Sex With Emily - SWE: Nipple Pinching, Finger Sucking & Penis Rubbing

Episode Date: September 27, 2013

I’m giving tips for changing up your sex life. I’m going to turn you into a finger sucking, nipple pinching, penis rubbing, sex machine. Or at least I’ll inspire you to do something other than missionary position with reruns of 7th Heaven playing in the background. Do men like getting their nipples pinched? There’s only one way to find out. The next time you feel like pinching his cheeks, go straight for his nipples. nipple pinching Also, what if people were completely honest on their Match.com profiles? (BTW you go to Trymatch.com and get 7 days free. “Hi, I’m Emily. In my free time I like to organize my sex toys. Sometimes I like to organize them by color, and other time by size.” Would you date me? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that lock our sacred institutions. Betruma eyes they call them in a bag on me. Hey, Evelyn, you got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute. The girls got a hair standard. Oh my. The women know about shrinkage.

Isn't it common, not only? What do you mean, like laundry? It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so? What do you mean, like, laundry? It shrinks? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. I'm so, so, so, so. Being bad feels pretty good.

You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. I'm coming at you from San Francisco right now. Yes. I love being back in San Francisco. I love it when we're together. I love being together, Menace.

I seriously walked in here and I felt like it was home. I feel like this is like sitting in our Stitcher studio. I wish I could be in Los Angeles with you, but at this point, I understand. My life I cannot. This is perfect. This is why I'm here. And I just would say, shout out to Stitcher.

Not only Stitcher, like I'm obsessed with them, like they're the most amazing app that you can download from your phone, iPhone smartphone, whatever. It's a great way to listen to podcasts. And we've always recorded here at Stitcher. I'm not just saying they're a great app because they'd like to use their studios

because I just think they're amazing. But I now listen to so many podcasts because I'm in LA and there's so much traffic. So any podcast in the world, you want to listen to, you can listen to it in a sit-up. That's amazing. No one knows that. People, oh, it's iTunes. I'm like, no, no.

Go right to sit-up. No one knows. So I'm just telling people it's actually, I actually use it and I love it. And they have coconut water in their office and cold water in the best snacks in the world. Yeah. And you don't actually have to download the MP3. It is streams. Right.

So that's a great way for you to listen to sex family. If you're like in your car and you got your headphones or whatever, just play it in your phone. That's all I'm saying. What's off to you? Oh, man. It's just, it feels so good just to have you in the studio with me because it's just I mean, people that have been listening to show forever, you know, like how I'm like technically like, you know, I go crazy all the, I want to make sure this show sounds good. And every week for you being in Los Angeles and me here, it's just a nightmare for me. I know. I mean, you're getting better at the whole of the week.

No, except for the last show, it was a little tinny. I was like, sounded like I was talking in a fish bowl or something. Yeah. But now, see the difference. See the difference. It sounds good. No, I'm saying, I'm having this visceral, like I'm looking up, I'm like looking around the office.

I just, this feels really good. And I'm a steer. So this, I hope you're I know what I'm saying. Like I'm having this visceral, like I'm looking up, I'm like looking around the office. I just, this feels really good. And I'm just here. So this, I hope you're all understanding that I'm actually feeling some emotions, which is rare when I feel deep emotions. And I wasn't being in San Francisco. I've been gone living in LA and they're so different, right? I mean, it's just too different.

I can't believe it's the same, it's the same state. Yeah, I called my friend actually right before the show and we're just talking, just like diet stuff, because she posted on Instagram, like, oh, eating nuts and, you know, just really healthy food. And yeah, that's not how we are out here.

I mean, you would think like because San Francisco, oh, everything is so vegan and people are just, you know, they don't eat meat and all this kind of stuff. But that's just like seven by seven miles of San Francisco, not the surrounding area known as the Bay Area because everyone else is just like pigs. Exactly. Exactly. They said 40% of America is going to be obese. Yeah, I would believe that.

I would believe that. It is true that in LA, I have a vegan restaurant next to me, a juice bar across the street. And like, every goat is a lot healthier, in a way. Is that? I mean, it's healthy to a point, but I just know like. But then like yourself image is bad because everyone's hot. Yeah, I just, I know people that I lived in the Bay area that look healthy and they look hot,

but some chicks just take it to the next level where they get super skinny. Right, that's not attractive either. Life is all about balance. You need to have a balanced life in every way. So I'm not gonna tell you you're crazy or whatever everyone if you're doing new things. Enough about that.

You're here in San Francisco. You went to Napa. I went to Napa, which is so appropriate because the menace thinks I spend. So the whole time I live in San Francisco I'm a menace, I've been doing the show. I, he's like, you're probably often Napa with your friends, which I do maybe once a year, if that.

And I happened to fly in for my friends' birthday party in Napa. She rented a house, was bunch of women, so all week and long. I just, Kate went right to Napa, from Napa, from L.A. Drank Wine. We had the most beautiful catered meal yesterday, lunch out in the vineyard.

It was out of vineyard. Wow. She rent this house, like 15 women, amazing women, fun, set by the pool, drink. Good times. And today anyone get naked? No one got naked, no one hooked up, it was all checks. It's a half married, half not. And it was interesting because I got a lot of good, you know, we had a lot of great sex discussions in the room. So I had that some of the stuff I want to talk about today, it's just interesting about people in different stages of their life. There's women like all ages like 20s, 30s,

40s. Like there were like in different stages of their life sexually and everyone had interesting questions. And I thought now the thing is if there's alcohol involved and there's just women there, sometimes they get a little crazy and they like make out. And they're like the bars that you hang out and see this is another reason why we're so different a little bit of kissing going on Like did any women kiss each other on the lips? No, probably just to say goodbye if they had that kind of friendship women's dick women did kiss each I'm trying to make this party hot. I know. I'm so sorry. It's so boring. She just to leave this whole thing Like no one cares. I was in whatever it was did they kiss just a little bit just a little bit. Yes, they did

Oh, there was one girl who really did get really drunk and climbed into bed with her friend thinking it was did they kiss just a little bit just a little bit. Yes, they did oh there was when girls really did get really drunk Incliminant to bet with her friend thinking it was her husband that she was home and she wrapped her leg around her And then she started she's really she was cuddling her friend. That's hot But that was just a drunken mistake that wasn't necessarily anything erotic. I'm sorry honey I've got nothing good about and that how about your weekend? Did you do anything erotic my weekends actually been just rest I know it's kind of boring I've got nothing good about it. And how about your weekend? Did you do anything erotic? My weekends actually been just rest. I know it's kind of boring, but I was in Philadelphia, which is just amazing. I was there last weekend.

And then this weekend, I'm going to be in LA just for a couple hours. Right. That's okay. It's cool. I'm going to see you. That's fine. But yeah, this was pretty much just going on. I actually, I just canceled a trip to, I was going to go to Austin.

I just been traveling too much. Every weekend, I know this through Instagram. Yeah. Follow the go to Austin. I just been traveling to much. I love the whole thing. I know this through Instagram. Follow the madness. You can see what he's doing every five minutes. Yeah, this, other nice pictures. Yeah, this, the menace, M-E-N-A-C-E.

But anyways, more about you, can we talk about, I just got the C-E or product line. Oh, honey, I'm so glad. You are like the first person in this. Yeah, I just got the C- it in person for the very first time. Now people, you don't even understand like how long have you been doing this in?

Like two and a half years. I've been developing. Two and a half years you've been working on this product, Emily and Tony, Emily and Tony.com. Go do it right now and I'm telling you, if you support the show and you enjoy the show, go to this website and just look at the products because they're amazing.

Yeah. Tell them what they got. Okay, they're beautiful. Okay, so Emily and Tony, I parted with a guru of the skincare world as I call them. His name is Anthony, his products are Anthony's logistics ferment. Anthony.com.

And just listen to this because I'm actually giving you, I'm giving products away every single show. So listen to my thing and then you have to email me and tell me why you want the product. And then I'm gonna pick a winner every week. Why you think you deserve these products, which will all improve your sex life and feedback at sexthelmy.com every week.

So anyway, we, old friends, so Tony and I grew up, his skincare company, Anthony's skincare for men. You should check it out if you're into skincare, it's high-end skincare, they sell it at the Nima markets, you put Sephora where. Tony and I grew up in the same house. My parents bought his parents' house

when I was 10 years old, and then we went to summer camp together, and then we lost touch. Years go by, I moved to California, and I'm in Sephora with my mom, and I'm like, mom, I was buying some for boyfriend. I'm like, this looks like a really cool product line. I'm gonna buy that,

it was like a boyfriend's birthday. I'm gonna give him some really nice shaving cream or something like that. I was being nice for once, remembering the birthday ahead of time. Yeah. I'm like, do you know who a boyfriend's birthday. I'm gonna give him some really nice shaving cream or something like that. I was being nice for once remembering the birthday ahead of time. Yeah. And I'm like, do you know who that is? That's Tony Sausnik. I'm like Tony Sausnik is Anthony. Oh my god. And his suits can cure lines, so whatever. So we reconnected on Facebook. He came to Stanford School for a meeting and he's like, Hey, let's get dinner. We got dinner. There's two and

half years ago. And we haven't seen each other in 20 years. And we just start talking. He's very interesting guy. Super successful. You know, his brand is just like the top men selling brand it Sephora all this stuff. So I'm like, you know what? I want to make a lubricant because I think there should be a lube on every night Stand in America because people are like oh Lubricant it's if she's dry or she has discomfort or there's a problem like you should only use lube and secret I think a lot of people think there's a stigma and Studies have shown that lube actually makes sex better for women. They're more likely to have orgasms and for men. The sensation, like sometimes they think,

the sensation of their penis can feel good, it's never wet or I think it can never be too wet. Unless she's like really, really wet, you might not want it, but it doesn't happen every time. And condoms are less likely to break all this stuff about loop. I mean, no one knows. I want to like change the world with loop. You know, like it was like Steve Gates, or Bill Gates said he wanted a laptop on every desktop.

Yeah. That's how I thought about loop. So anyway, he's like, let's do that. So we have this lubricant. It's vegan. It's amazing. We tested hundreds of loops. I've tried every loop in the planet.

And I realized, I don't like any of the lobes out there either So I made a perfect loop and then a massage candle, which you know, I'm obsessed with And you I gave you a vanilla one that you can pour in your partner But it's all vegan and natural and you can pour it That was really nice too. This bell is amazing their main France and you pour them on your partner And you light it if you want to and you give them massage and the oil is not it's massage oil It turns into it's not waxy so you can you know put on your partner and you light it if you want to and you give them massage and the oil is not it's massage oil. It turns into it's not waxy. So you can, you know, put on your partner and it absorbs in the skin.

It's not messy. It will knock on your sheets. Remember used to complain. Yeah. I was like, do I get to get rubber sheets or something? No. Nothing. It's not messy.

And I use it in the morning is like body low on my body just to like moisturize my skin. So it's freaking amazing. Nice. And then the third one, I kind of want you to try it right now. Which one? The down under I want you to put it on my eye. Oh my nuts. Yeah, it's a ball ocean. It's a ball product. Let me smell it, Rome. Oh my god. You'll be the new. That is just open the new ball over. Yeah.

Honey, you gotta go home and say you spilled the lube on you. Oh my God. We can get into the apartment. That is lute on my cell. I know. Sorry people. It's okay, do it. It got really safe. No, but it's a, I don't want to be like talking to you to know about myself, but it's a really cool product

because a lot of men use talcum powder on their balls. Did you know that? Yeah, no. And talcum powder is actually carcinogenic and it's not good for your balls. So then we thought we can make a vegan product, that might not matter you with the experiences, that it feels amazing when you put it on,

you rub it, it's a creamy that turns to a powder, stays localized and you smell fresh and clean and you don't even have to worry. If a woman goes down there, let's say you get a blow job, a surprise blow job, you know that you're fresh. I, I, what do you worry about that? No, well, I've been calling it forever, not scientifically, but I always

call it SPS. What's that? Sweaty ball syndrome. Sweaty ball syndrome. SPS. Do you suffer from SPS? Yeah. No, I mean, I have.

Yes, yes, I definitely have sweaty ball syndrome, especially from going to do? I don't know, yes, I do. I definitely have sweaty balls in front, especially from going to all these music festivals and stuff like that, just walking around. Just throwing your back, I'm serious, anywhere you spot. So then I thought it was so funny because my friend, I was making it,

we were making this lab in New York, and I said to him, I was in New York, I had a tester, I'm like, go try it out. And he's a trainer, he trains people like boxing all day outside in the heat in New York. And he tried to say, yo, my balls all day. They didn't sweat. The first time ever, oh my god, this shit's amazing. It's going to fucking sell. So it really does work. And it's just makes you, it's just, it'll become like an everyday habit that you will love. So I'm saying. So we're changing

the world and improving people's sex life. And it's Emily and Tony.com. And if you love the show, I'm not going to charge you. I tried that one. It it didn't work whatever. Yeah, so this is all three eight years I've been doing the show. That was in the shows go buy it It's really good price points love you all and email me feedback at sex at elmy.com Which product you want and why and we're gonna sense them out That's all done was that like no, let's talk about your sex life. Okay, so my sex life is not existing right now, and I'm okay with that. Why?

First, can I tell everyone what the show is about real quick? Okay. Okay, so because you're listening, you're like, what the hell, it's like 14 minutes and they don't even know why, why I'm listening because I wanted a better sex. And I'm gonna tell you this, that we're gonna be talking, reading your emails

that you said to feedback at sexwithalme.com. We're giving you some amazing back to school tips. I figured it's back to school season right now. Everyone's going to school. So I'm going to give you some back to school sex tips that for him and her. Things that you can do because really when was last time you change your goddamn sex life and did anything different to any human being on the planet. You do the same thing every time I'm giving you some tips to mix it up. I'm reading your emails that you sent to feedback at sex with L.A. dot com. That's what we do now. why do you think you're... Okay, so back to my sex life? Your sex life is not an exception. I'm not having sex with anyone.

Why? Because I was dating a gentleman in Los Angeles for way too long and we broke up and now I am honestly not to have no time. I'm not launching it. I'm crazy working, whatever. Excuse. I could meet someone and I'm going to be dating on match using match in a few weeks Now tell me about that. Can I write your match?

No, you can't Why you do this? It is I can't prove my photo because I want a guy's opinion of what sexy because women like you always say men Yeah, do you do this women shouldn't ask other women if they look hot? Do you do you say this like a mention asked their guy friends? Oh hot. Do you say this? Like, a man shouldn't ask their guy friends. Oh, yeah. Like, I need to, I should actually let my listeners pick it. Like, I'm going to put up a profile

because I've never dated online. I could advise you how to date online. I've been talking about it for almost 10 years and telling people how to write good profiles. And, but for myself, I've just never done it. And I'm going to be working with match and I just feel like, you know, working on a thing with them. So I figured I got to try it. So I'm doing it and it'll be great for me to get out there me people and start having sex again

But I feel like I've met it's not that I couldn't have sex in LA. Let's get to honest, okay? I did sleep with the next boyfriend recently But it was someone that I never liked having sex with anyway, so it was more like we were out and It was easier for me to stay at his place than to go to my house Whatever so I did but that doesn't count for me to stay at his place then to go to my house and I just got to pay the toll. Whatever. So I did, but that doesn't count. So I'm fine with it though, because I've had amazing sex and lots of sex in the last 20 years. Now, okay. What? I can't write your match profile because look, I'll just put everything like brutally honest on there. And then

you probably, if the guy is willing to date you after that, then you're probably going to find your dream guy, the guy that you're going to marry. If I wrote it. Why do you think if you wrote it? Because I wouldn't indulge on anything. Because I've people indulge on their profiles way too much. Okay, give me a breakdown of what you would write on your match profile. I would write interests, things that you like to do. I don't do anything.

I do, okay, I'm just thinking about something else. Sorry, I got to start. Can we, okay. No, come on. What do I do? I put you on the spot. No, you know what's really sad is that I, I, I, I really, he meant something else. Sorry, I got to start it. Wait, can we, okay. No, come on. I'll put you on the spot. No, you know what's really sad is that I, I, I, I, I really, I work a lot.

I, you know, and I do stuff for work. So what I do for fun though, but I go, I go for hikes. I went for a hike in LA. Yeah, but how many times have you gone for a hike in LA? I have lived there. So you can't put down, oh, I love to go hiking. When you only see that's what's gonna happen. You're gonna be like, oh, interesting hobbies. I love the hike. When you only organize my sex

to a collection. Yeah, this was I do a lot of moving. I've moved four times since I live in LA for eight months. I talk about sex a lot. I write about sex. I haven't you blog and patty stankers website called patty nose. Okay. And that's going to be up next week. I write, I do stuff. For fun, I got all my friends. I have a few good girlfriends in LA. We go to a gay bar the other night, the Abbey, which is so fun if you've been there in West Hollywood.

We go there all the time. And I met the one hot, straight guy in the bar. And he came up to me and said, he's like, because I guess I looked straight and he couldn't, he never could tell, because all the guys are so hot. And my friend and I, Lindsey and I looked each other were like, oh my God, is he straight, is he gay? And you're like, everyone's gay. all the guys are so hot. And my friend and I Lindsay and I looked at each other were like, oh my god, is he straight as he is and you're like,

everyone's gay. But this one guy was hot came over, started talking to me. He sure he wasn't by. No, he was totally straight. He was there because it's with his gay friends. Like we were there with our gay friends. And we started talking. And he's covered in Lou.

Yeah, he can be gone. And he go home and use that tonight. And so he was there with his gay friends. With his gay friends. Win-win. No, he's straight. If any turns out. Just testing the waters. Yeah, it turns out that he said he was an with his gay friends. With his gay friends. Win-Pink. No, he's straight. With any turns out. Just testing the waters. Yeah, it turns out that he said he was an architect.

Yeah. But really, he's an actor. So I kept asking about what kind of stuff he builds. And he's like, I didn't want to tell you I was an actor. I'm like, why? Like everyone in LA is an actor is like, because people have judgments. I'm like, OK, I'm judging you now for lying

and being an actor. So we're on out. I hate to be really LA-centric about on the show. But that's the thing that I've broughtric about on the show, but that's the thing that I brought up before on the show that they said dating is so hard in LA because guys are never focused on what they're actually doing. So let's say they work at, you know, a car dealership. They work at a car dealership, but all their extra time is them trying to be an actor or try to be a musician or try to be something like that. So all that spare time that they normally would put into

a relationship. They're putting it into something else. Now, where do you fit in in the equation, you know, when they when these guys have extra time, they probably don't. So now that's what you're trying to look for is a guy that has actually time to hang out with you, right? What, no, what do you mean? I have no time. What are you talking about? You don't want some guy to at least pay some attention to. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, you're saying people, okay, so back up. First of all, let me just say this, every person who lives in an urban area or even in the suburbs, I don't care. They say they live in the worst town to date. And everybody has an excuse why they're town. So last night with all the boring women who didn't make out, when we got drunk in Napa, we talked about this and they're like,

oh no, LA is the worst. Oh, my friend who's single in San Francisco, she's like, it's the worst. And every town has a reason why it's the worst. So LA, you're saying because guys have no time because they're bartending and acting. But I think the reason why it's bad in LA is because everyone's friggin hot, even your bartender's hot, your, your mechanics hot.

These are ones moving there to live this acting dream. And so guys ask you out there more aggressive, where they're not in San Francisco, but they're always looking for the BBD, the bigger, better deal. And so are women. Like, what do you do? How can you help me? We're all in their attainment, we're trying to make this work, you know? So, so I think in their, they're kind of, you know, immature, and they say kind of immature,

and they say a lot of the guys in LA are more like the Peter Pan syndrome. Like they never want to grow up. Guys, so that's the LA stigma. And then San Francisco, my friend went off last night. She was hilarious. She's like, the dude's here. She's like, they're like, hey, what's going on?

Like, maybe we'll meet up sometime and get a drink or a fine, you have Facebook or whatever. Like, let's meet up, and then they don't call. They have so many women throwing themselves at them a fine you have Facebook or whatever like let's meet and then they don't call they they they have so many women throwing themselves at them like masseuses or whatever. Just yoga teachers apparently there's more yoga teachers per capital and San Francisco than anywhere else she's like and they're friggin yoga teacher girlfriends gonna rub them down and take care of them and they're all pussy she said here and they don't ask you

out. Yeah guys are what do you think about that? No I totally agree. Yeah I've never approached and it's true whenever I get hit on here it's from a guy from another town. What do you think about that? What do you think about that? No, I totally agree. It's definitely just go, right? Yeah, yeah. I've never approached. And it's true, whenever I get hit on here, it's from a guy from another town. Yeah, I remember I went to New York City once with one of my girlfriends. And the guys, guys were trying to hit on my girlfriend right in front of me.

Yeah, totally. They don't care. They'll take it. They'll be like, whatever, you're not talking for a minute. Yeah. I'll swoop in. I go, that would never happen here.

Never. They wouldn't even, they'd like, go, they'd try to go around you if you had a Have a good to meet like whatever I think guys here like check their balls at the Golden Gate bridge Probably which I just got to take it on driving over the Golden Gate bridge good times. So um Yeah, so they check the balls at the Golden Gate and the New York guys are very they're much more I need to go to the Midwest Emily. I mean, I mean, I tried that you watch my reality show last summer That's not really Midwest. That's kind of like Michigan's the Midwest.

No, I'm saying like the right in the middle. Okay. Okay. This summer just pluck a guy up. Just pick him up, bring him to LA, throw him on your back, bring him to LA and just, you know, have him do whatever you want. Like what? Like be my driver.

I really want to drive her in LA. I shouldn't be driving anymore. Okay. So just mold him into what I want Cause he's from the Midwest and he won't know any better. Yeah. If you're in the Midwest, email us or find Emily on. I'm a really good person to date. Find Emily on match. Martha Stewart is on match. She's on match.com too. Yes. Okay. So and she's she's probably talking about it. Obviously. Cause you know what I mean. Yeah. She was on the today show talking about it. Okay, so I missed that up. Yeah, so I wanna like,

I just wanna write your profile for you. Do it. To say too busy, you know, pay attention to me when, when I'm there, tell me my, tell me I'm beautiful. I don't watch television or movies or anything like that. I don't like hiking. I love hiking.

You can drive me everywhere, and that's it. And then we can just chill and talk. We can talk forever because I love talking. Yeah, and I'm a talker. I'm a talker. Maybe he's like a mute. Yeah, and she'll just talk a mile a minute for five hours until you go to bed.

I mean, you can put you to sleep. But I'm funny most of the time. I'm entertaining, I think. That's what you should write on your profile. And if a guy is going to message you, you probably found the one. I don't think I want that guy. You never want the person that's going to date you.

It's like you never want to be a member of any club that wants you to remember. OK, so I'm a match profile. I think I'm going to, I don't know, but I will let you look at it. And I'm going to say, you know, I'm not gonna, I'm gonna talk about myself. I go, I do things. I went to Hollywood Bowl on a date.

I think I told you about that. And I didn't really, yeah, I've seen things. I go out a lot in a life of friends, good meals. Okay, so. Wilco, you'll go see a Wilco concert. I love Wilco. Oh my God, so this will be a funny, this will be a good experience.

So stay tuned to all my mask match campaigns. Okay, so what's the topic? Okay, so we're gonna go into today's show, like I said, but first of all, I'm gonna tell you that we're gonna talk about back to school sex tips. So this is like, I feel that like I said, the people just, it's back to school, we should learn new things, back to sex school people, start learning some new things about sex. So here we go. Some tips. And then I'm going to ask you men for your best sex tip that you could ever give anyone like what comes to mind because people miss a deal. You're the host of a podcast like yeah, I mean I when people talk to me about this show I usually it's usually not really sexually oriented because you're like this you're the sex person but people usually talk to me more about relationship type of vice I think I that's what I bring to the show over you is more relationship type

stuff yes or no. Can you three are disagree? Just because I'm not in a relationship doesn't mean that I don't give relationship advice. I mean you do. Right? But you think yours is better? Superior? No, I don't think it's superior. I just think you're the due perspective. I'm the man. I'm the female perspective. I have more of a wholesome type. You're more awesome. Not going to to orgy type relationship. I almost went to an rg last week. So like people of people want, you know, relationships like they were in the 50s. Then I can probably give you that. That's true, which a lot of you will have that dream still. It's not going to happen for you, but you can listen to men as all you want.

Good luck with that. Okay, back to school sex tips. Yeah. Suck on his fingers. What do you think about when a woman, these are just little tips that you might have forgotten. You didn't know whatever it is and implement to one of them this week. How do you feel when a woman sucks on your fingers?

How do I feel? For sure. Men like to imagine their penis in your mouth. I use the word. Whether you're sucking in a lollipop or holding a penis in your mouth, I feel they pretty much always wish their penis was this inanimate object in your hand.

So when they get super tonight, when you suck their fingers, and I feel like they do. Like guys always, when you just kind of go over and you suck, do you think it's hot or no? I used to think it's hot like when I was in like my early 20s or something like that, because I'm like, oh, you know, it was kind of mean of low job. But I was saying it was kind of like, before the woman gives you a blowjob. Not now. Not your girlfriend has been sucking you for years. Yeah, but yeah, no, no, but now just, I mean, in my early 20s, I'm like,

oh, man, that's hot, dude. I hope, you know, she'll give me a blowjob. But now, like, in my age, I'm like, women should just give you a blowjob. Give me the blowjob. But she's throwing the other audience in maybe, right? Well, it's back to school. That's what it is.

Back to school, this is what I'm saying. This is what we have a do have a lot of listeners who are new at sex. Yeah. what it is. Back to school. This is what I'm saying. This is what we have a two of a lot of listeners who are new at sex. Yeah. Just say that. Okay. Okay. You can make a noise. It will, I personally wouldn't give a guy head,

go down an M before we're all sex. For long in the five minutes, if I'm not sure, this is a tip for men that you're enjoying it. So I always tell women like, well, you know, you got to pay attention to his body, can you tell? And I think a lot of women, the reason why they don't perform or all sucks enough on men is because they don't think they're doing it right.

Just like why a lot of men don't perform it. They don't, they think that they can't tell if the guys into it or not, let me tell you if he comes or not. But I think there's a lot of mixed things. So I think if guys make a noise, you have to shout out, be like, oh my god, that's the best, you know, ahead of it, we're gone in my life. But don't be silent.

So encourage me, baby, that feels so good. That's all I have to do. I'm not telling you to, like, get up and have a whole, like, slow-moquely. Like, it just be like, baby. Can you tell if a man is becoming more and more? Yes, you can tell. But some men are quieter.

Some men aren't, like, they don't give you anything. And so you can't tell. So I feel are quieter, some men aren't like they don't give you anything and so you You can't you can't tell so I feel like that and this goes for women too like you let them know like we just all want to know I feel like we'd all get better if we gave more instruction and I'm not saying I do think you should all talk about it If you're in a relationship with someone, but if it's a new person the first time you're going down to them like Be like baby, that's good. I'm gonna talk about what you want. Just tell him. So make a noise, both of them and I live in. All right. Got it.

Um, the penis slap. What do you think about lightly slapping your penis on her clitoris? It will help blood rush to the clitoris and enhancing her pleasure. You can ask. I thought you meant like slapper in the face with your penis.

No, is that what you want to do? Is that your dream? Why does it with men and women's face? They want to come in the face. They want to stop the penis in the face. Why, tell me about that. This is weird because a lot of guys just want to do it. I think they want to do it,

to see if they can, right? Yeah, but no, if she would be willing for me to let that. It's like anal sex in a way. Like it's like a taboo thing, but I think, you know, a guy thinks it's hot. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's that. But there's something about a woman, it's's like a taboo thing, but I think, you know, a guy thinks it's hot. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's not.

But there's something about a woman, it's pretty hot because they usually have like a sexy hot face when you're about to, you know, oh, that's what it is. When you're about to come in their mouth, they, they're facing so hot. They look pretty hot. Yeah. So then you pull out and come on our face. Yeah. Give her facial.

Mustache. I'm not. So you do draw with it. Yes. So I think that you can run your penis on and around her clitoris before sliding in. That's always hot. You do if she's not totally wet yet. Use a little loop. It doesn't matter if she's wet yet or not. It just used to leave because the loop is amazing.

That's what's going to be my tombstone too. Something about this. Yeah. This will build the SP. The only horse. Lou is amazing. I just feel like I'm amazing. Yeah, this will build the space. Lou is amazing. I feel like I'm amazing. Yeah, these amazing leaves amazing. Bro, I'm leaving so freaking awesome. Um, and we in Tony dot com. And we're going to rock your world. Okay, this will

build the anticipation as well as get her warmed up for sacks. Unless she has a miraculous G spot orgasm you have to pay attention to the clitoris So Robert penis around there don't just stick it in especially if it's been two minutes like if she's not warmed up yet I mean maybe you've been flirting all night you're at a restaurant and pawing each other and you go out of the alley and then you can just Stick it in but really otherwise she's popping up turned on yet to just slow down That's my best sex advice for men always is five times slower than you normally do to do

something. So slap your penis around her clitoris. I'm down. Don't ignore her breasts. A lot of men, in women, you can be whatever religion of your own type of women, religion of your own, if you're a lesbian, let's say, but don't ignore breasts. You fail. If you ignore them, I think you failed.

Because men always, at the beginning, I feel in what I've heard from many women, is that at the beginning, they pertain to your breasts because your vagina might not be available. So they're really into your breasts. And then they're like, oh, I've got the vagina. And I'm all about the vagina, which is great. But the breasts are really sensitive.

The nipple orgasm is a second, most common type of orgasm that a woman can have. So, you know, some women might not like their nipples such, so true they might not. But if you kiss them, nipple them gently, tell she might ask for stronger. Someone might like their nipples twisted, but don't ever the go right into that, ask her.

Lightly move, like you can lightly move your fingers and circles and grab them in the heat of the moment. See if she likes that. She's on top, lean her forward and suck on her nipple. That feels good too. Women need it. Sometimes they're having sex, they want their nipples, even if they're on top of you, women on top.

Grab her nipples. I found out that guys liking their nipples pinched too cool. We've been talking about this for years. A lot of guys don't though, but some do. This is interesting. What made you come to that? How did you just find that out? Oh, how do I find it out? It's a amazing story.

OK, go ahead and tell me. So I worked at a radio station where they had a camera system set up and there, right? For one of the radio shows. But somebody forgot to turn it off one day. And one of the DJs was got masturbating on camera, and he was tweaking his nipples while he was doing no way That's how you learn that's hysterical That's what happened. I swear to God a lot of men have sensitivity in their nipples

But again, though, that's a trick thing. No, it's not it was so much of people were watching a needy of a no Oh my god, that's but it was like all by accident all by accident, like. Oh my god, to get fired. Yeah, I got fired. Yeah, but you can't be tweaking your nipples on the job. No. Right. I know. That is hysterical.

So that's how you learn. Well, anyway, we've been talking for years. I think not often enough, not nearly often enough, but a lot of men have, again, if you're with a new partner, a woman, you're with a guy, or a man, you're with another guy, check out his nipples. We like, hey, do you like liggum? I say, always start by licking them, you know, touching them with your fingers, but also like licking them. Pull them. Just see what he's

into it. Are you into your nipples pulled and rubbed? I am not, but I've been with women that like that. Yeah. That they like, they like it when you do it to them. Yes. But you don't like your nipples touched. Percent. Right. But I'm saying that men like, don't knock it till you try it. You might like something in your ass, Like, seriously, like, prostate, male prostate is like the male G spot. You might like a finger, you might like her to lick it. Like, don't think you're gay, don't think it means it was a rubber. And if you're gay, you might like it any. You might, who knows?

But people do think, man, a lot of them think that's for checks. They ask. And I just said, no, I don't like it. And we had a tweet from one listener saying, I was the biggest prude ever. I'm just like, I'm just not like prude ever. I'm just like I'm just not like every single guy. You're not everything but not everyone's the same. No, just because you're like you're asked like does not mean that you are a bad guy. Yeah, like that's your prude. I know I know we do a sex show and I know like some guys on there just want me to talk about oh how I want to be vacuum sealed

and rubber and spikes all over my penis and you know, you know, we just cool. Which is cool. Which holds me down with. Exactly. Which you're down with. But you know what, maybe that's for you. Maybe it's not for me, but I'm not going to hold it against you. You shouldn't hold against me either. Exactly. Menace is a good guy. Oh, you're, oh, I remember what it was. Oh, I was like, they said, menace is approved. He doesn't think it's hot that a woman squirts all over him. I'm like, yeah, I'm like, okay. But you just said, oh, squirt, because we did the squirting show. If you want to know more about female ejaculation,

you could check out our show last week. When you talked to Dr. Drew. What? Actually, Dr. Drew is one of the people that doesn't believe that When you talk to Dr. Drew, what? Actually, Dr. Drew is one of the people that doesn't believe that it's you. Oh, no, really. He's the one that does it. He's the one that does it.

Okay. No, but he's, well, he doesn't believe in it. No, he, he, he's one of the people that believes that it's not urine. It's not urine. It would have female jackalids on you. It is, I wish it is not urine. But then there's, you wish it was not your in but it

is not your in it's from the urethra it's totally different it's it's it's it's a what is it what is it is it is just fluid from the one venom it's venom exactly she's trying to entrap you and kill you it's poison actually yeah no female that vision is a real thing so it's a leak that goes in your brain what he's talking about exactly exactly not true Not true. So, also, okay, I'm going to talk about one more thing is if you, what was I just saying? Okay, oral sex, eye contact. This is obvious, but if you want to, maybe it's obvious. Maybe it's not, because a lot of women are shy,

but if you're performing oral sex on your guy and same things for men like look up, make eye contact sometimes. And I think also when you're having intercourse sex, whatever it is, stop. I think that it connects partners on a different level. There'll be the whole time we're sharing each other's eyes, blah, blah. But it's an anchoring, connecting moment where you can it's erotic, it can be intense, it can be intimate, whatever you want it to be, but looking to each other's eyes. A lot of guys, I remember in my history of sleeping with men, close your eyes, or they don't

look at you ever. And it's as a woman tonight. When they're releasing their man juice. Maybe for a second, but then their eyes are closed, making weird phrases and stuff. And then I never want to, do you want a woman to be looking at you when you ejaculate? Do I, when you're about to come? No, no, no. You don't want to look at you. No. So if you hadn't looked at her eyes up until then, she's, you're not looking at her when you ejaculate. When you're about to come. No, no, no. You don't want to look at you.

So if you hadn't looked at your eyes up until that and you're not looking at it when you're having an orgasm, most men are not like staring at your eyes. No. But I'm not saying you have to stare at your eyes when you're having your orgasm, that's your moment. But before that, you could have a moment or two where you're like looking into each other's eyes

and you are connecting. Because I think it's like anchoring and it's intimacy and if you're a partner, woman that you're with is like, or guy, I feel that we're not connecting or we're not intimate, try that for anchoring. Those are my tips for now. I've got more. I've got plenty more. Oh, I've got more in life, but not on this podcast. So it won't be this weird year in LA, I'm here. Exactly, we don't want to do that anymore. I want to come back, I want to come back like every two weeks and do that, but I do show with you.

What I really want to do is, when you're rich and famous with the Emily and Tony line, we've been talking about this for years, I want you to have an Emily and Tony bus, yes, where we just go on tour and we just leave across America. Yeah, and we just record podcasts, you know. I would love that.

In different areas. That would be amazing. We're gonna do it. Can you go on the road though? Would you do that? Oh, totally. If you had a tour bus and you're like, Hey, I'll get a tour bus just to get you on the bus.

I'm gonna go like, Hey, that's on my list now. Let's go. That's on my dream list. And then we can do this. And then we can do this. And then we can do this. And then we can do this. And dream list. Do this. And then we can do interviews all over the country. Yeah, we can just interview tons of people. That'd be amazing. Oh my God, you can make everything sound really good

and be funny. Yeah, we can. You do a technical part. Yeah, yeah. Stop and like new Mexico and do a show and stuff like that. That'd be, I would love to do that. Okay, cool. So, okay.

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A Fifi bag. Is it like something to do with the women's, is it like, a drugatory? No, it's not a drugatory. It's a Fifi bag for what I heard. I've never seen one is a homemade pocket vagina. Oh God. I can't.

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