Sex With Emily - The Funny Side of Sex

Episode Date: January 24, 2018

Get ready for another mash up! On today’s episode, Emily is sharing some of the funniest, sexiest, and revealing conversations from comedians that she’s hosted over the past few years. She talks with funny man Brad Williams, comedian Adam Ray, actor and author Fred Stoller, and Grace Para and Jen Bartels from the Lady Freaks, all of whom are sharing their funniest experiences in sex and relationships. From diffusing awkward situations – in the bedroom and the dating world – to epic threesomes, this show will have you laughing, and a little turned on. Thank you for supporting our sponsors who help keep the show FREE: UVee, Womanizer, Intensity Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for listening to Sex with Emily. In today's episode, I'm sharing some of the funniest, sexiest revealing and poignant conversations from comedians I've hosted over the past few years. Funnyman Brad William shares the right way to use humor to diffuse awkward situations in dating and in life. comedian Adam Ray reveals the word he'll never say again and shares intimate details about his epic threesome. Actor and author Fred Stolar talks about his challenges with reading the signs from women, dating, confidence and self-esteem, and the Lady Fricks, aka Smart and Historical, Grace Para,

and Jen Bartel's open about their best sex experiences. All this and more, thanks for listening. Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Bitrified, they call them in a fight on me. Hey, Avaline, you got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken, he thinks you're kind of cute. The girls got a hair stand. Oh my!

The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common, Avaline? What do you mean, like laundry? It shrinks? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between for more information. Go to sexwithdaemelyly.com check out all of our Blogs of our posts everything to help you have better sex and relationships and this actually maybe Think about something that we've got so much content on our site You haven't doing this for a long time 13 years and it occurred to me that I'd love to help you out with your questions

I love hearing from you, you know like I want to help you find your g-spot I want to help you navigate You know, like, I wanna help you find your G-Spot. I wanna help you navigate mismatch libidos. You know, you've different sex drive than your partner. I wanna help you spice things up in your relationship, help you with your single life, all that stuff. And I was thinking, you know, I've answered a lot of these questions over the years. And if you search my site, you'll see

that I have a lot of podcasts and blogs on these very subjects. But I also just wanna extend the invitation to you to ask questions on a variety of topics. Maybe things you haven't heard me talk about. You know, for example, like what questions you have about sexual harassment and how you have been impacted by the Me Too movement, how can I help you clear up confusion you've had around this topic, what's acceptable, what's not, and why? Why this is happening?

I'm here to talk about it and technology and sex Are you curious about sex robots? I know I am artificial intelligence VR porn and sex New words sex toys with apps sex and spirituality You're gonna do the questions about how do you really? Deepen the intimacy in your relationship ask me anything and also urge you, urge you to check the box when you're sending your questions that say, I want to be called because February 8 is my next call show. So if you want to have your question answered ASAP, be sure to send your question and check that box and we're going to give you a call. You know, you can always change

your name or your location. I'm so cool with that. But I love when we do the call shows because I really get to go deeper with you into your questions. I think we make a lot of progress. A lot of you have said that these calls were transformational for you. Also, I am doing a Facebook and Instagram live on February 6th, just in time for Valentine's Day. And just to answer any sex and relationship questions you might have, it's going to be at 3pm Pacific, 6pm Eastern. So get your sex and relationship questions ready. Mark calendars, set a reminder. I'm excited to see you there.

We've always had a lot of fun. I'm gonna have some good Valentine's Day ideas for you, show you some gifts, presents, fun, unique things you can do, and also answer your questions. And it's all at Sex with Emily, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. Those are my announcements.

February 6, Facebook, Instagram Live, 3PM Pacific, 6Cards Standard, Color Show, February 8. Facebook, Instagram Live, through PM Pacific's six-card standard, Color Show, February 8. Okay, let's get into our interviews. If you wanna hear the full episodes, look at the links in the show notes, which can be found at sexwithemily.com. Enjoy the show.

I'm here with Anderson. Anderson hosts a wonderful podcast. The film vaults. The film vaults. A couple weeks ago, I fell in love with American Hustle and can't shut up with it. I'm dying to see it. It's so good it made me cry.

Really? Yes. And, and, and, and, and, and,. They almost make their, they're always threatening to pop out. Oh, that's sad. So don't you think that's hotter? I got to bring in my guest there. Oh, for sure. Because I'm sure he's got a lot to say about this. This is Brad Williams.

He's a, I know a lot about nipples. Hi, Brad. So good to see you. I'm so glad you're here. I'm like, why not just, we're all just gonna talk now about nipples. Brad, I'm so glad you're here. I met you during love line, which I was hosting,

which was so fun. And now you're here on the show, talk all about your sex life. Yes, because I felt the last that when I was on love line, this is, I feel I bring a sexual experience that you may not actually be too familiar with. I'm not. I'm not. We're going to get it. Tell me why. Let's talk people. Why? Well, because I'm a little person and not when I say a person, you go, oh, what like your five foot three? No, I would suck a dick to be five foot three.

I am four foot four. So I'm a tiny dude, little person, dwarf, midget. What would everyone say? And when I was on love line, you were fascinated by the whole dwarf sex thing because I get laid. I wasn't fifth of you at late. I wanna hear about how you get laid. I wasn't fifth of you at late. I want to hear about how you get laid and the sex that you have and all that. But we

could get into that in two seconds, but I want to hear well because yeah, we will. One second nipples nipples quickly about nipples. I just want to say that I feel like it's almost better when women don't like the hint of something like when you almost see a woman's nipple are you almost see sometimes sometimes non-news dot commons good place to go sometimes you'd rather to the whole nipple no i'm just saying that i want to go back to the point that is before we get into to bread section there's definitely been girls updated that i guess

the closer close to come off i'm like oh no you wish that happens to you yeah i've had i've had a couple times like that there there there there's been a couple women in my life that were regular sexual partners that I would prefer that they would keep the bra on and that would turn me on more. Just because their breasts would look amazing in the bra and then once they were out of the bra, they'd be like, damn it. I know the bras, they're so misleading. Sure.

Because they're like uplifting and they've got like 10, you know, all this padding, I'm like holding my breasts here. But my, actually, my boobs, my, my, my, I do, I don't even know, I think I have a push up on, but it's, they're pretty real. No, it's, well, I think you need a prop there. I mean, they're real, they're pretty real. I mean, they're real breasts, I'm sorry. I'm like, well, you know, you're gonna have my breasts.

My bra, my bra isn't like two padded or anything. It's like a regular bra. And I don't have a boot job. Although I was dating was getting a recently he said he thought that i did until we had sex and he realized that i did not so you were thinking the same thing i just want you know that i don't have a book job if you're curious so uh... okay brad talk to me about your sex life talk to you first of all your podcast

yes i'm a podcast called about last night uh... i do it with uh... my buddy and comedian Adam Ray. Adam was in the movie The Heat. He played the bad guy that the night club owner with the beard who ran the night club who got to motorboat, Sandra Bullock, and his first ever seen in movies. So good. Really? That is a good one. I love it. Oh my god. That's fun. Yeah. He was really good. Yeah. That was his first movie ever. That was his first movie ever. He did a bang up job, I liked him. There you go.

He is my podcast partner, my heterosexual life mate, and we have a great guest on, and we talk about, whatever the hell we want to talk about that. You just got to talk. Do you have scripts or do you anything? No, because being two comedians that are on the road frequently, we always have road stories, we always have things to go go on and we always have fascinating guests that that Have their own stories and their own takes on what's on what's going on?

So I did Julia comedians on or do you have everyone else we've had we had your own Dr. Drew on we about we had Lisa Kudrow on and Michael McDonald from about we had Lisa Kudrow on. Amazing. And Michael McDonald from Mad TV, and we had Paul Feig, the director of the heat, all of these people. Wow, great. So yeah, we have a nice assortment.

That sounds good. Okay, and you're doing, you're taking a break from your Santa, right now you're somewhere? Just in December, just in December. Oh yeah, just like family. Don't you love everyone, do you live in L.A. too?

Yes. Okay, this is a phenomenon because I lived in San Francisco on a Twitter and everyone now I love say like oh the old town shuts down in December like no one does anything after like the 15 Like that anywhere else I can't get anything done the home on the December. I'm like really like should I just leave should I stop? Yeah, well, it's because show business town and show business. They like to take time off and they're like December is just

dot it would nothing happens if you can't even talk to you like i don't do like i'm a work of holics so what happens in December it's a bit of detoxing uh... just have just have fun going movies feel your time with sex i should feel my side i'm trying to but i'm not now actually i'm having more sex they make a time for your sex life uh... my sex life is a lot of tall women that have a bucket list item Really that's you're on their bucket list. They're like I want a little person. It's something different It's something new. It's true. That is different and new I guess for many people sure and in like because a lot of people

Just assume that I sleep with other little people and I do don't get me wrong There's quite a few but The the majority are Tall women that just say well I have it tried that and Do you mean like a piece of do is there like a do they find you online do you meet them at bar and they're like hey Being being a comedian helps cuz you have fans Yeah, so let's throw themselves at you.

And then I talk, I can put a mic in it next year, mouth, what? Yeah, and then, yeah. But then I talk for an hour on stage and I do a couple of jokes about how women are curious about having sex with a little person. And normally I get women that come up to me after shows and go, I'm one of those women, I'm kind of curious. Do you plant that seed so you think that in their head and mind will it will happen after I show you things?

I didn't do it on purpose, I did it because literally there were so many questions afterward from people I thought, well let me just answer them on stage. And then let's, like, there was a time where I would open up my shows to Q&A's from the audience, like hey, does anyone have, like, because a lot of times people open up my shows to Q&A's from the audience and say hey, does anyone have, like, because a lot of times people aren't around people to work for them or they're afraid to talk to them once so they don't get to ask questions so I would open up my show to questions. And I would say 75% of the time the first question would be,

how big is your dick? Yeah, just like that. Yeah, they're all that stuff. Yeah, from women and dudes. That's the thing just like that? Yeah, they all ask that. Yeah, from women and dudes. That's the thing. It's like dudes are very fascinated by that. And I don't know if they just don't want to know

that a dwarf has a larger penis than them. You do, Pali, don't you? Well, you have a big dick, huh? Well, here's what I say. And I have measured every guy has, if it's a guy's like, I have never measured my penis. Bullshit! Right, every guy has. He is lying and not only has he measured,

but he made sure he had the biggest boner possible when he measured because that becomes your number. Exactly, and he shaved, too. Men shaved, so it looks longer. That's like your 40 time at the NFL combine. Exactly, like you have to post the best number possible because that's your number that will follow you So yeah, of course I measured and it's six six inches. Oh, that's a little above average

Is it it's five to five to seven inches is average? Okay, I mean my my thought was always that Five yeah, yeah, my thought that always it was average, but then on me just looks fucking huge That can be a two whatever works. It's all about perspective. At four foot four, six inches on me is like, damn! It's good and I can legitimately say without exaggeration that it hangs down to my knee. Exactly, there you go. Not that many guys could say that.

Exactly. That's the first question from your audience. I don't have to ask you that. Now we know about your penis. Sure, and that's usually how I would hook up that i don't have to say that now we know about your penis sure and that's usually uh... how i would hook up with women is they would just ask about that and i and i would say uh... well i'll uh... i'll show it to you because i don't mind

because i know because i i like to show as many women as possible to get the word out that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that warps our packing patients we're packing can exactly that i did not assume but I could see that people would assume that. I'm glad we cleared this up. Do you know how laid you're going to get after the show?

Because everybody, good cannon. That was awesome. Feedback at sex.com if you want to sleep with Brad. Because I do get behind every time people email me. I do. I do. Lots of emails. Lots of people who are listening to the show.

So what was your first sexual experience like? Oh my God. Okay, this is a story. Oh, good. Okay, this isn't your normal. We had been dating for two years and we let some candles and it was a bit... Okay. Here, when I lost my virginity to a lovely little person who I've been dating for two years, yeah, two years.

And we, and we were both virgins. Now, I wanted to lose it quickly. I'm a dude. How old are you? I was 21. I lost. Okay. And, but she was a hardcore Christian, but wasn't against the fact of having

sex before marriage, but just wanted to make sure that it was a real relationship and that it was something that could be something great. And I'm fine with that. Okay, great. She's a great girl. I'll stick around. Good. So she finally comes to me and says, you know what, I'm ready. Let's do this. Let's consummate the relationship. Excellent. We set up the night. She tries to set whatever mood, I come over, right before we start getting into it, she says, okay, now before we do this, we need to pray. About this. That's the biggest buzzkill I've ever heard in my league. Okay, I'm sorry for the rush. No, it's okay, it's fine. But I'm like, okay, pray.

And as a 20 year old virgin, you're like, it wouldn't matter what she had said. I would have said okay. She's like, hey, rub this spiked log. Oh, we're not sacked. Yeah, done, okay. Let's get to the sex part. Totally.

But she says, I want you to do it. I want you to pray. And I'm like, wait, pray for what? She goes, you have to ask, you have to tell God that this is not a sense of the flesh, that we are doing this out of love, and that you want him to bless this sexual union. I'm like, you want me to ask God to essentially bless my penis. Oh my God. Like, that's like, talk about a holy stick. Exactly. And yeah, I mean, talk about like, just, but you're so excited to get laid for the time,

so you're like, I'll say anything. But real. So we do. So we get on our knees and not in the sexual way. Yeah. In the middle of her play, in the middle of her room, and we're both naked, and she's like looking at me like, okay, go for it. And I'm like, dear God, please bless this sexual union

that we are about to make. And just like I did this whole long prayer. And like thank God I'm a comedian. And I have. Can meet the parents. Do you ever see that scene with Ben Stiller when he's sitting at the table and he's like, they make him pray and he says, dear God.

And I always do. Dear God. Oh, oh, oh, God. Oh, dear God., oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you're both naked. So this is a god you already naked. Okay. So you're about to do it. You're like have a boner. I'm picturing the boner just going down with the first. Yeah. Listen, watching. Yeah. I mean, yeah. See, it's okay. Then picture you naked with your boner going down. It's fine. Okay. Yeah. The, uh, boat, the boner was pointing up, and then as the prayer kept going, it kept going, it just went south and south, and then it was just pointing towards Satan. I, turn off for her. I'm sure yeah, that's to the prayer at the end Why you can be screaming out like oh God?

This is cuz we love each other. Oh God. Yeah, yeah But then she has to like pray to God with man juice on her face and So yeah, that that was my What happened but then you had sex after that. Yeah, but then we had sex after that Then you broke up with her the next day obviously that's it F you and the guy then then Two weeks later she actually broke up with me Really why?

Because I was on the road too much to be gone I would own a blind date with with the woman and it was obvious to me that whoever's that our mutual friend that set us up did not tell her that I was a little person. Okay. And so I show up and I was like, oh, you know what? I'm just not going to mention it at all. And I'm just going to talk and we had normal great conversation about the entire dinner. Then the waiter came and said, we didn't want to like any dessert. And she said, yes, she goes, I would love this strawberry. Shortcake looked at me and went, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I don't mean anything by it.

I swear, I'm just a fan of berries and frog. Oh my God. And I just could not stop laughing. That's amazing. So yeah, that was great. I think it is. I think it is. Exactly.

So oh my God, my guess. Right, so great. Adam, it is. I think it is. Exactly. So, oh my god, my guess. Right, certainly. Adam, you're awesome. Thanks. You're funny. Thanks. I don't want to see you.

I don't know if that really is. It is really. No, that was really good. There was like a line around the block. I saw that. The way for the toilet is that you've been practicing with. Actually, that was live audio from the after-assert show I brought it in. Oh, man.

Yeah. Does the, uh, do the toys you get, do they, uh, you really spend a lot of time and, live audio from the afters after show I brought it. Oh man. Yeah. Does he uh, do the toys you get? Do they uh, you really spend a lot of time and cause you want to get to know your product, right? Were you guys really joking about using them all day and that's why you're tired? No. I mean, yes, can we please put masturbation on? Like I need time, because I do have a lot of toys that I need, but we said interns, I started a review day and they test it out too. You need time during your, do you, do you plot out time?

What's talking about this with my, what it's actually been on your show, Brad Williams. Yeah, Brad Williams, awesome. He was a podcast guy. We were a podcast called About Last Night. You get on my iTunes, we're about last night podcast.com. It's awesome.

We were talking about being so busy, having to start like schedule time out to masturbate. Right, so I'm not alone in this. Not at all. I mean, you had a time to date. That's why I knew I didn't sleep with anyone when I asked you, I don't know time. Yeah, it's also more fun when you can plot out time.

I mean, obviously doing it on a whim, like if you're just, the wind catches you right, you're like, something happens that you're oddly the super turned on. Like it's fun to take care of it. Yeah, pull out. Chocolate. For real real when did that happen. I don't know it went over you know. Is these are for you ladies to do that isn't it? No I was going to see I wasn't even talking about me but yes I have done that once but I think guys do

it all the time. I mean I don't want to speak to the entire thing. I feel like our movements are much more aggressive so like yeah I guess you could keep it contained if you were really, yeah. Interesting. Have you ever mastered, have you ever mastered reading here at the Love Line studio? For sure. I'm not sure you did. I've never been here, but I've never mastered. You did? No, yeah. You gotta have sex where you work. Yeah.

I've never had sex here. Statement, why? No, because you're a nice lady. Isn't it funny that like, you master band here would be more adventurous and dangerous than you having sex right? I feel like you had to be more shameful if I got that's like I get high five from the cleaning crew if they cut me bang Yeah, but I'm beating off in the car. You're a sad setting visual. Yeah, but the doors locked a lot that the the guard sleeps all the time knowing Get in here. It's used to be empty at night But a bunch of people like we have NBC sports here now. We have sex 24 hours shows

We're a little tougher now, but I used to put a black oh you ladies plural Well, I'd be like hey you want to see the studio You what a great one, dude, that's awesome and then you got married. Did you ever have sex with your wife here? No, she's not that kind of girl. She's like a wife Respect I love it. I'm always time cold with you I'm always like painting you as a picture as a total tramp and then I go with the I love that answer. That's sweet. Okay, so you Tell me what what's what you just released a new album. I did yeah, it's called pop tarps Suicide pop charts suicide my first time I'm a singer. Yeah, congratulations. Yeah, what was that?

How long to take you to do? I mean, I've been doing for seven years, so I guess it's But it's not seven years worth of material because it's only an hour of a joke. Of course a lot though. It is a lot. That's really impressive. Oh thanks. I mean, if you do always do an hour and that's thing, like... Yeah, I mean, when you start headlining, I was middleing for a while and then when I did that movie, the heat, and that did really well. So you were the heat with Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy. That's... Two very cool legs. That's like what cool women to women.

Yeah, it was a great first movie. I mean, I could have been in, you know, Dr. Do little 17. You could have been. And I don't think I'd be able to. I mean, it wouldn't be in your bio. It probably wouldn't be. Exactly.

It wouldn't be talking about it. Yeah, totally. I mean, I think you're, you want to be proud of anything you do, but like, I think there's certain things that people just, that's why when you hear certain actors that you bring up, like, didn't you do this? And they're like, oh, yeah, yeah yeah but I don't tell right we don't have that exactly so we did well and then that kind of

headlining that's great so that was it in the last two years yeah tell me about so it's your career just taking off I mean it's yeah it's everything I'm getting calls from Spielberg everybody's just banging on my door but it's been it's been you got Craig Ferguson Adam Crowell's podcast you've been on love line two broke girls workaholics Yeah, some Chelsea. Jim the rest Chelsea lately. I saw that. Yeah, dude. You're in five. Well, thank you for saving by the sex only Oh, man I've heard nothing but amazing things about you in your show. So this is I mean, I love that it connect because you connected with Lauren

My assistant we trying to get her out we hit on her somewhere. No, we just I mean we definitely had some like a Energy when yeah, yeah, yeah, okay You get a banger cuz she's worked due tomorrow. Have you guys see you together? No, we just I mean we definitely had some like energy energy when he got here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You know, I mean, it's time. Are you gonna bang her because she's this worked you tomorrow? Have you guys see? No, no, no, I mean, that's that's she should get just to make sure she's you know, in a time. She's very sweet and you can use the flesh because we gave you. Did we give you a flashlight? Here's another reason why you're welcoming you have a parting gift too. That was your welcoming. Yeah.

Yeah, Karola gave me like some pretzels. So this is definitely like a step up as far as parting gifts. He did, right? Maybe he was though. So like he maybe like like chocolate some pretzels. So this is definitely like a step up as far as parting gifts. He did right? Maybe you know, so like he maybe like like chocolate cover Pretzel like did I just curse can you not? You can find I thought I heard a screeching sound outside, but then I thought it was like your sensor button in there. Oh, okay. No, we're not I can talk about trying to Conte if you want pretzels. Yeah, wow. I wish I said it. I'm sorry

Why would you why would you drag us all the time? No, it's not the show now. It's my fault. I made you feel awful about that. Because the look I immediately gave you was like, hey dude, I'm not on your side. Who's the worst tough? It is the tough one. I get kicked out of a comedy club for saying it.

No way. For say what? Yeah, for say in the sea world. Yeah, here's what happened. So I was doing this. It was a buddy of mine. He used to manage the Tempean prof. And he came out to Hollywood trying to find features. Still when I was doing this. It was a buddy of mine. I met he used to manage the Tempe improv and he He came out to Holly was trying to find features. So when I was the middle act, right and he was like

He'd be great to come down to Tempe be love if I could now work a deal for you to come feature for when I was like Do I've never been on the road yet? That would be amazing So the day we had scheduled the fall fell through because I broke my ankle playing basketball and and so then December worked out He's like you can come with this guy in December, it's gonna be this will be a lot of uh... uh... big uh... christian like party groups so you gotta keep it like relatively clean at that point christian party groups and that's a great that seems like an oxymoron what's that they drink a lot of grape juice yeah well actually they were actually having a

great time but the head owner was such a sticker for like you have to air he was so concerned about people being thrown off by the content of the show. There's like, everyone has to be squeaky clean. So when you have your, like, even working on your own cover. Yeah, yeah, I was about four years in, so I still wasn't like, totally, you know,

you know, is better now, but I mean, you know, you always keep trying to get better. Arsenal of stuff to you. Yeah. It's like, okay, I'll, I'll take out the penis joke. And I've never been like super filthy But like I had to take out curse with himself But I had this one joke where I I do this talking about those the more you know PSAs and I did one about how it's always

I do like I did like Tony Dan's and doing one like you know reading scrape but you know tell you kid You know I was like it's always slippery being like you know reading scrape tell your kids to buy some books for them and teach them to read and And make the dreams come true. Then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and I was like, it'd be so much better if you could have some real life dudes on there talking about issues that like normal dudes can relate to,

not celebrities, and then I do this whole long act out of a guy being like, you know, hey, what's up? My name's Kyle, surgery sucks. So tell your doctor to please put, please refill on your viking order. That way you can sell the pills for 10 bucks a piece, all your deadbeat pill pop and front friends, and finally get enough cash to get that 42-inch Visio flat screen that your slutty ex girlfriend said was gonna take up too much space in the apartment

Well good things she showed you her bipolar side because now you're free from her bullshit anix Fuck you Beth you dumb cunt Then like a whole thing like that I say that whole ending and it gets an applause break and I walk off stage my buddy Who's managing ghost dude you fucked me man? What are you saying? Come for dude. He's like, I'm gonna have you. You got to go home now. But the drunk Christians were finally. Yo, everybody was going crazy, but he's like, dude, like the manager who was above my buddy was like, dude, you told me he was going to be clean. And I was clean up until last. Oh, man, and I, in my head, I was doing it. I doing it was like that was you say that and so he was like

It was the first show of the weekend. He's like dude. You gotta go home tonight I was like what for real and you Yeah, yeah, and I lost a bunch of money and it was so I don't think I've said that word Order Totally freaking out now you said the word and now we can't even God. I'm sorry that happened But since then it's all things have been yeah It's been getting a little better. It's been great improv tempi improv. I'm an angel real cut Yeah

Do do do do do do bring it up at Anderson really, but I mean I don't I don't talk a lot I was saying it's like I was very interested to come on here because I know how much you guys talk about sex I talk a decent like a handful of Issues in my act, but like I don't ever get to. How come? I think it's time. Is that like a sexual pun?

I feel like everything is just innuendo's puns. Everything is though, but you can't even help it. It's almost like, you can't. When you say, all hands on deck. He just released a new L mic, immediately thought. Is that really what she said? He just released. No, seriously, like Puele, how's your day?

I'm like, did she just say she's masturbating? She came for you. I was on the brain. I always hear people saying something sexual, but they never are. But they are. Like, even when you're in your show, when you say, and everything in between,

is that supposed to be kind of like? Yeah, baby. Well, I can do it, because it's my show. Well, like, well, you know why, though, this show, I started being really is because everything is about sex. Yeah. In a way, like, why you wore that shirt is, you know, maybe side by, I'll look hot, and on some, I'll get laid. I mean, Billy is because everything is about sex. Yeah. That's why you wore that shirt, you know, maybe side by,

not look hot, not something, something's ugly. I mean, geez, just read my name. And why you wear a car. No, I'm just saying, every decision you make, why you eat something, am I going to be healthy, unhealthy, will I feel attractive? Every breath we take, I mean, the whole point of being alive is to pro-create and keep the species moving forward.

So it's creepy when you think about it. But yeah. You should have banged someone after a show then. Anyway, okay, so, but you don't talk about it, so you don't get into it that much, but how's your sex life? Great, great. Are you dating?

Are you dating? No, he kicked the bipolar girlfriend out to kick the kick. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no one was three and a half years, one was almost four. And so I'm like emotionally spent and- That's a lot of time. Yeah, back to back. Back to seven years and four and three. Yeah, and there was only about like six months in between. And the last one was long distance. And that was cruising Seattle where I was where I'm from.

Right. So I was able to go home and double up and see family and her. How long was London since the whole time? We did about two and a half years. Why, it's between such a weight. But then you should be able to see other people. You should, but I mean, I don't know.

You don't want to. No. Oh, so that's me, I would always. But I mean towards the end, obviously, yeah. Because it's just like things start to change and you're. Right, you're not that into it anymore. Yeah. But at the beginning, because you can't get a real gaze,

the thing about long distance relations, I get it if you're coming to an endpoint, we're like in a year, we'll be in the same thing. There has to be sort of compromises. But you never had. We did, and then, but it just other things got away. That's not that bad. This is a different. Sorry. other things got on the way. You know, it's this, sorry.

No, I mean, sometimes. No, but there's a, this lifestyle being a community is like not conducive to being. But don't you always want to be in you after the show? Not always, but I mean. Not always, not always. One time there wasn't a chick the other way.

No, I mean, I don't know, but I also am never, I'm not like, I don't seek it out. Like I don't, never I'm not like I don't seek it out like I don't You have to because they're throwing themselves at you. No, but I'm saying like I What do I say this like I I like to hang out with people after show in local in town It's like I like to right know I get me local so I'm not just like if somebody just comes up and like grabs me and says something really dirty It's not usually the way it goes down You know you know other opportunities in every city I go to

That's maybe what I got it sometimes you just want to talk to you and go to bed. You've been a lusty lady in the San Francisco Of course you have a little booth and you put a quarter You're looking a little booth and you put a quarter Oh, yeah, and you look at the vagina? Totally, I remember. I just, I filmed it. Yeah. So you just look at it. What is it?

I was secretly filmed in a booth in a window. It's like a strip joint. It's like a strip joint. It's like a right-light district in Amsterdam. Yeah, exactly. But you're right up close and personal. And you put quarters in and the women like do these dances, take off the clothes.

Do they act like they're robots at first, like those Disneyland animatronics? And then you put the quarter and then they start moving. They'll probably be more entertaining, because it's not real sexy. No, they're not even that old. They're all like Eastern European women. Yeah.

They're always kind of carrying their armpits. They need a no-no pro. No, Harry armpits. Wow. They, thanks. Thank you, Jesus. So they, um, yeah, bless the way they have like one way mirrors and the two way mirrors. So like if you're ballsy and you want the chicks to see you in there and then they have

that in the lesti lady up in Seattle, they had on either end with like the full body. So I go in there, it's like the second time I've ever been in there because I brought my friend, he lived in Seattle, he didn't believe that this place actually existed. He's a lawyer and he was very skeptical about everything. I'm like, no, it's true. So we go into the booth and there's a dude and the full length one just completely beating off.

We just saw like everything. No, it's dirty, like we came in with like, like wipes and stuff like that. I also smell like chlorine and bad things Yeah, okay, don't go there and say I'll tell you where to eat all that yeah, you just change my I'm sorry Well, you do this is what I do I love that he has things and so and it's true sure no, I am though. I'm like a nice girl. I really am you are

But you probably got a dirty side You know, no, yeah probably but not probably you think I don't know I'm thinking about it. If you think I don't think you're like You know you get tied up and stuff. I don't think oh that I do you do I have of course I tried everything Research research. No really are you one of those try everything once people? Yeah, I mean I still have things on my list Of course, wow what's on the list after getting tied up? No tied up for like you know, have you never tried tied up? No, tied up for like, you know, have you never tried anyone up? No, I don't think.

I don't think. Not a blindfold. No. Not your thing? No, I don't. I don't, yeah. I mean, I just in the past year got into do some stuff that I didn't think I was gonna.

Like what? Oh man, is this the place to talk? I don't know. Dude, what else we gonna talk about? Okay, I'm gonna be funny. Yeah, but tell me. How offended would you be if you're having sex with a guy and he just put a blindfold on himself before? I don't know. Dude, what else we gonna talk about? Um, okay. I'm gonna be really funny. Yeah, but tell me what you said. Hey, I'm how offended would you be if you have a sex with a guy

and he just put a blindfold on himself before? Oh, that's a great question. Oh, guys, do you guys have done that? Is that, do you think that's good? That's not a good sign. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a good sign. Um, what did you do in the last year's actually?

Uh, three-some. How was it? Incredible. Yeah. So how did it come together? Um, was after a tired to come together Was after a show and oh, okay now the truth yeah, yeah, but I mean again like the best a three-story Organic when you're not connected or sleep. You don't know organic. What yeah, oh Yeah, I'm gonna see if you're like hey, Jay died. I want to see if you're down

What city was this? San Diego? Oh, I mean new date since then you're like I need to do San Diego a little more often I think um I Mean I've been down there since but They look at one of the other and they're great friends back up. They were friends to women Yeah, and then they like came up after the show. Yeah, and I couldn't really get they were like you should come out With us and I was like yeah, I got another show so you know, and didn't think of anything I was like let's at least just swap information and then and then they were texting me and I was like okay well I got to do the show and then all the each so I wasn't trying to like rush out of the show taking my time and then and then they

were living in the area where we were staying and yeah and then and then they said come we're having drinks at our apartment come over but just you and I was like oh so that's when that was the first hint of like oh man I think so they want to rob me exactly right my head went there my Jewish insecurity that was same your Jewish yeah yeah I mean that's okay like if band members like they have, and afterwards they have sex with the groupies, and they're band members, so they just have to be cool. Now do these girls expect to be funny during the sexual activity? No.

No, and that's not too crazy of a question. I know, I'm being serious. Are they expecting to be funny throughout? No, I mean, like do Cunlingus like bubbles on their vagina or something? That would be so funny. I wear a clown nose when I go through. Yeah, he wears a clown nose and they laugh every time. But that's a side for me, that's not a funny choice.

He laughs them into orgasm, that's his trick. This is bad. There's something about the clown nose that went to rub it on the... The clitorid's rubber, the rubber? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We actually just still come on in these only little... I run out and joke, it's probably not actually helping.

Okay, so they can bite you over and I'm dying to know. You were attracted to them, were they both hot? I think I've said they go, everyone's like hot as a good body. Maybe not that bright, but like... They're both attractive, but I mean I was attracted to I mean I was attracted to I'm not that bright, I shouldn't say that I just think I'm not that bright

I'm just pulling your head, I'm, come on I mean I was more attracted to one of them Yeah, I'll be right Yeah But the other one really She ruined it, I'm always been like a brunette I ruined it, right You overcompet say it and spend more time with the other one, because you're a

No, I try, I think I did a good job So, for your first time, so they don't do the how did it start? Oh, you go to the house. Oh, yeah, yeah. Ding dong. I mean, I need to know. Okay. Ding dong.

Um, that's just why that's why I said when I took my pants off. And then I, right. No, and then, uh, uh, go in there and, um, just walk me up to like the room and, um, we're drinking and just, and I mean, I mean it seemed like I started kind of get the feeling I was like I think I know what's gonna happen at some point but there's no rush here because I feel like it's like let's just hang out and get to know it so you said that or you thought that what's what's thinking right could you really hate you so down yeah you know that anticipate like I think

that's I think we all know it's gonna to go down about 20. I got two more tricks and set up for last night. I got two more sets. Yeah. No, so it was just like really fun to hang out and shoot the shit and drink and almost forgot like what was in the cards for the future. But so that even made it more fun, I think for everybody because it was just like we all got along. Right.

Exactly. But they were friends and then they were cool. And then you apparently, yeah, they seemed very cool. Right. With some of the things they're doing. I like to think they knew each other before. I see. So they were like getting on and then they each had like so they would like. There was a lot of um yeah mixing and matching. Mixing and matching. Okay. Did you have to have sex with the one that you were last attracted to? Did you have sex with both of them? Yeah. Pantreative and of course. Yeah. Yeah. Pound creative in a course? Yeah, yeah. Do you use the condom? Yeah.

Good. Always. You changed it. You switched? You have to. Yeah, of course. He would not say it's how it's written. I'd be hammered and I never know.

I was... You have to switch, Con. I don't allow myself to get like... I mean, we were all drinking, but I mean, not necessarily. But were you nervous because it was your first of... How do I handle boobs? I have vagina and boobs at the same time. And love the...

I guess the... What's word I'm looking for? How much? That's dirty. No, the time that you're going to distribute between each. Like that was something I definitely was. I think you had you to like eight minutes. I think you like, and you want to be attentive.

Like it's, you know, I think I'm pretty attentive. Yeah. One, I asked you to overcompensate and spend more time with the one you were less attracted to. Well, one of them actually laid down after a little bit and like just was like I'm going to just kind of show for a minute and take almost like a little power nap and so then that made it easy but then after but this is after everybody was on the same team right exactly that's that's fun so would you do it again oh yeah yeah oh yes yeah it's a good time let's take a quick break and

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Today we've got comedian Fred Stolar in the studio. You may know him from, well, just what everything. But today we're given this actor comedian author his moment in the spotlight to talk sex, dating, and the funnier things in life. The thing I learned about women or would sex dating and the funnier things in life. The thing I learned about women or with career, it's only something if it's something. And this is, you know, I'm not like you an expert relationship person, but the advice I give people into myself, whenever a guy or girl is analyzing,

she said this, but then the email said this, if you're analyzing, it's not there. When it's there, do you agree with this? You won't be analyzing. Yes, when something's there, you don't have to break down everything, you just know. I think it's just a waste of time, the time that we, I agree.

My friends and I, we sit around analyzing text, people started texting all the time. We'll be passing back what it is for me and what it is for me. And like, do you realize with all the time we spend analyzing what seems things we could like, I have the cure for cancer, right? Right. But this is the biggest waste of our goddamn time.

Like I said, the few successes I've had with women is when they give you a look, like, you're giving me, and I'm just kidding. Now, look in the eye, like, I get a kick at this guy, I encourage you, you sort of know, whenever I'm trying to be like John Qsack and say anything, I'd be charming or John cry, you know what, I'm not saying.

Whenever I'm trying, this is another thing I learned. You know how I got, you know how you get a woman to like you? How? She has to like you. Yeah, it's not true. You can't do anything. No, you show up. You're the right car or the right enemy.

No, it's something, I'm the same Fred, either I could be to some women like Brad Pitt, but very little or Henkley, a serial killer. You know what I'm saying, the same essence that whenever you're trying to analyze, you know what I mean? It's sort of like auditions. Like you show up, you're the guy or not.

And so I learned the same thing, analyzing an audition. Should I not have said this? Should I come up like that? Right, you can't be yourself up. You do the, as long as you know that you do, did the best you can. But you just show. But then I also beat myself up

because I went through this in an entertainment. I get it, it's all rejection. But no one tells you that when you're starting, I get hurt, you have to learn that. Like it's okay, you do the best you can. But then I also beat myself up because I went through this in entertainment. I get it. It's all a rejection. But no one tells you that when you're starting, like if you have to learn that, like it's okay, you're best. But you know, my friend who wrote on Raymond for nine years said, when you walk, you walk through the door, you're the guy or not. I'm not going to be a seven racist in, you know, some gritty, you know, and the war, you know, like whatever, the show, Bosh, a gritty crime thing,

the intense detective, I just exude skinny kind of Jewish in New York, I, so it's what you walk through, you're not gonna be a bus driver on a show, you know, you just, you know what I'm saying? It's just, you're the guy a girl or die. There's us getting comfortable with, yeah, knowing who you are too, going in with the, you know, confidence that kills you.

I always see people like your life work should be cultivating confidence. It will help you in every way, you know. But you know what's something I learned with me that you are your confident because you're confident. You can't fake it. You know what I'm saying? When people don't be desperate, that's when you're not desperate. Right. Exactly. You know, hey, really you can't fake it. But the thing that makes you not confident is worrying when you're not desperate. Right, exactly. I mean, really, you can't fake it, but the thing that makes you not confident is worrying

that you're not confident. Right, right. And I think that part of life and living is that you learn to become, you learn to accept yourself and you learn to make your authentic self and accepting you for the job that you are. I'm just getting to that. It's a life, it's an acceptance. Oh my goodness.

It's true. Right? Yeah, well, I want to get into, after being on TV, do you just get access to women constantly? I don't know. They're like, oh, I know you. Well, I get I know you, but not constant women. I'm sure it's beneficial. Well, yes and no, because I've never been an accountant or a sex therapist,

so I've nothing to compare my success with women with, you know what I mean, and I'm a show business thing. But, excuse me, in one way, it's kind of thwarted. Is that the right word? Yeah. Or I don't want to be politically retarded, And which is the real way to use it, my sense of social... Like your perception, it's hard to read signs, maybe? Well, for example...

For any guy, though. Well, well, because like when I said, just stand up comedy, I was pathologically shy and depressed. It made no sense I was a stand up comic, because... Most of them are, right? Right, but I was never funny. I see when I started I Would I didn't I know I didn't want to I was in a class clown. I just went into it because I knew I was a weird old cat I wanted to be a character actor, but I didn't know how you did that So it's not like now with his YouTube and you see, you know all the groundlings

So it's not like now it is YouTube and you see you know all the groundlings The only so the only way I heard is oh Jimmy walk a Freddy Prince. They did their act that it placed the improv and Then you get on the tonight show then you get to be in a sitcom. So I went oh, I see a way to do that So I fantasized being on the tonight show going this is just my second time doing stand up. I thought every night as people at the improv. I have some confidence just to get to the input. I mean, well, that's a thing. People don't understand. They go, why are you sure? You've gotten in front of people, but when I did stand up again, I said just do it once. My head was down. I didn't look at the audience and that became my act by accident because I

couldn't look at the audience. I made my act by accident because I couldn't look at the audience I made nooses with the mic. I did these weird non-sequeta one-liners things my mother would say this is true I'm using the word again, but this is true when I quit college to try to be a comedian she my mother couldn't understand it because her generation just you know body hack it she goes I don't know how I'm gonna tell people you're a comic. I'm gonna say retarded. That was easy to explain. It's something wrong with Freddie.

He lies in bed. And the sum wrong with them. She couldn't say I was a comedian. So basically I just said I just have to do it once. So basically with my social life, I would just hope someone came up to me So I never knew what most of my adult life had to try to talk to someone you hope they break the ice So you just kind of just waited out. Yeah, I would stand I would stand at the improv waiting for the whole audience to come out and just

but usually their couples or Or they go, hey, you look familiar, but they're not going, you look familiar, let's go to bed or anything. Yeah. But, never. Sometimes there would be sometimes you went to bed because there has to be some access. But you went to bed. Yeah.

You've got your, your Kathy Griffin story. Yes, yes. She didn't see me do my act. She was, it was at a party and she just, we had a date. And this is what I like. I like to be bludgeoned. I don't know how to make a move. When I was a virgin when I started stand up, I was a virgin until I was 21.

Again, I didn't know what you're supposed to do. What do you put your eye? I wasn't going to do anything. I didn't know you'd go to the apartment. You put your arm around. So I wanted a guarantee that there'd be sex. So it'd take me an hour to muster the courage. I'm not a galator. I listen to a lot of people have fear of remit. And I used to, but I guess when I was in high school, I used to wish, you know, we all had

magic, you know, like movies, missions. I used to wish that whatever woman liked me, ESP, with light up red or something, I guess I guess want guarantees, yes. Yeah, that's what I've been saying on the show for years, I wish women would take more initiation. They do, I think, they do. I think nowadays.

Now what they do? Not that they do, but I think I finally learned is I'm not one of these guys that has rules. Guys do this, guys like It has rules guys do this guys like to remote women do this But I think it's more up to a woman meaning anytime I try to charm someone oh, Kortyka work them nothing, but a woman the few successes I've had they just give you a look like a Attracted to you. What have they make it easy? I think that's what I think. But you're the expert. Yeah, no, I think I've hear more.

Definitely more guys camping in the signs though. Well, as we talk about, there have been studies that say that men really just can't oftentimes read the signs from a woman that they like them. And how many guys have been like, your hair years later, they run into their high school crush or college crush. And she's like, I love you the whole time.

He's like, go on in, I know. So I think there is a lot of that. Maybe I like I said, I need to be bludgeoning. I need I need and the time and the times I it had I've had success with physical stuff with you'll have to say sex on the show. Yeah, you can take it. He'd look like this guy serious. We're gonna bleep it out. Yes, yes. We are maybe, I've had where it was 100% I kind of knew that there was an attraction. So. How did you know?

Would you feel? I can, you know it. You just again look like, the questions back. Yeah, she's doing it for Lacia and they're like, oh, she has something to mean. I like, she wants to suck my penis. Yeah, she might be into me. You kind of know, but didn't get I have been wrong. So what am I talking about? Oh, she's seen like she's flaring there

from the south. Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about. Cathy Griffin, I went to her apartment and we're trying to decide, should we go out to each and I see it, should we see a movie? Then she goes, I'm wet. So that gave me the confidence. There you go. So maybe I've been looking for that. She wasn't like there's something leaking. She was like, no, no, no.

She told me she was wet. Well, gave me the confidence to start kissing. And you know, and so we, in the apartment, I didn't think we had to go on a date when they're wet before the date. Right, I got down, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not gonna go so. So it was, we were doing stuff and I, she, she, she had just seen a TV movie about a woman

that battered men and she, she wanted to hit me in the face because she doesn't like men she would say she has hastily towards men and she goes I don't like men like a why she goes they rape they go to strip clubs and they see porno and I said kidding around I only do two out of three of those and and uh and uh I made her wetter yeah well she wanted to hit me and I had I was assaulted I've TMJ lick him in damage in my face I said geez hitting wouldn't be a good idea. Maybe the right item, right? And but I didn't want to be hit Okay, you prefer standing up for yourself. Yeah, yeah, so she was weird and

She was With her a general. Yeah, like them you're like I'm out. I don't do the hitting Um, she was with her original. Yeah, like you're like I'm out. I don't do the hitting. Well, I have to confess something. Okay. You can do this here. It's okay. It's all right.

Again, I, all right. I'm not a sleazy guy at all. I never, when I was a comedian, I don't read sleaze from, no, no, no. But I never could like follow waitresses around. Hey, what are you doing? You know, I could probably get laid if I can't manipulate. There's a lot of guys they sit at Starbucks and they'll see a woman in a laptop and they go, Hey, you're trying to write things. I could be a fixer guy. You know, I can never, I'll do you one woman's show. I'll do it. You know,

I can never pretend to be a blowhard or pretend to be an expert to try to, you know what I mean, be the guy that they, oh, you'll write my show. I probably, you know, I run in Seinfeld's so I could probably, so I'm giving myself credit for not being sleazy that way. Yeah. I never manipulate, but if someone's available, I've done things I'm not proud of.

Meaning, it's okay. Meaning, when I really know this is bad, maybe I've had sex one last time, you know what I mean? And then you just don't come. What do you mean? No, I'm not spiteful, not calm. What do you talk about?

What do you mean, no, but what you're saying you have sex with someone. Okay, what I mean is, you know you know this is sad you know this is not gonna be something she's hostile it's weird but you had one more opportunity for sex yeah yeah there was one woman I knew it was bad because she put kidding around but trying to warn me a knife to her cat's throat. Oh, cat. Oh, she's a secretive. And I should have walked out then,

but we did one last time, even though, you know, I've done things like that. But I guess- She's left the animal, not everyone's done that. But she was trying to show she was going, she thought the cat was going, oh, you just want the other lady in the hall because you want the hot chick, the next hot chick.

I was saying, cats don't know if a woman is hot or not, and she goes, you better not stray. And I think it was trying to show me don't stray. Oh my God, we need to get you up with some healthier. Yeah, I mean, that don't put knives to cats through. I don't think that sounds like a good start. I don't think that sounds like a good start. On this show, I'm joined by Return of Gas and fellow Lady

Freaks Grace Parra and Jen Bartles of the Lady Freaks comedy show. Yeah! Yeah, babies! We're getting into all things sex, masturbation, fantasies, what kind of penis grace saw the other night, what makes the best sex and even the worst? What are you guys obsessed with sexually right now? Yeah. Honestly, rest sounds real good right now. Right.

I mean, I've just, I recently, so the last time I was here, I was just going through a divorce, and now I'm fully divorced. Oh, so now like, and like, I don't know, I feel like I'm in like, the sex peak. What, when is the sex peak? Is there, is there a sex peak? There's a lot of different, they say that it is like women in their late 30s, early 40s,

mid 30s, early 40s. I'm gonna say not there yet, so. Okay, good. As I touch my face. Okay, good, so mid, so okay. 34. Yeah, I thought where they would say the peak is, but I do think that it, but the truth is,

I think that as women mature and you, we get to know our own bodies better. And we, like, know we want, we're not afraid, we're not just giving some glib, we're gonna jump, because you think he wants it, we don't feel bad or guys, and we're like, hey, I know myself we're confident, and so the sex might feel a lot better.

Yes, but I also, there's times, I'm in my car, and my little nub and clit starts going, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wanting sex, like I crave sex and it's like usually mid-morning and early afternoon. I'm like, I would love to be filled with a dick right now and have an orgasm. Wow, I think there's never, you never have these thoughts before. No, no, I'm having a very good sex. I see that's okay. I was gonna say that there's an impression. There's a correlation when you are having a lot of sex when you're having good sex, you want more.

I'm almost in the opposite. I'm like, Sahara Desert, Population Grace Michelle Barra. With one exception, or, well, what would you get into in a second? Two exceptions, actually, I should say. But otherwise, since I moved to New York in October, it has been not great. And now it's just a cycle. Now it's like, oh god, I'm on the hamster wheel of no sex. And I guess, are you accepting of it? Are you just kind of in doing it?

I know I am too in accept because I'm super productive and happy in other ways. I really am like very fulfilled career wise and friend wise and all these other non-sexy cut to me and I masturbate in a parking lot. Well, I was going to say do you use your vest for necklace? I know. She's going to cry. I gave her the crave vest for necklace the last time and you really do your pullover like it goes, boom, and then you pull over and you get vibrate right now.

I've used it before and let me just say this, I've washed it because I'm wearing it on my neck now. I don't know, I'll be like, it's a tool thing. It's a tool thing. Hey, where's that been? And I'm like, cool, it's a vibrate or watch out. I use it in my bedroom, but it's nice to know

you can travel with it with it. Oh, yeah. Like if you're like on a sexy vacation and you just don't want to bring like your rabbit or something. Exactly. No, it's a good conversation started. It is a great conversation. It turns out by mistake.

Do you guys want potato skins? I'm wearing a dildo. I do have a question though about what you're saying about New York because we are originally from San Francisco and they always say that guys are pusses and they're too shy and they won't go up to women and then you hear about New York guys are just super direct in your face. You know, telling you what they want.

That's, yeah, I heard that too. But you haven't found it. The thing is that that kind of personality would not appeal to me. I do like a guy to be direct by all means. But first of all, I've been working so much, I haven't been going out to bars and clubs and even events that much. But I find that guys in San Francisco and L.A. are more of a happy medium. You can find aggressive guys here on the West Coast, but I don't know. There's plenty of guys who are really nice

who I'll go up to. I have no problem with that. In New York. I'm here. Here, here, here. The aggressiveness in New York, I think you're speaking to only because I grew up a little bit in Staten Island, is more cultural. I think there are certain types of men that are aggressive, like Grace is saying. But I think in general, when you get to New York City, like Manhattan, people are shut-ins a little bit.

Yes. They're either working, stressed, are shut-ins a little bit. Yes. They're either working stressed or drinking til 4 a.m. But there's no much, there's no, I think people are more outgoing in LA. The drinking til 4 a.m. thing is really interesting. I've noticed since I cut back and going to bars, dating just doesn't happen for me in New York, because that is how dating. That's how you like to, yeah. You mean something?

Exactly. Dating, date, date, date. Right, which is like now I'm at the age where that's just not as fulfilling to go get fucking hammered at some bar with some random as I even hammered it like Jack can't hammered it, I get honest right, right, right, right, I thought it was fun. And I know I sound like old man, but it's just so late.

It's so late, it's so late. I don't know, like back in San Francisco everything shut down like 1230. That's reasonable. That's not reasonable. Yeah, you can't eat past noon. Midnight at noon. Midnight in San Francisco, like no more to eat, nothing to do.

Go get that digest if you don't know where to go. Okay, so but here, but I also wonder if it's like, like you were saying in your life that you weren't Jen wasn't having great sex before, now you want it, and now you grace maybe in the past, you have been great sex, but your career is great and your friends, it's like all the balance in life. It's so hard to find balance.

Do you guys have balance? Do you guys wanna talk about this all the time? I don't. I'm working on it. I don't know if I think I'd be bored. I don't think I'd be bored. I think a big thing I've realized lately through a lot of therapy and Vodka's is

you're always striving to find the balance, but that is why we live is always juggling to find the balance and just that is why we live is always juggling to find the balance and just throughout it, give your best, don't be a dick. But you're always trying to find it. That's true. Although, well, go ahead.

No, no, I was just saying the balance, it sucks because like, yeah, like, career wise, everything could be awesome friends wise, and then you're not having sex. And then what I'm like unemployed and like, figuring out what I'm gonna do next in my life, I'm getting laid constantly. You know what I'm saying? Exactly like figuring out what I'm going to do next in my life. I'm getting laid constantly. You know exactly.

That's exactly exactly exactly. I'm not getting laid the most. It might have been going on right. It might have been right. It might have been right. It might have been right. It might have been right. It might have been right.

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and more exciting than sex. You're also like, I'm also like, I'm also like, I'm not so good at it. Yeah, and I don't know what sex is just like, I've done, I'm at a good place right now. I've done a lot of crazy things, whatever. What I have not done has been in like a very long term relationship with somebody that I love

and had really good sex with that guy And that I think is the next frontier, but that doesn't come going to a bar at like three o'clock in the morning I mean it could, but it could have just from, but I get it Like I think there is a part you're like we have to spend time and you're getting to you know building your career Get you know which builds your confidence which gives you independence and it's such a passion and you both are entertainment Not an easy business and it is hard to do it all. I've totally had that where I, the last 10 years, I've been working on this.

So I wanted about your sits. No, but it's the same thing. Like I've just been, I haven't been prioritizing dating in a while. And I just, I was dating someone we broke up like four months ago and I was like, this is the lung, I'm not even interested. Like I'm not even, nothing.

And I was saying like, I don't even remember to masturbate. Like I walk my house and there's like literally 5,000 via dildos going, hey, you gotta start on me out for Tuesday's blog. I'm like, oh, yeah. Because then we were saying, if I'm not having sex, which I kind of like, because then I would've been working on myself,

like therapy, doing more yoga, doing more, whatever, but not thinking about sex. But then I'm also not turned on as much, but then the more that I start to masturbate or when I am having great sex, I want more sex. Like you were starting to say, but it's a ballot for me also. It's a health thing.

Like I think that if I don't even, even if I have sex, I need to masturbate. Like I realize that that's like off for me because I'll just go, I won't think about it. I don't think to do it. And it's actually really good for your health, like your physiology for women to like release that orgasm. So it's funny how we are,

because guys are like, what are you talking about? I'm like, every day I get hard, I masturbate, it's over. Like we not we're like, you have to, but when I make my set, or I masturbate today, like I will do it, because I feel better. So it's all important. So right now, no, I'm not really having sex with anyone. I tried to last night, and this is a rare instance.

Have sex or masturbate? I masturbate, and it was a rare instance where I was, just, I fell asleep like 10 seconds into attempting, it turned yourself off. When you're tired, I fell asleep like 10 seconds into attempting. It turned yourself off. When you're tired, you turned yourself off, and then turned yourself on. Does that have any guys where you just get

the airs out and you're so sleepy? I've been like, I wake up and then I'm a vibrator and then the house, someone comes over and it's like sitting in the middle of bed or the housekeeper, yes, that happens. I've done everything when it comes to sex toys and I'm packing them inappropriately and all that. But I want to go back to one thing here, Jen,

that you said, so you said, right now your clearist is like speaking to you in multiple languages, and before it was it, because you weren't having great sex, because you were married. I don't know. That because you were married. Yeah, well, it's sort of in great sex.

Yeah, what there was, there wasn't that physical connection anymore. But I want to hear about when you say you're having great sex right now, can you explain to me what that means? Yes. You break that down for me. I think for me, it means such a few things. Here we go.

I think for me, I do think, jic-size isn't the only thing that matters, but I think that a good full penis going into my, you know, I would say, you know, half sizes there. You know, I think I maintained a fairly nice tight canal. I think that that feels good. And I think that like when when and I'm just lucky that that's the case right now. And it's a boyfriend or a yeah someone's thing. Yeah. And then I also think that there's a connection like even if it's eye contact like I there's been guys I've had sex with where I'm like our eyes are both closed. And there's just this almost like vulnerability you

you don't want to go there. So you go in your head to come and it's like oh I came so good where'd you go where do I go? Who was here? What happened? So I think that like connecting and then also not being afraid to try things like we try things now like we try We you know there's a hell hand We watch jobs But you know, there's a few things that we're not afraid to try and I think we're open to try them and that's That's sex giving example the last thing you tried. I'm just curious what you Okay, I think that one of the things that we tried last was a little bit of

Choking oh, okay. Yeah, I tried that yeah So huge right now I mean, I don't know maybe he got a memo, like, try choking with her. But I was like at first. Came from PornHub. Oh, definitely. Yeah. But yeah, I think that's good.

Choking questions we never used to get, and we never used to get deep-throat questions 10 years ago. Yeah, but no. What do you guys have? What do you guys have? Oral sex deep. They go, blowjob deep-throat. We always like, how does my girl father get a deep-throat?

How do I choke? Guys fetishize that. Yeah, it's trending on you poor now. Well, okay, wait, so you tried the choking and it was, it was good. I mean, at first, because it's me and there's this sexy, like I think feminine side and I think it's always trying to balance itself with my comedic side because that's just who I am.

So they're, you know, we're doing this and I'm like, oh, are you okay? I'm like, yeah, you like, but you're right though. My joke is in my, is it a jugular? And I get worse and I don't you know, we're doing this and I'm like, oh, are you okay? I'm like, yeah, you like, but you're right though. My doing it too much. Is it a jugular? And I get worse. You're choking him.

Yeah. Also vice versa. Vice versa, both, but, but, but a little bit of both, but when it's, yeah, yeah, I'm totally down to always go where someone else goes. Like, I think that, that's, I feel safe in that space. I've never tried to guy. I have had it. I just don't want to kill him.

I just don't want to be that, like, I have a caretling thing or whatever. I don't want that to happen. So, but then I got into it and I was like, no, we trust each other enough that if this goes too far, then we can back it up. So we just were vocal, but there was a brief moment. That's the same thing. Doon, doon, doon, doon, doon, doon.

That's super sexy, right? So he, okay, that's good. What's like, how about you, but Grace, I know you're not having sex, right? Oh, okay. Well, you are. Well, a little bit, little dailions. There was a dailions.

There have been a couple dailions this year. One incredible, with a friend of mine. Both of these guys were friends. One is a friend of mine. It was really just awesome. Another guy, more recently. Wait, was this a friend that you've known for a while? And then you just sat together, but you're still the friends?

Yes, and we are still friends. Yeah, it's really love it. It was the situation where he watched one of our shows live And it was a really big turn on and then sexy little vixen's here. Sure. And soap. This is Soapy soaps so be soapy soapy so beard God No, no, no, no, this is they got code names. Oh my god. There was great. Okay This is they got code names. Oh my God. They're whispering. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Just in case.

Six months. Oh, there was a close. There was a big one. Wow. All right. That's pretty dead. No. Yeah. Yeah. No. This guy, he really like the show and you know, he knew that we did the show but hadn't kind of see it and that weekend we we slept together and then we actually spent more time talking about the sex that we had. Just like analyzing it and talking about what worked and what didn't and how like after.

Yeah, afterwards and we play by play a play by play and it was awesome. It was it was completely sober and it was so present. I loved it. So yeah, so how did you what made it great? What made it so good and then what was the play by play? I just wanted to know who was the best sex like right. What does it so good and then what was the play about play? I just wanted to know who's the best sex like right what does it mean this guy is he's a he's an actor He's very like takes very good

Famous what's his name? He no he's he's he's just a really attractive guy to begin with I mean for me I I like very good. Yeah. Yeah, he is very good looking So there was that there's a fact that we've been friends for a long time. We'd gone out on some dates Hadn't slept together but had spent some time together. So we knew each other. Also, we live in different places. And so this was a time where it was like, oh, it's

kind of now or never. Because you're new work, right? Yeah, exactly. So yeah, so that also sort of fueled the fire a little bit. And I think I really like the fact, first of all, I respect his work. And he had gone out of his way to come see us perform and clearly respected what I do.

And that's a turn on to you. That is a turn on. And he said, yeah. And he thought, wow, you're really talented. You're really sexy and hot. Yeah, good to you do. Yeah, all those, all those things. And you know, this is something that Jenna

talked about with her current situation too. It's there's no bigger turn on, turn on, than to have your partner love what you do. Champion, someone that's not intimidated by you, but that's just like, I'm a fan, not a fan boy, turn on, turn on, then to have your partner love what you do. Champion, someone that's not intimidated by you, but that's just like, I'm a fan, not a fan boy, but I'm a fan and I'm a supporter. And so like especially when people come see our show, it also cuts out the middle man and that bullshit dialogue you have to have.

When the show, when Lady Freak is done, you know a little more, you're more educated. You're also turned on. So, so when they, when that thing happened, you're like, I'm ready. It came over. Grace was like, let's go. And I think it opened that dialogue quicker because we're not afraid to go there and make you feel like included. Yeah.

Do you feel low now that you're doing the Lady Freak show in the sexist out there that guys might just wanna sleep with you because you seem to be the Lady Freaks? You know, oh, that's, I don't know. I think there is probably a sub-sector of guys who think like, ooh, they're like fucking fluid or whatever. Or who see our pictures and think like,

oh, titties on a screen, I think comedy. And I'm like, well, Google a little more, because that's- Which is why I think we should change those posters. Yeah, talk to you guys about too. I'm looking at your poster right now, and it's so sexy, but like classy. Classy.

And very- I'm trying to keep it clear see at least our stuff like we're two steps away from jizz and the cheek yeah two steps which is actually you know the show's doing really well so I hope you guys enjoyed this show that was fun and funny and I want to thank my amazing team

Ken Jamie our volunteers Shannon and Jenny producer Lark and Michael thanks everyone for listening was it good for you text ask Emily to 7979.