Sex With Emily - SWE: Let's Play Doctor

Episode Date: March 30, 2012

Emily is back from Las Vegas with lots of sordid stories from the International Lingerie Show. Does marijuana enhance your sex drive? Kissing, female ejaculation,  big boots and the perils of high-waisted pants. Emily instructs you how to role-play and have “makeup” sex, from sexy cop to Avatar, from schoolgirl to the Hamburglar. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Jesus age time flies. Jesus age time flies. Jesus age time flies. I know and I just got back from Vegas. So I'm a little, I just got back at 1 a.m. last night. I want to hear everything about Vegas. I want to say everything about it. But first let me talk about today's show. We're going to be talking about role playing.

Your favorite thing. Because I was at the lingerie show in Vegas. And there was all these costumes. There was hundreds of costume companies and whatever. And it just got me thinking about how roleplay is something that you can actually, I know when you'd be like, I don't have really my thing,

but it's kind of a cool, we're gonna show you like beginners, like roleplay 101, and then we also have some things about how you might be killing her sex drive. What guys are doing to kill women's sex drive, you think she won't have sex with you? We're gonna tell you why. And today's show is also brought to you by Good Vibrations,

use coupon code gvmly15 for 15% off purchases at goodvibes.com. They've got amazing toys. And we'll talk about all that in a minute. So yeah, that's today's show. And I'm happy to be back. I'm tired a little bit, but it was awesome. So I was there for the International Andre show.

I haven't been in Vegas in years, and I brought my assistant Kelsey, who's never been. So I felt like I had to take around and show her the whole Vegas thing. And we didn't go gun shooting, which I know I got your tax. We didn't do that. We're weak. And maybe we're again. Yeah, we were at the International lingerie show, which is all sex toys and lingerie. So like scantily clad women and men walking around in like hot lingerie. And then every single sex toy under the sun and new ones that were just invented happened to be there at the show. And

we just saw some really cool things We got some videos we took of like the most powerful vibrator in the whole world Called hotbox and it was pretty intense. It's supposed to be the stronger than the hotachi magic. Yeah, that's for like 80 year olds No, it's just crazy. It's crazy. No, no, no, it's for me. They're sending me one I wanted to ask you okay You want to laundry show and all that stuff we can get into that but what other Activities did you do while in Vegas? We did a lot of walking around we went to a club at the Cosmopolitan I've used the Cosmopolitan yet

What are you serious? Do you tell me to go there you stayed there? What I? Told you this is my favorite place and I've mentioned that probably a hundred times. And we did a show together where I just got back from Vegas and explained how great the Cosmopolitan was. And now you just asked me, have I ever been to the Cosmopolitan and I tweet about it all the time too? What? I don't read your tweets.

Are you that into yourself that you don't listen to? It's not that I'm into myself. No, no, no, menace. It's that I have a really bad memory. I'm not going to show. I'll be right here. You're very cool. No, I have. It's not that I'm into myself. No, no, no, no, men. It's that I have a really bad memory. I'll be right here. I'm very cool. No, I have. It's not just it's not you that I don't remember. I have a very bad memory. I have early Alzheimer's, I think. I don't remember things. It's not that I don't pay attention. I'm

sure we had a very engaging conversation about it. I just forgot. So we went to the Cosmopol to went to the Marquis and hung out and we saw Ellen F.A.O. We got into the press room somehow. Some guy let us in and it was fun. And we ate and we walked LMFAO. We got into the press room, somehow some guy let us in. And it was fun. And we ate and we walked around. We had a lot of comfort. We were there for work. So it was a lot of work stuff.

I'm sorry about the Cosmopolitan thing. No, it's cool. Don't be upset. Everyone thinks I don't live. It's just that I have a weird memory. All right. Don't get upset. I've, when we talked about the Cosmopolitan in length.

But I don't think it meant any. I don't think it related because I hadn't been to Vegas in so many years. So I didn't see it. It's this new hotel in Vegas, like the hip places day and hip place to go for bars and clubs and all that. So it was fun. But I mean, the people there, Vegas is such a melting pot of like America, like there's America, then people coming in from all over the world.

And it's just kind of crazy. It's just always a Monday night. It was like, you know, bopping, thriving people running around. Yeah, it's drunk. I didn't get drunk. Kelsey got drunk. Yeah, I'm going back in May. I'm going to say this other hotel

that's right down the street from Cosmopolitan called the Venetian. No, not Venetian. It's a V-A-D-A, then I don't know. It's a brand new hotel. Oh, cool. It's just like the cost of Paulton. I love the Cosmo, but we were gonna hook up on this.

Oh, that's good. But it was fun. I was glad we went. It was good to see it through her eyes. She hadn't been before, but we made a lot of, you know, we talk about all these like sex toy companies and all this stuff. But we like to meet everyone and see all the cool stuff that's being made. It was fun.

But we didn't do, I feel bad. They kept saying, let's just tell men as we did go gun shooting because you asked us to go gun shooting, but we didn't have time. There's a place called the gun store and if you ever go to Vegas you just gotta go even if you're not into guns I'm not a get a big gun person I don't own a gun I don't ever want to own a gun but when you go to Vegas shoot a gun shoot a gun it's fun right we did he McDonald's one night like four in the morning we should have never do that it's controlled environment why not night, McDonald's is amazing.

People eat there. It wasn't good. So a lot of people eat there. Many people eat there. I just didn't love it. But yeah, it was fun. I'm just, it's just, it's a whirlwind. And it's so hard to get from one place to the next.

Yeah, kind of hard these days. You got to walk over to that. You got to walk the thing, the thing. You can't just get there. It looks like it's right there, but you got to walk miles around to get the thing. Would you got set up thing? Um, Marosh. No, we stayed at this other place.

Some other place. Some other place. Yeah. Some hood spot. Yeah, kind of. Um, yeah, but our hotel, the, the conference with the Rio, which is kind of cheesy, Uncle Coast. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Have you been there? It's over by, uh, the palms. But palms, who went to the palms? We went to party of the palms. We went to the palms place. Have you been there? That's a new hotel. That's right next to it's really nice. Next to the palms, it palms who went to the palms we went to party the palms we went to the palms place have you been there That's a new hotel. That's right next. That's really nice next the palms very modern and we went to party because it was like an industry party Because I've been in the sex industry for seven years and I haven't been to any of these parties We're all the distributors are making all these cool stuff. So we went to parties palms. That's cool Super fun. What do you do? What are you doing? I guess I feel like it's the weekend But it's coming up the weekends now, but I was just in Vegas. So I feel like I just had a weekend. I was just back here working the whole time

Sorry about that That yeah, that's pretty much it. Yeah, what you can do this weekend going on And I haven't even thought about it. Okay at all this weekend not from that exciting nothing that exciting anything with you what's going on with the babes The babes I'm not even thinking about the babes. I'm focused on work right now. OK, good. I'm focused on work too. I'm focused on work too. But I think I'm going to hang out with some friends this weekend and go to a birthday party

because I always have birthday parties. Yeah. Yeah. And just work a little. Work on the website. All right. Good times. Good times.

OK, we've got a little bit of sex in here. It's not boring. I promise you I will consume alcohol over the weekend. That, I promise. Okay, I'm sure you will. And I'll probably get some text from you or something late at night. And I will consume, we're not boring. I will consume alcohol too and stuff and go out and have a good time.

I have great stories for you. See, the thing is about where we live in San Francisco, we can just walk outside our door and there's something going on. Right. The city is so like small. Yeah, it's very small, very, is it congested, does it seem congested to you? No, but I mean, if you walk outside, there's something going on. There's always something going on, right?

Negative people doing stuff, playing, playing, playing, you really don't have to make plans. No, I never make plans. In fact, I have like a no plan policy on the weekends because I don't want to commit to anything. Of course, shock. I just want to be open to experiences and whatever comes my way. So we'll see what comes that way. You don't have any other crazy stories from Vegas like, oh, we were super drunk and we'll walk around. I like 4 a.m. and nothing. Okay, okay, let me think. Don't we don't have to make up. I got marriage proposals from loser drunk guys on the street.

Really? There's a new thing on the street actually that just happened like within the past two years and anybody that goes to Los Angeles in front of the Mandarin Chinese theater or whatever, they always have all the characters that are dressed up. I don't know what's going on Vegas, but in the past two years, did you see all the people dressed up on the streets? No. What? What? Dressed up like what? Where did you guys go?

I was in Vegas. There's like little people dressed up as Elvis. And there's like people dressed up as transformers. And no, but see, we live in San Francisco. So there's people dressed up as transformers right outside the window, probably. We've always got freaky people in costume. But it was just like we went to, yeah, we went to the Paris hotel.

Yes, that's cool. We sat underneath the Eiffel Tower, the Eiffel Tower restaurant had drinks. It was really beautiful. That's cool. Whatever. Sorry. I didn't get wasted. No, no, that's cool. We kept saying that we wish Menus was here, because we would go out with you and have fun. Oh, yeah. You guys would have had a blast. Well, we'll go with you in May, even if we're not invited. Okay. Yeah That'll be fun. That'll be a good time. Okay. I'm gonna go see Creed the night before yeah Where at the palms? Oh cool, it just as a joke as a joke. I'm sure it is a joke It's all those ran. That's where everyone goes to die like all the old like carrot top is all over it Like I guess like no, those guys go there to make a billion dollars. They make a billion dollars. Oh my god. Caratop is probably worth over a hundred million come on look

Can you look that up? Yeah, put caratop Net worth I just thought they got me to go to Vegas make money like Celine Dion But you see all these people who are big at some point now. They're all like in Vegas Yeah, because that's where they go to get retirement money. Oh, that's a good point. Yeah. Okay, I didn't know that. I just thought, Carrot Top, like what the hell? 75 million. I told you.

Shut up. Carrot Top. And you were a clown and sending it was watched up. He is. 75 million. Well, he was never good. He was never good. He was never funny.

But people who go to Vegas are like, oh, Carrot Top, I know where that name, I'm Vegas, we should see a show. Let's go see Carrot Top. Carrot Top is not funny? No. Yeah, he is. He was never funny. 75 million. If he can make 75 million I should be able to make 75 dollars something right? That's crazy. Or you can join the friends with benefits for 4,95 a month. Yeah

someone to join. I joined it. Someone joined friends with benefits we can make some money. We'd like to make some money here and if you're enjoying the show which I'm sure you are and your sex life is gonna get better, I swear we're gonna get out of sex. I go on that celebrity net worth all the time and there's stuff that you would not even believe. Really like people that you're like really, they're making $100 million. I think what's his name from the Matrix? What's the guy from Bill and Ted's? Keanu Reeves? I think he's worth like 300 million. Oh my God.

I interviewed him once. You did kill him. Yes, I did. I have a video of it interviewing him. Why didn't you bone him? And you could be... You know what? I was thinking that maybe we'd bone, but he didn't make a pass at me at all.

I would've bone him. He's worth 350 million. Yeah, and he's the worst actor ever. Wow, you're just like ripping into people right now. He's not a good actor. Keanu Reeves, though, what's up? You just feel like he's the worst actor ever. Wow, you're just like ripping into people right now. It's not a good actor. Candor Reeves, though, what's up? You just feel like he's gonna go surf. He's worth $300 million.

I don't give a shit what he's worth. He's not that good. He's not that good. He's had a tragic life too. Yeah, someone died. I feel bad for him. Right. He was, I know he's had a rough past,

but even he was engaged and then he was having a baby with some chick and then she had a miscarriage and then her after that she died. Yeah I heard about that that was awful. I think that's about the time I met him so he wasn't really looking for a relationship. Yeah but you said I could make you feel better and I could probably spend your $300 in a heartbeat. I could spend your $3 and $50 million canneries and then kick you to the curb. I wouldn't do that I don't do that anymore. I'll throw on what extra 50.

That is nice. Um, okay, we've got some sex in the news. Okay. Uh, Tiger Woods, porno swings into reality. Former Tiger mistresses, Devon James, Holly Samson and Jocelyn James, I wonder if they're related, have teamed up for a porn about their time with Tiger. So three of the women that he banged when he was married are doing a porn call, the three mistresses notorious tales of the world's greatest golfer. And it's April 3rd release date coincides with the 2012 masters, whoo, getting it back.

Wow. Yeah, so these three women are like, let's do a porn and capitalize on this. Horses. And it's totally working. I can go as women horse, right? Um, people don't like when you call women horse at all. Yeah, but Tiger Woods. He's a horse too. So, right. So call him a horse. They're all horse. Why are they horse because they suck with them? They weren't married. No, but they're off like,

they're making a porn. They want to make a money. They're making money. Dude, don't knock it. So you try it. I'm going to make a porn to make money. I never know. Go ahead. SexLiving.com. Check it out right now. I'm gonna make a porn to make money. I never know go ahead Sex only calm check it out right now. I'm gonna do porn tonight Okay, come off the pale to see if you still like him advised Scientists advice scientists the birth control pill may have helped bring about the sexual revolution and influence female liberation But new research shows it may have a rather dour side effect crappy marriages Turns out that the hormones in certain oral contraceptives affect the type of guy a woman is attracted to.

So she was on the pill when they met. She might get a shock when she comes off it. And ought to have a trial run with condoms or nine hormone or contraceptives before she settles down. To the pill, women are taking the pill and choosing the wrong mates. A survey of 2,500 women found that those that have been on the pill, when they met their long time

partners reported less sexual satisfaction than the wrong mates. A survey of 2,500 women found that those that have been on the pill when they met their longtime partners reported less sexual satisfaction than the other women. But the pill users rated their partners more highly in other ways, seemed as more faithful, supportive, and better providers. Overall, these positives seemed outweigh their less exciting stuff. So basically, women on the pill are picking guys they don't want to bang when they go off the pill. That's what it says. So be careful about that. It is true that that when you're on the pill, I was on the pill for many years that the pill. That's what it says. Huh. So be careful about that. It is true that when you're on the pill, I was on the pill for many years that the pill does affect you. I never thought about how it affected men, but it's hormone replacement. Like it affects your mind, your mood, what you

pick, what you do in the world, how you want sex, all that stuff. It does affect you. It's a big, it's a serious drug that women take all over the world and they're picking guys are not going to great text with. It's kind of bummer. What is that guy? pregnancy pill come out seriously, right? So the women stop being like I'll take it I don't care like they keep talking about it It's funny because I only hear women say oh guys wouldn't take that and every guy that I talk to they hell Yeah, it'd be awesome to take it then you have to economy still to work on them's for for disease prevention But yeah, be awesome guys. I'd take the pill. It's expensive for us to get birth control pills every month too.

Toats. Toats. Okay, Megan Fox is president, president, pregnant. She's president? No. Megan Fox. Megan Fox is pregnant. That's all I got said.

Okay. Do you care? I want to say it's the only president that I probably would want to sleep with. Yeah. Do I care if she's pregnant? I used to want to sleep with Bill Clinton. Do I care if she's pregnant? I used to want to sleep with Bill Clinton. Yeah, I'm sure you did. OK.

Megan Fox, do I care if she's pregnant? No, I've never really been intimate before. You're not a Megan Fox fan? No, I just... I like girls with some personality. I don't know her personally, so I don't know if she maybe has an amazing personality that I just don't see. But from what I see, it's just... She doesn't seem like she's sparkling or bringing anything to the table. don't know she maybe has an amazing personality that I just don't see but from

what I see it just doesn't seem like she's sparkling or bringing anything to table no I'm sure she is why you got a deceit women always got a door to the gym no she's concerned we're in the most beautiful world I just saw something about her before and after I saw it's something in one of those stupid magazines about like before and after. I saw it's something in one of those stupid magazines about like before and after. It was like her before and it was like this nice little girl from the Midwest or wherever she's from.

And then she had the boobs and the lips and the eyes. But notice, notice fellas. Anytime there's a beautiful woman, make a comment about them, just do it, just do a test. Say, oh, this chick is really hot. While another woman is around, and they'll have something to say a little jab Throwing them they will because I'm so insecure. No, I'm I'm just saying right women. It's just life. It's science guys do it

To the like he's you're like oh this guy so hot like he's a douchebag. That's what guys did well probably cuz they are a douche bag No, that's what you would do if I said some guys how you really go? If you say Justin Timberlake time I'm like oh hell you say Justin Timberlake, Todd, I'm like, oh, hell yeah, Justin Timberlake's the man. I'm not a man. He has the man. Okay, well, I don't think all women give digs but maybe some do because we're all insecure,

but so are men. Okay, this one's for you, man. It's not everyone knows your Instagram is. Not everyone knows what Instagram is. How do you explain Instagram? It's an app for your phone. Instagram, imagine Instagram as Twitter with photos, or if you're not on Twitter, I'll assume you might be on Facebook. You know your Facebook feed? Well, imagine every single

Facebook update had a photo with it. That's Instagram. Right. So Instagram is super popular, but it says study came out, Instagram photos are officially one of the most annoying things on Facebook. Yeah, right. A recent survey found the biggest photo annoyances on Facebook and discovered that one fifth of Facebook users have deleted friends because of annoying photos. The top five photo annoyances on Facebook, ready? Okay. Number one, images taken with photo apps

such as Instagram, 61% of people think it's annoying. Baby photos, 58%. Yes, number one, that should be number one. Baby photos. Three. Obviously. Obviously posed photos. 53% like women like posing. I never. I don't want to cloud one of our interns,

but she automatically has like the pose. We can take a picture. I think it's hilarious. Really? I don't think she knows she's doing it. Oh, which one? Huh? I'm not going to put her on.

Oh, come on. But it's funny. Because I catch it because every time she's doing it. Oh, which one? Huh? I'm not gonna put her on. Oh, come on. But it's funny, because I catch it, because every time she gets ready for a photo, she'd like, gets in a position. Oh, that's so funny. Yeah, it's so funny. Okay, I didn't know that. Let's trash the intern.

But if I saw it on Facebook, I wouldn't. You wouldn't have done cheese pose, but you see your pose. No, I would know that they're posing, but I'm finding irritant. You don't find irritant, you're taking photos. That's probably just chicks hating on other chicks. Right, well, for the-

Obviously, post photos. For. Well, obviously post photos. For number four, most annoying photos is holiday photos, 46%. I think holiday photos, I don't want to see you opening Chris's presence. It all looks same. You when you're treating your Christmas presents and Santa Claus boring.

And then 32% say the most annoying photo on Facebook, photos are food photos, which you love food photos. Dude, by food photos, I just got 50 likes right before the show We I showed some fucking girl cheese sandwich. Yeah, well you're annoying apparently am I annoying these people are stupid? Your parents are number five most annoying person on Facebook. Yeah, right I think food photos are kind of boring Yeah, because you don't even Food in your house.

Do you want to hear something funny? What? Kelsey brought up, we were vague as she goes, menace is my favorite menace Facebook post of all times. I don't want to get this right. Which when you said, hey, foodies, everyone likes food. Or something like that.

Like what? You said like, as you did, you're like, well, it was quite funnier than that. But you're like, foodies, guess what? News flash, everyone likes food. Yeah. You're like, you said like, as you did, you're like, well, it was quite funnier than that, but you're like, foodies, guess what? News flash, everyone likes food. Yeah. You're like, you think you're a foodie?

We all like food. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. What'd you say? Yeah, you know, that's how you break it. I didn't understand when you first said it. It was because you know how people say, oh, I'm a foodie.

I'm a foodie, as opposed to people who like eat nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone eats people, you know, they're not special. Right, exactly. In San Francisco, where we live, there's so many people, you know, not special right exactly in San Francisco where we live There's so many foodies. Oh God, like everyone eats she thought you're fine. I'm like yeah, I'm just gonna be funny But the whole thing we're gonna go back real quick to the annoying photos on Facebook. Yeah, yeah

What was number one again number one or images taken with photo apps such as Instagram now? Why would that be annoying to people? No knowing it's probably maybe because they don't get it. Maybe for oversharing so many photos. Yes. Like I know girls with the self portraits. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's well, that's number three. Obviously post photos are probably self portraits. Bitch, I know what you look like. I don't need 10 different photos of you posing. Here's my smiley face. Here's my sad face.

Here's my sad face. Here's my sad face. Here's my sexy face. Here's my half smile. So women do that They just post-fitting all day long every day of the week. I had to unfollow a couple of them Okay, I bash them on Twitter. I know what you look like That's hilarious. I yeah, I guess women do that. I don't do that I think they just do it maybe for self-confidence. Yeah, it makes them feel good They're like let's doctor up this photo and edit it and make me look really Pretty look if you're a woman that's doing that everyone is talking crap about you believe me, right?

People cut down the photos. Yeah, people are talking crap. Yeah, that's true I guess I have I've a friend like that who like every day she literally went away for like a conference She went somewhere to New York She posted and I'm not kidding you 60 photos straight just of herself She posted and I'm not kidding you 60 photos straight just of herself 60 60 like there was no other people in it. No, no. What does that mean? You think it's like an ego thing? They need the boost. Yeah, but let me let me tell you something else that annoys me on Facebook because you brought the baby thing, all right Not to hate on babies but but

This is what I hate not even the baby photos, but people like to post photos of the sonogram. Oh, I know. I've seen that. Stop it. Right. Do not post photos of the sonogram on Facebook. Like, there's the new like 3D looking ones. I know. And they're in the color.

I probably deleted those people. The color of the photograph is brown, like C.P.A., right? It looks like a turd, people. Like, it's not a baby. You want it. Your baby looks like a turd, don't post it. Like, a caca, like a big caca that you need to use some XX for.

So stop it. Yeah, it looks like you're in testons or something. Right. We don't want to see your sonograms. And I don't even want to see your baby afterwards. What else is from annoying things? People that have babies, hold on. I guess I can go on a rant on this forever.

You are. People that have babies just post non-stop photos of babies, okay? Like I get it. I understand. They get your precious, it's the most amazing thing in the world. I've never felt this kind of love before. I have a kid.

But I hear when people have their second child, it's not as much. Right, the second child always gets this. Yeah. Like my brother has like 16 baby albums I've won. Really? The second child is like, whatever we've done this, we've seen a kid walk before for the first time,

we don't care. And what's funny is, there's this super hot chick she's out of Australia, she's on Instagram. She has like 35,000 followers and she has a kid, but she refuses to post any photos. How do you know? Because she said it before because people are like, oh, why don't you ever post photos? You're kids.

She's like, I choose not to. Yeah, don't expose your children. And it's funny because I know this one girl. She was huge online. And then she had a baby and then she post nothing but baby photos. She has five followers. All the followers. Oh my god. Yeah. Okay. So babies are not popular. They don't. I mean, I guess if your family members like my brother posted photos of his kids, I'd be interested, but that's about it. Not the rest of your friends. But you could follow us on Facebook, Twitter,

Instagram, sex with Emily and menace is white menace on everything and you can see all my food photos You can see how this food photos every time we eat six pictures of like Taco Bell No, I don't oh, you don't I don't have one picture of Taco Bell. Oh, sorry. I thought you would we drove past Taco Bell last night and thought of you Anything else annoying on Facebook that we would I think that it's annoying. Well, I think Satis of your relationship status is annoying. No, don't get that started. Okay, we don't have to get there. Okay. The only thing I have that I find annoying is like, I don't know, people that try to contact

me that do not have photos on their profile. Oh, yeah, I've had that. I know some actually in real life and they message me and they say, hey, what's up, man, blah, blah, blah. And they don't have a photo in and they say, Hey, what's up, man, blah blah. And they don't have a photo in profile. I'm like, what is wrong with you? Yeah, I know some people who don't tell. It's so shady.

Like I don't want to talk to anybody. Yeah, yeah, he doesn't have a photo. I got it. I got it. I get it. I totally I've seen people like that too. Oh, you know who's switching gears real quick? You know who's in town here in San Francisco? Britney Spears. No, walk around. Yeah, right outside the street. Do you see her?

No, what she doing on scene or she's over at the W Don't Just take a vacation in town really she got babies She has babies with her. Yeah, but she ain't posting photos of them. No posted photos over sexy ass. Is she? Yeah, I'm like the golden gate braids or something just hanging out. Yeah You after this Okay, we don't have some cocktails the golden gate braids or something? Just hanging out, yeah. I wanna go, which go to the W after this? Sorry, that's true. Okay, we can have some cocktails.

Let's have some cocktails with Britney Spears. She's with her husband and the babies. Yeah. Or she's married, right? Didn't she get married? Yes. Or engaged. Gage, yeah.

Something. Well, that's fun, Britney Spears, in time. Okay, we'll go look for her, not that I care. Okay, I mean, I care, but I don't, you know. Okay, we've got some emails. Everyone, you can always email me. I answer your emails. Give advice if you're friends with benefits.

Remember, your emails go to the top of the list and you can email me at feedback at sexwithanley.com where you can just go to my website, sexanley.com and email me there. This is about... Took you a while. You got home, what? One a.m. last night.

So you're pushing through. I'm pushing through. Okay, fetish. I'm a while. You got home what one a.m. last night. So you're pushing through. I'm pushing through. Okay, fetish. I'm a 26 year old male. I have a fetish and I'm curious to know what you think. I've talked to other male males who like the same thing. I like to watch women pee and sit on the toilet. Not into the golden showers, etc. Just really getting turned out by seeing them sit on the toilet legs open. Is this a wrong fetish? Is it weird? Am I wrong to like this? Love to hear your thoughts, Andrew. Andrew totally find nothing weird and abnormal about that. I think that's one of the biggest questions I get asked is am I normal? And the only way this is not normal is if it's like a problem with like you're like stalking women and you're

sneaking into a restroom, looking at women pee, getting fired from your job for that, because you're going into it. You go in the mall and transfer your stuff in there. Yeah, that's a problem. But if it's like you're dating a woman and you're like, hey, baby, can I see you pee and she's down with it? Nothing wrong, you're totally normal, you're totally fine. And you've other friends who said they're into it too.

I just feel like we all try to pathologize sex and say that like what we're doing is wrong or am I weird or am I strange? Andrew, you're totally right. You're totally fine. At least you know what turns you on. Don't know the problem with that. I'll miss something to you're totally right. You're totally fine. At least you know what turns you on. Don't know problem with that. I'll miss something to you, Andrew.

Not that it's a fetish, but for some reason, I just don't pay attention and I always walk into the woman's bathroom. You do? All the time. All the time, I think it's because I'm always on my phone and stuff like that. I'm not paying attention and I'll walk into the woman's bathroom. I'll tell you a quick story. I was in Santa Cruz, California and I was with my buddy at a class,

a classy place called Carl's Jr. on the East Coast. It's called Hardies. I grew up. I love Hardies. I didn't know Carl's Jr. was the same. It's the same thing. It's the logo. You can't tell.

Anyways, nevermind. So I'm in the, I'm in the restaurant with my buddy. And my buddy says, ah, I got to go to the bathroom. I go, okay, cool. So he goes off and he goes into the bathroom and I was like man he's taking a while and I was like I have to go to the bathroom too, so I walk in and Somebody's in the stall I'm like what's up man? What are you doing here? Are you taking a shit? What the hell dude? No response I go all right F you then and I walk out the door and I look in my friend is sitting at the table. I look behind me. I was in the woman's bathroom.

Oh my God. And a woman walked out of the bathroom horrified. I'm sure she was horrified. You scared her. But did you know what I was a red Robin and I was so drunk of that. You put a red Robin. Yeah. Yeah. And I was so drunk off long Island ice teas that I kept on walking into the women's bathroom. And I didn't notice. And then following like this woman to tell that means she's like, that's the woman's bathroom. Right.

Jesus. You didn't notice. High maintenance. Bjarth. You get drunk and do stupid things. You're funny. That's what most people do. But menace gets arrested.

It's a good time. But let's talk about this. What do you think? I think this is actually a good discussion point is, do you want, if you're dating someone for a while, do you want to see her going to the bathroom? Is that your thing? Do we prefer to close the door or do not care? I don't believe women ever go to the bathroom. No, you're one of those. So what if she left the door open and she was like, oh, you can use a bathroom and just take it a piss? I'm like, nope. You don't want to see it. No. Okay. I dated a guy who was like wanted to keep the door. He like wanted to see me pee all the time. Like he was like, I'll leave the door but he thought I was a way of getting closer. But I'm like, some things we should just leave private.

It wasn't my thing, but Andrew, nothing wrong with that being your thing. If you can find a woman to sit to it. No, I don't know if this is real, but I've heard about this where women are like peeing In the toilet and then a guy pees in between her legs Because he has to go to the bathroom too at the same time people have done that maybe just save time I don't know. I don't know if it's true, but there's like a sexual thing I don't know if it's a sexual thing, but as you know people have to use the bathroom at the same time like she'll be peeing and then he like precision But as you know, people have to use the bathroom at the same time, like, she'll be peeing and then he, like, precision with a stream through the legs into the toilet. Like, that's like a trend. Anybody heard about that?

No, no, no, no. I guess not. I guess not. Okay, the next one is about marijuana and sex drive. What? Is it through the roof? Is it through the roof? What do you mean?

You're going for it. The sex drive. Yeah. I'm trying to. No. Well, okay, we've got stories about this. Dear Emily, I am now a friend to the benefits member. I love the show. If I ever make it to San Francisco,

I would love to meet you too. Better not use names for this question. Call me Goat, that is my nickname. I raise goats. I raise goats on a farm. Hell yeah. I know over in San Francisco, a lot of people are 420 friendly.

Yes, it is. Which is marijuana. 420 is the cold. The best time of the day to smoke weed apparently. Yeah, apparently. But what does marijuana do to a guy or girl sex drive? Any pros, any cons? I've heard it makes sex better, but I really don't think it does.

Well, it's kill sperm cells. I don't condone it, but we all like to have our fun. Keep with the great work that you and menace are doing. You two keep me going on a long days at work. My sex life was okay before I started listening to the show now after about a year and a half of the show my sex life is great Thank you for all the hard work you to do goat from Levinon Mo is that Missouri or Montana? Missouri Missouri

So okay, he's a premium friends with benefits members, so we're answering his email right away. Can I give you a quick story real quick about a goat? No. You're acting like me, all ADD. I got to answer the email. Please go, I can get you. Can you do it after? All right, fine.

Okay, goat, here's the thing. Studies have shown that pot's impact in sex are all over the map. From strongly sex inhibiting to strongly sex enhancing, but most people reported enhancement. It can create emotional closest and physical enjoyment of snuggling. But here's the thing, if you smoke a lot of weed, a lot of pot, it can affect male sperm count they say, it can affect male sex drive,

it can help men become premature decorators, women might have inability to orgasm. It's like anytime you overdo something, so a membe every once in a while, you get high, and it takes away your inhibitions maybe, and that's why people say it helps sex, because you're not in your head as much. Maybe you can focus more on what's going on sexually

and be more into that groove. But I think overall, it has a positive and negative impact on it. It can make you less inhibitions. It could lower your inhibitions, but it can also maybe wreak havoc on your sex drive over long term use. If you use a lot of pot, I'm sure, but if yeah, long term, it will start spiraling down. Everything does long term. Like if you smoke a lot of cigarettes, if you drink too much, it'll affect your sex life. But at first, like people think, you know, though, drunken sex is amazing. Like men, that but it is but in moderation

Okay, so what's your story about goats? No, just gonna say when I was young my my grandmother used to have a goat at her at her Hell she lived she lived by the water and They would keep the goat in the backyard and the goat's name was bumper in this mother effort The reason that they call them bumper is because when you would walk outside, this guy would come up behind you and knock you over and he would knock me over all the time. Oh, the goat and you were a little kid. Yeah, the little effort. Oh, probably about as full of his face. Maybe one day he fell in the water. I don't know. He disappeared one day. But the goat would knock you over. Yeah.

That's hilarious. Bumper. Did you hurt yourself bumper the goat would knock you over. Yeah, that's hilarious bumper. Did you hurt yourself bumper the goat? Yeah, I was just like you just be walking you just be walking and then out of nowhere this little goat Like a bad out of hell would just come straight behind your legs and just ram right into you and knock you over That's crazy. I know dogs you do that but not goats. Okay. Thanks. So this is from goat He's goat and he raises goats. Maybe he has that issue too. Maybe he can hook me up with the goat. You want a goat? I would love to have a goat again.

My mom has a ton of goats. I know, but he never sear. Yeah, and she has sheep and a llama. That's a bit on her. That's awesome. Okay, kissing abilities. Emily, how important is a guy's ability to deliver a kiss to you? If a guy kisses really well, does that make up for other things?

He might do not, he might not do as well. And importantly, and as importantly, can a guy's ability to deliver a kiss to you? If a guy kisses really well, does that make up for other things he might do not, he might not do as well? And importantly, and as importantly, can a guy who struggles to deliver the kiss make it up somewhere else? Thanks, Jeff, from Dublin, California. He's a premium friends with benefits member. Kissing is really important, but I do think that you need the kiss to connect. It's pretty important to me, but I don't believe that there are less to a good kisser than back. I do believe there are people who are good kissers and bad kissers, but I don't. I believe that a lot of times like it

could be two people together that make a kiss really special. So I might kiss them on and think that he's a horrible kisser, but my friend could kiss him and think he's the best kisser in the whole world. That's actually happened before. So I think it has to do with the way you interact with someone else and how your chemistry is with this other person, but it is important. Like if a guy and I just couldn't jive kissing, that would be a kind of a bummer, but you can also work on kissing by showing each other how you like to be kissed. That's kind of a classic, like show me how you like to be kissed. I'll show you how I like to be kissed, and then we do kiss together.

So, um, sometimes it just connects. Sometimes it just works, and it's amazing, but I think you think I don't know if you can make it up anywhere else. That was the second part of the questions. Can you make it up somewhere else? If you're still not kissing, but you're like really great at oral sex, I mean maybe, but I still think you should work on the kissing. Because kissing is the first thing that dies in relationships. Men and women together for a long time, if you notice kissing goes away,

the rock she and Takwai that later on the show, and it's something that you should keep going because women like the kiss. They do. I'm sure you're terrible kisser. You kissed me that one time. On the show. What? No, that's why I said that. We didn't really kiss. Okay, so that's a long story. So yeah, I'm a great kisser. I'm a great fucking kisser. So see how I was trying to throw that under the rug and not mention it, but then you're like, well, that's a special show coming up soon. We're gonna swear.

We'll release that show. Yeah, I, um, I graded you and it was pretty funny. It's pretty rude. I said you, I thought you were a good kisser. Because I am a good kisser, but you, maybe some work. It was a little pressureful. A little pressureful. Hey.

Stressful, is that a word? It was stressful. It was fun being here on Extreme Top of T25 tonight. It was stressful. And it was Friday. So this is another thing I've talked you about, though, really quickly, is Jimmy Jane. Yeah.

They make amazing sex toys. So if you're looking to buy something for your partner, if you use coupon code spring, you get $25 off purchases of $100 or more. And it's jimmyjane.com. They make beautiful toys. They make massage candles, which you have one of them. And I think everyone should just go check it out. It's a great gift. If you're looking to buy a gift for your partner, they make the most beautiful toys. So you should check it out. It's a great gift if you're looking to buy a gift for your partner. They make the most beautiful toys. So you should check it out. That's why I gotta say about that.

And okay, we've got one more email. I love it. It's about squirting. How do you make a squirrel squirt? That's when the girl pees on you, right? No. No, it's how do you make a girl squirt? It's from our mom.

Mine's still up for debate if it's peer nut, right? It's not up for debate. Why is not? Women ejaculate. They kind of ejaculate. Yeah, it's some expert in here. And they're like, oh, yeah, it's different. No, you did not listen. It's not pee.

It's totally different. It's different. Because you want to believe that it's different. No, I know it. For a fact, it's not urine. It doesn't smell like urine. Like it's, it's, it's, it's from, it's from a different, a whole different place. Where is the sack where all this liquid is being held? It's in the vagina. Oh in the vagina

Listen, let me tell you how you can make a girl's phone. You can the vulva. You can learn. You're funny today kind of You you can start by using your fingers. Uh-huh. Okay. Here's the thing To make a woman's score and all women the the expert that you were misquoting on the show was also saying that you can make all what you can learn to make a woman's sport. And a lot of guys are really don't want to learn how to do that. And I know there's certain vibrators like the Hattachi Magic Wand is awesome and that can a lot of women can squirt from that. If you want to buy that, you can go to Adamaniv.com, use coupon code Emily for 50% off most items and you can buy your partner H a high-touching magic wand. And that will make her squirt. It's an amazing sex trade.

But first, you can start by using your fingers to play around and see what works. It's all about the G-spot. So you have to play around with the G-spot. You don't need to straight head straight for her hottest spot. Start with some foreplay to get her roused. Once she's turned on, this is when you make her squirt.

You stick two fingers inside of her with your palms facing up about an inner-tune side. You're likely to hit a round ball of skin.'s turned on, this is when you make her squat. You stick two fingers inside of her with your palms facing up about an inch or two inside. You're likely at a round ball of skin. We've talked about this a lot. That is the g spot. Keep stroking that area with pressure

because the most effective way to have her ejaculate is by using your hands to manipulate the g spot. So it's going to happen more likely through your hands or through a sex toy than it is during intercourse, although it does happen during intercourse from anywhere. Her female ejaculation from glitoral stimulation, use a high-prior vibrator on her. So sometimes from glitoral stimulation,

like if you use something like the head tattoo metchic one, a woman can squat. But it does come through G-Spot pressure, you have to explore your G-Spot. At the show, I got the most amazing G-Spot toy. It's called the Magic Banana. And it's this crazy, I should have brought, I'm gonna do a thing in all the crazy sex toys I saw, but it's really popular now. Good vibrations actually ordered one order

to a whole bunch of them. It looks like an inner tube that you stick into your vagina. And apparently it can get reach all these different parts of you that you can't normally reach and it'll find your juice. It's remember we talked about a juice by locator. It will find your g spot is guaranteed to she gave me one wow banana magic banana Now for the squirting portion does Adam and Eve sell like Onion cutting goggles, you know that you have to wear no like the eye protection No goggles, but they do sell sport sheets that can there's certain sheets that you can well We found these sheets that we wanted to give you that there's sheets that like that these sports sheets that you can, well, we found these sheets that we wanted to give you that there's sheets that like that, these sports sheets that you can drip all over and and and do stuff to, I saw them at the show and I was going to get you one. It's a,

um, there's the sheets, but there's also like throws that are really nice. You can throw down, but they're supposed to see water and you can put on your bed. Really? So for, you don't like messy sacks and women. Yeah, there's these throw, like throw like it's like a night looks like a nice throw comes to different colors You throw it on your bed like a you know to me like a blanket But it's fuzzy and cool and you can have sex on top of it And then you can just throw it on the wash and then you could get into your bed. Oh my god. Do you want one? No, I'm fine, but I'm not you won't take any of my sex stories. Whatever. No, no, no

Levi's made these amazing jeans that have this fabric on it and they're totally waterproof. Really? Like if you put water on top of the jeans, you can just like play around with the water and the water will just stay the way on top of it. Did you get a pair? I didn't get a pair yet, but I'm a little bit more.

I need that because I spill coffee on myself every morning. I swear to God, the coffee will just come right off and there will be no stain. That's amazing. It will just fall right off. Levi's? Yeah, it's crazy. Oh, right? Now that's what I want my sheets made out of. Yeah. It is like push the- But they make stuff like that. They make like these things called like sport. They make sheets for people who have- It is, it will just be the water or the liquids. Right. It's a bead. They make that. It's crazy. I'll get you. I'm going to get it for you.

OK. But you don't usually think I give you. It's cool. What are you talking? You're mad because I haven't used a candle. See, this is why I said, if you won the lottery, and you gave me, I wouldn't take 50 grand from you because you would tell me about it all the time.

I'm proving it to you right now. You gave me one of these candles. I don't remember that, but you won't take a 50 grand. You gave me one of these candles. I remember that but you won't take my 50 gram. You You gave me one of these candles. I haven't used it yet and bring it up all the time because it's amazing Jimmy Jane dot com makes these candles and their massage candles that you pour it because it's great for couples It's a massage candle and it's it lights like a regular candle and then the wax pools and it burns cooler than most candles and and it's and you can pour it out of your partner's body and it turns into the

most delicious smelling feeling massage oil that you rub into your partner it's not messy does it's not like how wax gets all flaky it doesn't do that it turns into literal massage it's a coolest thing massage candle go buy it at Jimmy Jane use coupon code whatever and don't get me, I'll still take the 50 grand, but I'm just like, ah, trotting that. I just feel like you're not experimenting with the things I'm giving you. I want to give you masturbation sleeves and all these things that you won't use. Well, maybe I'm just happy with what I'm doing now.

I don't think you are. Why, you don't think I am because what? And next thing I know, I'm using what is the most powerful vibrator out there? Hotbox. Hotbox. But the Hattachi Magic One is also one of them. I'm going from the Hattachi Magic No. First I'll go in from the candle.

And then I'm going to go to the Hattachi Magic One. The thing I'm going to go to is the Hotbox. You're going to be furry. Or a furry and a hotbox. And then I'm going to invent my own, which I've been working on, a lab in Japan, which is the dump truck. And then the dump truck is going to get released. And then I'm just going to get no sexual pleasure after that.

What is the dump truck? It's the sexual device that I'm working on. Oh my god, you're working on a sexual device. You're the last person that you work on a sexual device. I have scientists in Japan working on it. Shut up, men. Speaking of sexual device, though, my app, Kegelcamp, you can buy it in the iTunes store. Kgle exercises are good for men and women and I have to say

that at the show at this laundry show there was tons of all these exercise balls and stuff that you can put in your vagina or you can use them to do men can use do kagels too helps them improve their sex life and you should download my app and do more kagels but they have all these toys now that you can use to do your Kaggle exercises. I just don all these toys now that you can use to do your kegel exercises. I just don't take that. Because that's something that I invented. The kegel exercise does not tie your vagina

I found out last week. It doesn't what? Tine your vagina. Which is called me. I didn't tell you asked if it did. I said it helps you have longer stronger orgasms and the muscles can clench more. Yeah.

If I do kegels and we're having sex, I can clench those muscles around your penis. Like a grip. Cool. Cool. I can, if I do kegels and we're having sex, I can clench those muscles around your penis, like a grip. Cool. Cool. So there's that. But it's not like that I've a giant ass shrunk. Yeah, download it. And you are working on Android because people ask you about that. I know. I'm doing on Android right now. It's an iPhone. And I'm also doing another app, which I can't tell you about, yeah. What? Yeah, doing another app. You're just app crazy. I'm app crazy. Oh my god. And I've got another one 101 sex tips from sex with Emily. Okay We're gonna move into our show topic role playing

All right, your favorite topic It is because I always came I come up with these amazing role playing Themes and you don't seem to be down with them at all. I don't want to dress up as the hamburger from McDonald's No, I don't I don't mind. It's once me just with there are Wendy from Wendy's and I just said if the man of your dreams He's totally perfect everything you ever wanted and then one night he comes to you He's like I want you to dress up as the hamburger McDonald's would you do it and you said no to the man of your dreams Well, I'm having time to think about it and if that was really got him hot like you got a big boner Because I was dressed up

The friggin hamburger with those crazy teeth and glasses or whatever he wears Avi and her did you wear like the this flying glasses? Yeah, I know he's a burger. Yeah, he's a burger. Yeah, yeah It's a burglar eyes. He knows like a bandana around his eyes or something whatever it is. I mean fine Fine fine. Okay, okay, that's all role-playing is about that's what we're going to get into. Why to do it? Why we should role play? What about if he said I want you to dress up as the octo mom. Like he was like for somebody that he really thought the octo mom was like really hot when she was pregnant. So you would have to dress up as the octo mom. A pregnant octo mom? Yeah. To make him hot.

What do you think about that? Well then I wouldn't feel hot. So I would need to feel hot too That's the thing about roleplaying you both need to feel hot the act of mom damn, but he threw like hundred dollar bills at you At the same time. Oh, you think that how many hundred dollar bills at least five Yeah, I wonder why dude money's tight these days come on Okay, so I so anyway in Vegas was until an international and ratio, but they also it was in conjunction with the Halloween show. Uh-huh. So it was like it was a huge, but you know, Vegas is the convention center. There was ballrooms and ballrooms of just Halloween costumes and clothes. It's all the retailers are all the wholesalers, whatever. They're the retailers who were trying to sell the wholesalers, whatever.

So I saw these costumes and maybe think about role playing because I like there's all the school goal universe. There's like a hundred school or uniforms and nurses uniforms and all the stuff that we a lot of people want to have to go dress up all the time. There's a lot of team parties that happen. Or they're just naked on the street, but people can do it because most times sex happens without any preparation or planning. Most of time sex is just like whatever we're just gonna bang. But role playing takes a little bit more planning. I saw a guy with a kill it on the way over here Right. What do you think that was hot? No

Okay, but unless he was doing it for some way. Yeah, you can like pull up the kill real fast and kind of sex Yeah, like women and skirts. Do you like having sex with women and skirts? It's kind of hot. Yeah Don't because every guy like that fantasy Yeah, they do. Yeah, well, they don't like they're always you're not wearing underwear Yeah, that do. Is that what they do? Well, they don't like, you're not wearing underwear, they'll keep the type of sex role. That's hot. Yeah, yeah. It is.

No, right? You agree? Oh my god. You're really doing things that are hot that are hot. Okay. With sexual role play, this never happens because you know you're part of an act that will eventually end with sex. So it's not that it is random with sexual role play.

The whole time you're thinking about nothing but sex and you're getting a rouse thinking about it and you can't wait to pounce on your mate. So the benefits of role playing, they give you and you can't wait to pounce on your mate. So the benefits of role-playing, they give you and your partner the chance to open up to each other. It challenges you to communicate your feelings. So it's something different you can do to spice it up, right? You might be surprised at your own actions

or your partners are in role-playing and discover an unknown turn on. Maybe you really enjoy being dominated so you can be tied up and have like a leash on you or something, like a dog. Role-playing also allows you to try new positions without having to bring up the topic bluntly or awkwardly. So you got to ease into it, right? So you got to, if you're unsure how to raise a subject, try hints. These are how you ease into roll play. You would look so sexy in something like that when

you pass a laundry store when you're with your girlfriend or your partner. Or I'd like to put cuffs on you tonight. When you see a cup, when you see a cop and great ways to plan the first seeds of a healthy dose of role-playing, when you're watching a movie together. If you both connect with the characters, talk about them and what their sex is. If you'd be like, imagine yourself in that position. So you use humor and you use conversation around

like everyday items to figure out what you are into and what would turn you on. So, um. Okay, give me a role playing scenario. Okay, so role playing scenario would be, uh, for you, that you think would be hot, not one that I made up, uh, as you dressed up as a lobster or something. I've got all these common things. I like the school. I've got a really hot school goal uniform.

I bought it. I made it actually. It's one of these cute little like short, I knit it. I sewed it. No, I did so part bought it. I made it actually. It's one of these cute little like short. I knit it. I sewed it. No, I did so part of it, but it's just so it's one of those little it's so cliche, but that's a really common one. The little schoolgirl thing with the with the thigh highs and the tight. So I'd be into that. Like if a guy was like, we wear that. Like I actually got it because it was guys eating. He's like, I love the schoolgirl thing. So I like put me this whole outfit and it was hot. Like I think that couples just don't take the time they've been with the partner for a while and they're like, yeah,

they've been hard to see a dress up, but they don't do anything about it. Guys don't do anything about like buy or something. Take her shopping. You guys are probably always walking through the malls and have crazy costumes. You look really hot in that. And that's a way women want to feel hot. Guys know what turns them on. So this is a way to roleplay and dress up and do something fun together. So I think I'd like the schoolgirl. There was the hottest nurses uniform at this lingerie show that was just super cute, white little shorts and little things. And I just thought I would look very cute. I wanted to buy like every costume, but I don't do it either because I'm,

I feel like even my guy I've been with, I don't know that he is even into it, but maybe he is. I should talk about it. And it's awkward. You feel like it's awkward to be like, well, I'm really gonna do that. I'm gonna be the pizza delivery boy and she's gonna be the woman answering the door. But it works. Spice is up. You should just totally, like, you know,

you're at your house, you're watching TV and say, hey, I'll be right back. And then you walk off, paint yourself completely blue, like Avatar, and then walk right back into the living room and see what he says. He might think it's hot. I think it would be hot. Well, they were selling off this latex paint at the festival that people were walking around naked with more latex over their bodies. That'd be hot. It'd have to dry. I don't think it would, yeah, I could. Maybe it's quick drying paint or something.

Quick drying paint. Blue paint. I like it. What would you want some woman to dress up as? Well, when I want her to dress up as a serious now, being serious. I, I, you know, my, my favorite thing, you know, is the, the, the, the tall socks. The really tall, right? You love tall socks. I love that. I love that. That's comes along with the school girl No, you guys those are like more like pantyhose type what I'm talking about like the real deal Socks and then some short shorts in the top. I like that. That's cute

That's not too crazy. No, but that's hot. You know what? Every guy has a thing that they think is hot and every woman has something that makes her feel sexy You know, it's super hot. What? Is when they wash the dishes? That's what women say about men. Men who do housework turns them on. Turns me on like crazy. And when they do my laundry, oh my god. Really?

Does it really make you want a banger though? It makes me. You're like, oh my god, my socks have never been so white. Come over here and you put them up. Yeah. It's the least I can do for all the work she's done. Oh my god. OK.

It's please her. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Okay. Cracking a joke about a weird request you have or how silly you feel for even thinking of such a thing is a great way to make your partner feel comfortable about a situation they may initially feel uneasy about. So you can joke about and be like, I think you'd be really hot. I want to dress up as the blues brothers. Yeah. Do you? I used to love the blues brothers. So you got to make it fair. You got to the less than you want to do a show but her door with a blonde wig and a cheerleading outfit for her and nothing for you. So the guy's kind of got to get into it too.

I know. So it's not you have to do with your insecurities because a lot of people are insecure about role-playing, right? This isn't about giving an Oscar worthy performance. It's about having fun. So don't feel compelled to stay in character the whole time. Be spontaneous and improvising. Even if you just dressed up and had good, cool sex, that would be great too. I want you to dress up as Paraselton. That's easy.

I've been friends with you two that a few years ago, really. Do you think she's hot? No, I know. No. But she's a nice lady. You can dress up as her very easily, though. They've all these models that kind of look like Parasel at the thing like that there's like a look. Yeah, her something gets a lot of flagged, but she's nice and in real life. I've met her. She's sweet. Okay. I've met her too. Whatever. What else?

The key is to be confident and never forget that you're you're the one getting off not your character or someone else. So you've got to set a date. If you're going to do some role playing a green a scenario beforehand where you both understand your roles and preparation. What will you need handcuffs or a video camera? So you could uh some things you could do. So beginner scenarios to get you started with role playing. Bartender. Which comes from work, you play the bartender. Let her tell you about her day while you make her drinks and offer advice and continuously flatter her Women love flattery when she offers by you drink tired You have to go to the dance floor and do a sexy dance for you first But then she'll probably be tipsy enough to follow through with no questions asked

She tries to kiss you or touch you play hard to get in a former that you can't make business with pleasure Like it's like that playing that like I'm the bartender and you're the thing. Yeah, you can do that at your house That'd be kind of fun. A couple of things that you would laugh at it, but I think it could be fun. That would be hot. I would just like a guy to tell me that he thinks that something is hot. He's like, you'd be hot in that. I'd be like, I'm going to go wear that right now.

Put it on. Put it on. Okay, then there's the stripper customer. Oh no. Any woman can pretend to be an exotic dancer and any man can play a spectator or vice versa. Build an experience you've had in strip gubs and follow the rules, tip generously, and while she can touch you, you can't touch her.

Lab dance, that wouldn't turn you on. Do you know what turn me on is a woman that was wearing some air meds boots that she bought herself? Really? Yes, that would really turn me on. Okay, that's good to know. And anyway, those Yes, that would really turn me on. Okay, that's good to do. And anyway, those are, that's probably like how much you think.

$1,000 for the boots. A thousand? For the way more than that. 2000? They're back. Oh, Airmass, their handbags are 10,000, so I don't know what their boots are. I don't even know. The boots probably like 6,000,000.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Oh my god, Vegas, I wanted to buy everything. Oh, that shit there. The Christian Lubiton stores, and you see that? Oh my God, yes, I started an hyperventilating. Yeah. I love Christian. Oh my God, there's a lot of looticals.

They're like seven, eight inches. Not that I'm a foot fetish guy, because I'm not at all, but I can appreciate the, like the detail of these shoes that we're talking about, the Christian Lubatons, the Google them. They're like crazy, awesome. Yeah. For guys, you're gonna look super cool if you know about these shoes. Yeah, they're called the red bottoms

They have the red bottoms and they're making them for men now some guy told me. Yeah, yeah, they had a selection They're in there like a grand for yeah, they're like They're hideous I want to pair so bad. I don't know when I wear a San Francisco. You got all the hills But it's like they're like seven and tails and they're hot So if I got like I like when a guy and with a guy and he's like, that's so hot, leave your heels on. Like if we're having sacks, he's like, leave your shoes on or lift up your skirt. Like that all that stuff is super hot.

I think the boots that go up to the knees are super hot. Not the ones that go over the knees because of the size. They look, do make girls look stumpy. It looks stumpy. And it looks like you're gonna go fly fishing somewhere. Yeah. In front of the granteed tons. Yeah, exactly.

And while alming or something. Yeah, exactly. And while loaming or something. Do not wear the ones that go to the sea. I don't think those are how to either. I had a pair of ones that got rid of them. They weren't good. Do you know what's also not hot? What's this? Super high waste?

High waste of genes. Yeah, they're not attractive. Not attractive at all. Where are the popular in 70s or something like that? Maybe. Not hot. It looks like you have a fupa. You don't want a fupa?

No. No. Fupa is, you can defend someone right now. No, no, I'm not going to defend anybody. I just want to be able to say it in a classy way. But I mean, the fupa way is the classy way to say it. But the break it down when it is. It looks like you have a lot of vagina fat around. Oh, know, God and this is for what what were you talking about? We're the high-waists

Oh, yeah, you got to show your motorcycle like you'd say you have a lot of fat in Frank or Fagina That's what it looks like if you wear okay, I'm just gonna say pussy fat people are like oh, she has so much That's a oh god I never heard that. Yeah. And guys are saying that to all the women that are walking by that, the where those sheens, they don't think they're hot. It's only other women that thinks that stuff is hot. I know.

It's on her. Guys don't care about the handbag that you're wearing. I know. Guys really don't care. But we feel, but we, here's the thing. And just want to show off the other six. No, no, no, no. We feel sexier, hotter, if we're wearing something nice that we covet and we feel good

and the ones we get it. So it's not even about, it's about us feeling more confident with things like that, with nice or shoes or nice or bags, I'm saying most women. It's not just to impress other women, it's to make ourselves feel good. Like why you wear certain your glasses or whatever, they make you feel sexy. They do make you feel sexy, I feel sexy right now. I know, I know, I know, I know, I feel sexy. I'm going to leave you here and go to the bar.

Are you? I can't wait to leave and go to the bar. I'm going to say, hey girl, look at my glasses. I'm saying sexy right now. I know. I'm gonna leave here and go to the bar. Are you? I can't wait to leave and go to the bar. I'm gonna say, hey girl, look at my glasses. Exactly. Well that's why men choose what they wear, women choose what they wear. This makes you feel sexy. Okay, there's the porn star and director if you want to make your own home film. Be a porn director filming his favorite actors pleasureing herself.

Give her very precise directions and make sure she's a real orgasm. Viewers can always tell when it's fake. You are against this. Why are you even talking about that? Why am I against what? No, you don't have to make a video, but you could be a porn director. I'm talking about role-playing in different scenarios that you can do. Yeah, but that should be a camera involved if you're doing the porn. But you don't have to have a camera involved. You can just pretend you're a porn director. You could tape it, but then you should demolish it after unless you want to end up like

every other person with sex tape, although a lot of them make a lot of money. Okay, older man, younger women, playing older experience, man, teaching a shy young woman in the art of sex, be a firm guy and teach her everything you know. It's a popular roleplay scenario. Employee boss, be the stern boss and teach your employee lesson in leadership. Sexual tensions weren't high at the office and it will come to a head for the two of you. Oh, I saw some cute of those hot like work, business tire uniforms, the tie, women, tie sexy things, I should have bought some stuff.

Patient doctor, play the doctor that gets to do spies less severe patient or the flustered sex therapist, unsuccessfully trying to cure an infomaniac. Ooh, those infomaniacs are incredible. Exactly. Teacher students, if you like authoritative roles, play a teacher who punishes his troublemaker.

This would be for me and my schoolgirl uniform. Who punishes his troublemaker student, or suggests a new way for your student to get off easy for what she's done. Get it, get off easy. You want an A? You want an A? You better suck my, my weiner. My thermometer, my thermometer, my ruler.

Cop thief, let her be the cop who nabs you the thief. Think of a creative way to get the beautiful cop to set you free. As far as you want to go. I like the hot cop. If we're talking about, they had those two. They'll have with the glasses and the things that you the hot cop. If we're talking about, they had those two. They'll have with the glasses and the thing. And the things are coming out.

If we're talking about Halloween, you know, where they just, Halloween costumes, right? Hot cop, always hot. The boxer is kind of hot too, when girls, you know, were in wife beaters and then boxing shorts. Oh yeah, that's cute.

That's kind of hot. The French made not hot anymore. French made not hot.. French made not hot. French made's played out. French made's played out. I agree. Cheerleader, cheerleader. Getting to be a little bit played out,

but not too bad. No, it's still short skirt and those high socks. Not to offend anybody that I want to high school with, but the cheerleader is not up to par. They weren't that cute, your high school? Oh, except for one. Except for one. That's such a bummer.

Except for one, she is super hot. And she's on the Denver Bronco cheerleading team. Oh, really? Yeah, of course. Yeah, she is worthy of being a cheerleader. Right, I was never cheerleader, but the cheerleaders in my high school were hot. And they were the cool girls.

I mean, I was cool, but I was not a cheerleader. I was more fringe, cheerleader. I was more French, I suppose. I was more friends with everybody that Oh, yeah, you just middle ground. No, it's cute middle ground. Yeah, but I'm the same middle ground friends with everyone Not a cheerleader, not a cheerleader. You were a nerd, but you weren't like super popular. No, I was super popular. Oh Are you? But I wasn't a cheerleader, but all the cheerleaders were the most popular when I was popular but I wasn't a cheerleader, but all the cheerleaders were the most popular. When I was popular, I was popular. I was level-a-pop-lead.

No one's checking. No one's checking. Okay, cop thief. Let her be the cop. Oh, you said that. Okay, go as far as you want to. If you feel as though the scenarios don't feel right, try switching roles.

You may feel more comfortable in a submissive role, and your woman might enjoy being the aggressor. A lot of men have fantasies about being submissive, and they don't ever play them out. They're like, I think it'd be cool to be dominated. So this is a good place to do it. You could do role-playing and have that scenario where you are being dominated.

You can say, let's reverse this, honey. I would like to play a bank robber, where you just give me all your ATM cards and everything. And you're just gonna steal my money. But it's liquid, liquidate you. That sounds awesome. It'd be awesome, right? Yeah, that would be really hot. I would love that. That would be awesome, right? Yeah, that would be really hot.

I would love that. That would be great. Oh my God. I love that. You can try that next time. That's good. These are all good ideas for this weekend. Take it at the end of the day. If you don't want to plan a whole scenario, take your girlfriend, boyfriend, shopping, and go pick out some fun outfits that you both feel fun and go on and play with them.

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