Sex With Emily - SWE: Morning Sex

Episode Date: March 21, 2013

A podcast on morning sex, afternoon sex, shower sex, sex with virgins, bed breaking sex, sex on private jets and sex that makes you faint. Also, what you can tell about your partner from their friends.Sex with Emily is a free podcast. I no longer have the paid Friends with Benefits program because I want everyone to enjoy Sex with Emily.Please support our sponsors: Max4Men, Masque, and Good Vibrations. Use coupon code Emily25 at checkout for 25% off your purchase at Max4Men. Use coupon code GVEmily20 at checkout for 20% off purchases of $100 or more at Good Vibrations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Today's show will be reading your emails that you sent to feedback at sexwithemily.com or some of you posted on my Facebook page. Topics include sex in the shower, virgin sex, and uncircumcised penises. We will also be talking sex in the news and sex tips how to make morning sex better. And I'm here with the white menace. I like morning sex because I'm very well rested. Are you? Yeah, how you doing? What's going on?

I'm good, I'm really good. How are you doing? Are you excited for the long weekend? Memorial day? Yeah, it's crazy. I'm going to be DJing at two parties tonight, right? I'm going to try to come back. I'm a party tonight.

Well, first I have to leave San Francisco, drive to San Jose, which is about an hour, 20 minutes from tomorrow right now. Yeah, I know the way to San Jose. And I know that song. I have to go there. I have to pick up a film crew to take me because I'm sponsored by Sion and my other job. And they're going to take me given away tickets. So it's really cool. Contents, I just sweet out where I'm at my location and then people just rush to find me. And then I can't scary and I hand them tickets. How fun. I got mobbed the last one that I do. Really?

Yeah. It was within four minutes. It was already thirty four. Is it because they just want to see you or they want tickets to the concert? They don't see me. But I would rush to see you. Yeah. I know. So I have to do I have to go pick up the film crew, go to another location, and then I have to go drive the film crew back, and then drive back to San Francisco to... Oh, no, I'm going to go to a meeting in San Jose, then drive back to San Francisco, DJ party,

go to bed, work all day, and then DJ another party, Saturday night, and then Sunday. Where's the party, Saturday night? It's at the same place. What is that place that you keep talking about? Milk? Milk bar? It's in the South of the market, right?

Yeah, one of our buddies runs it, so that's why. We sell milk here. Oh, okay. So maybe I'll come by tonight. Maybe. I'll be DJing at 11 o'clock. Okay, that's kind of late, but it's getting, I might, I might, because Jared emailed me, our friend,

just leaving town. I know I'm sad about that. Oh, so anyway, I know it's a long weekend. I don't have any big plans. I've got like barbecues. I'm going to go see my God children in Marin, hopefully in Marin County, which is north of here. And I might be going to the cabin, like I said.

But now I don't know if I can with a new website launching, I've got a ton of work to do. I know there's all these videos that you're going to post. There's not just videos that in studio. There's these are videos that you make. I've got five new videos that I've made and some of Marjolarius, menaces and some of them. And they're really funny. We're going to have new videos every week. It's like a whole new multi-medic platform. Yeah. Hopefully sex with

Emily will be your daily newspaper. That's exactly. That's what I want to say. That's what I want to. Yeah. So you can just go there every day. Sometimes do you really read it? Come on. Yeah, I don't. Who's got to pay six once though? For what? For about some radio show that was a part of. Oh, that's cool. That was cool. I like that. That's cool. You're famous anyway. Yeah. And so any women in the picture this weekend? How many bitches are going to be there? Nighty, you saw plenty of bitches at the party that I've slept with? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm sure there'll be few. I haven't really paid attention to the list, because I'm so busy. There's still. But I'm telling you, after June 6, I will be able to relax for a little bit. Okay.

And I won't be as busy. I'm going to be busier to once the website launches. I'm going to start dating again and getting out there more. Not that I'm not. I mean, I had my blind date this week. That's a good one day. But I feel like I need, it's just you five days a week. Like we're going to need me to go on a lot more days and stuff, right? Maybe out there. I can't be like, oh, same guy I've been dating. I got to be banging. I got to be like, I got to be drinking and doing whatever. So hopefully that will all change. And then soon. So it's good.

I mean, it's a, it's crazy that people will have a new show every single day. Every single day. Every single day. And people are asking us, and so this has been, okay, so for me, this has been my dream since I started to do the show. I started the show in my living room. Yeah. Five years ago, I invited some friends over to talk about sex. I was like, I think this would be a really interesting show.

Let's do a podcast when podcast was starting. And then I just interviewed, you can go back to my website and listen to the earlier shows and they're kind of funny and probably not so great. But no, they're, and I just did the show. And then it got picked up by CBS Radio, where I met menace, and that was very exciting. And so it just kind of started from there.

And now it's like, but ever since then, all I want to was five days a week. Because it's my favorite thing in the whole world to do. And people are always asking for more shows all the time. And yes, we have to switch to a paid format to be able to do that. Okay. And it's 15 cents a day. All right.

I honestly, it's, I hate to use it like we're, uh, you know, feeding starving children because that's the top of the other use in the couple of cup of coffee. But it's really the surprise of a couple coffee you guys probably spend as much on a sandwich buying a sandwich that you would pay to get this podcast and we're gonna try to do our best to entertain you as much as we can and give you as much cool content and guests and all that kind of stuff so yeah more guests more content You really want to support us, please. Please buy us a sandwich once a month.

Exactly. Buy us a sandwich and you don't need to buy us the soda, but a sandwich is fine, really. Yeah. Or a glass of wine. A glass of wine. That's what I would like. I think I'm going to do some drinking this weekend.

This is a little while. Yeah, I'm working and drinking and all that stuff. So, okay, should we get into some sex news? Sex news. Yeah, what do you got anything new? Yeah, I do have some sex news today. What did you hear about Kim Kardashian? No, tell me. No, you mentioned you got a date and we were looking it up. What she's got a major ring. Yeah, she got She got engaged. I believe we did talk about this the other day, but I'll give you a recap She got engaged to her boyfriend that she's been dating for six months. Too quick too soon and

Oh, yeah, yeah, we did talk about it because oh now, you know So she'll have a reality show and then it's gonna be all about her getting married and then she's gonna be all about her having a baby and all that kind of stuff but her ring is 20 carats not 20 carrots. It's one. It's over two million dollars. Okay. Yeah, so it's probably like sick It's probably like six or seven carrots maybe for two million don't know Oh, you know, you're like you're googling Ghana again. Yeah, I find that in Texas No, it wasn't in Texas But Kim's ring first of all wasn't she engaged twice this year?

Like in the last, she was engaged like a year ago. Uh, that is not a good sign. No, it was dating, if you see yourself getting engaged. She got engaged. She was engaged. She was not engaged, ready. Yes, she was. The Reggie was engaged. I swear.

You were trying to tell me. I have a TV now that I haven't watched. Menace. What? You got to come help me watch the TV again. I just got to help you turn it on. Just help me turn it on, talk me through it. Yeah, I'm kind of embarrassed about that, but I haven't had a chance to watch.

So that's what I'm going to do this weekend is watch TV. And my guys at a town, the guy I've been dating, one of them, and he got. Weeks us. What'd you say? I said week. Week. No wonder you're going to the boring cabin

and the drink wine. The cabin is not boring. The cabin is epic. Can you just have weekends where you don't have to hang out with somebody? Yeah, I spend so much time alone. People don't realize that. Like I'm on and I'm out. People like, oh, you're always out your social. I spend so like, er, in my walkin' around, and then I'm like, cleaning and doing laundry, and then I'm like, reading a sex book, and now I'm just in my office, so it's better than being at home. I know, I gotta check out your office. I know, come by today.

There's a whole thing going on here. The new website, everything, you got an office by the Stitcher Studios, which is Stitcher is the studios that we record at, Stitcher.com, download Stitcher is the studios that we record at Stitcher.com. Download the app if you want to hear the podcast, Mo Wally, and your smartphone. If you're just driving along right now and you're like, oh, I'm totally dying here, it's actually them. You just download the app to any smartphone. It's not just iPhones,

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It's awesome. So if you have any questions or anything's that aren't working or you want to know how, I tell you how excited you are, you can email us at feedback at sexwithemily.com. Yes. Yes. We're just pushing the website today because this is going to be the last pre-recorded show. Right.

And before we just go live every single day. Right. So we want to make sure you guys... Oh, your mom's calling you. I know, my mom's calling you. Can you talk to her? No. Can you talk to her? No. Let me get it. Hell no. Why? No. You could talk to my mom? No. It's fine. I know. You don't have to say mom. No, it's fine. I know you don't have the same things

My mom made one sex tape. Okay, but anyways, so sex with Emily dot com is you don't even decline because you want her to think that you're busy Like if you press the line of the two Trying to focus and going back to our conversation All right, sex with Emily dot com. It seriously is where People need to go to get all the information Tuesday, May 31st. 31st should be the lunch day, hopefully in the morning. Two days for exactly, I hope so.

So if you go back right now and you're hearing this and the website still not changed, just keep on checking back. Exactly, keep checking, it'll be Tuesday and my birthday's Thursday, just FYI. I know, what are you gonna do? I don't know, I'm thinking of having, okay, so I feel, okay, I'm not a birthday Thursday, just FYI. I know. What are you gonna do? I don't know. I'm thinking of having, okay. So I feel, okay, I'm not a birthday person.

I don't typically do big parties. In fact, I don't like being the center of attention. I know that sounds really crazy. But I don't like when people, like I feel, a lot of times people parties for me or I have a part, you know, that party, it stresses me out, because I'm like, this person didn't come,

or is everyone having fun? Or is there enough to drink? Or all the stuff? And I'm just like, I don't want to, I'm never fun. Or I feel that there's so many people there. And then I don't have a chance to talk to everyone, whatever. But I feel like this has been an amazing year so far. And all this really good stuff that we can't even tell you about it all now, but because there's some other good stuff happening that we will tell you about in about a month, or might even be next week, actually, that I can announce it, officially.

But the point is, is that I just feel like I kind of want to celebrate. So what I'm thinking of doing is just telling a bunch of friends to meet at a bar club somewhere in the city, and just saying, comfort during, come say hello, it's a great day. Thursday.

My birthday's Thursday. You push it to Friday. You gotta go to that stupid, grateful, dead concert. Yeah, on Friday. I know. I kinda don't want to go. It's far as it's shoreline. It's like an hour drive. I love the grateful dad.

That's not even the grateful dad. I know. It's like the two guys who are left, whatever. So that's what I want to do. I don't go out. You can't go out. Yeah. I want you to come to my birthday I do but I can't. You've never acknowledged my birthday, but I did miss your birthday this year

And I'm really really sorry. You didn't go to my birthday. I'm a tober or something. Huh? When you're birthday, October, October 28th. I knew that. Okay. Good. Right. So I will come to yours this year Last year. Oh, I was on that weird date with that guy. Yeah, and I didn't feel very well My party was awesome by the way. You wouldn't even remember remember you were probably so hammered. Oh, you wouldn't even I was there. I like oh, were you there? I had really had big time Big-time DJs I had two bands and a Ferrari part out. Oh, that's right. Yeah, you're so cool on this I try. Are you think you are? You're so cool, man. That's right. What do you think?

You are. I am very cool. I guess. No. Anyways. Anyways. Also, sexathemly.com is the other thing that I'm very excited about is like people can be really interactive of just like leaving because everything's going to be every single

day. Right. Like people can leave comments about the show that day. Like they don't have to wait for the podcast. And then, and then there's a comment that, you know, you leave, I don't know, maybe two weeks, three weeks later, you can leave a comment every day and get a response that day. Yep.

If you're a member, a friend's with benefits member, I will respond personally to your emails and your comments and we'll be having like chat rooms and all that stuff forums maybe later down the line. I'll convince You to get naked for the the special members the premium service You know what I might someone asked me they they approaching about their new dating site and they're like well Maybe we could do like a they wanted to promote their dating site And they said maybe we could do like a win-a-date with Emily, win-a-date with Menace thing. Would you ever do that? Who would wanna go on a date with me?

Anybody. Yes. I support the date with you. Okay, I don't know if I'd want to do that. I mean, oh, it's so funny because I actually, earlier today I was on the radio and this girl calls up and I go, where are you gonna take me? Because okay, if you take me on a date

and you pay for it and drive me around, then I'll definitely go on a date with you. That's you, Sethor? Yeah. On what you say. She's like, if I get tickets to the concert, I'm like, I ain't getting no tickets. She just randomly was a caller.

Yeah, she was just a caller. Oh, okay. But I'm just saying, we can do the date thing. Yeah, if they want to take me out, I just don't want to do the effort for it. No, it would be no effort be like win a date with men and then people would I don't know there's going to be lots of fun stuff. Is there a service date? What does that mean to you?

I don't know honey. I don't know what that means to you. It means the rub and tug. Rub and tugug, not touching hard. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Let's get into some sex in the news. Right. Utah makes it illegal to act sexy. The state of the Mormons says, more sex lies. Just when you thought Utah couldn't be more fun, this month, a law was passed that prohibits the act of touching yourself in a sexy way.

Trying to crack down a prostitution in the law says that any person who indicates through LUDE acts, such as exposing or touching themselves, that they instead, that they intend to exchange sex for money is going to get booked. So you can't masturbate in public, which is follows right along with what we were talking about the other day. So if you are LUDE in touching yourself in public,

in front of other people, there's actually a few sex women in your stories about people masturbating. Why can't people just keep their head? Why can't people wait till they get home? You can't see this, I don't really see anything wrong with this law then. Because you know how many women I talked to you with guys that pull out their junk and like just masturbating from them? And you said the story about how you didn't leave the movie theater.

Well, there's a guy with 100 guys masturbating next to you. Two guys masturbating from them and you said the story about how you didn't leave the movie theater because there's a guy 100 guys masturbating. Two guys masturbating. Two guys, how's it two guys? Two dudes were masturbating in the movie theater. There's no way you're in a regular movie theater. Okay, but I wasn't a regular movie theater. But okay, so here's another masturbation story that is also a United Airlines passenger arrested for masturbating during flight.

Unfortunately not, Al Airplane news as fun as Adam Palli live tweeting his attempt to get Tim Robbins laid. A 25-year-old man flying from Denver to Spokane aboard a United Airlines flight was arrested for masturbating. That's why I don't go to Spokane. He probably thought he was being subtle, but he was seated across from two 18-year-olds, well-versed in the secretive masturbatory arts. He's being charged with obscene and decent exposure of his person, and statements from the aforementioned teenagers claim he had ejaculated onto the seat and got over him.

Oh, my God, that makes me so gross. Airplanes already kind of gross me out. Just put a bathroom in doing it. Why didn't he go to the bathroom? He like a jet. The women were watching me jacolade onto the seat in front of him. Like, do you know how much a jacolade, oh, at airplane you got to sit back and you put your head back on the chair and then you everyone your head's like, I hate that part.

And then he ejaculated on the seats. Why is everyone doing all this? Do you get into my heart? No, I don't know. You just picked it up. I don't know. No, you get kicked off the airplane in a rest then. But just people just do it in the bathroom or at home.

Yeah. You know, I know there are exhibitionists and that's, I'm totally down with that. But just keep going. Just keep going. Just keep going. Just keep going. Just keep going.

Just keep going. Just keep going. Just keep going. Just keep going. Just keep going. Just keep going. Just keep going. Just keep going. Just keep going. Just keep going. Just keep going. room? I've never, like I said, I've never had sex on an airplane. I just don't see how it's possible. If people will be knocking on the door. It doesn't seem like it's fun. To me, that's not a thrill of sex on an airplane, but for many people it is. How do you climb

on top? No, but like no one's going to watch you. I guess if it's an international flight or something. Or if it's just do it on a private jet. Oh, I've done that. I've had sex on a private jet. See, that's what you got to do. Okay. I like private jets. I had a friend who had one and that was a really good friend. Okay, only 48% of US households are married couples. This is really interesting. For the first time ever, married couples make up less than half of

the households in this country. Back in 1958, 78% of households were married couples, whereas now the statistic is 48%. So it's really interesting for factors to this education, class, status, economy, extended life span, or just as significant. And it says that college educated women does often the new census, so college educated women are actually more likely to marry than high school educated women, whatever.

But all it's saying is 48% are married couples. Like Don't you just assume that there's more married couples everywhere? That's not very many. A lot of people live together. They don't get married. You women are becoming harder and harder to deal with every single day. That's why we're not getting married. Yeah. Menace. How are you going to fight? You hate women, I think, think sometimes I don't hate women. I just hate women that are Bitches in a pain the ass Women no the women that you've dated having because you're jaded I wish we could just peel back all the layers of menists all that the you know They say okay, this is psychology psychology is all about if you've been in therapy

Would you have it which you need I wanted therapy? Yeah like twice. So't, which you need. I've went to therapy. Yeah, like twice. So anyway, it doesn't count. I went for 15 years, okay? Yeah. I'm not saying. I don't know what my problems are. I know what my problems are. Yeah, what are you gonna do about them?

So they say in therapy, the analogy they use is peeling back the layers of the onion, right? That every issue, like you start therapy and you're like, I've got this issue, but then you peel it all back and you realize that it's about all these other layers and layers of things that have gone on in your life. And I just feel like you've got a lot of issues.

And we gotta peel back your layers. I'm always talking about, I know all my problems. Okay, tell me one. My problems is that yes, I date people that really don't have their thing going on, so they focus too much attention on me. Right. And then that becomes a disaster because I can't give them enough attention

That's a big problem big pattern for you. I don't like arguing. I think arguing is stupid right and if you and if I can't Saw problems right away because the person is being a pain and then you don't want to talk things out then I don't want to deal with that person and then I tell them to go right just you just need to date more mature women not all women are fighters not women are crazy not all women want to take over your life and you know a lot of times when I'm talking about this stuff I'm being sarcastic I know

I know honey I know yeah I'm just saying but something that you just said about that's very that is very something that you just said about, that is very insightful, that you date these women, but I think that you do because you find, in a way you like, that they like you for who you are and all the cool things that you do and like they're really into you and that feels really good,

but then when they don't have a life of their own, that's just immediately unattractive. So, that's why everyone should keep their individuality, like women and men, you know, they stereotypically say that women tend to like, like once they start dating a man, have you probably had women do this? They seem like they have a lot going on, and I don't mean to stare,

this is like the stereotype that people say. And I know women and men do this. I've had guys do this for me. They've got so much going on, and then obviously they date them, and they're like, they never see their friends, they see their house every night, they lose their life and

Part of what you have to remember what attracts you to someone is some a lot of times is their individuality They're strength what they have going on So if you just like start dating someone and you just become like this chameleon and you let everything go You just try to become that person or you let your life go not attractive I think that when you keep your own individual separate life for the person Makes the relationship much more interesting. So you need a women who've got their got to go on I want to date women that have friends. Yeah, like Sometimes you can date somebody that doesn't have too many friends and then that kind of sucks

That's a sign actually Yeah, if you date someone who doesn't have any really close friends like super close friends I was eating the scarlet that crazy relationship I had last year. And I should have known. He had no friends, like no, no friends to speak of, no one from college, no one from where out, no one from anywhere.

And even girls, and then someone just told me they got divorced from someone. And when they, he said, I should have known, she had no close girlfriend. Anyone who has no friends, I mean, not that you need to have a million friends, but if someone has no close connections with anyone, that says a lot about their emotional capacity and that they haven't connected or they haven't made long term friendships, not a good sign. These are all things that you should look at and red flags. So you dated

women with no friends? Yeah, I dated women that don't have that many friends, or no close friends. Right. And that's always a bad sign. Yeah, just run them by me next time. Do you want me to interview them like a recruiter or something? Yeah, please. No, I just know I am more. You are more selective now. I mean, you went through a lot with the engagement and all that. Yeah, so I don't jump into it anymore. No, I'm done. Good. I'm done. OK. We can have sex, but that's about it. Who's we? I'm just saying anybody. Oh, wait. I'm like, are we going to have sex? And I'll never call you or bother you or ask you to go out.

Really? I love the words, yeah. What do you mean? I'm just saying that I'm not needy afterwards at all. So don't worry, I'm not needy afterwards at all. So don't, you know, don't worry. I'm not going to try to make you my girlfriend or anything like that. Right.

Right. Okay. That's good to know. So when a date with the nurse, it sounds like a burrow laugh. Oh, these is all but when you use the... Good times of menace. Believe me, if you hang out, it's, it's going to be a party. Right.

For sure. It's always a party with you. Yeah. Okay. Well, we have some emails to get into here. All right. Now, you have emailed me at feedback at sexualthemely.com. Totally appreciate that. You can also post on my Facebook page or send me a note through Twitter, sex with Emily. Where else can people do that? Go to sexwithemely.com. Go to sexwithemely.com.

Go to sexwithemely.com. Place right now. Have we told you about that? Sexwith.com. We really want you to go there. Really, really badly. Sorry, I'm really trying to adjust my audio these days. Yeah, and sorry if some audio sounds weird. Men's in the chart of that. How's it going? Hello, that should be a little bit better. I might be a little bit quieter. Hello, hi.

Hi, how are you doing, baby? Hi, how are you doing? We have to like do all this stuff live now. Like I can. I know it's weird I can't just stop the show and cut it out and you guys will never hear me say it's kind of fun though It's raw isn't everything all about reality now. It is all okay. So this is this is reality. I'm hungry Evanine. Yeah, I'll think no, but I feel good. I'm so happy. What's going to get up in the morning? It depends this morning I got up at 7 30 okay, and I went to the gym. What were you wearing when you got up this morning? Nothing. I sit naked every night. Are you serious? Yeah. Why? No, I'm just wondering. I'm trying to give a

visual to the list. I woke up this morning naked. I went to bed naked. And then I walked naked to get my gym clothes. All right. And then I make a cup of coffee and naked. Sometimes I put my uggson because it's cold. So I walk around naked in my apartment with my oxon. And I go make coffee. And I put my gym clothes. And then I always need a cup of coffee for the gym. So I make that and then I drive to my gym. I get gym.

10, 10, 8 minutes, 5 minutes away. And I worked out, which feels so good, because I haven't had time this week with all the crazy stuff going on. And then I went to the office at 10. Why do you ask? You're just curious. No, I'm trying to give a visual of my life. People, I'm trying to get more connected with our listeners.

So listeners know your life. That's my life. So I try to go to the gym every day. Although sometimes I'm just really, really tired and I can't go to the gym. So like yesterday morning, I woke up at like nine. You get up at four, right? Yeah, four. Right. So I tried to do that or I do yoga after work. And yeah, naked in my eyes, walking around my perfect. I don't know what can stand. I don't care about that. Like I leave the windows open and I forget that I think people can see into my room. But I'm not an exhibitionist. I'm not doing it on purpose.

I'm lazy. And I probably should buy a robe I'm telling the list To buy a robe so I can put the robe on but I like I just like being naked I would be naked all the time if I could be naked. Yeah, it's so crazy I remember the first time where I actually would that I looked over and it wasn't too long ago Or it looked over into an apartment building and I saw a bunch of naked people and separate apartments really? Yeah, I was weird. I was in I was in Venice Beach, California, which is in Southern California, and I was there a part of a work thing and we're all getting drunk on top of this rooftop because it was really hot and it was me

and like 30 other people and it was funny because we're all there. We all got these brand new video cameras part of the meeting and we look over and it's funny because we're all there. We all got these brand new video cameras, part of the meeting. And we look over and it's just people just naked in like all their apartments because it was so hot. It was so hot. It was hot. Yeah. We need to get hot and San Francisco. Yeah, I'm for sure naked like Don, I walk in, I take my clothes off.

That's the first thing I do. I mean, not every night, but like when I get ready for bed. I don't know. Do you see naked? No. Why? These boxes. Boxers, men were boxes.

There's like a fire. Wait, so what are the, they're an earthquake. That's what makes me nervous. Do you know what makes me nervous? Is that I don't have an earthquake prepared kit? Do you know what I've been thinking about that? Everyone does. Yeah.

So I have all these friends houses that I'm going to go to if there's an earthquake. Because I don't have the water, the canned food, all that stuff. I've got nothing at my house. Nothing at my house. Nothing. No food, literally. I have champagne. I have ketchup, mustard, I have condiments in my refrigerator. I should do a video of my house sometimes. That could be funny.

The ribs? Of my crib. It's cute, right? My house, you saw it? You've seen it? You there? You there? But it's, uh, yeah, I don't have any food. So if there's no earthquake, I'm in big trouble and I'm nervous about it sometimes. Yeah, you should definitely prepare. You are not prepared. You don't have like, I've been thinking about it a lot lately for some reason. Yeah, me too, because about the disasters happening, all the weather disasters happening all over the country and the tornadoes.

Yeah, you can buy a whole kit for like a hundred bucks. They'll last you forever. Sound my list, but I have no more storage. What are you talking about? I'm getting into bed. Okay, here's what I've told you. Here's exciting. So my mom's like, what do you want for your birthday?

And I thought, what do I want for a birthday? What do I really need? First I said an iPhone because I'm because now that iPhone is on my calling plan, I can get an iPhone. And then I thought, I really need new bed because every time. Okay. So usually I see alone. I then I thought, I really need new bed because every time, okay, so usually I see a loan, I'd say lately, I do not have a male guest mostly sleeping at my house, but the

male side of my bed, because I have my side of my bed, but the side of my bed that is holding out for a man or waiting for is where the man sleeps, the man side of the bed. If a guy sits on it, the slats fall at the bottom and I got to fix the bed. And it's annoying. And then you've sex in my bed and it's like the slats are falling and it's just annoying. And then I got to fix it. It says like, I'm going to get you bed. So I'm going bed mattress shopping this weekend. Nice. Yeah. So I'm going to get a new mattress, like maybe like a tempera pitiq or something.

Where are you going to go? I don't know. But If anyone loves their mattress, email me feedback at sexfelmy.com. It seems like a huge commitment buying a new mattress because. It is, I had. Because you have to like, yeah, it's every day, like you spend more time sleeping than anything else.

Yeah, it was so weird. I had that you mentioned that because just yesterday, an ex-girlfriend called me and she was asking what street we used to live on because you couldn't remember. Sure, that's her excuse for calling you. No, because she has a, she has a live-in boyfriend out. Okay. But anyways, so she calls me and says because she was at the company called Mancini's buying a new mattress and she, and they asked her, you buy a mattress here before, which we did, but she couldn't remember the street

because they were looking at the picture. I got it, I got it. She told me the mattress, it was like a California king, and it was a really big thing. It was normally like four grand, and then she paid, and it was paying like 1900. Yeah, that's how much mattresses are now. What?

That's why mom told me, she's like, yeah, they're like two, that's what she's. Of course, she's not buying any expensive. Yeah, how big? I'm going to get a queen. Okay. That's what I can fit my bedroom. Yeah. And I'm going to get, I think maybe the temper pede, like I want, I just that that foamy that your that your body contour doesn't move. Like have you ever seen a commercial with the temper pede with the guys jump? I actually saw this because my gym has television. It only has three channels, though, unfortunately, but I always see the commercials of a guy jumping on a bed with a glass of wine that doesn't tip. Yeah.

Because the person next to you can get up and move, but the bed doesn't move. And bed is big. It has to be for sex. I can't believe I have a bed that breaks when I have sex. That's not good. I know. So it's going to change on my birthday. That's the best thing about my birthday this year. Yeah. know because you know I know people. What do you mean?

Because they have a prize with... Let's talk offline. Get me a discount. Susan Moore's will be my mother would be very happy. We have to show a photograph of your bed for the website. So family.com. Okay. I'm gonna take a picture. This is where Emily will be having sexual intercourse. This is where I've intercourse. I need new sheets and the whole thing. It's a whole audio, but your bedroom? Yes, your bedroom is important.

Like, okay, guys, really, if you, I understand like in your 20s, whatever, but just try to get a little bit nicer sheets and, wash them. Wash them because it's gross and you can smell I understand like in your 20s, whatever, but just try to get a little bit nicer sheets and Wash them wash them because it's it's gross and you can smell and you can tell and we know that you're like just masturbated the night before So like if you know there's a girl coming over wash your sheets. That's too much to ask Let's get into some emails here because we've got like lots to get through So but we have more time you know the shows are an hour now instead of 45 minutes, which everyone's always saying do longer shows. So, high-emily menace, I have a logistics question for you guys and haven't heard you discuss this topic on the show yet.

Sex in the shower. A concept that on the surface sounds great, water, heat, soap, steam, clean naked bodies, close spaces, but isn't, but it isn't all it's cracked up to be when you get right down to it. My wife and I begin experimenting with this idea early in our marriage and still haven't been able to really enjoy this aspect of sex. Most notably, the presence of water quickly eliminates any form of lubrication, natural or synthetic, which causes obvious problems. Vertical sex can also be the tricky, so what's the deal? A shower sex is just a cruelly learning idea with no real basis in reality? Or are there secrets to success that you guys can help us understand? Cheers, Mike from Austin, Texas.

Well, I have got answers for you, because actually I have a book coming out in September, which you'll hear me talking about, but I actually have a whole page, two pages on having sex in the shower. So I pulled some responses, I pulled some tips for you. First of all, you talked about the lubrication, it's true. When you are having sex in the shower, you think, oh, it's going to be all wet, but the lubrication quickly dries up. So that's why

you should use silicone lube. Silicone lube is better for shower sex because it stays lubey and siliconey and slippery. Because The sex in the water washes away women's natural lubrication, but silicone loop has staying power. So here's some tips for shower accessories. A sponge, a washcloth, or a handheld shower nozzle can all be sex toys. So you don't even need to bring your vibrator in. The nozzle can feel amazing if you have one of those nozzles that come down. It feels great on a woman.

Sometimes like her clitoris, like she can have an orgasm that way, and a sponge and a washcloth. So gently luffa the inner thighs or direct spray of water right on the sensitive areas. Washing a partner's private is an obvious move, but it can be very central to soap down your lover's entire body. Grab a sponge and circle it over everything

with those hot spots. A scalp massage will shampoo and can relax and revive the entire body, grab a sponge and circle it over everything but those hot spots. A scalp massage will shampoo and can relax and revive the entire body. And after see me shower, don't just hop out and dry off, keep the connection going by drying each other off slowly and gently. This might even lead into round two. That's the direct from my book. They haven't listened to all the shows because I have shared a story about shower sex. Remember, I was down in Coachella, well actually I was in,

where was I? Palm Springs. Palm Springs. And it's like blazing hot down in Palm Springs. And I was having sex in the shower and I like my showers like really hot. And so I was having sex with a girl and then she passed out, she fainted.

I thought she was dead. What happened? She was just from the heat, she passed out. Yeah, it was crazy. That's so scary. So what did you call it 911? No, I just picked her up and like, are you playing around right now? And like I had like-

You have like slapped around? I slapped around, yeah. Oh my god. Crazy. It was crazy. Maybe you were just rocking her world. That's what I do, you know? You do rock the world.

I put 110% in it to all my- Do you? That's awesome, man. You're the best. Hey, Emily, I'm 40 years old and married for 15 years. I have been on blood pressure medication for around 10 years and I've never had any erection issues until recently. I can get an erection fine, but keep one first session,

if sex can be difficult. I've had plenty of physical and stress tests recently and everything came back normal. So I was wondering what you think would be the way to go. Talk to my doc about help or try something on my own. Do cock rings really work? Please help. Todd, from Maine.

Hey Todd, I would talk to your doctor because maybe it is the medication that has changed even though you've been on it for 10 years. Sometimes our body changes and then medication starts to affect you differently. So that could be it. It could also just be that you're, you know, when you get older, it changes. I think the best way to go is to always talk to your doctor and if you don't get an answer go to your other doctor because you know it's funny. I remember hearing this and I learned this in my sex school that doctors, a lot of regular,

you're physical, you're regular primary care physician, in medical school, like in the 10 years they go to school, they have like the equivalent of maybe like one or two classes on actual sex and how to talk to about sex. So people are uncomfortable, and a lot of times they don't have the answer. So you should keep trying to find the answer, talk to your doctor and see what

you can do because maybe you need to switch out the medication. Maybe this medication is kind of having a weird effect on you. And then about the rings, the rings do work. Getting a stretchy ring, a searing, is great because it can help men with erection issues. It can help you stay harder. And you can actually get those at Adam and Eve. I'm so glad you brought this up. Well, you like the vibrating. Well, there's the vibrating ring. The vibrating ring is awesome. You can get it at Adam and Eve.

It's a vibrating ring and it's stretchy. And you can put it over your penis really easily. And then it has a little vibrator on the end that hits your partner's clitoris. And it's amazing. It's fun for all all and a lot of men like the vibration. Like, you think that vibrators are just for women, but the searings is like fun for the

whole family. I heard there's like a Ferrari engine attachment for that. Really? That might just been a rumor. You can get like a greater attachment for it. I'm going to get that's going to get you for your birthday. You never tried one. What a ring of I-Vayne ring. No, I have not tried that. I think you should. I guess.

You will see thing. No. But anyway, try that one. I'm afraid I get too excited and I don't want to be a minute man. Yeah, but you're not. Are you? No. Then you said you're never that somewhere you're issued. No. We've had people calling. We we've got you with emailing. They're like how does men is last so long and it's your whole pre gaming thing? It's a pre It's a pre gaming pre-drinking. Yeah, if you drink a lot, it's not gonna happen. Yeah Okay, so I would say but also I just want to give a shout out to Adam and Eve you can go buy a ring there now Todd or anyone else you can buy gazillion toys at Adam need dot com everything you'd ever want, they have got porn, they've got toys, they've got massage oceans and loobs.

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It is. It is the weekend. Okay. Hey, I think this is funny. This is from Jason. He writes me all the time. He's like, he's hilarious. And Jason, he thinks fat dudes last longer because of two reasons.

So a few weeks ago, I was like, easy. We were talking, there was a news story about how many who have less body fat are more likely to, or less likely to last as long during sex. So he says, I think fat dudes last longer because of two reasons. One, they get laid less so they try to live in the moment as long as they can, two, they can't move around as fast so they get less friction. Jason, I don't know about that Jason, but thanks for your little feedback. There's no way. There's no way.

There's no way that's true. It has to do with your body fat and all that. But I like Jason. I just wanted to give a shout out to him. Because he's always said, you know what he sends me? He sends me sex in the news articles all the time. Oh, that's good. Totally appreciate it Jason.

Thanks for helping me. Thanks for showing. We love it. I love him people help me. Yeah, you guys feel free to send me anything that you think that I might be interested in talking about, especially with five days a week we've got plenty of time to talk. So you come across it. Oh, another aspect we haven't even talked about yet.

Once I figured out the wiring here, you're going to be able to call the show live. Oh, yeah, that's a big, yeah, that's actually a big part of it. We are going to be taking. We've only four minutes into the show before we mention that. Yeah, we're going to be taking callers. So probably in the next few weeks? Yeah. I would say hopefully within the next, like,

even less than that. OK. We can have. We're going to be giving you a number that you can call during the show. We have to buy two more wires and then test it out. I'm buying the wires this weekend. It's not my test day. I'm not giving you crap about buying the wires.

I'm just thinking about in my head. I'm thinking about them. It's so fun. Yeah. And then Menace World's eyes sometimes at me when I'm not giving you crap about how to flyers. I'm just I think it's fun. I think it's fun. I think it's so fun. Yeah. And then men and swirls is eyes sometimes at me when I'm because you see this is the problem. And we're going to talk about it because we're being more real than ever on this show because we have to because people are paying for it. Right. Is this is what I don't like about the phone callers. I love getting calls, love getting calls.

Well, the problem is you notice when we have a phone call so you stop everything you're doing in the middle in mid conversation to say oh we have a call call. I'm like the caller will still be there. No I've learned that. Finish your you say you learn that but I'm just saying. I did. I'm saying that's what if you're asking me what bothers me about the phone calls that's what bothers me because I want you to complete your your your thought or whatever you were working on. No, I forgot what I was even thinking at this moment. Yeah.

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