Did you read them? I love Going back and reading old emails. It was crazy. I was like 2006 all my emails from 2006. Yeah, and I Oh my god, I was like making fun of myself. Like my girlfriend was saying, oh yeah, I'll be sending that over and I was like, oh thanks, you sexy thing.

I'm like, I'm like, I said that. You said you're sexy thing? Yeah, I'm like, I really said that. I think you've gone jaded. You should say things like that more often. No. Why? Why did you say it that and not now? Why would you say you sexy thing and not now? I say it I

Believe because the girl that I was with at that time like I was super in love with oh and then I think that You know, I think being in that relationship taught me a lot of things I thought you not to say you sexy thing not to be as Goal-able and you know, oh, so this is why you're so hard and cold. This is why you're so cold and hardened. Not just because of that relationship, but like. She break her heart. Uh, I don't know if she broke my heart,

but it was a really good mic. We gotta get to some work around this relationship. Why? I just realized all your issues stem from this one relationship. No. Most of them. When we get the phones in here, I'm sure she'd be happy to call. Okay, we're going to analyze you.

She does radio too, so she won't mind. Okay. She would think it's fine. So, don't check the email. Okay, so never date someone who won't introduce you to their friends. Or be weary. Yeah. I'm not going to say never, these all say never.

Be weary of a dude or a woman who will never introduce you to their friends. Yeah. Because being introduced to his or her friends is a pretty good sign of third into you and the idea of the two of you. So, there's nothing wrong with little in and not so, don't tell me you Googled them. Like people keep telling me they Googled me when they date me

and I'm like, I guess I assume they do because I'm actually lonely, but like I don't wanna hear that. But I think the fun's thing is really important and I think you learn a lot about a person by meeting their friends. So if you've been dating someone for three months now and you've never met their friends, you've never met their family.

I take three months as a pretty good. Yeah. Even two months. Don't you think you should have met their friends by now or someone? Uh, yeah. Or at least. And if you're not, like, I think that says like, what is he hiding? And or what is she hiding?

Does she have no friends? And that's everything. That's it. I don't think that I was going to say it's all for people that doesn't have friends. Don't date people who don't have friends, okay? I have a friend who was married in his divorce now and he said I should have known she has no friends. And he was like, it was weird at our wedding.

He had like six bachelor's sheet, batch, whatever they're called. Groundsman. Groundsman. And she couldn't even like, muster up three. Like she had to like, find random friends. Like that is not a good sign because if you have friendships and you relate, it shows a lot, it tells a lot about your character. Yeah. So watch out for that. Never hook up with siblings like with like with two brothers. Oh, okay. Two sisters.

Yeah. A sister, you know, not at the same time, but you could or roommates, it says. So you shouldn't have a siblings or roommates. I think that's unavoidable. I think people hook up with siblings all the time. Like you date someone, brother, you didn't work out with the brother, but maybe his brother, I thought a older brother was cuter and I went out with him. But you could avoid hugging up with men or women who are close is sure to result in a date in dilemma. It might be a dilemma, but if you're really honest about it and like, let's say you dated a sister of menace and you and sister went out twice, three times, It didn't work out.

But then like a few months later, you meet like the younger sister and you probably should check hopefully they're close enough that they can discuss if it's cool. But I have a time this could be a pitfall. This could be this could be what you did that. No, I've dated sisters. I like I hooked up with one and dated one for quite a while. And then, you know, you're out at the nightclub. We had a couple of martinis, martinis a little bit, you know? And, you know, and then,

so we had that, you were making out with the sister. Where's the cat fights? There wasn't cat fights because the best friend of the girl that I dated before was like, she was like, she's like, that's cool that you guys are doing that. She's like, just don't let such and such find out. Right Right and then she never find out. I don't know if they ever did But you know what I think I hung out with the the sister again Uh-huh after that and never hung out with the

The one that I made out with at the club and she would not like hook up with me every She went she's like I think I think they did talk. I don't think I there I think that would be weird. I gotta be honest There's so many people in the world. Why why dabble in the same family? Yeah, like I think it's good to avoid that kind of thing Yeah, I thought it was just a circumstance Yeah, you're just dining. I was drunk. You know, I'll just be like a chick and just blame it on being drunk all the time You do blame it. I mean you do you are a chick who blames it. I mean drunk all the time. I know I don't Dude I just promote being drunk all the time. You do blame it on me. You do who you are? Check who blames it. I'm being drunk all the time. No, I don't.

Dude. I just promote being drunk all the time. I know. Are you gonna get drunk this weekend? No, I'm driving to the party, and you know, I don't drink and drive, but I can don't drink and driving ever. Ever, never, ever drink and drive.

So I am driving everybody to the party, so I'll not be drinking then. Saturday, maybe I have no plans, maybe a little drinking then, and then Sunday I'm driving everybody to the party so I'll not be drinking then. Uh Saturday maybe I have no plans Maybe a little drinking then and then a Sunday I'm working and even if I'm at concerts, okay Okay, I gotta keep going here. I'm gonna go ahead. Okay, so don't talk about things your previous lovers did in bed I 100% people do this all the time. We've get emails about this all the time Noting a former lovers prowess will only create performance anxiety and unnecessary concern.

The second year, like, oh, well, this last guy I was with, I had multiple orgasms and then he spun me around and then he gave me this amazing massage and then he made me ex-bendetic. I would have, like, do not, you do not want to put the image, I'm talking from a few of our respective, but it's the same with men. We don't want to hear about that hot baby you slept with, with the blonde, with the whatever, or the big boobs, and I don't even know. I say blonde because I'm talking from a few of my respective, but it's the same with men. We don't wanna hear about that hot baby you slept with, with the blonde, with the whatever, is the big boobs, and I don't even know. I say blonde, because I'm not.

I don't wanna hear any stories, because you cannot shake those images from your mind, you think you're not measuring up. Just keep your sexual history in the past, what it is, history. And never, we said this a billion times on the show. Never give out your sex. Never give out your number. Okay, also never ask your partner, which of your friends they would sleep with if he wasn't with you People do this all the time. They do they might be high

Maybe they maybe they're maybe they're doing drugs, but really you can you can have a perfectly happy relationship and completely Turn it upside down with that simple question because then every time that friend comes along You're like he just wants a boner, he wants a boner, you want a bone Katie, don't you, you want a bone Katie, you want a bone Bob or whatever, you know, it's like you got to be careful about that. Just don't reveal this stuff. Never reveal the number of sexual partners,

we talk about that all the time, that is very important and never fake an orgasm. Women or men, men fake orgasms. Don't listen to her. But especially why? Huh? What do you mean don't listen to me? You think women should fake

orgasms all the time because it makes you feel better yeah no it is sending a bad message to everyone in the world this guy thinks that he's rocking your world how is it going message to the world like it people like doing your your your sex session never fake it even if you think faking it is a selfless compassionate act that will spare us feelings It does neither of you any good you are betraying both this is the key When you fake an orgasm you are betraying both of your sexual needs and your partner's trust and your sexual communication So why not say you know what honey? I'm not getting there I kind of need a little bit of this and then get to the orgasm. Otherwise, if you fake it in a slippery slope, then you got to fake it every time and it's just sending a bad message. Every time

you fake an orgasm, you train your body to believe the fake orgasm is all you're getting. How many times has guys faked orgasms with you? Never. I'm sure they have. I don't know. Guys, it's surprising because when we did this show, we've talked about this before. And I actually did a show once and I got tons of callers from guys who were like yeah I fake it and it's hard for guys to fake it because they have to they a lot of them ejaculate when they have orgasms many men do ejaculate when they orgasm but I guess if there's a condom on you can kind of just yeah you can kind of

have you faked it? No no no I'm going in I'm going in for the long haul like I I'm not gonna stop and tell all I do you know never ask if it's in yet that would be insulting nothing will bring your part of down like asking them if it's in yet okay and never be afraid to show them what feels good a person who is you know sexual confidence is huge in the bedroom so that's what we got time for today I And that's what we got today. We'll buy it. I know, but I have to give a shout out to Adam and Eve, who is our loyal, loyal, loyal sponsor,

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