Sex With Emily - SWE: No Shave November

Episode Date: November 23, 2012

In honor of "No Shave November," Emily focuses on manscaping in this episode. Topics include: trimmings tips (not for Thanksgiving), pubic hair styles, "back pussy," vajazzle, and on-air bikini waxes. Emily addresses listener letters including a woman fallen for two men and cheating. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And now another scandalous adventure with Macoo Trinodiccicin sex detective. No, uh, Drugsie, we appreciate your cooperation for festing up to the robbery so quickly. But uh, we've got ourselves a problem, yeah. We got you at the scene of the crime at 836, but your neighbor claims you can hear you have a loud passionate sex with your apartment on the other side of town at 750. Now you tell me how you got your Mrs. Off for the next time to cross the Scouts for Second City and take 800 lards from the National Bank of the next time to get a copy on the true China London Way.

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It's affordable so you can throw it away after one use. For what time use? What am I made of money? Alright, Trigsy. No more Mr. Nice Cup. I'm gonna tell you next three eye holes. I'm gonna rip your heart out. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I got a couple stairs. You guys just want one? Yes! Thank you. Alright, Trigsy, you're free to go. God, I robbed a bank. I said get out of here! I said get out of here!

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What do you mean, like laundry? It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I'm so, so, so, so. Being bad feels pretty good. You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily.

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and read all of our blogs and watch our videos. Hey, men is what's up. What's going on? Happy sex of the Emily Day. I just decided it's our day. Oh, really? Yeah, it just feels right. I'm a little depressed on sex of the Emily Day. Why? What's wrong, honey? I've been reading the news. What's going on in the Middle East. I mean, I put out a warning a couple months ago, but I'm sure you don't even remember. In the Middle East, are you talking about the bombing in the Middle East? Are you, I put out a warning a couple months ago, but I'm sure you don't even remember of. In the Middle East, are you talking about the bombing in the Middle East? Are you talking about like Taco Bell

took away another taco that you like? I'm talking about something dead serious right now. Okay, what? Hostess filed for bankruptcy, and there's already within a day, there's a Twinkie shortage. Are you serious? Swart of God. Hostess Twinkies shortage. Are you serious? Swear to God.

Hostess Twinkies and like the cake, special cakes, because all the workers went on strike and then they lost a ton of money and they had a file for bankruptcy. No more Twinkie. Are you serious as a Twinkie shortage shortage? There's already a Twinkie shortage in America. And I said months ago, because they, they, they thought they produced enough Twinkies for a couple of years because Twinkies last.

They last like for 150 years. I have a Twinkie from seventh grade of the first. Yeah. And they thought they would be okay. And then the workers went on strike. And now there's a shortage. Oh my God. Now there's a bankruptcy. It's,. And now there's a bankruptcy. It's a- Hostess, you've never think they'd go bankrupt. It's a mess. It's like Jello or something. I mean, that's crazy. I'm so sorry.

Sorry, there's a little, you know that hurts me. I know, I love those cupcakes that you peel off the chocolate top and then there's the cream in the middle. What are those called? The Hostess cupcakes? Yeah, yeah. But the yellow ones are good too. No, the yellow ones are good.

Oh, the yellow ones are good. I don't like yellow. But but I like the chocolate and I like I used to eat those apple pie ones Oh, yeah, so bad for you and the donuts the little god every day in seventh grade my mom would give me money for first food for school And I'd buy six of those powdered donuts And the chocolate Oh, my god, we could not share hostes together, but you always see hostes stick like Venus in it with no production. You probably like how much I love it. Where's host's base? Do you know, aren't they like in the Midwest? No, they have bakeries all over.

There's one we're here in the San Francisco Bay area, which is Oakland's very close and they shut down a factory that had 164 workers. Oh my God, that's so sad. but you know what, the workers were getting paid. Ah, Jesus, that's sad. It's depressing, I'm sorry, this is the, you know, it's like showing the bad note. How can I continue knowing that I can't eat Twinkies anymore?

How can I continue the show? You gotta run out after the show and buy every Twinkie that you see. Seriously, you're right, they'll become collectors items one day. That's crazy. Stock up people. I'm so glad you're reading the newspaper. There could be a thousand dollars on eBay soon. I know, you're right, they'll become collectors items one day. That's crazy. Stock up people. I'm so glad you're reading the newspaper.

They're gonna be $1,000 on eBay soon. I know, you're seriously, that is really, really sad. Well, I'm having a crazy day, but it's just because I'm leaving for Mexico tomorrow. Oh, really? Yeah, for Mexico this week, tomorrow, I guess. So, um, yeah. We had dinner at the other night. I know. What'd you think about our dinner?

Delicious. Did you love it? I loved it. Yeah. It was your birthday dinner. It was your birthday dinner. More often. It was your it was your belated birthday dinner. We went to flower and water, which is a delicious restaurant in San Francisco. And it's very hard to get in.

And I happened to know the owner. Oh, excuse me. And it was fun. They sent you over a little birthday cake. Yeah. They put dessert and then we passed the leftover pasta, which I'm going to eat tonight for dinner, which you didn't. Are you serious? This is like a little like a little rabbit. Yeah, but it's so heavy. It was good. It was heavy. It didn't seem like a lot and then we're like, Oh, we need to eat more. I don't think I'm ordering. That was fun. You would have to do that.

We were on our phone the whole time, but it just felt like being here. That's like menace. You can't hang out in menace and I'm not as fun. He was like tweeting every meal every course. Yeah, and I'm Post-it-infollowing. You can find menace and men as a man as a phone. He was like tweeting every meal, every course. Yeah, and I'm posted in photo. And Instagram, and he can find men as an Instagram at menace. And I'm sex with them on Instagram and Twitter and Facebook, sex with them on Instagram. Yeah. I posted a photo of you on my Instagram.

Did I get likes? I got like a hundred something likes. Really? That's just because everyone likes your stuff. Even if you posted a black photo of nothing, like a mistake photo, a drop-to-phone. Like I always take pictures of my purse, like people would probably like that if you posted it. Yeah, I got 113 likes.

Oh nice. There was over 17 comments. Oh my God, I don't have that many commenters. Really? Not really. Well, they said they love you and they love the podcast. They love that we're together, that we we really it's not like fake for the podcast Madison. I really love each other. We really hang out sometimes deep deep deep sweet love when Emily doesn't talk then we hang out because it's ironic that you hate when I talk when we do talk together. That's that's irony. He just like a talk like talking and inappropriate times. Just the movie. I was preparing for the show, and I was off in some other work space, and you were in a meeting room space in a soundproof room, and I could hear you from across the office.

Wow, did that have like magical powers? There was a meeting going on right next to you. If I was in the meeting right next to you, I'd be like, what the f? Who does that change? They heard me in the sound crew. Yeah, I'm from. And you're like five foot nothing. How do you produce some or sound?

I don't know. I always have. I'm sort of impressed by my vocal capabilities. No, but you know the story. Like when I was like in second grade, and the teacher would be like, everyone would be talking. And she'd say, Emily, stop talking.

Because I was always the loudest. And my voice was really high. I talk like when I open till the age, like 12, or whenever your voice kind of changes, I sounded like I was always the loudest and my voice was really high. I talk like when I open till the age like 12 or whenever your voice kind of changes, I sounded like I was sucking on helium all the time. Wow. So my voice sounded like this, like making mouse so you could hear it above all the other noise and then I would always get yelled at for talking. So your balls dropped that one?

My balls dropped exactly. I don't know. Well, doesn't do you think it still sounds like I'm on helium? Sort of. I mean, I sort of have a strange voice that's distinct. Distinct. Good work. Yeah.

No, I think it's normal now. Right. Well, you've heard me talking for seven years. Yeah, but I hear voices that are insently annoying me and yours doesn't. Oh, that's so annoying. Yeah. Sometimes it's just too loud at inappropriate times. I understand.

I'm sorry. Don't hate me. Don't hate me for talking. Today's show. We're going to be talking, it's no shave November. If you knew that. You know everyone's doing all these mustache things. Yeah. Okay. I know it's for good cause, but dude, people, the mustache craze, come on. Why is every car in the city of a mustache? It's because of the November thing. No, the mustache thing. Okay, that's a car service like Uber. It's called Lyft. And their whole thing is the mustache. I was wondering, okay, so there's all these cars driving around San Francisco with like big furry moustaches across the front. And I thought

that's what was for November. So I once participated in this, I was like a, I don't know, spokesperson or I. You grew a mustache? No, I didn't grow a mustache, but that would have been really hot. But it's, um, but they call it November, right? It's for testicular cancer, I didn't grow mustache, but that would have been really hot. But it's, they call it November, right? It's for testicular cancer, I think, and people raise money and they grow their beards and they grow my stashes for November. Or it's mustache, November, November. It's like for cancer for men or something, right?

So there's a lot of that going on. So we thought this is a perfect day to do a man's gaping show because that is a very popular topic. Plus we're going to be answering your emails. Plus, I have to give a shout out to speaking of man-scaping. This will fit much better on your man-scaped product piece, your man-scape piece. Is the screaming O?

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And we have some news, sex in the news. Oh, we do have some news. Oh, we do have some news. Yeah, we do have some news. People have been keeping it up on it. Emily has moved to Los Angeles to become a big star. Right. And leaving me here in San Francisco. Yes, but.

But the United you're not even going to notice because we're going to have so many shows. Yeah, we're still doing shows every week. So don't worry about it. Menace is coming to the two LA and we're doing shows. Yeah, I already booked. I'm ready. In between the drinking, we're going doing shows every week. So don't worry about it. Menace is coming to the two LA and we're doing shows. Yeah, I already booked in between the drinking. We're going to be doing shows. We're actually going to do our drunk show which we talked about during forever.

Like a hundred episodes. We promised it like 600 episodes ago. It was like show 169 because we thought 69. That's funny. We'll get drunk, but we didn't, which was sad, but we will get drunk and do a show. Maybe we're funny. Whatever funnier when we're drunk,

and we have to be drunk for every show. No. I don't know. Is there any other news that you know about? We did talk last night the other day after we recorded the show, we were talking about the breakup of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. While they were already spotted back together. They're so young, they should not be together. You should not get. You know, you promote people not being together. Right. Because they're young. They're growing. They're changing. So what? It's teenagers. People can get together when they're young, man. I'm sorry. Yeah, but they're not happy. They're not happy. They're not happy.

I'm not happy with you. Don't get married before you're 30. Okay, when is a calculation premature and when should a penis be made? No, I'm how long is sex supposed to last? One consensus is consensus of sex therapy said three to seven minutes of penis in vagina is adequate, while seven to 13 minutes is desirable. If three minutes is adequate, then when does it become an actual medical diagnosis of premature ejaculation?

So a lot of doctors in the late 80s when physicians started prescribing SSRI medications to treat depression, now it's like zooloft and paxil, it's all that stuff. Some patients taking them notice that they were also taking longer to ejaculate. So they started prescribing these drugs. Then they started making these topical numbing creams now to partially numb your penis during sex

to prevent premature ejaculation. You do lose fine sensory details of someone lately breasted your penis for the feather. You probably wouldn't know it, but it actually isn't as numbing as you think. That sounds kind of painful. I think you should just do your keglet exercise is download my app keglet camp in the iTunes store

or on your smartphone. Oh, it's just for iPhones on your iPhone. And if you do them five minutes a day, you won't be a pre-reductor regulator and you will have stronger orgasms. That's all I gotta say about that. Can you imagine putting numbing cream in your penis when that scared you that would never be company now?

What if it never became un-num? No, I wouldn't do it, I'm sorry. Okay, well here is. The keyla is my numbing agent. I know, I know. What kind of keyla is that when you visit? I know, I know. I have a couple that I like.

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her phone number and other communication devices of Justin Bieber cannot contact her. That's what TMZ said. And menace and you believe TMZ already had a picture of them together. Well, they were probably exchanging their, you know, shoes that she left at her house. No, they were at a restaurant. Well, whatever, they were saying they were goodbyes. So, and then there's, so anyway, after, and TMZ learned the breakup

definitely involved another woman. Oh, no. They have speculation it's a Victoria Seagromodel. Well, who else are you gonna cheat with if not a Victoria Secret Model, right? Yeah. And then you all know about Mr. Patreus. He resigns as director of the CIA after having a fair with his biographer. You heard about all about this, right? Do you think this was because he didn't want to

be the person that had to go through all those interviews with that whole thing of not having enough protection for those people that I killed overseas. I don't think so. I think that he truly had an affair with this woman. It's just good timing. It was just good timing that he didn't have to go through it. But Paula Broadwell, the biographer

who's never written a biography before, she flew her out with him to the golfer wherever, wherever they were with mental ease for two more two years. I mean, like, what, I don't know that that's right. How long he did it, but how long did he float up? But the point is he knew he was having a fair with her and then he like, oh, I know what I'll do. I'll fly her with me to travel with me

and live with me and have an affair. But he's trying to give Bette with his wife. He had to resign. I don't think it matters. I do not know why people care. His, I mean, I guess he's married and that's wrong. That is wrong. I'm sorry, you should not cheat.

You should break up with your partner before you cheat. So that's wrong. But it doesn't mean that he can't be the director of the CIA still because he was, you know, getting blow jobs from another woman. I don't think, you know, you should ever cheat or anything like that. But it sucks because every time they show a clip of his wife talking, she, she talks like this. Hi, how are you doing? I am a robot.

Really? Hi. And my husband is in the seat. No, this is like a couple. They like to show random clips of her like speaking at certain things. How long were they together? 37 years.

Yeah. It's a long, 37 years, you're right. Yeah. He said, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in extra marital fair. Yes, you did. Such behaviors unacceptable. Both as a husband and a leader of an organization, such as ours.

I'm just tired of this. Like in France, the president gets married. He has other spouses. You know, it's like it's okay. Like I should move to France and then no one would, I wouldn't have to read these stories anymore. It would be, see, if you don't want to be with the robot anymore, CIA guy, it is a divorce or like why?

Why just continue this thing where you can get busted, you know? I don't know. Just hook up with the biographer. She's kind of, I think men, when they're in very powerful positions, I think it's two things. They think that they are sort of invincible and that nothing can touch them and that it's sort of okay and they live above the law. I mean, is the director of the CIA how is he going to get in trouble? And then I also think that there is something that comes with power that men just think that, again, they're invincible, but also that you think you can have anything. You're like, I've got

I've got all the money I need, I've got this, I've got women and it's just sort of everything that your fingertips and power is an affidija for many women. So he probably, you know, and he's not the best looking guy in the world, but he probably has opportunities to be with women because of his powerful status. I think that has a lot to do with it too. Do you know what's funny? I was wondering, I go, why is there such a big investigation in this? And I guess I can understand like security breach and all that stuff. But then the funny thing is you bring up like how he was flying around everywhere. Like who was paying for that? Was the government paying for that? for each and all that stuff. But then the funny thing is you bring up like how he was flying around everywhere,

like who was paying for that? Was the government paying for that? Or was he paying out a pocket? I'm sure he never pays out a pocket. He's a government official. If you work for the government for that long, you figure out ways never to pay for anything. I think I worked for the government.

Anyway, a long time ago, I would not get a job with the government again, but it was a very good job for a while. Okay, we can get in some emails. All right, emails from the people. What's going on? From the peeps. Hi, Emily.

I live with my boyfriend and a roommate. We all met in the military, and I got speaking to the military, and I got out about two years ago. Since then, we've all gotten very close and pretty much know everything about each other. The roommate was in a relationship for about as long as my boyfriend, and I've been together, but broke up with his girlfriend when she moved to Japan. It was hard for him at first, and we've all been there for him. But it became clear as time went on

that he had feelings for me. He even kissed me in his car, and I never told my boyfriend. It seems that this is a trend when we get drunk, and I assume that it might be a drunk thing, but I really feel that he has actual feelings for me. I've confronted him about it, but he doesn't seem to want to talk about it,

but honestly, I feelings frame two. My boyfriend is leaving for the military next October and will be gone. We'll be going home to Oregon. The plan was to go with him, but now I'm not so sure. I care about both of them. I don't want to hurt either. My feelings are so overwhelming right now. I don't know what to do.

Please help Cecilia. She's living with two men that she's got feelings for. That's difficult. That's a challenge situation. I would say if you are having other feelings for this guy that you probably shouldn't be going with him away to Oregon. He's going to Oregon and you're going to go with them. You know what? I think you're young. I think that you shouldn't go with your boyfriend. If you're already having feelings for your roommate, there's going to be other men that you feelings for. And I would say that you're probably right and he won't talk about it because there is,

I used to have a guy friend that every time he was drunk, he would try to make out with me. And they're like, you know what? If you really like me and you wanna be with me, let's talk about it when you're sober. So then it lunch the next day, I used to stay with him in LA all the time. I'd say, this was not my ex, this was another friend.

But every time we were drunk, which was a lot, he was like, let's hook up. So then lunch, I'd be like, so, do you have feelings for me? Do you wanna go with me? And you'd be like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. So I never really knew, and we're still good friends, and he's getting married now,

and he doesn't try to kiss me anymore. But I'm just curious, if he, you know, and there's sometimes it is just a drunk thing. So I wouldn't, to say, I would not, not go with your boyfriend to his place because of this other roommate, but it sounds like you're in the place right now where you're open to liking other people, whether or not it's the roommate or whoever.

It sounds like you have ambivalence about your relationship with your boyfriend, and therefore I would perhaps just, you know, stay where you're at. If you guys are meant to be, you can do a long distance thing for a while, but I'm just always wary of women. I'm assuming in your 20s, even, you know, just picking up and moving with their boyfriend, they think it's going to be it. And you just, like I said earlier, like, I don't even think you should get married for your 30. Like 20s are all about figuring who you are, what you want, playing around, having good time. And it sounds like you just,

you're confused right now. And so I would say that doesn't, you shouldn't move in with your boyfriend just because with him, just because you think that's gonna help solve things You're still gonna if it's not the roommate it'll be someone else Cecilia You're breaking my heart But I know the rest of the song I know it all but I'm not gonna sing because people would turn people would turn off the Cecilia

I'm down my knees I'm begging you please to come home Cecilia Okay. Cecilia. Cecilia, okay, Cecilia, so that's what we have to say. Right, what do you think, man? Do you have any feelings? I know. You disagree with me? Yeah.

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A few weeks ago, I got home from work and went into long into the computer we share and saw a message pop up from some guy. I got to reading their conversation, turned out they had sex while I was at work. I confronted her about it that night and we kinda worked things out, but I can't get out of my head. I try not to think about it, but I know it will always be there.

I still think I love her, but at the end of the night, we were both young people trying to do the grown-up thing. I don't know what to do. Confuse and need of help. Daniel from Danville, Pennsylvania. So I think you got a confrontor about it. I know it's not great to check the email and all that stuff. Well, he did. He said he did.

He said he talked to her about it, and then they're working on it. He said, like, oh, I confronted her right now. Yeah. So I know you can't get it out of your head. I don't know why I didn't say it. I know you can't get it out of your head. I don't know why I didn't say it. I know you can't get it out of your head. And it is very, very hard because an affair

can destroy a relationship, but it can also repair a relationship. So you guys might need to go into some therapy, you're young, and you're together. And I mean, do you not want to have sex with anyone else? You might. That might come up for you, too. So I think you guys should really get into it.

It's really hard to forgive and forget because you picture her with someone else and when she says she's at the grocery store, you're thinking, is she really at the grocery store, is she being in the neighbor? So you just don't know. But it can also renew a relationship and bring people closer together. But the thing is that trust is one of the most precious assets in a relationship. And once it's tainted, it can be very hard to rebuild. So it takes engaging in emotional work and serious commitment. You have to commit to the relationship by both partners to get the trust back.

So if you're just like, oh, I'm gonna let it go. I'm just gonna not think about it. That's not good. If it keeps coming up to you every day, then you're still having some trauma by it. It's almost like post traumatic stress disorder. Like, you know, it's like post traumatic. You just need to go bang somebody else and it's equal playing field.

And you're extremely bad at that. No, don't bang someone else. You can use the affair as an opportunity to learn from mistakes. It messes up the relationship forever. But people, as a man, sorry, you can speak as a woman. And I think women can get over this kind of stuff way easier than a guy can. I give that to you, to you, uh, women. You can, I think you can, uh, forgive and forget when it comes to this

kind of stuff, but guys, it's just like, it's such an ego thing. Yeah. And, uh, you know, I, you got to go bang somebody else in, in your mindset, you're, honey, that's not going to make him equal. That's not going to make him feel better if you're being someone else. Don't be someone else. It's a couple, you can use the affair as an opportunity to learn from your mistakes. It can improve your communication and your overall connection to the marriage and all that. But it can become stronger than it was before the affair,

but I'm here to tell you, Daniel, it's gonna take work. And are you ready for the work? Because if it's bothering you coming up every day, then you are not over yet and And you got to go to therapy with her ASAP. You can have community communities have like cheaper therapy. If you can't afford therapy, a lot of people can't. I always say you should go to therapy because I believe that every person on this planet, including menace needs therapy. And a lot of people get a part of Jesus. Don't give it

we don't have time. What time again to why do I need therapy? Give me a couple reasons. Honey, because I think that you have some commitment emotional issues. I do. I really do. And I think that you are, I can't get into it now. Cause we gotta do it in a short time.

But everyone, I know. But it's just like, I do like, everyone has different feelings about different things. I feel like you are not as emotionally available maybe with women. I think you have some negativity towards women, which I don't understand. I thought it came from your mom, but you've told me that it doesn't. I feel like sexually, unless you have some crazy sex that I don't know about, you might be a little more inhibited, which is ironic that you're, you know,

sex with them with me. I think that, you know, as long as I've known, you know really how to girlfriend. I know you're kind of sort of dating someone now that you keep in the closet, but I don't, I feel like if you were with someone that you really loved and you feel like it's an equal, you'd be like, out with her, I'd meet her, I'd know her, or pray to her around the whole thing. Or maybe you do, and I don't see you.

I'm just, I'm just not sure that you know exactly what you want. And I know that the work, and I get it, because work is so important, like I have a hard time being in a relationship because I'm not making the money I need to be making and I'm my career's not where I want it to be, and all that stuff. So I think a lot of that holds you back. I don't know, but I think you're overall healthy.

I don't think you're terrible. Like I don't think you need to go to therapy tomorrow. But I think everyone in the universe benefits from therapy. My parents do mean that there were as 10. See that. Honey, I'm healthy. Maybe that therapy made you at 10 years old. My parents had to force that.

I do pictures. I do pictures. That's what you do in therapy when you're at the 10. It's crazy at 10 years old. You can't even comprehend what's going on. I know. It was really hard. My parents divorced when I was six and I still believe you. That's exactly why you need therapy. You've never dealt with that. What do you mean I never dealt with that? That's awesome. I think that you need help. I don't want to hear bitching. You know, our argument. Yeah. I think it's cool.

I'm happy that they got divorced and they didn't want to like be together because they felt that they have to because they had a son. But it's still hard as a kid to not have mommy and daddy and all your friends and mommy and daddy and your parents were like, I never really tripped off it to be honest. I think you blocked it. That I blocked it. I think you're still tripping. No. Why wouldn't you care? You like your daddy, like your mom, right? Or you don't? Yeah, no, I like them both. Okay, maybe you're still tripping. No. Why wouldn't you care? You like your dad, you like your mom, right? Or you don't? Yeah, no, I like them both.

I think they're awesome. Okay, maybe you're totally fine. I'm sorry. I just don't like, my mom's a concept warrior. Always like, you know, oh, did you get this done? I just don't like carrying it. So that's why we don't talk about women talking period. And that comes from your mom.

Maybe. Yeah, you know, I think that is part of it. Okay, we had to break through it. Okay, we had to break through. No, you have to be talking. I think that is part of it. Okay, we had a break through it. Okay, we had a break through it. No, really, you don't. I think it, no. I believe that most men, not most men, many men think that women eventually start to sound like their mother and they just want them to shut the hell up.

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We have, yeah? We have a few minutes. Yes. We're gonna do this topic because today's show is a little bit shorter. Don't everyone email me and get upset because it's just busy right now and I love you all. So don't get mad at me.

Shield the F out. Body grooming or man's shaping, okay? This is where you just do some dose. This is where you just do some dose. Why would it do oh my God that's I got it. We okay so every Thursday we release our old show we've got seven hundred shows um and a lot of them are not online now they're not available but that was one of our earliest shows I was like show number 40 and we've done 700 I had this bikini wax or come in who does men and women she does man zillions and boys zillions whatever they call them and I had her bikini waxer come in who does men and women. She does manzilians and boyzilians, whatever they call them.

And I had her give menace a bikini wax on the air. Yeah. He stripped down and he I didn't see it because you were in another room and ripped the wax off you. Yeah. And then you back. It did. It did.

Ever again. It did. It did. I was injured for life. No, you weren't. Yeah. You it wasn't that bad. But men are doing all this stuff now. Men are I mean, so I literally knew the Castro, which is like the gay district. I mean, they're everyone, not just gay community, but like everyone. I don't know why I said that. But everyone does do it. So do here's some just don'ts. You definitely

know that they do it because in the Castro, everyone's walking around naked now. My buddy. I know. My buddy. He Instagrammed this picture of this guy today, and it was raining in San Francisco. And this guy was walking down the street, completely naked, and he goes, it's raining men. Oh my God, that's funny. I'm in the back. There's that whole swath of grass.

But these guys are all hairless. Right, exactly. So, do, these are some dues and don'ts. Do trim your armpit hair. Keep your underarm hair trimmed to a reasonable length. It will not only look better this way, but you also notice that you'll sweat less and they'll smell better.

Do you trim your armpit hair? No, I'm not really hairy there. Some guys don't need to. Yeah. But don't shave your armpit's bare. That's freaky. And that's weird. Women expect to see some hair beneath their arms,

but if it gets too long, it's okay to trim it. Do groom your chest hair if you will. Now, I don't know about this. Some women love curly, crazy chest hair. Some don't. So it really, it's your preference. I know like in the gay community, like a lot of my friends, I do, they don't, they don't like any hair. But if you got a lot, you know, trim it. Do you do it, right? Can you do that? Do you do that? No. No, I'm not hairy there. But I do, I lot, you know, trim it. Do you do it, right? Can you do that? Do you do that now? No, I'm not hairy there. But I do, I think, once I start man-scaping, it is starting to gain longer and thicker.

And people say that's the urban man. That's not true. It is the man. Where I must be, that's the only place that I'm really hairy then, because everywhere else, I'm not hairy at all. Really? Yeah.

Huh. I don't know. I grow a lot of hair on my face quickly now. You Really? Yeah. Huh. I don't know. I grew a lot of hair on my face quickly now. You do. Yeah. Huh. Okay.

So, but you okay. So, don't go Brazilian or bear, but you can do a man-zillion. The only men who ever consider going completely hairless are competitive bikers or swimmers. It's not done for, it's not for the purpose of increased speed or just, if it's not for the purpose of increased speed, it's just kind of weird. And I've dated biker guys that have, you know, they shaved their whole body. It's kind of weird. So don't go wherever it's trim.

Like you trim your pubic area. I don't know. Yeah, you have to. You have to guys. So just trim down there. Plus makes your penis look bigger too. Is that true? It does.

Is that why you trim? No, I just, I'm just hairy. Okay. Do you get rid of shoulder and back hair? I'm just telling you, these are the popular loose adults. I never want to say you have to get rid of your back hair. But as my friend calls it a back pussy, I do think that it's not attractive.

Here in your back pussy. He calls it a back pussy. With his back hair. Is that funny? You can use that. All right. Most of them agree that he already got back. Where I don't know. I don't know. To say like, hey, dude, you got a back hair. Is that funny? You can use that. All right. Most of them agree that he had a back. Where I don't know.

I don't know. Just say like, hey, dude, you got a backpuss. You better wax that. Your backpuss, he's looking kind of wearable, fish. But it is kind of like, you see the guys in the gym with a hair everywhere. But then again, I'm going to say this. There are some people who might find that really attractive.

So I'm just saying, but if you don't know what to do it, you can also get like laser. And it can be gone forever. It's more expensive. So I'm just saying, but if you don't know what to do, you can also get like laser, and it can be gone forever, it's more expensive, or you can just wax it. Don't shave patterns. I don't want to see like a heart or your initials or my initials in your penis and your pubic hair or in your child.

Women do that though, they shave like hearts. Women do put like the jazzling, like they've jazzled over a vagina. So I would say that you could do pubic, there's some pubic, there's some pubic hairstyles, there's the cock-hawk for the male, landing strip for men,

they shave all the hair except a thick strip down the center, there's a flame hawk, shave all hair except a strip, use gel to form spikes or the boss hog, shaving only a small strip down the middle and leaving hair on each side. So that's about male grooming. Women can participate in no

no shave November 2 with the returns of the 70s bush if they want to. How would you feel about that? The returns of the no. You don't like the bush? No. Okay. And here's another thing guys about trimming down there. I have to be honest. I don't care. Like if I'm with a guy and he doesn't it doesn't bother me even if I'm performing or all sex in him. Like I'm not that type of about it. But that could be a lot of women are kind of like not into it if you're with a woman. And she might not perform all sex in you.

If you want more all sex, I have to tell you about mask, your mask.com, M-A-S-Q-E, they're like those breath strips that you pride your tongue. And they mask the taste of semen because some women don't perform all sex maybe they don't want your hair, but they And they mask the taste of semen. Cause some women don't perform all sex maybe they don't watch her hair but they don't like the taste of semen. So mask, it hides taste of semen.

It tastes like mango chocolate, watermelon and strawberry. Either one that you can pick four flavors. You put in your tongue for 20 minutes and it's for a great for the gay community too. And it just tastes like you, you know, when you're next time from all sex it'll taste like a chocolate milkshake.

It's awesome. Delish. So are you not going to let me get into female grooming now because you're tense? Yeah. Okay. We'll save for the next show. We'll save for the next show. Okay. This is what I got to say. They're just let me say one more thing. All right.

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