Sex With Emily - SWE: Wing Woman

Episode Date: May 6, 2013

There are three types of wing women: the matchmaker, the introducer, and the reconnaissance woman. Emily tells you how to be all three and how to use your friends to get dates (and get laid). Men need to get comfortable talking to women. Don’t put her on a pedestal, rather talk to her like a real person and friend. Emily and her cohost Menace talk about the easiest conversation starters.If you're interested in wing women and improving your sex life, check out my sponsors: Crazy Girl, Masque, and Good Vibrations. Use coupon code Emily25 at checkout for 25% off your purchase at Crazy Girl. Use coupon code GVEmily20 at checkout for 20% off purchases of $100 or more at Good Vibrations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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myths. To who? Like who's saying? I'm not giving you a preview. Why are you nervous? No, I'm not getting nervous, but I always want to always want to check your sources. These are reputable sources. You know that I've always got my sources down I know so yeah but I'm just saying if you're getting it from a woman then it's probably not right oh yeah good women are right and really just that right I love giving you a hard time I know you do I don't get mad I just roll my eyes so okay so it's a really big day in San Francisco today it's two-box birthday did you know that no I did not know that you've been 40 today really yeah oh that's why it's a big day.

No, it's a big day because there was a study that came out sponsored by Trojan, who knows their sex. Okay. San Francisco, okay, this was on msnbc.com San Francisco, you're so naughty and so open about it. San Francisco was named the most sexually promiscuous city in America. Number one, San Francisco. I feel so, I feel so proud and I like to feel that we're based in San Francisco that maybe I've had something to do with it. Not personally. Oh my god. No, but we're so naughty. It says that, I mean, it's crazy these stats and it says Chicago is at the bottom of the list. So San Francisco, I know, I know, I know, honey. August is done. the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of the list is that the bottom of vibrator. So, almost half the people in women in San Francisco are mad at using vibrators.

Half the people, I mean half the women in San Francisco are not satisfied sexually by a man. Yeah. So, they need a utensil? No, that's not why people use vibrators. It's an addition. Are you really going to have this conversation in there? I'm just saying. Okay, so this is something that's, I don't know, San Francisco tops a list for the most number of sexual partners.

We've had sex with more people in San Francisco. Oral sex at 18 partners and anal sex at 12 partners. Horses. Yep, San Francisco 24% is the least likely to believe in absence before marriage. And San Francisco is one of two cities most likely to say they learned about sex from an adult video in the internet. Anyway, I did. That's how I learned about sex. What was a porno? Really? I was six years old, yeah. Oh, that's right. You saw the porno and you were like, I already knew what was going on, which was weird to me. Yeah, that is weird. Are you sure you knew? Yeah, I knew. You knew that it was what? That what did you think was happening?

Um, I think that they were, I don't know how it triggered in my brain, but I knew they were having sex. Right. I don't know. I can't explain it. Right. But I knew. When did you start masturbating? Yesterday. I don't know. Uh, okay. Yeah. Normal age teams. Okay. Just curious. Because I didn't tell later, as you know. So So okay, so that's a big thing about San Francisco. I was just excited. I just found this like five minutes ago and I said, you're so naughty and over. I just love that I love San Francisco because we just don't care. And the city we're running naked down the street has become rather whole-hum. It's no surprise that we're the number one premise from our city.

It always shrits me. There's always naked people. Like you're like whatever, a naked person. Don't care. Don't care. Like there's just random stuff happening all the time So it's just me out that There would be some events and there's always like naked people right in front of city hall right front of city hall I know Just but I love it. I know I know we're good They're not supposed to should but we also are doing messed up stuff legislated like in the legislation like we're supposed to like we banned Happy mails last year and I know that's other things that we do. We're just like a quirky crazy city. This is this is

but it makes me feel like proud like I feel like I become like I'm a San Francisco. I mean I'm not from here initially as you know but I feel like a San Francisco skin like kind of this is what I'm just curious and crazy what there's a lot a lot a lot of weirdos, right? Right. And these weirdos have so much freaking free time versus the people that are just actually just working all the time just trying to get by. Right. That all the weirdos are at City Hall constantly like getting these crazy laws passed on time.

I know, I know. It sucks. Yeah. So the people are actually like it affects It's not that just the I made a film about that I made a film about politics in San Francisco If anyone's interested it's called see how they run And you can rent it on Netflix or download it on iTunes and it's a documentary all about San Francisco politics and how Insanely insane we are in liberal and a little bit crazy But what was the legislation just last week?

There was something that we were going to ban. And it was like. It was a circumcision. The circumcision. Yeah. And then there was something else. There was something else like a day later. Circumcision.

You can't ban a circumcision. I'm not a plastic bags. Plastic bags. That's weird. Like, can you imagine if you're watching this and are like, we don't have plastic bags. Like, you cannot get a plastic bag in different ways. Yeah.

It's weird. You can't. I know. And then if it's raining and you're walking, you're aft. Right. Cause there's no plastic bags. They rip all the time. Okay. Oh, the paper bags every time I'm coming home from because you know, I eat out all the time. Yeah. Oh speaking of that yesterday. So you really have the show yesterday at you really got me thinking when you said to me, what do I ring to the table and a relationship? Yeah.

So I was like, let's rewind it. That's rewind, okay. So you know, as everyone know, we're doing a daily show, and I was like, when get that, okay. So yesterday, Menace asked me, since I don't cook, and I've never cooked for a man in my entire life, he asked what I bring to the table

besides sex in a relationship. And your answer was, I'm fun. Yeah, I'm fun. Okay. So I asked the guy that I did it. I did. I did. I talked to guys that I've dated. I like native footballs and like why did you date me? Like I never cooked for you. I never planned for you. I literally like trip out by saying that. No, I just thought it was funny. And so no, I didn't trip out but I was like, no, what happened was because I'm supposed to go out with this guy. So you remember the guy that I was dating a few months ago who was like, you never called me and you never made plans.

So then this guy that I have been dating was like, oh, well, what do you want to do starting night? And I was like, so we were on the phone at site. And I said, it's a bit of plans. And I said, am I really bad? I said, I don't really care. I don't really know. Like, see what he messed up. I don't even know why he said that to you so I said so I said what do I bring to the table so that's what I've got I'm like oh no do I bring anything to the table all

besides um besides sex and and he's like yes you have he's he answered me and I wrote it down because I had to write it down he said I have exuberant energy, explosive, exuberant energy. That's what I bring. So does people that do cocaine? But I don't do cocaine. I'm naturally exuberant. That's what I bring to the table. No, I don't cook or clean or anything that, but you just hire someone to clean eventually.

Energy. What does that energy do? I'm trying to explain. Don't you know, but why do you like me? Like why do you like me? Why do you like hanging out with me? Because I'm fun. I'm fun. Energy. That was an extension on the fun thing. No, it was fun. Okay, here's another story. So what? Well, it was fun. Nothing. I did it right. Why do people think you? It's like general because I'm awesome. So here's a thing so Ruby. I can't even say again I'm telling the story. I forgot it. Skip. Anyway, today's next week. Yeah last night I went to see I told you yeah live shows. I went and saw the green horn at last night.

Oh, all right. It was a press screening, right? Yeah. I went and saw it and I really enjoyed it. I When saw the green hornet last night and oh Great it was a press screening right yeah, I want to saw it and I really enjoyed it So if people want to go I what I'm not like a green hornet like fanatic a purist I mean nothing about it. I don't know anything about it either. So I enjoy it. It's you know a comic movie You can't take it too seriously right it was good So if you are doing something this weekend, you want to go see the green hornet, I suggest go see what's that. Really? Who's it? It's Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, right? Yeah, and she looks smoking hot in it. Ryan Reynolds, as a man, I can say, this guy is so fit that it makes you feel bad about yourself.

Oh really? Yeah. Seriously? Like so, girls, you would love seeing this guy. He kids, he has a shirt off. I mean, I was, I heard a review this morning and someone was reviewing it and they were saying that it wasn't good and that he wasn't very good in it as a lead as a as a as a main character. You can't listen like because I sit with these critic A holes all the time. Uh-huh.

And they try to go in there and why don't you take me to this? I thought you were gonna take me to movie screenings that you get all these tickets. See I'm trying to get to my point. Oh, he's interrupting me. Hold on. So, uh, but you can't take the credit critics people seriously because they think they're gonna go in there and see the next citizen Kane or something like that, you know, or the next Clockwork Orange. So you have to know that it's like, yeah, just go with what type of movie that you like and don't listen to critics. Okay, but anyways, I did not invite you because I've been trying to get You know more engaged and more interactive with people on my Facebook. So I've been throwing like basic questions out there, right? So the other basic question was um star wars or Star Trek. Right? And everyone was getting into it. And then here comes Emily Morris on my Facebook and says, eh, neither. What? But neither. I don't want to see either one of those Star Trek or Star Wars. So why would you be bad if I didn't

take you to the Green Lantern? Because I just want to go to movies. No, because you're asked to be talking through the whole God. I wouldn't talk again Yes, I'd be so scared to go to movie to you again that I would seriously I'd be so quiet I can't guarantee that I would sit still but I wouldn't I wouldn't talk the whole time I seriously wanted murder some lady that was making noise like really? across the room. Yeah. Well okay so I you know that I won't talk again and I'm gonna. Yeah but how okay let me guess you've never seen Star Wars. No I've seen Star Wars. I love Star Wars. I just was like who in either one at that moment because when I read your Facebook post I was like no neither were not right now.

There are only people commenting. I know a lot of people. And then they started talking crap about you because you're like oh my god come on I was like neither done that's not what I want I like if you if I was sitting in your house you're like let's watch a movie and you're like would you go I want Star Trek or Star Wars like neither but I know that wasn't the point the point was if I had to choose and I would choose neither that hurts man I'm sorry baby I mean I'm not like a super hardcore uh... why do you ask why do you want to know because I knew that would cause a debate and I just wanted to see what people thought. So social media savvy. Yeah and I wanted to see if the star track nerds would

come in defense star wars because obviously star wars is a more popular choice. Right. And check this out. So leading back to sex you know how many like hot chicks that are into star wars that just like Dress up in like star war outfits like practically naked all the time on the internet you can find it everywhere No, I didn't know that like people who have like fetishes around not fetishes They just turn on by into it and then but then put the dress super sexy but they're like you know dark fader and stuff like that i didn't know i didn't know that yeah it's pretty amazing and there's like so many people

is that where you go for your entertainment to go check out naked chicks in dark vader outfits now i don't think i recognize dark a her or something is that what it's called? probably but there's like a lot of a lot of hot chicks are just becoming super like comic book nerds and stuff like that That's great. Do you like that you consider yourself a nerd, right? Do you or no? Oh, yeah, I guess but I'm not like Hardcore into the comic book. No, we need there obviously I would have gone to the movie. I Would have I do I um

Nothing I worked You know, I'm trying to think I'm trying to think and what did I do I um Nothing I worked No, I'm trying to think I'm trying to think of what did I do last night? So you know you called up every ex boyfriend and say oh my call that reacts boyfriend Oh, and then I have other feedback. Yeah, I did well because my ex texted me like why do we he's going through a problem with this girlfriend now So he texted me and he was like why are we why did we break up again and oh my god, dude this guy It's it's either two things you all right number one. This is what he said. Oh, this is I'm reading you as tax so goddamn ridiculous like Either you marry this guy or stop talking to him because it's not healthy Don't worry said he just out of the blue when I needed a little ego boost last night because I was already feeling lame

Because you told me that I'm not worth dating. I mean, you said, he said, I miss you for lots of reasons including but not limited to one, how chill you are, two, how fun you are, three, how easy it is to be with you and four, your infinite hotness. He said, what happened? Why aren't we together anymore? I need to get laid. What time was that? And then we kind of had phone sex. But I didn't really have phone sex. He said, what happened? Why aren't we together anymore? I need to get laid. What time was that? And then we kind of had phone sex. But I didn't really have phone sex. He had phone. I had

phone. He had phone sex. It was late. I was in New York. I don't know. He was in New Yorkers late. Anyway, I don't know. I was. Oh my God. It's so like how to go. I wasn't working. Exactly. He's like, Emily, I miss you. And blah, blah, blah. God. Yeah. And then he's like, I miss you in blah blah blah. Yeah, I'm so lame And then he's like remember that time and he wanted that fun sex. I didn't really like I was I was bit I was focused on work Anyway, so lame lame. Okay, let's get into something No, no, let's back to the down room So what are you gonna do about that? I'm fun doing now. I It's not healthy or

Never talked to him. I never taught I mean we like text. This is don't you have girls that you text? I'm not hung up on but do you is don't you have girls in Texas? But do you know what when you talk honey? I'm so not hung up on him. I do not oh my god Ew like if I could tell you the million reasons why we're not just be together. We're not just be together I just don't talk into the kids funny. It's funny because I like that he says nice things about me What about eventually you find a guy that's not into chicks that cook or clean and he wants to be with you, right? And then you have this guy who's going to hit you up with that. No, then I'll be done with him. I just haven't found anybody. I just haven't

committed to anybody in a long time. So I still have the people hanging around. That I text. Big deal. Who doesn't? Everyone does that. How many girls are you texting that you sleep with? Oh look at my phone. You don't text any girls around me? Oh, it's a girl's phone.

No, it's stupid. Really? Yeah. I like it. My friends and I like it. We like to get the tattoo. Women, we like to get that something, like a little, maybe feel that. I was like oh

good he likes me still that's good all right I think we should move on go for sex in the news well we already talked about the biggest news San Francisco you're so naughty yeah and then the other news can I just clear it up oh yes weener's resigned weener resigned he did I can't believe it it's so funny Weiner's Resign. Weiner resigned. Yes. Weiner resigned. He did. I can't believe it. It's so funny because my cousin is a reporter in Arizona and she's like, I'm so happy that I resigned. So now I don't have to talk about him every again.

And I'll report her. Right. Exactly. Exactly. I know I know it got to be too much, but I can't put, yeah, he had to, he resigned, but that's not what I was going to talk about. All right. I had other Wiener news.

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Speaking about Weiner, his wife is way too hot for him. I told you how hot she was. I told you last week and you're like, no, someone said no. Not me. She's hot. She's beautiful. She's classic. She's stunning. Yeah, she's like, but I don't think she's going to leave them. I think just got married a year ago. I heard that she wasn't going to leave them. Not for now at least. Well, I don't know. I mean, now what the hell is he going to do now? Everyone knows what he looks like. What do you do? Hopefully he has money in the bank.

I don't know. You know what? Look at Spitzer, though. Elliot Spitzer, when he had his whole sex scandal when he was governor, well, no, he wasn't governor. He's Senator. What was he? Spitzer?

Elliot Spitzer in New York, whatever he was, Senator. So he is now hosting a show on CNN. And he had a sex scandal with prostitutes. Yeah, but he had like at least had some like charisma and stuff like that. Not really. Ellie, it's pizza. Like I turn on the CNN. I'm like really?

Ellie, it's pizza. Like he has a sex scandal and sleeping with prostitutes and paying them out of state money. And now they see an end and make some more reporter. I don't understand that. Because he and I. There's a million people like a type of politics. And he's not attractive. And y'all you think of him as with a prostitute.

No, tell the CEO tell room. Yeah, but that's what that makes you tune in. Do you know CNN? No, I tuneitute. That's the CEO tell room. Yeah, but that's what that makes you tune in. Do you know CNN? No, I tune off. Well, okay, go ahead. What? CNN's losing so bad in ratings versus Fox News. So they're just like, that's the only channel

they have at my gym, not in the food channel. That's what I watch. Food? No, I can give it crap by the food channel. Food channel is so boring. If you don't cook, and you don't have any utensils or anything. It's like pornography for me. Is it the food channel?

Do you really watch the food channel? I mean, I know people do. I just like get another plan. I want to do my own video podcast about doing little cooking shows. Come on. You cook? For real? For real?

Come on, I don't believe you. How do you not believe me? When do you, when do you have time to cook? I'm not the only person on the planet that cooks. A lot of people cook. I know, but I just don't imagine you cooking. Okay. What's the secret of hot sex?

Science weighs in. A new study suggests that the key to hot sex is, is plain old empathy. Empathy? Empathy. How is that work? Empathic. People being empathic.

Empathic individuals are more responsive to partners needs and thus initiate a positive, positive feedback cycle. So research at the University that they studied the psychological profiles of over 3,200 men and women, they looked at self-esteem, autonomy, and empathy, and three sexual measures, this is a little confusing here, orgasmic regularity, enjoyment of receiving and giving oral sex. So, that's what the study looked at, and they found that the people with empathy who were more empathic towards each other were having better sex. But, the thing that was most interesting about the study was, the authors were surprised to find men

were more likely than women to enjoy performing oral sex, and I do not find that to be the case. Where was this study held? It was a big study. I don't know. It was at, um, from a university. Some university. Yeah. No, it's real. It's real. I'm not like reading BS. So anyway, in pathics, what got me thinking about guys that I did, that usually are, I think that that's big. Some of the guys at Empathy who can relate to you and respond to you and be there for you emotionally. But they're just doing that because they want to get laid.

Yeah, that's fine though, but I'm more sexually, they're showing that people who are have a high empathic barriers are having better sex. It doesn't matter if it's genuine or not. I don't care. It's just a lie. Exactly. So I thought that was interesting. And again, the authors are surprised to find that men were more likely than women to enjoy

performing oral sex. I feel like there were all these women who made giving performing oral sex. They're out there. It's so fun. So many women hate it. I don't get it. But I feel like men don't like it more than women. That would be my, yeah, I'm surprised too, just like the- No, I think it's equal.

It's equal playing field, honestly. I don't know. I think I taught you what it was. Remember on the show, like years ago, I taught you how to say it. Cundlingus. Cundlingus. Oh, god. When Menus was just a young boy, dating on the go,

there's a new, how about we, how about we's mobile app, it's called. So it's a new app that allows you to find a date quickly without having to sit at your computer. You can post and browse cool dates in your area. So basically the scenario is that you're having a drink at your favorite bar and suddenly find yourself wishing there was someone in that empty bar still next to yours. Take out your phone and check out other people's who've posted dates in your area, find someone like you, you can mess with them and you can go find them if they're nearby. So it's

like not so different than those other apps, but Grindr. Grindr. But this is like a date. They're like come up with dates in the moment that are happening and you can join someone like if you're at your alone drinking tequila by yourself at the bar. I mean guess I can work. I don't know that's That one is all on the women if they want to meet up with guys. No, I think it'll be guys doing it too. I mean it's kind of like an immediate No, do you think women are gonna really post like hey? I'm just hanging out. I don't know maybe I bet you if I download it right now It'll be 3000 guys. Maybe I'll be the one woman. Let's see. I'll download it right now it'll be 3000 guys maybe I'll be the one one. Let's see I'll download it right now. Do it find out what's it called again. It's called how about we how about we go to the store like that okay so future hotel

room to fill facilitate virtual. I had some to kill I have to admit now I'm just kidding okay future hotel room to facilitate virtual sexist travel lodge. So you know we've been talking a lot about like the virtual, what about you wanted people to be able to have sex during the show? Yeah, like the USB plug in and then there's some device that has sex with you while you're listening to the family. Yeah, right. That's what we're going to do. But you don't have to use your own hand. Exactly. So lazy people out there. They say the travel lodge veiled what the hotel room

of the future will look like, and it involves virtual love making. Apparently remote virtual love making will be possible by the year 2030, allowing individuals to connect with their partner. 2030, of course. To connect with their partner, but it doesn't even sound,

couples will be able to benefit from the ability to link peripheral nervous systems via active skin electronics together for enhanced lovemaking. So it's like connecting your nervous systems through the, I don't even know how they were going to do that. I don't know. It doesn't sound very hot. I rather just watch porn. I heard today. I mean, someone else they have sex robots in Japan now. That sounds cold.

Cold. Just kind of cold. I'm sure there's how a pathic is a robot not very empathic all that. Probably no. No, no, no, no, they're saying I'm remembering now that the robot the robot will recognize its owner and be able to have a conversation with the owner. Really? Will it tell me that I look nice today? Yeah. You look nice today. Nice ass. You program it. Really? Will it tell me that I look nice today? Yeah. You look nice today. Nice ass. You program it.

Really? Yeah. I don't think it's come to that yet, but it's nice to know that they're options. And you know what? You probably don't have to make it dinner either. It's perfect. It would be the perfect.

You got to charge it. So today just backing up with sex toy day at sex family. You know, my interns have had a very active week. We first went to the canceled oral sex class and then they were entertained by my sex school friends. They told that whole story the other day. But then we got sex toys from Adam and Eve because Adam and Eve is our sponsor and we love Adam and Eve. Everyone go to Adam and Eve.com. You get 50% off any item

plus three adult DVDs and free shipping and you have to use coupon code Emily at checkout. Anyway, they provided us with a bunch of sex toys today. I was so excited because I came in late to the office because I had a meeting this morning and I walked in. There was a box and I was like, oh, what's that? And I was like, oh my God, it's our sex toys. So we opened the box and we, everyone's got sex toys because the interns got to pick

out which toys they, why are you looking at your nose? No, obviously. I'm just like trying to like Visualize what's going on right? So it's in my office and we rip open the box because I had them all pick out Which sex toys they want a review because we're gonna. We're starting a new intern sex toy review segment on the show So they so we got all these sex toys and I'm so excited. We got rabbits They all picked out what they wanted. I had nothing to do. They could pick out whatever they wanted. So my corrupting them are not. What do you think? I think it's a good thing. Just because I took them to an oral sex class and make them try out sex toys and then we're gonna do porn abuse, but I think it's part of the

whole sex with only experience. Oh my God. I don't know how I feel about this, but I mean, if they're into it, then fine. They're totally into it. I'm so excited. So what kind of toys are we excited? What kind of toys did they pick? You don't have to. They picked, they picked, um, rabbit. There's rabbits. Uh-huh. Someone picked a rabbit, like a, like a supercharged rabbit.

All right. And, um, and then a butterfly something. I don't know what that is. We're going to learn what it is. What if they're like volunteering and like Kelsey's like, I'll do it this weekend. Like, she's ready. Like, they're psyched. They're going to go home and do it. And then there is Kelsey's like I'll do it this weekend like she's ready like their site They're gonna go home and do it and then there is um, I don't know they sent us pocket rockets

They sent me this little nubby finger thing. It's a vibrator that just goes on your finger and it's Lovey it's cool. Yeah, I think you had that before I have had that I it's a new one though If they're all souped up. They sent us all their new toys. I'm it's like I can't tell you how exciting that is Like I wanted to write a song about though. If they're all souped up, they send us all their new toys. I'm like, I can't tell you how exciting that is. I wanted to write a song about it. Okay. I'm eager to see the reviews. I love getting new sex toys. It's like, I don't know. I mean, I guess it's like how other people feel about food or something. How many sex toys do you think you have? Opened or unopened? I'm just together, collectively. Not just the how many sex toys do I have not the ones in my trunk I

Move them out of my trunk because I got a new car. Yeah And I'm sure you waited to the last moment. I think it's more interesting to ask me how many I've tried How many I've opened and how many I've on them but I have to the math separately I probably have about 30 vibrators that I've tried. Are they like that are opened? Yeah. Maybe I tried them once, 40, 30.

I'm running out of room. Let's just say that. They're in boxes, like under my bed. But then there's like my go to vibrators. So I don't really, like, I'll use a vibrator and then I'll... I should do the vibrator reviews for Christ's sake. But... What's the most awkward vibrator you think you've gotten? the most awkward? yeah the

most like because some of them are shaped weird. oh I've I had some that were like really some that were like really really really big like yeah too big to like horse-size yeah like that didn't even dream do I want this like too big to like horse size. Yeah, like that didn't even dream. Do I want this like too big? Okay. But I don't know if I got anything really awkward. It's like I'm not gonna see. I mean, there's fun stuff like the vibrating panties.

You weren't here on my birthday show when I showed the vibrating panties, right? Were you here? No. Like, I love my vibrating panties. Like, I need to find another guy to do that with because I did it with this one guy where I'm sure some guys were psyched to use it again. I won't tell him that I've used it before. But anyway, the vibrating panties, you remember this from last year.

But they're so cool, they sell these at Adam and Eve too. And they have a little vibrator in the crotch, which doesn't hate that word, but it's in the crotch and you put it in there and then your partner holds the remote control and then remote control. It can turn you on if you're at a party or something. So that's kind of fun. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, I, um, I don't know why I have a bad memory. I have a lot of things on my mind. It's mostly just obsessive thoughts and they kick out all the other stuff that's not that important. They kick out a lot of emails, dude.

They kick out a lot of things. I think, um, okay, so what have I already done? Where are we? Emails. Yes, emails. Let's do emails. And are people including where they're from and the emails? Yes, everyone including where you're from. Some people do some people don't, but we want you to, we want to know where you're from. If you don't want to say your name, just change your name. A lot of people change your name. Change your name and then tell me where you're from. Yeah, and I don't use your name unless you put your name.

And I've even changed names for people some time because I'm like, they didn't tell me to change their name, but I'm going to change their name because I make that decision for them. All right. Dear Emily, I'm finally a friend with Benefit. Let's talk about Friends with Benefits for a minute. Friends with Benefits is a new sexual-debted link program. We want everyone to join and become a member.

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because you don't wanna miss anything. Cause there's a lot going on. Yes. So dear Emily And I'm signing up and becoming a member now because you don't want to miss anything. Because there's a lot going on. Yes. So dear Emily, I'm finally friends with Benefit's member. Thank you very much. Here's a different take on the Wigman concept. Because we just show about Wigwoman and Wigman the other day.

I dropped into a local club and sat at the bar. I struck up a conversation with the woman sitting next to me. She was very funny. We talked and laughed a lot for about 45 minutes. Turns out she was with her boyfriend, but she barely talked to him all night. They left? No, it gets better. Listen, they left.

We said goodbye. After we talked, I moved to the other end of the club. On my way back to the bar, three women stopped me and offered me their phone number. This has never happened to me before, ever. Turns out that these women were all responding to seeing me laughing and obviously having such a good time with the woman I'd been talking to. So maybe having a wing woman who you can laugh with would be a good variation on the wingman idea, Paul.

So he was seen talking to a woman, Paul, the attracted woman, the defound attractive, and these other women responded and they were like, oh my god, he seemed so fun. Life of the party, blah, blah, and hand it on the front of her. That's from Paul. Yeah. I hate that. What do you hate? The part that she was married?

And then you've talking to her? No, that she's... That she's spent most of her night talking to him when she already had a boyfriend. She's with her husband, she was born. Or... They have nothing else to talk about. Yeah, that's what happens when you get married. No.

No, yeah, I did that. I hate that kind of stuff. What? I hate that. Stay home if you're gonna, you know? I know, but I can't couple. I did. I heard some kind of stuff. What? I hate that. Stay home if you're going to, you know, not talk to a lot of people. I know. They talk for 45 minutes.

A lot of people. That would just be such a bummer to be married, so I'm going to be out and not wanting to talk them. You tell people that you always want to talk to each other and you always want to have sex with each other too. I don't know. Okay. Hi, Emily.

I just became a friend of benefits member. Yay. thank you. Great name, by the way. And I noticed that when I signed up for the podcast that the application form online has chipping info, is this a sign that you will be selling merchandise off this website? If so, I would love to order a t-shirt that says, I just had sex with Emily and all I got was this t-shirt,

which is what I recommended last week. I'm pretty sure you'd enjoyed about that on a previous episode, but I think it's an excellent idea. Thanks for everything. Your show is fantastic. Tyler from Calgary, Canada. Yes, I will be selling products on the website. The website is exploding. I will be selling my book. I'll be selling products. I'll also be selling t-shirts. I think we should expect those t-shirts. And pocket for China's now. That's us for you. Emily's for China. Should we have included you in the adamant-eave.com order?

We should have gotten you a sex toy. What would I get? I wouldn't get anything. No, you might have found something. Would you have wanted some porn? Because they sell porn too. Oh, I don't want to. Oh, I wanted to.

I feel like left out. Like you were left out of the whole excitement today. But you need something. I would have not been into that at all. I think it would be good. I know, but I think it'd be good for you. Oh, I just want you to No, don't you're like a drug dealer. You're trying to push You're trying to push sex toys on me and it's for years. I've been pushing sex toys on you

I want to you know, I want to be like the caveman and not have any tools at all Have you ever been with a woman who uses sex toy? It uses sex toys. How do you do with the woman? She used it. Like while we were together. No. No. It's an interesting experience. You might like it. No, I just, you know, I want to go back to the olden times. Right. We put in all my effort to 70% of women can't have warded out ofums without direct literal stimulation and they need a vibrator. Yeah, that's cool. But you know what? I'm gonna do. Those time for dark. Those were dark, dark times. Everything I can to satisfy my lady. And I don't see why there's

anything wrong with that. But you know what? If you feel there's a problem with that then you let everybody know. Yeah, I think there's a problem with that because you're probably not doing a great job. So I ran across your show while searching for more ideas of what to do with my wife. I really enjoy them while driving across the country. And you really enjoy your shows while driving across the country. I'm a truck driver.

You mentioned a ride in a zone a lot, but men are lost when it comes to where women like to be touch, kissed. This is the one yesterday that we didn't get to. Touch, kiss, lick, nibbled. We also don't want to ask because it would mean admitting We don't know. So here is my contribution to your show men. There are 38 documented zones. You can go to in order to please your woman

Learn them and use them not all of them work on every woman But you should at least be aware of them John from Texas. Thanks John. Thanks John from Texas Is it say tickle them and then in the neck with hundred dollar bills? What planet are you on? Energize behind the knees the lips naked the nape of the neck ears buttocks wrists These are all places that women are super sensitive and that are Roger's bones besides their boobs and Wait in the vagina Besides their blue I don't love saying they're vagina.

And they're what? Like I know I have a sex show, but I just don't love saying they're vagina. And all your, penis I have no problem with vagina, it's like, it's kind of a buzzkill. Or a cool hip-franced, say vulva.

No, remember, you're supposed to say vulva instead of a vagina. That's what in my sex school. They are remembered stuff. You're so smart. How do you ever, though? We gotta, you know You know use a streetling go what do you mean? The common people like what do they say instead of a Jenna? Snatches and they don't say snatch

What do they say? I don't like saying pussy, but they say they basically pussy. That's they say that's hotter I mean, that's hotter. I mean, but I'm not gonna say pussy. I think it's hot during sex. I think so. During sex. Isn't that? You like my pussy? Yeah, I like it.

That's hot. That is so embarrassing to even say it. Like, what? You think pussy, say it again. Pussy, I'm like turning red to say it. I know. So embarrassing. So he turned the camera on and it's,

well, you think you've never said like Like to a woman you never do you like that in your pussy? Yeah, that is so No, that's a people say that is not hot. That is it is it can be it can be hot all contraire Your profile say do you like my winner in your pussy? Yeah, or your pussy's hot. You're pussy's so hot And your pussy is so hot Yeah, I was like your pussy like I'm just like I can't think to get in the moment, you know and men say it It's sometimes super hot. Yeah Just telling you I you've never said that word until now. You're like literally

I'm just saying it's just embarrassing to say that. Okay, so what other word are we gonna say? Like, does an Oprah have a word or what does an Oprah say? Like, I'm a... For J.J. For J.J. No, for J.J., I'm never gonna say that. No, that's bad. I need a new word for the Jaina.

Why don't you say in For Jaina? I said like it, I just don't love it. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'd like to come up with another word. There's nothing else that you use. Nope, vulva. Vulva doesn't roll off the tongue though. Is that weird I was like showing I've... One of the biggest pervs I know and he had...

I bet he says pussy. What? Yeah, I just say pussy, but then he also called it the wound that never heals. Oh, that sounded... So, that's not even... I don't even know what to say about that. All right, next you now. OK, that's just, I don't know who you hang out with. I like your podcast, Keep With Good Work.

I was wondering if you've heard of the G-Spot shot or already covered it. What are your thoughts on it? Is it legit or is it just a placebo effect? You can Google the G-Spot or, go here, the gshot.com. So I've heard, have you heard of this? The G-spot shot. The G-shot.

The G-shot. So basically it's a non-surgical physician-administrative, administered treatment that can temporarily augment the graphenberg spot or the G-spot and a sexually active woman with normal sexual functioning. It has not been approved yet by like the, you know, and whoever approved stuff. And for this kind of thing, by the medical associations, I'm not really approved yet.

But there are, there were studies like I read up on it. And there are women who say that they, so basically, basically people are having these G spot parties. It's like Botox parties or women getting their face Botox. But now they're getting their g spots like So the the the physician comes in with a guñedal and any shoots you up Uh-huh, what shoots him in the The vagina so bad and a doctor can help increase their sense to be during sex through a special injection on the area inside

The front wall of the vagina known as the method is very controversial, but he said the availability of such procedures is a boon for many women who are not getting the experience that they desire from sex. So I mean if you're a woman who's not I mean there are there were some studies of some women that wasn't like on the G-spots G-Shots website but there was like articles written about it women were like oh my god and finally having orgasms that way so I don't know I mean I would be careful it hasn't been approved yet. Yeah it's shooting needles in your chest. It sounds really bad.

So sexy and you know what it came up. Yeah and they can make an app for everything but they can't make an app to find the G-Spot like what kind of color is that? Oh they probably could do an app like that. The G-Spot, like what kind of kind of... Oh, they probably could do an app like that. The g-spot locator? Yeah, like it could be like infrared light that you just see that. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Kind of. Yeah, okay. Lays are guidance. Yeah, like Lays are got... Yeah, you should just... See, I have so many million dollar ideas that you just don't even understand.

Just blow over them. Yeah, we don't speak the same language. Okay, dear Emily, some thoughts on the ejaculation etiquette conversation from a man's perspective. We did a show on ejaculation etiquette the other day. We're doing good shows, man. We are. Whether or not you use a condom, if the sex

was great, your partner is going to be a little or hopefully very wet. Afterwards, be a man. Go to the bathroom and bring back a warm, moist washcloth and slowly and gently bathe her downstairs. Take it slow. It's a sexy way to come down from some great sex. It will feel soothing to her and she'll think you're sweet sex hero. You'll get lots of extra points if you're the first man who's ever done this for her. Imagine thinking about buying some good quality super soft cotton washcloths just for the benefit of their partners.

Another reason sets from Paul. That is a nice move. Seriously, I've been guys do that. Like they... Of course they do. They should do that. That's nice for them to clean up. The other day we had the guy with this... What was it?

It was a suction. He was using a plunger on his woman's vagina. What was that? What was it was a suction like he was using like a plunger on his woman's vagina? What was that this the what was that thing do you remember? Remember it was like the vagina sucking thing. What was that? I don't know the what oh the clitorial palm Clitorial pump that also engorge the vagina and I'm just gonna say it. Yeah, the clitoris inorgeous the clitoris with blood, which is how you guys are. I really enjoyed that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So now there's a G-Spot shot, whatever, and he's got, and yeah, I think... He's enjoying that. Yeah, I was happy to hear you and menace disgust women's breasts on the show. If I had a special gal of my own, I think I'd kiss, lick, and suck on her breast for hours. I'd even rest my head on them, and they don't call him Pillars for nothing. One four-plate trick I've heard of before, the guy spends ample time fondling every inch of the gal's breasts except the nipples. Then when she begs for it, he'll zero in on the nipples. I look forward to more as always, XX-O-O-O-Collins. More laser guidance.

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They didn't have they didn't have them before they dated me No, so I had did you buy them for them? I didn't buy them for them But I know like one of the best positive surgeons in northern California, right? So you were like babe you should get those I never said they Just randomly several women you've dated got boob jobs while you were dating them. Two, that's a lot. Two is a lot. They just knew that I knew this guy and they're like, I want to get it done. So I just introduced them and then then did you think that they should get it done? I didn't personally care either way. But when you said after, I was like stoked and like started tweeting and parading around and calling out my friends

that my lady got a boob job, no. Right. Did they, did they, did it turn you on more? Uh, no. It was the same. Okay. I'm not the guy that, like, my tongue's hanging out when, like, hot girl walks by. Like, I really don't give a crap.

You just stare at a press. I don't even stare at their press. I thought thought you do by mistake. You can't help it You look at the problems. That's not like every single day. Oh, I thought every day you were I thought every day you were staring at boobs No once in a while Some girls cleavage will be showing and as a guy it's like so hard not to look down once and then your eyes lock down for Five more seconds than you should and then they notice. Right. It's a terrible situation.

That it, man. It's embarrassing. But I think you've got the under control. Like saying, like saying, yeah. I'm not sure how to approach my girlfriend about this. I love her a lot and think she's great, but I just think our sex is, eh. I mean, it's sex and I always get off and so does she. But to me, it just seems that this just isn't this, that it just is what we're doing is we're just getting off.

It's not fun. It's seriously the same thing every time. And she doesn't really get into anything else unless you can get off by it. She's on Inspire with Doggy Style, which I like, but she can't get off her, so she says it's probably because she just bends over and doesn't really stick her butt up and out. You know what I mean? Yeah. She just doesn't want to use mirrors or cameras, not in front of a window or her couch or chair. Just nothing fun. It's the same thing every time.

The problem I have is she thinks it's just fine and more importantly, can be sensitive to these types of subjects because I've had a lot more partners, so to speak. Don't tell me communicate or talk to her because I try and she gets upset and ends up thinking I want to bang someone else. Bots, Mike D. from Philadelphia.

Well, Mike, it sounds like your girlfriend's a lazy bitch. And you should kick her to the curb. Just talk to her, just kidding. No. I can't say that. It sounds like there's some anger here. He sounds angry. That's what I have to say.

Mike, I think that there are some other issues going on and it sounds a sex. So first of all, you have to find out if you're sexually compatible with your partner. And it just sounds like you've been together or I don't know how long, but you didn't say how long. But you're not sexually compatible.

You might just not want, it sounds like you have the sense to try out more things and to be more experimental. And when you try to talk to about it, she gets upset. So I mean, if you really love this woman and you want to work on it, then I think that there's just some, he just sounds really angry with her about like some other things. I think that there's other things going on in their relationship. And a lot of times that can be, and that's, that's, if you are having other issues in relationship, they can come out during sex, during intercourse. It can be reflected on that. If a woman's not feeling connected, maybe she's

not, I mean, he could be doing things to her that they've lost their sense of connection somehow. And it's coming out in their sex life or not coming out in their sex life because it's dull. Yeah go shoot some guns. Maybe you'll make her hot. Cook for her or something. Fix something around the house. That's what women find really hot. But what do you think about it? Like what do you mean just bad sex? Like I don't know. I mean part of me is like that could be a deal breaker. Honestly, I'm going to say it here, Mike.

That might be a deal breaker. It might be game over. I mean, if you sex is important to you as it is to me and say other people, menace, maybe. Throw them in the gutter and get another. That's what I say. You do? That's awesome.

Okay, I think we're going to get into some sex myths right now. Okay. I love myths. I'm so excited because it's like actually like one of my favorite topics because people get lots of wrong. It matters you are in the hot sea here. This is where you're going to quiz me. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. Don't look at the answers. I can't wait. This is going to be fun. Okay. The truth about common sex myths. Okay.

Size matters. True, oh, sorry, true or false? That's false. True and false. True and false or false? The question. The motion in the ocean, bro. 45 out of 50 women say girth is most important.

Most women prefer no more than five to 6 inches. 85% of women are happy with their partner's penis size. 85% so all these guys are so worried about their penis that you know this is the number one concern that men have is their penis and 85% are you listening to what I'm saying. 85% of women are fine with their penis. We do not care and it's so rare that we don't like penises. I'm telling you it doesn't come up a lot like that men think we care. We don't care. So should, well, only 55% of men are happy with their member size. See? Yeah, 55% of men are happy with their size. And 85% don't care. So it's true ant false. Here's why girth is more important than size though. All right. Do you want to know? Yes. Why are you laughing? I am this. I Here's why girth is more important. The vaginal wards connect, oh, more of a genital talk.

The vaginal wards connect with each other and close around whatever is inserted regardless of size. It can snug, it can hold snug on a tampon or can stretch to deliver a baby. So that's why girth is more important like for women, to get that. Okay.

So should peatness be eating cheeseburgers or something? No, it's just that you can do What you could penis pump But that's a whole other thing. Yeah, no, you can't really I want to see you out of penis pump I have like 15 of them in my house. Yeah, I wasn't even including those. I'm like yes member They were advertiser last summer. Oh, yeah, that was awesome. I do want one a penis pump Yeah, I'll give it to you for your birthday or something This like when you can't get hard, right? No, well it helped.

Here's the truth about penis pumps. Is that there are exercises that you can do that will really help your penis be healthy penis. Like exercises that you do for every other muscle in your body. Your penis is a muscle and there are exercises that you can do that can help you stay harder, longer, and help you with other kinds of issues. So, okay, I gotta get more questions. I don't wanna exercise my penis because I don't want it to lose weight, you know?

You need to say it's all about the girth. That'd be a bummer, huh? Okay, this is true or false question, right, Emanus? Men's sex drive peaks before a woman's. Men's sex drive peaks before a woman. Mm-hmm. Like in life. PEEKS BEFORE A WOMENES. A MEN SEX DRIVE PEEKS BEFORE A WOMENES. Like in life. Like, do men get more... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no testosterone. Women sexual hormone astro didn't hit till their mid-twenties, but peaking hormones doesn't mean peak sexual performance. That is true. 18-year-old

boys are not like the best and bad. I remember like sex just was not that great when you were younger. But guys are just thought, I think guys, I remember like, I remember the experience having sex when I like in college of guys just being I remember having this feeling that this guy was eating, like he just seemed so psyched to be getting laid. When we were having sex, it was like he was not even, he wasn't even connected to me at all, but I just remember feeling like he just looked really happy.

Like I'm just so psyched to be getting laid right now. Like it was so new to him, you know? Okay. Seem okay here, next true or false question. Okay. Seem is nutritional. We always, me, my friends always joke that it is, but do I know that as a fact? I believe not.

It's true. Seaman is full of protein. Damn it. We would always say it was the convinced. It really is. Minerals, zinc and calcium, and some fruit toast sugars and other nutrients. Dude, why don't we start bottling it up?

And so on. It has few calories and is perfectly safe to swallow if it has no disease germs. And justing too much seaman can create a pH imbalance in your stomach. We were joking about that in the office earlier. We're like, how do you inject, like, how do you have too much semen? Like, is it, like, is it that if you keep swollen? I don't know. Like, what do you leave you store it up and you put in the refrigerator

and you make semen popsicles or something in the freezer? Like, how do you ingest too much semen? That's pretty gross. If you don't, I don't like gross. It's not too graphic. It's not too graphic, but it's, it's kind of gross. Is it about semen? It's too graphic. It's not too graphic, but it's kind of gross. Is it about the subject right now? Okay, go ahead. I'll tell you. There's a story about this rapper that ends up, she uses like a female rapper and she ends up giving Phyllisio to all these guys at a party, like a big party, like every single guy there. And she had to go to the hospital to get her stomach pumped

because she said it was like almost a co-cancel. Wow really? Yeah. Of semen and that's why. Wow so it's true so too much can create shade of pH and balance in her stomach. How can you even consume that much? It is so crazy. I know you think that after while you wouldn't, if you're having like if you're doing an epic amount of Performing epic amount of world sex Did you get the deal? The deal. Awesome. Okay, having said really here's some more tune for you. Having sex before a big event or game can hinder your performance true or false

Don't you always hear the guys are like, oh, I can't because I got a big game. Uh, no, I don't think you can. All right, it's false. Sex may actually help physical performance by boosting testosterone, so you should actually have sex before the big day. A 30 minute sex session uses less than 75 calories,

so you don't have to worry about being tired the next day. Does it make men less able to focus? This has not been determined yet. Yeah, because they would always say that in about baseball players that they won't have sex before. Right. I think it's a myth. We are debunking sex myths here. It's very important work. Someone's got to do it. Okay. You shouldn't have sex when she's on her period true or false. I doesn't matter. What do you mean? You shouldn't? Yeah. Like should you should you or should you not have sex when she's on her period? Yes, I don't know what kind of question that is. You shouldn't have sex when she's on her period. Is that true or false? You that you should not you should not have sex she has her period. She's got her period. Should you have sex with her? Yes or no? Do I want to have sex with her? No. Should I?

Why don't you want to have sex with her? Okay. It's false. It's false. Okay, ready? It's a great time to have sex. Do you know that it's actually a great time to have sex with a woman as a parent? Exactly. And for you, there's a decreased risk of pregnancy. So if you worry about that, like if you're with a partner and it's safe and you do not using condoms, and because you guys have been tested, you can, you know, but you can still get pregnant. Like there's all these myths, and we're actually getting into the period sex more in a minute. It can be easier for women to achieve orgasms and big ones because of increased sensitivity in the vaginal area. Today's just a record for Johnny Day. I've

said it way too many times. These orgasms can help relieve any cramping shape experiences. So women get really bad cramps and it can help. So it's all about the woman. Take one for the team. But you're one of those guys who's like, no, I'm cool, no sex for seven days in your period. Does it gross you out? It does. You're one of those guys. He's like no, I'm cool no sexy for seven days in your period. Does it gross you out? It does you're one of those guys cool good to know. Yeah, okay the mechanic Yeah, you were grosses me out. I'm sorry does it but what do you put a towel down? That's cool. I'm just saying like people do it Okay, people can wait if you want you could wait if she really wants to do it then find the first day

You're like like the first day. I mean it gets you know Because I find it horribly disgusting doesn't mean that God's not as do you really? It's just I just want to like I just want to because Extremely gross. What if it's gross? It's beautiful. Yes, it's very beautiful It's like flowers so here's beautiful. Yes, it's very beautiful. It is beautiful. It's like flowers. So here's the mechanics of period sex can be challenging. So here's some tips. Men, as you might want to write down for next time. Oh, oh, women. Oh, hold on. I'm not my favorite. Women can use soft cups. These are shaped like a diaphragm.

So it sits further up in your vagina over the cervix to allow for penetration without the mess. So you could actually have sex without the mess. Use a condom this will prevent blood getting on your penis. Consider having sex in the tub or the shower. Place a dark towel under you. That's what you do. Just put a towel under you. Cool. Limit your positioning. It's better to stick, it's better to stick to guy in top missionary or a doggy style. No reverse cowgirls. Yeah, why some men, I'm telling you some men, it's cool. I think third town with it and some are like, not at all. And you're one of those guys.

So that's what we got for you. Sexness. Amazing. Amazing. And tomorrow we're going to be going over your tomorrow's show is going to be very interesting too. Tomorrow's show is your biggest curiosity is about anal sex. All right.

Do you have any curiosities that you would like? Do you, is there anything specific you'd like us to focus on around that tomorrow? Maybe. Maybe you won't show up. Maybe alternative loops would be a good thing to study. Alternative loops? Yeah.

Because maybe you know people are allergic to some loops. Correct. Yes. We talked about that yesterday. Alternative loops for the anal area. Or it's just the same. Great. Okay. I'll take that. I'll take that under advisement.

Yeah. Or how to talk women into that's a big point. That is like one of our biggest, but that's why we have to do an anal sex segment because we've done it. Not like that we've never talked about anal sex because it's sex show. But we get a lot of emails like, how do I do it, how do I get my girl to do it, so I thought we should just ease right into it. Yeah. No point intended.

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