Sex With Emily - SWE: Freaky Friday

Episode Date: January 14, 2012

Emily and guest Jamye Waxman apply tingly stimulation cream and Menace wants to go to “pound town.” The three celebrate freaky Friday with some light talk on shock therapy electro sex, armpit hair and bondage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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that you might not have known about or maybe you did and you wanna to try and We have a special guest. One of my favorites. Jamie Waxman. Hi Jamie. Hi Emily. She's a co-author of our book hot sex as you know that we've been talking about and flashing to the screen here It's called hot sex over 200 things you can try tonight and Jamie is a sex educator. She knows more about sex than almost anyone I know. So I think that Jamie, we're just gonna be, we're just going off. And I have to mention this two menace. Yes. Before you came in, we kind of did something a little sneaky. A little funny. A little dog in here. No, the dog's not here.

Jamie, do you want to, do you have it in your body? It's right here. Okay. Jamie, do you want to do have it in your bio? It's right here. Okay, so me, Tiana, did you join in this? Yes. In turn, Tiana, it's called Shunga. Shunga? It's Shunga is the company and then the gel. It's a female orgasm enhancing cream.

We all rubbed it on our private parts. Are you serious? Yes, we're all tingled right now. Like, you guys like drop some e before you get rid of it. I know that's what I feel like. It's weird. I just feel very warm in my body and very cool in my clit. Exactly. It's my clit's cool right now. Wow. I've got a cooling clit and Jamie made me do it. It's nice. It's cool. It's on a friday. Cool, it on a freaky friday. So it's called shunga if you want to try

the it's what it is. It's misfemale orgasm enhancing cream. And it's just to have women orgasms right because it has a blood rush tear engorded. It's definitely like brings awareness to your your areas where you place it. And I guess I haven't tried it during intercourse yet. But I assume that if air hits it while you're doing this, that the tingling cooling sensation gets even stronger. Wow. There are lots of these out on the market.

I was in LA this week. I just moved to San Francisco. What? Welcome. Nice to go. Yeah. I'm sorry, where are you originally from? I'm originally from New York.

New York. New York is for lovers. Wow. Yeah. Are you ready for the men in San Francisco? I hope so. There are a bunch of pussies. I hope so. Oh my god. I love A bunch of pussies. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Don't be a good pussy. Just move yesterday. Don't, don't wash. But she'll find that out in no time. I'm sure. But yeah, so I was just the ex-biz retail ex-biz going on sandwich.

What happened there? What is that exactly? Tell us. So this is an ex-bod that happens at least once a year. It might be twice a year. And this was all sex-twenty manufacturers where I was. There were two expos going on. And so there were over 57 booths of different manufacturers

who were promoting their newest products and some of their best sellers. And so I was actually hired by XBiz to go around and interview somebody from each of the booths to ask them about what they're excited about for 2012, what their best selling products are. Oh my God, so I learned a lot. Oh my God, that's really cool. Are you going to be writing this all up? Well, actually, we did video. I mean, there was a camera guy following me around,

and I interviewed someone, so they're going to cut the videos and put them on the exbiz website. Awesome. And exbiz is like, it's one of the industry sources for all like the sex toys and porn and then it was it was just such a fun time and I and Shunga was one of the booths that I stopped at and they gave me this great lip gloss too that's clear that it was a great for blow jobs it tastes really yummy oh my god they do a lot of like the central sort of creams and chocolates and things like that for couples they're very couple focused okay so what, so what was some of the highlight thing? You interviewed 57 people,

so what's the big stuff coming for 2012? Well, one thing I was really interested in, and I brought you guys each one of these, are these mask sexual flavor strips. So this guy, Michael and his company interviewed, they said it was a really large study they did for women and gay men to ask them what would get them to give more blow jobs. And they said they didn't was a really large study they did for women and gay men to ask them what would get them to give more

Blow jobs and they said they didn't do Connolliness because they thought that women would be offended with the same question Which was interesting right and they found out that taste was a really big factor for going down So they made these strips and there's chocolate there's mango like this one We did we did the same guy is the same guy, but we didn't actually have them to taste Are they from Santa Cruz? They are from somewhere. Okay, I think they're from China. Yeah I want to taste one men's I'm in water melon. Why is that on playing on giving any blow drops anytime soon? So you should we should all taste them come on I could get on sticker a little face in the camera that mango is his favorite mango

Try it you can use it. I the camera. She said mango is his favorite. Mango. Just try it. You can use it. I'm good. Here's mango. I have strawberry. So basically they're masked. They mask the taste of semen. The salt bitter.

Well, they mask certain things like salt and bitterness and certain flavors that your tongue experiences for 15 minutes. So I actually still have some coffee. So I'm curious to see what's going to happen when I take this. What the coffee will taste like Like I asked him what a potato chip would taste like after this and he said you would taste the carb Which I'm not really sure what carb tastes like right me never tastes the salt and other things and it like I said 15 minutes

It lasts you put this on and apparently it makes oral sex more enjoyable I originally was honestly very offended by the product But as I got to know the man and the product, I feel like if this helps people and execs low jobs more fun for people who don't enjoy them, like I do, then I'll be allowed to. Don't you think that, Vanessa, if women can give this house to women? Anything that helps a woman give more blow jobs, I'm all for it. We're tasting, we're sucking these down right now. I don't know.

They don't even... I've watermelon. You're so big and strong. Oh, well, I heard. Yeah, it also can be a result of diet and smoking and beer. Let's talk about that. So Seaman Ken, okay, so today's show, it's freaky. Well, first thing they need to work on the fucking design of opening these things. Okay, but Jamie, Jamie, I think we're just going all over today and it's everything that we talk about today is gonna change your world That's the strip right yours is green mine's green. I've got a green watermelon orange

Okay, so which does it matter which way it goes? I wonder and you know, I think it's just Yeah, it's just like one of those Okay, so here's strawberries pink. I need a penis right now. I'm a little nervous I feel like I need a penis to see if it really works to give a blowjob Okay Is it bad it's not bad. It's very it's water Melanie. Which one's yours mango strawberry? Maybe they put extra flavoring on it though because the they need it to mask the Tiana, what do you have chocolate?

you like it? I know they said it was the best. It was very jelly at the end. It just get gelatin like. It's jelly. Yeah, but that just would those list range ships do. I mean, I tell you a lot of women have stronger versions

to oral performance, oral sex and guys. And if it has to do with taste, which I did not know that was the main reason, what would it make sense? It would make sense. I didn't know that was like the number one thing. Pop in a mask. Well, and it lasts for 15 minutes,

which is more than those of the three in strips. They've never last. They don't seem like they last 15 minutes. Are you teeth very water-melony? I'm very strawberry-rubber. I'm very water-melony. Well, I also heard, you know, for you guys that get these strips for your ladies

and they don't like them because of the tastings, all like that. It's a little more costly, but if you get a Chanel purse for your ladies and they don't like them because of the tastings, all like that. It's a little more costly, but if you get a Chanel purse for your lady, I heard you get a huge amount of blow jobs. It's just like it's saying, like one after the other. But is that like over a long period of time or is that just short of that stuff? At least for like a week.

I think that's a short, I think that's like a, like a fast and furious, like she's psyched about the purse for like a week. I don that's a short, I think that's like a fast and furious. She's psyched about the purse for like a week. I don't think it has longstanding impact. It probably doesn't, but you know whatever. She forgot, she's on to the neck. She wants a Gucci purse the next week. Yeah, it is a lot cheaper. She's a lot cheaper.

Hold on, I just dropped my pen. Okay, so for me, I mean, I definitely taste the strawberry still. I also feel like it fresh into my breath a little. Oh good. Okay, so you have that same feeling too. So yeah, so this was one of the interesting products that I had never ever ever ever come across before. And yeah, years of research. I mean I it's a little water up. I need a drink or a penis. I mean, I don't know. Okay, so what else did you find out at the time? Okay, so another thing that the Wevibe 3, Wevibe has come out now. Wevibe is this couples vibrator.

Right. I have one of them. I love it. I have used it. You know, they sent it to me years ago and I used it. Yeah, I have the one. So tell me about the Wevibe. It's good because couples.

Well, it's for couples and you wear it while you're having intercourse because most women, 33% of women can orgasm through vaginal penetration alone and I still believe those women have literal stimulation being, their clitoris is being engaged during the rubbing process of the thrusting or whatever. So the Wevibe helps women orgasm by, it's a literal and a G-spot stimulator that you slide inside of you and then the penis slides under it. Now, the Wevibe 3 has all of these new pulsing features.

Their favorite pulsing features. And this is my favorite part. It's remote control. So you can change it. So the woman Sarah Bobas, who's the marketing director at Wevibe, I adore her. She gave this great idea. You basically, like, she can do, your wife could be wearing it.

You walk in the door. You have the remote in the car, you turn it on before you get home, so she knows that you're on your way home. Oh, I know that. You text her, put in the Wevibele, you know when I'm home and bam, when you get home, you turn it on.

Oh, that's really cool. I mean, the Wevibe's gotten great, great press and a lot of it. It's the number one selling sex toy for couples. I mean, so much so that the two who started it have gotten into semi-retirement. Damn. Oh my god. I think you can buy it at Adam Neve. Can you buy it at AdamNeve.com? I would hope so. I would check it at AdamNeve.com. Just so you all know, you get 50% off one item and you get the new Kim, you're not the new, the old Kim Kardashian sexy either thrown in.

Her sex tape plus a mystery gift plus plus free shipping, if you use coupon code Emily at checkout. So just go to adamaniv.com and you can buy the Wevibe. I actually have one, I used it once, I need to get more into it because it keeps coming up how great it is. I do think two things. One, if you have pubic hair, you want to use lube with it.

Well, you want to use lube anyway, but you want to make sure you use lube on the external part. Okay. Because it hurts the pubic here sometimes from this phone. And the other thing is the three is like fully immerseable. There's no little battery. It's amazing.

And then the other thing is, it also depends on your fit. I mean, that's going to be the biggest factor for people. For some people who are like, well, I didn't really do it for me. If your partner is really well endowed and you're really small, then it could be, not the most, it could be the toy that's not right for you, but there are so many other toys that are. But we have three, check it out, I think it's amazing. Okay, cool.

If you're thinking we, like the Nintendo Wii Viby. Cool, but they have sexual attachments now for the Wii. Oh, the Wii, the Wii, the Wii. I heard. Oh, the Wii. The Wii. The Wii. Nintendo game. Yeah. Nintendo.

Yeah. OK, I've got watermelon mouth. Yes. I don't want to throw everything off real quick, but I just have to ask you because it's just going to bug me the entire time we're talking. Last time you were here, you're talking about not shaving your pits. Let me know how that goes. So that went for four months. I did not shaving your pits. Okay. Let me know how that goes.

So that went for four months. I did not shave my pants. What? I actually have jeans. I will send you guys photos. But I am proud to say. Oh, she said. I have shaved.

I decided when I was moving from Los Angeles, I actually went from August to December without shaving my pits. And I have to tell you in Los Angeles that got weird because I'd be at the gym and we'd be stretching in class. And I would see the gym instructor do three double takes on me.

Three double. Did this girl really come in with a right? In LA? Rep, represent. Yeah. But what happened was I've been seeing someone and he was like, it would be really sexy if I could shave your pits.

And I was like, okay, when I leave Los Angeles, let's make that like, I wanted to make it into a merkin honestly, but it wasn't enough hair for a pubic hair. Yeah. So he did shave my pits and ever since then, I've been shaving and I honestly miss the hair. Oh, no.

Oh my God. So what kind of, yeah, what did you learn from it? Why were you doing it? Well, I learned a lot of it was about me. I was doing it at first. I did it just to see how I would feel if I still felt feminine and sexy and what that meant to me. Right. And then also the reactions from people like partners and whatever else. I learned that most people if they loved me would deal with

it, but weren't like, excited by it. Yeah. You love you Jamie, but whoa, stay over there, right? Right. And so and then actually by the end, I was getting a little sick of it because I was feeling uncomfortable because there was so it wasn't itchy and I didn't smell bad but like you know I put my pit down and there'd still be hairs. Oh that is just yeah I mean Jamie my hat goes off to you for doing that. I can't am I we shaving your legs at the time? Yeah I for some reason I don't like hair on my legs but and I wax so it's like funny like it was just my pits in fact and I went in for my waxing before I shaved she looked at me and she, I don't like hair on my legs, but and I wax. So it's like funny. Like it was just my pits. In fact, when I went in for my waxing before I shaved,

she looked at me and she goes, I don't think it's your pubes we should be worried about. Yeah. I love it. Now, did you, when he shaved you, did you have like a ceremony or like was there in candles lid and some arcadilly music playing? No, it was like the day before I was using Los Angeles.

We, he cut it first. He did it very gently. Could you do need to cut it when it gets that long? Do need to cut it when it's that long. Yeah. And then he just shaved it very gently. And honestly, what's been great is I haven't shaved very much. Like this, I've shaved twice since it's happened.

Oh, so it, because the hair grow, if you let it grow for a while. So there you go. That's a good reason to grow your armpits. You don't shave as much. I lasered mine off. You do, no, you have to go back and never. It's done for life. I did it 10 years You don't have to shave as much. I lasered mine off. You do? Now, do you have to go back and do your... It's done for life.

It's done years ago. I never shave my armpits. I have no hair. Wow. It's life-changing. Wow. It's like one less thing to worry about. Laser.

Yeah. Laser. And so, okay, what else was some big things there? So, we got the mats, we got the weed vibe. So, there's so many. I'm really excited about Stock Room. JT Stock Room at a Los Angeles is more of a kinky They're they're very into the kink BDSM world. They have a very affordable

Electro Stim kit the violet one kit that's theirs which has been out for a little while But what they're putting out this year? I think it's if it's not out now. It's coming out in March It's a metal plate and I forgot it guys it if you're listening from stock room Let let us know what it is. I forgot what it's called, but it's something, it's either a clip or a buckle. Okay. And it's a metal plate and it's attached to this long cord and you, your body becomes the electrostim. So if I touched you and I was wearing this belt buckle, you would start to feel shocking and tingly.

Oh my god. We did a three person chain, one of my other friends did a five-person chain. And it was one of the most, and I felt so alive afterwards, the... Wow. And I'm like really scared of large shots. Yes. And I loved it, and I wore one. Well, I saw that Adam need, they have a shock therapy electrosex kit.

It's a great way to start. It's called Sex and Mischief Bed Bondage Kit. Oh, it's a sexy slave kit, if you want it, if you want to try it out, I never heard of it. The thing about electrosystem that you need to know in the belt buckle would be different, but if it's pieces that are attaching to your body, if the electrosystem is too much, you must turn it off,

Victoria, before you rip the pad off of your skin. Okay, good to know. Huge, huge mistake I once made. Okay. Very painful. Very painful. It's very painful. It's very painful. Okay, and Anything else there that you know so I like I can go on and on I love it. No, this is good. This is like what's happened in 2012 for sex?

Doc Johnson is coming out with a line of toys called Wonderland that looks like a very famous story tale Story story tale is not even a word fairy tale It looks it's it's if you can think of what might go with Wonderland there's a cat and a worm and a mushroom and a rabbit and they are little pocket rockets with and they are pocket rocket durable I mean love with the cat so doc Johnson has this Wonderland line coming out that is so cool and bright like forty bucks and under for these beautiful, great

gift toys that I think everyone's going to love. Oh, yes. Okay, another one. So Slickwood and Love, Love Honey is like the big brand and they're out of the UK but they have this rock box coming out that they claim is way more powerful and I've put it on over my clothes at the exppo than the famous magic wand. They claim that this puts it to shame in some ways. It puts the head tattooed magic wand to shame.

And I have to tell you, they put it up to number six and I was screaming to get it off. Like it looks like a power tool and you put it on your, and you hold it on your body and I was freaking, I think the whole Expo floor heard me screaming. I was like, oh my god, I love screaming. Oh my God, I love it. Number five is alive. And then they have a new rabbit coming out called the Happy Rabbit.

And it's all silicone and it has no, it's all bendy. There's no hard pieces in here. Oh, okay. It's beautiful and it's poppy colors like purples and pinks. And I was really excited about it. Oh, that's really cool. Okay, I'd love to hear all the new toys. I wish I went with you. Jesus Christ, we have fun. God damn it. I wanted to go. That's awesome. What's up, men?

It's what I was talking about. I'll talk about sex toys making you want to leave. No, no, no I was never used to sex toy yet. I was thinking about see I was thinking about see yes I'm depressed that we didn't everyone did see yeah, I know I know we were talking about it But you were saying even avi we were thinking because CES and the adult video. No. The A-E-N-E-X-O Everyone's in Vegas right now. Yeah.

The truth is CES and A-E weren't the same time this year. It's the first year that they aren't. A-E-N-E is actually next week at the same time as a gun show. I heard that should be an interesting. Oh my God. Next week. Next week. Yes. It's next week at the 18th and 20th. It's going to go. I know. I heard. That should be an interesting. Oh my God. That's a way. Yes. It's going to be 18 to 20. I know we should just go. Road trip. I want you to know that I am doing contest

right now where I'm giving way a couple copies of our book, Hot Sex, over 200 things you can try tonight. You got to email me feedback at sex.com and let me know why you think you need to copy this book. Why do you deserve a copy of this book? Give me a compelling reason and we might just give you a copy of it. How about that? And also we've got a poll, we've got the results to our latest poll, which was, what is your first day deal breaker? Okay, ready? Showing up without a plan, seven percent.

20% said splitting the bill. 40% said rude to the waiter and talking about their ex, 33%. So the actually the biggest thing that pisses people off of the rude to the waiter and talking about their ex 33% so the actually the the biggest thing that pisses people off it pisses people off of the rude to the waiter I would think it would be showing up without a plan because that pisses me off first date and I can't do that you can't do that you're screw you want to do what do you want to do I had I had this first date not too

long ago it was a a effing nightmare. Why? Because the place that I planned on going to go eat was closed. Oh, so what'd you do? Back up, what'd you do? Back up. Taco Bell was closed. I thought Taco Bell never closed.

No, right. But it was too late and I was closed. Then I go, but I already planned ahead of time and I was like, oh yeah, we're gonna go this restaurant and then we're gonna go to this bar We go to the bar the bar is packed and I go to the pay for the drinks. They're like, oh yeah, I cash only There's an ATM in the back. Oh, okay. Oh, you're that dude. I was like, oh, okay So I go back to the ATM the fucking ATM. I'm using the F So I go back to the ATM, the fucking ATM, I'm using the F word a lot today.

It's fine, you can fare sometimes. ATM wasn't working. And there was no other places around to go to the ATM. I was like, I'm sorry, we gotta go to another place. So then we had a drive like super far to another place. Oh, honey. Go into this other place, find out it's only wine and beer. Oh, that's your biggest nightmare.

Biggest nightmare in my life. I know, so honey, that's your biggest nightmare. Biggest nightmare, right? I know, so honey, that's a bad deal. What's the good deal? Did you ever go out with her again? Yeah, I went out with her again, but oh my God. No, that was about it. You gotta have backup plans.

You gotta cash, you gotta backup plans, you gotta get the whole thing. What do you mean on that dude? What did you mean by that when I? What did I, you're that dude? Because I was like, I want to go pay and it was cash only. I want to go pay him like, no, no, you're that dude that didn't, no, no, there's always the dude

that doesn't have the wallet or the money. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. But you know, there's always those trades that are like, oh, I forgot my wallet. You can cover this dinner on our first date. I'm kidding, you're not really that dude. All right. That's what I meant.

Don't have to be, if don't be. I'm like, I'm like, that guy, I'm like, a guy that tries to pay with his car, let's say the most car. I said that 30 seconds ago, you know I don't remember. So we've like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, a guy that tries to bail this car, let's say the most car man. Honey, I said that 30 seconds ago, you know I don't remember. So, we met as, are you looking for a girlfriend or are you just like dating?

I would like a girlfriend, but I don't know, have you met women? It's so hard. Menace? I do sometimes think if I, if I was a dude, I'd just be gay. Yeah. I would too, but the sexers too much. I mean, you haven't tried it, honey.

What if you give, you don't have to. Oh, no. Menace doesn't really think, great. Do you call like waiting for women to hit on you and fall on your lap, dating? That's how menace dates. That's how it rolls. He doesn't ask people out.

No. I do. I go out with people. She's just like, I'm just not going out with every single person that says, yes, like she does. That's, it does. For some things, I say yes to that person. You make out with everybody. Just read my whole goal in the show.

Jamie knows, read the guy that I kissed in the kissing workshop. Is that the only guy you made out with recently? I made out with, yeah, I think that was the only guy I made out with. I had to do a kissing workshop a few months ago and menist was a Paul. Menist, how do you really feel about it?

No. It was not one of my finer moments, but I was, you know what? I feel like it was a good vibrations and it was a kissing workshop where I was the model for him and I feel like we did a service and we helped people learn to kiss.

What did you learn about kissing? Pat. You should definitely brush your teeth before you have it. At least the guy should. And I think, you know, just the same things you say about kissing. Like, if you, because minutes and I have this thing, he's like, if a girl's a bad kisser, it's game over. Or he doesn't kiss or he just fucks her.

But I think that you can improve kissing. What do you think? What's your problem? The bad kisser's a bad kisser. This is what I think. They can get a little bit better, but if you just don't have that connection. I dated someone for long, long, long time, that the first time I kissed him, I know he's not listening so I can say this.

I thought, oh dear boy, you are the worst kisser I've ever dated. Now I dated him for years after this. Okay. And honestly, it never got to the point where we were good kissing. If it's not there, I agree with menace on this. If it's not there, the chemistry, I mean, they might not be a bad kisser for someone else. Right.

But if it's not there with you, That's the thing. It can only improve so much. And you either, like, I need to be, I need to melt that first kiss now or I'm not gonna be able to do that. That's interesting. I always think you can kind of approve of it,

but that's how men's love. That's how I feel. Yeah, that's right. I guess I feel like I haven to do that. That's interesting. I always think you can kind of approve it, right? But that's how men's talk. That's how I feel. Yeah, that's right. I guess I feel like I haven't had that many bad kissers. But it doesn't mean that you're going to have a bad relationship with a person either. No, no, but it means that kissing is really important. If it's your like I just skip right

to the oral sucks or whatever, you're like, just go down to me. We don't need to get anywhere. We went straight to Pound Town. Kissing. We used Pound Town now on the show. I don't think she likes it, but I just- Men has made it up.

Where'd you get it? Pound Town, everyone tosses her. We're going to P like it. Where'd you get it? I didn't have a pound town. Everyone toss it over. Go into pound town. No, no. No, no, no. I know what it means. I mean, I get it.

We're not dumb. Pound town. But menace, yeah, it's hilarious. Are you going to pound town this weekend? I'm going to try to go to pound town as many times as I can this weekend. So you have plans with someone to go to pound town? I currently don't have any plans to go to pound town.

It doesn't matter with menace, because he just gets wasted and then he finds someone who just says, hey, what's up? Hey, do you have a condom? The next stop is the, what? Do you have a favorite condom? The favorite condom. Probably trying to think. I don't know. I always thought they get the the the Trojan ultra ribbed condoms, or like, oh, that's what you're supposed to get, or whatever, but it doesn't really matter for me. Yeah, what about you, do you favor Kai?

Do you? They say they don't feel the difference. Do you feel the difference at all? I really don't. I assume there are some condoms that just don't, like there are some thicker condoms, but I love crown. It's been my favorite for years.

I don't even know it. It's this, I don't even know it. It's this I don't even know who honestly makes it. It's crown and beyond seven are the two that come from this company. Crown is like a pale pink light. It's always been reliable. It's never broken on me. Okay. And when I give it to guys to use her the first time, they're like, I've never heard of this. And they actually say it feels different. Oh, that's good. Because a lot of the guys are like anti-condom. Yeah, I'm trying this new titanium condom.

I don't know how much flesh it is for her, but. We've got a lot of lifestyle condoms. Lifestyle scent is a bunch of condoms. Oh, can we do some again? Kiss of mint. If they sent you any kiss of mint, I don't know. Well, those are the minty ones. Right?

Those are cool. They're amazing. They're not lubricated. They tingle you. Just like my clitoris is tingling right now. Have we mentioned that? That we put on clitoris. They're amazing. They're not lubricated. They're not lubricated. They're not lubricated. They're not lubricated. They're not lubricated. They're not lubricated. They're not lubricated.

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because what if like the guy at the car did I know. He hated your car, he's like, I'm gonna be paranoid. But you talking about the car. That's why I want. I'm actually talking about the Rosselator, which is like the Rosselator. I mean, you don't need about that.

I don't know about it. I love, it's this, it's got a long like 30 foot cord. It looks like a like a toothbrush really. It's gold. How do you spell it again? E-R-O-S-C-I-L-L-L-A-T-O-R. There's a link on my site on jameawaxman.com. Yeah, Jamie okay. If you want to know who this amazing chick is, jameawaxman.com, but how do you spell it? J-A-M-Y-E. Yeah. hard. I have a question. I have a question. So now they have like all these sex robots, you know, that guys can have sex with. Is there any robots for women yet?

I haven't seen like a high-end sex robot for women yet, but there are, you know, lots of dildos and you can put them in like pillows so that they stay in a specific place like there are sex pillows and things like that. There are, this one company made this little blow up man ring toss for bachelor at parties and they put one of their employees' faces on it because he didn't show up to work one day. Oh my gosh. So, there's like that but you wouldn't have sex with it.

Oh. Right. But there are lots of, oh, another thing that I like was just like enamored with this weekend. Calexotics came out with a line. There's this guy Phil Verone, who was a drummer for Skid Row. Yeah.

I was like a huge Skid Row freak, but I think he was after my time. Anyway, they made a line of his toys and they made these vibrating drumsticks that are adorable. And then they made a Phil Verone dong. And it's pierced. You can take out the piercing, and he has a freaking thick cock. Like I met-

So they made his penis. And they made his penis. He was on sex rehab. Okay, I don't know. Okay, do you know him? No. He's some rocker, but his cock is like really big. And so he molded it, and it's fierce.

How do you know it's really his? Like if I was a guy and I was molding my cock, I'd be like, yeah, this is my goal. No, it goes into, they went, I mean, because I know the women who run callexotics and they did it with him. Oh my, it's really his cock. I was just saying, any guy,

you'd be like, this is my cock. And he's a play girl, like from a few years ago. So we saw it. There's a place around here in the city, I don't know, some random art gallery where they have molds of like all these famous people's, like, we're gonna be a-

That's probably simply a plaster caster or something, but she used to do this. They had like Jimmy Hendrix's Weener there. She's very famous for going around in the 60s and 70s and 80s as a groupie and what she was famous for doing is plaster casting all of these rock stars penises. Wow, I'm surprised they were done with that. Well, rock stars then, I guess they would be down with that.

Or rock stars, even if they don't have a big cock, they think they do. Exactly. Exactly. That's like the clonal willy. Do you know anyone who's ever used that? I have tried it actually. Of course.

How well is it worth? Well, I tried it years ago. Grand Stoddard is a friend of mine. I haven't seen him in years, but he used to be a regular writer for Nerv, he had a column called I Did It For Science. And we were hanging out in LA for like three weeks in Yosemite outside of LA, and actually it was way outside of LA. And he had to do a make your own dildo for I Did It For Science, and he asked me to help

him mold it. We didn't do it right. Like it had air bubbles, and it wasn't like the best dildo ever, but it was really interesting. The hardest part about the clonawillyilly you have to stay erect in the cast For two minutes. Oh, so you have to do things like someone's got to be that you Like yeah, you got to be like getting made you know and we were not like super sexual together So it was I was like here with some magazines. Well, they did it on the Osborne's to I don't know if you catch That no no the sun did oh Jack yeah it was it was pretty hilarious did you

get to see it on the show no they were like learning it out but they they showed them walking around with like the cup on his that's hilarious no I never thought the clonowilly is where is is is a kid that you can buy that would actually I bet you can buy that I'm even at any of dot com you can go to Emily have you I bet you can buy that. I don't even. Adam and Eve.com. You can find code Emily. Have you seen this? We saw it online somewhere for people that are long distance relationships where one person has the fagine on the other side and the other person has like a cock on the

other. Is that the real touch? Are you talking about? It's like USB. I don't know if that's the one I'm thinking of. I've heard of that. Yeah. There's a company called RealTouch, AEBN, that is doing all of these hookups where you can get it. I know that there's a one for guys and you plug it into your computer and then you put on a video

and whatever's happening on the video, you feel it happening to you. Is that kind of what you're talking about? No, but this is like you, you're actually having sex with, with like, let's say a pocket vagina, right? But on the other end, it's doing the motion of your penis with the penis. So like a girl has, so you get it. So yeah, I kind of get it in the dildo on her end and he's telling it on his end.

Yeah, well, he's like, he's putting his penis into the pocket of a vagina and making it move on the other end, on the other computer. No, how can we don't know about this? I don't know. I don't know, but I can tell you this. I don't do long distance relationships anymore. I was reading this great modern love in the New York Times.

Oh, I love my own love. And she said something about long distance. And she said, when you're together, it's these exceedingly beautifully high highs and excruciatingly low lows. And I'm like, oh, that's the formula about long distance and she said, when you're together, it's these exceedingly, beautifully high highs and excruciatingly low lows. And I'm like, oh, that's the formula of long distance. It's true. That's why I hate it. It's called vacation relations,

because they're always vacation, you're always on vacation. You're like long distance, you're in town. We've got three days that just have sex whole time and eat the order and food. And when you love long distance relations, you should check for a reason. I know, because I don't want as much anymore, but I did just because I like that they're not around all the time.

Yes. I'm busy. Like the guy I once see every single day like that stuff going on. I used to like that. I want to be seen every single day. I'm like I want to really welcome. I want to know I want it all. I know I totally get it. I get it. I mean like yeah it's exciting for a while but then it just you know okay this is our latest poll on our website that you got to go check

it out now at textilin.com. How long do you think four plays should last? A, what four play? B, five minutes, C, 15 minutes, D, 45 minutes, and E, all night long, baby. What would you say, Em? I would say, I would love a 45-minute sash, but it's fine not gonna happen. So I'd say 15 minutes at least, and I can already answer for menace. Menace would be A, what for play?

For play. Yeah, no, if they're good kids, they're all for play all day. I'm just saying. Right. But what do you say to your children? I would say all night long, baby. Yeah, I know. For play because, again, we talked on about this before that sex is not just penetration for play is sex like that is part of the whole

Experience if you can make for pay last all night. That's amazing. I guess I would say that long She's taking me talk about laughter. I'm good After why Bob's big boy has locks on the door when they're open 24 hours. Yeah What do you mean they've locked some doors? Like there's locks on the doors. You can do a Bob's big boy that's open 24 hours, but they're open 24 hours all day, all the year. Why do 24 hour places have locks on the door? I know.

Kinkos used to have to be 24 hours and they closed all the time. Pist me out. Is that what you think? No, just why they have locks in general. Oh, if you're always Christmas. Christmas. Yeah.

Nothing closes on Christmas anymore, I feel. Yeah, God because when we're Jews like it's a nightmare It's the longest day of the year because nothing you can't do anything you got to prepare She's good because she doesn't cook. There's no food in her house So you probably almost starved a death. I do I do I literally have like Bomin noodles I know I had some ramen noodles around here somewhere. I can't get food. Nothing is open. Okay. I've got a little bit.

We were not really doing a traditional, we were doing everything today, but I've got a little bit of sex in the news that I thought what else would be good. There's really not that much. But morning sex is healthy for you. Can I hit it in the morning, making love at 7.30 a.m.

is apparently one of the best ways that you can make your day healthy. A new study is revealed. 7.30 am the body produces a surgeon sex hormones in a rush of adrenaline to get the person going in the morning. So, more sex is how. I love morning sex because I have so much energy in the morning. You do?

And I'm gone. I'm just like, get off of me. It's so fucking hot. Yeah, see. Morning sex. Morning sex, I like. But I always feel like I'm up. I'm glad that I'm awake and I gotta go.

See, I don't have stuff to do. I just, I could, I like sex a lot. You know what, I don't care why. But I like morning sex where you don't even finish and then you're all day like, and then you come home at night and then you finish. Oh yeah, that's good too. Morning and night sucks.

I don't care, but it's just saying that's healthy for you. So it taps a lot of couples with kids and stuff to get to do it in the morning, but it's just saying that's healthy for you. So it encapsulates a lot of couples with kids and stuff to get to do it in the morning. So just know that it's also healthy for you. Yeah. You gotta do it when the sun's coming up. Then you get like that night morning five. When the sun's coming up, you wake up a little before,

can you get anyone to have sex with you before, yeah? A four-year-old? Don't you wake up early, men? Yeah. You're early morning, right? I'm early morning, man. No, I can't get, but I've done it in the past like when I was dating with like, I had somebody that was living with me that I was dating.

I would wake up that early and have sex with them and then go to work. Yeah, I like, I actually this last in December, there were two mornings at 515. One morning I woke up and one morning the guy I was seeing woke up at like 515 and the morning I woke up and I'm like, I just need sex and he did the same thing the next day. We had sex and then we went back to bed. That's awesome. That's good. It happens in a new relationship.

You wake each other up, you have sex all the time and then you don't. And it goes downhill. Oh, no, no, no, don't go. I'm reading glue right here. I'm reading a ring. I'm not doing glue. I'm just saying that's actually. The Passionate Marriage by David Schnarrer.

Oh, yeah. One of the best books I've been reading. I've heard about, I have it. I actually own it, never read it. I just started reading it last week and it really is a wonderful book for couples on how to keep that relationship going. The passionate marriage, I own it, I need to read it. So, David Sharna? David Sharna, the passionate marriage. Another Jew writing about sex. Jews and sex, I mean, we're one of the only religions that didn't get beaten down with how bad sex is and how evil.

It's so true, that's why I mean, literally most of the sex experts that we know in the world are Jewish and I don't know what that means. I don't know because we didn't get beaten down. Yeah. My mom was like, did you want to talk about sex? I don't know. I don't want to talk about sex. Actually, I've been really fascinating.

I know you're going to do more stuff. Just emails. Oh, don't leave that time. Keep talking. I'm working on this site that's about to launch called gasm.org And it's all about female sexual pleasure and it's everything from like how to have an orgasm to sex and disability sex and illness sex and being a new mom orgasms and being covers like everything for women

And that's what we're we're actually looking for women in New York right now So people can email me at jme at gasm.org if that's j-a-m-y-e if they want to be interviewed on camera about female orgasms. I love it. But it's really fascinating to see the array of like people's experiences around orgasms. There was a girl who was telling me she can't describe her orgasms only in colors. So she must have synesthesia where like her her synapses are kind of crossed like sometimes you smell and see her.

But she every orgasm is a color. she can't tell you what it feels like she can tell me she can tell me she can tell you more what color it is so interesting so this web says it's gasm gasm.org it's not it's not launched yet it's gonna launch in the next few days oh my god how excited yeah yeah you're far away I'm gonna have you on it again because elusive female orgasm, people need a place to go to understand it because God knows we get a million emails about them and that's what everyone wants to ask about. And understand as a female orgasm and they could put some tingling stuff on their glitter. Well, do you find it on the website? Do you find an orgasm on the website?

Yeah. Or are you able to find it? Oh my God, that would be a great game to find the orgasm. No, we want to do an app. We want to do an app, like, dude, where's my G-spot? Oh my God, you should totally do that app. We want to do an app like dude. Where's my G spot? Oh my god, you should totally do that app G spot locator. Yeah, and then has a And then a little G We're developing it even more and more. I love it. Well, I was just gonna read an email here about kinky sex

That I thought that maybe we could talk about are you saying this freaky Friday kisses Friday 13th? Are you just saying? email here about kinky sex that I thought that we could talk about are you saying is freaky Friday kisses Friday 13th are you just saying freaky Friday and jammer all the starting out there well it's freaky Friday because Jamie's here and we're talking about kinky sex and it's it's Friday 13th is this make you nervous at all no no anyone figured out about that stuff I think it's a good luck day yeah yeah I have no issues with Friday although no oh oh, I didn't even talk about this. I did. No, my days started out horribly, horribly wrong. What? No.

Yes, it was a horrible Friday the 13th. And I can't believe so I was gonna open with this. But Jamie's here and I'm so excited. Like I like my synopsis or fungerals. And your clip was tingling. My clip's tingling. I got a ticket this morning by a CHP, California Highway Patrol officer in a really mean one.

There was, I was getting on the highway going to work and there was a lot of traffic There was like a backup backup like ten minutes and finally there was a little opening on the shoulder So I wrote about the shoulder to pass the other cars, which is illegal. I know But the cop was there putting down cones for a reason and he goes you Get over get over and he yelled at me and was like, one of those mean CHP cops with like, he was like, have the glasses on and the, the cacky uniform, which is different than the local guys.

And he was like, pull over, pull over. I'm like, what's wrong, officer? He's like, you're driving on the shoulder. And I think that's more serious than speeding. You could have killed me. You almost killed me. I had cones I was putting out. Why would you think my wife would feel if you killed me?

So I started crying and crying. I was like, I like I'm so sorry, please give me a ticket. I didn't meet. I'm gonna rush to a meeting like I know Never say that I said all the wrong things And I stand my car crying because I'm like I just got okay. I got to be self-admit I got a full disclosure got a ticket a week ago admit I got a full disclosure got a ticket a week ago For making a left-hand turn on friggin market street. How do you get tickets? I've I've gone now I'm a dude and I've gone now of so many tickets I never get I never get out of here. I got one for talking on myself here I was like I know I'm on my speaker phone and they wrote that on the ticket. Oh my god

I could not get out. I could not get out I could never get out. This is what I do. Oh, go ahead. No, I was going left. Okay, so mid it was market street This is long annoying main thoroughfare and everyone just go Jamie just moved here just so you know You can never go left on market if you are a market you have to go right you stuck on market You're stuck a market for like blocks and blocks and blocks and there's lights and it's awful So it was like one point. I was like, oh my god. I'm going left on I'm gonna have to, you're stuck. I'm market for like blocks and blocks and blocks and there's lights and it's awful. So it was like one point, I was like, oh my God, I'm going left on, I'm gonna have to get on fifth straight right now.

So I made a left, like I could idiot, there was a cop right behind me. He's like, do you know you can't go left on market? I'm like, I didn't know, like I'm sure he looks at my license, like I've lived here for 20 years, I guess I knew that. But anyway, I got a ticket there, and then I got a ticket today, so I'm bawling in my car this morning,

and he still gave me the ticket. But I was upset because I'm like, oh my God, my point's the things, whatever was bad day. Sorry, these were points. I think it's gonna be moving violations and shit. And I tried, I tried to get out of it. No, that's not how you do it. I would have popped a mask in and given him blowjob.

I didn't know, I really was upset. Wait, how do you get out of it? Yeah, I'm not, that's what you do. I even, even in LA, It's worked for me. I've got I've not gotten out of the two tickets. I've gone Okay, you've only got two of your life well, I've only driven for two years Okay, God, I haven't I haven't gotten ticket in so many years because it's the same routine No matter where I'm at what time, anything, this is what you do. When you get pulled over, because my buddy, his dad was a CHP, and he was like the head of the CHP.

And he's like, when you get pulled over, immediately take your wrist and put them on top of the steering wheel, right? Because the officer feels safe because you could have a gun, your hands can be anywhere't be like fidget around everywhere and wait for them to walk up to the window So it feels much safer, right? But then this is so they appreciate that this is before I go into my next maneuver Which has been getting me out of the stuff that doing that alone has got me out of it a speeding ticket going over 20 miles over the speed limit Okay They said oh, I appreciate that.

Go ahead, have a nice day. Right? So the second thing I do is I say, they go, they always go, what are you doing? I go, oh, I'm sorry, I'm on my way to work right now. Don't say, I'm in a rush to go to work to say, oh, I'm going to work right now. And they go, oh, where's that at?

And they go, oh, I'm a radio DJ. And they go, really, and go, what station? And then I say the radio station on that, and if they're not excited with that one, I just start listing off every single one that I ever worked for. So why do they think that's so cool, radio? Is that every CHP officer is going to be like, it's work for me every single time.

I should have said I had a store called Section Only, and then I should have popped in my trunk and been like, take this home to your wife. Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't you don't give them over it over too much Don't be too apologetic don't give them so much information just to be like yeah Raya's you get word for the station bubble. I should have given him a copy of that sex. It was in my trunk I would hear now you have 200 days. I'm so tell your wife that I'm sorry I almost killed you and here go have great sex for 200 days. And I haven't got a ticket for years.

So I tell them radios? Yeah, you just go, you get pulled over. Or if he's like a Mormon or something and I tell him I have a sex talk show. Anyway, I wouldn't say that anyways. I wouldn't say sex talk show to say your radio DJ and then if he asks more than you tell him. You think that that's like being like a celeb or something?

I guess it is. It's worked for me every time. Every time he get pulled over. Well, I have gotten two tickets in two weeks and I wish you would have told me this two weeks ago because I know what we're doing. Well, you can even tell me about the first ticket. I know I blocked it.

I'm not happy about it. Like, I can't believe I got another one. I was literally like a baby this morning on the way to work crying. Like, please don't give me a ticket. I just can't even take it right now. Well, I know not everybody out there is a radio DJ. So just go ahead and try, try that.

You can't all be a radio DJ, so don't try this at home. So try the wrist thing. Once you get pulled over, automatically turn. Put your wrist up like you're about to get arrested. Yeah, but put your hands, but like spread out your fingers and put your wrist on top of the stirring wheel and just go like that.

Okay. Because their number one fear is they're pulling over something that's about to shoot them. Oh. So when you do that, they see your hands and then they feel more comfortable. Like me and my little mini with my dog, I'm gonna shoot them.

Anyway, it doesn't matter. Look, it chicks are crazy. They'll shoot you. They'll shoot you. They'll shoot you, it doesn't matter. Yeah, you're right. Well, I just had to share that with you. And there was one other thing I was gonna share with you

today, but I can't remember what it was, but it was really important. But I'll tell you about it Monday. Okay, should we read this freaky Friday email? Let's read it. Okay, kinky sex. My husband and I have been married for a year, but been together almost four years. We have never really had much of a sex life.

I've come from a few highly sexual relationships before him. He very rarely initiates sex. I also feel like he is embarrassed in a way. I feel like asking him to do anything kinky is totally out of the question because he will think it's stupid or won't be able to do it with a straight face. When we do have sex, it's just not enthusiastic. It's always the same. I guess my question for you is how do I get my husband on the same page as me sexually? How do I get him to understand how important sex is? How do we make it fun and not embarrassing for him, but still a little wild and crazy

for me? Signed Sarah. That's a great email leading into our freaky Friday. Our closing out of freaky Friday. What do you think, Jamie? So she's embarrassed. She wants to try more things. She wants to spice it up.

And she's assuming that he's going to freak out, that he's going to not be open to it. But maybe he will be. You never know you, but you need to start with something start with something, something small. Doesn't have to be if you don't go on all the wild and kinky stuff first. But what would you suggest? I mean, I think first of all what I heard was she's putting all of her own stuff on him. I'm him. Exactly. I feel like he'd be this way. I don't think he'd be into it. But have you asked, that's the first thing. Right. Have you actually talked about what you would, what you would like? And I think that's huge. I like right have you actually talked about what you would what you would like

And I think that's huge. I mean this is what I'm talking about in this book the passionate marriage like David Schnarr's talks about Differentiation how you have to believe and hold on to what you want hold on to yourself in order to make a relationship work Right And so I think that if you own that these are the things you want and that they turn you on and you're saying to he doesn't initiate Well, maybe right now you need to initiate Zara. Exactly. Nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with it.

And if you want the sex you want, go for it. Get it. I think she's placing way too much of her opinion on or her. She's worried about what he's, she's totally assuming that he's going to have all these reactions, which might not actually happen. You can be totally wrong. They've been together for years. They've been only married a year.

I say, this is a great time to do it. And start talking about, bring it up, talk about fantasies. As you have any fantasies, do you have any fantasies that you've been wanting to try? Is there anything new that you could, I mean, I think you're gonna have to initiate it. You're complaining, these are initiating,

you've gotta bring it. And you can go to a website like Adam Eve or whatever. And find a next story. And shop together like this really interests me. And this is why it interests me to try this. Can we order it? And you know, just like open up a dialogue. It's very different if you come at somebody and say,

I don't think you're gonna like this, but what I really want is this. You have to go on and be like, oh my God, I had this amazing fantasy last night where you took me down, tied me to the bed, and just did me. And it really turned me on. Right. Right. And how would you do that? And oh look, I happen to have some bonded strips here or something. Or sheets makes a great under the bed bondage restraints set that I'm like literally like I'm so happy. I was just out of sex. So. I was having to put them under the bed and they're just

straps and they have hooks all the way on them so you can attach things to them and they're not scary or threatening they are just big straps. They're under your bed and you can choose to use them whenever you want you know like oh we're all those straps as you you know they're already there. I know that. I mean I think she has to take the initiative and stop assuming that he's going to be I know that I mean, I think she has to take the initiative and I did tell assuming that he's Exactly. I think she's just afraid that he's she's gonna be rejected Yeah, I mean, I don't know what were she from a gun water So we say where she's from know is always free. Oh, okay. Have you ever have you ever been a trader Joe's? Yeah, oh, you know This this great wine is called Charles Shaw

Yeah, yeah, they should she should totally bring that into a relationship Manus discovered it. Menace really Yeah, I have a name. Oh, just because it's $2 wine, I'll put it in a different bottle and you'll think it's amazing. He's so not that's so not true. But anyway, he's really. Well, that will spice up your relationship with.

It should bother me please. Menace is a six dollar party. You get three bottles of that, you are waste. Menace is solution to everything is alcohol, which I don't know. It's a social lubricant, but I also think that, especially with kinky sex, you have to be really careful because if your brain is not functioning at its highest level,

you don't feel the right amounts of pain. You don't know what you're doing, and I just think that when it comes to kinky, well, I think honestly when it comes to sex, I prefer not to be so drunk because I want to know what's going on Yeah, and menace were working on that in 2012 So I was gonna pull some things out from our book here hot sex over 200 things you can try tonight You can buy it in Amazon right?

And by Jamie Waxman and Emily Morris is selling really well from what I understand I don't know any I talk We're all those royalties checks coming in or what? I from what I understand. I don't know any, I talk about that. I don't know. We're all those royalties checks coming in or what? I do a few years. Oh, we need to talk about, is it going to really be a few years? It could be. I don't know what the deal we have to talk about.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I love that we're going to be friends in that stuff. Yeah. I'm kidding. We just moved here. We're really excited. So we've got our BDSM page.

Not only does a collar look hot as an audio, it says, not only does a collar look hot as a naughty accessory, but you can also grab a leash, hook it to the collar, and take your human playmate for a walk. it's a success not only does a collar look hot as a naughty accessory but you can also grab a leash hook it to the collar and take your human playmate for a walk who's a good doggy so we've got some stuff in here about and it should be fun like you know when you're saying that I'm thinking like I would just do that and start laughing because you know I'm very actually roleplay is very hard for me oh okay really a little bit but I like it but it's

hard I like it but like when, but when someone initiates it and really gets into it, I can go there. But if they're like, okay, what do you want to do? I'm like, well, you'd be the master and just, you tell me what to do. Right, right, right, right. No, it is very hard to do. We always talk about that, that it is.

It is so good. What kind of dog would that person be? I like to be like a chihuahua or a raw wireless. You can, well, that's, you know, they look the same. I know, Australian hurt. What are those shepherd dogs? Oh, yeah. They heard you. Yeah. Okay. And no, okay. This is something that I like, make him wait. Yeah. One of the joys of bondages, the opportunity to focus on titillating your partner. Menace is does not understand teasing. So how do we explain to him that it could, I'm just like,

bitch, suck my dick already. I do not need to be teased. But if you're like that and it's like waiting longer and longer, I'm like, oh my god, now bitch suck my now. Now. Yeah. I mean, that would be cool for 15 seconds and then I'm like, let's get it on.

It's stupid teasing. But if you want to get teased, this fine, I'll tease you all goddamn day long. It's just not my thing. Well, you really, like love the teasing. Yeah, I don't think that guys tease enough Yeah, I'm not sure you'll tease all day long now I'll tease and for like all three minutes all day long. I'll tease you as long as the day is three minutes I'll wave a hundred dollar bill in front of you and tease you all day and say Exactly, but make him wait the teasing.

I think that a lot of guys have your teas. Have you teased guys before? Oh my god, I love teasing. Right, so how do you tease? Give me an example of one of your teasing mechanisms. Well, you tease a man. Even a just like talk partner, like talking like, like last night, I saw the guy I had been dating and we kissed in the parking lot and we went home separately.

Okay. And then I got home and I was been dating and we kissed in the parking lot and we went home separately. Okay. And then I got home and I was like, oh my god, you should have totally slipped your hand down my pants while we were in the parking lot. I can't stop thinking about it. And it started this conversation like, this is what I would do. And it was a text, we started teasing each other on text. Right. And that's really hot to me.

Really hot. And then did he come over eventually or no, you just ended up like that? I can't get him to do that part yet. No, you just didn't work the whole thing. So, so no, he didn't, but I masturbated. But I masturbated. So I got off. You got off on the text.

See, Mattis, you love texting. You could be doing texting, T's. Yeah, I can do that all day. Yeah, exactly. That's a good way to T's. So then when you get to your partner at night, you've done all of that for hours, and then you can get to. No, they're gonna still want more.

They're just still, come on, true or not, true? Depend, true or not, true what? That matter. Even though we text you all day long, give you all a horned up as they say, you're still gonna want it like. Do more before you go to Pound Town. Yeah, like make out and stuff.

Yeah, do you think we're gonna make out or you want to go down and stuff? But we are gonna want a lot more before Pound Town. We're gonna need you to stop in, I'm trying to think of something funny that the town before Pound Town. We got this four-play video on Phil. I know.

Oh my god, well, we'll have to come, we'll have to have a conversation at some point about really good Connolingas too, because I have to say that like, a guy who knows how to use this, I finally have met a tongue that's like a robot tongue. It's like the best thing in the world. Okay, Tom, talk to me about that. Oh my god, I- This is so too long. Did he just know or did you have to- There was a little of both, but mostly he just knows.

Okay, so tell me about this master. I don't understand. I had two orgasms from Oral Sex in one hour and that's never happened to me. He went down and you've had an hour, let's just... Well, he went down on me, I came, and then we did other things, and then he went down on me again, and I came, and then we did other things. Oh my God, so what did he do? Well, I can't tell you I have a lot of male...

It's talked to me. It's a lot of men. I think you have to honestly, like, exercise your tongue. Like, I think sucking on, like like taking like a fruit or something, like a mango and cutting it in half and just sucking and trying to like, to get all of the fruit away from the pit or something like that could be a good way. Strengthening the tongue so you can last for a long time because I'm not a two second, you know. No, how long does it take you typically to have an orgasm during oral sex?

During oral sex, depending on how good it is. I mean, it's been from five minutes to like an hour damn an hour That is men's like that's as big as night. I'm joking kids No, so he does so what to is it like because he's slick does he also goes really slow For parts of it and also it's not focused on the clip. It's around the clip. Right. Which is a big tip for lots of men to go around the clip. Plus you have to remember there's a difference. Like I call it, I'm very proud of this phrase I made up, camera-lingus. So when you're watching a video and you see

cunnelingus, it's called camera-lingus because you're seeing tongue. You got to be in there too. And I think a lot of guys think like being away and just like the little flicks can work. But no, get in that too. And I think a lot of guys think like being away and just like the little flicks can work but no get in that pussy. Right. We were like saying it's an eating a peach. Like you get the juice all of your face. You got to do it. I practice eating a peach. Practice eating a peach that'll be like eating a pussy. We're just saying all the words. We try to be classulating here on Friday. Sorry. That's one of my favorite words. Pussy. What would your classy word be? Like classy word. Yeah. vagina. Fagina? No. No, I don't say. No, I just say a classy word.

A classy word for pussy. For pussy? No, I say I say Fagina and she hates it. No, I don't hate vagina. I just don't love vagina. Oh, hey, when I say, I call people Fag for ginas like you guys being a pussy. He's a vagina Carnival pussy it's funny It's not that funny Okay, I think we're gonna wrap up which is sad Cuz you but now well it's happy cuz it's freaky free Friday But Jamie lives in San Francisco, no shit. You're gonna come back a lot I would love to and if you want to check out our book, Jamie Waxman, Emily Morris, Hot Sex, and Jamie Pitchell,

tell us how to find you because you're amazing. And where can people find you? Well, you can find me. gasm.org is going to be the new site, jmewaxman.com. And on Twitter, I'm J-A-M-Y-E. Okay, J-M-Y-E. And also, you can find me on Facebook and Twitter,

sex with Emily, saying with menaceys, white menace, and Facebook and Twitter, and everyone else. And when I'm Instagram, too, sex with Emily, saying with menaceys white menace and Facebook and Twitter and everywhere else. And when I'm Instagram too, sex with Emily, just start on my Instagram account. I think I have one follower, which is white menace. Yes. Right?

So that's exciting. Okay, love you Jamie. Love you. Love you. Love you. Love you. Happy weekend. Thanks everyone for listening to sex with Emily.

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