Sex With Emily - SWE: E-humping Etiquette

Episode Date: August 17, 2012

Emily shares her secret for successful relationships & marriage– spend time apart. She supports marriages where couples have healthy communication, tell each other what they want in bed, and travel to remote areas of the globe… separately. Emily breaks down Skype Sex and e-humping etiquette. How to direct a Skype scene and act in it as well. Emily and Menace discuss the top fantasies for men and women and the likelihood they will actually come true. Emily also answers listeners questions: Orgasm denial, advice for lesbians, how long should you wait to have sex, and how do you tell someone they’re bad in bed? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Look into his eyes Then the eyes of a man obsessed by sex Eyes that mock our sacred institutions Betruma eyes they call them in a fight on me Hey, Emily, you got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken, he thinks you're kind of cute The girls got a hair standard, oh my

The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean like laundry? It shrinks? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I'm so proud. Being bad feels pretty good. But you know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.

You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. Thanks everyone for listening to the show. So happy to be here and I'm so glad it's Friday. I'm here with the white menace. What is up? Hello. Hi.

I'm very excited to be here also. I know. I feel like I miss you. I feel like I haven't seen you in a while. No, no, can I tell you? I was feeling the same exact thing today. Are you serious? I was excited.

I'm not that I'm not always excited to do the show. But on the way over, my heart swells when I think of you. Like swells and I love Madison, I haven't seen you all week because we couldn't do our other show. It's been, yeah. We do a Tuesday show that's a video show, you can see it on such as Show Me.com. Yeah, and so we couldn't do it this week.

And you've been traveling all over and stuff like that. I know. So we should do that more often because then I miss you. I know, I think it's a kind of, you know what? It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good to have a break from yourself. Let me tell you something.

That segues into a perfect relationship tip. I, and my trainer confirmed it with you this morning. I have a new trainer that I've told you about. Why? It's a woman. 80 pounds. No. No, to be strong.

Okay. Oh my God, she'll work you out too. Oh, this is great. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, she said to me, the secret to her success with her husband is that he travels all the time. And she and I'm not telling you, she's like, they've been together like 10 years. She's like, that's what keeps it interesting. Couples need space from each other. I'm not saying that you have to be so many travels, whatever, but it is the couples who just let themselves have time away from each other are their relationships are often stronger

Because they actually get to miss each other just like how you and I miss each other We've spent we've gone days where we see each other every day and that's painful. It's very painful Because you just deal with the same frustrations, but now we've had time to forget about them Mm-hmm. I don't even know what I'm about now. It's a go-hawner day You're amazing Emily. Emily you are the greatest. And I love me. Now it's a go-honey day. You're amazing. I love you, Emily. Emily, you are the greatest. You look beautiful today. Oh, thank you. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I feel like in a really good space right now. I think a lot of stuff is happening. A lot of great things are happening for you and for me. Yeah, it's pretty exciting. Yeah. Things are crazy and things are going really, really well. But it's overwhelming because when all the things that you want to happen are happening.

And then you just don't have the, wherewithal to deal with it, the timing and you don't have it built into your life that you have to do with all this new stuff. That's really exciting. They all happen at the same time. So then it stresses me out, but no, I'm doing well. It's hiring new interns that you'll like. No, all lies. No, so I'll touch it.

If you're interested in sex, then internship, we've already hired a few. What we're looking for, like someone who's friggin amazing you can write you can Maybe shoot video you're good with websites. You're quick. You like the internet You spend a lot of time there social media all that email me feedback at sex with on the dot com I've never even not announced it on the show. I've put it everywhere else in the world But never on the show if I said that I'm looking for intern. I know that's weird. That's the first time Yeah, so there's that. So I...

So what has been going on with your life? You went into television, you were in Los Angeles all the time? Have I not talked to you since LA? Okay, but let me just tell everyone what this today's show is about. We're gonna be talking about Skype Sacks, which is like a huge trend lately.

And I mean, always as a moment, it's been talked about a lot of the media and your fantasies. How likely you'll be able to turn them into a huge trend lately. And I mean, always as a matter of fact, it's been talked about a lot of media and your fantasies. How likely you'll be able to turn them into a reality and how? So we've got that. Also, we've got a brand new sponsor that I'm in love with that I just have to mention. And that is Honey Love and Loub.

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Yeah, no, I have a banner on my website. Honey Love in Lube. Let me just tell you, I, my goal in life is to have lube on every nightstand. I think that people, there is a stigma with lube and people think that like they shouldn't, and I think I can't have sex with that lube, but there I said it. What? Not because I'm dry.

Not because it's a problem. I like the feeling of more lube. I like it wetter as wet as can be. It's like a slip-in slide. Yes. It's all I'm saying. So you should try it too if you don't use lube because you think, oh, it just means that I'm dry and I'm not turned on.

That's not really what it means at all. Okay. So that's what I'm going, so you should try it too if you don't use loop. Because you think, oh, it just means that I'm dry and I'm not turned on. That's not really what it means at all. Okay, so that's what I'm going to say. Show, and I will tell you what's been going on, fire away at me. All right. Because I've been doing so many things that I don't even remember where I was. You did television, what TV shows did you do?

I was on the doctors. Huge. Huge. And I was on the doctors television show, which is a CBS daytime show with four doctors. And they have, they talk about everything. And I was on the Doctors' Television Show, which is a CBS daytime show with four doctors. And they have, they talk about everything. They have a plastic surgeon.

They have like a regular doctor or like they have whatever, a really cute host doctor, the host, the main guy. I told you you were going to like the main guy. Did I tell you? Like we sat next to each other like, there was electricity. No, I'm just kidding. I don't think he felt it. But I did.

And he was really hot. So the doctors was amazing. And I went on the doctor, so every day, it gets to a daily show. It's on five days a week on CBS. It was a big production. And they wanted me, it was the topic of the show was most embarrassing, your most embarrassing questions answered.

So I was in a segment about like you're embarrassing sex questions. And so what they did was they actually showed a clip from Misadvised, which is a television show that I'm on, with Reed when he would get the, when he, he's a guy that I had to kiss during a workshop, during Misadvised, a television show that I've been on in Bravo. Anyway, Reed, I kissed him in front of all these people and he told me the second I was about to kiss him that he has a turned on Tourette's, is what he called it. So I had to kiss him and then he started shaking like it.

Like he had a threat. So they wanted me to, they wanted the doctors to diagnose my question to them. I turned to them and I said, I have a question for you. Now they're like, what are the most embarrassing things you can get? I said, but now I have a question for you, doctor. So then Reed came on over Skype or whatever. Oh my God.

And they showed clips from misadvised. And then they answered what his problem, like, or what not problem, what his issue is, why he gets shaky whenever he gets turned on. And my answer is, I don't remember what he said. I was focused on the next segment. This is a part of work. It's something to do with nerves and something.

I can't believe any of the answer. But the other thing, I was nervous. I was on stage. And then I did another segment about 50 shades of gray. And the most embarrassing question was, or like this woman had a sex question. And she said, I'm obsessed with 50, there's a huge studio audience. She said, I'm obsessed with 50 shades of gray, which is, you know, the popular mommy porn novel that everyone's reading, which I finally read. And she said, I want to know if those Ben Wallballs are safe. That he have those kegdle balls. They're

basically kegdle balls, the ones that we touch that I wear in the office. So she wanted to know because in the book Fifty Shades of Grey, they use them as a sexual tool. He puts them inside of her and then he spanks her and it totally turns around because the balls are meant to like move around and hit your G spot and all that. But they're really, they're not even called Ben, Ben wall balls with, with, with they were initially called, now they're called Kigal balls. So I talked about that and I said, you can actually wear them to strengthen your Kigal muscles. I've got an iPhone app called Kigel Camp. So I got to say that.

So you worked it in. Worked, but it's true. It is true that your kegula exercises are so important. And if you have not tried any of these balls, you can get them at good vibrations. Cause good vibrations is awesome. Use coupon code GVShip for free shipping. You can buy them and they will improve your sex life.

You want to wear them because I wear them to strength and my kegul's. Not I've never been spanked in them. They just turn me on. They don't turn me on. They strengthen my muscles. So that's what I talked about on the doctors. That was a really long answer, but that was really that was a thrill. They let me I got good feedback on my performance. That's awesome. And then I was on what else was there? I don't know a few other things. Whatever fun. People want some second season of Misadvised, that's all I'm saying. I want everybody, if you're on Twitter, to tweet Bravo Andy.

And tell them. And tell them that you want a season to have hashtag Misadvised, or you can just do it the old fashioned way. You can go to Bravo's website and send them an email and tell them how much you love the show. Misadvised. Misadvised.

Just some just saying, if you've got time. I feel like people are really getting into it towards the last couple episodes and then they were upset that it was gone. I know because it was only, it was eight. And I don't know if that's typical of most, I think it is most first seasons or about eight, eight, 10 episodes.

But people were like, yeah, exactly. They were like, oh my God, I'm so into this. And it's over for now. So we are feeling good about a season two. Good. I'm just saying yes. Is gonna happen. Do you feel good about it?

I feel good about it. I think people really enjoy it. Like all the feedback has been amazing. If you want misadvised and you can't get it where you're at or you don't have cable, you can download the entire season on iTunes for like 6.99. Yeah, it's no 7.99. 7.99?

That's nothing. And you get eight hours of entertainment. Ev, me. And Julia and Amy, it's really funny. And you can also get on demand. A lot of cable stations if you missed it. Amy from the show, isn't she coming here soon? Oh, we're having a party and it's actually open to the public.

It is on September 5th. And it's Amy coming to town, Amy Lawrence, who's a matchmaker and she was on misadvised. Along with me, she wrote a book called Eight Weeks to Everlasting and it's a dating book like in eight weeks if you follow her guidelines, you will find your true love, which is pretty bold. So she just came out with her dating book. So she's going to be signing her book, how to get the guy, then I'm gonna be signing copies of my book, Hot Sacks,

which is what to do when you get the guy. What, once you get him, how to have sex with him. So we're gonna do dual book signings, at a party, September 5th in San Francisco. We'll be giving you more details. You're gonna be there, right? I think we're giving away a date with you or something. No, you guys are talking about it.

No, I think Amy really wants to do that. September 5th. Manus, can you let us set you up because really, like, I don't care remember, we'll only pick someone that's your type. But I just, I don't know, we can't do that if it's a contest, sorry. But I'll try to go people out.

I'll try to make a good decision because I just think you need to meet someone new, like, enough of this work stuff, like there's like nobody. Like I know you're banging chicks, but nothing you like. You're not like excited about anyone. It's been like three years since you've said, oh, guess what? I like someone.

No. It's just been so long. It's annoying. No, it's just, you know, love don't pay the bills. Emily, I'm just saying. Honey, I know I'm the same thing, I'm obsessed with work. It's all I want to do. I get upset when the guy I'm dating wants to go out with me

because I want to work. Like literally, like, I get bummed, like, I'm like, I'm like, well, I have to work. So I make them come over and work. Like, I'm so lame. I get it, but that's why I'm telling you, you have to get out. Where you both have to get out more.

We do. Okay. We got to enjoy life. But I did went out last night. Can I tell you both have to get out more. We do. Okay. We gotta enjoy life. But I did it out last night. Can I tell you about my night? Yeah, it was so fun. So Mike, Cuzin Liz, who's been on this show before, do you remember Liz from Chicago? She's short, she's cute, she's a lesbian and she came on

and she talked about lesbian. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. She talked about lesbian, sex, yeah. She's hysterical, so she's in town just for the night. And so we've had plans for weeks to go to dinner. Five o'clock, I find out, I missed, and of course I didn't read the email, that my hot lesbian friend is having an art opening.

And I'm really good friends with my friend Wendy and her girlfriend and they were having this, in the cool warehouse at the market, like big like, it wasn't all lesbians, but it was like a lesbian party. And my lesbian cousins are down, so we're so fun. So we went to the start, opening my friend's name's Wendy Big Norton

and she's an illustrator and she's super talented and you should check out our website because her stuff is like blowing up. She has illustrations of San Francisco and she draws all the different neighborhoods and she makes this map of San Francisco that like everybody has right now. You've probably seen it. It's like art, but it is art. It's amazing. So we went to that and then we went to dinner at Flowered Water. Flowered Water. And on the way over here, I was thinking that I was going to mention

that I went to Flowered Water, which is one of the best restaurants in the city and that menace, the only thing he's ever asked me for in his entire life was taking flour water, and I haven't done that. Oh, and into the play way I mentioned. Two things, that's all I ever asked you. And I feel, I'm feeling bad right now. Have you ever come through on either of us? So, no, and so I would like to ask you out on a date

with me to flour water, like I want to pick a date, because I can get in whenever, I mean, I'm friends with, you know. Yeah, you know people. What else? I'm just saying I would like to take you there for dinner. And if you come to say mean I'm friends with you know, yeah, you know people what abs I'm just saying I would like to take you there for dinner and if you come to say I'm just go you have to go. It's amazing. All right. We'll pick a date I'm not kidding. Okay, so Oh my god, what's the date today? Oh wait, okay. All right. I'll never mind. We won't do it on the show. Okay. We'll figure it out

So why is he to tell you X? I was very excited. Oh, yeah, tell me. Steve Wojniak, message me on Facebook. He listened to an interview that I did with a band called Fun. And that was blown away. Because we, what happened was I was on my way to go do this interview with this band and I got a, I don't have a car, so I had a car service pick me up and the driver got lost. And so the driver takes me, I'm going to Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, California, which is giant. Right, giant park.

And the driver took a wrong turn, it took me almost to like the Golden Gate Bridge. So as I'm saying the car annoyed knowing I'm going through my Twitter feed, and I see that Steve Wozniak is at Outside Lans, which is this music festival in the city. And he's watching this band called Fun, which I'm on my way to go interview. So I interview the band. I was like, oh, check this out. Steve Wozniak, one of the founders of of Apple was watching your set and they were blown away. So we kept this whole conversation about Steve Wasneyak blah, blah, blah, blah. Long story short, Steve Wasneyak got the interview, listened to it and loved it and message me on Facebook. Crazy, right? Fans.

Can you message anyone on Facebook if you're not friends? Yeah, yeah. I love me to cry. Hey, we can see no, I'm an Apple fanboy. Yeah, that's maybe you guys will become friends and they'll send you free MacBooks. Well, I, uh, I don't know. He doesn't. I'm sorry. I just went right to the business. No, but honey, that's huge. Yeah, that's that's that's that's major. Oh, I'm happy for you. I'm happy right to the business. No, but honey, that's huge. That's major. Oh, I'm happy for you. Yeah, but I'm just happy, that's cool. That's cool.

That's just cool. That's cool. That's just awesome. Somebody liked my interview. Honey, everyone likes your interviews. No, no. That is really, really awesome. I'm so happy for you.

What else going on? How is the festival? The festival is cool. It's just a little draining because it got a lot of stuff going on. I, you know, I started a new music morning show on threshold radio live 105 and San Francisco 105.3 So it's my first week of doing that and I don't even have the weekend off to prepare for the next week We have this three day music festival. I have to be at no break and then check this out We're always talking about Stitcher. I became part of the Stitcher family

and I started on that Monday. So I had, I pretty much had no downtime. I wonder why you haven't had any sex. Yeah, so I'm like, I've been constantly working for the past couple of weeks. Right, I understand, that's crazy. But we moved around our schedule and now we're finally seeing each other. And speaking of Stitcher, we are in the Stitcher Studios.

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there. You don't download them. You just stream them. Yeah. It's awesome. But change this out. Check this out. We are on, we're on satellite radio, which is cool too, because satellite radio, it's live, and you can call in and you can talk to people. This is really cool because it's on demand. You listen to it when you want. Right, we, but what I really like about satellite radio is like how we get calls from all over the country from cool people, you know?

It's really awesome. It's great here to be on Silent Radio. If you're listening to us tweet us, text with Emily at text with Emily or at White Mess. Extreme talk, 165. Stream talk, 165. What's up, you listen. And after Friday night, he's going out to get lit.

No, what are you all doing tonight? I need to know, I need to know everything. OK, so that is what's going on. That is, that was a lot. Well, I haven't seen you you so we really had to catch up And I think it's important that we do so but we should move into some of our Planned-sex tips but in love one more thing. Oh, no you too I'm so excited. There's so much time. We go I just love all the support from all the listeners because

They always tweet us and Facebook us and all that stuff. And sometimes I don't get back to everybody. I'm usually really good about that, but you know, that's just been hectic like me. Yeah, me too. Don't think that I'm ignoring you. I really do appreciate it. We love you. I read every tweet.

I'm tweeting myself doing it, like loving it, reading it. That's big for me for a while. Like I wasn't as good at it. But I do. And then I wanted to tweet everyone back, and then I would spend hours and hours tweeting, and then it just hurt. And then I really want to tweet you back. So I'm sorry, I didn't. But follow me, it's sex with Emily, and I go in spurts, too, where I'm just like, I'm

tweeting everybody. So you might hear probably whatever for me. Or like my sex with Emily Page on Facebook, you could do that too. That would be appreciative very much so. So one thing that I have to say is we're also having lots of contests lately and we're giving away such cool stuff and I really like we did one for the Sinclair Institute and we're going to be announcing the winners on Facebook and Twitter for the contest and our question to everyone for the every week we do a contest.

But our last contest was, what do you wish they taught you in sex ad? What do you wish they taught you? And this is from the Sinclair Institute, and they're giving away like $400 worth of prizes and all this stuff. You can check them out on my website. They sell the most amazing DVDs that you can, are educational. But like, they'll like all the sex questions that you have, they answer in DVD form. Anyway, they're cool.

So our contest every week, so you gotta follow us, you can learn, you can win. And every week we give way more than one thing. So these are $400 gift baskets, we're giving way a lot. And people, you'll probably win if you enter and you say something smart. You have to explain a little bit further because people here like educational,

and they're like, oh, it's probably boring. No, no, no. It's not like that at all. Yeah, explain that. It's actually people having sex, but not in like a pornography way. Right. But it's not in a boring way either.

Exactly. Where it's like, oh, here's a diagram. Exactly. It's not like that. Exactly, that's the thing. So they're cool. And you can learn anything. They have this sex baratian series, which are awesome. Okay, so some sex's the thing. So they're cool. And you can learn anything. They have this sex exploration series, which are awesome.

OK, so some sex in the news. OK, a new toy could transform the way long-term couples have cyber sex. I can't even say it. The Mojo Weejo vibrator can be connected wireless. This is like our- This is the thing that I've been talking about for so long. I know.

This man has invented this last year. Wireless to a laptop and controlled remotely, allowing for couples forced, couples forced to say goodnight via Skype to spice up their late night calls. A sex 12 to parts, it comes with the traditional vibrator for the ladies. And a second ring shaped device. There's so many of these now. This is what I've been talking about. I know.

See why didn't you get it invented for me? I'd rather just masturbate than have to hook myself up to my computer to have sex with someone. But look, this is kind of cool. Because, you know, you could give multiple orgasms. No, you could give multiple devices to chicks around the country so you can be having sex with like girls. Oh, I see how you're thinking. You're diversifying.

Yeah, you're like, yeah. I can have sex with this girl in Chicago this night. Should you just be worrying about having sex in San Francisco? Just in general. No, but you actually are the prime candidate for cyber sex. Am I?

I don't know, because you're always on the line and you never leave your house or the office. You're always in front of a laptop or some your iPhone, you're never detached from it. And you should be having more cyber sex than anyone right now. Totally, well, give me this device. I will. Make it available on sexathamely.com.

I should. Oh my God, this is so bright. I never thought about this for you. And then you could start talking about it and how high cyber sexes are not. We need to know. Give me a bunch so I can distribute them around the country. Perfect.

I will. That's exactly to all the women that you mean different ports. Yeah, say here. Yes. We'll meet up on Thursday night, APM. Cyber sex, date. Cyber sex. I'm gonna seriously, you gotta get some somehow, some way, some time.

Okay, Anderson Cooper's boyfriend spotted kissing another man in New York Park. Oh! Yes, his next intense interrogation could be reserved for his long-term boyfriend Ben, after pictures of him smooching another man's surface online. Misoni, his boyfriend, is 39 and he was photographed openly kissing and embracing an anonymous, muscled man while sitting in a New York park. Dude, I'm going to call my buddy and say he has a chance now. You're the guy that I don't love him.

Dude, well, women and men, I know, I know, I know they love him. It's like Andy Cohn from Bravo. Everyone loves him too. But then people go, why, why would he cheat on Anderson Cooper? Why? Exactly. Why does Kristen Stewart cheat on Robert Pat? I was on inside addition talking about that. She sucks. Why she cheated on? No, she's young. Whatever. And you know what's cool? Jennifer Lawrence, who is the star of Hunger Games? Like there's like there's a rivalry. There's there's the Twilight fans. Right. There's the Hunger game fans. Right.

There's the Twilight fans, and there's the Hunger Game fans. And Jennifer Lawrence is the star, the female star of Hunger Games. And she is like, oh yeah, I would never cheat on my boyfriend, especially with a married man, and all this stuff. And I was, she said that publicly. Yeah, and I was excited because I love the girl from the Hunger Games.

I always hated Christian's work. You did? Yeah, so I, she does. I always hated Christian Stewart. You did? Yeah. Okay. Her personality is the worst. You're right. So why is she so famous? Because she was people love this show.

She obviously, I've never seen it, but. No, she was in, well, Twilight's a movie. But she's a beautiful film series. Right. And she was one of the stars of the film. Right, of course. So I get why she's famous, but I don't know if she's got a bad personality.

Her personality. Oh, yeah. It's a little... Controversial. Not controversial. No. It's just like, it's terrible where she's like, oh, I'm super shy. It's like, shut up.

Right. I didn't, I didn't try to be famous type person, you know? Oh, it's like just in recent tell us what you had for breakfast. Yeah. Or whatever we go on to to know. Oh, oh my God. Sorry, Robert Patterson. He was on the daily show and it was hilarious because John Stewart goes, all

right. He goes, let's just talk about this. And John Stewart pulls out from under the desk. He pulls out some ice cream and he sits the ice cream on top and he's like, we're just we're just two girlfriends talking and then they start he starts eating the ice cream. So funny, like asking questions and about the breakup. Yeah, about the breakup and Robert Patterson is like, see, because this is where I get in trouble because I was so cheap. I didn't hire a publicist to handle all this for me. So I was like, he just says that, that's his answer.

Yeah, he's like, I'm handling all this by myself. He goes, usually a publicist will tell the person interviewing not to ask questions, you know? That's so funny. And so then did he end up not saying anything though about it? He, he just, yeah, he didn't really, I mean, he didn't bash or anything. He was just saying, you know, I'm doing fine, I'm good saying anything though about it. He just, yeah, he didn't really, I mean, he didn't bash or anything. He was just saying, I'm doing fine, I'm good, you know.

Right, that's cute, that's funny. The whole like, let's do a girl's do eat pizza, Ben and Jerry's, which we actually do do that. Yeah. When women get bummed, we do eat pizza, Ben and Jerry's. Yeah, but I think he's handling it well. It sucks because he keeps on getting fired on about it and

he's in the middle of trying to promote a movie, you know, so he has to do a ton of interviews. Right, so he has to say so he probably has a line now that he says, yeah, whatever. And Christian Stewart is now, if I'm even saying our name right anymore, she's upset because she's like, it seems like I'm getting the most flack even though that guy was cheating on his wife too. And the thing is, she's more famous than that guy. So, of course, if that director was super famous. Right, now he is. Yeah, like her, he would be getting just as much flack.

Exactly. That's why. So that was her one complaint was, why am I getting all the attention? Yeah, even though this guy was cheating on his wife too. Right, that's she wife too. Right. That's she needs PR. Yeah. That's only good thing to say.

Okay. Massive skinny diapers take a dip in lake at launch of secret swimming club. Okay. Secret swimming club. Secret swimming club. Close to 2000 brave British exhibitionist plunge into a lake in Oxford County on Saturday. In a bid to break the record for the world's largest and presumably the pastiest skinny dip dip dip. Skinny dip. Dippers met up at 8 a.m. and swim as

part of a the launch of a new secret swimming club that will bring he will together each month to swim in the wildest most exotic locations. Crazy. Yeah. of america's greatest issues resolved as jennifer aniston gets engaged oh god take a breath everyone the nightmare is officially over and jennifer aniston is now reclaiming the america sweetheart throne as she and justin have announced their engagement they've been together over a year i don't even know who this guy is. Met on Justin Thoreau and they met on the set of Wanderlust and he was in one episode of Sex in the City and he played the premature ejaculator. Are you serious? Yep.

The guy who guest starred as the premature ejaculator on an episode of Sex in the City, it's assured that tabloids will never have anything bad to say about her again Let's see how long this marriage lasts and then they'll have something bad to say no. I hope I hope I wish her well She wants kids she wants that she was boring Yeah, maybe wow how yeah, yeah, maybe she was for him Jennifer, and I said you don't like her You don't find her attractive. You would not want to go to Pound Town with her. Yeah, I think that she could be like a young

Ducin Hoffman's twin brother. I mean, twin like twin. Really? Yeah. That's really what you think of her. And you know, it's funny. I just thought of that out of my head and I googled it one day and people think the same thing.

People think the same thing is your little brain. Like they could be, they could be the brother and sister. I never, never thought about that. But I don't know. I have nothing to say. I don't know, I don't know her personally. So what can I say? I don't really follow Jennifer Anderson news.

I'm happy that she found somebody and she's getting married because you know, unlike you I support things like that. I support marriage. I support happy marriages where people communicate and tell each other what they want and bet. Yeah. That's what I support. Go, yeah, go communication.

Okay, RIP, rest in peace. Who? Helen Gurley Brown. You know what that is? You must have read about Helen Gurley Brown last few days. They were her. Okay, her famous quote,

good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere. The longtime editor of Cosmopolitan magazine and the provocative author of Sex and the Single Girl who shocked 1960s America with her honest portrayal of the life of a single woman has died after short stay in the hospital age 90. She's like a revolution, she's like she revolutionized Cosmo, turning it from a domestic housewife magazine into a frank sexualized literature for young married women. Too young, too young.

The look of the woman's magazines today from models and titillating cover lines is due in no small part to her influence. She wrote this original in the 60s, this book, Sex and the Single Girl. She became the editor of Cosmo, turned around the most number one top selling magazine in the world. Like she did it. She's dead. Sad.

Rest in peace. Did you look up to her? I did. Absolutely. Anyone who's a sexual pioneer, revolutionary, revolutionizing the way people look and think about sex and encouraging women to take back their own sexuality and all that stuff, I mean, yeah, I cause most of times

I don't mind always agree with them, but what she did was big. I like people that do big things. Me too. Me too. Okay, and yeah. Oh, this is lame, but prepare yourself, ladies. Kenny G is back on the market.

Kenny G! Ending a 20-year marriage after seven months of separation, Kenny G's curls and sacs, soften lips are now available to the women of the world once again. The 50-year, six-year-old smooth jazz giant whose real name is kind of Bruce Gorillac sites irreconcilable differences. Well, he hasn't had a hit in a while. Oh, maybe. Famous women and men.

You got to look out who you're going to be marrying. Exactly. You can't just marry somebody at the height of your fame. Right. You know, I would, if you're famous, I would kind of dip back into maybe the people that they were interested in dating before you were famous. It's just a tip that I'm throwing out there.

So you think that people, you think they'd be more likely because that's who they were back then and then fame ripped them into, they got ripped into the arms of fame and married someone who wasn't really right for them. And they should go back to their roots. Yeah, definitely. I don't know, because when you have fame,

you don't know if, for a fact, if that person is into you, because of you are into you because you're famous. It's very hard to tell. Even that person that probably that's into you doesn't really know if they're into you because you're famous. It's very hard to tell. Even that person that probably that's into you doesn't really know if they're into you. They're like your personality or you're famous. I would, yeah.

I don't know. Why would you want to be a famous person? Oh, check this out. Check it out, what? I got spot a ton over misadvised. Have you? Yes. Like crazy.

Sorry to just bring this up. Yeah, no, I have. Because I'm talking about fame not that Not that I'm famous. I am not famous at all You are you had your own television show, so you have but you are like in every like every episode Yeah, I got spot where where women like Just in the middle of nowhere San Francisco. I was it was so embarrassing. I was sitting on a ledge in front of a Ace in front of a safe way on a Saturday

No one around just seeing there by myself on my phone waiting for a car to come pick me up and It looked like I was just a loner like a loose right and then this beautiful woman comes up and she goes I'm excuse me are you menace from misadvised? And I go, yeah, she goes, oh, I love that show. Watch it all the time. That's so cute. Was she someone you'd go out with? Yes, she looked, I mean, she was amazing. And I was just like, wow, this is crazy. Were you like, yeah, and here's my number. Yeah, I don't know if, like, if she would ever talk to me if I wasn't on the TV show. Oh my God, so what else?

Any other good? I mean, I have hilarious stories. Well, that concert I was talking about earlier, there was, you know, 50,000 people there. So I got stopped a lot. And check this out. So this company, this headphone company that I've been trying to work with for years,

who would like never give me the time of day. I'm walking backstage and the head of marketing for this headphone company walks by and says, Hey, I know you from somewhere. And I go, Oh, they told me the company. I was like, Oh, yeah, I've been trying to work with you guys. You sponsor one of my friends that I did. And she's all, No, don't know you from that. I go, Well, I do radio's all nah don't know you from that I go well

I do radio no I don't know from that oh do you watch Bravo she's like oh yeah that's how I know you know you from the show misadvised and now she wants to help me out dude you got a deal from the show I know crazy you're gonna get they're gonna give you headphones maybe yeah I have an email see see that's happening when you're on television you get free stuff and you get good at shows. I know it's crazy, that sucks though. If you think about it, because it's like, look, I think I've done enough.

I know. It's funny that the people that reach out to me now that I'm like, I tried to get them for years. Yeah, now they're just like, oh, I'm down to help you out. I'm just like, man, come on, really? Right, right. But really, it's like, whatever. We've got to all make a living here. and God knows it's challenging trying to do you love

So that's what it all turned it all goes back to you You know the whole thing are they really into you for just you or right into you because of the fame right right That's true because you there's a lot of Parkinson's famous, but yeah, I've been recognized a lot at the airport and but yeah, I've been recognized a lot at the airport and by sturdises, I think I talked about this in the show once, but it was like, I'm one flight one sturdis gave me free drinks. She was like, oh my god, I love the show. She like moved me up a seat.

She where I wanted to sit. She was like, add million questions. And then this other woman who worked at the airport, I by flight was layported for about minutes. She literally was like grilling me for like 20 minutes. She's like, I think, I think guys in the year, are the guys in the year for, are the guys that you date really all that creepy and she had like a million questions.

And then the best part was I was going through security, right? Yeah. And I was wearing a long, I always wear a lot of max, they're called maxi dresses. They're like long to the floor, flowy dresses. You've seen me wear them. And they're, they're flowy, like tight on top, flowy in the bottom, goes the floor, whatever.

So I go through security and the guy goes, don't they, you're not supposed to wear those dresses during security. Why? Through security, I'm like, I wear them all the time to the airport because they're comfortable. He's like, because you could be like smuggling, you have to go over and do a pat.

This woman, do a foul, this woman over here. So she's like tough security woman, like, she's like, come with me. And then she starts patting me down and she smiles. She's like, I watched your show and I love it. She's like, but they can't know that I'm talking about this. So she's trying to keep a state face and she's like, patting me down, up and down my legs, like, kind of like in this whatever.

And she's like, I love your show and you're my favorite and dead it up, but that was really weird. I got to pat down by a fan. That's cool. Yeah. And then like, also like, it's, but they're and I feel like a lot of hot women. Yeah. A lot of dude. Like 24 26 like. I don't know. Like that seems to be the demo. I love it. Okay. Thank you for supporting. Thank you for supporting us. We love it. We just you know,

just people trying to make a live in doing a TV show. All right. Here we go. We've got some emails from the people. Em's from the people. What's the email address? Because it's changing all the time. What the hell's going on? Just it's feedback at sexwithamily.com. If you have a question. We've received hundreds and upon, I'd say,

1,000 emails since Miss Advise there on Bravo. And just we used to always get a lot of emails, but now we get so many emails. And we try to get to, we're trying our best. We're going to be writing answers and emailing answers, whatever. Feedback, it's actually going to, feedback at sexwithemily.com or directly through my site. There's an Ask Emily button and you send in your sex and relationship question and I answer. All right.

Okay. Are you ready? Yes. To your Ebily. How do you feel about playing with orgasm denial, tying the woman or man down on the bed and teasing them till they beg for release, but you just keep teasing until you want to let them orgasm. Sign gene.

Sounds like a dominant submissive behavior. I mean, if you're into that, I mean- Yeah, like there's a lot of couples who are like, you know, don't have an orgasm until I tell you to and don't release until I, it's my choice. Yeah, I think that's hot.

If I think if Jean, if I, personally, I think it sounds hot. I think if you're into it, there's no problem. And tying the woman or man down on the bed and teasing until they beg for release,

but you just keep teasing and it uh, yeah, teasing. I'm I think teasing is for women, one of the number one things that turns women on is being teased. So you could take it all the way to orgasm denial or you can just leave it at teasing, but I think that teasing is a great choice. Gene, great choice. Love your question. You love that kind of stuff. I know. Okay. Dear Emily, I've dated a guy for about two years. He is the ideal, ideal guy, but here's the butt. Our sex life isn't too great.

I know he's the one for me, but how do I approach telling him he's not very good in bed? Signed Kenzie. Well Kenzie, he's the ideal guy but. That but is humongous. That but is indeed a standalone sentence. That but should be the leading thing here. I'm telling you, if he's sex life isn't too great,

I love that you want to talk to him about it. In fact, it is your duty to talk to him about it. You've had two years of rotten sex and now you're just emailing me. I mean, I do think, first of all, I want to ask you, was it ever good? Usually, if couples have great chemistry at the beginning and it goes away, they can build back on it,

but if it's never been good, I think that how you approach him is you just say, you know, babe, I've been, you know, thinking a lot and you know, it really turns me on is blank. Fill in the blank. Guys don't know they are not mine readers. You have to tell him what you want. I would not dump him yet.

I would not say it's over. I would say you start talking to him and just say, you know, it would be so hot. Maybe you tell him you just read 50 shades of gray and you're thinking, you know, what it would be really hot to be tied up. You're like, babe, this book really inspired me. Or maybe you saw some porn or maybe you over and you and your girlfriends were talking about how hot sex toys are. Whatever it is, you need to make sex your primary discussion ASAP.

I don't know about. I like the undercover way of bringing it up because you know, like I usually, when you try to bring it up, maybe he's not comfortable with it, they just shut down, you know? Yeah, you gotta just be like, oh baby, you know what'd be fun? Like, not in bed, don't, and oh, listen, listen, Kenzie, sorry, Amanda,

I'm really sorry to call you off, but there's like a majorly 100% most important point I have to make. And you were about to say it, I think, but just in case, never, ever, ever give the feedback right away in bed. Oh, no. Do it like a brunch and when you're on a road trip, when you're going to dinner, I don't care, but that's you shouldn't be doing in the bedroom during sex.

Go ahead. No, what I was was gonna bring up was Not to you plug your book or anything but your hot sex 200. What is it? It's called hot sex over 200 things you can try tonight and it's awesome It's selling it's like number. It's doing really well in Amazon and it is a beautiful book and helps you with your sex life I'll figure out some story on how you somebody gave it to you for free. Right. You know, I want it on a concept. Exactly. Exactly. Say, I just want this book, honey.

Let's work. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Check this out. What do you like in this? Look at this. This is amazing. Isn't this hilarious? It's fun.

Oh, yeah, we should try this. Oh, it's so true. I mean, I know for a fact, it's hot sex over 200 things you can try to buy it on Amazon, buy it through my website, wherever. It's the kind of book that you could just flip open to a page and do that thing right there at that time. You can give them an erotic massage. You can take a shower together, whatever it is.

You don't need like fancy props and you don't need to be able to like do crazy things with your legs. It's a great book and it's bicep your life. So that's a good, go buy a copy of it and just say someone gave it to you. It's a good man as I like it. I like the way you're thinking.

I like it, okay. I like it. Dear Emily, I would love to hear your advice for lesbians. I think a lot of what you say can go for lesbians since you're a woman. I would like to hear what some of your suggestions are, like how to spice a relationship or when is the right time to sleep with someone.

So. And that is. That is how to spice up your relationship. I mean, it is, it is just, is important. I think, I mean, that's a thing is I don't differentiate as much, but I think that it's, because it's same things, you got to surprise each other, you have to talk about what turns you on in, in your life, like what feels really good. You have to share your fantasies.

You have to challenge each other. You have to talk about this is how I orgasm. This is what I need more of. Take a vacation together. I'm telling you, go to a friend's house if they're out of town. Just anywhere if you can't afford to go away. Just get out of your space. People, one of the biggest killers of sex is stress.

And everyone is so stressed lately. And it could be, and it's a sex drive killer. So if you remove yourself, if you go camping, and whatever, remove yourself from your environment, that will certainly spice it up. I could go on and on. Stress is a big bone killer, especially with guys. Exactly.

And the right time to sleep with someone, oh my God, I've been asked this question a lot. I mean, we've all have been, you know, on the came up, I'm misadvised. I think that, you know, it's better to wait as long as you can before you sleep with someone, because especially as women, we get attached chemically to the person that we have sex with.

Unlike men who don't as easily get attached, they can have more casual sex. Women get attached to their Evan orgasm with someone and they have the oxytocin and they have the chemicals in their brain, the dopamine, all that stuff. And then you get attached. And then you can't see beyond the sex. You become attacked to the sex and then you can't see the red flags because that's what they, when they mean when they say love is blind, it's because you are blinded to their red flags because that's what they when they mean when they say love is blind it's because you are blinded to their red flags because you are so into the sex. So sure we've all had one night stands or someone too soon but I say as long as you can wait you know enjoy the for play enjoy the getting to know someone there is no reason to have

sex too soon. Yeah, I concur with that statement. I you know I've hooked up with people on the same day and then ended up being in a relationship with them for quite a while. Right, we've all done that. Yeah. Yeah. So we all done it, have you?

Have I, oh yeah, I've had like a, I've slept with the guy in the first night and ended up in a relationship and I've slept with the guy in the first night and I've regretted it immensely. Yeah. Okay, we could move into some topics of the show. For example, fantasies, which is all about spicing up your relationship. How likely is it happen? Fantasies and how

likely is it that they'll happen in real life? So here's some her fantasies first and some common fantasies that women have. and we're going to let you know if it's likely that it can happen. What do you think? Can you think of one on the um a fantasy that a woman has for a guy for sexually um fantasy fantasy what she this is kind of hard actually I know. So little bit more okay. Okay.

So. This give it to me because there's no way I'll be able to do it. Mirror sex and this is what's so funny. Mirror. That's a fancy number one. No, it's just this. This you're actually. What?

These are just random. I mean, these aren't the most popular. But yeah, they're like random but came up a lot and this is what we just wanted to talk about because we thought they were interesting. Mirror sex. Sex in front of a mirror is a sexual fantasy that is loved by a lot of women and men. Both partners get aroused by seeing the images in the mirror. This is more like, it's not really a fantasy,

but it's more like something you want to try. This can increase the sexual performance for you both. So I, one of my hottest memories with the guy that I had sex with in my 20s, and it was amazing. He put me on top of a mirror, very strong mirror. And it was hot. We had me on top of a mirror, very strong mirror. And it was hot. We had sex on top of the mirror. It was hot.

It was dangerous. You could have broke it. I know, I know, I know. But it was a safe mirror. I can't explain it. It was. It was really hot. So, mirror sex, it's possible.

You can do it. And why not? Just get a room with a mirror next to your bed. That's easier. But it's hot. I like having sex and looking in the mirror and looking at each other. I think that's really hot. Do you find that hot?

I don't think I've ever really been in that situation. You never see how to mirror next to you when you're having sex? No. Never in your life. Oh, yeah, actually, no, no, no, I have, I have, I have. Jesus. I forgot there was a mirror in my old house that was by my bed that I can see.

See some of the action. It's hot. Like there's mirrors on your closet, clothes your closet door, whatever. Okay, two can chew. This fantasy. Now men like three sims with two women, well, this three sim is a bit more favorable to women.

Both men have to be heterosexuals and therefore only the women, which translate into a whole lot of action for her. Some women also fantasize about having two men all over her. This can involve double penetration or one penetrating the anus while the other is licking her. So yeah, that happens.

It's hard to find two. It is. It is very hard to find two. Heterosexual men who won't feel gay if they're having sex with the woman at the same time. Yeah. But I'm taking your submissions feedback at the same time that I like that.

I'm sure there's a bunch of bros out there that are down. I'm sure there's some. Yeah, I know a lot of guys who have done it. Yeah, I'm sure this is happening at front houses somewhere. It's happening right now somewhere. Someone's having a threesome and some woman is totally psyched right now.

Hopefully if they're treating her well and giving her lots of orgasms. Okay. Your her sex slave, more than the sexual favors, what really turns women on about this one is the housekeeping possibilities. Having a man do manly labor, preferably in the nude, or a jockstrap followed by your her,

followed by you her deepest fantasies being performed by as every single woman's fantasy. So they're always saying that women you're her sex slave and you'll do anything for her. You know, she dominates you basically and she's like you will lick me you will do whatever you want you do or you will do the dishes but really it's more of a woman dominating. What do you think? I Think a lot of guys would be into that. Yes, totally. They would.

Because they don't want to think anymore. They're just telling me what to do all of it. Yeah, that's easy. Make it simple for us. You know, men, they're very simple. So easy to. Easy to please. So simple.

It's not complicated. It's not rocket science, you know? I know. It's the easiest thing in the whole world. I'm like another penis. Well, the other way around, it's like, I know. It's not rocket science, you know, I know it's the easiest thing in the whole world. I'm like another penis What the other the other way around it's like I know it's hard, but if I was like menist you must lick me now. Yeah, what's weird is you know, just talking about emotions women love talking about their emotions But they're not very direct when they're talking about their emotions

We find that I don't know give an example Okay How are you find that? I don't know. Give me an example. Okay. How are you feeling today? Or what's wrong? Nothing? Nothing. Nothing.

Nothing's wrong? I will see. There's something wrong, but you won't tell me directly. You know, you make me ask a thousand times, and then when I stop asking, that's when you jump in and you tell me what not all women do that if you are i'm stressed about a lot going on who's the woman that started that

tactic i want to find them and put them on trial no it's just that women that we want to really who started care i would do that they want to start a women are just insecure they want to tell you but they don't want to tell you they don't want you to see her week but she's upset about something. If you ask, just tell them. Just tell them what's wrong. If you're mad at them, tell them.

Don't be a whiny baby about it. I know. We need to be a sort of campaign about this because I think the world would be a happy way. I've never done that to a guy. I know, but you are not every woman. Right. I mean, I don't think if a guy was pissing me off, I'd be like, this is why and you're a jerk.

But so, yeah, okay. Next fantasy. Sex with a stranger. A lot of women fantasize about having sex with a stranger, but not a lot of women act upon it. Let me be that stranger. I know, right? There are no strings attached, and both the male and female are both there just for the

sexual pleasure. This couldn't be described as a quickie with Noah Smeltock. I mean, you can also act out this fantasy with your partner. You can pretend that your stranger is in a bar. I know a married couple of, they've been together 10 years and they didn't. It was really hot. Like, hi, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Like, I know it sounds whatever, but it's hot for women. And sex with a stranger. That's what you got to do. I've never had sex with a stranger. You haven't? Not really. You've probably had sex with somebody that you didn't know their name. No. I mean, I've always known their name. Not their last name though. I've probably not known their last name. And I've probably forgotten their name. Yeah. Yeah. Like over time, like at that night, I'd have to look at their wallet or whatever. But all looking to the wallet.

Have you had to do that? You've had to look at a girl's woman's wallet, right? Not their woman's. To know her name. To know their their middle name. And to know their birthday. If you're like dating somebody for a while, you better know their birthday and their name. Right, right. For sure. And it's like, sometimes it's hard to get that information. You know, how do you just... If you're dating somebody for a long time,

like, how do you bring that up out of the blue? Oh, by the way, I know that we have probably been banging for maybe like eight months or close to a year. By the way, what's your middle name? I mean, how often do you even bring up a middle name in a conversation? You don't? Right. So you're saying that some girls get upset when you don't know their middle name or the birthday? Oh, yeah. Of course. I mean, if you don't know the birthday and then you missed the birthday. Oh, but you know, but if your friends have Facebook, you'll know. Yeah. That at least people will help you with that, but it won't help you with the middle name.

Well, how do you just know their middle name? If they never told you, do you know, Matt? Do you know the middle name. Well, how do you just know the middle name if they never told you? Do you know my, do you know my middle name? Yes, I do. You do, right? Emily Hope Morris. Right. What? Oh, it's on my, cause I use it. What is my middle name?

I didn't even have one. You're just of one name, like Madonna, your menace. My real middle name. I actually don't know, cause I barely know your real first name. What's my real last name? I know it. You want me to say it?

Huh? It's fine. Make Murray. Yes, without our name. No, I ain't it. I know. It's so cute. What's your middle name? Robert. Oh.

I'm hello. Nice to meet you, Robert. Wow, that's such a, that's such an American name. And that's such an, that those, you have such common names, but yet you're menace. I know, it's crazy. That is crazy. I did not know that about you. Yeah, that's the only reason. I feel like I've learned so much today.

Looking at the ID, which you brought up, is the only reason I'll be looking at the ID is for the middle name. Right. Right. Oh, right, no. But you haven't you ever had sex with someone and you forgot their name or something and then you had to go look for their name but no, you're saying it's the middle name. Yeah, that's the only thing that's coming from you.

Okay, because that's come up for you. I'm looking through there. It comes up. Do you, the person you're dating now, do you know their middle name? Yes, I do. How did that come up? But actually, I don't remember how it came up, but I did, and I do know his middle name. Okay.

And how long have you dated somebody you think without knowing their middle name? A long time. Six months. Who cares? Middle name. Unless they use it. Why do I get why do I care? I find this kind of sensitive that you care.

A guy knows your real name. If you never told him, he never came up with your middle name. Oh, what's your middle name? I mean, you have it. I mean, you know, like a year, what even never came up? How the hell would you know? You're then you're supposed to have

looked at her birth certificate or her. You're gonna tweet this out. How long have you dated somebody and not known their middle name? Tweet that. You go tweet that. Okay, we gotta get into Skype Sacks. I'm very excited about this.

I know, I mean, it's like crazy. So, but there's one thing I have to say first. It's like, what? I'm saying, you gotta do this and make some money. Skype Sacks? Do you think people would pay I have to say first, what? You've got to do this and make some money. Skype sex? Do you think people would pay to have Skype sex with me? Totally.

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Everyone to check them out. It's Forta online or just go to our website sexwithemily.com and you'll see their ad if you've been looking for a natural organic libido enhancer go to Forta. Okay, what are you laughing at? I am just laughing because you're always talking about I was looking at Twitter while you were talking about that dopamine You're always talking about dopamine is like a huge yes you get dopamine When you're in love with someone I've sex them. They also say when you're listening to music

Do you ever like feel like you're yes? Absolutely? I love with somebody while listening to music. Maybe that's one you know you put on Kennedy Kennedy no check this out actually I have a tidbit to share yes, please do's one you know you put on. Kenny G. Kenny G. No check this out. Actually I have a tidbit to share. Yes please do. When I you know I look at the back end of a lot of websites and what people are searching for. Do you know is it a really big search that people are looking for? Tell me. It has a couple different variations where it says songs to make love to and then they have one that songs to fuck to.

Oh my God. They have like songs to have sex to. Oh, that's Google the lot. That is really big Google search. Yeah. Is that just on your music website or in general? Yeah, just like in general. Yeah, I've done shows about that or I've done polls about that.

What's your favorite song that they've sex to? Could you answer that? I mean, when you're like, you're raging and you're partying, like, it's having sex to be like, oh, and house music is playing, but like when you're not, when you're not like partying,

you would probably just like, listen to, you know, some Marvin Gaye or something like that. Marvin Gaye, oh. Let's stay together. Right, I like it. I always just never turn. I'm lucky if I can get like,

I like to light the candle, but I just don't usually do the music as much as I'd like to. And last time with the guys, no, but there was a guy, there was a guy I was dating a few years ago. He was a huge music guy and I love that. And he always had the best music I'm wearing socks. I just, I just don't do it.

You know what really gets me in the lovey, dovey mood? Talk to me. Is, uh, do-up. Love do-up. What do you mean? Do-up, the whole music genre do-up? Yeah, like from the 50s? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, my dad loved that stuff. He was a DJ. Do-up was. Loved it. It's awesome. He always played the 50s music. It was very cute. That is like, I think that's like one of the best errors. I. When it comes to, I mean, I know there was like, you know,

the hippies and the whole sexual revolution all that stuff. Yeah, but it was just like, it is more, it's seen more innocent. In the 50s, it's like, you know, people like give, you know, they're, what was it? they're pen and stuff like that? Yeah, yeah. Or they wear like their Letterman jacket and that's how you show you really love somebody.

Yeah, stuff like that. You did have sex, you got married? Yeah, it does seem like, I don't know. And you just listen to music and hold hands and kiss it. Yeah, and you go to... You go to driving movies. Driving movies and you share each other's ice cream and all that stuff, all that stuff out the door.

Oh, it's milkshake, I know. Now you're like slurping on his penis on the first date or something, that's just not good. Take me back to, I think the 50s should have been my error. I think so too. Oh, honey. Like the whole like, you know, people not having equal rights. That's kind of so cool.

Right, that part sucked. And women didn't have like jobs and they were head to stay home with the kids. I know, but take all that out of the equation and just talk about love and music. Just love and romance. Honey, I've got three, I've did you Skype sex. Okay, tell me. So we're gonna have to continue this in our next episode.

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Have fun. This isn't serious work. The Skype is the limit. So you just got to communicate. And you got to tell each other what you're doing to yourself right now feels good. Like I feel so hot, I feel so turned on. I wish I was there doing what you're doing to yourself. Yeah, I'm really big into the Gmail video chat. Do you do Skype Gmail? Do you Skype Gmail chat? Do you video? Do you have sex? Remember not sex, but we didn't have sex. Did we? No.

On video chat. Was that you? We use the video chat, but? We didn't have sex, did we? No. On video chat? Was that you? Well, we used the video chat, no. We don't do it anymore. And we should. Let's have video gmailed sex. No, because then I have to. Fine, forget it, we won't, whatever.

I've just been rejected. You should just charge people. How much would you guys pay to have Skype sex with me? I'm really good at it. I just taught you all about it. Actually, I have more to say on it, but we don't have a lot of time. We gotta go, we love you all. Happy Friday, sex with me, I'm really good at it. I just taught you all about it. Actually, I have more to say on it, but we don't have that time. We got to go.

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