Sex With Emily - The “Skinny” On Emily: Part One
Episode Date: June 8, 2019On today’s show, Emily is joined by sexy couple & hosts of the Skinny Confidential Podcast, Lauryn Evarts & Michael Bosstick to chat about sexual wellness, lube, role play and so much more. They tal...k about how you can create the perfect “sexy stranger” scenario, easy ways you can mold your habits to support the love languages of others, and tips on how to make love last a little longer. Thank you for supporting our sponsors who help keep the show FREE: We-Vibe, Promescent, Apex, SiriusXM, Magic Wand. Follow Emily on all social: @sexwithemily For even more sex talk, tips, & tricks visit sexwithemily.com For more info on The Skinny Confidential, & for part two, click HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Thanks for listening to Sex With Emily.
On today's show, I'm joined by host of the Skinny Confidential Podcast,
Lauren Everts and Michael Bostic to talk about sexual wellness,
lube, roleplay, and more.
And we really get into it, so buckle up.
Topics include the sexy stranger roleplay.
How to do it right and what Michael and Lauren are planning on doing.
You know you're going to want to hear that.
It's sexy.
Freshies, the before and after sex wipes that you didn't know you wanted,
but oh my God, they're so good.
Easier ways to start changing some of your habits
to better speak your partner's love languages
because hey, if you don't speak the same ones,
it's not always easy to get on the same page,
but we're gonna tell you how to do it.
And ways to last longer,
because who doesn't like a little extra love in?
All this more, thanks for listening. You got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute. The girls got a hair stand.
Oh my.
The women know about shrinkage.
Isn't it common knowledge?
What do you mean like laundry?
It's shrink?
Can we not talk about sex so much?
Are you kidding me?
Oh my god, I'm so, so, so, so, so.
Being bad feels pretty good.
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Okay, we had so much fun with this conversation today
that this is actually part one of the podcast
with Lauren and Michael.
So for part two, you're gonna have to download
their podcast, The Skinny Confidential.
And you're gonna be hooked on it.
All right, guys, hope you enjoyed the show.
Lauren Everett's and Michael Bostic,
host of the His and Her Skinny Confidential podcast,
Lauren's a creator of Skinny Confidential lifestyle, blog and brand, Lauren's a creator of skinny confidential lifestyle,
blog and brand, co-creators of WooMorPlay,
which you know I'm obsessed with,
they've been on the show before.
Got a lot of follow up questions.
They're creating a little empire here
called Dear Media.
I love being here in your fantasy studio.
I can't take credit for Dear Media.
Thanks for having me here.
Thank you for coming in.
We always have the best time with you.
That's how I feel.
This is like exciting
You know some things in life are like I got to go this I got have to I'm excited
Sometimes you get some duds, you know doing podcast and gas and I was we always when we get somebody that we have fun with
I like it's good podcasting with the queen of audio who's been doing it for what did you say nine 14 years?
I mean, you know 2005. I, we should get our notebooks out.
Oh, good.
We don't have any.
No, we're all doing it though.
You guys are creating this empire
and you guys have been blogging for,
you started blogging the same time, right?
Like I started blogging in 2010.
Okay, and we started a podcast three years ago.
So look at your,
we were early to the space, but not like you, right?
It was ridiculous.
Like up until four or five years ago,
we were like, I don't even know what a podcast is,
you know, so it's really, it's really changing.
It's a crazy time for podcast.
You can't go away.
Well, thank you, but I'm very impressed
at what you guys have done here with your brand
and lifestyle, how you live together, work together,
you're married, you've been together for how many years,
it's your 13th, so I don't know the math,
but we broke up for, you know,
no, we broke up from 13 to 22.
Okay.
So we broke up for a long time and got.
21.
Excuse me.
But we have known each other for 20 years now, which is crazy to think about.
Amazing.
But we definitely went and had different experiences.
Right.
No, I'm glad.
This isn't one of those stories that like we huckered down together and we've been,
we've only kissed each other.
I'm glad too, because we probably be thinking, and if you don't, then you're wondering,
like a one-to-one.
Other lips have touched his balls.
Oh, good.
Pretty much that's true.
Because if I'm so glad you clarified that
because I always say, don't get married before you're 30.
I got engaged and then we waited four years.
So it was like a long, I recommend soaking up
the engagement period for everything you possibly can,
like soak it up.
I agree.
Let it sit, enjoy it.
Let everyone not ask you when you're having kids.
Just be engaged.
Are people asking you that all the time?
Well, you guys already, you got married.
It started like, when you're gonna get engaged,
then it was, when you're gonna get married
and now it's, when you're gonna have kids.
I feel it's always gonna be the when.
It is.
I was just talking about this other day
and my producer, she was like like she's like 25 26 now
I'm gonna go when do you boyfriend? It's like everyone want when you meet other people they want you to match up up
They want you to get to where they are get the kids get the thing and I agree with you that that's also a great tip for sex
This the more the slower we go the more we wait for a rousal and the teasing that's when the sex is better
And so the longer you wait to get to even the engagement, and you prolong things and the tease and the build up
in a rouse, oh, that's what makes everything.
It's so much better.
It's so much better.
I think you should just be patient.
Not everything has to be in a rush,
and also you don't have to do what society tells you to do.
If I wasn't with Michael, I would be dead single,
and I would be completely confident about it.
Yeah, exactly.
Do you?
Everyone's different.
Single is such a negative connotation,
like you're single until you can be a double.
But I feel like if you are single,
single's fine. I love single.
I have a lot of my single friends ask,
and I give it to them,
like what's it like being in a committed relationship?
And I was like, you should not use me as an example.
I think Lone and I are of somewhat unique cave rates.
I don't know each other for 20 years.
Like we're talking about my partner,
Wes and who runs Wu.
We love Wes.
Wes is hot and single and ready to mingle.
Yeah, and he should be single and ready to mingle
because he's a 32 year old man with the Loub company
and he should just be out there looking around.
So when I told you guys,
so we talked about this in the show.
So okay, Woo more play, you guys will be listening.
I truly am and I haven't seen Lauren and Michael.
So just so you know, like we all,
we have a very mutual admiration thing going on.
And then I think you reached out, you were talking to our business guy, Ken about it, and
then we got it.
So like a year and a half ago, you sent me a bottle.
And I think it was probably the first bath or something or when it was coming out.
We just wanted your feedback at the time.
I love it.
I think I told you.
I'm like, I love it.
And then my boyfriend at the time who would try it every loop was like, that's the only
one I want to use.
You know, you get your healthy fathom.
You can multitask when you're giving a B-trike.
Exactly. Right? So smart. See, that get your healthy fats and you can multitask when you're giving a B-drike. Exactly. Right?
So smart.
See, that's so you throw it on some salad dressing.
Use it as an under eye cream.
Have you done that?
Perhaps some lip gloss.
Yeah, you can use it.
You can use it everywhere.
We've seen like a woman wrote in and she ran out of it.
She didn't have her hair.
It was a hair gel or hair spray and she used it for her hair.
It's coconut oil.
Yeah, coconut oil.
You can use it to masturbate, whatever you want.
Masturbate for sex, for body, it'd be just smells good.
It's great.
To make your skin glow.
So he was like, okay, that's all I ever want to use.
Where's that one, where's that one?
And then he got to the point where you know
where you were and out of something
and I cut the bottom off just to squeeze the, amazing.
And then I was like, can we reach out to them?
I want more, I want more.
So anyway, I'm obsessed with it.
I'm so glad.
And we all are.
And so I think it's just, it sensual and it's sexy and the brand new
And feminine it exists because we were we invented it by trial right we were using it
We used coconut oil all the time like every single second we had sex and then our friend Weston came to us
And I said you got to try coconut oil for sex so he tried it and
Then he started to realize that he was going into
whole foods and getting this gallon of coconut oil
and digging his nasty fingernails in it.
And like, I don't want that on my vagina.
You know what I mean?
Well, I don't want less of this on my vagina.
But it was, we looked at it and we're like,
it's missing something too.
So that's what we added the stevia for flavor, for taste.
And you know, we added a little bit of the beeswax
for like the soothing feeling.
And then, you know, the vanilla is just for smell
It's a beeswax also is a nice grip. So like grips the peanut
You know what I mean? Yes exactly. It does have a grip to it
Uh-huh and the taste and the texture of it. So it's not just straight forward like it does
I mean we just literally had like
batches mixing it in my warehouse. It's like mixing loop people like what do you what the hell you guys doing?
Like don't worry about it. We're just making something here.
And that's how it came out.
It's like, you know, it works.
We gotta get those like toothpaste things, you know,
that squeeze the toothpaste out.
It's like four-wheel.
We need to like make that like a prototype
of like cute things that have the Instagram handle on it.
One, Weston, if you listen to this,
he's probably going to, and he's gonna,
and he's gonna be all shy and nervous.
He's going to be like,
and stat, come over to our house.
And Weston's single, and I can confirm
that Weston has a big penis because I panced him
in 12th grade in the Fidel's bathroom.
If you were gonna confirm that for another reason,
I was gonna have to some questions.
Yeah, exactly.
We've got that clear.
So anyway, we love your product.
It's true we are saying,
but coconut people always say to me,
I just use coconut oil.
I'm like, well, just be careful.
It's not the one that you're using
for the stir fry and for your penis.
Like, just, you don't wanna mix those things.
You don't wanna puke in your stir things. You don't want to puke in your stir fry.
You don't want to bring in puke.
You guys, we know you've known each other for 20 years.
And you've been together a long time.
We've been together a long time.
And last time you were on the show,
well, the first time I met you guys in your show,
we did a little sex therapy stuff,
and then you were on, we talked about role playing
and you were excited about that.
I was maybe doing a little sexy stranger thing.
I have to admit, I can't lie.
We've been so busy moving up to LA that we need to do the role-playing.
So for my birthday, I...
Emily, I will say this though.
We haven't even had to play sexy stranger
because she has been such a terror during this move
that I'm like, who is this person?
You never know.
Well, you guys are moving from...
We went to San Diego and now we're here. We broadcast with you. We lived in San Diego. that I'm like, who is this person? You never know. There you go. Well, you guys are moving from,
we went to San Diego and now we're here.
We were in podcasts with you.
We lived in San Diego.
That's right.
So you were driving up here every day.
So now you're living here at LA.
Now we're in a little thing.
Oh, thank God.
We're stressful on the relationship,
but now it's when we're moved in.
Moving is the worst.
Moving, what is it?
Moving death and taxes.
Yeah.
The worst thing.
Or people to deal with.
Yeah, or biting Michael's balls,
like I did last night on that.
I did.
Well, she.
She wiped the balls on accident.
Because the Wu tasted so good,
you were trying to lick it off.
And that, and I maybe had a margarita too many.
Too many, I was like, what's,
what is going on here?
Sometimes you gotta bite the balls.
I know that.
Spice it up.
Keep it interesting.
So you guys have been busy, I'll, I get that.
So how is everything going?
How do you guys keep it fresh? People work together. They play together. They live together. They move together
You make a loop. How do you keep it really?
We have separate offices.
It's important. It's important that we have access to so many incredible
sexual authorities like you, you know, we had Doc Johnson on the podcast.
We have them. Wednesday, March. Yeah, Wednesday, March in our audience and our community.
And both of us have access to these people
that know their shit when it comes to sex.
So, like Doc Johnson brought us every single toy
you can possibly imagine.
That toys are always fun.
Yeah, toys are fun.
That was interesting when all those toys came into this office
and all the way.
Like what the hell is going on?
And there's just dildos everywhere.
Yeah, they like those great things. Yeah, they love it.
They also gave you guys some toys.
You gave them?
I kind of remember love all the toys.
I wanted to bring you more, but I couldn't remember what I'd given you.
We have so many fusting sex toys.
It's like, it's Mary Poppins in the drawer next to my bag.
You need it, so you don't need that.
Yeah, I've got a lot of parts.
I've got a lot of parts on it.
But you know I'm always here for you.
I bring you.
Well, can you walk us through what Michael's going to do
on my birthday for sexy stranger?
Go ahead.
Thank you.
Let's go back to the, can you tell us like what we should.
I'm gonna put it in here.
Okay, let's just pretend Lauren's not here for a minute.
Let's pretend I'm not here.
Go.
Okay.
So she wants to go to this restaurant.
And so we're gonna book this nice restaurant that she likes.
And then I think I have to show up looking completely different.
Yeah. Like I have to maybe up looking completely different. Yeah.
Like I have to maybe grow a mustache. You could do that. I might have to wear a cowboy hat or
something strange. Okay. I might have to wear some... What if you don't have slick hair?
I think, yeah, might have to change the hair up. I think he was on slick the hair. Oh.
Is this easy? Hold on, is there two things going? Is it one of you over the hair?
I'm not over. I'm just saying that would be a toilet.
Change it.
Look, I think we guy like that.
And when he unslicked, it was totally different.
It was like you're a different human.
I look a little strange without it.
Slicked.
You think you do.
No, you don't.
I could use no select for sex and danger.
Okay.
It's just sex and danger.
It's perfect.
Should I do a wig?
No.
No wig.
Well, Lauren does.
Here's a thing.
I don't need a wig. Okay. No wig. So's a thing. I don't need a wig. OK, no. Her hair.
So, OK, so don't stick the hair.
It's just like distracting.
OK.
Oh, wig.
But just same you, but just the hair is on.
OK, you go.
No, I think, no, this is all good feedback.
Don't stick the hair.
Maybe a mustache or two.
No.
What else?
We need more.
Because you got the costume, OK, so.
You need work.
Where you guys, you already know where you want to go for dinner.
Yeah.
And it's in L.A. Yeah. OK. So to go for dinner. Yeah, and it's an LA. Yeah, okay
So we got to show up separately obviously. Should I be there first or should she be there first?
She should be at the bar or should I be at the bar? I think I should be there first
I think you could be there first and then Lauren you're gonna have to do something a little different too
You're alter. I'm gonna get creative. I'm gonna be way more fun than you are
I have 20 ideas on how to get creative well
I have to go through it now after the okay, so if you're there and I'm approaching.
I have a vast idea for you guys too.
Okay, so we'll in a minute, we're going to get to that part.
It's a sex toy at Kutramont that you do not have yet,
because nobody has it, but it's going to blow your mind.
Okay.
So, okay, so you come in.
Here's the whole premise of the sexy stranger.
And it sounds kind of silly, but I'm telling you,
I've mentioned on my show, and we've had people call back
like the next day and say, because that, say, Emily Emily we did it and it was amazing and this is what happened.
So the whole promise of it is that you guys have been together for a long time.
And so you kind of suspend belief and you think okay well she's sitting at the bar already
Lauren and you go up and you're like hey and she's never seen you in whatever outfit you choose
in your hair on select and you're like hey you know kind of like come here often can I get you a
drink? Have you been waiting long? You waiting for someone and she could say, no, I'm not.
I've just seen I was going to get an appetizer at the bar and you could say, well, I got a table.
And then I think what would be sexy is if you figure out, have you ever talked about fantasy
stuff or what you would be into?
Just either you could, here's your two choices.
Either you replay when you first met and you're like, my name's Michael.
I've got this business. I'm like, I'm Michael.
So Michael was 4'1 and I was 5-7, so you'll have to do it.
You were 12, so we might have to play that.
We might have to fast-forward that because I was literally,
I think, playing handball the first time I saw her.
OK, so we've got to watch one option.
What's the other option?
The other option is like a completely, like,
a totally different, it could be something from a movie.
It could be playing a character.
It could just be, you don't even know where he's going.
You're going to come in.
You're going to be like, I'm Bob and I.
Yeah, like I want to invent a whole different backstory.
I'm a singer.
I'm a whatever.
I've got a rock band.
Do you guys, could you?
I want to be who I was meant to be.
So I'll give a whole backstory.
I can't laugh.
Yeah, no, I'm going to have to develop a whole backstory.
We'll storyboard it.
I'll get my team involved.
We'll figure out who I was going to be.
But do you have someone that you kind of wish
and you would be or someone you remember as a child? I mean, I was always. I was going to be. But do you have someone that you kind of wish and you would be or someone you remember as a child?
I mean, I was always.
I mean, I was in psychomy.
No, no.
I was always super into, and I never had any musical talent,
but like, you know, the guns and roses of the world.
Like, you know, I grew up on like rock and roll music.
So like, if I had that talent, I would job everything to do it.
I just don't, so maybe I can pretend I'm doing something like that.
You watch a go biography on someone,
like a Netflix something on someone that you're really into.
But don't try this George Washington or some shit.
I don't want to.
He's gonna be a rocker.
Yeah, maybe I'll do that.
Okay, well, I have to see.
So I think, what do you think about that?
A surprise that if you don't know what he's gonna be,
just gonna show up.
That's what I think I like.
I love surprises.
Okay, I tell him this all the time,
and he wants to tell me my birthday gift.
I like surprises.
Do you, are you gonna hear this?
Yeah, I'm hearing it. She wants a surprise. And my love languages touch.
I tell them every day. Okay. His is different. His is acts of service. Oh God. Okay. That's
a tough. Okay. So God. Oh God. Oh God. That's a hard one. Yeah. It is. Well, you know,
hardest is that I'm touched to. I'm touching words of affirmation. Because you do. There's
two. Do you know what your second one is? I know it's not words of affirmation.
But you do look nice today.
It's thank you.
Access of service and gifts.
No, I don't want to receive gifts.
I get very awkward.
Taylor backed me up on this.
I get very awkward.
My office just gave me birthday gifts,
like balloons up and I don't know how to respond.
It's okay.
No, no, no.
I gave it a while ago.
But I get very flustered because I I feel like okay,
then I got to reciprocate and I got to do is much as well or better. So I get flustered with gifts.
Yeah, they make me anxious. Axe of service are good. It's more just like if somebody writes me a
handwritten card like I appreciate that or like if somebody acts as a service. So I get so, okay,
but no, I don't need like words or gifts.
Or time, quality time.
God knows you guys probably have quality time.
Maybe you don't.
No, we got quality time.
Maybe time, quality.
Okay, so, so, and yours is touch.
Minus touch.
I like touch.
You have to remind him a lot because you like it,
but when you see, so touch is the one love language
that's the hardest to reconcile.
When someone's not touch and someone is touch, because like I'm touched and I realized my last guy,
a boyfriend was touched too and it was like like I look because I could be like
touching client like I need it like if I'm with someone and we're not touching
I'm like I think I'm dying right now without touch I might just that
that's how I feel but I only want to be touched by the person I'm in a
yeah I want to be touched by like every like I I'm fine being like not touched by anyone else,
but by him I want touch.
Yeah, you want to come behind you,
because your neck, take a touch.
Be connected.
Or three.
It is hard to reconcile because I know.
It's not natural.
It's not my natural state.
You don't think.
Yeah, I'm not touching a lot of people.
So I mean, I love touching Lauren, obviously,
and we've been in a relationship a long time, but.
Great massage oil.
Yeah, we have a great oil.
But I forget sometimes to just go up and touch your neck
or like kiss your neck or like touch her back.
I gotta do that more.
I like that meme that's on the ground dead
and just wants more attention
and like wants to be touched every second, you know what I mean?
I'm exactly.
I actually know what you mean,
deep in my heart and soul, that's how I do it.
It's like, why are you dying? And they're like, I need like that. I just touch me? I'm exactly. I actually know what you mean deep in my heart and soul. That's how I do it.
It's like, why are you dying?
And they're like, I need, like, I need a tangent.
Like, like, like, like, Cinderella thing,
like, just kiss me, touch me, I need a tangent.
The problem with me is I go, like,
in and out of people's lips,
where I'm like, really, really in.
And this is, and it, and it,
and all my friends know about this about me,
where I'm spending a lot of time.
And then, like, I'm also the guy that'll go away
for three days into complete isolation.
And I'm fine with it, which is to be alone.
But what you'll have to do a tangent.
So, it's like, it's, it plays into,
sometimes I forget, like, that you need more attention than I need.
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Biohacking.
We're not like as scientific as Tim for us.
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Self-improvement.
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you know, get good sleep, have a productive more.
Like we just wanna inspire people
to be the best version of themself.
Right, and that's what you guys are doing
across all your platforms, your podcasts,
and your blogs, and you know what I mean?
Like you just have to follow,
Lauren's social media is amazing.
Like all this information.
So real, it's so authentic.
Thank you.
We're gonna be, don't worry, I'm tracking, I'm going back.
Cause it's gonna relate to our remembering this.
So what I'm saying is like just to, yeah, to give this back
to you that it's just, it's so impressive.
And you are just this, I feel like everyone just loves you.
And you're universally, not everyone loves it.
Well, I get it.
You've got the people maybe, we all do,
but just do what you are real.
Yeah, you know, but you, I don't know that.
I just think it's amazing what you guys are doing.
And I love that you brought that into it, again, in recent times about what you're yeah, you know, but you I don't know that I just think it's amazing what you guys are doing And I love that you brought that into it late again in recent times about what you guys sharing what you've done to be productive and that
This the self-improvement so what I was said you okay is that
You get you go into your I get it you go into your three days
I go into my little shell and I go away building a freaking empire in the middle of it
You got ten people working for you. It's great. I'm like oh my god. It's amazing
So that Lauren requires that.
So when you come home now, and there's something called,
if you read this book called The Tomic Habit,
it just came out.
It's white, it's a white cover.
With a slick soap.
I just got it, but I haven't read it.
A lot of people seem to like that book.
It's not like a totally new concept about habits,
but essentially what they say is,
if you want to build a new habit, for example,
one thing you do every day is brush your teeth.
So let's say you want to start every day, you want to do sit-ups or push-ups.
You're like, okay, I'm going to do two push-ups and then I'm going to brush my teeth.
Or I'm going to write one page in my journal because I want to write more and then brush.
So you build on things you already do.
So, sorry, I love this.
So you walk in the door.
So you walk in the door every day, right?
Let's say Lauren's there, but you're in your, you're like, I'm in, but I got to go up
to the room and I'm going to do a little bit more.
You got to tack it on to something I'm already doing.
So you're walking in and you're like, okay, Lauren, this is gotta go up to the room and I'm gonna go. I gotta tack it on to something I'm already doing. So you're walking in and you're like, okay, Lauren,
this is when I'm opening the door to the house,
I'm gonna go up to Lauren and I'm gonna kiss her,
Nack, I'm gonna give her kiss,
I'm gonna tell her she looks beautiful
and I'm not straight.
For 20 minutes.
I was gonna say five, but for 20.
See, she pushes the boundaries,
but I get what you're saying, I think that's smart
because Lauren, so on the show,
we try to interview every walk of life in so many different genres and not all of that's smart because Lauren this week so on the show we try to interview every walk of life
Like in so many different genres and not all of that's applicable to our lives
But at least we can present it to somebody that it may be it may be for we've had a lot of skin
Experts on the show and before I knew anything about skin. I looked like an old weathered saddle
It was just like my forehead was falling over my face. I look like I'd been ridden hard and thrown away wet too many times
It's just terrible and when And when I had all these conversations, I was like, oh, and they told me like, you could
just put a little serum on or like wash your face in the shower when you're washing everything
else.
I was like, oh, so it was just basically building that habit by tacking on the stuff I was
already doing.
And now it takes maybe one or two minutes, but I can identify with this.
Sorry, a long way to talk about this.
Because I'm tacking it on to stuff I'm already doing.
It's like, what the fuck is going on?
Like fucking doing toner, and like a mist,
to ending with an eye cream with this index finger,
because you don't want to use it.
But I learned.
I learned, I learned by tacking it onto stuff I was doing.
Okay, well why don't you take advantage of having Emily right in front of you
to get some tips and tricks on...
Yeah, where are you guys challenged right now, Ron?
Emily, here's where I need, I need you on Speedo.
You know what?
He told me the other day that I am only allowed to come give him a blowjob or have sex with
him between the hours of 8 and 9.30.
No, no, no.
At night?
No, that's not completely true.
Okay, I can't wait for you.
That is ideal, that is like my ideal.
How happy Emily is here.
That'd be my ideal.
What happens is I'm an extreme morning person ideal. So happy, Emily, sir. That'd be my ideal.
What happens is I'm an extreme morning person.
I'm up at five every day.
Morn is up later.
I'm up at 7,730.
What happens though, is around like 10 to midnight, I'm like spent.
I'm finished.
I'm just so tired because I'm doing shit over day, a million miles an hour.
And so I said, listen, it'd be ideal if you came down a little earlier if you want to be with me.
And then after you could go watch your reality TV, because the problem is,
it's she'll watch the reality TV and then come down like 10 or 11 and honestly I'm just done.
And I want to give a good performance.
And I'm gonna be all dead in the saddle.
No, I want to tell this to all guys. And I told this to him earlier.
It doesn't always have to be River Dance, okay?
Right.
Sometimes it's not gonna be some gnarly performance.
Like sometimes we can just do like a matinee that's not like, you know, afternoon sex.
She told me that and we've actually been having a lot more sex. I realize, you know, I
always want to please, right? Like if I'm with a woman, now this is my wife, I want to make
sure that they're like, it's not just me getting pleasure. And so every time it's like
this big performance, right? It's like, it's a lot. It's a lot of pressure. And so every time it was like this big performance, right?
It's a lot of pressure.
And so she told me, hey, it doesn't need to be this every time.
I never have ever put that out there
that it needs to be some huge thing.
I don't know where I picked that up.
I think a lot of men picked that up.
I do, but you're like, yeah, you're like, come in
and you're like, what are you doing?
What was the performance?
Why I just thought that every time
I needed to be this long thing and I'm like,
oh, I'm going down on our kissing and the thing,
not every single time.
I don't want to get lazy, right?
No, well that's not bad too.
Oh, never let you get lazy.
So he said, so the eight to nine, thirty,
it's done, it's happening.
So the eight to, Laurence even looks like,
yes, talk to, so eight to nine, thirty,
how did you react to that?
That almost feels so like me, I'd be like,
oh no, it's H, should I be doing it now?
I don't want to, I'm in the middle of Bravo.
I mean, I don't even know, him I'd be like, oh no, it's H. Should I be doing it now? I don't want to. I'm in the middle of Bravo, but I mean,
I don't even know him and I are so different.
I'm just like, go with the flow.
I love spontaneuity.
Like it was not, I mean, hearing it back,
it's like we can make it a second, but what I was more trying
to get out was that by 10 to midnight, I'm just dead.
And like, I would say, I would say if you want to come down
and be intimate,
like there's obviously a bigger window,
but when you get into,
when you get into the third, yeah.
But when you get into those hours,
I'm just like a corpse.
I'll be booking with his assistant.
Exactly, well, I mean, people, schedule sucks.
All right, guys, we're gonna take a quick break
and we come back more Lauren and Michael.
What's the reason why this came up is because you feel like you hadn't been making time for
sex with the move and the madness?
No, it just, this year, so because we're busy and busy and like what happened for me
is I get up early so that I can have some alone time right from five, because as soon as
9 a.m.
hits, everybody's just flooding me and so I said, okay, I'm going to just this time four hours, I can just knock out all my stuff and be like my time.
And then what happens is because I've shifted my time up, I'm a lot more tired at 9, 10, 11. So I was
like, you know, hopefully we can get together before that. She likes to watch reality TV later and so
what happens is show do all that and come down and I'm just dead. So I'm saying we gotta
shut us think our schedule's a little bit better. So what's the ultimate time for you to have sex Lauren?
I'm not so clinical about it.
Like I said, and that's like, I think that's hard
when you're, it's like yin and yang in a relationship.
I'm more like.
Morning's a good time too.
Morning sex, morning sex is great.
She might be asleep though.
She's thinking over, well I don't wanna have sex
at five in the morning.
No, that's a good time.
You could nobody, but you could come back.
I, well maybe, you know.
Come on down and come.
Come and down and seven when you're, she's getting up.
Yeah.
So here's when I tell couples all the time
and people think this isn't sexy, what do you mean?
If you literally schedule sex like you do everything else
because how many times a week do you think you need it
and you both feel good?
I could have sex every single day.
Oh, I'm good. I could have sex every single day. Oh yeah I could have
sex every day. I'd be fine. But I noticed as I get older it goes up not down. Is that normal for
women? That you want more than less? Yes. It's nothing is not no but I love that by you. No, I think
it changes for every woman. Yeah I could have sex every day. But I think that's because my
leveling would just touch. Probably. I think. So you want to connect with them.
So there's the other thing.
Is it actual sex or is it more like what if he did your,
the woo and gave you a massage and it wasn't,
I mean, you're watching TV.
Well, you're watching TV.
I just want to be touched.
Every second.
I get it.
So.
Hey, loud and clear.
Loud and clear.
OK, I got it.
On a micro-put-a-side touch me.
So yeah, so a few days, maybe you could set the alarm.
There's like two days we're gonna set the alarm earlier.
You're gonna come up at seven.
He's gonna come back up stairs after he does his meditation
or whatever you do in the morning.
And then you know that.
Like on Wednesdays is our day, even if that's too much for you,
but some couples never have sex.
So I'm like, put it on the calendar
and then you said, look, four or two, you know what's happening.
And then maybe on the weekends, it's an afternoon thing,
but I get the eight to nine thing
could be like restricted.
You're like, I'm at 20 moments in my show.
It's almost not.
I see if I could pencil you in.
Yeah.
I mean, I think for us, what's been interesting
is that we work together.
So it's like, at what point do you shut it off?
Like, we'll be home in the kitchen.
And instead of talking about, you know,
maybe things other couples are talking about,
we're talking about work all the time.
Oh, time, how do you laugh?
Our biggest problem right now is syncing,
it's syncing, right?
It's like, and it's,
our schedule is like when we're waking,
when we're sleeping,
also syncing when we're talking business when we're not.
And I think what we should both try to get better at right now,
because a lot of the stuff is presented itself recently
because before,
when it's growing a lot.
Yeah, and so we got to get in with the move. And so now it's deciding, like I'm trying to get into a space now because a lot of the stuff is presented itself recently because before. Right. It's growing a lot.
Yeah.
And so we got to get in with the move.
And so now it's deciding like I'm trying to get into a space where between like 630 and 10
I'm not doing anything with work.
I'm trying to do that.
And I think if we could get on that same page it's going to leave a lot of room for intimacy.
No, I think would be great.
I've heard couples do this who work together and what I always recommend is have a time
and this will definitely be on your role play night Because you're not even working together at that point, but in real life say that when you guys do certain things go to dinner when you're having dinner
You can't talk about work like have limits like we are now at work at dinner on my birthday
I'm gonna fucking milk the shit out of this so bad. I can't I want sexy stranger
I want to go to the restaurant. I want to go to I want to order the wine I want to have and I don't want to
Listen, I'm gonna have such a deep backstory. You're gonna not you're not gonna want to talk about work because you're gonna be trying to figure out who this person is
Exactly. That's what you're gonna do and then I've got this thing for you. Okay, the toy that you're gonna bring
It's called the moxie. Okay, the moxie vibe and it's it hasn't even has it come out yet
It's it's selling it for sales now. Okay, we got a few of them in the office, and it's a wearable, but, so it's, but it's
not like those weird panty vibes they had back in the day.
It's a really strong, powerful vibrato that you put inside your underwear.
Okay.
And then you'd have it on the app.
The remote.
The remote, there'd be a row of them out or the app and you control it, but it's like,
it's the most important thing.
So is this something that I'm going to wear out to the grocery store and he's going
to be controlling it?
And you wear it you are in the world could control it. But is that pretty cool?
Is that what you do or do you also use it when you're having sex?
All the things all the sex but it's more like it your dinner would be fine.
Oh, even though he's your sexy stranger, he might also happen to have the week in act out.
Oh, I might have it inside my thong. Yeah, or oh, it's inside of you.
If you're wearing it, you're no not inside.
It's resting in your underwear.
I'm gonna have to have Emily send me your schedule
so I know when to press the button.
Anyway, I think that would be cool.
So anyway, you love that, to have control over that button.
Yeah, it can happen another time.
And there you get more connection, maybe.
Yeah.
Okay, so I just think we're talking
then about this scheduling yet,
or figuring out what works,
because most couples don't,
and then they get frustrated.
So just knowing that you need more touch and would a massage be okay or would something
else be sufficient?
The one thing we have, well, a few things going, but the one in our relationship is Lauren
and I are both very open talking about sex.
You know, it's like, you want to do this, you want to do this.
Like, we're never, there's never that thing.
I think I'm only a two.
Yeah.
Well, that's a great having these conversations because a lot of my friends, they get in
these relationships and then there's a partner that's maybe shy
about talking about him and saying what they want.
So like we can have a very open dialogue
with each other about that.
It's just more like syncing it on the same page.
Like maybe one down my hand when I talk about sex
is like I'm talking about work and then the other way.
So we just got to get same page.
So maybe that's what you guys do.
You're like this is get maybe when you go to dinner
you talk about sex.
I have some great things for you guys.
If you guys ever done a yes, no, maybe list.
No. Okay, so I'm gonna send this to you too. Yes, no, maybe this is a really dinner you talk about sex. I have some great things for you guys. If you guys ever done a yes, no, maybe list. No.
Okay, so I'm gonna send this to you too.
Yes, no, maybe list is a really cool thing that you do.
And we have it on our site, if you guys can download it.
It essentially has all the sex things
that you could ever imagine.
Like, are you into spanking?
Yes, no, maybe.
Are you into cosplay?
Yes, no, maybe.
Are you into vibrators?
Yes, no, maybe.
Are you into bonded, yes, no, maybe. And then into vibrators, yes, no, maybe. Are you into bonded, yes, no, maybe.
And then you guys each fill out the form,
and then you compare.
I didn't know you'd be into dirty talk.
I didn't know you, that's a maybe.
Well, let's explore that together.
Because I think that we get,
and especially you guys have been together for so long,
we get limited in what we don't even know what's on the menu.
It's true.
To having sex the same way.
So if you make this like a project,
like, oh, I didn't know we both want to have sex outdoors.
How do we make that happen?
That is going to be a no on your list.
He is not into the sex out of our life.
I think it would depend where the outdoors were.
There's a lot of other things on the way.
We've had sex in the car,
but you're not like having sex on La Siena Garza.
Well, I don't, I would, yeah, there's certain locations.
I think we'd have to define the locations.
Okay, well, you, right, but whatever it is,
you don't want to know what's on your menu.
I like this idea.
I like this idea.
And so it just kind of presents because with the reason why so many couples get into a
rut and get bored and have mismatch libidos and the scheduling is because everything's
going to get boring after a while, right?
Like at the same food every day, same things every day.
And so, and people just, no missionary, doggie style and what time we're having it. But if you've other, it'll become like a new, I promise you, when couples
get into this, it's like a new passion. It's like your new hobby, your sex life can become
another area of self improvement.
I love it.
So why we have you here, and we have Taylor. Taylor needs some tips. He's your producer.
Yes. Taylor specifically describe what the tip is now that you have you have Emily here
You have access to the best describe your I don't want to call it a problem
No, it was a problem was a problem
But still it's I think it is relevant to talk so it's something that realistically if you do the research
It's there and I had heard of edging for a long time and just for everybody listen. It is called edging
Yes, and the stop start method.
Yeah, it's the, it works.
Why don't you just tell us your problem
so that Emily can actually tell you what's going on?
I had rampant premature ejaculation.
Okay.
Very bad.
I'm in a whole life.
How old are you?
I am 32.
Okay, and so like since you were like since you first had sex.
Yeah, I mean, to be honest, it was,
I would say it kind of came to fruition
after I had a catheter put in.
That's when I think it came from.
Okay.
But do you have like, because of a medical condition?
Yes, I think it was like a sex thing.
No, no, it was not a sex thing.
No, no, no, fuck no.
You're not like a sexiness thing, okay.
Yeah, yeah, no, definitely.
I know there's a thing called sounding that we heard learned from.
No, no, I trust me.
Nothing's going down there. That was so the more the no, I trust me, nothing's going down there. That was so, the more the most painful experience.
So, like,
actually something did go down there.
Yeah, well, for the catheter, yes.
But I think it was because of that.
So, then it was really bad.
I mean, so bad that one point that there was this time,
this was years ago.
But this also had to do with,
I think it was drinking a lot at this time.
And the, it was like a summer,
I was in Rhode Island and there was a lot of,
just again, a lot of drinking during that summer.
We don't need your whole life story.
Let's just get to the edge of here.
I put a condom on and immediately,
it was like I felt like I was getting a BJ
and I just bust in the condom and I hadn't even,
there was no penetration, it was embarrassing.
Okay.
So, and then there's a lot of them like,
okay, here we go and then like literally like right
when it's certain happens, it just, you know,
it's same thing, it ends right then and there,
it's embarrassing. So yeah, I had it for a while, but the edging
definitely helped. So that okay, so that helped you. And now the thing about edging is so
that's when you basically when you're masturbating, you practice and you masturbate into it. So
it's essentially to get ejaculation control, ejaculatory control. So you know when you're
about to go over, when you're about to ejaculate, you slow down again, right? Yes.
Are you edged? Absolutely. And then you keep about to jack late, you slow down again, right? Is that where you edge? Absolutely.
And then you keep doing it and you would do it a few times
during a session and then you were able to build up to
the point where you last longer a bed now.
Yeah, because I would say the easiest way for now is now
that or prior to this, when the urge to technically
ejaculate or shoot the load out,
it was the first part.
You could have just said the first one.
There was no way to kind of combat that.
It was like once it's coming, it's coming.
Right.
But now, once I feel that the urge,
it's very easy for me to resist it.
It's amazing.
So I did it for, I wanna say I did it for a month or two.
Okay.
And like every day,
because I feel like it's a practice
and some men don't have that, they won't stick with it. Oh yeah, absolutely. I think it's not the first time you had to do it for a month or two. Okay. And every day, because I feel like it's a practice and some men don't have that,
they won't stick with it.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
You're not in the first time you had to do it
for a month or so.
My thoughts, do you over edge?
Only for pleasure.
What do you mean?
Does it make sense?
No.
Sometimes it's good, it's like pleasurable.
So you can, you know it's coming and then you can stop
and then you can keep going.
Yeah.
It's like delaying orgasm, delaying marriage,
delaying all the things.
If you delay, do you do it during sex
or alone or both?
Both, but if you delay during sex
and it makes the end result more pleasurable.
Yeah, when you delay, even when you delay your orgasm,
like even for women, we can edge.
So we're about to get there and then we breathe,
we bring the orgasm back down and then you bring it back up
and then your orgasm become more intense.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yes, I'm multi orgasmic.
Like, I can have so many orgasms when I have sex.
So every time.
Every time.
Every time.
Internal, external, everything.
That's amazing.
Before we went that way.
Yeah, ever since I was, yeah, ever since I started having sex.
Uh, yeah.
Every time.
No matter which way.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have to do certain positions to do positions on top
I mean who like what girls I feel like that's like every single person
Doggy style with a vibrator with a vibe. Yeah, I mean anything with a vibrator works. Yeah anything with a vibe
We talked about this all the time that girls men and women should be competent bringing vibrators.
Absolutely.
Just don't even ever say, I answer that question a lot.
How do I, what do I do to get the,
wait, why don't I finish up with Taylor real quick?
Sorry, sorry, I was so much.
I'm like 16 hours.
No, but it's fucking great with Taylor.
So here's the thing.
Did you, so right now, because we're a lot of men,
they do it for a month and they don't stick with it.
So now, how many months has it been?
It's been a while and it's definitely yeah, I don't I don't have any more
It's not something that I of course now I like Michael is saying it definitely it enhances the end result for it
So now it's more or less I just unintentionally edge because that I do think it that it makes the heightened sense towards the end
There but I'm not technically going through where I'm going,
okay, listen, you're supposed to go and then repeatedly do it
and then kind of wait and then it says,
you know, maybe like at the fourth day or so,
you're able to like release.
I'm really bad at you.
How long is sex with Taylor now?
Honestly, I could make it last as long as needed.
And that's the honest truth.
That is so inspiring to me.
But with, but again, with, with the notebook.
And you have to take little pauses in it,
but like for instance, a 20 second pause
can give me easily like another five minutes of go time.
That's a thing, learning to pause and not freak out.
Like oh my god, I'm gonna come,
but you've learned that so many things.
Exactly, yeah, you don't wanna get past that point
and overturn, because then you're just fucked.
Exactly, well I'm really impressed,
because most people guys can't stick with it
or they do it for a week, so it's edging.
And we have a lot of stuff on our site,
we have a blog, how to less longer in bed.
Another one is,
ProMesson, you don't need this,
but it's the only FDA-approved treatment
for premature ejaculation.
So if that comes up,
it's a quickly absorbing delay spray
that doesn't transfer to your partner.
You know what's interesting?
Is I 100% have tried that.
Oh, okay.
It's comes in a little, like a black spray too,
with like a white top.
Yeah.
I've tried that.
Yes, again, it worked, but I don't like the feeling of it
because it, I don't want to say, it's weird
because it definitely works.
But again, I don't want to have to go and put something
on every time before that.
And that's like the main thing, yeah, exactly.
I'm just proud of you.
That's good work.
I'm just telling you from all the men out here,
from like, that was in the men,
they just, they don't want to do the work.
Let's give yourself a round of applause.
Yeah, you can, you can, you can,
it's so bad of a round of applause.
I think that's inspiring.
It really is work because you have to realize
you have to kind of unlearn because of course,
like when you're pleasureing yourself
or you're, you know, you're having an intercourse,
that the orgasm is so enticing.
Like you want it.
And when it's like right there, it's hard to go,
I'm now going to delay this.
And once you can kind of condition yourself to
realize that once that feeling starts to calm, or not, of course, like literally and figuratively,
you have to resist it. And it doesn't, and it's made sex more pleasurable and all good.
Taylor, I have a really good idea for you. You should release a sex tape called on the edge with
Taylor. Please don't.
There you go.
There you go.
Everyone's gonna want to see it now.
But I'm telling you that's a yeah.
And most of our sex problems are in our head.
Like there are learned behaviors that don't service anymore.
We're gonna unlearn them.
Okay, that was good tale.
Like that's inspiring.
It was or anything else Lauren that you've been feeling
like or Michael that you're like, you know what?
Yeah, I'm like, I'm gonna be honest with you. Like, yeah Michael, what's going on? So anything like that you,'ve been feeling like or Michael that you're like, you know, I yeah I'm like the honest like yeah, Michael
What's going on?
Anything like that you because I feel like we whenever we're together we've gotten into yeah Michael
We talked no I'm pretty satisfied. I've been pretty turned on by my wife lately. I'm not pretty
I mean I'm fired up all the time last night
She was a little bit tipsy bit the balls and it wasn't in a good biting kind of way
You know you're biting him or was like a tasting no she didn't know Did you know that you were biting him? I was like, a tasting. Oh, no, I was in a tasting.
No, she didn't know.
I don't think she knew which planet,
but she was on last night.
That's it.
You look great, you feel like you're on it.
You know what she, she was a little tipsy
and she thought she was being super sexy
and then she bit me and then like,
she almost flipped off the bed.
And I was like, well,
the problem is I had three margaritas
and then I took, I had a little CBD mint,
which by the way, wasn't too strong.
You were freaking out.
Would it be the antihist here, just CBD?
Little hint of tea.
Oh, those little 2.5 minutes.
Yeah, I told her though.
I said the edible will hit you different
than the tree.
You found combination.
Why use that combination for me?
But I think she had the spins.
I was a grape.
She had the spins of her.
She was just waiting that far, that she just bit
on your dick so she wouldn't roll off the back.
She was going like this, like Bob and like a boxer. I was holding roll off the back. She was gonna like this. Bob and the boxer.
I was holding on to the back.
I feel like you guys are okay, so you're good.
We're pretty good.
I think that the more attached the better is the summary.
The more sexy stranger.
The more sexist-fanger.
We need to try the moxie.
I'll tell you when we travel.
I'll kiss you.
You could kiss a little more.
You know what?
I have actually a public service.
Oh no.
All men need to kiss a little bit more.
I think every single man gets so fucking lazy
with the kissing.
You know what?
You need to kiss a little bit more.
Let's talk about that.
I think it's the first thing that goes
in long-term relationships.
Ooh.
Uh oh.
Because they just think I'm gonna get right into the sex,
we have a lot of time.
You're gonna lose the place.
You're gonna lose the place.
You're gonna lose the place.
You're gonna lose the place.
You're gonna lose the place.
You're gonna lose the place.
You're gonna lose the place. You're gonna lose the place. You're gonna lose the place. You're gonna lose the place. You're gonna lose the place. I was coming on and you only have your windows closing and you don't kiss. So kissing is the thing and it's so intimate
and that's also when people worry about their partners
on that turdon, he just wants to stick it in.
For women that arouses us, kissing, tongue,
and fingers are the three things that bring women to orgasm.
You could work a little bit on that.
Kissing.
Kissing.
Making out more.
Taylor, I hope you're taking detailed notes
of what I need to do.
Kissed Robin Nipple.
Yeah, like a good play.
Yeah, it's not just like- I don't have a problem with the poop like that.
So I just like turn me over and like stick it in.
Well, see, I got new implant.
Yeah, let's talk about that.
And that, honestly, that, this sounds weird,
but that was like a fun element of our sex life,
like getting new implants because I had the same ones for 10 years,
and it was like getting a new pair of tips.
Yeah, right.
Like when I took the bandage off
and they were still like bloody and everything,
he like popped the biggest.
It was like we got a new pair of.
But we got a new pair, right?
Look at this babe, we've had the same pair, right?
And the doctor that did them, like,
I'll show you them before you go.
Yes, please, he did such a good job.
He's one of those guys that just write a handwritten note.
Thank you so much, Dr. Barry.
Yeah, it's, I'm very, very, very,
and I'm really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, I felt that ripple with silicone now. They feel more like a real tit. I think technology's come a long way in ten years.
Yeah, it's come a long way.
And you feel good about it.
I feel great. The scar is the most...
I mean, you do even see the scar. You can see the scar.
He did such a good job with just going...
Like, if this was my nipple, he just went like...
I mean, regardless, the other ones had to come out.
Right, because it...
He had to.
Yeah, they had to.
And I'm going to get them framed for Michael, my 10-year-old old one.
Yeah, they're in the process of being framed on like a leopard, no like a leather snake skin.
I saw you doing an Instagram video the other day and Weston was in your office playing
with them.
Oh, that's my, Weston.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
I sure everything.
Oh, speaking of Weston, speaking of Weston, we need to talk about your freshies too.
So we, we, so we've just had fun with this wheel brand and say, okay, like what would
be, like what
do people really want to need?
Not just in the bedroom, but around acts in the bedroom, right?
And there's everybody's dating.
They're dating quickly.
They're meeting online.
They're meeting, you know, people are meeting while they're out through these apps.
And we're saying, you know, not everybody is going to feel comfortable running home and
jumping into the shower.
And you might be out and, you out and things get a little funky.
And so we thought let's have these before and after sex
wife.
So I mean, really, that's what they are.
They're the freshies.
And it's to get you ready for the bedroom
or to maybe clean up after the bedroom.
If we needed it both ways.
And hygiene is one of the biggest people.
I was like, my quichabrigas turn off and they say,
hygiene.
And so we guys, when you do, you gotta go to the bed.
I always like, if I'm gonna do something sexual,
I'd go into the bathroom when I wipe up.
So, and I just love the, I love your design.
I love the match six-pop that you open up.
Yeah, the old cigarette box.
That's pretty doubt.
Have they sent you them yet?
No, we don't have yet.
We don't have that.
One box is like, you can't keep them.
I'm like, ah, these are amazing.
Like, what does it say?
The things, the little things on the outside of the box?
Well, there's some that.
It's so clever. The quickie say like rip my top off,
like quickly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Play with my nipples.
It should say play with my nipples.
There's a, there's a few,
there's a few that's the packaging.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You guys need a reminder,
friends can think out, play with the nipples.
Make out play with my nipples.
Don't you feel like Lauren that we were told
that men are obsessed with breasts
and then after a while, like you're with someone
and they they skip your mouth,
they skip your boobs and they're sticking in and you're just like,
I know, I will say, Lord, I never skip the boobs.
I don't.
I don't.
You don't?
I've got four boobs to play with, if you'd like.
Yeah, but you play with my boobs for your own pleasure,
not for my pleasure.
Well, that's another fact.
Oh, that's what it says.
I'm about to wrap this.
Okay, this is what I love.
Get dirty, get clean, repeat, whoom or play,
and they're just so cute, and on the back, what does it say? There's like funny on the back. There's different repeat, room or play. And they're just so cute and on the back.
What does it say?
There's like funny on the back.
There's different ones, let me see.
Okay, sure.
Where's the funny part, but it is funny.
I mean, this is part of the fun.
Wasn't it say like, uh, find me?
Anyway, I love them.
I'm excited.
I think on the instructions it said,
if you have to ask, you don't have a vagina.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, exactly.
I love it.
The whole thing.
It says, yeah. I love it. The whole thing.
It's as good as you suppose, or good.
I think we've got some good stuff.
We've got some good things for your relationship right now.
Then I'm just going to ask you if I hear by would you
rather questions?
Yeah, go.
Okay, ready?
I guess I'll just go back and forth.
Are you guys going to need to answer this?
Would you rather your partner found oral sex disgusting
or was obsessed with anal sex?
For me, I have nothing against anyone who wants
to do anal sex, but I don't want,
for me, like, it's not my thing, okay.
I would be devastated if you found oral disgusting,
so I'd have to go the other way,
but I'm not super into anal sex.
I mean, it's fine, I was, you know,
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Done there, been there, but,
you were like oral.
Yeah, I mean, I think both ways, but both, you know.
Okay.
Would you rather have drunk sex or stone sex?
Well, if it involves biting my balls.
I would rather have stone sex.
Okay.
Same.
Would you rather have sex, doggy style, all your life,
or missionary style, all your life?
Doggy style.
Doggy.
Would you rather have sex with just your entire family watching
or with your entire neighborhood watching?
My entire neighborhood.
Wait, would the entire neighborhood also include the family?
Or just the neighborhood?
Yeah, I pick.
But what I'm saying is would my family be in the neighborhood?
No, hopefully no.
Yeah, what?
I would probably have the neighborhood.
I don't want my family watching.
That's weird.
I doubt that would be weird.
Okay, guys, Lauren and Michael, you're awesome.
We're gonna put part two on our podcast.
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