Sex With Emily - SWE: Double Whammy

Episode Date: May 11, 2012

No one has faith in Emily's camping skills. Do women prefer the beta male or the alpha male? Menace claims to be the perfect alpha/beta hybrid. Of course he does.Double the pleasure, double the fun. What is double penetration and how to do it. Emily also talks lesbian three-ways, strap-ons, and butt plugs. Emily has a butt plug waiting for Menace in the office. He declines.If men are allowed to show their nipples why can't women? Emily protested the ban on female nipple nudity by riding around her neighborhood topless when she was seven- years-old. While female nipples in public are few and far between, you run into penises wherever you go in San Francisco. Also, how to give your partner a nipplegasm, candy bras, piercings and nipple clamps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Look into his eyes Then the eyes of a man obsessed by sex Eyes that mock our secret institutions Betrubized they call them a lie going hey Hey, Emily you got a boyfriend cuz my man E here. He just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute The girls got a hair stand. It's a lie. The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common moment? What do you mean like laundry?

It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I'm off here. I'm so proud. Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily.

We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between for more information go to sexwithelmie.com or go to iTunes and you can download and listen to all of our shows which is very exciting and it's Friday happy Friday t.j.f. baby. I know what's going on. I'm good. I'm about to get the hell out of here. I'm going to Las Vegas.

I know. You leave tomorrow. You leave right now right? Yes. Oh my God. That's right. It's the weekend. That's awesome.

You're going to have a blast. Don't go to jail. No guarantees. It's work though, right? So you're gonna be like, no, no, no, this weekend, I am just gonna go meet up with some friends and parties. Cool, did you get that email I sent you from listener who wants to meet you for five minutes?

In Vegas? Yeah, I sent you an email. Oh, no, I didn't catch that. There's a listener that emailed and said, oh my God, I heard men's squinted in Vegas. It would be my boyfriend is obsessed with him. And if they could just meet men, it's for five seconds, I'd be so happy. All right.

If you can check that out, what? No, press. I have to look over the email. Look over the email. You don't read. That's cool. And there was another email picture sent to you. I had to do two emails today.

Oh, that's what I saw. Yeah, yeah. I sent you another one too. What apps? Okay. So it's great to be here on Extreme Talk XM 165. We love being here and we love doing the show on Fridays because it's the weekend and hopefully everyone's

gonna get laid. Today's show we're talking about double the pleasure, double the fun, double penetration. We're also talking about everything you ever wanted to know about nipples. Women, that's the second most popular orgasm is a nipple orgasm, a nipple gasm. So we're gonna talk about that.

You said you can't have those, right? I don't think I can unless I haven't tried hard enough. I can't get the focus. I got my focus on it. Somebody hasn't tweaked hard enough. I don't think so. I like my nipples tweaked and I would like to have a nipple gasm. So we're gonna talk about how you can do that.

And we've got your emails that you sent to feedback at sectionalme.com. We got some sex in the news. We got some cool stuff going on. What is going on with you this weekend? Well, I was supposed to go camping But okay, you can't be getting ready waiting for their response. No, I'm just saying but I canceled it Yeah, because not because I did a monical camping, but because I had to change a plans and I have to stay here and do some work Oh But I really wanted to go camping and I don't know what all my friends think I can't camp. Like, I'm a camper, I grew up camping, I'm from Michigan,

we used to go to the lake single camping with the hell. But I'm gonna stay here, do some work, hang out, it's Mother's Day and Sunday, my mother won't be here, but she will be here next week. I'm wondering if we should ever as a guest on the show next Friday. I don't know. You've already had her on the show?

I mean, we had her on the show before, and I asked her the same stuff. I mean, we had her on the show before and I ask her the same stuff. I know. Forget it. She's kind of, I feel, last couple of times we talked to her, she's kind of just like, eh, just let her do it. You'd rather have my brother. I love your mom.

I love your mom. Don't give me wrong. My mom is amazing. But I feel in the past couple a couple of years She's kind of meld out and said, you know what? Not saying that she thinks you're a lost cause, but I think she kind of says eh Whatever she's like what's your plan B if sex doesn't really doesn't work out. She likes saying that to me too Well, she doesn't say that she doesn't say that around me, but she's I get the feeling when it comes to your dating life and things like that She's like yeah, she's just like whatever my little daughter is.

She's over. She's like, Emily, whatever happens happens in your life. Yeah, she's done with giving you advice. Your brother on the other hand, he's still is getting some crap. So I love having him here. I know. He gives me a lot of advice. Yeah, I love hearing it.

I know you do. You're hilarious. You're so funny. You're like, I want to know everything. Yeah. But that's it. So this weekend, yeah, I had all these big plans to come camping, but I'm just going to be around. So I have nothing that exciting. Although, after this, we're going to go shoot some video at Jimmy Jane. We love Jimmy Jane. They most make the most beautiful products. I know. I keep on trying to lead town and keep on keeping me here. I know. Trying to catch a flight. We're just have time. We don't have time. We don't have time. We don't have time.

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of $100 or more. I think you should buy a conch ring. Or a massage can. Maybe we'll get some today when we go there to visit. Okay, I've got a little bit of sex in the news, unless you've got anything else that's happening in your life that I need to know about. No, I mean, again, I was freaking out because I went to go check out my flight information and I couldn't find it. Oh, wow, what happened? I'm going to be on a plane for eight times in the next month.

I was like, going all these places and I'm gonna be on a plane for eight times in the next month. I was like going all these places and I couldn't find the information. I started losing it. I went through all my emails. I went through my, I went to the website for the airline, couldn't find it on there either. Like sorry, we can't find your information. I called them and I realized that I bought my tickets

to Kayak. Oh, right, right, right. And Kayak had all my information. And I was like, I realize that I bought my tickets to kayak. Oh, right, right, right. The kayak had all my information. And I was like, I mean, I had no idea when my plane was leaving or even what airline I was taking. Oh my God. But you figured it out. That's good.

That's good. I think when that stuff happens, yeah, so I did deal with lots of paperwork today too and like dealing with stuff. So I got that and then big concert putting together is really cool. My birthday would you like to go to? You can come support me. If you're in San Francisco, I'm having a big party on May 31st. It's a Kegel Kegger.

It's for my app Kegel Camp and my birthday. Where? At Project One in San Francisco. Project One. It's a really cool club. Are you in town? The 31st, it's Thursday. The 31st. I'm sorry. They weren't available on Friday and Saturday. I tried to make all my parties Are you in town? The 31st is Thursday. 31st.

I'm sorry. They weren't available in Friday and Saturday. I tried to make all my parties in the weekend so you can party like a rock star, but you might have to come and take off Friday at work. Well, that's not gonna happen. Oh my God, I was so wanted to bring that clip. We haven't even talked about it.

Oh, the tourists who don't have it? I can play it off my phone. Oh, you can? Okay, so I'll tell the story. So I went to Deathcap for Cutie the other night. Oh, you can. Okay. So I'll tell the story. So I went to Deathcap for Cutie the other night, love Deathcap for Cutie. They're playing at the Fox Theatre in Oakland. And it was a really cool concert because not only did they great, but they were playing

with that orchestra that's like magic, is their name or something. And it's like this orchestra that is now playing back up for a lot of cool bands. So it changes their music to be sort of like orchestra epic orchestra, but like mellow. And it was like, it's very rare to be honest. I'm not a huge music person, but I knew like every song and I just loved it. And so I went with a girlfriend and I ran into an ex-boyfriend

who are few ex-boyfriends, which was weird. And then I know the manager. And so we got backstagefriends, which was weird. And then I know the manager. And so we got backstage passes, which was really cool because the lead singer just broke up with Zoe Dishonel and I thought maybe we could get it on. So I was like, okay, well, we'll go backstage and then we went backstage after.

And we were just backstage probably for like five minutes because they're actually, they didn't really have any alcohol. They had like beer and there wasn't that much going on and we were tired and it was late. It was a school night. So that's not really a party band. I love Death Cab alcohol. They had like beer and there wasn't that much going on and we were tired and it was late. It was a school night. So that's not really a party band. I love death cabbub. Do you like them?

I do like them. I'm on and off about them because I have to deal with them once in a while. Okay. And I just don't like it. At certain points in time, they're like, don't take any photos. And I don't like people like that.

Come on, dude, your position. The recent time that I had an encounter with them, they were cool. So they're working the way back up in my eyes. Got it. Okay. Which is very important to them. Right. That is important to them.

I'm sure they're so happy that they're back. So can you say that thing? Yeah. So anyways, so that happened to you. They happened to me. They went to the concert with Tuesday night or something. Yeah, and then the next morning, I do a Treshaul radio show, which is all music.

FM, yeah. Yeah, and I get a call from one of my buddies. I saw Emily backstage at the dev cab show. I was like, what? I go, I gotta call Emily because I know she was probably backstage trying to hook up with one of the- So, I called her on the air on my shirt. I was so bad a little hungover. Yeah, and so I had the clip here. So I did not know that I was being recorded.

P.I. I told you you told me after you didn't tell me you were recording me. I did. No, and that's all after. Yeah, Emily right now. Hold on. There we go. I have it on tape. Hey, what's up? Hello? Hi! My spies were telling me that you were backstage at the Def Cab for a cutie show last night. I was, oh my God, as you though! Oh, I know, I have people.

You don't have a f***ing know that! I know everything. I know all and see all what happened. Dauphin, I just went backstage because my friend gave me backstakes tickets. Did you hook up with any of the band members? I needed to. No, I wanted to. I wanted to. I was like, I'm gonna sleep with the band members. We just broke up with Zoe Deschial. Yeah.

And if I slept with him, it would be like, I slept with Zoe and then that would be like, good for you. Yeah, because I would totally give you high five. Right, I wanted to and then I just didn't. Oh, I'd think you would have slept with me? Yeah, you probably would have slept with you. A nice rebound. Shut up! I didn't want to do and then I just didn't. Oh, I think you would have slept with me. Yeah, I probably would have slept with you. A nice rebound. Come on. I didn't want to do.

This is at May 3 with Midnight City. So I didn't know you were recording me until you were done. You said I just recorded that. I said that I recorded this whole conversation. I'm going to play it on air. Yeah, that's funny. OK, anyway, I was like, how the hell did menist know that I was backstage?

Because I didn't see anyone I know. Yeah, but I, you know, I work with music people all the time. I know it was fun. I like going to Oakland. I was surprised because you didn't tell me you're going to show. I know I should have told you that day, but I forgot, you know me. Yeah, you don't remember anything. I like going to shows the Fox. So if anything else happens, that's fun. That's a great theater to show. Yeah, one of the most amazing venues in the Bay Area. It's Oakland, Oak Town, and I don't know who's going to the East Bay, but I may be special. Oh, very surprising. I like venues in the Bay Area. It's a Oakland, Oak Town, and I don't know as you go to the East Bay, but I may, special, special.

Very surprising. I like staying in the city. And it's gonna be a beautiful weekend here, hot sunny. Everyone looks hot. Everyone's in sunglasses. It's gonna be amazing. So, okay, we've got a little bit of sex in the news. All right.

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even the founder of meat and inmate admits the perspective suitors should proceed with caution before dreaming about, I don't even understand this. How the hell can you do a website for inmates and find hot sexy inmates? How can you even do that? You can. That sounds stupid. A lot of these mug shots too are public. I know, but you're making an app so they can hook up. Yeah, that's cool. Whatever. Okay. We got to talk about the John Travolta thing. What do you think about all this? The actors accused of looed and lacivious acts against two male massage therapists. Allegedly, the Greece star, I love their calling them the Greece star because he's done so

many movies in the last 30 years. I. Try to have sex with them during two separate massage sessions. Allegedly, Travolta suggested a threesome with a Hollywood starlin' also told the masseuse that he, the masseur, that when he got, he got where he is now due to sexual favors he performed when he was on a welcome back cotter. According to the law, Travolta also said that the Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who grant favors in return for sex. So of course, John Travolta is denying the allegations. However, there have been allegations for years that he's homosexual.

I mean, he's been married for years, but you know, for 30 years with wife, but there's always allegations about John Travolta hooking up with dudes. Hmm. What do you think about this? I think he might be by. Two, he might be by big friggin deal. But why is he eating on two separate misus like what are the chances of two misus is coming forth and saying you tried to touch my wiener or whatever he did?

That's kind of crazy. I think I don't know. I don't like to believe what I read in the gossip tabloids, but I do think that there could be some truth to it. Why is it just a minute? All right, these rumors about John Travolta have been coming up for years. It's fine. I don't have an issue with it. Okay. Sex toys are becoming more popular than smartphones.

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as of May 2001, 2011. Consumers were spending an estimated 500 million a year on these products in North America according to Scientific American. This isn't Scientific American. People are buying more sex toys than gadgets than side smartphones. I find that hard to believe, but I love to hear it.

I don't believe it. I think everyone, the listening to my show, I talk about sex toys all the time, ad nauseam, because they will improve your sex life. No, I think it's just people buying back massagers and then they're throwing that into the sex toy thing. So, not true. People are buying coquins, they're buying massage candles, they're buying massagers, they're buying handcuffs, they're buying their buying clitoral vibrators.

Why aren't you opening the sex with Emily? Sex store? Sex store. I am. I'm going to start a store on my website soon. So people can buy toys for me that I recommend. I'm going to have a section on my site where I just recommend toys. And then you're going to know all my favorite, favorite things.

If you want to buy a toy, you've never bought a toy, you've never bought porn. You can go to adamaniv.com, use coupon code Emily at checkout and buy any friggin toy you want under the sun And I help you that. What are you doing? There's emergency back in my emergency emergency emergency. Okay, I have to step out for a second It's like a really big emergency. Okay, go ahead. I'm still I'm just renex the news Third graders reportedly have oral sex under the desk. Teacher fired for not noticing. An unnamed teacher at the Taluila Elementary in Taluila, Louisiana has been fired after she fell to the house. Two third grade students allegedly

having oral sex under classroom table. District superintendent Lisa Wilmer told the paper the teacher was fired because it ends in a crit under her watch. So how do two kids know to how to perform all sex? Was the girl did she have his little tiny weiner in his mouth? Was he like, has heard his tongue on her vagina? Like, I don't know, that's kind of lured. But I want to know how third graders have oral sex

and how the hell, how the hell do they even know what oral sex is? I know that I didn't know in third grade, did you know in third grade? I know that kids play doctor and they do different things like that, but like the fact that they are playing, doc playing oral sex is weird and she should be fired for not noticing.

How do you not notice that two kids are naked, like sucking each other off? I don't understand. So she was fired. Teachers are always getting fired. They're getting fired because they're either porn stars or they have a press record of being in some porn or they sleep with their students

or their students sleep with each other. Good times in American education. Okay, Stephen Hawking, Frequence Sex Club in California. The 70-year-old almost completely paralyzed by a neurological disorder Frequence a Sam Bird and Edo Swinger's Club called Freedom Acres And this is a quote I've seen Stephen Hawking at the club more than a handful of times. Remember told the celebrity site

He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants Last time I saw him. He was the back, he was in the back play area, lying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him. Good for him, he's paralyzed in a wheelchair, good for him for going to a play club and having women gy rates. Stephen Hawking, you know who he is, right? Yeah, he went to a strip club, he went to a play party and he had women on the bed he was lying fully clothed and there was two naked women gyrating all over him I say good for you Stephen Hawking he's one of the most brilliant men in the world right?

I'd gyrate all over him I think you'd be hot he's so fucking smart I'd have him like do my taxes or something and then I'd gyrate all over him and I thought uh I thought he was like that his entire life apparently he wasn't I saw some fun yeah yeah yeah a young lad he was completely paralyzed by a motor neuron disease doesn't say when but yeah I think he was as it but he's just like brilliant and I love that he's having some sex hell yeah hell yeah okay against me singer out as transgender. Huge news in the music world. Huge news. Against me, do you know against me? Yeah, I've seen them many times and constantly met all of them.

I've met this guy too. Okay. Yeah. Uh, singer time Gable has come out as transgender to Rolling Stone. Gable has plans to start living as a woman and will take the name Laura Jane Grace. The punk rock singer will remain married to wife Heather. For me, the most terrifying thing about this was how she would accept the news,

but she's been super amazing in understanding the evictuerole daughter. Would you ever have thought by meeting him that he would become transgender? Not in a million years. Yeah, good for him. Yeah, it's no, I fully support it. I had somebody go off on me because I was telling the story.

I was like, yeah, he he plans on changing his name to you, you know, Laura, whatever. And somebody like, call me up at the radio station and said, it's she's changing her name. I'm like, oh my god. We've got it. Why does everyone got to be offended, man? I don't know. It's crazy. I doesn't say how old he is, but I can't imagine that I wonder if his whole life he knew in these moments. No, I think he has. And actually people have been breaking down

a lot of the song lyrics. And it kinda just like, it kinda in the songs, it's saying that how this person is dealing with that type of situation. That's really tough. Yeah, I mean, that's gotta be tough. Our family got two-year-old daughters gonna have two mommy's not remember the daddy as a daddy. Yeah, that's kind of a bit trip. Like two pictures of your dad holding you and your baby and then some mom, two moms.

You know, people can do what they want. I've got that. Honey, me, the love of all people, these judgmental person and planet. I just, I am wondering about the planet. That's what that means. I'm wondering about the band. Are they gonna continue to try to do the band at him as a woman? His voice is gonna change and stuff. Yeah, because he's gonna take the hormone pills

and all that stuff. That's gonna be interesting. How about that? Easy. Okay, we've got some emails from the peeps. Thanks everyone for emailing us at feedback. It's sexorthelmy.com. We try to get to all your emails

and we give excellent advice if we do say so ourselves. We're trying to help people with their every problem they have. Sex relationships, what apps. Okay, Emily, have you ever thought about doing something regarding the alpha beta male types and which women prefer? I mean, what do women really want,

as opposed to what they say or think they want? Do women prefer the beta male, the considerate man, the child raiser, the provider, or do they want the alpha, the dominant man will take full control and tell them what to do, how and when to do it? As a man, there are so many mixed messages out there for guys and it would be useful to get a woman's input on this topic. Love the show. Big high to men is john from the u.k.

well i think that's a great topic we have talked about like the bad boy like why women like the bad boy you know and it goes back to like evolutionary biology where they say that women are attracted to like the bad boy they want to sex with him have a offspring but the guy that they settle with is more the beta male male who's like the nice caring, nurturing, sensitive, but women are just naturally, preded naturally attracted to more of an alpha male. But not all women.

I have to tell you, I think this is actually a great show topic at John, and we'll let you know when we do it. Because I just think that men would like to understand it and women. I think a lot of times, of course, you can find an alpha male who's alpha and beta. But the alpha men are sort of, they're maybe not as emotionally available, maybe not emotionally evolved. And so there's pros and cons to both.

I'd like to find a hybrid male, wouldn't we all? To find a hybrid male who's alpha and male, alpha and beta. But I can't answer that women want one of the other i think that there's someone for everyone and there are some women who just want the alpha male and there's one who want the beta male what would you say you are uh i think i'm in between you kind of alpha beta yeah i don't i'm not a sports guy don't like sports yeah thank, thank God. Yeah, don't I think it's I think it's fun if you're there at the game at a game drinking and with your friends, but I can't sit in front of TV and watch sports. No, we neither and I can't stand the sound of men talking about sports. Oh,

yeah. Oh, did you see that? That's crazy. I hate it. Like if we got I dated a sports freak the LA guy. Yeah, like always had sports on and I wanted to rip my hair out. Well, I do. Just go ahead and bone each other already. I'm like, I could be having sex with you right now and you're watching the pistons or something because we're from Detroit. Okay.

So that's alpha beta. I think we should write that down as a good topic to do. Alpha beta male. Okay. Hi, I'm Lee Menace. Listen to the show from Friday on the Stitcher iPhone app. We love Stitcher. We're at the Stitcher Studio right now in San Francisco, California.

STIT, C-H-R, you can download it and listen to our podcast so easily so you don't have to download it to your phone or anything. You just streams from their app. Yeah, any smartphone. All you do is search sex with Emily. Boom, right there. And we're the first one when you put in sex, we come right up. I know. Well, we know people.

Okay, we know the peeps and the peeps. Okay, so he's listening on his arm, sit your app. Menace was talking about, ah, what? How awesome. In right, I am because I had a lot of people actually tweet me about another topic you put out. I know what I got. What's this one? Menace was talking about fishy smelling vaginas. Not sure if he's aware, but that can be assigned a bacterial vaginosis. There is a link here for more info. So if you really should say something to the woman when he counters this, love listening to your show and miss menace when he's not on.

Have learned a lot from you guys. Cheers, Carrie, from Edminton, Alberta, Canada. She's a premium friend of the family. Carrie, so that is true that if women's vaginas smell particularly pishy that she could have bacterial vaginosis, BV as they call it. What does she get it? You can get it from, you can know, nope, nope, you get it.

It's actually you get it from having intercourse or you can get it, yeah, you get it from sex. You get it from like condoms or you can get it from different kinds of loobs. I know a lot of women who have gotten it before and it's not fun But you can take medicine for it and get rid of it. So that's what it is that they're not clean They could have a disease. Thank you I thought there was like, you know a

Salmon for dinner or something No, you've a giant is that what you eat like my my vagina doesn't taste like a bagel cream cheese right now It sound like it smelled like the bay You know, you're going to go out to the ocean. It does happen once or it happens to you several times with fishy vaginas. You ever go out to the ocean in the morning? And you really get that nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice,

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There is fishy vagina. But it's true that when you have a older, there could be a thing and you should tell her, although I don't know how you would tell her, you just be like, you know what? There's something, but be something fishy going on in there. Something's very fishy here.

Very fishy situation. That's what you should do. Have you got fishing lately? Oh my God. Okay. What was the other topic that we were going off of? The other topic is the hook up. And if you rack up the tweets, I have one.

Mm-hmm. What do you mean? Uh-uh. On my Facebook page, fan page. You can find me on Facebook, Twitter. Yeah, that's all people that you're from. From, well, you're Midwest, not East Coast, but almost East Coast. I believe over Midwest, not East Coast, but almost, almost East Coast.

I believe over there on the East Coast, we're in services, go to the West Coast. On the East Coast, it might be used in a different way. Maybe I can admit that, hooking up that I know of on the East Coast could mean anything it's vague. Why don't you bring this up again? On the West Coast, hooking up means sex. That's what it means. It doesn't. Hooking happens when you hooked up.

No, you want to keep it that way for women so you guys don't really have to explain what you actually did. Meaning you had sex, but you don't really want to see you had sex. Oh, we just hooked up. So, because you want to keep hooking up whatever it is. You either had sex or you hooked up. No, you hooked up. Here means either had sex, are you hooked up? No, you hooked up here means you had sex. No, I've said so many times, so we hooked up, but it doesn't mean we had sex. That means

you had sex. No, it doesn't. It's all it's fake. Yeah, because you want to keep it vague, that's why. What do you think feedback at sexdomy.com? I'm right, tweet us, tweet us, sex of Emily. You tweet, tweet yourself. Tweet the show. Tweet men menace and he's white menace at white menace at Instagram Twitter Yeah, and you're just sick family on Instagram also. I am yeah, what's up? You're posting all these photos then you just fell off forgot Well, wait, you forgot something. I don't believe it. I need to give my brain fixed Do you think with the memory thing? Yeah, what do you take? You take lithium or something like that? No, I don't.

That's for Alzheimer's. No, but maybe I need it. Oh no, don't get Alzheimer's. But you know what I've been taking? That's been really helpful. What? This hot rocks. Hot rocks.

R-A-W-K-S. Hot rocks is awesome and it's a natural libido enhancer. And it is for women. It gives you more energy, stronger orgasms, natural self-generating lubrication for men, it gives you more stamina, harder russians. The best part about hot rocks is they have a 30-day money back guarantee, and I love them, it's like my new vitamin, so hotrocks.com, you gotta check them out, R-A-W-K-S. Dear Emily, I listen to your podcast when I'm commuting and sometimes with my wife too

and we are traveling. My wife and I have a few sex toys. We love the Jimmy Jane Cochrane and we have a bullet style vibe too. My wife wants a vibrator that is soft squishy instead of hard like the bullet vibe. I think she would like to use it both for clitorial and internal stimulation. We are looking for something you can recommend. Mike D. from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Okay, I'm glad you like the Jimmy Jane Coquering.

They're awesome. I would try the Jimmy Jane Form III. It's a Ritz. I think it's their most popular vibrator, and it looks like a tongue, and it's soft and squishy, but it's not as internal. You can also try their Form VI, I believe, that's more squishy and internal, and you can use internal, but the form three is powerful, and it looks like a tongue, and it can squish around. Right, that's the one that looks like a tongue.

So that's what you should do. Use coupon code spring, and you get $25 off your purchase of 100 or more at Jimmy Jane. What? Yeah, baby, it's true. And I would say that in Lilo, the Lilo brand makes a lot of soft squishy vibrators. If you go to Lilo.com, you can check out some of theirs as well. So I think Lilo and then also Jizu, J-E, J-O-U-E, they make squishy stuff too.

That's sort of the, that's sort of where it's going. Now, vibrators and others hard, they're more squishy. Squishy. I'll show you today when we go to Jimmy Jane. It's going to be fun. Yes. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. I'm show you today when we go to Jimmy Jane. It's going to be fun. Yes. Hi, Emily. I'm a friend with benefits member from Cincinnati, Ohio, and I mostly listen on an Android app called Beyond Pad, but sometimes user iPad using downcast. Oh, okay. We always want to know how you listen to the show.

Yeah, those are some new one-time interviews. So if you email us feedback at techslammy.com tells how you listen as well. Okay. after you're hearing the WeVib, it's a vibrator. As a couples vibrator a few months ago, I ended up buying the latest model. My girlfriend and I don't get to see each other more than once a week. And so we haven't gotten to use it much yet,

but we did use it together one time, though, and it was a very fun experience. She does not climax easily during intercourse and using the Wii Vibes was not a miracle to that, but, as I said, we've only used it once. We're going to continue to play around with it to see. I really like that it's hands-free vibe and that it has multiple vibe patterns and not just a high-end low option, and I'll get into the Wii Vibes in a second to explain it to you. Oh, and one other thing. As I said, we don't get to see each other super often,

so I have to find ways to take care of business when we can't be together. As I thought about how this vibe was constructed to provide stimulation to the G-spot and the clitoris simultaneously, it suddenly occurred to me. It might work well for the man, stimulating with the prostate and the prinium area,

with some vibe sensations also filter on the balls. It might work well for the man, stimulating with the prostate and the prinium area, with some vibe sensations also filter on the balls. I was a little nervous about trying it this way, as I've never really had any interest in anal play, but I used some water-based lube and was able to get it into place easy enough. Once I relaxed, I was able to enjoy this little toy and had a fairly intense climax from it. D since an adi. Okay, we're going to get into the wee-bout in it, but he has a PS, and I don't want to read it,

but I'm going to. Why? Because I have to read all the emails. Yes, you do. PS, I agree with menace that hooking up means sex. Yes, but I also agree with you that a woman can give me a hand job as good or better than I can give myself because I don't have to do the work. That's where he lost me.

I get to watch the beautiful face of my girlfriend as she's doing it. Because medicine and I have a debate about hand jobs as well. I'm not gonna get you. So let me tell you all about the Wevibe. The Wevibe was just voted the most popular vibrator on the planet and the reason why is because the Wevibe looks like a sea, it's pliable, bendable.

So it's really a couple's vibrator because the woman can stick it inside her vagina and then so it hits her g spot and it hits her clitoris. And then he can stick his penis inside her as well. It's really like thin, but it has really strong vibrations. And it's a great couples vibrator because you can use it during intercourse and women, as we know, need clitoral stimulation. If you want to buy the Wevibe, you can buy it at goodvibes.com. That's goodvibes.com. Use coupon code GVMly15 for 15% off anything. And I love it. I have the early version. I'm going to get a newer version of it. They have like a Wevibe 3. And okay, I'm telling you, it's all about

the male prostate that guys who are fearful of sticking things up their butt. The Wevibe is a great toy to do that because it is pretty thin. It gets in with water-based lube and he had an amazing orgasm and he never done it and he straight doesn't mean he's gay. But I feel like there's legions of men who are missing out and getting analogue stimulated because they're afraid of it or whatever, but I think every guy should try it once. Yeah. And you should too. With a butt plug, I should be analogue. Yeah.

Okay. If you're promoting it so much. You should too. I'm busy, I had to go to Vegas. You should get analie penetrated in Vegas. That's a perfect time to do it. No, this is not the hangover, it's not gonna happen. Did he get analie penetrated?

Yeah. Oh, I didn't say that part. Bummer. Okay, so that's the We Vive, you can check it out. It's awesome. Okay, so we're gonna move into our top house Your dog by the way, so glad you asked She was on vacation. She was at camp last week. Oh camp. Yeah, she was a doggy camp She was in Marin County with which is north of here. It's beautiful in Mill Valley with my God children because I was shooting I was shooting a TV show last week and

We for five days in my house, so I couldn't have her running around because she's crazy and she's got lots of energy so my God children are obsessed with her. They're like eight and ten and They have the parents that my God children have a huge yard like bigger than the dog park we go to. And they have a big dog and they have outdoors and playful and whatever. And they might goddaughter carries around. Apparently, she had the best time she was running around the whole time. Cool. So she can stay. No. Playing with the lab. And then she was on the slip and slide.

And she was on the trampoline. Do you know the slip inside? Yes, I know a slip and slide. I didn't know if you knew in California. We played it in the Midwest. Submissile was a national tool here. Everybody. I don't know. We had lots of water sports. Yeah. Okay. So my dog and the bummer thing is so my dog never gets tired because she's part Jack Russell Terrier. She was so tired when she got dropped off by the morning that she literally didn't move. Like you just jump it around and she's crazy. She slept in her bed for like all day long. Oh, well, she's-

And I did not know. I know. So I think she's mad at me now because we don't live in Mill Valley, California with all the nature. Well, let's get a treadmill and then just put the leash on. What is it with the dog you treadmill? Does that really work?

I don't know. God, do something. So anyway, my dog Daisy is a dorks. When are you sending the dog to the farm? I feel like she needs to move to Mill Valley and she's mad at me that we don't live in the country. And so I feel like all week she's been giving me dirty looks like your dog bark sucks.

Probably has. Probably has. Okay, we're into our topic. And that is? That is double the pleasure. Double the fun. Double penetration. Double stuff. Have you ever doubly been, And that is double the pleasure double the fun double penetration Double stuff have you were doubly been done you never know

Okay, so what is double penetration? the term double penetration usually refers to a woman being simultaneous penetrated vaginally and alienly by two men This is also known as the American sandwich. I don't know why, you can do in other countries, but American sandwich. Yeah, it's like that she were known for the cheeseburger, we're known for the American sandwich.

The other types of double penetration are vaginal doubled penetration and double anal. These terms refer to two men entering the same orifice at the same time, one from the rear and the other from the front. Double anal penetration is very difficult because the anus does not stretch as readily from the vagina to come. Well people see this in porn all the time.

Women being doubly, anal, quadruple penetrated. Well. Well there are also fantasy scenarios of simultaneous double penetrations for men and one woman to per whole, the logistics make it virtually impossible in reality. So some of the female benefits of double penetration, double penetration stretches the female organ, like the orgasm organs might bring to orgasm, filling them deeply and completely. The walls of the vagina and the anus receive a type of intensity and friction that women

cannot attain from any other sex act. So it's hitting, it's hitting these areas in between when it's in her vagina and in her butt. It can have this amazing feeling for her. The mind-blowing reality also, it's psychological of having a penis in both the anus and vagina, the heat and sensuality of being sandwiched tightly between two passionate lovers, make this an orgasmic and often multi-orgasmic event. And a classy event at that.

Very classy. Well, you know, it's just that it comes up a lot. We get emails about it. It's always important. And if you're going to have a threesome, you might as well want to try double penetration. And I don't want to leave any stone unturned, any topics unturned.

And so that's why I'm bringing up double penetration. I'm not knocking it. I'm just saying, you know, don't knock it, try it. I'm good. There are some male benefits of double penetration too. Okay. With the men's organs separated only by spongy internal tissues, they can often fill each other's cocks inside the woman.

Oh, that's so sweet. Adding more friction to their own pleasure, it doesn't mean they're gay. Similarly, because the pressure and thrusting in both vagina and anus, the female organs swell so that each orifice might be tighter around the penis. When adult videos promise double penetration, the American sandwich, that is usually what

they mean. Other ways to double penetrate, adults have found other ways to simultaneously penetrate the part of their offices. Lesbians, for example, they use both a strap-on and a dildo to penetrate both vagina and an anus as they might enjoy engaging in a lesbian three-way with two of the women wearing strap-ons. You don't hear what do you hear a lot here a lot about lesbian three ways? No.

Similarly, a bisexual woman may explore double penetration again with the female penetrator wearing a strap-on or manipulating dildo. I support that. You do? Yeah, why not? A threesome with, yeah. Yeah, good.

There's some risks though of double penetration. Uh-oh. Since the activity puts a lot of stress on very delicate tissues, the risk of tearing is greater than with single penetration, especially double anal. Safe lovers use condoms. Should use condoms for both front and rear penetration because any terror of region is susceptible to disease. Women may stain, get sore, have unexpected discharge.

These are all normal reactions to intense penetrations. If any of these symptoms do not go away, see your doctor. So you could tear, and that's when you get infections. Yeah, you probably, you know, getting drilled by two dudes, of course, is not going to look pretty good. I've never done it. I'm just telling you, putting it out there. I'm just...

Might look like a shotgun hit it afterwards, just FYI, please. Yeah, exactly. No, what do you mean? I'm like, exactly look like a shotgun hit it afterwards, just FYI, please. Yeah, exactly. No, what do you mean? I'm like exactly, what do you mean? I'm saying it might get injured down there. Yeah, be careful. Make sure you have like one big penis, one small penis, or two medium sized penises.

Oh yeah, make sure you work that out first. Okay, so a double penetration does not imply a threesome. You can still have a double penetration, it doesn't mean it's threesome. Lesbian couples may use both the strap on and a dildo to penetrate both of a giant an anus. Similarly, monogamous couples can use a strap on or a toy like a butt plug or a finger to achieve the same effects of double penetration without the need of another person in bed.

So if you're interested in anal play, you could have sex with your partner, a woman, and she could stick a butt plug in her butt. Same with the and she could stick a butt plug in her butt, same with the guy, could stick a butt plug in his butt. I have a butt plug in the office for you, actually. I'm good. You're coming back here for the dinner. No need for the butt plug.

If you're first starting out, it is possible for a couple to start out in the doggy position with the woman using a vibrator or a dildo on herself vaginally as her male partner enters her anally. That's another way to do it. So she used the vibrator in her vagina and he uses his penis in her butt. Anus.

Allowing the woman to control her own vaginal penetration and enables her to control the intensity of the penetration. So here's some toy suggestions. If this has gotten you all high and bothered. From Good Vibrations, which we love, goodvibes.com, there's the Don Juan silicone anal toy. The anal toy has three ellipses, curve for actress, fincter, and prostate simulation. It's a great hands-free anal stimulation. It has a base that makes it comfortable for wearing the design.

It's slim enough to be perfect for anal pay for beginners and blah, blah, blah. Check it out, the Don Juan. There's a silk silicone dildo. Now dildos don't vibrate. That's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good.

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supposed to be amazing. Great design, easy adjustment. It adjusts to variety of dildo sizes. So that's how the strap-on works as you put a dildo in it. I told you, the first time I walked into a sex shop, the first thing I saw was the anal ripper. What is that? It was a sex toy. It was called the anal ripper. That sounds painful.

They probably don't carry that anymore. Why would you want an anal ripper? I don't know. That's what was... We're talking about that, but we're not right. Okay, that's funny. Have you been to a sex twice or overborn today? But have you been to a toy store lately? No, I I did look cool because I was with a bunch of friends and we're going to a concert and we're walking by good vibes. Yeah

and They're like, oh, yeah, we should go in there. They were joking because they were too shy to go there I was like, oh, yeah, we should go in there. They were joking because they were too shy to go in there. I was like, oh yeah, we should go. I'll show you something cool. And they were totally surprised. I was just down to go in. Yeah. And then I walked them all in because I wanted to show them

the old sex toys because they have sex toys in some of that. Oh, the sex toys in the museum. It's so cool. But then when I went to all the sex toys were gone. Really? They moved it somewhere maybe. Yeah, I think they moved it to another location. Because we're lucky.

We've got good vibes and stores in San Francisco. But if you want to check out any of these toys again, it's goodvibes.com. coupon code gvmly15 and you get 15% up on it. And you guys, I mean, if you visit San Francisco and you go to good vibe store, it would look like any other store on the street It's not like in a shady area. I usually see sex. I know sex shops and stuff like that. It's like near normal businesses Like it's right next to a Mel's diner. Yeah, I can't even like tell that it's a sex And it's not sleazy. Yeah, everyone who works there is so nice and they're so helpful and they've like tried every toy

It honestly looks like a bookstore. Yeah, it does look like a bookstore. And they send my book there, Hot Sacks, over 200 things you could try tonight. Okay, so it's very important also to use lubrication for anal penetration. You can try liquid water based all natural lubricant from Good Vibes too. I love slick wood. That's my new favorite and alo-cadabra. Those are my two favorite loobs. I'm a huge loob proponent.

I want loob to be on every night's end in America. And two of my favorite brands right now are Sliquid and aloe cadabra. Okay, so how do you select another party if you want another penis in the bedroom or more other flesh? You have to major decision to make sure to be a friend, a stranger, someone in between.

It's tough with a relationship sometimes because a friend can be too dangerous, so a complete stranger can be too dangerous, so maybe you try to find like an in-between person, like the person who gives you coffee in the morning. The barista at the coffee shop. If you want to have a threesome, I'm telling you, threesome's are best when you're all unattached, or if you're attached to someone, you make sure that neither one of you like, really like this third person. Okay, we're going to move on to nipples in a second. Okay. But that was in my anal penetration segment.

But first, it's masturbation month. We're still on that. It's all month long. It's masturbation day every day. No, I know why there's a month now. The month of May is masturbation month. We talked a little bit about last week. If you missed any of our shows again,

you can go to sexselling.com or go to iTunes and put in sexual Emily, listen to all of our shows because they are awesome. But I found these funny euphemisms for female masturbation and for male masturbation. I just wanted to share them because I think they're funny. Okay. For male female masturbation, scratching the patch,

entering the ring of fire, seasoning your fish, the three-point shot, sending the muffin morse code, cramming for finals, shining the diamond, fishing with dynamite, you're just looking at me. I'm waiting for something to be funny. These are not as funny. I've seen funnier ones in this. I had an intern pick these out. Usually they're really funny.

All right, what do you got? Cooking with cucumbers, square dancing was satin. None of those are funny. Maybe square dancing. Okay, and for male masturbation. All right. Beta testing the hardware. A date with Pamela Henderson.

That's funny. Yeah. Hand to gland, compact, clearing the snorkel, shaking hands with the unemployed, calling in the secret service, playing five on one. That's just a reminder that you should masturbate. And if you're a male and you're listening to this, try masturbation sleeve, try something different this month.

If you're a woman and you have a trouble orgasming during sex or you don't always orgasm during intercourse, which only 30% of women do, if you masturbate more and you figure out what turns yourself on, you'll be more likely to have an orgasm during intercourse. You just gotta go with good old choke in the chicken. Choke in the chicken. I know he picked out the obscure ones, usually they're funnier.

You would I remember though, this euphemism list, when I first used it, when you and I were on terrestrial radio six years ago, which by the way, I've been going through all the old shows and they're hilarious. Why would you do that? Because I have to, because I've organizing them all. We've got 433 shows, PS.

So, there was a show, and since we were on terrestrial radio, FM radio, I couldn't, I was doing a masturbation, so, but I couldn't say masturbation more than once every 15 minutes, because of FCC regulations. So, I had to build a list of euphemisms and use them in the whole show. And I'm like,

so when you're bobbin' the baloney, and I thought it was funny. So, it's fun. Bobbin' the baloney. That's funny. That's hilarious. Okay, nipples. Nipples.

Are you a nipple guy like, do you? Do tweaked a nipples? No, no, no, no, here's my question like first of all Every nipple looks different right and every different woman. Yes, do you have a nipple preference like dark colored or Small big do care. I mean women can help it so I don't really want to say like right right? That's true, you know I'm saying I mean, women can help it, so I don't really wanna say, like, or what I like. Right, that's true. You know what I'm saying? I mean, I can't help it, that's true. Again, again, women, it's not gonna keep you

from getting laid. It's not gonna keep a man from touching your breasts, you know? Right. So I really don't wanna say, I mean, the preference that I hear from other people, other than myself. Yeah, I wanna know what the preference is, I really don't know.

I'm looking at my nipples now because I don't even know. What? Maybe just like, depending on the size of your breasts, let's say you have a larger breasts, probably like quarter size, but some, you know, some have like six quarters. Like you could, you could, a orange and half and you know, you put it on.

Yeah, it's like, you know, this is how it is. I don't want to knock it. I know, I'm so proud of you, menace. I'm so not like you now, to not nipples. I know people, women will be sensitive about that. But again, I'm not learning because I really just want to say, yeah, I'll go with quarter of a dime size. Right, what about color?

You can't help it. Can't help it. Do you care or color? No, no, no, no, thank you. So what are nipples? Nipples are the pigmented erect pigmented erectile tips of the mammary glands, the breasts also called teeth. Not to be confused with tits, both teeth and tits are dramatic germ, dramatic origin. So German origin. Nipples are a major erogenous zone and it is public indecency of uncovered in public. So this is what I say about the nipples is that nipple gasms, nipple orgasms through your breasts are the second most common types of orgasm. I've never had one. I would like one. And I think a lot of women, I think that what happens is guys don't seem to me in my life or women

if you're with women. They don't spend a lot of time on the breasts. I feel like guys play with your breasts the first few times you together and then they're just interested in going to Pound Town. Ah, yeah. So if you are with a woman, some women don't like their breasts, touch is uncomfortable, just like every woman is different. But you could really use, you could really like, maybe she could have a nipple orgasm.

I came close to having one once. I was on the state with a guy. We went out a few times and we never, we hooked up. We didn't have sex. And we hooked up and he, what did you do? He played with my nipples and I almost had a nipple orgasm.

But I did. But he was playing with him the whole time. My breasts, it felt so good. Like I loved it. It was like the most turned on I'd ever been by my nipples. So it is possible. And I'm just sending a message out there to the men that if you're with a woman spend more time on her nipples and her breasts we've done tons of shows on breasts and

how to tease them but I think they know I know girl see this thing I don't know anymore if she can have a nipple orgasm she because she want she had a breast augmentation so I don't know orgasm because she had a rest augmentation. So I don't know. I think you still can. They say that you, I can't imagine that women who get breast implants can't have feelings of it. But you hear that sometimes they can't. Yeah.

But that would be like, I would never do that. I would never want to not have sensation of my breasts. But I have my boobs. Guys, I'm playing with the band. Anyways, hey, what have? Why are guys playing with my breasts more? I want to boobs. Guys aren't playing with the band, where's hey, what have? Why are guys playing with my breasts more? I want to know. Okay, so there are a major.

There are a thousand of them else right now. Okay, play with my breasts. Feedback at sexx across inverted, but I think there's inverted nipples. I usually happen on guys, not women. They happen on women too, though. Really? Yeah, nipple erections, erections in a nipple are caused by touch, friction, sexual arousal, breastfeeding, and the last two are comically caused by the release of oxytocin. What about the weather?

It's cold. That's one, too. The nipples is both pleasurable. Also, stimulation of the nipples is usually pleasurable. Both males and females vary greatly in the degree of sensation. They experience. Oh, bitch, you better not touch my nipples. So some guys are really into nipple play.

Yeah. You're not. Have you ever had your nipples touched? I don't like it, but there's some guys here. You didn't like it, but maybe they didn't do right. What she do to them. I don't know, it's just touching them in general. I don't like it.

Like you actively don't like it or you don't like it. I don't like it. Doesn't make you feel uncomfortable. It makes me feel uncomfortable. Okay. Yeah, but I know there's guys out there. Lots of guys who love it. So if you're a woman and you've not touched your guys, I think we'll be kind of think

it's like nipples or play as for women, but a lot of guys who love it. So if you're a woman and you've not touched your guys, I think we'll be kind of think it's like nipples or play as for women, but a lot of guys really like their nipples play with. So I would say lick it, softly lick it. A good thing to do is to lick a guy's nipple and then blow on it. So he has a sensation of the wet and the cold, the wet and the air blowing on it.

You could do that to a woman too. And ask him or feel around, nipple at it lightly and see how he reacts. Men, some men, like some men listening, might not even have ever had their nipples such and you don't even know it feels good. And women listening might never do it so they should go do it to the next guy they're with tonight. Let me ask you a dumb question. It's nipple night Friday, yeah. Guys can walk around all day with their shirts off. Why can't women?

I ask that same question when I was seven years old. I protested and I rode my bike around the neighborhood without a shirt on Because my brother was allowed to go out without his shirt on and I was pissed that I couldn't so I rode my little bike around the neighborhood without a shirt on Yeah, and what happened then? Nothing I'm my I think nothing happened and then I was a little embarrassed I think and I went back inside I mean, but I was like fuck that, I think, and I went back inside and changed. But I was like, fuck that, I'm not wearing that. I'm showing, I'm not putting a shirt on. It's really hot. Yeah, I mean, some women around here in San Francisco

like to try it out, but I don't think it really works out. Try what, no shirt? Yeah, I was at a concert. It was like a function where there was a lot of children around. I'm saying, nothing bad is gonna happen. Children, if they see some brass or anything like that. But this woman just decides, hey, I'm going to take my shirt off and just walk around and security is like they do that a lot. And we see lots of peanut. I see like tons of naked. I see more penis here in San Francisco than I see

press. I'd rather see way more breath. We have some new beaches, bigger beaches than new part of the beach. I was, I was eating at a restaurant here and this girl starts walking by completely naked down the street. Down here in the financial district of Francisco? Yes. She was naked. But naked, just walking down the street. Today?

Recently. Was she hot? She was decent looking. She had like a bag with her or like completely naked walking down the street and that's not really illegal in San Frances. It's not illegal. Like you see it sort of all the time. What's even ridiculous? I think is that There's you know where you the most public nudity is where is in front of city hall. Oh, I know I've heard that there's always naked people in front of city hall like seriously, seriously. This is what's supposed to be representing. That's why I don't really like to say. Well, there's a new spot, there's a new spot on marketing Castro Castro is a

largely gay district in San Francisco. And there's little swath of land. It's like a little grassy knoll. It's very small. It's just like a corner of grass. And for some reason, all these gay men go that I'm suing their gay because then they're castor, they might not be gay. But they've suntanned there every day naked. And it's a major thoroughfare. It's like market where market meets castor. And they sit out there with their like and their lounge chairs with oil line holding up like the reflectors.

Have you seen that? They're just doing this kind of stuff for attention. Yeah, but it's a whole thing now, and they don't get yelled at or anything. A lot of San Francisco. Okay. Really? Yeah, you don't think that's fun? I mean, I don't want to, I don't want to see it.

Right, I don't want to see it. I guess I don't have to look if I don't want to see it. You don't have to look. Yeah. But they are there. So if you're ever heading down Market Street in Castro, there's a lot of men who hold up dead. It's insane. No matter where you're at in San Francisco, you're going to run

to just some penis somewhere. It's just it's inevitable. It's not a problem. Okay. If you're having a problem getting a nipple eruption and you'd like to try it, try the nipple erector said from Adam and Eve. There's an nipple. It makes your nipples erect Adam and Eve or the nip suck nipple pumps from Adam and Eve Adam and Eve calm use coupon code Emily it check out Nipple is a nipple a raptor said it might make your nipples like a rack automatically or the nipple suck pumps really Nip suck nipple pumps Why not that's insane, okay nipple hair nipple pumps why not

that's insane okay nipple hair we talked about this few weeks ago you you've asked me if i've run into nipple hair and i said no i have a case there's some stories about men who have run it gone to a woman's breasts to suckle them and there were hairs all over and that happens to women we can't help it yet but i think it women at least women that i know these days they're like

they're trying to trim it down as much as possible The only thing that I told you that women don't know what's going on is There's lower back hair women don't know that it's there because they can't see it back here isn't it just peach fuzz Some of the peach fuzz some are a little bit longer than usual and they don't know that it's there so Ladies if you have friends that have lower back hair, do them a favor and just tell them about it, you know. Okay. Guys.

That's a good message. So guys say, hey, you know what? You're right, because they don't know. They have no idea. There's no possible way that they could see it. How about guys with lower back hair and upper back hair? Yeah, tell them. Say if you don't like it. Go get a waxed. It's awesome. Save it, guys.

You can nipple waxing as a possibility for males and females who need more than tweezin. You can also tweez, but don't shave your nipples. Okay, this is a phenomenon that's been happening. Bitter nipples. Bitter nipples. Many people have reported having owning a pair or at least tasted a pair of bitter or metallic tasting nipples that taste like onions.

This is a whole phenomenon in the mind. Nipples that taste like onions. Many people on the web report having onion-tasting nipples and are searching for answer. That's just sweaty nipples. It's the bitter nipple syndrome. Sweaty nipples. No, there's no scientific reason why their nipples

should taste like onions. Like they're not saying they're all TZB, these are like onions, like the same thing. Possible explanations are related to the body and oral hygiene and also pH levels. You should let her know. If it tastes funny, she could also be pregnant. Oh, no.

So, nipple stimulation. Okay, if you want to give her an orgasm, use manual stimulation in soft, full circles, saving the most intense sensation until the end or all stimulation is even better. You can use so soft, full circles with your tongue. Don't squeeze them and twist them. Does everyone know not to do that? Use constant suction or suction in combination with nipples, licks or tongue strokes if you're

not sure what she likes, ask her to suck on your tongue or your lips to demonstrate. Nipples can be erotic receptors for males and females, like we said during arousals they become erect, and the reason why the female nipples are more sensitive is because of greater estrogen levels. Research suggests that nipple gasms are genital orgasm caused by nipple stimulation and may be directly related to the genital area of the brain, which leads me to believe that maybe I could be having nipple orgasms and I'm not. Damn it. I got to find someone to give me nipple orgasms.

We need to get the nipple erectors. I don't think there is a nipple erectors. I don't believe that I could give myself a nipple orgasm. Like I could give myself an orgasm with a maceration. You'd overthink it and and would be able to happen. You think? Totally. Toads.

Okay, and then there's a nipple wear. Oh yeah. Nipple piercings and clamps. Oh, yeah. Have you ever been with someone with a nipple piercing? No, I have not. Never in your life. Never. Nipple piercing was a fashion statement back in the 14th century and it came back in the

70s. So, there's some nipple suggestions. There's good vibrations. Has the please pleasure cream. It can be applied to the nipples or the clit and provides a non-irritating cream for stimulation. There's also the candy nipple tassels or the candy bra, which I own the candy bra. It's, you know what it is? It's like that the candy...

No, it's like that the kids. No, it's like those, do you remember those candy necklaces when you were little? Like these like sweet tarts, but it's a nipple bra. I wore it at Burning Man festival in the desert. Really? It was hot. There's nipple pasties you can buy.

Just play with the nipples. I'm telling you, it's the nipple weekend, right? And then there's some clamps because some women and men like their nipples to be clamped. So good vibrations also as nipple teasers vibrating nipple clamps. And there's shock therapy nipple clamps. People like their nipples touched. What can you say?

So don't ignore the nipples this weekend and try some double penetration. That's my message for you. And try anything else you'd like. I hope everyone enjoys the weekend as amazing killer sacks. And no. What if you're going to get late in Vegas? Maybe something will happen in Vegas. You never know.

Vegas is crazy. Where are you staying? This one is at a new hotel right next to the Cosmopolitan. It's like V-D-A-R-A or something like that. It's brand new. Oh, cool. And yeah brand new. Oh, cool. And yeah, so I'm going there and then all you peeps that are going to be in Vegas again next weekend,

I'll be there too. Right. I'm going to stay at the New York, New York this time. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. I hope you have a great, great time and I hope everyone has a great weekend. I remember you can check out my book, Hot Sex.

Over 200 things you can try tonight. It's selling really well on Amazon, and you truly can improve your sex life about my book. And my iPhone app, Kaggle Camp, helps men and women have longer, stronger orgasms. Yeah, two apps. You never plugged the other one in.

I know. I have another one called the 100 and 1 Sex Tips from Sex with Emily. Yeah. It's good. It's good. They're both really, really good. And that's what I got for you today.

Anything else you'd like to add, I just hope that people have amazing sex and drive safe, like you always say. And always tweet us. Tweet us, sex with Emily. And white menace. And white menace. And look for us on television coming soon.

I know crazy. We're gonna be on Bravo. Did we mention this last week? Since I. Yeah. We've got a TV show called Bravo. Bravo. Called Miss Advise.

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