Sex With Emily - SWE- How to Screw

Episode Date: January 31, 2013

Tips and topics include: Cloning your willy, crooked penises, Christ for Kegels, the oral sex "chin trick," and the oral sex "screw trick." Emily goes on to teach people how to function during sex. Stare lovingly into your partner's eyes without looking psychotic, have loud, ravenous sex whenever possible, and remember to breathe (yes, people forget). Emily also explains what to do if someone stops functioning during sex. People have a better chance of having a heart attack during sex than most other activities. At least they'll die happily on top of you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Eyes that block our sacred institutions Betrubized they call them in a bygone way. Hey, Emily You got a boyfriend because my man E here. You just got his heart broken. He thinks you kind of cute The world's got everything oh my the women The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean, like laundry? It shrinks? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me?

Oh my god, I'm off here. I'm so gone. Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of jolly you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. For more information about sex with Emily, go to sexwithemily.com where you can listen to our podcast and for mailing lists, our SS feeds, you'll never miss another Sex with Emily show again.

And also you can check out me you can check out sexual Emily on Facebook sexual Emily or on Twitter sexual Emily and you could like if you could like my fan page that would be awesome I'd really appreciate that and I'm here with the white men's hi how you doing I'm good how are you I'm really good are you what about the app hello the app you know over the app store right now okay so I've gotten you app Kegel Camp and it's the most Kegels are for men and women. This is not people think it's a what-check thing that only women can do their Kegels, but Kegels have

been proven doctors prescribe them all the time to people who are having sex issues. They're like do your Kegels. So Kegel Camp from Sex with Emily K E G E L is in the top 100-now apps of the I, it's doing very well, and I'd love everyone to download it and review it, and all that stuff. See, you still don't know how to sell it. Why? What do I say? This is how you sell it.

Go. They get to hear your voice giving the instructions. Oh, right. Keep on leaving that part out, and that is the biggest selling point of the app. It's so funny, because my friend emailed me, he goes, is it bad that I got an erection listening to your voice while I'm still in the app and I was like, oh, I said no, I think that's an added benefit. Yeah, see? Yeah, it is my voice guiding you through the, did you download it? No, but I just know about it. See, I do my research. I haven't, I will

download it this weekend. Uh-huh. This weekend, It's Monday. I will You can wait five days down with my app. What the? I'm really busy this week. Whatever you can tell me. Anyway, no people it's my voice and the Racksheet going to be doing some updates and adding a video and new pictures because I just took a bunch of new forehead shots. Which are super nice and fancy for the new website. And yeah, so then I've got my app and then today's show, we're going to be reading your emails that you sent to feedback at sexwithemily.com. Some of the topics include complementing a woman. We got a lot of feedback on that topic, masturbation, foreplay for men and women and fantasies.

Plus sex in the news and then plus some sex tips for women. You know, we give a lot of sex tips for men, but we specifically, I think that has been a while since we just give women some tips and how to handle their man. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Right. And I knew that you probably have some feedback

minus on that stuff. So that's what we're gonna do today. And yeah, how you doing? I'm really good. How's your week going? My week is going well. Yeah, my family was here for eight days and It was it was my brother his three kids his wife and it was very very intense

It was great my family's amazing. We you know they came to San Francisco We went to Alcatraz and we walked to Chinatown and did all the unsanforances go things And I love love love my nieces. They're 11 8 and 3 and the older girls slept at my house one night So they they wanted to you know, they love we're very very close. They live in Michigan. I don't see that often So it was it was super exciting for them to come to my house and like I in the morning We got up and got coffee to my cut went to walk to you know my neighbor All the way to your house to them not that you're not three-year-old just 11-year-old and eight-year-old so I want to go to your house. Two of them, not the three-year-old, just the 11-year-old and the eight-year-old. So we just played cards,

and we were sitting around my house, I lit all my candles. Like, I'm like, they're crazy in California, right? Like, they come from Michigan, it's very, like. It must look like they're super hippie, because they go, where is your TV? Exactly, they're like, how do you bad at TV? And when they, like, they don't understand it,

but they have, they each have, I, I, touches or whatever. Yeah. So anyway, so the littlest one, so that we were playing and then they were going to bed and then Ella, the littlest one was staring at my bookshelf. I have two bookshelves. I have one that's all sex books. Yeah. And then, you know, other books. So it's a ton. I mean, I have must have 400 sex books. And then I have a huge post sex with Emily poster in my house. And Ella's eight. So she's she looked at me and I'm like, what are you, she was standing right at bookshelf and I said, do you have any questions?

She goes, I just don't understand it. I don't understand it. I want to understand it more. I'm like, well, what do you mean? She's like, just, I don't know what people are talking about when they're talking about this stuff. And she just like, doesn't get it because she's eight. And I said, sweetie, and then she started to cry.

And it was really sad. And I was like, sweetie, this isn't what you talk to your mom about, this you have to parents about it, this is not, you know, but one day I will tell you so many things, but right now I can't. I will blow your mind. I will blow your mind with what I know, but the next morning, so my sister-in-law is always she's a little more conservative than I am. So my niece said, so the first thing she said when I dropped him back off at the hotel

was, why does every book on Emily's shelf have sex in the title? She sold you out. She did. So so so then my hair is like oh my sister and I was like oh my god so they had to have the talk. They had to have the birds in the beast talk. Yeah but she already knew some stuff. It wasn't the first time she had seen it by first I forced to talk. You forced the talk. I forced to talk. And she tried to explain to her like she was like, well, she was Emily, she memorized every single title on her shelf. And she was like, well, what's masturbation? What's bisexuality? Like she really, and she's like, where are you monitoring her? I'm like, well, one point I took a shower. She might have been staring at every book anyway.

That was pretty funny, but it was a fun, it was a fun trip. I like it. You like it. I like that you forced the talk because that's a lot to live up to now. It is. I know. Because she's going to remember that for the rest of her life. You think? Honestly. Yeah. I told you when I found out about sex, I was like six years old. I remember as Claire's day. I don't remember learning when I first learned about it, but that doesn't make that sound shocked. I don't remember a lot of things. But because I walk through life in haze. But no, but she, but yeah, that will be very memorable haze but um no but she but yeah that will be very memorable because she was crying and she was just and I couldn't I wanted just to tell her

but I couldn't I couldn't can't get into it so I guess this is the age where they're targeting curious and she's like well I know my her her older cousins give her some have told her some things so I'm like well do you know babies are born she's like no I don't even know that I was like okay that's not bad that babies are born. She's like, no, I don't even know that. I was like, okay, that's X-Mock. That's bad. I ran into some sex with Emily listeners. Oh, how that's that? They recognized me. I was doing an event for Nintendo 3DS, the new 3D game, and some sexual Emily listeners came out and said they really enjoyed the show. Really? Yeah, those are really cool. That's cool that happened and then over the week

Listener hit me up on Facebook. Uh-huh, okay, and he's had some negative comments about the show Okay, give it to me. He said the show hasn't been as good as since 187 oh he emailed me to yeah, I don't know what he means, but I do Have an idea on how the show will get better. Okay, okay? We're gonna change the time when we're recording the show So I'm telling you we're gonna have so much more energy for the show I don't think this guy's gonna be able to handle it. You're right when you mean in a month from now when we start doing it Right, yeah, we're gonna Emily and I are gonna start recording at a different time, which is earlier in the day.

Mm-hmm. Sometimes it sounds like I'm half asleep because every single day I get up at 4 a.m. Like every day. So by the time we record is 4 30 in the afternoon. Right. So that's why sometimes I'm like dragging ass and also to you, you are doing stuff all day long.

Right. I work all day long. So I think there's gonna be very, very, very good things coming to the show. I think that's a good thing. But he emailed me too, and I was like, what do you mean? Like he was like, I liked it on episode 187. That was the way I don't know.

I don't even know what he said. I don't either, but I mean, if people don't like it, I don't know that, but of course I read all your emails. So I'm like, he emailed me too, and I was like, what do you like? What don't you like? What's not good about it, tell me. So.

You hit him with a bunch of questions. Yeah. Did you get, you know, response? I just emailed him today. Just emailed me. But I don't, I don't always email. He will back always, but I did there, and I just want to know what that means,

because, you know, we're trying to make a good show and we want to know people like what they don't like and sometimes it's hard to know. I believe the last show, actually two shows ago, now the interview with what's his name, Dan, something. Right. It was really, really good. Even though we didn't really talk too much about the whole sex thing, but I think it

was a very entertaining show. Oh good. I'm glad to hear that. Good. Yeah. I haven't listened to you yet. I know it was fun to record and we're gonna have more guests Come on, whatever I'm not gonna talk about it's fun even we like stuff talking about all things you're gonna do and just do them

We are gonna do we are doing them But there are some big changes and exciting things happening. So how's your sex life? Sex life's okay Whatever yeah, I have been drunkly Lisa. I guess I am Why do you why do you keep going back and forth at the not drinking? No, no, no, no, no, like right now, I just don't have time to drink. You don't have to get drunk. I'll only drink on Fridays and Saturdays. Oh, that's good.

That's mature. But I didn't even drink this weekend. So it's just a whole timing thing. Like I can't get drunk because I wake up at 4am. So I have to move that to Friday or Saturday. Got it. So I don't miss work because that's how you make money and pay bills. Exactly.

I'm not a big drinker, although I did drink last night, I think I did drink last night. I went to dinner party. I drink red wine. Let me let me hear all about it. Oh, it was just a dinner party with my cabin friends. What did you drink? I had white wine and red wine. White wine.

My friend Denise made the most incredible meal She is an amazing cook amazing chef. She had a little potato bar and she had chicken and all this great food Do you think wine is very sexual? Yes, I do. I think it's like the most sexual wine is amazingly sexual I think I think wine is is seductive and delicious It's not delicious. It tastes like freaking bar. I can only drink wine because you have been, maybe you have, you've had the two bucked buckles. I've had so many different wines. I think you just said it's an acquired taste. I like wine and I like dirty martinis. Mm-hmm. Those are pretty good. Those are really good. So I can slam those. I can give you a dose. So did you make it out with anybody?

I didn't. I've been dating this guy the off and on again. And we did make out. We had sex. What? You had the sex? You had the sex. How did that go?

It's good. He's good, actually. I like him and why do you want to know that? He's very attentive. And he's really curious about our sex life. sex life like he wants to know he's like okay So when I did this did it mean this and you acted this like he really wants to like break it down Did he take like notes or something? Nobody just wants he's very smart and he just wants to like understand it all and I was good. Oh, I know

So it's like a like a course or something. Yeah, exactly speaking of which I'm starting sex school again in June Good. That's gonna be awesome. I can't wait. I know. So that's what we got. Let's get into some sex in the news. All right. What do you got? What do I got? Well, I was reading through some of them and I realized, oh, I'm just going to read them. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm just going to say if you notice a trend here. Okay. There's a study. Infrequent sex can raise risk of heart attack or death. Kind of depressing. Infreakable? Yes, infreakable insects.

So people who are engaged in physical activity only once in a while, and that include sex, have a higher risk of suffering a heart attack or sudden cardiac death, at least in one or two hours right after they've exerted themselves experts say. So basically they're saying, they're just, they probably just use sex in this title, this article, so people would read it. But they're're saying if you do anything and you're not in shape Then you can have a heart attack like if you all of a sudden went out and tried to run a marathon and you're not in shape I can have yeah, I've had Definitely a bunch of times where I feel like I'm gonna die afterwards

After sex. Yeah, really? I'm like I'm gonna die really. I'm gonna die I've had some sessions like that, but you, oh, you don't exercise that much. No, but I've been exercising every day this week. Wow. Trying, yeah. It's great. Exercise in regularly is important because it can significantly decrease the risk

of having a heart attack during sex. How much would that suck if you're having sex with some guy and then he just died right there? Like, what do you do? What a way to go. I mean, it would suck, but I'd be feel like at least he died happy because he was having sex with me.

Oh, yeah. Now do you put your clothes on before you make the call or do you make the call naked? I'd probably make the call naked. OK, good. Yeah. And then I'd probably throw on some clothes. Yeah, pretend you weren't having sex.

You know, I don't know. I don't know. I should know. They would know because they'd be doing all the, they'd be doing all the stuff. They'd be doing all the tasks and they'd be like there was semen or whatever. I've already planned this out. Some guy dies and we're having sex. That would be that would suck. Okay. More sex than news. Miley Cyrus really upset about Miley Cyrus sex style. Have you heard about this one? Yeah. So there's there's this Miley Cyrus textile that sold out finally Miley

Yep, it's called I think so something like that Finally Miley sold out within two days of release Who buys sex style like do they people like eff it and stuff like it's my Really do like they really do who has? Okay, people have the one thing they're there They're probably sure I will see to put in the corner of your house. No, I know and I know that people do but my least Cyrus Like she's like underage and no she's 18. That's why she's finally my Good finally yeah, yeah waiting till she was 18 and then they made what did they do that for the Olsen twins do and stuff?

I don't know about Olsen twins. Everyone don't know why they deal with each other. Yeah, there's like Kim Kardashian dolls, all that. I can get whatever you want. I know, but Miley Harrah says that she hates sex toys. But they, they spell their name differently. So that's why they get away with it. Oh, they have this whole thing and goes, she's been talking into the microphone

for years and now she can finally talk to yours. It was like one of their taglines. Oh, that's hilarious. Okay, I didn't see that. Well, she's not happy about it. Oh, really? How would you feel if you had a sex right, man? I'd be happy about it.

I'm like, you know, that clonerboy.com. Yeah, let's go do it. You can do that. You can probably pick it up on the street. There's so many shops on the street. I know, I'm going to do this. Exactly. You can probably pick it up on the street. There's so many shops on the street. I know. Exactly. You can probably pick one up. Yep.

Clone your willy if you're with someone and you want to use his penis as a make it into a vibrator. Dildo, you can do that with Clone your willy. Yeah. And do you know what's weird? There's actually another place that should take you. It's an another place that should take you it's an art place and they have all these famous rock stars weeners that were molded really yeah but it's like 70s like yeah it's like they have like Jimmy Hendrix where is this place it's a kind of script club no it's just an art museum our Museum of 70s penises. And they have their penises.

And so they have a crooked penis. I forget which one that was. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's fine. Nothing wrong with a crooked penis. I always feel bad. Some guy emailed me once. And I remember getting back to him.

Not on purpose. But I always said this. I feel bad because I can't email every single person back that emails me. But what about the guy in Wisconsin with a crooked penis? He emailed me five years ago. And I never remember why I didn't get around to it, but I always wanted to tell him that crooked penises are fine.

There's nothing wrong with your crooked penis. I think a chick would enjoy a crooked penis. Totally. Yeah, yeah, good differentiation. Yeah. Hit different spots. You can be creative. Nothing wrong with a crooked penis.

I wouldn't kick crooked penis out of my bed. Really? No. I don't think I would kick my, well, men, since I wouldn't kick crooked penis out of my bed. Really? No. I don't think I would kick men. Well, men. Because I wouldn't kick many penises out of my bed, but I would. Okay, study. A woman, women experience so much sexual harassment, they're becoming immune to it. A new study shows that it's more difficult for men to cope with sexual harassment than women. And they say it's likely because women experience sexual harassment at higher rates than men. It is the men who report feeling mostly violated by the harassment. It's due to the fact that women have experienced so much sexual harassment over their lifetime

that they view these types of behavior as merely an annoyance that they're not complaining. So men are having more. Have you ever been sexually harassed by women? Oh my god, like every day. You are? Of every job I ever had. Women, yeah, women are just as bad as men. Yeah. But men just don't complain about it. Well men are having a hard time with it. Oh, they're hard time. Oh, they're studied by Michigan State University. See, the thing is like women can do that, but men can't flirt back because they're afraid that they're going to get in trouble. That's what it is. Like, girls mess with me all the time. They like grab my ass and all that stuff and tell me dirty jokes.

But if I don't know that well, then I'm not gonna respond. Are they your bosses or your superiors? No, no, no, no. I agree too. I people like grabbing your, and what I do, what am I gonna, sexual harassment? Like that's what I talk about for living.

But it says that this study isn't drawing the conclusion that women don't mind being sexually harassed but they've just built up these defense mechanisms in order to carry on other daily lives Like if some guys walking by and grab your ass or like someone else grab my big deal, you know, yeah, I don't know if it's that far towards women the home like guys in the workplace grab an ass but it's definitely like dirty conversations and stuff like that. It does. I don't get yeah I don't I'm trying to think like I've been harassed. I mean I kind of like it. I'm 30. I don't I think I think sexual harassment is okay. I haven't truly been harassed okay I've not been harassed and had like trauma. This is my theory for guys here. This is what I'm gonna tell you All right sexual harassment is okay if you're good looking if you're not good looking don't sexually harass somebody because you're gonna get busted Really?

Yeah, of course like if you're a really good looking guy and you are talking to a girl in the workplace She's gonna love it. She's gonna eat it up Not true if it's her boss and she's he's high and married and he's like hitting on a secretary. You are a guy and you're not that attractive, then she's gonna think you're a creep and then you're gonna get busted and you're gonna get sued and you're gonna lose your job. But he might have some power and power as an affidavit jack as we know. So he could be, he might not be empirically good looking, but he still has power as her boss or whatever. So.

I suggest guys just be really careful and don't, if some girls learn with you at work, just let it go, man, you know. Yeah, and women too, although you might see what someone you work with. Yeah. And then we've done shows about that before. Yeah.

Men's see, because everyone who works with them. Yeah, it's easy to be here. He's been here, it's fine. Exactly. OK, men gain self-esteem upon first having sex. Women lose it. I think this is really interesting. A new study from the University of Pennsylvania

finds that men feel better about their bodies after having sex for the first time. Well, women feel worse. We talk a lot about women in their body image. Our women are insecure during a set more insecure about men during sex. So, the translation is kind of that women are thinking, do my breasts look okay from this angle instead of while this position feels fantastic, women are like, how did I look, how did I feel, did he think I was fat, and men are just like, man, I just tap that ass and I feel awesome. They're just like, man, I just tapped that ass and I feel awesome.

They're just like, they're confident, they're way up, they're self-esteem. They just planted a flag. Exactly. So I thought that was interesting. And then finally, the study came out. Love is the leading source of regret among Americans. Love is the leading source of regret. Yeah, so this is really interesting.

See, these are all studies. It just came out. This is the Kellogg School of Management and the University of Illinois has found that adult Americans have more regrets concerning love than any other part of their lives. We found that with one's life circumstances such as accomplishments or shortcomings

inject considerable fuel into the fires of regret. Although regret is painful, it's an essential component of the human experience. So it okay, here's a thing the regrets of the typical American. So number one was romance 18% number two at 15% was family. They've regrets about family 13% was education 12% was career and it goes down into finance, parenting, health, friends, spirituality, community, but 18% was romance that people feel the most regrets about.

Not having it or having it. It doesn't say. It just says that regrets, like, like, how uplifting, but it says basically, so even if you're pissed that you never got the courage to ask Lizzy to the homecoming dance, at least you probably feel pretty good about yourself. So I don't know, I mean, it's just regrets all around. And I don't have a lot of regrets when it comes to life. I do.

You do? I regret. Oh, I do. My last one I regret. I fell in love with that person. I do have regrets sometimes. I'm so glad. But just imagine that it's time.

But more so than anything else is love. Romance. Yeah. I thought that was interesting. Yeah, it is the flip side where I regret I never pursued that person. Do you have regrets? Yeah, or that you do regrets that you broke up with someone and that you should have stayed together. Never broken up. Right. Never. I think you'll I don't believe in regrets over love. I believe in regrets over real estate, for example, like I should have bought a house like years ago when I could have. But I don't believe in regrets over romance because I believe that everyone comes into your life

for a reason and all these relationships that we experience, whether they're for a week or a year or a month that we've learned from all of them, hopefully, even if it's like the worst relationship of your life, you're like, well, okay, what can I learn from this? So if it's a bad relationship and you're feeling regrets, just think, what can I learn? What is my takeaway from this experience that I regret? And how can I not do it again? Like for example, the last guy, or last year, that guy dated where it was a terrible situation we broke out. It was like, what were the signs that I could have seen ahead of time?

So I don't date a guy. That's crazy again where I have to change my locks when we break up. Like that. Yeah. What were the signs? You know, he came on really strong. He, I found, caught up in a few lies early on. Like love is blind.

So at the beginning of relationships, you know, we do, we accept things and people that we wouldn't normally see and people open your eyes. So like I just say, it's open your eyes. Yeah. When you're in love. Okay. Great.

Let's move into some mail. Okay. What do you got? I love mail. My favorite part of the show. I know it is. Honey Bunny. That's why we're doing it here.

Ready? So Emily, being a guy, I'm not the type that would typically care enough to sit down and write feedback on podcasts, I hear. But, I disagreed so strongly with men as I had to write. An episode two or six men Said that by giving women compliments they would use it to their advantage that they would act knowing that by giving them Uncomplement they would use their advantage and they would act knowing they have him in the back of their pockets And that it was not going to work to the fellows advantage wrong wrong and wrong

Menace cannot have been more wrong So a few men give sincere genuine compliments if those of us who do reap all the awards. I date strong independent brilliant women. They wear what pleases me. They desire what I desire and we find ourselves in passion that would not be possible without their trust. These women surrender themselves to me in exchange for my words. Do you manage a favor and introduce them to Henry Miller? Best regards, David. He's an author. David never dated some chick. He's never dated a woman. He's a lion. No, he's not. He's brilliant women and he compliments him. I just want to go on a day with you.

No, he's not. What do you talk about? He was stupid. Everyone wants to go on a day with me. I think. And if they do, give him my number, yo, yo, what's up? No, I think he's a liar. He's not lying. He's think, but because he called you wrong four times, he's a liar. Hello, Emily, my name is Brave Legend and I like to push the envelope. I love your show and I believe you could push the envelope of sex and society even more. To do this, I would suggest that Christ loves kegels bumper stickers.

It might be most risky in Utah, but other than that,'s gold anyway. You're awesome and I love what you do Thanks for the kegel encouragement my balls are tight wow I'm telling you it's for men too Kegels yes Or you can masturbate to it like you can masturbate to my kegel camp app like my friends do where this guy emailed me He's like is it bad that I got in a reaction that's hilarious? Okay. After listening, hi Emily, after listening to all your podcasts,

I finally heard men say something I agree with. Sorry, men, I didn't mean to have so many in a row. That's right. You don't feel so serious. No, I didn't, I literally didn't. And I bullied that you wrote the David even email too. Oh, stop. You wrote that.

He said, oh, this is about me. Okay, he said that you will never settle down and commit to one man and I think why should you? You obviously love the thrill of a new kiss, a new lover. You don't ever want to give that up. I bet. And if you find the right guy, you shouldn't have to. But then men is coughed up by going on about hand jobs again. Ha ha. Mate, there's no doubt I can do a good job of that myself, but I would much rather have a willing partner help me out. A bad hand job from a pretty girl is 10 times better than the best wink on your own. Hand jobs rock.

Cheers, do you know? Oh, do you know? Oh, this email reminds me of. Have you seen the new, sorry, have you seen the new, it's like a gum commercial? It says, me without television? No, I know. I know. It's my brother.

I know. I know. I'm going to because now there's more sex and pop culture that we can talk about. I understand. I'm going to get kicked out. So there was a, wow, welcome to the future. So they have a commercial, a gum commercial says that the average person will have 28 first kisses in their lifetime.

How many times do you think you had a first kiss? The first kiss? Yeah. 28 last year, no. 28 and one night, come on. No, no, no, no, I'm not in my lifetime. I can't even say a lot. Yeah.

I can't even say can you? No, I can. There's some I can't even remember. Right. Or don't want to remember. Exactly. God 28. But only 28. Well, like I guess if you live somewhere that does have a large population, maybe you like the numbers are low. I think that's low, but the numbers for like average sex partners for a woman, for example, I think I'm like an American woman. I was reading like the average number partner. She has actually this 10. And for men, it's like, you know, 25.

And I think those numbers are low. Really? For America, did they say any European ones? No. It was an American study. But I just think this number seemed low, but maybe just because my numbers are a little higher. Not that much I would have.

Yeah, maybe 11. Maybe 11. Exactly 11. Jesus. OK, Emily, I love to listen to your podcast while commuting to work. Slight correction. Over the years, I've always heard that masturbating,

the male penis with female breasts referred to as Russian sex. Russian sex? And Chris. Never heard that in the world. Never heard of either. It's always... It's been coming up.

We've been talking about that. Something. Right. Exactly. Right. Exactly. Okay. Let's see.

Emily, a lawyer listener from Australia here. Unfortunately, we've had been super busy lately, so only just catching up on the recent episode. I heard you mention Olivia Wilde as one of the sexy celebrities. Is that what you did? Olivia Wilde? Yeah, did you say that? Maybe. I don't remember the... No, who is the Olivia that you were? I live in the Yaman. Okay. But if you didn't seem to know she was, it live you a while, doesn't after some TV show house? Is that a live you a month? Is she wrong? No. Okay.

And she's been in a bunch of other things too. I think she's incredibly attractive, a view that my partner shares. She's my dream celebrity shag. No specific reason to spawn her very attractive. She does a lot of charity work too, which is awesome. Oh, I think she's number, they call her number 13 on the show. Okay.

And she actually was married to a prince and she just got a divorce. Oh, right. I think I'm bringing about her. She's pretty hot. Bonjour, hello Emily and Menace. I have, I'm, I'm have now, okay. I now listened to all your great programs via Google reader RSS and Stitcher on my smartphone. The tip to use a little chin action when performing oral on my wife works great.

She's not been a fan of receiving, but this could change things. This was something we talked about many episodes ago, the chin trick when you are having oral sex. It was with charisma. If you want to look up that show, Google charisma, and she gave a chin, she's been with what she's's bisexual and there was a chin thing she did when she was performing all sex at a moment. We've got a lot of feedback about and apparently it works. I should listen to that again.

Okay. In response to the question about guys thinking of sex most all the time, yes, I'm thinking of it all the time being surrounded in my workplace by many, many hot women of different variety does play a part. No, I'm not a DJ to club working in a huge government complex that draws employees, that draws all kinds of employees, not trashy, but classy, and they take care of themselves. Okay, I've recently been receiving handouts from my wife. They're excellent. She is great at it and uses this to finish me off after oral.

Emily Kiepa menace's case. In my humble opinion, he is off base many times. Michelle. How am I off base? I speak the truth. I don't know, man. Everything I say is right. People love you.

I don't know. But sometimes they say you're wrong, Emily. Right, exactly. Let's move into some sex tips. OK. What are these tips that you speak of? These are the tips, some tips for women when they're having sex with a man.

We do a lot of tips for men. And these are sex tips for women. Now did a man write this? Or was it a woman? I don't know. Okay. Why do you ask? I just want to see if these are going to be correct or not.

We'll see. This is what I want you to comment on. Come on Tom. Number one, pop his cork. Try the oral sex technique that's called the screw. As you're moving up his shaft with your mouth, turn your head a bit from side to side, letting your tongue follow or corkscrew pattern. When you get to the frenulum that part of the shaft just beneath the head

be sure to lick it for a few seconds before moving all the way up to the top. Then repeat, moving down his shaft. Well, we'll drive him wild about this, is that you aren't just going up and down, you're also going sideways. It's 3D. And that's from a really good book, the guide to getting it on. What do you think about that, Matt? Could you visually go there with me? That's in porno. Yeah. That's like a straight porn move. So of course, that's going to work. Right.

Yeah. No, not of course. In fact, most of what we see in porn, not most, but a lot of what we see in porn is misinformation. You're right. This is a general porn move right there. This is a porn move. This is a good porn move. But some women might not know to do it, so do it.

But we shouldn't learn all of our techniques from porn is what I'm saying. Because a lot of times it's misleading, because porn is a visual medium and they're shooting it so it looks good, but it doesn't necessarily mean that it feels good. Let go loudly. When you're sexually excited, really express yourself. Let yourself go into whatever feels really most comfortable. Scream your head off, laugh, shout shout his name whenever you have there to do If you're embarrassed just know that you're doing your partner favor the more you express your pleasure than more

You make him feel like a stud of the universe bonus your orgasms orgasms will be even more powerful if you let her rip vocally So that's telling women just to be loud and let it go and not be worried about what he's gonna think about you if you own a house Yeah, it's tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-t you. If you own a house, yeah, it's tick-tick-tick living in the city. I live in apartment and I can hear things. And I don't want my people that I live around knowing I'm having sex. So you want to like, muffin put a sock in our mouth? Yeah. Okay, so this is for people who don't worry about what their neighbors think. That women, I think, and men, but men a lot of times too.

I love when a guy makes a lot of noise during sex. When he's like having his orgasm. Was he sound like, uh. Yeah, well, I told you the one guy was like, uh. We didn't know about that guy. You talked about him a thousand times. So I want to know what do you like to hear? I want to hear like, yeah, like that.

Like, uh. Like that? Are, oh. Ugh. Ugh. Like that? Are you serious? Sure. If I stop it, not you, I don't want to hear you. Ugh. Is that what you do? Stop doing that.

I bet you don't do anything. What do you do? No, I don't do that. What do you do? I don't know. I don't. Do you make noises, though? I think I do, yeah.

I'm not really focused on me. I'm all about the girl. You know? Right. But I think it's important that women are tripped up. Stop doing that. I think that women who are tripped up on like making noise, I think that most men, suffer men, that I've been with appreciate.

Yeah, I do too. I'm displaying. I know. Okay. Eyes wide open. that I've been with appreciate. Yeah, I do too, I'm displaying. I know. OK. Eyes wide open. Don't close your eyes during sex sometimes. This is a great way to explore more

of the emotional side of intercourse. The emotional side of intercourse, I just thought you'd have a common problem. Start by kissing with your eyes open and looking at each other during foreplay. Gradually build up until you can sustain eye contact throughout both of your climax. As you'll experience your orgasm in a totally different way. It's a revelation. So don't always close your eyes, like make eye contact with each other.

I think it's a big one. I like eye contact very sex. I think it's important. Yes. Not the whole time. You're not like, uh, staring each other down. I've tried to bring this up a million times, but you never get it because you don't have a television. So I need you to do me a favor. Next time you're hanging out with some dude, you're like, I know you like classy, good movie documentaries and stuff like that, but you got to do me do me a solid. You know, because we've been doing this together for a long time. Right. It's one time. You're gonna you're gonna rent a movie. It's called For Getting Seren Martial. I saw it. You saw it. I saw

like a plane or something. Okay, you need Serum Martial. I saw it. You saw it? I saw like an airplane or something. Okay, you need to watch it again. Why? Because there's this part when after he breaks up with his girlfriend, he goes sleeping around and he sleeps with all these different types of girls, right? There's like, there's like sex scenes where it's just like one girl after another and they all act differently.

Right. And there's this one which has scared the hell out of me where she just stares into his eyes and then she just goes, Hi, Hi, Hi. I think I remember that the entire time and she's just like staring at him. I hear you say sexy. It's scary. No, I don't have that. That's like how that's the stupid girl.

Say hi, I'm not say hi. What's staring? Right. And I'm like, I had that too. I had that too. You big girls say hi to Stereo. I just say hi with Stereo. Right. I'm like, why, what are they staring at? Yeah, exactly. But I think that there's something nice to connecting with your eyes open and then you can try them again. You can like look, you know, at each other here and there, but just like straight on straight on. No, straight on, right. It's kind of creepy. I guess so. A little creepy. Everybody rent that movie. OK, this is one that I think is really good only because, and the next one, I'll rent that movie again. I think I started on an airplane.

This one really, OK, tantalizing turnaround. Face his legs instead of his face when you're on top. Hold on to his feet for balance. He'll get a great view of your backside, a sure far turnaround. And if his erection points out instead of up this position, we'll feel incredible to him. Okay, so this is women, this is like the reverse cowgirl. Yeah.

And my friend, my best friend, does this all the time. She's like, we talked about this, I think, a few weeks ago, maybe. Did we? I don't know. At least I meant to. She does this all the time with guys. She's like, oh, I just turn around. The guys love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. I never

think to do it. And she's like, it's my favorite, it's guys favorite position because they can like watch your butt and see you. What do you think about it? I think it's a good idea. You're like, I vote yes on the channel. I'm just going around. But she's just like, oh my god, should we be the guy for the first time? should be like I did the turner to me? That's something you do when you're like that because I can actually see penetration right exactly Exactly, I can't really see right in this way they can see it Yeah, so that's something that I'm gonna try to incorporate more into my love making Mm-hmm any could probably make a phone call while they're doing that. Yeah, I can be like hey

texting you right exactly Or I can call you yeah Just to miss me I've got to give you so much more crap about that, but why? Because it's hysterical. I just proven to you that I'm having sex. I lost my Virginia that night Those first time ever I bet you missed the show where men is. It's show 209. 209. Yeah, men is my phone rang on a Saturday night and men is called me and he was having sex and like I listened to him having sex until I realized what I was doing and I hung up the phone

But it was awesome. So why are you so afraid? It was so scary. My mouth was like a gate. I'm driving home with Saturday night 11 and you're like and the girl gets on the phone. It was hysterical. My mouth was like a gap. I'm driving home with Saturday night 11 and you're like, and the girl gets on the phone. It was hilarious. I forget about it sometimes. I'm just like, you know that I'm doing research for the show. I appreciate it.

Okay, don't wait to exhale. You can actually use your breath to control your orgasm with each exhalation. Imagine that you're pushing the satisfying sensations throughout your body. Instead of just letting them build up to the below the waist. When you finally let go, you'll feel the orgasm from head to toe. I like this. So, breath is huge for women in orgasm.

So, a lot of times, we tend to hold our breaths, but it's really good if you inhale and exhale and control your breath with your orgasm, and you'll feel it all over your body. You'll feel the orgasm all over your body rather than just blow your waist. How's that? Thanks everyone for listening.

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