Sex With Emily - SWE: Truly

Episode Date: December 15, 2012

Emily talks about the differences between Los Angeles and San Francisco men. Her long standing “friend with benefits” relationship comes to a tidy end and Emily breaks down Menace’s love life. Also, vibrating panties and what to do when your partner has no style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god. I'm off here. So, so, so. Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.

You're listening to Sex with Emily and we're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. For more information go to sexfamily.com, you get all your sex information and relationship information and sex tips and sex news and all the things that you, the reason why you're listening to the shows because you want to bet or sex, go to our website and that will happen. That's all I'm going to say about that. It's like magic. It's magical. How are you doing today? I'm great. How are you? I haven't seen you. I know. What the hell has been going on. I've been in LA for work work working stuff and I'm back and I'm so happy to

Do back but the holidays and everything's been crazy and we've been promising people that we're getting back on track Yeah, and today that day has come. Yeah, we are back in track We're back on track and we're back and we're back. We've just had some stuff going on that we had to tend to and we will our back Yeah strong good. Yeah, we're going to have more and crazy things to share with you soon. So won't we? Yeah. True. How have you been? What would you do? What's new? Tell me the most exciting thing that happened to you? Most exciting thing happened to me in the past. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, met Snoop Dogg, no pressure. No, I met Snoop Dogg.

I drank some wine, some fine $2 wine from Trader Joe's, the Troll Shwa, aka Tupac Chuc, the Cabernace of Sauvignon. Right. And it's not that bad. Wow, you're like a wine drinker now. I'm sort of don't know I'm not I can But it was the only thing that was there so you drank the wine. No, I'm sorry because it's two dollars Oh my god. I

Like nice wine. I went out with my agent last night in LA to know you would know the difference We tied a reservation at no boom. Oh, excuse me. Which is amazing, amazing sushi in LA. And, um. No, it's not, not in LA. LA, you gotta go to, um, what's it called? Nobu? Okay, what? No, not Nobu. But go ahead, tell me where you're going.

There's a million good sushi places in LA. But then we had, yeah, no, we had fancy, well, great wine and champagne and drink a lot. It was really fun. And, um, we had a good food, but I'm happy to hear that you're drinking one. I think that means we can hang out more. Yeah.

Like when we get drinks, I'm always worried. I'm like, you gotta make sure they have alcohol. I'm so worried. I get worried that you're not gonna have drinks. Oh yeah, it was a wine bar or a beer for me. I know. So, yes, I was on a lay. I went to like two hot spots.

I went to Boa, which is like whatever. But people on the lay are very different. Like we got hit on. Like I was with my friend Amy, and we were with a few girlfriends, and like guys like talk to you. Like they just do, it's conclusive evidence. We talk with us all the time.

San Francisco guys don't, you're in LA, and the guys come up to you all the time. Weird? Weird. Weird. Are they cheesy though? No, they weren't cheesy. They were like cute.

Everyone's cute, like the bartenders are cute, the waiters are cute, of course. They're like actor models, whatever. And so that was LA, and then I'm trying to remember It's cute, like the bartenders are cute, the waiters are cute, of course, they're like actor models, whatever. And so that was LA, and then I'm trying to remember what else. There's nothing really, I would be guy from Michigan. I don't know how much I can talk about that now. I don't know either.

No, I can't talk about it. I can talk about it, but I don't know which show, if the show plays. What shows were on. Yeah, I'm not going to go there. Right, it's a horror show. Yeah, yeah, we recorded a show with a gentleman. We don't know if it's aired yet. Okay, a guy that I was going away with for the weekend was on the show, What shows were on? Yeah, I'm not gonna go there. Right. We recorded a show. Yeah, yeah. We recorded a show with a gentleman. We don't know if it's aired. Okay. A guy that I was going away with for the weekend was on the show, but I don't

know if it was something I'm gonna talk about now. I don't know. Can we text somebody and see? No, it's fine. Just text her and see if that show aired and then we'll talk about it. Let's just say it was a groundbreaking life changing experience that you're all gonna want to hear about and I just can't go there now. Yeah, we'll find out. We still got, we're only four minutes into the show. Okay, perfect. life-changing experience that you're all gonna want to hear about and I just can't go there now We still got oh, we're only four minutes into the show. Okay perfect I'm the name of the sushi place that I want you to go to Matsu. You know

Katsuya, yeah, oh, I've got up in there a million times. That's the that's the Spot no, the you gotta go to the one in the studio city. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah Go go right because it's the hole in the wall spot It's good and they. And they have this deep fried mozzarella crab rolls. I love it. It's a change your life. It'll be better than any orgasm you've ever had. Yeah. I doubt that. But my friend was telling me about orgasms or about sushi. No, about dating life in LA. I know quite a few female friends in LA. They tell me, the thing that talks about LA dating is that you date a guy who's always doing a job that he doesn't

want to do because they all want to be actors. Oh, right. That's such a turn off. So the problem is they're not focused on you because you know you want some attention. Yeah, so outside of their job The whole focus is trying to be this actor or somebody in the entertainment industry So they don't really put any time into you right so that's what they that's what your girlfriends in LA tell you Yeah, I could see that guys who are like self-involved self-obsessed trying to be an actor trying to make it I mean that's like a full-time job working in our team. I would hate to be with the guy who's like, I'm just doing this right now, but I really want to be that.

Because I always say the thing that I find sexiest about a guy is someone who is passionate about what he does. It doesn't, I mean, I guess if you're passionate about acting, but you're really a waiter or right now or a lawyer or doing something else, but you know that you have this passion for acting. I guess I still think that's hot. But if you are so passionate about your acting and you disregard me and you don't give me enough attention because of your acting, I'm not going to stop. I like guys who give me a lot of attention. Okay. That's why why you're loving it. The guys that are coming up to you and stuff like that. You can see if they're a genius. Wow. That's what never happens. That's another groundbreaking thing right now

What you get blindsided by the attention you can't you don't even have time to even look I might be checking if he's cute or not. I'm just like wow attention. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god Oh my god, you're checking if he's a cool guy. I don't care. I was just getting attention It's awesome, but we didn't we didn't we, we were like, we're busy, we're talking. But it did, it did feel good to be in LA to have a son. And I had son and I, I worked, I had a bunch of meetings and stayed with friends. Did you run into any old people that you know?

No, okay, this is what I was gonna say. I'm so glad you brought that up. I was thinking about that on the way over that. My acts, who I used to always sleep with every time I went to LA. Yeah. This is like my third or fourth time to LA that I acts who I used to always sleep with every time I went to LA. Yeah. This is like my third or fourth time to LA that I have not stayed with him or slept with him. So I think we're done.

Oh, yeah. I like how you you stayed with. We are done. We are done. Our friends with benefits, it was a, I have to say that it was probably like usually friends with benefits relationships don't have a beginning, middle, and end, but this one is like over. Yeah.

I think neither one of us like he's seeing some new girl, we're still great friends, like we tried to see each other, but I had no time. He's seen me as a mouse, I don't care. I hope he gets married and has children and is happy or whatever he wants with his life. But I'd say I don't want to see him anymore. And that went on for years.

I'm done and done. This was the guy that we said. I had a successful best friends of benefits relationship. There was no negative, no jealousy, no weirdness. Yeah. Suck together whenever he came to town where I went there, not every time, but a lot. Well, this is the guy that I have been saying that you should just marry. Yeah, well, I'm done.

I don't want to sleep with him anymore. You know that happens just turns off? Does that ever happen to you? It does. Like, I was always game. I'm like, yeah, I'll go sleep with him. Sure. And then now, it was just like it

screeched to a halt like i was like don't even care if i see you i mean love him but don't care if i see you are not don't need to sleep with you don't want to see you well this is groundbreaking progress not perfection they say but it's progress and i feel like that's um yeah i'm not just gonna do it so but it was a good friends of benefits really should because we get tons of emails about that about like do they work how do they work blah blah and i would say the secret of the success of this one was that we were

in different cities and we were all dating other people and we were being open about that and then it was just when we saw each other and there was no expectations and there was honesty. What else did you do in LA? Anything. Who else did I do or not do in LA? What did you do in LA? I don't know. I don't know. No I saved my girlfriend was a baby and two Chihuahua's.

I saved her bed with the Chihuahua's and the baby. The baby didn't stay in the bed. Yeah, it was fun. I literally had a photo shoot that was really cool for something private. I can't tell you about. I was naked. No, I'm kidding, I wasn't naked. But yeah, it was fun.

I went shopping a little bit. I had to buy some stuff and I love L. No, I'm kidding. I wasn't naked. But um, yeah, it was fun. I went shopping a little bit I had to buy some stuff and I love L.I. Don't want to live there, but I love it. That's cool. Yeah, so and then Yeah, the mall days I can't believe it's almost Christmas Nothing to care, but I am very excited about that. I'm probably gonna go see my dad say what's up. Oh good night your mom My mom's a Washington. Yeah, I'm not gonna go see my dad say what's up. Oh good night your mom my mom's a Washington. Yeah, I'm not gonna go out there I I need you to see your mother soon. Okay today's show Oh good will she be on the show like my whole family is exploited on the sex family show

Why not? I'm gonna do it. She doesn't understand you. She doesn't yeah I'm not me to explain you to her to you to her Yeah, just's not me to explain you to her to you you to her Yeah, just just call our mind Honey, I get you more than anybody on the planet. No, you don't I think I do I really think that I have a bird eye view of you. What do you get? I just get you? I understand like who you are. I mean we sit and talk ever who else you talk to for an hour day to sit there staring at I'm talking like nobody know, but what do you get about me? I don't understand. Like I just get like you like your women issues and your

I don't know my women issues breaking down for me. I just believe that it goes back to your mom and It's not my mom. Yeah, it is your mom and then the girl who broke your heart when you were like 16 and Feeling like a geek going on maybe but you always get checks But anyway the girl who broke your heart and then not this distrust of women that either comes from your mother or this one woman. It could come from just one woman, but I think it has to do with your mom too.

And I think that you don't, I've said this, you don't reach out, you don't ask women out, you wait for women to fall on your lap, you don't make the effort to date women, so you just get what you, you know, you get what you give, you put nothing out there, you're gonna get nothing, you're gonna get whatever drops in on your lap. Oh, I guess I'll date you,

because you just fell on my lap, but you have to make efforts to date people. And I just believe that you have this, this, you've dated a serpent certain type of woman, not like looks wise, although that might be true. You've dated women who have certain personality traits, which you then attribute to the entire female race.

But you've dated women like that, and I just believe that you've dated beneath you, you need to date women that are career oriented, have their own life, aren't dependent on you, aren't just like all about menace, menace, menace, menace. Do you like me to go on? No, well, because some of the facts, all right, and maybe I'll break it down for you like this. I make fun of hose and I love women. So women that act like hose are just...

I guess I just don't know those women. I'm not friends with those women. See the problem is, yeah, we just have two different type of friends. Friends and lifestyles like your friends. They're hanging out with my stereotypes. What are you talking about? You've stereotypical friends that are like cliched. What are you talking about?

No, I know. No, look, my environment is different. I, all those crazy like nightclubs that that you see on the Jersey shore and stuff like that, the type of women inside those night clubs, I have to go to like clubs like that. Yeah, but you go to them for work, but are they your friends? No, there's not my friends, but those are the women you see. Those are the women I see, and those are the women that I talk about that I make fun of. I see.

And then I do know like actual women that are cool, and they learn the ones that I talk about that I make fun of I know and then I do know like actual women that are cool And those are the ones that I'm making fun of all right Well, you know, I feel like you don't learn from the cool ones. You just like I do and those are the ones that I want to be with and hang out Good to do your your eyes on anyone right now any prospects no Yeah, what else you know, okay, so can we change that in New York? Can you come in January 2nd and just be like, and I got six digits over the holidays? Like just get some numbers, do some proactive dating and that's just all I'm gonna tell you right now. But I could go on tomorrow, part two. We are doing a show tomorrow, free Friday.

I know. Today's show is about holiday survival for couples, singles and singles, holiday survival for couples and singles and dealing with the in-laws. Some holiday special stories. And we've got some e-mails that we can go to first. From the people. From the people. We love hearing from the e-mails,

who e-mails us at feedback at suchvele.com. And you can also email me through the website. Go. Ready? Yes. Hey, I'm Liam Menace. I'm setting this message for two reasons. Number one, my wife and I have found a simple solution to Menace's dislike of both teasing

and sex toys. That being the vibrating panties. It is a great way to tease your partner and incorporate the use of a vibrator. Our five-year anniversary, on our five-year anniversary, we not for dinner while my wife had a pair of these panties on. Every once in a while during dinner, I would just really turn the vibrator on via remote. My wife got so turned on that she told me if I didn't stop, she'd finished before we got dessert.

This would be a great way for menace to test the waters of the sex toy realm. I'm coming back to that in a minute. Number two, while my wife and I listen to your show on a near daily basis and truly enjoy what you and menace have to say, we do have one problem. We have noticed that Emily has developed what I have come to call her Morse code. You tend to use shortened versions of everyday words which may be confusing for some listeners

that may not speak English very well. For example, instead of saying whatever, you'll say what apps. Such for situation. I actually think it's rather funny when you use these code words. All in all all even awesome show We look forward to hearing what you might as have to say about the world's favorite pastime. Keep it up Tyler from Calgary, California He's a premium friends of the Fit and Fit's Member. Nice. He's awesome. Tyler. I love your email That just made my day. I was really great email and we're gonna go back to the vibrating panties

So I to have had experience with these vibrating panties. I can't, I think they're called Astrea, A-S-T-R-E-A. You can buy them in Adam and Eve. I think they're a great holiday, if you're listening to you haven't done your holiday shopping at, go to AdamNeeve.com. They give you 50% off almost any item, a free gift and free shipping

when you enter coupon code Emily at checkout. And right now they're doing the special Kim Kardashian giveaway of her sex DVD for any purchase. So do Emily at checkout. The vibrating panties, I have a story that I used those before. And I wonder if menists would do this. Well, first of all, this was just for you. So we should ask, would you use the vibrating panties? Yeah, I think it'd be funny.

That'd be hot, OK? I mean, I wouldn't wear them. Oh, I have a pair. I'm not saying, if you wanted to borrow, I'm going to give them some of that. That'd be kind of gross. I mean, I wouldn't wear them. Oh, I have a pair. I'm not saying if you wanted to borrow, I'm gonna give him some of that, be kind of gross. Okay, so listen, so I did it with the guy once, years ago, I got a pair of the at, they're called Astrea. And I think other people might make them too,

but they're really cute, black, little lace panties. It actually are one size fit-all, and they actually fit. And then you put this little vibrator in your crotch, like there's a little, I hate that word, but there's a pocket that you put the vibrator in and then you hand them remote to your, to your person. So I was seeing this guy went to this party and, um, yeah, we were just talking and mingling. It was like a, not to sit down party, but like a mingling party.

And then he would like turn the vibrator on and it was really hot. Got turned on. And then he was like in control. It was like, we weren't talking like he'd be across the room, but then like the panties would start going and it's really hot. And I think it's fun for couples. That's a great gift. Put that in your... What's funny is...

Stalking. The one movie that I ever took you to, it was in that movie, the Katharine Highgo movie. You took me to two movies. I did? Correction. The second movie you, to this day,

give me crap about it, because I talked. What was it? What was the first movie then? Well, the panties one was, Cathanagal movie was um, was the one. But that was not the one that was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. That one was cute. That was like a romantic comedy with Cathan Hegel and Wattesfegel and Wattesfegel. And that guy from 300. Yeah. But she wears them in the thing. Yeah. And then she loses the vibrant. The youth loses the remote. And then them in the thing. Yeah, yeah, then she loses the vibrant you've loses the remote Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, we'll post it on the web video

How do you not remember the movie that you always say I'm never taking your movie again because it was that end of the world Do that the cat and haggle movie was the one that you're talking through the No, I was talking through that horrific movie about the end of the world, whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're one. Yeah. No, that's not the one you were talking about. At the beginning of the world. But you were sitting, who are we with?

We were with people, weren't we? I don't remember, but you were like, you were talking about all the time, you were so annoying, but it was the worst, literally the worst movie ever. Well, let me like, on a double date or something like that. I think overhang it, I was some people. Somebody else. I don't remember. Oh, yeah on a double date or something like that. I think overhang it out with somebody else. I don't remember. Oh yeah, I guess they weren't that important. It was good time.

Good times. But you took me in a movie. We weren't dating. Were we? Is that a date, Matt? No, I mean, we both had somebody. Did you want to, did you feel like we were on date? Did you wish we were dating?

No, I'm saying that you had somebody with you. I had somebody with me. Right. But I can't remember who right anyway, you know the point is Catherine Hagoir's depends on the movie was awful, but I'm glad you forgot because that means that we can go to movies in 2012 yeah, I'm gonna write that down as one and the year's resolution is to go to more movies because I'm totally media deprived very now I just I'm not a oblivious to anything I'm oblivious. I don't even understand what people are talking about anymore. You know that commercial, you know that show, and I'm like, I have no idea what you're talking about. I know, it's crazy.

Okay, a family long time listener first time e-maller. I've become a fan of sex toys in my 20s. Listen to your show and got tips which I use and became more comfortable with my own sexuality as a result. But both myself and my fans my fiance still waited till our engagement for intercourse. My fiance and I looked in forward to making intercourse part of our routine. However, once we got engaged and attempted intercourse for the first time, I was in a great deal of pain. It felt like he was hitting a wall. This continued for months and I went to my OBGM, so you suggested an estrogen cream,

more lube, and relaxation. This failed. After a year of frustration, I asked for a second opinion. She said there were no doctors in my large metropolitan area who specialized in vaginal pain and that I was fine and there was no problem. I cried, but then I got angry and I immediately broke and booked a new OBGYN, which is a gynecologist. My first visit to the new doctor, he diagnosed several vaginal muscle issues which meant that the muscles on either side of my vagina are spasming involuntarily and using a dilator. I showed him the size of my partner which he said was adding to the issue.

He was very pleased that I was so open and comfortable with my sexuality and charged with my own sexual destiny. One prescription later and many dilator exercise later we are now able to have sex. Thank you Emily for the empowerment and healthy attitude towards sex that you show fosters. I hope it helps other women like me take charge of their sexuality. So basically she was having problems and because she listens to the show, she kept going and booked another doctor

and went after whatever her issue was. And she felt open talking to a doctor on sex because a lot of people, you're as a woman, you're going to college to study going to college for a long time. And she's never like, so how's your sex life? Or how does it feel? Or do you have any pain?

You don't feel that you have a safe place to go as a woman or a man, even. You're like, you can get a prescription of Niagara, but I don't know what women, I don't know, you just don't, but you should, that's who you should talk to if you're having pain or whatever. And if one doctor says one thing, and you don't like it, go to another doctor.

You can second, third, fourth opinions. What kind of conversations do you have with your gynecologist? Mm, we don't. I mean, I know everything. I was so broad. Like, I was raging this weekend. I hooked up with like three dudes.

I go to a male and one time he told me I had nice abs and I've had them working out because he was feeling the opposite. My legs are in the stir-ups and I was like, I don't like him commenting on my abs because I never feel that it's creepy. No, I was actually a compliment. I was like, oh my god, I do good. I was doing that.

I think so much. But that's kind of creepy that you're kind of kind of calling just your signature fingers on my vagina. But my kind of call just, I never say she draws me pictures of stuff. Like, here's like how many eggs you have laughed, which is like zero and stuff like that. Are you serious? No, but he draws me pictures like fertility charts and I'll be like, I have them.

They're like little of the sperm swimming and he loves drawing pictures and more than time he did do pictures of my eggs through the years and there's not a whole bunch probably. Oh, no. I'm fine with that. I'm totally fine. I mean, if I wanted to use my eggs, I would use them. You, no. I'm fine with that. I'm totally fine.

I mean, if I wanted to use my eggs, I would use them. You can get a lot of money for those. If you're not using them. I could have. I could have. I'm not like, topless. Like, now I can't sell them for $10,000 or whatever kids do in college. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. It sucks that you guys can get like 10 G's for your eggs and then sperm. You can get like $ g's for your eggs and then sperm really can get like $5 Terrible no, can't you get more for sperm? Not that much. I think it's like honestly, you don't really get that much. Wow, what eggs are Big deal. Yeah Okay

Hi Yeah. Okay. Um, hi. Good. Hi, Emily. I just wanted to comment that I love the episode y'all did with your assistant where she answered questions about her current relationship and how it came to be. That was hilarious. Kudos to her for being bold enough to tell the world. Emily was lovely as always.

And men has had me cracking up with his enthusiastic questions. Hope y'all are able to do more shows like this with different interns or just women of different ages and relationships Data says love you guys and keep the great work Katie from Dallas. She is a premium friends with benefits member I was only why she was saying y'all because she's in Texas. Yeah, okay Lauren you're up next. She's here Yeah, come on come on down. You're here. I do an intern here, but we're not gonna have we're talking to him He does talk to her for a few minutes

Come on come on. Come on. I love it. Okay, Katie, this is for you. This is what you get as a premium friend with benefits of memory. You get on camera. You just want to sit. Just sit. All right, just grab the microphone and talk.

Oh, there you go. I don't remember when you were on last and what we talked about, which was boyfriend. Or did we not talk about it? No, we didn't. Is there a boyfriend? No. No, there's a boyfriend. What's the latest?

Oh, is there a guy with you? OK, all along, guys. Oh, is there certain things you don't know? There's so many things. I went on a second date with this guy that I met who I was kind of iffy about. And midway through the day, I wasn't really feeling it anymore.

And we were at this show for my coworker. So I might have kind of like Did you down halfway? What and I ended up making out with one of my co-workers. Oh my god You did to him halfway through the show. You buy you tickets to the show. No, okay No, it was free, but you went together. Yeah, and then you were like what then you my co-workers. Oh my god That made out with so many of them That was really really drunk. Now is it now is it weird? Is it weird with the co-worker? Yeah, cuz like he was

Kind of like one of those guys you don't really see right? It's a sexual person. Oh now do you it came out of left field? He jumped me It was a hot was it a good kiss? He pounds because he saw that you're wasted now shut up men It's was a good kiss stop it It was it was so now that Well, do you do see him sexual now when you look at him because it's true women are like that like we don't Men can become growers. Yeah, I don't know. It's so on you

Is the grower or shower? Yeah, I meant that too But no, I didn't mean that but men can be girls are sure was but same with their personalities and their sexual their Their sexual desire I think for me like it can grow so so you into him now when you see him When I see him it's like I start thinking about things you know like oh maybe and I was like no Your right Know what no, I'm known him for like two years. Oh, yeah, two years. So is he have you guys even talk about it a little bit Like that was fun the other night why I Talk about that. Well, we like I want to know what this means are we

I saw them at text like the next day. I was like so the other night was interesting No, no, no, no, kidding. I shot him at text like the next day. I was like, so the other night was interesting. And he's like, yeah, that was cool. That was it. Are you trying to get more depth on him? Because I would, I would hate that so much. Well, he's been texting me.

Oh, hey, he thinks the opportunity is open. Oh, totally. And you made out with him. So what are you going to do? You're not going to have that until I'm like, you sure? I was going to get drunk and see what happens I feel like he might have just done it because I was drunk though

But then he was watching because he probably was always hot for you Was he drinking too? I think so okay, and he's been hot But he's working I courage to do it. He probably want to make out to you this all time This was just saying I'm sure he's gonna crush on you. You're adorable make out the this old time. This was just saying, I'm sure he's had a crush on you. You're adorable. That's creepy though. What?

Most guys have crushes on you probably. You know, knowing if someone for two years and not seeing like that and just suddenly like, oh, me seeing you like that's just just shy. You shine you, you boyfriend, isn't you? No? No? So he just, yeah, he's just a moment.

So now who else is in the rasta roster who else is in the rotation for now? Family no no man. Okay, you're so cute. I mean more I feel like guys What like twitching Just us just us hanging out and it's not even that scan a list what happened so I yeah, except for what happened to the guy that you ditched Is he upset? Yeah, I think he's crying. I don't know. I wasn't into him. He wasn't all right. Well, he's gone two dates. He's done Yeah, who cares so oh man? Are you so you haven't even decided if you can pursue this co-worker? No, she's not in town. All right.

Sometimes you can make out with people when you're drunk and then be sober and then still find them hot, but then sometimes you don't. That's a conclusion. So are you lying? I mean, you just made out with them, right? I just made out with them. Okay, sure. Did I touch your breasts?

I just made out with them. Okay. Oh, damn. Okay, so. So. I mean, he like tried to like push you in. I mean, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm he like tried to like Push it a little further and then I kind of like realize what I was with your breasts. Yes, okay

And then I like realized and then I kind of like really stumbled out of it I was like, oh my god, I have to go. Bye. Oh good. That's not bad. So you're okay You're safe no boob touching at least she used the condom. It's cool. No, she didn't let me make that your brush. She didn't even go to second base. That's cute. That's good. Okay, keep this posted.

We want to know more stuff that happens in your life and everyone's life. I mean, my life, I don't know. I've got some stories that I'm saving to release slowly over the holidays. I know you have some good stories, which I'm really happy about. You're going to laugh your ass off. People are going to love my stories. Okay. No pressure, but they will.

All right. Well, it's nice talking with you. Nice talking, Lauren. Thank you so much for that. And we look forward to more. An update on what's going on until, watch, she's going to, he's going to invite you to something. True or not true?

Has he invited you to something? No, I'm supposed to go on a double date with her. Yes. On her intern. Really? Kelsey? No, Erin. She's still huck me up with, she says I'm going to be perfect with this one guy.

What does that mean? I gotta be, find out more. Oh, no. Like, perfect. What does it mean when someone's like, you guys are perfect together. I always have people trying to fix me up, but it's kind of the disaster lately like all my crazy dates. I've had not been great So be careful. Did you find out more info? Well, all she told me was is that he's kind of nerdy, but he's cute and he's tall and

He likes to worship his ladies. Oh God. That's awesome sounds like a weird out of me. No, we need the women need we need to we need to be worshipped Yeah, well keep us posted You need to be worshipped. I need to honey all women need to be worshipped and if if woman if you if you're not feeling worshiped right now By your lover then you should do something about that and change it. Because not every second of every day, but you want to feel that you're more ship. Just to worship to me. Okay. A guy who's just like, you are amazing, you are smart and you're beautiful and you're

funny and you turn me on and I just walk in the room and I can't help it and you're you're just great and everything appreciate all the weird things that you do like they find adorable and cute and all the stuff that you think is like kind of quirky and weird like they see that too and just love that about you. They love all your foibles and your blessings and they just appreciate you and see you for who you are. You like a gay best friend, like a gay man best friend.

Oh, oh really? You need to help the Phil that void for you right now. Seriously? Yeah, I think. Because you think they would worship me? Hell yeah, I'm sure they would love you. Okay, well that's another solution to going on bad dates. I'll just get some gay best friends.

You get a gay best friend, I'm sure he will compliment you all the time and you love it. And then, I mean, you can date somebody on the side., I'm sure he will compliment you all the time and you love it. And then I mean, you can date somebody on the side. I don't need the compliments all the time. I'm saying I want to just know that a guy, I'm talking about the overall worship, like not just the daily worship, not compliments. I'm just going to a deeper level of men who just, but you still want a man to be a man because sometimes it doesn't make him a pussy if he's like, I just think you're amazing

and great and you deserve all the things in the world that you want make him a pussy if he's like I just think you're amazing and great and you deserve all The things in the world that you want not from not that he's giving into me, but you're amazing and you're I don't know You're just a good person your solid. They see you for who you are like that to me is like worshiping like you You know, and you like you know rub my feet and stuff That would be awesome in paint your toenails Exactly, Okay. Hi Emily, I met a guy online and we've been talking for three weeks over the phone. I recently met him face to face for the first time and I was really nervous.

We've had great phone conversations. He makes me laugh and the phone sucks is fun. However, when we met, I was not impressed. Granted, it wasn't an official date, but the way he dressed turned me off. He's 35 years old and if I didn't know it, I would have thought he was 21. And I being superficial, to me, this is a deal breaker, Michelle. Okay, Michelle, here's the deal.

I'm so glad you brought this up. This is, this comes up a lot. And I learned this like in my 20s from my mother, that I used to complain about what guys wore. I'm like, oh my God, he was so great, but his shoes were horrible. Or the way he wore shorts and downtown San Francisco, which you just don't ever wear shorts in San Francisco.

Anyway, even if it's hot, you don't. You can change a man's clothes. You can take him shopping. You can change yourself. Some guys don't care. They don't chop it, they don't care. They don't take the time, they never learned it. They never had a girlfriend with good taste,

or a mom with good taste that helped them. And this should not be a deal breaker. You can take someone shopping and change the whole situation. Some guys, so you might not have a neat fashion sense. So what? You still, that is not a deal breaker. Telling you, what do you think?

Oh no, but I mean, I love girls that dress nice. Right, I know, but if a girl doesn't dress nice would you Not be in tour Oh, you're super no. She wasn't like at least has her own little bit of style That's cool. I know some women that just have no style at all. I just don't care about and it's not that I don't find them attractive I just don't think they're it's good to have own thing. And it's weird because I know some women that are just beautiful, like, really good looking, but like no fashion sense.

Now I'm talking like a gay man. Yeah. And I just don't find them as hot as a girl. Because clothes says a lot. Clothes is a statement who you are. Yeah, totally. But I don't think it's a deal breaker and she's having good connection with them.

New pet phone's so acceptable. Well, he's sort of five years old. Kicking shopping. I mean, I have friends. I actually never, even with the guy that I read above me, I never really, I don't think I did say something to him once. But there are schools of women who, like right away, are like, I hate that shirt, take it off. We're going shopping. They bring them home clothes.

Like, I have a lot of friends who do that. Like, They're super verbal to men about how they feel about what they wear. And the guys like, whatever, we're all wear whatever you get me. Yeah, I was longed your pain for it. I love when women buy me clothes. It's weird because the women that buy me clothes, they have fashion sensors on them because I like everything that they get me. Really? There's only a few women that buy you clothes?

Yeah. I could buy you clothes. I buy you a hoodie and a t-shirt. And now, how hard is that? I have a friend in LA, every t-shirt she gets me. I love it. Oh, I would buy you t-shirts. You should.

It's weird. I gave you a sex with that my t-shirt and you never wore it. Yeah, because I had like a gistening on it. That's why they earned on the logo wrong or something, but I had you know I have seven pairs of Hudson jeans and they're all ripped I can't wait. I know I hate that. I love Hudson jeans. They're so awesome And I looked on I looked because I didn't pay for them. There were gifts. Are you alright? I Know as Really stuffy, okay? Yeah

And there were I looked on how much they were, they're expensive. Like 200 bucks. Yeah, I got seven pairs for free. Yeah, you didn't realize I had the time. Should have stayed in that relationship. Hudson should be our sponsor because I love Hudson jeans. Yeah. Yeah, that would be awesome to have them as our sponsor.

Okay, that's all we got time for right now. That's it? Yeah, that's it. Yeah, we're up and up. I want to hear. I have to, well, we more. Okay. Are you excited to be back here in San Francisco? Yeah, so I'm excited to be home. I'm excited to be back in San Francisco. I feel really excited for the holidays coming up because I can just chill. I've been working really hard on this project the last few weeks and I

have not had any time to just chill and I have no plans and I'm just going to be with friends and hang out and do nothing. And that to me, I'm going to relax, I'm going to work, I'm just going to do stuff for me and that feels really good and healthy. Cool. What are you going to do? We'll probably meet up. I'm talking about some new stuff for the show.

And I hear everybody's complaints about audio. I figured out the solution. We got a bunch of stuff. Yeah, they're just, you know, they're just because of a whole new system that we went through. There's a lot, not a lot of stuff that I could do, but I think I just figured out a way to make it how it used to sound and where we'll be all good. Right. Okay. Good. Everybody that's been complaining about the audio, I hear you, I know everything, I hear all your suggestions. We totally got it. I get it, we're, I'm gonna fix it, all right?

Okay, so, and we're gonna come back in the new year with like amazing, amazing new changes and upsetting things. There's all this weird period of time and stuff. I know like been going on for months, like what the hell's wrong with you guys? I'm telling you, it all changes today and it's gonna be good. I can't wait. Okay one more thing I have to say is um Jimmy Jane If you're still shopping for the holidays Jimmy Jane sex toys are

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