Sex With Emily - SWE: Miss Advised

Episode Date: April 6, 2012

Emily is excited to announce that she is starring in a reality television series called Miss Advised on Bravo TV. She had cameras follow her around for a few months while she dated and worked. Bravo wanted to see if she practice what she preached in her personal life and professional life.Emily debates sex rules that are out there - everything from sex on the first date to cuddling quotas. Hearing sex through the walls, short hair on girls, yes or no?, how to get your girlfriend into strap-ons, waiting to have sex, and dating your ex’s friend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Look into his eyes Then the eyes of a man obsessed by sex Eyes that mark our sacred institutions Betruma eyes they call them a lie Hey, Evelyn you got a boyfriend cuz my man E here. He just got his heart broken He thinks you're kind of cute the girls got a hairstand It's a lie the women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common moment?

What do you mean like laundry? It's shrink? Then we not talk about sex so much. Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I'm off here. I'm so drunk. Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.

You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. And there's so many things in between. Thanks everyone listening for the show. And we're excited because it's Friday, TGIF. We're excited to be here on Extreme Talk XM 165. And we're excited to give this free Friday show to all of our listeners.

And you can watch this show too. You can watch it and you can listen and do all those things. And we do free Friday shows for everyone. And we also do shows on Monday and Wednesdays, which you can pay for, which we would love your support. It's called Friends with Benefits Program. It's actually that late. What up, menace?

What is going on? Oh my God, it is a very, very huge day. Huge day. For the sex with Emily's show. Yeah. For yourself. For myself, I've got a big announcement. It's been a year holding this in. How hard has it been to hold this in? It's been so hard. It's been a little bit more than a year,

but I guess a year since I've known. Yeah. Pretty much. It's been a year. A year for sure, because I thought it was going to start the summer. Anyway, yeah, a year. I've got a really big secret that I can now release to the universe. It's I can't believe you know, it's finally this day has come. And do you believe that I I I kept you the secret for so long? I can I can't believe that. That's the most a miracle miraculous part. You're getting married. I'm not getting married and I'm not pregnant. But coming soon, and I've heard it's July, might be June, might be August, I have a reality show on the Bravo TV network. Everyone's got to get your cable on. It's called Misadvised.

It's about three single dating and relationship experts, one in New York, one in LA, and myself in San Francisco, and they want to follow us and are dating let they followed us and our Dating life and our work life to see if we practice what we preach So that's why if you were listening to our show in November December We couldn't do as many shows because we had a crew here for about two and a half months Yeah, I know a lot of people are upset. They're like what's going on? Yeah, it's getting lazy and we just couldn't tell anybody I wasn't a lives in contract I've been sued for

a million dollars and you know I don't have that. So I'm so glad and I'm excited and I think there's a preview on Bravo if you go to Bravo if you go to my sex with Emily Page you can see it on Facebook. Yeah you can do that. You can do that. It's on also if you go to BravoTV.com. BravoTV.com. It's called Misadvised two words and you search for it and I did a lot of crazy things

I went on dates with people I You don't want to get very thing away. No, it was fun. So TV show coming soon. Menace is a big star in it No, no, no, no, no, no, menace is in it a lot No, menace gives me crap and they're like we like that guy because he's always being fun to me So I'll probably end it up on the cutting No, you're in the promo. Yeah, you don't even see me. But I like a reaction because it's totally us, it's totally us where you're just like

upset about something I said. I like, what about, what did I say? You're like, what about if everyone's wrong? And I'm right. Yeah. I'm like, well everyone's wrong and I'm right. This is the promo. You got to check it out.

And you're very excited. And it should be earring in July It's just such a relief to be able to talk about I know we're all your friends surprise that you didn't tell everyone was crazy I you know I posted up on Facebook and it just like it just blew up I know blue up everyone wet nuts And what's funny is there was actually two rollo shows being taped at the same time in the same area. Yeah. And another one is called Silicon Valley. Oh right. And so in all the confusion because both of the shows

got announced at the same time. Exactly. Everyone thought I was part of the Silicon Valley show. I was like, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Sex with Emily, that's right. There's a bunch of new shows coming in on Bravo. So that's also why menace that I've been talking about

TV a lot because I had to start watching television. So I knew what the hell I was gonna do. Yeah, it's funny because you were taping the show and you never watched any of the previous shows. I had never seen a television which I think was a good and a bad thing. I do too, good and bad. I wouldn't have helped me during some of it,

but now I'm obsessed in watching TV. So that's why we tag our TV but I hope everyone's gonna watch it and support the show and tell your friends. I'm really excited about that. That's really cool. I know, and today's show we've got, we're talking about your dating and your sex rules,

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Oh, the doorbell. My phone's a doorbell. Oh, it's the man who drank. She just walked in. Oh my God. Hi, man. Hi, man. Hi.

Hi, man. Hi. So you want to see the dress of that? I also, you want to hamburger. People love that crap. I know I was getting tweeted. Did you get see that? Our listeners were tween as photos of the hamburger.

Yes, menist things I should dress as the hamburger for some guy. No, just because the man of your dreams wanted that. As a fan of my dreams, he was perfect in every other way, but he wanted me to dress as the hamburger to turn him on, I would do it. Oh, now you would do it Well, I'm just coming around because I feel like I'm all about open love free sex whatever turns around whatever floats your boat

Yeah, and if it floats his boat Wow, I'm glad you're turning around. Thanks honey. Me and the hamburger glor Then I find thanks baby. I'm trying to try to be a better bigger person here on the world But it's Friday and it's the weekend. I'm so it's Easter weekend. So happy Easter to people who celebrate Easter. Happy Easter. And apparently it's Passover. I'm Jewish so I didn't know that, but it's Passover. Right. Right, Stephen, this weekend. Yeah. Passover. So it's a big satire. You eat Mata and you can't eat bread for seven days, I think. And you what? God killed doesn't kill you. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. And you eat Mots and you do this thing called a satire. I got to deal with my God

children. I'm responsible for their religion. So I'm just a throw a satire for them. No time to do it. But I am going to go to the park. Apparently, okay. Okay, forget the God children. Yeah. But in the park on Sunday, Dolores Park with all the hipsters in San Francisco. Yeah. There's apparently a whole Easter thing going on. Like, there's like the people, the lots, you know, it's a big gay crowd too. They all went, oh my God.

I know what I need to do. They all dress as Easter bunnies in Jesus Christ and there's like a bunch of kids and it's fun. Not F that. There's gay Jesus' and there's kids. Yeah. There's something really cool that happens here in San Francisco And I miss it. I'm here. What on Easter because I forget it right it down what it's the big wheel race

Oh, you know that yes, that's happening in the park too hundreds They moved it to the park. I think so someone else told me about that. Yeah hundreds of people get on I'm gonna go. Yeah, I'm gonna go so bad done right it down. Okay, I'm done I have to go I remember it done. Let's go. Okay. I'm done. I have to go. I remembered it about it last minute last year and I only caught like two seconds. Wait, people build their own big wheels.

Yeah, they go to Toys for Us and they buy one. I want a big, I love big wheels and you race them. Yeah, you just race them down the hill. I love San Francisco. And do you think it'll be nice this weekend? I haven't even checked the weather. It looks nice now. I gotta check the weather. It looks very nice. Okay, so that's good. So then what. Do you think it'll be nice this weekend? I haven't even checked the weather. It looks nice now. I got to check the weather.

It looks very nice. Okay, so that's good. So then what else do you think? You're looking nice, honey. Hey, how are you doing? Oh my God, man, this is going to be a compliment. Hey. I love compliments.

You let's number one way to get in our pants as to compliment her obsessively and in obsess. Not obsessively. Not obsessively. What's the word? For a long time. Frequently. And without break?

So yeah, obsessively and intermittently, women love compliments. And if you're listening to this show, sex only because you want to know how to get laid. And not just like, you look hot, like, noise rack, but like, really, I really like your shoes. Your hair looks really nice today. God, you look really pretty. Like, just whatever it is, I mean, I'm telling you that I just would have dinner with a friend the other night. And he was saying one of the reasons he's a dude, no. He broke up with this girlfriend because she never complimented

him. He's like, it was one of the reasons she never told me I was attractive or sexy. He's super successful. He's super attractive. And she never ever told me that. And he's like, I need to hear that. We all need to hear that. And I don't think it's what a bitch. So I don't think that it's just men. I think it's women too. You're gonna get so many compliments when you get on TV. How do you do that?

Or death threats? No, just kidding. Why do you think I get compliments? All right, I think people are gonna really like you. I hope so, honey. I was really real. They followed us for two and a half months. I was totally myself.

I don't regret anything that I did. And I like I really portrayed myself in in in in my true light. Like I wasn't trying to be something I was and they filmed in my apartment that's not like, you know, fake apartment. It's not fake apartment. It's like my real fucking digs and the only thing that I think that people, the only backlash that you might get people might get a little frustrated with you on Your thoughts on dating. Yeah, I love dating and marriage Listen to the oh right. Yeah, but these are people that don't listen to the radio show don't know you they're like This bitch is crazy. You should just get locked down with you know, they're recording exactly people don't understand Why I don't want to get married and have kids yet.

But I just, or ever, but I just, I'm, you know, the thing about the reality show misadvises that we're all different. We're all three single women who give dating advice. We're dating experts, they call us. And we all are dating on the show and trying, we're all single. And we all have different rules and different ways. That's why we're talking about rules today too. What are your dating sex and rules and when do you stick to

your rules and when do you break them? Because that's kind of what the show is about. Do we practice what we preach? Do we I say a lot to you guys every day during the show? But do I actually take my own advice? So I think there'll be some ways that maybe I do, maybe I don't, we'll have to see it in the final cut. But I'm not allowed to see any of the footage

except for what Bravo aired yesterday. And do you know that Andy Cohn aired it on his watch when it happens live last night? What? The clip? The three-minute clip. Yep. Did you say anything?

He didn't say anything. He just said, here's some upcoming shows in Bravo. I love Andy Cohn. I know, honey, we're gonna be on the show. It'll be awesome. I, um, yeah. Is there any other things that you're afraid of that might happen? I just afraid that, you know, it's really scary

when you put yourself out there on camera, like they're editing its eight episodes, they're gonna edit, they shot hundreds of hours and they're gonna edit into, you know, at a one hour, eight one hour shows. So they've obviously created a character around me and well, we need Emily to say this here and do that and did she do that and like so they're creating, I don't know what they're going to make of me.

So that makes me nervous that I could be misrepresented by the editing process. But I also again did not do anything that I regret. Cool. That I remember. I have a really bad memory. Yeah, you do. There was a few funny scenes with Madness though. We went out for drinks and did some things.

So it would be fun. Do you regret anything? No, I've told you the past did some things. So it'd be fun. Do you regret anything? No, I've told you the past week can't talk better right now, but there's just one thing. It was just talking about somebody before I met them. That's all. Okay, so it'll be fun. Check that out.

Come in summer to your cable box. It's crazy. Crazy times. And then we can finally talk about it. So it's interesting. So check out my pages, Sex with Emily on Facebook and Twitter, sex with Emily and you can find menace, white menace on everything and everything Instagram. I posted a screenshot of you and I together.

I haven't. Did you see it almost got like a hundred likes on it? For a good way. Yeah, my Facebook is just ridiculous. You put, oh, I haven't, I haven't been on Instagram. You haven't? I'm on Instagram to sex them We I just I've been busy, dude. Yeah, man. I put that screenshot. Oh my god. I'm so cute. Can I like it? Oh, no Your phone. Oh, you just a heavy phone. Yeah people love it. Oh my god. That's so cool

Yeah, it's awesome. It's gonna be awesome medicine. I intelligent Yeah, we're really excited about it. So how many times are we going to talk about it before it airs? I think every day. No, we're not being going to our listeners, right? You guys will be annoyed. Well, this reminds you that it's coming. Yeah, we'll remind you.

And we don't know yet when it's going to air, so I can't say much more about that right now. But it's going to be awesome and go check out the promo on my page or wherever. OK, we've got some sex in the news for you today. There's a condom stashing iPhone case coming very, very soon. Really?

The playa case for iPhones is set to hit stores this summer with a bang. At least that's what its potential buyers are hoping for because the playa case's main feature is a sliding compartment that houses one condom. The cell phone for Casanova is reattails for 30 bucks. So guys, save an eats or check to score from grandma this weekend.

Can't you just stick it in your pocket in your wallet? I mean, it gets messed up in your wallet. It does get messed up in your wallet. And if you put in your pocket, it falls out. Just like that dude at the premiere of that. Yeah, that Zac Efron, he was the had a, I don't know, a teen, a tween premiere.

Yeah, yeah, it was for the Lorax, and he was on the red carpet and he dropped it. I love it. I love it. I've definitely done that before, where I've actually been in a business, and I dropped it, but I didn't notice it, and then some lady walked in and go,

oh, that's disgusting, so let me put a condom on the floor, and I just pretended it wasn't me. Of course he did, you're oh, that's disgusting. So we put a condom on floor and I just pretended it wasn't me. Of course he did. You're like, that is disgusting. I dropped tampons before in the middle of a row. That's not dirty tampons just in the wrapper, but that's embarrassing too.

Oh, I had that happen actually at the airport too, where the person going through my bag dropped the condoms on the ground. Oh, yeah, embarrassing. But whatever we all get laid, whatever we all want to get laid. We all want to get laid or we're trying to get laid. I'm getting down, girl, don't you? Are you going to have sex this weekend?

I, yeah, maybe. I don't have sex, yeah, I'm sure. I will. I have really no plans, I believe. That's the best concept. Except for the big role race, and I'm sure there's going to be a lot of... Do we meet up there and drink and stuff? Yeah, I'm sure a lot of sex is gonna. Is lot of the day. Yeah, it's a ring day. I think it's a Laura's park, but maybe not

No, they they need a race way. Yeah, they usually actually they used to do it down Lumberidge Street Oh crazy the curvy a street in the world is actually not a Monge Street you're right for Mont Street in San Francisco. Oh, I drive that too But I will call you. Let's know when it's going down. Okay. Promise. Call me every five minutes.

I will. I love when we call. Tots. Okay. So our next section, the news story, new need for post birth, Kagle exercises. Rate of twins has doubled in the last 20 years. Post. Post.

So Kagle exercises help women with urinary condense. So, one of the big things about caggles is women, you have babies, my friend had came to my office with a baby yesterday and she's like, oh my god, I have to do caggles. Because what happens is your bladder gets loose and you have something called urinary condense and you need to tighten those muscles

so you don't basically pee in your pants every minute. Oh yeah, that's... It leaks. Yeah, that happens's it. It's like leaks. Yeah, that happens a lot. That happens a lot. So, Kaggle exercises are for men and women, but the American concept of buy one, get one free, has extended to babies

in the past two decades. Listen to this. One in 30 children born today are a twin. Wow. That's friggin' crazy. That's insane. One in 30? I know a couple set of twins. Yeah, I do too.

With women using fertility treatments and giving birth at older ages, the likelihood for twin triplets and other multiples has drastically increased. For triplets in 2009, they reported in every 651 babies. That's over four times as many as in 1980. It's, you do, it does seem like everyone's having through in every celebrity, but it's because they're older and using fertility treatments. But caggle exercises, I've an app called Caggle Camp. You can download it in the iTunes store, and it helps you do your caggle exercises,

which are really good for men and women. It helps you have longer, stronger orgasms, maintain interactions, and my voice walks you through it. I would love to have twins if I had children. Yeah, get it all out of the way it wants. You might if you keep waiting. That'd be cool. Yeah.

If you keep waiting, uh, wait. Wait, you're young. I know. I'm going to have quadriplets, whatever. I'm going to have like 18 children. Okay. Georgia town flooded with, oh, this is so bad. What?

Georgia town flooded with photos of woman's ass court courtesy of her ex boyfriend Yes He's pissed I guess taking the whole post-naking pictures of your ex online form of petty revenge one step further That's not good, though A man in Lawrenceville, Georgia has posted a racy cell phone picture of his ex-girlfriend complete with her name, address, and phone number in bathrooms, barbershops, and garden supply stores all over her hometown. The woman who recently ended her relationship with the vengeful public artist has since been afraid to leave her house to answer the phone with calls and texts coming from places

as varied as red lobster. This shell station and lows. So basically this douchebag she broke up with was like, I'm going to get her back and I'm going to post pictures of her naked ass and put her phone number on it. That's mean. Small little town. It's probably a town. Lawrenceville, Georgia. Yeah. Lawrenceville, Georgia. I mean, I think that X's are idiots. I had an X1 to do something very revengeful to me. You'll you probably you remember the story at the time, but something really bad happened.

I told him a secret about something that was very personal and we broke up and he posted it on Facebook. I blocked him from Facebook and he was awful. So revenge sucks and people are assholes and get over it and move on and whatever. I mean, look, if somebody cheats on you or whatever they do, being revengeful is not gonna do anything. But what happens is people don't take a deep breath.

They're like, this is what I wanna get you. It's in that anger stage. There's like five stages of grieving. It's like death. And the first stage is anger. And if you get caught in that angry stage when you first break up with somebody, you're gonna do something crazy. Like group off the windshield wipers and post naked

pictures of their ass throughout the town. Yeah, I mean, I would never do that. I would never do that. I'm not a mean person. I'm not spifeful. Okay, so Kim and Kanye, it's official apparently because they went to the movies. Oh my God. No, I was so excited yesterday.

Why? Because Russell Simmons, who owns Dev Jam recordings, he tweeted, he's like, new Kanye. And so he tweeted out a link and it was to a new Kanye song. And I'm like, yes, you know me. Right, you love Kanye West. Love Kanye. I feel I understand him, even though he comes off as a old douche.

That's why you understand him. That's why I understand him. And it was a new Kanye song. And 30 seconds in the song, he starts talking about Kim Kardashian, saying how he's in love with her. 30 minutes into the song. He's like, the only person that I have respect for is Wiz. And now Wiz is the person that Wiz Khalifa is the guy that's engaged to his ex girlfriend. Okay. And he's like the only person I have respect for is Wiz because I fell in love with Kim right

when she fell in love with him talking about his ex girlfriend. Okay. I fell in love with with was califa. So they're dating in love. He dropped a song about her online and they just once all hunger games. I don't know. Oh my God. So that's good. She was single for about, you know, six days or something. And I was talking earlier today with a friend of mine and she said, Kanye West's ugly, Kim Kardashian can do way better and all this stuff. But you love Kanye. And I said, Kardashian can do way better and all this stuff. But you love Kanye. And I said, how do you not believe that Kanye can pull somebody like Kim Kardashian?

Women love guys that are confident. Kanye West is pretty confident about himself. And confidence is the most, is the sexiest thing in an individual for a man and for women. And I believe that Kanye West can keep a woman in check like Kim Kardashian. Yeah, that's it. I believe that he could do it in such a way

where it would work. Because remember when we talked about Kim Kardashian in the past, where we felt she could only date something that's totally submissive. Right. Because she would have to be in control of the situation But I think that Connie West is so

Confident in himself that she would bow down to him. Yeah, maybe maybe maybe she needs to get get get get get whipped into shape Yeah, I don't know. I mean, they say it takes half your relationship to half as long as you were dating If you're going through a breakup right now, let's say you dated some for two years They say it takes a year to get over them. She was married for 72 days, so that's 36 days she's over them. Yeah. So she started to move on. Okay.

You think it's gonna last? Kim and Kanye? Yeah. No. No, I don't think- There's gonna be lots of egos, butting heads. Do you think she's gonna give up? She needs to be all told to get married for a fourth time?

Not, I don't believe that. I think I would have. I believe careers would probably come in. But maybe I do not know what's gonna happen with anyone. You never know, you can look at it. You never know which couples work, which couples don't work. We'll see what happens.

Sexual athletics bench causes alarm for upper class hotel. Guests of the five-star clay hall hotel in the quaint, riverside, English town of Spalding are getting more than they bargained for. With a bench facing their rooms being turned into a prime local shagging spot. So, apparently, people from the town are coming to this bench in this hotel and having sex. The under 30s and the Eastern European's go on so long it's as if they're turning making love into an Olympic sport. The cold winter put in the cold winter put an end to the public passion. The whole staff is now calling the

police up to three times a day. I would not want to be staying at that hotel I don't want money back. Why not? I was staying in the bench. I would not want to be staying at that hotel at all in money back. Why not? I was staying in a bench. I don't want to listen to random people having sex outside my nice hotel room. That is so prudent of you. No, I don't want to listen to random people having sex ever. I want to listen to people I want to watch porn

or people I know having sex. But I don't want to hear random people having sex is distracting. I heard random people having sex the other day and I didn't even tell you about it because I totally forgot. The power went out on my block. Okay.

And it was pitch black. It was during nighttime. So I opened up the door into the hallway where all the other apartment shared the hallway. And all I hear is, like they didn't care that the power is out. They're just going. What I was going to do. I never heard that before in my apartment building, but they were crazy.

That's crazy. They were going. It's that turn you want to hear people having sex. Uh, slightly. But at the same time, I was still shocked. I was like, why do you know who they are? I didn't know who they were. I was trying to figure out which apartment

those come from. Well, you know that I have lesbians next door and downstairs. And if the thinnest apartment wall has that have ever been created in the world, my apartment buildings from the 1900s, and I can hear her, their lesbians next door below, I can hear her tongue on her vagina. That's how frigging thin the walls are.

They have sex all the time, downstairs, and then right below me, and I hear them going off all the time. That's hot. Yeah, and they get on you for walking around the heels, Chris. Oh my God, I wear heels all the time. I wear my uggs now, and I go home and I put on flip-flops, but they hate me.

Because I'm loud, I'm loud, I'm on the phone, I'm talking, I wear heels, I'm on the top floor, but you know what bitch, you should get on the top floor too. Yeah, ho. Ho? Get your ass on the top floor. Why the hell do you think I live on the top floor of the apartment building? I like to listen to people. It is pretty loud though, because I sit in a soundproof room.

I'm usually here before you, except for today. Oh, no, not this story again. I was an hour late. But every time you get here to the studio, I can hear you from a cross-room as I sit in a soundproof room. I wear high heels, five inches every day. Can't help it. Can't walk without them.

What did you become obsessed with the five-inch heel? Well, you know, it's funny because I was looking at some of my older shoes and I realized they were three-inch heels. They just get bigger and bigger. And they're too short for me now. Oh, your size queen. I'm a size queen. I'm a five-inch size queen.

I met a guy when I was in Vegas last week who said he'd buy me a pair of Christian Louis Vuitton. Oh, you love that. And I gave him my address and my shoe size, but they've had me on it. You're adding a senior shoe size? He said he'd send me a pair. He didn't send me a pair yet.

These are like $900 shoes that I really want to pair off. Well, the cheapest ones are 600 He didn't send me a period. These are like $900 shoes that I really want to pair off. The cheapest ones are 600 something. You want me to buy you pair? If I get my new job, I'll buy you a pair. Okay, got it. Because I'll make enough money. Okay, I'll get you a pair too.

Thank you. Or something whatever you want. Okay, well, we've got some emails for you. Thanks to you're listening to the Sex with Emily Show. And we love our show. We love you listening. You can listen to us on sexthelmy.com and get us through iTunes or here on SiriusXM

Extreme Tag 165 and Friday nights. Okay, it's to me males from the peeps. Thanks for emailing us feedback at sexthelmy.com. Do you know in the Bay Area they say weepals. What's that mean? My people. My weepals? My weepals.

Like weepals. Yeah. Oh, my weepals. My weepals. My weepals. Like wee's and peepals? Yeah. Oh, my weepals. My weepals. Where's your my weepals? From the weepals. Here's the weepals. Okay, this is random, but dear Emily, kegels make kegels make me so horny.

Not at first, but after the first week or two, I actually feel like I needed sex. Not my mind, my body, LOL, from Lisa. She's referring to a probably referring to my keglicamp app, and it's true when you do more keglicar exercises, they take you five minutes a day, three minutes a day, and you will have stronger orgasms and you will be horny too. I've heard that. I get horny doing them.

You get how horny? I'm so horny. I'm doing them now. I'm doing them now. No, because you're... Are you getting really horny? Yeah. I'm getting all wet. Because they do, because you're really horny. Yeah, I'm gonna what?

Because they do because you're the pelts in your PC muscles. You're contracting releasing them And I can see that she get there. Well, did you say there you used to work use this workout? I used to get orgasms the gym when I did the thigh master machine the one that will you push your thighs in and out and Mostly women use that machine. And I would have crazy orgasms. There was like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I was freaking awesome. You think people can, can tell. No, they can see.

They couldn't tell. I wasn't going, oh, oh, oh, I wasn't making any noises. Sure, but there was a face probably, like a face or like a whole thing. It was like a holy shit. This is awesome. It's only 7 a.m. And I'm having an orgasm by myself. It was awesome.

Okay. Hey, Emily, just listen to the Deal Breakers podcast. Holy shit, this is awesome. It's only 7 a.m. and I'm having an orgasm by myself. It was awesome. Okay, hey, Emily, just listen to the Deal Breakers podcast and Menace said something about how guys don't find short hair attractive or women with short hair. Oh, God, here we go. Women with short hair aren't hot. He's so wrong. Please correct him, Kevin deal.

That's from Kevin. Menace, women with short hair can be super hot. I already did correct him, Kevin. Menace, women with short hair can be super hot. I already did correct him, Kevin. We just don't agree on this. People just take little things that I say and not listen to the whole sentence. No, no, menace, you, you, you were pretty clear. You, you, you pretty much said, I said, Hey, I said, Hey, there's going to be, there's going to be some guys out there that think it's super attractive. I took a survey with many men and they prefer, not like they wouldn't date a girl that had short hair,

but they prefer long hair. The only people that really think, oh, that's so cute, oh, she looks like a little pixie, oh, that's amazing, is other chicks. Because other chicks don't want other chicks to look hot. My brother loves short hair. Because they wanna take all your men. My brother, who you love? Yes look at. My brother loves short hair. Because they want to take all your men. My brother who you love?

Yes. Loves when we were short hair. So you can't speak for every man. Really speaking, so I really like that guy. I mean, you get like, Ben, or I love your brother. Yeah, but look, some women can actually pull it off and they look amazing. Yeah, you wouldn't.

But, you know what, they would look even more amazing if they had longer hair. I don't know, man. That's your opinion and that's fine, Kevin. But thanks for writing it because I don't agree with them. Kevin, don wouldn't. But, did you know what? They would look even more amazing if they had longer hair. I don't know, menace. That's your opinion, and that's fine, Kevin, but thanks for writing it, because I don't agree with them. Kevin, don't worry. It's fine. Okay, but I'm not going to stop you from dating chicks with short hair.

Yeah, I don't agree, but that's Kevin. I'm telling him that he's wrong. Okay, dear Emily, we are married couple looking for a sex-positive psychotherapist in North Dallas, Texas area to help us talk through our issues and find a solution. We would also consider talking to a therapist via Skype. Do you know of any or how to find one? Regarding Brian from Dallas, Texas, he's a premium friend of the benefits member. You people realize that if you become a friend of the benefits member on our website, you get

your answers to your emails right away and you get lots of other perks. So basically there are websites like Therapeutist ratings has its ratings with a Z that rates therapist by location and gives information on the therapist specialty. Also, Yelp can be really helpful because people share their intimate personal experiences and they rate the therapists. Now another way to do it, and I'm sure a lot of them do men's Skype now, I would go to

your primary care physician if you want your insurance to cover it and ask them for some recommendations and see if there's anyone in your in your coverage plan that works. And another thing, this might be something that you want to keep to yourself, but you might want to ask some friends or some people you know that I've had therapy. I found a lot of therapists through recommendation and I would also recommend seeing three people or two to three people because not everyone's going to be a good match. They're like shopping for therapists, like shopping for an apartment or a girlfriend or a boyfriend

or anything. You really like, there's some things you like, some things you don't like and you got to see how you die with them. So just because you find one name, you might not like that person. I had a therapist once who I loved, that's changed my life. I had my friend go, he's like, I couldn't stand her. So you just, it's really, it's so different. I had the vice versa experience.

So that's what I would say. So therapist ratings.com and Yelp is a great place and then talk to your physician. That's how you find it. Okay, hey there, Emily, it's not about domination for me. It's more about sex that can really bring a couple closer together, not to mention the fun, effing each other's bombs.

He's talking about anal sex. If my lover gets a... I didn't get that. If my lover gets a power trip out of it I'm happy for her as long as she doesn't get carried away and pummel my ass hard I'm single unfortunately though I do have a good friend that I get along with and is seemingly open by cha to chatting about sex I've spoken to her over the phone. Yeah, I haven't met her yet. I'm hoping she's the one I believe one can still have an amazing and kinky sex they desire with one partner.

Not sure how to bring up the subject of pegging with the lover. I'd have to be through phases. It'd have to be through phases to ease her into that she doesn't freak out. Maybe I can massage her buttocks and pay attention to the area and the hope she sooner or later to said does seem to me.

If she does, maybe I should push back on her hands or mouth, gyrating my hips and moaning and encouragement, question mark, nature, Sydney, Australia, premium friends and benefits member. Okay. Well, thanks for not being descriptive. That was so descriptive, I know.

Basically, he wants to be penetrated. And I got to tell you, oh, you talk about this in the show all the time. It's very common for men. It feels really good. There's butt plugs, there's different sex toys, there's strap on dildos. And I would say that how you broach it with her

is just kind of a conversation that's like, what are your fantasies? And you start talking to each other about what turned each other on. And you can tell her, just be like, you know what, I've never been penetrated my ass, but everyone, sex with Emily says it feels amazing. Because this is my fear. There's legions of straight men who are not experiencing this amazing feeling by getting

something stuck up their ass, their massage, their misage, and they're missing out on this incredible thing. It's like you are walking around with this experience, you could have walking around with this opportunity and you're not taking advantage of it. So I would say if she seems to be open to talking about sex, you can ask her, have you ever penetrated a man before you can ask her? She might say yes, which would be great. She might say no, what you'd say if you ever thought about it.

You could be like, well I've thought about it. I've been listening to the show about it. And I've always been a little curious. And that's how you can take it from there. There's things you can buy. There's the Velvet Thrust Kit from Good Vibrations. And anyone, if you want to buy anything from Good Vibes, you go to goodvibes.com. You use coupon code GVMLE15 for 15% off purchases from Good Vibrations.

They're awesome. And there's this harness kit. It's a velvet harness paired with the spot on stimulation of the Bullseye Dildo. Option of vibration stimulation from little bullet styles and a one bottle of out of lube is included. But you know, I'd start so with fingers. Maybe you do stick your finger up or button. She stings her finger up your butt, but a lot of times doesn't work that way, right? Menace? Yeah, it doesn't. I actually seen you don't watch these movies with the jackass movies.

Dude, they had like this dildo, dildo monitor Looked like a bazooka and they're shooting it at guys' asses. I don't recommend that. That's really hurt Yeah, but I just think Nader's got a, you've got to take a ribbon of band-aid off by talking about it. Yeah. You just gotta be like, I think I'm interested in that.

I can try it. I could see why this would be. A hard topic. A really hard topic to bring up. Yeah, because we're gonna be like, oh my God, there's a DVD called Bendover Boyfriend. You can also buy a good vibrations. It's one of the most popular DVDs

about anal penetration for man. Bend over boyfriend you could probably download it on iTunes. Yeah or or you can try this movie I'm not even joking uh no no I'm not I'm not there's a movie called Bro Trip and it's hilarious movie so you can say oh hey I want to watch this movie called Bro Trip and in the movie, they go over the subject and to see, as you're watching this funny movie, if the person's into it or not.

Okay. Milk in the prostate. Milk in the prostate. Yeah, no, no. It was a really big part of the movie. Okay. And I think it would be a little subtle way to get a vibe on.

Watch the movie with her and see like, what do you think about that? Yeah. Watch porn together. Oh, that's so hilarious He went and fingers up his butt. There's so much you can do and you can get a butt plug stick a butt plug in there So I go do you want that? Oh my god, hey, we can try it whenever you got a try at menace. I think it'd be good for you No, you and I do I'm sorry. I do want to stick things up your butt. Is that so wrong?

Yes, it is very wrong for you to stick. You can just sticking things up your anything. Yes. I brought in my new favorite vibrator. What is that? It's my new favorite vibrator. And it's actually, I got it at GoodVibes.com. Use coupon code GVM15, you get whatever, 15% off.

It is so awesome. It's by Jiju, which is a brand of sex toys, J-E-J-O-U-E, and it's called the Mimi. It looks like a flat egg. It looks like a flat egg. That's black. A black flat egg, and let me turn it on for you. You've hold it for three seconds,

and it's amazing couples vibrator. Okay, you can look at, if you're watching this, do you know you can watch the show? Yeah, it looks like it sounds like a phaser gun from Star Trek. It's powerful, but you could use it during sex. You could easily cup it in your hand, put it over your clitoris. It's powerful. It's discreet. I love it. And it's really strong. It's really strong. It's really strong. It's really strong. It's big in my hands now. I know.

That's why it's so awesome. I'm turning it off now. I just wanted to talk about the Mimi because it's my new favorite toy. It's my new favorite toy. I got turned off. I just wanted to show off. Is it one of those things that charges like an iPhone? Yeah.

It's a chart-looking iPhone. That's cool. Yeah. And here's the package I'm showing the camera is here. It looks very classy. It's super classy. And's it's it's the thing while vibrators is They're changing think most of them are women need for clitoral stimulation. So if you're with a chick You're a woman listening and you cannot have orgasms easily during sex Get this sex toy because I think it will help you and it's not it's very discrete. It's quiet and

It'll get you off. I haven't happy with it. I haven't used it during interhorse yet, but I will let you know. I'll report back soon. All right. Um, where did you get that again? Good vibes.

Good vibes. I thought it was because you just got back from Vegas and I thought I got some toys. Oh my God. I got so many toys in Vegas. It's crazy. I'll review some of those soon, but I was at the so many toys in Vegas. It's crazy. I'll review some of those soon But I was at the sex toys show in Vegas, but this I got from good vibes and It's amazing. I am very surprised Why not to go too off topic, but I I tweeted about you last night

And I thought it was very heartfelt and needed to bring it up. Oh, it's cool. No, it's cool. No We talked about it. Oh my god. We talked about. No, it's cool. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, We, oh my God, I retweeted it. Okay. It was so nice. All right. Mendez, I was like kind of shocked and almost cried. And I'm sorry I didn't bring it up because you were an hour late and I was sleeping. Okay.

When you got here, that was so nice. I try. I try. Would you like to repeat what you had? See how special it is now? See that I don't compliment you all the freaking times. Yeah, just once in seven years. And then when I do it once in seven years

It means a lot doesn't it? Doesn't it? Don't cry on me for real. I'm gonna tell you what it said He can't cry on me for real That was like just out of nowhere. That's this usually you bash me No, I don't not all the time. It's so nice This is what he wrote on Twitter. He said the story of sex with Emily a K. A. Emily Morse is amazing She started a radio show from a living room and now has Bravo TV show now has a Bravo TV show and then he put pound awesome

That's how I roll. See now that's a compliment that you can take to the back. You really, that was super easy. I know, I think that's a really, dude, that's a really cool story, isn't it? Yeah. It's really cool. It's a cool stuff. Yeah. If people are listening on XM, they don't know everything about the show.

It's not like you walked into a radio station and you started to sex out of me. Like you really started the show from your living room with a recording device. With a recording device seven years ago. Yeah. No money, no nothing, no listeners. I just, yeah. You started doing it.

And then you got popular on iTunes, CBS Radio, took notice. They put you on the air for a while. And it's not your fault that you got to took him off the air the whole station did. We're not a business, right? Yeah. And then and then you know we got on Tresill Radio again and it's really hard to do this show on Tresill. It's hard to do sex on Tresill and regular AMFF. Yeah FCC problems and then you know we kept on fine home. I kept doing it. Menace has been with me by my side for many years and he was the one when I cried when my other station when it didn't work out

and he came over my house that night and he was like, we're going to keep doing the show. We're going to do it every week and we came to stitch our studios. Yeah. And we started doing it and it's been about two, three years that we've been doing it every single week. No matter what, like we're not making a frigging dime. Yeah. I just love the show.

I want to help you with their sex life. So does menace and you've always been there for me. I try. And you are loyal and I love you and I won't get into that now. We left a watch it on television. I did cry talking about you because how much I how oily Okay, and how good you are. Thank you. Okay. Yeah, but thanks for that tweet. You're great too. Thanks All right, not turning it into a love fest. Oh my god. I was I was very surprised. You did not bring it up when I entered the room. Well, I was sleeping because you were an hour late.

Okay, I got it. It's hard part. I literally was sleeping. And I was sleeping. I was drooling sleeping. You're like, I'm falling asleep. I go, I get off the phone. I've been up since 4 a.m.

I'm sorry. I'm tired. I'm tired. What do you do last night? Or who did you do last night? I didn't do anyone last night, but I did do dinner with my friend who owns flower and water and he said any time. Oh, I know your text. Yeah. Yeah. He said anytime you guys want to come. Thank you. So when, when we'll make a plan, it's a really good restaurant in San Francisco called Flower and Water and my friend owns it.

And I'm like, menace isn't been here yet he's like, pfft, get him a table. Sweet. So you don't even have to go with me if you don't want. All right, no, I'll go with you. But you can go with me. Yeah. Okay. Let's go.

So we've got some of, it's a great restaurant. We've got amazing foods here in San Francisco. So, restaurants, but let's talk about some sex and dating rules. And the rules are. Okay, these are just some sex rules and some dating rules that we wrote up. And I thought we could have a discussion about them. These are kind of well-known like rules

or beliefs. The first one is never sleep with someone on the first date. I'm, I'm fort. You're for sleeping with someone on the first date? Yeah, if you're into it and you're, you're ready to go and you just want to do it, then do it. I think that it's always better to wait to have sex, not saying I haven't suffered the guy in the first date because I have, but I always kind of regret it because I feel like one, two, of sex, which is a major thing. Sex is so important. You're exchanging fluids. You're becoming connected.

You're oxytocin. The chemicals in your brain are getting all connected to this guy. And why did you have to do it so quickly? You've nothing to look forward to. Why not get to know this person before you have sex with them? So I think that's true. Never see with someone on the first date. But dudes are like, bang me now.

Yeah, let's go. I'm not gonna hold it against you. I'm actually gonna call you even more. I don't get the guys that hook up with the chick. They're like, oh, she banged me on the first night. Yeah, I'm not gonna call, I'm not gonna call her ever. Those are, what? Those are Guitos, what the hell are you talking about? like, oh, she banged me on the first night too far. Yeah, I'm not gonna call, I'm not gonna call her ever. Those are, those are Guitos, do you know what that is? What the hell are you talking about?

Yes, you just had sex with me. I am gonna call you again. We'll hang out. I will buy you dinner. You buy you dinner? I will buy you dinner. Oh my God. Okay, what about,

you get a free meal out of it. What about sleeping with someone on the third date? Do you think that's more common? Third date? Yeah, which is really crazy to me, because I know it's not the 1950s anymore, but it's so funny how the transition of people sleeping with each other back then,

he's like, oh, you can't sleep with me until you give me your promise ring or until we get married. I know. And now I'm just like, oh, you go on three days, you go on the movies, you go to a restaurant, and then you go to McDonald's, and now you can bang me. Yeah.

Like, I think that is kind of crazy. It is crazy. And if there was a girl that I was really, really into, I would probably be willing to wait a really long time to have sex with them. Okay, good. How long? Um, it depends on how long I am in tour. I mean, like, how much I am in tour. I mean, how much I'm in tour.

Right. But there is this typical, it's kind of no other that people see them the third day. Yeah, but I have done the Jedi mind trick where the woman's like, you know, I have to date somebody for a really long time before I can have sex with them. And I go, okay, that's perfectly fine with me. I have nothing against that.

That's happened to me twice in my life and twice. When they've said that, I slept with them that night. I think that maybe it was a test. Maybe it was a test for something. You slept with them that night and they said they weren't gonna sleep with them and you were the first night. Yeah, like this one girl said,

I would have to date her for six months before I could sleep with her and I said, that's totally fine. That's cool because I was having fun hanging out there and I said, yeah would have to date her for six months before I could sleep with her. And I said, that's totally fine. That's cool because I was having fun hanging out with her. And I said, yeah, that's cool. After I said that was cool, like seriously, within 35 minutes I was having sex with her.

I'm just one question for you. How many shots of dequila? No shots of dequila were involved with the situation at all, either. Any alcohol? No alcohol. That's crazy. I know that's really crazy for me too, because I. Any alcohol? No alcohol. That's crazy. I know that's really crazy for me too,

because I like putting alcohol in the mix, but no. That's crazy. It was just like I had a talk to them. It was weird. It was weird. We had a conversation. We had a conversation. I had to show the hell that you had to show

that you were cool with the shoes she didn't, and then she banged you. Yeah, and I was showing that I had understanding, which I totally understand. I'm not gonna put a pressure on chick that has sex with me at all. Not gonna do it. I hate the guy who puts my hand on his pants and like, let's go. Okay, never date or have sex with your friends X. No, no, no, you can't do that. But isn't there a certain stat.

Rose for hose, man. Okay, but isn't there a certain stat you have limitations? Like, we live in a small town, everyone's dated everybody. What if your friend dated you? See you're cool with this situation. That's why you're biased. What if she's a little bit of a guy who's a little bit of a guy who's a little bit of a guy who's a little bit of a guy't there a certain statue of limitations? Like we live in a small town, everyone's dated everybody. What if your friend dated you?

Oh, we see you're cool with this situation. That's why you're biased. What if someone dated someone five years ago? Can't do it man. What if you ask your friend, you're like, I find or hot, I wanna go out with their ex. And he's moved on and he's married, let's say. I know, because it's still a weird situation,

because people get together and they do things together and we're like, oh, now I'm married, here's my wife, oh, here's my buddy who's banging my ex girlfriend who I used to think. That's weird. I agree that it's weird. And I know it's not, it's, I know we live in San Francisco and it's super common.

Yeah, and everyone sleeps that role. But everyone sleeps that role. But like outside of our wacky world here are seven by seven miles, it's just not as cool with everybody. Right. No, I agree. And I agree if you want to do it though, you've talked to your friend first. And do you know actually I, it's something kind of similar I brought up on my other radio show. It was huge. I have an ex-girlfriend that I dated that just recently got engaged. Okay. But I kind of maybe made out with her sister a couple of times.

Okay. Now I asked everybody, is it cool for me to date her sister now since she's engaged? Gage! Yes. Now that's a situation for it to be cool, that's for her and her sister to discuss. Right. Yeah? Does she want to date you now? I don't know. And for it to be cool, that's for her intercessor to discuss. Right.

Does she want to date you now? I don't know. Okay. Possibly I could date her if I wanted to, if I went after her. Okay. I could maybe make it happen. Okay. Because she's like hit me up before to hang out.

Right. Even before when her sister was single too. And I think that it might be a little bit weird. I think this is that. I don't want to see my ex-girlfriends fiance. Like, what am I going to say? Oh yeah, you know, your fiance used to go down on me and it was amazing. I don't know.

I feel like we all had sex. We're getting older. We've suffered different people. It doesn't matter. Okay, never ask a guy out. This is controversial. Would you like to be asked out by a woman? Hell yeah, I would. Okay. There's a lot of school mentality. There's a lot of women who will never ask a guy out. There's the wait for a man to call you.

Yeah, I hate that because you always talk to those women. There's a lot of those women. Talk to those women's women years later. Like oh, I was so into you. I go Because they didn't know we don know, men don't know. We gotta let them know that you like them and it's okay to ask a guy out. Okay, he pays on a first date. Of course, that's always had. Yes, you agree with that. Even if she asked you out, would you pay in the first day?

Of course, I would. Because there is some school of thought that if whoever does the asking does the paying. Yeah, no, no, no. I agree that the guy is always paying the first date. It's just not hot if you don't pay. Yeah, even though I take me to Red Lobster,

I don't care. Okay, I kind of care. I love, but pay. I love women that take care of their men and they financially support each other equally. I love that. That's the type of person that I'm looking for. But on the first day, I'm old school on that. You got to pay.

Guys, you can't go touch. You can't bring a group on coupon. No, no group on. No coupons on the date. You know, if you don't, if you can't afford to take a girl out to a nice restaurant and just put off the date, man. Put off the date or just take her to something that's free. A free, every Thursday night, the museum has opened door, you know, a lot of museums have like wine and open night. Whenever there's stuff to do in every city that doesn't cost a lot of money. Yeah.

Okay. And most women, if you, I've read these stories and polls and nauseam, they're not as wooed by the big fancy dinner and the thing that they are that just that you thought of something creative and you asked them out. They're just like to see you. I hate that I do. It's super creative. Right.

I just remember something that they'd like to do. Right. I take them to concerts. Yeah, and I remember that kind of stuff. That's awesome. It's way better than just taking them to some random restaurant. I agree. Okay.

Here's some sex roles. Never have sex without a condom with someone you don't know. Unless they're super hot. No, sex with, I don't care how hot they are, I don't care what you do not know this person's history. You've got to get a condom and keep it in your new condom. We just talked about a condom case, iPhone case. Oh my God, they're coming out with so many amazing cases.

That's why when we were talking about earlier, my phone. It was so heavy though, your phone's so heavy. It's like heavy. Yeah, but I have I have a double battery on it. It lasts forever Last forever. I can't have you. Hello. I even Dude they're coming out with this new thing that I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you right now They are gonna be one of my future sponsors already. They're already signed the deal, is this new case where it has a credit card on the back that puts all your credit cards on one card. Oh my God, that's so cool. And you can even put your gift card amount on the card.

Oh, I want that. So you select, okay, I want to pay with my visa and then you select visa, you pull out the card and then it takes the money out of the visa. Oh, and you actually have to still have the physical cards in the card case. Yeah, in like one card one card one card. Yeah Sounds cool. You're doing a good job for them. Yeah, I guess I'm in today This I was so blown away by the technology. I forgot the name. Okay. Okay, never I never ejaculate on someone's face without asking if it's okay. No, come on, you girls like it. Ask first. It's like moisturizer.

No, it's not. It's not. Say, I would like to come on your face. Are you cool with that? And they would say. Someone would say yes. Someone would be like, no. And then the ones who say no.

Don't just do it. Don't just ejaculate on her face. Okay. Don't use eject the interface. Okay. Don't use dirty talk the first time you sleep with someone. I don't know about that. I think you can use dirty talk. I think if you get the vibe that that person's into it or someone's like,

God, you're so fucking hot and you start swearing and then someone else is like, I had one girl say, stop it. She did? Yeah, but it's funny. I love dirty talk. I love Dr. Dirty Talk. I can not get enough of Dr. Dirty Talk. I started trying to talk Dirty Dirty

or because the girl that I was, because you know you always try to take whatever you learned from the girl before. And then I was sleeping with this girl. And I started trying to talk Dirty Dirty and then she's like, stop it. And I go, okay, fine. And then we didn't sleep together

for probably like six years after that. I mean, we, fine. And then we didn't sleep together for probably like six years. Ever again. Six years after that. I mean, we said, after she told me shout out, we slept together a couple times. And then we took a break for like six years. Then we get in bed with each other and look who has a sailor mouth now.

Seriously? Seven years later. Yeah. She was like, I wanna suck you at this. Yeah, she broke your cock. Yeah, that's awesome. Filthy. I think dirty talk is awesome. I mean, for me, a person turns me on a lot of women are offended a lot of guys can't do it or don't like it or they're offended by it, but it's something that you got to tread lightly. Like, baby, your ass is

so hot or something. Don't be like, I want to, you know, don't go too dirty right away. I want to dive into your colon. You don't want to say that. No, don't say that. That's not even hot. I don't know what you're talking about. If someone goes down on you, you should go down on them. True or false. Uh.

Not always. You were gonna say true. No, I'm not. I'm saying it's a case by case basis. But you are so pro, guys going down. I love when a guy goes down on me, but just because he went down on me doesn't mean that that moment

like I got to get up and go down on him. What? No, I'm busy. I'm into it. No, I would. I think it's nice to reciprocate, but it almost bothers me when I go down on the guy and then he's like, I want to go down to you.

It's almost like, sometimes you only have time for one. We're playing for play. It's a nice just check. And then she did not go down on me. You be bombed. Toats. What if she did last night and tonight you go down on her? Toats.

Well, oh, she went down on me on the night before, but then she's not going to go down on me that night. I don't know. I mean, I just feel like every time I do you go down with me, I go down with you. I touch your boobies, you touch my boobies. That was actually, I don't wanna give away the movie, but there's a movie that's out,

it's on the theaters, 21 Jump Street. They talk about this situation. They do? Yeah, that's pretty hilarious, yeah. I got to see it. Okay, always tell someone what you want in bed. These are some sex roles. It's true.

Always tell someone what you want in bed. These are some sex roles. It's true. Always tell someone what you want in bed. You are losing it. If you know what you want and you're lying there getting pounded by some guy and you know what you want and you're not telling him, or you're a guy and you're pounding some girl, hopefully not too hard or as hard as she wants it, just talk, speak up people, say what you want.

I want you to grab my ass and I want you to grab it hard. Talk about it. What's the problem? What did you feel about, I was lying in bed with a girl and I turned over to her and I go, she asked me, she's like, what do you want sexually? Oh, and I said, I thought you were gonna say like a cheeseburger, yeah?

No, I'd be like, okay, well, what really gets me horny if you get out bed, get in the kitchen, make me a delicious meal. Right. I would have sex with you. After the sex is over, we don't cuddle and I turn over to the side. That's what I want, I'm being truthful.

Right, you're like, I'm not a cuddleer. I don't want to cuddle, it's very hot. Do you ever want to cuddle for a second? You don't even get off on cuddle. Like if a woman lays on your chest, doesn't it feel nice? It feels hot. Very hot. No, that's like a fever thing in the whole world.

It's fine. I'll take it for a little bit. I'm very shifty what I'm sleeping on. I'm like all over the place. What if after she wants to lay her head on your chest? How long could she want to lay the chest? Five minutes. Five minutes.

Five minutes, I can maybe do five, but no more than that. After the five, I got to turn. I got to turn over and go Mimi's. I love, I love cuddling, but if you don't like it, tell your partner. Okay, give someone another chance to perform sexually if they weren't great the first time. People get better at sex. I think that's true. No. I think that's true.

Give them another chance. Oh my God. If he was a premature ejaculator, if he couldn't get hard, if he just effed up, I'm telling you that people get better. The first time that you've sex with someone is not always the best and don't rule someone out because they weren't a good kisser or they were bad and bad. Totally. Because it was this one girl, man.

I would talk about it all the time. I waited a long time to have sex with her. Oh right. And you came like before she even got there. What? Terrible. Because you know me, I have talked about this many times. I usually prepare for these situations.

Pre-game. Pre-gaming, all that. So I can just go forever as long as she wants me to go. But this one time is just like, I was trying to be, you know, going the original route of dating somebody for a while and being respectful and all this stuff. And then finally, when she let me have sex with her, it was gone.

And then you never had sex with her again? Never had sex with her again. See? That's why she never had sex with a mom for so long. Yeah, have sex with them again, they come too quickly because they're just so excited and nervous. Okay, don't expect your partner to be able to orgasm. That is true, not all women, especially on the first time

a woman. Especially women in general, Jesus, each man. Women don't. I got to drive an 18-wheeler in there. I know, before her, can you think... 30% of women only orgasm during sex, and the first time they have sex, that number's way lower because women are not as comfortable with your bodies yet. So don't expect the first time she's going to have an orgasm. Unless you bring in Dequila on the situation, it's a Friday.

But Tequila does not necessarily mean an orgasm. It means a good time. Yeah, but she might not be able to have an orgasm the first time. What are people going to start bailing us Dequila bottles? I would love that. Would you love Tequila honey? I bought you Tequila. You drank it the first day.

Done. What have a kind you want? You still want that? Paper right What have a kind do you want? You still want that? Paper right now. What kind do you want? Uh, 9-0-1 tequila, Patrone. We should get more sponsors. Bon Julio.

We should get alcohol sponsors. If you list, if you're an alcohol sponsor, call me. We love alcohol. Email me feedback at sexwithelm.com. Big supporters. Anybody that talks bad about it is just jealous. Right. I like tequila.

I actually had, well, no, that was dirty martinis, but I had two dirty martinis last weekend and it felt really good. Did it make you feel dirty? Maybe feel dirty. Did you get dirty after? I didn't get dirty after, but I do get a really nice buzz from a dirty martini. How do you not get dirty after? Do you get horny when you're drunk?

Sometimes, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, of course, everybody does. That's why you love it. They start going through the, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, it's of course everybody does. That's why you love it. They start going through the cell phone. They start getting on the phone. I know. I was with my friend and then I just broke up

with this girlfriend. He's like, fix me up. So we were like going through my phone of like women and trying to fix them up with people like right away. And he was drunk. It was funny because when I was drunk back way back when when people would use AOL and some messenger. Oh, yeah.

It's funny because you get home after your drunk and you're just like, all right, who's online and the need to start? Oh yeah, you would, how you would meet people? No, just like how I would find people. But what instant messenger now you use G chat, right? Yeah, but no one's on G chat, how late anymore. It used to be a whole thing, huh? Okay, well thanks everyone for listening to the show.

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