Sex With Emily - SWE: Initiating Sex
Episode Date: June 22, 2012A lot of women out there are intimidated by initiating sex, and even more men are tired of putting in the work. Thankfully, Emily's here to explain how women can ask for it without asking for it, and ...how men can better set the mood. From porn and sexting to fantasies and massages, it's time to step up your game when it comes to scoring.Emily and Menace discuss the effects of being on Bravo, being reviewed by the Parents' Council and being called "Strident", talking about cock rings on national television, and the weirdness of old flames suddenly calling them up. A Chinese village ascribes magical powers to a subterranean masturbation sleeve, and Sweden built an app to let you test out sex with your Facebook friends.A male listener can't unwrap his head around a partner's past, and it's affecting his confidence in bed. A foot fetishist writes in to explain the sexual appeal of podiatry. When a guy who doesn't call after two dates suddenly wants to reconnect, Emily and Menace take different approaches to the dilemma. Menace uses astrology to explain a lot of Emily's problems, and Emily thinks Menace has some "early ball trauma," which prompts some personal delving on his part.Finally, Menace would give up sex for a year for the 4 Alarm Double Decker Taco, but Emily is hard pressed to decide what she'd give up sex for. Enjoy the show!Please support our sponsors: Good Vibrations, Jimmyjane, Masque, and Max For Men/Crazy Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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So today's show we're going to talk about lot of things, sex and relationships and specifically,
how to initiate more sex.
And this is geared towards women,
because one of the biggest complaints men make
is that women don't initiate sex too much.
So we're gonna give you some tips on that
and some sex mistakes that women and men make.
And that's what we're gonna do.
And I am here with the White Menace.
Hello, how are you doing?
I'm great, how are you?
Well, it's just been a whirlwind since the last time.
We've talked your show debuted on Bravo, misadvised.
Misadvised, yeah, exactly.
And it was very exciting.
I was in Los Angeles for the premiere
with our executive producer, Ashtie Tisdale.
There was a big party in LA and red carpet,
paparazzi, the whole thing.
That's insane.
It was totally insane.
It was like, it was a real deal.
And people seem to really like it.
Yeah, it's, man, it's just, it's just crazy
because you know, with online now,
you get instant feedback about every little single detail.
And I don't know if you saw this,
but on the Bravo website, your brother was rated four and a half out of five stars.
He's hot.
I don't like people.
Really?
I didn't see that.
I didn't see that.
You know, I read up and all that stuff.
I know.
I like it.
Did you see my album through the years and all my boyfriend's faces are void out?
It's not funny.
Are they embarrassed?
They don't want to be on.
Well, I they never asked me.
They said, can you give me pictures of you through the years with like ex-boyfriends.
So I gave them a bunch of photos and they never even tried to get them to release it.
They just blurred out their photos.
But the funny part is, this is all on bravoTV.com.
I think it's slash miss advice.
You'll see photos of me when I was baby and then going up to the years.
But they said we want ex-boyfriends, but they never asked them.
But the funny part is that a lot of these boyfriends X boyfriends are my friends on Facebook
So I posted the album today and I wonder if they're gonna prove the album and recognize their face is being pointed out. Yeah
They're like oh that bitch that bitch post no one's gonna know except for there's one my prom photo
Did you see my prom photo with my big 80s here?
ridiculous and um he uh
That that one's not bad enough. No, but they're gonna say
That And he that that one's not bad enough. No, but they're going to say that
That you wanted them blurred out. That's what I'm thinking. Oh, no, no, it's same thing for the girls. So
It's really funny. They did a lot so if you guys got to check out the misadvised page on Bravo TV It's it's pretty fun
And then you did a whole like recap you wrote the recap I wrote a recap bravo blog every week
And so the show is if you haven't heard about it yet, Miss Advise, 10 o'clock Monday nights on Bravo,
and it repeats all the time.
And it's got three relationship experts
to practice what we preach.
And for all the international listeners
that can't watch it, you can actually download
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People out of the country that wanted to watch,
and they downloaded it off iTunes.
I love that.
It was awesome.
And apparently, so since Ashley Tizziel is executive producer, do you know that she tweeted
about it during that night?
It got retweeted 227 million times.
Just insane.
Have you ever heard of this as a number in your life?
No.
I know.
It's amazing.
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menace.
Yena, the listenership here, we're at the Stitcher Studios and on Stitcher, the app where
you can listen to it on your iPad, your iPhone, your Android, whatever, our listenership,
like almost tripled.
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Yeah, isn't that funny and then so yeah, it was really fun. I wish you were in LA for the premiere
But I think the first episode went well. Did you enjoy it? I did enjoy it
I'm really I mean we can't give anything away
But did you get the second episode? I'm supposed to get it today, but something is wrong with their things.
I get it tomorrow.
I get it tomorrow.
I'm very excited for the second episode.
Just say it.
Because Ray love.
I can say that.
It's on the television premiere.
I go out on a date.
Yeah, it's on the date.
It's actually on the website.
There's a teaser of my date with Ray love.
There is?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They put out the show on a watcher.
No, no, I'll show you.
But it's a really funny date that I go out with one of men's his'm a men's his friends and that's a teaser on the website. Yeah, well honey. I thought you like live on bravo TV dot com
I do but I only I analyze stuff about you which you love I just analyze you know
I love you. Oh see you start drooling there. I know
No, just you know I check every little thing all the numbers well blah where people are saying on Facebook
I didn't know our number triple. So that is that mean it's sticher where you can listen
They got more like people are listening through sticher the numbers triple or just overall
Well, listen through sticher. Yeah, okay got it because a lot of people are hitting me up
It's saying how do we listen to the show and the best way so my other my other radio show where I just do music
I don't talk on there
I'm about so so don't worry about it, but people
where I just do music I don't talk on there. About sex.
So I don't worry about it.
But people were hitting me up and texting into my show
and saying, you know, how do I listen
to the Sex and Family show?
Oh, that's awesome.
I told sexandhommie.com and Stitcher and all that stuff.
That's nice. Well, welcome everyone to the new show.
Yeah, and it's an old show, but it's a new new.
Maybe, yeah, maybe new to you.
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Across the country.
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One of the funny things is that I actually got,
and if you emails people are like,
good for you for bringing up a cock ring
on national television.
My brother actually brings it up and says to me
during the first episode, what do you want to have about cock rings or something, and then I said, you should try a cock ring on national television. My brother actually brings it up and says to me during the first episode, what do you want to have a cock ring or something? And then I said, you should try
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Everyone had people around people around my office like even the guys are like,
oh yeah, Emily's brother is solid dude. Yeah, you're like I farted with them.
I was like that guy's awesome. We have the last one. I've been wanting to talk to him ever since.
I know. What do you want to call him now? I want to call him so bad. Yeah.
And ask him how much of a rock star he is back in
Misunderstanding answers. Yeah, let's try it. Okay. He doesn't always answer
But people like everyone was like you and your brother. Oh my god. You remember you got four and a half out of five stars
I know no one has done none of the other dates did oh no they're like ranking like two stars
Well because we know Amy's date everyone agrees.
It's a douche. A douche. But she's a typical woman doesn't listen anybody. She doesn't. I tried to give her advice.
She won't listen. He never answers. He's a lawyer. Whatever. He's got a brother. But we could get into it.
Maybe she's too busy now. He's just, you know, fielding phone calls. Yeah, he's just getting invited to all these.
He's so famous. galas and all this stuff
Actually doing a big screening if you live in Michigan. We're doing a screening in Michigan on July 2nd
I'll be there. He's an answering. Okay, we can get into some
Sex in the news unless there's anything else that you need to share with me. Have you had sex anything girls?
What's going on? You got a girl's head now that you're famous?
Well, yeah, yeah, I, I had a lot of past people
that have dated hit me up saying,
oh, you look cute on the show, you look good,
blah, blah, blah, I was like, ah, no.
I think I look extremely sloppy in the one scene
at your party.
I don't think so, I'm sorry, brother.
Oh, love this guy.
Michael Morris.
Hi, you're live on the radio right now.
Okay, thank you for everything.
Well, Menace loves you. He's like having a man crush on you.
And so he just wanted to talk to you for a second.
Dude, everybody loves you on the show.
Everybody.
What's your figure of the show?
I'm menace, what do you think of the show? I'm curious.
Well, I thought you were amazing on it.
Well, thank you. What about the whole thing?
The whole thing? The whole thing the whole thing uh...
a whole thing i i mean i love the show of course
but i mean what are your thoughts on it
uh... i love the show to like the other two women
i don't know of course my sister was the best but i have to live in the great
uh...
i i want to you know
i don't want to be a little bit to be but I do want to see what happens.
I'm going to watch it even if I'm really wasn't going to be out of that watch.
Hopefully, there'll be a bunch of viewership and it'll be a big success.
Do you realize that you have four out of five stars, four and a half out of five stars
on bravoTV.com right now?
People are rating your photo, Michael Michael because you're so cute.
That's weird.
That's weird.
Yeah, you got four and a half and the other girls dates did not get that many stars.
They got two stars and you're not even my date.
You're my brother.
How many people are there?
Like two.
No, just kidding.
I don't know.
No, a lot of people.
A lot of people voted.
Mikey, you're famous.
How is it?
You walk around.
I'm getting tried. I'm trying to get a lot of people here. Michigan, the was it you walk around i'm going to try to talk about people in the right time you guys on facebook
you try to get that number up over a thousand so hopefully that'll get going
that's a good job Michael have uh... anybody recognize you in michigan from the
show yet
i've got
got to talk to you about the new problem
i actually have a t on TV so I get that.
I see a guy who had an old girlfriend today,
email me, she was watching the show.
But that was my sister and first thought when I came on,
and I'm on the show said, you know,
you're not a house in front of Philadelphia.
Yes, that was so on, yeah.
With the news, she sent me the email that she saw me
and you're on the phone.
I mean, I'm doing a really good email like that.
I'm sure you're getting it.
I'm getting it on.
I'm getting them too, from like every guy I slept with,
you can imagine.
Just kidding.
And people love that we brought up,
talked about cock rings on national television.
You got to know all that, though. I know you rings on national television you brought it up Michael if you watch the scene and you were wind you said what do we talk about cock rings
I watched again I thought that actually I the second time I was better
and that figure was actually really funny and the way I came to cock ring
came up was funny and I wish it wasn't said four or five times,
and everybody's asking,
you know what I'm saying?
I know it to get you through birthday.
What?
I'm bringing one home for you, Mikey,
for our big screening July 2nd in Michigan.
All of our Michigan listeners can come.
We gotta talk about how we're gonna do that.
I know.
I'll call you later.
We need to talk about some stuff anyway.
But, I'm just gonna say, how do you, yeah? mean, we need to talk about some stuff anyway. But I'm just going to say, had you.
Yeah.
So how would you tell you that from LA?
I'm back from LA.
I just got back late last night.
And it was a really fun premiere.
And yeah, we had a great time.
It was great.
I thought you'd picture a lot of girls
and they actually did.
I think she's cute.
Yeah, she's cute.
She's like 20.
But no, she's like 27.
Yeah, was she nice?
Yeah, really nice. Everyone was really nice. She threw the party because she's cute. She's like 20, but no, she's like 27. Yeah, was she nice?
Yeah, really nice. Everyone was really nice. She threw the party because she's the executive
producer.
Do you think you watched Eddie Bint of the show before they heard like, you think she had
any hand?
Yeah, I talked to her mom for a long time. Her mom had saw it, so I'm sure as she did.
Yeah, I was just curious how that works.
Yeah, she watched it. So, yeah, Mikey, anything else?
Any sex tips for our listeners?
So, I'm going to ask you, I'm going to episode two and three.
You're in episodes, I think just three, one and three.
I don't think you're on the second one.
I don't think so.
Unless they continue.
I haven't seen it yet.
I get it today.
Nobody deal is managed in it. It's managed in two and three. Oh, minus is in every episode.
Fortunately and unfortunately. Yeah, it's up.
So you get a lot of feedback.
Yeah, sorry. I'm on the other side. He's getting a lot of feedback, but we got to go Mikey. We love you.
I love you guys. You've got lots of fans here at San Francisco.
Okay, bye.
Okay, that's my brother.
He's I mean literally everybody.
Everybody said to me love the show your brother's amazing like that was a thing like it wasn't
like you're great.
It was like oh yeah, my brother's going to get his own show.
I think like yeah, that's great.
You're on the show, but your brother.
It's so true.
Okay, let's get into some sex in the news here we are sex talk
show we don't just talk about television
okay good okay kind of kind of talk about having a success i think
do you know okay we're we're talking about sex in the new yet but go ahead okay
so sex in the news um...
i just on tmd before we got here
was
now that chris huffrey's has like this crazy new ex-girlfriend that he
dated after Kim Kardashian that apparently was trying to extort him for money and all
this stuff.
Now she's saying that Chris Jenner, the mother, was the one that came up with the idea
of the sex tape for Kim Kardashian and Ray J.
No way.
Saying that Chris Humphries told this crazy new ex-girlfriend that, yeah, Ray Jay shot
it once before and it wasn't good enough.
So then they redid it again.
I don't believe that for a second.
Because that-
What the only thing is, you know what's never been discussed?
Wow.
How that tape even got into the world.
No one's ever discussed it.
I thought it was Ray Jay.
That Ray Jay just put that out?
Yeah.
No.
I don't think so.
Yeah, I doubt that she wanted to do a sex tape.
I mean, because that was even before,
she will Paris Hilton became famous
because of her sex tape.
From a sex tape too.
And she was best friends with Paris Hilton.
You think she was like, oh, I'm going to do a sex tape
to become famous?
Like, I don't know who would do that.
I'm not a friend.
But how else would she would have been
would become famous at that time?
I think she was already doing the Kardashian show.
No, she wasn't.
No, she wasn't.
OK, I don't know.
She got the Kardashian show like a couple of years later.
She never should have married that dude.
It's just going to be bad news.
Like every week you're going to get some bad news about that.
OK, sexy Sans is land psychic in
Slammer a young woman told the jury today how a psychic trick her into performing like a porn star in the hope of getting in touch with her dead grandfather
When idiot medium Carl laying is accused of persuading the woman 26 to strip naked during a sands because it increased her powers to contact the spirit world
The court heard laying it also warned the Brunei,
not telling me what about his training methods,
because he was the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.
Okay, are people just dumb where to find this guy?
Was she really like in a trans?
Something the Astrodancer naked to read her,
whatever, that was stupid.
Okay, Chinese news goofs as mystery mushroom turned out to be a sex toy.
The villagers of the village,
Luokonbo in central China, were rightfully surprised to find a sex toy. The villagers of the village, Luah Kunba, in central China, were
rightfully surprised to find a large mysterious mushroom-shaped object digging their new well.
Television journalists arrived to the village reporting that it was a type of mushroom known
in mythology as a secret to longevity. Well, it wasn't. Viewers of the news program wrote the
correct, wrote into crack reports pointing out of the object was actually a double size masturbation sleeve
complete with a vagina and anus
yes the news organization apologize and blame the reporter for being young
and wise clearly they need to start tuning into sex only the blame on the
reporter like there was
the ain't going to the report
the report about it yeah I was dying laughing because I
I saw the original news report on how they're all like holding
it and looking at it.
I think it's a mystery mushroom mushrooms are like, like, you know, have powers and it
looked like it did look like a mushroom from the side.
But when you flip it over and you see the holes, it looks like a vagina like immediately.
Really?
That's so funny.
Chinese people love it.
Love China.
You need more sex toys over there.
You need more sex toys.
Okay.
Well, actually no, because there's like, they're all made in China a lot of them.
There's so many.
So many sex toys.
The population over there is crazy, so they're banging like crazy over there.
Exactly.
Okay.
Hotel Hallways, Belk and East Top Pl places, Aussies have sex while holidaying.
Australians. A survey of more than 5,000 Australians found that even when abroad, Aussies
are going down under every place they can from pools and saunas to the fire escapes with
their hotels. Many showed a marked lack of patience saying they'd whip out their wallabies
and hotel elevators in hallways. 36% said they were considering renting a hotel by
the hour
and 5% admitted to cheating on their ex-n hotel, which may indicate that even larger
percent of Australians are fibres. So their top places are balconies and hotel
hallways. I've had sex in a hotel balcony, if you? Yes, cosmopolitan hotel Las Vegas, Nevada.
Last time? You were there? No, well, those three times ago that I was there.
Nice. Very nice hotel. I didn't. Very large. Very large. Very large balconies. Large balconies.
Yeah. That's nice. My hotel room didn't have a balcony last time on Tobago's. Well,
didn't stay and get a hotel. I was hungry. I didn't have money. Whatever. Get a hotel.
Maybe we can get a... What about the Aussies? Oh, they're crazy, actually. The Aussies. Yeah. Definitely. definitely we've got lots of Australian listeners hit us up. They was a lot of hot Australian women out there too
Man, I'm sure there's a hot Australia men. I don't I don't
Praise ancient to them, but the the women out there pretty hot man pretty hot
It's true pretty hot Google it. Google Australia.
Google Australia.
Okay.
New Swedish iPhone App lets you test SACs with fantasy characters and Facebook friends.
Do you ever wonder what would be like to have SACs with a demanding film director, a
snotty socialite, rough-contactual worker, a guy who does the voiceover in movie trailers
or one of your Facebook friends?
As always, there's an app for that called Test Nookie.
The app was created in order to promote condom use, right.
After people select their virtual partner,
they are asked if they wanna use a condom,
then record their own moaning and groaning,
which is then mixed with the sexuality,
ecstatic voice of their character of choice.
Do you know that people who suggest using condom
are seen as confident and considerate?
That's why the message is that it says.
Okay, that's what we got for you for sex in the news. Do you have anything else to add? using condom or seen as confident and considerate. That's why the message is that it says. Okay.
That's what we got for you for sex in the news. Do you have anything else to add?
Nothing. There is. And your TMZ wanderings? Yes.
There is something I was googling while you were talking about who released this sex tape and
everyone's blaming it on Kim Kardashian. Which was weird. Now they would blame it. I doubt
that Kim Kardashian. No, these are like reports I'm looking back that are in like 2007.
Oh, was that how long ago it came out?
Yeah, they're like saying they're blaming her.
And her mom said great idea, honey. Good for you.
Well, that's that's what the current ex-girlfriend of her ex-husband is saying.
Okay, that's like way too many people. I don't even understand.
Yeah, so ex of her ex-husband who wants to get in the news and be famous. And the only reason she did Yeah, so the acts of her acts husband who wants
to get in the news and be famous and the only reason she dated Chris Humpkins because
he's idiot probably because she thinks he's famous because he's Kim Kardashian's acts.
So of course she's I don't believe any of it. Yeah, she's totally been discredited in my book.
So I looked at it and then there's this hilarious photo that's been floating around for
while too. You guys should get on the Google and find it. There's a famous photo of the
whole Kardashian family and they're on the steps and find it. There's a famous photo of the whole Kardashian family
and they're on the steps of their house,
like inside the house.
You know, it's a whole row of them.
Right.
And then there's Photoshopped in front of them is Ray J.
And his arms are crossed.
And it looks like kind of like a cover, album cover.
Right.
You know, one of his CDs.
And on the text it says, I made this whole family famous with my dick.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
My sex tape's coming out but not until July.
He made that family, not that they didn't already have millions of dollars, but he made
that family millions upon millions
of dollars.
But they would have-
What is dick?
With his penis.
With his family. The power of Ray-Chapenus.
Because what you could do are any of the girls that you've sex tapes of famous now?
Could you do any of that?
No, none of them.
I hate sex.
I hate sex.
Sleepy one famous people.
He should.
I can introduce you to some.
Damn it.
Okay.
We've got some emails.
We're reading your emails that you sent to it's actually we are changing the email
It's feedback at Emily Morse.com
MRSE really really just just right now. That's what we're doing
Really is that to that just blow your world because you could still write to feedback at section Emily.com
I know but I can't remember why there was some reasoning
So feedback at Emily Morris MORSE
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They weren't all free for a while and now they're all free
So if you missed any of our past episodes there all up on the website not all of them because we've got some old ones that we are
Gonna release yeah, all these were goodies. We're gonna do like a throwback Thursday
Really because that sounds fun and then we're to post some of the old ones of men
that's getting like bikini wax and all that stuff.
Those were good days.
Wow.
Okay.
So you can email me your questions at feedback at EmilyMorse.com or
sexthelming.com.
Either one's fine.
Hi, Emily.
I've been listening to Dan Savage who's great but was looking
for some female perspective on my relationship and a good
podcast with a straight female's perspective.
I'm listening to the episode from September 2nd 2011, Understanding Woman, and it's awesome. I'm a 30-year-old man dating a 45-year-old
woman. She was a good friend of mine about a year ago. My friend and I have gotten through this
issue, but I still have some problems that I can't seem to get over. I drive myself crazy. Oh,
she was dating her friend. I drive myself crazy thinking that I'm not as good as my friend. I can't stand to even think of her with him. I want to be the most incredible lover she ever had.
We've been together six months. I know that she loves being with me. She's responsive and reassuring.
And I am a really good stand-up guy, but behind the confidence, I have so much insecurity and
mind-fucking. It's totally crazy. Is there an advice about just being present and dropping all this
mentorship that just gets in the way? Do I need to be your best Wow. Is there any advice about just being present and dropping all this mental shit that just
gets in the way?
Do I need to be your best lover?
Is there always someone out there she will remember more than me because they were so much
better?
Woody from Boston, Massachusetts.
Wow, Woody.
Woody, you got to let it go.
You can't go there in your mind.
I know that, first of all, one of my rules that I always tell you is, do not talk about
your past.
The past has passed.
Do not talk about it in a relationship.
And the fact that you know that she's up with your friend
does not help.
It's not like she told you, but you already knew that.
But I mean, as a woman, I never,
I do not compare guys that I dated.
And I don't think that women sit around there go,
this less guy and his penis was like this, need to that.
If she's telling you that you're a great lover
and you guys have a good relationship and you're together,
I think that you are mind tripping.
99% of the suffering that comes in our lives
are from our head.
Our own mind, we make ourselves crazy.
And I think you just gotta let it go.
You got, you can't feature trip, you can't mind trip.
I'm sure you're amazing in bed too.
I didn't know that this guy was amazing,
but you are telling yourself stories that aren't true.
And if you want some, you said you said
you're our advice about just being present?
Yeah, that's my advice to you. Be present. Be
with or be in the moment. Don't bring up the X. Be confident. We're having sex
third and confidence is the most sexy thing and you have to cultivate that
confidence because it sounds like you're being really insecure right now and
that is not attractive. And you know what's a easy way to fix that. You just don't
sleep with any chicks that your friends left with. That's true.
That's another great way to do that.
You just don't do that.
I just don't do that, man.
But do you worry about that when you're with a girl, you were like, God, you know, she's
the last guy or I'm not that good or do you guys worry about that a lot?
I honestly do.
I do.
I do.
I do girls that tell you you're the best.
No, they don't tell me the best, but I just they're not.
There's not like in my circle of friends and stuff like that. I just don't, you know,
the girls are in my circle of friends that have hooked up with past friends of mine. I'm not I'm not ever going to hook up with. It's just not going to happen. Because I will be in the mental
state that this guy is right. You'll be with Woody with it without a Woody. Yeah, and I'm just not, I'm just not going to do that.
So, I always date outside my circle.
Okay, that's a good place too.
But I would also say that woody is, that when you think about, I just had a really,
really, really good thought.
It escaped me.
But there's just that women are so insecure to around sex that she's probably thinking
the same thing like oh
He's 15 years younger. He could be with the young girlman. So she's probably got her insecurities too
I'm just saying that women get insecure, men get insecure and when you're having sex the most important thing is to be
Present in the moment and that helps women and more organisms and have better sex when you're connected and presence
Dear Emily food fetish. I'll try to explain it from my perspective.
What? I know.
We've been trying this for how many years?
Many years. How many years?
Seven.
All right.
We want to get a full perspective from a man.
Yeah, we've always asked what turns you on about the foot.
Right.
You know, why does this happen? Why do you get obsessed with the foot and we've never
able to have somebody fully. We've had a few people but they couldn't really explain it. They just
said, oh, I think it's hot. Why do you think it's hot? This is when we get into it. All right, here we go.
First off, look at a woman's foot versus a man's. They're very different. Women's feet are in general
smaller and more slender. In addition, toes are tactile, and the only other body part, then hand, can grip.
Wait, and the only other body part, then hand, that can grip, grasp, etc., which allows
for one's mind to push fantasies a bit further.
Toes are also one of the few parts of the female body that one can suck and nibble on, so
it can be furthered by an oral fixation.
There is also an appeal to those men with a submissive streak.
It's hard to think of yourself above the woman
if she's standing upon your genitalia.
Lastly, the calf muscle tapering to the ankle
is essentially the last curve of the woman's body.
A pleasureful massage that for many is one of the next
highest forms of touch pleasure after sex.
Anyway, take all those with a grain of the grain assault as a explanation is based merely
upon my meditations and constant thoughts on sex for the thirty years of my
life as a virgin
jay from somewhere Pennsylvania that absolutely explain nothing
is a virgin and he i know but that did not explain the whole thing about the
foot
he kind of did.
He tried to explain like, oh, there's so, they can do it.
Like, we can kick you in the balls.
We're not gonna be a submissive man.
We're not monkeys.
We're we can like grab bananas with their feet.
Something like that.
Like, does he have a fantasy?
Like, he wants a woman to try to jack him off with his feet?
Yes.
I think that's what he's saying.
That the feet are like the hands.
But the feet aren't hands.
They don't grip as much. You want to talk about a crappy
hand job. Try doing it with your feet. Okay. You can barely pick up anything with
your feet. Some people have amazing foot strategies feet feet feet. Okay. So let
me just make it super complicated. You know what I mean? Let's just make it super complicated on getting me off by using
your feet. That's not sexy. I know, but it's just that women.
Imagine all the corn. Oh, I get the plate. I don't know.
Let's shower first.
Pat teals. There's a lot of men that find women shoes sexy and lingerie and there's
nothing wrong with that. But if you have a foot fetish email us, feedback at Emily Morris. I'm a size seven. Oh, dude, I got to give a shout out to
soulsociety.com. They actually, S O L E, they sponsored our party and I got four new pairs of shoes.
Oh my God. I got to get another suitcase. I came home with the coolest shoes and the really reasonably priced so everyone should check them out soul society soul society
Okay, hi Emily
I found your show in iTunes and I started listening to it before going to sleep
But it didn't work because I would just get wound up
So now I listen as I cook and walk etc
Anyway, my question is a dating question
A few months ago when I was visiting a friend I met a guy at a bar and had a one-night
stand with him. Sounds typical, right? However, we ended up going on two dates and I at least had a
fantastic time. He walked me home after the second date and we made out a little bit in the street,
but I wouldn't let him come up to my apartment because of our initial meeting and I really liked him.
I never heard from him after that. Now a few months later, he ran into my sister at a bar while visiting his friend again.
Yes.
Asked about me and sent me a picture of them.
Should I contact him or wait for him to contact me?
And if I contact him, what do I say?
From Hanny and Cambridge, Massachusetts.
Um, I said he texted you a picture with a sister.
I would wait for him to contact you, honey, because he was in town.
No, no, no, That's him reaching out.
That's him.
That's his way. He wasn't town again.
They had a one-night stand.
Why didn't he call her?
He texted her.
I mean, he could text him back and be ha ha, but he should make the move and ask her
out.
He blew her off after they slept together.
They went out twice.
Then she never heard from him again months went by.
Well, she didn't bring him back upstairs, right?
So what a dick. So he didn't call her because she didn't bring him back upstairs, right? So what a dick.
So he didn't call her because she didn't bring up stairs.
That's all the more reason not to contact him.
Maybe he just said,
you want to put the work into it.
Yeah, right.
Exactly.
Another reason not to go out with him.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Any guy that doesn't call you
because you won't see, but them again,
it's not the guy for you.
Don't get some dick.
Who cares?
Yeah.
Move on.
Okay.
Okay, Emily, I was wondering if you've ever done a show on sex and astrology.
I'm a Scorpio woman and my sex life definitely represents that. What are you in menace's
signs? Michelle from Baltimore. I'm a Scorpio. Scorpio. Scorpions are just to be the most
sexual sign, which I think is funny that you're a scorpion. No, I am very sexual. I'm not
like you were, you know, what? I'm going getting tied up and I'm not like you or you know, what going getting tied up and
I'm not getting tied up all the time burning candles and pouring wax all over people and putting
Nipple's hands on and using the rock box freaking vibrator and just not that but I'm really
I'm really into the banging you know the whole the whole thing that we've been doing for thousands of years, I'm really
into doing it that way, which I feel that you feel that is boring.
What banging?
No, banging in, I believe in a natural way that you're saying for the raptors every time
I have sex?
I'm just saying, how many times have you done it lately
without having an extra device around?
A lot.
Or being tied up or being with.
I never get tied up and I would like it more often.
I'm just saying.
But I'm a Gemini.
Being a Sunday at the same time.
Yeah.
That'd be good.
A Gemini, I know nothing about Gemini, so tell me.
Well, we have twins, we are like two personalities, they say.
Two personalities, no way.
Do you think I've seen like I have two personalities?
We are like flighty kind of and know a lot about everything.
A lot of different.
A lot of different.
A little, like a theory all, and we flip from one thing
to the next, we're sort of, air signs.
So, you're not dependable.
Exactly. All right. Now I'm dependable when you say I'm dependable. Exactly. All right.
Now I'm dependable when you say I'm not so polite.
Yeah, right.
Right, right, right.
Okay, let me show you.
Let me tell you.
I did do show in Sex and Strategy years ago when we were live on CBS.
Yeah.
Let me tell you something.
This is why I know that sign is the whole flighty thing.
What?
This is what happens all the time.
I'll be like super busy at work, but we have to do a show.
I'm like, oh, I'm running late.
blah, blah.
And you will always offer, always offer.
You're like, okay, well, do you need me to pick you up?
And I go, okay, yeah, that would be great.
And then you go, well, I don't know because then I got to figure out how to park and
bob.
I just never offered. Just don't offer. No, every single time you know, figure out how to park and park here. Just never offer, just don't offer.
No, you were every single time you offered, like, well, I can
go pick you up. You want me to pick you up? I'll pick you up.
And I go, okay, yeah, pick. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I just don't want you don't do that once.
There's been multiple times.
Do you want me to pick you up more often? No, it's fine.
But I'm saying, I know. And I know this. But I'm just saying
what I'm telling you that, oh yeah, I might be late. Don't offer to pick me up if you're never
going to do it. Okay. I'm sorry, but it's hard to park around here. So I say it because I want
you to get your ass to the studio, but I don't really want to park down here because it's hard.
You're like, oh, was you like an option to get there faster? Yes, I would like an option to get
there faster. I'll pick you up tomorrow.
Well, that's great that you want that option.
But you know what?
I thought twice about it and I'm not going to provide.
He's saying it's because I'm a Gemini that I don't drive.
Yeah, maybe.
I don't think so.
I just find it a little flirty.
I use the wrong adjective.
I don't think it's flirty.
I think it's more like,
more like,
yeah, maybe it is flirty.
What's a better word for that?
What's the positive word for that?
Oh, I got, I got called, I don't even want to get into it.
Oh, are you been reading the reviews?
What did they say?
There was a review that said I was the most,
oh, I told you this, the word, it was,
we get some, it's a little bit.
Strident, I was the most strident of the three women,
which I thought meant like confident
whenever when you look it up, it's not good. I mean, no, it's strident means, I mean, I've used the word strident of the three women, which I thought meant like confident whenever when you look it up
It's not good. I mean, you know what strident means. I may have used the word strident
But it meant like
Break it down for the dumb people like me that don't know strident means
Google it Google it Steve intersteeve. Can you Google it for a second? Yeah, and then come over to the mic and explain it for us
And then the definition of strident so also
explain it for us. And then the definition of strident. So also, yeah, a friend of mine
in Missouri said that he was reading the New York Post and some biatchin New York Post was talking about me saying that I should be fixing PCs. Yeah, really, I didn't see that. No,
you shouldn't be. That's fine. I don't care. But I just thought it was hilarious. That's actually
my second time in the New York Post. Really? Yeah. That's crazy. She's't care. But I just thought it was hilarious. That's actually my second time in the New York Post.
Really?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Is she fixing PCs?
I should be fixing PCs instead of...
Our Macs, at least.
I mean, not PCs.
I was offended by the PC comment.
All right.
I don't know.
I have an iPhone and a Mac.
OK, restry it at the definition.
I'll write an adjective.
One loud and harsh grading.
Two presenting a point of view, especially a controversial one,
and an excessively and unpleasantly forceful way. Okay, now I have to look up what grading
means. I don't even know what that means. Grading means like annoying. Oh damn, are
you serious? Yeah. But I thought it was a good compliment and then it was
like excessively annoying. I don't get hurt by reviews. I don't give a shit
because you know what? These people, they don't know what they're talking about.
Because it shows awesome.
It's so good.
And I'm telling you our show misadvised on Bravo,
at 10 o'clock at night, on Mondays, is going to take off.
So I don't give a shit.
It's okay.
If you have Comcast, it's on demand too.
But it's going to be the life stuff
so you can see it first.
It's Comcast on demand.
Yeah, I just find out the other day, my friend told me
they watched it on demand.
It's cool.
I'm going to look out some more reviews while you talk.
Oh, no.
I'll get in trash or are you going to trash me?
No.
Just to read the good ones.
Okay.
I'll try to find.
So what our topic is, so one of the number one complaints that I hear from men is that
women don't initiate sex as much as they should.
Have you, I know it's been a while since you've been in a relationship, menace. Yes.
But would you say that that is true, that women that you initiate more than the women you're with?
I believe it's the other way around, because I'm not the type of guy that just like constantly
just wants to hook up.
No, but you think it's weird.
It's weird because I, but I have been in relationships.
I'm so weird. Why am I even asking this? No, no, no, no, no, no I, but I, I have been in relationships. You're so weird.
Why am I even asked?
Why am I even asking this?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I've been in relationships where I was initiating more than the other person.
Okay.
But I think in my, uh, most recent relationships after the past couple of years, I think because
of, you know, this work and things like that, I've been the one not initiating as much.
But I think I thought that I thought you were a deal with the guy.
No, but I thought your deal was that you don't initiate the first move that you always
wait for women to know.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I thought you talked about sex.
No, I'm talking about, I am talking about sex, but, but I know.
No, as a guy, you have to initiate the first move, but I'm talking about being in a relationship
for a while.
And when you were in a relationship for a while,
the woman you're with initiated more.
Yeah.
I think it's interesting, because that's not common as common.
That is like the number one complaint by Matt.
So I want the dick thrown at them.
They want the dick thrown at them.
Yeah, I started saying dick on the show
because of the whole rage, I think.
I made this family famous with my dick.
So I want to use dick a lot more
just on the show today. So the guy I've been dating listen to show and how he's using the word
now he's using pound town. Pound town. Pound town's awesome. He's like do you want to go to pound town?
I'm like oh my god. I thought you bound the band. I banned the guys from listening to the show.
I did but he was doing something on my website and he heard it. Boundown.
He doesn't see the show yet.
So if people are great, great.
He doesn't want to.
I don't suggest he watches it.
I don't suggest he watches it.
Because I don't think that you'll be dating a guy anymore
if he watches it.
It's a problem.
I might actually end up alone.
I think honestly you could.
Because for one, even if he doesn't watch it, you know there's
a bunch of people that know him that are watching you.
And then we like, oh my God, I saw your lady making out this nasty ass guy, which is true.
Don't point out which one.
Okay, I do make out with a guy that is not that attractive,
but I had to and you'll see why in other episodes.
No, but I wasn't dating them.
What, Ebb's, I had a past,
just that my past happened to be in television now.
Jesus, you're gonna get dumped so quick.
How much you wanna make a bet that you get dumped?
Oh, no, that's so sad.
Before the season, I've never been make a bet that you get dumped? Oh no, that's so sad.
Before the season.
I've never been dumped.
You've never been dumped? Well, I'll get ready for it.
Okay.
I'll be coming crying next week.
Okay.
I know.
So, I think that for women, by what episode do you think you'll get dumped?
Third episode.
Should we make a bet?
I think I'll say fourth episode.
I get dumped by episode four make a bet. I think I'll say fourth episode I get dumped by episode four
I actually episode four because I'm thinking of the timeline. I'm saying episode four because by that time
He doesn't want to watch it though. It doesn't matter. It's gonna get back to him people are gonna comments people are gonna watch it and
And tell him what happened and then he's gonna go on onto his on demand and he's gonna stream it for himself
to see it.
It's not so bad, it's television.
Can't believe everything you watch.
So for women, initiating sex, I don't know,
I think that women just wanna feel wanted more than men
and men are typically in that position
of having to make the first move.
So some things we can do is they can set the stage
and menace I don't want to hear any wise-ass comments of you.
But lighting candles is a good first move,
like lighting candles and setting the stage.
I recommend the Jimmy Jane after glow candles
because they're my favorite and I'm obsessed with them.
Go to jimmyjane.com, get a massage candle,
and that is our next thing is that you could start with a massage.
They are, they add these candles,
add great fragrance to the room,
and they can be used as the most amazing massage oil,
and they don't, they're not waxy and weird,
and you pour it in your partner's body,
and they burn cooler, and they're awesome.
Yeah, actually, this is the thing that you've promoted the most,
since I've ever known you.
Yeah, because I'm such a fan, I love them.
Mm-hmm. Buying new lingerie can also appeal to his eyes, promote the most since I've ever known you. Yeah, because I am such a fan. I love them.
Buying new lingerie can also appeal to his eyes
and make him feel good and make you feel good.
So lingerie even though men, this isn't like lingerie,
and some guys might not feel great about it
or not really care or not really notice,
it would make some woman feel better and sexier.
And if you get new lingerie, you might feel like,
okay, I'm gonna make a move.
So next thing you can do is you can offer
to give your partner a massage.
Rub his back, silly work your way down his butt,
butt thighs, calves, ankles.
Allow your breasts or other soft spots to touch his skin.
Do you forgot a massage from a woman?
No, I need a chiropractor, man.
Like they try to massage me and I'm like,
no, you gotta go in deeper.
Yeah, yeah, you gotta go deep.
Yeah, but you know, I usually date women that are not,
you know, very husky.
They're like little petite and they just don't have enough
power behind them, you know?
Maybe I should just date a big girl
that can really like give you massage.
Yeah.
Like a two-fer.
Two-fer.
Then you need to go to ch-Far back to her.
A good way to get him aroused is a little rubbing of his inner thighs.
It's a sensitive area and close to the penis and balls.
While massaging his thighs try playing with his balls.
Not men with his balls though, because he doesn't like his balls touch.
Don't write that.
Okay.
Tip for men, if she's into you might want to trim or shave.
Right? Tip for men, if she's into you might want to trim or shave.
Right?
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You should use something special when you're shaving your balls.
Yeah, I kind of just do whatever.
What do you do?
Kind of shave them.
With shaving cream?
No.
You don't use any cream or so?
I don't use any shaving cream when I shave my face.
Do you soap?
You soap.
So? When you shower? Yeah, Yeah, yeah, but I just like
shape. I don't know. I'm weird because you know, I grew up with my mom. So my dad
wasn't around to show me how the shape. Oh, I tried to shave last night in the
middle of the night when it was dark and I did not do a great job. But I just I
dry shave, which people are like,
oh my God.
So, but can I give you all these products
I have, Max for men, they're amazing.
But I'm just so used to dry shaving.
I don't even know how to do it.
How do you get a tackle for your skin?
I'm gonna bring you all these products.
I have a macular skin, it doesn't matter.
It makes it tough.
I want some tough skin, you know?
No, no, no, no, I gotta give you product.
Can I tell you something about a review?
Oh, yeah, because we were I told you that I was going to Google reviews while she were waiting. And this is actually one of my favorite ones.
It's not this one's not really directed towards you. It's directed toward the whole show. Okay. And it's hilarious because I haven't even heard about this website in so many years, but they used to like
about this website in so many years, but they used to like get shows and trouble all the time.
And because it was, it's basically for parents
to let parents know if the show is safe or not for your kids.
Okay.
And actually they weren't too brutal on you.
Right, okay.
They gave the show three out of five stars,
which is good.
They gave the recommendation age 15, but here's the categories. So each
star tells you like how much is in it. Okay. So it's out of a five star rating. Positive
messages. Zero. Positive role models. Zero. Now this part I don't get, but it gets a one star is violence.
Was there anybody like hitting each other?
I know Julia Allison, she's crazy.
She's like hitting people with something like that.
No.
What part does the violence come from?
Did she like slap a guy?
This one's like it's crack.
No, no, no.
And then sex, three.
Because of me.
Of course, talking about cock rings.
Language, three, because of you again Of course, talking about cock rings.
Language three, because of you again.
No, I didn't swear.
Did I?
But yeah, but you're talking about cock rings and stuff like that.
Cock rings.
Cock rings are important.
And then consumerism, meaning.
I think all of America went out about a cock ring after they saw that.
Oh, of course.
Consumerism, is that basically like, you know, product is trying to be hocked on the
show?
Right. They said three, which I don't, I mean,
what was really being promoted on the...
Nothing.
It was running anything.
I don't know what that's from.
And then drinking drugs and smoking too.
There were no drinking drugs or smoking.
There was drinking.
That's a stupid website.
Yeah, but I think also this might have been
in the promos of the actual show of like stuff
that's coming up.
So there's parts where people are having drinks and I think that one star for violence
is one, Julie Allison, like, slath some guy for kissing or something.
I don't know.
You call that a kiss or something like that.
Does she slap someone?
Oh, yeah, remember?
But that's an upcoming episode.
Yeah, yeah, but those clips are in the show.
So maybe this one's for you.
Oh, right.
Okay.
Good to know.
What's going on with this device? Zombravo at 10 o'clock at night. Yeah, which you star in. Which I started's right. Right. Okay. Good to know. What's our advice on Bravo at 10 o'clock? I'm I yeah, which you star in. Which is turning into XM right? You're just tuning into. Yeah, you're on if you're on
XM. You're listening to us on XM tweet us. Access access them at sex with them. We just want to know that you're listening. Okay.
This is we're talking about why women should initiate sex more and just men. It doesn't have this problem. A lot of men do. So
I'm just giving some tests for women. So set the stage with candles, give them a massage.
I think massage is because a lot of women also men typically
are more, I'm not saying women don't want sex as much as men,
but men get turned on like when the wind blows
and women need more of mood settings.
So if you like the candles, you start giving him a massage,
you may get turned on, you rub your body parts all over him.
And then kissing, some French kissing are nibbling on his you rub your body parts all over him. And then kissing.
Some French kissing are nibbling on his ear as a great way to get intimate or set the
mood.
Your mouth can definitely work wonders.
It's a start of great sexual experience and at the end of an awesome orgasm.
Kissing your partner in a sensitive area can spark up sexual fanase such as oral sex.
So women shouldn't be afraid to go down their guy in the beginning of having sex.
Some women want to save that for the big finish because of the mass or taste of semen.
You can also try mask sexual flavors if you want those list of reins trips that we all
tried.
They're like list of reins trips, their scripts for you to mask the taste of semen.
M-A-S-Q-E if you want to check them out.
But just start kissing your partner.
You can start performing all sex if you're not in the mood yet.
Maybe you will be once you start.
When we do get turned, it's a little, when we need to start, I feel like I always need
to start doing it sometimes to get turned on.
Like it's not as common.
Like you guys have men of a thought in their turn on, but when men not as much, right?
Well, yeah, we got to do everything.
We got to get dinner, got a bikerab, got a clean of fixed things.
Fixed things is hot.
Yeah, the guy that I'm dating is fixer.
He like knows how to fix that.
Then we have to talk to you for like an hour after sex.
And then we have to make out with you.
Yeah, making out.
And then we get to have sex.
And Coddling.
Ridiculous.
You don't do anything.
You don't like anything that has to do with sex.
You don't have a pause touch.
You don't like cuddling.
You probably don't like kissing.
I love the banging.
I love going to downtown town going to pound town
But that's it these things that you're into I'm just not into I know that's probably I'm sorry
Then I should just sit here and agree with everything you say you should be much better show. Oh really?
Oh my god grabbing the balls is amazing
Most of all I like the balls touch. I know there's a lot of men out there
I think you know I'm not representing them. I think think you had your I think you have some early age ball trauma
and that you actually might like your balls touch now later in life. I'm trying to think
if I ever got hit in the balls. Did you think about it? Let's do some like psychic going back in time
or something. No. No, no, I can't. I don't believe you. Oh, but do you know what? I was talking to you
about balls, no, no, no, about my family and like, you know, issues that I had and you're always,
we always talk about this on the show, you're like, oh, you never call your mother and blah, blah,
and I finally like broke it down. We didn't really get to talk about this. No, let's get into it. Yeah.
So anyways, I also have a stepmother who is married to my father since I was eight years
old.
And then they recently just got a divorce a few years back.
And we haven't really talked.
But you know me, I haven't really even talked to my family in the past couple of years.
And so she got wind that I was gonna be on the Bravo show,
misadvised, watch it.
And so she watched it in blah blah,
and then she reached out to me.
And in her email, it kinda,
she was suggesting that she thought that I,
since I did radio and all this stuff,
that I thought that I was too good to speak to anybody like I had like this big ego trip because she didn't know because she didn't talk to me so she this is what she assumed because a lot of people do that too.
Believe me, I've been around them where they just like get some kind of fan they just go insane right and they forget about where they came from, who they're part of it, whatever. And then I email her back and I said,
no, that's not, that hasn't been the deal at all.
I go, the deal has been, it's like,
I talk to my family, and every time I talk to them,
we go over the same subjects.
Like, they don't know the area that I live in,
they don't know what radio station was.
Where's your dad?
My dad lives like half an hour away from here okay yeah
they don't know what time I'm on the radio all this stuff you know and just like and mostly it's
me reaching out to my family and I just eventually I just got I just got annoyed is just like okay
are you not why because I want them to love you and reach out to me.
They love you, but I'm not going to reach out to you.
They love me, but it's just like, you know, at least remember one thing that I tell you
about, something about my life.
So then I was just like, at a certain point, I was just like, look, I'm just going to focus
on my own life by myself, try to get somewhere where I'm comfortable, because every time I
also did talk to them,
they would focus on the negatives.
Right.
Right.
They brought it down, man.
I went to a really expensive school for college, which also they gave me crap because I
was like two classes away from finishing and I never finished. And, you know, I'm still
in debt paying school loans off many, many years later. So this would be the only things
that they would focus on,
not, you know, things that I accomplished. So eventually I'm like, yeah, I'm just gonna get my
life straight, fix all the other stuff that they try to bring up negative. And I'm just, I'm just
not gonna like reach out as much anymore. Okay. And then so like she totally understood and it was
all good. It was cool. Oh, did your mom reach out to you too? Yeah, I'm mom, but my mom is still in that
thing where she she's llamas. She my mom has llamas and sheep and that's what she cares about
growing tomatoes and stuff like that. But again, she's like, I'm talking about my family as a whole.
I'm not singling out my dad, you know, and to say, Hey, none of these efforts can ever remember
anything that I do in my life, you know, so So why am I putting all my effort to hit them up and any time I do hit them up, it's
negative.
Right.
Sounds good.
That's a lot of people have that with their families.
They only know how to reinforce the negative and it's, it can be destructive.
I think it's healthy to pull away if it wasn't positive, but maybe now you can rebuild
again as an adult and you can maybe even confront them.
Maybe I'm going to send them a copy of your show.
What?
I'm going to send them a copy of this show. What? I'm gonna send them a copy of this show.
And so they can.
My mom does even know that I'm on television.
Really?
Someone will tell her.
Yeah, I'll somehow get back to her.
Okay.
Yeah, but it's just like, yeah.
So that's-
I feel like we just said therapy.
Why?
I don't know, it's just intense.
I feel like it's fun to give you a hug.
That's why I told you I never have to go to therapy.
But I don't remember what you say.
Why do you still like me?
You probably don't like me. Oh yeah. never remember what you say. Why do you still like me? You probably don't like me.
Oh yeah.
I remember what you say.
But you halfway, I remember.
You actually remember more than they did.
Really?
Yeah.
OK.
At least you know the building that I work in.
Yeah.
I do.
I was going to say the address that would have been so stupid.
OK.
Ask.
OK, so we're talking about women.
We're talking about women and she's
saying sex, asking for it, asking for sex, and what you want during sex is another major turn on for men.
Some ladies are shy by the initiation or gesture, but it's about how you go about it.
You don't necessarily have to be aggressive, but it's good to be direct sometimes.
So I think that a lot of, there's a lot of men who are saying that women don't initiate
sex enough, so if you just ask for it, you're like, I really want you right now, or you
make the first move that a guy is gonna find
that very attractive.
And when he's upset or stressed,
is not the best time to initiate sex, although I'm not sure.
Sometimes it is good.
So a lot of times when men are stressed,
it manifests in them not wanting sex.
So if you're like in a sexless relationship right now,
and he's initiating and you're not initiating,
so I'm stressed can kill men's libidos.
So I would say that you might have to be the one
that makes them move and pull them out of that.
So I would also let them know your sexual fantasies.
We talk about that a lot in the show that women,
I think that women and men need to share that
if you're in a long-term relationship
or even a few months, it's never too soon
to share what turns you on and what you really want to do.
Share fantasy, let them know you want to be tied up
or whatever your fantasy is
You should share with them. When you find that hot of a woman was like no, you wouldn't see your soul
What I can't talk to you. I need to call someone up because you're gonna say no. I don't want to do anything weird
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Ratsim slowly she might want him to like candles and massage her body. Yeah, but you know what we always bring this up
I always ask you know how far would you go for your man's fantasy and you shoot down a lot of the ideas I'm not gonna dress up as the hamburger. I'm shooting dead ideas. McDonald's the hamburger
Lord, Lord
Why is my guy into the hamburger? Are you serious? Hamburger.
Why does he bring back the hamburger?
Oh, because they, it's this whole issue.
Have you been writing McDonald's as well?
No, you know, I'm down with Taco Bell.
Taco Bell tweets me sometimes on Twitter, yeah.
They do.
Oh my God.
That's amazing.
Menace is obsessed with bringing back the, um, for alarm.
For alarm double-decker.
Taco.
Taco. Yes. I want to bring it back. I want to bring it back the um for alarm for alarm double-decker. Taco.
Taco.
Yes.
I want to bring it back to for you.
Wouldn't that be a great birthday present?
Oh my God.
Hey.
Hey, menace.
Um, I just want to let you know this is the CEO talk about.
And he has agreed to bring back the for alarm double.
Name it the menace for alarm double.
Yeah.
And you know what's for getting a heart attack.
I would.
I would. I would be so happy. It's funny because listeners of the show are friends with me on Facebook and they post stuff about Taco Bell on my Facebook and like they found some picture of he's like,
oh, I want you to check this out. And it's like all these hot chicks that are dressed up as different
Taco Bell sauces. Oh my god. He's the packets. They're all dressed up about sauces. Oh my god, he's serious. Because you know the packets, they're all dressed up in packets.
Oh my god, it was amazing.
That sounds really hot.
So if you have a sexual fantasy like that,
you might want to share with your partner.
They let them know that you're interested in things.
You can always incorporate into just your talk.
Am I not actually half of them?
Like, baby, would you think that was really hot
if I right now dressed up as the hamburger glor,
and I'm picturing that or you just need to talk about it.
Here's something I just thought of. Oh no. If the four alarm double decker could come back and somehow
you're involved with it or even the listeners like somehow knew somebody in up in the ranks to talk
about I would be willing to give up sex for one year. What would you be? That would be that hard for you.
Yeah, but what would it be?
It's already been a year, hasn't it?
No, no, no, no.
It's only been a few days.
Now, what would you like to receive in your life
that you will be willing to give up sex for one year?
Oh my God.
I mean, I don't have any hank rings like you do
for the four alarm double decker, but
Just continue to 1997 by the way. I don't think there's anything that I want that bad
So like what about they say okay?
We're gonna put
6 million in the bank for you. Oh, I would give up.
Give up sex.
I don't think I would give up sex.
And they would totally, they would totally just take away all your money if they found out
if you had sex.
Because I know that you would try to cheat.
I think it's hard to, can I, does it mean that I can't have intercourse or can I still
have oral sex?
No, no sex.
Can I make out with anyone?
Can I cuddle?
No, you're asexual. I don't think I could do it for a year
For six million dollars six million. That would be awesome. I'll go year and a half or six million. I know can you imagine?
Yeah, I think that I would be very hard for me to give up sex
Who would I want? I do although I'd be very productive with work
I'd have no male distractions of my life. Maybe I should give up sex for a year. I gave it up
for, remember when I gave it, I was in my mandatoryum and I gave it up for a couple
months. A few months. Yeah. I should do that again.
Except when I get dumped in three weeks, I should probably give it up.
You're totally gonna get dumped in three weeks. You think I will? Oh yeah, for sure.
I doubt it.
If maybe, I don't know, I don't know if your man
is having issues now, but if there's any inkling
of issues now, then you're definitely getting dumped
in like four weeks, done.
We'd be there for me when I come back crying.
Okay.
You're not gonna cry.
I would cry.
I would cry.
Okay.
For half hour.
For half hour, I believe. Okay. I can't remember. I can would cry. Okay. For half hour. Another thing.
For half hour.
I believe.
Okay.
I'm happy to see how it can cool.
Okay.
Order porn film.
Flipping in one of your favorite porn films allows you to get aroused at the same time.
So watching porn with your partner could be a way to initiate sex as a woman.
We're kind of women initiating sex.
And then you can sex to him.
That's another way to ask to it.
If you're too shy to speak it, sex to let him know how you're finks sexually and what you want him to do to you, tell him what you want and know exactly. That's another way to ask to it. If you're too shy to speak it, sex to it. Let him know how you're feeling sexually
and what you want him to do to you,
tell him what you want and know exactly.
And he'll know exactly what you like.
I fully support that.
Sexing is a great way.
I mean, that's what kids do today.
The kids, everyone, you sexed it.
I mean, if you're like thinking about sex,
I know, don't you think if you receive a text
from a woman and she's like,
I'm thinking about you and I'll how it would be.
If you do that, love it. Love that, and how it would be. You can do that. Love it.
Guys, stop.
Guys, love it.
So do that.
I mean, some of the things that we've got,
sex, it, ordering, porn, film,
let them know your sexual fantasies, women,
these are for women initiating sex, kissing,
a massage, set the stage with candles.
So that's what we got for you.
And we have some mistakes here,
some other mistakes that women make.
We're not trying to bash women, but I was saying that one of the top one is not
initiating sex enough, but the other one is worrying too much about what you
look like. What do you think about that?
Do you find that women that you're with worried too much?
It's my ass like fat in these jeans kind of thing.
No, I don't really get that, but I do have female friends that are costly obsessed with.
What about during sex?
Do you ever have a woman who are like, oh, turn lights off.
I don't want you to see my ass kind of thing.
No, but I heard about that from friends.
That happens.
A lot of women worry about it, and you're not going to have an orgasm.
You're not going to have good sex if you are worried about your body image, because body
image is really big for women.
If you're a dude and you're with someone, tell her she's hot.
Tell her she looks great.
Sometimes it doesn't help. There's a lot of women who just feel, if you're a dude and you're with someone, tell her she's hot. Tell her she looks great. So that doesn't help.
There's a lot of women who just feel insecure, but they've got to cultivate that.
It doesn't matter if like a hundred guys told them they were hot.
They'd still think they were fat or ugly or whatever.
But that's getting in the way of women having amazing sacers when they're so worried about.
Because I don't think guys worry about it as much.
They might worry about their penis size, but, you know.
Yeah.
And I'm going to tell you this right now, ladies, even if you think you are the most heinous woman on the
planet, you can get laid. Oh, God, man, this is a good one. I didn't know. No, I go take
it. I'm going to take it. Anyone can get laid. I don't care if you think you are the
ugliest woman on the planet, you can get laid. You will be able to find
a man. This is what you do. If you just want to get laid, you don't want really want
to find a man. And you think you're the most heinous woman on the planet. Check this out.
Take a nap. Set your alarm for 1 a.m. show up to the bar. And by 1 30, you're going home
with somebody. This is not a good message for women. Yeah. Whenever we're really drunk
at the bar,
you can get laid.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying if you want to get laid.
Anyone get laid.
We've got to wrap this up.
I'm not as much as women, all right.
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