Sex With Emily - SWE: Fall Staycation

Episode Date: November 3, 2012

If you're looking to snuggle up and reignite spark in your relationship, a Fall Staycation is a perfect way to spend time with you lover. Emily gives tips for planning a vacation in your bedroom. Emily also answers questions about male-female friendships, squirting, and Emily's favorite-- threesomes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Oh, my. The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common, though? What do you mean, like laundry? It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Ah, my mom, my mom, my mom, I want to feel so, so, so, so. Being bad feels pretty good. What do you mean like laundry? Drink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me?

Oh, wow, I'm so drunk. Being bad feels pretty good. But you know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between for more information go to sexwithemily.com. When you can check out all of our sex information and get special prizes and sign up for our website.

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It seems like you're touching them. All right, I knew that was how. Oh my God. Here you go. How about this? See what the hell? What the hell is? What the hell are you going to do without me?

I'm not. You leave into Los Angeles. I'm moving to LA for three months in two days and I'm freaking out. It's screwed without me. No, menace, you promised me and you set it on the air that you were going to come down and we're going to do all the shows there because we are going to be and I'm going to be up so problem I'd love to be there okay you can say with me we're going to go to Disneyland and we're going to go to the playboy oh I've got it direct into the playboy mansion now for you I don't want to get my heart out of that you do you swear I'm my life really yep now you know

I just don't I don't want to you never ask me for anything in your life And that's what you ask me and I haven't done anything is I'm taking a flower and water the restaurant so I the the thing is I Need to take my buddy. Okay with me and we don't want it We don't have to go we don't have to go to a party or anything like that. No just a tour just a walk around the garden for Maybe my PR agency done or anything like that. Just a tour, just a walk around the garden for maybe a half hour. My PR agency, Done.

They've just... They've just... They've just... Take a picture, playboy mansion done. Done. Done. And then it's the least I can do for you for all that you've done. And you're such a good friend to me.

So... And I will get you to playboy mansion. What else do you want from me? Anything else? Before I go? No, that's it. My final words. No, we are not going to start the podcast. We've been doing this for seven years, so don't worry.

You're not even going to notice that I'm a Los Angeles, except for that I'm going to get a boob job. Oh, are you? And fake lips. No, just kidding. No, don't do the fake lips at least. I'm not going to get, you think I should get a boob job. You think I need a boob job?

No, I'm thinking she get boob job, but at least I want. Oh, you like boob jobs. No. Not that I have anything wrong with them. I just don't think I need one. No, I think you're obsessed. No, I think you're obsessed. I think you're obsessed thinking just because I've dated girls that had breast implants,

now you think I'm a breast implants guy. Doesn't matter me either way. Whatever. Otherwise fine, fine. But the thing is, if you want to get a boob job, that's fine. I just don't support. I'm kidding.

I don't want a boob job. I want to, the lips. The lips, none of it. It's a joke. I'm not going to do anything. It doesn't look good on anybody. I know. other lips. The lips. None of it. It's a joke. I'm not going to do anything. No, it doesn't look good on anybody. I know. I know. It looks terrible.

And I'm moving to Venice Beach, which I think is going to be nice. It's only for three months. I'm testing it out, but it's a nice transition from San Francisco because it's not like right in the middle of us. Hollywood. It's like the beach. It's like hippie-ish like me kind of San Francisco. Not that I'm a hippie. That's cool. But it's it's hot as hell.

It's 90 degrees yesterday. What was it here? Oh yesterday was nice, but today it's freezing. Oh, the big question. I was gonna ask you. Are you taking a dog? Yes? Why I don't know why I know I know and there's this couple that call the dog nappers. They're obsessed with her They watched her for five days. I took me a year and a half five days. They watch her all the time. I'm like, my life fell in love with her. It took me a year and a half, but I fell in love with my dog.

No. She's so cute. That's a little daisy, duke. And I'm taking my dog, so we're driving to my mini-cooper and I don't know how I'm gonna fit everything in my car. That's gonna be scary. All my boots, all my shoes, all my clothes.

That's all my knees, all my garments, so I don't have to bring any furniture. It might not happen, but I'm coming back up the week after, so I'll be back and I'll grab the rest of the clothes. That's the most thing I'm concerned about. I want the right clothes because I got lots of things and events and outfits I need. My buddy lives in Venice Beach and he has two gigantic bulldogs. Oh, they're amazing. I love them. Death. Okay. No, everyone else's dogs, but mine.

Because yours is just too hyper. I don't like it. She's milled out a lot. Really? Yeah, she's really, she's two now, two and a half. She's my lower. She is. When I first got her, she was hyper. But now she's sleeping in the car. She's in the car.

I didn't couldn't bring her in because I knew you'd get mad at me. And she farted on me once. So she did farted on me. That dog was dead to me. Oh my god, I was so sad. That was like the first week I got her, men just came over to set up my television set and I said not to bring the dog.

I mean not to get the dogs. I know I regret it. Sort of regret it, but I fell in love. So what can you do? Today's show is brought to you by Audible. So visit audiblepodcast.com slash Emily. You get a free audio book download. And like I'm obsessed with audio books right now because about the content of the video. I'm going to be a little bit more about the content of the video. I'm going to be a little bit more about the content of the video. I'm going to be a little bit more about the content of the video. I'm going to be a little bit more

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Of course it is. Yeah. I've listened. I downloaded it from audible. Yeah. So I listen to 50 shades of gray. If you if you want to see what the hype is all about, you should just download on. It's so funny because 50 shades of gray is like with the calling mommy porn. It's taken over the world. if you want to see what the hype is all about, you should just download it on Apple.

It's so funny, because 50 Shades of Grey is like with the calling mommy porn, it's taken over the world. Who reads it? A woman? Women. No, but who reads the... Oh, not the author. It's someone they auditioned for. I read a story because there's a 50 Shades of Grey magazine

that I bought, and it's like the woman who reads it. Like you have to audition. There's a 50 Shades of Grey magazine. Yes, I should bring it in It's crazy. I can't you just write a book like that so I know Dude, I already found out a way that we're gonna ball and I'm ballin I'm gonna bang. All I need is a Ferrari I'm pretty shades of gray level. I mean, I would love a Ferrari

Dude when I get to 50 years of your lover, I'm gonna write you big fat check for all this time that you've not been paid and I haven't been paid either It's cool, but it's cool black for I black and black and black You really want a fry that's your dream car? I mean since I was a kid I have like on off faces. I mean if I had to buy my own car Probably not a Ferrari if I had probably not had the money if I barely had the money by Ferrari probably wouldn't buy it. Did you know? Did you just buy a car? No, you're saying you'd pick up car keys now.

I've been thinking no, I am renting a car that we can I forgot my car. Look how I had a Ford focus. What kind of you going to buy you think? That I would buy. I really want to buy because the gas prices are just insane. Just a hybrid. Yeah. Even though it used to make fun of hybrids. Yeah, you did. Not because I'm crazy to turn on your own words. No, it's not that. It's just

it's just the the smug of people that drive hybrids. But I think that's kind of gone away now. Yeah, everyone has a hybrid because everyone has a hybrid now because it's smart because of gas prices to have a hybrid. Gas prices are are insane 60 bucks to fill up my little mini In kidding me insane. I don't know Get a hybrid man. You're right. I should out, but I love my mini Cooper. It's red. It's so cute So check this out. This is how crazy San Francisco is people. Yeah people listening all across the country across the country on XM radio and around the world too and they're probably around the world, some places that's more expensive,

like you're up and stuff like that. Where a gas here is like 449, it's almost five bucks. Five bucks for a tank of gas. And it's crazy. I think we're the most expensive than LA, San Francisco. Why? Just the gas commission.

There's some like legislation or something after us that we have more expensive gas And I can't remember I read it one because you know probably is because of environmental stuff. Yeah, there's something something It's like we don't get back. Okay. Can we just talk about this? Yeah, there are no bags in San Francisco anymore No, that when you go to a shopping when you go to a store to buy something I don't care if it's it's a pharmacy the grocery store. Yeah clothing store They cannot give you bag unless you pay ten cents. Yeah, dude. It's driving me insane because who the hell remembers to bring it back I mean I got it to the environment. I'm a man. I was so I was so pissed

that I bought five extra bags And I left them there and I just said hey hey you know just leave it for the next person. Really? Yeah because it's like dude really important. And it's only San Francisco right? Like you get it. It's not a California law.

It's San Francisco law. We can't read the outlawed the Happy Mail and now they outlawed bags. Yeah. It's ridiculous. It makes me crazy and I have a hundred thousands of those bags at home, those canvas bags but then I can't remember. There's a floppy and stuff like that. I need them. And then I have no more plastic bags. But it's paper paper bag

It's by a grand and bull and I know what's the problem? San Francisco man. That's why I'm moving No bads no Emily. It's gonna be It's gonna be like Unlivable one they're gonna outlaw cell phone use like oh oh yeah in the public or something. It's crazy and you can have sex in the city no more I know they'll ban boning exactly the ban boning so Speaking of boning our today's show is about it's a fall staycation So we were thinking about like the whole hurricane everything has been happening and that you know falls the time when people start Hunkering down it gets darker earlier and so what can you do to spice up your relationship of you? The staycation with your partner. We've got some really hot, sexy ideas

that you have not thought of yet. We're also going to be reading the emails that you send to feedback at sexwithemily.com. We'll get into that. And then in the next week, you're going to start hearing about our sex experiment. With Forta Online, our sex experiment has been ongoing. And Forta is this awesome, it's 100% organic supplement. It's a remarkable fast-acting supplement that makes most of your natural potential and allows you to fortify your sex life naturally. So it's like you don't take a pill, it's gonna last forever, it doesn't need to addiction.

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you know, three days and she's, I just talked to her and whatever. She's in Brooklyn and she said she just now watched. There's lights go out. Yeah. The floods and all the lights go out in the city. I'm like, oh my god What if you give birth like she's gonna take a natural telebirth or something that's crazy? And we also got the giants Giants one yeah, probably people just boning everywhere for the Giants We the world's very nice the Giants they swept it. I mean, I feel bad though because my Detroit hometown They got killed and I do feel kind of bad,

but not that bad. But the thing is, when they win, everyone goes crazy here, so it feels good for the city. But there was like fires and turnover cars and stuff like that. They destroyed a munibus that's worth $1 million. Why do people do that? Because they're so elated or they just drunk and landed. And that's because it is drunk and they're just going crazy and they feel like, okay, this is the time that I can let loose

and just go crazy. But I don't know that person. That happened in college whenever I went to Michigan. There was a, we always won and there was a riot. I got tear gased one year. Are you serious? Yeah, I got tear gased for protesting. I'm not protesting for rallying, for, you know,

rating, like being psyched, that they won the basketball champion. That's fun. It was fun getting tear gas. At least I can say I did it. And I spoke this weekend at a good vibration sex summit. Really?

Yeah, I spoke. It was really good. I talked about pop culture, which is funny. You're gonna laugh pop culture and sex. And I'm like, I know nothing about pop culture, but I do know about sex. And then this one woman on the panel with me was a, we were talking before the panel

what we can talk about. And she's a doctor of sex, or she's a PhD in sex and teachers in Las Vegas. And she was like, you are pop culture, if you think about it, you just did a reality show, did a, but I don't think of myself. Yeah, but you don't pay attention to anything else. I don't pay attention to anything else. I don't pay attention to anything else.

I know. But so it's funny. So I did that. We love good vibes. Check out our store. If you want to buy your partner, you want to buy yourself a little sex toy. You can go to goodvibes.com, go to our website, check out all my favorite things. Speaking of Las Vegas right after the show, I'm going to Las Vegas to be there all weekend.

What? Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. Oh my God. Are you serious? Yeah. Oh my god. For what again? Uh, well, my buddy's birthday and my birthday type of thing. Dispense some time.

Just for fun. Yeah. You could have more than anyone. Do you know quarter of the strip clubs? No, but we are going to be going to, uh, Tau. Oh, yeah, that's fun. Yeah, that's a nice, oh, course because it's nice and classy. You've heard of it.

I like the class. I'm ready to tell. We're going to have'm gonna have a table and a bottle you love is that your friend there that Lebrorxer that helps you up actually no at this time I'm gonna be hanging out with a bunch of friends from Red Bull energy drink is they're having some party I would like to come with you except for all being LA you wouldn't like it I wouldn't like it I'd like it with you yeah me because I'm fun you're so fun men this is fun. I have more fun when your friends are not around. Oh, menace, you like my friends.

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Been associated with improving sex lives. But now you're gonna get a herpes. No, you can't get herpes from it and says, but that's really disgusting. Pungent odor. Like just, I'm never eating an oyster again. I would never eat it in the first place. I've never had one of my life.

Well, I need it. I've been offered money to eat one. Wouldn't do it. Really? You just don't like them that you're slimy? Yeah, man gross I hear you out. Some people love it though. They drink beer and eat oysters. I do that. I like oysters I do yeah, of course I like oysters. Okay, the flex factor some women and men believe that bigger is better But do girthy muscles muscles have any influence over persons sexual appetite?

Over the weekend some of the world's best bodybuilders gathered in Prague, checked Republic to complete in an international competition. So, they did that and they Jeremy Dennis Wolf won the competition, earning himself a hefty 60,000. They earned cash prizes for excessive muscle fuxing and spray tanning. Women could also compete in the bikini competition. And their exhibitionist, their bronze, bust bust and beautiful, but many of the competing exhibitions do it out of the love of the muscles.

What do you think about that? What do you think about people who are into that bodybuilding? And you use that, you attract a two-woman who's like tan and built like that, like a body builder. I am not, but I'm sure there's a lot of people who are. So many people are. Yeah. I kind of want, like, I want to be able to work out.

Like, I love working out. I do. I go a lot of people who are. So many people are, yeah. I kind of want, like, I want to be able to work out. Like, I love working out. I do. I go to the gym almost every day, like, I could see doing it for three hours a day, getting really into it. Yeah. But then I'd be bored and hungry. Do you know what's kind of funny?

I don't, I don't get this, but a lot of guys that I see that are hardcore bodybuilders, their girlfriends are not in shape. Oh, that's funny. There's kind of, you know, I mean, if that that's what they're into a little bit on the heavier side Wow, because you think a body builder. He's a big another body builder. Yeah, or something that's super fit I see it all the time. Well, maybe it's because That's their thing in their livelihood. It's just like you dating another DJ would you do that?

I mean you would but I would but it's kind of like what it's your own thing, you're kind of like into it, but you're right. You kind of be like, babe, I'm going to be a gym for four hours. You want to come. I mean, I'm sure they love that person no matter what. But it's just weird. That's something that's so obsessed with their body would do something that wasn't the same way. Right. I can't get in that mindset because I'm not a bodybuilder now yeah how's it Jim going uh Jim's not going good but I've been a little bit better the meals drinking so that all good very hard for me because I love so you doing diet or regular I was doing both it's not good for you so does it kill it cut it all cut out sugar you lose weight yeah you just do you got to do it

um I'm very very happy in peri love that's how I drink all day now. I know me too. Sparkling water. I love it. It's good for you. And the more water you drink, the healthier you are and the healthier you are, the more sex you're going to have. Because if you are having an unhealthy, if you're unhealthy, it's going to wreak havoc on your sex life. You're going to have an unhealthy sex life. So just everyone gets you. Okay. Trade for trade. Sexual favors in exchange for hurricane supplies. A 53 year old Kensington, Maryland man has, sexual favors in exchange for hurricane supplies. A 53-year-old Kensington Maryland man has posted an incorrectness for free hurricane supplies

in exchange for sexual favors. Advertised for 10 minutes maximum, the generous Craigslist poster states that he will orderly service any willing woman for the duration of the time sought as long as they provide him with the supplies mentioned in his ad. He provides, since I'm doing you a favor with this service, I will not be able to share

any of the aforementioned products. If the worst of the hurricane hits while you are here, please be aware that after our 10 minutes, I will ask you to leave. What this man sounds like a douche. Who would want to do that? No. Is it a joke? It must be a joke.

It says it's a clever joke or an act of civil honesty. I put a spell on your face during stormy weather. Anyway, yeah. It says it's a clever joke or an active civil honesty. I put a smile on your face during stormy weather. Anyway, yeah, people are, you know, whatever. I would, but I probably have to offer some oral sex if there's ever an earthquake because I'm not, I'm not prepared for an earthquake. Like literally I know I've lived here

for a long time in San Francisco and you have everyone's got earthquake, there's the water on the food and the tits, but I don't have any of it. I think I want to, I got a ton of water on my house and top ramen and stuff like that just for to be prepared But I've been obsessed with maybe getting this is how crazy I am maybe getting a satellite phone For all of our agencies because I watch this movie that freaked the hell out of me man it was all seeking a friend for the end of the world

wow and through the whole movie it was all about they kept on referencing a satellite phone because those were the only phones that would work right during a disaster situation because all the networks would go down but the satellite phone was there And I've been researching and it's like 600 bucks for the phone and then you can get like plans are 30 bucks a month But the satellite phone works if there's work anywhere in the world You could be in the freaking Mahabhi desert in the phone of work. Wow. Yeah, I've heard that you should get one How much are they six? I just told you Which I say sorry my phone was

600 bucks for the phone and oh it's kind of worth it I guess yeah, dude I spend more money on you spend money on everything you get so many. Oh check this out Talk to me. Yeah, I was kind of related sex because it has to do with my bed But remember I told you I got new bedding the other day. Yes, thank God. Any word your friend showed up. You had some friend in town. This is when I was telling you. What do you ladies go in part? Do you remember some blonde?

She said she was from the East Coast or something like that. I don't remember. I don't remember. Hey, where are we? We were like a marketing pal street. Oh, my friend Jen. Yeah. Anyways, I was telling you that I got new bedspers,

all this stuff and I went to Bloomingdale's found out it was on sale, but it was going on sale that weekend right, so I go okay. Hey here charge charge me and They said okay, we got to hold it till the weekend right Go back and the nice guy that was helping me wasn't there anymore. It was like three older older new people working there. Yeah. No one helped me because I'm some young kid. They kept on trying to help other people and I kept on saying, hey, can I get my stuff there? I don't know. I don't know when I can help you. Oh my god. I go, all right, I'll be back. So I left and I came back and tried to ask another person. They're like oh

They're trying to help some other person before helping me and I said you know what? This is my second time back here. I started raising my voice and then they freaked out because I was raising my voice Good Got some merch and they ran back and gave me my stuff and then I left and I looked in my count They still have never charged me for any of the stuff. No way high five free sheets. What brand? I got my Ralph Lauren nice. And don't go back. Don't go back. Effet. You got free.

Dishes. Oh my God. I hate when I don't get service. Well, that doesn't happen. That you got to raise your voice. You got to be people. You know what? Because you look like a young kid. Yeah. You look like young and in blooming dales. Right. That's not not that I say, oh, um, should be shopping at blooming dales, but they just actually had something I really wanted. I don't know. What color? Yeah, like Navy. Not Maroon. I found a lot of dudes have maroon cheeses because the blood of women at periods. Did I? I think think at one time I might have had I know so many dudes and I don't like the color maroon if you're a dude don't get maroon what are you into when you see it guys bed what do you like white or what makes you horny like the gray out of

the layout of the bed great it had to be big and fluffy. Big, nice pillows, nice sheets, clean sheets. We talked about this last week. Guys don't clean sheets. Guys do not clean sheets once a week. Clean your sheets and if you had another baby over and I'm coming over tonight, I don't have a problem with that. Just wash your goddamn sheets. I don't want to sleep in your semen from last night.

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I know who talked about your birthday. I called it. I texted you. It was good. I did. What you ended up doing? I, I, well, my work was having concert. So check yourself.

Always. I know. They always ruined your life. I never. I hate that. I know. But it was really fun. I busted out the old

outfit that I had the tinky winky outfit oh my god I thought you were tired tinky winky I know but I had to bring it back because I didn't have time to shop oh for it was a Halloween thing yeah and then so I went over and I saw some of my favorite band one of my favorite bands man Kim there actually a couple that has a band they're really popular, super fun. And then their concert ended and I had to be on stage across town within a half hour to talk in front of 18,000 people. I'll show you the pictures. They're really. As a tinky winky. As tinky winky. So I was in the car like rushing

putting on the whole outfit and I show up to the arena as or a carina in Oakland, California and go in through the back and then just walk on stage and grab a microphone and start talking to all the people as Tinky Wiki, 18,000 people and they loved it. Oh my God. Let's explain who Tinky Wiki is. A people who are all. Tinky Wiki is part of the Teletubby crew. He's the problem. He looks just like him.

Like they just check you out. He's the gay one And he looks just like him. They just check you out. He's the gay one, too, everyone says. He is the gay one. But you're at Menace on Instagram. They can check you out. Yeah. And on Twitter, but you've got great pictures, really great pictures. And then I saw two great movies over the weekend.

Oh, what you see? I saw Seven Psychopaths, which is a comedy and totally hilarious. And you see it. And then I saw a Wreck-it-Routh, which is a comedy and Totally hilarious and you see it and then I saw a wreck at Ralph, which is Video game characters hilarious go see both of them good good and Yeah, I got a little wasted ate some food and then that was it That was in your birthday and know that we're birthday to go to the counter Well Kabuki theater you can get Kabuki theater in San Francisco in Japan town You can get wasted while you watch the movie. I love that Yeah, we can do that sometimes I never go to movies Well, you talk through them. I took in a movie

One time I talked through a movie and he'll never gonna move the gamut just because check this out people we were at a pre-screening of a movie and it was the one how I forget where it was the worst movie that was I was like who cares? Catherine Hygge movie and I was there to like. Who cares? Catherine Hygol movie. And I was there with my peers, media peers, who was reviewing the movie. And here's Emily, just,

bada bada bada bada bada bada. All sorts of freaking movies. It was so boring. That's cool, but all my colleagues were like, who is this biage talking to the movie? No, they're not. I wasn't talking the whole time, but as you exaggerate,

maybe once or twice. And that wasn't the movie. I walked out on a date in a movie theater, not because she was talking, because she just had too much for Fumon. So I told my buddy, I've said this story a million times, but I told my buddy, I was like, hey man, I got a headache and I just left.

I left a cheek in the movie theater with him in the other cheek. She was talking? No, she had too much perfume on. Oh, that makes women, you don't wear, you don't let them spray it and walk through it. And it wasn't like she wasn't good looking. She was attractive lady, but it just too much perfume.

It was terrible. And I got a headache and I left. No, I'm really particular about the movies. I told you I got to fight with that lady a couple months ago when I was trying to see That movie Ted yeah, the teddy bear that talks. Oh my god, and this lady was on the phone in the previews Talking to somebody right? And I go, okay, it's a previews. I'll let it go. Right. Then the movie starts in this lady still talking at regular volume on her cell phone and everyone else is around in the movie theater.

Everyone else is around. I'm a couple of rows down all the way to the other side. I can hear her, right? None of these pushes in the theater would say anything until I say, so I go, excuse me, hello, are you serious right now? That's what I said and then she goes my husband is lost I go I don't care Yeah, go side people are dumb. He's lost. I go okay great cool, but here Because okay, she gets the f of the phone watching movies hilarious. I loved it Okay, she gets the F on the phone watching movies hilarious. I loved it

Walking outside and there's like this 13 14 year old kid and he's talking about what happened He's like oh, yeah, somebody's told her to be quiet all this stuff and I turn around and I go Dude that was me. I go how crazy is that? Right next to it right next to him was the lady that was his mom and the dad And she goes again I go I'm sorry. I know my husband was a grown man, but he was lost Oh my god, but just because I'm the movie people and like if the gym people are always on the phone this morning They're talking really loud and the same thing. I'm like just leave like there's so this is no cell phones No cell phones. Yeah phones Don't pay attention and then people are still talking like it's like a cell phone from 1992 like they're yelling in it Hello, it's like people yeah people can hear you just text man if you really have to know but a lot of older people are not great with

Text like my mother of miss Bells things and doesn't get it It's hilarious so um, a lot, what do you think? You know, this type of stuff is dating situations. What's going to happen with you and L.A.? Are you going to go on some dates or you're going to go on some dates? I think I am. Everyone wants to fix me up in L.A. I've got like a million people who want to fix it. What? No, I want you to go with date people.

I don't know. I don't trust L.A. Like, you know, judgment or L.A. People, you don't trust, I don't trust L.A. Like, you know, judgment or L.A. People, you don't trust people that I know or L.A. Guys, you just ruled out the entire caboodle. This is thing, I know a lot of females in Los Angeles and the problem with dating in Los Angeles is that they tell me, because I'm not looking to date dudes in Los Angeles, so I don't know, but what they tell me is it's very hard to date somebody that lives in LA because none of the guys are doing what they actually want to do. Because they're all waiters, but they want to be actors? Yeah. So none

of the extra time that they have is the extra time that they have is focused on the other thing that they want to do. So yeah, again, if you're dating some guy that's you know works at a retail store, he wants to you know be in the next James Cameron movie so that's his entire focus you aren't any part of his focus what about like people who are a little but there are guys who are being successful in their career that's like 20 somethings 30 something like you know anything people are more established to get older but what's the dating age you're gonna date I don't even know I mean I think I think the dating range is I don't know I can't even know. I mean, I think I think the dating range is I don't know. I can't say I can't rule anyone. At least I'm gonna hook up with guys in LA just

Just some I mean come on somebody that like Not a loser. I won't take a loser. I'll date nice guys and where I'm living by the beach I just think it's more chill laid back. Oh, you're gonna date some beach bum No, but like buy Venice Beach instead of money crazy billionaires out there just find a nice one to do I'm gonna find a nice billionaire if that's my goal a nice one. I don't date him don't date him for his money But at least you know, no, no, stay to nice guy They just happens to be a billionaire. I wanted it first money, but maybe for his boat. Oh They just happens to be a billionaire. I wanted to have his money, but maybe for his boat. Oh, God. Oh my God.

But yeah, I don't look good luck with that Dating I'm not but I'm there to focus on my career. I'm not going there to meet men And in fact, I think it's better without a guy because I literally I plan on having meetings back for Suncheon dinner I plan on getting my own television show doing more television appearances. Everyone needs to check out the Jeff Prope show I'm on it like every week. I've got two episodes airing this week next week. He was the host of the store by, he still is the host of the Survivor and check those out. I've been in the doctors all these shows. So you got to like look at all that stuff. And a lot of video stuff is up on your website too. Yeah, you can check out videos on my website, sexwithemily.com. If you want to see what all the madness about and we do a video podcast and you can look at that too, so you can see what we look like and how funny we are in person.

It's like you're with us. Let's just say I look tired. Just one, right? Yeah. Okay, I've got some emails from the peeps. What do the people want? They want to know the email us at feedback at sex.com. I get I try to get to all your emails.

You'll hear back from us, we will answer your sex relationship dating marriage problem because that's what we do. Hey Emily, what's your advice on just being friends with girls? Here's my situation. After going on a few dates recently, a girl told me we just didn't click. I was fine with this and wished for the best of luck with the intent that we would both go our separate ways. Three days later, she sent me a text wanting to talk.

I explained to her that I felt if I find a girl attractive and I enjoy being with her then why would I want to just be friends? That was into that conversation. She then called me a week later again wanting to talk about being friends since she really liked me as a person. This time I accepted the author but I feel the emotional and sexual attraction I have towards her will be very difficult to overcome. Cheers, branding from Calgary, Canada. Okay, that's a really good question. That is an age old question.

Can men and women be friends? And absolutely men and women can be friends, but it's difficult if one person wants to just bone the other person and one person is one bone in the person. Especially as a guy, I think fake, I don't know, you sound maybe you're a little younger. I think that as you get older, you do develop more friendships with guys

that you don't want to bone, or maybe they still want to bone you, but you don't have sex with them. But if you, I mean, if you probably have enough friends branded, I mean, do you really want to be friends with her? But I wonder why she's badgering you to be friends. I mean, it's nice,

do you want to be friends with her? Because here's the thing, you might be able to overcome it, especially here as a trick. If you start dating other women, don't become friends with her? Because here's the thing. You might be able to overcome it, especially here as a trick. If you start dating other women, don't become friends with her with thoughts that you're gonna change her into liking you. That could happen.

But if you can honestly just be friends with her, and then still date on the side, and she's cool with that, then maybe you have a new girlfriend, you can bounce ideas off, or talk about dates and stuff like that. I mean, I think that I find my male friends invaluable. I have the most amazing male friends, and so yes, we can be friends. A lot of them are my

axes. A lot of them did start out liking me and I didn't like them and we just became good friends. So I'm not going to say no. I'm just going to say if you can't overcome the fact that you want to see, but they're just here for the friend that she is, then I would say just I would say no to the situation. But if you can overcome it, if you said you're telling me it's gonna be difficult to overcome. So if you think that, you probably have enough friends. Guys don't want to be your friend. I mean, especially the younger guy, they just don't. They're like, if I can't sleep with you, then what is the point? I remember a guy asking me that when I was 22, he's like, Emily, I just, he was so cute. He was like, I just

don't understand the purpose. Like, why would I be friends with women? And I think it's like, again, I think it's something when you get older, like, into your late 20s, 30s that you start, I don't know, like you're like, it's cool. Are you become friends with your friends, boyfriend or girlfriend? And but when it starts out as you like and someone, she doesn't like you. And then she kind of rejects you. And then says, let's be friends. That's, that's a difficult one. But you have a lot of girlfriends that you haven't up with, right? Or no? Yeah, yeah. I do. You know, just because I was too busy to sleep with them. Or this is like so much so much time is past. You're like, right? But initially,

initially, you want to hook up with them because I mean, initially, the reason you want to be around them is because you want to. It's true. And I have to say that 99% of male-female friendships start out because the guy wants to be with her. Yeah. The girl, a guy's a tractor or the girl's tractor. And then also you kind of learn, if you don't hook up with them right away, you kind of learn more about them and you're like, uh, this person is just cool to be around. I probably want to be good and to be with this person.

Right. Exactly. So, Brenda, maybe go out with her once for coffee or drink and see what happens. Okay. Hi, I'm Limey. My boyfriend, Bill and I have been listening to your show for about six months now and love it. Recently, when I orgasm, I squirt. How normal is this? It isn't like I haven't been orgasming prior to this. So, is there something that changes as you age? We're both in our mid-20s and get a lot of practice in. Thanks for your help, Amanda. So squirting is not that common. I mean, it's totally normal. So you ask me if it was normal, totally normal.

Nothing wrong with that. It just means that your body is, it could be changing, but it could also be the way he's hitting you. Typically, his penis is hitting you and you're having sex. I assume it's during intercourse that you are squirting and it's g-spot stimulation. So maybe he's going harder and hitting your g-spot more and that's causing you to squirt. I know a lot of women who say they squirt with certain men and not with others so it could be the shape of his penis and the way he hits you. But usually

it's when you're getting extra g-spot stimulation and I think that that's that's cool. Do you like it? Is it bad? You got to put an extra sheet down or something? I mean, it's not a big deal and it probably feels good, but I Think that yeah, it could be the everybody's changing, but it could just be the way he's hitting you And again, you can learn to squirt too We've got a lot of guys are hopped by women sorting women want to learn But there are ways to do what you play with your g spot. There's certain toys you can use We've done a bunch of shows on it. It can get crazy in there, like a hurricane almost.

Exactly. Totally. It's so funny, I was talking to my friend and her mom's name is Sandy, and she didn't, she listened to me, you work and she didn't hear about her, and they go, how are you preparing for her kids? My friend is pregnant.

How are you preparing for her, and Sandy's visit? She thought that was so funny, and she's like, oh yeah, it's gonna be crazy, but she didn't know that. See, your friend, you and your friends are just so oblivious. I know, well, she's pregnant

Whoa, she got their time on her mom's matter. It is open a newspaper the internet I knew about the radio. I heard about the hurricane. No, but I'm saying your friend that actually lives in New York I know she didn't know how can you escape it look out the window. They cancel all the flights. I've got friends who are stuck there Me and I was in New York at 9-11 You were yeah? I have told you this. And then you say, I've never told you guys. I like that. There you never told me I swear I was in New York at 9-11. I would remember. I was there. I watched the towers fall. No way. Yeah. How come you never told me?

I don't know. I feel like we know everything because we talk about our sex lives usually. Yeah, I was there. I was staying with my friend who you met the other night in the East Village. And she was out of the country. So I was staying in her apartment. I was in New York for a business for a film conference because that's when I was a documentary filmmaker. And I was sleeping in and I got these phone calls.

Like my friend started calling me who lived in Chicago because she knew I was staying at a judge's apartment. And she kept calling me and calling me out of sleeping. And I started hearing all these sirens. One of the next, one of the next I finally she was like, oh my god. Do you know what's happening? I was like no because I slept in of course is like 915 and I wanted already hit and I watched the towers go down from a roof Crazy I couldn't get out of New York for a week. It's not that is freaking crazy Yeah, yeah, I was leaving that day on a flight. How am I just fighting this? I don't know I feel like we know from my love that,

not as soon as the show is, that our friendship continues to grow. I mean, there's always more to learn about each other. Even though we've clocked to hundreds of hours sitting across from each other. Yeah. Hey Emily, I'm listening on XM Radio. Extreme talk 165.

What? And I have a question. My fiance and I've been together for three years and we want to set up a threesome. Is it too early? If not, what do I say or do to kick it into action? Thanks in advance, Darren. Well, Darren, that is one of the number one fantasies for men.

More so than women, a lot of women have to fantasies, but men like number one hands down, they want to have a threesome. It's never too early. I mean, I wouldn't say the first date my earlier, though I actually know a couple who met on a threesome and they started dating. So I don't want to say that, but here's a thing. It's not too early. I want to add three years together. How solid is your relationship right now?

Why do you want threesome? Are you getting bored with the sex life? Is it getting bored with the relationship? Because to have a threesome in order to like kick start your relationship again, it's not going to happen. It's not going to save your relationship. It could torment your relationship. So I think that you could start by saying to her, you know, do you ever think about, you

could end up, you could put on some porn maybe, and you could watch porn together. There's a lot of female friendly porn too, if she's done it to that and be like, hey, would you ever want to try something like that? Or you could always do the, oh, I just heard that so and so had a threesome. What do you think about that? And that's a good way to bring it up. And you could say, have you ever been with a woman? I'm assuming you want to have a woman and not a guy.

That's how most guys are. And you could just, there's so many ways you could bring it up. Just casually be like, have you ever been with, like, you could say, like, I want to know more about your sex life. Have you ever been with a woman? Have you ever wanted to? And that's the way to do it. That's how I would kick it into action. And then we'll talk about once you get the action,

once she says, yes, how to find a partner and how to protect yourself. You need to use protection and you need to be careful. And also, if again, if you guys are not emotionally stable right now, it's not the thing to do. If you think it's going to, it's like couples of a baby, couples of a threesome. I think it's going to help the relationship.

Nothing's going to help your relationship but talking about where where the issues are. But assuming everything's on Kedori, you're having amazing sex, you guys are great. And you just want to do it. Just spice it up, have some fun. That's okay. I'd say just start one of those, saying it one of those ways, like show some porn or say, I don't know, this sounds lame, but be like, hey, my buddy just had one.

What do you think about that? Like, you know, right? Just bring it up. How would you bring up the threeesome if you wanted to have one? Wow While everyone just have to be drunk, I guess Manus That's right, but he wants to bring it up like and like a like a like a normal person Insure citizen and not there's a drunken mass. He wants to ask ask her if she's interested before it like

man, that's just and let she's shown any signs Right So that is just like I don't know I mean I don't talk about the fun that out too I don't talk about my past sexual exploits with my current boyfriends like they don't know if I've had three sums or not Which I have but I don't tell them about've had three sums or not, which I have. But I don't tell them about it unless they ask. You know, so you never know.

And it sounds to me, Darren, like you guys need to do some more talking, like you could also, here's another thing. Say to her, what's your fantasy? Do you have anything you've been wanting to try out? That is a conversation that every couple should have, like ASAP, go home tonight and have that conversation with your partner. Say what time to run?

What do you fantasize about? Because that's how you find out. That's how you wonder if she's like, I want to be tied up. I want to be spanked with all this, you know, 50 shades of gray stuff. Maybe she has a fantasy. And I ask all the time couples,

I'm like, what's her fantasy? They're like, oh, no, no, no. Like, why the hell don't you ask? To start talking, our partner. Because it might be a ton of work or something. I think that's how you got to start. I change my mind there and just say, what are your fantasies?

Why does that ton of work? I think it's hot. I love a guy forget it for guys like what really turned you on. Like, how else is it to communicate? It might be like, oh, I want massages and candles and blah, blah, blah. Good for her.

Good for her. Great. Maybe I don't want to do, blood, great. Maybe I don't wanna do all that, Emily. Maybe I'm just not into that. All you wanna do is get a blow job and go to bed. Yes, I five. I five to the blow job, good, best. You finally know who I am.

Finally, I know you are. Okay, hey, Emily, I'm a new listener, and I love your show. It's so amazing. I'm 21 and knew it was this whole sex thing. I just started having sex five months ago. I've never given a blowjob before and I really want to do it on my boyfriend.

He's never asked me to and he understands I'm new to sex and it takes it and takes it so with me. But I know he'd like it and then I want to surprise him and give him one. But I don't know even how or how to start. What can I do? Thanks Emily. Or thanks Emily, signed end.

Oh my God, okay. So this is a great question. First oral sex thing, or thanks Emily, signed end. Oh my God, okay, so this is a great question. First oral sucks thing, I would say, I'll tell you what you do. You make sure your mouth is very, very wet and lubricated, saliva-ticated, lots of saliva. So, saliva-cated, I made a word. You can even take a drink of water

and then make sure your mouth is heavily lubricated. And then you go down on his penis and you just start to lick around it carefully. Lick around it slowly and then go in with your mouth and you want to avoid your teeth and you want to kind of use a suction motion and you can use your tongue. But you kind of want to like put your, like trying to figure out, put your lips over your teeth and go up and down and use your tongue and then ask him because he knows your first time. He sounds very caring and loving, loving and caring and say to him what feels good? What do you like? Faster, slower because the living can mess it up, right? I don't scare you, but those are the women that don't get feedback.

They assume they're doing it right and they're like, I'm a total sex fix, but they're doing it wrong, right? You had a woman do it wrong the first time and she's blown onto something. It's terrible. It's not enough suction. But don't let this scare you because I'm telling you, you could also watch some porn. I'm telling you, sinclairinstitute.com. Go to my website, click on the sinclair banner. They have educational DVDs about every topic under the sun and you can buy one on how to perform a role sex or you can just watch some porn. Literally it's free online. Go watch some porn and watch someone doing it because I could give you all the instructions

but not the porn is a good way to learn because a lot of times the things we see important is actually not true but for oral sex it's pretty you can just get some tips and ask some of your friends. It's hard to explain. Just the tip. But lick around the tip and you might want you to hold his balls, some men like that. It's good to pull it tot, right? Don't you like it when it pulls tot?

And then like when you put your hand at the bottom of his penis by his balls and you pull his penis tot and then your mouth goes up and down, circular motions, move your hand around, use lots of tongue. When you think menace, you're a two. When they just grab two, the one they grab too tight. Don't grab it too tight. Yeah. But loosely hold it and pull it tight. Yeah. And then do you put what do you think, Manus? How would you tell

the first time or to perform oral sex? Well, I make sure you're just not too soft. That's that's the problem. Then a section. Yeah, suction. Do suction. Some suction, but not just to not like I said, not too hard, That's the problem. Then, a section. Yeah, a section. Two sections. Some section. But not just, like I said, not too hard. Not too hard, like you're just trying to, you know, suck a golf ball out of a tube or something. Right.

Just enough suction, okay? And then up and down. And, yeah, that's pretty much it. I mean, if you're doing for the first time, all obviously probably the person that's receiving is probably not that informed on how it's supposed to go down. So you should be okay. Just not too soft.

That's it. That's the number one thing. Not too soft, no teeth. Yeah. And lots of saliva. Less saliva. Maybe put just like a milkshake down there. Or you could try a mask sexual flavor strips.

Here's a thing. mask sexual flavors sexual flavors. Com are your mask.com is these strips. They're like those breath strips that you put in your tongue and dissolve. But they mask the taste of semen and they make it taste like you're having your given taste like a milkshake with your primary or all sex because they have chocolate, they have chocolate, strawberry, watermelon, and mango. You can buy them at yourmass.com and they're just like, you stick them in your wallet and you wouldn't even know you stick in your mouth.

And they're minty too, like they have a minty hint to them and they mass the taste of semen if you do not like the taste of semen. And you don't have to swallow the first time or anytime if you don't want to. Just first let's get the basics down. Okay, false daycation, that's what we're talking about. Okay. Now with the hurricane and all that stuff and fall, the beginning of fall is getting darker. I started thinking that people are staying in more. Have you ever heard this term sled dog? No. being infected by the hurricane, but they said it's a girl who helps a guy through the winter when people are more likely to stay in. Apparently the girl may not be that attractive, but he has a good body. That sounds lame. That sounds, that sounds derogatory towards women, but my intern told me about it. So, but now for something more romantic, stay-cation tips and sex ideas.

So, I just watched from the Sinclair Institute, and again, you get 50% off to any Sinclair DVDs like I just mentioned go to my website click on Sinclair. Okay I just watched from the romance collection about a couple getting the spark back in the relationship by doing a weekend getaway. So you can do it at home though this is especially true with parents I cannot tell you my friend Jen who you met the other day. Yeah. She has two kids aged two and four. It was the first time she has ever been out of town without the kids in four years. The time that I saw you do recently. Like that was she just got there.

She was freaking out and then she had the best weekend of her life. I'm telling you, it is so important to get away from your kids. I don't care if you have to just your parents, your friends, a babysitter, even it's for a night. You need to be away from your children. Yeah, because it's like they own your life. Cou be away from your children. Yeah, because it's like a spark in your life. Couples that treat the spark alive, no, they don't.

Couples that keep the spark alive, they do it with intense planning. They cannot take their sex life for granted or it's just not going to happen. So you think, oh, I don't want to pencil in sex, Wednesday night, nine o'clock sex, but you know what? Did you have sex? Have you been having sex? You got to pencil it in. It's so important. You have to work it and plan for it in the bedroom and outside the bedroom

If you have kids and when I was on the when I was on the television show when I was on the Jeff Probe show There was a woman in the audience and she stood up and she said I'm really nervous about having sex with my husband because my friends are gonna walk in and I was like get a lock on your door What is the problem people like stop letting the kids get the club or something. Have sex in the shower. Get the club. Whatever it is, you need to prioritize sex in your relationship. So take a staycation at home. Having time away from the Moondent Mundane routine can be rekindling. No laundry, bills, cleaning, or work to think about. Now, if you've been having some libido issues and you're not turned on or he can't stay hard that long or he wants more stamina, you can check out Florida Online.

Like I mentioned, go to my website or just go to fordaonline.com. There are 100% natural libido enhancers and it's not Niagara. It just helps you with, it helps him with erections, helps with libido because a lot of times after kids and you're busy and you're not, you just feel like you don't want to have sex. So try popping some pills that are actually really good for you, like they have other added health benefits. So check those out, board online. So, cause that could be something too,

couples are together and they're just not, they're just not into it anymore. So get the spark back. You can dress up, do not get trapped in the sweat pants slot. What do you think about a girl where sweat pants all the time? I mean girls can look hot in sweatpants all the time. But sometimes when we're outside, doll it up, you know, you can't wear the sweatpants outside.

No, you can't. Can I wear them to coffee in the morning without showering? Hell no. Why that's what I do. Wash your stinking ass. I just roll out of bed and walk to show. So many women do not shower. Oh, I shower a day because they don't want to mess up their hair. Oh, no, I shower every day. No, I don't shower

before I get my coffee. I remember one of my friends. She would just like go club in all night, taking a nap and then just go straight to work. I'm like, that's how I would want to die. I take you know me I take like three hours a day. How do you run off and work? No, I just you know I'll take one in the morning, maybe one in the evening and then after I have sex. So that means for yeah I mean soon after but not immediately after. Not like five seconds after now like that you to go Oh, and then that's right. That's good Okay, um get some sexy lingerie You know the sense cliche, but seriously you're with your partner you're comfortable in that old t-shirt and sweats like

Surprise him. I did this recently with this guy. I was dating and I got all this lingerie when I was in Vegas at the lingerie show I got a for free from one of my sponsors and I Just like I was like look at this cool thing I got it was like kind of ugly to be honest, but it was lingerie and he'd never seen me in like sexy laundry before and he was like ripping it off I probably would hate it now, but it wasn't like cheesy. It just wasn't me and it was cute So so I like very simple lingerie very simple like like just like you know what guys like this simple like con like just like, you know, guys, like the simple like con, you know, like, like gray, for some reason, women wear gray, their boobs look bigger. Do you know what that is? And gray? Yeah.

No, I was going to wear gray today. Really? And boobs look bigger and gray. That's so good to know. I never knew that. It's, yeah, it's pretty weird. Um, people will notice this email. Let's feedback at sexlame.com. But I swear the gray makes boobs look bigger. That's hilarious. Great bras or gray shirts. Anything gray. Yeah.

I didn't know that. I'm going to do it. I forgot to mention, okay, we already mentioned audible at the beginning, but I want to thank our sponsor, audible. If you're not familiar with them, audible is the internet's leading provider of spoken audio entertainment. They have over 40,000 titles to choose from.

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to read those book. Even if you own a book and you've already had like, I have a house full of books that I do not read. I'm just busy. I'm doing school, I'm doing work, and now I've been downloading books every single week and listening to them at the gym when I'm commuting. So, audiblepodcast.com slash Emily, check it now. Peep it out. Okay. So, more on this staycation thing, jump, start your adrenaline and your arousal.

So, adrenaline rushes, what happens when you first start meeting someone, you get your heart raises, you get butterflies in your stomach, and studies show that the arouse that's created through an adrenaline-producing activity can get transferred to your partner in a relationship. So if you guys have been a little blah lately, go do a new sport together. Exercise in together at home, play playing the snow, go to the gym, even if you just go to the gym together, it doesn't have to be anything crazy, you don't have to go sky diving,

although that would do it. Anything that gets you guys pumping together will keep you together and will attract you to each other again. It's exciting to do it together. So just do something like that. Knitting. Knitting. Bicycle riding. I just got rid of my knitting needles.

I took two classes. Don. Well, I'm cleaning out my house because I'm moving. That's so San Francisco. What, knitting? I thought I was gonna knit hats. Yeah, I missed the third. It was four classes I missed to them. I learned nothing.

That's so me. I had to go to town. Okay, here's another thing. Staycation, spicing it up. Touch more often people. Touch your partner. It produces a rousal and comfort and support. This is physiologically and psychologically.

I mean, I have a friend who's married for 10 years and I remember her husband just like didn't touch her. She's like, he goes out of his way not to touch me and she was like dying inside. Like it's like when you sleep with a guy and he rolls over and goes to bed like, like you probably do. I need to be like touched and you need to,

even if it's just like, hey babe, how was your day? Give? Give me kiss you can't believe how many couples stop touching after we're all so make it a point just a rubber cheek Her his cheek I think I ever stopped touching, but sometimes I just get too tired To touch or to cuddle. So even have sex We all do that's why you got a pencil in or our like dude on the weekends. Yeah, just so much work. There's so much work I agree. It's just you know, I just got to the point when women start asking to Have an orgasm. I know there's very selfish selfish for me to say right now, right? But when women are asking to have an orgasm every single time, it's a lot of work. It's not for all women.

Sometimes it is. And then sometimes when you're younger as a male, what happens is you know, you don't know any better about orgasms, so you're just having constantly having sex with some chick. And then finally, she gets the point where she forces you to make her have an orgasm every single time. And sometimes that road is not easy. And then when you get into your head, like, damn, how much work it needs to be put in. You're like, ah, you're like, I'd rather go to bed. I just really know you're right, but just, but can't you?

But, yeah, and I know, and I know that it's a very, very selfish statement. I know that's what it is, but that's just, that's just I'm coming from. That is selfish, but that's how a lot of men feel, I think. But why don't you all just goddamn it by your partner vibrator? By a Jimmy Jane form to it's so it's so inobtrusive, she can put in her hand, put it on her clitoris, and she's gonna have an orgasm during sex. I don't know why you're so adverse sex toys because literally it does all the work out. She puts a little vibrate. Do you want me to give you one?

No, why I bet you she Honey she'll always price secondhand. I need to give you a brand new one. I just packed up Jimmy Jane form to go to my website check it out I know you're all about reggae. I'll give you a box with that suit sealed a sealed box that you sealed yourself No, I didn't man. I would only give you new stuff okay your queen of regifting I am regid I do give away free sex toys all the time but it's not this one I would not be used maybe once just kidding okay relationships have to be about fun if they're gonna go the distance so constantly shake it up build a snowman in the winter decorate the house during the holidays do stuff together stop living like a

Ring during the holiday getting a tree this year. No, no because I got our new TV. You did? Yeah, I'm kind like a super fancy one. Yeah, what's it like? It's so amazing. Why is it so amazing? It's a 55 inch LED TV. How big is that? About that big a little bit bigger. Yeah. Big is mine. Yours is probably like three. You bought it for me. I mean not for me with me. Yeah. Three two. Yeah. It's fine for me. Yeah. For the times I watch you. And it's like that thing. It's like paper thin. Like a inch. Like less than an inch. Wow. Where'd you get it? Best Buy? No. Costco. Oh cool. Costco's the best place. I know. Did you just get a Costco card? Amazing.. Oh, no, I've had one. Oh, I need to go It's on my list everyone. I know everything at Costco's amazing. You can get giant bottles of alcohol for like 40 bucks

That's why it makes me tense though. Why? It's overwhelming in those big hearts and all the people and Shining by food or shy by towels. You can get a hot dog for a dollar 50 I don't want a hot dog and a giant slice of pizza for two bucks with a drink and they give you little I like the snacks they give you in the out. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but in San Francisco, you got to battle everybody for them. I do not like I mean I love I understand Costco. I understand the appeal, but I don't need a hundred rolls of toilet paper.

If you go to that, that's what everyone says. It never been a Costco. But if you got a Costco and the burbs is it's a much easier. Well that's true. Everything in the burbs is easier. We're living in a city. It's hard. It's hard living in the city. Yeah. Parking, I gotta go to Target after this and buy some storage and I know, but there's a store in the city now. Yeah. Crazy. San Francisco, California. San Francisco, California, where we are right now. Okay. Other ideas.

My alarm's going on. Okay. I don't know why. Very festive for the holidays. Have leftover Halloween candy, you can make chocolate fun do together and dip it in fruit. You can also use spreadable body chocolate to lick it off. And I like again chocolate flavored mask strips. Blindfold frenzy, one sends down you have the other senses intact. Don't you? So do you know when you blindfold someone, all the other senses become much more aroused and intact? So blindfold your partner and play a game of trust, misogyny, rub an up front ice,

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I need a joy developer. Your joy developer, right? They're so hard to find. Why are they so hard to find? You know what's even harder to find? Is the Windows developer, the new Windows platform? So I'm not crazy, it's hard to find. Because everyone's like, why isn't Android?

Why isn't Android? I'm sorry, I don't, I can't find Goddamn one. I live in the tech capital world. And I can't find God damn droid developer. Well, do you know what you should do? Just get on the Windows platform before that because there's barely any apps available. You'll be like ballin' because you'll be one of the first apps. Oh, show me how to do that. Alright, everyone, we gotta go.

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