Sex With Emily - SWE: Penis Size
Episode Date: January 15, 201485% of men are under the misconception that the population’s penis size is larger than it actually is. An average erect penis is 5.5- 6.2 inches. No matter what penis size you're packing, you can fi...nd sex positions that work with your willy. I'll tell you what to do with a small, medium, bendy, large, or gargantuan penis. Other topics: cyber sex, robot hand jobs, men who hate condoms, male-male-female threesomes, overly sensitive penises, internal orgasms, antidepressants, and cunnilingus. Use coupon code EMILY for 15% off at Good Vibrations: http://bit.ly/19rLghs. Use coupon code EMILY25 for 25% off at crazygirlproducts.com and coupon code EMILY for 20% off your first purchase at Emilyandtony.com. Check out my new vibrator store: www.sexwithemilyovo.com/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Although I feel like I'm getting a little sick too, but I think it's because I'm getting
sick in the head
because I've got a huge week ahead of me.
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Haven't done that before. So if anyone's going to be in Las Vegas next week, I'm talking January, let me look at the schedule. Where is it?
I keynote on January 16th. It's in Las Vegas, AVN, porn awards with the porn show. I'm going to be on the porn star floor, which is a good location with Mr. Skin. Mr. Skin who has been fast forwarding what all the nude scenes since
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we're sharing a booth. That's going to be really, really fun. Have you worked with him
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it'd probably be creepy. Really? When you've met him like he's so handsome in Midwestern.
He's very nice but yeah as soon as he gets behind that mic that you know how he's talking
about the bush and then you see a little bit of the bush there for a minute and he's got
that that Midwestern accent there's just something off putting. No No, I see what you're saying. You got the Midwestern
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what else, oh, today's show, do you wanna know what it's about?
It is about, we're gonna be talking about penises
because I know that that's your favorite subject,
Anderson, or men love thinking about their penises
and other penises.
So we're gonna try our penis sizes,
what to do with your different penis size.
I'm always giving you tips of what to do with your penis,
but what if you got a big small medium, curvy penis, what are you going to do about that? We're
going to talk about that. Also, I'll be reading the emails that you sent to feedback at
sexwithelm.com. I read all your emails. I tried to get to all of them. And today, some
of the things we'll be talking about is antidepressants and sex. Overleaf sensitive
penises, male to male, male, female
free sums, and a woman who wants to have an internal G-spot
orgasm, who doesn't.
So that is what we got for you today, and also, okay, so let's
just get into the penis topic, because I like this one.
So having sex with different penises.
So here's some stats for you all. The average flaccid penis is 3.75 inches or 9.5 centimeters.
However, that stat is rendered useless with the effect of outside forces.
Coldness and swimming can reduce the size of the penis by two inches.
Just like that sign felt episode.
Do you remember that?
With George the Swinkels?
Do they know about shrinkage? Do they know about shrinkage? I was in the pool. Do you remember that? With George Kisz? Drinkage? Do they know about shrinkage?
Do they know about shrinkage?
I was in the pool.
Do you remember that?
He's naked.
Of course.
Of course.
He looks a little bit like a...
He looks a little bit like a penis as well.
Right.
George Kisz.
He looks a little bit like a penis as well.
Right.
A girl or a show or exactly does look like a penis.
So that can happen.
85% of men are under the delusion that the population's
penis size is larger than it actually is, which is why men
walk around beating themselves up and worried about their penis size. And I'm telling is, which is why men walk around beating
themselves up and worried about their penis size.
And I'm telling you, you guys are the only ones worried we're not as caught up with your
penis as you are.
A man's shoe size.
There is no correlation to his penis size.
So all the women are checking out guys shoes.
I'm sorry, you might wear a size 15.
What are you looking at?
What are you laughing at?
You got a attractive young girl that works for you in here
Lindsay is Lindsay and her yes and when you said that the ladies don't care
about size she made a sound that made me think that maybe she does
Lindsay you care about it okay I'm saying they don't okay sure there are size
queens there are women who definitely only want certain types of girls you
always see standing next to black guys, right?
Exactly, but women are not as obsessed about it and your penis is probably fine
Okay, and even if you have a small penis like you know our buddy might catharine talks about all the time
He's happily married to a beautiful woman and he has a small penis apparently
Right, and that's just a stick. I think it's stick. Well, he's a small dude too
He's small dude and I actually I know this is a, I dated a guy for two years with a small penis.
I broke up with him not because it was penis, but I can tell you this.
He's happily married with two children.
They're madly in love.
They've been together 10 years and she obviously, the penis is fine.
The kids boys are girls.
Boys and girls.
A little dick boy.
I think a little dick boy.
Yeah.
I'm sorry about that.
So yeah, no, someone, I'm just saying as much time,
I guess what I'm saying is,
as much time as men are spending obsessing
about it, women are not as worried about that as you do.
And you know, do you know that if you get like a better job
at work or your testosterone goes up,
the penis actually grows?
You know that?
No, if you get a better job, it grows out.
Yeah, if you get a higher position,
like if you get put in a position of power at work,
it's no in fact, a scientific fact.
And I'm not making this up.
Your penis actually grows.
Really?
Yeah.
Like grows by like what?
Probably millimeters.
Right.
Still, I mean, it's something.
It's totally something.
Displacement test is a bit of...
Exactly.
So everyone should get a really good job right now or what was the other thing you said?
Any kind of power test?
Oh, it's a strong.
But it's a temporary thing, just like penis pumps.
OK, so a man's shoe size no correlation.
A small penis will grow about 100% in length,
while a large penis will grow about 75% in length.
So if it's small, it'll grow 100%.
OK, average or rack penis is, this is the average, 5.5 to 6.2 inches long.
How do you measure up?
I think a lot of guys think that they're a lot smaller than they actually are and they're
probably average and fine.
So if you have a small penis and you're insecure about your sexual abilities, it's important
that you become really good at foreplay.
Really good at foreplay.
The closer to orgasm you can get her to during foreplay, the less time it will take you
to make her orgasm during intercourse.
Here are some positions to try if you feel that you are a penile challenged.
Doggy style, great position for deep penetration, which also makes your penis seem bigger.
Have her place or head and shoulder on a pillow beneath her with her butt up in the air.
For optimal results, make sure her back is arched, her thighs can be together.
Also, you can try leaning in during penetration for more physical contact.
This will create a feeling of intimacy and a feeling that you have a larger penis.
Also, positions with pillows.
Instead of positioning yourself in a standard missionary position,
use a pillow to change the angle.
Pillars are amazing.
And you know, liberator, you know, liberator, they made the original sex furniture.
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They've got some great cushion that's just made for sex.
So if you use a, where to go?
If you use a pillow, so try leaning in
to during penetration for more physical contract.
Oh wait, back to the pillows, okay.
The pillow will elevate her to an angle
for better deeper penetration.
She can place her leg on your shoulders
or how her knees towards her head.
Using her own hand also to play with her knees towards her head, using her own hand
also to play with her clitoris in this position will help.
Clitoral stimulation is the key to having an orgasm.
So like I said at the beginning, make sure that she is pleased first.
If you're worried or you're in a relationship with someone and you're thinking she's
like, you know, babe, your penis isn't doing it for me, you know, bring out a vibrator,
perform oral sex, learn how to please our.
You should always know how to please our.
You should always know how to do oral perform oral sex
or whatever it is that makes her feel good.
But, um, clitoral stimulation is always a key.
It has 8,000 nerve endings.
Your penis has half those nerve, 8,000.
I don't know how many of those are penis-off.
Has like, 4,000.
Any oil.
So what you're suggesting is that sex
feels doubly good for you guys, you know what?
I don't know I actually want a penis for a day just to see if that's true
I wish I could like I wish there was some time
You think with all the technology we have in the world now that I could get a penis for a day
I think if women could get a penis for a day it'd be very dangerous
Why?
Because every girl that I talked to every female I talked to and I asked him that question
What would you do if you had a penis for a day?
Inevitably almost every single one across the board has said that they'd run around sticking it into everything.
I would.
See? That'd be a dangerous thing.
The first thing I thought I'd say is that I've seen from American pie.
I was going to have sex with an apple pie.
If every woman got a penis for a day, just a random day, you never know, kind of like a period.
Like, you know, that three days a month, but one day out of their entire life,
there'd be on any given day in a big busy city, a few hundred women who have their penis for a day day.
They're running around, reaping havoc on everything, sticking their penises in.
Well, you know, it serves the rest of the world right, men right, because you guys are
doing it anyway.
You're always looking at us with your, a rep penis.
We're not just sticking it.
We're having to be like.
We're getting boners in appropriately.
Um, what would you do if you'd have a giant of her day?
Just stick.
Stick things in it all day.
Yeah, which seat there you go.
Would you wait for it, it clitoris with 8,000 nerve endings.
So what I'm saying though, is the clitoris, I mean, the only reason the clitoris exists
is for pleasure, female pleasure.
So learn how to, you know, women too, it's your responsibility as well.
If you're with a guy whose penis isn't exactly what you dream of, wasn't the penis that
you'd hope is in dreams of, you know, one day when you're born,
you dream to be a larger man.
Wasn't the penis of the white and shiny armor?
It wasn't the penis that were exactly.
It didn't write up in a white and shiny horse and the white and shiny armor.
I'm sorry, it's late here.
So, I would say that, you know, it might not happen.
And just put it over.
Get to know your clitoris.
Get to know how to please yourself.
It will do you good.
I got actually interviewed by a journalist today
from Shape Magazine about masturbation.
We had a really interesting talk today
for a really long time.
She's doing an article on a masturbation.
And I was saying that it is probably with females,
number one job on the planet.
If she wants to have a full sexual healthy life,
she should take her masturbation seriously and I think
masturbation should also involve some cross-training. So if you do know how to
organism and you have one no problem, why don't you just try another way? I mean we
have so many arrogynous zones on our body, men and women that we often don't
explore and if you do some exploring on it you might be pleasantly surprised.
So you know mix up your masturbation repertoire
and teach your boyfriend or your partner
or other things that you learn that make you feel good.
Oh, so you mean, when you said cross-creening,
I really thought you meant like go hiking
and masturbate at the same time.
Did you, no, you could do that.
You could have sex outside.
No, I mean, like, you know, some women only,
like, you know, we all ever go to thing, right?
You probably masturbate the same way every time, right?
No, it's always different.
No, it's not.
Maybe the porn that you're watching is different,
but you do the same thing,
and you got the same towel that you grab.
Whatever you all do,
because we're lazy.
Yeah, it's kind of crazy, but routine behind the way.
Yeah, we've all got our routine.
We've got our sex routines,
and we've got our masturbation routines.
But I believe that people should think of masturbation
as something that is expansive
and expanding your sexual health and well-being.
So for example, let's say you just get bad bed and you always know I touched my clitoris,
I have an orgasm in three minutes, I go to bed.
But what about your G-spot orgasms?
Explore that, we're going to actually get into that.
We had a listener email about wanting a G-spot orgasm.
So just try to even things, mix up your vibrators, mix up your fingers, mix up what you do.
Because sex is fun, people, sex is fun.
And have a lot more fun with it.
Have a sexual full life.
Okay, medium penis.
A medium penis perfect for finding out what position suits you and your partner.
You can try again having sex different angles by using a pillow under her bum during
missionary position.
Have a removal legs closer together or spread them wide.
Just find out what you both enjoy most.
And even if you believe, Anderson,
that you have the perfect size penis,
a vibrator, can enhance the sexual experience.
Have a move of vibrator on her clitoris
while you move inside her.
Again, this is always a good bang for your buck.
It's the short thing if she can orgasm clitorally.
Because a lot of time the man's penis is inside you
and it's just not hitting your clitoris.
And a lot of women can only orgasm that way, so use a vibrator.
And again, to keep talking about pillows, because they really do elevate women, a lot of women
just need to have a pillow underneath them.
So try that out, just grab a pillow from the bed, or like I said, buy the sex, ferniture
from a vibrator, and you'll see that it can elevate or associate you can reach her in
different spots.
Emily, I don't want to get too biological here.
Oh, good.
But it is interesting that the clitoris is placed where it is, right?
And the penis goes inside, but the clitoris is not inside the vagina.
But as animals, I mean, are we set up to be having doggie-style sex and is the idea
that this is gross kind of a little bit, but is the idea that the balls are tapping on
the clitoris? I mean, what is the, what's set up there? Because the man's penis is not designed to
both penetrate and stimulate the glitter. Exactly. That is a greater idea. That is a really good,
okay, so the, the, the, that is an amazing point, and that is why my purpose is on the planet,
is to explain to people, a lot of men who like learned how to say sex, they learn like the jackhammer, right? They start pounding their...
Well, that's what everyone sees on TV.
Exactly. Right. But that is like nowhere near a clitoris. So that's why I tried to explain
that if you use pillows and you use different things, you can actually hit her clitoris
more that way from certain positions. Like straight forward missionary, not really going
to do it. And that's why I always say
that either you should be touching a clitoris,
she should be rubbing a clitoris,
or you can use a vibrator on it,
because the old in and out, which is why I think people
are so, and especially women and men,
they're like bummed out that they're partner
and women are bummed, they can't have orgasms
during intercourse, only 30% of women regularly have orgasms
during penetration alone, and by alone, I mean only by the penis. And that means that 70% of women regularly have orgasms during penetration alone. And by alone, I mean only by the penis.
And that means that 70% of women,
and that's not even all the time,
that's like women who actually can at 30% of the time,
they need the extra clitoral simulation.
So biologically, I think we're just created to create babies.
Like that's why we're here, right?
That's why the penis and the vagina,
like you can shoot your sperm and whatever,
it wasn't about pleasure.
But yeah, it does feel like sometimes when the balls
hit the clitoris, that happens or hit you in different places.
But-
You see some kind of like God was being a little rude
when he set up the ladies with their parts
on the outside.
I know, it's rude and it's confusing
because we're like, oh, I don't wonder,
I mean, I was confused.
When I was having sex at the age,
I was like, I don't get my mavic orgasms.
Like it feels good.
And the thing is, it's not all about the orgasm sex
really does feel good.
If I've had an orgasm, I'm fine. It feels good. And the it's not all about the orgasm. Sex really does feel
good. If I've added of it
orgasm, I'm fine. It's good.
It does in and out the
intimacy, but you got to move
things around to make sure that
you are hitting her in those
places. Guys are easy. Like
you're happy, right? I mean,
yeah, we're very, very simple.
You know what Drew says often on a love line that I've heard him say a number of times and it's true.
The vagina is not an inside out penis, which is what a lot of guys think it is.
Right, and it needs to be warmed up.
It needs to be stimulated.
Each one's different.
Each one's different, like snowflakes.
It's no flex.
I mean, every penis is, I mean, every penis, every vagina is different and every woman
is going to masturbate differently and need something different, which is why for men, I'm sorry that you have to figure it out.
It's fun.
You think it's fun.
It's like a Rubik's Cube.
It's a Rubik's Cube.
A vagina is the Rubik's Cube of life.
So what if you have a bendy penis?
Women enjoy bendy penises.
They can also hit the G-spot while.
So you just have to know how to position yourself.
The position that you pick depends on if your penises been upwards or downwards or to the right of the left. Men can use their bent penis to stimulate the
front wall of a vagina also known as a g-spot. So for example, let's say your penis curves
upward, Anderson. Missionary position could be great for hitting your g-spot. And if
your penis points downwards, doggy style could be great for hitting your g-spot. You're
lucky man, you've got like a sex toy penis if you have a
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Yeah, but I think it's a plus a curve. I'm like oh, it's like some summer like they're almost having anal sex with themselves when they're walking around
You know, I mean, yeah, I know you right. That could be that could be a little little awkward
But I'm giving you all solutions here for things that you could work on whatever penis you have so a big penis
Sex with the big penis can hurt every man's dreaming about having a huge penis
There are a lot of men whose penis are actually too big
I've had a lot of people calling and a lot of listeners email me over the years saying my boyfriend's penis is too big
I don't know what to do and guys you say I can't have sex with women
I want I use an excuse to me once and he's like I said we had to use a condom and he's like no my penis is too big
It won't fit and he actually was like the penis the condom wouldn't go on his penis
But I didn't have sex because I was not gonna
I'm pretty trick-titty probably does he probably was a trick exactly it was he's strong
Check this out check it out doesn't even fit man. He probably does. He probably does. He was a trick. Exactly. It was he's strong. Check this out. Check it out. Doesn't even fit.
He ordered online from China and it says you don't. What were you trying to say about Asians?
Just the things are made in China like that. Okay. I thought you were suggesting that. I'm not talking. No.
I actually was not making a nation penis joke. You know, Magnum's aren't even longer. They're wider. Right. The their wider right the girth exactly so maybe it's sad maddenum but really stuck in some foe
condom
But sex with a big penis can't hurt so make sure you spend a long time on
Four play before having sex because women they love four play
It's not only that they need it, you know, but they need it to get ready for sex
So it's not just like we're like oh four play would be really nice and I enjoy going shopping and hanging out
No, no, we need it. We're not warmed up. So if you're wondering why, perhaps your lover is not wanting to have sex as much, it might be because you're not
doing four play. And by four play, I don't only mean like making out with her, and dressing her slowly,
you could have four play all day long. You know, send her sexy notes, make her feel good about
herself, whatever it is, it turns her on. A women, the brain is our largest sex organ. So do what you
can to make sure. It's true for men, too, man. It is true, right as our largest sex organ so do what you can to make sure true for men to man it is true right our largest sex organ is true it is true and but you
don't need for play all day you can walk in see your wife and be like you look hot and ready to go
I think for play serves a purpose and for men it's to get us erect right right once we're erect
for play can be done that's wrong with the ladies, it can be, but it doesn't have to be. With the ladies,
and once you're a little bit lubricated, for play can be done. But I mean,
anytime before that, you haven't done it for a play. You've got to get a little
bit lubricated and loosen up. You've got to get lubricated. Good point. And you
can also use lubricant. Lubricant is an amazing thing to use during sex. In fact,
most women report that sex actually feels better with
lubricant. There's such a stigma around lubricant that it's if she's dry or there's just
comfort, but actually like again, studies show that 88% of women actually think sex is
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sacks with the big penis, pick positions that incorporate shallow
thrusting. Shallow thrusting is great because you won't actually hit her
cervix, which can be painful. And plus, did you know, the outer third of a woman's
vagina is the most sensitive. The g spot is just a couple inches inside the
vagina. So you don't even need to go all the way in, which might hurt her. of vagina is the most sensitive. The G-spot is just a couple inches inside the vagina,
so you don't even need to go all the way in, which might hurt her. Woman on top position
is also great for shallow thrusting because it allows her to control how deep you penetrate.
So if she's on top, she can control how deep you're going in and all the decisions that
you're doing. So, and if you want to go for a missionary position, avoid the positions
with pillows under her butt or legs because those support deeper penetration.
Also try slowing down your motions when having sex, at least in the beginning before
she gets really warmed up and communicate with her.
What feels good?
So since we're talking about penis also, we are talking about your balls.
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Okay, that's all about your penises.
That's probably, did you learn something there?
A little bit.
I've heard a lot about penises, so...
Oh, you've been on love on 300 years.
You may have not.
Okay, fine.
And your penises probably perfect
and your wife is perfectly happy,
but you know, a lot of you to know what to do with their situation.
I learned that a guy tried to pull a trick on you by claiming that the condom was too small.
You know what? To this day, I do believe. Yeah, it was a little bit of a trick, but he did
do the little look. It's bouncing off. Look, it's bouncing off. I'm like, look at me
leaving the room. Look at me. Was he making it like fly off like how we men know does
with the total jerk? I wish I could say we really, he's kind of a known person.
And I want to say that he was just an asshole and I left.
It was at the get the four seasons and San Francisco new saying a nice hotel room when
he would be back to his room and then he did the whole condom.
Oh look, it won't stand.
And I was like, oh, look, I'm leaving.
See you later.
That was kind of funny though.
You don't like it when that guy's incorporate humor into their sex routine.
Now when he's trying to have unprotected sex with me, he was.
Oh, that was his end.
That was his end, all like,
condoms don't feel good, condoms, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Like, I'm not having unprotected sex with you.
That's kind of known.
I know you're a man-hawar.
I did know he was kind of a man-hawar,
but I wanted to see with him anyway,
because he was cute,
but then he pulled the no-condom thing.
So kids use condoms, definitely.
It doesn't feel like a good man.
I know, it doesn't feel good, whatever.
Those other things you can do, make sure you get tested then.
If you're in a long-term relationship, get tested.
She should be in birth control pill, the whole thing.
OK, we're going to read some emails from the peoples.
OK, this is a male, male, female, threesome.
Dear Emily, my wife and I have been married for 15 years.
In the past year, we've had a couple
of threesomes they've both been with another girl and have gone well no problems but now my wife
once experienced one with a guy male male female what do you advise me to do to worse signed Larry
okay so some guys have this one dick theory remember George Carlin the comedian he
think he died right years ago yes he did how did it was a mess what not knowing that he's a lot of her dad is
blasphemous no i know that he died but i don't remember i'm a man that might
have been wrong how many years ago he died five you might be wrong on the bit
i don't remember him doing a one-dick thing but no he did one time say a thing
about like men got one dick theory they only want to do their dick in the room
it was a good theory it's a good theory right
so i get it
uh... but but think about also lar, why you might be opposed to the male male threesome is because
you're not attracted to men and the idea makes you uncomfortable.
You're afraid that it's going to make you gay.
You concerned about seeing your wife or another man.
I can totally see that.
You need to identify how you feel about the threesome and have an open communication
with your wife.
If you decide not, if you decide to have a threesome and have an open communication with your wife. If you decide not,
if you decide to have a threesome, make up your own rules. You can have as much interaction for the
other with the other male as you like, for example, I know a lot of guys straight men, perfectly straight.
I remember my friend was telling me once he's like, yeah, my buddy and I, it's really
the best friend of mine in San Francisco. He's like, yeah, we had a threesome with this girl, but I
did not. We I didn't look at him in a minute he didn't look at me, and we were just doing her.
Because they were straight, but they both wanted to hook up with the chick.
But I can understand this is like, it's different, I think, if your wife is really into hookin'
up with other chicks and you find that hot, but it's a whole different thing to see your
wife of 15 years sleeping with another man.
That could be irreparable damage to your relationship if you're not prepared to do it. So you might mean I understand why she wants it equal opportunity. I would love
I've actually never done that. I think they'd be kind of fun. Have I? No, I have. Wait a minute.
Oh my god. I haven't. No, I haven't. Emily. What? I forgot. I've done. How do you forget?
I haven't. I've had three summons, but it's always been with women. And I would
like before I died, I have one with two men. So email me feedback just kidding. You know
this ad part is if you really want them that you could have it tonight. I know who you
and you could go down this street. Totally. I totally could. You're right. It's not that
I'm dying for and I'm really busy these days. But I get this next week. Vegas. Oh, the
avianz on I'm going to have a three some next week with two men. Do you think you will? That's my goal. That's
your goal. I don't know. I just made it up. It should be your goal not to have that happen.
Why? Because it's going to be harder for it not to happen, but then for it to happen.
Your goal should be hard. You know, you should strive for something that's good. No, I've
been to Vegas a million times. It's never happened before. You haven't been the keynote address
speaker at the A.M. You see the kind of the keynote that they'll be men like, you're going to have wrong here, me at one end, the keynote note, the other
Jack.
Why are I just announcing?
Why are my make-up make-up all about my lifelong dream to have a three-sum?
That'd be pretty sweet.
And then I could have an audition, and the men could all come in and I could interview
them.
Because you got 90 minutes to fill.
I've got 90 minutes to fill the keynote.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to talk about.
Well, the first 30 minutes will be you doing the three-sum and and then you got to follow it up with 60 minutes of how it was exactly
Hmm, so I've had a three something night before and then talk about it or come back. No like during like it's
Exactly the front of the crowd. Yeah, you do it. I know I feel like I'm gonna be too tame for the crowd
Like I'm on the porn star floor with all the porn stars like I've got to like
I gotta have a lot of shiny objects to it to make sure they're like, you know, bored, you gotta make sure that they're paying attention.
You know what I mean?
To my,
maybe you should bring a couple puppies up there with you.
Puppies?
Yeah.
I can actually do a little dogs.
Oh.
And shiny object.
I'm interesting.
I'm a shiny object.
I wear lots of jewelry.
Back to, back to Larry real quick.
I, I do feel for him because I'm sure it's great having, you know, two, two chicks,
especially when one's somebody you've been with for 15 years and then you got this new lady.
Yeah.
And it's like having two bowls of ice cream, right?
It's like fantastic.
More for me.
And then all of a sudden she wants to flip it on you.
And it's like not only you have to have two bowls of ice cream, you have one bowl of ice
cream that you have to share with a stranger.
Exactly.
With the dirty mouth.
That's not fun.
Exactly.
Not fun.
Not fun at all.
And it can be really, I mean, I don't know why it is. It's like a double standard, like most women or people have three swims.
It's typically two women. But I feel like when they first delved into this, like perhaps
they might have come up with some ground rules. And maybe she brought this up at the beginning,
like, Hey, we'll do this. But eventually I'm going to want it this way. If she didn't,
I think he might have a right to say, Hey, look, you could say that with a fly. Yeah.
Larry, you can totally do that
because I'm concerned.
And what I do like Larry when I read your email,
I like, I love actually,
that you've married 15 years
and you've had a couple of threesomes
and there's no problems.
But he's actually Dr. Drew and I,
and I think Mike, too, they disagree with me that,
a lot of people think that threesomes,
you know, we're gonna ruin a relationship,
don't do it.
They ruin most, they do.
I don't see them most. I've dealt with it. Don't do it. They ruin most. They do.
I'm, I'm, I'm dealt with it.
Okay, some.
Three or four relationships of mine have been ruined by, by three of them.
But weren't there other things going on?
How scared were they?
Yeah, and that's probably why these chicks like brought in other girls because they wanted to blow it up.
Yeah, they wanted exactly those were unhealthy relationships.
He's got a solid foundation, a marriage that it's working in.
I heard this one story about a threesome. It was a great story. It was a color and this girl and they're younger.
They're like early 20s and they're gonna have a threesome and she was all about it and she's gonna bring in her best friend and they actually did it and they're doing it and they're in the middle of a threesome and her boyfriend starts, you know, entering her best friend, and as soon as he gets inside her best friend, the
girlfriend just looks at the boyfriend, she freaks out, punches them right in the nose,
breaks his nose, while he's inside her best friend.
No way.
Just imploded.
This was a collar on love line.
During the act, yeah.
Oh my God.
And he continued.
He continued?
I think he did.
No, that's horrible.
He continued.
This is why, listen to my three-sum show.
I've done a lot of three-sum shows, if you wanna know more about how to have a three-sum,
but really you have to,
if you're in a committed relationship,
you have to establish ground rules.
Is there penetration?
Is there kissing?
Is the person largely sleepover?
Like what is gonna happen you need to walk it through?
You need to think about it.
It's not something you should take lightly.
I'm not saying that Larry is the poster child
for having three-sum.
I'm glad it worked for him,
but you gotta do work on it.
You gotta be a really solid, solid place in your relationship and your sex life.
Don't have it because you think it's going to spice up your relationship because it's
not.
Don't think it's going to save your relationship.
It's not.
But if you guys are healthy and you want to explore other people and explore the relationships
go for it, but not without a lot of talking and a lot of ground rules.
And it is going to spice up your relationship that night, but it's going to make everything else afterwards,
probably seem even more dull than it was before.
I don't know, maybe not.
I don't think that that, and not always.
I don't think it's like a gateway to like,
you have to keep doing more.
Maybe just like everyone's all that was fun,
we think about it.
I think people, different people have the capacity
to handle different situations.
Okay.
Dear Emily, I am 28 years old and I got married five years ago.
I never had sex before my marriage.
I love my husband and we usually have sex twice a week.
He always reaches orgasm and is very happy.
However, from the first day of our relationship, I couldn't reach orgasm from internal orgasm.
Internal intercourse.
He always helps me to reach orgasm by stimulating my clitoris with his hand.
I reach my orgasm but this doesn't make me fully satisfied and I don't like it.
As it is by his hand and not natural, I mean I like to reach orgasm internally.
Reaching orgasm by his hand gives me like a sense of masturbation.
I am always waiting for a real sexual a**azam where I can reach that by internal in-course. We also tried many different positions and I used to focus on it, but
I didn't get any different results. Please help me find the solution dear Emily. Thanks
a lot in advance. Look forward to hearing from you ASAP regards Molly.
Okay, Molly. So many women have this misconception that an internal vaginal orgasm is superior to the
clitoral orgasm, that it's got to be the amazing thing that they're not experiencing.
However, this is not the case.
In fact, 75% of women require clitoral stimulation to have any orgasm, and then that could lead
to a g-spot orgasm.
So if you want to have an orgasm during sex, try having sex with women on top,
which allows for more clitoris simulation, you can also rub your own clitoris, but it
sounds like you want to have an internal. So this is what I have to say. Have you, I
don't know if you've ever had a G-spot orgasm, which is what you're referring to? So,
why not buy some sex toys? There are a gazillion sex toys that are just about the female G-spot.
They are G-spot vibrating orgasm.
They are G-spot, dildo orgasm vibrators.
There are so many.
So why don't you either on your own or with your partner, start playing with your husband
start playing with them.
Go to sexwithemily.com slash good vibes and Google, look at my page. I'll have some cheese
but but also like Google G spot vibrators. They've got a million of them. See what
feels good. Again, yeah, wait, wait, and also when you go to good vibes, use a coupon
and get a discount. What did I say? I said earlier. Oh, what the hell? You guys all know
my I think it's Emily, whatever, a good vibes. If you can't use the coupon, email me.
Okay, so the point is, you might need to work on it.
So what I'm saying is, women who haven't had yet experienced, just say you haven't yet
experienced Jeepus G Sput orgasm, it doesn't mean that you never will, it means that you
need to try it.
So again, why not instead of trying to do it during intercourse, try it with a toy, then you'll
know how you need to move and how the position works, and again, it might not happen the
first time you try it.
Also he can try with his hands.
He can try to give you a G-Spot orgasm with his fingers, with his hands.
That's a great way to explore.
And then again, you'll then you'll know your internal self better and you'll be able to
move in that certain position during sex, and then you will hopefully have that internal vaginal orgasm.
Let me know how it goes.
Dear Emily, I'm 31 and I've had this poem ever since I've become sexually active.
The tip of my penis is extremely sensitive to the point of pain.
I can't have intercourse, just fine, but blow jobs are unbearable.
If the girl can deep throat, I can last longer, but blow jobs are unbearable. If the girl
can deep throat, I can last longer, but most of the time when the girl goes down to me,
I can only take it for a few minutes before I pull her away. Suffice it to say I've never
come from a blow job. I would love to enjoy blow jobs. So my question is, is there any
way I can desensitize my penis so I can enjoy them longer? Or am I cursed to have sex
life with very limited blow jobs. Okay, sign mark.
Okay, mark.
Here's the deal.
I wonder, so do you have any, I'm wondering if you've sensitivity during intercourse.
It doesn't sound like you do, because you do.
You said you could have intercourse just fine.
There is promise it.
You've all heard me talk about promise it.
It's a mild desensitizing spray for your penis.
The best part about it is you mild desensitizing spray for your penis. The best part about
it is you can desensitize your penis, you still feel everything and it doesn't transfer
to your partner, so she won't feel the desensitizing. And it's basically a spray that's primarily
used to mend to prevent premature ejaculation or men who simply just want to last longer,
because most men, even if you last seven, eight minutes, your partner might need 60 minutes of orgasm and promessant is a great way to last longer.
So everyone should check that out.
It's the only FDA-approved treatment.
That's one way.
Also, you can always talk to your doctor about it.
I mean, there might be something going on with your overly sensitive penis.
There could be something.
I don't know what it is.
I'm not a medical doctor, but that's just some, you know, that you could try the
promising, see how it goes. But also, I wouldn't be so bummed, you know what, if she deep
throws you, it doesn't hurt, you know, find a woman who loves deep throw. So, at least you're
having good sex, and I hope you can learn to enjoy blow jobs, and let me know how it goes.
Try out some of this stuff, and again, talk to your doctor if none of this stuff works.
People don't talk to their doctors enough.
They really don't.
They're embarrassed.
They go in for their checkup and they're like,
oh, I don't want to talk to my doctor.
But you know, that's why they're-
Because they're a judge in you.
You feel judged.
Doctors are not judging you.
Judging.
Just say it's a school for eight more years than you
and they're wearing a white coat.
They don't know everything.
We don't, can't put them on a pedestal.
They ask you what your habits are
and then they kind of agree that we're
like, right stuff to them.
I hate when my gynecologist
like so how many sexual partners
did you have this year?
Do you only have one?
I'm like no.
Is anything like echo eight into your vagina?
Does he echo into my vagina?
Yeah, as he's asking that,
how many?
No, my vagina doesn't echo.
But no, I do have to tell him.
But I got over it already.
I'm like, I have a few partners.
I use protection.
Next question.
Did you ever think about maybe getting a female
gynecologist?
Was it even a question?
Did you care?
I didn't care because I found one in San Francisco.
I'm not living LA.
Actually, funny you should ask.
Just found a new gynecologist today,
which is just fascinating in LA.
But I did have a male for like 10 years in San Francisco
and he was, it didn't creep me out at all. Except for one time he told me I had nice abs and...
While he was inside you? No, he was like feeling my, whatever, he's like,
he worse workout a lot. And I'm like, let's not talk about my abs, but that was,
but he's not, he wasn't creepy at all. And it doesn't freak me out. Wait, but if he's like,
fiddling around inside you and going, oh, you must work out a lot. He was like touching my stomach, doing something
and I was like, I had something to do with the exam.
I swear.
That was the only weird thing though, in 10 years.
And no, it didn't even, I feel like he's
seeing 100 of a giant as a day.
Yeah, but not all of them are hot.
Yes, I do have a hot vagina, thank you.
He probably gets very excited when, you know, with,
oh, Emily's on the schedule today.
Yeah, not just Emily, know anyone who's not like 68
I
Don't know I would just think if you imagine the amount of filth that he must look at
And then you get something nice coming in your car. I wonder if he goes home and even wants to see his wife for giant
She must be a sad lady. I think about that sometimes right?
Well, people always ask me that too. They're like well, you talk about sex all day
Do you actually even want to have sex? Yeah, yeah, it's totally, I don't ever think.
I hear about sex all night, don't I?
I go to bars afterwards sometimes, and it's like,
it's happened.
A tract of women will be talking about sex loud enough.
Sometimes, well, vertically loud, so that I will hear
or people around them will hear.
Because you're so cute, and they want your attention.
I get up and move.
Because of love line, because you're like,
I'm just so over here and people talk about sex.
Yeah, that's true.
That you've actually been doing this longer than I have.
So, but I know, like, I guess I write about blow jobs in sex all day, but I still, when I'm with my partner, over here and people talk about sex. That's true. You've actually been doing this longer than I have.
But I know, I guess I write about blow jobs in sex all day,
but I still, when I'm with my partner,
like I'm not, you know, it's not so clinical,
it's not so intellectual.
I'm at the gynecologist though,
we probably haven't sex with this wife
and he's like feeling things inside or with us being
it's going, oh, that feels like a lump.
I should check that out later.
Exactly.
We're gonna do a little pelvic exam after honey.
I wonder if you guys went into the bedroom
like with the stirrups.
Oh, that'd be awful. Anyway, I didn't even ask my friend. She's like, I got a new gyno for you. I wonder if you guys went into the bedroom with the stir-ups. Oh, that'd be awful.
Anyway, I didn't even ask my friend.
She's like, I got a new guy now for you.
I don't even know if it's a man or a woman.
I really don't care, but I know a lot of women do.
And I just don't get up tight about that stuff.
Clearly, I'm very open.
Okay.
Literally.
Literally very open.
Okay, dear Emily, I love giving oral sex.
My wife doesn't want me to go down in her.
She says she isn't very comfortable with it.
We've been together 12 years married for six.
How can I make her want a more or be more comfortable
with it?
Thanks, Tim.
This is interesting.
12 years together.
And she doesn't want it.
I'm wondering if she could have had a bad experience
when she was younger.
Maybe it just doesn't feel good to her.
But a lot of women worry about how they smell
and how they taste.
They just do.
And so you could maybe take a shower together, take a bath together.
See, I don't know if you ever proposed that, but maybe that'll make her feel better.
Maybe she's got insecurities about the way her vagina looks.
I would do you ever tell her she's got a beautiful vagina and you would just love to, you know, be down there getting to know it better.
Women, you know, maybe she's got some body issues, some self-esteem issues. I'm not really sure what it is, but I think you can't make her feel more comfortable with it, because I think you need to talk to her and get into it, not during sex, not when you try and she rejects you and don't get up and bend, go, babe, what's up? This is the kind of conversation you have at breakfast
or when you're on a road trip.
But to say, babe, I'm just curious, you know,
oral sex, that's the higher thing, why?
And get to the root of it.
Like maybe she thinks, oh, I don't think you really wanna
be doing it or it actually doesn't feel good
this one time in college.
You know, who know?
And maybe she had a bad experience, whatever it is,
get to the root of it because then you can figure out
how to make her feel more comfort with it.
You can say the right things.
If it is about her smell or her taste, take a shower, do whatever.
But you know what, the truth is, some women just don't like it.
I know women don't like it.
I don't understand those women.
No, I have learned that kind of, I hope I don't come off as like a no at all.
An asshole.
No, no at all. An asshole, I'm on. Okay. That's like I know it all. I just know it all. I know it all.
I'm on that's unavoidable.
Oh yeah, everyone knows Anderson.
But Anderson, I just want to say one thing that Anderson is sort of doesn't like people
but he likes me and he gets.
I love the M. I love the sex.
Do you think people that you're an asshole though?
Yeah, a lot of people do and it's because a lot of people are really boring or they're
mean or they're they say things that they shouldn't say and i just kind of i'm not type i'm not horrible
person that just let some know right off the bat that i don't like
i know and that's i'm so honored that you like me all the time i've always
like just mortified she's like you just need to be nicer to people yeah you
do anyways okay anyway so glad so you can say about the world sex
just i'm hoping i don't come off as i know it all but i've heard about a lot
of these things from you know working with the old the old doctor and
corolla back in the day and hearing literally tens of thousands of calls.
And I've learned that a lot of the ladies that don't like the old oral down there is
their multiple orgasmic.
Yeah, multiple orgasmic.
I've heard that too.
I've heard that women who don't like, but those are the women I think who I remember to.
It's too intense.
Kind of like the guy you were just talking about earlier where it's too sensitive for him right and so so maybe yeah but
but it sounds to me like she's she says she's not comfortable with it so that's
another great point that's another thing it could be that she's too sensitive trauma trauma
from her past it could be trauma or it could just be she's one of those weirdo chicks that
I think so she's dirty and she's like over things everything exactly
that the yeah no but you're absolutely right a lot of women who have but but he's saying
she's not comfortable with them maybe yeah maybe it doesn't actually feel good to her
so let's dig into this deeper here Tim and find out do some talking it's funny that people
email me and I'm always like well back and talk to your partner because people don't
talk they're really You know what test?
I just came up with it, it might work.
Maybe go straight for her butt.
And if she's cool with the butt,
then probably is multi orgasmic with the Vajay.
You know what I mean?
What do you mean, why?
Because that means that she's too sensitive in the Vajay,
but she doesn't have a problem.
It's not because she's worried about cleanliness
or anything if she's a letter in the butt.
Oh, I mean, she might be like, oh, in the butt.
And it's probably not like past trauma
if she's got a letter in the the but as well that's not true though
no i don't know what means she might have vagina trauma but not but i really put
there so related right next to each other their neighbors they're like neighbors um okay
dear amulet my question is about anti-depressants you commonly list them as a cause for low
libido and low interest in sex my wife is in a low dose of antidepressant
through the winter because she is seasonal affective disorder and we do have sex fairly frequently,
so that's not the issue. I would say zero to four times a week, depending on our moods.
Mainly mine, she goes along and has fun. I have become aware over time that she is unable to reach
a high level of arousal, even though she still enjoys sex and has orgasms.
Thank you, Hattachi, he says.
And he is referring to the magic wand, of course, the Mac truck of all vibrators.
Again, sexathelemy.com slash good vibes, coupon code Emily 15% off.
If your partner is not able to orgasm or any issues at all, the Hattachi, the, the,
it's not actually called Hatt touch anymore. It's the same exact
thing. But I'm picturing like a TV remote. I know, but it
actually wasn't actually out these years, but then the
vibratox and other comedy about the rights. It's just called
the magic one now. But anyway, it is, it is the Mac truck of
all vibrators. But anyway, he thinks the antidepressants are
the cause. Once in the summer off season, it was like a switch flipped
and she was pying at me.
The way I normally potted her, it was great
and I would love to experience this again.
I think she and I have the ability
for greater sexual growth both personally and together,
but I think the antidepressants may be a roadblock.
So for all the times you list antidepressants
as a cause of low libido and the answers that they are, what then?
Thanks Ken.
Okay, Ken, so here's a deal.
Sometime in life, you have to make compromises.
And this is the biggest bummer.
This is the cruelest thing from the universe that people use any depressants because they're
really depressed and they might, their life is grim and they can't get out of bed.
And so it's like, oh, here here's the pill you'll be really happy
life will be great however you can't you can't experience the most amazing
pleasure on the planet which is an orgasm and that sucks so she can live a
happier life and she can still enjoy sex but it's not the same but there are some
antidepressants like well butrin that don't have the sexual side effects of
SSRIs if she's on pro-Zac Zoloft selects all the common antidepressants like well butrin that don't have the sexual side effects of SSRI.
So if she's on ProZac, Zoloft, Selexa,
all the common antidepressants,
those are the ones that allow,
that will make her have the sexual side effects.
So she could talk to her doctor
about switching to well butrin.
Again, it's another antidepressant,
which is basically, a lot of people take that
because they don't like the side effects.
Also, using the magic wand, it's a great idea when she's in antidepressants, if she's having a hard time orgasming,
it gives you that extra ump that she needs.
But also, she could try, I understand that she has to take it during these certain months,
but I've also heard that women can half their dose.
If like, let's say you guys are going away for a romantic weekend, if she, if even lowers
her dose a little, and again, she should talk to her doctor about this, but if she has
it or takes a little less, a lot of times women who are antidepressants can do this, like
if they know they have like a special weekend or they want to have orgasms more, whatever,
they can take a lower dose just for a few days
and their sex drive will definitely increase and their libido will come back up.
So really that's the only thing you can do. There are some other drugs they say, you know,
she could also talk to again, this is all through her doctor, she's a psychopharmacologist
or whoever she goes to. These are the kind of things with antidepressants or any drug that
sometimes you get on them and you're on them for a while and they make you feel great, but then they switch because
our body chemistry changes.
So if she's been on the same one for a while, it's that she's been digging zooloft every
season for seasonal effectiveness order, maybe she should try another one.
So she could go to her doctor, he could give her something else, he could give her a lower
dose SSRI, and then with she could also couple it with another drug
that could also enhance her libido. So those are the other options, but we also don't want
to wait for you to press. So she's got to stand the antidepressants, but again, you can
tinker with meds and that's what a good psychiatrist can do for you, Ken, best of luck. That's
what we got tonight, Anderson.
Mr. President.
Why you depressed about antidepressants?
Yeah, depressants. It's hard. It's hard. It are you depressed about any depressants? Yeah, I'm depressed.
It's an impressive.
It's hard, it's is.
And I think that we are such an overly medicated society.
And I'm not saying that.
I'm like, I'm not like, I'm not like,
I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like,
I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like, You medicate with sex, man.
I do.
I'm a sex addict.
No, I'm not.
But I do think that people's pop pills for everything.
I mean, everywhere I go, as someone's like,
you want a zanx?
Like tonight, as someone's like,
you want a zanx?
You want a zanx?
You want a bar? Yeah. Like, my friends, I said, I'm so upset, you want a Xanax? You want a Xanax? You want a bar?
Yeah, literally.
Like, my friends, like, I said, I'm going into love line.
I got, and then do my show after.
He's like, do you want an Adderall?
And you said yes.
I didn't.
Should I?
And then I said, he said, do you want a Xanax?
I'm like, really?
I wonder what you would be like on Adderall.
I'd be fucking the roof.
No, no, I might mally out, because you're always
on Adderall, it seems, you know what I mean?
I do.
And I'm?
Wait, you're just, you know, you're go,. You know what I mean? I do. I am.
Wait, you're just, you know, you're go, go, go.
I'm always this way.
Am I entirely.
Yeah.
My mom's the same way.
She wears me into the, my mom's exhausting.
Like, she is as much energy as I do.
And she's like 70.
But it's funny.
We are.
People take drugs for every single thing.
So, um, and unfortunately, most of these drugs, a lot of them have sexual side effects.
So Anderson, what's up with you? What's your next podcast about tell me tell us talk about your podcast for us
We just wanted to one tonight. It's a very I don't know when when is this show going up? I think tomorrow
Yeah, well then so is the the old film vault think we're up for a stitcher award to
We were last year film vault is his podcast and it's all about like if you want to know what the latest and greatest and whatever.
Movie talk.
Yeah, movie talk.
And it is a little bit more stitch or word that's amazing.
I know they switched the format.
I know we're up at one point this this year.
I don't know if we made the final grade because we took a couple weeks off there.
I'll talk to them because I used to record my show from there in San Francisco.
I don't know if you can just go and say, hey, I would like.
I'm going to rig it.
I would like to show to be nominated
for dinner make the cup,
but I know we made the cut in the initial year last year,
which was I'm part of you.
It was I don't like it when people say humbling
because it wasn't it wasn't humbling.
It made us feel awesome.
Right, right.
Oh my god, you recognize me.
I know it wasn't humbling.
So she being an artist is like,
right when you get like a war.
It's like, yeah, I got it.
The film about the legit show.
I do it with Paul Bryan,
who is with the Corolla podcast. He's the it with Paul Brian who is with the Corolla podcast
He's the yeah, the sidekick on the Corolla podcast. I know cool people of Corolla is like number one podcast, right?
Right, yeah, I believe he's the number one in the world crazy number one loud mouth in the world
Wow, yeah, that's fuck
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