Sex With Emily - SWE: Sex Etiquette

Episode Date: March 10, 2012

Emily shows women around the world how to prevent lipstick on the teeth and the best way to tell someone they have something on their face during a first date. Also, never prematurely “babe” someone on a date. Emily teaches male ejaculation etiquette, including keeping her in the loop on  your ejaculation plan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Friday. This is our free Friday show that everyone can listen to. And we're excited to be on series XM extreme top 165 Love extreme talks 165 love it masturbate to it. You do you that's hot Today's show we're gonna be talking about a lot. We've got like a jam packed show really Yeah, but one of our topics today is calculation etiquette Where you should drop it? Well with that topic. We're talking yesterday I'm really big because I finally got a MacBook Pro

after all these years. I was rocking a MacBook for like six years, so upset about that. But now I'm really into the video chat with you and I. I know, it's so fun. On the G chat and you're telling me, you're running down through all the, a topic you go through and so you decided

on the ejaculation etiquette. Yeah. And I, Because you have experience with this, correct decided on the ejaculation etiquette. Yeah. Because you have experience with this, correct? With ejaculation etiquette. Yeah. True. Don't come in certain places. We're going to tell you where and when and how and what to do. We also have an expert today calling in Carol Carosa from lifestyle condoms has got some condom tips. So we're going to be talking to her shortly. And we've got just a lot of big run-down run-down things. So we're just going to get into. We've got your emails. If you email me feedback at sexwithemily.com, I answer your emails.

If you're friends with benefits, remember your emails go straight to the top. Because we've got thousands of emails and we can only answer, we can't answer all of them. But if you become our special member, we'll take area. I have a confession. Oh my God, I'm so excited. What? You know all those condoms he gave me? Uh-oh. Yeah. Well my buddy stopped by my office yesterday and he was leaving for South by Southwest and he saw the package of condoms and

He asked if he can have some all of them. He took all of them. He's gonna be in South by Southwest He's gonna be on the show and report back to those are our golden lifestyle condoms He's got a call back and I'm sure I'm sure he will do you think he's gonna get banged as he Yeah, is he just wishful? I've like seen him. I've seen him like hook up with like famous people. Okay, like who he gets around Like people that are been in Gigantic movies. Okay. Yeah, so he why aren't why haven't I helped up with them yet? I don't know. Do I know I think you met him before yeah, and I didn't hug off of them. Yeah, so he, why aren't, why haven't I helped up with them yet? I don't know. Do I know?

I think you've met him before, yeah. And I didn't hug off of them. You didn't hug off of them. That's so odd. I know. I know. It's weird. Especially if he's, you know, hot and cool.

He's been in famous people. I can't believe you complained about not getting those condoms for months. And then I think it's the last time giving you anything. I was disappointed that you didn't give him to me in a time. What have I, I'm busy, okay? I'm really busy. But I should be your number one priority. You are my number one priority, and I give you a bunch of condoms, hoping you'd get laid

and then have stories to that share on the shelf. You have to wait three months later after I ask for them. Look, here's a condom, is a condom, is a condom. So anyway, if you ever wondered about condoms today, we are going to tell you more about the good condoms and the bad condoms and all that stuff. Tell me about yourself. I'm doing well. I'm doing well.

My life is going really, really well. I have to say that I'm going to get a place. I'm dating someone that I like, which is such a bizarre experience. I actually have no complaints, which is more interesting when I had complaints about people. And I'm sure they'll happen. But I just, things are great. They're humming along. I like them.

Things are good. I'm afraid you're going to do self sabotage. I could. I've sabotaged before. But we even talk about the fact that we're both sabotageers. We're similar. We've both done things that have ended relationships prematurely when we didn't want them to, because we're a little bit commitment-phobes.

We communicate a lot, because I always say communication is a lubrication relationship. We communicate a lot, and we lubricate a lot. A lot of lubrication. A lot of lubrication. I love Loub. I'm telling you, people, I'm such a fan of lube that my goal in life is to have lube on every night standing in America because you don't only need lube if you're dry, when people think, oh, she's dry, it's like it helps. It like rubs a clitoris. It feels

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and Instagram, Sex with Emily, and you can win prizes and stuff like that. Super fun. A lot of prizes. I saw somebody tweet that they won the book from you. Yeah, they won't. I have a book called Hot Sex. You can buy it on Amazon.

It's selling really well. It's Hot Sex over 200 things you can try tonight. And it's funny, because I was on your friend Maddie's show a few weeks ago. And he was talking to me. His first question was to me was Emily, I've been with my wife for how long they been to get a 10 year or something.

They've been together for a while. And he's like, I kind of want to spice things up and she's like, what do you want to do? And he's like, I came up blank. And so I was like, I went down to my car and I'm like, read my book because it's not weird, crazy things that you can't do and you got to go out and buy a bunch of gear.

It's like really simple things that you can do to improve your sex life every night, 200 things. Yeah, that's good. And you can pick it up where? Amazon. Amazon. How are you going to sign out more info? At sectionally.com. Sex selling.

You're so good. And then we just get to give out the info. I know. Well, here's one more info. Well, is there a camel camp video came out really well. I have an ab and an iTunes store that's selling like crazy called Kegel Camp. And their exercises for men and women to do. You exercise your PC muscles at, you you know three to five minutes a day and for men

You'll last longer you'll be stronger last longer more stamina and for women you'll have longer strung orgasms and Emily What are PC muscles? PC muscles are those muscles that you they're those peace-stopping muscles So you know when you're taking a piss. I don't know. I feel like you said piss. I know I usually speak like that But when you go into the bathroom. no, we're not FTC. Oh, we're not on this. I love it. You can say piss off. But when you're urinating and you want to stop the flow of urine, you stop it.

And then you can start it again. Those are the PC muscles that you target in my kegel camp app that you can buy in the iTunes store. And it's my voice. Gently walking you through the exercises. I say tense. relax, tense, relax. And a little reminder pops up every day that has time for kiggle camp and it's really fun.

And the amazing thing is I've gotten hundreds of emails from people that are like, it's changed my life. So that's why you do stuff. That's why you do stuff in the world because you want to help people sex life. That's why I'm doing my life. That's why I live my life is so everyone is better sex. Yeah.

That's my purpose of being. So we've a new poll on the website. What's the first thing that you notice about a person? The personality. Eyes, breasts, butt, stomach or mouth. I always start with the face and then you go down. So what do you think, eyes? No, I don't like look deep into their eyes. Why, but don't you see someone? I don't even meet someone and you're like, oh, God, she's got beautiful eyes. Never thought that ever in my life. You've never looked, man, is what planet are you on

that you've never looked at a woman and said she's beautiful eyes? I just don't do that at all. Okay, so let's move to mouth. Do you notice her mouth? Ah, yes, I notice her mouth. More than eyes. I look at the teeth more than the eyes.

You're making me, you're making me make sure my teeth have nothing in the brain. Yeah, no lipstick on the teeth, which I've seen you in that situation a couple times before. But I've held you out and I've told you, like, hey. You have told me, it's hard being a woman, you have to do that. But we have a special trick when you put lipstick on,

you then suck on your finger. Uh-huh. I just, then the camera. And then it takes a way, then you don't get lipstick on your teeth. But if I do have lipstick, I hope you let me know that's annoying You can't talk to a woman when she's got lipstick on her teeth. It's not attractive Lipsick on the teeth. But what about if you're on the first date and she's rocking lipstick on the teeth?

Oh my god does that happen. Yeah, I think that you do tell her I think that you have to just be like oh baby got a little something not babe because it's your first date But be like you got a little something You got a little something is Isn't that what you do? That's a little rough. That happened to you? Yeah, yeah. You got, hey, you got a little thing.

But I actually wait a little while to see if it goes away. Right, because you're hoping it will, right? Yeah. That's the same thing with something hanging from someone's nose. You're like, I hope your wife says no. I hope your wife says no. Yeah, and just the pig old. It just turns you off. Not rocking. I know. I lose my boner if. Yeah, and just the pigled. It just turns you off.

Not rockin' too much. I know, I lose my boner if you've got that. I seriously do, it's hilarious. Speaking about boners yesterday. Yes. Oh my God, I met one of the most beautiful women out there. She's a singer, her name is Lana Del Rey. And I'm still on the fence on how I feel about our music.

Like, I've grown to really like it, but when I first heard it, I was like, oh, this is awful. But her as a person, she was just amazing. Really? One of the kindest people I've met in a really long time. That's amazing. I know my entrance were all like, I want to come meet her. Yeah. I didn't know because usually I made a lot of music

musician people are like actors and actresses and the people around them like you know like your interns right. They could be they're like oh you know don't look her strangely eye and all this stuff. So you never know before you meet them how they were and then all these requirements I was getting just before I met her I'm like oh man she's gonna be the most stuck up. I'm in insane. I'm in it's B.A.C.I.C.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I. like, oh man, she's gonna be the most stuck up. I mean, it's a bitch. I've ever met ends up being the nicest person I've ever met.

Oh, so if you guys want to see a pretty lady, Google Lawnedale Ray. Okay, do you take pictures? Did you put it on? Yeah, I have my Instagram on stuff. Wait, menace. You can find white minus on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Tumblr, all that stuff. Tumblr, everything. Pinterest. Find white minus, whatever. And it's MENACE because everyone thinks it's your menace. Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Tumblr, all that stuff. Tumblr, everything. Find white menace, whatever.

And it's MENACE, because everyone thinks it's your menace. MEN and I ask, why? Few people email me and say menace. No one does that. They do, they do it to me, I swear to God. So what are you gonna do this weekend? That's exciting and new. Exciting and new this weekend.

I might go to a bar that I have not been to ever. In the city in San Francisco. In San Francisco. Yeah, my buddy works there and they do live shows all the time. Oh, that's cool. It's the second oldest bar. What's it called? It's called Hotel Utah.

Oh, yeah, I've been there a bunch. Yeah, it's the second oldest bar. I mean, it's not in a long time. Yeah, did you know it's the second oldest bar in San Francisco? Did you not know? Yeah. It has that look, like Gold coast kind of sign to it? Yeah, and probably gonna do that.

And do you know what they have here? What? I think you actually been to this place. What? The Walt Disney. I went there on a date last year. The Walt Disney Museum. It's in Sydney right now.

So there's a Walt Disney Museum in San Francisco that the family put together. And I never been to it but you know me I'm always at Disneyland a lot. Yeah I get arrested don't get arrested at the museum. Yeah men has got arrested last time. Yeah let's let's talk about that date though. I thought it was the dumbest idea ever to go on a day. That was hilarious. Well I was going to blind date last summer with this guy and he called me he was coming up from LA and we were being fixed up

by a friend and he leaves me a voicemail because he said I'll call you And we were emailing you so I'll call you leaving message about the plant. He said okay Um, there's this exhibit at the Walt Disney Museum. I'd love you to I'd love to meet you there and oh by the way My mom's in town. She's coming to click beep And I sat there for a moment and I thought okay this Could be really awkward. I've never met the guy and now his mom's going to be judging me. But then I thought, what a great story that will be for the show.

So I live my life. I'm like, you know what? Bring the mom along because they always say how a guy cheats his mom is how he's going to treat you. So guys pay attention to how you treat your mom and be always be nice to her. Even if she was a raging bitch when you're growing up because women tell you on that. So anyway his mom was a sweet lady. I never saw him again. It wasn't a great date. That is just so awkward. It's awkward. I'm like, couldn't you meet your mom after for coffee

or something? Why you got to bring the mom? If I knew that you were like an extreme Disney fan, I go, okay, this is a great date. Right. But I've never heard you say all over. Oh my god, I love Walt Disney and Disney and all the stuff. Never heard that out of you ever. Right. So I just think it's kind of awkward one to take you to the Walt Disney museum. But hey, you know what, it might be kind of cool, kind of. Right.

Kind of interesting. I thought so. And then put on the first date, put on top of that meeting the mother Yeah, it's so it was really bizarre. I know but I just thought you know what I could just bail on this But why not it'll be funny. It'll be great story and it'll be interesting to learn it seems very psycho She's in the rocking chair ish. I know I agree I agree But it was ended up being I mean I'd never been to the Walt Disney Museum. So I'm always up for trying new experiences.

No, I'm not a Walt Disney fanatic. I don't have my Mickey Mouse doll anymore that I used to when I was younger. I used to love Mickey Mouse. But you know, it was a finding. But what kind of conversations were going on? Oh, she asked me. The first thing she asked me was how old I was and if I went children. That was really fun.

Which you never want a guy to ask you that on the first date, please don't ever ask any woman that. And so you know I'm not gonna be like, oh woman never tell, you know, as a annoying and then she's, and then we got the whole chance competition. I was like, oh well I've been thinking about kids and I'm not sure.

I was thinking about not having kids now. I mean I think you, but you know I consider it from time to time. I don't really remember what my time was. Did you end up talking to her more than I did? I did. I ended up talking to her more than I did because that's what you do. You're like, oh, the mom, the old mom came up from somewhere to visit Texas or wherever.

So that was an awkward date and I never saw him again, but he's been trying to get together ever since, been like a year and I've been like, well, I don't know. Like, hey, dude, don't you? Hey, you bring in your uncle. Yeah. Who do I have to meet next? Exactly. Who's coming next? Your second cause and choice removed.

That'll be really fun. I want to can't wait to go on that date. Wow. So you're going to a bar this weekend, and I am. Walt Disney. Walt Disney. And then Walt Disney, I love that. So I also, yeah, I'm just going to hang out with friends.

I'm hopefully going to be beautiful. We are so lucky. But everyone's having this weather right now in New York. It's like 73. I have everybody that I follow on Instagram around the world. Yep. They're all like posting photos of all the awesome weather that they're having. It's awesome weather. Even in Ohio. And Michigan. Yeah. In Michigan.

My hometown. I love it. I love it. I hope everyone goes out and has a great weekend. So yesterday was International Women's Day. There's a lot of people writing and talking about it. And so there's this study that came out. I think I tweeted this the other day, which I think you might have seen. It says, we're number what? Where Americans rank in the world? So, okay, it's our country ranking and all the two things of most note is that America ranks first in Miss America universe, Miss Universe wins.

So out of every country, we rank first. We've had more Miss America universe, Miss Universe wins. So out of every country, we ranked first. We've had more Miss Universe wins. We, however, erased, we, we come up 31st in math scores. We are not that bright, but we're really hot, and second in vibrator ownership. So we're hot. What's going on? We're sex crazed, but we're not too bright when it comes to men.

Number one, you're up for the vibrator, do you know? Number one for Europe was Taiwan. Taiwan! Taiwan, they make it there. They make them all there. They're like, why not? Yes, that was Taiwan. And then Taiwan was also first for math.

So that's a really interesting juxtaposition. Yes, they were first to math and vibrator use. When do they have time to do their homework? I don't know. I was actually offered all expense paid trip to Taiwan and why didn't you go i don't know i don't have no desire to leave the country i really want to go to like the only place i want to go to japan to go to japan because it has everything i want has

japanese girls i know you got to go to japan you'd love it technology in fashion it has everything i want that's it that's really what we got don't You love it. You love it. You love it. You love it. You love it. You love it. You love it. You love it. You love it. You love it. You love it.

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You love it. You love it. You love it. You love it. You love it. You love it. You love it. You love it. You love it. You love it. It's just so good. And the next thing I know, I'm in the Mexican prison. Just, I just know myself. And I'm just like, you know, I'm safer for me to stay on the boat. Life is all about getting to know who you are

and what your challenges are and what you can't take and what you can't take. Yeah, I know. I should not get off the boat. Do not get off the boat. I know I can get extremely wasted at Disneyland and get escorted it out, but I'm not gonna end up in a Mexican prison, you know?

Right. So that's why I just know my places. I love New York, Chicago. These are the places I love to visit. I actually wanna visit. I found out my great grandparents are from Springfield, Missouri. Really?

Just found this out last week. Oh. So I actually wanna go back to Missouri because I have a lot of friends out there. And anybody that's ever going to St. Louis, Missouri, go to a place called Hot Shots, there's a burger named after me. Oh, that's amazing. I remember that burger being named after you and you didn't even know that you had roots there.

I hadn't known you. You got Midwestern roots. Yeah. I would see that. I would see that. That knew you're kind of nice. You put my grandfather, whose parents are from Springfield field Missouri. He was born here in San Francisco. So that's why I just never knew this. I just thought we're just locals. Exactly.

No, that's really interesting. Okay, there's one more thing I got to bring up. It's political. And I've got a few angry emails about something that you said. But I what I said, yes, you know the whole wash limbaugh debate. I don't do anything political. You made a joke and people thought you were serious. So about what? Do you remember you know the whole rush limbaugh thing that's like catching on the wildfire. I don't really know too much about it because I don't think you knew what you were saying. So what happens is is that there's a college co-ed student Susan Fluk. She goes but she goes before a congressional

committee and essentially says that she must get, she must get, she wants birth control to be, okay, she testifies before Congress on behalf of a classmate whose birth control was not covered by her insurance plan. See the new Obama administration's new health insurance regulations would ensure that her friends insurance company would pay for contraception for the reason needed. Whatever. So what happened was she was testifying saying why isn't birth control covered, it should be covered. And Rush Limbaugh on his stupid show, when I went off and said, who goes before congressional

committee, essentially says she must be paid to have sex. What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. So this is called a rapport. Yeah, and then later on, he says, she wants to pay to have sex. She's having so much sex.

She can't afford contraception. She wants to even the taxpayers to have her. So anyway, he's lost all of his advertisers. People are pissed. And you were making a joke on the show. You're like, she is a whore if she wants birth control. Yeah, I was just joking. I know, but we've got a few angry listeners.

You said they weren't going to listen anymore. So I just want you apologize. Because you were joking. But you didn't even really see. I knew you were joking, but they didn't know you were joking I have so you are so pro birth control because you don't want to get someone pregnant No, didn't you not even have sex for a while when you were younger cuz you were afraid you were gonna get Because I was I didn't have sex tell us 18 because I was afraid I was gonna get somebody right So you were making a joke we listen to the footage and you were joking, but people don't always know that you're joking.

Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Okay, you did get that was joking. Right, I got it because I know you. And I did say it was the stupidest thing you ever said. But saying that I, that I, they really thought that I believed with Rush Limbaugh. Yes. Seriously.

We got two, two angry emails. And I was like, no, we didn't mean it anyway. So I just thought Rush Limbaugh. Yes. Seriously. They did. We got two, two, three angry emails. And I was like, no, we didn't mean it anyway. So I just thought we'd bring it up today. That is so bizarre. Well, maybe that they're new listeners to the show and they don't get your thing. Yeah, that's very bizarre. I know.

But it's crazy. I know. This crazy story that was taken off like, well, so he's like the top radio, right? He's like the number one radio show in America. No. They say that he is. Well, yeah, anybody can say they're number one. Well, I'm number one radio show in America. They say that he is. Well, yeah, anybody can say their number one.

Well, I'm number one, obviously. Yeah, you're the number one sex podcast. That's chill. You can say that all day. I am. You can start saying that right now. Everyone can subscribe and I too to make me number one.

I'm number eight and set. Oh, no, I'm number three in sex podcasts. You are the number one podcast in the hours between one exactly and two p.m. Pacific Serentine every day in the west coast like people can call themselves number one that's true people like the best pizza in the world i haven't heard anybody talk about rochelle and bought since this in oh no it's been all well i know that i'm just saying no one no one gives it

given us no it's okay but you are, it's been all over the news. I've watched you in the gym, right? No, I know, I see. This, this great, but he, he just does this stuff to get in the news, you know? I know, but he's losing as advertisers. They're all these stations are trying to pull them and then Senator Cara Levin from Michigan, he's, or my Senator, he was actually my first job at a college. I was worked for him as an intern. Yeah, and

I did not have sex with him. So he said no, he's like 80 but whatever, but she said not that I wouldn't have but no, I'm kidding He that was a joke He's trying to get Rush Limbaugh pulled from all the now that from the army from the Military radio network where he plays. Yeah. Okay. I'm not defending Rush Limbaugh's actions, but you know what? It's kind of up to the company to let him continue to broadcast.

Right. They can decide what they want to do. He can say whatever he wants if the company wants collect a lot of companies that let him stop to have him stop his broadcasting company. If his broadcasting company wants him to continue to say these things, he can go ahead and do it. That's why we live in America. And then the people who by advertising, we live in America.

So they have the decision if they want to advertise on that show or not. And they're making the decision not to But I think we want to get those offended all the time the people want to be offended to Jump on the band wagon to support whatever the fuck they want to say right it's it's bullshit I see I know so many radio DJs that get out of work because Some person job because someone's upset because someone's upset They don't even know what that radio DJ said, but it gives them a platform to get in the media to support whatever Cods they want to do I know it pisses me off. I think if you're angry about something

You should do something positive towards that cause rather than just get keep getting angry about it You should see well. What can I do to make a difference? Yeah, donate money towards the go-bama Rowing against Russia limbaugh are just making him bigger. They're just giving his name out there. I haven't even heard any, I work in radio. Haven't heard anything about Rush Limbaugh until this point. And then you guys are just making him bigger and bigger. Okay, I'm sorry, we're going to stop talking about that.

You know where do we've been to now? So before we get into ejaculation etiquette and we talk about condoms with Carol from lifestyle, this is something you sent me yesterday. The seven red flags you're dating a psycho girlfriend. Oh really? Yeah. Are you going to talk about that? Anything else I can say about the top colleges that are down there?

No, I forgot about that. Okay. We'll just recap that. Let's recap that. Okay, so I don't, sorry, I don't know the entire list, but it's the top colleges that are top 10 colleges, right? Yeah, there are DTF means down to fuck right and Your alma mater was number you never see Michigan was number eight, but I have to say believe it or not I was kind of a prudent college. I had a boyfriend every year. I slept with one guy like I never I was not I was not DTF in college. Yeah, but you're D your DT your your DTF in my boyfriend. Yeah, I had like one every year. Boyfriend.

Yeah, one. So just DTF doesn't mean your permissible isn't DTF in college? I don't know squares. I don't know, but that's funny that they measured it. I can't remember when school was it was like. Austin Austin. Oh, it was Austin and then Arizona State of course was on their reverse Arizona. Yeah, that was a good one. But this one, I want to see if people agree with this. Okay, so there's, I don't even like using these terms, but seven red flags you're dating a cycle girlfriend. Where did you get this from? This is from Menace's website. Yeah, it's one of my call records.

Okay. Pulse it. Number seven. She's jealous of my call records. Okay. Pulse it it number seven She's jealous of your celebrity crush Like literally jealous like like Jessica Alba comes on TV and she's like oh my god turned off I know so many girls that are jealous of my celebrity crush it. Who's your celebrity crushes again? Zoe Dishonel. I knew that Love Zoe Dishonel. I wish for her to marry me. Maybe she will, then she's get divorced. She did. Honey. If Zoe Dishonel said, I wanna get married right now,

I would do it and see how it goes. Okay, see how it goes. I would honestly marry her. But I don't know her true personality. No, she's a bit of a fool. Uber, biage, I don't know. Yeah, you just like her hipsterness. Yeah, and her quirky singing and stuff like that.

I've been to a couple of shows. Right. Okay, number six, she hates the fact that you have guys' nights. Okay, this is how I feel about that. I think that women who are not open to men going out with their friends, that is, and again, I hate the word psycho.

I don't think this is seven red flags you're doing. It's like I grew up in bedading and grew up in with some question marks after it Hi, maintenance maybe hi maintenance because guys night just as women's girls night is so important You can't just be together in this little bubble for the rest of your lives like you need to for the rest of your dating life Do you need to go out guys needs to go out and explore and do your thing with your guys and watch sports play video games Go to strip clubs. I don't care I'm not that girl. I want the girls that I did to go have I don't know girls nights because girls nights Get a little crazy. You can't trust a chick

You know she's gonna be proud next thing you know she falls on a penis and They're like oh my god. I was so drunk. I slept in fell in a penis. I don't know what I was doing I mean, I want them to go hang out during the day and go do things, that's fine. But at night I don't trust. Oh, you don't? So you're kind of a psycho guy. You don't want to have a girl? I want them to go have fun.

I mean, look, if a girl's gonna cheat on you, they're gonna cheat on you, whatever. I'm just saying it's more high risk if they're going out at night with their girlfriends because their girlfriends love talking them and talking them into doing things that they normally wouldn't do. These are the God girls that you know, not my girlfriend.

These are all girls. My girlfriend's like, how are you and your guy? I'm so happy for you. Yeah, but if you go have a couple cocktails on a Friday night somewhere and some guys hint on you, oh, girlfriend, I ain't gonna say nothing, blah blah blah. And then next thing you know, you're going down on this guy, and then your girlfriend's like,

oh, I won't say nothing. And then you and your girlfriends have a falling out, and then they're gonna go and tell your boyfriend. You should never have a new man just be saying you can't. I'm, it hasn't happened to me, but I'm just saying that's how women are. You can't trust me.

Men are like that too. No, only the guys that are the biggest faginus in the world go around and like rat their friends out. So you're not a proponent of girls' nights. You don't want girls to go. Oh, I'm saying go ahead and do it. I'm just saying you just can't trust them, host. Don't trust them, host. Okay, number five. You suddenly have a lot in common. I.e. she's becoming just like you. This will inevitably, inevitably lead to extreme stalking.

This is saying that a woman or a man, and this can apply to both sexes because seriously, I've dated guys who have some of these traits. Let's just say seven red flags are dating someone who is questionable, who has a lot of red flags. Okay. This is the person that you date where they meld into one like you like horseback riding, she likes horseback riding. You go to the gym, she signs up for your gym membership. She, you know what I mean? That you meld into one person. And that is the death of any relationship.

When you become one and you start accepting your friends, you start doing your hobbies, you pick up all of his or her hobbies. Don't you think that's a little psychoish? No, if you spend so much time with each other, I don't see that. It's so it has to be balanced though. Okay, here's my problem with it. There's nothing wrong. Like, getting guy, I dated a guy who was really into documentary filmmaking and I actually love that because we watch documentaries all the time and then I actually ended up making a documentary film. That was healthy, but we still had our friends

and we still had to head our own lives. I think this is when you become a meshed and you don't have any other life and like you have no friends. Like never date someone who has no friends. That should be on this list. This person, if you date someone a girl or a guy who has no good guy friends or girlfriend, that's a problem. That's a red flag too. Yeah, the girls that just cut off all their friends and just hang out with you all the times. See, that's the one I'm talking about. They cut off all their friends and just hang out with you all the time. See, that's the one I'm talking about. Can you have they cut off all their other, other sense of normalcy, all the other things they did independently just to become part of you

and like attach themselves to your cocktails? I need my own time. You need your own time. That's your biggest issue, which is why you haven't found someone yet who's chasered enough going on. No, that's not it. One of them, okay. You always say that, but that's not it. Okay, what apps?

She's obsessed with talking about her dad. What do you think about Wimney talk about their dad too much? This is flagged you're dating someone who might be questionable. Honestly, I don't have any personal experience with this, so I really can't. I don't agree with that.

I mean, she loves her dad. I mean, would I be a mad if a guy talked about his mom all the time? I think that was really sweet. He loves his mom. I think actually the only girl that I know that was like all her battered dad is like, oh my dad's the ish or whatever. My dad is like crazy strict. She ain't never being a stripper. So, right. Exactly. But if they put her down, I'm petrified.

So I think guys can be threatened by that too sometimes. So anyway, she says, number three, she says she hates other women. Having more guy than girlfriends is fine, but she'll be overly protective and fight up any woman who comes close to you. She uses the word hates. She's like, get that bitch away from me. I hate chicks.

Yeah, there's always that girl like, oh, I like hanging out with guys, I only have guy friends Yeah, that's a lot too. She will person should have girlfriends and guy friends same thing the guy friend who only his girlfriend I'm like so you're banging all of them. You know that's what I assume. Yeah Well, that's what I assume too when you only have guy friends I'm like you definitely hooked up with one of these guys and I don't want them around I don't know hang out with them. Oh, hey, hey, we have something in common. We both have the same vagina.

Like, I don't, I'm not really sure. Is it because she hit the word hate? It's like, oh, we gotta hate that bitch, whatever, that's not good. Okay, then number two, I don't know about this one. She's taking diet pills, these create huge mood swings and restlessness. I don't know.

I don't know any women taking diet pills, but if she's taking some weird drugs, it might make her. Yeah, girls that do drugs are just out of their mind. I know, not good. And then her- They give it up, they give extremely good blow jobs and they'll have sex with you whenever, but this deal with the personality

of a girl in drugs. Right, don't do it. Just say no to girls on drugs and guys on drugs. Okay, number one, her Facebook profile is suddenly all about the two of you. That's my biggest nightmare. I said, a guy and he's like, we're in a relationship and here's all of our photos. No one needs to know.

We have a picture together as your main profile picture. Hells no. Unless you're married. Yeah, if you're married, that's cool. But if you're boyfriend and girlfriend and, oh, this is my lady, blah blah. I think when people are married, they do that. That's fine. They have pictures of them and they're 10 kids or whatever.

I have no problem with that. But otherwise, if they just all of a sudden without you're asking, they're just like posting photos of the two of you, that's kind of weird. Okay, we got to call Carol. She is from, she's the VP of global communications for makers of sky condoms and skin condoms and lifestyle by lifestyles.

And here's her phone number right here. All right, we'll call her up. So you have a bunch of these condoms, right? Yeah, I gave you something you gave away. Well, I will talk to her and she'll send me some more. We loved lifestyles, and they send us a bunch of condoms that we're giving away to our listeners. I was, oh, okay, here we go.

And so we're cocking her, she's the VP of sales for them, skin condom, they send us all these these columns, which we're really enjoying personally in the office men This could have enjoyed them and What he was going to buy and then after this we're gonna talk about a generation etiquette He was going to South by Southwest and that's the home of you know the Most DTF college out there so Okay, that's fine. Oh, I just moved this. The camera, we move it back. Oh my God.

You can watch the show. Carol speaking. Hi, Carol. This is Emily and menace from the Sex with Emily Show. Hi. How are you? Great. How are you?

I'm doing well. Thanks so much for being available. Talk to us. Sure. It's my pleasure. It's great. So tell us about, okay, so thank you for, by the way, for sending us all of the lifestyle condoms. We got a bunch of different brands, the skin condoms,

and we love them. We've been giving them our listeners. I gave something to my sidekick medicine, but he gave it to a friend who he thought needed more because he was about to get laid a lot this weekend. So we're going to have to give him some more. But tell me what people should know about this new skin condom line. first of all it is one of the biggest breakthroughs in condom manufacturer ever i mean i i i i kind of go back to first the adj. and then there was vocalization during the war of rubber so we got latex and now we have poly isoprene the condoms you see in front of you the skin condoms are not latex at all their synthetic polyisoprene.

So first of all, the material is so soft and so kind of pliable that in blinded studies, meaning people didn't know what they were using. They used all of these latex, but used polyurethane, which is kind of a plastic condom out there, and they used the skin condom, which is polyisoprene. And they said, we don't know what this is but this is really really comfortable and sensitive and feels like nothing's there. Wow which is the biggest thing because men are like I don't want to work on them I'm going to feel so much on it so that's really cool so it's SKYN and we've got some to give

away if people want and they can email us feedback at sexwithemily.com. So that's right and they can also go to uh... skin condoms dot com or call information about the polygase of prenat self because if people have a latex allergy exactly product for so many people do have that allergy so this is great that you guys invented this so uh... and then they can also go to your website check it out that school so what is the best what do you think is the best way to put a condom on to avoid spoiling

the mood? Do you have any tips and tricks since you're the, you know, lifestyle guru? Well, first of all, you have to make sure, you know, I don't know many people know condoms have expiration dates. So that's a big one. So the product has a three year expiration date. So you want to make sure it's within the expiration date. You store it properly.

You don't throw it in. You'll talk about with little male files and scissors and things like that in there. The next thing is when you open it up, make sure that the teat is upright, so that it's not inside out. These are lubricated both inside and out, so they're really easy to put on. Oh, cool. Really soft and comfortable. Great. Okay, because a lot of people, you know, they get confused about putting condoms on.

Yeah, they put it on backwards. Menace had a problem this first time. No. Oh, well, yeah. My first time, I actually, without even knowing, well, I sent my friend in to go buy condoms for me. And he bought un-l to go buy condoms for me, and he bought un-lubricated condoms, and I did not know this until it was, I was in a dark room trying

to insert my penis into a vagina, and it wasn't working. Oh, that's just that. So, this is actually for men, I don't know if he's learned yet, but I've learned now. That's good, that's good. I'm going to get more condoms from him. We actually make this available in an extra lubricated version as well Oh, sort of like the last longer. Good. Now what about pinching the tip of it? Have you ever heard that like you're supposed to pull the tip out? Yeah, yeah, they say you could do that, but you know that really harks back to the old days when when condoms didn't have a

Teet, okay, like a little nipple, now they all condoms do. So yeah, you should, but because that'll leave some space for the loot for the semen and the sperm, but quite honestly, it's sort of built in. Okay, good to know. In your personal life, when you tell people what you do, how do you approach that, or how long does it take before you tell somebody, oh yeah, by the way, this is what I do. This is what I do for living. Yeah. I kind of assess the person to be honest with you. But they prod because they say latex products and when they ask if they condoms and then start. Exactly. You're always in life for the party, right? That's what I get with the sex of them. And like, sometimes I choose not to tell them because I'm like, I really don't really talk about work right now. Even though you hear every condom story, everything. It's so true. And then I was going to ask you, what about what do you think about all the condoms now? So how do people choose like you guys set us a bunch of different kinds?

So what are the other ones? There was a few more that seemed kind of you new and unique from the lifestyles. We also make in late-tag versions under the lifestyles brand we make studded products. Right. I've used that one. That's really cool. Yeah. And we've actually perfected the manufacturing. Don't forget, like all of these are FDA approved and you have to go through some really

rigorous time. I'm sure. FDA approved and they have to go through some really rigorous time in the marketplace. So it's not sort of easy to sort of make any kind of shape size or texture. But we also have a product called 3-SOM, which has three features. It's kind of shaped like a little bit of a bulb on the end. It has ribs on the end for her, for him, and studs all along the shape. So it's got three features to keep it all going. It's a three-fer. I love it. In the skin version, we've got the extra lubricated. We've got a larger version as well. Good. So a non-latex large because when we launched it,

we actually had a lot of people say I love the product just need to have a bigger one. You always need to have the bigger one right? Always need one in America. I don't know what it is. Exactly. When I am at the truck stop I see a lot of glow in the dark condoms. I have never actually worked one used one out in the field but what do you think of those? Well, we make flavored and colored. The glow in the dark typically are kind of like novelty. Right. Just in case you lose your penis, you can find it.

Yeah, that's the sure you want. I think glowing down there. Yeah. I actually, one time, used the mint kind. Oh, yeah. That's pretty awesome. Mint are very good. And we have chocolate, we have blueberry, we have mint.

Oh you do? We didn't get any of those. I love that. Yeah, absolutely. In fact, we're a global company and the skin brand is marketed around the world. So in different countries around the world, we have like Kiwi

Flavored and pineapple. Oh, that's really cool. Do you do you find any condoms like super popular in certain areas like of the country around the world? They're like, wow, we really sell a lot of the banana boat in Chile or something like that. Did you see any trends at all or no? I, one of the trends that we see is the extra lubricated, be it just putting another slosh of lubricant on there is really popular in China. Okay. Large condoms typically are in United States and Australia.

Ooh, where in the United States exactly are you selling the most large condoms? I'm just curious. Is it a msula montana this is for for research right of course well yeah in the Midwest we probably that's where I'm from I never should have moved I moved California and that's what we're selling all the large size condoms she is a size queen

I'm not I am so not well thank you thank you so much, Carol. This is awesome. So, tell me your website again, because you guys are giving away samples as well, right? We're giving free samples away on skincondoms.com and also at lifestyle.com. OK. And we have a Facebook page as well, so like it and you get a free sample there as well.

That's awesome. Man, that's where you need to go since you gave your free ones away. I'll go on the Facebooks. OK. Thank you so much, Carol. I appreciate it need to go since you gave your free ones away. I'll go to I'll go on the Facebooks Okay Thank you so much Carol. I appreciate it. Great talk to you have a great day. Bye Condom expert right there that was cool, right? I want to get some of the flavored ones They sent us like a thousand, but I want to get some of the flavored ones. I don't think we got those

I'm like gum or something. Yeah, exactly. In case you're you know hungry, you can just pop it I do really recommend the meat. I don't know where to get them. Well, but they always talk about, she didn't say they had meant, did they? Did she? You know, they always talk about how the altoid trick when you're going down on someone to have an altoid in your mouth. Yeah.

Didn't Monica Lewin skip you that with Bill Clinton? Oh, I'm sure she did a lot more than that. But that became popular through monocolonies. So I would think that so the men felt really good and tingly. Yeah, I was amazing. Where'd you get it from, you don't remember? Well, some hoe that I was with. Some hoe bag.

Oh my god, you're hilarious. Some lovely, kind, upstanding woman that I was having in a course with had one. Okay, that sounds really nice. Because people always get, when I'm being sarcastic, they get all offended. I know. Well, you offended some of our listeners. So I just wanted to say, I'm sorry. It's okay. Okay, I've got a little bit of sex in the news. I'll go meditate later and concentrate. You should

meditate. Man, it's meditation is good for everybody. Rather, catch me myself. Oh my God. Okay. So I tweeted about this earlier. Civilization is bracing itself for Hulk Hogan's sex tape release. Yes. A sex tape featuring the aging wrestler is currently being chopped around major porn studios and the Hulk story is none to please. His legal claims, his legal team claims the video, which shows a naked Hogan grappling with an unidentified brunette was not filmed by his permission. But here's the best part of the story.

We saw a story today that said that he can't even identify the woman in the video because he slept with so many women that he doesn't know who it is. It's a holster. Ew. What are you going to do, brother, when my sex tape runs wild on you? Is that how he's having? I don't know how he sounds. But he can't identify.

Yeah. He's like going, oh yeah, the whole time. I mean, that's what his buddy used to do, but I couldn't just imagine. That is so funny. But tape is being released. And, um, okay, that was hilarious. It was a really good impersonation,

even though I don't know how he sounds. But I can imagine the seven. Take your diamonds and wear your condoms. Exactly. And don't let people shoot videos. Okay, Demi and Bruce's daughter scout crosses the TMI line on Twitter. Too much information. Scout. Scout Willis must have been aiming for a parents level of fame or at least some level of fame with her pseudonym

anonymous Twitter feed. So she had a pseudonym. It wasn't her own name. A Twitter feed, which made a point of broadcasting the dirtier aspects of her life. Ready? Really? Recent posts showed the Brown University undergraduate taking Axis C. and cocaine, dry cleaning her cum stain sheets, being scolded for her hairy beckoning line at a salon and getting fingered by waiters at bars. be keenly at a salon and getting fingered by waiters at bars. Unfortunately for the curious among us, after word got out yesterday, the count was for that the account was her, they shut it down for good. Her mom didn't rehab. Her mom didn't rehab. She's busy. She's busy getting things done in bars. Yeah, so she could release all the dirty stuff. These celebrity kids, I feel bad. I mean, they just want to be famous too. I don't know why she doing

this account, you know, just to really sell that stuff that's kind of gross and no one really cares about it, although they probably do because we're talking about it right now. Love it. Yeah, I don't know. I don't care. Celebrity kids, yeah, they just,

they just don't have, they've had everything handed to them. Exactly. They don't have any, they never had a wait line for eggs or anything in Sunday breakfast. No. They never wait in line for concert. They get tickets to everything.

Can you imagine? We've had to struggle. The struggle. And that makes us part of who we are. Yeah, we're just jealous, too. I'm really jealous. I would have liked to have all those perks. Okay.

And what Warren Beatty's wallet closes for daughter sex change operation. Haven't heard about this. Me neither. So Warren Beatty and Annette Betting, youning, they've been married for a long time. And they have a 20-year-old daughter. Kathleen is hoping to undergo gender re-alignment surgery in the near future, but it won't but a dime of it will not come from her father. She's a sophomore at Sarah Lawrence College College.

She's been living under the name Stefan for years or Stephen, and has outspoken activists for transgender rights and their Cuff girl paying her $170,000 a year tuition. They will not pay the $50,000 Transformation to a male Yeah Me personally would I would I give my kid $50,000 to do a sex change? Probably not I probably would let them if that's what they really want to do a sex change? Probably not. I probably would let them. If that's what they really want to do, save the money so they can really, because, come

on, that's a really big deal. It's a huge deal. Yeah, but do you know? Sometimes you do know when you're really young, but at least this gives you enough time to save your money, really contemplate. This is what you really, really want to do instead of it just being handed to you, and you can just do it. And then you're like, oh man.

Exactly. Oh man, maybe I should know. I know, you can't no turn it back. Yeah. Once you get your penis on and you're vagina gone. Yeah, because if you just have endless money and you can just do crazy things to yourself. But I can imagine it would be upsetting for parents,

having a child, there's like your little precious girl and novels And she wants to be your little precious boy, but they probably need therapy. People deal deal within different ways like like share. Yeah, yeah, it took it took publicly It took share a little while to come around to come around on it, but now she's all about hard If you like if my dog wanted to change and didn't know I wouldn't get Okay, um, we got some emails feedback feedback at sexwithemle.com. If you want to email us anytime, we will take your emails. You can also do it right from the sexwithemle.com website

and we will answer your emails and improve your sex life because that's our job. Dear Emily, hey, I have this problem. When I hook up with random girls, I sometimes have trouble getting hard. I don't know if a rec does this function because when I have a girlfriend, I can get hard rather easily with no problems at all

I just don't know why I can't cut to get hard with random girls Just nervous Not even blow jobs help at times. I've stopped watching porn because I heard it can desensitize your brain and make it harder to get an erection when you're with a girl I've actually been thinking about having pills with me just in case this keeps happening Any suggestions? Nothing that will get me hard for too long or have any long-term side effects Hope you be made me back thanks Darrell from New Brunswick, New Jersey. Okay, Darrell, here's the thing. You have no problem here. You're a nice guy and you want to be

with a woman that you trust and that you know. It sounds like when you have a girlfriend, you have zero problem, but when you're hucking up with a random hose, you can't get hard. That's not a problem. You're just stopping yourself from doing something that's not necessary for your life at this point. And your body's listening to you, that you're not comfortable or you don't feel safe at this moment. And I think it's just psychological.

And eventually you get over it, and you'll be able to bang everyone probably. But I know I'm just saying that it's really not a problem. And I would not take the pills because the pills do have side effects. They, they, they, they, they, they, basically will blind. No, but it will make you, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they,

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You don't have any physical issues, physiologically. Less you masturbate a lot that day. Well, he stopped watching porn, but it doesn't descend. I mean, if you watch a lot watch lots and lots and lots of porn and you're watching it, if you're in a few hours a day, sure you can get the sensitize. But if you're just, you know, one time a day watching porn or whatever, or if you have to go number two,

it's kind of hard to get it up. Get it up. Just that way as a guy. Really? Yeah. Okay, so make sure you have an animal before you have sex. Okay, that sounds awesome. It's a great plan.

Let's throw it out there. Yeah, it's science. Right. I would think it'd be hard to have sex if Okay, that sounds awesome. It's a great plan. Let's throw it out there. It's science. Right. I would think it'd be hard to have sex if you could throw the bathroom. It is. Yeah, I probably couldn't get it up either. No way.

And I can't even have nothing to get up. My friend claims that while you're a wrecked, you cannot go number one. And you can, I've done it. Really? Yeah. In the middle of sex, you probably had to. Yeah, or like just before sex, before sex, I'm a wrecked.

I can go number one, but my friend does not believe that it's true. We should call it. No, we can't. We don't have time. We're going into our topic. Our topic is a ejaculation etiquette, where you should ejaculate, where you shouldn't, when you ejaculate in condom, if you want to ejaculate inside of her, inside of her mouth, on her face, lots of men love the facials.

We're going to talk about all the etiquette for that. We're not, too. I don't understand. Well, there's just etiquette. Yeah, yeah, and her purse where she could take it home with her and spermicide, spermate herself. Yeah, but you guys love it all over the place, right? No, we don't. This is empty glad you're asking. That's why we're talking about the etiquette for ejaculation. You should always ask a woman what she wants. So before you ejaculate anywhere, you should let her know that you're ejaculating and you

should ask her, if it's okay, I would like to ejaculate on your breasts. And then you should ask her or you should be like, what if I would, you know, I mean, I'm going to go through this right now. So if you ejaculate, this is the tricks for ejaculation. If you ejaculate inside of a condom, after you ejaculate, you should remove the condom immediately before you lose your erection to prevent any seam in from escaping and dripping all over the bed. Because this is a way, if you don't do this right away, the seam will drip out, you get

a pregnant. Yeah, you can keep on going and then the condom breaks. Don't keep on going. Dispose the condom properly by tying the end and place it in the garbage. Not the floor or the toilet. I know that every guy throws it on the floor. Don't do that. I'm talking about etiquette here. Here's a etiquette reminder about condoms. Never ask her to take the condom off you. That's your responsibility. She can do it, but it's your responsibility because this way you can make sure all your little seamen stay in the right place and then you can tie it up and throw it away.

Okay, number two, if you want to ejaculate inside of her, if you want to ejaculate inside of her, be sure to ask her permission first and understand the birth control situation. Is she on the pill, you know, whatever it is, you have to understand that a lot of women, a lot of guys just assume, I can't tell you this happens all the time and not to me in particular. But a lot of friends were like, it's so weird, he just came inside me. Like he was assuming that I was on the pill and I wasn't. So you cannot make those assumptions. You have to first ask permission and understand the situation.

Yeah, guys think that women at a certain age are always on the... I know, and you cannot make that assumption. Can't trust them, Hose. Can't trust it. I don't say you can't trust the Hose, but you've got to have the conversation. Are you on the list. I know and you cannot make that assumption. Can trust them, hose. Can't trust it. I don't say you can't trust the hose, but you've got to have the conversation. Are you on the pill? If you're not using a condom and you're about to have a, if you're about to ejaculate, you better ask her. Yeah, if you're especially like really not into her, it just like pull out, man.

Right. It's not it. It's not worth it. Exactly. I mean, but try not to just do the pull out method, try to use a condom or make sure she's in the pill. And always get tested first. If you are not using condom in the pill, you should both get tested because you can still get sexually transmitted disease. I wear full body rubber suits. That's what I do. That's smart.

So you never got to go pregnant. I love it. This, okay. So, Jack Lee inside of her, this option leaves a cleaning process mainly to her, as she will usually excuse herself to go to the toilet and clean up from there. A woman should, that's what you wear. That's hot. A woman should always excuse herself and go to the bathroom right after a man ejaculates the Sideover.

So when she gets up and goes to the bathroom, don't be pissed. Aideob boyfriend wants to like stay in cuddle. I'm like, I got a pee. Yeah, that always happens. So what happens during that time? What do you mean? When you guys run off to the bathroom? You want no way actually? Yeah, it comes out. So what happens during that time? What do you mean when you guys run off to the bathroom? You know, yeah, it comes out. It comes out. Yeah, like not always in like clunks, but it

I've never talked about this before. I know no guys don't know what happens. You want to come watch next time maybe? Yeah, I'll call you next time. I'll take a picture. I don't want to see I'll pull my phone take a picture of my urine stream. No, but this this conversation is interesting because I don't want to see that. I'll pull my phone, take a picture of my urine stream. No, but this conversation is interesting because guys don't really have to have it. Yeah, you can feel it. It's like, you pee for a little bit, and then this isn't an always, but you can then you feel it come out, and it's like, it's like a different texture,

and it's clumpier. Really? Yeah. That's attractive. Well, you ask. Do you feel classy at that time? I feel classy right now, talking about it on national radio.

I do. Hi mom, okay, so if the seamen leaped down to the bed before she could rush to the toilet, it's your dive to clean up the mess. One thing to note is that you should always keep your promise. Yeah. Okay, and if you really don't trust the girl and you release it on her stomach

and then she starts moving her hands around, make sure she's not moving it down to her vagina. That's true, she can be sticking not moving it down to her for gin. That's true. She can be sticking your sperm up, trying to get pregnant. Yeah. Okay. You can trust them, man.

I'm telling you. Stop it. At a care reminder, don't tell her that you won't ejaculate inside her and then do it anyway. That's a strong reminder. Don't say you're not going to do it and then do it. Okay. Number three, this is what menace is really interested in. I'm sure ejaculating inside of her mouth.

Of course. Before she gives you oral, you should determine whether or not she wants to swallow, if you can. It's nice to let her know when to expect your ejaculation so that she can prepare to swallow and avoid gagging. If she really loves you, she swallows. If she does, that is not true. If she doesn't swallow, then you just got to look at her. Men, sometimes I just wish I could reach across and just tell you to stop talking and

grab your closure mouth and put some tape over it. Spitting and swallowing has nothing to do with her level of love or adoration for you. Some women just don't like it. It doesn't mean that she's not cool. It doesn't mean that she doesn't like you. They just don't like it. So you have to give her an option and say, I'm about to come. I'm about to ejaculate.

And then she can decide if she's going to spit her swallow. If she's not comfortable swallowing your stuff, she'll excuse herself to the bathroom and clear your mess off her mouth. Maybe or she'll just let it go onto her body or something. I like doing the mustache. You know what the mustache is? Don't even tell me. All right, go ahead.

Okay. Reminder. Do not hold her head so she has no choice but to swallow. What? Guys, do that. Not me so she has no choice but to swallow. What? Guys, do that. Not me. No, of course not, because you're a saint. But you don't want to hold her other.

So totally earth. You want, yeah, right. You're salty is all over the earth. I think that she, that you really have to just, yeah, you have to tell her I'm about to come. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you can lightly hold on to her head. If she allows that, someone girls don't like that.

Like, get your hand off my head. Yeah, again, don't ever do the head push when you want to blow job. That's a side note. This is the dumbest thing you can ever do. The head push when you're like, oh, I'm hard and I'm going to push your head down there. That's when I get up and leave.

We're in the history of man. No, it was just a man. Why do people, women just do it? Oh my god. Yeah, they're like Oh, I guess I should well those are the women who want to be pleasers who are pleasers and they think that this is what he wants And I want them to like me, but I think it's so rude when a man does that. So don't do it dudes Okay, if you want to ejaculate on her face It's extremely important to get her permission before you eject the interface or anywhere near it. If she does allow you to jack the interface, try to void her eyes in her.

And don't get any inner eyes of void her hair as well as possible. So don't get anything in her eyes. I have a bone or a killer. Have you ever gotten, have you ever squirted semen into a woman's eyes? Yes. It hurts. Well, I don't know if it hurts or not, but it's stingy. Don't do it.

Be careful with your semen. It's a weapon. Be careful. It's stingy like seriously. No, it stings. Like it hurts. Like I remember one time with years ago with his guy, I was dating for a while. I suddenly happened and it went right into my eye and it really hurts.

It's like chlorine sting. Like, yeah, yes. No, like my eye got a puffy and red. It's salt. It's simony It's salty and see me see me Wow That's a technical turn you can write that one stuff. You're sharing with me today. I know I'm over sharing How do you make me over share? Okay, if you want to ejaculate at her breasts ask or stomach

The pearl necklace it's called right that's on her right on, ass or stomach. The pearl necklace, it's called. Right. That's on her right. On her ass or stomach, what do you prefer? I think I like to mix it up. Oh, okay. Yeah. After you, okay, the option is easy to understand.

Just don't leave the cleaning up to her. After you ejaculate, take a tissue paper and wipe the seamen from her. Don't rub it and spread it around with your hands. This is how people can get pregnant too and don't let her rub your seamen all over and get it with their hands. Don't rub it in after, don't spread out your hands and don't collapse on top of her so the mess is squished between your bodies. And you know it's right, well guys do that stuff, but you know it's really really nice. I had a guy do this every single time we had sex and it was the nicest, most chivalrous thing. You're already rolling your eyes.

No, he's just what? He cleaned up after. He went to the bathroom. He got a washcloth and made a hot, put hot water on it. Okay. And then he brought it back and he would clean it off with the hot washcloth. And I thought that was so nice. I was like a little spa bath. What? That's just too much. Well, tissue paper sticks to your skin. No, you just, you, as a guy,

you just take your own underwear and you clean it up. No, I don't, I don't. Don't use your underwear. You're so dirty sock on my stomach with your semen. That's what you do. No, you don't. Is that really what you do? You just take your own underwear and clean it up.

There you go. Done. Menace. Clean it up Do you tell women like do you say to them? You're not supposed. I'm gonna about to come right? I'm gonna come you say that about you. Yeah, yeah, I'm about to go work and I where can I go do ask that? Yeah You say where can I go good? Yeah, right? You know give direction and then see if they're into it right But do you ever say I want to come in your face? Yes, and then see if they're into it. Right. But do you ever say I want to come in your face? Yes.

And then they usually say yes. Why do I love that? Why is it important? It's all porn. It's all porn. But why is it so? Because it's degrading towards women a little bit. No, it's not that you guys feel it's degrading.

We don't think, oh my god, I'm going to make her feel degrading. Like, we're not thinking that. We're like, oh, I want to do the thing that I saw in the porno. That's it. But some women are really, really into it. Yeah, I got it. Okay, everyone, that's what we've got time for tonight. Thanks so much for listening to Sex Family.

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