Sex With Emily - SWE: Steak and Blowjob Day

Episode Date: March 14, 2012

It’s BJ & Steak Day. The holiday where women around America give their boyfriends oral sex while making steak at the same time. The holiday was created by angry men in reaction to V-Day, a holiday supposedly for women. Why the backlash guys?Also, oral sex tips, why enthusiasm trumps technique and humming on the hole. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I got to apologize for the last show. I always get not that I'm upset. I'm not upset at all. But I get a little thrown off when I don't know that there's going to be a guest in studio. So like I have like, I'm on day show. Yeah, yeah. And I have all my things planned out. What I'm gonna say, and then it gets thrown off

because the person's here. Oh, so now we can talk about it. Now we can talk. Okay, it's time to end, okay, it's time to everything. Oh, so many fun things. I found a new app that I've been talking the playing with like some of listeners of Sex with the Ending and my listeners

from my other radio show. It's called Draw Something. You download it and it's kind of like Pictionary and listeners from my other radio show. It's called Draw Something. You download it and it's kind of like Pictionary and you just play other people. It's super fun. Oh wow, I don't know this. I should do mix it. I have no idea how much I'll download it.

I have an iPhone. Yeah, you have an iPhone. That's so cool. Now is the rumors true that the people with iPhones get laid more. That's what they say. I've been having no problems. How about you? I haven't had problems either. Who, you got laid? Yeah, I get laid more. That's what they say. Yeah. I've been having no problems. How about you?

I haven't had problems either. Who, you got laid? Yeah, I get laid. I get laid, just now talking about it. I get laid all the time. It's so sad. No, what about you then? I know, I get laid.

I know. Don't make that statement, oh, you don't share with me, then you effing share. I got laid and I liked it. Oh, sounds amazing. It was amazing. We talked about doing the blindfold next time. The blind.

Because I have all these sex toys. So I spent the weekend, like last weekend, organizing my house and my sex toys. I devoted an entire drawer, which I don't have a lot of drawer space. I don't have a lot of space. I have one bedroom apartment in San Francisco. It's not huge. And I really need, I realize I kept trying to shove all my sex toys

into my little nightstand. And it just isn't working, it's not accessible. The nightstand's about to burst. The nightstand's about to burst. So I now get dedicated a whole drawer to laying on all my toys and my blindfolds. So I was showing the guy I'm dating and he's like, let's use that, the blindfold, tie a thing.

And so I'm really sited. So we're gonna do that. Cool. Yeah. And we're gonna do a little blindfolding. I've got all these loops now that I'm testing.ed, so we're gonna do that. Cool. Yeah, and we're gonna do a little blindfolding, a little, you know, I've got all these loops now that I'm testing, and it's just crazy. Crazy stuff going on in my house.

You know what else is going on right now that we're totally missing, and people are just like, probably having crazy sex and partying and getting drunk. I'm just seeing South by Southwest. Which is like Austin. I know, I've been so upset all weekend that I wasn't there. I, all I gotta see online is his people,

like those in crazy photos, parties, and all this stuff. I don't know. I all I got to see online is his people, I know, some crazy photos, parties and all this stuff. I don't know. I'm pissed because I love self-isolating. I've never worked any of those sponsors to send us out to the gym. I know, said, okay, if you want to sponsor our sexuality family and send us to fun things, you can do that.

I'm actually going to Vegas at the end of the month for a conference. Oh really? They're just telling me right now. I just booked it on Friday, I'm going for conference. Wow, you booked it all the way on Friday. Demon tell me. I'm so sorry, I haven't talked to you that much.

I'm gonna be dead. You didn't even ask me, hey, maybe you wanna go. Do you wanna go? We actually talked about you going. I just invited myself. I got tickets for Sochi, 77 bucks round trip. When? The 26th of Monday through Wednesday.

Money through Wednesday. It's for conference. It's an ILS conference, you won't be able to go. I'll see. I'd love it if you could. We'll see. We'll see because we're supposed to do that show for Vegas. I know. I just found out I was going because I figured it was a good one to go to. Come. I'm supposed to get drunk and record a show in Vegas. Should we go for the weekend proceeding? Wait, but no, this is. Let's just talk about it later. Let's talk about it later.

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and then all you gotta do is search Sex Family. Okay, but we're not talking about the most important thing today that we need to talk about. What is it? Today is like your favorite holiday, and I can't believe you have mentioned it yet. It's already today? Yeah.

That's not as in like two days. It's today. It's today? Stake and Blowjob Day. Oh my God. It's Stake and Blowjob Day, which is the alternative to Valentine's Day. Some dude made it up a few months ago.

No, he didn't. It's been going on for years. It's okay. This is what it is. Valentine's Day is for the woman. Just bottom line. It's for the woman. Guys don't care about Valentine's Day.

Guys don't want gifts on Valentine's Day. They just want to get laid on Valentine's Day. That's why they do everything. Now, exactly one month off Valentine's Day. That's why they do everything. Now, exactly one month after Valentine's Day. Right, March 14th is steak and BJ Day. Exactly. I know. Now, how does this work, ladies?

You may ask. Well. Are you confused? You cook a steak, which Emily would probably pick up a steak maybe from Whole Foods or something like that. Right, right, never made a steak in my life. Yeah, you prepare a lovely dinner for your significant other. And then after the dinner, then you give him a blowjob.

And that's all he needs and that's all he wants. That's all he ever wanted. He has suffered through Valentine's Day of getting you those flowers in the good reservation to restaurant. We're going to give some blowjob tips today, just an honor of staking blowjob tip days. Just a really blowjob day. Really cost that much for staking BJJ. No cards, no flowers, no special nights in the town.

The name explains it all, just a stake in a BJ. That's it. Not only was staking BJJ, be joyous, stay of sensuality from the man, but it will even investigate, it'll instigate more effort during February for the women. Yeah, no show how much you love that. Oh my God. Well, we've got some tips for the women on how to give a good blow job. If you want that or menace can maybe help

because you think women can't give tips to bubble jobs. They can't, they suck it. Other women can't give other women tips on blow jobs. Just, they can maybe enhance the blow job a little bit, but only a guy knows how it feels to get a blow job. That's it. Like I'm gonna go down. I'm gonna go down.

I'm gonna go down. Oh, every woman says that. Now, if I wanted to learn how to go down on a woman, I'm gonna go to a woman because a woman's gonna know exactly how it feels and what to do. I'm not gonna go to a guy and like, hey dude, how should I go down on one? I think that you should find when I'm giving these tips,

you can tell me if I'm right or wrong. Okay. And you can also add your own tips, please. I would love for you to give your menaces blowdub tips. All right. Promise? I promise.

Don, you heard it here. Okay, we've got a little bit of sex in the news for you. Nothing, nothing. you to give your menaces blow dub tips. All right. Promise? I promise. Don, you heard it here. Okay, we've got a little bit of sex in the news for you. Nothing, nothing, nothing. No shattering today. So Katy Perry dating world's highest paid model. Newly divorced Katy Perry is curing her heartache with a big dose of French dune-ness. Baptiste Gia Bonne, Gisgaz de Ba, who has worked for Chanel Hermione and Robert Cavalli

was spotted canutling with the sitting around Paris Fashion Week, the 20-year-old from Corsica earned several million dollars a year for his good looks. Damn, 22. And like Perry is working on building himself into a pop star, so she's dating a model, a high paid model. That wants to be a pop star. Yeah, it sounds like a recipe for disaster.

She should have stayed a normal guy, and she could be the eccentric one. Yeah, because, I mean, from what I've seen in her writers, which is 41 pages or something like that, she's a little high manant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard that. A lot of me and she needs to go ahead and doesn't want to be who isn't going after her startup

and he's making 22 million. Like I just feel like it's not it's bad. But you gotta get out of the getover, she's probably trying to still get over Russell Brand and I'd bang a male model too. Let's just say that. What if? What if?

I'd bang. I've done it. No, long time ago. Kristen Stewart goes topless on the road. Fresh from the Twilight trilogy, Kristen Stewart is quickly shedding her good girl image as well as her top. In the adaptation for the Kerala novel on the road,

a trailer for the film recently hit theaters and made sure to highlight her topless scene. So yeah, do you wanna see her topless? On the road is a great book. Jack Kara Rack, do you wanna read that? Oh no. Years ago, yeah. But I definitely see this film doing well

just because of that because Twilight is so huge. Huge, huge. I know, so she's gonna go down. A lot of people don't like her. They think that her personality sucks. And she's awkward. She looks like always miserable. Look whenever you see a picture,

she just looks like really taking a picture of me. I actually, I like her, but. I don't even. I can tell that she's just awkward in public. And I'm awkward in public too. So, whatever. You're awkward in the cares. You're awkward right now.

Yeah. So we're not gonna work. So I'll see your topless. I don't think I would sit through a whole we're not gonna. So I'll see your topless. I don't think I would sit through a whole movie. I'll just just see your topless. Yeah, it is hit up Mr. Skin after that comes out on DVD and it's fast forward to that scene or something. Exactly.

We just have to get Mr. Skin on the show. Okay. Speaking about topless. Okay. Not to get a little racist on here. Uh oh. And as you bar to piss people off with the birthday. No, I can talk. Uh oh. I'm not gonna be racist. And as you board a piss people off with the birthday party.

No, I can talk about white people. I'm white. Right. But what's up with the white people in the San Francisco that must feel that they must be naked at all times. Oh, I don't see any other. I don't see white people. It's all white people.

Is it hippies? Are they all kind of hippies? No, it's all like some early 20-. Are they all kind of hippies? No, I feel like some early 20 somethings completely naked on the weekend on the weekend, riding bikes and so it's like, what was there? I don't they're always I don't even notice. I don't understand why people are all going to move to San Francisco now, but because you sound really cool. No, the white people get naked in San Francisco.

Why is it? Why just white people? I don't know. Why would you like to talk to other coalitions and try to get other people to other ethnicities to get naked as well? Would you feel like it was more like a... No, I don't want any of them to get naked.

I don't know why. I don't see why it's necessary. Okay, yeah. A naked body is a beautiful thing sometimes, I guess. But I don't think you should force that upon other people to see you naked. I agree. I don't know why people do it,

but I don't see it as much as you do. You're like, I'm like, I see it all the time. I see it at festivals, but I don't just see, I'm not like driving to work and there's a guy in his vest bud naked, like not usually, but what I do, I guide, it's why, why you white people on naked? Things white people like, you know that website

or whatever that book. Stupid. So stupid. But I don't understand. Why don't you stop next to me? And I know there's new news calling. As a journalist, you should like, roll on your window the next time you see someone

and be like, yo, why you naked? Why you naked? Why did you do naked? Did you move here from some state like Michigan? And now you feel like being wacky in San Francisco. Oh, I'm so wacky. I'm barely from Michigan anymore. Oh my god. I think you're funny that you think it's like goddamn white people. I damn white people. That's hilarious. Hey white people. Do you watch let's go to that site? White people like, I think it's kind

of funny. Things white people like. It's like jazz. No. Whatever. Okay. Brunch. That's another one. Brunch. Yeah. It is kind of a white people thing. White people like brunch? There's like that things like website, they're like white people like brunch. I don't know, or why. You can say brunch. You love brunch.

I love the brunch. You can get eggs, you can get bacon, you can get toast, like it sits, I like it. I like Brenner. Brenner? Yeah. You can make Brenner. Do you know what Brenner is?

Brenner, dinner, brunch and dinner. No, it's breakfast dinner. Oh, what do you get? Like eggs and steak, branch and dinner. No, it's breakfast dinner. Oh, what do you get? Like eggs and steaks? You just get breakfast, but it's at dinner time. Dude, steak and egg blowjob day. That's what it should be for you. Brenner blowjob day.

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They just probably looked at it one day again. Somebody murdered someone. Looks like blood, no. But that's really bad. But I've done things like that in hotel rooms. If you've, like, broke the bed or something, but you didn't just get a red gatorade. Okay, stay can blow job day. Let's give some BJ tips.

All right, what tips do you have? The first, this, and this, and this. And I would like. What about cooking steak tips first? Okay, I have no tips for cooking steak. I've never cooked a steak. I would go to Whole Foods, that's true in Biwan, and then have them cook.

Can they cook it for you? Okay. So what would you say are your three most important from the top you had? The most, or you can even be one, with the most important tip that you have besides no teeth to a woman when she's performing all sex, straight from the horse's mouth.

Number one, be quick about it. Don't try to be all sexy and sensual and all you gotta tease them and you know, spend your time on it. No, this you know guys just want you to put it put it in your mouth like don't do this stupid sexual Thing that you think you saw Yeah, no, I think you're wrong. No, I think number two number two Don't be too soft some girls like They barely put their lips on it like if like, they barely put their lips on it.

Like, if you're not gonna put your lips on it, then don't put your lips on it at all. They don't put their lips on it, so you barely just like, you know, they need to suck on it. Yeah, they need to suck on it. So it's like, kind of just like, when they don't put their lips on it. It should be called a suck job, not a blow job.

Yeah, they kind of just like let the wiener float in the middle of their mouth, so they don't actually have to touch it. Oh. Yeah, not necessary. If you're gonna do that, they don't actually have the touch it. You know, yeah, not necessary. If you're going to do that, I don't want to blow a job at all. These are great. Yeah.

You can actually leave the premises. And then, but cook this dick first bit. Yeah. And then, you know, three, three, just, you know, spend a lot of time on it, just like, aggressively, you know, but not too aggressively, no, like you're like, talking so hard. So aggressive, not aggressive. You know, no, no, like, you know, just actually, yeah,

do a suction cup on it, up and down, but just don't bite on it or like, like rip it off or anything like that. Okay, well, I'm gonna give you, those are good tips. Okay, thank you. Thank you, man, but I'm gonna give you, those are good tips. Okay, thank you. Thank you, man, but I'm gonna give you some too. I am a expert, I have a doctorate in BJS. And you have a penis.

And I have a penis. I do not have a penis, but I'm still gonna give some tips anyway. Okay, what do you got? Lubrication and licking. When licking amends, genitals coat your lips in tongue with extra saliva. This will, saliva, this will make it feel incredibly better.

This is especially good if you suffer from pre-blow job dry mouth. Sucking on a mint before can also help your salivary glands. Don't you think it has to be saliva, salivus, wet? Uh, yeah. Salivation. Salivation, I just made up one. Those have to be two salivations.

But don't you want it to be really wet? Don't you prefer it to be wet? Um, really wet. No, I don't even really pay attention to that. Okay, whatever. Twisting your head, twist your head up, twist your head up, going up and down. This is when you're a woman's hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quark screw motion with your hand. That's important. Yeah. In a quark screw pattern, provide a higher level simulation, especially when focused on the upper half of the penis. So she can still be using her mouth, but be using the corkscrew with her hand.

What do you think about that? Yeah, no, that works. I mean, not a lot of girls know how to do that. So easy. It's like second nature. I do that can do that with my eyes closed. Oh, well, you must have watched a lot of porn. No, I've given, I've-

That's exactly how women give low jobs in pornography. They do? Yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right. Watch a porn movie. But it feels good. I'm just saying that is not something, Women give low jobs in pornography. So yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right. Watch a porn. But it feels good. I'm just saying that is not something, there's a lot of stuff in porn that we see that does not actually feel good or might not feel as good as it looks.

But that is one of them that feels good. The Corks are great. Yeah. Okay, Shirley Temple. Lick the penis with the pointed end of your tongue or soften your tongue and give it a long, flat lick. Think of the way you lick a big lollipop. No. You think don't lick the penis that way? Nope. I think the way you lick a big lollipop. No.

You think don't lick the penis that way? Nope. I think some guys like that and you're wrong. Nope. I mean, not you're wrong. Your penis does not want to be lick like that. Some penises do. I guess so because they just want to get their penis lick.

That's why they'll say, oh yeah, of course, I'll have that. No, I'm like so. Okay, the vacuum. First, take in as much of the penis into your mouth as you can, whatever feels comfortable, then make a seal around your shaft with your lips and suck some of the air out of your mouth, then as you pull your head back up, a vacuum is created. Yeah, that works.

Vacuum's good. Vacuum suction, no teeth. Yeah, guys, one suction. One suction. They want suction. It's a suck job, not a blow job. Let's rename it today. Fingers in your mouth, when you're blowing them, stick your fingers in his mouth.

Some find that erotic and sexy. Never had that attempted. Never had a woman's sicker fingers in your mouth? No. Okay, I've had guys do that. I've done that. They think it's kind of hot because then it makes them think of the blow job. Yeah.

Blow whole. The slit in the head of the penis where the ejaculation comes out, have fun exploring it with the tip of your tongue. No. You don't want any women in that hole. Okay. Tap and entombin. Homb are tapped the shaft of the penis when the head and front of you, if Freddie Lemur and your mouth, it will enhance the feeling of the blowjob. I think the humming works. I think that's a teenage thing. Humming. No, humming on the blow on the penis.

No, but that's big like teenagers talk about that kind of stuff. I don't know. How do you feel about balls? Balls, I'm not a ball guy. You don't like the ball guys, but sucking on the balls just gently pop one of them or if you're feeling bold, both of them, inch your mouth and sucking them very, very lightly. Yeah. Sometimes you're into it, some guys aren't into it, you can ask them.

I find guys who are like, stay away from my balls. You know, don't touch them with 10-foot pole and you're like, why aren't you talking on my balls right now? So it's very different. Massage the magic spot. The magic spot is a soft, flushing part underneath the man's ball sack.

You can stimulate with your fingers if you're feeling a bit bold, you're tongue, it's kind of like the taint. I think between the taint and the anus, taint, the anus and the... The magic spot. Yeah, I don't know about that. Okay, and then finally, the rotating hands. While you're sucking his penis, either wrap either one or both your hands around it, while going over it with your mouth, follow your mouth with your hands. At the same time, while you're going up and down with your hands,

keep them rotating in different directions. So while you're going up and down, your hands are going in different directions. What do you think going up and down, your hands are going in different directions. What do you think about that? I think that is a good one. Okay, good. And what do you think about deep-throating? That's common to, that's common to conversation lately. Deep-throating, do I think it feels good?

I'd find two or a performing oral sex, and they were curious if guys are really into that. And I think some are some aren't. Yeah, I mean, I mean, if you put it into part of your blowjob in the beginning, that's fine. We were impressed. Guys are impressed. Oh, you're impressed. So it's more like an impressed me, but it doesn't. But it's not like you're feeling like you have a more guys on. Yeah, no, it doesn't feel that good. It's just hot.

Yeah, it's just hot. Interesting to know. Yeah. Okay, I thought that, well, that you could do the suction thing and a deep throat thing combo you can combine That's a good one And this like also he didn't get a boy by be it like this is not a tip or anything but the surprise blowjob, you know You just know the blue job for Sashian's taking PJ day every person should do it today

Jesus Christ Why do we always have to like set it up? You know, like why can't you just attack my Wiener and give me a blow? When you walk in the door, I think that's men's every man's fantasy comes in. Yeah, just like his backpack or briefcase down whatever it may be. Yeah.

And just whipped on his pants. You don't want anything from him and you give him a blowjob right there. Yeah, why? Not just on steak and bleed jade, BJ any day anymore. Yeah, why? Not just on stake and bleed Jade, B.J. any day anymore. Yeah, why can't you do it? I agree, and I wish men would do the same thing for women. Yeah, not so much, but women,

if you can do that once a while. The surprise blowjob, that's a great one. And also, what I know number one thing about oral sex is what I've heard all around, especially for men when they want from women or whoever their partner who's ever giving them a blowjob is enthusiasm. Yeah.

The enthusiasm goes a long way more than technique. As long as you see them into it and you're into it, you're not just like you're not rolling your eyes in the back, your head and your nails on the side or something, you're really enthusiastic into the penis. It will, it will blow well. Yes. Right? Correct.

Awesome. Okay. So everyone enjoys, take in BJ Day and thanks so much for listening to Sex with Emily. Was it good for you? Email me. Feedback at sexwithamily.com. Okay, so everyone enjoys taking BJ Day and thanks so much for listening to Sex with Emily.

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