Sex With Emily - SWE: Sex Tips from a Gay Man

Episode Date: June 9, 2012

Emily announces that she will be talking about oral sex today. Menace isn’t surprised since it is her favorite topic other than her dog. Emily’s dog Daisy amazingly climbs up a tree in the dog park. Something about a squirrel... Menace calls Emily a player for life after they talk about marriage and monogamy. Emily plans on getting married only if all her exes can attend the wedding. Emily’s new intern Omar gives anal sex tips and oral sex tips for both gay men and straight men. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, Evelyn, you got a boyfriend? Cause my man E here, he just got his heart broken, he thinks you're kinda cute. The girls gotta understand, oh my! The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean like laundry? It shrinks. Can we not talk about sex so much?

Are you kidding me? Oh my god. I'm so proud. Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. Thanks everyone for listening.

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and then you just go to our website and there it is huge. Hi, happy Friday everyone. Happy Friday. TGIF, baby. We are less than 10 days away now. 10 days away? From you being a super diva and a television star. Okay, that's true.

I mean, I'm not a super diva. And yet. And um. But anyways, you're gonna be on a television show called Misadvised. It's your show you have two other co-stars. It's gonna be on Bravo, June 18th, 10pm. 10pm, everyone has to watch and tweet.

And everyone is so excited. Everyone is so excited, we're so excited. We can't quite believe it. And it's gonna be running for eight episodes throughout the summer. So yeah, it's gonna be a VR now. It's pretty funny, it's about three single dating experts. Do we practice what we preach? It's pretty funny. It's about three single dating experts.

Do we practice what we preach? It's going to be crazy because we have some friends that work in our table and some screeners got sent to them. So we got to see a little bit of it. And it's hilarious. You can see how crazy Emily is when it comes to her thoughts on what you tweeted just now like 10 minutes ago. You said Emily's life.

Everyone check it out. She's not normal. Yeah, it's not normal It's not Because it's not what's not normal me. Oh, no, do you know what actually normal's the wrong word not normal's the wrong words Oh, no, no, I'll still use that as a statement, but I think it is It's maybe're stubborn. I'm just unique. Unique? I have unique personality.

No, maybe a little bit stubborn. No, maybe a little bit stubborn. How am I stubborn? Or maybe you should just tell people to stop giving you advice on your relationship. I don't know, because you're not listening. People are telling you the same thing over and over again. Yeah.

And then either you're coming off stubborn and not taking their advice or you should just say hey, you know what? I don't need any advice on my I don't need I you know what I have to say that I've been in a really good place right now And I don't really need any more advice, but thanks everyone for her offer Pitching in thanks for pitching in but no there's is there's a scene with my brother when he gives me advice and you're all gonna have to wait and I love it. I love it. I love your brother. I know. A brother is gonna be a superstar. I just, my main thing, what menace is talking about is that I don't think that monogamy should be the only option for people in the world.

And I think I bring that to the screen. Yes. The screen to the TV set. I say, you know what? People, everyone blindly signs up from monogamy and they never say, you know what? Maybe I wanted a different kind of relationship or maybe we want to open it up or what happens if we get attracted to someone else so people don't have those conversations. So they're just like, yeah, Bormanogamous, we're together to death the most part, no other

penis is in my life for vaginas. Like, what's wrong with that either? That might be fine for most people, but some people might want to know there's other options out there, and I try to shed light on that. So today's show, we're going to be talking to you all of the details you need to know about online dating sites, what they are, we break them down for you, what you can learn from them, which ones they offer, what if they're in your demographic,

and we're also gonna have some oral sex and anal sex tips from my new intern Omar, and he happens to be gay, and he men is always yelling at me because I give oral sex tips sometimes about performing oral sex on a man, and he's like, you don't know, a gay man needs to give a tip or he wrote it on men's need to give a tip. Yeah, because gay guys have penises too,

they know what penises are like. Just because they're a penis, I don't have one. Right, that's true. I'm not saying that you're not gonna perform flascio that people will not like, that they will dislike. Oh, they like it. Yeah, I'm sure that they like it.

But you don't know for a fact, for a fact that you could might maybe a little bit do it better from. I hope to learn some things to do from my mind. It's from a guy that actually has one who knows what it feels like to receive from my mind. I am always open to learning more. And I would love to hear from a lesbian to tell me how to go down a little bit. I think that's who should be teaching. I've got plenty of lesbian to come on the show and talk to you about, or we've done that, but not in a wall. I think that's who should be teaching. I've got plenty of lesbians to come on the show

and talk to you about, or we've done that, but not in a while, we should do that next week. Oh yeah, your favorite subject. Or else, X. Dude, yes, and you probably need tips. So we're gonna bring in a lesbian. Yeah, rather talk to a lesbian. Fight, done.

Yeah. Done and done, men. I don't think there should be anything wrong with that statement. If a guy tried to come in here and tell me how to go down a woman, I'll be like, you know what? Get the f out the door.

You know what I'm saying? Right. Yeah, here we are. Whatever works for you, I just want you to perform RL sex and women. And not just, I just want you to do it, because I don't think you like it. And we're on serious XM radio right now. We are on serious XM radio. Extreme top, XM 155.

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two weekends before that, back to back, I was in Vegas, and then not this weekend, but next, I gotta go to San Diego, so this weekend, I don't care. You don't care. I don't care if the most amazing party ever is going down in San Francisco. I ain't going. I don't care. I won't care if the most amazing party ever is going down in San Francisco. I ain't going.

I don't care. I won't invite you to any parties. Same home. You already missed my birthday party. There's no other party that I can invite you to. That's cool. That's cool. I'm just going to be hanging out where it's going to be a beautiful weekend, I think.

And I'm going to be out with my dog who climbed a tree this morning. You like my picture on Facebook? I saw that. We go to the dog park every day, the same dog park. All of a sudden, she runs up this tree and dogs don't usually climb trees. She's a little dog, but she's jack rostle and she climbed after a scrum.

Everyone in the park was freaking out because it was very funny yet. How did you get the dog out of the tree? Climb down. She's really smart. What about if she got stuck? Well, you weren't doing anything. Everyone was scared and like, whoa, whoa.

And I'm like, she'll get down. And she did because she's perfect. Oh, yeah, right. She's always at your house. She is, she is always in my house. No, she'll get down. And she did, because she's perfect. Oh, yeah, right. That's why she's always at your house. She is, she is always at my house. No, she's not. Menace thinks she's not. She was on vacation for 10 days.

Oh, 10 days. Just with her baby daddy up at the lake, she liked it. She likes lakes and fields and streams and things like that. Should I turn her on and trip to Europe or something? I know, exactly. Okay, well, I've got a little bit of sex in the news here for us today. And that is?

Miss Pennsylvania resigns claimsa. contest was rigged really in a shocking blow to trashy american competitions miss pennsylvania twenty seven year old sheena mounin has resigned from a post saying the judges of the missus a page and already chosen the winners before the contest began they refuted her claim saying that a resignation she resignation, she quit because the new rules that allowed transgender contestants to take part. So she's a bigot, whatever, I don't know what it says here,

but she's upset and she resigned. Because they are allowing transgender people in the pageant. Yeah, yeah. Too big of a joke about that. But did you see, I saw something on TMZ, I think Miss Michigan or something was out partying and stuff like that,

but she's trying to claim that because they got a photo of her like taking shots. Oh God, people stop with the cameras away when you're taking shots, everyone, no matter what you do for the day. And she claims that she didn't swallow or something like that. I could be totally off, but that's the blurb that I read.

That's like Bill Clinton saying that he was helping didn't inhale. Yeah, check out, you know, my blurb that I read. That's like Bill Clinton saying that he was talking to an inhale. Yeah, check out my favorite website, TMZ. TMZ, you love TMZ. Shout out to Harvey. Anything else on TMZ? No, just a lot of people.

Get married. Marley Cyrus gets locked down by Liam Hemsworth, the twin. Liam? Liam? She's only 19 and he gave her 3.5 carrot diamond. Okay. Miley Cyrus, you are too young to get married.

You are 19 years old. You should be at least 30. This is a huge business move for her. It's a very strong move. Why? To make her look more mature and get more. No, no, no, not that. Look, Miley Cyrus has kind of peaked.

Like her, she's not gonna get any more famous. Nothing, she's not gonna come out with another album and it's gonna be huge. Maybe she'll do a movie or something. I highly doubt it, but she is peaked. She peaked his hand on Montana? Yeah, I think her popularity is peaked probably about a year ago, okay?

So her man is in one of the most upcoming franchises in movies bigger than the Hunger Games, bigger than Twilight, bigger than Harry, well, maybe equal to Harry Potter. Okay. He is going to be a huge, huge star. So, she's locked down with this guy. This is gonna be big for her. I just think why does she have to get married right now? Like 19, you're not your teenager, she's still a teenager.

Well, you know what, she's gonna let the superstar run away if she doesn't lock him down right now. Why do you think it's gonna make her more famous? Cause then they're gonna be like the hot couple. They're gonna be the super couple. Yeah, okay. Holy. That's a good prediction.

I don't know. I don't follow all that stuff. I'm just thinking about Little Miley. It's gonna keep her. Being 19 years old and she's got one penis as she's with for the rest of her life if they last. I just think that when you're 19, you're not fully evolved at you.

Don't know what you want. You're still growing and learning and changing and you should not get married. You can engage. You can live together, but don't get married. It's gonna keep her super famous. So you think that it's all calculated? I don't think it's calculated, but I think, stepping back thinking if it was a calculated move,

it is extremely smart. Okay. Do I think it's gonna happen? I'm assuming 90% no. I don't think the marriage is actually gonna go through. They're gonna break up. He's gonna get super famous. Yeah.

And they're gonna break up. I kind of agree with you. And I hope they don't get married. And I'm even down. There's not that there aren't people who've got married and 19 and they're still together and they're happy. I'm just saying, typically you should not, you should, you're twins are growing and learning

and changing and you just change a lot of your 20s. Do you know I hate to say it, but see this is how you always hate non-monogamy and all that stuff. Not hate non-monogamy. Yeah, and you're always a downer for people that want to be together for the rest of the life. I brought this up on the news first broke that she was engaged.

I brought it up on another radio show where people can text in and give back their feedback. And I said, hey, Miley Cyrus just got engaged to her boyfriend, Liam, and 100% positive reaction. back to feedback. And I said, Hey, Miley Cyrus just got engaged to her boyfriend Liam and 100% positive reaction. I said, is it are these people too young to get married? You tweeted this. No, no, I said it live on the radio. And like, there's a system on the social media. You can text. They text me, Lee back, Hey, you know, seems cool. If they want to get married, they can get married.

Some people are texting, I got married when I was 17. I've been married 35 years. There's some positive things. There wasn't one person saying that they were too young. Well, I don't know who those people are, but I think I want to get married. I was called the Bay Area, which has 7 million people. The research says there's about anywhere from 800 to a million people listening at one time.

I hope I'm wrong. So a million people against little Emily. Yeah, crazy. Half faith in the mildly cyrus. Which is so weird because I'm right. That's just so weird that a million people could be wrong. That's bizarre to me. No, I'm just saying if you're thinking about getting married, let's give it a minute together. I'm saying you should stop being a downer.

I'm not a downer. I'm having a harsh time. I'm not getting married. People will be a player for life. No, I did not say be a player for life. I said, between your late 20s and early 30s, what I mean. You walk up the club with the bottle of Moette,

with a chain, gold chain on, and you say, player for life. That's the particular area of time you walk into a game. That's how you play. Yeah, I'm gonna play it for life. I'm not a player for life. I'm dating someone I know but what else Mary, anybody? I'm not marrying anyone So I'll just admit it. I'm a player for life. I'm not a player for life I might get married and next year you could be invited by waiting god knows what's gonna You know

I'm not inviting you because you just get up and trash me You know what I'm gonna give a toast and then you would you would I would like to give a toast to all the ex-boyfriends who are in the room right now I know there. I'll be there. I found my exes. They'd all be in the room. There is so many of your ex-boyfriends all of them At your wedding all of them all lined up in the front because they were good friends all of them I'm friends. Oh my god It's a guy that married very special day that you know my husband. It's my, we have to spend the rest of his life with you and you know what all that's what they're there to. Yeah, there's a lot of pieces. You probably would marry somebody

that would be cool with that. I would have to marry someone who's cool with that because I want my exes down there. I want to play with me. I would have to marry someone who's cool with that because I want my exes out there wedding. Yeah, cool with, uh, plaguing me, you know, I kind of stuff. No, yeah, whatever. I'm probably gonna be. Okay. Uh, there's a killer clap on the rise warns the World Health Organization. Make a clap.

The UN, yep. The UN Health Agency is urging government and doctors to increase surveillance of antibiotic resistant gonorrhea, a bacterial infection that causes inflammation and fertility, pregnancy complications, and can lead to death. Wow. Babies born to mothers with gonorrhea have a 50% chance of developing eye infections that can result in blindness. Damn. Use protection people.

Put a condom on. Put a cup, put two on. You can get gonorrhea in your eye? Yeah. You can get gonorrhea. I would know they're saying that babies are born with infections. Oh, okay. You can get diseases that don't know why people aren't

using condoms, I was just listening to something the other day. And they were saying that women have unprotected sex, like 15 to 15 times in their life or 11 times, like some kind of stat, like just don't do it. Like I know it sucks, I know it's annoying. You gotta stop the moment and you're all ready to go and put a condom on. So I it sucks, I know it's annoying, you gotta stop the moment and you're all ready to go and put a conema. So I'm saying it's done. Okay, talk about a smoking pair of boobs, gun holster bra hits the market. A law enforcement

subar from Oklahoma is now selling the flashbang bra, which comes attached to a thermoplastic shell that holds one of 20 of the most popular hang-ins on the market. The gun hangs directly below a woman's breasts, naturally, and salient. That's dumb. How many women are carrying guns? A lot? Tons, right? Not in San Francisco, not in my friends personally, but you want to. We've been carrying guns. You got to be careful. What if it goes off and shoot your boobs off? Yeah. Here in our area of San Francisco, probably not as big, but maybe Midwest. There's this television show. Oh my God. This super hot chick. She's a little young though. Blonde. She's on this

gun show on Discovery. I don't know. It's about guns. Okay. These people that sell guns and they teach people how to use guns and stuff like that. Don't know her name. Super hot, but she's all into shooting guns. Like they brought all these guys out to these firefighters out to a gun range. And they're like trying to shoot and stuff. She's like, oh, she, she has to be like in her mid 20s or something. Ridiculous body, right? And then she just goes, like, oh, yeah. And let me show you how to shoot the gun.

And she's like teaching all these firefighters how to shoot and stuff like that. So there's women that are just in that's true. I shouldn't say that. I shouldn't say that. I shouldn't say that, but they're gonna get a broad gun holster bra, I don't know, she's uncomfortable. When we go to Las Vegas- I wanna pick these a medal in my boots. One day, hopefully we'll do a podcast

from Las Vegas, that'd be amazing. Too early. But I'm gonna take you to the place called the gun store. Oh, good. And you can shoot some guns. I'm telling you, you probably get super horny. You'll love it. Because every girl that I take with me, they're like not really into it, whatever. But then you hand them like a AK 40 just AK 47 or something or a little 9mm. Oh my god, they're so into it. And you said they get horny. Do they start giving you both? Yeah, I guess,

I don't know. Immediately blowed. Immediately blowed up. You see my assistant, she's like five foot. She's love shooting guns. Really? Yeah, I'm sure I wanted to try it when I was in Vegas, but I didn't have time, because you told me about it. And I would do it, I would do it, but I would. Next time we're not gonna have you stay at the transfer. We are, I am gonna stay at the transfer.

No, I stayed in the worst place, I don't even talk about it, but it was cheap and it's how I like that. No, you can't do it like that in Vegas. I know. I've fucked up. Fracked up. We're on XM. We can say the F-R.

That's true. So I'll say the F-R. But I don't really feel like it right now. We've got some emails from the people. From the Weep-Rs. Thanks everyone for emailing us at feedback. It's sexwithemily.com. We try to get to all your emails.

We can't get to all of them, but we hopefully will answer a question that's relevant to your issue. Or we might sometimes we do read your email. We email you when we answer your questions. What am I saying? No. Are you drunk? Do you have some shots before I show?

I was drunk. No, just kidding. Okay, so yeah, feedback at sex.domy.com. Hi, Emily. Just want to show you a quick email saying thanks for mentioning the email on air to menace. Kind of bummed we never got to meet them. Oh, these are the people Just want to show you a quick email saying, thanks for mentioning the email on air to menace. Kind of bummed we never got to meet them.

Oh, these are the people that wanted to meet you. I'm so sorry. Let's do a public apology. But hey, I'm sure you was having a blast getting his drink on. Anyway, gasp will just have to listen for when you guys either travel to Maine or New York or New Jersey to ever meet one of you. Thanks again, your lawyer listeners, Scott and Lisa for Maine. Dude, I totally know what happened.

And I was going to hit them up. Right. totally know what happened. And I was gonna hit them up. Right. This is what happened. Okay. So not too drunk. Well, no, I got, well, I did get super wasted, but I was gonna hit them up later. What happened is I went to Old Vegas, there's Freemont Street, and I was there freaking wasted with all my friends.

And when I got back to the strip, I was going to hit them up. But there was a freaking parade for the residents that went through there. Oh, right. But stuck in you had to walk, right? Yeah, and I couldn't get a cab. And so I walked through the freaking desert of Las Vegas. Like seriously, there's no like buildings, nothing just desert and a street trying to walk back to the strip. Sounds so sad. And I got a little confused because I thought I was walking

to a building that was this place called the city center, but I was actually walking the wrong way. Yeah, you can't get walking the desert. It was a hundred degrees, no water, nothing. And it was like 45 minutes to an hour, or me and my buddy were walking without water without water nothing And then finally we get to the building and it wasn't even the building that I thought it was and then we had a walk More and then finally find a cab and then by the time I got there

I was like asleep in my hotel room until late at night So it's got me so we're sorry men. It's gonna be you. He was lost drunk and dehydrated in the desert. Yes. So that's why you couldn't meet you, but he wanted to. Yeah, I apologize. Okay. Next time when we're going to come to Vegas, we're they don't live in Vegas, but we're going to New York. They're in Jersey, right? They're in Maine. Maine. Okay. That's the same. It's a little far. So far. We'll do a show in Maine when it will just show all over the friggin world one. I would love to get a tour bus like Bethany had on her show. Oh my God. Me too.

So I would love that too. I. She had an amazing tour bus where she just took a tour bus and just. The skinny girl Margarita. Yeah. And she just did speaking engagements all over the place. Why don't we do that? Well, get a sponsor.

Who wants to sponsor us to go across the country and educate people and do podcasts and help people have better sex, which is what we're all about, is improving people's sex life. And we'll call it the Sex with Emily Sex Drive and we'll drive across America. That would be amazing. I know.

Donna, we've been talking about that. We'll do it. It's coming up. Okay, dear Emily, how about Oville to refer to a climax and refer to Pound Town as a particularly vigorous trip to Oville? Maybe it's a stop on the way. Dude, people are taking off with the Pound Town. I know. I'm getting tweets about it. Another one I've used to say you're taking a road trip or another thing he's heard is

taking a road trip or that you're taking the poor shot of the garage Dan from Denver. Oh, Dan from Denver. Because men always says going to pound town. Yeah, let's recap, because quick for the ex-town listeners. So we just like saying, are you going to take it to pound town meaning are you going to have sex with the parents? I hate that. Pound town.

Did you go to pound town? It's just that you know what? Okay. Keep going and then I'm going to tell you why. No people people just love picking up one of them. Well, we don't love it because guys should never pound. Oh God, it's just a funny saying. It's not, but I feel like you're going to pound town with them.

I'm gonna take this biaxia pound town. Yeah, don't pound on her. For real? You know what, you're gonna do jackhammer sex with her? That's gonna be real hot. Rabbit, rabbit style. That'll be the last time you ever pounded anything. Then I'm gonna blow my loads in 15 seconds

And I'm gonna go over to bed. Yeah exactly No, I hate pound town. I but I like you Bound town you bring it up sometimes, but I just do it funny Why do you hate all my little things? Because they're annoying. No kidding. What are your other things pound town and then pound town? You have a few of them. I don't know. I can't remember but okay. We're drunk already. I wish farted to Jeff, baby Okay, oh can I ask you something? Yes, that's good way You're a white girl. Yep Why why is it that?

White girls every time they see each other, have to scream. Like, oh my God, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, every time they see each other, and it could be like, oh, I haven't seen you like an hour, oh my God, every time the door opens, why? The T's white girls. Just white girls, why are you screaming all the time?

I don't even know what you're talking about. You should watch this. Do you think I did this TV show? It happens, oh my God. If I ever did this TV show, do I do it on. It happens. I haven't seen you done it, but I'm sure you do it. I do it. I do it. Oh my god. You're right. I don't. It's a white girl problem. I don't know why. Because we're so excited. Man, it's ice cream when I see you every day. I'm like, man, it's really friendly and it's nice. And it shows love. Wow. Do it's really friendly and it's nice and it shows love. Wow.

Do all your friends, so you're saying that your friends that are like Asian or black or Indian or whatever, they don't Mexican. You're saying that the girls don't scream. The girls don't scream. I don't believe that. That's why I love them. And I'm not hating on white women.

I still date white women. You don't date white women much. Not much, they're just not on top of my list But I get yeah, I mostly grew up with all Latin females I still like the Latin females love the love of the mouth. I'm telling you Latin females when they see their real funds they scream too They don't yeah, they do hell no they don't I'm around them all time. They don't do it Okay, get a get a white girl in there

And I'm just saying maybe it's not hindering you from getting laid, but it was just an observation Reasonly, oh really Tell us about it. Tell us about it last time I pound town. No Break down pound town. It was my birthday and I was a little drunk. Oh the past it was like menacex I was like drunk and passed out. Oh! Yeah. It was a good time though.

But I'm trying to think what I did. I didn't do anything that special. Although I do have a new favorite sex toy that is the shoot. I'll come back to it. It's by Lilo. And I think it's called the Siri SRE. It's a R-I.

It's a great sex toy to use. Oh, it's about white girls though. Oh no. What did we ever do to you? Oh nothing, nothing. We had Maggie Mayhem on the show the other day. She's awesome, yeah. She's at Maggie Mayhem on Twitter.

She's a porn star, which she's bisexual or something like that. I fell in love with her. She's a sex hacker. I love her. I knew it. She's a porn star, which she's bisexual or something like that. I fell low in the sex hacker. I love her. I knew it. She's adorable. She's super cute. She's not like the porn stars that you see. That's all tan.

That boobs and blonde hair. Blonde hair. Just like ridiculously looking. She just seemed like a normal girl, which those are the type of girls that make a ridiculous amount of money and porn. Right. They, you know, the girl next door. She had the girl next door look.

Yeah. She was totally cool. Loved her. Lo next door look. Yeah, she was totally cool. Loved her. Loved her too. Yeah, I don't know. I would be afraid, like the way that she was describing her sex life. Oh, right. She's an open relationship.

Yeah, it's crazy, but she was like ridiculously smart, which I was intimidated by. She was like, she was breaking down how she makes circuit boards to figure out how much blood flow goes in your vagina like I know I know I didn't even know pleasant moments or whatever. Yeah with her and her Fionte who was went to Harvard like I know they make this machine. They're just on another level There are another level of his intelligence. That's true But that's really cool. They made this thing where you can monitor what the orgasm looks like for a male on a female Blood flow and she was explaining in ways that menaceous brain froze. I just, I didn't take all that.

But you can check out that show. You know, if you're listening to us on SiriusXM, we have got hundreds of podcasts at the Sex Family site and you can check out the show with Maggie from the other day. You can download Stitcher. That's the studio that we're in right now. Stitcher STITCHER, it's a free app for your smartphone. You can download it, search text Emily,

you can listen to us right on your phone. It's easy. It's easy. What else you gotta do? Okay, hello Emily. Can't thank you and Jimmy Jane candles enough. I bought the gift set with the six candles and we are not even through one yet

and I'm massaging and having slow sex. They are effing great candles. Okay. Do you know what? You gave me that Jimmy Jane candle and you're like, oh, you don't use it. You don't use it. Oh, I use it the other day.

Just have a candle on in my- Did you do business smell amazing? Yeah, I just- You could use it as a lotion. It's amazing. Yeah, but I didn't do anything with that. I just had it on. It smells good.

It's amazing. So the afterglow gift set from Jimmy Jane, they've three natural massage oil candles with body brush. And let me tell you why. I was just being interviewed yesterday by someone for about a sex article that they were asking me for advice. How couples can keep it interesting. And the thing about massage candles, if you've never used one, they burn cooler than regular candles. So the wax, you can pour it on your partner's body, and it doesn't turn waxy. It turns into the most delicious massage oil you've ever smelled, and it smells just like the candle,

and it's not messy, mends things, everything's messy. It soaks into your skin, and you drip it over your partner, and you give them massage. And it's just a hot thing to do to spice up your sex life. And if you wanna go buy one,

you just go to jimmyjane.com, you spring, code spring for $25 off your purchase. If you want to get a jimmyjane candle. So I am obsessed with them. I feel like they should be like, they should name one after me. And it's a joke because you actually have been talking about the jimmyjane candle.

For years. Ever since I've known you. Yeah, I love them. I mean more. So they're great. So check those out. And it's a great way to spice up your life. Sex life.

Okay, family. Love the show. I listen to it whenever I have any spare time, So they're great. So check those out to Anna. It's a great way to spice up your life. Sex life. Okay. Family. Love the show. I listen to it whenever I have any spare time, which is limited as I leave hiking tours around the US and I'm constantly on the move. My question relates to my work, actually. I'm leading a five week tour through the Southwest right now,

driving a van filled with 12 foreign travelers. Two weeks into the trip, one of my passengers, a 42-year-old lesbian from Germany, confided in me that she wants to spend Zinnites with me. Yeah. I told her I was flattered but straight, but she kept coming onto me and leaving me

presents in the van. I have to put up with three more weeks of this. She has a partner in back home in Germany, and I have a feeling she's going to snap soon and ruin the trip for everyone. How do I turn down her advances without causing tension for the next 20 days? Van driving Vixen, Iowa. So this is a woman who's being hit on, okay, I got it. So I thought it was a man initially emailing and saying the woman to say, but it doesn't matter either way, this is your job. You could tell her that you

don't hook up with your passengers with the people who are participating in your trips. You could tell her that you are just not interested and just be very clear. Like, I don't mix business and pleasure. And I mean, you just got to be straight and you can't be flirty and you can't leader on because it sounds like you're afraid she's going to explode and be dangerous. You just got to be straight and not give her any flirtation. Like you might not even realize that you're doing it, but just be like, I'm straight or

tell her to tell her that you're dating someone. It doesn't matter, but just I would just say that you've got to just be clear and on message and just don't give in just because she's on your door. Or you know, just take a go with the keyless shots and try it out. She's not into it. She's a vixen. She's a van driving vixen in Iowa. And me, yeah, she might be into it.

And the truth is, I mean, if she was into it, she would probably tap it. I can't go back to Iowa, wanted there. Yeah, that's right. For a speeding ticket, right? You never paid that ticket. No. Honey, you gotta pay those tickets.

But when you're rich and famous, you can loan me some money to pay my tickets. I will, I promise I will pay. I'm gonna decide. When I'm rich and famous, you'll be rich and famous. Take care me some money. I will. I promise I will pay. I'm in a side when I'm rich and famous you'll be rich and famous take care of all my legal troubles. Um, people are we didn't even talk about this on the show but let's just bring it up one more time. I missed it because I'm getting tweets right now as we

speak. You're tweeting. Okay. There's a commercial a promo for the TV show that you can be on misadvised. We've already went over this on bravo June 18th. Watch it everybody, but there's a promo where you and I are kissing and people are tweeting. I know Tweeting like crazy. But you know what? There's some tweets though. They'll They'll feed your ego which you love tell me there's people between oh, I saw men It's making out with some hot chick on bravo. Oh good. Oh See how you just lit up. Men is and I may out and I'm not gonna tell you the fact. She's smiling everybody.

She's like so happy. She, that's, you know, hey fellas, you wanna get in the pants? Just give her a couple compliments. It doesn't take that much. I love compliments. Seriously, like, forget the roses in the chocolate. Just give me three compliments and I'll be down on my knees. Eats off it, but yeah, they're like,

oh, I saw men's make out with some hot chick. That's so funny, you just got that tweet. Yeah, the menist and I do make out and I'm not gonna give you any backstory as to how that happened, because we are co-hosts of the show and we are buddies and we don't normally make out. I don't know what the hell happened that day.

Yeah, a lot of the kids. I had to pay attention. I'll just check it out. There was no tequila, I was during the show. It was very funny, very funny scene. Okay, that's what we got for emails. We can move from the people. From the kids. I had to check it out. There was no tequila. I was during the show. It was very funny, very funny scene. Okay, that's what we got for emails. From the people. From the people.

Why don't you bring on our special guest? Okay, Omar. Omar, come on in. Okay, Omar is my new intern and literally day two. Oh, day two, you already have him on the show. Day two, he's on the show. And I thought because he's bringing so many interesting topics up to the show, and this is something

that we want to talk about. So Omar, tell us, OK, how are you sexually oriented? I'm gay. Gay, OK. Just straight up. See, because Emily always brings up somebody that's like, so are you gay? They're like, no, there's so many different.

Oh, no. This is sex hacker. So I'm not gay. I'm a sex hacker. Uh, so I don't really identify with, uh, just being a lesbian and I'm like, what? What? Who do you sleep with? I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So Omar sleeps with men. Right. How long have you, can we get a little backstory? Totally. Totally. Yeah. How long have you, uh, had it out there that you're 16 but I always knew I was I was in questioning for the longest but 16 is like when I fully came out

Yeah, and how that go over it went well I want good a lot of people supporting me. I didn't have a lot of hardships Yeah, and I think it's it's just more and more of days, people that come out are not having as hard of a time. Believe me, I know there's a lot of people that have us. Like it still happens like the whole bullying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It still happened like the host stigma against it, but I feel like the gay is becoming more of a train now.

So it's more accepting. Yeah, yeah, because my buddy came out and he were like, dude, why don't you just tell us like so much like no one cares I was like, okay, great. Yeah, you're gay We live in something to go to yeah, so it's very different here because we are so accepting and like really it's still an issue But of course it's an issue and and people have problems with it But so I'm glad you had a good experience. Oh, my so then when did you have your first experience? My first sexual experience? Yeah. After it was it before coming out or it was before coming out. It was really before coming out. On the under. On the under. How that go? D.L. It went bad. Yeah. It went bad. Because I'm a bottom.

My first experience, I'm inexperienced, so I don't know the preparations, the do's and don't, and stuff like that, when it comes along with bottoming. And so my first experience, I had an accident. And so what I mean by accident was like, I'm screwed. I'm screwed. Right, right. Which is like everyone's biggest fear about

getting those facts, yeah. Yeah, and it was like so embarrassing. I didn't do it for like two years after that. I can imagine. Well, that's why he's here is to give good anal sex tips and oral sex tips, but yeah, because you should empty yourself while you learn that.

So it was a bad experience. It was a bad experience. You waited two years to have sex again. Yeah, I was so scared. I know. Did you read up after that? Like what did you do? I know I just started being more out with my um started hanging out more gay people getting gay friends. And they give you advice. They give me a lot of advice. So we are going to I think this is a little anal sex 101 tip touch

segment here. anal sex 101. So how would you then prepare? preparation. I would say the first thing you have to be mentally Segment here, anal sex 101. So how would you then prepare? Prepare. Preparation. I would say the first thing you have to be mentally ready for that and know your sexual partner. It's not something that you just spontaneously do. I feel like you want to know the person you have an anal sex with, be, I feel like being in a relationship with them

is not like somebody just do like on a first date second date third day Something that you write is very intimate to me. Well for me. I'm just for gay or straight Yeah, gay or straight or whatever, but I feel like the first thing you want to be want to do is be mentally ready The second thing you want to do is also be thoroughly clean down here because And now how's that how do you do that? How do you make sure you're thoroughly clean? Well, me personally, what I do, I drink Alpajus. Oh, okay.

I drink Alpajus and make sure I use the bathroom two hours prior before anal sex. Because I feel like it cleans out your system. You don't have to think about it, worry about it while you're having anal sex. And so just, this is a good conscious to have. Right. And then y'all should want to be shaved down here.

I feel like. Everything? Just like, just your whole butt. Just your whole butt. How do you shave your butt? How do you shave it? I use clippers. Like hair clippers.

Yeah, but how do you? Okay, maybe I don't want to know the- You want to know? I don't want to like how- Like how do I see? How do I look? Yeah, how do you like how do I see how do you shave your foot? It's a whole project It's a whole project Yes, I can make one day a fully grooming One day a fully grooming down here, and so I use I use the bathroom

Remember again, and then I get my full length mirror like hoated and my left hand I have my clip breeze on my right hand and I like try to get make sure I get my full length mirror, I coated in my left hand, I have my clippers in my right hand, and I like try to get, make sure I get it. Wow. I got my whole body lost. I got my body lost. I lost my whole body lost. I didn't like it.

You didn't like it? I didn't like it either. I was like the most painful thing I ever experienced, besides anal. Yeah, Emily made me do it one time. Never again, ever in my life. Do you know that I'm posting that show? Yeah, no, that's what I happened.

I had menace, we had a bikini waxer in this thing. I'm calling your brother to be my lawyer and not get that posted. And menace, I said, well, men get wax, women get wax. So we had a male and female waxer who could take the pain. Menace had his pubic hair wax, not your butt though. Oh, your pubic hair? Yeah. And he was like a pain and he had bumps and he wasn't happy.

It was terrible. Like, did you, they said like the best thing to do with waxing is shave him before like with some clippers, then go get it wax. Sorry. Maybe the longer it is, the more painful it is. Let's do it again, menace. No.

Maybe I can get my butt hairs like threaded. You know the threading? Oh, the threading. Oh, the threading. Oh, the threading. I think that hurts. No, I just tried it. I heard it hurts, but it probably does a better job. Yes, more precise.

Yeah. But you can't thread your own butt. You need to announce the threading. Yeah, I go to the threading spot. I'm like, and I turn over, I go, yes, the butt please. Yeah. I wonder if this probably happened, but threading is this process that they use to remove hair.

They take a piece of thread and I do it on my eyebrows. Yeah. So you could do it on your butt, but that'd be kind of awkward. Okay, so what's next? So you drink apple juice, you could do the nighter system. Because this is again, tips, anal sex for men, women, anyone to have anal sex. Yeah, it's for general, if anybody would have anal sex,

gay, straight, trans, and trans. Which is a big deal. Listen, listen straight guys, you all know you want to try anal sex a lot of straight guys do Yeah, but they are friends and they are coming to me like how do I get my girlfriend to do anal sex and I say to Kila I just tell him like is mainly starts with four play Just four play just make sure like it mainly starts with four play. Just four play.

Just make sure um, she's very open at first. A pinky first. Thank you. Yeah, fingering. Yeah, you want to start with fingering, loosen up that area. Is this mainly four play? Make sure to make sure that the anal place is very wet and more sterilized.

Keep it very wet. Lubrication and condoms always safe set. Always safe sex. Always lots of like we cannot emphasize the importance of blue. Lots of lubrication, like a blue, blue, blue, blue. Blue, blue, blue, blue. We can never for too much blue. Like, you ever see one of those gas trucks that go by?

Like, cool of gas, just like that much blue. Oh, that's right. That's right. Like one of those big gas trucks. Yeah. Okay, so what else? What is next? So then you start having anal sex and then you,

I had to start, you got that blue. But once you start, it's like, you can't like like just you just can't pound it. I'll go to pound town. You can't do that straight up pound town everybody. That's what women want. You just pound it right away for the first time. They're going to enjoy it. No pound town for anal. No pound town for anal slow. You have to go very slow. Very slow and steady. Like when you first like you want to just let the penis eat his weight in. Right. Like you like you want to just let the penis in Is this way in right like you don't want to rush it or nothing just easy? This way in guys. We just want to force it in because oh my god

That's why it doesn't work out. That's why almost telling us what to do It's like he just forcing it is very painful and it's like the receivers gonna have like a bad experience Right exactly. So what do you do you You go slow, you just tip them. And then, and as you go in, like kiss, kiss on her back, like whisper stuff in her ear, just like massage her back, just loosen her up, just make her feel comfortable and relax. Because like that part is very sensitive

if you're very tense down here. Yeah. So you want to relax. You have to relax your anus, right? Okay. And then after that, once the penis has fully entered in, a good thing to do is take it out and loop and loop up the area once more and then put it in.

Put it back in. Great advice, lots of loop. Lots of loop and move slow. You check in with your partner. What about, are we gonna switch to Flascio? Yeah, we can switch to Flascio tips. Flascio. Oh. Yeah can switch to Flascio tips. Flascio. Oh. What, you can, you can take a, you can take a

several questions. Now this is a debate we already talked about about if people are just tuning in right now and I can. I've been saying for years on this show that, you know, I'm a straight male and Emily straight, but she always claims like, oh yeah, I'm gonna go to the seminar where this woman is gonna teach all these other women on how to do Flascio and stuff like that. I'm like, no, you should go to a seminar

where a gay man is teaching women how to give Flascio because a gay man has a penis and he knows what feels good. Right. And now we have a gay man in the studio. Okay. It's gonna tell us about Flascio. Flascio, what's your top Flascio tips He's gonna tell us above play show. Play show. What are your top play show tips?

To teach women. To teach women. To teach women. Or men. Whoever wants to put a penis in their mouth. Whoever wants to put a penis in their mouth. Yeah. If you want to put a penis in your mouth, listen up.

What are you gonna do? I was saying the first thing is make sure you keep it wet. A lot of spit. You can spit on it. You could deep throw it It just makes you sweat second thing is no teeth. No teeth right teeth is a no no Yeah, and third thing is a lot of noise like a lot of that noise of the mouth like a lot of like that the

I don't know like slippery like the slime like the because it's hot right to hear the sound that someone's making. It's very sexy. Okay. Now should I tell her to take her dentures out? Or should I wear a Leo man? It was actually. She's old.

And what else would there are some other things that you surprised me because we were talking about this in the way over and he said no hands. You have no hands. What? I like it. Let's see. But Mendez, you've had oral sex performed on you. I have been assuming. Yeah.

Do you like him? Just last week for the first time. Yeah. No. I like, you don't like the, the, uh, hand job. The hand job. And like, you're that's one of them. Yeah.

That's like another like oral sex position or whatever you're calling. Yeah. So what are you talking about with no hands? No hands like, once it's fully like ejaculated, like a lot of, well, or whatever, you're calling. Yeah, so what are you talking about with no hands? No hands, once it's fully ejaculated, a lot of me personally, I like it with no hands because I just feel like it gives you more access to deep throat.

Right. And so with hands, you kind of like stop and at a certain point. Right, right, that's true. So you love deep throat. Yeah. Do all guys love it? Because my interns have been asked me to do female interns.

They're like, what, why are guys obsessed with deep-throding? They just want to know how far I can go in. It's not like it doesn't really do anything for them. No, it doesn't feel better. It feels good though. It feels good. It's more like pleasurable for the guy. Right.

Right, okay. Okay, well this is something else that I wanted to bring in here. I've got these, okay, so let's say if you are listening and you perform oral sex man or woman, and sometimes you might, you know, you might not love the taste of semen or the taste down there in the stock. You can also use this when you're performing oral sex on a woman, but it's called mask sexual flavors. It's M-A-S-Q-E and their website is actually sexual flavors.com, I believe, or you can just look up mask M-A.S.Q.E. and their website is actually sexualflavors.com, I believe, or

you can just look at mask M.A.S.Q.E. And what you got to do is they're like, they're like, list-erine strips, basically. Aren't they cute? They're very cute. They come in like nice packaging. Beautiful packaging. It's yourmask.com. Why are you our M.A-S-Q-U-E-dot-com and they come in mango? Mango, there's chocolate. Strawberry. And mango chocolate strawberries that we got here. And then... What's that one in your hand?

Watermelon. Oh, watermelon's amazing. So they're all taste really good. You put them out in last for 15 minutes. So I think we should all take one drink out. I'll try to strawberry. Try the strawberry. I'm gonna try the mango.

So if you, this is your issue, it masks sexual flavors. And I'm not saying that sexual flavors are bad. You might love sexual flavors. I like sexual flavors, but there's, I know that, for example, there's a lot of women who don't like to perform oral sex because they don't like the taste of semen. So that is your progative.

You don't like semen, that's fine. You could try a mask strip. So men's is trying one too. And are they cute packaging? Look, I'm showing it to you now. Very wellmen, that's fine. You could try a mask strip. So men's is trying one too. And are they cute packaging? Look, I'm showing it to you. Very well done. Very well done. Very classy.

I'm just ripping it up. I'm like having like a- I can't. Yeah. We're opening them out. And we're trying it. So it's just another alternative. Lot of people say they get married

and their partner starts to perform an oral sex. Maybe they have issues with it with the flavor. OK, they don't want to do it no more. They got you locked in. They got you in a coffee cow. Oh, I'm happy it's smoothie. They got the codes. So they don't need...

Well, I'm all opening up right now, which are... All right. That's the... Sound good? This is good radio. Yeah, hilarious. All right. Taste it.

Okay. Now, what do you not mind the taste of semen? I don't know taste it. Okay. Now what do you, what do you, do you not mind the, uh, the taste of semen? I don't know what it tastes like. How do you feel about the taste of semen? I don't personally, I don't like the taste of semen. No. Okay. So maybe you're the perfect mass candidate. I'm putting my tongue.

So this is a mango. Mm. Mm. It's like minty. It's kind of like, it's minty mango. Minty mango. Mm-hmm. I like it's like minty. It's kind of like it's minty mango. Minty mango? Mm-hmm. I like having like, though.

Oh, I see what's going on. I'm sure you have open. You have to, it opens like this. See where it dumps. Oh, duh. Or, there you go. Sorry, we have trouble. Okay, yum.

Anyways. So what else with, what else with, um, flash show? So I always say, same thing. Keep it wet and enthusiasm is very important You women and men If you don't want to be down there act like you want to be down there. Yeah, you know or don't do it But don't you think it enthusiasm is important? It is yes, like you don't want to seem bored while doing it

No, you're really all good Most complete turn off. I know. What do you think about hand jobs? Hand jobs, I love hand jobs. Good. Hand jobs are like the best. I know, I agree. But not with a dry hand.

No, Luke. Always, I think the theme of today's show is like, Lou, Lou, Lou, like you got to use Lou, all the time. Yeah. You love hand jobs, why? Because you're getting hand jobs by another man that understands how to give a hand job.

That's why you have a fight. Madison, I have been having a fight for 10 years. About hand jobs. About hand jobs because a woman can't give a hand job to a man as good as a man can give a hand job to himself. And Emily's like, oh no, no, no, no. I disagree because you don't have, I like, I couldn't, I couldn't. But it's different. It's, you got it. You got the strip. Okay, that's strawberry one, huh? Yeah, I couldn't. But it's different. You got it, you got the strip.

Okay, that's strawberry one, huh? Yeah. We're playing with mask strips. I couldn't like, finger you better than you probably can finger yourself. Yes, you good. There's no way, no way. I'm just saying that the hand, it tastes good, huh?

It tastes good. It's like minty strawberry, right? It's like, it sticks at the top of your mouth. Yeah. And then you mask the taste of some next time. Your performing oral. You gotta try it. I have to try this.

I know, I love them. Okay, so the thing is, is that the hand job debate. So what I always say is that hand jobs is sort of like, I feel like they don't happen that much. Like you go right to Felicia. But a hand job, a woman, the giving man, a man, whatever, whoever, giving a hand job. Yes, you know how to do it,

because you have a hand and you know your penis, but it's just a nice little mixture. It's like a nice thing to throw in, a nice little extra, extra something that you could do, use lots of lube, and give me a hand job. Like I'm not saying that I'm doing it better than you, it's just something different.

For example, I can't talk so much better done by the opposite person. Yeah. It's like, I love them all. I hate you all my life. I hate you all my mom. I hate you all my own hand jobs. Yeah, because you need your hand jobs by a man who understands how the hand jobs work.

But I understand how it's- And how it doesn't back understand. I understand. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. Mutual masturbation is a great tip for couples to do, to do mutual masturbation because you can learn what your partner likes and then you can give my hand job.

She's not listening to the facts right now. I'm listening to the facts. My hand jobs are more like... When you're 14. That's why I want to bring back... It's not started because I was going to start a movement. When you're too afraid to give filatio. I was going to put hand jobs on the ballot actually

and have to bring back hand jobs to the America. I hope you don't lose too much money on that campaign. Yeah, I probably will. So that's where we like. That's good. Okay, we can also get into our, anything else about anything else about oral sex, any other tips come to mind. How do you talk somebody into? Talk to my dear to Oris sex. Yeah, because we've also got another topic. That's it. Number one question. Guys, you want to know how do you talk them into giving us some? How do you talk to your audience of Oris sex? What do you think Emily? I think how to talk them into giving us access to? How do you talk to audience of RSEX?

What do you think Emily? I think that you talk, I mean, I don't think that you talk someone into, I think that you perform oral sex on her first or him first. And then, then, so for your example, menace, for your question, I think that you get what you give, what comes around, goes around, you go down on her, she might go down on you, or you could say, it might be really nice.

I'd love for you to, you know, put your mouth around my penis. But I feel like you can't push her head down there ever. Never do the head push. The head push is a friggin nightmare. And I had that, like, I thought that was for high school kids or something, but like, I had a guy a few years ago, which we brought up on the show. He did the head push. I was shocked.

My mouth was a gap. I was like, I'm leaving this room. You're pushing my head. Yeah, like the head push. The hand push, the head push. I don't get that. I don't do that when I'm receiving hate. Like I don't do that.

No, I'm like, I know that you have a penis and it's probably hard. And I know the options there. I don't need, you don't need to push my head. I need my extra hand to check Twitter and like, you don't need to push my head. I need my extra hand to check Twitter and, like, I don't need to push down on the head. Menace is on Twitter. Menace tweets through sex.

You know people like do live tweeting and like baseball games. Menace likes tweets during sex. I have tweeted in text while receiving Flasio. I think that's hot. You do? I think it's hot. I like quirky, like, weird things like that.

Oh my God. That's how I roll. Menace once called me when he was having sex. I did that too. Oh, God. That's how I roll. You know what I'm saying? Menace once called me when he was having sex. I did that too. Oh, not on that one. I'm about too far. I'm like, I'm a multi-tasker.

I'm like, hey, I'm having sex right now, because I think I don't remember why. You were like saying, for like, I don't know, you just kept on getting on me on how, you're saying that I don't have sex. I thought he wasn't getting laid. Yeah, I like. And then he called me, he's like, I'm having sex right now.

I'm like, okay, I believe you. And then I'm driving along. He was like, Saturday night at 11. I'm like, okay, and then I hear moans. I'm like, okay, I believe you. And then I'm driving along, he was like, Saturday night at 11, I'm like, okay, and then I hear moans, I'm like, I don't want to listen to men as I'm excited. Yeah, she does. Yeah, I get off on that. Yeah, she recorded it.

But I think a good way to lead somebody into doing Orosex is just kind of like, let your body do the talking. Yeah, or, you know, throw $100 bills at him. Or that, I don't know, good luck. That works too. No, writing Orosex to me, if you're in a relationship with someone, let it. That works too. That works too. No, writing moral sex. I mean, if you're in a relationship with someone, let's just say that's the greatest scenario here,

that you're dating someone and you've been together a long time and they've never performed, let's say, Felicia on you. I would say that if it's been a few months and something that you really like, that you bring it up and you don't bring it up in the bedroom. You bring it up the next morning or you bring it up at night and you're like, you know, it'd be really great.

I love oral sex or maybe you've been, I mean, but if you've never gone down in your partner and you're expecting them to go down in you, that might not happen. But if you're constantly going down in your partner and you're not getting it returned, I would say you couldn't have time for chat. You should always ask for what you want, Ben. Look, I'm telling you this right now, though, if I'm dating a chick for a couple of months and we're having sex and she hasn't given me a flas. That means she's not into play show. There's no way where I'm just gonna ask. That's true. Some women are not into it, but maybe

she had a match. There's no way that a woman that's into play show would not give you a play show. Has that ever happened to you? Has that ever happened to you that you've been with a woman for months? Are you wouldn't stay that long? No, I've been with women that are like, Oh, I'm not into play show and then they have doing it anyways. Or we just don't date long enough. Yeah, you're like, I'm done. Well, I've been with men who don't like oral sex

and that's, you know, I've been with them once. If I really loved, if I really loved, loved, loved. I had that experience. I've dated a guy that didn't like oral sex. He didn't like receiving it or giving it. He liked receiving it or giving it Wow Yeah, that's so to me so core and so primal like I have to be with the guy But those are the guys I'm always like you don't like the vagina like you really don't like my vagina You want to stick your penis in something?

But the fact that you don't want to get in there and get messy nothing wrong with you But you just don't like the vagina. You don't want it. You're not my guy. You know? So I get it. Yeah, but no, I'm saying if I really, really loved someone and they're not into it then, I'll just have to deal with it. I wouldn't like, you wouldn't be fond of it. I loved them. Would you marry someone?

Would you marry a woman who would not perform oral sex on you? Would that be a deal, but I would totally love them. Yeah, but if I'm just staying them, then, uh, see, I couldn't marry someone who wouldn't perform oral sex. Hit the doubt. I would be like, you're done. I'm like, you know, oral sex. Like I couldn't, because that would mean that I'm committing to life to not having oral

sex. Um, do we tell you what it's not like you'd ever get married to somebody that you want to be able to have sex with other people? Man, man, we don't know what my features gonna look like. You think I want to marry somebody that's gonna like me? I have the crystal ball in my hand and I see it. I see it, Emily. You think so?

I want to marry somebody who does not want to, who will allow me to have sex with other people but that I don't want him to have sex. Yeah. That's not true. I would want him to have sex with other people as well. Ha, ha, ha, ha. We'll see what happens with that.

Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Okay, well, we've got some online dating tips too. All right, what are they? Okay, let's go from Aino to online dating. Okay, can I see something real quick about online dating because I'm sure it's not in there? How do you know? I just, I just, I just,

I can't predict these because they never bring it up. I am not going to date you if you post self-portraits every five minutes. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna date you if I'm dating you and then you eventually are posting self-portraits every five minutes, I'm gonna dump your ass. I'm sorry, just like no, it's like,

on any of my names. My Instagram is like, it's an epidemic. I think it's just women looking for attention and it's, I know women that are like on Instagram, they say, I met my soulmate, I'm with the person that I love. Then why the F are you posting cell portraits of yourself? I know, it's sort of an obsession with...

Attention from other people. Men do it too though, the gay community member, when Oscar was on the show. Yeah, on Instagram, I get on my Instagram. Instagram, yeah. And all my gay friends, I see self-portraits. Self-portraits, self-portraits. I'm like, I just stop following them.

Yeah. Yeah, I get to see them. I see them. I think it's just self-following them. I meant it's just post pictures of tacos. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna stop following them too. I'm masturbating too.

No, but I was saying that there was a guy ask her on the show and he was talking about this trend within the gay community that they are using Instagram as and they're just posting like self-portrait, self-portrait, penis-picked photos, everything, right? So it's kind of in the gay community. It's like a new online date. Have you been using it for that at all? I don't use Instagram for that. No, no. But to take a look at what I just clicked to my head, I was like, how do they even use this

as a dating tool? How do you know the guys are gay and stuff like that? I just figured out how they do it. Wow. Okay, let's say you're out in the Castro, right? Right. You're at a club or whatever. You just take your picture yourself, you check in at that place, then you can just click

location and you can see all the photos that are taken at the location. And if you see some hot guy, that's at a gay club. You know. But you can't assume because they're in the Castro district that they're going. No, I'm just saying if you're like at a gay club or a gay bar and you see a guy with a support for it. Oh, that guy, I'm going to start following them. Yeah, look up, because I couldn't figure it out before. Couldn't figure it out.

I know now. That's crazy. I know about that. But it is sort of an epidemic. I know what you're saying. I know a lot of women and men who are constantly posting photos of themselves. And it is sort of this ego me, me, me,

look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, culture that we're in. And some guys might be totally turned on by them, be like, she's so hot, he's so hot, I love the pictures, love that, but you find it annoying. I find it annoying as well. Yeah, I do too. Toats.

I don't post enough pictures of them. And the dudes that are with their shirts off, looking in the mirror. Bad. Like, dude, you look like a douchebag. I don't even know how many, I've never met a chick. Maybe I just don't hang out with chicks that are into that kind of thing. I think that's cool.

Like a guy with a shirt off in the mirror. I don't think that's cool. So some popular online, we're just trying to do a little bit of this here. Yeah. Yeah, a few minutes popular online dating sites. E-Harmony, we went through the popular ones because we want to kind of break it down because they say like two out of every five relationships now or start on online right now or maybe it's even harder than that.

Yeah. E Harmony is like the most popular site. It's for a mixture of people who mainly track serious relationship-minded individuals. Members can only see other members that they match with. Secure calling you're able to call another member. It costs $59.95 a month for four or one month, $39.95 for three months. That means people are really serious though. That's good. Yeah, those are like serious. I kind of like that though. Like if you're looking for a serious relationship, then this is that would be the site for you. It relies on so what the deal with the

harmony is it relies on the compatibility matchmaking and pairs he will based on a detailed questionnaire that members fill out upon joining the site. The downside, the only fallback is that joining the site is a bit on the pricier side, but for those looking to get serious to money, maybe worth that. Yeah, and do you know what's so funny? What?

Because, you know, I've gone on on the e-harmony before, just for research. Of course. This is see, like, how it worked and everything like that. I got my cl harm me before just for research of course this is see like How it worked and everything like that. I got my clitoris rub for research too, but go ahead Well, that's you so anyways. I type in all the information, but you know, I'll just be honest about myself and You know some parts I'm really like lazy. Oh, do you like to go rock climbing and stuff like that? Hell no, ain't on there. But then the people I got matched up,

we're just more like super lazy people. Well that's right, man, there you go. But it's just like, I don't wanna be with a super lazy person. You want them to do the rock climbing for you. Yeah, I want them to motivate me to go do things like that. Right, like the things that they match you on might not necessarily be the things

that you're looking for someone. Oh, you like to climb? I like to climb, Let's be together. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so match.com, similar to a harmony, but more of a younger crowd between the ages of late 20s, 30s, 40s. It's for singles who want a lot of options. So each day, a member sign in, they have their daily five, which are people who selected their members by match's proprietary pairing technology. They have a profile pro to help spruce up your profile.

It's free to browse, search and post a profile, however, it's 29.99 a month. Okay, the downside, one could easily get overwhelmed by the large amount of users. It is so popular. I have so many friends who have used match. I don't know, I think I've used match. I do not bring out my friends.

I've got 20,000 wings for whatever. My friend, her profile picture, she had viewed 260,000 times. She was on it for a while, but she's like a year and a half. But she's like, and I didn't get that many emails, and it's kind of made you feel like so. I hate that that's my one pet people on my day. I know, I don't want to be on my day. You see all these viewers on like,

not me. No, I'm not. She's like, ain't. Doesn't look the same. Blown up. And then another really popular one, because we've just got a few minutes. It's plenty of fish for busy professionals.

This is super popular one. Plenty of fish. It's free to join. If you're free at a particular night, you can add yourself to the list of available singles looking for a date that night. Wow, that's cool. Now we've got, okay, Cupid is for young people who aren't

at fun. Yeah, I know a lot of people. I just don't like Cupid as an app. It's a good app. People love Cupid. That seems to be are not. Yeah, I know a lot of people. I just don't know that Cupid is an app. It's a good app. People love O.K. Cupid. That seems to be like the most trending one right now. And I love their questions. They have a form that you fill out and they ask you really

good to certain questions to match with people. Just look out though, because I know a bunch of crazy chicks on that. Oh no. Like this bat-ish crazy that you don't get. You think every chick is crazy? No, for reals. For reals? Yeah. I know that a lot of people have found people on O.K. Cupid That you don't get. Every chicken is crazy. No, for reals. For reals?

Yeah. I know that a lot of people found people and don't get keep it, so we love it. So that's what we got time for today. Wow, thanks so much. Awesome. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So fun. And thanks for listening to Sex with Emily. Was it good for you? Email me. Feedback at sexwithemlee.com.

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