Sex With Emily - SWE: How to Lick It

Episode Date: November 5, 2013

A guy calls into the show for some advice on how to perform cunnilingus. He realizes that every woman is different and he shouldn't go straight for the clitoris, but wants to know specifically how to lick it. Also, do heels prevent women from having orgasms? Does sitting in chairs turn you on? Is the clitoris actually bigger than a penis? Does having a hang-over make you want to do it, or just curl up in the fetal position and question your existence? Some food for thought while you're waiting for your main course of the show. Cunnilingus, it's what's for dinner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm Emily from sexwithemlee.com. Crazygirlproducts.com carries unique, fair-bon-infused products that make you feel sexy and confident. I'm crazy about their wannabe naked shave cream. It's made perfectly for your more intimate areas. No shave bumps or in-grown hairs. You use Cubankode Emily25 for 25% off at CrazyGirlProducts.com. Look into his eyes.

They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Betrubized they call them in a fight on day. Hey, Avaline, you got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken, he thinks you're kind of cute. The girls got a hair stand. Oh my.

The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common, though? What do you mean, like laundry? It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I'm off here. So, I'm gone.

Being bad feels pretty good. But you know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between for more information. Go to sexwithemily.com where you can listen to all the podcasts. You can also easily subscribe on iTunes and you can email me all your questions to feedback. It's sex with Emily.com. I swear I read all your emails and I'm actually working on a system where you're actually going to get actual responses from

your those all those emails. I mean I'm not all of them but you'll get you know I would want you to know and I want to acknowledge the fact that you're emailing me. It's one of the things that kills me because I know that you all take the time and you've said really important questions and I try to answer them on my show. And I just love my listeners. And damn, we've had so many like crazy, so many numbers of people listening. The numbers are going crazy. So thank you everyone for listening to Sex with Emily and supporting the show and telling

your friends about it. If you, you know, I never think of it. But really if you like it, bring it up to your friends. It's improved your sex life. Your relationships let people know because, you know, we like to keep this show free and I'd love to get more listeners and all that stuff. So thanks everyone.

I appreciate it. I'm here with Anderson tonight. What up, Anderson? Yo. Yeah, how you doing? I'm doing good. I'm hanging with you on Halloween. That's pretty good, right?

It's fantastic. OK, you can't tell what I am yet, but I'm going to be a sexy slash zombie zombie I have like like stuff to put all over me. God's everyone look at my website I'll post a picture or my Facebook or my Twitter which is sex with them I have like guys and I have makeup I didn't have time because I'm meeting Sinai was in traffic So I could be a mummy I could be a mummy cover I could be a mummy. I'm covering my mouth. There's a lot of guys.

Unless like right before they die, they're getting mad at me because we're doing love line after. Let's talk about why I have to be a saiyan. I'm because our video guy, Roon, is incredibly annoying. That's why. That's the only reason why. I'm the newest one here.

So I feel like, oh, I had a dress up. I do love line. You guys, everyone who's listening, I do the love line radio show on Thursday nights. It's a podcast if it doesn't play in your city live on terrestrial radio anyway. It's after this and we were told to dress up and Anderson saying it's a farce. It's not a farce It's not like the toga party where like we tell the one guy that it's a toga party And then it's not yeah, that's not okay. I'm just gonna wear my dress, but I'm not gonna go too crazy We have a guy and without talking badly about ruin I like to first say that I say all the things that I'm about to say wear my dress, but I'm not going to go too crazy. We have a guy and without talking badly about Rune,

I like to first say that I say all the things that I'm about to say right now, two runes face. Okay, good. He's a little odd. He's very different. He's different. He's very challenging and sweet. He's his own person.

Let's just say that. He's definitely his own person. And I appreciate it about him. I appreciate it about everyone here. Okay, so this week, I, today show, we're going to be giving you some, we're going to be reading emails because we get so many emails that we love hearing

and answering, but there's also, we've got a list of the few things that you never would have guessed about sex by Time Magazine, shocking facts, there's 12 of them, I'm not sure, we're going to get to all of them and then I leave to give you a little bit of some oral sex tips and stuff like that.

So there's a lot going on here tonight. And the next thing is I have to talk about are your balls. Okay, so here's a deal. How are your balls feeling at this moment? If you have balls. Are they clean? Are they dry? Does your partner complain or is not always willing to go downtown with you?

Do you know what I'm saying? So, you guys have been tired of me talking about this for a while. I started Emily and Tony.com. I launched a new product called Down Under Comfort. I think Anderson's probably wearing it right now. And the thing is, it's not even that your balls are that bad. Okay, I'm sure they're fine. You shower in the morning.

But you might be wondering why I'm not getting enough oral sex so my partner's not paying enough attention on there. It could be because you're not as fresh as you were when you showered at 8 AM. And this just like is a cream to a powder formula that keeps you fresh and smells amazing. And it's all organic and happy, right? And you like it.

Emily and Tony.com go there and check it out. Use coupon code Emily, get 20% off your first purchase. If you love me, you love the show. You'd love to support all the, my product that I gave birth to. Plus, you're ladies get a love you too. My ladies are gonna love you too, yeah, your ladies are gonna love you, and women can also use it under their breasts,

anywhere you sweat. Okay, that's all I'm gonna say about that. So, there was in Time Magazine, it said it was talking about the things that you never would have guessed about sex. And so I thought some of these were really interesting because some of them I've known, but some of them I thought, God, we should really talk about this. I should share this with you if you want to improve your sex life.

So here's one. Studies indicate that orgasms can enhance a woman's ability to be creative, confident, and productive. So, if you're one of these women who I hear from all the time who was sitting around not having a orgasm, because you're either on some kind of medication, or you don't think it's important anymore, or you're not making time to pleasure yourself, or you're not with your partner having an orgasm, you'd be way more free and creative and confident and productive with your life if you just said orgasm So if that isn't reason enough to masturbate, I think you should Okay, another fact here a new sex fact is that sitting in chairs can be arousing for some women

Due to the pressure of being exerted on their arousal tissues such as the vagina the clitoris and the anus I don't know. I don't get arouseting around chairs. Have you heard this before, Anderson? Everyone would be sitting around like having crazy orgasms or something. Well, don't most ladies sit down quite a bit anyways? I've been sitting down for years. I wish I would have an orgasm to sit down. Most people do. I mean, every time you're in the car in traffic, I would think. Yeah, but women, it's rubbing like the trifecta here. My dad, who was a bit of a filthy man, if you recall, he told me that I should,

uh, hey, have dairy, that I, the only advice he ever gave me was to go to Sweden, Stockholm Sweden before I get married, which I did not do. But he always had this idea of putting up a base, uh, speaker underneath the passenger seats for that when the ladies get in, he'd turn up the base and give it to him. I'm like, really? So that would make sense. Yeah. Can you imagine that? I can't believe it. and give it to him. Really? So that would make sense. Yeah. Can you imagine that?

Yeah, the by the base. That would make sense. The base would do it. A vibrating C. I love your dad. Yeah. He's so innovative. What a dirty old man. It's amazing.

Hey, why is there not an app or something where you can put your phone between your legs and set it to the vibrate mode and have somebody actually manipulate that vibration in like from New York while you're in LA. There is. Okay, cool. Okay, so there's actually a few things that are available right now under that, but there is something on the mark. Oh my God, which I love.

Everyone go to omibod.com and Oracle and I think I don't know the way. They make vibrators that play along to the music. So they make vibrating panties, it plays along to your iPhone, all your music, and your partner can control it, the vibrator, but there's a lot of things. We actually have one of these hanging around the studio once. Yeah, they're amazing. I love them, and they have all these great products.

So check them out and tell them the Emily sent you. Well, the idea with the panties is you go to like a club or something, and you're kind of getting a little stimuli with the music, goes with the beat too. Exactly, so here's the thing about them. I've used them before, and I've had actually a lot of emulsively and you're kind of getting a little stimuli with the music beat goes with the beat too. Exactly. So here's the thing about them. I've used them before and I've had actually a lot of emails lately, people asking me, if you want to buy some, go to goodvibes.com, use coupon code Emily and you get 20% off. Any freaking toy you want to good vibes.

So anyway, they have vibrating panties. I think they have the club vibe by Omibide. So what happened was this guy, I got them because of course you know I get all the sex toys and I put the vibrator in my pants in My panties it comes with black little panties that fits everybody it does actually and then I put the vibrator It's like comfortable you has a little pocket for it and then he has the remote control That's connected to his iPhone and it's playing music all night when he wants to or at a party and it's vibrating in my panties. So you could be at a totally different place. Yeah, I could be talking to like the mayor, you know? Not thinking about him at all and then he'll be like a little thing.

Yeah, really cool. Oh, I like that. I think it's great for play. They have a lock on there so you can lock it on a lady and make her keep it. I don't know if you could do that. I don't know that's pretty advanced. But anyway, I think that it's hot. It's four-play.

People are like, oh, what do you mean by I believe four-play all day? And how can we don't want to come home and just have sex? Well, what if you turned her on all night long, then maybe she'd go home and have sex with you. I like the idea of me being out of town and my wife's at home sleeping in bed and in the middle of the night,

I can just give her a little. Exactly. Do you like that? That's hot, right? That's a great way to say connected Okay, we should take a call. We're good. Okay. Here's the thing we give out we are on Thursday nights between 839 30 specific standard time we are taking calls for this podcast at 1 800 Love 1 9 1. Hi Peter. How you doing? I'm doing pretty good. How about you? I'm good

Thank you so much for calling. You're calling with one of my favorite questions about all sex so uh... talk to me right i love all sex i mean i just think that i'd love men that want to know about it i've been following you forever first of all really ever since i've been on twitter uh... yet you said that you can't have a time

i've responded i need universal or all questions. Every girl is different. Every girl is different. Exactly. So there should be universal rules. There should be universal rules. Here's the pump, Peter. There are no universal rules. Women are like snowflakes. So each clitoris, each vagina is completely different. Wait, there is universal rules. No, there's not yeah, you got to pay attention Okay, that's the main you want the universal rules. Okay, right? Each one's different. However, there are some main roles Okay, thank you Anderson. Would you like to take over sex with Anderson? No, pay attention like ask her what she likes

Ask her ask her what feelings ask her what feels good to ask her you know Does this this feels good when I'm what I'm doing to you? Don't go right for the clitoris. that's another thing women need to be warmed up so the i'd say the first tip is to start with kissing her that's what i do watch and i have to subscribe to um... you on youtube so i know the rules

always have to go around the clitoris before you have to go for the clitoris right so what's your specific question then? Do you have any more? So I just I just I mean whatever you can give me I'm gonna hold on to it. Okay so I would say what do I like? Oh well. Just got creepy. This got kind of creepy. I got to tell me. I like slow. A lot of women like it slow. I like the teas. I cannot emphasize enough whatever you do, like T's are because part of what makes sex Peter and maybe you'll agree with me.

So amazing is the anticipation. You know the time there's a hot girl on your dynasty pither and finally see it together and you're like, you know what? It was actually more exciting before we slept together. But sometimes the anticipation is just as good as a sex. So you want to, you know, anticipate the pleasure. And so you want to delay it as much as possible.

So I say touch her over her underwear. Like don't rip her panties off right away and get creative and just make her tell she's almost like begging for it. Like to touch her over panties around her thighs and just tease her, tease her, tease her. How's that? That's a good one, right? And then fingers are optional. Some women like fingers, some women don't.

So you have to try it out. You have to like kind of ease in and be like, how does that feel? So ask her. The trial and error. Exactly. And then yeah, she's not going to, and also it's not going to take you two minutes. It might take you 19.

It might take you 30. Can you do that, Peter? It can go either way. Yeah, thank you. Good, okay, you're welcome. Well, I would have nice. Bye, bye. See, the problem is I can talk about oral sex all night long.

In fact, I had some other tips that I was going to go to. Yeah, I was going to. What were they? Well, I was going to go to some other oral sex tips eventually in the show and it's funny that Peter called in with oral sex tips. Did you think those were accurate? I could only partially listen because I was dealing with other stuff. Oh my God, what other stuff is going on?

Okay, so I'm going to go back to some of the facts. Then we're going to go back to oral sex tips. It's a very busy night. Here's the thing. These are some amazing sex facts that you might not have known. And this one actually was the most upsetting to me, Anderson. Wearing high heels can negatively affect a woman's ability to orgasm. Now, you've known me for a while now. I've never, ever, I don't own anything that's less, any heels that are less than three

inches. And mostly I wear five-inch heels when I go out. So that could mean that heels are made... You always have a whip with you as well. Exactly. Some heels are made to mimic the arch and a woman's pelvis during orgasm. It causes the pelvic floor to contract or gain heels. It can lessen her ability.

The ability of the pelvic floor to be contracted to contract or exempt. Wait a minute, I don't understand this. Are they saying that if you wear heels all the time, your body's contorting in different ways? You wouldn't let likely to orgasm. I don't really believe that. I'm really tall bullshit. It's one of those studies where like six months from now or six years from now, they'll say, oh, you know what? High heels makes your orgasm way more. I know. I'm just telling you that I read this and I was upset and I choose not to believe it.

I choose not to believe that it's scientific. I look at girls with high heels and I assume that they're orgasm in a lot more. Exactly. I feel much sexier wearing heels, and much, it's not even that I'm worried that I'm so short because I'm pretty short, it's that I just feel better. I feel more confident in heels and fuck it. I have orgasms anyway, so I'm not really worried about this, but this is for other people, right?

Okay, these are for your other people who are having problems through high heels. Okay, so maintaining, oh, okay, this is good. Maintaining adequate hydration enhances your ability to orgasm. What enhances your ability to live and why? Right, hydration exactly is a key to life. You need to be hydrated for everything, but people so easily don't drink enough water. So if you're also not orgasm, you can drink more water.

And I think most of us are probably most dehydrated right after working out very hard, or probably being hung over in the morning. Exactly. Imagine trying to orgasm when you're hung over. It's tough. A lot of guys, my ex-boyfriend, he only wanted to have sex when you're hung over. Not only, but especially. He was like, that was the only way he could ever hang over.

He wanted to have sex all day. And I was like, oh, really? I'm not hung up. Because I don't drink that much. So I'd never be as hung over as well. So I think I've sexed them once and he still smells like alcohol, gross. I hate that. That's my least favorite kind of sex.

So a lot of guys, I do think like that because you're like, well, I really can't do anything else. I'm not so sex. Maybe that was his thing was like degradation and he liked to like to be all gross and sluvly on top of you. He didn't even know he was gross and suddenly that's a problem and that's why he's my ex. When I get hungover, I'm very needy and I want to make sure that she knows that I love her and that I'm like a little boy like mommy.

You know, because I feel like so worthless and helpless and I feel shame too from all the drinking from the night before. Oh, okay. This is whole cycle. Really? So you don't go after what you want. That's a different show. That is a different show.

We should talk about that. So you don't go, so you feel bad. So he never felt guilty. He just, he just took and took and took and took and sex from me. No, I'm just kidding. I'm way over him. But speaking of boyfriends, Yeah boyfriends. Oh my god I hate that word

Speaking of people I hate the word boyfriend. Why? My boyfriend like who cares? What are the word panties? Yeah, it's okay. I used panties because they're actually called vibrating panties earlier You don't like that word. Oh, you mean like in what context just like hey your panties are cute Hey, you don't want to go buy some new panties today? Yeah, I like it. It's kind of sexy kind of dirty kind of. My wife hates it. It's like, I could see it being like your panties.

What are you gonna call them? Underwear, it's time. Do you remember that sign felt, okay, I'm going off from Tanshant, do you remember the sign felt when he was trying to talk dirty to that woman and he really offended her and he said, because he's never done it before and he said, well, how about the panties?

He's like, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go put on the, grab your panties that your mother laid out for you the night before. Oh yeah, it was a stanza, right? No, was it a panties? No, I think it was a jackpot. She freaked out. She said, that's creepy

while you're bringing my mom into dirty, dirty talk. It was friggin hilarious. So panties, I think are kind of a weird word, but you know, I use them a lot. Hey, you ever done a show on dirty talk? Hundreds of them. I know that. No, but here's the thing. I do have thousands of sexual family shows, which by the way you can probably get 300 of them on iTunes. Um, and I should someday just release like a golden like a huge set of them and downloadable, but I'll do that one day

The point is I've done a lot of shows in dirty talk and and it's very useful. Like it's a good tool, I think, because now people are dirty texting too. Which is different, but still, or in bed, Dirty Talk. One of the first rules of Dirty Talk to people are texting, but no, I'm just backing up to Dirty Language, is that if you're uncomfortable with Dirty Talk, you can just start by saying that the easiest, like, Dirty Talk 101 is like explain something that's happening in the moment. So be like, baby, that feels so good, the way your hands are wrapped around my ass or whatever. Or I can't wait for you to be inside me. Just like describe things.

You don't you think you description words? Absolutely. And then you can start throwing you know other things. So just start there. Yeah, you got to start small before you drop in. Exactly. Baby. So just check out my on podcast on iTunes, something about Dirty Talk.

I've talked about, oh, and I blog post about it. And probably videos. Okay. So last week's show, we had Jeff on from Promessant. He is the CEO of a company called Promessant, which is the only FDA treatment to last longer and bad. It's a desensitizing spray that won't transfer to your partner, right? It's a spray and you go to my website, click on the permission.

So anyway, it's like the only thing that prevents pre-veture ejaculation FDA approved. The point is it's desensitizing. It doesn't transfer to your partner. She doesn't know you're using it. But here's the thing that's so amazing. So I got this email because we talked about this last week on the show about like, because it's not only pre-ulation like guys here like oh, I didn't last a minute

But it's been so amazing Anderson because I've gotten all these emails from people who are like Because what we talked about was that You might just not last as long as you want because there's a big arousal gap So a lot of times a woman lasts like it takes a woman. Let's say average 19 minutes to orgasm Is that really the average? Yeah, or like 16 not not between 16 and 19. And it's a guy. You need to tell Drew that, because Drew usually says after 15 minutes, most women are bored. No. I always thought he was crazy.

He's crazy. I'll tell him tonight. So then women, so men are like six to eight minutes. So there's this gap. So what if you're dude that lasts six minutes, but your girlfriend, why would like if you lasted 15, if you spray this on you, you can last until 15. So it's not like you even have to be a premature deck that you can just last longer and feel everything the same.

It's like a sleigh. It's like a sleigh. You got to figure out your different numbers. Exactly. Exactly. So that's been cool because it's last week on ProMessent, I got all these interesting emails from people who ordered it and liked it and all that stuff. So I just wanted to share that with you people.

Okay. So now, oh, Clitoris, speaking of Clitoris as we were earlier with the color, this is more about those facts that I'm giving you. The Clitoris is actually a much larger organ than many believe it to be. So there's been all these studies lately about the Clitoris. And that is, oh, I'm hydrating a lot. That means I'll be able to organize it tomorrow. You get ready for later. Yep. Most consider the Clitoris to be the external button stimulated during sex, right? They just think it's like that little thing. Little bean. Little bean. However, it's a much larger organ extending

about 9 centimeters into the pelvic region. The external button is called the glands, the entire organ encompasses the vagina and a hugging motion when a woman becomes excited, which is why they've always been, had a hard time like distinguishing between like the G-spot and the PC muscles and the, especially the G-spot orgasm and the vet and the control orgasm because they're all kind of connected. Like I feel sensations all over like I can't sometimes tell the difference so that's just interesting that your clitoris is not just the little bean, it's all those areas around you, which you can feel good to like put pressure on your pelvic floor muscles. So that goes back to what you're saying before, is just move around and explore around there too.

I like how you got all these European studies too. Right. That's the Europeans. The centimeters. Oh, centimeters. Well, the Europeans, you know, they're intersects. Like the tongue too, it's kind of related. You can only see like one third of your tongue.

Two thirds of your tongue actually is like weighed down and you're throwing it in a room and see it. Exactly. But it's your tongue is way back there. Exactly. It's the whole thing. You're so right, Anderson. Very, very similar. Okay. So, that, I've also got a little bit of sex in the news. So, this, I got this in my inbox, kind of depressing email. It's said that divorced people are more likely to die from preventable accidents than married people. According to a new study from sociologist at University of Pennsylvania, so an American study. It has a whole new layer to the meeting of dying alone. And I'm like, it didn't

say like, why? Like, why would divorced people like this? Because they're like drunk more driving off the road or they're making bad choices because they never got remarried? I think this study is so silly. Like why would divorce people get more accidents? Because they're out doing things that married men aren't, which is sticking to the couch and yelling their kids. Well it doesn't say divorce and never remarried. That's true.

Maybe they're just out more. Guys with kids are home serving porn. And guys that are divorced are getting earrings and red corvettes, convertibles. Exactly. And speeding in them. Right, totally. Okay, I got it. So that's who it is.

So I just thought that I would bring you those facts. And I'm also going to, I'll give you some more because today's show was gonna be a little bit about some clitoris, some oral sex tips, but then I also wanna get your emails. And since I started earlier with our caller, I will give you a little more oral sex tips. So the first thing is tease,

because you guys, you just, you go way too fast for it. Like, slow it down, everything, go five times slower than you think you should. And get your tongue technique down. Once you get there with the Clitoris, when you begin licking it, start soft. Oh, we start softer than you think. Focus on the couture hood located just above the clitoris. You can alternate, wide, licks, small licks. Just find out what she wants, right? Like,

like figure out what feels good to her because every woman is going to be different. This is the part where you have to do a lot of work. You can also use a vibrator if she can't. Not a lot of women no matter what you do to work goddamn clitoris. If you stay down there for six days, you might not have an orgasm. And don't be intimidated or afraid of the vibrator. I hear so many guys, girls call in saying that

I brought out a vibrator and you got really mad at me. All the time they call in to love line. I'm like really? Stop that. Because your boyfriend's an idiot. Because he doesn't realize that the vibrator is actually his new best friend. Because it's so much less work for him. I'm not.

Especially for the lazy man, I was going to say, yeah. Yeah, the lazy man who's drunk, right out here's your vibrator babe. It's like, oh, big thing happened this week speaking of vibrators is I always talk about the Mimi, MIMI. You can get it good vibes.com, coupon code Emily, go to my website, or whatever you wanna do to find it. But I think it's my favorite one to use during intercourse because it looks like a little stone,

but now they have a new one. It's like the Mimi II, I don't know if they call it the two, but it's improved and it thumps and it vibrates. And it's freaking awesome and it's quiet and you can just hold it over your clitoris and have crazy orgasms. I think a lot of dudes, like I said, they think it's a size thing and it has nothing to do with size. This one looks like a puzzle.

Doesn't matter how big your neck is or small is, it's never going to be a little vibrate. No, never, never. So, don't worry, it's about the motion. Exactly, it's about the motion. And here's another cool thing, another little trick for you. If she's using one of these small little vibrators on her clitoris, you could also put your tongue down there, and your tongue will actually start to vibrate

against the vibrator. So, and it doesn't feel weird to you, but it feels really freaking good to her. Feels a little weird. You could also... Don't even hate your teeth. Don't even hate your teeth. You could also put your fingers inside of her,

and then have the vibrator there too, and then your fingers are starting to vibrate. So when you say you can't become a human vibrator, you can do it alongside it. Yeah, you guys could team up. So another trick that I've heard of people doing is both hands are free a lot of time. You can hold her hand and kind of get the idea of what she likes and what she doesn't like with what she's doing with her hand. She likes something, she's probably a squeeze.

Right. I've heard people talking. Yeah, you heard that she squeezes or she goes, oh baby. Right, it's pay attention. squeeze. I've heard people talking. Yeah, you heard that she squeezes or she was a baby. Right. Another great trick if you were starting out with like you know, clitoris or oral sex 101 or wanting to know how to please her 101 or him is mutual masturbation. That's one of my favorite favorite things that couples can do together because you can each lie there and please your pleasure yourself get into it and then your partner can see exactly what it

is that you do that makes you have an orgasm and then they can mimic that kind of pressure speed motion when they're going down to you. It's like free information. Why isn't everyone doing it? Once a month is a good opportunity to do something like that. What? It's doing a period, you mean? Yeah. True. Or you just really want a blowjob, don't you? are you like her to master away too I've heard of girlfriend saying hey it's blow job week wow those are good girl friends I'm married though no no why don't don't want more than sex I know it sex with Emily but come on I'm saying they say that also on the flip side Anderson people get married and

women stop giving blow jobs I don't believe that's okay. I believe that some women do. If there was a study done on two subjects and I was one of those subjects and my wife was the other that would be a hundred percent accurate. No more blow job after marriage. No, it's not as many. So you've been married here. Here's this. I'm dead. She won't. I'll just send it to our next week but I won't tell her that it's from. They've diminished for sure. They're used for payments of things I'm like, I understand you're right, because that's my biggest name I really like she's like, once you break the leaves or you she doesn't have me do like meany old things. She's usually like helping her with like a study because she's

in graduate school now and I'm a fantastic writer. Are you? She sucks. Yeah. So She's like, you help me with the paper. Oh, you're gonna get phenomenal. Oh my god. So so does she? Yeah, she kind of pays off sometimes. Oh my god, she's like you have a paper or you get phenomenal oh my god so does she yeah she kind of pays off sometimes so does she can kill me what am i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i And there's so many reasons why you should. I think that women, if you don't like it, like why don't you like it? Maybe they need a mask strip, a MASQUE, check it out on my website. It makes oral sexism. For some women, it's just like clinical, I think. They're just doing it. They don't really enjoy the other enjoyment on the other side.

You know what I mean? What do you mean they don't enjoy when you ejaculate? Yeah, they don't really like that. There's some girls that just want they just wanna, you know, finish the job. So I call the job, I guess. It's see, but that's the negative. That's what people say.

And I just think, I understand that some women and men, some men don't like the vagina. Some men are like, I don't even wanna get near it. I don't wanna promote, it's fine. And that guy should be with the woman who doesn't like the penis. I'm gonna give her all sex. But I think if you get confident with the penis and you have,

if you get so much fun with it, like blood halves are fun. They can be fun, I think. But if you have some reason because you're busy with the kids or life and you just have no time and you actually think you're not good at it, you should just call me. I'll tell you what to do. Would you like to have a penis? For a day.

I'd say a weekend, a long weekend. I'd love to have a penis. I would just sit down. I would masturbate. I'd watch porn. I would try to have sex with as many as I could. That's what everyone girl says. If I had a penis, I would try and have sex with everything. Everything. Yeah. Or I would just masturbate and watch porn. I would probably have sex with who do I have sex with? I can't even masturbate and watch porn now though. What's the difference? I don't know. I think I'd be something interesting, something different with my penis. You know why? I guess I was thinking that I'd personify. I'd take on some certain characteristics of a male, which would be one who watched television and which I never do. I never watched porn.

And tries to bang everything. I could certainly, I think I've got through phases where I've, I never tried to bang everything, but everything has tried to bang me. And then I sometimes, I've asked to bang more in my life. You just can't fend them off anymore. I'm so proud of you to banging it more in my life. You just get like you're like you just can't fend them off anymore. I'm so glad there's so many men. I'll just bang mom.

Yeah, but not lately. I mean, I bang people. Oh, speaking of banging, I follow it with my eyes. People I swear you are getting good information in between my anecdotes. So there's this new guy that I've been banging. Thank you. That's what I always say. Like can't we just be banging and not have to label it, dude? It's just it's fairly new-ish, but he

Told his 90-year-old conservative father Who lives in another state that he's dating a woman Who has a show called sex with Emily and all this guy that I've been banging has seen on my website is the impressive part I guess is what this is how he explained it to me was It says sex family doctor Emily Morris hosted this been all these teeth guy that i've been being a scene of a website is the impressive part i guess is what this is how he explained it to me was it says sex family doctor and we morris host of this but all these tv shows he thought of impressive however what is 90 year old father

was conservative saw was zeroed and a angel the first post was johanna angel teaches anal sex seminar on the anal and the on the sex with Emily show it was the last time i heard 100 percent So, so that was his first entree into this new chick that his son is banging is that there's anal sex seminars happening in her website. He's like, no dad do no. She's a nice Jewish girl. I swear. At least it's not reversed though. At least it's not like, you know, he's not the girl and you're the guy. Because I think that is that wrong to say? What do you mean? Like if if if he was the chick in the relationship and told his nine, she told her 90-year-old

dad that she's dating this new guy and he does a little homework and it's all about anal sex and how to do it, he would immediately know that his daughter is getting hammered in the ass. Right. You know what I mean? Right. So he probably thinks that his son is hammering me in the ass. Right.

What should you be proud of? 90 or not, he should be happy about that. Oh my God. The whole thing was just embarrassing. I mean, whatever. It's my life. It's funny because people always ask me like, is it hard to date men? Is it hard to whatever?

Because they what you do for living? I'm like, no. I mean, yes. Some men are intimidated. They're not the ones I want to date. But things like this, like the first time you tell the pair, I thought it was funny. Okay. Fingers.

And your oral sex history, Anderson, of being with women women i assume that you've been with women before your wife because you don't have to talk about your wife but do you feel like most women like fingers during all sex they don't what's what's worse issue to this issue here's me talking about other chicks or her i don't know how i have a habit that it really what you've heard people what i've heard people do what forget it and i'll come back

do you when you're performing all sex and a woman, do you use fingers? Yeah. Well, it's like if they like it, some like a lot of sex. Some do so don't, right? Yeah. And that other free hand, Tony, that free hand, usually I use a left hand. And whatever her hand is doing to my hand, I can read that. If you pay attention, you can read what she's liking.

She'll start gripping you if it feels really good. And if it's not, then she'll kind of like loosen the grip a little bit. The hand communication with that, that's true. It lets me know what I should do. Right. That's true. That's good. That's good that you guys have that communication. Not her, not her, other, other girls too. Okay.

A lot of women don't like to say what they want. And you guys should all just tell the dudes what you like. Yeah. Girl, you understand. Guys are going to like that. They're going to think it's hot. And it's going to be beneficial to you. Thank you.

I've been saying it for eight years, nine years. How long have I been doing this show? Seriously, people? Women, why would you go through life? This is for my, my female listeners, who I love. I love you all. Why would you go through life not having the best sex that you could possibly have? Okay? And all you have to do is masturbate, figure out what feels good, do it a lot because your body is always changing. So sometimes you orgasm one way or another way or whatever.

And then once you get this information, which is very important and enjoyable, I'm not asking you to go to your taxes to sign up for quick in or something. I'm saying go and masturbate. Then you can explain this to your partner and you can say, hey babe, you know what? I really like when I use lots of lubricant. Lubricant is I prefer lubricant or sex for example and use your fingers over my clitoris while we use this wedge cushion under my ass so my pelvis is whatever it is. Tell them what the how you like because then you'll be having the sex life that you want that you deserve and nobody should be having

you bad sex for very long. Like too short. It's like getting a girl she's sandwich every day. Getting girls you every single day. Yeah, or something else off the menu, something you want. Exactly, but I don't understand why women and men don't talk about it. It's like women I think are afraid. There's like maybe this is just old school, but they think they're gonna be judged.

The guy's gonna think she's slutty because she's asking for what she wants. So she knows herself so well that makes her too confident. I think there's that Emily and I think that also, especially nowadays there's so many dudes that are insecure about the sex There's so much porn there's so much like what they do I think they're afraid of hurting the guys feelings are making him think that he's not doing it right a lot of guys Or such pussy's not really are they like don't want to ask for directions when they're on the row and you're lost

That's always been the case right so it makes sense They don't want to ask directions when they're lost on a road trip or anywhere and they don't want to ask directions in the bedroom. They don't want to hear it either because they feel like they're failing. Right. Right. So, okay. This is all wrong people. If you just start communication is a lubrication and by talking to your partner about sex.

And here's the thing. I know it's really hard if you've never talked about it. Like I know couples have been together for 10 years, 20 years. They never even talked about it. Maybe they couples have been together for 10 years, 20 years. They've never even talked about it. Maybe they're having great sex. That's fine. But some great ways to talk about it are just like, hey, so what's your, you could play the game of I know?

Like, would you rather? Hey, babe. So would you rather, if you had any choice, you'd give up one thing. Would you rather have oral sex for the rest of your life? Or would you rather have sex with me? Or whatever, I don't know, that's a bad example. Would you rather that I, let's say, would you rather have sex on a beach?

Or would you rather have sex on a balcony? Would you rather have a clitoral organism or do it? Whatever it is, ask questions, play game, that's one thing. You could also say, babe, I had just a fantasy about you. I was thinking about how hot you looked that night when we went out and you were wearing that negligee or whatever, negligee. And she could say to you, and you could say, babe, what are you fantasizing about? And could you, she could say, well, I was thinking about whatever. I mean, there's just like, it doesn't have to be a whole heavy conversation. Or it can just be like, you know, what do you like when I do that? I could tell you seem to really into the way I was licking you last night.

You ask your breakfast. Was that was that good? And she'd be like, well, sometimes school is softer. It's not that hard, right? Interesting. Why is it so hard for people? I'm trying to explain it. It's just like to me, it's just like to do it. Like rip it off a bandaid. I think a lot of people is like sex or a completely different person than they are in their real life when it comes to sex. They just kind of shut down and they just do because people get they still get so embarrassed about things About the ladies do because they're afraid that you don't want to be down there maybe or they're you know And a lot of guys just really don't or they don't know what they're doing or they are like oh

I'm gonna perform a little sex on you and they go down for three minutes and like nothing happens and We didn't even know that you were there Okay, so fingers what I was gonna say is some women want you to complete all your attention, 100% focus on the clitoris in that area. Other women love it when you stick a finger to inside the vagina while giving them conelangus. Again, you just have to start by teasing your own clitoris and then stick one or two fingers inside her and make a come-hither motion with your fingers. So because this is where the G-spot, it's only a couple inches inside the vagina on an upper wall.

Is there always a G spot? Is that where you're suggesting? Yeah, a lot of women have a G spot. A lot of them, but a lot, no, too. Feel right, well. Because if a guy thinks that every woman does, and he's trying to find one on somebody who doesn't, he could hurt him.

He could hurt her, it's true. So this is just with the G spot. I don't know, he could hurt her if he goes hard and starts, but some women like it really hard. They just want to be fingered really hard. Do that. But I'm saying try start off, start off slowly and gently. And so basically the juice spot, it's only if she has one which many women do. It's a couple inches inside the vagina on the upper wall. It's a ribbed bump, the size of a bean. So you continue making the

cum-hither motion while you lick and suck her clitoris, press, press, place pressure lightly on her abdomen. That's for women who like G-spot simulation. You can also stick your fingers in, like I said, and not even do the G-spot, just stick your fingers in, play around. But if she likes it, it's been said a thousand times, but they're all different, right? What you should do, she should figure out what she likes. And after like a lot, not too long, you should know what she likes. And then you're good to go. You know how to drive the car.

Exactly. And she, if women's listening to this and she's not, doesn't really know if she can have de-spot orgasm, lots of times it's not going to happen because the guys penis hit you the right way, or fingers. It's going to happen through masturbation, which is why good vibes.com has so many amazing G-Spot vibrators. Shoot, there's this new one that I just tried the other night, I have to find it. Hold on, I'm going to go out. Is there like a detector that where you could find the G-Spot?

Or could you go to gynecologist and say, tell me where my G-Spot is? I used to joke that my next iPhone app was going to be the G-Spot locator. Like I'm picture and the old man on the beach looking for coins with the metal detector. Right. But there could be like maybe something that vibrates that like you hold it over until it actually ting, ting, ting, ting. I got it. Exactly. Because most, most people can't uh, the G spot is elusive. It's true. But women have to do the work. So there's this new G spot viber. It's a big foot to me. I did. Right. Yeah. But I'm telling you a lot

of women, like I, I've told this, I mean, you could tune out now if you heard me say this because I know I've said so many times, but to me it's so powerful that my best friend in college spent 30 days or masturbating because she never had an orgasm every single day. And she finally had one like the third week, but it was like only from like trying, trying, trying, trying. So what I'm saying is now we have so many toys that could even help you. So, so good vibes Set me the slender G waterproof vibrator. Use coupon code Emily and you get like 15, 20% off. Anyway, it was really cool. And it was just for the G spot. And it was like waterproof and rubbery and cool. And it hit the G spot and it vibrated

really well. Hey, have you talked about your intern who has never had a new guy? Oh my God. I was just going to bring that up. Okay. So I have a new intern. She's 19 and I have two new interns. Lindsay's here, two, love, Lindsay, hi, Lindsay, welcome on board. Okay, and then my other intern, I don't know if she's gonna use her name yet through this whole thing, but she might.

But the point is, she came over, I didn't know how well she was. She's getting school credit. And she's in my apartment for the first time with Kelsey, my assistant, and we're going through what goes on and talking about orgasms, of course, and a new shipment of sex toys came in. I said, oh, we do intern sex toy review day. You're welcome to get anything you want.

And whatever, she said, well, I've actually, I've never had an orgasm. And we were like, oh, really? And I was like, oh my god, and I was like, okay. So if you masturbate, she's like, no, just only once. But she's had sex. She showed me the picture of the box that you sent her home with. It was like she was Rambo and you just geared her up

with all the her name. Oh my God. I was like, I was like, to get her that woman, follow me into my garage that's filled with sex. So I gave her a beginner, like, like, like, a bullet vibrator, like a pocket rocket to start with. I also gave her, oh, no, I gave her the butterfly kiss from Good Vibes, because that's like a really nice soft one. I gave her lubricant. I gave her, oh my God, so much stuff I don't even remember.

She had it all sitting there. I gave her a massage candle, one of my candles. You guys, I made these amazing massage candles that turn into warm massage oil that you can pour in your partner, and it's really hot from massage. So you should buy those at Emily and Tony. I can can her I love those things. I know they smell amazing too But anyway, so I gave her a bunch of stuff and now I

Don't want to say this 100% confer but she has agreed To do a Chronicle of 30 days to achieve orgasms. So she's going to Blog and write or video every not like her master But every day her journey towards an orgasm. You know what you should do is lock her in a box. It was like a little hole where you can put food in and stuff and she doesn't get to come out until she actually achieved. Yeah, that sounds just like what I'm all about.

It'd be good for the internet though. People would tune in. We've got to the internet, but how do we put her in a glass box? Well, of course, so it'd have to be glass. Oh, that was your point. Well, yeah, I mean, we don't let her out. I just don't let her out in a bottle of torture. No, she'd be like the woman in a plastic bubble trying to have to be glass. Oh, that was your point. Well, yeah, I mean, we don't let her out in a plot proper torture. She'd be like the woman in the plastic bubble

to my name in orgasm. I don't know. The girl in the plastic bubble, I like it. Do you remember the boy in the plastic bubble? Of course I do. Right, girl in the plastic bubble. Right, just to sit there in orgasm all day. But we'll have to cover up.

Like, I don't want it to be like salacious. Although, I bet people would pay to watch this online. We should set up a webcam. However, I don't want it to get into creepy weird, like I want to have a phone. No, you're not trying to take her down that road. Yeah, maybe we talk to Joanna Angel about that. I'm not totally, Joanna Angel, you're right.

That was a fun show with her. Wait, she would have to be in the box until she doesn't have an orgasm for 24 hours. Exactly, that's how she gets to do it. I'm not putting my intern in a box, okay? That's exploitation people. All right, you're no fun. But it wasn't really a good idea.

So anyway, anything for content. So check out our YouTube channel and subscribe to it because we're going to be doing a lot more YouTube videos. So go to YouTube and put in sex with Emily, just like Twitter and Facebook and Instagram. It's all sex with Emily. And if you want to get, I don't know, I don't want to like bribe you, but if you want to kind of win some free stuff, we give a lot of stuff away. So now it is give it away.

And you want to get sex tips every single day that will improve your sex life, you should subscribe to one or all of those things. Because I don't just post stupid picture on Instagram, I post pictures of vibrators actually doing things that you might be interested in and whatnot. What? Yeah, I do. How? Like what?

Like this, okay, there's this new vibrator called the Stronic Eans, E-I-N-S. You can, again, oliggoodvibes.com. And it thrusts, it doesn't vibrate. So it's on my Instagram, I'll leave it there. Oh, and it just goes back and forth. It's like a penis. Yeah, all tra-lazy, dude. Yeah, all tra-lazy.

I'm not even a bang my wife tonight. I'm just gonna get out the Stronik Eans. It's kind of big, but it's pretty cool. It's gonna get ton of hype. Cause that's what I love. That's why I get all these sex toys because he would want me to try them out. What's it called? The Stron, it's by fun factory. That's why I get all these sex toys because people want me to try them out. What's it called the stront?

It's it's by fun factory sounds like it's by IKEA. I know the what the sonic in's E I N S So it's S T R O N I C and then it's E I N S I'm just picturing like a fat lazy slob sitting on the couch holding it over and Like watching sports right in the back. It doesn't thrust that hard But it's it's cool. I mean people are loving it. So again, good vibe. I keep saying this I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,'s the thing. I'm trying to run a business and I don't remember to ask everyone to do these things that are important. So apparently it's important if you review it on iTunes. And then I want you to listen to my podcasts.

Oh, I'm going to be the keynote speaker at the AVN Adult Video Awards in Las Vegas in January. Have you been? No, have you? No, but I read like a 55 page essay by Robert Foster Wallace when he went a few years ago and interesting as the word I would use. Really? Well, it's all a bunch of porn stars and stuff. But I'm not actually the keynote of the awards. I'm the keynote of the convention. It's like a big. So if we're going to be giving away free tickets on the show,

if people want to go, it's like a total spectacle. So that's coming up in a few weeks as well. And I think we're good, Anderson here. I've got to bring up next week. We'll have a really great show for you too. And we've got hundreds of shows on the interweb on my website, sexfamily.com. And like I said, iTunes, Anderson, what's up with you? Anything that you'd like the podcast that they can listen to? Oh, yeah, the film vault every week through the film vault. He's not just a pretty face. So what's your path? The film vault in the afters aster.

But you know what? I bet the listener would want after all this oral sex talk. And I feel like a creep asking it. But I'm just thinking for the listeners, they probably would like to know how you like the old oral sex there. But didn't I tell the car earlier a little bit? Perhaps, but I was busy doing other stuff.

Oh, you missed it. I thought it was. I should let you know a little secret. Drone is wife or I should listen here right now. Because they're in New York. They're doing the vlog. Not listening. Yeah, the missed it. I thought it was. I should let you know a little secret to own his wife or actually listen to you right now. Because they're in New York, they're doing that. Well, not listening. Yeah, they're having a good time with it. Yeah.

Oh my god, that's so not listening. Okay, so I, oral sucks, I did the caller gave him some tips and all I can say is that there's no universals that you have to slow down and ask for what she likes. And be careful that clitoris. Don't question the clitoris. And don't go from zero to 60 we can't go from zero to sixty like like like mine can right think a lot of dudes they find the clitoris Like there it is. Let's have fun with it Like what you even got home. I didn't even see you walking the goddamn door and you're trying to go down to me

And I might even turn it on so we talked about all this in the show Thanks everyone for listening to sex with Emily was it good for you? Email me feedback at sex with Emily dot com good for you, email me feedback at sexwithemily.com. Hi, I'm Emily from SexWithEmily.com. What if giving oral sex tasted like strawberries or chocolate? Mass makes these delicious strips like a breast strip, only better. They make oral sex tastes like chocolate, strawberry, watermelon, or mega. Make sex more pleasurable for you and your partner by going to sexualflavors.com.