Sex With Emily - SWE: Freaky, Naughty Sex

Episode Date: October 23, 2013

Naughty and freaky sex can be fun. Embarrassing sex? Not so much. Awkward and strange things will happen during sex that you will have no idea how to react to. I'm here to tell you how to navigate this strange and confusing world of queefs, moans, howls, blood, and liquid explosions. Here's how to survive with your dignity and an orgasm. I think you'll have a good laugh as well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello, how you doing? We're coming at you from Los Angeles. I know we are. I don't know. What are you going to say? I don't know. It's the season thing like tease you about something. But really the first thing that came up is that I love you. You're going to tease me about what? I don't know. Just that you're funny and you're... Oh, my God. Well, people, let me just recap what happened. So I get off the plane, like only 20 minutes off the plane. In LA. In LA, I go to my hotel and I immediately Emily's supposed to pick me up and she's already

like late 40 minutes. Half hour. Half hour. No, I have like 40 minutes. I already told you like I was gonna be at the hotel. It mattered me. Okay. And then we're in the car and she's talking to my element

and already like it like wears me out. I can't I can't keep up with your conversation. I know I talk really fast. So I'm gonna fast in a lot and we're supposed to we're on our way to the studio to talk for like five hours. So I'm like trying to not talk as much, but you're just driving me insane. I talk all the time. Madison, this is what I do when I haven't seen you and I got excited, but I know I'm sorry

I was late. Okay, because the LA is difficult to get stuff done. I had a major call from someone that was very important that I had to talk to and we were prepping for the show, and we're doing a lot of stuff, and menace, I was really happy to see you and I'm excited, but listen, just because I talk all the time,

doesn't mean you have to listen or answer. I'd see why you stay single. I accept that. Because no man can keep up with all that. No, they can, menace, they can. They can? They love how I talk. They must be dating older men who have hearing aids that can just shut them off

But it's funny because even Anderson who's on love line with me. He said to me Well, how because I'm doing love line tonight. It's a everyone can listen to love line radio show or download it as a podcast Love line with Dr. Drew. He's like well be careful It's a lot of talking that you're gonna because I said we're recording. Oh my god. I could talk for 15 hours This is an easy part of my job the hard part of my job is like you know like like figuring out how to scan a receipt or something yeah that's soft that's fine or even knowing where we're at or male letter or even knowing the location where I stand by an envelope and mailing it it's hard for me what did you say or even the even knowing the location that we're at we're at medicine sorry

I feel like we started out in, but are you really anxious? Because LA driving is crazy. No, are you upset or no? No, no, I'm just giving you a hard time. OK, good. Like I don't know. People think you're mean to me sometimes, but you're not. You love me.

I'm going to teach them. But I do right. I was late. And I'm sorry. And I haven't issued an LA. Since I moved here, it's very challenging to get places on time. Plus I had to set back at my house. So with a work thing. So the point is everyone's 20 minutes late. Yeah, you sound a little weird.

We're in a studio that I never used before, but I think you'll be okay. You sound like a duck. No, you just sound like you're not fully on mic. Maybe I'm not. Maybe you're not. Maybe we get a little bit closer. Pretend it's a penis. Oh, good.

And put it right in front of your mouth. I've got this phallic. I've just found really, really, really, really, So how has Loss Angel has been doing? I was here last week, I didn't get to see you. I did something for the Jimmy Kimmel show. People want to look it up, just go to YouTube, type in Jimmy Kimmel,

see how it's the movement. You can see my fat ass running down Venice. How they get into it's your fat ass and not another fat ass. I'm the only guy wearing glasses. Oh, okay perfect. They didn't make you strip your glasses. No. So you're running down the beach in your glasses.

And for as I don't want to give away, it's a little skit for Jimmy Kimmel. That's awesome. You're a Jimmy. Does it say your name at the end or anything? No, I want everyone to know that. That big of a deal. But you you've been doing huge things. Like what? I don't know. I've been trying to follow your life on Instagram because we don't make very very many phone calls because we'd like to save it for on the air Exactly, but now we've got so much to catch up on. Okay, so I see that you were in New York. I believe yes So what was going on in New York? I was in New York for my launch of the Emily and Tony brand. Okay, so that I haven't I seen you since Emily and Tony.com Everyone you've been hearing me. Oh my god. It's crazy it's crazy how is your ball oh wait did you go to wait we lost Vegas all of the i think you found me an instagram sex and later to it or sex and later like my god

damn face page already face the page already uh... i have all these little videos we've been posting of me with like dildos like shaking dildos and right now yeah so we were in the international laundry ratio which was amazing i go every single year and it's a bunch of like you know it's all the of like, you know,

it's all the good, latest and greatest sex toys on the market and then like women walking around like in scantily clad lingerie and it's just everyone in my industry like all our sponsors are there and it's fun. And so it was crazy though. So I made all these videos because there's the most insane deal those in sex toys and everyone's making, you know, crazy, crazy products. So anyway, and I have my new product line. So it was fun. And I, that's it, it was an Instagram. So I wasn't Vegas and I'm glad you look at my clothes.

It's funny because you might not like it, but you'll watch it. Yeah, for a lot of people that don't know that, I also work in the Stitcher office. So download the app Stitcher so you can stream the show. Yes. My coworker Vanessa, who absolutely loves you, she's like, oh, I just saw Emily on Facebook with their 50th Dildo post.

I know I've been a lot of, I feel like I've sort of OD on, on Dildo, but that's all I was a Dildo show. Yeah. Okay. That's something that probably unlike me or something. So I saw, I saw that and then I saw a, some like photos of you and your assistant like at some like porn party and you're like porn people. I gave out awards last week at the Sex Awards. Okay, what was that about? Sex Awards are first let me just tell you people want to know what the show is about. Okay, because you're listening and you're like, we're just trying to catch up. We're catching up, but I want you to know what you're gonna learn on the show because there's gonna be goddamn lot

ready. So actually this is it's, Halloween season, so it's scary, freaky sex. And these are just some common questions, some common issues that might come up in your relationship, or when you're having sex with someone, doesn't it give you a one-night stand? And what to do about it? One of them is premature ejaculation. Another one is, you know, things like if she's having her monthly period, what do you do when you're having sex? If you're drunk and you can't get it out, we're noises and all that other stuff.

So we're gonna get to that soon. We're also going to be answering your emails about the issues are, three sums. Should a couple have a three sum. Someone who can't get it out more, more, more, ejaculation stuff and are not ejaculating and women's underwear. Someone who likes wear a women's underwear is that okay. and not ejaculating and women's underwear. Someone who likes wear women's underwear is that okay. So, Manus, I was hosting the sex awards. It's gonna be in Showtime. And I was hosting the OVO Lounge. OVO makes these award-winning vibrators.

You can get them at vibrators.com. And I think I brought you one of their rings, but you know, they have the most beautiful vibrating penis rings. Yeah. And they have, okay, this, you might appreciate this. They want all these design words, right? And I shouldn't even say this now because they're really hard to get, so I feel like they ran out because they're so amazing.

They German designed. They're all beautiful. They're all cool, like, like, Spacey, you can't imagine how cool they are and they won the red dot award which is the same thing as the Mercedes one that too. So the design and their cheap whatever. So I was sponsoring the Ovo lounge and so every time a porn star it was porn stars win like Best Girl and Girl Scene, Best Ainal Scene which is so funny. I was in the lounge and I let them pick one of the Ovo toys. Now. So that's where I did all night. And they were filming it for showtime.

Now did you see any porn stars like crying because they just won the best anal word? Yes, I saw some like really exciting. Oh my god, I never win, I never win. I won the best anal, you know? I won the best girl and girl. I won best double blow job. Or whatever.

Yes, I did. They were very excited. I met James Dean. Really? He's like super popular right now. I know he's super popular. And like pop culture, like people love him. I know, he's hot.

Because he did the, he did the porno with the team mom. And so that like rocket him into stardom. Oh my god, that's right. I knew that. Okay, so he did a thing with, he won like twice. But one time he came up with like this hot chick He won like best porn jar of the year and then best Sex part best couple couple on porn and the woman that he won with he was like making hours of the whole time

They were like all over it. She was hot like a lot of them were really hot. Of course porn stars She was all over him like there. I think they might have been no. He's like he has he has a girlfriend Okay, his girlfriend. Yeah, that's important. girlfriend. Maybe his girlfriend, yeah. That's important. So anyway, I love that. If your girlfriend's important, it's like the best job ever. Yeah. It's almost the only job. I mean, what do you guys do though?

What do we do? I mean, I just watched them. No, I mean, what do you do if you have, if you're both in porn? I mean, you just have sex all the time, or any board of it. No, your board of it. In fact, last week, I had a really good podcast.

You weren't here with a porn star named um korean were korean umaria and she was saying it's so funny because she has three sums a lot like she let she's bisexual and that her friend who's not in porn always wants to have it like banged really hard and wants all this like porn stuff and she's like i want it like loving and kissing and slow. She's like, because for my job, I'm getting bang so hard. Yeah.

Right. So what was that point? You were telling me asking me about, I was just talking about James and his girlfriend. Oh yeah, James and his girlfriend. So the point is, you said, I wonder if porn stars have sex all the time. So she was saying, like, you know,

yeah, she's three sims, but she wants tender loving sex. So I wonder if you're, if you're both porn stars, I would think that you're never having sex and you're watching movies all the time. Yeah, you're fucking all the time. Yeah, normal stuff. I like that. I should have asked him that. Now the question. He said he would come on the show. Should I wait till next time you're in LA? Jane Zing. Oh, yeah, that'd be awesome. And then there was like the best girl in Girl's Kingdom scene. There was these hot chicks that were making out. They tried to get me to make out with them. Now let me ask you this. One of them put a vibrator on my clitoris. Over my pants.

You guys are going insane. You're posting photos like non-stop the whole time on Instagram. So sex with Emily on Instagram if you want to check them out. Now how many ask you to participate right there on the spot? Even see any sexual acts going on? I saw one woman, you could check out all these videos. I think they're on our website and Instagram and Twitter. She was flashing, she was wearing no underwear

and I think she was on something like she like, XC or whatever, but she was like on the couch and she kept flashing her, her lifting up her leg, she had no underwear. There was like an lounge after the event. I didn't know it was happening on the, I couldn't see the award show. I was like, up above.

She was flashing her underwear and like, and she was sticking the vibrator inside her and the one thing that showed time to me was no insertion. He's like, listen, they can put it on their brass, the vibrators, they can time, cause they're really powerful, cool, little, battle-regartered vibrators.

And she was inserting it. I'm like, you're breaking my one rule. Like, you can't insert it in your vagina. So, and then they were making out. And then this one did, did off. She's like, you're beautiful. Like, let's meet later. So she did sort of, yeah.

I've got a few, I got hit on a few times by a couple and then a man. And it wasn't James Dean. And he was trying to do it. So you have where, so the recap. I have a position. Where's all the recap stuff? And when is they gonna air and stuff like that?

Where can we watch these videos? Oh, oh, oh all the videos that I just shot. Yeah, they are all going to be on my websites And there will also be tweeted. They've been there Instagram as such a Emily. Oh, when the showtime show is gonna air in January Okay, that's a new mat. Yes January. So you just gonna have to take my clips Which are not you know as maybe they're not as, you know, another good. Risqué. But that's huge though. It was huge. A lot of stuff is going well for you here.

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Do you use it? Yeah. All the time. Oh my God. I love you all the time. Okay. You would never like that. Okay. Okay. I would have faked in Doreceny or something. He wouldn't even. He would have been like, Oh, I forgot to use it because I've given him so many things over the time. Okay, you would never, like, that, okay, I would have faked in dorshan. He wouldn't even, he would have been like, Oh, I forgot to use it, because I've given him so many things over the years, he's like, Oh, yeah, I forgot that. It is, it is basically, you can tell it's a cream to a powder. A lot of men use powder to keep fresh down there. It keeps you fresh and clean all day long, so you don't sweat. It's all vegan. Women can, it's been a tapioca powder. Women can like lick it if you want. And it does work. You're still fresh at the end

of the day You're not smelly. No, it's amazing. So the people can pick it up at Emily and Tony dot com coupon code Emily and then I also have the amazing massage candles did your girlfriend and you use the candles yet? No, but you know it's hilarious. So every time I got I have to fly I Take my car to my girlfriend's house. Okay. For my girlfriend's parent's house. Okay, it's smart, so you can park it. So I can just park it because they live in the suburbs and I live in the city. I can't leave it all weekend by my house. So I usually leave them the keys, but I was taking stuff out of my car and I noticed that

some of the products that you left me were in the back of the car. Oh no, okay. And then so I took the key with me on purpose So they kind of get into the car because I was afraid that they're They're not bad. They're the key the products don't even look Yeah, they don't look yeah, they don't look skankish at all Yeah, and the candles are amazing there for legit But if you read the fine print, but you should give it to your girlfriend because you use it as a body oil body

Moisturize the candles once you burn and whatever anyway, and you use coupon code Emily, and get it like 20% off, because you should do that, because you love me. So yeah, a lot has been going on. At least it's been good. I've been dating. I feel like people, I feel like we should make a show. So I've been, I just started to bang someone new. I just feel like, okay, so who was I dating last time?

I saw you. No one. I'm not dating anyone. I'm banged. I'm just dating some guy. I'm not dating anyone. I'm not dating anyone. I'm dating. I'm dating. I'm dating. I'm dating.

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I'm dating. I'm dating. I'm dating. I'm dating. I'm dating. adventurous like okay so what I have was you know that I get these sex toys it's getting even worse. Everyday I'm not I was always I you guys have all heard me say that I've got a garage full of sex toys that you see my story do you know but now it's my garage in my new house. Well for some reason lately I'm getting like every single day a bot I'm going

to start making a video series like what's in the mail today I'm a late like it's a box of crazy vibrators sex toys every single day so he can't to pick me up and I had all these toys laying around. I'm like, oh, it's anal day I got all these butt plugs from good vibrations, right? And so he thought okay, so anyway, it's like our second day But I I'm so used to me being me like walk into my house This is my out like I'm getting any office but whatever their sex toys everywhere and I know that's weird for guy

I'm thinking of it now. I'm reflecting on how weird it is. I shouldn't judge. Anyway. All right. Are you laughing? No, I'm listening. So he comes over and he looks at it. And I said, no, I wasn't, can I tell him on the phone once? I'm like, I really, all over, I have like my mask strips.

You know, which are like the blow job strips. You put in your tongue, so you don't mask stays of semen. I had, I had a whole box from Good Vibrations with just, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, I don't know why, like six of them. Like I ordered them, box from Good Vibrations with just, I don't know why I like Six of them, like I ordered them, which I didn't, I mean not that I won't use them at some point, maybe, and then these ones, these mini magic ones,

like 10 of them, and then I had condoms everywhere, Sir Richard condoms, and then I had, what else I have other, and then I had like bras, whatever, that was a problem, I think bathroom, I wasn't organized, but all the sex was, so we're going in our date and he's like, hey, and I kind of knew that we were gonna

we full-around and i was gonna say his house because he lives further away from me because we're going to dinner by the house so he's like we should grab some some of your toys and bring them with you do you think this is ventures for first a guy i can imagine what you're thinking right now so i said okay and i grabbed what no no okay, and I grabbed what? No, no, no, go ahead. And I grabbed, um, eighties.

This is the first time having sex though? First time having sex. And he asked you to bring toys? Well, like, okay, maybe it's the second time. No, this was not our, no. Yeah, it was like our first time having sex that we had already fooled around and he was kind of joking, kind of not,

you should bring some toys that you like. But he never bring, like, the second time he was ever at my house. We'd be going out for a month. Okay. So he said, bring some toys that you like. But you never been to my house. The second time he was ever at my house. We've been going out for a month. OK. So he said bring some toys because he knew I was going to go back to his house. Whatever it doesn't matter, I don't think I'd stop with him yet. But I said, because I always was joking, as I often do, that I actually don't have enough time to masturbate because I have all these toys to us out.

So I brought some and then we ended up using one of them. Which one did you use? We used the, OK, so you know I love the J.J. Mimi. I use the Fifi. So the Fifi is the rabbit and it plugs into the wall. It's a waterproof, it's silicone, it's really cool and it looks like a rabbit and not like the ugly rabbit from Sex and the City, but like the nice, it's like a, you'll see I have to go see it.

It's called the Feefe. And if you want to buy one, you can go to goodvibes.com and use coupon code Emily. And you get 15% off and you should go buy the Feefe or the Moomi. But the Feefe, I was so happy because I love the Moomi. So it was the Feefe. So we use that.

I use it as little ears on it. It's good for territorial simulation. Not the first time I had sex, but I was there all weekend. So, wow. I'll know. So, he's not my boyfriend. I told, I'm not committing. I'm not committing right now. OK. Well. Yeah, so he's not my boyfriend. I told, I'm not committing, I'm not committing right now. Okay.

For a business. Well I'm sure he's down with that. No guy who wants to commit anyways. No, they always do. Oh really, with you they want to always commit. Yeah, I mean, most people are looking for relationships right now, I'm just like really busy and I got out of another relationship

and I'm meeting a lot of guys, so I don't want to. You want to keep the options open. Exactly. But how long are you going to do that for the rest of my goddamn life? All right. No, I mean having fun. I'm just saying it was we just met like a month ago, but it wasn't I was eating other people too. Whatever's going to happen. I don't know. I this is the most I ever talked about my sex life. I know it is. Are you is that what you like to hear staring at me?

Yeah, I'm listening either medicine is judging me or he's like, good, she's talking about this. I can never I never know what the hell. All right, let's get into it. So what's going on on the show? OK. This show topic, scary, freaky sex. OK, so I was thinking Halloween's right on the corner. We can talk about some of the things

that could happen in bed that people have questions about. So first, remember that in any sexual situation, there must be consent. People have to consent to having sex. Well, I'm talking about people who are like, you know, she's passed out and some guys are going to whatever. Just be consent. People have to consent to having sex. Well, I'm talking about people who are like, you know, she's passed out and some guys are gonna whatever, just have consent. And especially if you're doing something naughty and freaky.

So if you like naughty, freaky sex, embarrassing sex probably not so much, your partner has to respect your boundaries. So he might really be into like slapping your ass. If you're not into it, you gotta let him know. So any situation where you tell someone that you're uncomfortable or ask them to stop and they proceed as a form of rape.

I'm just telling you this. Do not victim, seriously. Don't blame, you know, do not victim blame. The second someone does not give you the respect you deserve. You got a situation as quickly as possible. You owe this person nothing and you don't owe them your body. So I'm just, I want to give a service message here because I think a lot of, can we talk about this in the show last week at the porn Sorry that a lot of kids are learning stuff from porn today young adults. That's where they're learning and they think

Every woman might say no sex or every woman wants to be served in the house and she might but not the first, you know, you got to have consent Talk to me Yeah, I speak about consent. I you know, I listen to Howard Stern show every single day. Yes. Every single day. And Jenny McCarthy was on there. And they were talking about anal sex.

Of course. And, you know, you got to get consent to do something like that. Not a lot of women are up to it. But it's funny. It's a little off topic, but she was saying that her favorite type of porn is girls losing their anal virginity.

That's hilarious, really? Yeah. I didn't even know that was a genre. Yeah, oh yeah, it's on, I guess, on you porn or something, they said that they look it up all the time. But how, how easy is it to get a girl to consent to that that is probably not I don't know it's a hard thing yeah how to consent to that on film get them to get no not on film but I'm just saying in general in life how

are you telling me your man how many women have have I mean how many women I think it's like there's like probably ten now maybe more I would say about thirty percent of women that just like bringing up that wanna do it. Okay, do they throw, okay, this is good. Okay, 30% of the women in your history of sex, of having sex have said to you, hey, I wanted them to, like, they bring it up,

or do they bring it up during the act, or do they bring it up like at breakfast? No, during the act. Always. So it's never like, hey, we're driving on a road trip and I kinda like, how many times, because I'm a man, and we don't like talking about this kind of act. Always. So it's never like, hey, we're driving on a road trip and I kind of like... How many times, because I'm a man and we don't like talking about this kind of stuff, how many times in your life do you just have sexual talks with whoever you're dating, where

you're not in the act or about to have the act. Where you're just like at lunch. It depends on where dating. We didn't know what I do. I think that's a good time to address some things, actually. But that's the absolutely the worst time that guys don't even wanna talk about. I know, but it's in bed, isn't always the best way. What if you have to give constructive criticism?

Like, I really wish you'd perform or I'll sex any more. That's the perfect time for a guy for you to talk about sex. No, he's true. But or if you've issues, you're not on the other side. That's the perfect time for a guy for you to talk about sex. No, he's true. But are you issues? While you're doing it. That's true, but no, but the bedroom is typically,

I'm just telling you, I've been advising this for years, the bedroom is typically not the best place. It's a good place to point it out and say, hey, move your finger to the left to the right. For a guy, it is the perfect time to do it. It's very uncomfortable to talk about sex outside the bedroom when a're when a guy does not want to talk about it at all But here's a thing about you know where he's not where's not gonna lead to sex like within the next five minutes But here's a thing let's say I'm not saying for one night stands

You're not gonna talk about it dinner But I'm saying if you're in a relationship with someone and there's certain sexual things you be like hey Baby that was so hot last night when you blindfold me, I love that. Yeah. And you know what, honey? I've sort of had a fantasy of you blindfolding me too and using a butt plug in my ass. Like that's what happened. And then she's like, oh my god, really? I'm going to order one from good vibes.com.

I'm going to get a butt plug. So those kind of things I'm talking about. Those are the kind of conversations like, let's take our to the next offer. Let's try this out or I've always wanted to do this with that. But I get what you're saying, you know, but for example, here's an example about anal sex, how could come up another time? Let's say, and it's what you should always do if you do want to take someone's ass virginity.

Before you do that, you should always play around with her ass, with her anus and see if she even likes it. So you should start rubbing it lightly with your finger on the outside. You should, you know, use lubricant, you could even lick it, make it wet. And then you can start to move a finger in very slowly. And I always say, you have to use lube. You have to do something.

You just don't just stick it in dry because she won't want anything else in there. And then you start playing around. How does she react to it? You stick your small finger in, and then she's not moving away. Is she moaning louder? Then you know, oh, she's kind of open to it. But don't just like put your, don't just like stick your, try to stick it in the first time because she might not be into it.

So either way, even if you know she's into it, you should wear a press anyway because they're not ready to go. So just like the clitoris and just like having sex, it's part of four play. It's anal four play. Now. So 30% of women. Yeah, I'd say that they're just totally down with it. and just like having sex, it's part of four play, it's anal four play. Now. So 30% of women. Yeah, I'd say that they're just totally down with it.

And then the other 20%. Probably the other 20%, another 20%. You can probably eventually bring it up and then they'll be open to it. And then I'll say the other 50 are just like not down with it. Really not down with it all. Those are the ones that you just don't marry. Really? Anyways. Come on, I thought guys don't marry the ones 50 are just like not down with it all. Those are the ones that you just don't marry. Really?

Anyways. Come on, I thought guys don't marry the ones that are, now maybe they do. But they've got, but that one, yeah. Okay. Okay, so we're talking about freaky sex. Oh my God. What?

Just recently in San Francisco, California, we had the Fulsome Street Fair. Oh, right. And there has just been some crazy stuff posted on the internet. Since that fair. Since that fair. It happens every year. Yeah, but it's just, it's just, it's a BDSM SNM festival with

it's mostly gay. It's in the middle. We have to tell people what the full, it means it's been around for 20, 30 years. Yeah. So the Folsom Street fair is, yeah, a lot of leather and like people and assless chaps and stuff like that. In the middle of the street during the day in San Francisco, but there's a lot of women

that are down there too. Like there were so many women that I saw on Instagram posting photos. Right, totally. And there was a, they have it here in Los Angeles called the LAS, but in San Francisco, it's the FS, FS, SIS, but in San Francisco, it's the FIS, F-S-S-F-I-T, right?

Right, dot com. Check out that website. And there were like, not safe for work, videos, and photos that they're posting on there of like, women just being tied up and like, hung, like, they say. Yeah, and then they're like in slapped. There's like, just guys going down on them

and the middle of street, girls going down on guys in the middle of street. Yeah, during the day. But this and these were posted where? This is just posted on the regular website, not a porn website. And they're website? That's like a new site, yeah.

Post-imster, oh my god. I did not see this, but I know a lot of people people went we have a blog post about it actually on our website one of our former interns went and wrote a post about it But I didn't know I've never heard that there was as many straight people there. Oh, yeah, I saw more String people you went. Okay, so you went I didn't go but I just you think that it's more Okay, then maybe just that because technology now people are filming everything Yeah, this is a new thing that the straight people are having sex outdoors. You would think because it's San Francisco and the type of thing is like just all gay, but maybe I just follow a lot of straight people online that went or something.

I think it has become more everyone used to be gay. Yeah. And I think that everyone is just going because it's such a spectacle. It's such a sight. It's amazing. It's like in San Francisco, you won't go and make it all the time. There's like maybe three days or you can't, maybe Christmas, they're like leave it in your pants. Every other day, people are you know, free. Maybe if you click on a hashtag, full some street fare on Instagram, you'll

see a bunch of stuff. That did you get your done by watching any of the videos? No, no, it's just, it's just crazy. So, um, yeah, I think if people are into that, they should come out to San Francisco and they should just come visit and be a part of it. I can't even wait. It's like, you're just like, screw me up. No, I just want you to write that down. All right. Okay, sorry.

Okay, so please, because I fell some sheep hair, check it out. Okay, so, awesome. Okay, so please exit it falls on sheet fair check it out. Okay, so Awesome. Okay, so scary moment number one. Yes. Okay premature ejaculation all right and I'm only saying scary cuz Halloween But you know what I mean it happens to guys. I'm talking about that awkward moment where he premature ejaculates in 30 seconds And you have no idea how to react he probably says something like Oh my god, this never happens. Do you swear to God? Never happens so weird and you have no idea how to react. He probably says something like, oh my God, this never happens. Dude, this never happens so weird. And you both know it does. Then you say something like, it's okay.

But really you're thinking, it's okay. As long as you go down on me, that's what we're really thinking. But most guys are so embarrassed, they can't recover and they don't want to perform all sex in you and we are not pleased. So make sure if you're premature ejaculator, first of all, we don't believe you that it's never happened before, but we don't mind.

We're not uptight about it, seriously. If it happens like you're dating someone for a year and every time you have sex, it happens, then you have to work on it. I'm gonna give you some suggestions in a moment. But if it happens you once or twice because you're so excited, usually don't you think with men, it happens,

and it's not just young men, it's like all ages, but they're excited. They haven't been with this person yet. Yeah, they haven't been with a person yet or anything like that. Well, it happens, you guys were cool, so don't trip on that, but you can make sure that she is pleased.

I can tell you that, you could perform, or all you could, whatever you guys do. But if you want to prevent premature ejaculation or work on it, which is, you know, it takes work, you gotta warm up, just like you stretched before marathon, warm up before sex by masturbating. This is commonly called menace. Pretty gaming.

Got it. Menace, I feel like you totally coined that. Did you make that? The master of pre-gaming. No, I mean, it became popular in pop culture because of the movie. Something about Mary. Right. It was a big huge thing.

But did they call up re-gaming there? Yeah. Okay, I mean, I have a cell of movie years ago. Okay, so that helps you do your kaggle exercises. Sizes, strengthen your PC muscles, commonly known as your P-stopping muscles, stop and start in the flow of urine. Urine. Take a few minutes to tense and relax these muscles every day.

Use my iPhone app, kaggle camp, which is so popular, I can't tell you how many men and women have emailed me that it's like their orgasms are stronger. My friend's almost on level 20 and he sends me screenshots and he's going to be able to pick up a Mac truck with his like, Kaggle's are so strong. And it helps you with, you know, have stronger orgasms for men and women. It can help you control ejaculation. The stop and start method. It can help you have control more during sex, but it can also leave your partner really frustrated because you know, we know that men are like, wait,

I gotta stop, I gotta stop for a second. Yeah. Oh my God, that's a guy thing. Oh, wait, I gotta stop. It's cool, we get that. But well, self-pleasuring, you can stimulate your penis until you feel ready to orgasm. So you can play yourself out and you can touch yourself and then stop by using this method, you can find your point of no return. So I say leave the stop and start method to masturbation. But so what you should do is when you're

masturbating, so I'm trying to say, when you masturbate, you should stimulate your penis until you feel ready to orgasm and then stop. So by using this method, you can find that point and learn to recognize that point when you're about to have no return when you're about to go over, the moment before you orgasm. And then you can train your mind and your body to feel comfortable with that heightened sense of pleasure without going overboard. But that takes a lot of masturbation time alone and a lot of practice. Guys can learn that. Train your muscles, train your body. You have an app for kangle camp. Kangle camp, just do my app, seriously.

It's like five minutes a day. Download it. Okay, so another thing you do is change the way you have sex. Most men have a certain position that takes them to their happy place or in this case a sad place, suit too soon. So if you orgasm quickly in doggy style, try a different position like women on top. You can also try a desensitizing spray. So some doctors recommend, like if you want to go try your doctor about it, he's going

to put you on an SSRI, which is an antidepressant. An antidepressant. And I do not recommend this because it is, there's really bad side effects. You know you friends who've been antidepressants, they're like they can't. Yeah, they can never finish or they can't get it out. They can't finish, they can't get up and then they want sex. Like your sex drives gone. It's like the worst thing ever.

So the only FDA approved treatment with no side effects is pro-messent. And it's been all over the news lately because NBC did a huge story out of it. It is the next big drug for premature or dyslexia. It's basically a spray. It's the new class of desensitizers. Unlike the other desensitizing products,

it's a spray that quickly absorbs in your penis so it won't transfer to your partner. Because the last thing you wanna do is like nommer clitoris. She's like, honey, why is my clitoris nom? I can't feel anything. So with two quick sprays of promise, you will last longer.

And a lot of guys, it's not even that they're premature ejaculators. It's that they just wanna last longer. They're like, I only have eight minutes, I want to last 10. So this will, and you'll still feel everything. So it's kind of like a miracle spray. So I would go to pro-messon,

go to my website, click on the banner, and check that out. Okay, scary moment number two. That was a lot for human interagulation, but that's important, because that's a big question I get asked. Someone passes gas. You just keep on going, you know,

you're going to acknowledge it. You ignore it, you pretend it never happened. You guys are having sex, which is awkward. Anyway, awkward things are gonna happen. There's gonna be weird emissions. There's gonna be real sense and smells. So, and then there's also a queuing, which we've talked about, air trapped in the vagina.

Please do not laugh at that. We're not comfortable about it. Okay, scary moment number three, anal sex. We're back to anal sex as we always are. Okay, it can be scary because it could be painful. To make sure it's at least painful, use lube. There's a lot of lubricant, like I said, you can use my Emily and Tony lube. Eason slowly, make sure the whole time that she's okay.

And if you're finding it really painful, crazy girl, one of our sponsors, cook on the banner at Sex with Emily, they have this anal ease desensitizing gel. That you can use a long size lube, it's bodily safe, and we'll make it a lot less painful. Really? Yeah, analize gel.

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Oh, that's funny. Yes, right that one down. I'm gonna write it down now. Tweet it. Okay, so another swam to the butt. Oh, that's funny. Yes, write that one down. I'm gonna write it down now. Tweet it. Okay, so another thing about anal, yeah, is menace is that people are worried that they're going to, you know, poop, that they're gonna have something come out of their anal?

Is that ever happening with your anal sex account? No, but, oh my God. I have some crazy stories. I think I, what? I think I shared this story probably years ago, but it's absolutely hilarious that, well, I don't recommend it. I've been really tweeting a lot about this lately

because the impop cultures, there's a lot of stuff about Molly, which is ecstasy. Right. And a lot of people are dying. So I do not take it. I do not condone it because it's just way too risky That it's it's just it's not worth it smoke marijuana or something like that, but my friend A couple years ago was on X to see and he was telling me that he

was having anal sex with some girl and was having anal sex with some girl. And she was high on XC and they were just like too comfortable and he got sprayed with fecal matter. When he put it in. When he put it in. And then we had a, he said that he was like all messed up on drugs and he was like in the shower and he was like losing his mind because he was.

Because he's on drugs and it's already worse. Oh my god He got sprayed. I mean spray I mean, I don't know how XC feels are like how your mind is feel so relaxed and whatever Yeah, so what I was because it wouldn't when you hear interviews with porn stars all the time They're like all talking about like their diet and like what they do Is that you should prepare drink apple juice. Don't eat two hours before and then clean and shower clean in the area and the shower. Yeah.

Before and if you're worried about cleanliness. So just make sure you're having sex with some of your love and trust. That's a hilarious story. I know. I've heard some of those stories before. So just be careful when you rush into the anal. Okay. At awkward moment number five, getting your period during sex or having sex on your period.

So I know that menstruation is kind of a weird topic for some people, but it's important to talk to your partner about it. Still want to get it on, but without the mess you can try soft cups. These are similar to menstrual cups, but shape like a diaphragm. And so it sits further up in your vagina over the cervix

to collect the flow and still allow for penetration. But, you know, you just diaphragm and male condom. Consider when you have your period having sex in the tub or the shower. Problem is women, a lot of women, or have sex with their partner. I mean, I can't tell you that women, I feel like I, most men that I've been with are really cool with it. And if you have your period really bad and you don't, but someone in the room might not want it. But if you want it, because a lot of women tend to get more turned on

during their period, put a towel down. Take a shower after like, it's no big deal. Like the blood men are like, oh, I can't do it, do, do, do, do. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know how to judge. I know a man can be grossed out by blood, but it's like, I'm just telling you

from a woman's perspective, the guys who are chill about it. It's not even like I'm saying, yeah, let's have crazy wild sex in my period. No, I don't want that either, but you get a little blood on you, whatever. Jump in the shower, like don't be a pussy about it. Yeah, and while at least give me heads up because I don't want to mess up my first satchi sheets,

you know what I'm saying? So put a towel down, baby. Like women, you know, you know, sometimes you don't know if you're getting it. I know that has happened to me, but you're like, oh my god, I didn't know. My 600 thread count, wait, yeah, 600? Yeah, wait. Yeah, 600?

Yeah. Is this a good one? Yeah, did you get good sheets? Egyptian cotton. Who had honey that could sheet? I'm gonna rule you out for now, that's why I know. But I know I gotta, apparently, it is the highest selling bed sheet

where? It's by Ralph Lauren at Bloomingdale's Yeah, that's what I got a wait had to wait months to get the the full set because it was so it's like the number one Selling in America certainly did not research this your girlfriend dead. No, no, no I mean I saw it one time at Bloomingdale's I get fancy people kind of fancy sometimes It's weird I I get fancy people. You are kind of fancy sometimes. You always like fancy. We always up on me, but I feel like you're fancy. No, I dress like a bum, but I'm at least I'm aware. I'm aware of. You know nice thing.

You appreciate the finer things in life. Yeah, like, you know, I know all the brands, I know everything. I know your arm is, your YSL. I should have a wish list. You're all saints, you're all that kind of stuff. I love all saints. No all that stuff.

But so yeah, I got some really good, some really good bed spread stuff. That's nice. You're all grown up. So pick it up by Bloomingdale's. If you want to impress the ladies. Okay, I actually was interviewed by Cosmome Magazine about this, like it does,

I mean, maybe in your early 20s, you're out of college like I get it, you might not have nice sheets. But women look at that stuff. I mean, if you have gross, crunchy, old sheets, it's not a turn on, it's not hot. You know that you might get laid. It just assume, okay, assume that every time

you live in your house, you might get laid. So you could be bringing someone back, especially if it's a weekend, one night stand, whatever, wash your goddamn sheets, leave your house, you might get laid. So you could be bringing someone back, especially if it's a weekend, one night stand, whatever. Wash your goddamn sheets, make your bed, and also, like, just try to, they're not even expensive. You can go to Amazon or wherever and get, like, above 300 threat count sheets. Or just, like, look at the reviews.

I mean, don't have those itchy scratchy ones that are like, that are polyester? Those are the worst polyester sheets. Yeah. So if your sheets say polyester, and the room right now, throw them out. Yeah, get something soft in it. I think that's like some of the best advice I've ever given on the show in the last 2000 shows. Yeah, you got a final place though that you can get cheap though. Wait for like a special sale.

No, no Costco, let me tell you this. This is Costco. I don't belong to Costco. My mom does. She got that from me as a housewarming gift. Okay. They have these amazing sheets. They are like a million thread cut.

I don't know, I can't damn it. I should get the name of them. I'll, if you guys want to know the name, email me feedback at text.com. They're all cotton. My mom's like, oh my God, everyone's raising about the sheets and I have a king size bed in my new place. And I didn't have a king size sheets.

She bought them from me, ordered them, had them shipped to me. I looked them up online. They were $39 for the entire king set. Wow. Bottom top, whatever, amazing sheets. So you don't have to spend a lot of money. And while you're there, you can pick up some bottles to alcohol because it is the best price to get all.

I know, I'm gonna get a Costco cart, is it? You can get, you get giant bottles of gragos for 40 bucks and any other place would be like 80 bucks, half price. That's crazy. It's the best place to buy. If you, you know, if you wanna get fancy, look, I've been super poor more most of my life.

But when you have a couple extra dollars, you want to get fancy and you want to get nice things. And I spend a lot of money, go to Costco. You can get bottles of crystals, super cheap. You get bottles of Moette, super cheap, Dom Perry on. You're like everyone knows this in the pub, but I don't earn the world with it.

Half the price. Well, a lot of young people don't know it. Like, my dumb ass, I was spending, you know, I was spending like $30 on a bottle of smearin' off at some random like liquor store. Oh, you did. Because I didn't know any better. And so I actually posted it just recently.

I'm like, hey, just a pro tip for all you young people. That's what I wanted to say some money. It's just you looking out for the young alcoholics. I was like, just go to Costco and buy it, and then I follow it up with Don't Drink and Drive. That's it. That's good. And the thing is, I think the barrier to entry there

is that it costs money to join. But it's like $4.5. Yeah, but you saved so much money, and everything else. Okay, that's another good tip. We're all full of them too. And then, you know, I'll call, a lot of times, leads to sex people. It all circles back

Too much alcohol. Oh God. It does it does It's funny because we're talking speaking of alcohol the The they were doing like on today show was just some survey about about wedding nights and They said 30% of people don't sleep together on their wedding night because the bride is too drunk and the other one it was like the higher percentage was the guy was too drunk. Oh the guy I think the guys get too drunk. Oh yeah. Probably was because you're there with all your buddy your bro friends and they're

gonna get you wasted and stuff like that. I know I'm gonna get my buddies getting married next May and I know I'm just getting him tanked. Right, I know, but that's kind of a bummer. That just grew up. You just busted a million women's like wedding night fantasies. Yeah, and you know what's hilarious too? My buddy, because he's his family's like really in the church and stuff.

They try to have a dry wedding. And I was like, hell no. I call them my buddies before he got there because I was part of the wedding party. I was like, dude,. I called him my buddies before he got there because I was part of the wedding party. I was like, dude, pick up a big bottle of vodka because it looked just like water and we're F that dude. So you guys all like passed around? Yeah, yeah, I was just drained.

Oh my God, I'm gonna race it right. And just like, yeah, and his brother who wasn't supposed to drink in, he found out that we had vodka and we started drinking. A dry wedding. That would be top line. Like, why would you even? I mean, I'm not a big drinker, but yeah, I would, I mean, I

don't think I could even marry somebody that would want a dry wedding. I know. Seriously, like that would be the deal breaker. That would be the red flag. Oh, I'm also writing red flag. I'm writing for Patty Stinger, who's the millionaire. Oh, yeah. Love.

I said, I'm writing a blog post for her once a week about sex. I think it comes out every Tuesday. It's Patty knows P-A-T-T t i if you guys are a million or matchmaker fan but i did write a post about red flags recently for her and people loved it like it was and ten low job tips which was another crazy pop it was most traffic she's ever gotten wow yeah yeah and so anyway check that out if you want to petty stinger i don't know her personally but i think she's also we've had to she's really cool. So, okay, another scary moment.

And then we're gonna have to. Yeah, we're gonna record some more shows. Oh my God, we're so awesome. Okay, listen, so awkward number five, can we talk about the period thing? Just chill, you guys, really. Okay, the other one, scary moment, looking or touching, licking or touching his balls.

Licking or touching his balls. So balls can be scary for some women. I've said before I had post-traumatic ball disorder because one time I touched a man's balls in the wrong way. I don't remember what I did. Like, I think that there's no instruction manual. We don't know. Like, I think that we're just told to be like, oh my god, men kicked his balls. He's gonna pass out. So I think I like did something to a guy's balls. And then for years, I didn't touch them. Like, I kind of forgot about him. And then you realize that, you realize that you kind of have to,

that's not a thing you got to talk about. And I think you can ask that during so do you like your balls touched or do you like this? Some guys love it and some guys don't. So you really, that's like the one confusing thing about men. Otherwise there is a bit. It's like 50, 50 with guys.

50, 50 with you, but you can like lick them, play with them. But you could start to, so that can be scary for you in awkward moments. So start by, and also, they can also be dangly hairy and weird. They don't have to be though if they use down under comfort, which is my cream to tapioca tapioca powder formula at Emily and Tony.com. Anyway, this way you do it balls if you're afraid of them. Start by lightly touching them. Jiggle them around your hands a little to get a feel for them. Lick them with long strokes as if you're enjoying an ice cream cone.

They're at least the same shape. Put them in your mouth or try gently rubbing your fingers across this perennium, the nerve-packed bit of skin between his scrotum and his anus. And what I'm going to say is I remember a guy explaining it to me how we like this ball's touch. And he said, put them in your hands. Like, they're two of those, oh man. Like, those like, like, oh man, like those balls,

like those stressed balls, those do you know talking about the, like those balls, Chinese balls? Yeah, yeah. What are they called, the B-not Ben Wab balls, but. We get, we know what you're saying. So I learned that, and now I always think of that when I hold balls.

Okay, because I don't know those Wab balls, I was just a good analogy at the time. Okay, we're a scary moment. The last one, weird noise is an awkward dirty talk. What's the weirdest noise you've ever heard? Or no noise, which is hard. Like I don't like when a guy, like I was dating a guy for a while who went,

like you would have an orgasm and this is how you do it. You go, hmm. I didn't even, that was it. Yeah, like, hmm, really? Like did you come to do not have, I know like you wave your finger, like I don't know what happened. So, Yeah, like, like, really, like, did you come to do not have, I know like, you wave your finger, like, I don't know what happened. So, was it, you know, a sale cry,

or maybe like, a whale bone, like, people make weird noises. So it's all about the thing about sex, it's all about letting go of your inhibition. It's gotta go. Yeah, it's like, exactly, just do something. So don't be surprised when people express themselves. Have you had a guy that made like a huge sound? Yeah.

Oh, totally. Yeah, I have. Have you had women that make like, ah, no, usually like- No, screamers. No, what I do, usually- You muffled their mouths, so they stop from screaming.

Kiss. I usually like, when, kiss them, to make them make less noise. Why? Because you don't want your hair to share. Because I live in a apartment, but I don't want a house. What if you did, though? What if you were in the woods? If I was like gonna mansion or something, I wouldn't care. You've been mine, and she screamed make less noise. Why, because you don't want your hair to share? Because I live in a apartment, but I don't want a house. I would if you did, though. What if you were in the woods?

If I was like gonna mansion or something, I wouldn't care. You wouldn't mind if she screamed or had a house. Yeah, no. Good, okay. But I just, you know. Yeah, you like, you're like, stop it. I, I, I, I suspect that my neighbors are not having sex and I would like them to think the same thing too.

Why? I was playing. You know, I used to be here, okay, good. Oh, speaking about balls real quick, I read it, I read it like 1994. I believe a Mary couple were getting in a fight and The woman kicked the guy in the ball so hard that he died and she got charged with manslaughter No way of that's crazy. I've never that see that's what I was afraid of I was afraid I was gonna kill someone because their balls are post-traumatic ball disorder That's crazy.

God, we've got more. And we didn't get to the emails, but we got to wrap it up. We're doing more shows. We're doing more shows. Emily Metz, we are releasing the Emily Men's shows every Tuesday now. Really?

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