Sex With Emily - SWE: Where to Orgasm

Episode Date: April 2, 2013

Emily tells you where to orgasm because some men have no ejaculation etiquette. Now that you know where to orgasm, you just have to find someone to orgasm with... Emily talks about whether you should stalk your date on Facebook before going on a date. Also, rejection can ironically help you get a date. Nothing horrible is going to happen because you got turned down, except you don't get any action tonight. Emily tells you how to get some tomorrow. Sex with Emily is a free podcast. Emily no longer has the paid Friends with Benefits program because she wants everyone to enjoy Sex with Emily. Please support our sponsors: Max4Men, Masque, and Good Vibrations. Use coupon code Emily25 at checkout for 25% off your purchase at Max4Men Use coupon code GVEmily20 at checkout for 20% off purchases of $100 or more at Good Vibrations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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So great to get your emails and we are getting through a lot of them. And I read everyone. Today's topics include lasting longer and bad, sex between the breasts, giving oral sex, masturbating after care, after oral sex, masturbating after keg, after doing keg exercises, asking women out how to have casual relationships with women and live cameras. Those are some of the topics. And also our big sex tip today is all about ejaculation etiquette. You know, it's important to have

etiquette around other things. You know, you talk about, what are we talking about early in the office? We were talking about, yeah, right. Well, it's funny because we were talking about a ejaculation etiquette. And one of my interns heard to me and said, does man use one word or two? Is there a hyphen?

So we're all having fun over here. So it's like, what should you do? What are the right rules? There's rules for everything else. We're going to talk about the etiquette. And also, I just want to give a shout out to my sponsor, Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve etiquette. And also, I just want to give a shout out to my sponsor, Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve is awesome, any sex toy that you want to buy, anything that you've been

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So this comes up a lot. People are like, you know, how long? It's just in minutes. He's going to be here in a second. He always talks about like, well, how People are like, you know, how long? It's just a minute. He's going to be here in a second. He always talks about like, well, how long do you, you know, we want specifics from you? Like, how long does a woman want ABC? So I want to know, do you think it should last 30 minutes, 15 minutes, or 60 minutes? What do you think? What's the ultimate sex? What is the ultimate time that it should last? Or is it 60 minutes too much time? Is 50 minutes too short, we want

to know. We want you to be interactive on our website and tell us what you think. So, okay. I've got a lot to talk about today. I had two dates this weekend and I actually kind of wanted to wait until I'm in this guy here, so I'm thinking I might go into some section of the news because I don't repeat this, but I have two dates. You're gonna hear the hilarity that ensued, because now I'm talking about the show and telling everyone my stories and what's going on in the daily basis,

and I had some interesting run-ins that I'll get back to in a minute. Okay, some sex in the news. Here we go. Grave your sex may have caused a tombstone to roll over on a New Jersey woman's leg. So apparently some woman was having sex in a graveyard, you know, whatever turns you on. And it turns out that she was rushed to the hospital, it rolled over on her leg, which

she made of being engaged in a sexual act according to local police. There may have been some extra curricular activities, Captain James, Stevens of Hamilton Township, told, he didn't think the woman was seriously injured in the accident, okay, so I knew it would have or she's having sex in a graveyard. I've heard people do this, but that would kind of be a bummer, right? Who knows what rolled over on her, right?

We have no idea, but something rolled over on her, and I hope that's the last time she'd be having sex in a graveyard. What up, menace? How you doing? I'm saving the mice some stories for you because uh, whoa. Oh my god, I just like, okay. It's cool. Well, we had it all set up like perfectly for like, Aaron, can you, it was like, we just spent. I want the film school. Hi, menace. Sorry, I It's coming late and then I knocked over the camera. Yeah, that sucks. I was getting some sex in the news, but I'm glad you're here because I have a lot of things

to tell you. Okay. Okay. All right. My mic's on now. It was on mute. Wait, that's good. You were on. Anyways, hi. Hi. How you doing? Good, how you doing? I'm good. Okay, so I've got some stuff to tell you. Okay. I had to wait till you got here. What happened? Because I know you'd appreciate it.

Alright. We'll go back to Section of News and Injectulation, etiquette coming up, because men ejaculate. This is what our sex tips are for today, just to warn you. It's about ejaculation etiquette and or what to do with your man juice. Okay. We're in time of that. Places to put it. ejaculation etiquette and or what to do with your man juice Okay We're in time about that. I'm not going to put it But I need to tell you about this craziness that went down this weekend with my dates So you know what I talked about okay, so on Friday I had to date I talked about a Friday during a Friday show that I had

Two dates over the weekend one guy called me five minutes before the show on Friday I was running into the show and he said Emily He called me didn't know what I did for living and I was running into the show and he said Emily, he called me, didn't know what I did for living and I was like, oh God, I have this, yeah, I have a sex top radio show. I'm about to go on there and then I was like, oh God, you heard all my stories. He didn't know what I did in that time. You remember when I talked about this. Okay, so, and then you knew I had a date starting night. Yeah. So I go on a date with this guy on Saturday to the museum. You can roll your eyes right now if you'd like to.

To the museum. Yes. So he asked me to go to the Walt Disney Museum, which is a new museum in the Presidio. Okay. So he leaves me a message and he says, he says, leaves me a voice message, hey, Emily, this is whatever his name is. Bob will call him. Okay. Emily, yes, so let me voice message. We're going to go to the museum on Saturday, about three and my mom's in town visiting

and then another family friend. I thought we all go to the museum. And then he leaves me and not I'm thinking, okay, so I'm going to meet the mom. It's a blind date first date, whatever. That's interesting. And then you see a second message and says, actually, if you'd rather just get

tea beforehand, we could do that too. Now it's tea. Right. So then I thought to myself, okay, you know what? Someone bringing a mom on a date. That's bizarre. I'm going to that one. Sign me up for the mom date because my mother always told me, look how a man treats his mother and that's how he's going to treat him. So I thought, well, I can look at how he treats his mother. That would be so easy. But don't you think like I'm not really thinking like Mama's boy, like you always have to deal with the mom? If you take you out, you and the mom on the first day

I know how awesome it is. How important is that? I'm glad that you continued. You didn't say no, or I don't know how it went, but I'm just saying I'm glad that you didn't shut it down right away. I didn't shut it down. In fact, I had the option to shut it down, but I thought, how interesting. Let me see the mother. Let me see if the mom was visiting and he doesn't live here.

He lives in LA. So he was only visiting for, he was only in town for two days. So what do you do with LA guys, too? I just, because I'm out of San Francisco, guys. I've dated a mom. Okay. So, anyway, so, okay, so we go to the museum and meet them at the museum and it's we're walking through the museum and I get a text Oh, sorry back off as I'm driving to the museum I get a text from my seven o'clock date saying we do want to go with me to the SF MoMo museum at five o'clock tonight instead Before our first date, right the guy I've been dating. Mm-hmm

He's like hey, I'm only five o'clock at the moment. Can you do that? And I said, I gotta let you know. Let me let me know how the rest of my afternoon goes. I'll let you know. How much stuff do you need to pack into one day? You should have said, I'm already busy. Well, because we were going out at seven and he just wanted to know if I can make it at five. And in my mind, I'm going to have him

been to the mom one a while. I should go to the SF mom, which is our beautiful museum in the city. And I'm rushing to get to my first date. He's my second date. And he wants to change plans. I'm like, let me get back to you. I'm running in the city. And I'm rushing to get to my first date. He's my second date and he wants to change plans. I'm like, let me get back to you. I'm running into the date.

So I meet the date his mom and his mom and his family friend and we go, we're going on the museum. And then I go to the bathroom and get this text. Okay, I get a text from my seven o'clock date saying, he says to me, I had to write this down. I really question mark. So you're on a date at the museum, but asking to wait until after your date at the museum to tell me you can go with me to the museum.

So he had listened to Friday show where I mentioned that I was going on a museum date, and he had listened to my show while I was at the on my date. Oh, no. So does that make sense? Yeah. He listened to my show where I was talking about going on the date with the guy. So he knew that I was already at a museum and I said, let me get back to you.

He's like, so you're basically you're waiting to see how the date goes to let me know if you're available. Five. You should say you're no longer available. That's when you should just put the foot down. Exactly. I should have just said no. That's too many museums. Too many days, too many guys, too many things.

So I'll talk to you later. Boom, you will take the power back right there. I know. I messed up. So anyway, I thought that was you do. I'll tell you later, boom, you'll take the power back right there. I know. I messed up. So anyway, I thought that was you do. What did you do? I just said, no, I actually wanted to go to 430 yoga.

I don't really want to go to the museum in 5. I had nothing to do with the date because I knew I'd be out of the date by 430. Anyway, it was really about yoga. It wasn't about the fact that I think this guy is my dream lover of life. But I said, no, really, it was about yoga. So that's true. So that's what happened. So anyway, the God was great. The day I liked him. And I got to tell you, having the mom on the date, she was amazing. She was so cool. We had this great conversation. We got

into like deep stuff out therapy and who we are. My day was, I was interesting. And so really close. I was like, last, I wish I was there. Yeah. Anyway, it was fine. It's a two day. You should cut off the, the, the listening to the show guy. That's, well, he never has listened to the show before. So he's- No, he's never gonna listen again, because he doesn't wanna hear about it. So that was the first and last time he's listening to the show.

Yeah. He's like, I- I- I- I- I- I- Listening to your show for the first time, and I know you're on a date right now.

I don't know, it's like- I- He could be totally awesome, but I'm just saying, uh, I don't know. He keep on bringing up bad stories on, you know on the thing, the awkward situation at the party. And now it's like, let's see in the show and being all but heard about how you're at some other boring museum.

That day, you know? But he knows that I'm not, we're not exclusive so we can deal with the reason. You don't do anything wrong. I just think it's kind of funny and whatever. Of course, I'm dating wrong. Because we're dating other people. Sounds like it's too much time on a dance. I know. Like, why are you sitting home on a Saturday listening to my show anyway? So it was just very confusing. I thought you'd find that amusing. How would you weaken? My weekend was jam-packed. My finally, my

busiest week, one of my busy, I have two busy weeks of the year. One is towards December and one is in the first week of June. And it's finally over. It was amazing. Got to hang out with the strokes. New dogs. The new dogs. Lincoln Park. Cool. And hang out with all these amazing people. When you say hang out, Manus.

Like we're hanging out backstage and talking. We're like, hey, what up? Yeah, it's not gonna be a show. Yeah, cool. I got to go on stage and front of 20,000 people and say, you know, this is this band and all that kind of stuff. Right.

That's so cool, Manus. It's, yeah, it's very, it's very weird. Because, you know, this is this band and all that kind of stuff. Right. That's so cool, Menace. It's very weird because, you know, Did you get stone with stupas? No, I wish I did. I know. I saw it on your tweet, bummer. Yeah. Because you sure he was baked, right? Isn't he always?

There was, yeah, there was people enjoying marijuana there. There was some marijuana intake. Go on San Francisco. Who are we kidding, right? Yeah. So it was, it was a really good time but I'm very happy that it's over and now I can get some rest and focus on other things. Good, well I'm glad that you are here. And men's living in Camerchia right now men's is not in Camerchia. Yeah I'll be like a little screen in the corner. I don't want like you know full on screen. No why? No because it because it's something I'm just gonna buy you like a tanning boots. I know I understand

I think it's a haircut. I didn't notice no, no, no, no, no, no, I I did I did I did I did when you get it when you get it Like right before the concert. Yeah, I did notice looks great. No, it's fabulous. My my assistant Was she looks sexy? Why? Because I don't have time to like do it up. Well, the job. Yeah, because better when men don't have time to do their hair because I like I slept from sorry people are watching on the show. Watching the show on the internet now they're calling me but anyways um

I only like slept for hours so I was just like I just got up and went straight to work. I'm calling you. I just called you by mistake. And she didn't even know. Don't answer. And she was making fun of me. So then I got back to her. I was like, oh, thank you for putting on to make up this morning. And then she like totally shut up.

It was funny. She's okay. She also went to the Contest. How many of you guys out like parting on like, what a thing? It was about till 11. Because I was going to bother you about something. Yeah, it's still like, believe me, I've seen enough emails you bothering me and people. So, you don't even call me.

I'm really trying to cut down my email time. So it's like trying to compile all my thoughts into one email so then I can send them out rather than one email time because people don't like that I've learned. Yeah. People would better get one email time because people don't like that I've learned yeah people would rather get one email for me I love the emails to you that tell you things that I've been telling you for years It is you never listen to me ever And then when somebody else says it you're like okay, I get it now because you've noticed

Telling you for five years the same thing Because I love the tone I have on the mic, and then you can't hear me. It's like this. That's where I do that. I don't do that anymore. I don't do that anymore. I don't do that anymore.

I don't do that anymore. I don't do that anymore. I don't do that anymore. I don't do that anymore. I don't do that anymore. I don't do that anymore. I don't do that anymore. I don't do that anymore.

I don't do that anymore. I don't do that anymore. I don't do that anymore. I don't do that anymore. I don't do that anymore. I don't do that anymore. I don't do that anymore. I don't do another thing. So my blind date that I went on on Saturday, he did not, okay, apparently, I made a decision, you know, Facebook, there's all the Facebook security controls, can someone see your pictures, can they not see

your pictures? So I changed my profile recently, so people can see my pictures who are not my friends, because I had a block before. What do you do with that? Is it, you probably leave it open to everybody? I leave that open, but I don't let people see photos that I've been tagged in because 95% of the time the photos I don't like them.

I don't because you know. It's on tag yourself. Yeah, but it's already went into my feed and already told me. Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got a photo. Okay. And then I see the photo and it's like, you know, I'm drunk passed I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, you got to my home page. It was very welcoming. You got that? I don't want everyone to see my whole life. Yeah. Because my life, my personal page is my fan, it's like I have fans on the page, whatever. But he's like, I'm really glad you didn't block your pictures because that's how he like looked me up because we were set up on a blind day. And I was like, is that a good thing or a bad thing that he was able to see on my pictures?

Like, I almost wish that I didn't. I wish that he, but with the part that he missed was the sexual family. That's my profession. He's like, didn't look at that. That's love. What a dude. No, he didn't know. He's like, I did not know that you did a show. I just went to the point for the pictures, which kind of makes you feel like didn't you want to see that I was a well-rounded person and look at my interests? Don't you want to see with television shows? I like no. Picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture and did notice sucks with Emily, but whatever Visual we're all visual. I know guys are visual. He's a good thing in blockam

So if I had blocked them what I'm wondering is what would he have you guys say we'd Google me? I did not Google him by the way Anyway, it was an awesome date and we're gonna go out again When I read back in town. It was fine. It was good and the mom Cool, but we didn't museums awesome. You should go there. Do you like Disney? Yeah love Disney. Oh my god. It's really cool I didn't get to go okay. We have so many plans. All right No, I thought it was amazing. It was beautiful museums in the first city of San Francisco It's all about Walt Disney and his life and it's like a life in the beginning of time when he was born from a baby till

Tilly died and I think that's weird that would be in San Francisco But that's the thing but it turns out that his family has is in San Francisco. He's got some family here that decided to build the museum. Everyone thought it should be in LA, and there was some controversy about it. But it's, but I think it would go, it would be lost in all the cheesiness of Los Angeles.

Yeah, exactly. It would be appreciated. It's a really classy, well-done museum. So anyone come to San Francisco, add that to your list of things to do. And it's a good first day. So anyways, so wait, how did the first initial thing happen when you met him? He's like, oh, hi, nice to meet you, by the way. Here's my mom. Yeah, so I'm pulling up in my car. Random friend. In my little mini. And I'm pulling up and I get a good spot in front, but she comes out to my window and she says we parked over there

And I didn't know who it was and she knocked on my window and I was like, hi, and she's like, oh, hi Like so I met the mom before I met him and she was like, we parked over hi. I'm I'm I can't remember her name I'm so and so's mom. I don't like time people's names But so then I said oh things like think I'm just gonna park here and then be all walk inside and it was completely easy flow of conversation she was just lovely. You can tell it's a very warm, wonderful person. Sounds like 40. It was pretty.

And we all walked around and we talked. And I got to know him a little bit. And he says all the women that he's dated in the past get engaged right after he dates them. So if I'm looking to engage, you could be a good guy to date. Oh, he's a good movie. Yeah, it's like the movie. There was a movie like that. Yes, and I don't know if I... Yes, exactly. It was good luck Chuck. Yep, exactly. But...

He actually... Can I tell you something? Yeah, go ahead. Okay, I think I can say this because it's public knowledge. Although, no, you're gonna know who he is. So, forget it. I'm not gonna say it. I can't say it. Okay, I will not ask. I'll ask. Okay, I'll tell you after the show. It's a good story. No, you can't do that to the listeners. God damn it. So, don't not ask. I'll ask. Okay, I'll tell you after the show. It's a good story. Oh, you can't do that to the listeners. God damn it. So don't tell me. Okay.

Win-win-win. Can I ask you something else? Yes. So maybe I should start a new thing where if I go on a date with a girl, I'm like, yeah, we can go out, but only if your dad comes along and hangs out at the time. Yeah. Exactly. Maybe you're starting a new thing.

Maybe you're starting a new trend. I thought, you know, honestly, the way my mind works was, okay. Here I'd listen to two messages. One was, come to the museum with my mom and the kid, and a minute later calls me back, says, you have the option for out. And in my Emily twisted mind, I'm like, meet the mom, see him with people, see him interact.

Why have a one on one? I'm so tired of that. Who do you, or do you go to school? What do you do? Why not do that? Why not seeming actions? You the family? See the thing? And like my mom said, what kind of man treat his mother? That's how he's going to treat you. And he treated his mother very well, by the way. And why not me? Someone's family. So yeah, I, you know, I, and I was

telling a friend about this. And I'm like, what do you think all the stories? She was I would, she was like, I go, so do you think that's an interest? Like, would you have done that? She was I would never go on a date, a first date with a guy and his mom. So I guess some people would think that's insane. And I thought, but I'm very happy that you did it. Because it's good. It's a good story. Come on. Get me that.

That's good. Okay. It's really good. Awesome. All right. Let's go back to some news because you already started some sex. And I wanted to wait and tell you my dating stories. Because I knew that you would need to hear them. I'm sorry I'm trying to get here all the time but I'm very I'm very proud of you for being able to start up everything. You put all your minds together together and you got the technical stuff

working that is amazing. I know I love my intern and love, love, love them. Okay. So the other thing is is that. Yeah, section the news, but then what was I just going to tell you emails emails. We got the technical stuff. I don't know. Okay. Distracted me. Sorry. I distracted myself. Not blaming you for my own distraction. School. You blame me for everything. It's fine. I do blame you for everything. Reese, weather spoon, slam stars who make sex take. So the MTV Music Awards. I guess we're last night. I do believe everything. Reese Witherspoon slam stars who make sex takes. So the MTV Music Awards, I guess, were last night. Why, she's going to come out with one.

Yeah, you're right. It's always like the repressed gay, like Republican, who's the one who's actually, the one who's like anti-gay, who's the one who's actually getting blow job. She's his boyfriend. His legislative aide at the Senate Senate. So okay, Reese Witherspoon slam stars who make sex tapes. So I guess MTV Awards were last night or the last few nights.

And Parasol and Kim Kardashian might have been blushing as they watch Reese Witherspoon at Senate Hades MTV Music Awards, accepting her MTV Generation Award. She's slam stars who have appeared in sex tapes and nude photo sex scandals, telling them they should be ashamed of themselves. So she said, I get a girl that it's cool to be a bad girl. The mom of two told the crowd, but it is possible to make it in Hollywood without doing a reality show. If you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and hit on your bed when I came to this business. So she's talking about then gossip girl, because like, why have these pictures came out saying,

like, did she do a sex tape and then resets, and if you take make a picture of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face people, you hide your face, which is why I always say. There's no way she was saying that when she was accepting an award. Yes, she did. No way. She must be saying that when she was presenting. No. Well, she is accepting the war for you.

And generational something she was accepting the award. Oh, for being like, and that was her message. Like, so you will get up and they like protest the war. So you will get up and they talk about, you know, whatever the writer's strike. She got up and talked about growing up in six, making videos.

Who Reese Willisbueh? Yeah, because her man cheated on her and left her. Well, I'm sure she's moved past that. Yeah. And she probably from better. She's with the current age she married her agent. Good. Keep it in keep the business going. Exactly. I want to marry my agent because my career would just be if I married my agent. Yeah. My career. He's like the focus. He'd be like, you're I'm all about you and your career. There's a lot. There's a lot of

women that will they get with their agents and they marry them and then once the career starts really good going, that's when they dump them. Yeah. Oh my God, you just painted my whole future. So I'm not going there. Wait, because I won't marry my agent. No, I need you to, oh, I need you to progress in your career. Oh, man. Okay, I am progressing on it.

This right here, at least. Let's sleep with them for a year. No, no, we have to marry this. Let me tell you the one thing about the mom being on the date. Can I go back to that story for one second? Yeah. The mom asked me if I wanted children. And that's kind of a question that you... That's kind of crazy. Well, but she wasn't asking the person to stay in a sweet way. Like, oh, do you want kids? And so that's usually something that you have a conversation with when you're dating someone like later on or really on. You got hate with it the first day.

The first day, yeah, I'm just like how old are you? Oh, you want kids? And I was just like, we don't really talk about this in the first day. But I did I did answer the questions. In the answer was. I don't know. I don't want to talk about it now. But I just wanted to share it to you.

Those were some awkward moments. But it really all in all was amazing date. Loved it. Okay. And then my seven o'clock date was good too. And he and another museum. No, we missed the museum. Because I was in another museum. And then I wanted to go to yoga, but really I was not blowing them off. It was yoga that I wanted. How many people in your yoga class have ponytails? None. No. No. Why? You think all yoga people.

So wait, okay, so menace, you're attributing ponytail to swingers now and yogis. Yes. Not yes. No one has a ponytail. How many yoga guys are in there? Some actually I just met a yoga guy with a ponytail. But he actually had his hair down. You could tell he had previously had a ponytail.

Yeah. Like he had the scrunchy from his hair had been in a ponytail but he took it down. Yeah. Not a good look. I'm not judging them. They're all a whole genre of women who love the man with ponytail. Not my luck. More pride. Fine.

Okay, students can be expelled for sexting under New California bill. You might want to stop and think before setting those naked pictures of yourself to your paramour, especially if you're in California. There's a state senate bill as passed to make sextinging and expelable offense in the state so you cannot sex anymore if you are a teenager. Thank God. But we really need laws about this stuff. Can't the parents put some kind of control on the phone or something? I mean I think kids are actually having sex at that age. Yeah, but they're sexting more than we are. I don't know. I

guess. Yeah. Yeah, it's you just can't be sending photos. You gotta just really say, look, this stuff is gonna get out. If you're gonna, if you're gonna, if you're gonna send this stuff, it's gonna get out at the age. Your whole school's gonna see it. Everybody, I remember when I kissed a boy in school, like the next day, the first time I'd ever kissed a boy

like in seventh grade, and everyone knew the next day. the first time I'd ever kissed a boy like in seventh grade, and everyone knew the next day. Like everyone talks about stuff, and then I kiss anyone again for years, because I was so afraid that everyone's gonna talk about me. Yeah. I think that we should get into some, well, okay, coming up, coming up,

which is very exciting, we are gonna have a Jackie Lee Jenner to kidnap, Mattis. All right. But first we should get into some emails. From listeners. My favorite part of the show. I know. OK.

I like out right on the website too. It's very clear on how to interact with the show on the website. Yeah, it is, right? I mean, you guys, they've still working progress. It's a beta site. We're still making changes.

But you can directly write me an email right from the site. And we're going to be answering your emails on site. And what were you going to say about it? What else do you like about it? I'm just like how it's really easy to interact. There's even polls that you can answer on there too. Oh, I got to that earlier. We have a poll up there right now.

Everyone go answer the poll because we're reading the results tomorrow. And the poll question is, approximately how long do you like an entire sex session to last? It's like 30 minutes, 15 minutes or 60 minutes. I would say four hours. No, you wouldn't. What is your, I bet you, and then, yeah,

what would be your ideal, minus? I don't know. Honestly, I don't know, it depends. Okay. It depends on my energy level. Thanks for nothing. What? Okay.

It varies. If I'm like, you know, I have a full-nice rest and as long as I can go, you know, but if I'm tired, then, you know, maybe a minute or two. Speaking of as long as you can go, I think I'm going to start with this letter right now because it has to do with your infamous sex tips. Okay. I try to give like clinical sex tips. Yes.

Why is this a kind of ghetto game? All masturbation. Thank you. Thank you. You ready? Yeah. Hi, Emily and Menace is a kind of ghetto. All masturbation. Thank you. Thank you. You ready? Yeah. Hi, Emily and Menace. I've been listening to the podcast recently.

Here's my take in how men can last longer and bad. I try to few things from thinking about things I have to do today to analyzing the situation, just so I can take a minute off the moment. I must. And this, I don't even want to read. I don't even want to read, but I'm going to read. It's amazing. I agree with Menace on alcohol.

Yes. This time I've been able to last the longest by consuming alcohol. Oh yeah. I don't drink before sex for that reason. I just know that if I have sex after I drink, it's pretty much easy to last as long as I want without a condom. Yeah. My fiancee and I laugh about it.

We haven't given it much thought to why it happens that way. I just want to give my input on one of your previous episodes, Joel. But you can't just be drinking every single time. No, and don't listen to menace. No, but it's sometimes it happens. No, awesome. Like, if you want this session to last a little longer that day, then, you know, have a, you know, a little nap or something, you know, something good. Right. I love it like of all the advisements.

Like, I tried everything, man. This is right. I'm just going to get wasted. No, don't. And you can't help me. You can't, you won't be able to ejaculate. It's hard alcohol people. Do not drink beer, because you're going to feel like crap.

And don't drink that crappy wine, like wine, and like Emily does. It's like bark off a tree. It's terrible. Man, you just feel like have to know sophisticated palette. Oh, I do have a suffix-dicated palette. It's called Captain Morgan and Patrone. It's delicious. Captain Morgan and Patrone, is that that? No, it's like one's Captain Morgan. That's a raw.

I just learn about your spice from. And then Patrone is a tequila. That I know, okay, right? And we add Caboabo, which I like a lot too. Yeah. So they need a BS sponsor, right? They should be. Yeah.

Yeah, okay. When I was looking for sponsors, if you're listening to show and you wanna sponsor, you can email me. And maybe you can sponsor it. That would be awesome. Hey, Emily Menace, wanna say thanks for giving a free month subscription gift.

I sign up today to see how the new psychos inside do not live in the Bay Area anymore. Move to Michigan last summer. And I can't buy you a beer or subscription gift. I sign up today to see how the new psych goes. Since I do not live in the Bay Area anymore, moved to Michigan last summer, and I can't buy you a beer or a sandwich. I made a scheme describing after the month. I love the show. Jeff, that was from Facebook. Wow, thanks, Jeff.

Thanks, Jeff. You're awesome. It's a good word. Yeah, everyone, tell your friends. It's a good gift. You can also subscribe for three months. There's a three month option. There's a one month option. And I think you're going to get addicted and you're just going

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apologize for the people that are looking for pornographic material. Yeah, I'm sorry. What? What? You can work with porn, live with them. But you know what? You can enjoy your porn and listen to the show at the same time.

Exactly. That's all good. It's all good. So like, sex with Emily. Yeah, like sex with Emily. And we appreciate that. It all helps. OK.

I was delighted to hear you read a message from another listener about sex between the breasts. I too would love that if I had a partner to deal with I would also love the woman on top of this in for intercourse So I could play and lick her breasts from Collins. He writes us all the time You brought up sex between the breast, didn't you? No, no, it was a It was It was an email. Oh, it was an email. Yeah, but then you had something to say about it I said that you know

I try it doesn't really do anything for me, but I do know people that really enjoy it. Right. Yeah, okay cool Thanks, Khan. I love when people love stuff I sometimes smell Emily just listen to the show where the woman was complaining about her man being stingy with oral and was wondering how she could get him to give her more. Since we're very results oriented, all men should know that the great oral combined with some good foreplay can completely transform the way women feel inside. Plus, it's just plain fun to watch your partner have a great, crazy, good orgasm from the oral you give her. If her man isn't doing his job in the oral department that he doesn't know what he's missing, Paul I love a man who knows about good oral that it's important and you can learn it You can learn it if you don't know what you can learn it so

Make it you know make your Make it like a delicious dinner. That's not gonna do it They're gonna be full and be like I'm not really We're so much sports center. Why I'd be like, you know, this is how you can pay me for dinner I Think some men just don't like and don't understand and don't know what to do. And that's what we try to tell them tips every day. I do think that, or they don't, they don't, they have an experience that feeling of connection

with the woman when they're really performing all sex on her. It feels amazing. She's having orgasms. She give back what she gives. She gets what you get, give. You're all giving to each other and it all feels good. But people don't understand that super-college relationship. Like, if you perform on her, she'll give it back.

What goes around comes around sexually. Everyone should be giving, be givers. Hi, I've been using the Kegel Camp app. I would like to know if it's normal to master it after doing the exercises. Okay, so I have a new app called Kegel Camp. You can get an iTunes. I've been, I've not mentioned it today, I don't believe. And so, and I'm getting an amazing response from it,

and it helps men and women. It's the most important exercise that you're not doing. You want to know which one wants to masturbate after doing that exercise? Sure, why not? I think that's, I don't want to say that it's a normal abnormal, but I can tell you that there's no problem if you masturbate.

In fact, it does kind of turn you on a little. It can turn you on during your kegels. Like you're focusing on that area and you're practicing those pea stopping muscles, tense relax, tense relax, and that would, could naturally be to wind a masturbate. And how do you get the app again?

It's in the iTunes store, right? iTunes store, yeah. You just search, if you search sex with Emily, it pops up, right? It pops up, yeah. I've got two apps, so, but 101 sex tips and keg Kiko camp and you could download them off. And you could review it.

And that would be awesome. It's so funny that you can give five stars. That would be even better. I didn't even think about how you have the app, which I apologize, but I was listening to Dr. Drew last night on the radio. And he had a caller that a girl calls up and says, can you over-cagol? Because you thought that she might have been cagoling too much. Oh, really?

I'm sure you can. You can over anything. Yeah. She's like a super short, and her man's like, you know, like six, seven. And she's like, I think I'm over-cagoling because it's just becoming, it's hurting too much. And he goes, well, you, maybe stop cagling. Maybe. Yeah, I think you're over cagling.

You probably are over cagling. Then you always forget the best part of the app. Your voice guides the cagling. I guide you to that. It's not just for women. It's for men too, right? Right. Men should be doing the exercises as well.

And I do, and I do, uh, narrate you through your cegel experience. Yeah, it could just be a master board, a massive berry tool. A master bettory tool? Yeah, sorry guys. I'm running on four hours of sleep. I'm trying my best to get a second call.

You look good though. Thank you. Okay, so dear Emily, I'm in my second time writing in, so this time I just want to bring you some good news instead of a question. Okay. I love, okay, I love when you follow up with me that we

gave you advice and you like it because it it makes me feel good. It makes us feel good. It's a good girl boosts right and it makes you feel like thank God I'm giving good advice because you know I'm like I'm up trying here. So this is my second time writing and I thought I just want to bring you some good news instead of a question before you do that. I want to tell you how attractive you are. It's so great to listen to beautiful women's advice. You talk a lot in your show about guys who don't ask girls out. Well, I saw this attractive girl work a couple months ago and I struck up a conversation

with her. We got to talking and I asked her some trivial things like what her favorite food is. My friend and coworker turned out to be a cook so I felt like the conversation we were having was going to be a success. I asked her out on the same day. I first started talking with her. She told me the next day she had a boyfriend, but that didn't get me down. We are pretty good friends till this day and hang out all the time.

Thanks so much for what you do. People in my city never talk about sex. Andrew Ateen from Canada. So I think he's referring to the fact of an email that he wrote in where I said, just ask women out. Like, don't overthink it. Yeah. Don't think, oh, she might say no and have a boyfriend. It doesn't matter. Just the second you're thinking you want to ask someone out, like don't overthink it. Yeah. Don't think, oh, she might say no, and she have a boyfriend.

It doesn't matter. Just the second you're thinking you want to ask someone out, just do it. Yeah. And then you delay and then you fall into the fun zone and she's not going to want to date you. Like women appreciate it. Guys, I want to go out with you. My favorite thing to say is, like, if she says no, you're not going to die.

Nothing's wrong. Nothing's wrong. Nothing's going to happen. Men says women say no all the time. Daily. Probably every moment of my life. Yeah. Kind of. But yeah, nothing bad is gonna happen to you.

You're not gonna be injured. Right. You maybe it might hurt your ego a little bit. It might hurt your feelings for a second, but you know what? It's just on to the next one. Right, and you're exercising those muscles of just asking people out. Literally, it's a muscle that you get more comfortable. Like, there are guys who just ask me out, and I'll walk and say, hey, you want to go out.

And those are the guys that have practiced, and they've they're getting used to the rejection. And you can transcend it. And you can transcend those feelings at the first two times. It might be really bad, but otherwise you then you just become a pro at it. It totally helps. I'm wondering, okay, I think I'm going to move on to some sex tips. One more email with it, where we are. Yeah, we're good.

Okay, hey, I love the show. Listen to it all the time. So my question is about relationships. I got out of the show. I got out of a two and a half year relationship with a girl that I was living with four months ago. This is the first girl I've ever lived with and we thought we were soulmates. I have been living, I have been in many long-term relationships

with this time of heart, it was broken. And the past I've always bounced back quickly from failed relationships with this time is different. I like going out and meeting women and I love connecting with them and making out and hooking up. Here's where the crux comes in, problem. My problem is the women understanding

that I am not looking to get involved in a serious relationship. I really like hanging out with them, but I don't want to lead anyone on. I just don't want to come off as an asshole because that's not who I am. Is casual dating possible without someone getting hurt? This goes back to the whole Friends and Benefits question. I know that if I say to a girl when I first meet her that I don't want a relationship, she will not be interested in talking anymore.

How can I be honest about this and not be hated? I'm just not sure how to do that without fin guilty about it. I really enjoy connecting with girls mentally and physically with a next say. All I can think about is trying to meet and connect with a new girl. I would like to take a few girls, date a few girls at the same time, but I don't know how to do without leading a mind. Help.

Thanks. Rob from Down South. Okay, Rob, here's the dealio with this. I think that you have to be straight up with these women, tell them that I'm just dating right now and I'm not looking for a relationship, because honesty is the best policy, and you're thinking that they're not gonna wanna date you,

I think they're gonna, honestly, the way it works, they're gonna wanna date you more. A lot of times. I think you're 50, 50, I think half a little more stay in half of a moment. Half a little more, yeah exactly. They might be in the same position you're in. You shouldn't make assumptions that that's not okay with them. You're already assuming like you're already doing these predictions into the future that these women are going to be upset and I'm not going to want to date you. They may just appreciate the honesty. I know whenever

a guy's honest guy is honest with me about like he's like, hey, this is just I'm not ready to get in a relationship. I'm just getting over something. I'm just looking to date and you're honest and you're straightforward with the woman and that she can make her decision. But I think that there's nothing wrong with that and you'll actually find that it'll be easier to date. You'll feel that you're being honest and you're not leading them on. If you tell them on the first date, this is what I'm going to do. This is what I'm looking for right now and I'm just looking to date and have fun and not commit. And then you can read out the ones who aren't right and there will be a lot of them anyway be in the same position. Because you don't want to go through it and not tell them because then you're just going to have more problems than

you just hold them straight up. I mean, I've learned that like the in the relationship that I've gotten and now like it's just, you know, I have a talk of my get text messages about, you know, double dating on the same day. Oh my god. I just want everyone that I date to not listen to the show and then I like no one is there. This weird, you keep on going back and forth about this because you're like I wish they were dislisting the show and then they would know everything I I want them to listen to the sex tip part. So I can have better sex with them. I don't want them to listen to who else I'm dating. I want them to fast forward to sex tips that I give and they could learn a lot from the show. But I don't, I want them to skip the beginning.

You think I can do that? Sounds like a plan. I want them to selectively listen to the show. Okay, I think we're going to move into some sex tips now because I'm really excited about a calculation etiquette. And I thought you might be too. I think men and women might have different opinions on this. I know, just why thought there's a

perfect time to talk about it. And of course the woman's opinion is totally wrong and the men's opinion is totally right. But I'll hear you out anyways. Okay, Mattis. Did you even know that you had the there is an etiquette that goes along

with it that the the jacket is like a book somewhere? Where do a, there is an etiquette there that goes along with it? That's the jacket. Is there like a book somewhere? Where do we find it? I will let me know about this etiquette. We just found it. We talked about it today during the day. Yeah, but was it this, is this the thing you found on the internet? Yes, on the internet.

But we also added our own points. And I've a room with the sport women. Oh, sweet women. What? Yeah, I've been in a room with four women. And we're like, okay, I don't want a guy ejaculates and doesn't clean it up after. Or he ejaculates on your face in the mask.

Or he ejaculates in your mouth. Yes. Ready? And this is just, I want to hear what we love to say about this. And if you're totally glad to disagree, you agree, disagree, ready? I'm ready. First, you take notes. ejassi, are you taking notes?

Adjaculate, indicate. You might get her permission before climate. Okay, you must get her permission before climate seeing anywhere besides in a condom. So don't just assume, she says she's on the pill, whatever, don't just assume that you can ejaculate anywhere. I can't tell you how often, even if you're on a woman on the pill, you should still be using condoms, okay?

So everybody should be using condoms. However, I know I live in the real world, I get it sometimes, you don't want to use a condom, okay? But don't, whatever you do, I've had this happen with friends, they've been dating guys for a while and the guy's just like, then he just came inside me last night and you didn't even knew that I'm not on the pill,

like whatever, you just, you have to double check and don't just ejaculate without asking. Since it comes from you it's yours this is now this is not just me this is like what I found as the as as common sense wisdom about ejaculation wisdom so and etiquette so you can let me know anything. Since it comes from you it's your responsibility to clean it up. What now I can like hand you something to clean it up right. Why can you clean it up? I guess No, I can't like hand you something to clean it up, right? Why can't you clean it up? I guess I could, but I just thought you said that. Okay.

What do you think who cleansed it up then? They cleaned it up. They just asked for, you know, a utensil to clean the situation and then I gave it to them and then they cleaned it up and it's all good. So you never said, I've never had somebody ask me to clean it up. Right. She's waiting for you to exactly my point. Yeah, but what do I need to do that? Because I don't need it. My work, I made this. No, no, no, much effort that took. If you would

judge me on a body, don't rub it in after the fact. What do you mean? I don't know. Don't rub it in, but I think some people might think it's hard to rub it in. So I don't like saying don't to anything. I don't like saying that don't. So I'm just saying this is. But don't rub. I mean, you could rub it in if she found it hot and you found it hot. What is your head? No, I'm just taking this all in.

You're taking a nap. Yeah. Women do not pay attention to how much. Okay. Oh, this is great. We added this. The interns. we do not pay a much we do not pay attention to how much seam in you would

ejaculate so we're not measuring we don't have like a dixie cup that's a lie because I know girls that I don't know what kind of girls you hang out with but we're not like of standing women yeah I'm sure so anyway we're not I know because we talk about a Jackie Lloyd yeah We've got that pill that you can take that increases your load. I want to Google that and look. We don't care. We're not paying attention. The survey of women ask, we're not like, oh, that's so

impressive. He has lots of coming. We're not measuring it. We're not paying attention. But I think guys are having a lot, though. Yeah. So this is more of a man thing, but it's not a women issue. It's a man thing.

You want to be able to produce more because it seems more, I don't know what, but we're not like measuring. God, the last guy was a teaspoon and this was an entire cop. I mean, we don't know. No, but I swear I know women that, that, that, that what?

That like a lot. Right. And not women that I have sex with, but they like told me. So like I like it when there's a lot. Yeah. Okay. Nothing. Not women that I have sex with but they told me. I like it when there's a lot. I'm not saying that you don't like that but we're not obsessively focused on it. So many things that men are obsessively focused on women could care less about.

This is one of those things that we're not like. I really liked them. We had amazing sex but there was only a teaspoon of semen which I find pretty kind of controversial and I don't know if this is a deal breaker. No, we're not doing that. Okay, make sure to get an idea of where she draws a line when it comes to your climatic fluids. Just tip.

Just make sure you just, just, just no, like, okay. The end result of Guy's pleasure includes, okay, the end result of Guise pleasure includes a mess cleanup. This means you should have an ejaculation etiquette plan that includes where it goes, where it doesn't go, how it's cleaned up and how it's supposed to. Much of this is dependent on your partner's likes and dislikes, so make sure to get an idea of where she draws a line when it comes to your climatic fluids. So I think it's like you need an ejaculation plan just like you have an earthquake plan. I have like a you know tornado plan like you know earthquake. You think your earthquake prepared kit.

Okay, when does this discussion happen? It's right before right? You don't before you know. No, no, not even. I'm going to get into that now. Okay. Because I'm going to make this sound for you. All right.

With the condom. When using protection, the condom should be removed before you lose your erection. This will prevent any sperm from escaping and getting on her or on the bed. Tie the end off to nothing leaks and place it in the garbage, not the toilet or the floor. Okay. Addiquate reminder, don't ask her to take the used condom off for you. That's your responsibility.

Yeah, I've never done that. You've never taken it off? you, that's your responsibility. Yeah, I never done that. You've never taken off? No, I never had that. She never had her take it off. Because you can kind of tell, oh, it was kind of a messy, whatever. So this is just what they say, they. Insider, first-getter permission

and understand the birth control situation beforehand. This option does allow for less clean up on your perpetu, probably head to the bathroom and clean up there. If you're using the pull-out method and your partner is not comfortable being this option does allow for less cleanup on your perpetuo, probably head to the bathroom and clean up there. If you're using the pull-out method and your partner is not comfortable being ejectulated on, they'd be prepared and grab a towel or something you don't mind getting a majority. I think you're in mind up. That's a beautiful high maintenance. Don't tell that you won't ejaculate inside her and then do it anyway.

Don't ever do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, you got that. Okay. In her mouth. Ready? First of all, find out whether or not she would like to swallow. You're like, you got that. Okay. In her mouth, ready? First of all, find out whether or not

she would like to swallow. This is really, we've never gotten this much into this, have we? No, no, no, no. Because we had the FCC and we couldn't talk about this kind of stuff. I love no FCC. Okay, a wrong assumption could result in her not wanting

to perform all sex in you. Remember, it's nice to let her know when to expect your orgasm so she can either prepare to swallow or switch to a different method of simulation, like using your hand. You don't have to make a big announcement. It's just simple. Like, it's time would do.

Like, it's time, baby. Would do or you could grant a subtle, a more subtle signal that you're about to erupt. Okay, etiquette reminder, do not hold her head so she has no choice but to swallow. What? Some do do that. They might not guys that I know or that I'd never be with again or whatever, but on her

butt or breasts. This has been one, oh no, the next one is your favorite. Some might be the idea of ejecting a woman's breast or butt, but some women think it's sexy too. Again, this should be established before him because it's possible that it can gross her out and that would be a bad jacket, a graduation etiquette. If she's into it, then go ahead.

Don't rub it in afterward. Don't split it around with your hands and don't collapse on top for us or the mess is squished between your bodies. Who is rubbing it? And I don't get it. Who are you talking to? I don't know.

This is from this is from this is from the universe All but some and I don't think okay, and here's nothing. There's nothing I don't think I think that's all sex is beautiful like the fluids and what happens I'm not saying don't rub it in like if she might you he finds is hot and she finds is hot rub it in make a soup out of it I don't care. I'm not saying anything's bad. Really that's descriptive. Yeah, do something. I don't care what you want to do with your Steven.

I was thinking you should hold a bite. What was I saying to the other day, like all the con, no, that's gross. But if you kept the condoms, there was an art exhibit like that once, with all the used condoms. That's why I don't go to art shows because they're ridiculous. I went to two museums now. I only went to one museum.

I'm in a face. This is a big topic. Yeah. Minus nine. Who doesn't like that? A lot of women don't go to art shows because they're ridiculous. I went to two museums now. I only went to one museum. On their face, this is a big topic. Yeah. Minus an eye. Who doesn't like that? A lot of women don't like that. Some women really get off an idea, but plenty of others think it's disgusting and some even find it degrading.

So it's essential to get her permission before you shoot anywhere near her, near or on her face. Well, you got a blame pornography because that's all it is. It's pretty much. Yeah, I mean, I think it's pretty much existed for a while, but you see that important a lot. And a lot of it, as we know, porn is not the best teacher for what feels good to a woman. It is not.

It's usually it's a visual thing in this thing. This position looks great on camera, but doesn't necessarily mean that that's what feels good for a woman. So you have to be mindful of that. So it's essential to get permission before you shoot anywhere near her face. This includes the next. So don't give her a pearl necklace without giving her the go-head first. Atticate reminder, do not give inner eyes.

Avoid her hair as well, possible. Sex should be fun and well and sexy. Don't ruin the move by crossing the line. So I don't know, that's just insist. What do you think about that? You're like horrified about all this, but then sometimes there's some... No, but yeah, you definitely have to talk it out first. You can't just run wild,

and shoot your bullets all over the room. No. You know, you can't. Right. You have to, there has to be a discussion. I don't think there has to be a discussion while, I mean, before you have sex, you can be in the middle of how.

And it's just, I think there's some feelers out there and see. The bottom line, exactly. The bottom line is just saying like letting your partner know when you're about to have an orgasm. So they can make the decision in that moment where they'd like to be positioned themselves. Yeah, but if they don't like the face, then when you're done having sex with them, like don't call them again.

That's definitely a thing that you should do. Because that's what you like. If you have different opinions though, you should email feedback. You need to be back in second only dot com. Yes. And you should also email us if there's any topics or anything that you guys want to hear. We're getting into every day. We're doing sex topics.

And then tomorrow, it's tomorrow's topics. I'm not don't even remember what it was, but it was. But they're going to be exciting. We're going to be very exciting. Every day Monday through Friday, everybody. Every day Monday through Friday, one to two. Should we explain this again? Does that go and get a fence with benefits member?

They might just be tuning in now, and we apologize to the people that are listening later that we're repeating this, but it will really die down. So we die down. We're gonna be sending out emails and explaining in the saw, but basically now we would love you to register as a friends with benefits member. As a friends with benefits member, you get on demand podcast.

So today, every day, one to two, anywhere you're out in the world, you can stream live and watch Texas Emily, which is awesome. And soon you'll be watching menace as well. We love that. It's free. Then, it becomes an archive podcast. We've already got 11 live shows that are archived and podcasts. And you can access all those if you become a friends of benefits member plus special videos

Plus Q&A plus I'll be doing forums and interactive webinars and stuff with our listeners and we'll just beginning a lot more He become a friends of benefits member. Yeah, so we hope you sign up. Is there a special one where if they pay a certain amount I'll have sex with them Eric you set up. Yeah, what if? What if it's all for the benefit of the show. So you'd have such feelings, yeah? Is it like a grand prize? How much do they have? Yeah, because we have a donate button on the site. If they donate $100,000, I will have sex with them. Really? How about that? Really, that cheap. If there's any... A hundred thousand hours? Yeah, there... You have lots of fans that are hot for you.

Yeah, gentlemen, I can't take her offer, but you know, you can donate. You're still young. You don't know what you're in too. Who knows where you're going to be in a few years. I know what I'm in for. Who knows who you'll be sleeping with. But I'll have got. I'll have other guys sleep with guys for a hundred grand. Okay. I'm like, I can sure I can hook that up. Okay. I know people. You know, people don't know people. Minnes hundred grand. Okay. I'm I can sure I can hook that up. Okay. I know people. You know people who know people. Minnesomes everyone. Okay everyone. Well I think we're good here, right? Yeah. Thanks everyone for listening. Anything else you have to add? No, that's it. Let me just tell you that this week, this week, these shows this week are going to be awesome. We've got some great

topics lined up. We've got some guest lined up. And one guest, special guest. Special guest. She's over here, but we're going to have to announce tomorrow to make sure she's really going to do it. No, we got to tease it. OK, can I tease it? Can we do it? OK, my cousin, you didn't even know this was my cousin.

I didn't. This is my cousin Liz. Hi, Liz. How you doing? Good. Not last name. And this isn't my last name. Liz is a lesbian.

All right. Liz is going to come on and talk about lesbian sex. And she's in my last name. Liz is a lesbian. All right. Liz is going to come on and talk about lesbian sex. And she's going to get into it and she's going to get into the details and she's going to share it with me for the first time because we've never gone there. We're cousins. We love each other. We never get into the details though. We get into a lot of details.

We've actually never had this conversation with her. I know. That's all. So my cousin and I who we've been cousins are Never talk about sex I mean I know she's she's lesbian or ever I know we're gonna meet a girlfriend Yeah, but we're gonna get into her sexual life tomorrow. That's awesome because you know I have lesbian friends but they never discuss their sex life I don't need her they will I don't know why they won't do it like my gay buddies

They will tell me every detail There is but it's gonna be interesting. I know I love it So I'm excited. That's gonna be tomorrow Yeah, all right everyone and we'll be here all week long Monday through Friday one to you Thanks everyone for listening to the show was it good for you? email me feedback etc. Emily dot com If vibrations cares the hottest toys and vibes I love the Jay-Jee Mimi because it's discrete it extremely powerful and great for couple sets M.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E. Thank you. Thank you.