Sex With Emily - SWE: Two Quickies & an Orgasm

Episode Date: October 18, 2012

In these two quickie episodes, Emily tells you how to get in on whether you're naked at the Harbin Hotsprings or on a cruise. She then describes how to pleasure women in bed, from foreplay to roleplay, with a little oral sex in between. The show comes to a strange end with Emily involved in a somewhat disturbing Fast food fantasy, dressed up as the Hamburgeler. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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cocoa and fujero. Not just that, they look great in your home. So help us keep this podcast free. Check them out today at Emily and Tony.com. And you're welcome. I Secret institutions Betruise they call them in a bygone way hey, I believe you got a boyfriend cuz my man here He just got his heartbroken he thinks you're kind of cute The girls got everything oh my the women know about shrinkage isn't it common? No, what do you mean like laundry? It shrinks and we not talk about sex so much are you kidding me? I'm on

Fierce. I'm born being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just playing with Are you kidding me? Oh, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom everything in between. For more information about sex with Emily, go to sexwithemily.com with me. This is door of podcast center for mailing list by sex toys and for our SSB. So you never miss another sex with Emily show again. I haven't mentioned my iPhone app in a while. You have not. I have an iPhone app. A hundred and more sex tips from sex with Emily. You should definitely buy that if you don't have it already. We have an audience survey. We'd love you to answer a few questions about what you like about the show. We don't like. And I can handle it. Twitter, you can find me Emily Morris, M-O-R-S-E, and on Facebook, my fan page is Sex with Emily. Matt, that's what about you? Uh, just white and then it's calm. But I want to think I had a couple listeners actually hit me

up this week on Facebook, and I want to thank them for listening. And thank you for hitting me up on Facebook.com slash white men. It's just like how they they love the show they never go into detail as much as they deal with you right It is telling me that they like to show me six page emails. Yeah, I think they I think they know my personality where it's like I'm not gonna read your Oh my god, well, they sent them to me which we need thank you I love their email and we would love to take on your emails at feedback at sexplownme.com. Exactly. But menist does not. But he shares some time. So here, this is, as you know, we're doing a lot more shows. This is one of our shorter shows, a quickie show. Mm-hmm.

Where it's going to be reading emails from listeners. Real quick though. It's a Friday. It's TJ, yeah, baby. And you have a young gentleman coming to town. I have no, well, yes, He's coming to town on Monday, but Saturday I have a guy making me dinner. Really? Do they know about each other? Yes, in fact, I had a conversation. It's a competition.

No, but this one guy, I've been seeing him for like, maybe his like, or fifth or sixth date, and it's kind of like, I don't think he's that, I don't know how into each other we are. I think it's just, but he wants, we were gonna go to dinner And then he's like can I make you dinner and I know he's a really good cook so I was like great make me dinner But I don't know what's gonna happen. I promised to report more about what happens next week. Okay

Our sex goes so blah blah this guy's gonna make you dinner Do you even tell you like what he's gonna make? No, okay? This guy's not interesting next one. What's the good? The other guy is coming to town and he's got work here. Yeah, which is bull crap anyways. And he's gonna be working here and he's here for two nights, but I can only see him one of the nights that is here. Oh. Because I'm busy the other night.

Oh, okay. I kind of have a date that night. I want to see if he was saying that he was busy, but no, no, no. He's not playing hard to get. He's not playing hard to get. And he's actually set to me that his last relationship, He came on too strong with the woman and it didn't work. So I think he's trying to kind of hold back and not come on too strong with me.

Yeah. And but he is amazing. He's great guy. What are you guys going to do? We're going to go to dinner. Okay. You did a lot of free meals here. A lot of free meals. I never buy my own meals. Not that I'm a gold digger, but I like when you buy some. I don't know. We're just going to like hang out in the city. We have fun together.

I'm still trying to figure out. Like I said, if I just gotten too complacent being alone, I really like, honestly, sometimes I'm out with them and I'm out with a guy and I'm thinking I really should be home like answering emails right now. I got tickets That I got tickets to David Tal on Saturday night David Tal and Lisa Lumpin Ellie. Oh, I love Lisa lampin Ellie. She's hilarious Yeah, she talks about weener and stuff. I got tickets. I don't need them. You want them?

You can go go with this guy. Oh, we're going he's making me dinner, but maybe after what time no Saturday? The Saturday guy Saturday night guys making me dinner. Oh, he is. Yeah. Yeah. What time's the show? I don't know. Okay. I'll just give you the tickets to my office. Really? Yeah, well Where's the comedy club? I'm gonna use them. No, they're at a special place special place. I would use them I totally would okay Here's an email so we're just gonna read some of your emails during the show that you sent to feedback at sexualtemplary.com This is something that someone posted on my Facebook page and it made me so happy because it really encapsulated why we do the show and like what makes me feel so good Like it just yeah, so It's from Jody and she says I think she's from Australia. Thanks for the shout out on episode 176

I'm now 33 weeks pregnant and sex is a struggle. So instead I gave my husband a head job, she called it, which means a oral sex job. And OMG, he was blown away. He said afterwards, wow, who do I have to thank for those new tricks? And he has you to thank. Thanks for all the BJ tips.

Sex can be such a struggle while pregnant, but your tips have brought back the fun into it. And I often hear you talk about people who are very happily married that there aren't many. Well, I am 28 years old. I've been married for 10 years together for 13. We have four kids and are very happy and still an amazing sex life. It just takes effort, communication, and making time for each other. And we're both burdens we met and we've never been with another person sexually nor do I crave to hugs hugs kisses kisses by the way I love love love men as he rocks XOXO. Thank you. She doesn't know you very well. So but I'm sorry. No, I just think that's amazing. I'm like this that that that she performed oral sex on her husband and he was like where do you learn that that? And people are actually learning from the show, being entertained and learning and improving their sex life.

She's been with him for 10 years and they four freaking kids, which is amazing. And they're still having rock and sex. She's given him blow jobs. We always say that people don't give oral sex after marriage. Yeah. That women typically are known not to perform oral after marriage, which I don't think is true necessarily, but that happens from time to time. And it seems that there's with pregnant women, there's kind of an extreme. Either they're not down with it, they don't want to have sex or they're really into,

I don't have the bell, horny. They're really horny. Horny Ding Ding. Yeah, and it's funny because my friend who's pregnant, she tweeted out how she had some like the cable guy coming over and she forgot her sex toy on her bed and he saw it. Really? That's happening to me before. Okay, so my internet cable, my modem, I keep it in my, it happens to be in my bedroom, my nightstand where my phone jack is how convenient How convenient? Yes, I think but that's also where all my sex toys are so we had to go inside there

And I had like all my sex toys and the 18t guy had to go into my thing and I was just like oh, sorry Yeah, I have a sexual and I try to pull them out and hide them and he was looking at my sex toys Oh, it's kind of embarrassing. I'm sure you love I try to put my sex toys away when I leave like I do a section and I try to pull them out and hide them and he's like, you know, my sex toys. Oh, it's kind of embarrassing. I'm sure you love it. I try to put my sex toys away when I leave like I do a check. I do a scan. Like there's sex toy out. I mean, I mean, my house has unopened sex toys everywhere. Yeah, they use sex toys. You want to put away. They're like kittens. Exactly. Everywhere. Exactly. The cookie jar. All that. Where do you put out your sex toys? I don't don't have any. I was going to get you on Fear of Worthy. Did you ever drink this champagne? I got you. I enjoyed it. Thank you very much. Happy birthday.

Sorry, Mr. Party. I know. I know. I invited you out somewhere. Didn't count. Me and 600 people. Are we going to talk about this forever? OK.

It's cool. Hey, Emily Metis. I was just listening to your quickie episode where you mentioned Harbin Hot Springs. I just have to comment my boyfriend and I love Harbin. We just recently discovered it in the last year and I've been a few times already. It is true that Hot Girls will get incessantly chatted up by some of the creepy men,

but that shouldn't a tour one from enjoying the greatness of Harbin. I'll explain what Harbin is in a minute. It's almost like it's own hippie comming there, but all of our experiences there have been hot. Getting over being naked goes quickly and it's a great place for couples to reconnect and rejuvenate one soul. The last time we were there we got to be in pools under the stars at night, totally magical and totally recommended. Keep up the great show, Jen from San Francisco.

So have you ever been Harbin Hot Springs? I have not. Harbin Hot Springs, it is sort of a hippie commune, it's about an hour and a half north of San Francisco, and it is, you know, new to everyone's naked and they're walking to hot pool. There's hot mineral pools and cold and hot and cold. Hot is it? It's really hot. Some of them are really, really hot.

But everyone is naked and it is kind of creepy, but you can wear these beads if you want no one to talk to because like old men will come up to you and they'll be like, hey, baby. But it's not always like, but it is an amazing experience. And you realize that it's a first or a little uncomfortable being naked, but then you're just like, I'll be getting naked. Everyone's naked walking around.

And it is, it's just they have great massages. And you're just naked the whole time. I recommend having you. You won't be going there any time soon, but it's awesome. Okay, sex with Emily Cruz is the topic of this next email. What? Have you ever given thought to doing a sex with Emily group Cruz?

That would be a blast. I own a travel agency that specializes in group events, and including special group cruises. And this would be a fantastic opportunity. You could host some short on-board seminars and even bring men as long too. Give it some thought and let me know if you're interested in talking further about it, Anthony. Okay, so I'm asking my listeners,

would you go on a sex with Emily Cruz? I don't know where we go, but it'd be friggin fun. I would love it. Should we do it? I've only been on one cruise in my life, have you? Yeah. I went on like four cruises. When I was younger, my parents used to take us on cruises.

I went to Mexico. Was it fun? Yeah, it was cool. I was really young. Right, so you were young. My parents didn't have to worry about us because they knew we were always on the boat somewhere and then they could gamble. Yeah. But would you do a section that we cruise feedback at sexthelmy.com? We would have seminars, we'd have special guests. It'd be fun. Menace and I would be like dancing and shopping. And having sex with listeners. Exactly. Well, sex with listeners then. That's the only time I'll have sex with listeners. Just kidding. But just let me know. Okay, here's another

one that came in. I don't know if this is still coming not happening right now, but he said, Hey, Emily, real quick, you should promote your show for the podcast awards. And it's at podcast awards dot com. I nominated you guys in the mature category. Wasn't sure if it should be held the mature. So I guessed where are you guys? There was no podcast for a week. Philly Mike from Philadelphia. I didn't post for a few days. It was a problem. So I think it's Twitter at podcast awards.

Really? Yeah. And then there's podcast awards and you should nominate us if that's this. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how the voting system works. I don't know. You just say sex family, maybe. I just thought I should bring it up. Cool. Cool.

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And they've got a new videos now but they're just an amazing company so please support them and check them out. I would appreciate that. He has an awesome song and people need to look it up in like in the hook of the song or the chorus or whatever. What song is it? He goes girl you got what I need and you say He's just friend. Yeah, you gotta he's saying. Yeah, so he's in that he's in that commercial. Yeah, I love that song Actually, I even know about that song my ex-boy friend said that that was our song He's like this is our song cuz baby you got what I need and he was like and then it became our joke

This is what this guy was dating years got what I need. And he was like, and then it became our joke. This is what this guy was dating years ago, a few years ago. And he was like, baby, got what I need. And he said, that was his whole thing. And then when I found out that he was like flirting with eight million other women, I found his phone. And I looked at the text messages by mistake. Oh by mistake.

And there was a text that he sent to this girl. It said, baby, You've got what I You got to change it up fellas. I do that's our song you loser. Mm-hmm. So anyway, that's my best market story Okay, Emily I was a scene to the radio this morning. Oh, could I just tell a quick story. It was just like that go I heard a funny story where this guy this guy I heard a funny story where this guy, this guy sent a picture to his girlfriend. And what he did is he got on top of a cliff and he wrote this huge thing in the sand on how much he loved her. And then the girl that he's cheating with, he did the same thing.

And somehow they both saw the photographs from the same god. What a loser at least mix up the word People like he probably weird. I got this. Yeah, her works for her. Yeah, that is so bad You kind of just mix it up, but you're gonna cheat. Come on Okay, so this is interesting this letter is from a guy this email. I I would say, that's a looks like a letter, this guy, he said an email. And when I was on the other radio station that we were on, we were doing the live show. He sent me an email like the first day, and he was like, you're talking,

you do a lot of like, like, likes, and never used to like a lot, and we don't like anymore. And he's like, I was listening this morning, and I thought, I wonder if she still does a radio show. So I googled you and decided to listen to the podcast to which I was directed. I listened to most of it,

and the very thing that turned me off of your show, which was all the likes, seems to have disappeared. Watch out, you may have gained a lawyer listener, from Steve. So no more like. Can you see? The likes are a default that comes back sometimes when you get a, I don't know what,

but I think we've been really good about not liking. Not liking the likes. I don't think I said like. I don't think it was me think we've been really good about not liking Yeah, I think I said like I don't think it was me was it all my fault Yeah, I actually called a friend though That also does a radio show and she was doing that and I had a caller and say look you be like this and babe Couple likes look. I love you. I want you to do well X-Nan the X-Lay you got to check You got a what you do is to take care of it you put a little note in front of you while you're doing your radio show right all the inspiring podcasters out there and you write like and it's in your face and I guarantee you know like you'll never say right

I actually had an intern who's the only job when I was doing live radio was to hold up a sign that said don't say like and it worked a while until I fell back on it. Okay. Yeah don't say like. And it worked for a while until I fell back on it. Okay. One more. Yeah. Big fan of your show. I have to admit it first. I didn't really like it, but it has grown on me. And menace holds down the male perspective. Keep it up, menace. About the great hand job debate. I think you should just give menace a hand job and be done with it. He will definitely be expecting it to suck. So the pressure is on. It's just a hand job. But it's not like you guys would quite be having sex. Afterwards, you could do a little bit on the show where menace gives us a brazil of the mythical hand job of yours.

A brazil. What do you say? It would be a listener favorite, Micah. Oh, no. Menace, don't you want me to give you a hand job after the show? No, it's okay. We're in the building. You can't give me hand job. Okay. I've only have sex in the building. Speaking of Emily Menace, you've had sex in the building, I know.

Okay, there's one more about Emily Menace. Here's the thing, and these people think that, okay, Emily, you and Menace are the new Rachel and Ross, like from friends. You'll really? Keep this, will they or won't they think going and your listenership will explode? Oh, God.

If people think we will, we won't talk about. Awesome show, different original, and I just recommended it to my buddy and San Fran that says the girls there are impossible to connect with. I'm happily married in Chicago for 11 years. Now two kids and sex is still good and I'm deeply in love with my wife. wife keep on keeping on Jeff. P.S. boner. Okay that's what we got for this quicky show. Thanks everyone for listening to Sex with Emily was a good for you Email me feedback it sucks with Emily dot com

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For more information about sex with Emily, go to sexwithemily.com where you can listen to our podcasts and for mailing lists, RSS feed, and all that good stuff. You can also donate to the show. You can advertise on the show if you're interested and you can also take an audience survey that we have on our website. I want to read these responses. People have been answering it. So I got a really good question. They should bring in the responses. What they like, what they don't like, it helps us with the show. Cause I want to know, what are you down with, what are you knack down with? Like give me specific stuff that you want to know, that you want to talk about. Yeah, and I haven't looked recently also, but there's feedback on iTunes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, do you have a review? Yeah, do you have a review there? Yeah, do you have a review there? Yeah, do you have a review? Yeah, do you have a review? Yeah, do you have a review? Yeah, do you have a review? Yeah, do you have a review? Yeah, do you have a review? Yeah, do you have a review? Yeah, do you have a review? US on iTunes Emily would love five stars I would love five stars five stars on iTunes. How hard is that just go to iTunes and be like five stars best Show since sliced bread. Yes, whatever you want to say and then vote for us on the podcast awards.com. Yeah podcast awards.com

That's good We're doing more shows as you know this is a quickie episode. We're gonna give you some sex tips some people really like these quickie episodes Yeah, it's like little snippets a quick fix of medicine Emily. It's like a quickie episode, we're gonna give you some sex tips. Some people really like these quickie episodes, because it's like little snippets, a quick fix of a little anomaly. It's like a quick shot. Quick shot, single fix, like intravenously. Okay, so here's some sex tips, how a man can make sex better for the girl.

That's how we just did that. We did, yeah, but we didn't finish them. Okay. Okay, so these are some more of that thing. Okay. Of that saying, there were so many of them that I just feel like we should finish them off. Okay. So these are some more of that thing. Okay. Okay. Of that saying, there were so many of them that I just feel like we should finish them off. Okay. Give her instructions. This is how ready. After a while, you may think you know how to

please your partner in every way, but this is very rarely true. There's always something you haven't tried and there's bound to be something. One of you always does that could be done differently. To combat this for better sex, have a lesson session in which you don't win, which you don't think you know it all and are at each other's mercies as teacher. Talk about things you haven't tried, but would like to. Then choose one suggestion from each partner and get down and dirty.

We often get caught thinking we know what our partner's like and after awhile becomes the way it's done. Lose this myth and put yourself in the students' chair for awhile and get better sex, you won't regret. I can't tell you how important this is to talk to your partner about what you like and what you don't like. Like, I've specifically, guys, recently,

when I had known, yes, I've had sex, he said to me, the guy, well, what do you like? And I was like, oral sex. I like it. I like oral sex. I mean, that's not so groundbreaking, but then he didn't even do it, but that's besides the point.

What a pussy. Pussy, just told you what I liked. Yeah. But what I'm saying is, men think they know women think they know, and men and women do not talk about sex. And so easy to be like, so what was your favorite thing?

Or like if you could have one sex act done to you, what would you want? Find out. Find out. There's so many parts, like I can't tell you, I would love a hand down. I'm just kidding. How many parts of my body are not you how would love a hand down how many parts my

body are not touched that should be touched like if you kiss my neck it drives me crazy well one should write it down or something I'm telling you I'm telling any man I'm gonna date touch my neck like I've told them that yeah but either that can't just be the only one and then you know say he touched my neck then he's not getting this part But it turns most women women because men go right for the vagina or the breasts And they ignore all the arrogant stones in between I can this still happens men of all ages that I've had sex with They instantly like literally sometimes this is what baffles me. This is just as bad as the head push They're pointing at me. Go ahead. This baffles me when I met first of all, you've heard me talk about the head push when a man is You're fooling around with him and all of a sudden he pushes your head down there. Yeah, but that's like teenage things.

No, this happened to a friend of mine and he she was not with a teenager. But something that really bothers me is when you're fooling around with a guy for like the first second or third time and again, We've talked about this a million times, but I really feel that I'm still fooling around with men who do this. So I know that this message is not gotten out. We should hold a rally like John Stewart and DC. You know how you do that big DC rally a few weeks ago. We should do one about sex and get this message across America across the world. Don't it. Okay, if we're fooling around, there's a certain protocol. You make out, maybe touch my breasts and you go, don't go right for my pants right away. Like at least touch my, like there's a certain touch my breasts, kiss my neck, do something else. You're one of those. Hi maintenance.

No, hi maintenance. Touch my boobs. They're there. They're pretty. They're nice. I touch them. Don't go right for my pants. We're not there yet. It's jumping right to dessert. It's like, I'm not even going to feed you dinner. I'm going to write to dessert. That's what it feels like and it pisses me off. I'm going to make a ringtone now that touch my breath. Touch my breath. I'm making available on the website. I know how to do it.

No, don't do that. OK. But what I'm saying is like just talk about what feels good. Jesus, I mean, just if that's me, can you tell? I'm sweating. OK. Yeah. You should hook up with somebody that can like draw a chart

and you should make little notes. That would be cool. What do you mean he could draw a chart and you should make little notes. That would be cool What do you mean he could draw a chart? I should draw a chart for him. Yeah, no, no just for listeners for the website like you can have a Like a drawing of a female and then you can write little notes little arrows and stuff like that That's good. That would touch right like you not go here yet. Do not pass go like go through these certain channels Step step one step two, step three, step four, step five. Sound of the idea, add it to the list and then remind me later. Okay, have her dress up.

This is something that I love. Like I love dressing up for guys. I've got tons of sexy clothes and funny little, like my burning man outfits, which is that crazy festival in the desert, but pretending to be something you're not comes easily to some people. However, it has its benefits when done for fun. Stepping out of the role of being yourself can be a fun way to give each other permission

to behave differently for better sex. Playing the role of someone else during sexual play is a very enjoyable way to give your partner some different sensations and try things you haven't always done. Role playing is also a great way to better sex in a fun with your partner. It's often the woman just addressing up because they enjoy it and be the resources they've the resources the clothes the underwear the makeup but don't forget that you can play too. I mean I love when a guy comes over my house and he's like wow that's really hot let me see that dress or I'll show him a dress something I got the sexy dress and there's just something sexy about feeling we feel sexy or even the laundry thing which

menaces like lingerie a lot of time is for the woman because she feels sexy in it. Is she likes showing prancing around in her clothes and stuff, it feels good. Do you know what, do you have a McDonald's workers outfit because that would be super hot? No, I don't. You know for something like that. Ronald McDonald?

I'm just like a worker. How about that big blue? How about that big blue stuffed animal on the big blue guy who's always with Ronald McDonald. He looks like stuff a lot, but he's blue. Oh no. He's part of McDonald. I don't know the character. Okay, sorry. The hammer. What about a guy that you're really, really into like super into like he might be the one, but he just has this thing like he wants you to dress up as the hamburger. Like you do it the hamburger? Yeah, no, you wouldn't do it even though you really into him. He could be the one

Yeah, everything you want, but he has this weird thing where he wants you to be the hamburger The hamburger's still around. Yeah, he's still around. He shows up here and there. Okay, that's not as so everything I love this guy. He's going to be my parents. We're great. And he's like, honey, we need to talk. I'm really. I've got this hamburger thing that I need you to try on. Yeah. Really? Do you just look like you're in jail, but you have like a cape and like, it's weird. But I do know the hamburger. I just got it eyes in the cape. Yeah, not hot This one has a hat too. He has a cool hat. Is this guy and this guy's gay or a beast and eats it me down? No, no, he's what the guy that you're with the guy that I'm with the guy to your

With it's a childhood thing That for some reason when he eats McDonald's he gets sexually aroused But he wants you to be the hamburger. Burger. So yeah, I think I'd have to table that. I need to find out. You tell him no.

I think I'd be like, yeah, I'll get right on that and then I'd change my number. Oh, you would leave the guy that could be the one just because of his hamburger. A obsession. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't if it's a real obsession because a lot of a lot of these fetishes that people have like we talk about foot fetishes or all kinds of fetishes. People tend to fetishize things that are from early childhood, right? So maybe he had an erotic experience at McDonald's. We don't know. The hamburger. I would ever pop him dressing up as the hamburger Oh

Come on. No, it's still around. Yeah, he well he only in cartoon McDonnell's yeah, yeah, I haven't seen it McDonald's commercial. Wow, but I Can't believe you want to do that you're talking about dressing up and doing all this stuff I want to be the hamburger. I want to be a French maid. That's weak. This is an original idea. Hamburger. Hamburger. It's not hot. Although there is a mask.

Okay. Okay. I'll break it down. At least I'll get you a female. What about Wendy from Wendy's? What about if you had a dress up as Wendy from Wendy's? Okay. I could do that. You know why? Because I could wear thigh high like a, she's kind of like a school girl. Yeah, yeah. So I could wear white thigh highs that checkered dress that comes above it and put my hair in pigtails. Well, you need like a red wig. You'd have to wear the wig and it would be like a yarn wig. Not like a, like a sexy, not like a sexy Katy Perry one, like a raggedy and one. What do you do? I don't think so Wow you're so tight

You don't do anything Would you dress up as KFC internal kernel kernel hell yeah because kernel sin Sanders is a pimp that's why I guess a cane you were Are you a bear do you think he has a beard yeah? Here's a a side note about Colonel Sanders. Did you know this? What he didn't invent chicken recipe until he was 58 years old really? Yeah, my mother always tells me that when I'm trying to do things in life because I'm always trying to do things Yeah, and she's always like well, Emily, you know the curled in invect and vect invests in inventive Chicken, we can't talk right now. It's a little late here in San Francisco. It's late. Okay, one more Okay, we'll get off it, but we just realized that you're no fun.

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for better sex. It may seem like something you would have done when you were in high school given the opportunity, but adults to poker is a good way to get naked. Once you're both naked or nearly naked, you can start on the really fun part. A loss means the other person gets to choose what action is perform. This is just something fun. You probably all thought that we're not going to sit around play strip poker, but you know what? Why not? You're complaining, you're, you are, you are, might be complaining that you're not gonna sit around play St.Poker, but you know what? Why not? You're complaining your your you are Might be complaining that you're not having sex is not interesting anymore. You've been together 15 years And you don't want to do we're about to deck a cards and play some strip fun game when you get naked and have a glass of wine

Yeah, how about like connect for though like something more fun You know like poker then poker connect for about use battleship. What was that game? Battle shit. I love that game. Yeah, you suck my battleship. Yeah, now give me Flatio Exactly play a game like seriously play naked but make it fun like if you're playing Scrabble Make play it for the points or for me close you take off or shoot and lad her sir something like that shoots and ladders Sounds like a rocker. Yeah, or dungeon dragons Did you ever play that you were in a dungeon's drag? Yeah, I didn't even understand D&D like that. Shoot some ladders, sounds sort of a raric. Or Dungeons and Dragons. Do you replay that? No.

You were an a Dungeons drag guy. I didn't even understand. D&D. Okay, the next thing, try a new position. You already know how to bring it to orgasm in two ways. Let's hope. You repeat these regularly because they work. There's no harm in that. However, if you try new positions again, how will you ever know? New positions need a reasonably high level of arousal on your lover, so choose your time to strike a new pose. There's no limit of ways to have sex. So if you keep having sex the same way over and over again just try something new. Like kick your leg around or flip her around. Just do something different. Do something different.

For champagne or for jyna like in the porn house. Don't do that. It's bad for her. Vigina sex, the sugary stuff is not good in her vagina. I hate when they do that in porn. Okay. It's bad for the woman to have anything sugary in our vagina. All right, then like, feed you water. How about feed you water? Feed you water. No problem with feed you water. Okay.

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