Sex With Emily - SWE: Guest Comedian Brad Williams on Having Crazy Sex

Episode Date: January 11, 2014

Comedian Brad Williams is a little person with a very big and crazy sex life. Brad Williams is on a mission to change the way people think about little people with his comedy and his penis. He’s out to prove that little people are wonderful, well-endowed, lovers. Here’s what we cover on the show: How to pull her hair completely pain-free, how to spank with style, how to explore choke play during sex without completely freaking her out, how big are little people’s penises? Why doggie style is the best position for a little person, Jennifer Lawrence’s butt plug collection, anal sex tips for the first time, women who can have orgasms exclusively through anal sex, having sex with a woman while her husband watches, getting punched in the face by a woman while she orgasms. Use coupon code EMILY for 15% off at Good Vibrations: http://bit.ly/19rLghs. Use coupon code EMILY25 for 25% off at crazygirlproducts.com and coupon code EMILY for 20% off your first purchase at Emilyandtony.com. Check out my new vibrator store: www.sexwithemilyovo.com/.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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And the Adam's nipples almost,... major cry made you give you a banner what i don't really care about them but it's for the sake of the show it's a sex show uh... amie at his nipples almost make their debut in this movie numerous times mr. skindley hot mr. skin oh they almost make their their their always threatening to pop out oh that's how i see don't you think that's hotter i got a bring my guess i'm sure he's got a lot to say about this is bright lights he's uh...'s got a lot to say about this. This is Brad Williams.

He's a- I know a lot about nipples. Hi Brad. So good to see you. I'm so glad you're here. I'm like why not just we're all just gonna talk now about nipples. Sure. Brad, I'm so glad you're here.

I met you during love line, which I was hosting, which was so fun. And now you're here on the show. Talk all about your sex life. Yes, because I felt the last that when I was on love line. This is, I feel I bring a sexual experience that you may not actually be too familiar with. I'm not, we're gonna get it. Tell me why, let's talk people why.

Well, because I'm a little person and not when I say little person, you go, oh, what, like, you're five foot three? Right. No, I would suck a dick to be five foot three. I am four foot four. So I'm a tiny dude, little person dwarf, major, whatever you wanna say. And when I was on Love Line, you were fascinated by the whole dwarf sex thing because I get laid.

I wasn't fifth in you at late. I wanna hear about how you get laid and the sex that you have and all that. But we could get into that in two seconds, but I wanna hear, well because yeah, we will get into that in two seconds, but I want to hear well because yeah, we will. One second. Nipples. Nipples quickly about nipples. I just want to say that I feel like it's almost better when women don't like the hint of something like when you almost see a woman's nipple or you almost see sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Not on nudes.com. It's

a good place to go sometimes. Okay. Are you rather to the whole nipple? No, no, I'm just saying. I want to go back to the points that was before we get into bread. There's definitely been girls that have dated that as soon as they're close to come off, I'm like, oh, no. You wish you had that happen to you too. Yeah, I've had a couple of times like that. There's been a couple women in my life that were regular sexual partners that I would prefer that they would keep the bra on.

And that would turn me on more. Just because their breasts would look amazing in the bra and once they were out of the bra, they would be like, damn it. I know the bras, they're so misleading. Sure. Because they're like uplifting and they've got like 10, you know, all this padding, I'm like holding my breasts here. But my boobs, I don't even know, I think I've a a push up on but it's pretty real. Well, I think you're

there. I mean, they're pretty real. I'm sorry. You know, you know, I have my problem. My bra isn't like too bad or anything. It's like a regular bra and I don't have a boot job. Although I was dating I recently who he said he thought that I did until we had sex and he realized that I did not. So if you were thinking the same thing, I just want you to know that I don't have a boot job. If you were curious, so okay Brad,

talk to me about your sex life. Talk to me about you first of all, you've podcast. Yes, I have a podcast called About Last Night. I do it with my buddy and comedian Adam Ray. Adam was in the movie The Heat. He played the bad guy that the nightclub owner with the beard who ran the nightclub who got to motorboat, Sandra Bullock, and his first ever seen in movies.

So good on you, Adam. That is a good one. I love it. Oh my God, that's fun. He was really good. Yeah. That was his first movie ever? That was his first movie ever.

He did a bang up job, I liked him. There you go. He is my podcast partner, my heterosexual life mate, and we have a great guest on, and we talk about, I don't know a great guest on and we talk about I don't know whatever the hell we want to talk about You just got to talk do you even see scripts or do you anything or no because being two comedians that are on the road Frequently we always have road stories. We always have things to go on and we always have fascinating guests that That have their own stories and their own takes on what's on what's going on?

So I think Julian's on or do you have everyone on? We've had we had your own Dr. Drew on we about we had Lisa Kudrow on amazing and Michael McDonald from Mad TV and we had Paul Feig the director of the heat all of these people wow yeah we have a, we have a nice assortment. That sounds good. OK. And you're doing, you're taking a break from your Santa right now, you're somewhere?

Just in December, just in December. Oh, yeah, because it's like December. Just like December. Yeah. Don't you love that everyone, do you live in LA too? Yes. OK, this is a phenomenon because I live in San Francisco on a Twitter.

And everyone in LA loves to say, oh, the whole town shuts down in December. Like, no one does anything after like the 15th. But I like that anywhere else. He's like, you can't get anything done the whole month of December. I'm like, really? Should I just leave?

Should I stop? Yeah, well, it's because it's show business down. And show business. And show business, they like to take time off. And they're like, December's just done. Nothing happens. But I feel like you can't even talk to it. Like, I feel like I don't even want to do it.

I'm a workaholic. So what happens in December? It's like I'm detoxing. I just have fun going to movies. Fill your time with sex. I should have filled my time. I'm trying to, but I'm not. No, I actually am having more sex.

I mean, okay, you're telling me that you're sex life. My sex life is a lot of tall women that have a bucket list item. Really? And you're on their bucket list. They're like, I want to see this little person. It's something different. It's something new. That's true.

That is different and new, I guess, for many people. Sure. And like, because a lot of people just assume that I sleep with other little people. And I do. Don't get me wrong. There's quite a few. But the majority are tall women that just say, well, I have it tried that. And they do me like, okay, so is there like a,

do they find you online? Do you meet them at a bar and they're like, hey, being a comedian helps? Yeah, because you have fans and people just throw themselves at you. And then I talk, the second you put a mic in your next year mouth, what? Yeah, and yeah,

but then I talk for an hour on stage and I do a couple of jokes about How women are curious about having sex a little person and normally I get women that come up to me after shows and go I'm one of those women. I'm kind of curious. Do you plant that seed? So you think that in their head and mind so it will happen after I show you things? I didn't do it on purpose. I did it because in their head and mind so it will happen after I show you things. I didn't do it on purpose. I did it because literally there were so many questions afterward from people. I thought, well, let me just answer them on stage.

And then let's like, there was a time where I would open up my shows to Q&A's from the audience. Like, hey, does anyone have, like, because a lot of times people aren't around people to work with them and they're afraid to talk to them once. So they don't get to ask questions So I would open up my show to questions and I would say 75% of the time the first question would be how big is your dick? They all ask that yeah from women and dudes that's the thing is like dudes are very fascinated by that and I don't know if they just don't

Want to know that a dwarf has a larger penis than them. You do, Prowley, don't you? You have a big dick, huh? Well, here's what I say. And I have measured, every guy has, if it's a guy's like, I have never measured my penis. Bullshit! Right, every guy has.

He is lying and not only has he measured, but he made sure he had the biggest boner possible when he measured because that becomes your number. Exactly, and he shaved, too. made sure he had the biggest boner possible when he measured because that becomes your number. Exactly. And he shaved, too. Yes. Men shaved, so it looks longer.

That's like your 40 time at the NFL Combine. Exactly. You have to post the best number possible because that's your number that will follow you. So yeah, of course I've measured. And it's six inches. Oh, that's a little above average. Is it? It's five to seven inches, is that average? Okay. I mean, my thought was always that. A, that's a little above average. Is it it's five to five to seven inches? Is that right?

Okay, I mean my my thought was always that five. Yeah. Yeah, my thought that always it was average But then on me just looks fucking huge That could be it too. Whatever works. It's all about perspective like at four foot four six inches on me is like damn You know, it's it's good and i can legitimately say without exaggeration that hangs down in my knee right exactly and not that many guys could say that exactly and that's the first question from your audience

yet i don't have to say that now we know about your penis sure and that's usually uh... how i would hook up with women is they would just ask about that and i and i would say uh... well i'll uh... i'll show it to you because I don't mind because I know because I like to show as many women as possible to get the word out that that that dwarves aren't packing pieces or packing can exactly I did not assume that I but I could see that people would assume that I'm glad

we could have this up do you know how laid you're going gonna get after the show because everybody? Good cannon. That was awesome feedback at sex at levy.com if you want to sleep with Brad Because I do get behind every time I people email me I do I do lots of emails live who are listening to the show So what was your first sexual experience like oh my god, okay? This is this is a story. Oh good Okay, this isn't your normal. We had been dating for two years and we let some candles in it with a few. Okay, here, when I lost my virginity to a lovely little person who I've been dating for two years, yeah, two years. Okay. And we, and we were both virgins now. I wanted to lose it quickly. I'm a dude. I will do you I was 21 I lost Okay, and But she was a hardcore Christian

But wasn't against the fact of having sex before marriage But just wanted to make sure that it was a real relationship and that it was something that could be something great and I'm fine with that. Okay great. She's a great girl. I'll stick around. Good. So she finally comes to me and says, you know what, I'm ready. Let's do this.

Let's concentrate the relationship. Excellent. We set up the night. I, you know, she tries to set whatever mood. I come over right before we start getting into it. She says, okay, now before we do this, we need to pray about this that's the biggest buzz kill I've ever heard of my little I'm sorry for

the little it's okay, it's fine, but I'm like, okay, pray and you know as a 20 year old virgin, you're like like it wouldn't matter what she had said, I would said okay She's like hey rub rub this spike log. Oh, oh, oh, we're not sick. Yeah, darn okay Let's get to the next part totally, but she but but she says like I want you to do it I want you to pray and like wait but pray for what she goes you have to ask You have to tell God that this is not a Sins of the flesh that we are doing this out of love and that you want him to bless this sexual Union, I'm like you want me to ask God to Essentially bless my penis. Oh my god, like that's like talk about a holy stick

Yeah, I mean talk about like just but you're so excited to get laid Yes, so you're like I'll say anything but so we. So we get on our knees and not in the sexual way. Yes. In the middle of her play, in the middle of her room, and we're both naked. And she's like looking at me like, OK, go for it. And I'm like, dear God, please bless the sexual union that we are about to make.

And just like, I did this whole long prayer. prayer and like thank God I'm a comedian and I have meet the parents Do you ever see that scene with Ben still are when he's sitting at the table and he's like they make him pray and he says dear God Yeah, I always dear God your God. Oh, God. Yeah, so dear God. Please tell me your hands clasped around your dick Please tell me that did you I got the magic stick. Uh, yeah, he said like we we were holding our hands, uh, we were holding our hands together, but but we were both naked. So, so this is a god you've already naked. Okay. Yes. So you're about doing, you're like, have a boner. I'm picturing the boner just going down with each verse. Yeah. Listen, watching. Yeah. See, okay, then picture you naked with your boner going down. It's fine. Okay.

Yeah. The boat, the boner was pointing up. And then as the prayer kept going, kept going, it just went south and south. And then, and then it was just pointing towards Satan. That's that's a turn off for her. I'm sure. Yeah. She had asked to do the prayer at the end. You know, make sure you can be screaming out like, Oh, God, this is because we love each other. Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah. But then she has to like pray to God with man juice on her face and that's not. God sees all. God sees all. So yeah, that was my.

I just what happened. But then you had sex after that. Yeah. But then we had sex after that. And you back up with her next day. Obviously. It's at F you and God. No. Then two weeks later later she actually broke up with me. Really? Why? Because I was on the road too much to we got it. You're being county but you're successful. So what? Okay, so your childhood. We need to talk about that first because I just assume all comedians and people who are in entertainment right. We had some fucked up shit going on. What did you have a lovely childhood? I had a great childhood. I feel like I'm not that like depressing. Yeah, I have a mom and dad. They've been married for now

35 years. 35, 36 years to together. Got a great sister, a dog. Everything's normal. The only unnormal part about my childhood was the whole dwarfism thing. Right. And the dwarfism thing could be a thing. Right. But then that's when I turned to humor. I turned to humor to deflect when people would either make fun of me or make comments or... That's going to be such a...

I can't imagine it as a child growing up that you had to deflect to that type of short hurt and then you learn to... It did, but I have an amazing father. And Dr. Drew is fascinated by my dad because of what he did with me. My dad, first of all, my parents are both tall. How tall? My dad's like six, one, my mom's five, eight.

OK, so they're big. And yeah, so like I just don't want people to think that dwarves are like Gremlins, like you get a midget wet and like four of those pop out. Like no, it's not like that. I was clearing up a lot of mist here Exactly. Yeah, so my dad knew that I would be made fun of he was not naive He didn't try to tell me you're just like everybody else because I'm not like everybody else and that's obvious when you meet me So what he did is that he told me from a very young age, I remember as young as three or four,

he would say, Brad, you're gonna be made fun of a lot. But to prepare you for that, I'm going to make fun of you first. Okay, you were three or four. Yes, and he's telling me this. He's like, I'm going to make fun of you all the time. But when I do know that it's coming from a place of love and I want you to hit me back, I want you to make fun of you all the time. But when I do know that it's coming from a place of love and I want you to hit me back,

I want you to hit me with something. When I say you're little, you tell me I'm bald, you tell me I'm fat, you tell me I'm, and you hit me back with something. And that, and like. That's amazing. And that he instilled that in age three or four. So when I went, but at the time I went to kindergarten

and I would walk in and the kids would be like, what's wrong with you? I would look back at them go, what's wrong with your shirt? Really? Oh God, Mighty Mouse? That's terrible. Like I would just make fun of kids all the time. And, but then that didn't get me at odds with kids that made me one of them. They're like, oh Brad, it's cool about it. Right. And I would make jokes about it myself. Yes. And that's brilliant actually. Right.

So it was kind of natural. I love your dad. I'm a Seth or dad too. He's great too. What does he do for a living? He's a lawyer. Okay. Or he was a lawyer.

He retired. But yeah, so he knows how to argue and he knows how to get people's attention. And he knew that if he did that with me, that it would sort of make people comfortable. And he told me that when I meet people, that I need to make a quick joke about dwarfism really fast, so that people know, oh, he's cool with it. Do you still do that? Absolutely.

I think you did that when I met you on Love Line. Yeah. Right. There was one time I didn't and I did it all almost as a social experiment. I went on a blind date with woman and it was obvious to me that whoever's that our mutual friend that set us up did not tell her that I was a little person. Okay. And so I show up and I was like, oh you know what I'm just not gonna mention it at all and we're just gonna talk and we had normal great conversation about the entire dinner. Then the waiter came and said we didn't

win like any dessert and she said yes she goes I would love this strawberry shortcake looked at me when oh my god I'm so sorry I don't mean anything by it I swear I'm just a fan of berries and frog and I just could not stop laughing that's amazing that's amazing right but could not stop laughing. That's amazing. That's amazing, right? But that was proof that that's what happens when you don't address it. Right.

So the whole time she's thinking, oh my god, I'm going to say something and then she orders the shortcake. Of all the things she could have gotten this to flesh. Yeah, and then it starts freaking out about it. And of course I wasn't offended. I thought it was hilarious.

And so that's why my and my dad was right, when I see people, you make a quick joke, and this to this day, this is what I do. When people say something to me either on stage, or I was Christmas shopping today, and this is not a bit, this literally happened to me today, I was buying something and a African American gentleman, black guy walked up and win. Hey, man

You you that dude from jackass now. I was like, oh my god. You're Morgan Freeman And we said that quick and he like had that moment of oh wait shit He just made fun of me and like but then he laughed and then we had that bonding moment and then we added like about a five minute long conversation That's so funny and he. And he was cool. So that's why, I don't know, the whole, the whole like anti-bullying campaign, I agree that sometimes it goes way too far. Right.

And definitely people need to know that they have a place to go and that people can step in. But just the right amount of jokes, the right amount of, the right amount of jokes, the right amount of conflict and talking and honesty is a good thing. It's a good thing. And because it prepares you for things, because that kind of things are going to happen in the real world. Was I boyed as a kid? Yes, I was bullied as a kid, but I was, I had great parents who taught me how to deal with that right and so for me the bullying almost became fun Like when a kid would bully me when it could make fun of me. I was like oh cool. This is go time

Right, you're so well equipped for it. Yeah, you just you had all your right. That's amazing So it made you so strong and funny. Yeah, that's like being the black belt who walks into a bar in the guy walks up It was don't cook kick your ass, oh, it's gonna be good. I'm trained for this. Do you brother or sisters? Uh, I have one sister. Okay. How'd you guys get along? Uh, great. Um, no, that's older, younger.

That's a lie. Okay. We are now. We're extremely close now. But we were kids. Uh, she's older by months, and she would bully me a lot. But she knew what to say to really get to. Right, of course, she's her sister. She knows she knew everything. You can't pull the stuff that dad does. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was one time where I was so fed up, like I ran away from home. And then, but like just, and when I say right away, I was like down the street 7 11. Exactly. I mean like upper middle class orange county, right, right.

Even more in county. Yeah. So I ran bluely down the street. I was like, I don't have my psychogenesis anymore. And then just turn around and came back. That was the run away. Not like anything dramatic. But we have a great relationship now.

That's good. But she can't stand to know that I have sex. Why? It makes her crazy. It tears her apart. She doesn't, because she doesn't want it. Well, like, my brother doesn't want to hear that my sex show at all. He's been on my show and he's like, I'm not going to hear one thing where I'm

going to say it. So is that why she doesn't? Because she's your brother's sex? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, but how is your sex like? How would you say now your sex life is? How is it different from other people?

What are you into? What am I into? I'm, I have I have a sister doesn't want to hear about it but I do you do so I will let you know I have a massive massive Napoleon complex where when I have sex the woman I'm not having sex for my pleasure I'm having sex so she will love all little people Oh doing it for the whole thing how come and good and that's literally my thoughts really my thought when I'm having sex so she will love all little people. Oh, you're doing it for the whole thing, I'm coming good. And that's literally my thought. Literally in your brain, really?

My thought when I'm having sex, the woman is, you are good. I'm gonna fuck you so good that you are going to like swear off average sized guys, tall guys, or as we call you, Reachers. Right. Right. We, you, you, you, you, if I want, but I get it, yeah.

Yeah, but you are going to swear off all those types of men and you will only be with little people. That's quite a goal to go mindset. Everyone needs a mindset before the fight, before they go in, before sex and that's yours. Well, also that happens because as a little person, I know that when I have sex with a woman, I'm more than likely the first dwarf that she's ever had sex with. So I'm the representative. I'm the spokesman of the entire-

You really are, and I can't mess this up. Do you ever mess up? Do you ever have, you can't always be like the Rocky and Bad. Oh God no, of course I have terrible outings. I'm not gotten a thousand by any means. Right, exactly. Who does, because I need to be like a miracle person. But also one thing that I've noticed is that

because women are having sex with a little person, when they do that, they feel like, well I'm already doing something new. I'm already letting my freak flag fly just a little bit. They go, like anything that they've ever wanted to do comes out with me. Oh, interesting. I know. Like what? Straight to Shiza.

Like straight out of a scene from California Cation, I was shocked when I saw this scene. I thought this is pulled from my fucking life. There was a woman one time that was on top and just flat out, punching the face and knocked me out. No. Yeah. You got knocked out. Knocked out. Now, the story I was told later after I came to, because I actually had a buddy and he was with another girl in the room at the same time. What were you like in high school or something?

This was on the road. Okay. On the road, oh, Frank, you could just laid all the time for sure on the road. I want to go on the road, just get laid. Okay. I can go with you. Go! Come on. I know. I sit in the room with Mike. I know you do that more. Next thing you know, you're punching go on the road. Just gonna lay you. Can I go with you? Go, come on. I know.

I should be on the road. I sit in the car with my, I know you do that more. Next thing you know, you're punching Brad in the face. Exactly. Oh man, no, I would totally just like different Anderson. I mean, yeah, like, I'm a unique, like a flower. Having sex with me is not like anyone else. I would just say, I'm so like, exactly.

I bet. So why did she punch you in the face? Well, how? What? Well, this is what I heard happen from, from my buddy, because he said that when she hit me and knocked me out He stopped having sex with his girls like what the hell you just punched my friend and while this is going on She kept riding me and apparently I was told this I don't know if this is true

I cannot verify this. I'm not trying to brag but apparently she got off while I was unconscious Wow Like she was like sure she did because for a lot of women I'm not trying to brag, but apparently she got off while I was unconscious. Wow. Like, she was the average. She did because for a lot of women, that was the final punch. Unfortunately, you got that. It's a power move. Yeah. And that want to be bragging because you're literally doing nothing at that point.

Yeah, exactly. But you let her. Yeah, that's what made me that was her bucket list is to bang a little person while unconscious. Right. And punching or something. Very specific bucket list. No kidding. But so did you like bruises and stuff?

Oh yeah. Yeah, I had a black eye. Oh my god. Who was this? She had tattoos? She had tattoos. She was not that bad. This was in Reno, Nevada.

That makes sense. Yeah. Sover, the silver dollar casino or whatever. Wait. You know that casino? I know. Silver Lake Casino. Yeah. Yeah know that casino. I know real or late casino. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow Oh my god, I want to Reno one. I guess that casino has a type

Reno has a tight. Yeah, it's true, but But along those lines, I just feel that women once they're open themselves up to having sex with a little person in that When they're doing that they're so open to Anything else do you ever say to them though like I'm open or I could do whatever, do you ever egg that on or do you just? No, I don't really egg it on. It just sort of happens. So what else, anything else that we would be?

That's sort of shocking and I feel your pain right now. I feel like I like the chain orgasm. Three different times I've had sex with a woman while her husband watched Oh, interesting. So was it his thing or was it her thing? Two times it was the girl thing one time it was the guys. How's that work now? You know about that beforehand You're like, you know what? I need my sex So I'm gonna make that happen one time was, I was at a swingers club and it was sort of talked about and it was okay,

like that was the time it was the guy's thing. Okay. And then the other two times it was completely organic, it was the girls thing, I did not know that that was gonna happen. And then the guy just sort of follows, you know, like it's made apparent that I am allowed to have sex with his wife.

His wife talks to me at the bar. She expressed interest. I, I expressed interest because she's good looking. Then the husband walks over and I'm like, whoa, I didn't know, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to hit on your girl. He's like, I'm into it. It's cool. Yeah.

He says, no, it's fine. This is something that she wants to do and something that I'm allowing her to do. And I say, it's fine. This is something that she wants to do and something that I'm allowing her to do and I say oh great So then we go back to my place and then the guy follows and comes in the room and that's when I'm like, oh wait, huh? Well, because usually they want to watch that's kind of their Fettis I'm so fed all I know guys don't know normal guys like aunt not normal. I wouldn't I don't care how hot Brad

I'd have to say no sorry deal off if How hot Brad I'd have to say no sorry deal off if Yeah, I'll be watching see but in Both both the women were attractive. I wouldn't have done it if they weren't but still But there's that moment where every time I do a new position every time I do a new move I'm looking over at the guy watching like is this okay? Hey, you know like I like I love to be very aggressive in bed. I love pulling hair I love choking. I love this. I love to be very aggressive in bed. I love pulling hair. I love choking I love this I love those types of things so and a lot of times I sort of naturally

Progress into those things and but I would like to do that and then like look over the guy like who is this cool? That's kind of weird to have to check in with a dude You're already working about the woman's pleasure right in your own pleasure and then you got to do it is watching Yeah, lurking. Yeah, but does either come in and try to join in or that didn't happen? No, that never happened. That was the one thing that I expressed every time before the actual event was- Like don't touch my penis, don't come here.

Like this is not happening. But is he masturbating? Yeah, that's what my next question is. One time, one time. And he said he wouldn't, but then he just started doing it. And then I'm like, there. And then she punched you in the face, knocked out, and you came on your unconscious face.

Exactly, terrible. That's a load, that's terrible. Exactly, but it's true. A lot of men and women, they get often seeing the partner have sex with someone else. It's a trip. I didn't know about that world until being a comedian. But in the same way that people when they have sex with

a little person, they're more open. I think people are more open with comedians because you see me perform for an hour. You feel like you know. Exactly. They feel like I'm totally not you. Yeah, I'm talking about so much of myself on stage and my life and everything like that when I get off stage. People just like, oh yeah you we were having a conversation you even though I was talking the entire time right exactly they they feel like they've just had that and the women are probably just getting you know I think that it's really sexy and when a man can get up and talk or perform and I mean you know this because women throw themselves out of you so I could see a lot of women like you know watching that and

seeing that they know you and then meeting backstage and then you're pulling their hair and then I get away with that because I'm cute. Like, you are cute. Like when I and I don't know, they don't say a comment. They don't think that you would be the hair puller aggressor, but do you find that most women like that? Yes. Right. If you do it right.

Okay. What's the right way to pull the hair? Okay. This is how you pull hair guys. Thank you. This is a good information to have you don't Don't grab it by the end you don't like that's like a horse and buggy thing don't don't do that What you do is you take your hand you spread your fingers you go to the very base of the head and then you sort of track up the woman's head So all the hair gets caught up in between your fingers. Okay. And then when you get to write about the back of the head, upper scalp, then you grab as much as you can and then you pull that because the more hair you grab, that's the less force that's actually going to be on to the woman.

Right. So you can grab harder, you can pull harder and it could be the aggressive act without the actual pain That's as much pain if you do it. Yeah, if you do it wrong It's so you think most women are sort of that you've got our choking you said yes, and but also the reason why they do that and When when by the way when I say cute, I don't mean like I'm hot I mean like oh like that like that like that kind of cute So it's not threatening because when I because when I choke a woman if a five foot eight guy Big build or even average build is choking woman

There is a level of trust that a lot of women aren't able to give to that man because he could if you want to keep going And she would not have a choice right and. And that's yet to be very trustworthy to be able to have that happen in their relationship. We're gonna be one night or a, or a, a family relationship. But with me, I can choke you and women think, yeah, but if it gets too much, I can kick his ass. See, that's so funny that you say that

because I was just thinking that a lot of women are just, would be turned on by that. And they just, a lot of guys don't do that. They don't experience it. They're not aggressive enough for they would like to, but they never have. Sure. And that just a lot of not every single time, but women are kind of into that. And I think you tap into something there.

I wasn't even thinking that they wouldn't feel safe, but that's a good point. Yeah. I think it's great that you're aggressive and bad. And let me tell you, Emily, I am because I feel I feel I have that green light to do it and as I say the woman even though I'm the aggressor when it's a little person doing it the woman still feels like they're in complete control. That's why they allow to do it and that's why with many women that I've been with I've had a lot of women discover that they like that and with it within know it before right exactly whether it be choking hair pulling in a couple rare occasions slapping slapping slapping no no no never close fist never how do you just go for the slapping the fake you can kind of is there a way that you build up to

that yeah you don't just like you don't just labor face. No, yeah They're like supper ass first grab her hair Yeah, it's not like three soft pecs on the lips and then Right, you don't do that right. Yeah, it's isn't boardwalk empire So but you slowly build up to that and if the woman's comfortable when he pulling her hair hard And then she likes to enjoy if she says things like harder If I spank her and she tends to enjoy that, then okay, if I'm a missionary, I'll try it. And a lot of times I'll do it really light at first, really light. And then I'll just kind of a little little test smack and just

to see because. How many what percentage of women you think are cool with you step in the ass uh... with with the ass is that we're talking about first is that the fate of ass first i think you're doing as that okay right yeah first but would you say that women like that uh... a vast majority are and i don't know and that's why i say like a lot of women don't know that they like that until because your average guy is not just gonna cock back

deck a girl and be like, yeah, she likes that shit. Like, exactly, they're totally not. And that's scary because if you do do that with too much force and then the girl goes out and tells the cops, what are you gonna tell the cops? No, she asked me to do that. No, she likes that. It was a sex thing.

That's a, he said she said and the guys do not win in that scenario. So I get why that doesn't get expressed all that much. But a lot of women, when I do it, discover that they like it. And I don't know if they would like it for everyone. I don't know if they like it because they know, as I mentioned before, Right, right, we don't know what it is. But who knows, but a lot of women do. I think a lot of women like, I don't know what it is. But who knows, but a lot of women do. I think a lot of women, like,

I don't know, every woman, but they just like, like, variety, and they can be like being dominated. It's true. And I just think there's something to being dominated by someone that you know you could dominate. Right.

Yeah, I guess so, that's a different twist on it, but I just think in general, women like to be dominated, and they do, and that a lot of women guys don't dominate in the way that maybe they should. I'm not saying everyone, but sometimes they would. They have to be scared. So when you said to me that they're scared, right?

I get it. But when you're saying that, okay, so you, you're, you're, you're having sex with the woman. Mm-hmm. You are having sex for every little person in the world. Yes. Because you have to make this good. So what?

What? She must be amazing and bad. What's that? You must be amazing and bad for that. Well, if you're taking her on a big, all the little people in the world, and you're like, I am going to be the one guy that's going to change whatever their opinions were before. Sure.

So you must have some pretty well-honed moves. Well, I will say, besides the slapping in the, yes, well, I will say this, ladies listening to this podcast, if you're ever lucky enough, and I do see the word lucky, lucky enough to have sex with the male little person, you the best position is doggy style, because as a little person, we do it standing up. Right. And we don't get tired. There's no cramping. We can go as hard as we want, versus as long as you can take it. Right. Okay. There's no cramping. We can go as hard as we want, as long as you can

take it. Okay, that's your favorite position. That's the best position, right? Because you're standing and then you're right. Okay. And then do you reach around and make sure that her clitoris is also getting. Not often. There's a lot of time during doggy style women can't, they need to have their clitoris. Sure. Well, I have, I have little arms, I have little T-rex arms So I do have to make an effort for that. Got it She's sex toy too. Do you have sex toys? Yes, I have it's fun. Yeah, what do you like? He is do you remember it's okay if you don't click like a clip vibrators?

I have a vibrators. These are great. I've those are those and most popular things right and I don't get it when guys say like, I'm intimidated. I don't want it. I don't want it. I just, because listen, listen guys, and listen girls, you can have your vibrator. Have it. Use it. Enjoy it.

That vibrator for as good as it is, cannot do what I can do. It cannot hold you afterward. No cuddling, right? It can't do that. But even duringuddling right it can't do that but even during the sex It can't It can't kiss you It can't grab you by your neck and say you've never been fuck like this before. How is that what you say? That's hot I love it Brad

I've been offered I'm sure you have right But I don't know why that's weird just cuz you're on stage like do they want you to make jokes while you're banging? No, it's it's more along the lines of I know a couple of people Yeah, I know a couple people in the adult industry who Couple female stars who have said like no, we should do a scene together and you're like we should try it off camera first I've always said that I've always said that. I've always said that. And they're going broke probably right now too, because the whole poor porn industry.

Let me ask you a question real quick, Brad. Sure, far away. Have you ever been successful with turning a lady onto nothing but the little people that I know you don't like little people, but I don't want to upset the other little people by saying, midget. Sure, sure, sure, sure. I've been tried at numerous times. I don't like little people, but I don't want to upset the other little people by saying midget sure sure sure sure sure I've been chided numerous stuff. I Don't know if I have turned I can't be ever like seen another girl that you've been with and you see her like later I got a concert or something with another little person. Oh, I've turned her

I have been updated by several women who said that they slept with other Male little people after me and that they would never have done that. Do you get thanks from little people saying, hey, thanks to you, I've gotten a couple of, cause I know that the email's brought a little people get pissed at you too. Yes, a lot of little people don't like me because I say the word midget and then,

I don't like that word. I don't get what I don't like the word. But you're getting dudes laid, so fuck them. Yeah. Don't they know what you're doing for them? I'm doing a service. Exactly. But I've had guys get laid.

I've had other male little people get laid because the woman had sex with me and then wanted to have sex with another male little person. And I've had male little people get laid because the woman thought that he was me. Are you serious? But she really thought you were a wee man, so it was really good. Right, exactly. Well, yeah, like I had, I've got a buddy, I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I'm not sure That's so funny. That makes me feel so good. She just came up and said, hey, so do people recognize you a lot wherever they can

LA? I'm at the perfect level of fame right now. Where every time I get recognized, it's still cool. Like I don't get recognized a lot. Right. But when it does happen, it's fun. Like it's cool. Right.

And then I get to take a picture. And I get to feel like a big shot for a second and it's not annoying So yeah, I would love to stay just about this level of fame. Okay. Well, it seems like you're doing you're doing really well So tell me about what was your best sexual experience ever? Oh my god, can you describe it? Best sexual experience ever maybe or maybe not best sexual experience ever This was well I'll tell you two experiences. Okay good because one even better because one I don't feel as fair because it was in You'll understand why it was at the moonlight bunny ranch. Oh

That no then it's Hoss plays. Yes. That's just outside of Reno. And he saw the show, liked my act, and when I got off stage, he was there, and he said, hey, come to the bunny ranch, whatever you want on the house. Love it. So dream for so many men. Yeah, so I went there. He told me the same thing, and my wife hates him.

She hates the guy. Oh, I bet. So I went there, had a threesome, and it was great. Oh, wow. It was fun. But, like, those are professionals, and it's their show. Were they really professional? Like, you feel like they did stuff.

So what did they do, these professional women that were so different than other women? They make you, they put any of their needs completely out the window. Exactly. And it's all whatever is pleasing you. And as a guy, because so often we're trying to please the woman and trying to make sure that she has the orgasm, because let's be honest, it is on average more difficult for

the woman to have the orgasm. So we do have to put in a lot of effort and be very attentive. It was just a complete switch to have not won, but two women so attentive to me and my needs. That was great. Especially because you say that in sex, you're always about pleasing them

and having a good experience. But a lot of men, it seems like that's your main thing. So I think that having women just do your thing. I'm a comedian. My whole job is to make other people happy. That's true. I'm glad I hope you have more experiences like that. And then the others was a woman who gave me a massage.

First, she said, I want to massage you before we have sex. And that was kind of along the lines of the bunny ranch girls who were just so attentive to my knees, like to have a woman pamper you and then have sex with you afterward was just a great experience. That's amazing. That's you need more of that. Are you dating right now? Oh, yeah. I'm dating. It's like committed or no? Mm-hmm.

Oh good. How's that going? It's going wonderful. This is a wonderful woman. And she lets my, allows me to to my freak flag fly. Good. And with her, you get to do your sexual stuff with her that you can't hear. Like what? Uh, example. I can't say.

Come on. I, I, I, I she and she and she's one of the women that She didn't know she liked to be slapped until I did it and then now she She needs it like right like will be out just just just just on a date At a club dancing a bar whatever and then I'll just sort of Playfully turn to her and give her a light slap on the face and she gets mad at me not because I slapped her because that makes her horny Because now she wants to like leave the club and give you blood Up and something that's awesome instantly right? That's good. I need her. Do you bring her in here? Oh, oh

Oh Slapy type at all. No, she's a thing, it's probably the ones that you least expect are the slappy types. Maybe in the street, but a freaking debate. That's what a lot of guys call it. She's super cool. I like that girl. That's what a lot of guys want. I think I was in here and I didn't get to meet her because you were on the show.

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Did you hear this, I should've called in a Brian Leicester? Yes, I heard this story. What a great story. It was amazing, she was like, I don't know how it came, I watched it actually, and she was like, well, I always wanted to be a maid because I love cleaning beds,

but then I once had a maid who found out all my butt plugs, they were a joke, and so all day long, I've wanted to be a maid because I love cleaning beds, but then I once had a maid who found out my butt plugs. They were a joke. And so all the time I've just been getting jokes about butt plugs. Yes, I think she said joke, but she probably. Like why is someone sending you, I mean, I get butt plugs in the mail, but I also get every section of the mail. Why is she jokingly getting butt plugs? And.

But it was still great. It was funny. And the fact that she still had them, because like if you get a buttplug, if I got a buttplug from a guy buddy or a girl as a joke, I would laugh, say, ah, you got me a buttplug and then I would throw it away. Maybe she's a hoarder. But she kept it.

Keep it right. I'm just a bad. Keep it multiple. Because she doesn't like to throw anything out. It's wasteful. So either hoarder or she enjoys butt fights. Some people do. And you might like yourself.

I don't like that. You don't? That's what I got you for. This is awkward. I'm kidding. Sorry. I'm used to my Christmas holiday cash to go over there and buy some butt fights. Exactly.

Go buy some butt plugs or some sex toys. It's some vibrators because honestly only 30% of women and that's a kind of a high number Can even have orgasms during intercourse alone. They need other stimulation. Cotoral mainly. Yeah, there's I've met women that say that they could only achieve Orgasm mainly. Yeah, exactly. I had a porn star on the show last week and that's what she said and I was That was amazing to me. Yeah, I can't have an orgasm unless something is in my ass. Love it. Who is that? Her name is, what was her name? That was a Durantum caller from years ago. Oh really? That sounded like my chick from last week Chanel.

That was her name. That's hilarious. Anderson, you're so good with the quotes. I'm pretty great. Chanel. Okay, so Brad, you're the one. Wait, which Chanel? Uh, damn it.

How do I not remember her last week? You know, number five. Yeah. Chanel Preston. By the way, she's with her. Well, no, but, but she, but she knows me. She, she's, what does that mean? She knows you.

She, she, she, she, no, Preston. Yeah, she, she's got into my shows and she's great. She's, she waiting for you backstage. No, no, no, no. She came with a bunch of porn stars to watch me one time. And, uh, we met and we talked and she's, she's great. Okay. Yeah, she's fun. So, yeah, girl. So she's what she's like that as well.

But she talks, she, you know, share that on the show. Yeah. I love anal sex and I actually masturbate that way as well. Wow. And I talked to her about it because personally, I've never done anal, with a woman, I've never had anyone do anything to me.

Okay. I've avoided the area. And so I just, you know, okay woman. I've never had anyone do anything to me. Okay. I've I've avoided the area and So I just you know, thank you would I've heard some horror stories There are some horror stories right and I and knowing my life as a comedian like just Like people say like oh, how do you write your jokes? I don't write my jokes jokes happen to me exactly So in that way, I'm scared because I just know that with my track record of fucked up stuff Right me. I know that I would have something go terribly wrong. Just do it and then come back on my show Please I want first rights when you do it. I want first rights to the anal to the bad bad Williams anal sex right please

No, but people do a bad anal sex post traumatic anal sex Farencism and they never get it wrong. Okay, well I'm with the world famous Emily. Yes. How do you do it right? Well, that's a really good question. We actually talk about this in the show a lot, but you need lots of Loub. They say you're performing on a woman.

Yes. You need to go slow. You need to start very so. Like maybe the first time you even like a venture into her butt region region, you just use a little bit of Loub and like you or you can like your finger and you and you just rub around her in it's like her butthole like that said you don't even go inside you don't even venture like a lot of guys they're drunk they're in sex they ramming

in and she says a horrible experience not good so you start with loob you start talking now would you would you would maybe a finger okay get it you build up would you would you advise the woman or guy if that's your thing? Would you advise an NM beforehand? Um, people do that. You could do that. You could also just, um, yeah, I mean, I would, I guess if you're really nervous about it, you could do that or just make sure that you're, you know, you drink a lot of water a day and people that do that.

Or ironically, very anal anal anal yeah exactly right anyone who's got an animal animal beforehand well you know for Mexican food you have a big dinner and three years and then you're going home and say I wouldn't do it that night right yeah I mean you could get an animal you could also just you know make sure that that day you're more mindful about what you eat I've had women off I've had women tell me like let's just do it in the shower and that way That's another good way to do it. There's a fast Exit it's true. It is there that is so true and you could do the shower

You could take a shower beforehand and feel better and definitely always after because you might have sex again And then there's yeah, then there's sex, you know sure Yeah, and then men like it too though sure. Male prostate, doesn't mean you're okay. No. I'm not saying you are. But a lot of men, they even know just like how just how these women didn't know that they like face slapping until you slapped it. A lot of men don't know they like anal penetration until someone's six-fair inside.

There are something. Very few, very few. And they like it. So Brad, okay, where can everyone find you and talk to you and have sex with you? Sex with Brad. They can list my podcast about last night, which is available on iTunes or the podcast website aboutlastnightpodcast.com. You can follow me on Twitter at Funny Brad. I tried to tweet jokes along with promotional stuff. And for my complete list of tour dates, I'm

already booked over 20 weeks in 2014. That's amazing. Congratulations. It's a successful comedian. Go to Brad Williams Comedy.com and click on the tour schedule and you can see me coming in a town near you. Awesome. That's great. And then you can see me coming in you. Exactly.

You're going to have a huge line of after this show. Just wait. Don't say it. I want to thank you or something. I would like to thank you for all the women who are going to want to have sex the other show. Hey, you have to thank me because I feel I just feel good when I help people have better sex. You're the ultimate wingman. I actually am. I'm a I get all my friends laid. I have to say not necessarily myself all the time, but everyone else I'm really good at getting. Let's just one of my skills. Love it. We all have to know where where our straights are. Thanks Anderson for the show tonight. Thanks for being with me and I love you. And it's a great to have you. And yeah, thanks everyone for listening to Sex with Emily.

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