Sex With Emily - SWE: Fear of Balls

Episode Date: June 5, 2012

Emily recovers after her birthday party weekend and prepares for the premiere of Miss Advised in two weeks. A reason to watch: Emily makes out with a bunch of dudes.A man gets a 2-year long boner from riding a motorcycle and a man serves up his genitals for dinner, literally. Emily discusses 50 Shades of Grey and bondage for beginners. Also, how to please a women even if you think you're horrible in bed.How to get over your fear of balls and manscaping your man-mane to get more oral sex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Look into his eyes Then the eyes of a man obsessed by sex Eyes that mock our secret institutions Betrubized they call them a lie-gone name Hey, Emily, you got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken, he thinks you're kind of cute The girls got a hair standard, oh my

The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean like laundry? It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my God, I'm off here. I'm so proud.

Being bad feels pretty good. But you know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. For more information, go to sexathemly.com where you can get all your sex questions answered and listen to our podcasts and check out all the cool stuff

going on over there and subscribe and bow down to our site because you will love it. And it will improve your sex life. Happy Monday, everybody. I made it through the weekend. I'm relieved with my birthday weekend. And it was crazy. It went off.

My weekend went off. Tell me all about it. Oh my God, I usually do something cash with friends, not a big deal, but this was like all out so much fun. I considered stretching it into this week, like having another party tonight. I was having something. Yes.

See? You always try to keep a cash. No, you gotta go hard. I gotta go hard. Okay, so this is my first year of officially going hard. I had like three birthday parties. It was so fun. So I went to Thursday night was the party that we had, the Kaggle Kagger at Good Vibrations,

Good Vibrations sponsored it. It was at my friend's gallery in the city called Project One. It's like a really cool art space and bar and club and what a dance floor. And we Kaggle Kaggle people were playing beer pong and doing playing with the Kagger or whatever, where they wouldn floor. And we keg, I had a few people playing beer pong and doing playing with the keg or whatever, where they wouldn't let us do keg stance. Oh, two dangerous.

Which was a bum, our two dangerous for bars. But we had hundreds of people show up and good vibrations gave way to the other wheel that you spin and you win something in it. And it was just fun. And I had a hot sexy coral dress on. And I thought, Oh, you posted some photos on mine.

Yeah, my photos are on my Facebook but page. Slash, slacks with Emily. And it was just like good people, ex-boyfriends, new-boyfriends, old friends, new friends. Great, great people. Except for, there was no minister. I couldn't make it. You're just mad because I didn't come to your birthday party two years ago.

It's fine. No, I won't know or even. Now we're even. Thanks for bringing it up because I felt bad. There was no, I was like, I don't come to your birthday party two years ago. It's fun. No, well, now we're even. Now we're even. Thanks for bringing it up because I felt bad. There was no, I was like, I don't feel bad anymore. Yeah, you didn't come to my party. But, no, that's great.

And that's just one thing you did. Okay, but that was fun. So that was fun. That was just like lots of drinking and fun and all that. And then Saturday day, I had a picnic in the park in Delores Park with all the hipsters. And it was like 20 people and we had like wine and cheese of course. Did you see Chihuahua's because I told you a Chihuahua day?

And it was the other end of the park. I never made it over there. I was too, I was literally planted in one spot for six hours just like talking to friends and drinking and eating and celebrating and it was just like all the people that I love except for you in the city, were with me celebrating my birthday, and it was just, it was a great day. It was a great day, and then I went dinner on Friday night,

went to a special dinner, and at Chase Benzer, have you been there in the city, whatever. I have right. No, you've been there. And it was good, and it was just, I don't know, I felt really good, I feel like this is gonna be a great, friggin' year, and it just felt great to celebrate. I feel positive vibes for this year.

Me too. All of us, right? Yeah. It's gonna be a good year. It's really good. Good things happening. Today's show, just so you know, we're talking sexy balls. All about the balls, the testicles,

whatever you'd like to call them. But I think there's a lot of information that women need to have and men about their own balls. They don't even know. So we're gonna share that information, we've got some great emails from the people and some news. Cool. And so that, I'm trying to think what else does me weekend,

I haven't had my dog in two weeks, she's on been on vacation. It's been a happy day. But I got pictures of her swimming and she's up at a lake and she's really happy. Oh, that's good to see you there. I'm getting her to Marlowe. I'm getting her back.

Have fun with that. I think it'll be good because two weeks Tia does from the dog and then get her for two weeks. It's like I have a split custody thing going. So that'll be nice. How was your week and how was your big concert? My concert, yeah. So if people are wondering like why is it minutes around for Emily's birthday? Yeah, why is he here?

He's there. There's only two days out of the year. I can no matter what. I can't take any time off. And my concert throws this, this, my work throws this amazing concert every year with 22,000 people and it happened on Saturday and it was so much fun. And for all the fellows, Shirley Manson, she's the lead singer of garbage. She was there and she still looks amazing. And she's this red head. She's really hot. And yeah, that was fun.

And then I was there from 7.30 AM till midnight. Wow, on Saturday. On Saturday. I slept for a couple hours, and then I took a flight down to Orange County, John Wayne Airport, and then I went to Disneyland for like 10 hours. And go, when and check out the new cars.

How are you still live? Red Bull? What? I guess so. Five hour energy. Yeah. Check out the new car's land before it's opened. I can't say anything about it. I wasn't allowed to. But so I'll go check it out when it opens.

That's what I can say. And then I flew straight back here, got home at midnight, and woke up and did a radio show again. My god, your voice is gone. Yeah. It's gone. Yeah. It's kind of sexy. Yeah. What's amazing is, one of my friends with DJing, one of the tents, and he said, hey, I need

a height person and something that's going to, you know, hype up the crowd. So for 40 minutes, I got to be on stage with the DJ and hype up the crowd for 6000 people. It was like one of the best concert experience ever. I had people sing along with the music. I was like throwing stuff on the crowd. I had a t-shirt gun that like shot t-shirts like, see before. Oh my god.

Did that said you never done that before? Not. Well, I've gone up in front of crowds that large before and I just do a quick intro. Like, hey, what's up? It's men as well blood. Check out this band. But it was never been, I never been that guy.

I never been the guy who was in front of the stage for the entire time. Like, no, I finally got to experience like what it is to be in a band that has such a large gathering. Right. And it's Ethan Cool, man. That's so cool. What band was it for that you were doing?

No, my friend, my buddy was DJing. Oh, he was DJing. It was DJing. So band was it for that you were doing? No, my friend my buddy was DJing. Oh he was DJing It was DJing so I would just like you know I got people to sing along with the songs and stuff like that Oh, man And I need to a fluffer for the crowd that would get you. I had like hundreds of hundreds of it was at night So I had hundreds and hundreds of glow sticks and I was breaking all the glow sticks and I was like throwing them out on the fun

Yeah, it was it was one of the best experiences I've ever had. Oh my god. One of the best experiences to pictures and stuff. Yeah, there's pictures, there's videos. I Instagram, all that stuff. Okay, that is so cool. I'm happy for you. I'm starting over there for your sub and all.

Yeah, I, you know, we gotta put your birthday on a different date. I know, it's never gonna work, is it? That's so sad. But it's, I'm glad I was there. But we both had great weekends and- But there's three weekends, it feels really good. And you know what?

What? It's gonna be great here, because you've got a television show coming out. I do. I do have a television show coming out. Juneteenth. Juneteenth, it's two weeks from today. And- From today, two weeks?

Yeah, dude. Crazy, right? Juneteenth, two weeks from today, 10 o'clock in night, on Bravo TV Which is your on your cable network most people get it if you've got cable You've got Bravo. Yeah, probably download it if my tunes right if you don't get it I'm assuming because some people I know they're like super cheap for some reason don't have cable I don't even know how these people live I didn't have cable until I don't know how these people live without cable

And they want to know how they can see it online. I'm assuming it would have to be on iTunes. I don't know if it's available on Hulu or anything like that, but they have clips at bravoTV.com. Yes, bravoTV.com, check it out slash misadvised. And that's what it's called, it's about three single dating experts in different cities, LA, New York, and myself in San Francisco.

Do we practice what we preach? Yeah, and you will find out soon. Some reasons to watch, and you're gonna be like, okay, I'm preach? Yeah, and you will find out soon. Some reasons to watch. And you're gonna be like, okay, I'm just gonna watch a kids' Emily's on it. Yeah, that's great. That should, that should just be enough, but I'm just telling you, some highlights,

you should see some of the guys that she's making out with on here. I normally, I don't know, we, are these guys that she would be making out with, but you get in situations and it's not forced, it wasn't set up. No, it wasn't set up. It wasn't set up.

But you just like saying yes to everything and having experience. Yes. And I don't know if you should have said yes on some of the things. I did say yes to all these dates and I end up kissing several men in awkward situations. Yeah.

And it's quite funny and fun to watch, I think. I don't know, we'll see. We'll watch it together. And I think we had some fun conversations because I got to sit around and- Yeah, men is on the show bunch. In critique some of these guys you went out with. And you can just imagine some of the comments that I had.

Oh my God, you almost got into a fight with one of them. Yeah, probably. You did, you literally did in this one scene. But anyway, everyone else watch. It's pretty exciting news for the show because we want, you know, people literally did in this one scene. But anyway, everyone else watch. It's pretty exciting news for the show because we want people to have better sex. And so we hope that you'll listen to the show, watch. Watch the TV show.

And tell your friends, have watching party, have viewing parties. We'll send you toys and stuff. Forget about me being on the show. A big thing that I'm looking forward to is, because there were some parts, so I didn't get to see where your brother's on the show. And your brother, if you listen to the show

and you think, oh, I'm mean, I'm brutal, you should listen to Emily's brother. He is effing amazing. Because he's actually intelligent. You know, he wants to school. He knows how to use his words. You know? He said a lot of therapy.

Yeah, he's really good. And he broke me down into like, he analyzed me on the show. He's on the reality show, on our sex with Emily show, analyzing me. Yeah. And I just made him do it. And I don't know why I let you get away with that. So anyway, it's so good. It's in two weeks.

We're so excited. I think that's the first episode, actually, with my brother. Really? Yeah. Oh, God. It's a good time. We're so excited. I think that's the first episode, actually, with my brother. Yeah. Oh, God. It's a great. We can't wait. We can't wait.

We're going to have a big party soon too that we will announce. We're going to have one of the nights. We're going to have a viewing party, not the 18th, but night after that. All right. Okay. Well, we've got some sex in the news for you. And that is. That is a San Francisco man sues BMW after a rousing motorcycle ride causes two-year-long boner.

Canary wolf sues BMW claiming that a four-hour ride on one of their motorcycles in 2010 gave him an erection in the last two years. The main claim that he developed a severe case of priapism, a persistent lasting erection causing for the motorcycles' carbon-procifixi, which is a ride that is a da da da da Apparently this condition is ongoing causes of not to engage in sexual activity. Well, you know, he rode that motorcycle at his own risk. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't think he can sue BMW. Oh, and I forgot to mention not to make it about me again, but I got, I went on a motorcycle ride yesterday. Really? I went down to Half Moon Bay and I was at the beach and it was really beautiful. And I was thinking when I was at the beach and it was really beautiful. And I was thinking when I was on the motorcycle that it vibrated and like how cool it would be to be able to be able to orgasm on the motorcycle.

Oh really? But I wouldn't want to chew your erection. That's your new sex toy. Is it a motorcycle? It is. You're just going to take a piece of a motorcycle and make a sex toy. Exactly. It's kind of like the rock box sex toy that I have.

It looks like a friggin' motorcycle. Yeah, but that's a bummer. I feel bad for them to your long boners. That's not good. No, no, not good at all. Do you have anything in there about people eating people at all? Because I don't know what the F is going on. Do we? Yes. Japanese chef serves up his own genitalia to diners. No, but it's good. I can do an assist on this story too. So go ahead and read that one if you can. Japanese chefs serves up zone Jantelia diners. So a self-described asexual, believe it the word,

asexual describes him as not belonging to either sex. Days after his 22nd birthday, he underwent elective genital removal surgery, divvied up the severed penis shaft, testicles, and scourtle skin between five hungry diners and garnered his man meat with mushrooms and parsley. This practice was considered legal in Japan because there's no law against cannibalism

in the country. Oh my God. So grossed out. Like, did he not tell them you're eating my penis? Like, I don't even, I'm upset. I get full-rain to at least be the crap out of the guy, right? Yeah, I mean, how do they find out what happened with the diners?

The guy's like, you know what everyone says? Everything says like, chicken, that's not chicken. Like I have- Maybe every deep Friday would have been all right. Anything deep Friday tastes good. Oh my God, that's disgusting. Poor guy, he's- He's need some psychological help.

I don't know what the F is going on. The X, everyone keeps on talking on the internet how there's this like zombie apocalypse going on because more and more people eating body parts is getting in the news. Maybe just like, maybe there's one big story. There was one last week we had too. Yeah, there's like a couple, right?

So I'm thinking, you know, this usually happens where there's like one big news story so people pay attention for something like that and it just keeps on getting in the news. There was one today. Today, that this model slash porn star guy, killed his boyfriend, had sex with his boyfriend and then ate his boyfriend.

Oh, God. Yeah, I think I heard that. What is going on in the world, people? What is wrong with you? I don't know, I don't know how many cannibals, I guess we always are in some way, but that's really exciting. This is not the Donner party, people. Like there's grocery stores, you can go get food

whenever you want. I don't know what that's about. Is there some kind of, they're thinking it's some kind of apocalyptic, zombie thing you want. I don't know what that's about. Is there some kind of, they're thinking it's some kind of apocalyptic, zombie thing? No, I don't know. But that is effing, disgusting. It's actually this boyfriend and an atom?

Yeah. Like did he kill him? Or did he just kill him? Yeah, he killed him, had sex with him, the dead body, and then ate him. Oh my God. What is the hatch? I don't know.

Where does he live, Florida? No, Germany. Oh, okay. I don't know. Where does he live, Florida? No, Germany. Oh, okay. I don't know. All weird things happen in Florida. Yeah. Our next story is about Florida. Of course.

We're on a cues of masturbating on a Florida highway. So a 35-year-old woman was arrested last month for masturbating in highway 484 in Florida. Apparently, mass Ashley's masturbation slowed traffic as drivers by slowed down to watch her pleasure herself in her automobile. When an officer finally approached her, she exposed her breast to him. She was arrested and taken to custody for a treat. She refused to wear pants and continued to expose her female genitalia to officers. She was on something. Is that illegal to masturbate in that way? I guess if you was on something. Is that illegal to have masturbated in that way?

I guess if you hold on traffic. I don't have a Florida law, I'm sure that should be open. I've masturbated but not in traffic. So that is crazy. Yeah, another one. And she was polyandrugs. Yeah, she has to be a polyandrugs.

She used to get dressed and she's in fashion or genitalia to the officers. That's not normal. Oh my God, I heard the worst story. This is totally irrelevant, not related, but about a woman who got so stoned. She's smoked marijuana. Did you read this yesterday?

No. Do you ever like drive, do you ever like come out of the coffee shop or put your keys here while on the top of your car while you're opening your car? Oh, now I know what you're talking about. She left her baby. She was high and she left her baby.

She was got stoned. Left her baby on top of her car and drove away and it fell out. In the middle of the session, yeah. But the baby was okay and unharmed because it was like in the car seat. How do you forget your baby? Even when you're stoned, like...

I mean, I got it. Dude, and I bet stoners are so mad now because now people, you know, antiidrug people can just use this. Like, oh, watch, there's going to be, there's going to be some TV commercials, antidrug TV commercials, and they're going to use this. I know. I know.

Well, the thing is, if you read into the story, which I did, Stoneers are going to beat her ass. No, the story is the reason why she got so stoned is because earlier in the night, her boyfriend got pulled over for having a DUI. And she was so upset about it that she went to her friend's house, got high, and then she proceeded to get pulled over. She went back to the scene of the crime to pick up the baby and the cops were there and then she got a DUI.

Oh, that's fine. People, drugs, just be careful with drugs. We don't, we don't, we like, you know, don't do drugs. Let's just say that. Okay, we've got some emails from the people. The emails from the people I like it. Thanks everyone for emailing us at feedback at sexwithemlee.com. Emily, we love your podcast.

We drive trucks and love nothing better than listening to you in madness. When are you coming to Australia? We'd love to meet you and show you what mischief, mischief, mischief Australians get up to. At the moment, dogging is very popular, and we've started a few popular dogging spots along the road and love the thrill unspentaneous meats. Do you guys have anything like that over that in San Fran?

If so, we want to hear one of your kinky stories. Emily Stasexi, let us know when you're in Australia, cheers your biggest friends with benefits. Jason and Anna from Pitsworth, Queensland, Australia. Okay, so do you know what dogging is? No. Okay, it's this bizarre sex craze which involves taking their dog for a walk as an excuse to have sex in a public space. The group used a website called Dogging Australia to find like-minded people to have sex with

in public places. They use signals like flashing their car lights to encourage others to watch or join in. The craze began in Britain, but it spread around the world with the help of Facebook and internet sites. Territory doggers range in age from 18 to 73 and many provide profile pictures of themselves. Dogging. So they bring, well, I have a dog so I can do it. Yeah, go for it.

I don't think I'm gonna do it. Why not? Jason and I love that you love us and I love to hear more of your dogging stories. I'd love to hear the intimate details of it, maybe, but I don't think I'm gonna do it. And I've not heard of it in San Francisco, have you? This is the first time ever hearing about a dog. I know, we can't just put it up. You'm gonna do it. And I've not heard of it in San Francisco, have you? This is the first time ever here in Nevada,

but I know, we can't just put it up. You're gonna promote it? Yeah. Oh, that's so nice of you. Oh, and the question with Al's show, yeah, I have never left America, and I've had like no interest, not that I hate other countries.

I'm afraid for my own safety, because I know myself, I'm gonna have one too many Patron shots in some word country, and I'm gonna get arrested. It's nothing against people's country. I am the friend. That's really why you're a fat chap. Check this out, check this out though.

The only other place that I wanted to visit was Tokyo, Japan, because it has everything that I love, Sushi, technology, all this stuff. But Australia keeps on coming up lately. I know, in fact, tons of listeners in Australia. Yeah, and I don't know. I kind of want to visit Australia now. But I like it.

I think the show. I have a friend that moved there to go work for Google. So I follow her on Instagram and there's so many beautiful photos that she posts. I know, it looks like an awesome place. I'm dying to go to Australia. I've got some friends there too. Yeah.

Maybe we'll have to plan it. We'll go. We'll go, we'll go, we'll go. Thank you, Jason, and I'm for sharing friends there too. Yeah. Maybe we'll have to plan it. We'll go. We'll go, we'll go, we'll go. We'll do a podcast. Thank you, Ethan, and I'm for sharing something that we did not even know about. Dear Emily, how about you and I would like to try some 50 shades things, like 50 shades of gray?

Yeah, have you read it yet? I own it and I just started it. And I'm almost embarrassed being who I am, sexually, Emily, it's my show that I'm not ready yet. But I've just been so friggin busy. Any recommendation does to what vaginal balls to try for beginner and what massage oil you do like. We keep trying different lube and can't find one

that hubby likes, they all seem sticky to him. Thanks for your help. Enjoy your show. Avid listeners from West Bloomfield, Michigan. We're in from, to Abigail. From a town right over from West Michigan. I believe that your whole town back home listens, and then it just bleeds out through Michigan.

That's why we have so many Michigan listeners. I think so too, and I love that my homies are sticking by it. Do they treat you like the mayor when you go home? No, and what they think of. Or but they whisper. Oh, that's not that. That's not how I don't like girl. Well now I think with the TV show I think I'm Fourth of July weekend and I think that could be it's over

People are like oh my god. Oh my god. It's her Everyone watches bravo. So I've been getting tons of emails for everyone who's like so I You too probably right? Well, no, I'm only on the website, but the, but yeah, but people have been tweeting me like crazy that they see you. The crowd was. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so what she's talking about Abigail is 50 Shades of Grey,

which has been on the New York Times bestseller list for weeks. And it's by EL, what the hell's her name? Something. Anyway, you can find a 50 Shades of Grey. And they're calling it mommy porn because it's all about this woman who's in a submissive relationship. It's like BDSM and she's submissive.

And there's actually three, there's three of them. There's three of them. My mom's read all of them. Wow. Most of them, most people have. Okay, so also good vibrations, who we love, they sell it, they sell 50 shades of gray. But who we love, they sell it. They sell 50 shades of gray, but not only that, they sell on their website.

If you go to goodvibes.com, they sell the 50 shades of gray, sex toy kit, and the 50 shades of gray desire kit. And then many of the sex toys that you find in the story, including a blindfold, rope, restraint, spankers, tethers, and tape. So that's just a separate thing that we met with Good Vibes the other day. And if you go to Good Vibes, go to GoodVibes.com, use coupon code gvmly15 and you get 15% of anything from Good Vibes. Now everything that was described seems like something that you would be into.

You love all that kind of stuff. Yeah, I love all that stuff. I just got to read the book. Yeah, and I heard there's already movie talks. Yeah, and every actress wants to play the submissive hair. I know. I wonder how they would position the movie. Would the movie be about the writer writing the book and then they would cut into it?

Or would they just try to make it a full-fledged movie? I think they would make it a full-fledged, or Radica, whatever. But she asked specifically for kegoballs. And I would recommend the smart balls, the tenio-t-e-n-e-o for kegoballs. And I would recommend the smart balls, the tenio T-E-N-E-O silicone kegoballs from Good Vibrations. Yeah, so smart balls tenio T-E-N-E-O silicone kegoballs.

I mean, getting good vibes. I also like the Zizhu, J-E-J-O-E, J-O-U-E kegoballs. They're amazing because you can wear them, the Zizhu, J-E-J-O-E-J-O-U-E, kegoballs. They're amazing because you can wear them, I'm calling them kegoballs because they exercise your, but they're the vaginal balls that you can stick them inside you and leave them inside all day.

And you naturally are doing your kegile exercises while you're wearing them because your muscles are contracting, contracting to keep a hold them in, but you don't really feel them. So they're amazing. I wear the kegoballs all day and I feel like I'm exercising my kegels.

And we all know kegels exercises are so important and you should check out my kegel camp in the iTunes store. So you will be reminded every day to your exercises. Okay, for the massage oil, I suggest you try touch me massage oil or the Jimmy Gligene after afterglow massage candle from Jimmy Jane because you know that's my favorite. It's a massage candle that turns into the most amazing massage oil and you'll love it. So I think that's we should try all good vibes.

Use coupon code GVMly15. And for Loub, oh you asked for Loub, I love alokadabra. That's my favorite Loub right now. Alokadabra. Check it out. And Vaseline. No, Vaseline's the worst thing that you can use. The worst thing you can use. So there's also another one is slickwood. That's a great that's a great Loub to slickwood

and alokadabra my two favorites. Okay, dear Emily, I'm currently with a girl who is much more sexually experienced than me. Now, I'm nervous. I guess I'm not great and bad, but I have no idea. I'm pretty much, I've pretty much only attacked with unexperienced girls, I guess. The point is, I think I'm going to lose her over this.

Any ideas, doc from North Carolina? Well doc, I would say that first you have to get over your insecurity and your nervous energy and your anxiety because that is just gonna get you nowhere. Yeah, it's gonna torpedo it. It's gonna torpedo, it's gonna get worse, you're gonna get more anxious. First of all, I wanna know how do you know

that she's more sexually experienced than you? Is this the story that you're telling yourself as she asking you to do things that you don't understand? I feel like a lot of times guys and women and men and women make up stories in their mind about the person they're dating and they're worried and this person, you know, so I would say just ask her what she likes. Like when you're having sex with her or you're fooling around with her, you're not going to lose her. Let me tell you something. You're going to keep her if you say to her what makes you feel good? How do you orgasm? Start touching her, you know, start rubbing,

touching her in different places and just ask her, how does it feel when I kiss her, not, how does it feel when I kiss down your stomach? Where do you like to be touched on your clitoris or do you like to be fingered or do you like to, you know, I mean, not like don't fire 30 questions at her, but pay attention to, you know, slow down and touch her softly and you should always start softer than you think you should.

I always tell guys to go five times slower than they think they should. And just try to pay attention to her responses because you will get responses from her. You will get her moaning heavier or not saying anything at all. And that's how you can gauge her reaction to see if you're doing a good job. No one starts out amazing in bed. Every guy probably, I mean, I think he's probably young

ish, right? Man, that's not really a total stallion. I mean, you still know. Do you? No. Not lately. But what would you recommend to him? I would recommend that just be a guy. And just, it's that. He says, it's great and bad. How does he know? Yeah. Just be a guy, put it out of sight out of mind, and then just keep on practicing with this chick. Keep practicing. Don't worry, she doesn't know.

I've never been with a guy and thought, well, that's not true. I probably haven't done that. Later on in life. Later on in life. And when you're younger, you don't even know what's better. You don't know what's better. You don't know anything about teen.

I am. Even if you weren't, who cares? You're having sex with the girl. You're having sex what's better. You don't know anything about your life. You don't know anything about your life. I am. Even if you weren't, who cares, you're having sex with a girl. You're having sex with a girl. Have a blow up in your face by being paranoid about everything. Don't be paranoid, anxious and worried. If you can somehow work, do some kind of meditation, tell yourself that you're awesome and that you're a rock star, send yourself positive messages, and I really think that you will

feel great about yourself and you have to pump yourself up because if you don't have confidence, it's just going to wreak havoc in the bedroom. Speaking about being confident, I almost took Cinderella home. Who? Cinderella when I visited Disneyland. You did? Well, I was, there's this place. If you ever go to Disneyland, at the Disneyland Hotel, they have Goofy's kitchen.

And you go there and it's like a buffet, which you would never go to a buffet, but for the common folk like myself, we go to buffet and they have all the characters there. And they come by and they take pictures with you and they say hello. And so Cinderella comes and Cinderella is hot. They get legit looking girls.

Yeah, legit hot Cinderella is right. So Cinderella, they get like legit looking girls. Yeah, like legit hot Cinderella is right. So Cinderella comes by and she's like standing next to me, she puts her arm around me and stuff like that. And she's asking everybody at our table like, oh, who do you excited to see what characters, blah, blah. So everyone names all these characters. And she's like, who are you excited to see? I'm all, I'm excited to see Cinderella right now. Good for you. And then she's like, nice move. She's like, who are you excited to see? I'm all, I'm excited to see Cinderella right now.

And then she's like, nice move. She's like, oh really? Yeah. And dude, she was like honestly blown away that I just like said that. Like, she's not even frontin'. Like, I'm not even kidding. Like, you're like, I'm so happy to see you.

I'm happy to see Cinderella. And then what happened? Do you take her home? No, no, no. But it was just like, you know, just, like some of the guys were like shy because this is a beautiful woman, you know? And you just can't be shy. You can't be shy. Just tell her she's beautiful.

Yeah, well, not all that. You know, don't think that she has you in the pulmonary hand. Just gotta get out of your head, guys. You're gonna get rejected a million times more in your lifetime. And so just gotta keep, it's how you get yourself back up again. You always fall down, how do you get back up? You always like at a bar or somewhere and you'll see like some guy,

there was some like some hot chicks and you're like, how is that guy with these girls? Cause these guys are confident, man. They just don't care. You don't care. I mean, don't be like a total perv, like, sleaze ball, where, you know, you're just trying to fire on chicks left and right.

Don't do that, because, you know what, that's never gonna get you anywhere. You're gonna be a lonely person later on in life if you're just trying to hook up with chicks left and right. But, you gotta be confident, too. They don't, women don't want pussy, man. Seriously. No, we don't. We want you to be confident. And people keep asking women don't want pussy's man. No, we don't we want you to be confident

And people keep asking me have been a lot of interviews like what's the number one thing for men? I'm like be confident Yeah, so okay, let's move into our topic sexy balls sexy balls sexy balls Okay, so we are decoding balls today facts fears man-scaping We've got some amazing products for men because we know that all men are a lot of men, are trimming their ball hair. There's upkeep, right? There's upkeep going on downtown there. Downtown.

It's called man-scaping. Man-scaping. And so I first have to tell you that my first experience of the ball was, wasn't great. I actually spent a good few years ignoring balls because I've been hearing a horrible story about how some girl like this like pay in high school or something. I heard some guys balls and like I didn't touch them for years.

I thought they were like off limits like don't touch a man's balls. Yeah, but I've learned differently now and I know that you can touch them. Okay, but how can a man let her know that she likes his balls touch? So menace, how do you feel about it? I don't like my balls being touched. Menace and Lee's balls touch. Okay, so I'm just not into it. I know, I know some women here, like,

oh, in a porno or something, you gotta create of the balls while you're receiving flinchio. No, it's just not for me, but you know what, you're gonna get five million guys that are gonna email in to the show's at Sex of Emily and they're going to say, Menace, you're out of your mind. I love it. Exactly. Continue. Continue. Okay, so the fact. Here's a fact. Most men enjoy getting their balls played with, especially during oral sex. So tell her that it's a real turn on if her mouth and tongue wander

over to your balls once in a while. You can gently take her hand and guide it to your ball so she gets the hint. That's something wrong with that. It's the head push. When you push your head, our head down to your penis, I've got a problem with that. But if you gently take my hand and show me that you like your ball of touch, I'm psyched.

I want to know that you're that guy that likes your ball of touch. Another fact is you can stimulate the pranium. Use your finger to gently rub his pranium, the nerve-packed bit of skin between his scrotum and his anus, aka the taint. And you're likely to launch him into orgasmic orbit. So, do you know two poxia core? Yeah.

He had on his chest, Tatted, it said, Thug Life, right? And I was on a radio show. And we had a street guy, the stunt guy, who does all these crazy wacky stuff. We made him get a tattoo on his taint, and said, Taint Life, on his. Really?

Yeah. You made your friend do that? Yeah, our co-worker, yeah, yeah. And said, Taint Life. Is this a badder? Was he really drunk? No, it's just his job to see how crazy he gets. We also put on his ankle.

We had a tattoo put on his ankle of a rose. Like a full on like if a guy just gave you a single rose, right? Okay. That's what it looked like. But in the middle, there was a penis. Oh my God. Did you still walk you around with a penis? Yes, it's a tattoo.

It's for life. She's a surprise idiot. Okay, ball play tips with your mouth. Yeah. Okay, the fact is this is super sensitive area, so start small with a light kiss or tickle. If you seem to be enjoying it, do a simple cupping of the balls followed by a light massage. There's no the fact sucking on a guy's testicles can make for an incredibly sensational experience and you'll double the pleasure if you simultaneously findle his shaft.

You can swirl the tip of your tongue around his scrotum. You can lick his balls with long sweeping strokes as if you were savoring an ice cream cone. That's a good image. Licking like an I just go and you wouldn't like that? Does it hurt you physically if a woman touched your balls? Or does it feel nothing? Both. I don't know. I think it's maybe in my head that I'm actually physically getting harmed.

I don't know if I'm actually feeling pain. I think you should be interested. But I just thought. And you should experiment ball play again. Life's too short. Yeah, I guess. Okay. Mix it up and it will intermittently push your lips and suck softly on the skin or take

each testicle all the way into your mouth. So another way to get a woman, so that's some ways to get her to play with you, but how to get her to go down anymore, I'd say shave your balls or trim them. So I've got this amazing lotion here. This is by Max Furman. It's a total body-shaven cream. It's from Classic Arotic Other. Website is Crazy Girl Products.

And this product is so amazing. It's Peribin and Self-Aid Free. It's made with hair and skin-suffering agents for smooth, rash-free shave. So do you find menace when you are trimming down there? Like, do you forget balls or weird rashes or anything? Well, it is. Sounds you to be sensitive.

You have to be careful, definitely. Right? You could nick something. Right. It could be bad. I was going to have our answer and talk about our experience as she wants to Okay, well she's walking over here. I got to say that I

Did have some problems with hair because I got waxed at one time on the show I mean yeah, but I would never ever do it again getting waxed But I guess this helps you out with that or what? Yeah, that totally helps you out with that because this, okay, years ago we did a show I made Menus get waxed, whatever, on the show. He got a bikini wax. And it did, he had bumps and nicks.

And this, this Mac shave gel, Macs for men, Total Body Shave Cream. Okay, this is, do you wanna say your name? Danielle, she's our new answer. She's awesome. So she took a bunch of this classic Ratica makes amazing products. We've like 1000s ours with her products.

And she's like, I'm taking some home and have my boyfriend check it out. So what happened? Yep, that's right. So this weekend, we spent time shaving and grooming his balls. Because if he doesn't want a mouthful of hair why would he expect that I would want a mouthful? Exactly because you shave and do your thing. Exactly so we did try Max for Men total body shave cream from Classic of Rodica. And this product is awesome. It's Paraben and sulfate-free,

which is really, really important to me and to him. And it is packed with skin softening agents for smooth and rash-free shave. It has jojoba seed oil in it, which is extremely lubricating and more strazing. And it is also formulated with pro vitamins B5 and keratin, which is healthy for your skin. And it has anti-inflammatory ingredients

which helps prevent the dreaded razor burn. All the ingredients in it keep your skin in tip top shape. It's perfect for getting rid of that coarse nasty hair, but also keeping that delicate male skin in perfect shape. And the shaved cream is scented with this great male inspired spray that I have right here. It smells really good. Yeah, it's masculine, but not only has a really great scent, it actually has pheromones in it, which gives your something, something, a little something.

Mm, isn't it, Nigh? Oh my God, it smells amazing. It's so nice. So what did he say about it? Love debt, love debt. His skin was super smooth, no razor burn, and the products and the ingredients in it also prevent from ingrowns, ingrowns, hairs.

So that's what I have in here. So you got ingrown hairs when I made you get waxed and it wasn't good. I'm so sorry. That's bad. I'm so sorry about menace about that. The next one that we try after that will just slong your hair. We're giving you some more ball stuff, but this one I love, it's called balls and all. I think that it's moisture control bomb.

Exactly. Yeah, it is max for men, balls and all moisture control balm, and it's also from classic erotic hair. And this product is specially designed to protect balls and everything after shaving. It's also a paraben and sulfate free. And it is a liquidy soothing liquidy balm that went to the plight to the skin. It actually converts into a powdery moisture shield. I'm not sure if it's still cool. It's turning into powder. Yeah, I've got it right here. It turns into a powder.

Yeah, it goes on as a liquid and then turns into a powder. And so the liquid, the initial application, that liquid is what's going to protect your skin from razor burn and from those ingrown hairs. It's really soothing and moisturizing for the skin. It's also packed with vitamin E and keratin and vitamins and moisture. And then it turns into that powder, which sucks up any excess moisture and sweat. Because men have fear over sweaty balls.

Like men, do you ever have with a woman and you're like, oh, I'm afraid that my balls might be sweaty right now? Uh, yeah, if I'm out at the club all night. You could put this in your bag and put it on your balls. I'm just saying, we talk about landscaping, we get emails about it all the time, and these are some great products that we found. Yeah, the only way to keep your balls sexy. Thank you.

That awesome. Yeah, the only way to keep your balls sexy. Thank you. That awesome. Thanks Danielle. She was her job to find a penis, to use the ball cream on and it's awesome. And all their products are great. So you can go to a classic erratica and check it out to classicerratica.com. I believe we'll get you the right one. It's all on our website, section. Sexfomely.com.

People, come on. Okay. We'll get you the right one. It's all on our website. Sexfamil.com. Sexfamil.com, people, come on. Okay, so then we've got how to, there are some ball played during intercourse. This is what you can do with the balls during intercourse, okay? Okay. You don't love it? No, I just the way you said it is, like, oh, what you could do with the balls. Well, what I'm not going to do anything with balls. Okay.

There's a number of positions during intercourse where his balls can be played. Like, I'm just saying, I'm not playing with balls myself. No, not all that with other women play. Okay. Well, you can make that one. I'm gonna play with your balls. I think that this could be good for you to open up

to start letting them play with your balls. Okay. I just think it could be a good goal for your year. Yeah, going back real quick. Yeah. Tell me about your first experience when you really started playing with balls. When you, it started, you know.

I would say that it probably started like, like I said, I had like real ball fear in the beginning. In the beginning. And then I started playing with them and I would just touch them lightly. I remember a guy having a talk with a guy once. I was like, I'm confused. And he's like, you hold him like,

he gave me like those Ben wall balls or whatever, like you just kind of hold them tenderly in your hand and you move them about. He was showing me how to play with them. So I got a tutorial from a guy that you don't squeeze too hard, you gotta be careful and you just move them around like those balls that you use for stress.

Those stress balls. And it's stressful. Yeah, why? Which year first, or you don't have any extra balls? Oh, I would wanna see if have you ever done a Stevie Wonder? No, what is that again? A Stevie Wonder?

It's ball play. Uh huh. We're talking about ball play. We are talking about ball play. Go ahead. You've never done a Stevie Wonder. No, what is that again? A Stevie Wonder? It's ball play. Uh huh. We're talking about ball play. We are talking about ball play. Go ahead. You've never done a Stevie Wonder? No. Okay.

It's when, let's say you were sitting down in Indian style, right? And then a guy is naked and then he stands above you and you look up at his balls and then he places one ball over each of your eyelids. It's a Stevie Wonder. Right, I remember talking about that show. Cause he's back in. Are you open to a Stevie Wonder? Sure, whatever.

If he uses the max shave cream or something, it smells good. I mean, Jesus. So you're open to a Stevie Wonder. Why not? You know me, I'm open to everything once. Everything once. So, okay.

Lane Down with your guy and he's like, hey, real quick. Why would he want a real quick get up and put his balls on my eyeballs? Maybe he's really into it. Hold on, I'm trying to just, I'm trying to describe the situation. This is Christ. You're laying down in bed with your guy.

And he goes, you know what, you know that carpet, you know, out in your living room, you have like a, it's like a furry-type carpet. It's not real fur. Right. He's like, I really want you to go sit down Indian style over there, and I'm gonna walk over with my balls, I'm gonna place them over your eyelids,

because I'm really into it. So he doesn't climb over my shoulder, though. Well, no, you're sitting down on the ground. He's standing. And he's tall, right? Okay. He's taller, and then he places his balls over your eyelids. Just for because it feels good to him. Yeah. He wants to do the Stevie Wonder. Yeah. He wants to do the Stevie Wonder. His penis might be laying

down over your nose too, by the way. Yeah. It sounds fun. Um, good times. I wouldn't say no. That's really why it turns them on. Yeah. It turns it on. Let's work for whatever. Put your balls over my eyeballs. What do I care? I'm down. You heard it here. Okay. During intercourse, there's four very ball-friendly sex positions to keep in mind. There's the reverse cowgirl reach down.

So when you're doing the reverse cowgirl, this is beginner ball players. It only requires a simple reach down. There's a cowgirl reach back. This is only to be used once the reverse cowgirl has been successfully conquered. You reach back and do it. There's the missionary reach down, missionary position, not always easy, but can offer great pleasure to a man putting your legs up and reaching between your thigh and his thigh allows for quick fondling of the balls as he moves in and out of you.

And then there's the doggy style reach back. Reach under your body between your legs and back to his balls. Allow his balls to slide across your palms as he moves in and out of you adding a light squeeze here. And there will give him a different level of pleasure. So what do you think about that? Those are all good ways for women to go to the balls.

Do you know that I consciously, since I started out, I had such a bad ball experience early on or I was misinformed that I really have to consciously think oh This is a good time to grab his balls and usually it is like doggy style or like growing top you can reach back Yeah, I'm just I'm up to sell for the balls today not to bring back to CV Wonder real quick I just want to I just want to throw out the real quick, quick note. If you do try the Stevie Wonder after listening to the show, please tweet, sex with Emily, or feedback at sexlamby.com. And promise me you'll read the email.

I promise I'll read up. If you do the Stevie Wonder, please somebody out there. I know there's a lot of couples that listen. Just try it for fun. And then, okay. And then, this is a description. I did a really quick move. Just do it for fun. And then, and then try it for fun. This is a description. I had to really quick move. Just do it. Why don't you just try it for fun? Okay, I will go and try to accomplish that. Okay, one more thing I want to say about balls

is that do not, okay, sorry, I'm honest. We're bringing a new term to baller, by the way. What, I am? I'm a ball, I'm a big baller. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a big baller. I'm all about the balls. Here's the problem, you probably shouldn't get. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a big baller. I'm all about the balls. Here's the problem.

You probably shouldn't get waxed. Oh, thanks for researching on the ball's combined. But we did it. Yeah, it's not great. So start with us using a scissors or a pair of clippers to shorten everything up to a quarter inch. To have an only thing I do for you, I swear to God. I know.

And I found that show and I'm playing it. FN. So some electric razors have a built in trimmer. And again, just remember to use these products that we talked about because they're awesome and you can get them at crazygirlproducts.com. Those are some balls facts and also one thing is if you are coping with a fear of balls, make sure that you're completely comfortable with the person you're with and just always go slowly.

Get accustomed to them, introduce yourself to them, some light touching and massaging. And most importantly, ask your partner how they like to be touched. Do you want your balls touched? Do you not? That's what you should do. So that's what I got for you today. I want to thank everyone for listening.

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