Sex With Emily - SWE: Good Clean Fun

Episode Date: May 9, 2013

One of the biggest turn-offs for both men and women is poor hygiene. Emily shows you how to get squeaky-clean before getting dirty.Then she talks about threesomes cheating, and female ejaculation, and how to acquire a taste for semen. Things get messy in sex, but it's better if you start off with good breath, clean body, and good taste.If you're interested in the hip moves and improving your sex life, check out my sponsors: Crazy Girl, Masque, and Good Vibrations.Use coupon code Emily25 at checkout for 25% off your purchase at Crazy Girl.Use coupon code GVEmily20 at checkout for 20% off purchases of $100 or more at Good Vibrations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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or a lot of people you can find me on Facebook and Twitter, sexwithemily. That's always lot of people you can find me on Facebook and Twitter, sex with Emily. That's always a fun way to get in touch. Topics on today's show from feedback from the emails are how to get or have a threesome. How Kaggle Camp can change, help change the Minuteman is a emotional infidelity cheating, being attracted to older men and female ejaculation, which is a very popular question we get asked. So we're going to get into that today. And we'll also be talking about how to,

we're talking about hygiene, okay? So I've got a lot of shows where I've asked you, but what is the big number, your number one turn off? I used to ask, oh my gosh, what's your number one turn off? And everyone said bad breath, odor, you know, be a body odor, whatever. So today is a hygiene show. We're gonna tell you how your hygiene

might be affecting your sex life negatively and how to turn that around. For example, we're talking to things that you might never even think about, like, you're semen. We could make your semen taste better. We can tell you what you need to do and some of the challenges with hygiene

and for women too, with there's some food you can eat, things you can do. So we're gonna get into that later. And of course, some sex in the news. So, okay, as I talked about yesterday, I was so excited because I have these amazing interns, Kelsey, Erin, and Michelle, they're amazing. And I decided we should go on field trips,

like this is part of the whole sex with Emily experience is doing, I want them to learn about sex and to experience a lot of different things. So we were going to an oral sex class at good vibrations. You know, we're going to good vibrations. It's amazing sex store in San Francisco. And it's one of these really cool sex stores that, you know, like growing up in Michigan, the sex stores were always like these crazy weird things on the side of the road. They were more like peep shows for men to come in and like show there like to go in and like pay a quarter and watch a movie

And then there was like sleazy sex toys and you just but I moved to San Francisco and I was like oh my god Good vibrations you can go in there. You can say to them, you know I'm I really want to learn to how to have a g-spot orgasm and then they have like a hundred vibrant and you just feel safe and comfortable and warm and happy so and my interns had not been there, so that's where we went to the class and we showed up, very excited to take our oral sex class which promise to teach us about Felacio and Cunlingas. We got there only to find out that the class was canceled

because not enough people had registered online at first. I prepared, we were supposed to register online which we didn't do. But several people showed up. We were all there. We were all like we're here for the class but we didn't register so the teacher didn't show up. Okay so what happened is it ended up being an hilarious night. Hey menace. Hi, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm like getting caught up every day trying to get up here. Is it time it was a water guy that had like seriously like 15- Totally fun.

100 jugs. Anyways, so tell me the story. Okay, so I just was starting the story. Okay, menace, we went to good vibrations. You know, I love the vibrations. And in turns, we're mic, my little mini, we're driving, we're blasting music, we're so psyched, we're going to the oral sex class. And we get there and it's canceled.

Because not enough people register. What did they find out because a woman is teaching it? No, no, no, no, no. On how to give a blow to them. No, that was not why. That was because, but so you know I'm in sex school. I haven't been going late. I'm getting my PhD in human sexuality.

And I talk about that. I know. But I didn't, I don't have time to go to the semester. But a lot of my friends from sex school are in the country. So they, so it's three times a year and students flying from all over the world and they were aren't town. So two of my friends from sex school happened to be a good vibrations as well. And it was hilarious because we were all like they're very out there as you can imagine. Like they, I honestly around my sex school friends, I kind of feel like a period. Really? Yeah, a little bit like. Yeah, I've met them before and they, uh I kind of feel like a prude.

Really? Yeah, a little bit. Well, yeah, I've met them before, and they, uh, they get down. I know. So I was like, okay, so it was great for my interest. We were all playing around all the toys, a good vibrations, like they just,

we were just having fun and laughing. And then my friend from, from sex school decides that she wants to buy a strap on, a strap on with a deal though. I think I know which one this is. Go ahead. Which friend this is? Yeah, the one strap on strap on with a deal. Which one this is? Which friend this is? Yeah, the one that was been on the show before. No, no, no, not her, not Sarah.

That's the Sarah show. People can go back and look for the Sarah show. It's on our website. No, this is another one. I can't say her name. I'm going to call her Stacy. So Stacy's like, I always wanted to strap on and she bought a little deal that goes on it because she's always wanted to penetrate a man or a woman with it.

Does it like twist on? How does it get you on? It twists on, it twists on to the strap on. Yeah. So my interns like why eyes wide open, I don't think they had ever really met many people like my sex school friends. It was very fun. So then we bought the strap on and bought some toys and we decided we're going to go get dinner.

We went to get dinner and drinks at a Thai restaurant because I figured we'll just talk about blow jobs, right? And dinner because they're like experts and so you know that we're all experts, I guess you know we're in text school. So we went and we talked about a lot of things and it was really interesting because one of the women in the class, one of my interns asked her said, what is the craziest sexual thing you've ever done? It was like being on the sex center shelf. So she got into her story about this orgy that she was in. I was just going to say orgy. How do you know? Ving, dinging orgy. And was she in the Houston 500? No, she doesn't live here. She lives out of the country. Yeah. No, she's a foreigner. I don't know if I should say

where she's from because she's going to be on the show. Fine. You're a game. Whatever. So she's amazing. No, I was going to say because it's it's so her, but I'm not going to say where she's fine. Point doesn't matter. She had, was in an orgy. She said it was her first time. She was at like a play party and these play parties, like I've been to these sex parties before. And there's usually a lot of rules around them,

like only couples can come, only couples can go together and then single women. But like you can't have sketchy single guys because every single guy is going to want to go to sex parties. So there's like, you know, when you have play parties or sex parties, there's always these rules. So she said that she was met to the sky party and he was like very gentle with her and said, like, what do you want experience? And she's

like, you know, I want to be spanked. And so he was spanking her and then like what then they got on the bed and like one thing led to another. And then there was like people, different people, just kind of coming up and doing different, have shoes having sex with different people, but every time he would let he was like her safe place and he would like check in, he would like do mind if this person comes, do mind if this person and she said it was like this crazy out of body experience, which they call the, what were they calling it again Kelsey, the sub murge. The wacky room.

No, the sub, the, it's a sex term. It's like in your in the, um, this like submerged place, like you're in the, I can't believe it's sort of like, no, it's like this out of body, Nirvana experience that I can't, if there's a sexual term for it. But anyway, you get into this place and you are just like, because, because you were asking, what did it feel like? And she's like, it's just like this crazy blissful, whatever you don't know, we're if coming or going. There's people having sex with you from all sides and all places. Did it feel like a place where her parents would be proud? Is that the kind of place you would be? Oh, that's not judge. I'm not judging them to say. Would her parents be proud? No, probably not.

They're probably like, this is what I raised. How do you think my parents failed? Not that I'm in orgies. Often. So anyway, it was fun. So we actually did get educated on sex, but we just didn't really have, but we talked about oral sex too and we did a little video on it because some of my friends gave tips their own sex tips. So that video is going to be posted at this week. It was oral sex tips from women. If you'd like to give an

oral sex tip medicine, do you think that men are better giving them? I wasn't prepared. Just give one. Okay, what makes it good? Okay, if someone is performing oral sex, then I am. Okay, don't be too soft. Too soft is terrible. Don't be too gentle. Some men like it really gentle. Well, they're pussy. No, they're not. No, that's how different men are. That's interesting. But for you, if a woman is with you, she should be harder and faster and more aggressive. More aggressive.

Yeah. Okay. But the ones that are like barely doing anything, then you should even bother. Don't even bother. Yeah. Like, what do you do if you're having a bad oral sex experience? You just like don't bother. I just he's like, yank her hair up. You're like just, yeah, like let's move and do something else. Right, you're like, it's not working for me. Game over. Okay. No point intended. What did you say?

You suck at that. You suck at that. Right, or don't suck at that. So what else is going on in your life? A lot of things are going on in my life. It's hope day. It is hope day. So I should probably have sex today.

But I don't know if it's gonna happen. What What do you have planned for the day? I have planned for the day. I'm going to dinner. I'm going to dinner with a friend who is Is a guy? No girl. Just an early dinner early dinner or someone I used to work with And we're going to South Park which is right in the street such a beautiful day in San Francisco We saw so many hot got because so okay, so every day I walk here with my interns from my office, which is like 10 minutes away. We walked to the Stitcher studio,

where we are right now. Stitcher is an amazing app that you have to download for your smartphone right now, and you can listen to all the sex with Emily episodes on demand on your smartphone. It's the most amazing app, except for my app, Kagle Camp, which is also a great app.

So, yeah, what were you saying? Oh, so I was saying. You were saying? I forget it was talking. Guess what? It's usually me. So we were walking in the street. And you know when the sun comes out, I remember this from college, like whenever, like it

was like winter and quite the winter in school in Michigan, and it would be like, everyone just looks bad. Like everyone's just like cold and you're bundled up and then all of a sudden summer. So now it's like Damn! It's summer outside and I was like oh my god Kelsey did you see all those hot guys that just walked by there was like seven in a row It was crazy it was because it's sunny and people are just Radiant we're so happy to have the sunshine. Yeah, they Like you know women start wearing less clothing exactly. Just recognize them just

Everywhere right do you notice that? Because sometimes like you get in a slump and you're like, man, there's no, this place is the worst place. There is no shakes here, you know? Sevens think they're 10s, that's my friend says about women's San Francisco. Definitely they do. Sevens think they're 10s. So not, it's typically attractive women in San Francisco.

I didn't know, I don't think that's true. I think there's beautiful women in San Francisco. I don't think you can judge a city on that. But my friend likes to joke that the sevens think they're tanned. I want to tweet that right now. But I the reason I was on my phone right now. I love it and that has explained to me like I swear this is why I was on my phone. No, it was on my phone. I was tweeting to tell people to watch right now. That's why my phone died when I walked in. So I wasn't able to do that. Oh, do you want to tweet it on my phone? No, I did it. That's why I was on my phone. Hello. Anyways, can I switch to a subject I was thinking about last night?

And I don't want you automatically say no. I want you to really think about it and give a response. Like, look deep into it, OK? Wow, OK. All right, this is a little mini subject that I want to bring up. OK. What a girl says to a guy we should get a drink some time.

That means she wants to sleep with you, right? Come on. She doesn't just have a drink. Well, unless it's a work thing and she's trying to get your business. Yeah, but if it's, okay, if it's not a work thing. It's just a random chick that you kind of know in your friends with.

But even if it's a work thing, she shouldn't say a drink. She said, oh, we should go lunch or have a meal day or get coffee. Yeah, she shouldn't say drink. Let's get some time means that she wants to sleep with you, probably eventually, or she's interested in getting to know you more. And she probably wants to eventually have sex to do if she finds you attractive and so getting a drink is an open door. I think saying like, hey, we should get drinks some time is a way of saying like, I mean, yeah, yeah, no, eventually, it could lead to sex or could lead to her being like, Oh,

so did a girl say this to you? No, well, I mean, girls say that all the time. Oh, excuse me. So whatever, yeah, me too, all the time guys say that to me. Of course, they say that like, let's get a drink. No, no, okay, so did this happen to you? That someone just asked you last night, no, I'm just saying people have been saying that like, Oh, this is like a thing like a conversation. You have to think. Yeah, got it.

People should have a phone. Yeah, I think that if someone says to you or for guys, I mean, we should get a drink sometime. I automatically think, yeah, you want to bone me. Yeah. But I'm saying the other way around when a chick says, yeah, for sure. Cool. So we confirmed that.

I mean, I don't think that... Let's get a drink. Let me tell you something. Unless there's something she wants from you. Work, tickets to a concert, let's just say it's a minus. She wants publicity for her company. Like, she wants some work. If there's like something she wants a job, she wants something. Yeah, but she's trying to put in that work to say,

let's get a drink and then... No, no, sometimes you really have work meetings. Sometimes you really do. But if there's no work related, they want to they they're she finds you attractive and says let's say a drink she didn't say like let's get brought. I don't want to hang out with some chicken talk about work. No, but I'm saying if there's a win no one wants to but if she that's what she wants you for. So anyway, that's good menace. So you're going to go out with her for a drink. No, I get no one said that. I'm saying no one said that. No one said that. Do you want to get a drink sometime? Oh my god. I can't get in. No one said that. I'm the same. No one said that. Do you want to get a drink sometime?

Oh my god. You're killing me. Can you take it a drink sometime? We did. We've been drinking lately. I know. Drinking is fun. I like it.

I like it. Except for, did I, we explained the last, the last bar we went to, there was like 15 boys in their underwear. I know. You know, nothing against it. It's just not my thing. You know, maybe we can. We're already there.

Next time we can go to a bar where there's, you know, 15 chicks dancing around. Right. Make it. I'm sure that exists. That costs too much money. It does. The drinks were two for one.

I can get us into Mitchell brothers anytime. I can get into Mitchell brothers anytime. But that's not what you want. You do like strip clubs. Do you? I can't remember. I get confused with you. I'm like, I know you don't like porn and you don't like strip clubs. Yeah, just the strip clubs are the biggest like blue balls dry hump ridiculous thing where people spend hundreds of dollars for For some girl to like rub against you. That so stupid. Right. So pay a pass to. Fellas, dude, pay like, okay, I don't know, that's like $25 now.

Take a picture and movie, maybe got a chance that you'll actually have sex with them. Would you be psyched if we went to a place in the city, then a bar we walked in and women were all like dancing scantily clad in like lingerie? That would have been cool. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't like be. Would have been better than, yeah, I wouldn't be like gawking at chicks. Well, I'm like, oh, that's cool. Right. Probably a little cheesy, but it could be cool.

Got it. It's called hooters, anyways. It's called hooters, exactly. I have a hooters t-shirt, and I wear it to the gym all the time, just because it's one of my favorite t-shirts to work out in, but I wonder if people know that I'm like being ironic. Like, I'm not really a hooters girl, but it's a hooters, it's the real shirt they wear. They probably do, but I don't look like a hooters check.

I don't have like big boobs like that or anything. I dated a hooters. It's the real shirt they wear. They probably do, but I don't look like a hooters check. I don't have like big boobs like that or anything. I dated a hooters girl. Of course, you did. She was from Alabama. She was really cool. It's so them chick. Cooked me dinner and stuff. Wow, that's awesome. That's good. Hooters check. You never cook me dinner and you don't even have food at your house. I know. I have no food at my house whatsoever. What's the last time you cooked a guy? I never have in my entire life. I used to. I've never made a meal for a man. I've never provided for a meal in that way. You are a keeper.

Well, it's funny. I was just talking to my friend who's a chef. She might even be watching right now. Adina shout out to you. Love you. So I was talking to her about today's topic, which I already said, but I'm going to tell you that. I'm going to leave this in I'm going to tell you that.

And we just in cook. Yeah. Well, it kind of came up that way. All right. This is how it came up. No, I don't cook. Like I, I, I'm in any bad, like, there's a whole food blocked my house, but I've never cooked anything in my life. I know it just, I've never got around to it, never learned. It's not like I'm a bad cook. I just never tried to cook. Yeah. But we were talking about this topic of the show because she is a, she is a holistic chef. and she does these cleanses She does all these no she's amazing. She does all these cleanses and she cleanses people and I was asking her on about hygiene Because our show topic today are sex tips that we're getting into later is hygiene

All about hygiene and sex and how like you know the number one turn off is like people are like bad breath But also how you can actually change the time I wanted to confirm with our like can you change because there is a lot of information in line that you can change the taste of your semen and women if you were into that and women can change their taste. How they taste like you are where you eat the foods that you eat and she was like if you're eating toxic foods then you're gonna you know that's how you're gonna taste it could be more toxic. So that's what we were talking about. Food and hygiene.

How did that even wrap around? I don't know. I don't know. No, but what did you say? What did you say a second ago? I'll say it in how you don't cook. I don't cook. So then she said to me, oh, OK, I'm sorry.

I'm going to get there. Ready? Yes. She were talking about taste of semen. And then we got into the taste of semen. I'm like, but I've tasted semen. And I don't think I ever, I don't think in my life, in my career, I don't think I could ever say, oh, his semen and I don't think I ever I don't think in my life in my career. I don't think I could ever say oh his semen was particularly good or this semen was particularly bad or this one was more like pineapple-ask and this one

had a little mango flavor like I don't think I can't remember that and she says well you don't cook and maybe you're not as sophisticated I said yeah maybe you need like a semen like an acquired palette for semen like to really taste the difference between all. So we're talking about that. I'm talking about that. That was my conversation this morning with my friend. She's like, am I on the air? I'm like, no, I just actually really need to talk to you

about this. All right, so you don't cook, and you don't do anything else. Other than sex, what can you bring to a relationship? That's a great question. We should call up some of my access. I have great tasting semen. No. I have no, I think exactly. No, I think I bring a lot to the table. Just my, I'm I'm entertaining. Do clean. Yes. Yeah. Sometimes. I know I clean, I clean, and I'm fun.

And I'm actually really, I think, and I think every chick thinks this, but I'm kind of very low maintenance. Low maintenance. I'm a low maintenance chick. Like, I'm not, I'm like, ooh, when are we going to commit? When are we going to do this? Can it be coming to my parents? I'd like to meet your parents, and can we do this?

I mean, I'm not, like, a and that. I'm not like a demanding girlfriend. I'm not a. I don't like put pressure on them. I'm very casual. I'm easy. Stay. Not easy. I think you need to take a cooking class.

I know. It's that bad. I think so too. And I think you know what? I can't believe you never cooked ever once for a guy. That is crazy. But I always date guys that can cook. So it's awesome.

I can cook like a mother effort, but I got to go order in. I can order in really well. I can buy foods. I can get stuff at whole foods that will look like I made it. And you won't even know. You should just stop talking. What else is going on? No, I for take that's it. We should get into some sex news. I think. All right, what's the news? I'm sorry. Actually, it wasn't like a time today, but we found some goodies, but you know, whatever sex news is. Okay, so there's a Catholic university getting rid of co-ed dorms to stop people from

hooking up. Like, that's going to work. They've come with an ingenious way to battle the college trend of getting super hammered and sleeping with the guy you met at the thing or whatever. Get rid of COED dorms. This is what college president John Garvey announced in Wall Street. I know it's counter-cultural. More than 90% of college housing is now COED, but Christopher pointed out that 41% of students

in COED dorms report binge-drinkling. Binge drinking and students in single sex housing only 17% of them binge-drink. in terms of the same thing. And so that's what they're saying as earth as the reason why they shouldn't be in co-edore. They're still going to find ways to have sex. That's stupid. That's stupid. But anybody go into college where flipflops when you go in the shower or the co-edorems

because you get like, my dorm was co-ed, but it was every other floor. Is that how yours was? Every other floor. No? Is that how yours was? Every other floor, not women. Like men, women, men, women. I don't think we had men next door, no. I went and stayed with my buddy in San Diego at his dorm for like a week and it was co-ed dorms and it was just crazy.

Oh my god, it's so fun. It's best part of college. I mean that's ridiculous. Don't go to this university. Okay, it's okay, weiner, little bit of weiner. Little bit of weiner gate. Little bit of weiner gate. But if they were actually taking to another level, is sexting the new age version of infidelity? So he's admitted to an appropriate telephone email and Twitter conversations with six women in three years.

He said he did not break any laws on when that resigned from office. The big question here is whether online virtual sexual activity and viewing pornography is cheating on your partner. So just sexting constitute cheating. Clinical sexologist says that while flirting can make people feel good about themselves, hiding flirtatious behavior from your partner is caused for concern online or not. So she's saying it is cheating. from your partner is caused for concern online or not. So she's saying it is cheating. I don't know about pornography,

but what he was doing, it's really a toss up for me because I always think cheating is physical, but some people say even emotional cheating. Right, emotional cheating is cheating. It can be cheating if you're violating that bond that you have with your partner. And you're something that you're hiding

and you don't want to tell them that it's cheating, I think. I mean, it's cheating. There's different degrees of cheating. There's different like gradations of it. It's not like, I mean, there's actual like, you know, penetration if you make out with someone, if you send them a tag, a flirty tax. I mean, it's all sort of under the big umbrella of cheating.

So if you make out with somebody you're cheating. Yeah, it's a bummer. I hate that. I wish you could just make out and that wasn't cheating, but that's what they usually is. No, it's not that I ever do that. My views have changed on this because I used to think it's just strictly physical. Right. It has changed in recent. This is right. Yeah, but if it now, yeah, I was like, then you'd really step back and think, man, if you know my girlfriend or my wife was like

Flirting with some guy even though she wasn't gonna move her job though It would not be cool. She was sending in pictures of her like naked body. Yeah her breasts. Yeah, she would be out Right, so it's cheating so that's 10 years ago 15 years ago. This wasn't an issue. Yeah, so now there's all these ways to cheat FYI I don't take no crap either. They're cheating. They're gone. There's no, you're done. There's no other. I'm not going to work through it or anything like that. I don't care if we were together. 15 years in blah, blah. I'm like, I know you say these things, but who knows what could have been happening in a relationship. Okay, that's fair. Okay. I'm like driver. I'm out. She out. What's the latest

on her? I haven't read it. What's the latest? She's gonna cash out. Yeah. How could she ever be with him again? No. I'm just sleeping with the maid. Yeah. Okay. We have polls. Okay. So we talked earlier about the Friends and Benefits program and how sexual family is the most amazing place you can go right now. Seximely.com. Seximely.com, thanks Menace. And we have polls every day and we need you to weigh in on our poll. So here's the result from our last poll. Ready? And I could have called this and.

I vote it on this. You did. Yeah. How did you meet the last person that you dated? Okay. At a bar. So okay, the number one, okay, where should I start? The number one. Okay, the number one most popular place that people should say. Oh, the least one. Number five. Well, they're not in order. I don't know. Okay, 12% this is the, this is the 12% set at work.

Work? That would be my number one. That's five. I know. That's right. 12% at work. 18 no no 15% at a social event. No, that would never happen. 18% at a bar. Okay. 26% through a friend or a relative. That's always good. And 29% online. Hell yeah, because you can filter through so many chicks at one time. You can send your bulge to as many people as you want. You can do like a mass email bulge. It's the online thing is so easy. You can you can practically they don't have this on Facebook, but back in the MySpace days. You loved MySpace. MySpace was amazing before it got all spammed out. Like people can't say they didn't like my I know it's cool to hate hate on my space now

But back when my space was so popular you were the king you can and you can't hate on it But this is what was cool about my space where you can Practically make the chick that you want You know what I'm saying? By by the search they broke down the search to search too. I want to find something that lives within five miles of me. I want them to be this ethnicity. I want them to be this high dating sites do that all the time. Yeah, but this was this was free. Oh, right. Okay. You know, and then you kid. You can break down your interest. And boom, there would be 70 people that lived within five miles of you of all the interest that you're looking for.

And then you just start talking to them online. So I'm not surprised when they say, you know, that's their number one. Number one place. Everyone's meeting online. It's a little harder. I've never met anybody online ever. I would say I've been the 26% child, which is through a friend or relative. That's how I mostly meet people all these days.

How do you even have to television like forever? What does that have to do with anything? I'm just saying you're not like, I don't know. I'm not on the interwebs. Oh good point. I'm not socially active. But I'm hyper-hyper social. I have events every night that's big to go do and things going on

I keep on running into the same people when you can filter them out on the internet. Yeah, I don't you know I don't want to do that. Okay, and the new the new the latest poll out there is are you happy with your sex life? And there's four choices No, I want more Number two. Okay, that's first. Just number two, I would just be happy having any sex. Number three, yes, but I want to start trying new things. Number four, my sex life is great. I'm having plenty of sex these days.

I want to hear from everyone. I want to hear from everyone what you feel by your sex life right now. Right now, one more time. Okay, are you happy with your sex life? No, I want more. I want more. Yeah.

I would be just happy having any sex. That's basically the thing I'm not having a sex. Yes, but I want to. I want more. I would be just happy having any sex. That's basically the thing. I'm not having any sex. Yes, but I want to start trying new things. Or my sex life is great. I'm having plenty of sex these days. So are listeners satisfied or dissatisfied with their sex life right now?

I think the first three are like, you're dissatisfied. No, you have to read into it more. There's nuance. You missed it. And the reading of it. What's the nuance? There's, I can't. And there's just,

there's just subtle, there's subtleties within the language that would, that you will realize that they're not all saying the same thing. Okay. Okay. Does that, is that good? Dad has spoken to you for me. How do you feel about getting into your favorite segment right now? I'm all about it. Yeah. Listen to our emails. But first I want to give a shout out to Adam and Eve. Do it. Because we love them. And you know what I love about Adam Eve is that all of our listeners, they actually like they, you know, you like you say things but they're like, thank you for Adam and Eve. I'm so appreciative. I got the best sex toys ever. Blah, blah, blah. So I mean, people are getting, you know, you can get so many

sex toys. You can get lingerie. You can get sea rings, you can get all lubed up, you can do everything. But the best part about you going to Adam and Eve is that they're offering 50% off most items to all sex thombing listeners. So like most items, 50% off, which is huge. And they'll even throw in three adult DVDs and a free gift and free shipping. And all you have to do is go to AdamNeed.com and enter coupon code Emily at checkout. And that's where you should go buy your sex toy. And you'll help us, you'll help them, what happy plays all around.

And you'll be a sex toy. All right. All right. Hey Emily, first of all, I love your show. I will certainly be subscribing to the Friends with Benefits program. Anyway, my girlfriend and I have been seeing each other for about six months now, and I've gotten curious

and trying a threesome. I've already gotten a friend who's by that's interested if my girlfriend is down for it. So here's the dilemma. I really don't know how to bring up the topic. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks. Alex from Louisville, Kentucky. Alex is he wants to bring another chick, right? Yep, so here's some tips, ready? That's a tough one. This is the way you do it. You just say to her, first of all, I think what you do, he wants to ease into it.

It is a tough one, first of all. I mean, I'm going to get into that in a second about like, like, first of all, three sums have broken up many of relationships. Yeah. I know it's a bummer. It's men's number one fantasy is to have a threesome and yet it's a huge cause of people breaking up.

So what do you do there? So you got to get into it, you got to get into it very, very carefully. You got to ease into a threesome by making it just a fantasy to begin with. So just talk to your partner and say, hey, so what do you ever any fantasies? And she might say, yeah, you know, I've always thought about being with this is your perfect scenario is when she says, oh, yeah, I've always thought about being with another woman. And then you're like, really? Well, would you ever really want to try it? And then you slowly do it. You don't just say, hey, my bisexual friend wants to join us. Like, you don't jump into it that way, because that's what he says.

He's got a bisexual friend. So kind of just make it a secret, like a kind of a secret fantasy between the two of you and talk about it for a while. Like, don't just wash into it. And then like, if she seems interested in the real life, then you can plan the details and discuss how you both envision it. And if you do agree to the three, some, you've got to have rules. Like she might not want to see you with the other

having sex with the other woman. Maybe you're not allowed to kiss her or whatever it is. We've done a lot of shows on threesome and we'll continue to do them because it's one of our main questions that we get asked. So just ease into it. Be careful and just make sure if you get to the point where she's down, you're down with it. You have to set ground rules. make sure if you get to the point where she's down, you're down with it, you have to psych brown rolls. This is the strategy I would take. Why are you rolling the eyes every time I say that? Why?

I didn't roll my eyes. All right. It was, they were, it was with love. This is the strategy I would take. You cannot bring up the three-some. You can't say, I want to, I said that too. No, I don't know. Okay. You don't, you gotta to know I said that too You don't let me finish

You can't bring up the threesome you can't say that you have the girl that's down to have the threesome all that That it was gonna blow up in your face. Yeah totally because she's but she's gonna become jealous of the the bisexual chick and not want her around or anything like that so You know couple have a couple of martinis or whatever. And then you suggest like, you know, have the bisexual girl, you know, kind of, you know, oh, you know, we should, we should kiss to the, to his girlfriend, right? So you should kind of just like kind of imply that they should make out so once they get comfortable with it. Are you 12? I'm making out. You want them to get drunk at the bar and then both of them say be cute if you guys made

out or just like it just be in on it with your mind like a little chick hold on God let me finish be in with it with the bisexual chick have the bisexual chick you know flirt with your girlfriend and then they start making out and then you can see if she's at least open to it. So that's when you get to the stage of it, right? But I'm saying that I'm comfortable. So then you go in for the kill and you can sit.

How is this work for you? I'm just saying this is how it's gonna work. You've been going to work. I have you ever practiced this? No, but I'm just saying it's a better strategy. But you've never had one and it is a real. Because women, let's get everything out in the open, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

that's not gonna work. Communication is a lubrication. Oh my God. Are you going to plan it? Are you living on? Seriously, like, if you say, I wanna have a three-some with my friend that's a bicycle, she's down, are you down?

I'm just trying to give a different, I got it. I got it. But what I'm saying is, talk to her, have you ever had a fantasy? A it I got it for what I'm saying is ease into it talk to her Have you ever had a fantasy a lot of couples never discussed what their fantasies are Like she might be appalled by it and then he doesn't ever suggest that they get kids at the bar That's what I said that's why you should see if the friend can get her into it a little bit

And then you can find out if she's open to it or not and then they're comfortable with each other Okay, and then you can go in. That's all I'm saying. Okay, I hear you. Thanks. Hello. Okay. My, all right. I've been listening to your show for four months.

I love the show. My question is about two months ago, you talked about how the muscle that controls one's your re-thrug can also help a man not be a one minute man and how to exercise it. But how do I know if I'm exercising it correctly? I've felt the directions as you said them, but I worry that maybe somehow I'm not doing it right.

Thanks for the advice, Emily. Adam M. and Milwaukee was constant. Well, first I was talking about the kegletri sizes, which I have an app called keglet camp, which you can download. It's only for the iPhone right now, but it is awesome. And it's the PC muscle. So that's what I'm talking about.

I'm talking about the PC muscle. It's the one of group of four muscles that make up the pelvic floor. So this is where how men can find it. It is located about an inch behind the scrotum, and you're probably most of aware of it during ejaculation when it involuntarily tracks. Okay.

If you're still a little unsure about the location of this muscle, the best way to find it is to volunteer, stop the flow of urine midstream, the next time you're urinating. The PC muscles and muscle you feel contrapped and the no man's land between your scrotum and your anus. It's that pee stopping muscle.

Like when you have to pee and then you stop because someone's walking in the room. That's the muscle that you exercise in, you breathe in, you breathe out, you contract it, you release it, you contract it, you release it, and that really helps man with premature ejaculation. Guys call it the taint. Sure, that's what it says. Taint, taint this, taint that or whatever. So that's my response to Adam and that, did you want to disagree where the...

No, no, no, I'm just saying that the street terms are called taint. It's true, you're right. You bring in the street. The street term. called taint. It's true, you're right. You bring in the street. The street term. I love it. Just in case he doesn't know the medical term of your PC muscle. Exactly. That's all. Appreciate it.

Hey, Emily Menis, when I first found your podcast, my wife and I were going through a rough patch in our marriage, and your advice has really been helpful in turning everything around. Your advertisements for Adam and Eve were excellent, and we purchased some really fun games and videos. I took it upon myself to listen to a few of your older podcasts and I have to say that the episode about emotional infidelity truly hit home because my wife was beginning to have an emotional affair without even realizing it. I believe it was menace that said emotional infidelity

was not actually cheating as it is not physical. I personally feel that emotional affairs are just that. Affairs. Well, they may not be physical, they can cause the person caught in the affair to become distant from their partner, and may eventually lead to the end of a relationship. I'm curious as to what your opinions are in the matter now, and if menace has changed his position on the matter, keep up the great work Tyler from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Well, we have, we just discussed that. I have changed my views. Yeah, we said, right, with all the online activity now and how we are connecting and sending intimate emails and texts and pictures and all that stuff, I think that it is cheating. Yeah, we talked about that a little earlier on the show that

that I think it is cheating. And it's, it's whatever makes you feel, I mean, if it makes you feel your wife was dishonest to, if she's been dishonest to you in a way or she's creating a secret intimacy with someone else and not sharing that with you, I would say that's cheating. Other couples might have. I think that he's a person in the past, so, you know, that's good that they got over it

with some Adam and Eve. With some Adam and Eve sexualized. I wanna know when he said Vity bots and really fun games and videos. Yeah. There's so many fun. I think to know when he said that he bought some really fun games and videos. Yeah. There's so many fun. I think that like the sex dice that I brought in. Men is wants to create his own sex dice. It just says blow job on it and one side and shut shut the f-op on the other. And clean something and cook dinner. I told that to a few people this night. Those of you who make my biggest nightmares sex dice, they'd be like, cook. I'm like, sorry, I can't do that. Can you roll again?

Okay. I roll the first dice. One side of the dice says blow job. So then I get the blow job. And then I roll the second part of the dice. And it says, you know, clean kitchen. Right. Awesome.

But the thing about sex games is that they do have these really fun sex games where you can ask your partner different questions and you can learn, like, truth or dare, or there are these little, like, the erotica cards that I did a show on this a few weeks back. And you just, how you find out more about your partner. I know you think it's silly to talk about it, but a lot of times men can't just dive in with threesome. Like, here, look, I found my bisexual friend.

Would you like to have a threesome? You need to, like, ease into it. Like, she might have, that might already be your fantasy. Like, how psyched are you if you've been dying out with threesome? three some and your girl says to you yeah I've actually always thought about being with woman which is like a number one woman with a top fantasy for women so it might be you're in you know yeah hey Emily what I was trying to think of a game that I can make in a sexual game like I want to make a sex game I know I say some lies or dungeon dragons that I want to make yeah you know exactly you get to a dirty version you can turn everything into a sex game but game. I know I say that every day. Dungeon, traction that I want to make. Yeah, exactly.

You get to a dirty version. You can turn everything into a 16. But Adam and Eve does have a lot of really fun. Just like games for couples. Like how to loosen up sexually. So helps. Emily, I accidentally stumbled upon your show. What?

I always laugh when they say that. What? I accidentally stumbled upon your show. I know. We always laugh at that. We're like, what were you searching for? Yeah. I accidentally stumbled upon your show on my Palm know, we always laugh at that. We're like, what were you searching for? Yeah. I accidentally stumbled upon your show on my palm pre-app and I can't stop listening.

I'm a 20-year-old female and I can't remember time when I was ever attracted to a man less than 20 years my senior. I'm currently dating a 44-year-old with whom I worked with for a year and a half. We were dating for about four months before I decided to move on to a new job. He's truly phenomenal person in our relationship

only continues to get stronger. We've been together for a year now. I think it feels great. Go for it. Keep up the great talk, Amps. Signed Lauren. So Lauren is saying I should date someone older too. I should go for it.

I think if it feels right, go for it. She's just saying in her life it works for her. She's, wow, 20 years, that's different. That's a big difference. Don't you think? Do you want to get with the older man? No, I mean older than me I would. Yeah, but not like super like not. I can't imagine after I can't imagine the other. He's single now. Yeah. I can't imagine dating anyone 20 years older. I think that is a, and I have a tons of friends who have. I mean many friends who have. I just think that that's a huge, huge gap.

That's, yeah, that's pretty good. It's a generational. It's like, yeah. What do you, what do you talk about? Like, you know, I don't know what you were talking about. I don't know, I think like, I used to have cassette tape. And then what the hell was that? You know?

So that's because that tapes, I'm out exactly. It would be sort of whatever, but, but it works for her. So that's what I'm saying is that in love and in relationships that I give advice all day long, but you know there are no rhyme or rule, there's no, it's not set in stone. Sometimes people find great love with every different kind of person. Okay, hi Emily. I just got into your podcast. I have great parents that taught me gradually about sex from a medical dictionary textbook. They also said sex is fun and that it's better when you love the person. I hit

puberty before all the other girls and I had an orgasm from masturbating, just doing what felt good and had a small orgasm without knowing what it was. I've recently, within this year, started being able to ejaculate. Could you please talk a bit more about it on your show? Also, oh my, which is a brand, makes some great vegetarian loop that has great food juice in it, and you can actually eat it if you really wanted to for oral. I just wanted to mention that since you mentioned some girls' guys taste odd or gross. That's funny, because we're doing a hygiene show

in a few minutes. I don't remember saying gross, but maybe you did. Okay, could you possibly talk about allergies and sex because I couldn't use it as she gets nothing, because I can't use latex condoms or vinyl, keep it up, it's enjoyable and funny and educational, Jane. What do you use if you're allergic to latex? Well, thank you, that's a good question.

That's, there's, there, you can tell if you're allergic, to latex, there's a protein in the latex that used to make condoms. And so people are allergic to this protein. Symptoms include like a hive like rash, itching, dryness, and sometimes shortness of breath, welts, and eczema. But sometimes women think they're allergic to condoms, but they're actually not allergic to latex, but it's not actually the latex. It could be the sperm-sided alubricant that's actually in the condom, so you just switch brands.

It doesn't mean that you are not, but there are other options. You can try lambskin or polyurethane, polyurethane condoms, but the problem with those condoms are they're a lot thinner and they could break easier, they could tear easier. So it's's kind of like make sure that you really do have a latex allergy before you move on to Lanskin or polyurethane because they well they are good they're not there's a lot of say they can break and that's a bummer right but female ejaculation you just get right over that menace no I didn't yeah you

would write to the condom. I just want to know, I just educate people. Because there's lots of women, right? Because there's right. Okay, so I need to hydrate, talk about female ejaculation. So, okay, here's what it is. Do you know what it is? All women, I'm just going to tell you a few things about.

They have a functional prostate gland about the side of their thumb that surrounds their urethra, just like the male prostate. It produces fluid beginning at puberty. So within the prostate gland, there can be an area of increased sensitivity more commonly referred to as the G-spot when the prostate, so this is when a woman can ejaculate. When the prostate gland is stimulated, many women experience female ejaculation and a distinctive type of orgasm. It's the vaginal orgasm. And the liquid-release during female ejaculation and a distinctive type of orgasm. It's the vaginal orgasm. And the liquid-release-drink-female ejaculation is not the same as urine. So there's like a lot of a debate out there that people think that it doesn't really exist, but it does really exist, female ejaculation.

And you can practice, you can learn. They're really peeing on you. No, they're not peeing on you. They're really not. I mean, they might be, if that's their thing. But it really is a whole different fluid comes from a different place a whole different thing and usually you can learn to By like by stimulating the g-spot with your fingers or with a vibrator you can like learn to make yourself ejaculate you can learn it. It's a learned skill you just have to practice so that's where it all happens.

That yeah, what? That's it for emails? No. Oh, OK. No. But we have to get into. We've got we've got a lot of our high-rate. OK, can I see a one quick thing? But then we'll do one more and then we're going to get into because I love the topic of today's show. OK. Go ahead.

Well, I don't know what your last email is about. What your last email real quick? A Rajin is found. Rajin is OK. We'll say that for a second second What about my big idea? Oh How are you just gonna blow over a million million dollar idea everybody that I came up with yesterday for the show where there's a USB machine that will have sex with you. I didn't understand that. What do you mean you didn't understand it? I just forwarded you the email so one of our listeners forward us. Well, okay, let me break it down. Break it down.

Break it down. I don't even understand this. All right. This is how it goes. Are you guys surprised? Hi, I don't get it. So I came up with a million dollar idea for having a sex toy that you can plug in USB to your computer that will have sex with you while you're listening to the sex with Emily Show. How do you have sex with it? You put it on your, on your weiner,

or it could be like a dildo, and it has sex with you while you're listening. Right. So you want me to demonstrate everybody, I have a iPhone plugged into USB right now, right? So pretend my iPhone is a sex toy. Okay. We're talking right now while the show's going on.

Your iPhone is having sex with toy. Okay. We're talking right now. All the shows going on. Your iPhone is having sex with you. Okay. And you didn't even look at the email that was sent. I just wanted it. I was, no. I was missing. There's something out there that is exactly what I'm talking about. Right. Okay. I had huge response on my Facebook yesterday about this. Oh, you posted it. No, but people were saying to the show. So there's some kind of men's wants us to tell some plug-ins so you can have sex while you're listening to show I think you're blowing over something that people really enjoyed that's all A lot of people hit me up on face. I don't get it though. I don't get it. I don't get it It's a bad but if you're a man if you're a man, okay, and it's plugged in like your iPhone How do you have sex it? It's like a like a, this like one of those pocket vagina things.

That's what I thought. But it looked hard, it looked hard. Do you see the whole, where you stick your finger in it? And I just forwarded to you, no. Okay. Whatever, but thank you for sending it, whoever sent that in.

We should give a shout out to him tomorrow. What, I think it's a medicine, really, I think he's, I did. Oh, yeah, that he didn't look into it because I thought, because I thought, I mean, because you're I thought because I think you're being serious. You have to respond to it. People responding.

I didn't think you were being serious. I'm not serious. Like, I really want to make it. But it was funny that I talked about it and there is something out there that's like that. I know. That is kind of crazy. I want to bring you combined.

There was a special website for it and everything. Yeah. It was crazy because the website looks so generic and like a business website, but it looks like a medical device. Yeah, but it's an actual USB device that will have sex with you on your computer. Why you listen to a section of the family? Why not? I like it.

I like it. It's growing on me. It's good. Okay. Let's get to the end of Roger Ness's own. I think I think stuff like that. All right. No, okay. We don't have time. Let's go into the other thing

Oh my god, you're hilarious. It is about kissing next men. I know Why do you have a problem with kissing the next? No, I don't have problems with kissing the next Okay, but we're gonna have to get to those emails tomorrow. I don't want to hear somebody crying about how their neck is not getting kissed That's all that's not what I was about But you've tuned in tomorrow Because we're doing a daily show dudes everyone realizes is daily. This is live. There's video We are have cameras in the studio and soon we can top of it being a audio podcast It is also a video podcast that you can carry with you everywhere everywhere and you can even watch it on your television if you wanted to and

Emily's gonna be responding to all your emails via the website the polls There's so many new things and we're just working out everything with stitcher too So if there's like some weird stuff going on You can still listen with the stichre app on your smart Right and the app is free The app is free, right? And you just got to join and become a friend's benefit support us support our work Like we're changing the world one orgasm at a time We are helping everyone with their sex life. We've helped millions of people with their sex life.

And hopefully, you know, you learn something, it's worth it. And you want to pay and sign up. We totally appreciate that. We want to do that. We love that. Ready? Top six, person.

Okay. So we're talking about hygiene, right? Yeah. So here's just some personal hygiene mistakes, right? I'm just going to run through these real quick hair in the wrong places. Don't if hair are growing out of places that shouldn't use trim.

We've talked, we did a whole trimming show a few weeks ago. Stench, don't stink, use deodorant where colona perfume if necessary. These are just complaints in the top hygiene mistakes. Bad breath. So brush your teeth. Smoking, avoid smokers, breath or don't smoke. Oily, greasy hair and creepy fingernails. Those are the top six personal hygiene mistakes that people are making.

And so I thought that was important just to bring up because you should examine all those things that you know, do hair in the wrong places, how do you smell that? I mean, people with comments, people don't know they smell bad. How can you tell them? Oh my God, I don't know how to tell people.

How do you do that? When you go, you know, there's the guy that you always see and you're like, oh my God, he's coming close to me and he's the worst breath ever. And then you told him, it your breath because he really can Thanks, how do you how do you tell someone? You don't so everyone is listening you might have bad breath and you should go talk to your best friend and breathe in their face and ask them Yeah, well no, I ask people all the time. It's just my breath. I think please tell me right do they tell you?

Yeah, they'll tell me oh they will be good friends like that oh good so you should do that you guys you should do all your friends ask them do creepy fingernails oil agrees to hear whatever so I ask you what is the perfume that you wear if you wear any I do I wear two different perfumes I wear Joe Malone which is my favorite Joe Malone I wear nectarine and honey blossom. Where's that from? Uh, Neiman Marcus. Yeah. And then I also wear Gucci for men.

Gucci for men? Yeah, but it smells amazing. Uh, uh. I don't know, because I love it. Like, I love it, love it, love it. That's where I wear. Dude, what do you wear? You always wear something.

I wear. You smell good. Chanel Platinum. Do I ever tell you that you smell good? Thank you. You do smell good, always. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, it's Chanel Platinum. Do I ever tell you that you smell good? Thank you. You do smell good always. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, it's Chanel Platinum.

I used to wear Chanel Platinum and then switch off between Doshikabana, but Doshikabana was just, it smelled good, but it was just too strong. Okay. I just put on like a dab and it's like, I, you think I took a shower in it. Got it. Okay, so yeah, we're cologne or whatever if you need to. Okay, we're going to talk about how to make your sperm taste better Because here's a thing let me tell you this you got to take care of your body And if you are eating things or eating foods or putting things your body you're not working out

You're not exercising you're not you're not you're not getting rid of any toxins in your body If you've a toxic diet or toxic life It's gonna come out in your semen. So there are some things that you can do to make it taste better Okay, ready? Yeah. Cut out. And okay, this is, I'm not saying you have to do all of these things. These are just some suggestions because I could never cut out alcohol caffeine, recreational drugs, and nicotine. I can't cut out any of those, but anyway, I don't know, but this is, we also are going to get into how to make your vagina taste better in a minute. They're all pollutants. so cut out alcohol caffeine, recreational drugs, drink lots of water,

one to two liters a day to flush out body toxins, eat plenty of fruit to sweeten your sperm taste. Pineapple, papaya, cranberry, melons, mangoes, apples, grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in their sugars and offset the bitter taste. Well, it is true vegetarian generally of better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid. Are you listening? Yeah. Any vegetables from the cabbage family or big offenders including cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus? No.

It's gross anyways. Cut out red meat. I don't... You don't need... You're yelling at me, do you eat vegetables? Do you cook? Do you cook? Yeah, I cook. Can I come over over dinner? No. Hungry all the time. I can't cook.

Hungry all the day, I'm hungry. Cut out red meat. It's one of the main offenders, it says. Yeah, I am. And the experiment tastes like salt. I just recently did that. I went back to cutting that. Oh, you did?

Yeah, I went vegetarian for like a year. And then I had to do some TV show and I ate a steak and it was delicious and then I went I went back to eating meat But then probably about a week get a half ago two weeks ago. I started cutting out red meat again Wow, why oh cuz you love red meat your big. I'm not a big red meat eater. Yeah, I love it But it's just not lean right right right. Okay. Okay well that's good because it'll make your sperm case better. Avoid heavy spices such as garlic and onions. They're big offenders when it comes to sperm. Jesus Christ. Everyone eats garlic and onions. It's like in all the food. Like so much that affects your sperm. Yeah. On daily basis for sure. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better. There's no evidence that they work. Okay, then what's the evidence that eating different is going to make it work?

Because it's true. You are what you eat and what comes out of you. So here's a story, ready? So I have a friend who was dating a woman for a while and he's a very close friend of mine and he was like, you know what Emily? I think she's amazing, whatever, but I got it. We were talking about their sex life, of course, because that's what I talk about. And he said, I don't like the way she tastes. So when he's performing all, she's a vegetable, she was a vegan. Oh, yeah. She took tons of vitamins and he's like, she tasted horrible.

She tasted like vitamins. Yeah. And so you mean, you are what you put in your body and that's just going to come out of you. So I thought that was a really interesting story. I was like, yeah, you had to self like throw away vitamins. You know, I don't know, but I don't take vitamins. But I'm saying not to bring me down, but what?

Feecons have the worst smelling farts on the planet. They do? Oh my God, it's so bad. I didn't know that. I used to work with one and he would, and then apparently vegans fart a lot too. And it was so. Oh, beans fiber. Yeah, it was all beans fiber so bad it was It was so I wonder but but but they okay, so maybe that maybe right okay, so maybe they smell bad in that way

But they're seeming amazing No way you're just saying that they're the nasty tasting no, I didn't I said knocking vegans I mean if you can eat that life try to meet as natural food as possible okay but I'm just saying, you know, if you break when like, you know, find the hazmat too that you can put on or something that's crazy and you knew it was coming from him oh yeah, it was so bad it was going around the office

we're like, dude, it was, one of the bosses said like, hey, you're gonna have to go somewhere really? that it was so bad that is bad. Maybe he had a problem No, this is beyond the vegan thing. Yeah Okay, here's how to make your vagina taste better Okay, I really want to make my vagina Dude women want to know proper hygiene while the inside of the vagina usually keeps itself clean Outtake and usually will help some time to wash every day gentle additive-free soap to keep it fresh and smelling nice. But don't use those duchess nuts up because that stuff is beassin' it's bad for you.

Shaving, if you don't mind shaving, consider that once the pubic here is gone, things like sweat won't get trapped in that area. That's another reason for women to shave it all off, I guess. Shaving will also improve the taste, much the same way it improves the smell. How about that? Flavored oils, there are flavored massage oils available that can be used on the vagina to improve the taste and smell, but these are only to be used during sex,

not during everyday activities. So there's special things you can use, but again, check the ingredients. Be careful with stuff like that. But if it says it specifically for that, I'd give a second opinion, check it out. Make sure the kind you get is specifically, yeah, exactly, intended for sex.

Drinking juice for women, same thing. Cranberry and pineapple juice have both in reported to improve the taste and scent. Yeah. Even if you only drink a glass of one of these juices a day, you can still see changes. The pineapple juice trick works for men too, so if you live with your partner,

consider getting him to try it with you. I think this would be a very interesting experience. Overall, stick to a diet of lots of vegetables, fruit, and whole grains, and try to avoid foods that affect your breath. This is food. Just eat food vegetables. We should all just be out there.

Yes, we are. I know. No, they're not. I'm like, I know. No, they're not. I love,, I know. No, they're not. I love, I want to like do a whole juice cleanse. But my friend I was mentioning earlier, Dino, she's an amazing cleanser.

Like I really. You guys can go to yoga and meditate. Exactly. What's wrong with that? I think it's just, this is another reason why people should just, you just try to be healthier. If you're complaining about your sex life, I'm not saying it's because your semen's bad.

I'm not saying that I've ever even complained about a man's semen or anything that you have a problem. I'm just giving you suggestions here. But I think that really the healthier you are, what you eat, if you exercise, it's going to bode well better for your sex life, for sure. Um, are you getting planned on changing your diet at all? No. Okay.

Um, I have. I have. You don't have to pretend that you eat all healthy. I don't. I do. I'm really. Every morning I get the same stone from my coffee shop. I get a medium coffee from Martha's coffee in San Francisco, which is the best coffee in the whole world.

Martha's Martha's. Shout out to Martha's coffee muffin. And then I usually eat like a yogurt, like a Greek yogurt. Okay. And I like to put flax seed in it for fiber and honey. It's like a good breakfast thing too, like later on the day. Then I like yesterday I had quizno sub. For dinner?

No for lunch. I had a quizno sub. I last night had a light, oh yeah, yeah, I went with the interned. We went out for Thai food. We went out for Thai food and I had Thai food. Just a little bit though, but not enough. So then I went home and I ate more, but nothing that healthy. Just what I had like, string cheese and, yeah, not much food in my house.

Tuna fish. I didn't need it, but I could have tuna fish. I have time for that's the only thing I have in my house that I don't like. If there's an earthquake, it's like just me and a can of like Charlie Tuna. And I'm like, that's me. That's all I got to eat.

You do? I seriously don't know where my house. That's all I got. Well, that's all I got to make for you. Next time you come over. But we can go to all the foods. It'll be awesome. Okay, that's what we got for you today.

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