Sex With Emily - SWE: How To Gift A Vibrator

Episode Date: December 21, 2012

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And we want to be able to get in touch with you and tell you all the great stuff that is happening and that you can win from our website and get discounts and all that stuff in the new year because we want everyone to have great sex and relationships. That's what we're all about. This show is called How to Gift a Bibrator or a Sex Story because it is the holidays we want everyone to buy a sex a gift for your partner. I mean, yes, she wants jewelry, maybe, or flowers, but who doesn't want something sexy? So I'm gonna break down the hottest toys, the hottest products for you in this show.

We're also be reading your emails, which I love hearing from you at feedback at sexwithemily.com. You can also follow me on Twitter, sex with Emily, and I try to respond to everybody. And that's what's going on. Hey, Menace. Hey, what's going on, Emily? It sounds a lot going on.

It sounds a little echoey in your LA loft. Look at you. I know, I'm in a loft. I'm in a fancy loft. What can I say leaning it up. I'm in a loft, I'm in a fancy loft. What can I say? I'm in LA for a few months and I think I'm gonna extend it a little bit. Oh really?

Oh well, yeah, I like it here. Well, I've been hearing you on Love Line are doing a great job. That's awesome, but Dr. Drew. So Drew, did you listen? Yeah, you're awesome. And I think they should keep you on there. So hopefully.

Oh my God, I love you, men. Yes. I've been on Dr. Drew this whole week with. Oh my God, I love you, menace. Yes. I've been on Dr. Drew this whole week with, um, yeah, love line. It's awesome. I'm thank you for listening. I didn't think you'd be awake. And it's, I don't know, you go to bed at like seven.

Yeah. And what's so cool is we're on the same station in San Francisco, but just not on together. That's so cool. Yeah. Ah, menace, I love us. That's cool. So you're doing big things. I know it's been very cool. Dr. Oh, men say love us. That's cool. So you're doing big things.

I was doing very cool. And Dr. Drew is awesome. And we get so many calls. And it's fun. A lot of guys calling about different sex issues and all that stuff. So it's been awesome. And I'm on our week.

Thanks for listening. I thought for sure you'd be sleeping, menace. I'm like, there's no way menace stays awake. Can you still waking up before I am? Well, Yeah, but I'm able to listen to the recordings. I can I can play Oh, right, right, I can play it back. Do you think I sound good? Yeah. And you know, it's cool. You've been doing a lot of TV like you're all over the place. You're big time. I'm big time now. I know it's weird that I even have time to talk to you because I'm so big. Yeah. I'm big time now. I know it's weird that I even have time to talk to you because I'm so big. Oh yeah, but I was I've also been shooting this last week for Deepak Chopra who's a spiritual leader in our community. And I'm doing his YouTube channel that'll come out in January, February, and a lot of TV and television interviews and it's been really fun because everyone wants to talk about sex. That's all. And specifically, great toys for the holidays. So it's a good time to do it.

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And it just, I had unbelievable pain. It was like the first time I ever had them. The pain was that equal. So I was like, all right, fine. I'm just going to go to the doctor and do all the tests that I need to do to see what I can do to make it not happen anymore. Oh my God. So did you get help? I felt so bad. Yeah, I, well, they gave me like a ton of shots and I got to do a bunch of tests and stuff like that.

So hopefully we'll just get it worked out. And then I will be in Los Angeles as soon as possible. So we should probably still come in January. There's all these fun, well, you won't want to go. But there's like all these fun like X-Biz, like sex toy conference sex related conferences, you won't want to come for that. Oh my God. Come when they're not happening.

You sound like a kid in a candy store. I'm so excited. I know there's, it's X-Biz are given away awards, a lot of our sponsors have won awards screaming O and Jimmy Jane they all won award they I mean they're all nominated for best toys of the year and all that stuff so it's gonna be lots of fun and there's just lots of people here doing doing cool stuff I don't know what was taking me so long to move to LA I'm not saying I'm not gonna be back to San Francisco but it's just nice to mix things up after a while.

Yeah, so how's the, how's the dating and sex life? Well, it's so funny because it's actually I've been asked out a lot. Both my neighbors on either side have asked me out, which makes me feel very good. I said no, because I think dating neighbors that could be a whole show topic. You date your neighbor. It doesn't work out,

and then you got to avoid them. It's awkward when you're getting your mail, and he's getting his mail. I just didn't want to deal, and I didn't find them very attractive. I wasn't attracted to them. Well, attractive men. I mean, you should have.

And then people leave that part out, but go ahead. Well, people ask you out here every five minutes. I'm telling you, at the whole foods, it's like, I can't go to a grocery store here without someone like, the other day, I was at the store and the guy was like, I got these gluten-free crackers and he was waiting in line behind me.

And he comes up to me and says, hey, gluten-free. And I was like, what? And he's like, I saw you back, gluten-free crackers. I'm like, yeah, he's like, so are you madly in love with anyone right now. What? That was his pickup line.

And I said, yes, I am. I didn't mention that it was myself. But I said, yes, I'm madly in love. Thank you. And he just walked away. But seriously, guys, got the lines here in LA. What? They got the pickup lines I know.

Then why are they saying that it's hard to date in LA? I have no idea. What's the problem? I've got to I've gotten asked out more in three days that I did in in years Decades in San Francisco maybe it's hard to have a relationship in LA, but it's not hard to Yes, I Think guys are always like fishing and asking you out and they're like I'm as well as just keep chick out But maybe they don't want a relationship. That's a really good point. I should do a study. I should do a study.

I actually am finished speaking of studying, finishing a lot of my schoolwork so I can get my doctor in March, which is as we know, been a long time coming. So that's what I'm doing over the holidays. What the hell are you doing? I am staying here for the holidays until New Year's. And then, remember, I told you that I'm taking my 21-year-old sister, all her friends and her boyfriend to Las Vegas. And just gonna let them party it up.

I'm not gonna hang around them too long. You know, I'm just gonna let them party on their own. And I'm gonna do my own thing. Actually, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, a band that you might know, are playing Yes, playing at the Cosba Palatin in Las Vegas, and I'm gonna go to that shell So that's gonna take it. Yeah, it's in like super so that impossible

But I called in some favors that I got in so it's gonna be fun. How long are you gonna be there for just a couple days In Vegas a New Year's you couldn't pay me. I mean, it's gotta be fun. How long are you gonna be there for? Just a couple days. In Vegas and New Year's, you couldn't pay me. I mean, it's gotta be just insane, but you would love that. Yeah, but I'm staying in a really close vicinity of everything that I'm going to. So I'm not gonna be like trying to go through the sea of people. I mean, I'll let my 21 year old sister enjoy that and have fun with that.

Right, you're such a good brother. My brother is a good brother too. He was out here visiting me a few weeks ago and he did a lot of nice things for me. Oh, damn it. It's going to be a good older brother. I love your brother and I want to hang out. I know. He loves you too. And he fell in love with my dog unlike you. He's like, how's my niece? He keeps trying to face time with her on the phone. Like, he loves her. Well, I don't support that. I know you don't. I don't understand your, your damage, man, with my dog. Just because she farted once on you. It doesn't mean it's like, oh, I hate your dog forever.

It was disgusting. You have to give her another chance, Venice, seriously. I hate your dog. So, that's what I feel. I know, I'm sorry, you hate my dog. And then... I'm happy that people are firing on you. Maybe you'll find the love of your life and we'll just call it a day.

I know exactly. I feel like there's a lot of opportunity. And everyone wants to fix me up. And it's a six guy. It's exciting. And it's exciting. Please. And it's a cool place for you to hide out in LA because not a lot of people know you. So here in San Francisco, it's a really small city. Everyone knows everyone.

So you dated half the guys in the city already. And the other half are already heard about you. So you got a bad rap. Now you can just start a new dating life. Thanks, Menace. But let me be honest, the reason I moved was yes partially, because I've dated everyone in the city. The number two people recognize me here,

because people watch television in LA. Wow. So people saw me on Miss Advice, Bravo. And so I'm telling you, wherever the other day, I was at this party, my brother and I, like, were stumbled into a party. We were in Venice Beach and there was this party, like in a store, like a gallery, and we walked in, and these three women were like staring at me and they came up to me and they're like, oh my god, I'm obsessed

with you. Can we be friends? And they were asking me like a million questions about misadvised the show and bravo. So I just feel like more people here are like, you know, television watchers. I know, well, welcome to the people that are out there in the world. The people that you hung out. Remember, I've been complaining to you for years that this group of people that you surrounded yourself with in San Francisco are so oblivious to the mainstream world and what everybody else is watching and loving

that you're not absorbing the masses, you know? I know, I feel inferior for my lack of television knowledge. Like I feel like I need to be able to converse more with people. And I do have a very nice, fat screen TV here with all the channels and it's on my list of things to do over the holidays when I'm not studying. Which is not that I don't know. I mean like are you running around here to buy a growing presence and all that? Yeah.

Are you doing that? You're buying people for? No, I'm probably not gonna be doing that. I mean I have my sales team of people that sell me to everybody. I'm gonna buy them a bunch of alcohol, that's about it. Menace, I bought you a big bottle of friggin' tequila when you were coming to visit me, and then you had to get all sick on me. Oh, sorry, that I had kidney stones, which is equal to giving birth in the pain level.

I know, it was just, it was just, I understand that you're in pain, but it was just really bad timing for my schedule. I'm sorry, next time. That's okay. I'll make sure that I'm... Next time, next time, you'll do it. That I'm not going to the was just really bad timing for my schedule. I'm sorry. Next time. That's okay. Next time, next time, they'll do it. That I'm not going to the hospital. I'll make sure.

I appreciate it, honey. I really, I really well. And what I also didn't tell you is that I went to this really cool concert. It was Katie Perry. It was basically in honor. It was for this painted turtle charity. And you're like this, it was for this charity for kids with cancer, they go to this camp. And they had all these like singers like it was Danny DeVito was one of the MCs and Katie

Perry saying and John Legend. Yeah, you would have loved it. That's my kind of crowd. So I went to that. I know you would have been so happy. I could totally hook you up here. Danny David. I can do some things. What did you say? I said, Danny David is hilarious. I know he was very, very And he loves music. I see him at Coachella all the time. The Coachella music music. Do you? Yeah, every year, he's there. He's awesome. That's so funny. I didn't even know that. But anyways, let's get to sex.

Anyways. What the hell is going on? What the sex? So like, with the sex world? Yeah. What's new? I don't know. I don't want to have a sex, and then it with me, sex sexually,

dry, dry, dry, dry. Well, we, we, I actually, yeah, go ahead. What? I'm inventing a looper kit as you know it's coming out in March that's all I can say to you people I can't tell you anything else but I'm testing loops and the problem is I have nobody to have sex with so I'm having a lot of sex with myself masturbation playing with the loops seeing which ones I like I literally have like 300 loops spread out on the floor and then I have my two loops and I'm testing

them all I'm like a little scientist here yeah what are you gonna I mean I feel like I'm a loop expert but I want to loop on every nightstand in America if not the world because I think that lubricant there shouldn't be such a stigma attached to it like oh it's because she's dry or there's a problem. I think that loop feels good when you're having sex. But besides that, I'm not having any sex. Well, you just, and I'm okay with that.

Well, you just spit on your penis and then that's enough loop right there, right? What did you say? You just spit on your penis and then that's enough loop, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That is not enough loop. Loop feels good and a woman's enough lube, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, that is not enough lube. Lube feels good on a woman's clitoris.

Lube feels good on other places. It's so funny because people, yeah, there is a stigma. People think that you need lube because there's a problem. I'm getting you some lube, dammit. And all of our people, there is a great, lube is a good stocking stuffer, I think. You can try like slickwood, slickwood is a good stocking stuffer, I think. You can try like, slickwood, slickwoods, a good stocking stuffer. I'm going to step your stocking, Menace.

I am excited for you to come out with your own Loub because you have pretty much been supporting and been advocate of Loub ever since I've known you. Since beginning of time, I know it's what I've always wanted. You've supported Loub more than sex toys, more than anything, more than, I know it's what I've always wanted. I've always wanted my own life. More than sex toys, more than anything, more than, you know. More than astamouth. More than astamouth. You're a big support of astamouth.

Oh God, I'm not a supporter of astamouth. Madness, you always got to throw in the astamouth, don't you? Oh my God. We're gonna see some emails though. No astamouth. Didn't I get that wrong ones or something? And you were see some emails, though. No, asked them out. Didn't I get that wrong ones or something? And you were like, oh, it was about the anywhere. I wouldn't recommend asked them out.

I said, I'm not a big fan. But I did these interviews, like these men on the street interviews, men, it was hilarious. So I was doing this for the Choper Well, which is the Deepak Choper channel. And we did a bunch of men on the street or women on the street, if you will, on Venice Beach. And we went up to these people and we're asking them questions. And I just left

the screaming O office, which is one of our sponsors in Venice. You'll love this. They are known for their vibrating penis rings. Yeah, you pay for it. And it's the official couple. It's official couples ring of the Sex with Family Show. So if you go to my website and click on Screaming O, orders over 40 you get free shipping, and they've got all these cool toys for couples, for individuals. Long story short, I was doing Man the Street interviews,

and I was just going out to people and saying, so have you ever used a sex toy with your favorite position? Where's the craziest place you had sex? Just like a bunch of different questions. And so this is one dude, this big dude, and he was like, I said, if you ever see, so then at the end, I'd say, have you ever seen one of these? And I had him like a screaming, oh, vibrating ring. And he's like, let me see that thing. Yeah, I heard of it.

It's a vibrating ring. It won't fit me. I'm like, yeah, well, it totally fits you. It's one size fits all. It stretches. It has a vi- basically, these rings have a little vibrator on the end so when you're having stacks with the woman, it can hit her clitoris. So anyway, he says, it won't fit me. Let me see. Let me see it. And he opens it up and he takes a big beer glass, like a big thick, like one of those beer mugs,

like for draft beers, like that they use in Germany with a mug. And he opens it and he wraps it around the bottom of the beer mug. And he's like, no, it won't fit. Like in the totally good on the beer mug. But he was trying to show how big his penis was. It was friggin hilarious. Right. Like his penis is that big. Come on.

Yeah. Which is which which I don't think it is. Probably is. But people like funny here, I get it's funny. Because we're filming Mrs. Vice's Amhert Disco. It's like know we want to be in camera, but here everybody wants to be in camera. So it seems. Well, you've been on camera. There's all these videos of you on the Jeff Probe show on the Jeff Probe website that are pretty good. You behind the scenes answering questions. I like that. Those are good. You got to, you got to, like, two minute questions. Yeah, that, well,

those videos, they're up on your website, right? sexandemily.com. Yes, actually, let me that come under videos, but I should promote those more, huh? You should totally. You know, me, Jeff probes videos, I'm running it down. I know you what? You know me, I'm always here to guide. How's the, I know. How's how, How's how's how's how

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how's how how's how how's how how's how how's how how's how how's how how's how how's how of you just starting a podcast in your house. This is how it used to be, just doing it in my house. This is how it used to be back in the day, menace, but I still talk to them. We have phone calls every morning, but I don't have my bevy of interns. But if anyone is in Los Angeles area,

it actually doesn't matter where the hell you are, because you can help us with our website and help us with the sex that Emily show. If you're interested in being an intern, email me feedback at sexwithemily.com. And we are looking for interns. We're looking for people to write, to contribute, to videos, all that fun stuff. I posted on Craigslist in LA and usually I get like a million responses in San Francisco, but here it's like not as many, but I think it's also the holidays. So I'm waiting near back. Oh yeah, that's true. And I don't list that it's sex with Emily

when I'm posting on Craigslist for the record. And if you're posting, I don't know, sex stuff on Craigslist in Los Angeles, a lot of people might think it's porn, but whatever, it gets some cheap people. But I didn't say sex is lovely. How's your sex life going? Man, speaking of sex lives. How's your sex life going? Man is speaking of sex lives. How's my sex life?

I guess I mean I have sex when I want to that's about it. I you know, I just haven't been feeling well and I know I wish I could take care of you, but check this out. How exciting is this? I can take care of you. But check this out, how exciting is this? Back at, you know, for people that don't know, I do Trescio Radio, but music show. And I got a new sponsor. And they hired me a personal trainer. So I'll be working out in the first of the year.

Yeah, at a private facility, it's like super awesome. And I mean, I've signed a contract that I have to do this. And I mean, I've signed a contract that I have to do this. And I mean, there's a lot of money involved. So I will be working out. Are you like Jessica Simpson? Do I like Jessica Simpson? Do I think she's hot?

No, is it like Jessica Simpson? Because you have to lose like 100 pounds or something. Not that you need to lose 100 pounds, but I don't pay you a million dollars. No, well, there's already a bunch of money given to my radio station. There's money that's gonna be given to me. So it has to be done.

It's not like I can just drop it over. Yeah, so I am. How many days a week? We're probably gonna start with three, three days a week, but me and you. Okay, well, that's intense, minus. Yeah. Yeah, zero to three. Yeah, it's crazy. So what I was going to doctor When I was going to doctor to run all these tests for my kidney stone stuff, they They asked me so how many days a week do you work out? I was like

and This is the best question and I tweeted it the other night. It said, how many times in a year have you had more than five drinks at one time? Oh my gosh, I saw that tweet. I was like, I don't know how, I mean, how many weekends are there in a year? I mean, I don't do it every weekend. You know, yes, you do. I said you should just tell him how many times you haven't had drinks five times in a row.

And then that would be an easier way for you to count. You're like, that was the one weekend I had kidney stones. I didn't drink. And there was that other weekend I was tied up or something. Because otherwise, I'd say you probably have five drinks every weekend. No. And since there's 52 weeks in a year. I honestly, you could maybe, I honestly, I swear to God, I probably drinks every weekend. No. And since there's 52 weeks in a year. I honestly, you could maybe,

I honestly, I swear to God, I probably drink every two and a half, three weeks. I don't drink every weekend. And just what I do, I just try to make up for all the other weekends I didn't drink. Right, yeah, you gotta make up for it. Oh God, my goodness. I wish you came here, but you gotta come.

What? Yeah, how many times have you think that you've had more than five drinks in one state? Never. In my life, I've never had more than three drinks in my life. Wait, also, have you? I get. Yeah, also, have you claimed that you never

thrown up from drinking, too? Never thrown up from drinking in my entire life. What? I've barbed dumpsters. I can't drink. I'm telling you when I drink, I get sick. Like I physically cannot stomach more than like two drinks. But I wish that I could.

It's not that I'm popular. People are like drinking it alone. And I'm like, I'm not into it. I don't want to drink more. So I know, not a big drinker, not a big drinker, but the holidays, holiday parties and stuff which I haven't really been going to. But I do, we are gonna go to the Playboy Mansion.

I've got a direct contact for you that I just made that's even better than my other contact. So just let me know when you wanna go and I know that you might not want me there. You wanna go with your guy friend, but I can we're going to take you to the Playboy Mansion. I okay. I will set up a time.

Oh, remember again, I just want to do just a tour. I get it. Yes. All right. I get it, honey. I get what you want. Okay. Um, so anyway, so the holidays today, sure, like I said, we're going to have to give something

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You get a likable oil. A likable oil that you can put on your part and then lick right off them. Lickable oil. Who doesn't want liqueable oil? But we're going to get into some good gifts, how to gift it, how to do it in a second. But before we get into emails, which we're going to do in a minute,

I'm just not. We're not doing sex in the news right now, because I'm too excited to do this other stuff. But before we get into emails which we're going to do in a minute. I'm just not, we're not doing sex in the news right now because I'm too excited to do this other stuff. But before we get into emails, I do want to thank our sponsor Audible. If you're not familiar with Audible, it's the internet's leading provider of spoken audio entertainment. They have over 40,000 titles to choose from. Go to audiblepodcast.com slash Emily. Get a free audio download when you sign up for the service. And if you're wondering which book to get with that free audio download, whatever book you've been wanting to read and you have, this is what I did in Venice. I've got like, I probably came down here with like 20 books and these are the same God damn 20 books that I've been trying to read forever.

And since I'm always running or walking my dog, I just downloaded them all like Like I said, onto my phone and I listen to them and I feel like I mean, I'm not reading, but I'm listening. Same thing, getting the same gist. It's my new favorite thing is like, I get excited to get in the car to listen to my books. I'm just saying, you should do that too. I know you don't like to. No, I would love it. I would love it. I think I should definitely get on. I think you should love it. I would love it. I think I should definitely get on top of it. I think you should do it. I'll I do it sit in an office all day so I could listen to it. It'd be great. I know. I think you should. And we also I was going to say we've been having a 12 days of pleasure contest where you've been giving away stops. So there's still time before Christmas go to

follow me on Twitter or sex with Emily and you might win something because every day we're giving way like killer prizes to everybody So let's get into the emails. Hold on one second. You're gonna totally hate me. I'll share something with you As long as you don't get overboard about it and try to know everything. Okay, I can't screech. I can't okay Go ahead. You're gonna hate me, but guess what I bought the girl that I'm dating for what? Yes, just guess Okay, you know you know me and you know me that I you know I I'm really into Women's things I know Labels and brands and everything very well because I grew up with my mom

Take a guess. Okay You brought her agent provocateur lingerie. No, you know, I don't like that crap. I Know that's why you said brands. Did you buy a sex toy? No Do you know me at all? Have you known? You're saying I'm supposed to. You brought her for again. I'm just brought her for Christmas. A Christmas gift.

Don't think like, you know, you know me. I'm also forget the sex up. Oh, you brought her and leave a time bag. Not a Louis Vuitton bag, but you're close. It sounds. Gucci. No. It sounds a little about Louis Vuitton

Coach it coach back no What the hell believe it on it's not Didn't swear to God don't hate me you better repair Christian Louis Vuitton. Yeah, what the hell would you buy me? Didn't you already got a pair of Christian Liebertons? Yes, but I can't have two pairs of Christian Liebertons. Oh. Oh my god, what do they look like? These are these super fancy shoes that are like a thousand bucks. What kind, what do they look like?

They're the ones with the extra high heel on the bottom. I don't know. They all have high heel and they've read on the bottom, but what color are the shoes? The shoes are black. There are ones with the extra high heel on the front. You know where they have like a higher. Yes, it's a platform. Yeah, yeah, yes, it's a platform. A platform. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that. Holy moly, minus, right? Why am I dating the wrong people, which is actually nobody? But I mean, I want to pair Christian Liebertons a new pair.

Yeah, but- What- I want the ones that are new. See what happens is, I don't know. See, you got to, today, I don't know. I don't want to be mean. You're going to take it the wrong way. All right?

Okay, so the girl that I date, cooks for me, cleans for me, does pretty much everything for me. So of course, how can I pay her back? I'll get her something really nice. You're just not into the cooking and the cleaning, all that kind of stuff. So you're gonna have to find a special guy. Some guy that's probably just ridiculously rich

at just the Bayou Christian Louis Tons. But I mean to the penis, I deliver that earlier. Yeah. I'm a really good fan, I'm a big fan of the penis and so I do think that I'm very special. So yeah, you can deliver in that way. I'm just saying it's gonna take a certain type of guy that probably has a big hedge fund

or something like that, I don't know. Yeah, a really, really big hedge fund. The biggest hedge fund around. For real. Oh my God. I'm just saying, man, that's a sweet gift. What are you guys gonna do for Christmas?

Are you gonna do stuff together? No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. That's too much. You're going to be like, here's the gift. Here's the toys. Be happy and. Oh, men is the best present ever.

You rock my world. Okay, well, let's get into a little bit of emails. They've been piling up because we haven't been able to do a show in a little bit. I know I've been getting tweets and all kind of Facebook messages and people hitting me up on Instagram, like, what the heck is going on? I told them we'll be doing shows

and it's totally my fault. I got sick, I apologize. It is minuses fat because he's just to come to LA, but whatever. But we love hearing from you. Email me feedback at sexwithemily.com we'll answer all your sex and relationship questions and we will change your life.

How's that? Okay, dear Emily, I was finally listening to the September 20th episode of Sex with Emily when I heard you mention online dating and specifically plenty of fish. That's a website. PRF is very popular in here in Canada and that decided to give it a try after ending an eight-year

relationship. I grew up in our previous partner since college and I was not sure how to get myself out of it out there. I had some amazing dates and some bad, like with most sites, but about two months in the process, I got a message from an old friend from high school, not just any old friend, but the guy I had a massive crush on but never had the guts to ask out. We set up drinks with no real expectations. Little did I know that he actually felt the same way about me, and in the 10 years, if you in high school, now he'd actually tried to contact me. I'm happy to say I'm now five months away from my wedding to this amazing guy. Without a date site, I would never have seen him again.

My best advice is to get out there and go on a few dates, take the good with the bad and enjoy every moment. I can still laugh at some of the things the bad guys did on the dates, and then I think about how amazing my first date with my seem to be husband was, thanks Mel from Ottawa, Canada.

That is amazing. So she basically heard us recommend plenty of fish, which is an online dating site. She did it for a while, and here's the thing with online dating. People love it and hate it. I think it's like a mixed bag. Like they like love to hate it or hate to love it.

But because it's hard, it's like a necessary evil sometimes if you want to date, but here she did, she persevered, she had some not-so-great dates, some good dates, and then her high school crash shows up on playing the fish and now they're getting married. Wow. We should send her a present. What should we send her?

A little wedding gift. She's in Canada. I think that's really fun and cool. I mean, the crush that she had a crush on, 10 years later, finds out that he had a crush on her, this all goes to show that all you people pining away for someone right now, I don't care if you're at high school, if it's someone in the office or someone that you see on the bus every morning.

Just go up and talk to that person, say hello, stop keeping all this stuff inside. They read it 10 years, not granted, maybe the 10 years, they wouldn't have worked out and now they're in the right place, but still, talk to someone, just start saying hello, right, Ms.? Totally. Because you don't wanna get in the right place but still talk to someone just start saying hello right minutes. Totally. Because you don't want to get in the friend zone. Believe me I've been there. No. It's terrible. It's the worst feeling in the world. Oh. You live there.

R-Rookwick. I... Oh damn, what was I gonna bring up right now? I was just letting you finish talk. Damn it. All right, we'll give that. Oh, no, no, no, I got it. I got it. I knew it. Or we're talking about online stuff. Have you watched a TV show Catfish yet? Please tell me you're watching it. Watch it on demand.

Catfish. Yeah, catfish on MTV. It's all about people that meet online, but they never actually meet in person. And some people have relationships online for up to 10 years without even meeting. So this whole show is about bringing these people together. And... What's the biggest pet peeve? What a waste of time.

Well, then a lot of people, then you find out a lot of people are not who they say they are and all this kinds of stuff. But there was actually a really good story last night on about, you know, this person was on a site and they misrepresented themselves and, you know, found somebody and then got into this relationship. And then, they found out that the other person that they got in the relationship with was misrepresenting themselves also. So then they revealed their true selves and what they looked like and who they are.

And they still say, oh my God, I'm in love with this person and then they're looking to move in with each other. That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Let me tell you something. Oh, you've got to watch. If you do, it's so good. OK. It's good.

Why 10 years? Why not meet the person? What do you guys hiding between hiding behind? Yeah. What's the point having a 10 year relationship with someone where you never meet them I think that and people actually just got asked by this question by Cosmomattoxine They were saying how soon do you think that you should see somebody after you start

Dating them after you start contacting them via online and I said you should do as soon as possible because People misrepresent themselves. They're an amazing writer. They say all the right things They will you but they never meet you. So you don't even know who they are and you're wasting your time. Yeah, I think- But you want me to watch this show? Yeah, I really want you to watch this show. People are obsessed with it, America's obsessed with it right now.

And I think a lot of it is just about people that are insecure with themselves and they're afraid to meet the other person. And so they build up this whole thing online to make themselves look better, which they think they're making themselves look better. And then when they finally meet the person, it's you gotta see what happens. It's crazy. Stop, slide, what's it called?

Catfish. And it's actually based off a documentary of this, where they followed this guy around who fell in love with this girl online and ended up being some crazy girl who made a fake profile. Oh, people just make a real profile. Yeah, but see. Yeah, also, but check this out. Also, people that watch it think oh my god These people are so stupid. How could they fall for it? You know

There's you know skypeing and all this stuff when you're in love when you think you're in love with somebody You make all these dumb decisions You know and you just you just try to look past all these signs that this is not real, you know just try to look past all these signs that this is not real, you know? Right, because they are delusional and you're wasting your time. Yeah. I mean, why not just meet the person? I don't understand. Well, because you're love, you explain this many times where when somebody's in love,

right, scientists, it looks like the same things get released in your brain that when you're on drugs, you know? Yeah, it's true. It's like dopamine and all those chemicals are raging in your brain, but you don't know this person. And therefore you're spending a lot of time texting and writing and whatever with someone you don't know. Okay, but whatever I watch the TV show eventually. I'm telling you, I'm telling you a lot of America's watching this, so you should be watching it. And I should be doing a lot of things that I don't do. I don't want to get argument.

Let's cheers to that, all the things I should be doing that I'm not. Okay, next email from the people. Dear Emily, I've been agonizing over this question for some time now, but I feel I need to give a little background. Over the last 18 months, I finally was able to get the note to kick a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little nervous, I was a little I have been with this guy for just over a year now and things have been going by the well.

He frequently talks about us as a long-term kind of thing. Now here's my issue. I really care about this guy and want to tell him I love you. Now I feel like it's past due and for a word of being an initiator. He always calls me my love and talks about a future, but he's yet to say, I love you. I don't think at this point I'm going to scare him off, or what gives. I don't know if he's waiting for me to say it, or if he has some issues of his own. What do you think? Thanks Sandy. Okay Sandy, I love you is a very interesting question because it seems like in all relationships it's sort of this milestone, right? That you

go through, there's like the three monthmonth mark that you're together with someone, there's the meeting the parents, there's the first event, you go to the work event, and then there's the I saying, I love you. And I think, you know, after you together, and it seems like you probably should have heard those words now, and I don't know that you should bring it up first.

I mean, if you're really feeling it, and it's burning in your heart and your loins, and you just want them to know that I love you, and you trust this first. I mean, if you're really feeling it and you're burning in your heart and you're low-ends and you just want them to know that I love you and you trust this guy, I mean, I don't think you're going to freak them out. It sounds like he calls you my love, but I don't know. I like when the guy initiates it and says, I love you first. That's just me. Maybe I'm old-fashioned. But what do you think, man? I mean, I think she should say if she feels it and if he doesn't reciprocate, well, then you've got some answers there. So in a way, this could be really telling for you.

If you say I love you and he says, that's nice, dear, past the salt, then we're in trouble. Yeah, I stay, Sandy, should just go ahead and do it. But I need to call her out on some shadiness right now. Okay. It came out in the beginning of this email. How she wanted just to divorce somebody and move on with this guy. Correct? Yes or no? Correct. All right. She wanted to divorce somebody and

then she met this guy. Oh, yeah. Right. She already knew. I don't think she was having it there. No, I'm not saying that she was having a affair, but she saw the grass might have been greener, so she didn't want to work it out with her husband. That happens all the time. And then now it does happen all the time. Happens all the time when you're in a bad situation when you're married and you're just like, at, I don't want to work it out. I see this person that looks awesome.

I'm just going to run off with them. And then it doesn't work out. And then you try to either run back to the person you broke up with already are miserable. So you gotta make sure, you gotta make sure the grass is greener for sure. You gotta make sure that person does love you before you'd run off and break off your relationship.

But also that might not even be this situation. So I think I think I think she should definitely see if this person I mean feels the same way. If not, then you know what? Just break it off and move on because you already been in a relationship and married. There's no more time to waste. You know, we're not. There's no more time to waste. No, it's true.

We're not spring chickens anymore. And if you run and know I wouldn't hold a baptist for principle. You've been together a year. He calls you my love. You should do it. But I think that's a good point. I think people tend to move on from one relationship to the next because they think the grass is greener.

They think it's going to get better. But sometimes it does. And sometimes it really does. But that shouldn't be the reason that you break up. So you should still try to make the relationship work. And then if it doesn't work, you can move on. But it doesn't sound like she was dating him before a minute. So all your sinister views are off face right now.

Oh, excuse me. Sorry. Oh, Jesus. Okay. Okay, next, Ena, from the people. Emily, today and Dr. Oz, they tackled the issue of vaginal farts. They're caused from having a looser vagina from childhood.

They didn't call them kegletriuses, but they basically said that bearing down and squeezing will help with that problem. Just another reason for people to get your iPhone app. Signed phone. That is true. I don't know that it is loose or I think that creeping, as we call the female fart, happens when there's more air in the vagina going in and out if you're having sex and it makes that noise.

But caggle exercises can tighten up your vaginal wall, can tighten up your pelvic foam muscles and help you have stronger orgasms. Men can do them too, women can do them, download my iPhone app Kegel Camp right now in the iTunes store. It will remind you it walks you throughout a duum, it's five minutes a day and your vagina will not be creeping nor will it be all slippery and not able to grasp on to a penis. It'll make it tighter. And for men, it helps men with premature ejaculation, helps men stay harder longer.

There's a lot of things. I'm just saying. Because that. You're always forgetting your selling point on your app, too. Oh, it's my voice, that's true. If people like, if people like my voice, I say, I say, okay, ready? Begin.

Tense. Relax. Tense. Relax. And basically that's what I walk you through tensing and relaxing your PC muscles, which is the peace-stapping muscles when you have to urinate, and then you're like, oh, no, there's no bathroom.

And then you stop your pee. Those are the muscles that you exercise for five minutes a day. It's like going to the gym, minus you know how you're starting to work out. You should you shouldn't work in the cagol exercises. I will try. I'm just saying. I will try. Thank you very much.

Okay. Next email. All right. Handle. I just started seeing this guy three weeks ago. I'm 22. I've only slept with one other guy in my life. I haven't had such a guy yet, but was wondering,

how long is normal to wait? I don't want to be a one night stand, but I don't want to be approved either. Signed Jamie. Okay, Jamie, I just got asked this question too by another magazine. They were saying, how long should people wait for sex? And this is my theory on this.

I think that the sex on the first date happens to people all the time, men as you've done it, I've done it. But typically, I think the longer that you can wait to have sex, the better. Because once you have sex with somebody, then it's all about the sex. And then you get attached to the sex,

you get into the sex, and then you don't see the person for who they truly are. You, this is what I believe the reason why they say love is blind is because we get attached to people from having sex with them, the dopamine, the cuddle hormone, the oxytocin, all this stuff. And then you just see the sex.

Like I had sex with them, I gave them my virginity you just see the sex, like I had sex with them. I gave them my virginity or I gave them myself. And so I really like them. But so the longer you can get to know the person, get to know who they are, what they're all about, and then have sex with them. So it sounds like you waited three weeks. I'd try to wait as long as you can. And if he starts pressuring you, I think that's BS.

I think any guy that pressures a woman to having sex should be shown the door. Totally. And yeah, right? Yeah, yeah, of course. And I don't know. I do think women are smart at these days. They don't fall for that kind of stuff. There's been a lot of promotional material out there to fight against this, you know? You think a lot of women fall into the pressure or no? Like as they might... So I think that women are falling through the pressure? I think they're a lot smarter and stronger nowadays and, you know, maybe... Yeah, definitely. I think so.

I just think that people women feel pressure but they should just power through because first of all, the guy is going to want you. He's going to want you. It's going to build anticipation. Let me tell you the hottest sex is sex that is Anticipate you've been waiting. It's the anticipation. It's the teasing. It's the unknown. It's the excitement All that stuff goes away. Once you have sex you've had sex and it's there and you've done it and you've been inside your vagina And the whole thing but the longer wait, the better I think it is.

So you're doing fine. You've only had sex with one other person, and there's no reason for you to rush into it. That's how I feel. And we agree. I agree. Kira, okay, I love when you agree. Okay, let's move into the show topic.

Because that is very exciting, because it's Christmas, we gotta get the show out ASAPAP because people are buying their holiday gifts and I think with the holidays what better gift to give than a vibrator. You can use it with your lover and he or she can use it with you think of you when you're not around. So they come in all sizes. They're easy to pack. Just remember I have batteries on hand.

Although lots of them I got this really cool one, minus that plugs into my computer, as a USB or whatever, and you didn't need batteries anymore. And they're all waterproof. And some quick history on the vibrators, a surprising object of your gift giving with a history lesson. So first of all, vibrators were created

to cure female hysteria, which was basically a man made illness assigned to bird, sexually unsatisfied, housewives in the Victorian era. And their crotchety old husbands failed to recognize their clitoris, which many old, many people don't even recognize the clitoris now. And then a young attractive doctor found every woman's clitoris in London with electrifying power. So basically these women would line up outside his house because it would relieve them of tension and anxiety and all these signs they said were coming from them not having an orgasm. So these doctors were using their hands to get these

women off and once their hands are in a hurt, so that's when the first bi-graders were invented. So that's the little history lesson today. Okay, those are variety of bi-graders to choose from. So the best thing about the latest crop, and there's been some really, again, check out my website, KioD, who's the buyer for Goodviwa,

we just wrote a blog on this, she wrote about the latest and the hardest toys this season. The best things about the latest crop is that many come and waterproof for charger web models so you don't even need the goddamn batteries. You get a free range to use them when you're in the tub, the shower, or for that impromptu romp with your guy. So here's some things that I'm in love with this year, and they make great stocking stuff, or is there great gifts. So, screaming O's vibrating rings. Like I talked about earlier, as if sex wasn't fun enough, these rings turn your man into a human vibrator.

And what woman doesn't want that? His penis is vibrating inside you. The vibrations feel good to him. It has an attached vibrating pleasure knob that hits the woman in all the right spaces. It's a win-win for couples, and now you can get buzzed together. Get it? So, you can go to ScreamingO.com on my website, section of Emily, and just click on that and buy them their special discounts and all that stuff if you buy from us. Okay, my next

favorite toy, which I think is a good luxury gift. And this is if you want to buy a really special sexy something. Most women with clitoral semi-stimulation drink in, of course. The many vibrators today that fit nicely and is screly in the palm of his or her hand. So it's not like you're bringing out this big vibrator that looks very phallic. It's the Jimmy Jane Form 3. It looks like it fits in your hand. It's rechargeable, water proof, and adorable. It's the Jimmy Jane Form 3. It looks like it fits in your hand. It's rechargeable, water proof, and adorable. It's sitting right on my counter right now. I'm staring at it. It's like in the kitchen plugged in,

which might not be so sanitary, but I did watch it. I did watch it. So he can control the pressure. The vibrator acts as a touch pad so you can feel his finger doing the work as it moves around the tongue-shaped toy. So you know I love the I love anything Jimmy Janey

and I love their massage candles, I love their form three. The other thing, the Wu vibe, the Wu vibe is the most popular couple vibrator out there. She can wear it during intercourse when he is inside of her. So it curves like a C, so it goes inside of her, and it hits her G-spot, but it also it surfaces his clit his, her clitis, and then he can go inside her. So, and it's the easiest three-semi-o-ever-have, you can get it at good vibrations.

So go to goodvibes.com and you get free shipping on orders over $75 and the liqueur bit oil, which sounds delicious. Okay, larger vibrators, such as the thrusting orgasm found at Singular Institute, are good if you want some fancier with eight independent speeds of vibrations and thrusting actions. So Singular Institute DVDs also, we talk about them at the time, they are great because you might have thought that you learned something from watching porn from all the hours that you log watching porn. And I think that porn serves an important part in our culture. I think it's nothing wrong if you watch porn

every day. Nothing wrong if you masturbate, nothing wrong if you release. However, my problem with porn is that it is not the best way to learn techniques. Some clear institute makes these DVDs and I'm not just saying this, I've learned so much just from watching them and I thought I knew everything. You can pick out, look, there's sex, flourishing DVDs, and many other DVDs had to perform oral sex, like very, very specific things. So people are naked and they're having sex on screen, but they're carrying on those DVDs, but they're teaching you the right moves. Oh, here's another funny thing.

When I was in the street the other day, I was interviewing when I was doing a man on the street interview. I was interviewing these guys. Oh, first of all, if you want to buy a Sinclair Institute DVD, you use coupon code Emily50 and you get 50% off any item. Okay, so this dude, man, is I was asking him.

I was like, so what have you learned from porn? And he said, you know what? I don't think I learned anything from porn, but one time I watched a 45 minute DVD about Conolingus. And he said, I realized I was performing all sex wrong all these years. And just by watching a DVD, he's like, I get every woman off now.

And I was like, what the hell do you learn? Like, what were you doing wrong? And he's like, I get every woman off now. And I was like, what the hell do you learn? Like, what were you doing wrong? And he's like, I was biting, I was this and that. He's like, now I learn that you need to suck stuff on the clitoris, you need to move your tongue around, that you need to very pressure. I mean, he knew all this stuff because this dude, who I love, sat down and watched a DVD

about how to perform all sex, which I think every guy should be required watching for every man on the planet. Your favorite thing in the world. It is my favorite thing in the world. Let me go. Why? So all sex is beautiful.

It's beautiful, man. It really is. Okay. So some other favorite sex toys out there that are newly available this year. These are some of the hot toys for men and these are often good vibrations. There's the leather cock ring, a quickie sleeve, and the new Vespankin toy, which offers a totally unique experience. I don't know what that means. I don't know what it is. For gay people, there's the new wave dildo,

the wily dildo, the loop shooter, and the Triton Glass plug. These are all on my website under the blog post about coyote. And then for couples, that you should get, your partner, ASAP. Because here's the thing, you can buy in Christian New Breton, shoes, you can buy her that dress she wants.

But I mean, why not make the holiday sexy anyway, and to have a new toy that you can bust out and play with with your partner because only 70% of women 70% of women need extra Clitoral stimulation during sex and they're not gonna get it just from your penis alone or your hands So you might need a toy and that's how we roll that's what we're saying and then oh here's another fun thing I have to tell you all right So all right all right, so that's what we got for a topic. But I just let you go off because you just embrace these topics and support them so strong.

I love the sex toys. You love the sex toys and you love the going of the down on the female. The going of the down on the female. But don't men love the going of the down on the penis? Yeah, they do. They do. And then as you've talked about women who did not do a good job.

Yeah. And they just, you know, they're just not that great at it. I mean, they don't support it enough. I mean, they don't suck on it hard enough. But you don't want to be a total vacuum. But you just don't want to like have the penis just lay in your mouth, you know. No, who just has a lay there? What's your biggest tip for women on how to perform better all sex?

My best and biggest tip is to just be a little more aggressive on it, but not too hard, you know? It does make any sense. Don't make it too softly. Yeah, just don't be soft. Just don't be soft. Like guys don't want to be soft. They do see all this stuff in porn, and that's what they kind of expect

is a little bit of a rough ride, you know? Yeah, they can also watch a DVD about it, but here's the thing, and do you find that most women met us in your vast experience of having women suck on your penis? Would you say, and I'm just curious, that the majority spit or swallow? I would say 80% swallow. Oh,

that's good. Do you like that? Do you prefer that? I don't care, honestly. You don't care as long as I came out, as long as I got off and my penis is in your mouth, I'm psyched. Yeah, I don't.

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I know. And mask strips are these, if you're with a woman who won't perform all sex in you, which is an epidemic in our culture, there's that whole like we're once we get married, you know, once I get married married women don't perform all sex So I only get it on my birthday It's because women don't like the taste of semen So these friggin strips that come in mango strawberry watermelon chocolate I memorize that because I have them. I love them

It masks the taste of semen So you put it on your tongue when you're performing all sex, the tingling sensation feels good to the guy and you cannot taste semen. So if I was giving all sex to menace, I would think he tasted like a chocolate milkshake. It's kind of cool. But I met the owner's founders and we had a blast in LA. I love the drinking meetings. I don't do enough of those. Wow.

The meetings were your drink. It's fun. Wow. The meetings were your drink? It's fun. Yeah. I mean, you do that all the time, but I don't. So I think that I'm. It does get expensive in LA too, because everyone always wants to meet at lunch. They want to meet for lunch, dinner.

You know, they don't. They don't really meet in offices. And so it gets kind of costly. My friend that just moved to LA, she's saying, oh, I gotta pack my lunches and save my money for when I have to do meetings because it's always at a restaurant. No, that's true.

I've had a ton of, I've had so many lunch meetings there. Well, also your, your woman, so you either get, you know, free, more free lunches than a guy would get. I get wine and zine. Yeah. Lucky. Well, um, this is- Well, that's good. I'm-

Yeah. No, no, go ahead, sorry. No, we're good. I think we're good. I think this is an awesome show. I just wanted to- I needed to get this show out because I want people to know what- what to buy for the holidays, what to do, and what's going on with us. We're going to have more shows coming, more new shows,

and in the new year especially, and I just love all my listeners, and I'm so grateful for everybody for listening to this show. Tell your friends, so listen, if you love sex with Emily, like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter, you can found Menace,

he's Menace on Twitter and Instagram. Yes. And Facebook. And anything else Menace that you'd like to par with? No, that's it. And keep on doing love line shows because I love it. I am. I'm going to be on love line the 17th to the 20th of December.

So whenever this comes out, you'll have heard me that. And if not, I will be back on love line in the new year. It is a total thrill. Dr. Drew is such a sweetheart. Oh, yeah. Did you tell him how much I loved him? Probably not. No, I didn't because I think he knows everyone loves them. Wow. He's cool, but I'm going to see you appreciate this. I'm my first night in love line, which was a few weeks ago. Dr. Drew was in the studio. Yeah. He'll totally appreciate this.

And it was my very first night. And I think I did an awesome job. He was calling in from New York. And the one comment the producer made to me is like, Emily, you can't cut off Dr. Drew. Yeah, you can't. What did you mean to? What? I didn't mean to. Yeah, you can't. He's the...

Well, I didn't. I never did it again. He's the iconic... He's the host of the show. I mean, I cut you off because we're friends, but you know, that's a proof. We're friends. If I was in a more professional situation, like you would, you are, I would, I would never cut you off.

If we weren't friends. Well, listen, I'm purpose. If we're, if we were, if we were friends, and this is the sexily Emily show, and we weren't friends, if we were if we were if we were friends and this is the sex with Emily show and we were more professional, I would never cut you off. But you know, why should make it more professional? Oh really. I got after you cry in wine about how I cut you off, I've gotten better at it, not cutting you off. You have gotten better. I think you and I after eight years have a great synergy.

I love us. I love you too. And everyone loves us. I love you, Minus. Happy holidays. All right. Oh, and listen to the show on Stitcher. We always gotta give love to Stitcher.

Stitcher. Stitcher, if you don't know what Stitcher is, it's an app that you can stream podcasts or radio shows that you love on demand. And it's totally free. You can use it on your tablet, you can use it on your smartphone, your iPhone, your Android.

They even have it available in your car. They also have a web app. And all you do is type in sex or sex with Emily. And you don't even have to download the MP3 you can just start streaming the show right away. That's pretty awesome. Which makes so much sense because I when I drove to LA a few weeks ago, I listened to Stitcher the entire way because I realized like on my phone Stitcher app, Stitcher for any

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