Sex With Emily - SWE: Do's and Don'ts

Episode Date: February 16, 2012

Today Emily lays out the do's and dont's of sex and relationships, and states definitively that penis size doesn't matter... well, sometimes... Going after married men, not letting your man know how much you love your vibrator and Menace declares his undying hatred for feet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Music Look into his eyes They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex Eyes that mock our secret institutions Betrubized they call them a Michael Bay Hey Evelyn, you got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken, he thinks you're kind of cute The girls got a hair stand, it's so nice

The women know about shrinkage Isn Isn't it common all the way? What do you mean like laundry? It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I'm on for some. So, I'm going. Being bad feels pretty good.

You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. For more information, go to sexwithemily.com where you can listen to all of our podcasts, watch our videos, do all that cool stuff, and improve your sex life at the same time. We hope that everyone will become a friend to the benefits member because then you get more sex with Emily all the time and your sex life will improve. That's just how it goes down.

And Emily will give you Felicia. Oh, come on. May. All day every day. If that's what it takes, maybe we should raffle that off next year for Valentine's Day, because we had a lot of entries in our Valentine's Day contest, and today's, I hope everyone's having good Valentine's Day hangovers. Yeah, and no one would enter the Flasho contest, or you don't have to.

Come on, who wouldn't want a free blowjob? Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Don't know. Yeah, maybe that's a good one for next year. We'll get a lot more Twitter followers and stuff. But you can always follow me on Facebook and Twitter,

sex with Emily and Menace's white menace at all those places and Instagram. And everywhere. Instagram, Tumblr. Tumblr, I want a Tumblr thing too. What? I don't have a Tumblr. I got a Tumblr, whatever.

Yeah, I do. Are you on Pinterest yet? Yes, are you? Yes, I'm on Pinterest. I haven't pinned anything yet though. Are you on path? No, I can't even go on. Are you on soundtracking? No, what I don't understand Pinterest yet. It's where do you find the images? Do you just like do you just take screen grabs of images that you like? Mm-hmm, and then you put it on there. It's either either or okay. Yeah, haven't understood it yet, but it's a new website that everyone is on. Going crazy.

My mom has heard of that. I know that you said. It's insane. I don't get it though. Like, what's the point of it? It doesn't matter. Okay. It's still looking at cool crap.

Whatever. I've gotten too busy, but I did join it. So today, we're going to be talking about the do's and don't of sex and relationships. Just very basic things that you should do and that you should not do. We're gonna be doing minutes and I might not always agree. Guarantee you I won't agree with anything you have to say. Not just for the show, but just because I'm right.

Yeah, you're always right. Okay, and remember, this is our new sponsor, Good Vibrations, is my heart is with Good Vibrations because I have to tell you that my first time I had ever gone into a sex store. Sex toy store was when I moved to San Francisco and I was 22 years old and I was like, kind of nervous because I wanted to like

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you get 15% off, anything from good vibrations. See people, once you move to San Francisco, and they're a female, it's all downhill. We get it all caught up in the wacky stuff. I just got off the phone last night with this girl that I know. She was from outside the area, perfectly what you would say, you know,

normal bringing into, you know, just, you know, regular stuff. Right, right. And not a hipster, not into any like type of social scene that is wacky. I call her last night just to catch up and she's like, yeah, I just got back from a meditation treat. I'm like, oh my gosh, she's like, don't make fun of me. Of course I'm going to make fun of you because before you move here, you would never think

of going to a meditation retreat. But why do you think that's a good argument? That just because you didn't, before you, like, yes, I grew up in Michigan, I had more humble offerings, more, not humble, but more, you know, straight forward. The people that come here, I'm not saying you're one of these people.

We get all whacked out. I'm not saying, yeah, I'm not saying you're one of these people. But a lot of people get caught up in the scenes around here because there was this, like a lot of people can come here and reinvent themselves. Right. Because there was this kid that I went to high school with, UberDork. But then I saw him in a bar and he was the same guy. Right.

He looked like the same guy, but now he's like, all, oh, I'm the manager of a coffee shop. I got this awkward mustache now. I'm hanging out with all the- Oh, right. I'm hanging out with all the- You can come off, fucked out, hipster. Yeah, just chill. It's true.

I went out this weekend. I mean, we're powered to them. You know, why stay home? Why stay home and be the dork when you can come to San Francisco and hide it in somebody else? Why do you hate that people can change here? Why do you hate non-change in San Francisco? No, it's just this, it's the truth.

It's a pleasure to come when you want to be caught. You can become anything here. You can do whatever you want. I think it's the people that are begging to be part of something. That's all, instead of being an individual. Right. No, I think it brings out your individuality.

And I think meditation is really good for your friend. I'd like to talk to her, because you know, I've done a much of meditation retreat. There's a why, which is why I'm so chill. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Okay. Are you currently on any type of cleanse? No, I'm not. I'm trying to be gluten free though. I'm gluten free. I've been gluten free for a few months. Yeah. But not like I've had pizza and stuff. But I've tried to be gluten free because my friend said it helps with focus. Yeah.

And God knows I need that help. What's your friend do? She's a mom. Yeah. What kind of crazy things that she do? She does everything. Yeah. Meditation, yoga, all that stuff.

That's not crazy, men. You probably, you know, could you use a little bit of yoga meditation? I don't want any of that. I'm fine. I don't need to meditate to find myself because I know who I am. Exactly. You know? You are.

Yeah. You do? I do. That's good. It's meditation. I think it helps people. But that's just me. Okay.

So we've got just a little bit of sex in the news today. And unless you have any sex in the news that you'd like to add that we haven't already done, but I've got one story here. I'm trying to think if I heard anything. Anything? Anything? Anything come up when this from last weekend when you were in a... Uh, no. Okay, nothing. Nothing crazy here.

It's all been windy Houston. Yeah, it has been windy Houston. I know Bobby Brown left earlier yesterday evening to be with his daughter because his daughter freaked out and ended up going to the emergency room. Wow. Yeah, that should happen. So, yeah, I mean, if your parent dies, this is crazy.

Cause yeah, okay, Hugh Hathner's son allegedly attacks playboy playmate of the year girlfriend. No way. Yeah, he attacks the playmate of the year. Hugh Hathar's son. His oldest son was a residence on a night for allegedly attacking the 2011 playmate of the year and his girlfriend, Claire Sinclair. Marston and Marston Heftner, who I've never even heard of, punched and kicked Sinclair,

leaving her with bruises and red marks. Cop showed up after Sinclair's called family members, who called 911. Heftner denies the ever-hitter. He was released on a $20,000 bail a few hours after his rest, according to the New York Post. That's not good, man. When you have a fortune while your dad has a fortune and a business that's all geared towards women, you don't be women.

I bet you use probably drunk. Most domestic violence cases happen when people are drinking, I think. Yeah, but still are in drugs, not most,. I bet you use probably drunk. Most domestic violence cases happen people are drinking, I think. Yeah, but still. Orange drugs. Not most, but I think a lot of them. It's no excuse. No excuse. It's gross. It gross. It gross. It's so funny because I was reading Twitter today and apparently Chris Brown who beat Rihanna won a Grammy yesterday. And then this guy tweets out. He goes, Oh, yeah, congrats on Lace and Chris Brown on his Grammy. Here, you can read the, the police report of the brutal beating he did on a one. And then put the link with all the description of like, just to

say, like, you're never going to get away with that. Just because you want to Grammy, like, you still beat, beat Rihanna. It's weird because who is still sleeping with him by the way, after he beat her? They say, yeah, they say. It's weird because the who is still sleeping with him by the way after he beat her, they say. Yeah, they say. It's crazy because older women, older women do not forgive Chris Brown, but I see all these like 20 something chicks and they just, they just love them

because they think he's the bad boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never been into the bad boy. I have a really, I have to say like knock on wood, like I've always dated nice guys, like not assholes. I mean, they might be like weird or freaky or kind of use car salesmen, but they're really nice. Yeah, they're not bad.

Yeah, they compliment me all the time. They tell me I'm beautiful, I'm great, I'm whatever, this is what I need. So, but I've never dated've never gone for the bad boy. Maybe once, maybe literally once. So that's all. Okay, then we can move into some emails. What do you got?

This is what I got for you. Okay. So you got a playboy, I wanna go to the mansion now. Okay, I'll take you. Because I tweeted out, I explained later on like a couple of episodes ago, but I get to go to this ultra-exclusive restaurant that's inside Disneyland.

It has like a 14 year waiting list. It's so crazy, but when I first tweeted out about it, I was like, oh my God, you guys gotta see where I check in on February 25th. I go, I never thought I'd be at this place ever in my life. And then people kept on thinking it was the Playboy mansion. Right, right, right. So now you want to go, I can get you in, baby.

I've been there twice. I know, let's go. Let's go. Okay, well, as a list of all this, we should just like write this stuff down. Because we make all these plans and we're on the air and we're really excited about it. And then we don't do crap together. Well, I want to go to Vegas. I want to do Vegas show.

We are going to do Vegas show in June. I've decided. In June? That's what all good stuff's going to be happening. Okay. Okay, so let's, um, this can't be the first week in in June. I got a big concert.

Fine, that's my birthday weekend. All right. Okay, Tiana's going to come around and turn. Okay. Hi, we're going to move in Gmail. This is what I'm going to say. So emails, you can always email us at feedback at sexwithemlee.com where you can just go on the website, sexwithemlee.com and easily click on the Ask Emily button. Why

are you laughing? No, nothing. Nothing? Yeah. You're just looking at me, longingly loving me. Yes, very lovingly. Okay. Hi, I'm an 18 year old white guy and my penis is eight inches long and the girth is 6 inches and my big average or small regarding to the length and girth. This girth is 8 inches? Yeah, no. 8 inches long and the girth is 6 inches. That's...

What is 6 inches? Do you have a ruler? Is this email from shenanigans.com? No, no, no, no. It's a really email. Focuspocus.net. I know I've been knowing that I'm telling my size and every guy in my Depsum Court some sort of questions like menace, but I'm just curious.

Also, does flaccid size matter? Do women like to see bigger flaccid dicks? My penis is six inches when soft, so is it good. Also how big is too big and how small is too small in your opinion, Anti, from Miami, Florida? I don't know. I mean, seriously, like it goes with, you're saying for a woman, it's, it's, it's person by person, case by case basis. The guy that I dated with the smallest penis that I've ever seen in my entire life is like happily married with three kids and blissfully married, you know,

bliss and in living and bliss. His penis for me was, I wasn't about his penis size. We broke up for other reasons because I didn't actually mind that he had the smallest penis in the world, but the point is there's penises for everyone. Some women like really big. There are size queens out there. Some women, sometimes we've actually had emails from listeners whose penises are too big and it hurts women.

So I don't know, I mean, but I'd say that you are a little bit above average maybe, eight inches. Yeah, I don't know about average, right? I think the girth, I don't know, six inches. Are you sure your six inches? That seems like your penis looks like a block or something. It's like a block.

Six inches. I don't know, eight inches, six, I don't know if I believe you. I think you gotta pull out the ruler again. That's what I'm saying if you got it from, you know. No, no, no, I think he's really. I'm lying.com. He needs a Miami, Florida. Okay. Dear Emily. Yes. Okay. I ripped a menace before, but I have to side with him on something. Thank God. Thank you. Isn't it nice when people side with you? Yeah. He's talking about when you ask a woman what she wants and she says she doesn't know. This is my life. I've been married for almost 20 years this July and here is an example of our conversation where to go to dinner. Oh my God. This is the worst go for me. Where do you

want to go dinner? Spouse. Anywhere is fine. Why don't you pick? Me. Okay. How about Olive Garden? Spouse. No, I don't like Italian. Me. How about Mexican? Three margarillas? Spouse. No, I don't feel like Mexican tonight. Me. Bitch, you know what you want to eat. Just tell me. Okay. How about barbecue? Spouse. No. Too spicy. Me. Okay, honey. What, where would you like to go? Spouse. I don't know. Why don't you pick? Oh my god, it's my first nightmare. Me.

I have picked. I made a few suggestions. Now we're adequate. So what would you like to do? For what it's worth, I go through the same insanity with my parents, too. Fun Bobby. Bobby, all you gotta do is tell her we're going to hear the... You don't ask her. You just don't ask.'re going to hear you don't ask her you just don't ask That is hilarious. You don't ask. I know men is just to give you menist thinks that when you should and I agree I we agree on this

Men should have a plan Have a plan for a date Just decide don't even ask. I mean reservations at this place let her you know I mean we're going here. Like women like men, oftentimes many women. I mean, I have some friends who are foodies and food obsessed. They won't go eat anywhere. But at least have a plan and just say this is what we're doing.

Don't even ask. And you've been married for 20 years. Like, why is he still having this conversation? That's what I want to know, Bobby. His bitch is be crazy, Emily. 20 years. He's got his hands on his head. His face is.

That's awful. For 20 years. He's got his hands on his head. I think it's awful. We're 20 years. It's called, there's a term for it, mental terrorism. It's what it's called. I'm the woman who's like, I don't care. And I really don't care. No, we are not mental terrorists. You are.

We are not. You're mental terrorists. Okay, so this next, we're going to move into our topic and this is the deal. So it is the do's and don'ts of sex and relationships, okay? This is from a book called Sex with Therax and 69 other things you should never do again plus a few that you should. Okay. So I'm going to see, this is like, I want to see how we feel about these things.

Okay. Never, number one. Never have sex with their acts. What do you think? No, if you wanna get laid, go ahead, do it. I mean, I think that sex with your acts has benefits. There's definitely pros and cons. I have to admit that I've oftentimes more than not

had sex with the next for a while afterwards, but the only problem with that, that I wasn't attached anymore, and it's really just, because this person knows your body, and they know what you like, and then you have sex. However, if you're doing it because you think you're gonna get them back, and then they might not want to,

and you're thinking that it's gonna change something, no, but if you can have emotionally unattached sex with your ex, I don't think that there's a problem. But the problem comes when you are keep having sex with your ex, and it prevents you from meeting other people because you're like, oh, it's just easier. I'm just going to keep being with my acts, even though he's a douchebag or whatever. And so I think honestly, you should just be having sex with people that you think that could move forward and they can move forward into relationship in your life.

That's just what I think. What do you think? Um, I, yeah, again, I don't think it's really a bad thing. As long as the person, the ex that you're having sex with is not still like head over heels. Exactly. For you, you know? It's not fair. And like she's like trying to get back together.

He's trying to get back together. It's not going to work. Okay. This one we've talked about. Never reveal your number of sexual partners. Never. Take it to the greater. Never, ever.

That's because, no matter what you tell your partner that you've stopped with two people or two hundred, no one but him, what happens to the information size of the brain is behind their control. There is no upside. This is so true. There is no upside to sharing it. And I actually got tricked into it once, like when I was younger. And I, so this is for people who are like,

I think they, I don't know if people have this conversation when they're like in their 30s, but I remember my 20s when the guy was like, oh, like how many, and I told them. And I just remember like, it's never good. Like it's just either too much, too little. Just, that's a number that's supposed to be kept privately to yourself.

And that is all. Do not tell anybody, ever. Never let him keep photos of you in your birthday suit. I think you can trust me, but I want to trust anybody else. Menace has like a whole bevy of photos, but I would say that's so true. I talk about that all the time. Never, ever, ever, ever let him keep photos of you. Don't release photos. I don't see why you think that's a good idea anytime because he's gonna show him to his friends anyway Except for menace because he doesn't do that. Okay, never go after him if he has a girlfriend or wife true

True don't go after married guy. He's not gonna leave her He's gonna stay with her. Yeah, and he's gonna pretend that he's gonna leave her and it's gonna be really exciting because it's kind of secret And you're you're pussy footing around or whatever it's called. And you're like, you know, it can be hot and whatever, but it's not a good thing. It's not good for women, not good for men. Don't do it. Okay, more. Never use the toilet in front of your partner.

What do you think about that one? Yeah, I don't want to see that. Some couples feel they should be able to do and say anything in front of each other, even if it's not always so pretty. And it's true, with closeness comes that openness. But I just think that some things need to be off limits. Yes. Just don't go to the bathroom in your partner.

Can you just close the door? I just did something that I've never, and I was just a guy I wanted to, I think he thought that by seeing me go to the bathroom in front of him, that it would increase this amount of intimacy. And he was like, oh, leave the door open. Are you coming when I was with a bathroom? And it just kind of creeped me out. This is not hot. It's never hot.

And then you're just picturing them going to the bathroom. But there's some guys who want that. Freaks. Weirdos. Okay. That you date. Okay Never abstain from sex just because you're having a your period I agree Menace whatever

Menace I don't tell you most of the time anyways Unless they don't let's see they don't want to have sex with you then they say they know I've done that before I've said I have my period when I don't have sex but As we don't know as you get your period when you're having sex because you didn't know you were getting it like that They're you're get it because you're having sex Whatever for some women the week of their period is their horniest time of the month So if you're one of them part of this regular sexual peak could be that if you feel more sexually liberated during this time. So I think that it's up to the couple. Some women don't like it, some men don't like it, but I don't think that you shouldn't have sex during your period, okay?

All right. All right. Never continue dating him if he openly lusts after other women. True, totally. I agree with that. If you're dating a guy who is always lusting after other women and saying, he's hot, she's hot, don't you think she's hot? I would dump that guy totally. Because you want all the attention.

Of course I want all the attention. Of course I do. I mean, I think I'm not that guy, but that's the only reason that you're doing that. No, but that's unhealthy. It's just totally not healthy to be with a guy who is lasting after other women. I hope we're teaching you all really good things. Okay. Never be afraid to show him what feels good, and that is true.

If there's one complaint, men voice, when it comes to sex, it's that she just lies there. And I have to say that that is so true, that women, that that is the biggest complaint that I've heard, they're like, she just lies like a dead fish. Like what's it called? Like when men just say that she, what are the names for women who just lie there? Like is it just like a dead fish?

Yeah, dead fish. Okay. So don't just lie there and talk about what you want in bed and all that stuff. Never believe him when he says he didn't cheat if the evidence suggests otherwise. What do you think about that? Secret of phone calls long-brew net hair in his bathroom when yours is blonde,

not making it to your birthday party, and not having good excuses to why he was a no-show. So what do you think about that? You've got all this evidence, but he still says no. He didn't cheat. Have you ever been in that scenario where a woman was like, you cheated on me and you really, really didn't? Yeah, yeah. Oh, really? Yeah.

I think that most times that happens, the case is going to be against you. I mean, I'm not a cheater, that's why. But sometimes, you know, women get around their girlfriends and like a guy could be, you know, just Working too much or just like not into it. You know, there's sometimes believe or not Guides just don't want to have sex and then the girl then the girl goes run to her friends and like oh my god No, it doesn't have sex with me and then you're like, oh girlfriend. He must be cheating on you He must be he must be hanging out with some other chick and then you know, it doesn't mean that they're sheen on you. He must be, he must be hanging out with some other chick. And then, you know, it doesn't mean that they're always sheen on you. But if you're not dating me, then probably you're gonna be a guy.

But if you find a blonde hair in your brunette, a blonde hair in your brunette, secretive phone calls, like if there's evidence it stacks up, not just that you don't want to have sex, I think so. Never tell him how much you love your vibrator. A woman's love affair with her vibrator is a special one. It might have been the first to touch her in that Oso special way, but don't tell them don't want to hear about it You don't hear about it. Nope. Okay, you're right. I am think I've probably overshared that to many men

Yeah, if you want to buy a vibrator actually though You can go to Adam and Eve.com put keep on code Emily at checkout and you get the Kim Kardashian sex DVD DVD you get free gifts free shipping amazing, 50% off most items. So don't share that. I think I've overshared that, but I can't help it because my entire house is filled with vibrators. Okay, this one is so true.

Never dated jerk, even if he's beautiful. Women stay away from the assholes. Don't date the jerks. They won't listen. But they shouldn't. I never dated assholes. Don't date the jerks. They won't. They won't listen. But they shouldn't. I never have dated assholes. Yeah, but women don't listen. Never drop your girlfriends for your guy. I think that's very true. I've never done that. I've never dropped my girlfriends. Well, maybe I have, but I didn't even. Never answer your phone

during sex. I was reading this. I thought, Manus probably does that. What? I mean, I may be. You might call me during sex. You might call me during sex. You might call me during sex. You might call me during sex. You might call me during sex. You might call me during sex.

You might call me during sex. You might call me during sex. Do you? Sometimes when I'm busy, I got things good. Do you? If you were tweeted while you were getting Flashe out. No, no, no. That's true. You're not true.

You've tweeted. I have not, but I could. I bet you know. We'll do like a secret. We'll do like a secret word that I'll say or something. And then so people know that I'm going to be a person't. Oh yeah, next time you get a blowjob, I think you should tweet. We have a way to show it to me.

It needs to be a secret word. I don't know, something like... I love carrots or something like that. I'm going downtown. No, that sounds like I'm giving a blowjob. How about like something I'm going downtown? No, not sexual, not downtown, no. Okay, next one, never check.

It's all about, oh, say, I love downtown San Francisco. Yeah, I like something like I love downtown. Like downtown San Francisco. No, I can't just see downtown because it sounds like I'm going to- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yes, all right. If you see me tweeting that, I want to laugh my ass off. That means I'm getting... Will you do it soon? I just want that to happen. Yeah, all right.

Maybe you do it tonight or tomorrow. Who's going to give you Felicia? I can get anybody to give me Felicia. Oh, come on, Madness. I can pick up the phone and say, Hey, I would love to do that. I would love you to that. Okay.

So downtown San Francisco looks beautiful tonight. Yes. All right, but I don't want you to try to call me right after like in the middle of it. Oh, I downtown San Francisco looked beautiful tonight. Yes. All right. But I don't want you to try to call me right after like in the middle of it. Oh, I'm fucking calling you right after. Yes, I am. I'm calling you in the middle. Never check his email just to see what he's been up to. You're always going to find something that is confusing, perplexing, and you're going to think he's cheating on you. I got emails from like 2004. That's why I've got emails from I got emails from like 2004. That's why I've got emails from.

You know, for 10 years ago. So just, never give up your email password ever. Like this girl is dating. She wanted my email password so bad. I'm like, hell. Hell's to the hell. No, right. Do not check emails ever on either side.

If you think someone's cheating, you think there's an issue, I would talk to them first. I would talk to them first. I heard the investigator if he cared that much. Okay, never ask him if you look fat. Yes. Degree, don't ask, or you should ask. No, you shouldn't ask, but I would tell you if you look fat and something.

You will? Yeah. They'll say never. Most men will wholeheartedly back this particular never they can't send the question. It puts your tough guy in an impossibly tough situation which if he's like, most other male, he doesn't handle it well.

It's a classic damn, if you don't, right? That makes you a little chunky. Would you say that to a girl? Yeah, I mean, if I- Yeah, you're asked, like, if it was jeans actually. I mean, I know. Are you saying that's not my favorite?

The type, no, no, no, I want to say that. I mean, the type of girls that I date can joke around like that. Right. And I actually did a gene for this guy. I was dating. I had so many pairs of genes and I was like, I got to get rid of some because I don't wear them.

And I actually tried them all on for more than night. Like a bunch of them. I was just a sexy thing. We were drinking wine and I was trying out in jeans. And he was like, yeah, those aren't my favorite. Or you know what? And I think that he was very diplomatic about it. But he probably was like, basically saying

your ass looks fat those jeans. But I'm right. Yeah, right. I don't know. Never dated guy who won't introduce you to his friends. You true. True. If a guy does not,

then that means he's dating somebody else. Yeah. It's mean something. Or I mean, I'm not saying he should introduce you to his friend the first week What do you think is the right time for to introduce a woman to your friends? Which is I guess when you know you really like her couple weeks, yeah And we're so social here like in San Francisco like I'm always going out my friends like it kind of unavoidable

Sometimes I will introduce people and I'll never see him again But whatever Never get involved with him if he still is with his parents his ex-wife is act girlfriend or college buddies i don't know how that's what i think that but college bodies a lot of people live with their college buddies i mean a major cities it's it's really rough

it is rock live alone exactly never have uh... what yeah never have more to drink on a first date than he does women should never have more to drink She's gonna bar fall over you she does right? Okay, I I want to date on this chick that she drinks so much that I had to help her and put my finger down her throat The first day, huh was the first date. Yeah, it's like pretty much the first date, huh? Was the first date? Yeah, it was pretty much the first date. You had to help her at barf.

Yeah, and she's married now. So I'll be like, hey, remember when I, I can't believe I helped you barf. Remember when I had my finger down your throat? Like, for a year. Oh, I've never. I've never. It's weird, it's weird because people can say things

and I'll start gagging, like over this weekend, like, it was so bad. I was drinking, I was actually drinking wine because there was only beer and wine. Oh, look at you. Well, there was only beer and wine down at the bottom of the hotel and it's like convenience store.

Right. And I hate beer because it takes you so long. I know, you can't get drunk up here, I have same problem. So I was like, oh, great, I got a drink wine. So there's like some wine called Smokin' Loon. Oh, I've seen it, yeah. And so we buy like, oh, great, got a drink wine. So there's like some wine called Smokin' Loon. Oh, I see that, yeah. And so we buy like, yeah, we buy, yeah, you know me,

I'm like, whatever. I'm a connoisseur of cheap wines, I know. And we started drinking like five bottles of it, right? And I'm fine, whatever, get wasted, wake up the next day. I don't feel that great, but me and my buddies are in the hotel. And I guess apparently there was some virus outbreak on this cruise ship recently, just in the news. And then they just started talking about,

oh my God, imagine all the diarrhea on their blah, blah. And that would make me go. And then there was some old lady that started doing the interview and I'm like, oh, imagine that chick, did it? And I just immediately went to the bathroom and threw up. Did you really just be talking about it? Yeah, but what's weird is like, if somebody's throwing up in front of me and they're drunk,

like I can be there right next to him, not get sick. Right. Like I can take care of him on phone. But if someone's talking about something, you really would be like, you can fit sure. You can order food like food smells or... Food smells can sometimes be the one about it. Yeah, that's true. But if I see someone throw up, sometimes we can even want to vomit. Yeah, that's true.

But if I see someone throw up, that makes me nauseous, absolutely. Yeah, for some reason that doesn't bother me. Okay, never have sex with a guy who keeps a sex on. So what's up with this? Don't keep your sex on. It's just not sexy. Picture a man who you think is so sexy. I'll rubbed up and ready to go.

And he's like, hey, baby, hey, baby. And then he's like, God, a sex on. Like, I'm not gonna keep my sex on, but I don't see why it's so offensive. It's just not offensive, it's just not hot. Like, really, you're walking patting around with your socks on and getting it to your socks rubbing against my legs. But guys think it's hot.

Good dirty socks. Guys think it's hot if girls have socks on. Neh-hyes, maybe. Yeah. Or thigh-hyes. That's hot. But, um. You think that's hot.

A lot of people think that's hot. A lot of people think that's hot. That's really hot. Um, I, uh, my buddy, he, he had an ingrown toenail, so he would never take off, take off his socks while having sex. And we, we brought it up on the radio show and then we made him take his socks off in the radio show and it looks so gross. Oh, God.

We videotape them put on the internet the radio show. And it looks so gross. Oh, God. We videotape them put on the internet. That is disgusting. That is so disgusting. And we called up his girlfriend and asked him if she's ever seen his toes and she said no. That is hilarious. Yeah, I had a guy who had messed up feet,

but he did take a socks off for the then it was kind of good. So I don't know if he'd rather see gross feet or gross socks. And he had all these ingrown, he was really dry and he had like, it was just his feet were peeling all over the place and he had grown toenails. He's got to get pedicure. Nothing remember the guy getting a pedicure.

Give him rid of that ingrown toenail. They will dig that out. I do self maintenance. I don't go because I don't like people touching my feet. Oh, you don't? I love pedicure. I have this weird thing about feet. I like hate feet.

Oh, right. You talked about this before. You hate feet. I hate this weird thing about feet. I like hate over. I you talked about this before you ate feet I hate feet. How about women's feet I'm a feet No, I I think it's my own feet anybody like touching my feet or See anything that has to like with foot injuries. I'm like really a grossed out by that But oh no, I do know why. Why?

Because my cousin, when we were growing up, she had like some tumor under her toe. So they would always have to like keep on removing her toenail, but like work on it. And then it was summertime. So I'd always see it and it was freaking disgusting. Shouldn't she cover it up with like a bandage or something? Oh my God.

And like I freaked out because I was in Hawaii one time snorkeling. And I got like a piece of reef Like stuck in my toe and I like I wanted to murder myself, right? Like I don't like that at all But when I see somebody like a woman's foot like I don't get discussed it Okay, good. I don't want to masturbate you're not a foot fetish. You're not a foot fetishist or something Yeah, okay, and finally never ask your boyfriend which of your friends he would sleep with if he wasn't with you. Oh God, why? Don't do that. You can take a perfectly happy

relationship and turn it upside down with this question. Don't ask that question. That's a stupid question. So, help me learn something. Would you rather do my friend or do me? Yeah, because then every time you have a first of all, you're not going to invite that friend around anymore. And then you're going to always think he's flirting with her. And so it's all just dumb. Okay, that's what we got time for today. Yes. All right, everyone. Listen to us on Stitcher, Stitcher Radio, STITCHER. It's a free app.

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