Sex With Emily - SWE: Tweak the Twinkie

Episode Date: May 4, 2012

Emily wants to do something more interesting than getting married and wearing the proverbial white wedding dress. Weddings are overdone but masturbation isn't. Emily gets into the fun that is mutual masturbation-- the benefits, challenges, and why men shouldn't be afraid of it.Celebrity gossip turns into a heated debate about "hooking up." Does hooking up mean having sex or good old making out and maybe some trips around the bases? If you want to have sex there are some subtle ways to get her in the mood, from taking note of her interests to fixing her lamp. Handy men are sexy and back hair isn't. Emily and Menace share classy strip club stories and pinpoint the perfect age to get married. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Look into his eyes Then the eyes of a man obsessed by sex eyes that mark our secret institutions Betruma eyes they call them a lie Hey, Emily you got a boyfriend because my man E here. He just got his heart broken He thinks you're kind of cute the girls got a hair stand stand. Oh my! The women know about shrinkage. Is it a common moment? What do you mean like laundry?

It shrinks. And we not talk about sex so much. Are you kidding me? Oh my god. I'm off here. So, I'm gone. Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.

You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex, relationships, and everything in between. Thanks so much for listening to the show. You can also watch the show. It's our free Friday show. And we're also excited to be on series XM, StreamTop 165. No, ExtremeTalk XM 165.

They know what we're talking about. They're listening to the station. So you know where you are. Yeah. Yeah, it's the weekend. We're excited today's show. If you haven't already mentioned it this week, we do three shows a week.

It's Master Masturbation Month. shows a week. It's masturbation month. Woo, man. So much masturbation. You know, and you're probably thinking, why do we need a month from masturbation? Because masturbation. Happens 24-7. It's so important.

It is sex with someone you love, and there's nobody way to enhance your sex life than to masturbate. Is that why you did the Woody Allen tweet today? Yes. And what was the quote of Woody Allen? The quote was the, the best ex, what was it? He says, I don't know.

You don't want to miss quote Woody Allen. I don't want to miss quote myself, quoting Woody Allen. I was the best I ever had. Of course. Woody Allen. So I love Woody Allen. And so we are talking about that. We're going to give some tips on female masturbation and mutual masturbation,

which is one of my favorite topics because I think mutual masturbation is an amazing way for couples to learn what the other one likes, what turns them on. You can just see him do it. You're like, oh, that's how we hold his penis. And that's how she touches her clit. And it's great. So we're gonna get into that. We've got sex in the news. We've got so much talk about today. My head is spinning. I'm so excited. Amazing. And it's the weekend. I know. I'm still on a high. I was telling you just before the show started. I am on a high because you know me.

I visit dot com offices all the time. All the time. You're just at Facebook and Pixar. Yeah. That's like going there and seeing what they're doing and what I can learn. And maybe, you know, integrate it into things that I do at my work and radio. So I've been wanting to visit Zingha for a very long time. and it may be integrated into things that I do at work and radio. So I've been wanting to visit Zingha for a very long time. Everyone knows Zingha's.

A lot of people, it's gaming. They actually just launched their Zingha.com where you can actually play the game. So before then, it was really popular through Facebook. Through Facebook, yeah. But everyone's in words with friends is probably their most popular game.

No, Farmville and like. And Farmville. Yeah, and a lot of other stuff. Okay, a lot of and words with friends is probably their most popular game. No, Farmville and... And Farmville. Yeah, and a lot of other stuff. Okay, a lot of other stuff. So many, so many games. I'm just trying to give people references. Yeah, and oh my God. So I go there yesterday just to have lunch with a buddy who works in support.

A walk-in and there's a, it's a tube that's all LED lights that you walk through like a tunnel, right? And it's open source so people can program it that you walk through like a tunnel right and it's open source so people can program it you know with all these like crazy crazy things then you walk to the left or there's a cafeteria it would just like a straight buffet like like you're in Las Vegas you just pick whatever you want and eat and then the the workers they can bring their dogs to work which just this named after his dog Zingo That's a good that right yeah, yeah, you would love this I would love that had a dog parking station

So you parked a dog and so you can go get your food and then you come back and you pick up your dog That's amazing and I have I happen to go on pajama day. So everyone's dressed in pajamas. That's so fun That's that's nothing so go there and eat real quick and then I take a That's nothing. So we go there and eat real quick and then I take a little tour and they have this huge atrium Which is this beautiful? Then you go into other levels where they have different break rooms and some of the break rooms are Themed so there's a sweet room which is all candy and they have like big barrels of candy And you just grab the candy and stuff like that and then you go down to the To the basement and there's like a big huge It looks like a sports bar and there's all these plasmids everywhere playing sports games

and old school video games like arcade games. It was beautiful. It was one of the most amazing offices I've ever visited ever. That is so cool. Yeah. And I, one of the, the guy who started it, Mark Pink as his name is a very one of my oldest and dearest friends, and Zingo was his dog that he had for many years. He was obsessed with the Zog Zingo. And, um, yeah, it was a, um, yeah, it was like a American bulldog or something. No, it was some kind of exotic bulldogish. I can't remember. Yeah.

I think I was kind of right because no, no, no, it was a, a, a, a, a, a laskin, something, something. I can't tell me a million times. I don't remember I was serious, he never remember anything. Even friends for 10 years I pictures of me and Zingah hanging out with one time we at market I were in Aspen hiking and we were with Zingah and we lost her and I was like not into dogs then and I was like that's cold, get lunch, she'll come back and he's

like we have to find my dog. Yeah, I wasn't I know I didn't understand it then and he laughs and I have a dog he's like I can't believe that you've done. Anyways Zingga is an amazing company. Everyone knows about it. Check it out I know and they just my friend Eric was in charge of building it out the whole office and designing it Yeah, I was it was this I even speechless. Okay, that's cool Yeah, my office is pretty cool, too It's yeah, it is have you been to my office lately. I've got sex toys every and where every inch like I it's freaks me out I got it moved into another office old office have you been to my office lately i've got sex toys every in every inch like it freaks me out a guy and we got off the

another office old office temporarily we're shooting and then we had to move down to back to my other smaller office what it's small it's not zinga i know we are sometimes i bring in pop chips for people i thought a pixar was incredible because they have a swing pole there but i mean this place is well it's really cool i i am definitely gonna go look go look for an area that where I can apply. Just like, you know, maybe probably something.

You can leave me. No, no, never that. Okay, that's great. But I, you know, I really want to transition into working at a.com to support me financially and do radio for fun. Yeah. Because I really don't want to depend on... Because we don't get rich doing radio PS.

We don't make any money. Yeah. But we love what we do, because we get to talk about sex and menace gets to talk about other things too and there's other shows. But I also want to say that today's show is, but we got a few sponsors, we got Adam and Eve.com. And you get 50% off most of your items for limited time. You can pick your own three adult DVDs

and use coupon code Emily at checkout. I just wanted to say that. And this weekend, so what else do you know? Now that you're coming out from using GoHuy, what's your big plans for the weekend? Big plan for... I got invited to a party, but it just started raining. I know.

So I just started to go to... Let's see, Summer. Yeah, it was supposed to be outside the party, so I don't know what to do. It's gonna rain all weekend because I can't handle it. I don't know, but it just started... Well, I can because I have to be inside all weekend. Yeah. So I've got this. So everyone knows if they mean

now, but I'm going to be on a new Bravo reality TV show called Misadvised and it's probably going to premiere the spring in the fall. And so what they do is they come back and they shoot. So we finish shooting it in December, but they've continued to shoot the interview part, the parts that narrate it. So they're coming back and interviewing me all week and long in my house from Saturday, all day, Saturday, all day Sunday, from like nine to seven,

I sent a chair and they grill me on questions about you and life and all that stuff and everything that happened. But so I'm not really gonna see much about doors this weekend. That sucks. But if it's raining, I don't want to hear. Yeah, who cares, yeah, yeah. Doesn't really matter. I think I'm not really gonna see much about doors this weekend. That sucks. But if it's raining, I don't want to hear. Yeah, who cares, yeah, yeah. Doesn't really matter.

I think I'll just stay inside and look at my Reebok pumps all day. Oh my God, I saw your picture of a Reebok pumps. I bought some Reebok pumps that people don't know. I've been searching for them forever in my size. Found the ones that I wanted when I was a little kid. bought them. First day I wear them, it's freaking raining outside.

Oh man, are they leather or something? No, oh, there's I wear them it's freaking raining outside oh man are they leather or something no but there's no now yeah oh did you pump them up yeah pump them up oh my god oh my god they got the little red thing the pump yeah okay you can I pump them for you later oh yeah I had a little weird kids I had I had a female in the office before I here asking me if she can pump up too much. It was a little weird, because I had a female in the office before I got here asking me if she can pump up my shoes. Yeah, that's a little, that's a little weird. So I was like standing there, she was on her hands

and knees and like pumping my shoes, which I thought it was. I was just gonna do that. Okay, that is awkward. I'm glad I'm not gonna do it anymore. Okay, forget it, bad idea, bad idea. But yeah, man, I just, you know, if you guys have an listening show, like,

I don't know, I'm on this weird kick of buying everything that I couldn't afford in the 90s So I've been going on the internet and buying what else you buying things. I love eBay You can find anything in the world that you want. I found out that they still make LA gear shoes Do you remember LA? Yes, what yes? They they make going for shoes now and they're actually really cool. Okay. So maybe I'll buy some of those. Yeah, you should do that. I'm not a sneaker head guy.

I'm not gonna buy a million sneakers and keep them on ice is what they call them. Where people just buy a ridiculous amount of shoes. Yeah, a lot of buys me this. And then they just tend to shoes and buy. And then they just like keep them in their closet, like their toys. Yeah, I know a lot of men who are obsessed

with their tennis shoes and they buy them sneakers, whatever. I can't do that. I gotta wear them. You gotta wear them. That's good baby. That's good to wear your stuff. So anything else going on over here? No, I wanted you last night you called me because you were watching Bethany. Oh, I was. What was that all about? There was a part of Bethany where I totally thought, okay, this would be Emily where there were sitting, there were on vacation somewhere, I believe in Mexico. That could be wrong.

And they're sitting in a chapel. And apparently the husband thought, oh, this is a beautiful chapel. You know, this would be great to do some wedding vows. And she goes, what, you're planning on getting married again? Getting married again. And he was implying because it was really close to their anniversary. And she had no idea it was like, they're anniversary. Yeah, yeah. Was he mad at her? He was a little upset. And I go, oh my God, this would totally

be. You think I would remember an anniversary with a guy? I don't know. You wouldn't. I don't write it down. I mean, I can roughly remember things. Yeah, I could see that being me. And I didn't salt some guy and he'd be mad at me. So I don't really have many other stories because I don't get date guys for that long. So I watched the show and also coming up is talking about working together.

Because, which I, you know what? See, this is the part I don't get and you say that men have a problem with this all the time Where a woman is more successful and they make a lot more money than the man that they're with some guys are uncomfortable with that Sure, I love it. I you yeah. Oh my god. Please go right go make money right I can just keep on Revox I get it. No, I get get it. Well, because you're a confident man. There's a lot of men who feel very tied to their earning potential or what they're making for living. And if a woman tops them, they can't handle that.

Yeah. I'm not saying every guy's like that. I'm going to make more probably than any guy I'm with. And they're going to have to be OK with that when I'm really rich. And he was there were like deciding if he should just, you know, become part of her company and quit his job. Quit his job and just.

Oh, wow, they talked about, so what do they decide? Well, that was the cliff. Oh, cliff, hangar, tinta, tinta. Cause they're still trying to decide it, cause he's like, you know, I don't know what to do. My mom, my stepdad dealt with that. They worked together and my mom did way better than he did. They sell their financial planners

and they worked my mom brought him into her company because he was the military for many years and they worked together and it was a little stressful. Like I think he stopped doing it after like 10 years and my mom was like the best in her. Like that's the woman who excels out of all the men. Like she wins all the awards and all the trips because she sells the most whatever she does and

And I think my son had a problem with that. I mean now he loves it. She's a bread. I don't like she has a house in Florida And she does really well whatever but but I think it took him a while like cuz men's egos are very fragile But I know you're saying yeah, you're like not me. Give me a million or a million air Go go make that money honey, right? I do not care. Yeah, I will. That's good, that's good. I would never want to. Oh my God, my significant other, she has millions of dollars. Oh my God, my life is terrible. Shut up.

Exactly. God, it's so crazy. I understand that a lot of people say that. I know they've egos like that and it's just as typical in our society that men are the breadwinners. So when women do it, it's rare and it has to take so strong man and a strong woman not to be annoyed. Like I actually have several married friends

who are women who are the breadwinners and they often get annoyed at their husbands because they're like, I'm so tired of bringing it all home. Like can't you make more money or do something else too because I'm making all the money. So it's like all different ways. Well yeah, that's, I don't know if that's fair. Only if the man is lazy and doesn't want to learn.

Well, that's what my friend thinks. She thinks her husband's lazy because he hasn't looked for new. She has a job, but he doesn't, he could be making a lot more. And she thinks he doesn't push himself enough, but this has been their problem since they've been married. And I'm like, he's not going to change. Like, this is just how he is, but she makes a ton of money. He has a job.

He has a job, though. He has a job, but he could do better. And she's super ambitious. But you know, opposite the track. So usually there's, I mean, it's rare that you find both people like completely exiling in a relationship, making the same amount of money, right? Isn't that rare? It is very rare.

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And I've been wearing them, I told you this last week. Yeah. Didn't I tell you this? Yeah. You can stick them inside you, they're weighted balls. Jesus. Like a tampon. Mm-hmm.

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That I have, that I have kegled, that I have the balls. That I balls in my joint. What you should do also, you know, not to get crazy on plugging everything, but you also have a book. I have a book, Hot Sex. Over 200 things you can try tonight. Yeah, you can buy it on Amazon and all a bunch of other places.

You should do, I know it's based off of a lot of illustrations, but you should figure out a way to do an audio book form of it. I think that would be cool. Really? Just read it. Yeah, my buddy, he's in the middle recording his audio book. So I think that would be cool. If you can figure out a way to just I think we could well, I think we could also I mean it is descriptive It's the words are descriptive around the photographs around the illustration

Kindle version no no I know I know it's okay Well no because the book is a beautiful and it's really reasonably priced too But beautiful illustrations and so no we haven't done them We've been approached and I'm talking to a publisher about it. There's like Kindle Fire, which is color. But I don't know why we don't do that. Well, that's sex. It's hard.

There's some graphic images and it don't not say for work. No, no. It's not say for work. No, it totally is. It's not dirty at all. Oh, no, it's not. And then also, you could probably have it in Android too. Android's down with that kind of stuff, yeah.

Working on it then. I'll do that. That's a good idea. Do it. Okay. Let's move into some sex in the news, Menace. Sex in the news. What do you got?

Okay. This is what I got for you. I've got. This is amazing. This is the news this morning. The Wevibe is now the most popular sex toy. What? So the Wevibe is a soft, crescent-shaped and barney purple.

The Wevibe isn't what most people imagine when they think of a sex toy, but it's the vibrator for couples created four years ago by an Ottawa husband, wife, husband and wife team, has recently been crowned the King of the Sex Toy World, outselling its competitors by 3-1, and it's the best-selling toy since the rotating rabbit. It is currently sold over 1.5 million units and will soon be available in friggin Walgreens. Dan. So, the Wii vibe, I got one years ago, and it's really cool because it's hard to explain it's like a C-shape and it's flexible, and there's vibrations on both points of the

C. And a woman, they call the couples vibrator because the woman sticks it inside, slides it inside her, plus the other half goes around and hits her clitoris. So it's like the C, does that make sense? It goes in her. It's a clamp. It looks like a clamp, but it's soft and pliable. And so when he can also, there's also room, it's slim,

so the man can go inside you, his penis, and he can feel the vibrations, which feel really good. So she's getting her clitoris energy spot vibrated with vibration, like it's just amazing, the Wevibe. So you can check out the Wevibe. Like I said, I'm gonna plug our sponsors again. The easiest one to do is at emeneve.com, coupon code Emily, and you get 50% off most items

and three adult DVDs. The deal with the Wevibe is I have one, but now they have a version three and a lot of couples, a lot of women can't have orgasms during sex, they can't, they need extra collateral simulation. That is like what's going to say in my grave, like you need extra collateral simulation. Like seriously, that's all I say, but this this fiber to help you do it, I'm just excited about them. They're not a sponsor or anything, but I'm excited that they're doing well, but this this fiber to help you do it. I'm just excited about them. They're not a sponsor or anything, but I'm excited that they're doing

well because they're good toy. That's good. Can you tell excited him? Yes, you're very excited. You love pimpin' the toys. I love pimpin' the toys. New French gadget gets you drunk instantly. So, where's you up just as quickly? What? Ready Menace? This is for you. If you like being drunk, but not for more than say half a minute, then the wild quantum sensation aerosol spray is for you.

It's like a Bianca Beth's breath spray. It delivers a tiny dose of alcohol directly to your mouth and gives you an instant drunk sensation that lasts just seconds. Its friends, developers say, we'll get rid of the harm of drinking while retaining the fun. Well, critics feel we abuse by alcoholics and can lead to accidents for 20 euros, the device, prior to the 21 shots, but at the moment, it's only available in Paris.

Sounds like a whip it or something. Do you ever do it with bits? No. Oh, me neither. I see people do a whip it's once. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the aerosol.

It's like what is it called? The whip it. It's like a damn it. How do you explain? Oh, well, you can take like a website that you suck on it. Thank do you explain? Oh, well, you can take like, like, that's outside. Yeah, and you suck on it. Thank God.

The interns are smart. We are. Thank God. There's so many brains in the room. Jesus Christ. But, um, why would you want to give get drunk for only a few seconds? I don't know.

That sounds stupid. But maybe it gets you kind of high. Maybe people would be down for it. Yeah. It's so funny. I was at Coachella, which is a music festival. And I was backstage. And I was walking by the trailers and there was this famous man who I do not will not mention

They were like doing whip. It's like really yeah, but they're bad for you right across right across from their trailer like seriously 10 feet away was Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and Steve Ioki like this laughing watching them They weren't doing them though. They weren't doing. I'll let me bet a start if they were doing them. They would Very desperate housewife Bethany rumor to have hooked up with the situation What? Rumors are swirling the Bethany, Frankl of the real house was New York City helped out with Jersey Shore Aguido, Mike the situation, and the fallout from the cheating scandals, threatening to destroy her already troubled marriage.

This is not true. I can't imagine that it happened. When it has come from HocusPocus.com, I don't even know where the say word came from. But I just thought I'd mention it because I thought you heard of it. I'm lying. Donutnet. She spent 5 minutes making out with them. What?

Well, I could see that maybe. Okay. But not like. I can't believe it's true. That's why we have to define hooking up because. It's as they cast. Ew. Why would she kiss that?

Because this, all right. My day and age, my generation, the people that I talk to on a daily basis, hooking up means sex. Hoking up, does it mean making up? We're gonna have this debate again? I don't know why you fight all the time. Hoking up means that you did everything but have sex.

You had sex, you had sex. Do you wanna just pick a letter out of my cell phone, we'll call the name on my cell phone, and we'll ask them. And they'll totally agree with me. I don't, what do you, what do the interns think? Assistant, everyone. We hooked up, when they said,

somebody get on a microphone over here. Who's ever closer? Come here. Come here, Kelsey. All right, now don't just agree with Emily because it's Emily and she's your boss, okay now tell Me why if you can't say a picture or tell me why you agree with me, okay? Now on the street when people say we hooked up do you think automatically oh we made out or we had sex I

would say hand job plus Get the hell out. I did not tell her to say that. Yeah, right. You winked. Hand job, I mean, hooking up doesn't mean sex. You had sex or you hooked up. You mean you hooked up means you did everything but. No.

You could still have sex, but it could also be that it doesn't necessarily mean you had sex. You like, in high school, hooking up was like dry humming. Right. Now it's probably sex, but it doesn't necessarily mean it's sex. Doesn't necessarily mean sex, but it can be sex. You say you describe it, hooking up means we had sex. Okay.

Anything other than that would say, you just, you say what, oh, you know, she gave me Phyllis. This article says they hooked up and then when you get into the article, it says they made out for five minutes. I know that's why I'm saying. That's why I'm trying to break it down for you. I go this is stupid because they said they hooked up. That means okay, you're wrong.

You're wrong. Hoking up is wrong. It's wrong. I'm sorry. The article's wrong. I think even I think why is it matter? But really it does matter because I'm right. But I know I'm just saying that people if you say we hooked up I don't see

I think that's not the bag on the East Coast, but only people on the East Coast says hooking up It only involves like making out stuff like here on the West Coast You had sex if you said you hooked up I disagree if you didn't know let's feedback it's sex with them. We tweet Emily tweet Emily sex with Emily sex Themaly at sex with Emily at sex them let her know that she's wrong. I'm a Facebook page sex with them. Or tweet Emily. Tweet Emily. Sex with Emily. Sex with Emily. At sex with Emily. Let her know that she's wrong. Or on my Facebook page, sex with Emily.

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Okay. Ask Men finds, you know, ask Men the website. It's a very popular website. Yeah. They do a lot of misogynistic advice for men. So ask Men finds men's ideal age for marriage. Online magazine Ask Men aim to find out of today's dudes really do want to stay single forever and the results are surprising. The majority of its readers pulled

74% so that the ideal age was 28 to 30. Well, 21% responded that 35 was ideal. Not many men wanted to get married at 40, with only 5% opting to tie the knot at that age. So most people think between 28 and 30, you should get for 74%. 28 and 30? Yeah, I think it should be more like between 30 and 35 is a good time to get married. Yeah, it is. That's what I think, but that's what these men found, the study. So study so you can get married no no no no no i'm not getting married i think it's like i'm just too it's seems like a lot of work like you got to like to the table you know what always scared me about getting married

beyond the whole commitment thing was the table settings like deciding who sits next to whom and like and going shopping for get like you got a register and get a dress and the white dress and the whole thing. I'm like, it's been done. I am. So everyone gets to do that. I'd rather do something else more interesting. I don't think too much about the ceremony, but I think about the reception. Yeah, I love the plan or reception. Like whoever I'm marrying needs to move the hell out of the way because I'm playing the reception.

And it's going to be. I would never want to. It's going to be the best reception you've ever been to. I know I can't wait for you to get married. Can I make a speech? Yes, we're gonna have funk master flex in the mix, you know, he's gonna be dropping bombs on fools and then we're gonna have bands come out like Green Day. I don't know. Oh, it sounds fun, Menace. I can't wait to see the woman that you marry. Yeah, she's gonna be a lucky lady, isn't she? Yeah That's fun, men. It's like, can't we see the woman that you marry? Yeah, she's gonna be a lucky lady, isn't she? Uh-huh. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna give her a menist owner's manual. Oh, okay.

About what you want, what you don't want, because I feel like I know. Okay. We've got some emails from the people. From the weepers. We love hearing from the weepers. It's feedback at sexwithemlee.com. We try to get to all your emails,

and if we don't, we will eventually, and if we never do, it doesn't mean we don't love you. Okay. I mean, I can't read them all. I mean, I can't read them all. She has a DVD. I do have a DVD, so keep them short.

And to the point, tell us where you're from. Hi, Emily Menace. Love the show. You guys are doing great. Do you just want to say that over the past year of listening, I've picked up a lot of information from you guys. Keep up with the good work and come through Chicago sometimes. I would love to see you two face to face.

Lots of love, Thomas from Joliett, Illinois. You love Chicago. I love it. I was actually talking to you. He's a premium friends of that as a member. What? From Chicago on the phone last night. I think I kind of annoyed him,

because I was setting up an interview. I was like, oh, you're in Chicago? I love Chicago. I love this. I'm kind of like, oh, that's great. I love you. Yeah, but I gotta go. No, it's cold here. Yeah, I mean, because it is, it's, yeah, that's great. I love you. Yeah, but like I gotta go. I'm busy.

No, it's cold here. Yeah, I mean, because it is, it's, yeah, Midwest. It's freezing. Hi, Emily, hope you're good. Oh, and anyway, thank you. Thomas, we love hearing those comments that you like to show and change your life. Yeah, and again, don't forget, add in there

how you listen to the show. Yeah, we want to know, do you listen to it on your phone? XM. XM. On the web, sexelmy.com. There's so many ways to listen. It's almost hard not to listen.

Emily, hope you're good. Love this show and the work that you and men us are doing every week. I'm 25 years old and I've been dating my girlfriend for eight years this month. Wow. Okay, we've spent, that's a long time together. We've spent most of that time apart

and we never really lived together besides the time we spent together in college and the getaways we have now and again. We've a great sex life and apart and we never really lived together besides the time we spent together in college and the getaways We have now and again. We've a great sex life and I get all I need from her when she's in the mood that is My one major issue though is that she does not go down on me She has barely tried over these eight years and says she's not comfortable with it Any more inquiring on my part and we're bound to argue about it I love going down on her and no I can't push her to do what she doesn't want to do,

of course. Wait, he goes down on her. Let me finish. Okay. This is ridiculous. How would you suggest I can warm her up to the idea? This is Robbie from Lusaka, Lusaka, ZM. What?

Where the hell is that? Lusaka, Lusaka, Zm. Can you guys get on the Google please? Thank you. What's the Zm? We're going to find out. Okay. So the point is, this is the thing. Give it. It sounds like you're giving and you're receiving and you're not. You're giving and usually when you give you receive it, it's not happening. So I would say you should still go down on her if you want to go down on her,

but there actually are ways. Like, first of all, I would say you should still go down on her if you want to go down on her But they're actually our ways like first of all I would oops. Wow My phone there are ways that you can First of all I would talk to her about why she doesn't want to what is it about her? Where is it Zambia? That's in place, and I've been heard of what's Zambia? It's an Africa. Oh African house That's awesome. Okay, so listen. So listen, listen, people, listen up. This is what I want to say. First, you need to talk to her, but why she doesn't want to do it. It sounds like she says no, and you ask her to, and she says no, and then it back and forth. But find out specifically, what is it that she doesn't like? Is she afraid that she's

bad at it? I know there's a lot of women who think they're not very good at it. There's some women who just don't like the thought of a penis being her mouth. They don't need the taste of semen. I would find out what it is. Maybe she had a bad experience once. Maybe she think, yeah, I would just try to get to the bottom of it. So get more information. However, I've got an amazing new invention for you that would,

I think if a woman has a problem with oral sex, she will totally be down with going down. If she tries a mask, it's M-A-S-Q-E, and it's like that list, remember we brought these in a few months ago? It's a listarene strip that masks the taste of semen. For some, the taste associated with fleshyo can make giving oral sex undesirable, and it comes in four flavors, chocolate, strawberry,

mango, watermelon. And it can bring you guys closer together if they're into, you know, if she's into it. So maybe she doesn't like the taste or the gags or makes her uncomfortable. You put these things in your mouth, it dissolves and then has this minty feeling after and they're really super cool.

So go to their website, mask, you can buy them, make a buy them in storage, you can buy them in good vibes or Adam and Eve. I believe you can buy them anywhere now. But maybe I just also mentally, maybe she doesn't want to put a penis in her mouth. Well, that's what I wanted. He needs more information because it's not going to happen by him saying, well, you go down to me and she says, no, you go down to me, you know, it's been eight years. They've been having the same freaking conversation for eight years,

which is the problem with most couples, by the way. If you're in a relationship and you're listening and you look at the issues you've been having, I bet you've been having the same argument for a while, but have you ever gone deeper? You need to stop, a lot of times couples stay up in one level and they keep having the same argument, but they never get into the heart of it and why? So why doesn't she want to perform all sex? What's it about? Think about whatever your issue is.

Go deeper with it this weekend, everyone. Go deeper with your issues with your partner because you keep having the same fight over and over again. A lot of couples don't ever move past things because they're like, I did it. You never pick up your clothes. What's it all about? Yes. I've been getting a lot of tweets lately, actually, from the listeners, and you think I that I'm joking, but I'm not. They've been asking me about the the sex toy that I've been developing the dump truck. Oh Jesus, no you have not.

I swear I'll show it to you and I've been getting tweets from listeners and saying they want a dump truck. They want to yeah, they want to hot and sexy sounding. They want to update on the dump truck. Can we do work on the name? No, that's it's all about the name. So the dump truck. I've been having some issues with the scientists in Japan has been catching on fire lately, but we'll get the kings worked out

You're the last person to be developing a sex toy. I know hate the market by store the dump truck the dumb truck It's a sexy baby. Hey baby. You want to check out my new toy? It's called the dump truck This is sexy catching on fire. if she's been really a downer. Menace, okay. Hi, Emily. I'm only 22 years old and have no problem getting an erection. But while I'm having sex, sometimes I ejaculate prematurely with what can I do

to control myself from doing that? Aim for her face. It's Rob from the Callister Oklahoma. So we, this is a very premature regulation. Huge, huge, huge for men, erectile dysfunction, whatever you want to call it, I hate calling it dysfunction because it makes you feel like something is wrong with you. Nothing is wrong with you, but we can work on it. And this side you work on it.

First of all, keglexercises, as I've already mentioned that I have an app called kegel camp. But besides that, they strengthen your PC muscles, known as the P-stapping muscles. So when you stop and start the flow of urine, those are those muscles. And if you do that five minutes a day, you could do what you're sitting in a traffic light. You could do it right now where you're listening, sitting at work, wherever the hell you are, driving at home watching TV. Five minutes a day, they build up your stamina when you have intercourse, and you take a few minutes a day, and the stimulation will help you last longer and fat.

Now most men have a position that they most often ejaculate in. So you've got to notice this position. If you usually ejaculate, well, for example, doggy style, which is common, save that position for later. Make sure that she gets off. Make sure you go down in her or you use a toy or you do something so she has her orgasm and then you're not in just your uncomfortable position. Because if it happens like all the time, it does become a problem.

It does. But once in a while, not a big deal. So if you're listening to this and it happened you last night, not a big deal. But if it happens all the time, you've got to start doing these exercises. And that's what they recommend. Kegel, they recommend the Stop and Start method where you masturbate. Oh, it's masturbation month. What a great time to work on your ejaculation issues.

You do the Stop and Start method where you masturbate into the, it's masturbation month. What a great time to work on your ejaculation issues. You do this stop and start method where you masturbate into the point where you're about to orgasm and then you stop. So you can start learn to recognize that point when you're having sex that you get to and then you can stop it. There's so many way of things you can do. So don't have sex the same way you masturbate, quick thrusts and a finish won't help the situation and won't be pleasiting for her. So don't do the quick same way you masturbate, quick thrusts, and a finish won't help the situation and won't be pleasiting for her. So don't do the quick thrusts that you're doing. Don't be a jackrabbit.

Yeah. I mean, jackrabbit, you're just ready to explode. Exactly. But this is like one of our most common questions. So we got to get into it. And males, tweet, email, or Facebook. I mean, you probably want to want to put it on Facebook. But, you know, what position do you think

gets you off the most? I think just missionary, that's the problem I have. What, that's what, right? Yeah, if I get on top, then it's over, you know. So if you get on top, you orgasm more quickly. Yeah, but any other position, I'm good. Huh, really? Okay. Yeah. So you usually don't start in that position. Yeah, but any other position I'm good. Huh, really? Okay. Yeah. So you usually

don't start in that position. Yeah, I ended it. And it you'll roll after four minutes. You roll over. I have a four minutes idea. Damn, four minutes. All right. Let me just get on the house again. This, uh, that's good. Minus four. Five and then you go to sleep. And then I'm good. Then you order pizza and watch um, Jersey Shore. Okay. Hi, Emily. I'm good. Then you order pizza and watch, um, Thursday, sure. Okay, hi, Emily. I'm a 30 year old divorce mom and I've been dating a guy for almost three months and things have been going pretty good. He recently called because he wanted to see me and in the same breath,

asked if I had $20 for gas. Yeah. This was a bright red flag for me and has made me take a step back. When did men start asking women for money, especially if he's only been dating for two to three months? Am I over thinking this? Michelle from Baltimore, Maryland. Well, first off, you're Baltimore.

Michelle, you're not over thinking it. I think that it's strange for a guy that you're dating for only two to three months. Now, if you live together, you were married. It's like, hey, baby, I don't got my, I can't get my TM. Get in my check tomorrow. Can you give me 20 bucks? Two to three months, can I borrow 20 bucks for gas? It's just not hot, not attractive, not cool.

Like ask your buddies, why is he going to you? Doesn't he, can he go to someone else besides you? I just, to me personally, I would be, I would be taking it back by that. She's thirties, she divorces, mom. This guy wants 20 bucks, what is her son? It sounds like her son. Damn, Bobby, can I have 20 bucks for gas?

Yeah. What do you think? No, no, no, no, you gotta be at least dating hardcore for a year before you start borrowing money for gas, but even then, it's like, I've never borrowed money from a guy of data. You have different ideals. I just haven't paid for everything.

What? Yeah, different ideals. I do. You do, it do. Same thing. I like when guys I date. You know what we think. Do you know what it's funny? What?

It's funny. People can go back and listen to podcasts. Yep. We've got 433 of them. And yeah. If you can go back to, I was watching television yesterday. Local television show. There's a talk show.

I forget the name of it. Two guys are on there. And I can prove that these guys either somehow listen to the show or listen to me on another radio show because remember I said you can't show up to a date with a group on. I started that I'm the one who brought that in months ago years ago and then you tweeted it the next day but whatever. What? But either way. Doesn't matter but you can't go on to do the group on right. either way these guys

Forbatom said the same thing, but I think okay, they probably stole it from the show You can't go you can't go on a first day with the group on no, I said I cannot bring a coupon or a group on on a first day Yeah, I said that a hot a group on is an online coupon We's on the show online and then on another radio show And it was just on the it just on TV the other day, on a local television show. I'm like, he's still for me because he's told for me. Did I?

Yeah, so I brought it in once. Show the proof. You wanna go back 155, 50 episodes? I'm just typing your Gmail, I'm sure it's there if you said it. I did say it. Men, as I brought it in, it's like a story one day. But that's cool, you always steal my stuff.

Oh, I always steal your stuff. That's what I said you do, and I think it's cute. And I never call you out on it. What, I always steal your stuff. That's what you do and I think it's cute. And I never call you out of it. What, what I steal bring it up. Lots of stuff like the Hermes bag. You didn't know what Hermes bags were. And that's what I brought it up. I brought you out.

No, I, do. We're not gonna get any of you. You're in no way in hell. And then there was something else I said to you once and you went in and you- I do, I swear to God, I would cop to it. No, there was something else recently that I said during the show and then you tweeted it and I'm like that's cool I can't remember what it was. I'll go back and find it. I'll go back and find it

But not I swear God I'll own up to anything but this will I will free it in tomorrow Arm is from some other chick for a long time for like forever, but that was not the big That was not the most important one and I can never since you tweet every five seconds. I'll never find it But it was something the big, that was not the most important one and I can never since you tweet every five seconds. I'll never find it, but it was something that it was like, it was something, if I just had a moment here, but I can't have to take a moment because we're busy, but it'll come to me. It's what it is. It's you, it was like, it was not even that you'd have to cop to it because it's so well-documented

that it was something that I said. All right. But I can't remember what it is right now. Okay. Damn it, people, I'm sorry. It'll come to me when I'm doing other stuff. Like talking about masturbation. Okay.

Which we're going to get into here. Now, we talked about why you're like that. Emily has the worst memory, everybody. Just the worst. Would you remember tweet from like a month ago, two months ago that you said that was a... I remember a lot of things I did. You must remember, you stole it directly from me.

I was shocked. I stole it directly from me. I was shocked. I stole it directly from you. It was a quote that I said that was obviously funny and good, and then you used it. Okay. I'll find it out to you. I'll retweet the tweet. Because when I look at the comedy, I never wanted to be like, oh, I said that. I thought you that.

I was going to, but I didn't. Okay. Maybe there was not enough room in the tweet that can give you credit, because I probably would give you credit. No, I think you just used surplendent information. You forgot that I didn't. Okay, maybe there was not enough room in the tweet that can give you credit. Because I probably would give you credit. No, I think you just used surplum information, you forgot that I say it. Really? I've taught you everything you know, Manus.

Oh, really. Yeah, really. Wow, the truth is coming out. The truth comes out. Damn. Okay, so mutual masturbation. Woody Allen said, I was the best I ever had as we said at the beginning of the show.

And he says masturbation is sex with someone you love. That's another famous Woody Allen quote. was the best I ever had as we said the beginning of the show and he says the masturbation is sex with someone you love That's another famous Woody Allen quote and it's true masturbation masturbation month One of my favorite things is mutual masturbation. I'm a huge flippin fan of mutual masturbation and I want to tell you why because First of all, it's a great way for you and your partner to show each other what you like. Right? You're sitting there, you're masturbating. Either you can mutually masturbate each other. Like I could be masturbating you and you're masturbating me or we could both lay back, masturbate, and watch each other and see like what,

how he moves his hand like that or she moves your fingers like that and you know what spots I need to touch to get off. And so it can be combined effort and it can help to give and receive visual and vocal stimulation. There are no rules except no penetration. So play and be played. So decide that you're going to not have sex and you're just going to mutually masturbate

so you can learn more about your partner. So here's a deal. Sometimes, some places that you can try mutual masturbation, some good ways to start is when you're looking at porn together, I think watching porn can be very fun for couples while telling or reading dirty stories. When one partner is more roused or more in the mood than the other. So maybe you're partner wants sex and you don't and you're just like, let's just masturbate or I'll just watch you and I'll do my own thing. I'll whip out my toy or whatever.

When you're not ready to go all the way, so you're not ready yet, like you're not ready to have sex yet and you can be to masturbate or when you absolutely just need to get off. So, okay, do you have ever done this with someone, mutual masturbate? No. Never? No, they have sex. You what? I have sex. You never just be to mutual masturbate? No. Never? No, they have sex. You what? You never just mutually masturbate.

No, what's, I, I mean, do you like it? You support it, I'm not gonna knock it too much. I just think it's a great teaching tool for couples to learn what each other likes. You can start by misogying each other's bodies and work your way up to masturbating together. I figured out what they like with my penis. It's like a pointing tool.

Oh, pointed here. Oh, you like that. Because me, like during intercourse. Yeah. But sometimes, I honestly, I really never even thought of the masturbation thing. It was like, oh, we should both masturbate. Right, that's why I'm bringing it up.

It's a great tool. So whether you take care of business, well, he watches, or the two of you take turns masturbating with another, you can have pleasure just watching each other reach sexual fulfillment. You can introduce toys to assist you in reaching orgasm. This is a great time for a man to try out a masturbation sleeve or something like that. There's the fleshlight, which is that. So there are the, there's the fleshlight, which is great. You've seen the flashlight. Yeah. And there is the tank of

masturbation sleeve. Why are you laughing? I'm just listening to all the ones you're listening. Um, um, Why do you want to wear on the radio? Jesus Christ. Uh, you, you can have your parties of vibrator or G spot toy if you're a woman. Uh, and, um, so the fleshlight That's from the radio, Jesus Christ. You can have your partner use a vibrator or a G-spot toy if you're a woman. The fleshline is one of the most popular masturbation sleeves. You can have your partner stroke. If you're afraid of sex toys as a male, they do make these masturbation sleeves that a woman could do it for you if you're like, I'm not using toys.

It feels really good. It has the nubby things on the inside. And you can, it's just a way to make me use lots of lube and you go up and down and you could buy it at amoneave.com. You can keep on codemily. And so for women, you can use a vibrator or a G-spot toy. It's a great way a lot of women can't achieve orgasm through intercourse. They just can't.

So they need like a toy and whatever. It's also like I said it's educational. You can learn like the strokes. Like I can learn how fast you go when you're about to have an orgasm. I learn like where you taught. If I'm like thinking about a man, me looking at a man's penis. I can learn how you move your hands, you move up and down, do you rub the shaft, do you rub the tip. Like, you know how every guy does differently. Yeah. Did you know that? Yeah, like, you know how every guy does differently. Yeah. Did you know that? Yeah, they do.

And every woman does differently. Yeah, that's why I know every man does it differently. Because every woman is not the same. But don't you think it's hot to watch a woman masturbate? Don't you think that'd be hot? No, because I want to have sex with them. Ah, so boring. You're such a one trick pony.

No, it's just you just believed that, oh, everything that a woman does is hot, and a guy finds it hot, no. A lot of guys find it super hot to watch a woman masturbate. Yeah, and a lot of guys say, yeah, go ahead and do that. Great.

Just knowing that they're gonna get laid later, so they just let them do what they ever the hell they want. Okay, you speak for one man. Yes, I guess. So one of the best things about mutual masturbation is the opportunity to get the hand on lesson on how to get your lover off.

Verbal feedback combined with a hand on demonstration will intensify your sexual bond and enhance your communication. So it's, and it can be kinky too. You can say like we can't have sex. You can tease them where you both touch each other Touch yourselves and don't touch each other I'm tired part of and tease them like you just masturbate them. So it's just a fun fun for the whole family It's very fun. You like the tying of the up. What? I do like the tying of the up and I just got some new bondage tape

Which I know Got a brand new bondage tape, which I'm not gonna have. Oh no. Got a brand new bondage tape. It's so cool. It looks like electrical tape, but you can reuse it. It sticks to itself. I don't even know how to explain it. It's like electrical tape.

It doesn't rip your eyelashes off if you put it over your... When are they gonna do that with caution tape? See, you should. I want to make my own bondage tape that's a sector that I'm going to yell over it. Yeah, it'll be yellow. Oh, caution tape like you died. Like there was a death or something. No, a discussion tape.

Oh, that's different. It'll be really cool. What's the tape that you're using someone dies? The yellow tape that's going to be slime. Yeah, caution tape. That's what I'm saying. That's what I said. Jesus, OK, we've got some other stuff.

So you're not into mutual masturbation. I'm moving on to something else. Not into it. I just think it's you need to try, this is a suggestion by partner. Let me buy you a first experience with mutual masturbation. I will tell you, my first experience

with mutual masturbation was, I've had a lot of them. I mean, it's not like my first, it's like, I can't. No, but I wanna hear about your very first one. I don't even remember my first one, but let me think about it. One time that sticks out is that we were, I was using a lot of men find it super hot

when a woman uses a sex toy on her, not a big penis-looking sex toy, but something little like a pocket rocket. Or the jiju me me, which is my obsession, which I lost. I lost my favorite vibrator. I can't find it from anywhere. How do you lose it?

I don't know. I'm freaking out. And the whole entire freaking cruise coming to my house tomorrow. And I can't find this toy anywhere. The dog found and hid it. Do you think that my dog ate my vibrator? I don't think the dog ate it,

but I probably hid it somewhere. Have you found any vibrators or sex toys that have two like teeth marks on it? No. But sometimes my dog watches me masturbate. That's kind of weird. But then she just kind of scales down. She knows what's going on.

So first, mutual masturbation is, I would say it was just, I was using a toy and he thought it was super hot and then he started masturbating and then we just like watched each other. I don't have like a great story. I'm sorry. Have you done mutual masturbation and not had sex with that person. Yes, absolutely. Oh, ever Yeah, I'm sure I have

Yes, yes mutual masturbation is like I don't want to sexy because there's people in the other room It's a part of how to sell I know I'm disembarrassed you're embarrassed. I'm just kidding go ahead I know I'm disembarrassed. You're embarrassed? No, I'm just kidding. Go ahead. But no, I watched him get off. I really remember the first time watching that I did mutual masturbation with the guy that I realized how, like it helped, it informed me because I was like,

oh, that's how he likes me to touch. So when I was performing oral sex on him, I knew what he did with his hand to get himself out. I knew all the things that made him feel good because he did it with his hand. So I could even have him out. I recreated the scenario with my mouth. I'm like a magician or something.

You should get a Nobel Peace Prize for that. I should, what shouldn't I? So I know you've known mutual master race and stories stories there. So we're gonna get into another topic here. And the topic is? Settle ways to get her in the mood. Okay.

Because this is another big one that comes up that she... Now, I also think I'm gonna preface this by saying, I think it's a myth that it's only women who don't want to sex. Like, there's such the myth of the not tonight, Hania, I have a headache, and I don't want to have sex. But there's many men I hear from women all the time, like my partner doesn't, my male partner doesn't want to sex. But these are ways to get her in the mood.

If she's not, they're already. You buy a pair of Christian Louis Vuitton shoes. Done deal. You're getting laid. I'm serious. That would work for me. You'll get laid. No. Well, it would, it would, it would fell us. Christian Louis Vuitton a $800 shoes. And some dude that I met Vegas, I gave him my friggin name and address because he was gonna buy me a pair. He probably just is gonna come stock me.

Yeah, great. He has sent him to me at the most powerful sex organ that we talk about all the time, menace. What is that? What's the most powerful sex organ? I'm gonna start quizzing menace and things that I say. Heartful sex organ, the heart. The brain. I know, it's the brain, but I, what is that? What's the most powerful sex over there? I'm gonna start quizzing menace and things that I say. Heartful sex organ, the heart. The brain.

I know, it's the brain, but I was trying to say heart. So that is where women and men start thinking about sex, because thoughts follow feelings, actions, follow thoughts, you start thinking about sex. So you've got to get them in the mood with their brain. So pay attention to the women in your life, figure out the things that she's likely to need or appreciate if you want to get some.

Hmm. Okay, the first thing is, pick up on her cues when she's not dropping hints. This may lead to more than just a thank you. If the girl you're interested in talks about a book that she loves, or mentioned something wonderful she ate, make a mental note,

just like you do this, menace, and follow up. Next time you're serving the net, make a mental note, just like you do this menace and follow up. Next time you're surfing the net or to her favorite authors, you novel or something vintage she may have missed when you're out and about, grab the beer she raved about. So this is more about just like relationships of two. Like, I love when a guy remembers something that I told him months ago and then he does something about it. And I tried to do the same for my guys, but I'm not as good at it because I'm busy. I try to drop mental notes on cheek-solid time,

doesn't work. Works for me though. I mean, when I make the mental notes, because I'm really good at that. I know, like that girl you took her to like the Rihanna concert or something. Yeah, and we met Rihanna back stage. Right, that was cool.

And stuff like that. So these are the things that are gonna get women going. It's not about the way you touch her nipple in the first five seconds that you want to sex. It's like getting her there, getting her there. So that are going to get women going. It's not about the way you touch her nipple in the first five seconds that you want to sex. It's like getting her there, getting her there. So you want to remember things. You just want to be a good man, good boyfriend.

Remember things that she wants and act on them. And it means she's not dropping kids in his womb to say, oh, I love that author. And then you remember that. Where am I going in 10 days? Vegas. Ah, you trying to see? You love me. I'm testing you.

And then you're going again, then we get after. Uh-huh, and then where am I going after that? Chicago. Nope. No where. San Diego. Why how would I do that? Because I've said it a couple times.

But it's okay. San Diego is boring. Okay, just kidding. It's beautiful. I honestly don't want to go. I'm supposed to be going there for a Bachelor party. I love San Diego. Oh, I love love love. I love it too. It's kind of it's like sunny and like whatever I feel it's kind of like a mix of why in San Francisco to be honest downtown area if you're if you're walking around right But to go there for a bachelor party. I don't know

Yeah, you don't seem like the bachelor party type. Like you're not gonna be like, oh no, I'm not sure. Are they like the stripper guys? Are they gonna go see strippers and stuff? Yeah, I'm gonna go see, I just don't, you know what? I don't wanna spend money on some chick that's not gonna give me Flascio.

I know, understand. It's like, why? Why don't I know what? I don't want Flascio from a stripper that's willing to give Flascio inside a club because then she probably done that for She probably you're probably like her fifth customer. She just came back from brushing her teeth and wiping the gizz off her face from the last guy Yeah, I know so I don't want to do that actually it's a funny story

When I was in turn Long long time ago I went with one of the radio DJs and he's like yeah, I guess I'm gonna take you to strip club And so we go to Marcus Street if anybody knows Marcus Street I went with one of the radio DJs and he's like, yeah, I'm going to take you to strip club. And so we go to Marcus Street, if anybody knows Marcus Street, strip clubs in San Francisco or were like the CD's, strip clubs ever. So we go in there and so we go in there and they know who he is and they introduce me. They're like, oh, yeah, this guy, he's a big time radio DJ.

I've never been on radio before in my life. Right. He's always one of the biggest radio DJs out there. And they go, okay, yeah, then they took me, uh, VIP and put me in this like VIP room with this chick and this chick like pulls out a condom. She's like, oh, she's like, do you have a Benjamin? Like a hundred bucks.

Then I could have sex with her. I was like, I'm like, no no I'm just interned and she's like She immediately like gets up and opens the door and she goes he's just an intern That's amazing. Yeah, she had it all her oh yeah, she was attractive But a girl that's willing to have sex with you for a hundred bucks at a city trip love guys Don't do it. Don't do it. But a lot of guys get off on that. No matter how much you want to get laid, don't do it. I know so many guys who have gotten a hand job with blow jobs at strip clubs.

Just don't tell me about it. Don't tell your girlfriend about it. Don't do it. If you do it, just don't tell anyone. Don't. Okay, the next way is to get her in the mood. I fell over at it. I have a lot of strip clubs stories.

I actually fell over at a strip club. I fell over at a table when I was drunk and I got kicked out of a strip club. You get kicked out of everywhere. I'm not surprised. Yeah. And I, my friend barfed on a stripper once. Oh, nice. So drunk. That he he barfed on the strip on the stripper stage. She was dancing and then he barfed on her again. He was really really. He's now and doesn't drink anymore. I actually went to a strip club once with some like really high rollers and they're like, yeah, I actually went to a strip club once with some really high rollers. They're like, yeah, I'm able to take care of you. It was a strip club where you can drink.

So I'm drinking and they're like, oh, yeah, take them up to the VIP. And it's like this glass elevator that takes me up to this special VIP floor. And I go there, and I'm not even keeping track of time. I'm just wasted, talking to the shipper and then finally, like my friends were calling me back down. I go back down and they go, that just cost $600. Just talk to her? Yeah, I don't even remember how long I was up there.

Wow, he should have just done something, not like he should have. Okay, the next thing, subtle ways to get her in the mood groom yourself, how about that? This is just a personal thing. Some women are into grooming, some next thing, subtle ways to get her in the mood, groom yourself. How about that? This is just a personal thing. Some women are into grooming, some aren't, but trimming hairs from your back, nose, and manly zones is fine, but you don't need to go crazy. Keep your toenails neatly trimmed at all times, for example.

Pay attention to your hygiene. Hygiene is a number one thing that people complain about men and women. Is the biggest thing is like she doesn't shave, he doesn't shave, she's not clean, he's not clean, whatever. Check this out. Check this out. This is a question I've never asked you before.

Uh oh. How do you tell a woman? Because there's a lot of women out there that do not know this, that they kind of have a hairy lower back. You don't. You don't. You don't. You don't. It's a little gross you out.

I don't think it's hot. So how are you like like peach fuzz or? I say peach fuzz, but sometimes the peach fuzz is a little darker. Oh my god. Now I'm going to go home. I'm going to go out in the bathroom and look at my back. They have no idea because how are you able to even look at your lower back? And your girlfriends aren't telling you because they love hanging on you. I think this is a message to all the women listening right now.

It's like, hey, just check out a little mirror or talk to somebody that you trust. Women are allowed to tell their boyfriends to get their backs waxed or whatever. I guess men could sit tell the woman to and be like, you know, baby, you got some hair right there. Yeah, I want to get it right. So is it like, you know, baby, you got some hair right there. Yeah, I want to get a little, you're a little bit slow. So is it like a buzzkill? Like, are you like, oh, no, is it like a deflator? No, no, it's not a, a, a bone killer at all, but it's just, you know, I mean, if you're,

if you're waxing everything else, you might as well just get the little back here. Yeah, back here, but they don't know that. We're also, yeah, have you ever seen hair on women's nipples? Uh, nipples, not hardcore, but they don't know that. We're also, yeah, have you ever seen hair on women's nipples? Uh, nipples not hardcore but I've heard horror stories. Yeah, there's a lot of women who get nipple hairs and you have to let that, you can see. Yeah, but some people don't pay attention.

They don't want to take care of that. Or they don't care or some women don't care. Or the women, you are pigs if you do not take care of this. The ones that have the happy trail all the way to the belly button. Yeah, that's common. Come on. That's common.

Come on. What? Take care of it, ladies. I know. I don't care how fast it grows back. Shave it up. I know. Or wax it.

Yeah, there's a lot of them that have dark stomach hair. Yeah, I don't have that. Thank God, not about me. The trail all the way from the vagina to the belly button. Come on. How dark is it, dark? Sometimes they're dark. Thank God, not about me. The trail all the way from the vagina to the belly bone. Come on, ladies. How dark is it, dark? Sometimes they're dark.

You know? You can bleach it, shave it, laser it. Do something. Yeah, get it off. Something. Okay, do something to destress your lover's life without being asked. These are ways to get her in the mood. Fix or replace something that's broken.

If she's having a tough week at work, cook dinner or pick some take-out. Pick up some take-out. Anything that lightens her load will free up her time and show that you care. Also, make sure you clean up your, clean up after yourself. Don't make her feel like she is your maid. Dirty dishes and laundry are not afford easy acts. Did you just laugh at the word load? What do you know? I would never do that. And then high five Steve. So we did. Oh my god. and then high five Steve, so he did. Oh my God, you're funny. So just do something, my guy that I'm dating,

he fixed my friggin' lamp that I thought I was gonna have to take into a place. He's like, oh, I just know that switch that you need from lows and you wouldn't pick it up the other night and he fixed my friggin' lamp. And he's like, he's like, he's MacGyver. He fixes everything. He knows how to do every single thing that's ever broken in my life

And I can't tell you how it is Maybe he can fix your situation with a commitment He's working on it. I think he's working on it. All right, okay, so then Finally these are ways together in the mood. Wow So then finally, these are ways to get her in the mood. Wow, men tend to be aroused by visual cues, right? You see her nipple slip, you get turned on. Women are more immediately turned on by what they smell.

A Rome is at a focus sense of calm and well-being for women are good. On the other hand, even so-called good smells, perfumes, certain foods, or flowers could spell death to her desires. Each woman is a person, personal filing cabinet of smells and do positive or negative reactions. So get to know what smell your lady's like and what turns her off and send and avoid sense that triggers her, that triggers her accordingly.

So like find out what kind of perfume she wears or she likes vanilla. Vanilla is very popular. She'll speak afrodigiac. So, smell is big and it also turns around. And there's another thing that I wanna say is that, do you, well, first of all, scent is a big thing. Do you think that women, like, if you're a woman, like you can't stand her scent? Her smell?

Her scent, her smell. Bratia. Right. Like smokers, sometimes smokers, man, you make out of the smoker is dehydrating. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Yeah, don't smoke.

And there's like, you know, a certain smell that goes along with it. Okay, but there's a final thing that I have to say about this one about getting around the mood is, or for Janet could smell like fish, but, you know, it does happen. It does happen, huh? Yeah. Hot rocks. This is what I want to talk to you about. Hot rocks.

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So we are good here, huh? It's Friday night. We're almost ready to wrap up this show. Is there anything final that you'd like to say to me, you menace? I said, don't drink and drive that stuff will kill you. But take a lot of shots of patrol. Take some shots of patrol and use protection. And talk to your partner about something this weekend that you've been dying to talk

about that you haven't been able to bring up. I'd like everyone to initiate one new conversation. Why does that good one? Yeah, that's good. One thing, not the whole thing, but everything. So thanks for listening to Sex with Emily. Thanks for listening. Was it good for you?

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