Sex With Emily - SWE: Spicy Vanilla Sex

Episode Date: April 20, 2012

Emily celebrate 4/20 by doing a show on vanilla sex and sex on drugs. Emily's dog pees on everything, and when are emoticons okay-- how many smiley faces are too many smiley faces? A sex bucket list for women, how marijuana mixes with sex and what to  do when your girlfriend is a lesbian. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Look into his eyes Then the eyes of a man obsessed by sex Eyes that mark our secret institutions Betruma eyes they call them in a bygone way. Hey, Emily You got a boyfriend because my man E here. He just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute The girls got a hair stand. It's so nice. The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common only? What do you mean like laundry?

It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I'm off here. I'm so, I'm going. Being bad feels pretty good. You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily.

We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between for more information go to sexwithemely.com where you can listen to all of our shows you can actually watch the shows and your sex life will improve that's what happens dramatically dramatically improve because if you listen to our show and we were all about putting better sex in the planet making sure that everyone is better sex I'm just saying you go there you check it out that's what will happen so happy Friday everyone what's going on it's Friday today show is about if you're in a vanilla sex You know vanilla sex is menist people who have sort of mainstream sex. Yeah, they just

Missionary when we're we've got some alternative street we were just want to spice up their sex life And we also have to go out for 20 because today is 420. I know, it's a big holiday here where we're from. We're from, but that is the day that a lot of people smoke marijuana at 420 on 420. And it was initially, they said it was named after the law, the legislation that made it illegal to smoke pot. But really, I heard it was about some group of guys who years ago, every day, met at 420 in smoke pot. But I don't know what it's about. But everyone, I remember when I was in

college, it was a big deal for 20. Yeah, it still is a big deal. So, yeah, happy 420. We're gonna talk about sex and drugs. Good. The goods in the bags. And today shows brought to you by Hot Rocks. Hot Rocks, R-A-W-K-S Hot Rocks and Hot hot rocks.com. It's an organic certified afrodigiat for both men and women. And I've been taking it for about seven weeks now and I feel amazing. It gives you more energy, stronger orgasms. Natural self-generating lubrication helps men too.

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And you love it. How long have you been taking it? I've been taking it for about seven weeks now consistently. Do I seem horny? Oh, extremely horny. Don't I? You humped my leg when you walked in. I did hump your leg. Did you care? Did you mind? I was okay.

Speaking of a humping legs, my dog, not that she humps my leg, but she has in the past, she friggin' is ruining my life right now. What? No. I know you're shocked, but she. How am I shocked?

I'm not kidding. She has got like some kind of bladder infection. We think either that or she hates me, but I came home the other day and she peed on my bed. The middle of my bed. I walked in. I had to get the friggin' comforter dry cleaned.

And... But then the next day came when she peed on the middle of my couch. It's so not funny. I just got my couch fucking professionally clean for 140 bucks. Like I'm pissed. The baby daddy took her a few days. You don't love it. You don't love it. You don't want me to suffer. Not there's I already warned you from the get go before you even got the dog. It's the hardest thing in the world. Not to get the dog.

Like people with children, my hats go off due because I know that's harder. Most people can handle a dog and children. It's been harder for me. To not get the dog. That's what I said. For a month before you got the dog, no, it's gonna be great. Here's the issue is that I can't get rid of her now because I actually love her, but I feel like she's kind of running my life.

Yeah, she's running it. So anyway, and last night, Kelsey and I, my sister, we went to this, it was called Fia Love 3.0, the future of sex and dating and love online, and it was like this big conference at the Fairmont Hotel. And we had a little booth sex with Emily Booth set up and lots of people came by and we're trying to find out about the brand.

And we talked about the Bravo show. And we talked, we gave out little condoms with my picture on it and sex them we logo. Really? Call for a good time. Call for a good time. Yeah, I says call for a good time. Exactly.

If you were like, can we have sex? What you know is everyone's favorite joke. Yeah. And then there was like people who were like telling us their stories and like their sex life. Like Kelsey got like sequestered by a guy who was like, I've never had sex. What should I do?

Wow. It was like a sex with Kelsey moments. I heard it, but I like distance myself. May that could be a line though. No, you could tell he's never had sex. Oh really? Just by look. It's funny because my assistant always goes,

did you have sex with Emily today? It's so funny. See, that's funny. Yeah, she does that all the time. Or did you have sex with Emily yesterday? It's so funny that you know. I know there's such play you can play on the words. And people kept coming up to me with going,

oh, I'd like to try out the demo of sex with them. That's really funny, but it was a good, it was a good, I'm trying to get out there more, do more marketing and more events and stuff. Like we did at Treasure Island, how fun was that booth? Those hilarious. What are you up to this weekend? Not going to go to Besides Not going to go to Chela again. But you know what, it's really one of my most free weekends I've ever had in the past couple of months. Okay. I'm kind of just leaving it open to you what's going to happen. Wow.

I have some friends that are partying down to Santa Cruz. Maybe we'll go down to Santa Cruz. It'll be beautiful here. Yeah. Maybe I'll visit my old hometown. A lot of my buddies won't get together and go to the old bar that we used to hang out at. It sounds fun. Yeah. Maybe do that.

Sarda. Why? I don't know. Sorry. Just because you're from Michigan and you hated it. I don't hate Michigan Yeah, I like where I'm from so I like going there. Okay. That's fine What else are you gonna do what else is new I haven't seen you in a few days?

Nothing really just you know working like crazy. There's a big summer concert that my work is putting on so I will be Working on that for a couple of months. Okay. That sounds fun. It's over like 40 bands. It's amazing. It's here in the Bay Area and at a venue of like 22,000 people. And I help in coordinating it. Yeah. It's should we go? You should totally go. You would have fun. Yeah. I'll get you tickets. See, it's free. And that's the only one you're going to get me tickets to because free, which I don't I do you think I ever pay for I mean, I'm very blessed. I don't want to brag or anything, but I don't pay for tickets for any shows. Yeah, but isn't it a free Concert? No, it's not free. I think you're saying it's free. You know, get me a ticket. And I was like, thanks for nothing. No, it's very expensive. Oh, man, this is going to finally get me a ticket and it's free. No, okay, forget it.

expensive. Ooh, man, this is going to finally get me a ticket and it's free. No. Okay, forget it. I'm trying to think what else. Nothing else. I hope to have sex this weekend. Yeah. You're not going to go wine tasting or something. No, but I am going wine tasting with my mom in a month. Restron opening. No, no restaurant opening, no wine tasting, but I want to go to Dolores Park and just drink on the weekend. Oh yeah. It's's gonna be really beautiful and sunny. Yeah, I'm sure it'll be packed. Packed. Packed and fucked. Yeah, people don't know because we have listeners, we're on XM Radio right now.

Oh, we're on XM Radio. Ooooo. There's a famous park in San Francisco that people just gather and just sit in the park and get wasted and smoke weed. I'm sure today at 420, it was just a cloud of smoke that you can smoking like fog? Exactly, exactly, it must have been crazy.

But we missed that because we're hard workers. Yes. Okay, I've got some sex in the news for us. All right, go for it. You'll like this one because I know that you have theories about women who have piercings and tattoos. Not piercings, it's tattoos. Tetsu's smoking and drinking. Three.

Okay. Okay. So from the University of Concerned Moms, young adults with piercings and tattoos are heavy drinkers. Yes. I know. See? In findings that vindicate parents everywhere who don't like your new friends, a studying

France has suggested that those with tattoos and piercings do indeed drink more alcohol. A study involved nearly 3,000 young adults with an average age of 20 found a strong link between bins drinking and body art. Researchers found that women with both tattoos and piercings consumed twice the amount of alcohol than women who had neither, and men with tattoos and piercings drank 44% more than men who had what does that mean you get drunk and get tattoos. I mean, I know. I mean, my theory doesn't really go with this. I know.

My theory is tramp stamps means she's a tramp. No, no, not that at all. It's if she's heavily tattooed, you're going to sleep with her right away. If she's a drinker, you're going to sleep with her right away. And if she's a smoker, you're going to sleep with her right away. And if she has all three, you might get laid that night. That's all, I'm sorry, it's science. It's been proven.

Right. And girls would be like, oh, I'm not a slut, I have tattoos. Yeah, that's great, but you probably would probably sleep with a guy faster than a girl that didn't have any tattoos. Because immediately- And I'm saying that- I'm saying that you're more fun. Yeah, you're more fun.

I celebrate it. I love it. I never got a tattoo though, but I thought about it, but I was never inspired by any one thing. I never met a girl that has tattoos that is super conservative. It's conservative. And you know, wants to wait till marriage.

Yeah, no, I haven't found that girl either. And most of my friends have tattoos. I'm like the only one Friends are a bunch of horse Yeah, okay, proms now costs an average of 11 hundred dollars Yeah, they cost bank man after a thousand telephone interviews conducted at the end of last month I was found that the average American family with high schoolers is now spending over a thousand dollars on proms this year. The Northeast and the South are especially bad dropping between a thousand and two thousand while Western and Midwestern families much more mildly spending seven fifty and their little princes and princes.

Families in lower income brackets between twenty twenty and twenty nine thousand thousand dollars are spending twice the national average over 2600. Wow, that's fine. Well, the limo takes up half, more than half of that $1,000. It costs a lot of money. That's a lot of money. You do what's, yeah. I was actually, I'm actually helping out somebody

with a problem situation. Really? My buddy, yeah, he has a niece that didn't turn in her money enough time to be able to go to a problem. So now she can't even go. Wow. Now my buddy feels bad. So he's like, gonna rent her a limo. He's like, well, what should we do? They're only 17. Some stuff in the city. So I made some calls and I'm actually gonna, I called up my buddy, ApexR and they're gonna, he's gonna give them their own theater ApexR to watch a favorite movie.

Oh, that's nice. And then they're gonna come to city and have dinner at some cool places. Oh, you're sweet, that's good. She didn't pay her money in time. Yeah, so then at the school set, you can't go. And which I think is ridiculous. Me too, it's high school, it's fun.

Yeah, I told my buddy, I was like, look, you know, I work for a broadcasting company and then we call out the news and give the school some crap. Yeah. And he's like, nah, he just wants to try to do a special day for her. So, well, you know, I wore for a broadcasting company and then we call out the news and give the school some crap. And he's like, nah, he just wants to try to do a special day for her. Well, that's cool. I'm helping coordinate that day. That's a very nice thing to do.

I do what I do. Which I knew you when I was going to prom. My prom, I went to a bunch of proms, but they were never much. How many did you go to? Four. I went to four also. I got invited to seven, only one to four. Wow, you're such a stud.

No. Were you, did you feel like a stud? I didn't feel like a stud. But you were a stud? Were you voted like most studly? No, no, not at all. I was kind of just, I was in high school. I wasn't a total nerd, but I wasn't like super popular. I was just kind of the guy that was cool to everybody. Right. Right. Like you are now. Yeah. Didn't have beef with anybody. Right. You're like a nerd, but not super popular. I was just kind of the guy that was cool to everybody. Right. Right. You know, right? Right. Like you are now. Yeah.

Didn't have beef with anybody. Right. You're like a nerd, but not super popular right now. Whoa. A nerd? No. And then, um, so yeah, so I got invited to a lot of problems and I had a lot of fun. A lot of people say, oh, problems are terrible. My first problem was, you would think this is attacking. You would hate it. But, um, I had a lot of fun because my dates weren't stuck up

and they were really cool, right? So we all got together in our tuxedos, and for dinner, we went to In-N-Out Burger because we love In-N-Out Burger. So we showed up in a limo to In-N-Out Burger in like some suburb. Yeah, pulled right in the front and got out and we're sitting there in our you know suits and everything

Everybody was looking at us like we're crazy. I know I went to Burger King. I'm prom No, after after yeah, not for dinner But I don't think there dinner was it there was a dinner at the prom and then we went afterwards Burger King so I'm not so much Classier. Yeah, did you have sex? No, this was my big issue, is that? Oh yeah, yeah, you had the whole story. Oh my God, my boyfriend. Okay, so I was going to prom with my boyfriend

that I've been dating for a few months did not have sex with him yet because I was a good girl. And, but I decided it's prom night, we have a hotel room. Did you guys get hotel rooms and stuff? We did, but we didn't stay the whole night. We had like hotel rooms that we partied for a couple hours

after, yeah. We got our own room that we were gonna like, so this is the night, we're gonna have sex, it's gonna happen, and then he'd the fricker, fucker, didn't bring any condoms, and I was like, you didn't bring condoms, and I just thought we're not having sex. But what was his response?

He was like, oh, okay, sorry. I think I was just kind of pissed I don't if so long ago, but I just remember being like You're an idiot, but I ended up dating him for two more years and eventually we did a fast You love doing that though. What? Day and idiots. I do not. I'm not dating an idiot. No, you just love dating people that you think are idiots and then you just continue Dating them. Yeah, I told you I used to spend half my relationships trying to get out of them.

And I think a lot of people can relate to that because when you're dating someone in your own love, it's hard to sometimes get out of a relationship because you question it and you talk to your friends and they just feel like knowing just blankly just cuts off a relationship. And that's something really bad happens, like someone cheats or whatever.

But most relationships you want to get out of them, but it takes you a little bit longer to get out of it for me It would take me a lot longer to get out of it. Not sure why that was my deal. Okay, that's what we got for sex in the news Cool, there's nothing else that's popped up lately. Oh, there's like a lot of stuff. I mean, I guess Mel Gibson had another blowup I haven't even listen to what he did. What he do did he branch on the Jews again or whatever? I don't know. He called somebody and then they put the audio online, but he was using the C word. Really? That's all I know so far. And then there's like a lot of couples up. What do you think about King Kardashian and Kanye West? You like that? Yeah. You know, whatever. I see both of them being incredibly hard to date. So I think that maybe they're a perfect match. Maybe they are.

Yeah. I read it in Us magazine instead of they were. So it's probably true. And then what other news did I hear about? I don't really have it. There was nothing that great. Nothing. I read you the best stuff.

All right. Unless there was anything that you read. I mean twizzlers in the middle of the show, which I shouldn't do but they're they're really good Yeah, nothing's coming up lately. That's big, you know just some death, you know death on Dick Clark died. I know Dick Clark died yesterday the guy from the band. I never heard of the band the singer Oh, he's all now probably yeah, he he died yesterday. And nothing else, man. Okay, not that interesting. Yeah. It's okay. We've got some emails from the people. Go for it. Okay, thanks everyone for emailing us at feedback at sex-emily.com. We try to get to most

your emails. You can also do the Ask Emily right on the homepage there. Check it out and sex-thumb-a-dock. Oh, can I ask you something real quick? Please! A little mini topic. I'm gonna throw in there. Do it. And maybe I brought up before and just not remembered. I thought I was the one don't remember. When a guy texts you and he puts a smiley face after, how's that make you feel? That is a good question and modicons.

This is the modiconshow. We should do one of this. I feel fine. I feel like I have no issue with it. Do you think it gets us gay? It's smiley face all the time. I don't say it's gay. Every time he emails me, they're smiling. I mean, every time he texts me, he just types it. Hey, how you doing today? Smiley face. Oh, I hope you're having a great day, smiley face. I'll see you later tonight, APM, smiley face. Well, I was hitting a guy for a while

who every time I texted him, he would just text back smiley face because he's really busy. He's like, he had a really busy job and he would just do smiley face. And I'm like, don't friggin send me another friggin smiley face because it's annoying. It doesn't say anything

and it's showing that you're not really reading it, and you're just sending smiley face. So that was annoying. But just like a regular text, like, hey baby, miss you, think you're hot, love you, have a great day, or thinking about you smiley face, it doesn't make me feel uncomfortable.

LOL. Ha ha. How do those make you feel? My gay friend this morning texted me LOL, and I didn't. I'm talking about a guy's straight guys that you're dating. Okay, not my gay friends. Straight guys that I'm dating and they go LOL.

It's kind of a chick thing to get LOL, right? It's a little, yeah, it's a little chick thing. It's a little chickish. Yeah, why? Why do you ask? But I know because I've been talking about this lately and you know, I'm trying to reframe From LOL from LOL Did you you don't LOL to me? Yeah, but I don't count. Yeah, you don't count

You're like I don't care what I say to Emily. Yeah, I just I'm wondering what I should do if you should just if I should I'm not But how do you but how do you there's so many things you wouldn't be like huh funny? Like you have to somehow express it. How about I say that's hilarious. Yeah, do you, but how do you, there's so many things you wouldn't be like, ha, funny. Like you have to somehow express it. How about I say that's hilarious. Yeah, that's what I usually do. I'm like, that's so funny. I don't, I've never, I very rarely do LOL.

But I have a friend who has like LOL Tourette's. And every time she writes me an email or a text, every other word is LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL. Have you ever do any friends like that? No, I don't. Right. So that's annoying that she always LOL. Yeah, LOL, LOL. Have you ever do any friends like that? No, I don't. Right. So that's annoying that she always LOL. Yeah, but I'm talking about men.

Men. I think that men should refrain from the LOL, from excessive use of LOL and excessive use of smiley faces, but it doesn't bother me. If he's like a hot guy that I'm friends with, they're dating, I don't mind it. I think Ha-Ha is acceptable as a man. Right. But not just H-A, just Ha. You shouldn't use that, Ha.

Okay. Yeah, no, no. Who does that? Anyway. Guys, guys do that, Ha. H-A? Yeah, Ha. You're right, they do, they do, they do.

Oh no, the worst. I had to tell my buddy, I'm like, why the F are you texting me this? Is he put he he? Ha ha ha ha ha. He he he. He is like a little girl giggling. Yeah, he can't put he he as a man.

He can't put he he he. Is he gay? He's not gay. He said he has a wife and baby. I pictured him in the court are going. He he he he he he. No guys don't do that. No he he's.

No he he's for sure. Like he he's are out. What else is out? OMG, what about OMG? Oh no, well If you're expressing not in a text OMG Where else do you do it? I did OMG last week. Oh my god when I was talking about the About the TV show right there to be honest that oh my god. I want to talk about the TV show. Right. There you go. I said, oh my God, I can finally talk about this. Right. I think you say OMG. Yeah. Okay. So OMG. Yeah, that's fine. But you know, we're doing a TV show if you haven't heard that. Did we talk about it last week? You talked about it a little bit tonight. Yeah. No, not

specific. Okay. We're gonna be on Bravo Television. We have a reality show coming out this summer. It's called Miss Advise. You should check it out. It's gonna be really friggin funny. This can be hilarious. If they leave a lot of stuff in there. If they leave a lot of stuff in there,

or they don't edit it to make me look like a fool. But we don't know. The verdict is still out. Okay, emails. All right. Emily, I recently got out of a relationship. My ex-girlfriend is a lesbian and I am a straight man. I don't know how, but we just happened.

She said she saw something different in me. Well, after dating a couple months, she got into a situation where she needed to leave town and go live with her moms. I probably saw her twice a month. Well, one weekend, I was supposed to pick her up to stay with me, but her plans were canceled as she decided to hang out with an old girl instead. With a girl, hang out with a girl instead. This had happened several times and she would just cancel plans less second.

We are split up now. And my question is, should I still be trying to win her back or let her go? Please help. Dan from Hutchington, Kansas. Dan, quick answer, simple answer. No, you should not keep trying. She's a lesbian. She's told you plain and clear, she spoke plain to you in several occasions. And yes, she probably still likes the attention from you and she probably still really, really likes you. But it sounds to me like she's a lesbian. And that's her preference right now. So I would just stop barking up that lesbian tree

and try to find someone new right now. I don't think you should go after it. You're not gonna change her. Unless you just want to hook up with her. Unless you're cool that she's getting other women, I don't think she's gonna be exclusive with you if she's going to get in down with babes. Yeah.

The luckiest thing you could ever do is maybe have sex with a lesbian. That's it. I mean, once they're lesbian, very hard to turn them over. I don't understand. I think it'd be so hard to live without a penis. But they got fake pieces. They got fake pieces.

They killed those, exactly. So yeah, I would say you should let her go and start working on dating women who are straight. That's my advice. Hey, Emily. Is my finger on the headphones. Hey Emily, I just want to let you know that you can add another contrary to the list where you have listeners of your podcast. I also wanted to ask you if you ever give away vibrators.

I've heard you mentioned on the show that your bedroom is filled with vibrators that you test. My friends with benefits and I have been wanting to try a vibrator both on her and on me. I'm curious to know what it feels like to have a vibrator out my butt. Let me have you ever decide to do some kind of promotion and give some vibrators away. I downloaded all your shows. I listen to them every night before I go to every night before I go teach my English class. Love you, Alex from Vologda, Vologda, are you? Vologda, Volog Vellaga are you? Vellaga Vellaga, are you? What is that?

Russian? You guys didn't look it up before? Hold on, maybe a little bit. Look at Vellaga, V-L-O-G-D-A. V-O. V-O-L-O. V-O-L-O. G-D-A.

G-D-A. I think he's in... Regent. Russia. Yeah, it-A. I think he's in Russia. Yeah, it's Russia. I think the Lord. It sounds Russian. Okay. I do give away vibrators a lot, but I can't send them to Russia.

It's illegal, and it's expensive. But you should try a vibrator up your butt for sure. There's a lot of vibrators that you can use. There's some really good ones from, well, I don't know if you can order internationally, but I'll just tell you goodvibes.com is awesome. For beginners, you can try the Sidekick Silicone anal plug for anyone who likes smaller toys up their bum,

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I know that we don't. And if not, you can find some anal pleasure. Hopefully they shipped to Russia. I know that we don't. And if not, you can look up those brands and narrows and try to find one. That was real. Russian women, at least in the circle of people that I know have been getting pretty popular lately. What do you mean? That people are like, oh, you know,

Russian women are beautiful. Yeah, they are, they are. Yeah, I actually had a Russian girlfriend for a little while. For like, almost a year. Well, what happened? Uh, we just broke up. Distance. Didn't work.

Yeah. She lived in Marsha? No, no, no. Oh, she's Russian and hot. She lived in the East Bay. I lived here. It's, there was a lot of traveling that had to be done. You like these Bay? I love the East Bay I lived here. It's, there's a lot of traveling that had to be done. You like these Bay?

I love the East Bay. People don't know. It's right outside the Bay Area. I mean, outside of San Francisco, it's separated by water. And they have to take a train or you have to take a bridge to get over there. Right.

Okay, cool. I mean, you exclusively, exclusively do not date. I don't do five one out. Um, I don't do the five one out Eric. Because it's not as classy. It's not that's on classy. I hate driving over that friggin bridge. I hate the bridge. I hate the sign. Well, you're only having to have you the date here in the city. I know. I know. It's true. I've dated everyone in the city. And so maybe I go north where you never go to Moran. Yeah, bar. Yeah.

What's going on? I was looking. There's only two. There's two emails on it. Okay. I thought there were more. Okay. It's fine. We're moving on. Cool. To vanilla. So although you know what I kind of want to do first. What do you got? We're going to get into vanilla sex. But I want to do this thing that was um that I found 12 kinds of sex every woman should have before settling down. And I want you to talk if free. There's 12 kinds of sex that every woman should have before settling down. I don't think so.

You don't think so? No, go ahead, though. Okay. Four in her sucks. Whether you're traveling or you come so you don't let a fling with a foreign how do you pass you by? Oh, God. I just thought I wanted to see what I could check off this list too. It's kind of like a sex bucket list.

Okay. Okay, I've done that. Forerunners, it is fun when you're in a foreign country. You use protection always, but it's kind of fun because like, you might not speak the same language, but you know, there's some kind of chemistry or connection and you're out of the country and you might never see him again, but it's really fun. Stupid. Go ahead.

What a stupid foreigner sex. It's dumb. Oh, I'm out of the country. I'm wild. I'm partyin' this pretty. I do that. I should just hug up with somebody just because I'm out here, not because I'm into them. No, you're into them. You're trapped. Yeah. It's dumb.

Okay. The one sex. The guy you thought was your one only. When you do finally meet your match, he'll be the one who made you and your orgasm stronger. Yeah, you got to have sex with the one. Okay, big penis sex. Just to see how big is too big. And of course, you can brag to your friends later. Wow, I've done that.

Classy. Manus, these are good things to do. Bad sex. The kind so bad you want to take a shower afterwards just so you appreciate good and mediocre sex when you have it. I think we all have to bad have bad sex. Yeah, but you don't seek it out. No, but they're just saying, it's not a,

it's sort of like a bucket list, but it's sort of like you should have these experiences before you die. This applies to men too. Now, I realized that the reason, one of the main reasons why I started the sexual and the show is because I thought to myself, I've not had the best sex of my life yet.

Okay. I need to have better sex. I just know that there's better sex out there and I wanted to learn how to do it and I wanted to give advice and find it. And I mean, do you think you've had the best sex of your life yet? I don't know. I can't answer that question.

Can you think of the best sex of your life? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I mean, the best partner. What made the best sex? Was it the person or was it like the stuff you did together? Maybe the person and the stuff. That's a combination. Well, how would you describe the best sex? How would I describe the best sex? How would I describe the best sex? Why was it so good? What made it so good?

I believe it was... How do you explain the best sex you would like? That's a great question. Give me a, you know, example. I don't know. I was thinking like when I was in my 20s and I was eating the sky, it was more sexually advanced than I was thinking like when I was in my 20s and I was in this guy who was more sexually advanced than I was.

And I was still in that stage where I was freaked out by porn and thought that the fact that he watched porn meant that he wanted me to have big boobs, fake boobs and blonde hair. And I think a lot of women go through that with men with porn. Anyway, he was more advanced. He was more experimental and he made me feel very safe and we experimented and it was really sexy and hot. We would do really fun things together like have sex on top of a mirror once like he

put this big mirror down and we had sex on it. It was like a hard, it was like a serious heavy mirror. All right. And like you could watch ourselves having sex. We would watch porn together and we would just like hang out and like explore each other and it was, I don't know if it's because I was younger. It was new, but it also just feels like it was, it was amazing sex because we kept trying new things and it was very safe and it felt and we were really connected and I was totally turned on by

him. Yeah. Yeah. That was the best. That's the explanation. Okay. Okay. You should have angry hate breakup sex.

Anger is one potent affradiage act. It certainly starts a sexy time off with a bang. It's like naked rustling where everyone wins. I have never had break up sex. I don't think, I don't think, well, angry hate sex. Yeah. You have? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I've had break up sex, but I've never had break up sex. I always have sex with my axes. At least one. I mean, I do that, but I never had, like, oh, we're breaking up, so let's have sex. No, I've had it like we broke up and then we had sex a week later.

Yeah, no, but then that's not break up sex. They're talking about people that have the conversation, okay, we're breaking up, but let's have sex one more time before. Oh, okay, I've never done that. That has never happened. I don't even think that exists. That does exist. I've never had that though. I don't think it happens. Okay, sex've never done that. That has never happened. I don't even think that exists. That does exist. I've never had that though.

I don't think it happened. Okay, sex with a rock star. Whether you're some guy's penny lane, you feel like a million sexy bucks and then cheap like two seconds later, but it always makes for an interesting story. So go be someone's inspiration and bad. I don't know if you should have sex with a rock star. I've never had to see groupies. I've had sex with a guy in a band, but he wasn't a rock star. I have to deal with

groupies all the time. You do. Basically, put them the game blow job is hang out. Okay. I hate it. Why do you hate it? Because there's like a soul knowing. Yeah. I just want to have sex with him. And then that's it. And then all right. Now what? You can tell all your girlfriends, but no guys could be like respect to you. Exactly, you don't want to tell the guys that you, you guys want to know, don't share those stories

with the guys you've dated, because I've dated some high profile people, and I've shared that with guys I've dated, and I'm purpose, it just like came in my go, I had sex with them, and guys just never want to hear that you had sex with anyone else before. We've talked with this in the show, and I think that's really important.

They don't want to know who else you've had sex with. And look, chicks, if you're gonna have sex with some guy in a band, let me give you some advice. All right, don't just sleep with a guitar player or the drummer if they're not super famous. Well, I slept with the drummer of, you know, Dev Cabricuti. Who cares?

Who is that guy? You know, like, no cares. See if it's a lead singer. Now it's even more embarrassing for you. So if you're going to see with somebody famous, just because they're famous, you better pick the most famous person in that band. In that, right. Yeah.

Okay, so sex with a rock star who's really a rock star. Because you're just going to get made fun of behind your back trail And they're gonna you're gonna be called a horror and you can even pull the most famous person in the band But girls really do like hang out outside the band. Oh my god. Yeah, they do Ridiculous. I've never done that. Okay in the butt In the butt you gotta do it ladies. You should know if anal is your thing before you settle down, test it out with someone you trust.

Preferably a gentle, mild mannered sweetheart who is also dispensable in case you don't like it and never want to do it again. Oh, I'm sure he's a sweet heart. If he wants to do it in the butt. Because for dudes, once they pop, they can't stop. Is that true? Once you do it in the butt with someone, you always want to do it in the butt with someone? A guy or a girl?

A guy. Once they pop, they can't stop. Because for dudes A guy. Once they pop, they can't stop. Because for dudes, it says once they pop, they can't stop. So once they pop your butt, Sherry. Yeah. Yeah. They want to do it again, of course. I guess so.

Yeah. I don't know if anal sex is for everyone, but if it's something you want to try, you should try it. But with someone and go very slow and use lots of loom. Girl on girl. You don't have to go all the way, but you have to kiss at least kiss another girl. And it doesn't count if you're doing it just for male tension.

Every liaison is best in private. So don't just go make up with a girl at 2 a.m. at the freaking bar when guys are watching. But if you really want to have like a sexy, romantic situation with a girl, you could totally do it. Yeah. I got hit on by this girl last night and she was cute and she was like, oh, we should get together and do this thing and she's like,

and you're like toads. I'm like toads, but I made out with girl not in not in public. It was hot. Yeah. Sure. I've done that. Did she go down on you? Um, anyway, the next one.

I can't remember. Couldn't have been that good. Okay. Age gap sex. Jump the age gap's bones. Baggy younger man and an older man, especially when it comes to dudes, you have to compare us in shop. Test out men at every age and you might just be surprised by what you find out about

guys in general. I've dated older and younger. I've done that. Have you dated older women, younger women? Now, you don't date older general. I've dated older and younger. I've done that. If you dated older women younger women, you don't date older women. I don't date older women. I've done that. Okay. I don't know. That's just good to experiment. These are just ideas. Men and women. These applied about men and women. You could date an older woman that you're young women. But just things you should try out. You shouldn't get married before you're 30 anyway. So you've got time to do all these things. Okay, you should try being a top.

You totally dominate the sexual experience. It's you in control doing and getting what you want. Bonus points, if it involves leather. Leather. Who the F wrote this? I did. You wrote, you wrote. I didn't write it.

But no, but being a top, I mean, women should be dominant sometimes. Yeah, of course they should. Don't men want men to be, don't men want women to be dominant. Yes. So try being a dominant one time. The biggest complaint we hear from men are that they don't, is that women don't initiate sex enough. They don't. So be a friggin top, grab them, get on top of them, hype up on them and get your orgasm. Okay, can't keep it up sex. Sometimes you drink too much whiskey, sometimes you just did it solo, whatever the reason, sometimes you can't get them up, can't get them up for the night, you have to accept that.

You have to figure out how to handle your insecurity over the situation in a way that doesn't make a man feel worthless. It happens to every dude. Let's be grateful. All the ladies have to show up at party on. Spread them in party on is what it says. But it's true, if a guy can't keep it up or can't ejaculate or whatever it is, women don't trip on it.

We know that that's part for the course. It just happens. Sometimes men can't get up, we don't trip on it. That's happened to you before, right? Yeah, I don't care. We don't care, of course you don't care. But we don't care either. We're not judging you.

Guys are like, oh my God, my life is over. We don't care. Of course you don't care. But we don't care either. We're not judging you. Guys are like, oh my God, my life is over. We don't care. I mean, if it happens every single time, that's a problem. But if it doesn't, we're fine with it. And then finally, be yourself. There is nothing more empowering and easy to do when it comes to your pleasure. Mastervation is important for learning what you like and how to get all the way home. So, do you want to come to your bed masturbation? Be yourself.

Buy yourself. Not be yourself. I read it wrong. Buy yourself. It's 4.20 everybody. We apologize. I didn't smell pot yet that. No, but just being in San Francisco, it's just in the air.

Do you think that we just are all high from all the pot? There has to be so much contact. Do you understand? I live in one of the nicest neighborhoods. Right. Right. Right. Right. But you just walk through it and you just smell. I smell like my entire building smells like weed. It's not for me. Constantly. Like I just walk through. Yeah, I walked through my apartment building and I think that I'm in an actual dispensary. I know. I know. Whatty is smoking weed.

Early in the morning, I walk by this one garage every morning and I guarantee you that it's just they're just growing weed in there because it is so strong. They must be. They must be. Everyone's growing weed, selling weed and smoking weed. And we have, it's part is illegal here. You legal. You can get card, pot cards and pots go to the pot store.

You can swing by these pot stores and San Francisco that look like Whole Foods. Like they're so nice, you go in, you go shopping, they give you free samples. Yeah. That's what I hear, and it's fun. So okay, well speaking of pot, sex and pot, there's some pros and cons I wanted to run by. All pro, right? Not all pro.

Although I have to tell you when I was young, I probably, I'll share this story. When I was younger and I was unable to orgasm and I was unable to orgasm pretty much like my early 20s, up until my early 20s, my mom was like, have you ever tried smoking marijuana before you had sex? Because maybe you'd be a bit... You were talking about this with your mom.

My mom was talking about it with me. I asked her for advice and she's like, smoke pot. That was the first advice I got for my mother about sex. I think it was the only advice I ever got with him for my mom about sex. Your mom told you to smoke weed. That's the way it was. That's the way it was.

That's the way it was. That's the way it was. That's the way it was. That's the way it was. That's the way it was. That's the way it was. That's the way it was. That's the way it was.

That's the way it was. That's the way it was. That's the way it was. That's the way it was. That's the way it was. That's the way it was. your inhibitions go away, you're less inhibited, and you are more open. And a lot of times, women can have orgasms because they're so inside their head, and they're so focused on the orgasm, the orgasm, the orgasm, what's gonna happen, is gonna happen, but when you smoke, pit pot, apparently those feelings can subside, but there are some pros and cons to it.

I guess they can help. There's been tons of studies I've been reading up on this, and there's a lot of studies that people say it enhances their sex life. And I think it's because your senses are more acute and you have less inhibitions. But the pro is marijuana like the majority of psychoactive plants has been used as an Afro-DGF for thousands of years. The con is ironically it has also been used

to decrease sexual desire. So it's like everything. It's like moderation. If you smoke pot every single day, a lot of pot, it could wreak havoc on your sex life and decrease your sexual desire. But a pro at low to moderate levels of intoxication, users report heightened ability to communicate

sexually with their partners and increase body awareness. People felt they became more loving, more willing to pay attention to the technical aspects of love making and for play. The gist of it, better sensuality, more into having sex and pleasing your partner. If you smell pot, we're talking about this because it's 420, which is the national Smot Pot. Smot Pot. Smot Pot. See? You're getting that contact right now. and pleasing your partner. If you smoke pot, we're talking about this because it's 420, which is the national smog poking. Smog poking? You're getting that contact right now.

That's smoking, it's pot smoking holiday. Okay. And it's like, it's the biggest holiday here. It is, it's a big deal. It's bigger than Christmas. I know. Guaranteed. We live in San Francisco.

Okay, it can decrease sexual performance in hour after smoking as testosterone levels spike right after you smoke pot. Your testosterone level spike, but then it takes a dive after 20 minutes. That's a con. Okay, a pro to pot says many people says it heightens sexual climax, a con. There was research that seems to describe that claim. Here's the science.

So THC, which is the active ingredient in marijuana, has been shown to greatly increase testosterone levels during and immediately after consumption, but then it drops to it down to lower the normal levels within a half hour. So I guess if you have smoked pot, you should have sex right away because your testosterone level is going to die. Dry down. Also, heavy doses of THC disrupt the normal flow of testosterone production. This appears to cause a shutdown that sends hormonal levels falling 20 minutes off the

drug. It's ministered. Another con, chronic marijuana smokers show signs of infertility. May men may the lower sperm counts and women may have abnormal ovulation. Another con, studies by the British Lug Association suggest that regular smoke, inhalation, weakened your immune system,

which naturally would affect your libido. And I was eating a heavy pot smoker years ago, and he could not get it up. Keep it up. And when he did, he was the minute man. And it didn't last long. And I always wondered if I had to do this pad so I was like, I'm gonna stop,

but he couldn't stop smoking. And it just, I was like, well, I can't keep dating you because you have no boner at the end of the day. You have no boner. Did you, he can stop smoking at all? He tried, but he couldn't stop. Yeah. Well, I wonder if there's like, I'm gonna stop smoking at all. He tried but he couldn't stop. Yeah.

I wonder if there's anything else. I mean, if you switch to a different type of like edibles or something, you need it. Maybe is there any difference? Because I heard it gives you a different high. It does. Edibles do give you a different high. They say it's more of a full body high. Yeah. Like your whole body, but it can also make you more like tired, I guess, but it's a...

You could switch it up. You could also just not swap pot. And we're just talking about pot. I heard, you know, well, I heard because I've been around a lot of people being in our city. The cocaine is like, you know, the crazy drug to use also. And the people just have a thing called coquini, where they cannot just orgasm. It's like whiskey dick. No whiskey dick, you can't get it up, right? Yeah, but coquini, you can never orgasm.

Right. I've heard that. Yeah. And I've heard that you can never orgasm, but you can stay hard longer, but you can't orgasm. So then I know guys who, or I know guys who can't get hard, and then they take a vag rotten, that's stupid. So just don't do drugs people. I don't want to promote drugs. Like I have felt like I had to mention 420, but I'm not promoting drug use or anything.

Because it's better just to be natural and be yourself and be connected with your partner and communicate. Okay, we're gonna talk about vanilla sex now. All right. Vanilla sex, you know what that is? Vanilla sex is what they call people who are just having regular, normal, nothing wrong with it, sex. It's pretty basic, you know, missionary maybe,

or she's on top sometimes, you're on top, you always have it in the bedroom, you have a new sex toys, you haven't tried things out, so we're gonna give little tips that little twists on the vanilla things you're doing and how to spice them up. So vanilla sex is kind of sex that isn't kinky or very adventurous. Missionary is kind of vanilla where doggy style is not. There's no pain, no kinkiness.

Vanilla sex is the most socially acceptable form of intercourse and is typically more lovey-devy. If your flavor is vanilla, if your favorite flavor is vanilla, here's how to make it a little bit better. So if you're used to- Is your favorite flavor vanilla? I, you know what, to be honest? No, my favorite flavor is chocolate.

Yeah. But as far as sex goes, I, do I really wanna say this? I don't think that I'm that, I really want to say this. I don't think that I'm that, I'm not vanilla. No, but I'm not crazy, crazy, crazy sex girl. You're not. And did I just deflated people just like turn off the radio?

That you're all strapped down the leather 20% for something that you don't have to try it. No, I mean, I do. I go to swing those parties. I don't get tied up enough. And I'm open for anything, but I'm not, you know, I do missionary, I do women on top. I mean, I do basic, not every time I have sex

am I swinging from the rafters. Yeah. But I wouldn't say that I'm prudent up tied about sex. Like, oh, so here's a good example before I get into this. So there's a guy that works with my building and he came to my office yesterday. He works downstairs. He's a contractor and he knocked on my door and he came in. He's actually this really cool guy that we love because he always gives us beers on Fridays

and yesterday he gave us one on Thursday. So that was good. And he came in and he looked a little nervous and he came in and he shuts the door and he's like, yeah, we've been not drinking today because they had some big meeting and I'm like, cool. And he's just kind of shaky. And he's like, I have a question for you. I don't really know. I can just tell. There was like something like what? He's like, well, my wife is very kind of vanilla. She's meat potatoes girl. and I want to get her something for anniversary, he's been married 15 years and he wants to get her something to spice up the relationship. And he's like, but I don't want to get her any scary

vibrate, you want to get her vibrator. And so he was asking me about Jimmy Jane vibrators because we talk about them all the time which are awesome presents and awesome vibrators. And it was just cute because he was so nervous but he's like I don't want to get it or anything too crazy, but I want to get it or something like an entry level vibrator. And he's, she's never used anything like that in 15 years. So it was cute, because I think he thought that it would be a big deal to us,

but we're just sitting there going, oh, this is what I'm talking about. I got this thing called the rock box. Right, oh my God, it's still sitting on my counter. I'm gonna bring it home this weekend. Check this out, it's called a rock box. And I don't get the rock box. The rock box is the most powerful vibrator

on the planet right now. It causes earthquakes in small countries. It really does. I'm afraid to use it because my whole building might come down. My building's from like the 1900s. I don't think you should use it. I think you. I kind of think I should.

I think women can blow out their vagina using something like that. No, you can't blow out your vaginers. Yeah, you can. Do you know what I'm saying? I've seen it on the internet, blown out like shotgun. No, you haven't. Yeah. You've seen blown out vaginers on the internet?

Dude, it exists, man. That's what I'm saying. You're like, all, all, all vaginers are saying, well, how about, you know what? I, I've never Googled this in my life, but I'm sure if you Google it right now, blowing out for China, you probably see, I don't wanna see it blowing out for China. So just talking about Jimmy Jane for a second, who we love, Jimmy Jane, if you use coupon code spring,

you get $25 off purchases of $100 or more. If you go to my website, you can see the Emily's Pick page to find out my favorite toys from Jimmy Jane. And I recommended to him the form two. Because the form two is a great Jimmy Jane entry level vibrator that has really powerful. It kind of looks like the rabbit ears from the rabbit,

but it's so beautiful, the Jimmy Jane products that first of all, it's a great gift. It's elegant and you can leave it by your bedstand. Like no problem, just like leave it on your bedstand. No one even knows it's a vibr gift, it's elegant and you can leave it by your bed stand. Like no problem, just like leave it on your bed stand, no one even knows it's a vibrator and it's pink and cute and I think she'd like it. So that's what I recommended him, but you guys should all go check out Jimmy J. Okay, Missionary Vanilla Sex. If you're used to Missionary, try the cat, the Quital Alignment Technique. So I love this technique. I've talked about this on the show before, but it's a really good technique that you can do in missionary with him on top, but she's able to have more orgasms this way, if this

is how she orgasms. So basically, he lies on top of her, rests its full way on her rather than propping himself up. He scoots forward about three inches from his usual missionary position, cups her shoulders and makes love to her while the base of his penis is rubbing her clitoris. This is an orgasmic position that is much more up and down than in and out.

So you're going up and down and you're rubbing and there is more of a chance of simultaneous orgasm with this position than any other position. So you can look it up online, the Quital Alignment Technique will post it on our website, the CAFT, they call it. Yeah. So that's the good one. There's the Anvil. This technique is a killer move that provides extra stimulation to the G-Spot.

So how you do this one? You place her legs on his shoulders. Before he enters her, he should find an angle that they're both comfortable with, So how you do this one? You place her legs on his shoulders. Before he enters her, he should find an angle that they're both comfortable with, which brings the best sensation. He can then vary the angle of penetration by changing the angle of her legs. Tips and techniques for this? For maximum comfort and to achieve the best angle for G-spot stimulation, she should place

a pillow beneath her hips. You can get one of those wedges, those liberator stimulation, she should place a pillow beneath her hips. You can get one of those wedges, those liberator things, or just put a pillow underneath her. So she's lying on her back, she her legs around your shoulders, you enter in a different way. If she's got her butt propped up on pillows, it's a really good angle to hit her G-spot.

It's called the anvil. And when should I try this? Tonight. The first time ever having sex with somebody. Sure. It's not too dirty. We're talking, we're talking twists on vanilla sex here. Do you ever do that with the woman puts her legs up on your shoulders?

You've done that. Yeah, yeah. Of course. And then you just jackrabbit it the whole time. Yeah. Well, that's what guys want to do. That's all they want to do, right? Like, would you be happy for a girl who's just like Jack rabbit me? I'm like, yeah,

and I don't have to do anything else. Oh my God. You've just psyched right? Dream come true for any man. Okay. Really? So once in a while, you just got to let a guy Jack rabbit you do. Yeah, you do. Once in a while, you're like, just fucking calm already and Jack rabbit on me. Yeah. Jack rabbit on you. Just Jack rabbit all over me. We're talking about Jack rabbit where a guy just kind of just goes as fast as he can. Exactly. If guy goes as fast as he can, he's, but we don't love Jack rabbit sex as women. We just think it's kind of, but a guy is just also just trying to maintain his erection.

Right. Because sometimes you guys just want to go so slow. My boners dying here, you know. But slow sex can be really central and hot for you of course not for you I'm not for I'm not talking about a guy. I'm not a guy. I think it's hot of course God Why do you always say some guys because yes? any guy will counteract any statement that I give because a lot of guys are just happy to get laid right? I'm sorry, so anything that I say, there's gonna be another man saying, I'm totally wrong.

Right. And oftentimes I do say you're totally wrong. Yeah, because you just wanna have sex. Right. Okay. And me, I'm just, you know, I just tell you how it is, this how I feel. That's how you feel.

You know what, if you don't agree with it, that's fine. I'm not, I'm not in your such relationship. I'm not showing you to have sex. I'm not standing in the room, pointing saying you're doing it wrong. You do what the hell you want to do. But I do think that slowing down sex, and I think that we're so used to going fast with sex,

that slow sex can feel really good, even though minus loses is boner. But a lot of guys don't lose their boner, and it feels good. Okay, so if he's always on top, these are some alternatives to vanilla sex, how to spice up vanilla sex, you could do woman on top.

If you really want to make her orgasm during sex, let her jump on top and take control. Men get to lay back and admire her breasts, while she directs the movement. Why do you like women on top? What's your favorite part of it? Uh, my favorite part of it is because I can last a lot longer when a woman women on top? What's your favorite part of it? My favorite part of it is because I can last a lot longer when a woman's on top.

Right, why is that? Maybe because we're not actually... In control. We're not in control and we're not, there's not too much physical stuff that we have to do. Right. When we're actually doing a physical action, we're getting excited. Not that I'm

not excited that you're sitting on my penis, but it's just different. Yeah, it's just different. I'm not really putting as much energy into it. Okay. When she's on top, so yeah, so women just get on top. If you don't ever get on top, it's a really good way for women to take control because they can move how they want to move they can rub their clitoris they can do different things they can move your their clitoris can't your penis or move your penis so it hits your g spot so women if you don't go on top try to climb on top

if you're used to having sex without a sex toy get something very subtle to start out with try to get the form to from jimmy Jane, like I told the guy in the office, the other thing I told the guy who came in the office who would never buy a vibrator before. Yeah. Is my new favorite sex toy? Is the Jiju Mimi from Good Vibrations?

Use coupon code GVMly15 to check out. Go to goodvibes.com. I'm in love with my Mimi. I tenderly washed it this morning with soap and water and like put it by my bedside. It's a really cool couples vibrator because it's kind of shaped like an egg. And you can put your hand around it

or he can use his hand around it and you can use it during sex really easily. And most importantly, it's really powerful. It has five speeds or 10 speeds, I think. Five speeds are just regular and then five other weird speeds. But the point is, meaning speeds are like, and then there's the, and then there's the,

but it's got all these speeds and it's the, the Jiju Mimi, that's J-E-J-O-U-E, from Good Rabberation. You know what I'm actually interested in? What, Matt? I'm actually interested in a sex toy. Not that I maybe, not that I wanna use it. Looked my mouth as a gate. But the way it was being explained on the television show

I was watching the real housewives of Atlanta and Candy with her bedroom Candy line. She had the one that she brought into the show for lipstick and the- The lipstick, but the compact thing. Where it's just, it looks like for a clitorial stimulation, there would be a good design with a round flat shape. You can explain it better than I can with what it looks like.

It looks like a makeup compact purse, like when a woman powders her face, it looks like one of those powder puffs, but it's actually a vibrator and it's got this handle. So on the back of it, you can put your hand around it and it kind of curves. And it's kind of like the Jujubemi. It's a great one. Yeah, you can also get these a good vibes candy. It's called Bedroom Candy.

And it's the one that looks like a makeup compact with a mirror and all that. And you can check that out. I actually, they're selling really well. She sells, uh, she spells candy, K-A-N-D-I. I heard of that last episode was all like an info commercial for candy toys. I don't really think so. You didn't think so? No, no, no, no. Okay. So there's a show on MTV called, uh, Rob Durdex Fantasy Factory and I love the show to death, but the entire show is just infomercials for just stuff that-

For what? This company's that he's involved in, but he makes it funny. Who is he? He was a professional skateboarder now. He's like a mogul. He's like multi-millionaire. He has a giant warehouse where he calls it

the fantasy factory and it's just his offices with all the funds and he just hangs out and just does crazy stuff and starts companies Like at a drop of a hat and just makes millions of dollars. Why is everyone making a million dollars? But me right now. I don't know, but maybe that'll change when you get on television Exactly when I'm on television you better all watch okay? Because I'm funny and medicine or two being too being mean to me okay no so um a sweet heart You are not sweet. What if you were just used to just sex and not oral sex? All to the other try get right try going down you see the trailer. I'm yelling at you That's hilarious

Try going down in your partner more often So you wrote this part. I wrote this part that you should try to perform oral sex more often. Yeah, females, you should. And she should go down in him more often. All the time. And you just do it. First, if you're going down in her warm up by kissing her, don't just go right down to her vagina because she's not ready yet.

Cress her with your hands, try to make the experience as romantic and sensual as possible. Don't go right to the clitoris, lick around the area, play with her thighs, play with her areas around there, rub the back of her knees. I don't care what you do, but don't go right for the clitoris. Make eye contact and when you're performing all sex, you should give directions. I want feels good. She should give you directions I want feels good and listen for verbal cues from her. Don't you want verbal cues?

No, you don't. It's a little weird when you're getting verbal cues. Just physical cues is fine. We can just be like pulling your hair, and my hair, your mouth, okay. Now like left, left, right, right. Yeah, no, no, no. Okay.

Don't want that. Don't want that. But if I can call you a whore, that would be a bonus. Really? Would that turn you on? You don't talk dirty, I thought, oh no, you do. I do, but I mean, I don't call a chick, like a bitch or a whore or anything like that.

None of the first time you've sexed them. I've never called a woman a whore to her face. I'm trying to think if I've called a woman a whore to her face. I'm gonna think if I've ever been called a whore to her. And if I date somebody, no matter how hard I get, I'll never call him a bitch either. I'm old-school, man. What do you mean you never call me? I'll call other women bitches all day, but if I'm day, if I- To the cows come home. But if it's my girlfriend, I won't call her a bitch, no matter how much we fight and stuff like that, I won't call her a bitch no matter how much we fight and stuff like that I won't call her a bitch to your friends. You'll call her a bitch though. Well, they all you have she's I'm like

She's like a total bitch, but I want you have a girlfriend. Do you have a girlfriend now? The one you're dating? Can't wait till it happens. Okay. Why you why you want me to have girlfriend? I just want you to say why she's married already and have a kid oh I don't know. I'm so busy. I got to do a new website. OK. If you're used to having sex in the bedroom,

this is for vanilla sex tips. Yeah. Do it in the shower. Yes, a big fan of that. Be careful. Be careful. You can slip and fall. Do it on the couch.

Do it in the kitchen. Do it on the balcony of the back yard. This guy even dating. We've done it on my butcher block table in the kitchen, do it on the balcony, the back out of the sky of and dating. We've done it on my butcher block table in my kitchen and it's really pretty nice. Oh, we ate on that. I know, I cleaned it off when we're done. Sanitize it, burn it. I do sanitize it, but I'm just saying,

if you want to spice up your relationship, these are some things I'll turn it into. And we gotta wrap this puppy up. No, we gotta come lecture seconds. We can talk about. No, we can talk, though we have another 20 seconds. Okay. So anyway, I love everyone for listening to the show. And we're in the Stitcher studios in San Francisco, California. If you want to listen to the podcast of the show, just download the app. It's totally free for your smartphone. And then you just search

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