Sex With Emily - SWE: Scary in the Bedroom

Episode Date: October 30, 2012

In honor of Halloween, Emily talks about scary bedroom encounters, from a one minute man to anal sex. Also, what to do when your hook-up leaves underwear behind, sex with your ex, and avoiding STI's during a threesome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I don't think I looked that good on the video podcast because- Oh, okay, so don't look at his hearts. I had on my threshold radio show, I had people text in saying that they watched it, and they said I looked a little tired. You're always tired. You didn't even show up the last two weeks. Well, I showed up for the last time. He's like, he rolls in the last half hour, which is fine. It could even do this for so long that I can do it. I can just pretend that you're there. Yeah. And I know what you're going to say. It's so weird because I don't know for the past two weeks. I every Tuesday, I thought was one day, which is that's why I remind you now about the show six times.

I know. Well, since I gave you such a hard time last time, because you didn't even call me till hours later to see if I was okay that I wasn't stranded somewhere on the side of the freeway. You just kept on pushing through which I you know what I fully endorse because that's what I do. If things are going down I just keep on pushing through and make sure the job gets done. Right exactly. I'll give you props on that. Thanks honey. But you're a big television star now you keep on doing TV and where I was going. Every week I've been in LA the last four weeks I just go down for a day or two to do the Jeff Prope show he's the hostess or he was he is still the hostess survivor yeah he's going he's leaving in April and for four months to shoot the survivor

episodes which is the first reality TV show I ever saw I think of that in real world I guess that was a survivor was like the second reality TV show right there you watch that I watched but but there weren't that many before that. There's been a couple. There's been a couple. In the late 90s, early 2000. I mean, I seriously, it was like real world and then survivor was like everyone watched the right, what app. So he's awesome.

He's got this new daytime talk show. It's on every day, daytime. And I've been on like probably nine episodes so far, two of them aired this week, which I didn't know. There's still a new show, so they forgot to tell me. But we talk about, so I've been on the show which is, he and I won on one, but then he does something called On the Couch and it's like he has three experts and then people get up in the audience and they ask questions about sex and relationships or whatever is going on.

And it was really interesting because I was thinking about you because yesterday's topic was, is there a double standard? Well, with men and women, why is it that women have to always dress, women try to look younger and this woman, instead of the audience, and said, I'm 40, I'm overweight, I die in my hair, I do my nails, my husband wants people's weight, but look at him. And he was saying, he's 30 pounds over the weight. Why is it a double standard that women have to say youthful and young and men age gracefully?

And they're like silver foxes when they get gray, it's more sophisticated, it looks better and it's more handsome. And they get better as they get better looking as they get older people say. But when in, we got to do all this stuff. So why does that even exist on the planet? Is don't you think it's double standard? Why? I don't even think I think they think that's what males are thinking, but I think they also put a lot of pressure on themselves. Right. They feel they feel that they have to be because that's what men like. They like younger. That's why people get their lips injected

because men are attracted to youth and beauty. And women are trusted. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. People and caretakers. It does not mean they don't love you and they won't take care of you for the rest of your life. They're not going to run out on you because you're older. But yeah, this maybe this is a small percentage. I believe it's a small percentage, but in your mind, it's a huge percentage. Right. Guys, we're going to go do that. I think they do though, but everyone's like, oh, he's so handsome with his salt and pepper hair and women or not. But then the other thing that came up, which I think I've got a, not

in a fight, but a guy in the audience is like, why do women dress for other women? It seems like women. That's what I knew. I knew I knew this one. I was like, I wish menaces were up and I didn't. And then Jeff asked, I think it's Emily, do you dress her a little women? And I don't. Oh, dammit. I knew you'd say, okay, I literally never think, like, I hope my friends think I look cute.

I mean, maybe, like, but I know, when I'm thinking of it, I think, I don't have national television. I do not lie. My friends, I live in different, different, different, different cares. I want to look at, I feel cute. I want to look at I feel cute. I want to look good for me. I wish those in the audience. I know. I'm screaming from the bell and tops. I mean, no way. No way. Yeah, I don't dress rather. I mean, like, if I'm going

to party, I'm like, yeah, I hope, but it's mostly for me. Like, I want to look good for me. And then I think if I feel good, other people will think I look good because I'm exuding confidence. I said, if I ever go with you to the show and I was sitting in the green room and be quiet, if that was going on, I would be, I would be buying my lips so hard. I would probably have to walk out of the building for a while.

And spring. I know. Is she serious? Is she serious? Right, exactly. I knew that you, because you probably think that you have a different you think you know women who are like that more so. Yeah, but you're in your you're in your own little world, which I look the world that

you live in that people aren't that way is very, very small. It's true. So I'm not open. Okay. Magazine are open. Anything that you see on the shelves. Do you think anybody is rocking the Armez bag or the Louis Louis baton or whatever and that and the Chanel or you know the Christian loose batons because they're wearing that stuff to attract women? No, they're doing that because they want to impress other women are they're wearing that stuff to attract women? No. They're doing that because they want to impress other women.

Are they not wearing all that stuff to attract men? I'm sorry. Or they could be trying to attract them. I got to pair Christianly Botans that I'm having a friggin' heart attack about. Okay, I didn't even tell you this. No, I don't want to go off on another topic, but because guys who listen to show and they're going to be with the halightime around here.

See, because- No, but this is for me. I look amazing to Amy, Amy Lawrence, who's on Misadvised Me, my Bravo television show. show in the middle of the week some time a couple months ago, right? And I'm not going to be a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit more than by the way. What? I have an issue. So you guys had a double party in the beginning of in the middle of the week some time a couple months ago, right? Double party about your books that you were releasing hot sex. Hot sex. Right now by it. It's awesome. Amy's book is like how to eight weeks to everlasting. Yeah, how to get and keep the guy. Anyways, you guys kept on tweeting me how come

I wasn't there. Yeah, I get I get up super early in the morning, so I don't go out there in the week. You get over that already. Sorry. Yeah. And so she kept on tweeting me and tweeting me and saying, oh, this is annoying that I have to tweet you to get hold of you, right? So me being nice. I said, okay, next time you're here, I go I I sent her a message. I go, here, here's my number so you don't have to tweet me, right? Never heard from Amy ever again. So I'm assuming in my brain, by me sending my number to her, the things that I was trying

to pick up on. No, that's your insecure brain. She doesn't think that. I'm not insecure. I'm not insecure because I, because if I was insecure about that happening, that would mean that I was going after, which I wasn't going going after I don't think she thought that she knows that She's a bitch since I've done that so then I feel like oh now she probably thought to I was trying to be nice if you look at the tweet feed You kept on tweeting me saying it's annoying to just talk to me on Twitter. So I was being why are you assuming that she thinks that you were hitting on her by sending her your

Because she never messaged me again She's in New York now. Wait till she comes back to town. We'll all go out. It'll be fun. Don't worry about it Amy Chill out back to town. We'll all go out. It'll be fun. Don't worry about it. Amy, chill out. Everyone's in love with you these days. I don't know why. I don't know why you there, but they are. It's cute. And your birthday is coming up. I know. It's very exciting. It's on Sunday. You can have another party. I know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, got to bartend for everybody. We went through five gigantic bottles of vodka and one giant bottle of in five minutes. Yeah, Jack, like seriously, so much alcohol. And but I didn't get I didn't get wasted. You didn't? Well, like towards the end, towards the end, it was a little vague. Um, but you get mute sometimes when you get really drunk. Yeah, we're talking. Wish I'm happy with. I'm happy that I'm not like one of those drugs where I just start rambling and don't remember anything I say. Right. when you get really drunk. Yeah, we're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking.

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We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. No, no, no, it's fine, but I'm not embarrassed by it. I'll share my stories. I don't care. But the Yeah, I when you woke up in the morning and you saw like, oh, I was holding Emily's dog I'm like, you will not remember unless we post as an Instagram that there was a picture of us because you didn't you Wouldn't remember you were there. Yeah, and I don't endorse this like, oh, you should be because it's it's glamorous and fun to Go get wasted and not remember anything you do. No, that's that's not cool, but it just happens

It happens. So when it does happen, I share it with people you do. No, that's not cool, but it just happens. It happens, it happens. So when it does happen, I share it with people. Okay, I know it's hilarious. Okay, today's topic, which we're going to get to a little bit, because this is Sex with Emily. Check us out at sexhelmy.com. It's in an honor of Halloween,

how to handle what could be potentially scary in bed. We're going to get to some of those things that, you know, come up in bed that you're like, good, did that really happen? Or did I really do that? And we're going to cover that. We're also going to be reading the emails that you sent to feedback at sexwithmwe.com. We love answering your emails.

And we're going to do a little sex in the news. And I got to give a shout out to our sponsors. We're doing this sex experiment. I told you about this, right? So Ford, everyone should check out Ford Online. It's a natural libido enhancer, 100% organic. It is the number one best seller in Canada for men and for women. It helps men.

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and then I also wanted to say that, what else, that's all I wanted to say about that. And then there's a San Francisco antique show. There's a big party gala that I missed this week. But if anyone's in San Francisco, they should check it out. It's running all month. And it's really a well-known event that happens every year. If you're in San Francisco, but people are all over the world. And then, yeah, so what else I can tell you? Oh, I'm moving to LA on Thursday. Now, we are gonna still be doing the show. Everyone, don't get upset because menists promised me, I promise.

I'm coming to LA once a month. This is to do the shows. Yeah. We'll do four shows. We'll do four shows. It'd be fun. It'll be a good time. Finally, maybe we'll do,

we've been promising this for, I don't know, three years now that we will do the drunk show. And now, now we would be a good time and finally maybe we'll do we've been promising this for I don't know three years now that we will do the drunk show and now Now we would be in an atmosphere where we'll be able to do that we would because we're gonna be recording at your house How are you gonna bring down the equipment on that? Yeah, so awesome. We'll just get wasted I'm just get wasted and then yeah, we've been a little buzz that one time we were alive on playware right now Yeah, we were kind of that was a good wasted. So what do you think about all this? We were, I don't know who was more a mess. Yeah, but it's not fair.

It was a really good show. Yeah, but it wasn't fair to our podcasters because it was just live and we weren't able to put it online. Exactly. So we'll finally do it. I promise and I apologize that it took so long. And we promised that I like show 200. And we're what a show 400 show 160 night.

We said show 169. No, we're like 700 now. We never do totally your fault. Because it's the busy you have six jobs. No, because people, Emily doesn't really care about, you know, getting people, Emily doesn't really care about, you know, getting wasted inside corporate offices. So, I'm more concerned about that than other people.

I care. I care. I mean, what, come on. It's cool. It's gonna get done. We're gonna do it and it's gonna be awesome. The easier you work for corporations, I get it. I mean, you are a big time man.

But do you remember when I used to drink, when I, oh my God. You got so mad at me all the time. I'm like, a big time man, but do you remember when I used to drink when I we oh my god You got so mad at me all the time. I'm like what the f is this chick doing this is what you know We were first starting our radio relationship. Oh this chick would come in known as Emily Morris And she would just bring in bottles of wine. I'm like what the f? What planet do you live on do you think that you can come into a Tresor Radio station? It was a Monday at night on Saturday. For a huge corporation and you can just drink bottles of wine on air.

That's just not- I know it was a three hour show and by one thirty I was like slaring my words. Yeah. But it was a good time. But menace I just wouldn't get. He was not happy with me. And that was good times. We've had a lot of fun times and we're going to start bringing back, you know,

on Thursdays we release our our older podcast. We have 700 shows. We would literally have 700. And they're really fun. They're from like the olden days, but they're all really current because it's like sex topics, which don't get old. Evergreen. We're not evergreen. They're evergreen. Exactly. We can get in some news. But what do you think about the giants? We got to say go giants, but I'm conflicted because I'm from Detroit. So I don't know what to do. Oh, something amazing happened with the giants, by the way. But what do you think about the Giants? We got to say go Giants, but I'm conflicted because I'm from Detroit, so I don't know what to do. Oh, something amazing happened with the Giants, by the way. What?

So, sorry that we're not hardcore sports fans. Oh, we are not. So we're not going to get down to names and players and, you know, statistics and, you know, who got these many home runs or anything. But Taco Bell. Oh, no. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. You can't go one show without bringing up Taco Bell.

Look, so Taco Bell, they promised, they promised if some guy stole a base in one of the games that they would let everybody in America have a free Doritos locals taco So on on the 30th of October wherever you're at wherever you're listening to this show in America You can go to Taco Bell and get a free Doritos locals taco because someone's solo base because so many solo base because the Doritos locals taco If you don't know this Doritos is orange the shell of the taco is orange the giant's colors are orange so I think that's where all the tie-in was oh that sounds so disgusting don't eat anything orange unless it's an orange orange cheese is the powder cheese that's on delicious taco. That's disgusting look I know is there a nectar is there is there is there I mean that I guess it's I mean seriously that's crazy

but We are good but since they're so winning I bet I Since they've been winning all these games and you know winning I bet since they've been winning all these games and you know they must be getting people laid because everyone's just so happy and for sure people are going insane and everyone loves all the Giants players they all crush on them we have a blog post about it on our website so really yeah I haven't been paying attention I just know that my office is next to the ballpark and it's annoying because everyone's trying to get to the game and I'm screaming. I know

Yeah, one of the offices I work at is right next to a bar. So all you hear is screaming And I'm superstitious sound of people watching sports I'm superstitious That if I watch the game people will lose because every time I watch the game people lose So I I don't watch the game, but I hear everybody watching it really? Yeah, yeah Well, you probably are bad luck. Speaking about overhearing things, I swear there's like in my apartment building, people are just going crazy not caring about keeping it down.

It's hard to keep it down. Is it? Yeah, let me tell you what I learned in sex school. Okay. A few weeks ago, the reason why, because everything that we do sexually comes from evolutionary, evolutionary biology. It's biology. It's genetic.

It's all about evolution and stuff. So here's why women initially, women make, let's true or not true, as you would say, women, women make more noise noise louder noises during sex Consistently yeah, right like not maybe at the end. It's like quite quite Women tend to so there's the sound of women so women make sounds during sex because it's sort of a meeting call And they're letting their other suitors know this is like back in the times when women were sleeping with everyone like caveman times women would back in the times when women were sleeping with everyone like caveman times. Women would, their sound that they would make during sex the louder they were, they were sleeping with a man that was in a higher level status of the tribe, so don't bother me now, I'll bone you later.

So that's why women are genetically, you know, developed to make louder noises during sex. Well, let me tell you, it's like don't come in yet, Buster, I'm banging your friend, but I'll bang you later. Well, the funniest thing is, one time when I walked out in the hallway, the power went out. So it was pitch black and everyone's like walking into the hallways to see what's going on. But these other people in some apartment was just still going at it. They didn't care that the power went on. I didn't know that.

I didn't know that. And then, yeah, and then so there, here's like 15 people in a hallway listening to all these people banging. It was pretty funny. That is so funny. They didn't even know. Yeah. People, it's a, is there some etiquette to that?

Like I think we bought, we live in, you know, if you live in a big city, you live in small apartments with thin, yeah, my apartment buildings from the 1900s. I've got lesbians next door and lesbians below. So there's a lot of noise in there. I'll go. Oh, yeah. But they don't have sex that much because of lesbian bed death syndrome. Lesbians, it's known that they go crazy in the beginning. Yeah, at the beginning, when they're first together, they've sex and then there's something

called the lesbian bed death syndrome. And I know it's stereotyped. There's a lot of lesbians. You still have a lot of sex, but they say that the sex just dies after a while. They stop having sex after you move in together and they usually move it. They say what do lesbians bring on their second date? But you all in the cat. The you all in the cat anyway, whatever. So it's lesbians. But when they do say I think it's hot. My agent was over once. I think I told you this when my age was over once, and we were having a meeting in my apartment, and we were just talking, he was in town, and he was like, wait, is there some women having,

I hear women having sex in the cats, my lesbian neighbors upstairs and next door. I remember this other apartment building that I was in, it was super solid, like thick cement walls, but when I went into my, I had a walking closet, when I walked into the walking closet, I would always hear people having sex. So because I think the apartment right next to me, the bed was against the wall that was facing my closet.

And like 24 or 7. No matter, no matter when I walked into my closet, these people were bayon. And I think there was three sums going on because I can hear multiple voices. I wonder if they were taking Florida online. Yeah. That's funny. That's crazy. I think that there is. I actually can't live for the day when I live in a house with no one next to them. I don't share a wall with anyone. I mean, I mean, this is kind of a dumb question to ask you. But I wonder, we can ask other people, do you, do you get offended that people don't try to keep it down?

Maybe this is dumb question to ask on this type of a radio show. No, it's exactly what I'm saying. I don't get offended, but sometimes it's just annoying because you're trying to do something and you're like either getting turned on because I think sometimes it can be hot to listen to people having sex. Sometimes you're just like annoyed. Yeah, you're just annoyed. What do you say to warn? I'm like text everyone in the building and say, hey, Pias, we're going at it in three minutes. You know, do you do? Yeah you're not gonna warn them and you're not gonna not make noise but I think you can't help yourself especially women

it's our mating call don't come in don't come knocking I'm banging someone else that's why we do it okay we got a little sex in the news today terrifying sounding g spot injection claims it's like adderol for your orgasms. What? Doesn't sound that bad. The G-shot, not to be confused with the G-spot, is a surgical procedure available at medical centers across the nation. Temporarily, augment your G-spot with collagen, allegedly engorging it to the size of a quarter, imprompting spasm of orgasmic delight. The treatment takes 30 minutes, costs are on a thousand dollars. So, someone else said, after I got my G-shot, I got a sexually

aroused performing yoga. Some woman had constant multiple orgasms which are for hours, which sounds kind of scary. It's like the people take by eye breath like you might have an erection for four to eight hours, stop taking or whatever. I still have multiple orgasms every time I have sex, but they knew longer, leave me fat in my back. So, I mean the G-sp I have sex, but they no longer leave me find my back. So, I mean the G-Spot, we, Menace has a great idea for an iPhone app, the G-Spot locator, because it is hard to find the G-Spot. Not every woman has a G-Spot, but there are even some scientists who say the G-Spot doesn't

exist. But believe me, it is there. It exists. It's two thirds of a wall of the vagina. You put your fingers in a cum-hether motion. The best way to find it with your partner is to use your fingers. It's hard for the penis to hit the G-spot. It can, but it takes some practice. If you're with someone right now and you want, you can go excavating, spulunking, and find her G-spot.

It could be fun. Or you can get a shot. I'm thinking how can we make this even better. Did you spot it locator up? Yeah, because I... I need a new app, because my new app just came out, sex drive. Just let me say that you have an iPhone. Yeah.

It's called Emily's sex drive. Get it in the iTunes store. I'm gonna say it's because you improve your sex life. It's really cool. It'll, if you're with a partner, even if you're with someone for a night or you're in a couple, it gives you suggestions of what to do to spice things up in your relationship

or in your sex life. Every day, you can commit to a sex drive, you can commit. It's anywhere from five days to 30 days and you can be like, I wanna prove my sex life. So for five nights in a row, we're gonna do what Emily says. And I'm telling you, I've got some good suggestions for you so you should download that app.

Go ahead. I have some brilliant ideas that I'm gonna go play on you. No, you're gonna love it. Better than the dumb truck vibrator. Don't bring up the dump truck. It's very hard right now. It's still in development. Um, no, check yourself. How about this? How about this? I'm going to blow your mind right now. Ready? How about the Jeep spot locator is actually attached to, um, uh, let's say when I, what is a company that you work with? JimmyJane.com, everyone, best vibrators out there.

Okay, so JimmyJane. We love JimmyJane, go ahead. Imagine if JimmyJane had one of the devices, Bluetooth enabled, right? And it could send information to the cell phone to let you know where the G-Spot is. It's able to read where the G-Spot is and give you the information on the phone. That's good. That might be a little hard though. That is hard because the G-Spots are generally in the same spot in most women.

How about this? Okay, here's another one. This will be a lot easier. It's super easy. And I think guys would dig it. How about whenever the devices are turned on, you get an alert as the guy like, Oh, your lady is using the using the device. Oh, using like a GME J inform to. Yeah. I wouldn't want anyone to know when I'm asking because

it is like, I have a wife and I start me out and I like pull out my vibrator and I would hit you. Yeah, but then then might give him like the bat signal that he needs to come back and take Our business. I don't want him to come back. That's why I waited for him to leave honey. That is my phone that you're waving in my face The iPhone 5 that's him. When did you get that? I got a couple weeks ago. I did never know it. Well, it's big or yeah, it is bigger I like it. It's long and thin You know it's more about girth though is what the thing that matters It's a little bit wider. It's not penis. How do you cuz it's so cool thin, you know, it's more about girth though is what the thing that matters. The next story is that, how do you, because it's so cool, what's your password? My password.

Don't tell me, because you'll be telling America, do you like it better or worse? I love it. Um, do you, could I explain many differences? Yeah. Probably not. No, just that it's like, why would you? It's just longer. I just unable to put more information for me.

I probably think figure is better. Speaking of which, our next story, penis size does matter according to study. Women love big penises, according to a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Women who have frequent vaginal orgasms, aka the G-spot orgasms, are more likely to climax with larger penises. But then, you'd have to believe that vaginal orgasms, as opposed to clitoral orgasms, are even a thing. The concept has been widely debated.

So, Stuart Brodie's psychologist said, asked 323 female students about their past sexual encounters, penal, vaginal intercourse, and whether penis length influenced their ability to orgasm. He found that women who reported the highest amount of vaginal orgasms were more likely to say that longer is better, like your iPhone 5. Longer, longer.

This might be due to at least part of the greater ability of a longer penis to stimulate the entire length of the vagina and the cervix. But the question isn't about penis size, but why are they men researching this? Who does this research help? Women who have slept with more than one man probably know what they like. So, whatever.

I think I still think that the penis size issue is men are more concerned about it than women, because I mean, yes, size is nice, but that's not what it's all about. It's really not. I mean, there's so many women I know that they've never, I mean, I've been doing this for years. I don't know if a lot of guys believe in that. They don't believe me. They don't believe me.

I think it starts from the locker room when you get teased or you think your penis isn't as big as the other guys. But there's a lot of women who don't, who just have orgasms. Like, I have a friend who has orgasm with the wind blows. Like Guy 6, you're penis inside her, she has orgasms. Like it doesn't matter. So I'm just saying for a lot of women, it doesn't matter. And you shouldn't stop worrying about that.

And you should start worrying about how to please her. Stop worrying about your penis and start worrying about how to perform really, really good or all sex on her, because that's really important. You know, if, if you do have a penis-sized issue and let's say you're having a problem with your girlfriend, let me just tell you about the Jimmy Jane Form 2 vibrator. Sex toy, it is amazing thing to use, toy to use during sex because they have a bunch of them at Jimmy Jane.com

and you go to my website, sex with M.A.com, just click on their banner and you can get a little special discount. But the form too is so awesome because during sex you hold it in your hand. A woman can put it over her clitoris and it's like barely there and it just feels amazing or the guy can do it because most women need, I'd say like the majority of women need colatorial stimulation to have an orgasm during sex. Even before they have the vaginal

g-spot orgasm, their clitoris has to be stimulated. Well, a lot of times a penis can not stimulate the clitoris as well or as much as a gym-y-dain form too. So, I'm just saying, that's what they should do. They should get that. Okay, we can get into some emails. What were you going to say? What are you doing? I was Okay, we can get into some emails. What were you gonna say? What are you doing? I was Getting my my schedule together. I'm gonna be in Las Vegas at the end of the month. Oh, fine be in Vegas and oh with your sister. No, that's a different trip. That's that's for New Year's So I'll be in fake. I think I might be in Vegas within two months three times and then I'm gonna be at Disneyland once

I just got a message I have replied. I'm gonna be in a when you go in Disneyland. I'm gonna be in Disneyland. I'm gonna be in a fake it that it's you look at you you don't want me to take me. I'm in LA. I'm gonna be in LA. I know. I know. I'm gonna be in like every month. He's got like a frequent Mickey card Mickey Mouse card. I don't know I don't have a I don't have a season pass but I know people that can get me in for free. Summer? Not in December. Look, you're trying to figure out when I'm not going to be there. I'm going to go and get what I was talking about. Okay, what apps?

Let's get into some emails from the listeners. You know, we answer all of them. It's towards the end of November. That's where I'm going. I'll be there. I'll be in Mexico from the 17th to 24th. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm going to be. 27th. I'm so rude. I'm is where I'm going. I'll be there. I'll be in Mexico from the 17th to 24th. Oh, yeah, that's what I mean.

27th. Sure, that's so rude. I'm playing. I'm joking. I would love to go to Disneyland with you. Okay, so let's read your emails. We're going to answer your questions, burning questions that you have about sex, relationships, dating, marriage, love, cheating, whatever it is.

You can email me feedback at sacrosanly.com and I will answer your emails. You'll hear from us if we read it on the air. We'll let you know. And here we go. You'll hear from us if we read it on the air, we'll let you know. And here we go. You'll appreciate this one. I think, Manus, dear Emily, why do girls feel the need to leave their underwear at my house? I've had roughly six girlfriends in the past nine months

and everyone has left a pair of other underwear in my house. But all, also, most recently, I found a pair in my car. Don't get me wrong. I love the attention and I think it's sexy, but I don't know if there's an expected response for me or if I'm supposed to give him back. I found out that most of them just in case I need to give him back if they ask and I essentially have a drawer of them. Thoughts, Jeffrey, 27 in Chicago.

Jeffrey, I love this email. I know. Well, here's the deal. I think this is funny. I honestly, and again, I'm not every woman in the world. And I think that you can come in this two minutes. Sometimes we're just gonna rush to get out and we forget. And we said, like a lot of times I'll put pants on. I'm like, Oh, I forgot to put under on. So I think sometimes we can't find it. If it's an awkward hook up, you're like, I'm not gonna dig through his bed and find my underwear. But I've never, I'm purposely, I almost be embarrassed to leave my underwear, but I know

that I've done it before. And I don't think it's on purpose, however, that means for me when I've done that. I have three things to say. That's one thing. If I've done it, it wasn't like, oh, I'm going to leave my underwear, so I'll be thinking about me tomorrow, because I don't know if it could be dirty, like whatever. I don't think that's a cool thing. But here's the second thing that I want to say about that is that

is that the underwear oh that my ex actually had a drawer filled with women's underwear that had left in there. So I think this is a common thing that some women do like and it was kind of gross I'm like just throw them away. He's a one drawer of all the women he slept with, like six different pairs of underwear and different sizes and jewelry and everything they left. So I think that some women like, maybe you're messed up or you're hung over and you leave them. But the third thing I want to say is that a lot of my guy friends have the theory

that women purposely leave something at your house so they can call you and make sure that you'll call and they'll get it back. And I don't know if the underwear, I feel like it's more like a ring or earrings that they need back. I can't imagine calling a guy if you think I left my black panties there. Can I come get them like I would never do that. So yeah, I don't know if that falls under

that umbrella, but I think it could just be you they want you to remember them. They want you to find them be like, Oh, she was so hot last night. I'm going to call her or it's a mistake. Do you know what? I miss mistake. More than panties, you know, it comes up everywhere. I like to call them landmines. Is the hair ties. Oh, right. You're obsessed with the hair ties. The hair ties get left all the time everywhere. So guys, if you think, you know, if you're dating multiple people, you need to make sure you check every square inch of your house.

If you're not like, it's so true. Totally you know who to be which most people aren't yeah most people they're they're probably not because they don't want to deal with the household having to talk to people so make sure you find all the hair ties because those things are just everywhere and then you know the truth happens to but you don't have a lot of girls panties leaving over I know that I've I know that I've done it. Like, I've been surprised that they did laundry, and then I come back and they're like, oh, these are underwear. And I'm always surprised that I left my underwear because I literally don't know how it happens. I remember many years ago, I found a pair of panties on the ground when I went to my house,

when I was coming over with some girl that was coming to my house with me and I walked to the side of my bed and I was like crap there's a pair of panties laying on the ground so I grabbed it and I threw it in between my mattresses right I was just like pretending I was like tucking and then I was right right totally forgot about them forever but Of course you wouldn't be like oh god to get the panties, and then I remember that I had to move my mattress While another chick was over again. Oh, no, these panties just wouldn't not go away And then finally, you know grab them and throw them away, so right So just tell them away because I got to buy new ones if they asked for them I feel like you tell me to leave them there.

I just feel like I didn't find them. I'll let you know if I find them because here's the thing, Jeffrey, is that I didn't like when I was dating LA guy. I granted we, he had a life before me, I understand, but I didn't understand why he had a drawer. And he didn't know that I knew this. I gone through his drawers, whatever, looking for something and you open a drawer. And this course, he leave me as they're working a lot. I mean, literally there was must have been six or seven pairs and I and jewelry like and I was like, why?

Well, I'm just saying I can't eat these girls nice. You're like fake. I was like, what? I just like throw away. If you're not washing them, like it's sort of disgusting and a health hazard. So, Jeffrey just get rid of them and I don't know why they do it. They either they forgot or they wouldn't think it's sexy

but don't you ask your question? I'm gonna get to that. You said, should I give them back? No. Text, you can text them and say, I have your black underwear here unless you want to see me get it, it could be a cute, 30 thing.

But here's the problem, Jeffrey. What if it's not that girls underwear? What if you got confused and you're like, oh, I have your underage, I didn't leave under, I don't have black underwear with lace and then you're in trouble. So the best thing to do is to not talk about it and to throw them away ASAP.

That's good, we solved that. Good. Okay, dear Emily, I was on and off with my first love for about five years. Our last breakup was my choice because I wanted some freedom. She ended up getting knocked up and though she denies it, I feel like she was pressured into marriage. She was married for three years, had a second kid, ended up getting knocked up and though she denies it, I feel like she was pressured into marriage.

She was married for three years, had a second kid, but he was only around for a year due to military duties. The last year of their marriage we've been having an affair. He was tragically killed before coming back. It's been a year now and we are caught in a strange place where she wants me around and sometimes seems into me and other times she's totally riddled with guilt and only wants to live for him. Is this a situation I should leave or stick out?

Truthfully, I would love to be with her and move forward in our lives, but sometimes I feel she will forever be living in the past and due to the way things have played out, what's my play here? Dan. Well, Dan, that's a really, that is a twisted story because I didn't know where it was going, but you know, it sounds like to me, you've been on and off for five years and then she got knocked up, that it sounds like you guys really have a strong connection, but she's going through trauma right now.

Losing a husband, the father of your children, knowing that your children's dad is not going to be there is traumatic. And I would say that you could be supportive of her emotionally, but she should go to therapy, ASAP. If she's not had therapy yet, she can't afford therapy. A lot of cities and counties offer therapy through the city. And you could find a way to get it. And I think that she needs intensive therapy because that's trauma. That's, you know, even if she didn't love it, but she's having a affair with you, doesn't mean that she doesn't, she does not have a very strong bond,

but she did not have a very strong bond with him. It's father over children again, and she married him. So I would say, you know, you should stick it out if you really love her, but you can't. And this is what men fall into this a lot. They, they want to solve all the problems and you want to make her feel better and no matter how many dozens of roses or gifts you buy or how much you, you know, lover and tell her that she's great and all these things, that's not going to help the trauma that she's experienced by losing someone that is so close to her. So I would say that, and it takes years sometimes to get over deaths.

It's a very hard thing. And so if you're not in for the long haul of this, this is going to be around, you know, the kids, if you become the stepfather to these children, you know, you're not their dad. You could adopt him, but, you know, he'll always be around, he'll be that presence. And I would just say that you should make sure she gets some help and gets checked out and has someone to talk to about it, because that's traumatic. But I think if you lover, you should stick with her. That's what I got to say. What do you think, man? Just let her work it out. I totally agree with that. I mean, I've had, in my younger years,

when I was in high school, I had three of my friends pass away in three different separate incidents within six months of each other. So it's, and it's a, it's a gears get over that kind of stuff. Years. Years, and you know, you want them to be okay right away, but, you know, they just got to work that out. And eventually they will get over it.

I'm not shaming. I'm not getting over it. I mean, being insensitive, I'm being insensitive by just saying getting over it. But eventually they'll be able to move on and get through life. Right. Exactly. And if you love or just stick through it,

sometimes you know, you might be going through something in a few years and you're going to want her to have your back. So relationship experience up and down and you want to be there. You're the good and the bad. Yeah. Hey there, Emily. How do you have a threesome safely? I'm married and my wife and I are worried about contracting STDs.

What do you suggest about this? How do you go about asking that to the person that you bring in? Thanks, John. Okay, John, that's a great question. I was actually on the doctor's TV show, which is a popular daytime talk show, talking about this very thing.

And it is important. I can't, you know, you could ask them if they have STDs, I would ask, you know, if they have, you know, if they're on, it's an open about it, but I would say you have to use protection. You have to use a condom. If you're having sex with both of the women, I'm assuming it's, you're having sex with another woman just because that's the way it usually goes when couples not saying there aren't two men and a girl thinks them, but I'm assuming it's another woman.

If you are having sex with both of them, you need to change your condom in between. So you can't stick your penis inside one, pull it out, and then stick your penis inside the other when you were in condom. You need to change condoms. I know this might be a buzzkill, but dude, you're having sex with two women. So how bad could it be, right? Life's pretty good. If you perform oral sex on the other woman, the third partner, you can wear protection, she can wear, I mean,

you can, she can wear a dental dam. What's dental dam? It's like you can make it out of a condom actually. It's latex and you put it over her vagina when you're performing oral sex on her. And it actually does not feel bad to have the, it's just latex, like a condom, but you can perform oral sex on her through that. A dental dam, you can buy them at the store or literally you can cut the tip off of the condom, open a condom, cut the tip off of it, cut it in half, one side and open it up, spread it open, and there's a dental dam. So that's what you should do. If you're going to pick someone random, make sure you pick, you know, you can talk to them

and you meet with them beforehand and you feel comfortable before you do anything. And you could also make the agreement that you're gonna get tested, all of you before the threesome. But how many people really do that? I'm gonna tell you do that, and that's what you should do, but are you really gonna do that?

I don't know, but I think you should. And this is a good opportunity to mention this that a lot of, so a lot of women don't love performing oral sex on men. So I'm sure you're hoping that during your threesome that you're gonna get it, they don't. A lot of guys don't like performing oral sex on men. So I'm sure you're hoping that you know during your three-sums that you're gonna get it. They don't. A lot of guys don't like performing oral sex on women, but I want to tell you about mask, M-A-S-Q-U-E, mask strips for men, for women. I mean they're it's called it's your mask is

the website, but anyway they're like these little strips, they're like those breath strips that you put on your tongue and dissolves, but they're for oral sex. So if a woman, if you're with a partner and she won't perform oral sex because she doesn't like the taste, or she doesn't like doing it, the four flavors, and when she's performing oral sex the next time, it'll taste like a chocolate milkshake.

Comes in chocolate, strawberry, mango, and watermelon, and they are amazing. Go to your mask, or go to my website, sexsetme.com and check them out. Because I'm telling you guys can write me all the time. I've been married. My wife perform all sex on me anymore. What do I do or I'm with this woman? So that's what you do. You pop a mask, fit it last for 20 minutes, that masks the taste of semen.

Yeah, they're awesome and they taste delicious. That's what I gotta say about that. Okay, let's move on. What's your favorite? My favorite mask flavor? Yeah. I really like the strawberry. I know, and the mango. Yeah, you seem to bring up the mango a lot.

I love mango everything. Like give me a mango, I'll eat a whole mango. I gotta buy mangoes at the store. I'll eat a whole entire mango. Like delicious mangoes and mango shakes, mango smoothies, mango mask strips, delicious. And we have really fun videos that we've been doing them that are also on our website.

Oh, it's speaking of the claymations. Yeah, I was about to bring the claymation up. Now did you like that? Yeah, that was cool. It was claymation done by when you're interned, right? And they put it up on sexandemley.com and it shows all these different sex positions That was to took so much time. I know I wasn't even there

They like I was the off and I was in LA and they put it together Kyle my one of my interns in Kelsey and her friend They just spent the entire day making Claymation and they never have done it before and it looks amazing like people are loving it. I think it's so funny It was good. I know they loved it Okay, let's move into our topic some scary scary things. Just an honor of Halloween. It's October. Okay. Uh, how can you handle what could be potentially scary in bed? Cause you know, sometimes things happen, you know, you never know like, uh, you for you've heard, they, have you ever been embarrassed, men as in bed.

In bed? Yeah. Embarrassed. Like is anything ever happened? You're like, oh my God, I'm so embarrassed that happened. Not that I can think of. I'm sorry. I wish I had a story to share. Are we?

Okay. Good. How about you? Um, yeah. I've made strange noises and stuff that I'm not proud about. Some people are afraid to spit or swallow, right? Some may, you know, not like to say we said the taste of semen. That's why they might use a mask strips.

You can use sexualplayvers.com or your mask. No, go ahead. It's nothing to be. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. Yeah, exactly. Because you don't like to do something. Right, exactly. But here's one thing.

This is scary moment number one. All right. Poor timing. This is for guys. Here, one thing. This is this is scary moment number one all right poor timing This is for guys here one minute man This was this is a topic that I discussed when I was on the doctor show the most embarrassing this is when I was on again the most embarrassing bedroom moments So I think that if this happens to you and your guy I think guys are mortified. How does that happen? You minus? What were you ejaculate quicker than you would be?

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Minimum, right? The Minimum? Guys, freak out. They think she's going to leave. She's going to never have sex live again. Not true. I'm telling you, and in a way, I don't know.

I said, you're like fine, whatever. You know what you should do then? You should perform a world sex in her and make sure we're about her Jimmy Jane vibrator and make sure that she gets off. But it's not a big deal. She can say, you know, you could say something like, that's great.

Let's one minute, let's go for 10 or something like that. If you have an ongoing problem with this issue, I'm not even saying it's a problem, but if it's something that like you are the minute man every time you have sex, you can try supplements. You can talk to your first go to your doctor, get checked out, and this is where four to supplements come in.

Four to online. We talked about that earlier. You can order them now. They were not available in the States. You can get them at the four to website, and they're 100% organic, so it's not like Viagra or you have to get a prescription and you might have a prescription and it might last your erection, it might last 48 hours or whatever the commercial says. But these are like actually, they make you feel better. If you take them, you can take them every day

and they give you energy and they help you with your erection issues. So that could be a scary moment, poor timing. Scary moment number two, someone passes gas. Yes. What do you do? You just feel out. Keep on pushing. Keep on

keeping on. Keep on keeping on. Ignore it. Pretend it didn't happen. You know guys I just think that with these bodily emissions that come out when you're having sex that everyone it happens it's part of sex. There's something that's gonna come out of you or some weird things gonna happen and you just gotta keep going on and I don't I think that the person that happens to like, if let's say I passed gas during sex, I probably embarrassed for like a second, I'd be like whatever, but keep, you guys really care about it. So you're like gross, I want to relieve now and take her panties with them.

Oh, guys don't care. Right? Guys don't care. You're not like judging for that. Women you just think. You just have so much that we care about so much different things. It's just like, we don't stop putting so much pressure on yourself. So you really don't. You're speaking for men now.

And I'm just being for women. I'm saying that we don't care either. We know that it happens. We all that happens. So I've never done it in my life, but I know that it happens. I think also I just want to put it in a general thing where, you know, women need to stop putting so much pressure on themselves to think that they know what guys want. Or what guys think. Or like, what do you mean? Like, just that women are. Just in general, like, oh, no one's

going to sleep with me because I'm hideous. Or I, you know, I'm 15 pounds overweight. No, guys are just not. Tell them all confidence. You're 50. You think you're 15 pounds overweight. No, guys are just not. Tell about confidence. You're 50. You think you're 15 pounds overweight, but you feel good and you're confident. Don't you think that you've seen the woman who is 15 pounds overweight, but she, the way she carries herself is so strong and confident in your track.

To her, like, her essence and who she is, you're not like, oh, but she could lose 10 pounds. Like, I think that women are obsessed with their weight and they're obsessed with all this stuff and they just don't need to be. They don't. And men don't have to worry about their penis size and you heard it here. Okay, scary moment number three, he suggests something you're uncomfortable with.

Are you really that scared? Was this suggesting that scary? So have you ever suggested that you probably don't suggest something to women? Or do they way around a woman could suggest something to a man and he could be like, that could be scary. Maybe the suggestion is regarding anal sex or some other moves you've never explored. I think that comes up. You know. So this Sinclair Institute, I'm in love with them because they make education sex education videos. So you can watch one to learn and be more comfortable with trying new things in bed. We have, go to my website, click on Sinclair Institute, you can get half off a DVD. We've got some special discounts

going for there, but they have like so many sex education DVDs, there's sex plurations ones. If you're just someone who's just starting to have sex and you're not that comfortable, but like I'm telling you watching porn is fine. No problem with that. Not the way to learn how to have sex. Because what you see in porn is people going at it in different positions that look good visually because men are visual creatures or women, it's not necessarily the vision that's gonna get off. However, if you want us to declare institute,

education, video, you can get on any topic, sex explorations is one that's very popular. You can watch it with your partner. It's real people having sex, but it's the right way of having sex. So please check them out. And also if you're uncomfortable, my sex drive app makes, it's called Emily's sex drive, get in the iTunes store, makes trying new things fun.

Fun, like it makes it fun. You're like, oh, Emily says we should do it. So it's like, you know, it explains to you how to walk through it and you don't have to bring it up. She doesn't have to bring it up, but I'll bring it up in my out. So another scary suggestion can be the popularity of BDSM and 50 Shades of Grey, more people are participating in bondage practices. Do you know how crazy? I mean literally like every single day I get an email from like someone who just wrote

a book or who's like teaching a 50 Sh of gray class You've heard all about 50 shades of gray. Yes, I've actually read it For once I never time to read but it's good. It's high and everyone I know is read it my mom's read all three. She's 70 Your mom, I know it's about a BDS bondage Just your mom is a freak and I'm not saying that in a bad way. I think she made a sex tape. Yeah, I think your mom is maybe more Sexually progressive than you are. Because I've never made a sex tape. I think your mom made me to fill in a couple times

on the show. Oh my God. Do you remember that moment? You were there. That was like five years ago. My mom was on the sex of them. This is what, were you there? Yeah, I was there.

Do you remember this? Or we just, she was like, I made a sex tape. Yeah, we were live on the radio. And my mom was in town, so I brought her on the air. And I was, it's color-called in and said, you know, we're thinking about sex tape. What do you think about that? And I was like, well, you know, just be careful. Make sure you destroy the evidence, all the stuff that I usually say if you're making a sex tape, be careful.

And I'm like, Mom, can you believe that? Would you, would you do that? She's like, oh, maybe. Maybe I've made a sex tape. You made a sex tape? She's, yeah, I'm, yeah. Well, we were afraid you kids would find it, so we destroyed it, but, you know, we did.

So she's a little more regretting her little Michigan accent. So, yeah, that's true. That happens. Okay, the other thing is a queuing. Almost every woman has experience that and from his trapped air sensation in her vagina, which can lead to noises that sound like gas. And the annoying thing about that is that it's like,

you want to be like, first of all, again, keep going like I said when you pass gas, you don't have to stop, stop the presses. I just queued, oh my God, not a big effing deal. But it does sound like gas. And so then you're embarrassed, because you're like, no, but I don't know what's worse, because then as I want to be like, oh no, no, no,

that was just the vagina with the air, not the other, but then just better keep going. Like don't even try to explain it, but it does happen. It's air. It's because your penis is going, your fingers, your hands, or your toy is going in and out of our vagina, which creates air bubbles, which come out and sound like your passing gas.

Big deal. Don't stress on it. So it's just giggle about it. It happens and it really isn't a big deal. So awkward moment number five, getting your period during sex. It can be an uncomfortable topic for people so it's important to talk to your partner in case he's not comfortable having sex during your menstrual cycle. There's a lot of people, a lot of guys are not into it.

They're like grossed out, leave my house, not, you know, I'm not down with those guys. So you guys are like whatever, we're having sex blood, not it doesn't ever hurt you wash your sheets after. What side of it? That's happened to you, I'm sure. Yeah, I don't know. We know women's and as it had side of it? That's happened to you, I'm sure. Yeah, what? And don't that we know women sometimes it has, what we can say. Oh, no, I mean, sometimes women just don't even tell you. Sometimes we don't know. Sometimes having sex will bring on your period

and it's really annoying because you're like, oh, I think, you know, by the way, by the way, you might have to go the dry. BTW, but, but the truth is that I like to say, if I'm on my period, I will say, oh, I'm having my period and then he'd be like, oh, that's cool. We don't have to do anything or he might be like, I don't care. So I think I can spare. Oh, thank you. A place you.

Yeah, he's a great, great time for oral sex and those masks, right? But I don't know. How do you feel about it? You don't like it. I feel like you're the kind of guy who's like, no, I can just leave it up to them if they whatever they want to do. It's fine If they want to go to pound town let's go to pound town if they're not into it I will enjoy receiving Flatio right. Thank you very much I will always

Do you know how many people I have saying pound town now because of you? You didn't make that up pound town So you know the pound town I'm not gonna be creative for that, but I'd never heard it So I love it. But you do give me credit for it in pound sounds. I'm not going to give you credit for that, but I'd never heard it, so I love it. But you do give me credit for it, right? Always. Oh, better. Better, I do give you credit for it.

Cool. I do give you credit for everything. Take them to pound town. Okay. Now, if you have your period and you still want to get it on, but without the mess, you can try soft cups. These are similar to menstrual cups, but shape like a diaphragm. So, as it's further up in your vagina, over the cervix to collect flow will still allowing

for penetration. Diaphrams, that's a birth control method, they can also be used like a menstrual cup to collect the flow while still allowing for penetration. And then finally, there's female condoms. Have you ever seen the female condom? Goes inside of her. Many couples prefer these as they transfer heat better, don't restrict the penis and the man can remain within the woman after a regulation.

And they're expensive kind of female condoms, but I don't know why they haven't taken off. You'd think that women would just be like carrying them around and sticking them inside, but we're so used to the man doing it. But probably women have all these issues around wanting to be seen as slutty or whatever, but female condoms are a good option. Male condoms, you won't get blood on your penis if you're using a male condom and you won't contract an SD.

You should always be using condoms anyway. Here's another thing, she's menstruating, have sex in the tub or the shower. Have you ever done that? That's a great one. Yeah, that's a good one. You know, I'm big sex in the shower supporter. You love that.

Why is that? What do you love about text in the shower? I love being in the shower. I take couple of showers a day. Yeah, you are one of those people. Yeah, so either not. So as long as I'm in here, coming here, I feel comfortable, I feel relaxed in the shower.

Yeah. Don't you, you don't like the shower. I like it, but it's harder to. I mean, it's harder, it's hard to perform. I like it, but it's harder to I mean it's harder. It's hard to perform I'm not gonna say it's easy Right to have sex and showers not at all, but it is um, I don't know. I like being shower. I like water Right, right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, well thing. It's popular. I actually my book hot sex over 200 things you can try tonight It's amazing book because it has really great

hot sex over 200 things you can try tonight. It's amazing book because it has really great illustrations. And they're beautiful illustrations. We took real pictures of people having sex and then we illustrated them and people just love the illustrations. But the point is it tells in their words because I wrote it, but there's a whole thing on shower sex and how, the best ways to have shower sex

so you can bend down the woman just to brace herself because it can be tricky. Didn't you have someone pass out in the shower? Yeah, because of the heat. Right. I think you and I know every every sex story in each other's lives. Yeah, I was in Palm Springs and it was like 100 and something degrees. And I like taking hot showers. And I thought I killed someone. Oh my God. That would be so bad with my penis. But did you kind of feel good in a moment to the game? You're like, she's dead,

but she died in a really good way. Yeah way because my penis wasn't inside of her. But I'm not that it happened, but you kind of brace your put your hand bend over a woman can brace her ankles. This is a good way to fix the shower. So you don't fall over because it can't just be slippery. If you feel your hands on the wall, like you can sit around, you just got to be careful and it's a good place to perform moral sex. And there's actually a guy, do you know, there are a lot of women take baths or use the shower nozzle that comes off to have orgasms? Oh yeah. So I met this guy when I was in Las Vegas at the sex conference.

He's making a new vibrator that has, that is mimics that. The flow of water comes out of it and it mimics the shower nozzle People think of everything. I mean they bring that up in movies all the time They do shower nozzle thing. Yeah, works. I mean the most the most recent thing that I saw in was The last American high movie. Oh, they did that Well, that like number 10 American yeah, but it had all the original cast in it. So I had to see it It was all the original members and they're all like married and divorced and stuff well a couple of them were married and

They're revisiting relationships from the first movie. I know you think it's ridiculous because it's not you know It wasn't in the cans film festival, but It had a lot of the first one. Yeah, but it had sex with the pie. That's still funny. You oversee these movies because of who's in them or what the titles are, things. But there's a lot of stuff that's relatable to your show that you would like to bring to the table. So in this movie, she was masturbating with the shower head,

right? Right. And the husband was in bed masturbating. They were masturbating at the same time, but not having sex with the children. Because they're set right. That happens. That is such a common issue that is there. Why do you think that's happening? I think that couples stop connecting intimately. You know, so as they have children, this couple of kids, I think it gets in the way of their intimacy. They just don't want to something happens. Sometimes like, you know, he's holding and grudge, he's holding and grudge, things have been building up over months and months. It doesn't happen in a day. There's probably issues in the relationship that have gotten them. They've just pulled apart and they haven't been able to, like, you know what?

It's easier for me just to do it on my own because then we got to be intimate and like the couples just get they just I mean seriously we've received 15 emails the last week from guys who can't who wise one of sex to them or have it at sex I mean it happens at for time and you've got to I'm telling you if you are in a relationship and you're not having sex with your partner that is a problem it's not okay like it's okay everyone so I'm not saying it's bad to masturbate without your partner but if this goes on for months and months and months and you're not having sex together like that's going to wreak havoc on your relationship and it's going to be a problem. So you need to go see a sex therapist or you need to talk about what the issues are.

Maybe you're too busy, think the kids are going to come in, whatever it is, that was another issue and Jeff Prope show. They were like, oh, the kids are going to come in. I'm afraid to have sex. I'm like, people get a lock on your door. What is the friggin problem? You know what I mean? That's what people worry about.

So you just got to work on it. You got to talk about it. You got to talk about it. If you can't talk about it, go to therapy and talk about it. But it's not. People make excuse. That's fine. Like my friend who's a married, they had barely F-Saxx. She's married for 15 years.

She's like, I've got enough good sex in my life. This is what she tells herself. I don't really need it anymore. Like, you do. We all need it. We're human. Like, you need to connect. You both need to connect on that level. So scary moment last one drunk and can't get it

up I just can't relate to that at all they can't because no because I told you oh you have the opposite effect yes it does I swear to God on everything on everything I'll call does not affect it actually enhances but that's just me and I'm not endorsing it. Right. It's a lie. It's a lie sometimes. I feel sometimes see how much it spices up your sex. I don't remember.

If you can't get it up, then I would say that you should just make sure that you give her pleasure. If you have a problem with it, be like, hey babe, I'm going to go down to you for an hour. That is no problem at all. We will not have a problem with that. We will not argue. So, that's what we got time for today. This is the Sex with Emily's Show.

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