Sex With Emily - SWE: First Date Experience

Episode Date: January 6, 2012

Emily gives tips on first date etiquette and the art of eye contact. Virginity, bad teeth, and men scratching down there on dates. Does having gay fantasies make you gay and where is the G-spot? Emily gives tips for having a great first date and describes how to present yourself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy, happy New Year. We can still say happy New Year, right? On the fourth, you have F. I mean, it's cool. It's like a new exciting time. Today's show, we're going to be talking about the first date experience. What happens on the first date? What you should talk about, what you shouldn't talk about, what you should do. I appreciate everyone for answering our survey. We have a 10 question survey. Super easy. Take you two seconds.

Go to my Facebook page, sex with Emily and the survey link is there. And it just happens. We want to know in the new year, what topics do you want to hear more about? What do you like? What don't you like about the show? We would so appreciate your feedback until you three minutes answer. Maybe two. I don't know. Oh, no, that's way too long. Three minutes. Whatever. You can do it. And so a lot of people talked about dating. They want more dating for states. Bob and Loss. We're going to do that today. And also, I'm giving away a few copies of my new book, Hot Sex Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight. And I wanna know why you think you need a copy of this book.

Why do you think this book will help you? Email me feedback at sexelmy.com and we'll be picking out some winners next week. And so we've got that. I'm here with Menace, Per usual, what's going on? Hi, how you doing? I'm great, how are you? I'm good, actually remind me, I'm gonna send you something for the show tomorrow

It's Eight things that guys do with their body language that turns women off. Oh, yeah, yeah, turns women off. Yeah, so like What's one of them? What's one of them? Honestly, I haven't I just I just came up with the list I didn't get a chance to go I could think of anything Guys you scratched their balls too much. The really guys really do that know. Yeah, they do. When they're on a date with you.

No, I don't know. There's body language stuff that they do that's bad. I'm trying to think. Sometimes you don't know what to do with your hands. You're like, there's a lot of nervous guy. Put their hands in their pockets in a weird way. And bad posture. You just always stand up straight.

I try to do that. Just now I was slouching. You got to go like this. Stand up straight. Be confident. Walk into a room. Don't look down. Look up. Make eye contact. Yeah, too. But the only thing is like when they're talking, I'm making too much eye contact. You know, like when they talk for a really long time and all I'm doing is staring at them, I feel weird out. Yeah. I know what you mean. It can be a little creepy. It's eye contact is a whole art. Yeah. Because you do it sometimes like like I'm not looking at you, but I gotta be like, oh yeah, look away. But um, but then there's those guys you go out with who never make eye contact. Are people in life who don't make eye contact? Is so frustrating and annoying and it's a side of security. I don't like making eye contact. Oh, that's your problem. You need to make eye contact.

It's a cure about it. You make eye contact. Yeah, but you have made it too. Yeah, I rather like not look at you. I just looked away when you said that. You don't wanna look at me when you talk. That's so nice. I look at you the whole friggin' show. And I know. I stare at you.

Yeah. Don't I? Yeah. Doesn't make you a freak you out. Yeah, see now I don't wanna do it the whole time. And now I'm touching my face. Yeah, don't do that. That's one of the things not to do.

Don't touch your face so much. I wanna read your article. You should tell me. I can't do face. Yeah, don't do that. That's one of the things not to do. Don't touch your face so much. I want to read your article. You should tell me. I can't do anything. I know. I have to stand here like a freaking mannequin. It's not good. I get to stare into your beautiful eyes. I'll do you.

Yeah, and we've also got a poll on the site. We'll be reading the results, I think, tomorrow. What do you want to accomplish in the bedroom in 2012? Would you like a threesome? Would you like to try a new sex toy? Would you like to get tiedesome? Would you like to try a new sex toy? Would you like to get tied up? Maybe you whip too. Would you like to try mutual masturbation or other? Let us know feedback Dude you've never even had a threesome. Start with that. Effort dude. Effort just bring it. It's a new year 2012

Yeah, okay, I'm trying to think where I'd like to try. I've tried all these girls. The only three other girls. Oh, yeah Good luck to that. Maybe you could go to a brothel, only three other girls. Oh, yeah, good luck to that. Maybe you could go to a brothel or something down the street. How are you gonna find them? I mean, I know you've got a lot of babes that, there's girls that come to my house. They want, they want, the menace. They, yeah, they want a piece.

They want a piece of it. And you know, we've been talking a lot today in the office about Valentine's Day, because it's coming up. Oh, my favorite. I know. So we are going to be doing some fun stuff for Valentine's Day because it's coming up. Hold my favorite. I know. So we are going to be doing some fun stuff for Valentine's Day coming up.

So I just everyone stay tuned. We're going to be giving you good tips. We're going to be doing a lot of giveaways, some massive packages for people, gift baskets of really cool shit. That's cool. Yeah. And I'm not being sarcastic about Valentine's Day because I know it's guys dread it. Well, the only thing is my my mom was a florist,

my entire life, so it's like one of the biggest, it's like Christmas, one of the biggest things. Yeah, I'm sure. So she would like totally hook me up. Like I was the biggest pamphlet in high school when I was like a freshman, because she just gave me like bags and bags of like single roses,

and I would just give them out to all the chicks. Did you? That's so sweet. Would you write little notes and stuff or you just hand it to all the chicks. Did you? That's so sweet. Would you write little notes and stuff for you just hand it to me? I was like, no, here, here, hell, there you go. Have a good day. Because we had this thing in high school where you could buy a rose for a dollar and then you could write a note and send it.

It was like a fun raising thing. Did they do that in your school? No, it was like really, it was like cards. You just like, you got the little cards. The cards. So there was no like flowers attached. So that's, it was a big deal. Like I brought flowers.

Oh, that's so sweet. One, one year I took a girl. You don't bring me flowers anymore? No. No. Any more, you know that song? Yeah, you don't. Okay.

Yeah, yeah. But one time I did take a girlfriend in New York for Valentine's Day. That's nice. It's a really nice thing. I mean, I'm not a huge in New York Valentine's Day. That's nice. That's a really nice thing. I mean, I'm not a huge like, oh, we gotta go all out and go to dinner and do the traditional things for Valentine's Day because I think it's kind of cliche, no. I'm not into that.

But I even think if you're single on Valentine's Day, you should do something for yourself. Do something that makes you feel good. There's a ton of horny chicks out there that just want to get down to pound town on Valentine's Day because they're, you know, they're lonely. They want to get down to pound town. That's hilarious. No, but I mean, even if you're lonely and you don't want to get down to pound town, you might still want to just like, buy yourself a new sex toy, do something that makes you feel

good about yourself. It's all about yourself love, love yourself, meet your mastermate, which is sex with someone you love. So that's what we're talking about this month. We've make me master bait, which is sex with someone you love So that's what we talking about this month We've got a lot of fun shows coming up and it's very exciting. So if you are looking to buy anything now We recommend that you go to Jimmy Jane because we love their toys We did a whole toy show yesterday. I'm honest. We missed you. You would have loved it There was toys everywhere and if you can put it Emily I'm really sure I appreciate it. I know Emily 25 it check out and you get $25 off purchases

of over $100. So you got to check that out and then we're trying to think what else that's off. What else with you? What else is with me? Just came back into the group. I know it's kind of intense week right? Because everyone's like been like, oh, we'll do it within the new year. We'll do it within the new year. We'll do it within the new year. And now it's the friggin' new year. And you got a lot of stuff to do. Yeah, but it's so sweet.

So people are taking time off, like I have other radio DJ friends, like they don't even get back on air till next week. Really? So it's like kind of frustrating, because I'm like, dude, I need to, I need to, I need to start working. I know, and you didn't even barely,

you barely got a break. Yeah, and I like handle a lot of online for the company I work for and no one's back So there's like no stories going on no like sex scandals or like anything like pop culture that's like gonna drive like Internet traffic so I'm like I'm struggling man. There's nothing even going on in the world right now I mean nothing like to craze. Yeah, I've got some sex in the news coming up. Nothing great, nothing even I knew and exciting. We couldn't find that much, but. Yeah, I mean, you know, Katy Perry, Russell Brand, breaking up, you know, everyone's.

Everyone saw that coming. But yeah, nothing like two extreme is going on. I know, it's a bummer. We got to shake things up. It sucks. Because everyone's like new year, they're new healthy, they're not doing anything stupid. Well, luckily, like all the reality shows are coming back.

So that's when do they all start again? They just started like this week. Do they all started the same week? No, like slowly. Right. I watched Brad Brad world. Oh, what'd you think? I liked it.

Yeah. Yeah, you can tell like because he's been in a relationship for 10 years. Right. And he's the Rachel Zoe protege Jey who got his own spin off. Yeah, he has his own spin off and now he, you know, styles for, you know, other, like, fantasy. So that's. And, yeah, he's been in a relationship for 10 years and it's kind of, it's kind of funny

watching, watching their relationship. It's a good thing. It's more about that than it is about him styling. No, no, it's, it's, it's both. Okay. It's about, because his, his, about, because his significant other is a writer. Right. And so he has a totally different lifestyle than him.

Right. Because he's all about fashion and being in the fashion world and he's just like, you know, a sitcom writer and he does kind of... I want to check it out. I, uh, DV art it. Okay, cool. Yeah, isn't that good, because I learned how to work it.

So that's really good. Yeah, my TV, I actually come home now and turn the Okay cool. Yeah, isn't that good because I learned how to work it. So that's really good. Yeah, my TV I actually come home now and turn the TV on. Yeah, my whole life is changed. Oh, so I Had lunch yesterday with three women And should have them have the force them with you. No, okay. Sorry. Go ahead. Yeah, they're all over 40 and one of them had the same All right, go ahead. Yeah, they're all over 40. And one of them had the same ideals as you about, I don't think you can be with one person

for your entire life. And I believe that, you know, not one person is just meant for somebody and all this stuff. I love her. Oh my God. I swear you guys are a separate at birth because you live in the same area, everything.

Do I know her? Does she know me? I don't know if you know her. Okay. We'll talk about it off-line. Yeah. Yeah, I think you would you would love her Okay, she totally agreed with everything you say. It's not that I don't think that finding one person for the rest of your life is a Good thing for a lot of people, but for me. I'm not sure I might find someone for 10 years 20 years 30 years But no one you don't know that anyone is there for the rest of your life. And to say to death, through as part, is BS. I think you should just strict that from your wedding ceremony. And she asked me how I felt.

And I said, well, I rather give the traditional root a try first, before I start thinking about. Yeah. And I should give it a try if I find someone. I mean, I've been dating. I've been dating. So I've been dating this guy and he's got a birthday tomorrow. And it just was Christmas. So now I'm like, gotta get a birthday present.

I don't know what the hell. I hate it. I hate buying people gifts. I don't, I love. Because you're cheap. No, no, that came out so wrong. I love buying people gifts. In fact, it makes me, I'd rather get give than receive,

truly, truly, truly. But when it's like a guy, like it's hard, cause you, what do you, you know, like they don't, yeah, I'm not a kid. It's just harder for dudes. I'm not cheap either. No, I know, I'm not cheap. I just don't know what to get on.

I'm like, ugh, there's like so many, he like, I tried to, I don't know. I don't, I was thinking clothes, but like that's the personal thing. And that's, I've been sucks too, because the right next to Christmas, and then- Exactly, I just got on a Christmas present for Christ's sake.

Christmas in the new years, and then somebody that, because it's funny, because I have three friends that have birthdays right after new years. I'm like, Jesus, man. I know, I'm tapped out. Yeah, I know. I'm like, I've gone places, I gotta think about me. Exactly, enough about you, and not exactly, I totally. I know it's gone places I got to think about me exactly enough about you and I exactly

I know it's your birthday But Jesus age can you just recognize that it was just Christmas? What's the best? Have you ever gotten like a really good present from someone girlfriend? Yeah, what'd you get? Oh, I got like a ton of stuff when you're like PlayStation iPhone and oh my god. Why'd you dump her? I don't know I shouldn't. No, I want, if someone bought me an iPhone and a PlayStation, we'd still be together. Yeah, no, I don't know.

Exactly, I'm easy. She was really cool. We're still friends, it's just. You still bone from time to time? No, no, we don't bone. She has a new boyfriend now. But, um, I, yeah, she just, she just, yeah.

She wanted it to like go out and party all the time. I just can't get out of time. Right, that's hard. The only you get, you're like, are you still partying every night? That's not interesting. Yeah. Right. You don't want to be the old guy in the club.

You never want to be, that's so funny. My ex, my ex from LA, the used car salesman that you talk about. He's not really a used car salesman. But apparently he looks like one. He's always like, I don't want to be that guy. I'm like, dude, you are that guy. In fact, you are so that guy that I'm frightened for you.

He lives in West Hollywood. He's always at the clubs. I'm like, you, you are that guy. In fact, you are so that guy that I'm frightened for you. He lives in West Hollywood. He's always at the clubs and you're the old guy. You're the old guy in the club. For sure. You're the creep. So. If you're past 30, you can't be in the club. You can't be in the club.

I'm sorry. I know. I'm like, you are old and he's like, graying and I'm like, it's not pretty. And he's like, picking up on 22 year olds. And it's not a good thing. You're in Vegas, even Vegas. You look like the old guy in Vegas.

Yeah, you look like the old guy in Vegas totally. I don't know if we should go to Vegas now. Why? Because I'll be like the You're in Vegas, even Vegas. You look like the old guy. You look like the old guy. Vegas, totally. I don't know if we should go to Vegas now. Why? Because I'll be like the old girl in the club. No. No, you're right. I don't come across that way. I'm not creepy.

So, oh, yeah. Did you find us a sponsor? Someone called. No, someone emailed us. Actually, one of our listeners heard us talking yesterday and said that we could say in his room. I don't really know who he is. I got to read the email more closely.

But, yeah, I'm sure we could hook it up. We want, menace and I want to go to Vegas. We want some in the sponsor us. We'll do shows from there. It's the CES, Computer Electronics Show and the AVN Show, adult video. We still got time. What is it?

It's the fifth. We got what, 10 days, right? Yeah, and is it the fifth? It's the 10th to the... Oh, it's the 10th? the oh it's a 10 oh the 12 I don't know where we should go You and I and Vegas would be killer. I bet I went every year going But hit up one of your rich x's and saying like well, I don't know talk about whatever

Yeah, I'm sorry dump you and I don't give you blood jobs anymore But would you mind funding my trip to Vegas? That would be awesome. This other guy that I'm exactly I'll find it. I'll make it work if you think we're all right. Exactly. I'll find it. I'll make it work. If you really think you can make it work, I'll make it work. Oh, it totally go. Okay. Cool.

We'll do it. I'm into last minute trips. Me too. Like you went to the Q and T last minute. I love it. And Vegas is so fun and I haven't been a while now, but I'll be the chick in the bar. That's fine. Okay.

We got some sex in the news. Not a ton because like we said, and our last celebrity is happening on and whatever, but Chaz Bono is saving up for his official sex change. Oh man. So he's revealed that he's saved enough money and will undergo a sex change procedure because up until now, Chaz Bono, as a woman, was taking all the pills to start the surgery.

But now after proposing to his long-time girlfriend on the own network, the Oprah network, being chas, you know, it's a show called being chas, the couple broke up recently. So he proposed and then they broke up. And they've been together for like five years. But really like you're dating a woman who all the sun has no boobs and is like,

gonna get a penis or whatever, like that's just bizarre. Oh, you think because? Yeah, he's being a woman. He poses, he's becoming a man. Oh, no, was he a lesbian? Wait, I don't get it. Was he, was he gay? Because he's becoming a man, right?

Yeah. He, she, she is becoming a man. So the significant other you think was just attracted to women and now? Maybe, but whatever it is, it's the whole, you're changing the whole thing. It's not like a haircut. It's like, I'm getting my dick cut off or getting my dick added.

So that's how that Britney Spears got engaged over the holiday. Oh, yeah. To her boyfriend, Jason, Trawick, what? Yeah, keep it going. Have a good time. According to a close source, she wants a traditional southern style wedding with comfort food, Serena by her family. Her two sons and Oliver, childhood friends, as opposed to a Hollywood wedding.

She's taking marriage. Very serious to this time. She's really turned her life around. comfort food, serene of our family, her two sons and Oliver childhood friends as opposed to a Hollywood wedding. She's taking marriage very seriously this time. She's really turned her life around. She has. Don't you think? Make sure she's shaving her head and like going crazy. Yeah, but she's still I'm sure. I'm sure.

But he's like a good guy like Jason, he's an agent. And my agency actually didn't like he's cool. Cool. Yeah, but what you're just say you were gonna add something So I don't know if you have this else else in the news about Justin Timberlake Apparently Justin Timberlake got engaged got engaged. Did you hear about that? I heard yeah, but I heard it wasn't the conclusive so he did get engaged for sure Well, they haven't no they haven't locked it down as it they've been together like four years

Yeah, but the news breaks Yeah, and check this out and people are saying that she did this to show up because the news is just going crazy Right, porous say you know JT that's JT the man Right, I love him. There's they're saying That Britney Spears tweeted out because she hasn't showed her engagement ring at all that she posted her engagement ring on Facebook to make the news go crazy about her to outshine Justin Timberlake's engagement or it might just be a coincidence that it happened. Oh, because they dated years ago, but I think that they those are first love. She lost her Virginia to JT.

Yeah. So they say, but then they said that she didn't really lose her Virginia. I mean, that was a lie. Really? I think so. They hooked up super young. Oh, maybe. I don't know.

I remember that was years ago. So you think she still has a thing for him and she's trying to like, I would shine him and all that? Then they get along. I don't know. Maybe I could see that. I could totally see that happening. Yeah.

I don't know. That's what people are saying. It just happened to be on the same guy. I'm just happy she found a nice guy who like she can trust and she's not shaving her head anymore and all that crazy stuff. Yeah. And did you know who Justin Timberlake used to date when she was like 22 and he was like 15?

Who? And they say, you don't know? I feel like I've heard this, but I don't remember who was. Fergie. Oh, it was. Fergie. Oh, no way. Fergie was like totally hooking up with him. No way. Yeah.

Wow. I think I did hear that before, but I remember hearing that he was dating someone older like a woman. Yeah. Oh, that's crazy. I didn't know that. Yeah. What else do you know?

They said that he losses Virginia to her. Hmm. What do you think of Fergie? I like Fergie. I think she's talented. I think she's hot. I think that she's attractive. Right. She's moments. Okay. Oh, she has moments.

She's moments of being attractive. No, she's cute. She definitely has. I mean, come on. She's celebrity, whatever. My assistant got in so much trouble today. Why? With women online, she posted. She posted the top 10, no, no, top 20 butter faces. Like, so she picked 20 women and put,

and you know who the number one is, is Sarah Jessica Parker. Really? She always back. What does butter fight mean just to Ali? Butterface. Everything looks good but her face How do you never heard of that I know her term has been around for like 20 years but her face I love it

Everything was good. So who else is on there just oh my god. I can probably I can pull it up. It's so bad Sarah just the packers pretty. Why isn't think so? Because women think she's pretty. Because she dresses nice. Right, right. Close, make the woman. There's a website called Sarah Jessica Barker looks like a horse and then they take pictures of horses and her face. No, that's so mean.

That's very mean. That's mean. I don't condone. You're like, I don't condone it, but I go there every single day. Yeah, but somebody's going to make, you know, a butterfly. Who else is a Butterface? No, it's like a panda dot com or some crab like that. You do look like a panda.

Yeah, I gotta work out. I have to know. I didn't mean that. I just mean you're cute and cuddly. Oh, thank you. Yeah, if you go to white menace dot com, you can see, you can see the list, but yeah, Butterface.

Oh, that's mean. I would never, if I was in that list. Yeah, when you would totally look at the list, totally, I want you to look at it now. Jesus. I'm looking. Yeah. I don't even know half these people, but I feel bad. And then they they put, I thought you would be Julia Lewis. She's like, I think she's cute. Yeah. She called her a butter face. She just made it up here. And she just went through women and trashed them. Yeah. That's not good for woman kind.

I know women are pissed. They're commenting like crazy like how upset they were. She posted on Facebook or on your website. She posted on my blog. I got to think about your name on it. That's so funny. I don't know. It's just like, okay.

Okay, who else? Women in trash. Okay. Mina driver. Mini driver. Mini driver. She's pretty. It's just like okay. Okay, who else? Women in trash, okay, uh, Meena Driver. Mini Driver. Mini Driver. She's pretty. Uh, her face is kinda.

Okay, who else? I don't know, just. Mini Driver's pretty. I mean, just been around in years. It's funny because women bag on other women's looks all the time. Yeah, but we don't want you to. They don't, I don't.

And if a guy bag, oh my god. You're sexist. Oh, you're you're the worst person on the planet and all that kind of stuff, right? I don't know. I think Julia Lewis is cool. I do too. Yeah So I'm gonna be like super sexy because they have like nice body and style and clothes can make the woman Terri is not cute. She's fucking busted and she's a bitch. Is she? Great body and style and clothes can make the woman Terri is not cute. She's fucking busted and she's a bitch. Is she yeah, I've met her before she's she's not that cool and she's kind of messed up, right? Okay, we got she's weathered because she partied her ass off people if you're listening to your 20s all gonna catch up to you Seriously like exercise you got to water and stay off those drugs. Checkuk-kid. Oh my gosh, she put Kate Moss. Kate Moss is pretty.

Yeah. You don't think so? No, no, I think she's hot. She just, you know, she kind of has a little bit of a snaggle tooth, but that's it. A snaggle tooth? Like, am I teaching you like, I've heard of snaggle tooth,

but I think it's like a messed up tooth. Like her tooth is a little messed up That's probably my So hot I know she makes more money than any model even after her cocaine scandal She made so much money. Yeah, I got to check my assistant for her. I got to do a drug test on her See why no, I'm just saying for the people that she chose right that's funny. She and drugs are what? Okay, we can get to some emails all right we'd like people to email me feedback at sexwithemily.com anytime you would like to and if you're friends with

benefits member I just want to say that we really appreciate people become friends about if it's members it's 4.95 a month it's like like what is that like five cents a day we figured out a while ago it's nothing It supports the show. We do four shows a week. And we have a whole new friends that benefits program happening in the new year that you'll be very happy about. And so thanks for emailing me at feedback at sexbe only.com. It's sexbe only.com.

There's also an ask Emily page, whatever icon that you could click on and email through there. So this is from a 22 year old virgin. 22 year old virgin guy here, never even kissed, dated, or had any romantic relationships, probably because I was brought up in a very conservative society.

But being a male, I have a raging hormones, which makes me conflicted between a managing myself and a meeting from relationship or just a physical one. Question, where do I get started? This is from Madhu, he's in Corpus Christi, Corpus Christi, Corpus Christi, Texas. All right. Okay, so you're a virgin, and I would say,

first of all, no big deal. Like, there's a lot of people who lose a virgin any later in life, so I think that one thing is virgin is like being, when you're older and you're a virgin, like is your little above the age that people most people lose their virginity? I think that you create this whole thing about sex

and you elevate the sex to a whole new level. Like I've got to be perfect and it's got to be this whole thing. So I would just try to be kind to yourself and try to just say it's fine. So I'm still virgin. I've got a whole life of sex ahead of me. So don't make it this whole stigma that you should already be knowing all these other things and that you that everyone else knows

what they're doing and you don't. I don't think that's true at all. So I would say where do you get started? I would just start dating. I would just mean you do practice by doing. None of us know how to do anything. You can't watch a movie on it. You can't whatever. And I would just get started with talking to women. Like this is what we say in the show. It's for people, even if people like can't find dates or whatever, we always say just like practice talking to women. Because there's a lot of fear that men have or rejection with women. Say hi to the women you see walking down the street, that old woman on the bus, the woman who serves

your coffee, whatever it is, get comfortable with women. And just talking to them and starting the banter. I mean, think about how you talk to your friends, talk to a woman the same way. I mean, like, just in your comfort and your comfortable, happy place. And then you'll start finding that there'll be more women that you're comfortable with. And that could lead to the kissing

and then the sex eventually. But I would just take away all the stigmas and all the things you're painting yourself with. Like, I'm a virgin, not a big deal. Don't trip on it. Yeah, you know where I get a lot of practice talking to women, you'll not believe it. It's calling customer service. Every time I get like a woman on the line, I say, Hey, how you doing today?

Oh, how is it there? And then that's a good idea. Busting out some jokes. Because at least you're not, you know, that's a good start. You're not face to face. You won't be nervous. Just say whatever who cares. It's true. Just start practicing being grandma and that's a good start. You're not face to face. You won't be nervous. Just say whatever, who cares? It's true. Just start practicing being grandma, and that's a good point.

Customers are supposed to be so though, I hate calling customers are supposed to be. So many women on customer service want to have sex with me by the end of the phone call. I'll bet they do, honey, and then what if it's not picture of you? Oh my God. They don't want to jump through the phone

and give me that. You're going to get your rebate or whatever you're calling for, no problem. I get what I want. But I would just say, again, where you could start it, you could also start dating online, where you could start it, me, you could also start dating online, where you could just use your words,

you could start writing profiles, start meeting women for coffee. I mean, I would start, so don't think it has to move right into sex. Start dating, start going, they can say going for coffee, going for walks, long walks on the beach, or whatever, going to museums, do whatever, and just start hanging out with women.

Like, don't even make it about sex. Like, start making some female friends. Slowly start and then build from there. But don't make it like you got a good school jump on the sack now and something's wrong with you because nothing is wrong with you. 22 year old virgin. Thanks for writing.

Okay. Have you ever watched the 40 year old virgin? Yes, I've seen that movie a bunch. Very funny. And she gets a hot wood chick, Catherine Keener. I mean, come on. It's a movie. She's kind of a Butterface. She's not a hot, which I, Catherine Keener, mean, come on. It's a movie. She's kind of a Butterface.

She's not a Butterface. Yeah, she's pretty. I think she's got a super cool vibe. I think she's got a great look. You're like, right, in other words, Butterface. No, she's pretty, I like her. She might need to fix the gap in her teeth. The gap in her teeth is what makes her sexy.

Like Madonna has a gap in her teeth. I don't think Madonna sexy I've never thought she was sexy ever. I know, but it's like her look. It's like a characteristic It's like something that's like a little different We got over on original things Mmm, it was so funny one time not funny. Why am I why are we begging on people's looks? I don't know I'm like hey, that's so not who we are, but go ahead This is one time it was so funny. I was with my buddy or at a club and we,

we see one of our other friends, we start talking to him and he had two girls with them. And I'm like, wow, these girls are really hot. And then one, one of the girls opened her mouth and she had like the biggest gap ever. Okay. And it wasn't a hot gap. It was not. And you were done game over. Yeah, I mean, I guess people can do the, I don't know. You're right, I did date someone recently, I got fixed on a date and I couldn't get over his teeth.

Yeah, I couldn't get over like this. Maybe I have bad teeth and I apologize, like sometimes you can't, there's nothing you can do with it. Yeah, it's expensive to get an expensive, right? And but I would just save all my money and just hold on. Save all my money and work on my teeth.

Because even if you're out of shape and you have a nice set of teeth, you can get laid. I know, it's true, because when you mess up teeth, it's like we're thinking about kissing you, the whole thing. So, but it's funny because this guy that I went out with who had the bad teeth actually told me, nothing ever happened, but he's like,

oh yeah, I'm going to get my teeth fixed over the holidays. It's because he knew. Yeah, he knew. Do you think you need it's a bummer your whole life? You're like I got bad teeth. So I got a little gap because I didn't wear my retainer. retainer. I never noticed you have a gap because you don't smile enough. Yeah, I freak out about it all. You do. It's cute. Let me see it. Oh, yeah, get it. It's a line and wherever it works, my brother had it, but you you don't need it I never even noticed your gap and I've known you for a long time. Does it bother you? It does bother me Really, I think it's so cute. I love your gap. I think you got embrace your gap All right, okay next email g-spot After 28 years of marriage try to get that woman to let me find her G-spot. Whenever I try to get my fingers inside, she stops me.

The way you think she acts, you think I was trying to steal her pot of gold. Keep up the great work, Rick and Marilyn. Well, that's her own problem. No, yeah, that is her own problem. The G-spot is the bean. So anyway, if you want to know how to find the G-spot, the G-spot, I don't know why, maybe it doesn't feel very good for her when you're singing your fingers up there. But the best way to find the jea spot is through your fingers, either she could use your fingers or you could use your fingers. But it's that bean shape spongy

tissue that's above the, it's about the size of a quarter and it feels rougher to the touch than the surrounding tissue. Some say it feels like an apricot pit. It's located about one to two inches back from the vaginal opening inside the front vaginal wall, and the front of the wall, the front wall is the wall of the vagina on the same side as her belly button. So does that make sense? And you do this come hear their motion, you stick your fingers inside,

and it's like up against where the belly button is, but lower, but like that same side, if that makes sense. So I don't know why she does that. 20 years of marriage, you think she'd be like, do whatever. But if you find your G-spot, the Holy Grail, that would be amazing. I mean, that would be, I think she should let you do it.

Yeah, maybe, what, it's weird for me to say this, but maybe... Sex toy. Sex toy. Oh, God, you took it right out of my mouth. I knew it. I can't believe it, but there are, and just so you know that Rick there are a lot of Sex toys just for the g-spot. Do you work on machinery?

Maybe have like dirty hands and choose a phrase. Yeah, maybe wash your hands first for sure Wash your hands first dig in your fingers up anything But um the if you go to adameneave.com you just keep on code Emily at checkout and you get 50% off most items You get the Kim Kardashian DVD sex tape DVD and you can just go on to Adam and Eve and Google or search by G-Spot Vibitors. And there are vibrators that have a little curve at the top that are just for the G-Spot. And there's a G-Spot book, G-Spot Handbook. There's a bunch of G-Spot stuff. So good luck to you.

Okay. And finding that. And finding that G-Spot. I wish you luck. God's beat. Gay sex. Just wanted to send you an email. I just recently started downloading your podcasts, which I think are great, by the way. I do have a question though. I write a lot of erotic stories and a lot of them have to do with forced sex fantasies, including some about forced gay sex. I'm a straight male, but when I masturbate, I find I get off a lot quicker if I think about being ravaged by a group of men.

Does this mean I'm bi, gay or what? Again, I think your podcast is great. Steve, I don't think you're gay or buy or anything. I think it just means that that's what turns you on. A lot of people have fantasies, they don't define who they are. A lot of women have rape fantasies, a lot of women have whatever. But if don't define who they are. A lot of women have rape fantasies, a lot of women have whatever.

But if you really, if you want to know, I mean, I don't, so again, having the fantasies does not make you gay or buy or anything. You're still a straight male. But does it ever make you wonder, like, are you curious about maybe experimenting with men? Like, do you think that something you want to do, or is it like, no, it is only a fantasy I don't want to do it? So think about it more, like, really, truly, truly, you don't have to tell anyone, but do you think you might want to experiment with men?

But again, just because you have the fantasies, fantasies are not all fantasies are meant to become reality. In fact, a lot of people have crazy fantasies when they're masturbating that they never would want to come true, ever. But that's what you think about. So it doesn't make you anything. It just means you have an active imagination and you get yourself off. So good for you.

I wouldn't worry about it. That's what I got to say. Men think, men think about that all the time too. All the time. Yeah, I mean, don't you fantasize? And you're like, I don't know if I want that to happen, but I'll have a fantasy about it. Maybe like having sex with an ex. I'm like, I really want to want to have sex with an ex.

Right, but it was really good But it was really good because it's like too much drama attached Try to have sex with them when you're fantasizing you're just thinking about her vagina Yeah, and how good it was at that time right? But I know that she is attached to that vagina and it's right You can't just get the woman without the vagina. You can't get the vagina without the woman You can't just get the woman without the vagina. You can't get the vagina without the woman. Bummer. They have pocket vaginas. That might be good. They do have pocket vaginas. Yeah. What are you going to release your own line of pocket vaginas?

It's on the list for 2017. The Emily pocket vagina, I think, would be a huge seller. It would. I know. Okay. Well, let's move into our topic. Let's move into our important topic. What to talk about and what you shouldn't talk about on a first date. You should talk about X's and you should talk about splitting the bill and what else? You're so funny. First of all, first dates as we know can be very painful for some people. Some people are like agonizing over first. We get a lot of emails about first dates and in fact, in our survey that I want everyone to go fill out at my Facebook page, Sex Family, people worry about it.

Like, what do you do? What do you say? What's the right thing? You want to come off as witty, funny, and charming, but you never want to come off that you're trying too hard. Especially for women like the way we dress and whatever, we're like, oh, I want to look cute, but I don't want to look like I'm trying too hard.

So start by the day. I mean, first of all, I would say you always want to show that you are really happy. Even if you're not happy and you had a bad day, no one wants to go out with somebody like, hey, my boss, I hate my life. Like that stuff is just like boring. And I think if you don't know what to talk about, a great first date starter and I've had guys say this to me too, they're like, so how was your day? But you just go crazy. Yeah, this is this is this.

Yeah, and then they're like, oh, a few, she's talking, I'm talking. And then I usually don't stop talking for the rest of the night, but you could just say, like, how was your day? What did you do today? I mean, it's kind of a great way to be like, rather than be like, so tell me about your family tree.

I mean, just to say, like, how was your day? Is it a way to get very like intimate quickly and get to know, not intimate, but you get to know a lot about the person, what do they do, what's their day like? And ask them a lot of questions. We always know, you don't want to be the one who's dominating the conversation at the time.

You want to ask a lot of questions. You want to say, what time are you family then? You have to ask, wait, how's your day, how's your family, how's your life, what do you like, what do you do, where do you want to go on vacation next? Just to ask a lot of questions, you have to ask, wait until how's your day, how's your family, how's your life, what do you like, what do you do, where do you wanna go on vacation next? Just ask a lot of questions, you don't wanna be the one dominating

because I think I have nervousness, a lot of guys and women talk about themselves in a nervous way because they feel like they don't want to say so they default to that. People mostly talk with themselves. And everyone likes talking about themselves. People really like talking about themselves a lot. So I think if you're asking questions,

you are for sure gonna get, it's already, I'm gonna be off in a good start. Yeah, and the best conversation to have is you not saying I wouldn't hang in out with them. A girl told me that once. What do you mean? Don't be like I did this I did that. Oh I and sometimes it's hard for me because I want to keep the conversation going and they'll be talking about something. And I feel I relate to a story that's telling me.

And I really just go and say, oh, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, this, I, so right. And I just need a whole back. I, I'm just kidding. No, but it's true. It's true. Whenever people do that, and they try to turn the tables, the, and we do it to relate oftentimes.

But those people can also be seen as narcissists. If you, if there's people who to turn the tables. And we do it to relate oftentimes, but those people can also be seen as narcissists. If there's people who always turn the conversation back to them, oh, that happened to me once. And you're right, we're doing it from a full place of like, I want to connect with you, but let them finish their story. Like, don't jump in with your own story because it's actually not that interesting.

Think of how annoying it is when people do that. I think your bad girl was right. She's absolutely right. So just be, remember to be relaxed, be natural, and have fun. Again, in your mind, if you got to go to a place where you're like, I'm just like hanging out with my friends, like just try to get to that pure place where you feel you most yourself. Like I often do that. I think, oh, who am I most myself with? My family, I'm totally myself. When I'm in Michigan, I'm 100% Emily. There are certain girlfriends

that I'm with, they're guy friends where I'm completely myself. And if you can kind of like get into that place where you feel in your body, you close your eyes and you think, what does that feel like to be in that place with these friends or with your family and try to get into that vibe of you being that person that's the most comfortable, your most comfortable self. Okay, what you shouldn't talk about on the date,

your ex, number one is on the date, your ex. Number one is ex. Number one is ex. If you talk bad about them, it seems that you're not over them. If you talk about us, how awesome they are, it also seems like you're not over them. You probably cannot talk about a neutral way about your ex, so don't even try. And I don't think it's pertinent first date information. I don't think that we need to know anything about your ex.

I don't want to think about your ex. I don't want to, you don't want to hear about my acts. We just start to like trip, our mind trips, remember every detail. Don't bring up your past relationships in the first date. It's good to go out. It's good to talk about what you do for a living. That's important. But do not go on a rant about what you hate about your boss or your job. Again, all the negativity, I'm not saying that you need to pretend because we all have negative things in our life and things you want to complain about. But the first date, and that's an interest of fake it, but you just, that's not interesting to people. It's a complaining and the negativity. So just tell them what you do for living or whatever or don't get into the negative stuff, right? Because it's so boring.

And then you just think this person's like a victim. And I know it's hard to keep the conversation going when you're not talking about yourself because I'm so interesting. You know, so it's really hard for me not just to talk about myself. I know. I like, you're so boring. I know that if I talk right now, you'll be floored and I'm so interested. Yeah.

Yeah. You've been in a first date. I know. You've been in a first state. I know. I know. You've been in the first state in a while. Have you? No, no. But I'm really good at conversating, I think. Conversating?

Yeah, conversating. Conversating. Yeah. Um, I know there is like a few minutes of weirdness when I first hang out with somebody. OK. All right. Where do I right, where do I go? How do I do it?

I wanna be flying the wall with you on a date. Oh, I'm amazing. I'm so much fun. Yeah, the last time you were on a date was like 2006, but I'm sure you were amazing. I hang out with people all the time that can be considered dates. Right, I know you do.

But you just don't tell us about it, which is annoying. What? You just don't get enough information. No, you're not on a date, then you went on. I don't have one, really. But I will tell us about it, which is annoying. What? You just don't get enough information. The day that you went on. I have one, really. But I will tell you about it. OK, it's fine to talk about your aspirations and successes

in life and all that stuff, but don't boast and brag. So I think that something a huge turn off for me and for a lot of women, our men, I think, is when people feel that they need to brag, they need to drop names, they need to talk about their college GPA, their how much they make for living and that stuff to me at least is not I don't want to know that stuff because it just automatically feels like you're bragging and boasting and that's an attractive I remember a guy telling me

once like on the first day he was like yeah my my rolls Royce he's having his rolls Royce yeah so that problem parking it in the water I'm like check please joking no he wasn't he was like talking to his rolls Royce and he had nothing he was driving it or something he was rolls Royce and his driveway at home or something you knew that he was just saying that to impress me and I couldn't have been less impressed I couldn't have been more annoyed like I don't care the rolls Royce not gonna drop my drawers right now because you were rolls Royce I don't have been more annoyed. Like, I don't care the world's rise. Not gonna drop my drawers right now because you were a world's rise.

I don't give a shit. Okay. Bring it back, though. Bring it back. I totally hate it. And you brought this up where people cut you off when you're talking. I hate that.

I hate that too. I hate that. Although we do it all the time to each other. Yeah, yeah, but that's okay because we're doing a show. But if I'm in a setting where I'm trying to talk somebody and then they cut me off While I'm talking I totally just don't even I leave you mean in life or when you're dating immediately leave right? Yeah, and just like social circles and stuff like that one of them like at a bar with a bunch of people and I'm trying to talk

It's rude and they yeah, come me off. I'm just I'm done trying hard not to cut you off. Yeah and I'm trying to talk to them. It's rude. And they, yeah, come me off. I'm just, I'm done. I'm trying hard not to cut you off. Yeah. I'm like, wait, when can I talk? Yeah. Okay, don't use pet names right away. Don't say baby, honey, sweetie to anyone too soon. I have a hard time with this because I call everyone

honey, sweetie, and baby like all the time if they're gonna give me a couple of coffee things, sweetie. But it is a little weird on a first date. I don't do it on first dates. And I actually had an issue with a guy that I went out with on, it was our second date and he babed me. He prematurely babed me.

It was our second date and he buzzed my door. I have a buzzer on my power and building and I said, who is it? And he's like, hey babe, I'm downstairs. I'm like babe. Did you just prematurely babe me? Like that, we should still babe me. It's our second date

I'm not your babe. It really annoyed me. So don't use pet names too quickly. I usually call him shithead Hey bitch in a loving way. I don't call him bitch if there's a girl that I really like I don't call him bitch like my girlfriend. I won't call him a bitch at all on that You know matter no matter how Crazy of a fight we get into, I'll never call them bitch. Do you call them anything? Crazy? Yeah, crazy. They don't like that. No, we don't like being called crazy because we know we're crazy, so we don't need you to tell us. Yeah, but I really refrain from calling the bitch.

That's nice of you, honey. I'll call them a bitch like when they're not around. Of course. I think they you're like that bitch laugh. Thank God she walked out the door. But yeah, I think that's a good idea. And that's called bitch. Thanks, that's good. Okay, most people say that you should not debate politics and religion on the first day.

Of course, but if they're like crazy into that and you're not, then you should end it right there. Yeah, it's true. And politics and religion are so divisive and maybe you'll end up with a Republican if you're a Democrat, But if you start baiting it on the first date and they get into that all that stuff, you're just not going to be connecting on a different level. You're just going to be so strong out by the fact that they're a Republican or a Democrat or whatever it is. Yeah. Girls that try to talk politics to me. And me,

I just like, I just go with whatever like it doesn't matter what party it is right and That always gets me in trouble. Yeah, just be careful talking about this kind of thing I mean if we think in the first date, it's really about Showing who you are and and your personal like you know Just what you do every day what your job is what you like what turned you on and just in life and Tiger pal days in religion is much much more of an intellectual, you can have an intellectual conversation, but it's much more of a divisive thing. Talk about.

You think I was like Republican almost the way I talk sometimes? Really? Yeah. I can see that. Yeah. Hate hippies. But I'm not happy. Yeah, but I probably hate like some of your political views.

Yeah, maybe. We've never talked politics. No, but I'm not like some of your political views. Yeah, maybe we've never talked politics. No, but I'm not. Let's do it. I'm not Republican. No, we want to talk politics. What do you want? I just, I don't know. It's crazy.

I just want to talk about sex that I hate. I don't know. Crazy laws like in San Francisco. We've crazy laws like they've been happy meals and plastic bags. Yeah. I hate that kind of crap. I know. We don't.

America. If I want to blast it crap. I know. America. If I want a plastic bag, give it to me. Like, do you know that if you cannot get a plastic bag in the town, like to save your life, you can't get a plastic bag. Like, it's all paper bags because we outlawed plastic bags and happy meals. That's why I need liven in Chinatown because they don't care about the lot. No, I know. They just, they've plastic bags everywhere in Chinatown. They're like way, way, way, way. Yeah, it's the, yeah, exactly. Okay. Classic bags all day in Chinatown. It's so true. They always have their

plastic bags, but other places like Walgreens, wherever. Okay. And the next thing is, should you talk about sex on the first date? This is controversial. Many people say no, and it's too much too soon and might scare your date. What do you think about that? I think that sex on the first date, I mean, I don't think you should talk about what you like and what you don't like. I, on my first dates, I always talk about sex because it's my job and I'm not, I don't actually like it,

but it comes up all the time. I'll give you a sign to let you know if it's okay that you talk about sex on your first date. What, what's a sign? If you're at a bar, if you're drinking, you can talk about sex. That's fine. What are you gonna say about sex?

I mean, I'm saying, you already know the type of lady that you're with. Right. It's open for him that you can talk about sex, leaving. But don't do anything wrong. You're like, oh, this one time I had a three soul. No, a tight chick is gonna go to a bar on her first date. That's not true. If you used to, if I'm going out with a guy and he's like, let's go to a bar, I'd go to the bar. Yeah, but I'm just saying you are the type of chick that I can

talk about. But you think uptight women don't go to bars. I'm not uptight women don't go to bars on our first date. I don't think that's true. What if it's after dinner and you say, let's go to bar. Okay, then I'm telling you. I know you're saying it's kind of your litmus test for women. I'm telling you right now, it's fine. Does she smoke? You and the smokers. You use smokers. What do you think women were smokers?

Women who are smokers and with tattoos? Women that have tattoo, it can be separate. It can be separate or it can be the trifecta that they have all three. But the normal one thing is if they drink They're down if they have tattoos. They're down if they have if they smoke then they're down. There's three things down for what talking about sex down to get down Down to get down that night. Yeah, they're gonna be the one night wonder Well, no, you have a you have a larger chance of hooking up with them that night

But if you're if you're if you're hanging out with a girl that has one of those three characters, then you're going to sleep with her a lot faster than a girl that doesn't have those. Is this your own scientific study? It is fact. Really? It is fact. That is so interesting. I've expressed this to many people and they told me that you should post that on your Facebook page.

I want to know people like what you say. I think that's interesting my sponsors want to like me right now No, they wouldn't okay be careful don't do it. So I have no sponsors. You notice I get really raunchy and like filthy with my No, I'm a you're always raunchy and filthy. How can I tell the deaf? No, but I'm way more I'm worse when you know, I mean I've had these dates lately where Yeah, it's going in a bunch of blind dates a few weeks ago a bunch of not they weren't all blind, but they were just New dates new guys and the problem is I just wrote the book so they're like what's going on I heard you're a book hot sex. Oh, okay. What's it about? What's about hot sex? 200 things you can try tonight. So I know it's about pound town That's hilarious. So I know that I have to automatically go into sex and then they always ask me, are guys intimidated by you? Are you really

into sex or you whatever? So I actually have to, yeah, exactly. So I have to, I have to have to endure it during my first date all the time. But that's my life. I chose my career, no one had gone to my head and said, become a sex expert. Yeah, you should totally just like pick up on some dude at like 7-11 and then don't even tell them what you do to say you're a school teacher.

I actually don't. Exactly. I actually would like to not tell guys what I do right away, but it's hard if they, because everyone Googles everyone. But it would be great to not lead with I have a sex talk show. Like, I'm a school teacher. Can I pass for a school teacher or like a? Yeah, I can do a school teacher,

like kindergarten teacher or something like that. I love children. The same name is like Emily Doris or something. My name is Emily Doris. And this say later on say, oh, they heard you wrong. You know? Yeah, it's a good point. Emily Doris.

Because I don't want to lead with the sex thing because the guys are thinking, oh, she's talk about tattoo tramp stamp and whatever. Just stamp drinking and smoking. If you're a sex person, they think they're going to go to Pound Town too. Yes. I ain't going to Pound Town. How about, okay, this is where you're just, you're only halfway lying. All right. You can say that you're a teacher

because you are a teacher. I'm a teacher. I'm an educator. I'm an educator. I'm a mom an educator, right? Leave the sex part out. Leave the sex part out. You're an educator and your name is Emily Doris,

but they heard you wrong. So that's where you kinda got liable. That's good, thank you. I'm gonna do that next time I go on a date. What tune is we're in? Okay, everyone, that's what we got for you. Okay, that's good. Thank you. I'm going to do that next time I go on a date. But who knows when we're being? Okay, everyone. That's what we got for you today. It was quite entertaining.

I'll get you that eight things with a body language. But I don't want the butter face thing because I think that's just mean and wrong. Yeah, good. But I learned a lot of new terms today. I like pound town. Pound town, butter face and snaggle tooth. I've heard snaggle tooth. I just didn't think that Kate Moss had a Snaggletooth.

She wouldn't have made hundreds of millions of dollars with a ugly Snaggletooth. Well, it does make her hot. That's what's going on here. So, she's not a Butterface, but her face. hilarious. I didn't call her a Butterface. All right.

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