Sex With Emily - SWE: Female Ejaculation

Episode Date: September 5, 2013

Female Ejaculation- it is intense and it is real. With your finger on her G-spot and your thumb on her clitoris, give her a crazy, squirting orgasm. I’ll tell you how to warm her up, find her G-spot..., massage her G-spot, and pleasure her clitoris until she gets to the point of female ejaculation. Before I bequeath you with the secrets of female ejaculation, I give listeners advice on how to have the sex and relationships they want. I help: The guy who needs a new sex position. The husband who won’t stop inappropriately poking his wife. The woman who needs to dye her hair a crazy color and have more confidence. The guy who needs to get pegged with a strap-on. And of course, the woman who wants to squirt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I Look into his eyes They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex Eyes that mock our sacred institutions Betrubized they call them in a bike on me. Hey, Emily You got a boyfriend because my man E here. He just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute The girls got a hair stand. Oh my the The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean like laundry?
Starting point is 00:00:26 It shrinks. And we not talk about sex so much. Are you kidding me? Oh my god. I'm so dumb. Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily.
Starting point is 00:00:38 We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. For more information, go to sexwithemily.com. We can listen to all of our podcasts. Sign up for our mailing list. Do it now if you haven't because we will give you a free report, the five biggest mistakes men are making about and women are making about, which I'm not saying you're making a ton of mistakes. I'm just saying you might want to spice up your sex life a little bit. Make sure you're doing things A. OK. Also, we've got amazing blogs that will teach you everything you want to know about sex
Starting point is 00:01:07 and fun pictures to look at and videos. Just check it out. Hi, menace, how you doing today? I'm good, how you doing, Emily? I'm good, I just wanted to, I wanted to tell people, because people, you know, listen to our podcast, a lot of people go to iTunes and they download it and they're like, oh, like, I want them to see
Starting point is 00:01:22 that our website is rocking out right now. Yeah, every single day you update it, correct? Correct. And, um, and also Facebook, Twitter, sex with Emily, we do a lot of fun stuff there. We are changing people's sex life every single day, including menaces, but he won't tell me much about it. For real. No, don't put it on me. What? So whatever. I'm going to put on with your sex life. Jesus, age. Don't throw that at me every single show.
Starting point is 00:01:49 I had a blind date, I'll get into it. This show is brought to you by Crazy Girl. Crazy Girl products are amazing. Crazy Girl products.com. You can get everything at Crazy Girl that you need from shaving cream to orcs and gel. Cause who doesn't need that? Everything you want to look good, feel good this summer.
Starting point is 00:02:08 And I gave these hearts, I was on the Chris Jenner show, I gave her these crazy girl hearts, they turn into a warming massage pad, they look like regular cool hearts, you crack them in and they turn into a massage, a massage pad, you can massage your partner. And she freaked out, She loved him so much. So I sent her a whole huge curtain of them. So if anyone wants to check out crazygoproducts.com, they're awesome. Use coupon code Emily25 for 25% off.
Starting point is 00:02:36 That's what's up. That's what I gotta say. Dude, did you see me on Chris Jenner? Did you know? I know. Well, I saw your photos and stuff. I didn't get to see the episode though. But I don't get to watch a lot of TV these days.
Starting point is 00:02:50 So don't feel bad. I don't feel bad at all. It's cool. It's online though. I need to. Anyway, I have a Christian show. I watch it. I was on YouTube. And I have a clip I can send you just on my segment.
Starting point is 00:03:00 But it was so funny. So, Chris Jenner, whatever, Kardashian mom, I went she's talk show. It was like a trial run for like two months and I menace Kanye West was there that day but not on my show but he was recording like down right next to me. What? I know you would have had fun and then the Jenner sisters were there, the little legs with the long legs. Yeah. What? They were on my show.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Damn it. What? I wanted you to come. Whatever. So then I, um, it was cool. It was a fun show, a fun segment. I basically, it was about the power of touch. And it started out, I was saying, you know, studies came out that show that couples who aren't touching and who aren't intimate to each other, they lose everything.
Starting point is 00:03:49 They might be fighting about different things, but really it's like the power of touch is so important to connect with your partner on an intimate level. And I talked about the power of massage. So that was my segment, power of touch, power of massage. I brought in a few products to demonstrate on Chris and her co-host Carlos Ponte. Do you know who he is? No, well she changes up coasts every single episode. Right. Yeah. Some some Carlos. So anyway first I showed him a few from products, good vibrations. I showed her the little chocolate body pens. I drew on
Starting point is 00:04:20 her. She tasted it, it's chocolate. Then I showed her the warming massage heart from Crazy Girl and then that is the best part so you people can check this out on my site. I launched my new product line. I'm camera and I gave everybody a candle in the audience. Oh is it available now? Can people pick it up? Yes, this is my, okay, this is my first official show I've been doing this for eight years and I have a true product that I want you to buy, go to Emily and Tony,
Starting point is 00:04:53 T-O-N-Y dot com and we made, we launched an intimate Caroline with the best ingredients and a massage candle is one of them and you know that I'm obsessed with massage candles. And they basically, it burns. You could give a little, so I do this in a Christianer. I'm like, give me your arm. And you let the wax pull, you pour it on your partner. And it's like a little sexy, kinky thing to do. And it turns into massage oil, not wax.
Starting point is 00:05:19 And they smell amazing. Our candles are like the most delicious smelling things. So everyone in the audience got a candle from Emily and Tony. That is amazing. Okay. And all the info is at your website. Do you have like a set of what's up? Yeah, I don't mean to go off.
Starting point is 00:05:33 What's up? Yeah, Emily and Tony.com. Sweet. I know how long you've been working on this actual product itself. Two and a half years. Two and a half years. Two and a half years. So here's the deal.
Starting point is 00:05:44 I don't want to be too like whatever about me right now. I know it's such a family. two and a half years. Two and a half years. So here's the deal. I don't want to be too like whatever about me right now. I know it's actually that way, but I just want to say that it was so cool because we did a big launch party in New York last week because all the editors are there, magazines, and news paper, all the media. And we did a big event. And we were telling our story about how we met an Anthony Tony. He owns one of the biggest men's care line,
Starting point is 00:06:06 skin care line on the planet. Number one seller, it's a fora, it's called Anthony.com. Anthony's skincare for men. So Anthony is my friend since I was eight years old, when my parents bought his parents' house. And we became friends. And then we lost touch on it. We went to summer camp together.
Starting point is 00:06:23 And then we lost touch. We had dinner and San Francisco two years ago. and I said, Tony, I think there needs to be a lubricant on every single goddamn nightstand in America because most lubricants are not good. They enhance your sex life and I want to make a really good lubricant. So he's like, let's do it and then we launched with three products. So that's our whole story. And they're amazing. And the lubricant is like the best, we tested for two and a half years,
Starting point is 00:06:52 and it's the best label out there. Wow. And it enhances sex. Yep. That's all. You know, I'm excited. It's crazy. Yeah. This crazy that you finally launched it because I know when I see you in LA like months ago, you're just showing me just some demo photos of the product and I can't believe that I actually out I know I'm gonna send you samples of the products because the one that I didn't mention yet is the down under ball cream to powder for men so their balls don't sweat and I want you will you try it like it makes you fresh and dry all day like it's like deodorant for your balls if I want you, will you try it? Like it makes you fresh and dry all day. It's like deodorant for your balls. If I send you a whole care package, will you? Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Done. It's a, it's for SPS. Sweaty balls. What's that? Sweaty ball syndrome. There'll be some men have issues with hygiene down there. Women are like, oh my god, high-fiving me because a lot of men don't think to freshen up that area. And they use talcum powder, which is not good for you. It's carcinogenic and it's messy. Okay. Another thing I want to tell you is that I've been listening to Stitcher a lot. Oh, thank you. I love Stitcher. Stitcher is an app for your iPhone and I've just been listening to a lot. So a lot of different podcasts, which is funny because I never listen to podcasts.
Starting point is 00:08:01 And I know Manus is recording from the Citro studio, and I just been meaning to tell you, it's free app for your iPhone, smartphone, anything, and listen to any podcasts, including ours. But I'm like in LA, in traffic every day, and I'm thinking, what the hell? I should listen to Stitcher, and now that's all I do, change my life.
Starting point is 00:08:19 Wow, look at you, getting into things. Well, I've been dying to talk to you. I've been talking to you like a week. I just have so many things to share. Yeah, so you you're on TV You went to New York for a while, right? I Went to New York for like three days to launch the product and we did a big party. I was on No, I wasn't on any press was I know always on the Chris Jenner show that aired But then New York was just meetings
Starting point is 00:08:43 We went to people magazine like we've dropped off products for everyone. Because the thing is, it doesn't look, it's not nothing like, nothing like our products exist out in the planet right now. They're very unique. Crazy. So yeah, New York was fun. What about you? You've been to like 18 festivals, like in the last five minutes. Yeah, I think I already talked about I was in Chicago, then I was in Monterey this past weekend, which is beautiful. Like Monterey, yeah, Monterey's about an hour away from Santa Cruz, California, which is a big surf town.
Starting point is 00:09:18 And it's just, it's a nice cool place to chill in. The people that put on Coachella decided to throw a music festival there. And I went to that and it was really cool and then this weekend Go into Philadelphia for the very first time. I'll be honest I never even the care to even look up Philadelphia on a map and I realized that it was I Always thought you guys you're gonna think I'm the biggest idiot on the world
Starting point is 00:09:42 But like if you don't you know if you had never planned to go to Philadelphia in your life Why would you yeah, why would you even look where it was at and for some reason I thought it was like parallel to Chicago and it was like down South somewhere like maybe like New Orleans area It's just right by really it's really having this conversation honestly I sort of got everyone's gonna think I'm big. I mean you're smart you're smart I mean yeah yeah but I just never ever looked in going to Philadelphia and I mean there's nothing really in my daily life that brings up Philadelphia, until I actually looked a few days ago
Starting point is 00:10:28 to see where I actually was going and realize it was right by New York. Ha, ha, ha. Right, exactly. You can even go into New York for the day. You could take a train. Yeah, and, and just to let everyone. Welcome to this planet.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Yeah, and just to let everybody how dumb I am when it comes to geography that I just found out that cancun is by the Gulf of Mexico. I thought it was I thought it was by like San Diego. Cancun have you ever been? No, I've never been there. I've never been there. And I never I never I've never been to Mexico I've never been there. And I never, I've never, I've never been to Mexico. So I always thought it was like right by San Diego or something because everyone from the San Francisco Bay area always goes to go to the Cancun.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Cancun's a big spring break area. So I didn't think it was that far away. And then I found out that it was by the Gulf of Mexico. You learn something new every day. Every day you learn a goddamn thing new. I'm trying to think what I learned new today so far. I don't think I've learned anything yet. Oh man. So what's going on? I'm really moving in myself. Okay. You're on what? You're on. I get to hear you as I'm on the radio in San Francisco on Love Line, which is pretty cool. And then it's funny because like somebody else is like monitoring the, the Love Line show
Starting point is 00:11:49 as I'm on the radio. So when I go to commercial break and I'm walking by the studio and it's playing, I hear Emily this, I hear Emily that. And I even hear them talking about you when you're not even on the show, which is crazy. That you really, what would they say about me when I wasn't on the show?
Starting point is 00:12:04 They're saying something like about like how or Stern or something that we're gonna like email Oh, oh, I'm gonna be on Howard Stern exactly. I'm going to be on Howard Stern in the next month or so If you are gonna be on Howard Stern, I swear to God Emily We can't be friends if I just can't go with you away in the green room You know how much how many years have I been sending you clips of the Howard Stern Show? How many years? Forever.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Forever. Hold on, I just have to do something technical, technological right now. Hold on, my back. Menace, I'm sorry, I unplugged, I unplugged my mind. Okay, menace, you have my word, you have my word. I'm making this on air. If I'm on the Howard Stern show, you can fly in New York and come with me into the green room. In the green room. If I'm allowed to bring somebody to the green room. I will. I would die. I know. Okay. Would you be nice to me? Would you not make fun of me? I wouldn't make fun of you. I would help you. I know every single person's name on the show,
Starting point is 00:13:07 even the people that are not even on air, the people that work behind the scenes, I'll give you the rundown on everything. So you'd look in sound. I feel like that's the least I could do for you. Okay, so I'll let you know what happens. I mean, you know, nothing's like 100%, but it's like, I was just there last week.
Starting point is 00:13:21 I was gonna be on, but he's on hiatus. All the show, I'm gonna be on Bethany and a bunch of talk shows, but they're all on hiatus. So you come with me honey. I will so Oh, but I forgot to tell you we've been listening to men as a night chat and you're like what the fuck is sex with Emily Podcasts and you're not talking about sex at all Today's show we are gonna be reading your emails that you sent to feedback at sexwithemily.com because we are getting so many emails that you send to feedback at such with Emily.com because we are getting so many amazing emails from our listeners and you know I have like a listener email guilt that I want to answer every single one and so I'm trying to and they're all really good topics we picked out topics that from emails that seem to be
Starting point is 00:13:57 common themes of what people have been emailing about a lot. So I think that one of your answers we're talking about the side effect masturbation. What do you think? Is your partner masturbate too much? We want to know about a woman whose husband wants anal butt play and she's not sure that she does. Another couple great sex life, but guess what? They're no longer in the sex. So we've got all these topics and then another one we've got more than that, but also squirting. People love to talk about squirting. So I'm gonna give you some tips. A woman has a question about squirting,
Starting point is 00:14:29 and then we're gonna answer her tips with how you can make your partner squirt. It is possible. Even though menace doesn't believe me. You okay? Do you? No. What, can we talk about some sex scandals?
Starting point is 00:14:42 Like what's going on? Yes. Yes, go ahead. All right. Oh my god. What do do you got for me? No, I know I've got a good one, but you go I wonder if it's the same one so It's out in the press. It's out in the press So you know that Chloe Kardashian was getting that she got married to Lamar Odom super quick, right? And then there was like just recently There was like cheating rumors and all this stuff now. They're saying that
Starting point is 00:15:10 That he's been on crack for two years. Right. I saw that I saw that crazy. I don't I don't Confirmed There but what's weird about it? It's not confirmed totally But what's weird about is like if it's not true. Why but what's weird about it is like if it's not true Why don't they just like coming out and saying it's not true, you know why let people right exactly go crazy? Have you ever heard as everyone heard like murmurs before that he's been doing crap? No, no, no Yeah, that's a pretty strong allegation if it's not true
Starting point is 00:15:40 But I'm sure it's true because why would they be saying it? I love Lamar too, so I hope he does have a problem that he can get over it quickly. I hope so too. I think it's such a set. It's so hard, but I guess you know from what I've read, like T, I think I did actually go to TMZ Menace. I'll just have you know. And there was something, yeah. Why? Did you hear about the Miley Cyrus sexually charged performance at the VMAs? I, not only did I hear about it, Menace, I saw the Miley Cyrus performance. What?
Starting point is 00:16:10 Look at you. I did. I was at the gym and it happened to be on. And let me tell you, I didn't like, I didn't think he was even sexy or hot. Like either do the thing with the, do the hand thing with the foam thing and stick out your tongue,
Starting point is 00:16:25 but don't do it all like it's distracted. It just wasn't. I didn't like it. I didn't think it was hot or sexy, but I'm not her target audience. What did you think? I think it was awful. Yeah, it was awful. The thing is she, she's getting all this fake hype. And like, so she's super confident that she's trying to act like super, they call it ratchet, like ghetto, right? And then so like all these super ghetto rappers are like behind her and supporting her, of course.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Like people don't understand like why is the, you know, the hip hop community supporting her so quickly and not calling her out for being a phony is because Everybody Miley Cyrus is worth $165 million. She's worth more money than you're just a beaver. She's more She has more money than Kanye. She has more money than any of these rappers out there So of course they they want to be friends with her
Starting point is 00:17:25 So they can make a song with her and it will sell and they'll make money. So that's why People don't understand why they're like supporting her being so so ghetto and thank you for breaking down the economics of it Yeah, it's absolutely right because people Comment people like I don't understand why everyone's supporting her doing this because everyone wants to take A manager and take some get some profit off it That's why You think she knows this I don't think she knows this I think she's breaking it down I think she thinks that
Starting point is 00:18:00 She's taking being taken seriously Right terrible. I think you're right. Yeah totally terrible and then the other scandal, but this is more of like a JV scandal like a junior varsity who cares scandal, but last night So I do love line radio show with Dr. Drew and my catharic every Thursday night But I've actually done it three three nights this week. I just feel I'm when Dr. Drew's gone and so we were supposed to have Steve Ward. Do you know who that is? He's the matchmaker on VH1. Not really. He's the, he has a show called Tough Love on VH1. Oh yeah, yeah. Okay. And he's got like sick back hair and he's kind of a douchebag. I'm gonna be honest. I was on a talk show with him. We were on
Starting point is 00:18:43 a panel together. It was a Jeff Prope show. And usually you're on a panel, there's three of you out, we were debating dating and sex and all that stuff. So beforehand, you say hi, we're about to go on air, we're sitting in our little couch and he's just like, has this douchey, like his hair's sleek back, barely make eye contact with me.
Starting point is 00:19:00 So then I was like, fought with him the whole time. I was like, we totally disagreed. Anyway, he's coming into love line last night, right? And Dr. Drew is like, oh good, Emily should be there. And I'm like, fought with him the whole time. I was like, we totally disagreed. Anyway, he's coming into Loveline last night, right? And Dr. Drew's like, oh good, Emily should be there. And I'm like, I'm gonna take him down. We were joking. Yesterday, we get an email and he's like, he can't show up for his performance.
Starting point is 00:19:14 So for further notice, he will not be available. Come to find out, huge scandal on the internet that he had sex with a piece of girlfriend. He had sex with a prostitute. It's on tape, promised her that she could get a position on his show Could be like on his ship television show as one of the dates or something and he told scandal Berkeley's last night. What? Yeah, I told you something you didn't know It's kind of stupid if you don't know him and you don't care, but he's kind of do you shake?
Starting point is 00:19:40 Yeah, no, it's it's all on the internet right now looking at it So yeah tough love host the show is pretty popular a couple of years ago Good for him is shows coming back. I'm sure he's a very nice person. It's just when I met him not so nice But whatever that could be his persona. I have no idea. I've never seen the show and I don't plan to damn Damn, man, damn. Okay, he would always have his mom on the show to Damn, yeah, we're looking Your mom I think she's still on it What yeah, no, it's all good. Yeah, I think she's still on it. So um Yeah, we can get into some of the emails from the people right now if you want
Starting point is 00:20:18 What do you think about this? What do you think about the whole Simon cow thing? Did you know you know about that? So Simon cow yes, that he is best he infrednated his best friends ex-wife. Now he's all up on the beach making out with her and photos is all over Tim's best friends ex-wife. Yeah, well, they were in the middle, they weren't divorced yet. His best friends, they weren't, well, they were in the middle. They weren't divorced yet. His best friends, they weren't,
Starting point is 00:20:48 yeah, completely divorced yet. The paper work was still going through and he got her pregnant. I don't think they're fully divorced yet. Oh my God. So is that still his best friend? What about Rose before hose? Yeah, he broke the Rose before hose code, man.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Oh man, that is such a code. But now he's stepping out with her. What is she what is she like? Is she like cute older younger? What? Yeah she's older but I should be good looking and yeah I don't know. I'm gonna see it. Broco testament freaking I don't know. Yeah I was. He broke the bro code. I'm not down with it but it doesn't surprise me. He seems sort of smarmy and I also remember in the very recent past He had a huge wedding in northern California that like I know people who went to his wedding like Remember like probably four or five years ago. Really? He got married. Yeah, I think so. I think so and that's I'm totally wrong
Starting point is 00:21:37 I could yeah, I don't think you know me with facts. No, I think he did get married. Am I crazy? No? Whatever I might be but not because of that. Okay, so let's get into some emails. We can still talk. I love talking, you menace. Okay, madame Emily, how are you? Hope that you will be fine. I like sex very much. Madame, can you please tell me,
Starting point is 00:21:58 are there any side effects of masturbation or not? And also, if you can send me sex position, do you have any sexual video of you or can you send me your link, I would be waiting. Oh my God. Okay, I don't know where the he's from, but I would like to help him because I get a lot of emails like this and people
Starting point is 00:22:15 who are not from this country, Polly, and they don't have a lot of access to sex information. And so I want to go to my website. I do blogs about sex positions every week. I just did a blog on sex sitting down, sex standing up, doggies, dial and pal driver. So check out my site, sir, he called me mad. And he wants a sexual video of me. Oh, you will not find that on the website. There are no naked pictures or sex videos of me. Even though the name is sex, Emily, we? Yeah, no. That's what we got for you.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Mad family, that's funny. Okay, cool. Zero, I'm okay. Dear Emily, when I am in the house or outside, my husband loves to tap or poke my vagina and butt. He loves to play with my breasts. I don't mind the tap on the ass, but the rest annoys me. I talk to him, but he doesn't get it. What can I do? Signed Aaron. Okay, Aaron, what can you do? He loves the tap or probably I've done a buddy,
Starting point is 00:23:17 loves to play with my breasts. Okay, here's my question. I need a little bit more information. Do you never like these areas touch? Your vagina, your butt, are your breasts? Is it just the way he does it? Is it because you find it to be offensive because you're not warmed up yet? Like, I have questions here. I don't really understand it. And you said it annoys you and you've talked to him but he doesn't get it. You need to talk to him in the right way. So you probably set it in a way that wasn't his language,
Starting point is 00:23:44 hence the manner from our, or from Venus, we have right way. So you probably set it in a way that wasn't his language hence the manner from Mara's woman or from Venus we have different languages. So, Menace, how do you think a woman can effectively without insulting you tell you that she does not like something that she is doing sexually? Well, it's just in public, right? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:00 No, when I'm house or outside, she said, when I'm in the house or I'm outside, he pokes her vagina on butt. Now personally, I would find that annoying. If I was like sitting in the kitchen, like doing the dishes, not that I ever do, but or if I was just like getting dressed, if he can't, he was poking my butt and like annoying me,
Starting point is 00:24:15 I was like, I'd be like, I'm getting ready. Like, this is not the time or place, but if it was like sexy and he started out by like, kissing my neck and getting me turned on, and then he wanted to like tap my butt. I'd be like into it But this is what we talk about is that women need foreplay. We need to be warmed up We need to be ready for sex video ready for action
Starting point is 00:24:32 So it's probably bothering you because he's just acting out. He has sexual impulses and you're like what are you doing? I have to have a mark. I'm not even turned on right now and I'm hungry Yeah, but Menace if a woman if you were doing something to a woman, which I'm sure has never happened to you, but if you, let's say with your girlfriend, there was something you were doing, she didn't like the way you nibbled on her ear, for example. She loves everything else, but not how you nibble on her ear. How would you like to be told?
Starting point is 00:25:02 How do I like to be straight up, just tell me, you know, I don't know. There's no easy way around it. Don't you think? Just go for it like, hey, look, you've touched it enough, okay? Get over it. I think you gotta sandwich it by also saying, baby, I love when you kiss my cheeks and my face. I love the way you kiss my neck. Sometimes when you start to tap me in those places,
Starting point is 00:25:33 it's uncomfortable. But so so much what you love, start with all the great things he's doing and then say, you know what? But I'm not loving it when you're tapping my butt and I'm just coming home from work. Or whatever it is. That's what you gotta do. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Emily, I'm 22 years old. I've never had a boyfriend. I've had one guy interested in me, but I'm shy and they end up thinking I'm not interested. A lot of the time it's just like they don't even notice me so that makes me feel worse. What can I do to be less shy and get guys to notice me? Love Tanya. Tanya, the first thing I read your email and I just thought to myself, confidence, self-confidence, self-esteem, that you have to make it your life work to cultivate confidence.
Starting point is 00:26:18 So, I think it's an insecurity. And so she thinks that men aren't interested in her. This is what she's going to keep telling herself. Men don't like me. I'm not attractive because she doesn't feel good about herself. And once you start feeling good about who you are and what you look like and whatever your insecurities are, then you're going to be attracting people who will be attracted to you because you're attracted to yourself, which is easier said than done. Right, Mattis? Yes, of course. And then maybe just maybe change your look a little bit. Do something a little bit crazy. Dyer hair. Ask your friend. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Super blonde or super red or you know. Yeah, do something. Do what do you even do friends that you admire their taste? Be like, hey, but I love your haircut. Where do you get a cut? And then go get a crazy haircut. Sure. But also you have to know what your strengths or what your weaknesses do have unreal. This is the things that contribute to low self-esteem and a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:27:11 You compare yourself to other people. You have really high expectations, which I've gone through, being a perfectionist and thinking that everything has to be right. And you just always feel down on yourself and all if I get lose five pounds, if I get all A's, and then you never feel good and your confidence is low because you have these unrealistic expectations. So just learn by loving you who you are and where you're at in your life and maybe get a cool haircut
Starting point is 00:27:33 and nice pair of shoes. Yeah, just a thought. Okay. So I'm Easting LaRance. Easting LaRance, that's what I want so bad. I want a pair of you. Okay any listeners would like to buy me a pair of YSL size seven heels, I would be honored. You're dead. Thank you. And you could come on the show, actually, and talk about whatever the hell you want. Just buy me a pair of those shoes. Nice. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Dear Emily, I'm, what do you, okay, I've always been curious about having sex with a girl who will use a strap on on me. My girlfriend thinks I'm gay for wanting it. Why or what would make me want this? Signed Jack. You know that I love this question. Yeah. Um, especially because it's the end of anal pleasure month, which is actually sponsored
Starting point is 00:28:23 by Good Vibrations, and we love GoodVibes.com. They declared it anal pleasure month, so it's almost over, and I think it's a great time to answer an anal sex question. So basically, it's simple, Jack. You have a fantasy about being dominated, and maybe you think they would feel really good if your ass got penetrated. There's nothing gay about it. Sex is all about different power dynamics and if you want to feel like you're the submissive, well she penetrates you, that's fine, but also if you just want to know if it feels good, a lot of men, a lot of straight men say that they experience amazing pleasure from anal play, that it's actually the male G spot in there, in your butt. It's
Starting point is 00:29:06 the prostate and it feels amazing to many men, not for all men, okay? But it does not mean that you're gay at all. Women give low jobs, men give low jobs, they men like it in the butt sometimes women like it in the butt. So if you're interested and a strap on, you can also check out good vibes.com. They've got everything you need for entry-level penetration with your anus. You use coupon code Emily for 15% off, anything at goodvibrations.com. So like I'm always talking about how men, I feel like it's kind of a bummer. I always say it was sex to try everything once that interests you, once.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Because life's too short, what if Aino play is the most amazing thing you've ever felt in your entire life? And I'm not saying you need to go to a strap on maybe you're your partner sticks his or her finger in your butt And you want to know if it feels good or they touch it lightly on the outside and I'm not saying you got a ram in a thing I'm just saying see if you like it Man, so you're gonna do that tonight now that I've inspired you I like it. Man, so you're going to do that tonight now that I've inspired you? I probably wouldn't do it tonight, but I do suggest there is a movie that I've brought up on the show maybe a couple of years ago about this very subject that it is a big part
Starting point is 00:30:17 of the movie. It's called Road Trip and it's a comedy and it's hilarious, but it's all about anal stimulation and certain scenes of the movie. And it's pretty funny. So, they can laugh about it too. And they highly recommend it. Right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:37 So, you can also do my websites and I don't know, I don't like whatever, you can search anal, for example, and there'll be lots of helpful and useful articles and things you can read on there too. Blah post. And use a lot of lube. Use my Emily and Tony lube actually, which is amazing. I used it for the first time yesterday,
Starting point is 00:30:54 having actually, I was not having sex. I used it during my own self-pleasure time. I was a virgin to my own lube. And like I hadn't tried the final finals when I'm saying out of the bottle. Wow. Yeah, I loved it. It's amazing because I knew what I wanted in a lube. I wanted the perfect lube and
Starting point is 00:31:13 it's vegan and it's not ameltested whatever. You're going to get it all mad at us and you'll try it. Okay, dear Emily, two questions. First of all, do you know how a woman can squirt? My fiance loves it when it does happen, but it doesn't happen enough. Any suggestions on what I can do to help it along? Thanks. Signed C. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Female ejaculations are what we're talking about. There's lots of, you know, debate people say doesn't even exist. Men always joke, so it's really urine coming out of her when it's not. Um, and spin stuff. And spin scientifically proven that it is. God. It's not, but what? Do you really think that?
Starting point is 00:31:59 They had doctors analyze it and say that it was indeed urine. and doctors analyze it and say that it was indeed urine. It's the same chemical construction as prosthetic fluid. So it's not, it's different fluid, like scientists have studied it, it's not, it's just, it's totally, it's not urine at all. It's like, prox, male, proxate, whatever, ejaculate or whatever. But it's fluid. And that's what it is. Back to the story. Back to, back to squirting. Turn around first. So women have to be like very turned on for them to squirt. So do it however you want to do it. But just make sure, if you are her partner, that every cell in her body is completely turned on. So it won't work if
Starting point is 00:32:43 she's not turned on. The next thing you have to do is find her G spot because that is where all the magic, square, all the squirting magic happens. So you got to find her G spot. If she has not ever found it, you guys have explored it. It's sort of a fine exercise you could do together. Hey, what are you doing Sunday? Let's exploit your G spot. Hey, what are you doing Sunday? Let's exploit your G-Spot. Feel the front inside well over a vagina with a lubed finger or two, about one finger length up. The G-Spot has a different texture from the rest of the vaginal muscles.
Starting point is 00:33:14 It may feel rough or raised, so you can kind of feel in the front of the vaginal muscles where it is. And you just keep pressing it. So you focus on the front of all of the vagina. You explore it with your fingers as they're lubed, push on her G spot, see how it feels to her. It might feel like she needs to urinate when you push on it. So make sure her bladder is empty before you start. It might feel like she needs to urinate. But if her bladder is empty, she can be sure that it won't happen and what she's feeling is
Starting point is 00:33:41 normal. We just kind of a bummer for a lot of women, including myself, you just wanna go with it, but you're like, I'm gonna pee all over the sky. But you're really not, you're really not gonna pee. So don't try to stop it, keep going with it. And then you can introduce toys or use your fingers. You try to induce the female ejaculation at this point. So maybe she said a few clitoral orgasms.
Starting point is 00:34:04 So keep her rouse, keep firmly stimulating her juice up with your fingers or a toy. Goodvibes.com has tons of juice bot toys. You can google like juice bot toys on their site. She'll probably feel desire to urinate, remember. But once she's at this point, she feels a very intense sexual feeling. She's feeling alive. She keeps going. She might be ready to ejaculate. So she needs to keep her muscles open, relaxed, let it flow, deep breaths, and it'll help if she pushes with her PC muscles, which are her pelvic floor muscles. Sometimes I do that too, like when I'm trying to orgasm sometimes you just push your PC muscles, it helps do your cagedle exercises and strengthen them and Am I going on too long? I've got more I've got one more stat men Do you believe me now? Okay, so so once she starts to ejaculate a clear fluid will squirt?
Starting point is 00:34:55 You'll probably see like squirt or sprinkle out of her urethra it can be about a lot like a lot times It's a lot. It's like half. It's like a quarter cup It's like a river. It's like you need to you need to like Call like the the the 9-1-1 or something because Like not 9-1-1, but who's that fired? Yes, because they might you're flooding seriously like there have been some instances where it's just It is a lot wider than anything and so put a towel underneath put a towel underneath whatever you have to do In your bathroom See you need scuba gear exactly You need a scuba gear. You need a scuba gear.
Starting point is 00:35:25 Exactly. Oh my god, it's true. It's also possible with clitoral stimulation. So if you want to skip all the G spot stuff, I recommend using the magic wand. Actually, it's no longer a hotachi magic wand. It's the original magic wand, which I can tell you from personal experience and from many of my friends' experiences,
Starting point is 00:35:46 the Magic One is the Cadillac of all vibrators and it can really help you have a G-Spot orgasm. I mean, have an orgasm just using your flitters, but also if your partner is stimulating your G-Spot and using the Magic One, you might even be more likely to sport. Use Q-Bunk code Emily for 15% off, because I know you wanna buy everything that I talked about. I goodbibes.com. So I don't know, Mest, do you forget into the squirting thing like with women?
Starting point is 00:36:13 Has that ever happened to you? It happens. Some women just, it's- It happens, but I thought I was being peed on the whole time. I know, and then you laughed, right? And then you thought she was stealing your wallet. Okay, so, but she wasn't paying on you. Yeah, that's what you say.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Does it turn you on now that you think that she wasn't paying on you? Rather she was female ejaculating on you? That doesn't like turn me on, but it's not gonna stop me from having sex. I don't get like, you know, I know it gets people, some people super horny. Oh my God. I can't believe it. What she squirts Oh, I got the biggest hardest boner on the planet, but it's just I don't and I don't think every man on the planet feels the same way.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Right. You know, I think in this topic, if you did a survey, I think it'd be maybe 50-50 people if they find it hot or not. Maybe you can put on it. Why don't we start? Let's listen to our listeners. Feedback at sexwithm.ly.com. Do you find female ejaculation hot or not? Great question, menace.
Starting point is 00:37:24 I mean, I think not people. I'm actually putting another survey on my site. I think a lot of people are going to put in the effort of sending in an email is going to think it's hot, but I think if you put it, you're already trying to defend yourself because you're going to lose. I will, I think in an email, in an email sense, I believe that yeah, I probably would lose, but I believe if you actually just put a survey on sexwithamely.com, it would be 50-50. Because people are kind of lazy these days. I admit it, I put off days to write a freaking email.
Starting point is 00:37:55 So I'm sure whoever's gonna write emails, we'd passionate saying that they like it. That's all I'm saying. Okay. Put it on Facebook, put it on Facebook. Put it on Facebook. I don't think I could kick off Facebook for talking about female declaration. I'm serious. I had kicked off once before.
Starting point is 00:38:13 My fan page, my sex with Emily Page, which you should all motherfuckers go like it now. Sorry. I don't swear, but like if you're listening to my show, you can at least do as good a Facebook and be like, oh, I like her. And I give you interesting tidbits on Facebook that will change your sex life So why I do that because you know you're on Facebook all day long anyway
Starting point is 00:38:29 Yeah, that's what I say about that. Okay, so wait Well, you just say and finally on Twitter is sex with Emily and menace is menace all an Instagram and Twitter and Facebook He's just menace and he's amazing. Yeah Menace I got a quick question for you. Yeah, go for it. What did you think about when Instagram is where menace is king? Yeah. Um, okay, if you, let's say you don't want to orgasm when you're in bed with your, when
Starting point is 00:39:01 you're having sex and you want to think of something. You know, every guy like has the thing that he thinks about, like his third grade teacher with the mole or whatever? What do you think about? To make me not, not orgasm. There's nothing that I can think about that would not make me because you just, no matter how much you try to put out of your mind, you just can't. So you got to change position. You have to break for a second and change position. Okay. Got it. I'm just curious because a lot of guys think of something.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Yeah. I mean, people will try that method, but I think there's like, what? You tried to think about it, try not to think about, oh, I'm thinking about it, and then it's over, you know? Yeah. That's true, too. But Yeah, that's true too. But a lot of guys have the power to do that, but I was asking because we're actually doing a survey on our site about the length of sex.
Starting point is 00:39:51 It's not up yet, but it will be soon like, like, do you think sex lasts too long, too short, what would you like your partner to do more of all this stuff? Because I want to tell everyone if you feel like you don't last long enough, we have a whole new blog on this that you can check out and sex with Emily dot com But also a lot of guys want to know like how do I last longer and we and there's this new FDA approved Decentitizing spray I can send you some menace called pro-messant and That's PRM and ESC and T S C E and T you can check out our website And it's a desensitizing spray that you put on your penis. It does not transfer to her.
Starting point is 00:40:26 Her vagina will knock it numb. And men don't have orgasms just quickly. So it's really cool, but we want to find out more about facts about like, I just want to know about people's sex life who listen to the show. And so I have some really interesting questions to ask you. So check it out on our website. Men is, I'm going to climb to San Francisco,
Starting point is 00:40:43 I think in a few weeks. And I'd love to like hang out and do fun stuff. Yeah, that'd be cool. I like doing the shows when we're face to face. It's a lot easier and I know I miss you so much. And it's really been great to talk to you today. You too. And I always love you.
Starting point is 00:41:00 I know anything else I need to know in the world. No, no, this is it. Download Stitcher. It's holy for free. I'm at the stitcher suit. Oh my god obsessed You can just type in sex and sex to only pop up you can check it out on your desktop your tablet Your card your card. No, I listen to it when I'm driving now on my cell phone I'm just like stitcher and then I search for all these different podcasts, which is actually I just listen to ours because I never have, ever in eight years, listen to it. But no, we sound good.
Starting point is 00:41:30 And I listened to a few more. But yeah, it's any, like how many pocketed, I think, 10,000, right? 20,000, a million? There's about 18,000, I believe right now. Anywhere between 20 and 18. But the, there's another thing too, If you want to hear me talk, I rarely do it like maybe once every four months, but there is a there's a thing on there. If you if you
Starting point is 00:41:54 search stitcher presents, I'll like interview random people on there. But it's not. Yeah, but it's not about sex it's just about it doesn't have to be about sex anything about like about dot coms to radio DJs to musicians and stuff like that but I don't do it that often okay but you will you'll get an alert when it's updated so just add it to your playlist that is a draw though yeah to listen to you men is more often I know which we don't get to. Anyway, well I hope everyone has a lovely week and enjoying your summer. And I love you Menace. Alright, I love you too and we will have even more shows, two days a week, right? Yeah, more shows, two days a week baby.
Starting point is 00:42:39 That's what we're doing. Sounds good. Okay, thanks everyone for listening to Sex with Emily. Was it good for you? Email me. Feedback at sexwithamlee.com. Okay, thanks everyone for listening to Sex with Emily. Was it good for you?
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