Sex With Emily - SWE: Sex With Emily Ed II

Episode Date: June 2, 2012

Emily used the term "going to pound town" with a guy she's dating and Menace is proud. Emily makes out with unattractive dudes for the sake of research. She also got three threesome proposals on her show Miss Advised.Dr.Ruth is getting people drunk (but not too drunk) off her new wine. Open relationships are becoming more accepted and Emily thinks people should be open to alternative types of relationships. If monogamy doesn't work for you, try something else. Also, Canadian women need their clitoris rubbed.Menace wants men to try out being assholes and ignore attractive women. Emily isn't happy about his advice and continues her Sex Ed lessons. Also, if you can't get an erection, drink a glass of Dr.Ruth's wine and have get a deep tissue massage. Having a French Bulldog or a Siberian Husky might get you laid more often. Emily's Jack Russel Terrier doesn't make the sexiest dog list. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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But you know, I mean, he's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex, relationships, and everything in between. For more information, go to sexwithemily.com because your sex life will improve just by going there. It's weird. Strange things happen.

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We would love to hear from you. We want to know everything that's going on. And what are you doing? Are you going to get late? I mean, here is a deal. Today's show topic. We've got a lot of topics in today's show. But one of them, our main topic is about safe sex.

Making safe sex sexy. What do we need to about safe sex? And you're probably like, blah. But you know what? STDs are on the rise, people are not being protective, they're not using safe sex measures. And we're just gonna tell you how to do it, why to do it, what kind of condoms you should use.

We're gonna review the best condoms. We're gonna talk about some sex toys, we're gonna talk about men losing their erections and why that happens. Doesn't have to do with drinking too much alcohol. I know, definitely not with me. Not with men. It increases the erection.

I know, so we'll talk about that in today's show. And the texting. Exactly. The text, oh my god. I have friends who are like, will you take my phone late at night? Because the late night texting. That's why, remember I, a while back, people that might be listening to XM have not heard this, but I bought a pager, like from 90, from the 90s.

Okay. How's that going? It's going good. I've not heard this, but I bought a pager, like from 90s. How's that going? It's going good. And I think I might start just taking that out at night, the pager. So if somebody really has to get a hold of me, they'll just page me. You would never leave your phone, honey.

You can't leave a phone. I can leave a phone. I can leave a phone. I can leave a phone. I will make you a bet right now that you can't leave your phone. I can totally do it. I can totally do it. Then you're going to get a pager and then you're going to go find a cell phone to call

someone back or to a pay phone. If it's emergency. Like we used to do back in the day with a pay phone. Yeah, if it's major. Is there a different quarter and then you're like call someone? If it's major hit me on my pager. I used to, if it's, did you just make that up? No.

I always think you make up these funny things. No, no. But obviously, I should know better. It's the first time you said it. I should know better. If it's me. I use pound town this morning. You did? Where?

I said, I was talking to my guy that I'd be dating and I said something like, yeah, and then we can go to pound town. And he's looked at me like I was, he's like, what are you talking about? Like you really, like let's menace men that says pound town. I thought it would be.

Pound town. Pound town. Everybody, you know, it's meaning having thought it would be gentle caress town. Gentle caress town. No, it's better than found town. That sounds ridiculous. I'm going to come up with something better than that. I didn't have enough time to think about it.

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I have so many sex toys right now that I don't quite know what to do. I don't have enough time to masturbate. And I have reams of boxes, like literally in my house, it keep getting sent to me. And I've got to like block out on my schedule time just to masturbate to use them all. And I don't know what to do about that. Like I've been very busy lately.

And I'm dying to try them. I'm dying. Like I'm obsessed with the Mimi brand right now. I mean the Juju, J-E-J-O-U, all the... What about the rock block? The rock box? The rock box? I do know, okay, so I went to a sex toy show a few months ago, and the strongest sex toy

out there, the most powerful sex toys called a rock box. They gave me one. It's like a $200 vibrator. It's stronger than the Hattachi Magic Wand, and it's sitting on my shelf. And I haven't used it yet. I'm afraid of it. I'm kind of afraid of it. It looks like a power tool.

You're going to blow out your vagina. I'm having a vagina Michael flying across the room. I don't know what's going to happen. So I have not used the used it yet. I'm afraid of it. I'm kind of afraid of it. It looks like a power tool. You're gonna blow out your vagina. I'm having a vagina Michael flying across the room. I don't know what's gonna happen. So I have not used the rock box yet. I have used the, I have like I said use the jizyu me me me. I also use the Jimmy Jane form two, right? Is it the two that we like? The form two, the two, oh two.

Yeah. It looks like it's like the rabbit ears, but just the rabbits of just the ears parts. It's right in your clitoris. It's awesome. But I have a lot more. So I'm going to be reporting back to everyone on what's secto, the sex toys they should buy. I have been working on the dumb truck. This is my sex toy and that's a very provocative name. Yeah, the dumb truck.

And you know, the scientists in Japan that I've been working with have, you know, they're trying to make a solar power to very green. And it has enough power to actually power trucks. So that's why they call it the dumb truck. Yeah. I don't know how much horsepower actually has in it. I don't know that menace is full of crap right now.

You making a sex, so it would be hilarious. I'm actually gonna make a sex toy. That is not so funny, but. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what it's gonna be yet, but I think it's not. Good, I need it out because you're gonna be on television. I'm gonna be on television.

Oh, we mentioned that I'm gonna be on television. No. If you've been watching Bravo TV, you may have seen Promo's for my new television show called Mis Advise. It's a reality show. It's premiering June 18th, 10 o'clock, Pacific and Eastern. And it's all about three single dating experts. Do we practice what we preach?

Yes, and you did an interview for the first time in the audience. I did, and it's actually already imprinted the interviews. And like the Daily Pooh, New York Daily Pooh is kind of some other something. I didn't like your sound bite. Why, you saw it? Yeah, you're like, oh, we're not scanless. Yes, you're scanless. I shouldn't have said that.

No, people want scandal. And you know what, it is pretty scanless. You're making out with a bunch of guys on there. They're like, we're not easy. You're right, you had a bad quote. I knew it. You got to help me with how to say. I'll tell you, I know what to say.

I know what they want. I interview people all the time. I don't want to hear about how we all get along and hold hands. No one wants to hear that. People want to hear what's the drama, what's going down, who's banging, who's having sex. And that's in the show.

It's in the show. Exactly, it's all in the show. There's a lot of banging. Well, there's not a lot to watch. Don't downplay, like say, hey, you know what? Yeah, I made it up to the bunch of guys. That there's not a lot of cat fighting, like most of their shows, Real Housewives,

they all interact and they all fight. And the most popular shows were not like that. That's what people are reading. Are you kidding me? Yeah, I'm actually on the error. Yeah, because dude, you have some pretty, dude, do you make out with some guys that I would even wanna be 10 feet near?

I know. I did. And I just thought that was some guys that were not attractive. So that is pretty why. That was all my sense of research. That's pretty scary. And I got proposed three threesomes during shooting.

Three people wanted to have three. And I guess for my ego, that feels good. Yeah. Better, no three, better than no one wanted to have sex with me. Now like six people wanted to have sex with me, but I said, well, you'll have to watch to see what happens, but it's very exciting. Menace is on the tube.

It's very funny. In further interviews, bring that kind of stuff up. I'm just saying. Okay. We're gonna have more interviews. Good. I'm just saying. Okay, we're gonna have more interviews. Good. I know you will I mean the show airs June 18th 10 p.m. on Bravo and after that, I don't know you're gonna You're gonna be I'm not a huge diva. I'm not gonna be able to even do you I'm gonna have to be there's there's the radio

Shell in Chicago. I won't say their names Where they don't get along. So they're actually in separate rooms. On microphones. Yeah. How do they do that? Could you imagine if we? You have to fake, you have to fake being nice to each other.

Well, you and I don't fake it. We love each other. We hang out all the time. We give each other crap. Yeah, we do. But I don't take any of it personally. I don't care. I don't. You maybe. No, just sometimes we do. But we love each other. I don't take any of it personally. I don't care. I don't.

You maybe. Maybe you. No, just sometimes I do. I can't have it. I don't cry. I don't cry. Oh my God. So what else?

It's my birthday this weekend. Oh my God. Yeah. Tomorrow's my birthday. I'm having some people in Dolores Park, which is this hippie park in San Francisco. A lot of hipsters go. Not a hippie, but hipsters. And just a little picnic.

What are you expecting from the guy that you're dating? That's a great way. I'm so glad you asked that question. So I've been dating this guy for a little while and he is being a total doll. He's like, I want to range. Oh my God. What? He called him a doll right now.

He's being so, so I'm not used to guys being so, not that I date assholes. Oh yeah, you do. But here's the thing. He's taken me to dinner tonight. He made a reservation somewhere. I want to hear his boyfriend's places. Nope.

All right. We're not going to do that. That didn't go over well. But he's, he made a reservation. He planned my, like, just very last minute, but like, to getting a bunch of my friends together in Dolores Park, which is mellow, like picnic, bring your friend, bring your dogs, whatever.

Yeah. And I don't know what, if he's getting me a present or anything. Oh, a present. I, but it's, When we love presents, everybody. But he's being very like, I want to do this for your birthday, when you do this for your birthday, and I haven't had a guy, because I'm not a huge birthday person.

I don't like to make it happen. He's gonna be really disappointed when he goes to his birthday. Well, he already had his birthday, and I didn't have a job. They need to do anything. Uh, it was okay. His ex-girlfriend did a dinner for him. And she cooked. Wow. Well, I'm not going to cook.

I've never cooked anything in my life. Why try? But I don't. Why try? But I don't have expectations. And I just think he's already been very, very sweet about everything. So I'm excited. It'll be fun.

And then what else am I going to do? I want to work a little, whatever, go out friends. And you hear a big concert. Yeah, I have a giant concert. Who's that line? Who's the big people? We have Jane's Addiction, Silverstone Pickups, garbage for the first time. I like Silverstone Pickups, Silverstone Pickups.

Silverstone Pickups. Yeah, whatever. And then making a famous fun group love. It's like over 40 people. Oh wow, fun. It's gonna be really, really fun. I wish you were gonna be there. I wish it wasn't me there too, but it's my birthday. I can't do it.

But hopefully I'll have sex with my birthday and try out some sex toys. Because I told them that I have them all charging. I felt bad though because my landlord was coming out within a praise or yesterday to look at my apartment and I had like seriously every outlet taken by a sex store being charged. So I had to like quickly put them all away, but hopefully we'll test them out. And I'll report back on Monday. Good. Good.

Well, I've got a little bit of sex in the news for ya. And the news is. And the news is very exciting. Dr. Ruth. Yeah. She's in the news. She's a thousand years old. A thousand years old.

Yeah, she's a thousand years old. She is a sex therapist, as we all know, launches wine to a rouse. She launched a wine. Dude, everyone's getting into alcohol, they know, that's what it means. She says, she launched a line of low alcohol wines to help relax and arouse couples. Her idea is that just the right amount of alcohol

will awaken your senses and arouse you, the 83 year old Holocaust survivor told the New York Post, I'm always saying some couples should drink to relax but not too much. If the woman drinks too much, she falls asleep and if the man drinks too much, she can't perform. It's the same problem for gay couples.

So with wine, she's saying relax. But don't drink too much. If sex follows, it doesn't matter. It's about finding and communicating with a sick and a fine other. And you'll appreciate this, the price is only $7,99 to $9.99 a bottle. Wow.

It's not your two book chalk. Look at you, Dr. Ruth. I know, look at her. She's like, I made it for the people. She's making wine for the people. Because she thinks it up, and it is true that a glass does help relax you, but you shouldn't get wasted.

Try gonna put in Costco and make a ton of money. Yeah, I hope she does. I hope she does. I hope she does. Dude, you know how much money Costco makes a year off alcohol? Just, it's over 500 million. Wow. But they make over 750 million just off toilet paper. Are you serious?

That's insane. I have friends who are big drinkers, like most of my friends. And they go to Costco, like, you know, once a month and you can stock up for the month. Dude, you can get amazing deals like giant bottles of like gray goose and stuff like that for 40 bucks. I know. You're almost out of costume and club like $700. Yeah, crazy.

I love Costco, but I hate Costco. I don't like going there. Why? Just makes me tensile, huge carts and all the people and cement, big sand box. I love it. Samples everywhere. Yeah, I don't want shrimp fish. tens of huge carts and all the people and cement. Big sand box. I love it. Samples everywhere.

Yeah, I don't want shrimp fish. I don't need 100 rolls to be right. My apartment is too small to put them in. So I don't need that much stuff. I actually bought 30 rolls of toilet paper at last time I was there for the oxygen. Are they all over your apartment? No, I put them in a little cabinet.

My apartment is like, my apartment is half the size of your apartment. And you fit 30 rolls. Yeah. Okay, well, I think you're, I have too many clothes. I think your living room of your apartment could be just a little bit smaller

of the size of my apartment. My apartment is that small. Wow. But I live, you know, in a really nice area. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. So if you use a little go-and-gate bridge. I gotta pay, I gotta pay a ton of money for a box

But I don't need that much that's how we live I don't need that much too although I do need it one-on-walk and closet I had a three-bedroom townhouse to myself and it was a waste right oh when you lived out in the out Yeah, yeah, and then I started just having a bunch of people move in but then I was just like I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you for moving to the real city. Yeah, yeah To the downtown I live downtown before though. I lived right on the water in Barking Darrow. For a long time, in a 1.4 million, not the brag, 1.4 million dollar condo,

you probably would have loved it. How'd you do that? Because one of my bosses on it. Oh my God, that's awesome. Yeah, that's really cool. That's really cool. Okay, next news story, people are more open-minded about open relationships.

Really? And the study said, Americans' attitudes about sex so it makes up cheating and betrayal have certainly changed from the days when TV programs were forbidden to show married couples sleeping in the same bed. Do you remember that?

When they couldn't show couples like I love Lucy. Do you ever watch those reruns? They were forbidden from doing that. They couldn't show the couples in the same bed. There were always two beds, like the old sitcoms and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. So I had to start, that's how show the couples in the same bed. There were always two beds, like the old sitcoms and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. So I had to start, that's how it was back in the day. I didn't think that was because of television.

No, no, no, that was television. They'd couple slept in the same bed. Okay, so 97% of respondents felt that watching pornography online does not constitute cheating, which is good to hear because it doesn't constitute cheating because there's nothing wrong with your guy watching porn There's nothing wrong with guys watching porn. It doesn't mean he doesn't love you It doesn't mean that he wishes that you had blonde hair and bigger boobs and maybe he does But it doesn't mean any of that stuff. It porn is totally natural habit

For that matter just under 5% think someone using a blow-up dial for sex when they're involved with another person is being unfaithful So that says that go ahead and bang away, go to pound town with your blow up dial, no one thinks that's cheating. Meanwhile though, one in seven states, okay, if their best friend was sleeping with a married man or woman, all those six and 10 would not tell their partner about having sex with a hotel bartender. Oh my God. 31% this is crazy, crazy.

31% believe that cheating on a significant other is okay sometimes. 31%, yep. And as for the subject of monogamy, two thirds of the respondents believe people were not born to be with just one person. Close to 8 and 10 would be an open to a threesome. We know that.

Number one fantasy threesome. We know that. Number one fantasy thresomes. I got, of course. I, I, on my reality show get offered three thresomes. I don't know how that happens. It was very funny. Okay, so that's study and people are being more open and 31% believe that cheating is okay sometimes. So what is this saying about our culture?

Are people just, is monogamy dying? Oh, you're just, you're hoping it does. I don't know if it dies. I just hope that people open their eyes. Oh, it's dead, everybody. You're just like, you're just trying to sorrow out there. I hope that people open their eyes to other ways of having relationships that you can date someone and sleep with them, but you don't have to automatically become monogamous

if you're not ready or you still want to sleep around, just have safe sex, which we're going to talk about a little bit today. Here's something that I read from one of my favorite Twitter handles. It's what the F facts. Okay. If a marry man is having sex with a woman, other than his wife, his chances of dying

during intercourse increase four times. Wow, because he's nervous too. Anxiety, anxiety is the biggest killer of sex, but it's going to kill you too, because you're so stressed that you're going to get caught. I know. So don't cheat. If you wanna cheat, break up with your partner. Or tell him that you wanna be with someone else.

This is what I still, I wish was still around. Also, I was reading off the same Twitter. It was in ancient Rome, the punishment for rape would be if the fenders' testicles would be smashed with giant stones. Oh my God, I'm not. Fuck yeah, man. Good. Cheaters be smashed with giant stones. Oh my God. Yeah, man. Good.

Cheaters? No, rapists. Oh, rapists. Good. I was thinking about cheating still. I fully endorsed that. I wish it was still around. Rapists, no.

Lock them up. Crushed. Lock them up. Crushed. Dude, if I knew, if I rape somebody and my nuts, we're gonna get crushed by giant rocks, believe me, I would think twice about it. Okay.

That's true. The percentage of rape would probably go down. It would go down. We would never implement that in this America. I know, because we're a bunch of pussy, that's why. I know. Okay. Only 10% of us have an extremely satisfying sex life, says a survey.

What? It's probably a bunch of women, but only 10% of people interviewed for this study, it was in Canada, and part of the U.S., I think, only 10% like the sex life. Get it out. Only 10% like the sex life. Yes. What? Yeah, they found that 31% of women surveyed in Canada were enjoying orgasms during sex compared

with 84% of men, which is pretty, which is why? You know why? Because they're in Canada were enjoying orgasms during sex compared with 84% of men, which is pretty, which is more. You know why? Because they're on Canada. No, nothing against Canada. It's a little boring. Great, great country, Canadian, beautiful scenery, but yeah, maybe just a little bit more.

I always thought the people from Canada were interesting, but I mean, a little boring. Really? No, no, no, a little boring. But, you know, they make that the drinking age, I think 18. Eighth day,angs, you go to Canada to drink. Yeah. It's growing up because I lived on the border in Michigan.

And that's probably just maybe liven things up a little bit over there. Yeah, because they're all kind of boring. Well, it's true, but the thing about this study is that 31% of women surveyed, they, or during orgasms, that makes sense because as I tell you, as I've told you, and as you must remember, only 30% of women can actually have orgasms during intercourse. So it doesn't make sense. A 31% say they have orgasms at our side of the slide because 70% of women cannot and

will not have an orgasm with your penis inside the vagina unless they have clitoral stimulation or other stimulation, or unless you go down or fur or so do other things. 70% of women, so you better just get your clitoral stimulation on everyone. Canada, Canadian women make do with mediocre sex lives. That's the heartening conclusion of the new survey, it was 29,000 people in 36 countries.

So it says it's there, okay, what else it says is 66% claimed satisfaction in the bedroom though. 78% insisted their lovers were capable of delivering pleasure and 65% said a good sex life made them a better wife, husband, partner, whatever. This 20% of Canadians hoped for sexual experiences with more than one person simultaneously. Three sums, everyone wants a guy named Three Sum.

That's the number one fantasy. Yes. But ultimately, only 10% of adults around the world, around the friggin' world were extremely satisfied with the quality of the nookie in their lives. Here we go, just promote sex toys and not saying, promote pornography, promote like dressing up, making it special.

I learned more about your partner. Just get a device and fix it. The device is help. I mean, I told you we saw that movie, Hestaria, which I think is in theaters now. I saw a sneak preview last week about the invention of the first vibrator and it's pretty amazing, you know, what the vibrator does.

And it saves me. I don't see why any guy would be threatened by it because it makes your life so much easier. It cuts down the time. Women can have orgasms in like five minutes, supposed like 25 minutes. Say as everyone, think about the stuff you could be doing without that extra time. I know. Sleeping. My favorite.

And eating Taco Bell. Taco Bell emailed me the other day, almost had a warrant. No, they didn't. Yeah. Finally, but double. They're just letting me know about some other thing. They're not your other mailing list. Yeah.

Oh my God. Man, this is trying to bring back the four double-decker triple alarm taco. Is that right? No. It's the four alarm double-decker taco. Close. What else? Just continue to 1997. Okay.

I wanna bring it back. If you put all this energy into like world peace or something, you have to get in the taco back. No, why? It's gonna be a much better country. All I care about is peace in my neighborhood. I don't care about peace around the world. You don't?

Huh? You don't? Why do I care? I mean, when you like world peace, I'm gonna be peace in your neighborhood. Okay. What have you done for your neighborhood lately? Um, not being a-hole and dumb trash in the street.

Let me tell you some about peace around the world. Great. I don't want other countries fighting with each other. That's not good. But I don't want my country's resources paying to fix other people's problems. That's really the world works though. I don't like it. I don't like it.

There's a lot of problems here in our own country that we need to fix. I'm sorry. That's really the world works though. I don't like it. I don't like it. There's a lot of problems here in our own country that we need to fix. I'm sorry. Right. I agree with you. But I think that that's I know you got to is F up. Okay. I know it sucks. It is F up. But do you know what? There's a lot of people I can walk right outside the street here in America. I know we'll be helping our people more. There's lots of homeless people like right outside our door. Yeah. You know what? And all these FN hipsters that live here that wanna go somewhere else that help people,

there's a bunch of FN people here. I know. Right outside your door, you can help. It's so true. Americans, there's lots of stuff. Okay. American's, okay, Madison's true. Madison's, I know that's not sexy, but she is.

No, but it's true. And I hope people feel the same way. The people feel the same way in their own country too. I just think you can do that. Right, right, right. Like let's protect our country, but we I hope people feel the same way the people feel the same way their own country too right right like let's protect our country But but we always you know we try to have the we try to help the one and I don't and I don't claim any political party by the way No, I don't Democrat. No, I'm a independent. I mean I can go either way when it comes to Oh When you go the way when it comes to sex. No, I don't know. Oh, did you see the thing, Mitt Romney?

No, no. Oh my God. You know that I don't know the new, I don't know where I am. I don't know where I am. You used to work in politics. What happened? How did you not know this?

What happened? He released an app for his campaign. And the app is, it's actually kind of cool app. I'll give him props for it. It's where you can take photos, like Instagram, whatever, but you're able to watermark the photos and say, oh, I'm for a better America, you know, whatever thing. But the only problem is America was spelled wrong.

Shut up. America was, did they pull the app? Yes. That is. Well, they updated it, but dude, it was too late. Oh my god. It's some in turn dude. That's so dumb America is fell wrong. He probably spent money not in America on the app because you can probably you can get a Developer from India like for 80% less than you would pay someone a droid app from Ikegal Yeah, probably in India you can get it for like five bucks. I need someone to do it.

So they probably had it from somewhere else. And it was, America was, how do you not prove for my merch or something like that? Oh my god, that's so bad. Immersha. And then people were like making fun of it. And they're like, oh, I hope Obama has this birth certificate in a merch show.

That's really funny. When did that was in the news today? Yeah, it's been all over the news for the past 24 hours. I've been busy. I've been super busy planning for my birthday. And prepping for the show. I'm reading about sex. Careier pigeon, it's all over.

Well, I am here to deliver sex information. That is my purpose on the planet. And I'm sorry, I didn't read this. Well, I was going to bring something else up, this related. Then I'm sorry I didn't read this. Well, I was gonna bring something else, this related, then I'll drive it back to sex. It was, you know, you love writers, right? Yeah. I always do.

So you don't think, you don't, people that I can't spell or bad spellers, you don't think it's sexy. Not really, no. But I know you're not a good speller. I'm an awful speller. Right. But that's, that's,

that's, that's good. That's what you need to say some for. I'm not a good speller. I'm an awful speller. Right. I have my assistant write all my emails for me. That's good, that's what you need to say some for. I'm a really good speller. That's one of my things. I'm not, I don't know many. But I'm with math, I'm a math guy. Oh, I know. I can crush number of crunch numbers like crazy.

That's amazing, that's a good skill. That's hot, that's hot. See, that trumps your spelling, that's fine. Just don't write me any emails with errors and it or anything. And then I would totally turn it off. So speaking of turn off, nice guys turn women off a sex study show. Of course, because all you women,

oh, you didn't want the bad boy. And then you know what, you have an F-the-life. And you have. That's not true. You have, you know, you have to support a child by yourself because your bad boy, boyfriend who you thought was super sexy is in jail. So, you know what, go have the bad boys,

you want all day long. But this doesn't mean this is not about you know what, go have the bad boys, you want all day long. I don't give an F in all laugh at you. It's not all about the bad boys, it does mention the bad boys. Okay. So here's the deal, who turns women on if it's not the nice guys? So it says lose the smile for guys eager to attract a mate

that might be a killer strategy. According to a surprising new study, it showed that women find swaggering, brooding, bad boys. Swagger. A lot more attractive than nice guys. But it doesn't mean that you have to actually be a bad guy, a bad boy, but there's some things you can do. The study revealed dramatic differences in the way men and women rank the sexual attractiveness of potential mates. Smiling is often considered essential when trying to make a good impression.

The studies show that men and women respond very differently though to the display of emotions. So what they said is that the girls, the studies show the girls who preferred the guys who looked proud are moody and ashamed. The guys were mostly sexually attracted to women who looked happy and least attracted to women who looked happy and least attracted to those who appeared proud and confident. You think that's true? You'd rather see happy than proud and confident, woman. Yeah, because, and it's a double, I'll tell you this right now, it is a total double standard

when there's a confident woman in the world, even in the workplace, because the confident woman comes off as like kind of a bitch. And guys, we still have double standard. They're not attracted to that. And I'll give you that as a double standard. Okay. Thank you. So that's why we don't really find it attractive. Like, oh, you just want to go smiling coily at you.

Oh, I don't want to deal with some. Do my dishes. I don't think I'm my socks off the floor. I don't want to deal with some shagas. Can be a bitch, you know? I think it's a wrap. And it's it sucks because it is a total double standard. And I'll give want to deal with some shagas. It's gonna be a bitch, you know? I think it's more crap. And it sucks because it is a total double standard. And I'll give that to women.

On the other hand, men, just try this out. Try this out in your life. You're gonna have to tell them to ignore the hot chick. Oh, no, no, yeah, ignore the hot chick always. But try this out for a week. Just be a total dick. I mean, don't hurt anybody's feelings or do anything bad, but just be an A-hole

and watch how women and kids block you. You're gonna be like, men and women are from different planets because if a guy was an A-hole to me, I would turn the other way. That's cool, but it's in numbers. I know there's a lot of women out. Eventually one woman's gonna come run, you know?

Yeah, it's the numbers game. But there's a lot of women who have messed up relationships with their fathers or they're used to being treated like that so they're attracted to the assholes. I personally, if you guys are jerks, I mean that's the last chance. And they usually forget them bad too. No, the guys who are the jerks,

if they're a jerk to me, it's over. If they have an F-up life, they are amazing. No, I know. That's not true. Okay, so that just says that if you're picking up a girl, maybe you want to be more brooding and not as smiley. That's all that's the point of my story. And girls might want to smile more and not seem proud and confident, but I think that's

bullcrap, so I think you should still be yourself. No matter what it is, you will find the right person. We're all, but you're born alone and you die alone. But hopefully along the way you'll find someone nice. I hope you don't die alone, Emily. You think I'm gonna die alone? I don't know, man, you're trying to be a player for life, man. I'm not gonna play a full life, just because I won't change my Facebook status.

That's definitely, you know, I'll catch up with you one day. Well, we'll see what happens. We'll see. Okay, so four see what happens. We'll see. Okay. So, four bizarre things that kill your erection. Okay. Men who take erectile dysfunction drugs merely for fun may damage their sex lives. Have you ever taken like via or anything for fun?

Yeah. Remember I short the story much at times. Yeah. Okay. Good. Then we don't need to talk about it. Okay, so it says that 12th of 1200 college men who popped drugs out prescription, the more drugs they consume, the lower they reported their sexual satisfaction. But that's not the only thing that can cause you go from noon to six in a matter of minutes, noon to six, your penis. Yes. Did you get that? Check out the four things again in way of your erection. So if you're a guy you're listening,

you've got some erection challenges, here's some things that might be. Distraction and pressure. Performance anxiety can prevent you from becoming a wrapped. That's, we all know about that. A lot of times when you can't become a wrapped, it's because you are anxious. Subjects were hooked up to a device

that monitored gender activity and were reminded throughout the film over an intercom that most men get at least a 60% of erection in response to the films. So anyway, if they were feeling like they weren't performing well, they were more anxious, they didn't get erection. Okay, your skin is too dry. Guys with eczema, the allergic skin condition

that involves scaling itchy ratches, they think that though these men, 60% higher risk of having ED. You got eczema erectile dysfunction. Okay, this is another thing that might drop your erection. Tears are an instant turnoff. Being exposed to sat emotions and female tears actually decreases your arousal and reduces your level of testosterone. So if she's crying, comes over, she's crying and upset about her day or about you guys

don't want to. I mean, I don't want to hear complaining. Yeah, that's an instant vulnerable killer. But if girls crying, does that turn you off? Does that make you not want to go to downtown? No, I'm just like, ah, just, you know, we'll get you to shut up in a second and then we'll make out and have sex. Well, apparently, good to hear.

But if you're complaining about how a bunch of life sucks, that is totally a turn off for me. It's not attractive, I agree. And then the last thing is jealousy is getting the best of you. Perhaps your girlfriend's getting too close with your boyfriend's, your erection pays the price. When researchers ask 3,000 dudes to estimate how much they're significant

other talk with their buddies, a quarter said that they talked to their friends more than they did. So the guys were 92% more likely to report trouble getting erection in those times than those girls that they weren't jealous of. So jealousy, if you're jealous at all about anything, you're not going to get erection. So that's our sex news for you today. That's a lot of sex news. For real. For real, man. But men worry a lot about erections, and I am telling you, a lot of it is anxiety. You're anxious, you're worried, you're in your head, and that's why your penis is not hard. So you relax, calm down, have a glass of Dr. Ruth's wine or whatever it is.

How many times have you run into an erection problem when dealing with a man? That's a great question. Not, you know, shooting your load early because that happened, I know that happened in your life, but the erection couldn't be. Would they couldn't get hard? I'd say maybe twice. Really?

Yeah, not a ton, not a ton, but I'd say, because I'm so hot, no, just kidding, it can happen in whatever, but I think maybe two or three times it's happened and it's so not a big deal. So if you're a guy fighting over it and you're worried that she's never gonna be with you again I don't think that women make the decision based on once not if it happens for a month in a row She might but one time you can't get it up. You're not that hard. I don't take it personally It happens. I can't always have orgasms

What else what can't get hard can't have an orgasm. I'm not upset. How many times have you been, has it happened to you? Rectile dysfunction, maybe I think it maybe once. I think there was maybe one time. Just one time, okay, well it's coming. One time. Probably drank too much. No, again, it doesn't affect me. Oh, what happened?

You just couldn't do it. You weren't attracted trackiturer. I think I just maybe... She heard vagina was too hairy. Maybe I was just tired by the end of the day. I think it was like really, really early in the morning after I bit out all day long. Yeah, you were my tire-relicious stress. That's not the one.

Okay, we've got some emails from the people. Everyone, you can email us your sex questions, your relationship questions. We will answer them here and give you good advice, at least I will. And you can email me feedback at sexwithemily.com. Hi, Emily, it's good to hear that I'm not a sex addict. Although, this is a follow-up email from someone who was earlier. Although my sex drive is high,

I do know how to change down a couple of gears. Thanks for reading my email on your show, and I hope you can help me again. The future Brad from Victoria, Australia. He was worried that he was a sex addict and we did a show I think on sex addiction recently. Having a high sex drive, masturbating every day, watching porn does not make you a sex addict.

It makes you a sex addict. If it is destroying your relationship, your job, your health, there's other problems. But most guys are not sex addicts who think they're sex addicts. I mean, if you masturbate every day, you're not a sex addict. If you watch porn every day, and those are the things that people worry about. You're a sex addict again,

you've won a fixed your life. When it wreaks havoc on your life, when you're like, you lose partners, you don't go to work, you're getting sick, you can't leave the house because all you wanna do is masturbate, then you've got a problem. Okay, Hamley, I just heard the show

for the first time while it worked today. I love it, by the way. I heard you read an email about a 23 year old having trouble getting it up. I am the same age and had a similar issue recently. I've been with my girl for five amazing years and out of nowhere for three straight days, it just didn't want to stay up.

I'm a stress case. I work a lot, I smoke, I drink, and don't eat the best, but I knew there was more to it than psychological and nutritional problems. Then my girlfriend came up with a great idea to give you a massage, a really deep and long massage to relax me. Suddenly, I became rock hard and haven't had the problem since. It makes perfect sense, because stress along with all the other factors,

mess your muscles and bloodthrow. Bloodthrow. Regardless of what caused it, I know it fixed it. It was literally the simplest solution, and I know I'm not the only one. Thanks for the kick-ass show. Oh, and my girl is the best. Just had to throw that in.

See ya. Jay from Rancho Cucu Munga, California. Oh, talking about Rancho Cucamonga earlier. You are. So this is a great thing. This is a great thing because one of the big factors, we're just saying for men who can't get it up is anxiety and stress around work and health.

So this guy drinks, smokes, and he's stressed and anxious. But if you can relax your body by getting, that is a great for-play tip to give your partner a deep massage, it relaxes you. And then the stress leaves your body. But like having someone else's hands do it, like your lover pressing on your and releasing,

like it actually, you are literally like, by doing a deep tissue massage, you are releasing all that stress. So I think that's a beautiful story. And I'm happy that happened. You can also use a massage candle, which I lately have been using the Jimmy Jane massage candle, which smells amazing, and it turns,

it burns cooler than most candles. It's not as hot, and you can pour the wax on your partner's body, and it turns into this most amazing smelling massage lotion, and you rub it over your partner and give them a massage. I think it's a great idea. My fiancee are doing long distance and she's still in school. I have it.

It issues with my premature, everyone's getting premature. Everyone's getting excited. I have an, I've had issues with premature ejaculation when we live in the same city. Now that she's away and we don't have sex as often, I feel like it's gotten worse. I can normally last a few minutes, but one less longer. I normally bring her to orgasm orally before engaging in sex. Any help would be appreciated, sign Mike.

First of all, the first thing you should do is try on your own masturbating without going past the point of no return. So masturbate to the point where you're about to have an orgasm and you don't. This will help you notice when you're actually having sex, you'll learn to notice that feeling of about to orgasm and you can pull back. You can also do your keggal exercises. They are not just for women. Keggal exercises, those pee stopping muscles, you just contract

and release them, tense, relax, tense, relax, do it for five minutes a day, can help you with that. I have an app for that. It's called Kegel Camp, you can buy it in the iTunes store. And also avoid those positions that make you easily ejaculate. So if you always ejaculate from behind, when you're doing it from behind, don't do that position.

Perhaps a woman on top would work better for you because a lot of men last longer when women's on top. Right? Uh, yes. That would be totally correct. At least with me. Right. I think that's common. So try for you. Those things is a great book called the Malthyrogasmic Man that I always recommend for men with human geragellation, but it could just be something that's going on with you. Like, the, our last writer, uh, emailer said it just, uh, he would kind of talked about this before,

but what is the position for you? What is the number one? That I'm able to orgasm? Yeah. Usually on top. You are on top? I'm on top. And that's common for a lot of women.

Because when women's on top, she's in control, she can move, she can, but I need clitoral stimulation. Like from hands or from whatever, I need that. Thanks for asking. What would you say in your experience with the three women you've slept with? Where did they need the two and a half women? Two and a half women you slept with. Where would you say is on top or bottom? I myself on top, but any other position I can go.

But what about the women orgasming? Are they usually on top or bottom? See, this is the problem. It's usually me on top When they orgasm and that's a problem because that's really because I orgasm It's more common for not that it matters, but it is more common that women orgasm on top. I know I'm like dude. I was like just get I mean I just get on top. I can go forever just orgasm already Jesus Right, right. Jesus. H get on top, but she can forever to this orgasm already. Jesus. Right. Right. Jesus. Get on top, but she can't do it.

No, they needed it either or from behind. From behind is a nice one. Yeah. That's a good one for a lot of men can orgasm easily that way. And women, if you touch or clitoris while you're doing it, because otherwise you're not necessarily or you can hear a Jesus about that. Why?

Emily, do your Emily. First, Stitcher is great, but having you and men is together there is even better. What? What? Stitcher is great, but having you and men as together there is even better. What? What? Stitcher is where we record our show, and it's an app that you can download for your smartphone and listen to podcasts.

Okay, second, as you once said, it's free. It's free. As you once said, flirting is fun. I have worked with a woman for the past three plus years, and we've become good friends. I really enjoy her a lot, and we connect via text and phone outside of work as well.

She's 20 years younger, and one of those women that fit the phrase, if I were single and much younger. What a question, she is hot. I'm happily married, and she's not married, but living with a long time boyfriend. In the past few months, she's been entering my personal space much more and noticeably

just a lot of touching though nothing inappropriate a male colleague notices probably jealous and said that I was safe to flirt with that that I was safe at my age to flirt with was she messing with me or just having some fun why do women use their suggestive powers to mess with guys so you know we can't read where guys we can read the situation, we don't know what's going on. Right. But she's 20 years younger.

I doubt that, I mean, if she's flirting with you, she might be messing with you, meaning that she doesn't necessarily want to sex with you because you're married. Maybe you seem safe to her because you're married. But maybe she finds you attractive. I don't know. I would need more information, but I don't know. I'm sure some women just mess with guys because it's for their own ego, but I would say she probably finds you a little attractive there, Dean.

And you should just, you know, don't do anything though inappropriate because you're married. But the jealous guy in the office said that, you know, made him feel bad about it. You're married, don't you? You're married. Yeah, you're married, don't flirt. That's all I gotta say. I mean, don't, you can flirt, but don't have sex. Yeah, don't do it.

You're gonna destroy your life, man. And then you're gonna end up having to pay your wife money for the rest of your life. Exactly. It's not worth the vagina, dude. Okay, and we've got some safe sex to get into, but there's something here that I wanted to talk about that has made that I've been meaning to bring up in our phone. And that is?

The result is in the world's top five dog breeds for attracting the girl or guy of your dreams since we talk about dogs a lot. All right. Alright. The top five breeds that made women more attractive. Beagles, they're cute, poodles, chihuahas, labrador retrievers, and golden retrievers. So these are the chick, like a single woman had. If a chick has a dog, she's going to get laid. A poodle? Yeah.

I don't find any chick attractive that has a dog. I don't find, I know. I find dog. I don't find, I know. Menace's a dog. No, I love dogs. He just doesn't like chicks with dogs. I don't like chicks with dogs. I don't, I don't wanna be around a dog 24-7. It is, it's like having a child.

It is. But messier. I know, I have it. It's how. And I'm bomb that my dog is not in there because my dog at which is Jack Russell does not make me more attractive But the top five breeds that made men more attractive French bulldogs Siberian

Labrador retrievers golden retrievers and German shepherds I just want to bring that up. I haven't had my dog in a week and a half because he's with the baby daddy Mm-hmm, and it's been half it. Yeah. I've been in half it. I've worked time. Can I say I told you, Shlowe? It was a mistake. Can you say that I was right? She'd be dead now.

She's a rescue dog. She'd be dead in Mississippi and I rescued her. So I feel good about that. Rescue her, bringing her, giving to somebody else. Okay. Was I right? What would you say, don't get the dog? I said, don't get the dog? I said don't get the dog.

I don't think you were right. It's been a year or most. What? I just didn't know right. You just said it's hell. It is hell. It's the hardest thing. Yeah, I said it's not for you.

She has so much freaking energy. She's a Jack Russell. She's not running around. She used to be outside all the time. She's been a farmer. I can't say it. It's not for me. It is not for me, but I'm not giving her up because now I fell in love.

She's so cute. If you guys search me on Instagram, white minutes, I have dogs that post on there all the time. They're king Charles, Spaniards, whatever. You got to, if you, if you end up getting a dog, get that dog. They are the cutest dogs ever and they stay looking like puppies. They're tired. I know. I think I messed up. I got to rescue whatever. Whatever. That's why I thought I'd be that.

And I'm my dog. It's throwing the dumpster. I'm just kidding. I'm not gonna throw in the dumpster. People do that. I'm kidding, don't do that. Please give it away to your baby daddy. Whatever.

He's like, do you mind if I keep her for a few more days? I'm like, dude, take her. Okay, let's move into some safe sex stats. Okay. And say safe sex information because I know this is on your mind. A lot of people were more promiscuous people aren't committing. They're having several several sexual partners at once in the US 50% of pregnancies in women under 34 years are neither planned nor intended 50% more than 80% of pregnant teens had no desire to be a pregnant and

Believe it or not the what's Watson and Blue Moon having sex group sex has a great share of the unwanted pregnancies in America. If you have sex sporadically, rather than regularly, you're at a high risk of getting pregnant. So if you're just sleeping around like menacea, you have a better risk of getting some impregnate. Birth control.

Less than one out of 100 women will get pregnant if they always take the pill each day. However, nine out of 100 women will get pregnant if they always take the pill each day. However, nine out of 100 women will get pregnant if they don't take the pills directed. So if you miss one day, if you're dating a chick and she's like, oh, I forgot to take a pill today, put a condom on because it's not safe anymore. Did you know that?

One day? You guys saw. Yes, I know. And it's hard to remember, you know? It is hard to remember. I know and it's hard to remember you know what is hard to remember um the pill there's 50 kinds of birth control pills and most are a combination of estrogen and Prodigy what about they say though you can only get pregnant on one day of the mother true people get pregnant during their period I mean there are there is the ovulation phase where there it is 10 days after you actually start having your period 10 days afteration, 10 to 12 days after menstruation,

women are more likely to get pregnant during that time. But it's not the only time you get pregnant. Spurm can stay inside you for a few more days. Basic stuff happens, people get pregnant all the time and don't have any type of sperm inside me any time soon. But we have sperm inside of us, and they can crawl into the egg and wait there. Just chill.

The alpha move and then get your pregnant. The pill and the sex drive, this is kind of a bummer, but it's all pills that play with your sex drive. It would be extremely difficult to find a woman whose sex drive increases after being on birth control. That's because the pill reduces free testosterone in the body, and it reduces sex drive and can clear up acne. So the impact of the pill,

the impact of the pill in a range from nothing at all to so severe, she doesn't even want to be touched. For low libido in women, there's lots of things you can do. You should get checked out by your doctor. You could also try hot rocks. We talk about hot rocks on the show, R-A-W-K-S.

It's a natural fidesA-D-G-A-C that helps balance hormones by producing the right amount of testosterone for women. I've been taking it for two months now, and I definitely feel a difference. If you go to their website, it's a 30-day money-back guarantee if you've been thinking about taking a libido and hands and supplement because they're friggin' everywhere right now,

I'm gonna tell you the hot rocks is like the best. So you gotta check it out. Have you ever been with a cheque who had to use the morning after pill? No. Because the condom broke or something? No. So that's a pill that you can take up to five days

after unprotected sex and decreases your chances of getting pregnant by 75%. I think- How does it call it morning breakfast? Morning breakfast, why? I won't go into the whole joke. You guys can just Google it. Okay, Tony. Is he still on you still watch that show? Oh, yeah, he's huge. He just released a new season. Oh, wow dude that guy's dude. I'm on it the biggest I had to erase all that stuff you put on my DVR like watch TMZ because it filled up

Yeah, cuz you don't watch any of it at a time Okay, so condoms well birth control is very at a time. Okay. So condoms, while birth control is very effective against pregnancy, it does not protect against STIs. So STIs is sexually transmitted infections. They're like STDs, but now the terminology people say is STIs. So they're most common STIs you can get now, chlamydia, on a huge rise right now. The clap. The chlamydia. Most frequent symptoms are pain during sex

and discharge from the penis or vagina. Oh no. Yeah. Oh no, are you discharging now? No, no. Gonorrhea. It's bacteria left in me. I heard it's like peeing, I heard it's like peeing razors.

Symptoms of gonorrhea include burning while urinating and in men, white, yellow or green discharge from the penis. Yeah, but many people don't have symptoms. And if you're one of those people who think that oral sex is safe, you should know that gonorrhea can also infect the grow. I know, I mean, it's safe sex advocates and professionals

and myself included. I should tell you right now that you should use a condom when a woman goes down on you. What?, I mean that's that's like extreme safe sex But you can catch all kinds of things from oral sex and I don't want to bum you out and you can use a dental dam on a woman You know what a dental dam is right looks like you're in the rap and you put it over the vagina When you're going down on her syphilis it's transmitted by direct contact with syphilis sores, which can appear on the external genitals

and the mouth as well as the vagina and rectum. They can appear on areas not covered by a condom. So be careful, these condoms. We're gonna get into the best condoms in a minute. The five best condoms. Because don't you not know what kind of condoms to buy sometimes? No, you always know what you get the cheap ones what? Yeah, the cheapies. No, I usually go with Trojan or I mean,

Derrick says my second. Right. Those are great. But other than that, I don't really know any other braids. I was lifestyles. Well, I gave you a bunch of lifestyles, but you can't even wear. Crabbs and pubic lice. Form of lice that live on the hair in the general area on occasion, other coarse-haired body, coarse-haired areas of the body, such as the armpits, or the armpits, or the eyebrows. They're usually spread by sexual contact, and they, but they can also be transmitted

by infested linens and clothing. Damn it. Wow. Those dunginess. And the rumor that you've to shave off your pubic hair if you get infected, it's not true. Yeah, you need like, don't you get like a special comb to brush them out or something like that?

I know, you probably have to put something like light. Like, did you ever get light screwing up? No. I'd got it once. You got light? In elementary school. That's dirty. Yes, dirty.

Everyone got it. And our classroom, that's a moment. It was so embarrassing and dirty. Everyone got it. In our classroom. That's a moment I was so embarrassing and all the older kids made fun of our class. It was a really traumatic moment. Who was the dirtiest one that brought the license? Probably some just stuff. You should call a person now. You should call a person now.

I'm fine with my face. But meanwhile, since the, where I'm on this reality TV show that we talked about earlier and now are June 18th on Bravo at 10 o'clock. Every single person I've ever met in my life gone to school with elementary school, high school of all email, and so they've seen the promos, which is kind of weird. But we were talking, yeah, because I haven't talked

to anyone in a year. They're all of us all through Facebook. Yeah, yeah. They were like, oh my God, I saw you on TV. Yeah, exactly. And then all the dudes were like, I had sex with that chick. Exactly. When they see you on TV.

Oh my God. Everyone I've had sex with, all three of them will be just amazed that I am. So just turn your TV on even if you don't want to watch it. So we can get a second season. That's all I'm asking. Yeah. Okay. So here's some of the, so Barbie Davenport, she was on our show a few weeks ago, a few

months ago. She writes the blog after dark LA. She compiled five premium, but still affordable condom brands that make safe sex sexy. So there's the lifestyle skin, polyosprin. So it's polysoprene. Polysoprene, it's hard to word to say. Lifescal skin, you can get these at Adam and Eve.

Adam and Eve.com use coupon code code Emily, you get 50% off. It's a latex alternative and it stretches like the real thing that won't give you that Serran wrap sensation that most other non-latex condoms provide. Do you forget that Serran wrap feeling? No. Okay. Ser Richard condoms, amazing. Have you heard about Ser Richard's company?

You've run it up before, yeah. If you can buy these at GoodVibes.com, coupon code GVMlee15 for 15% off. They use nose permacide, paraben, glycerin, or cassoin in the production process, meaning they're certified vegan-friendly and don't have derivatives that a lot of condoms have. These are Sir Richard's,

but the most notable thing about serichards condoms is their philanthropic approach. They create a buy one, give one program at Let's Shoppers, do their proper, I have exactly like they give, you buy a condom, they give one to people and hate it, you can't get condoms. Oh, it's like Tom Shoes. It's like Tom Shoes, exactly.

Yeah. Just like Tom Shoes. I've seen Tom Shoes lately, they're all sparkly and they have like high heels now. So hopefully, you know. I should buy a pair because I only wear five in shields. Do they make five in shields or high heels? They're like crazy high heel shoes in his phone because I'm like, oh, if I buy these high heels,

some poor kid in Africa will have a nice pair of high heel shoes. Exactly to walk around in the jungle. Because they usually, when they first came out, they only had one style. Now it's just like. Well, they're taken over. It's smart, it's a really smart. It's an expensive though, man. The shoes are yeah I was at a I was at a discount store. I know you would you wouldn't be No, I don't pay retail, but it was it was

$53 still for a pair of tom shoes and a discount shoes Because tom shoes is supposed to be cheap, you know? Oh, is that the deal? And I was like $53 for a pair of Tom Shoes. Seed and Biny. Hell no. Hell's to know. I'm not going to buy a pair.

They look like ninja shoes. Yeah, well they're not that stylish. But that's the same thing. But yeah, so Richard just give condoms. Then there's Billy Boy. These are Germany's number one cotton brand. Billy Boy condoms are hand dipped using what the company calls superior latex. However, it's the variety of sizes and sensations that make Billy Boy great.

So if you're looking for new items, I've never heard of Billy Boy and they like them in Germany and you know those Germans are pretty serious about things. Yeah. The Germans like it. You know, maybe you probably have the special order or you know. No, I think you could buy it elsewhere here. But German, they just happen to tell us that Germans like them. One condoms, that's what they're called.

They're made of sensitics, a de-sensitex, deemed safer, smoother, and clearer form of latex. Because a lot of women and men of latex allergies, so you have to watch out for latex condoms. They come in a slew of textured styles and sizes to fit the widest penile demographic. The legend is for giant penises, zero, the legend brand. I mean the legend type of the one of one condoms, zero condom from one condoms features a 25% thinner condom from Creason Station and a portion of every purchase goes to HIV AIDS prevention and treatment. Oh, it's good. Oh, it companies that you know shared the wealth. I'm gonna do that when I make money. Well, you're gonna make it by greater and have another virus than two poor countries. Exactly. I'll be like

these women in Africa really need to get collateral stimulation if they haven't been generally medilated. Hopefully they haven't. I'm gonna stop general medilation. That's good. I mean, how do you do that, hopefully they haven't. I'm just a general mutilation. That's a good one. That's a good one. I mean, how do you do that? I do not know. I'm skinning when I'm... You have to buy like a pink Emily tank, you know? Yes.

And have a Emily army. Who wants a sex that me t-shirt? On the front, it says sex that me, and on the back, it says, I had sex with Emily and all I got was a t-shirt. Oh, do you know it's funny? I, um, I'm worried. Who wants that t-shirt?

You can buy it. I made it a point to wear it one day So I could show you and but it was cold and I had my hoodie zipped up and I totally forgot I had it on Oh, you forgot when I got home. I was like oh god damn it I want to show you the t-shirt Yeah, but you gave me one that had a spooge stain on it But oh my god, whatever it did not have a spooge stain on it did it had a big yellow stain on it, but it's fine. Oh my God, whatever. It did not have a splooge stain on it. It did. It had a big yellow stain on it. Like, you know, you used it to wipe up

after having sex or something, I don't know. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I used towels. You used towels? But it's annoying. Guys use like underwear and like, I know, grush, don't do that. Just get a towel.

You, it's a really nice thing to do. If you splooge all over your girlfriend after sex, splooge, I'm like picking up the language. Is to take a washcloth once you drop your load, blow your load. Go to the bathroom, take a washcloth and make it warm, hot, run under the hot water, and then go back and wipe her down, wipe it off for stomach or her ass or wherever you did it. Yeah, face. Face. Face. Mostly the face. But it's nice to get a nice hot, compress to have your man.

I've had guys do this. But I already shot hot man chowder on you. Why do you want to even hotter? Oh, man chowder. That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard, man chowder. Man chowder. I've never heard of that.

And I don't ever want to hear it again. I'll never eat chowder again. Man chowder. Oh, stop saying man chowder. That is eat chowder again. Man chowder. Ew, stop saying man chowder. That is the man chowder. Man chowder. Sounds like a Chinese dish, maybe. Man chowder, I'm not sure.

Man is just a man chowder. Man is just a man chowder, ha ha. And then there's, okay, that is so bad. Man chowder. There are a bunch of names for a jacolored. Yeah. A jacolored. We said spooge.

What's the other one, the common one? The CUM. I don't really like saying that. No, that's not true. As a man. What else is there when you're masturbating, it's either... Man juice. Yeah.

Killing ghosts. Hi. Because it goes, they're white. Oh, right, right. Yeah. That's a good show. We should just they're ghosts or white. It's white. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good show. We just have you guys. Hey, if you guys have new ones, just tweet it. What do you call this? Blue. Yeah. email us feedback at sexwithamely.com. Okay. Finally, there's

kimono condoms. These Japanese make condoms have been called the world's thinnest while being reliable. While sizing can be a bit snuggier than most conums, the kimono micro thin conums hold two to their claims you can barely feel it. Because guys, don't you have things like some guys like the thin ones, some guys like the stretcher, you don't care, you're just happy you're getting laid.

Yeah, all right, you know, some guys like, you know, the ultra, can you feel that? The ultra ribbed? No, I gotta be honest with you, I've been using some ultra ribbed ones that we got because we get a bunch sent to us and I got to be honest, I don't feel the ribs. No ribs, that's disappointing. And I like feel it when it's on, like I feel like he puts it on and then I feel his pain

to something, oh, it's a ribbed one and then I never am like, oh, that felt really good and I had six or a thousand. So it does nothing. If someone knows of a good rich condom, ribbed condom that you have used that has like rocked your world, email me, but I don't think that I think it's just for her pleasure, like it doesn't give me any more pleasure. Because you're all about the vibrating ring anyways. I love the vibrating rings.

The vibrating rings are awesome. So one more thing about sexually transmitted infections, they can sometimes appear in the back of people's throats to avoid something like that and we're gonna consider having them wear condom before going down on them. So I gotta, you know, check out the fagine and check out the back of her throat and you know, to search before.

Exactly. But another thing you can do is you could try mask. We've talked about mask, M-A-S-Q-E, from sexualflavors.com. They last 15 minutes and make penises taste like strawberries, mangoes, or chocolate. Oh, that's nice. It's true. A lot of women do not like performing oral socks on men. They just don't like it. And with these strips, they're like listarene strips. You put them on your tongue, they dissolve, and it feels really, and then it tastes like chocolate. You're like, oh, I didn't even know

that I was had a penis in my mouth. I feel like I'm having a chocolate Sunday. Oh, yeah. Oh, how about that? So, that's what we got for you. That's good. That's good, huh? Happy Friday, everyone.

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