Sex With Emily - Unfiltered & Frisky with Brandi Glanville

Episode Date: May 2, 2015

On today’s show, Emily welcomes fellow podcaster, television personality, and best-selling author Brandi Glanville. Together, the two get in depth and personal about social media’s influence on the dating world, cell phone etiquette, the correct way to approach a threesome, and of course, SEX! What does it mean if your partner is too secretive with his/her phone? Do romance and mystery still exist in this share-crazy world?  What do you do if you want to have a threesome? What is a “micro-relationship?”  Emily and Brandi tackle these issues and share stories about how phones, sex toys, and the internet have given them problems in the past.From the vaginal rejuvenation, to the dangers of snooping, to the intricacies of dating in a big city, there is nothing these two ladies won’t talk about. Don’t miss this unfiltered episode of Sex With Emily! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Look into his eyes They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex Eyes that mark our secret institutions Betrubized they call them in a bygone way. Hey, Emily You got a boyfriend because my man he here. He just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute The girls got a hair stand. Oh my the women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean, like laundry?

It's shrink? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I'm off here. So, girl, being bad feels pretty good. You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. Hey everyone, thanks for listening to Sex with Emily. On today's show, I have guest Brandy Glanville, best known from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Her podcast Brandy Glanville unfiltered, her best selling books, and her outspoken opinions on everything to do with sex dating, drinking, tweeting, nothing is off limits on the show and we're going to get into some sex. Okay, let's just talk about that, right? That's right. It's going to be awesome. I'm so glad you're here. Thanks everyone for listening, but first, a word about your balls.

Okay, it's getting hot out. It's getting hotter. Summer's coming, especially here in Los Angeles and I need to talk to you about this because a lot of guys, Brandon, you know, feel free to join me here. Okay.. So I don't take care of themselves. No, they don't and you go down there Man's gaping is important. Right and you're like I'm gonna go down you in their site like blow jobs Are there favorite thing in the universe? Maybe next to see the role and sometimes men just don't take the use Tell them power maybe they think it's all messy Saltyness going on exactly. I'm gonna gag. Well, I made a product called down under comfort

It's from Emily and Tony. And it is a cream to a powder formula. So you put it on. It doesn't get messy. And anywhere you sweat, it's for women too. Breasts, lower breasts. Do I give you one when I was on your show? I have some for you.

I'm sorry. Lower back, breast, anywhere you sweat. It's a light natural formula. And you know, like guys think like I shower this morning. I'm totally fine. Guess what? You're not. She's gonna go down and she's going to come right back up.

So men's how to vote this, the number one product you didn't know you needed. So down under comfort, Emily and Tony.com. Oh, and check this out. Until May 6th, you get a free down under comfort with any Monajotwa candle purchase using the code comfort. That's Emily and Tony dot com. Is that comfort CUMFORT? Yep. And I have a bottle. Is that comfort CUM FORT?

Yep, and I have a bottle of it. Is it really? Yeah, I love that. Right, like, do you see dot under comfort? Yeah. So is it not COM? I'm saying com for it. Oh, no.

But that would be better, but then dirty. I'm sorry. Because I'm saying you're smarter than I am. No, no, no, no. You're smarter than you are for me, because for sure. But the problem with the line is we wanted to make a line that was like, because OK, it all started because my partner is in skincare business he has a skin care link called Anthony's for men it's a skin care so we wanted

to make something we had a meeting I didn't see him in 20 years old friend and I was like you know I have this thing about Lou right and I'm like there should be a free and Lou on every night stand because there's such a stigma with Lou I don't care if she's you know wet already women it's your sex it really makes such a stigma with Loub. I don't care if she's, you know, wet already, women. It's your sex better. It doesn't. It really makes such a difference, especially at right after your period, you know, you take out a tampon and you're super dry. Right. Loub's great. Loub is great. And also, even if you're already wet, like it makes it even do you see her a better. And so I was like, but people are like, oh, better get out the Loub. There's a problem. She's

dry. Just comfort. Like it's a problem. And guys like, I'm not turning around people are like, oh, better get out the Louvre. There's a problem. She's dry. Just comfort. Like, it's a problem. And guys, like, I'm not turning around. F that put it for you. I'm like, every, so I said, we should have one. And we made a Louvre. And then we also made this down on a comfort.

And that's how it all started. And you hadn't seen them in 20 years. It's like, God, my balls are sweaty. And you said, let's do this. Yeah. Exactly. We were talking about sacks. I was talking about Louvre.

And then he's like, oh, but we should make a ball thing too. And then the candles, which I think I gave you last time. I just heard the candles, yes. And I brought you some more. And I brought you something else, which we'll talk about. But Brandy, so good to see you because I loved being on your show last time. It was very fun. Brandy, Glanville, unfiltered at Podcast One,

is where we do it. And I was laughing so hard because I swear to God, I think I was here for maybe 30 seconds and we got into like, my readers and what toys do you do? And like, this is gonna be a freaking good time. I feel like we're like kindergarten spirits in the way. So I want to tell you, you asked, well, Alexa over here, and podcast one asked me, she's like,

what is that, that's so cool. So this is my necklace, and I just, I just like, look at the bullet. I'm like a long, skinny bullet. However, listen. It's a vibrator. It's a vibrator, are you? It's a really powerful vibrator.

You know what, you could use that while you're driving. You know sometimes you're on the freeway, and you're just like this sitting in traffic, and you don't, you could just take your necklace off of it. I'd rather than use your hand. Totally. I gave it to my friend, she's like, I use it seven times a day. I'm like, do you do a job?

Like what? But it's pretty, because even a lot of people are like, I love your necklace. It is really pretty. So it's by Crave and I've watched you one. Oh, yay! And here's the cool thing Alexa is like I love your necklace. It's really pretty. So it's by Crave and I brought you one Oh, hey, here's the cool thing is that you charge it You'll see USB you on I'll show you later Yeah, totally

Clugs in will show you after but anyway, I thought you'd like it because my I love vibrators and it's by Crave I know I see right which one I have the pink one that's not pink bullet one It's like long and you can use I have I have quite a few I have the pink one, the hot pink bullet one. It's like long and you can use, I have quite a few. I have the magic one, which everyone is like, want, want. But I got the cordless one so I can travel with it. You already got the cordless one? Yeah, they just came out with it. I got it at a Brookstone a long time ago.

Oh, okay. It's not an actual long one, right? It's the same thing, but it's from the best. It's best, right? It's like the orgasmic machine. It's like 30 seconds and you're done. Don't and done, you're like 30 seconds, and now I'm out the door.

This is great, but you just gotta keep your window thinnig for this necklace. So you're not gonna see me doing this people in my car, but I might be doing it. You might be doing it. So enjoy that, because I thought you'd like it. And I'm here with Menace. Hello.

How you doing, Menace? It's so good to see you. I haven't seen you in a while. I know, it's been like ages. I don't even know where we were last time. What were we doing? When did I see you here? Well, who were you guys knowing? Oh, so Menace? Oh, fuck yeah. I don't even know where we were last time. What were we're doing? When did I see you here? I don't know. Oh, so men is fucking yeah. I know right. We've been doing the show together. What?

10 years now? Yeah. So men is and I met. I know right. We still sort of like each other. I was on free FM radio station in San Francisco and he was my board engineer and one of our funniest shows I thought was when you got waxed because I was like I was like can men take the pain as much as women and then my friend Lily here having me and Sam was going to time and she filmed it which we should release that. YouTube got a YouTube station. I dare I know. It is on there. It has like eight million views because it's in the 10 years. So that's awesome. Yeah long story short she moved here to LA and then I got a radio job here in LA, and now. And they call you Menace,

because Dennis Menace, because your knock shit over? No, from Long Story Short, from 2Pock. I've been doing radio like 18 years. I love 2Pock. Yeah, I love it. I love it. I loved 2Pock. Yeah, I know.

So Menace is here, and what would we just go? No, we're just catching up and see what we're doing. I was, I don't know, I think I was just leaving for Vegas, so I went to Vegas like two weeks ago. Are you high right now? No, I'm not high. I went to morning radio, so I'm extremely exhausted. I'm trying to stay away. I'm trying to stay away. Don't worry about it. So, what, like two weeks ago, I went to to Vegas with a coworker, his wife's birthday, and she loves Britney Spears. So we take her to the Britney Spears show and we hook it up so she she loves Britney Spears. So we take her to the Britney Spears show

and we hook it up so she can meet Britney Spears. So that happened, right? But across the street, like the very next day, S.J.P. was doing like some pop-up shop. Like in the middle of the mall. Sarah Jessica Parker. She's popping up, or does she have a clutter? She has her own shoes.

I don't know. You could totally see your agent being like been 10 years. Like, do something you know for shoes, right? Yeah, so she had like this pop-up shop and she was like walking around in the pop-up shop just like talking to everybody She was super effing cool, right? I'm sure I love her. The coolest. Yeah, and she was like helping people She was like boxing up all the shoes and stuff like that. It was pretty crazy Like I cannot say anything bad about her ever again because she was.

What do you mean ever again? Were you trashing her before? Of course, because I just wanted to try. Oh, you hate that. I hate that. I never do, didn't you don't get it? Yeah, they get it. No, I thought everything was like,

she was put up so high on a pedestal by everybody. I was like, why does everyone like this? Of course, that's not true. I am. Like everyone's drinking the Kool-Aid, but then when I met her, she was like incredibly cool. So, I mean, she just turned 50.

She looks amazing. That is something to spend. I was like, thank God, someone had to do it before me. I was happy that she looked so good. You look awesome. Oh, thank you, bro. I mean, dude, your legs, I mean,

how does it even, really, goes on and on on? My legs are like hypnotic. Really, right? Brandy. Brandy and I were standing next to each other for a couple of hours, not too long ago. Oh, sure. She remembers what happened.

When you pinch your butt? No, it was the Dave Gold show. Oh, were you backstage with me? I, well, I walked back there when I was tired. Okay. But I was saying I see the whole, the entire show. Oh, during the concert. Yeah, during the concert.

Oh, until my boyfriend got us kicked out. Yeah. How did you get your kids out? He got a little drunk and he tripped and then the guy's like, you're out of here. Oh my god. Yeah. And it was Dave's birthday and he had invited us that's like at randomly a housewife fan and invited us who my boyfriend loves Dave and I was like, yeah, that's fine. Right. And then we got kicked out. You know, we like hears it Uber and I'm going to the party. No, I wanted to be but he was to do drugs. You're dating someone now, right? And then we got kicked out. We like hears Uber and I'm one of the party. No, I wanted to be, but he was too drunk.

Is that the same guy? Well, as a guy, you're dating someone now, right? The guy last night, we don't know for a boyfriend and girlfriend anymore. I told the guest right in my life, right? No. It's always back and forth. My part is stuck in his garage.

He's holding it hostage. So I have to talk to him. Oh, because he wants to see you. Well, I left it. I have to go to that. I have to go to that. Guys think girls, oh, you left it airing because you want to sleep with me again. Well, I lost it. I can move. I can't. I've heard you guys do that. The guys think girls, oh, you left it earring because you want to sleep with me again.

Please, forget that. I can hear you. Damn. Well, it'll work because you need your car. I don't make it to earring. I've been ubering all morning. Yeah. I know, uber's the bus, though.

Tell me about it. Yeah, but long story short, it was like a one-in-a-life-time show. Oh, it was amazing. Yeah, and like every single guest you can think of came out. David Lee was in David Lee Rock, that was kind was amazing. Yeah. Every single guess you can think of came out. David was in David David. David. David. David. That was kind of awesome. Yeah. Slash. Like it was crazy. Yeah. It was an instant show. I don't do that much. I'm now okay. But I saw you just recently you're like on private jets going doing stuff. Yeah. I went to the podcast awards. I hosted it with Chris Jericho.

When was that? Because I you and I didn't even know no one tells me anything I know I know Yes, it was two weeks ago. I'm like I didn't know no they didn't tell you are nominated you weren't I read your name Well, thank you when I didn't win. I was nominated. It's cool. It's really fun when you don't win You're like in my name. Oh and you won and I know who the hell you are But still I gotta make it I'm like I've never been nominated for an award in my life and no one told well I'm sorry you didn't know, but people love your podcast. Brandy, Glanfield, on filter.

But the other thing was speaking of whatever flying around, I was at the, I've been gone for a month. I was at the sexual health expo this weekend in Phoenix. Remember, in Espasto, so we did this expo here in Los Angeles a few months ago, and it was like, we, so there's not, I do a lot of conferences, and usually it's like B to B, like I go and look at all the sex toys and it's everyone speaking

to each other. So we thought let's do an expo that's open to the public where people can come and like learn about how to have a threesome, how to talk dirty or how to communicate with your partner plus a bunch of sex toys around. So we did it, repeated it in Scottsdale. And it was so fun.

It was like all the leading sex experts were there and stuff. And I have to tell you that my friends from Sibian, you know, it's Sibian. Okay. Do you know what a Sibian is? No, I've no idea. Okay. So do you remember like Howard Stern used to have porn stars on the show and they'd have orgasms.

And they were like riding this machine. Okay. It looks like a mechanical ball. It looks like a mechanical ball. They sent me one. They've only given three, they're like $1500. They've given it to three people. They just sent me one. It has like a hundred attachments they're like $1500, they've given it to three people. They just sent me one, has like a hundred catchments,

like literally I never need to leave the house or have a boyfriend. Ever. Well, I already feel that way because my entire house is sex toys, but yeah, I got a Sivian. And the thing about the Sivian is that that's so cool because I met the founder, like her dad invented it, which is how funny, like my dad invented a Sivian.

Like, my dad's Dennis, my dad created the most powerful sex toy in the planet. But it's interesting because couples can buy it and use it together and women. Okay, so here's a thing, orgasms, which is my favorite topic. So I personally, I don't know about you with orgasms, but I was not easily orgasmic growing up. I wasn't riding a bike when I was seven and had an orgasm.

Not at seven, no. Do you able to orgasm when you start having sex? Yeah, in the beginning it was mostly from oral. You know, and it took a while until it was from, you know, what do you call it? Intercourse, yeah. In and out. For my rock going in.

If in penetration, yes. That took a little while, but I've been very blessed in that area. Yes. That's good. And the main G spot too. Yeah, good, good. So this isn't for you, but a lot of women like myself. No, I don't. blessed in that area. Yes. That's good. And then then G-spot too. Yeah.

Good, good. So this isn't for you, but a lot of women like myself. No, I'll do it. I'll do it. I'm going to try everything. No, but like, so a lot of women get stuck. They're like, I could only have a clearer arasum. I can only do it this way.

And our sex is so expansive. Like, there's so much, you can constantly get better and you can learn more. And so, I actually had to train myself because G spot again did not come to me. I had to use toys and figure it out. But the thing about the sipping is you can train with your partner like it's hot. He's watching you on it.

And then couples, they did a study. They had a sipping in for 30 days. And then they left and then they had sex together. And the women were 30 out of 30. We're able to like orgasm with the partner for the first time ever. Are you kidding? No, is that amazing? I'm shocked that a man came up with it.

I don't know. No, he's like 90. When I was in sex graduate school for sex, he came to speak and I was like, oh my god, you made this to me. He's like 90 and whatever. Crazy family. I know. And then I met his daughter and the whole thing.

So it was a fun show. Just wanted to tell you that. I get to change a lot of lives. I know. There's a lot of women that are afraid to even talk about the fact that they can't orgasm. There's orgasm shamed. Right. In a way.

And it takes, I mean, some of my friends and I will sit around and talk about it. And it felt bad for them. I want to help them. I know. And I tell them like, use toys, masks, do whatever. Because a lot of women's bodies, just the way your body is, too,

because we're all different. Like, Vaginas, a million of G spots in different ways. My friend just said a baby. She's like, I lost my G different. Like, a giant is a million of G spots in different ways. My friend just said a baby, she's like, I lost my G spot, like, I don't know where it went. It moved, can't find it. It's coming back don't worry. I know, as I told her. I'm like, doctors say six weeks,

it could take like a year to your comfortable. You know, you have kids. And so, yeah, I think it's a good investment. I'm just saying couple of shabbyes. So the point is that, yeah, I gave you the keynote speech, and that was a good time. One more thing I have to say is that masturbation month is coming up in May.

Oh, good. I feel like it's every day, but I'm hosting a workshop at the Hustler store. Well, girls too, don't get yourself. Girls too, just as much as girls. Oh, yeah, dude, I do it all. I do it like, because I work at home sometimes, I'm like stress reliever.

I'm like, oh, today's a really good time to go in my room and I have an orgasm or six, because I have so many vibrate. And it's part of my job. Yeah, and you try out vibrate. I have a lot of it. Like I literally do. They're like, have you, like my sister?

It's my research. Try the wee vibe. I'm like, I gotta try the wee vibe this week. The one that comes in the box, the one that's a circle, I think you gave it to me. I don't know who gave it to me, but I cannot fucking figure it out to save my life. Dude, did I vote it?

I'll give you another one. I still have it. It's a circle. It's a circle. It's? I'll give you another one. I still have it. I just circle. It's a circle. It's a circle. It's a ball. And it separates what you have to charge it on this little charger.

Oh, is it the revel body? Yeah. What the fuck is that? Wait, I didn't give you that, but can I tell you? Okay, that's so funny you bring it up. The revel body. How long ago did you get it? Because they did it.

I thought somebody gave it to me here with a podcast. Okay, so the revel body is so cool because it's a new vibrator, but they had two renders. Because the first one, I was like, I don't get it. So maybe you don't want one. Okay, we're going to get you a new one. But the reason why it's different is because most vibrators like vibrator,

it uses sonic hair technology, like the toothbrush. And it has those little tops, right? Like an orange, do you see those little orange tops? And it actually sucks. If you put it in water, like you're in the tub, it sucks your clitoris. I get, it'll suck it. Like in this, with the, with the, with the, with the, all right. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited.

I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I sex choice. I was plagued by trying to figure that out for a full week. And even my boyfriend, we're like, what the hell do we use this?

Well, we'll talk about this. It's quite purple. No, okay, so that's the old one. Now it's orange. I'm going to get you one, because we write this down, Madison, because they're obsessed with me reviewing it. Anyway, I'm teaching a masturbation workshop, Hustler stores May 15th, 7 to 9 PM.

And I'm going to be toying the latest and greatest toys, masturbation tips, and champagne. You should come. It's 7 to 9 p.m. And I'm gonna be toying the latest and greatest toys, master relationships, and champagne, you should come. It's gonna be fun. Have you been to the hustle and I'm coming more ways than why? Exactly, it's gonna be a good time. So how can people RSVP, it's such a confusing, okay, it's H-H-R-S-V-P at lfp.com.

That's fucking amazing. Nice. Or just email me feedback at sex. Do you hear that Gwyneth Paltrow bought the building, the hustler building? So they're gonna move it? Yeah, Glyn Building. Yeah, so they're gonna move it, they're gonna move it on Hollywood somewhere.

What are you gonna do? She's building, what? No, no, she's building like some private club there for in New York. Her for rich famous people. Do you just like five thousand people? It's not that. It's not that. rich famous people. Dude, there's like 5,000 It's not that. It's not that. It's not that.

It's not that. It's not that. It's not that. Yeah, yeah, but no, I don't think it's that expensive. Like it's $3,000 to join and then the monthly is like that. Why do we need another so? Okay. We have so-ho houses right there.

I know, but it's this one's like from Europe and so she's bringing it to the United States. She moves Europe. No, but she thinks she is and then she gets the accent and the whole thing. That's okay, I did not know that, good to know. But it's happening next year or something like that. Okay, I knew that they were moving, but have you been to the House of Halloween? Yeah, I think my Halloween costumes are, because I like to slut out on Halloween.

Who does? Right? It's our one day, now that we're not sluddy other times, but you do get a pass. Which is awesome, and so that would be fun. And so Brandy, like I was saying, I had a blast in your podcast, which was so fun. And I just love, I love that you're so open about about who you are in your sexuality and you're dating and you're so brave, your

books, drinking and tweeting and other Brandi blunders. Plus New York Times best sellers, BTW, congrats on that. Thank you very much. Brandy brand and then drinking and dating PS, social media is ruining romance. It is. It is. Absolutely. Like I completely related because I could, you had a quote in there and you're like, you said something like that the guys,

they, this happens to me all the time. You're like, oh, no, I don't listen to your show. No, I don't, I don't, Twitter, I'm on Twitter. And then they're like, ooh, they read my tweets. Like, oh, so last night you wrote a museum with so what they say, he was somebody took a screenshot. One of my friends and sent it to me. I don't follow you on Twitter.

You're like, yeah, bullshit. Right. You follow my every fucking rule. Exactly. And then they know everything that you did. So don't you do find it? Okay, no, you in an out of relationship now. But let's just say for the last five years, you've been dating. Don't you find like, don't you find it challenging?

Because you're like, do you want to date me? Is it because of, like, I'm Brandy Glendale? Is it because you actually found me interesting? And do they also know that you might write about them? Anybody close that? I thought it was about their penis. Well, I did lose every, like, I had to all these backup boyfriends from a second book.

Like, and I would, I interviewed all of them. None of them talked to me anymore. So I thought I didn't use your real names, but you could they figured out who they were. Right. I was like, oh, it was my small penis. It was like, now, I had my first chapter that I turned in, my sample chapter,

I called it the unicorn chaser. And it was a guy that no one was ever good enough. And it was that whole thing. And he was one of my favorite people. And now we do not talk. I don't know. This is what happens. They get pissed.

But then it's like, you know if you're going out with me, I do change the name. I don't say it was last night. I might say it was a month ago. He knew it was him. And that's the problem. And I said this exercise isn't that good for someone. Because he was constantly dating 20-year-old supermodels.

I didn't speak English. I didn't know how to fuck. So when he's having sex with a 35-year-old, I want someone that knows what they're doing. And if you're only fucking 20-year-olds, you don't know how to fuck. Right. So when he's having sex with a 35 year old, I want someone that knows what they're doing, and if you're only fucking 20 year olds, you don't know what you're doing. Most guys don't know what they're doing at 20. It's funny, because we had this article about this.

It's like, what guys don't know about sex in the 20s and women, it's like, they don't know about primal sex, they don't know about your orgasm. Like, they don't even know that they exist. Like, I got off. What's she, a good time, she's smiling, and like, what the hell, you didn't know oral sex, no, they don't care, that they exist. Like I got off with shit a good time, she's smiling. And like what the hell, like you didn't know oral sex, no touch, like they don't care.

Sex in your 20s is just, but he's 35. Right, but he's dating 20 years old. So he just thinks because he has a big penis that it's the best thing in the world and it's not. Right, it's not all about the big penis. I'm so surprised that guys would even give butter about that kind of stuff. Oh, when you talk to them about the freaking penis

or their profile, okay,, penis size I get like, if you said, if you said some guy had a small dick, then I understand why he would get all pissy about that. But anything other than that, like, No, saying that you're bad and bad, you gotta read the last. So that's gonna be like, I don't know if you're not good at it.

I mean, you gotta read the last one. I mean, like give me another opportunity. I don't know, they shouldn't. It's like a class, go to hustler. I mean, like, this is my bucket. That's what people do, they listen, because they just, I get it. Like, people me another opportunity. I don't know, they shouldn't. Oh, good class, go to hustler. I mean, like, they just in my bucket. That's what people do, they listen, because they just, I get it.

Like, people don't know. And it's how they say the hot chicks are dumb, because they had to be hot the whole life and not develop themselves. Like, you're like, guys, the big penis is don't have to. No, we want more than that. I find I find the best guys that, and that actually usually have dated

an older woman when they were younger. And the older women taught them everything that they know, so they don't know how long. That's the brilliant. I find that to be very true. I do too. It's so funny. You say that so many guys are like,

I had this one, I had good for her. And I kind of feel like I should pay it forward and start being some younger guys. Totally. But I haven't done that really. You have to. I know. And you did.

You were dating? Yeah. Who was he like in Amsterdam? There was a couple. There was a couple. 23 year olds in my life. Yes. And how okay. So but my thing is like did you was it fun with this hot. I mean they didn't really know what they were doing really but. They weren't afraid of you. No they got to. Yeah. Yeah. The second I got naked and they screamed. No. No they weren't. They these two were particularly hot. Very very like I think they were hot forever, so they probably

started fucking at 15. So they knew what they had to do. They had some years on them. Yes. Okay. They knew what they were doing, not like a 45-year-old guy, but yes, they were good. It's true that sex definitely gets better as you're older, but speaking of large penises, can we talk about your vagina for a second?

Sure. So you had the vaginal reconstructive surgery? Vaginal rejuvenation. Rejuvenation survey. Okay, so surgery. So can you talk about, explain what that is? Sure. So I had two children, the good old fascia, my husband,

and my big old vagina. And then I got a divorce, my husband was cheating. And I unfortunately kept having sex with them, even though we were getting a divorce and I couldn't quit him. I couldn't stop. I hate sex that whole thing. And even though he's already like, it was a nightmare. So I decided the only way to not have sex with him anymore was to be free of him and have a Eddie free vagina. Right. So I went to, I did some research, I went to this doctor, doctor, Matt Locke.

He was like the pioneer for this procedure. And what you do is you go in and you get, there's two things you can do. You can do the outside and make it all pretty, which I didn't do that. I did the inside. It's basically a tummy tuck, but inside your vaginal, whatever you call it, yeah, the other way. They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, but inside your vaginal, whatever you call it, that's the other way. So they, they, they, they, they's were cut the wall and then they pulled the skin together

and then they sewed up and your tight and then they do that all the way down the bottom. But you felt that you weren't tight or you used to assume you were. You don't know, he, my ex hasn't made a very lovely comment about things not being the way they used to be before children. But do you think he was just saying that to you because he was trying to put like just like, it didn't matter. Right?

It doesn't need your brain. Yeah, it was there. Because I have a friend who's obsessing right now about her labia. She's like, every time I see her, we get drunk and she'll be like, I'm going to talk to my labia. I'm like, get the certificate of your upset, but women do be doing a obsessed because I don't think they guys. Guys don't care about the little love.

That was a shady thing that he said to you, but I don't think that they're like going oh, they're down there. They're down there. What's the good thing about them? They do not care. Yeah, I don't want not to worry. But I get if you down there. They're down there. They're thinking about that. Yeah, I don't want it to worry, but I get it if you weren't feeling it as much either. Now, how does sex feel different? Yeah, well, I mean, you have to, it was very, very, very painful.

The recovery was hell. How long is the recovery? Six weeks. It's like when you have a kid, you can't have sex. Wow, only six weeks, I thought it would be a lot longer. What would I have a catheter, and it was super painful and I really... It was not fun. But so worth it, Tyva, don't know.

Yes, and ask you how tight you want it. I could have been allergic to that. Oh my god, did I give you different things? Like, feel like this. Like 17, did they give you... How do you know? I never made decisions. I don't want it to hurt.

Like, when I was a virgin, but, you know, like, maybe 17, 18, I don't know. Like, how do you ask? You know, I was just like, I don't want it to hurt. I just want it to be tight. And so, yeah. And you could still like, or everything work the same. Everything work the same. Like you could find your juice about to, like, my friend, you lost her.

That's all, right, no, that's all. That's true. Yeah, no, it's all good. That's really cool. I'm glad that you did that and you feel good about yourself. I had surgery on my... I mean, it feels better. On my penis and it took six months.

Oh, he really did. Did you really? Yeah. What did you do? You had a, like, an ambulance? Kenny Stoner and they had to cut my dick open. It was not fun. This is painful.

It's about cutting up things. It's a success. That's why I was surprised. I mean, like the procedure was... But you guys have a little teeny tiny hole that this stone... I thought you were going to say he's a little teeny tiny penis. I was like, I know.

He's so... You had to cut the hole open. It was crazy. But I don't want to go too much into it. Can you still get a hard on? Yeah, yeah. I was afraid though I was going to wake up and not have a penis. So thank you. I wouldn't stop. That would be okay. So Brandy, I want to talk to you about like date. We're going to get in a second. Second, well, we're just fucking anything. But dating, like, so when you got your divorce and you're like, I mean, you've been in a relationship

and then you start your life in all of sandaless, which we know isn't the easiest town to date in. So what was that like for you getting out again and having sex and how did you do it? How did you meet me? Did you meet people wherever you go? Well, no, I, you know, first, I, you know, my divorce is very public, but no one really knew who I was.

So it wasn't like, you know, I was like, oh, they're, oh, fucking brandy, glam bill. It was just me. And you're hot, so you probably gotta hit on it. Just going out and, you know, following, fucking brain, you glamp, oh, it was just me. And you're hot, so you put it on. Just going out and, you know, following through, I actually fucked a couple of Max's husband's friends, just to piss them off. Right, that's a nice little pool to take, you know,

pick from. And then I just, you would meet a lot of my girlfriends or single, we would go out and meet guys at bars. I had, I called them micro relationships because I never wanted to get too serious and it was just kind of like here and there and, you know. Did you find that they wanted to get more serious when you didn't?

When I wasn't available as when they wanted me, when I was still technically married, but not, you know, we were going to get a divorce that you're going through over, you're technically married, that's the safest thing for a guy. Right. Because I'm not asking for a ring because I've already got one.

Right. And I'm married at the safe ring because I've already got one. Right. And I'm married at the safe. And I'm going to be married for years to come because divorce takes a long time sometimes. Right. A long time. And so that's when guys really, really wanted to be with me

because there was no expectations on my end from it. Like they had no worry about commitment, kids. I wasn't like clock's not ticking. I don't want to ring. Right, I already have kids. Yeah, I've got all down. So what about like sexually, like because I know like clock's not ticking, I don't want to ring. Right, I already have kids, yeah, I've got all down. So what about like sexually, like because I know like when you get older, again, in my 20s, I wasn't really wasn't having that many orgasms, early 20s.

But I also wasn't able to like talk about what I wanted. And so did you feel like now having sex that you were able to like get, do you confront guys, do you talk to what you want, was it sex better? You know what, I think, you know, I kind of owe this one boyfriend, a giant thank you, Joey Monahan, thank you. When I was 17, I met, he was like seven or eight years older than I was, and he pretty much turned me into a freak because I was like, I would lay there

and think it was hot, I'm like, and he taught me how to have sex really. Like, what did he teach you? I mean, she just taught me about like being comfortable with my body and he was the first person to go down on me and you're like, taught me how he liked his dick sucked. He was the first person I had aino with that I thought was like crazy not okay.

And he just made it more acceptable and he made me feel comfortable. He told me how beautiful I was, how sexy I was, and maybe I should do this, maybe I should do that, and I see it turned me out. And then after that, it was fucking, I'm like, it's just green. Why do I know all this now?

That's no, but see, I feel like we all need someone that kind of opens us up in that way. I had that, like, there's like the older woman, but then I had a boyfriend like that too, and I was 25, and he just, everything was okay and cool. And like, I just completely blossomed into this crazy sex person that I'm now. And it was amazing. So the dating so in your book, you taught in both your books really but the second one

more was more about dating. Yeah, dating. And so were you like taking notes as you were like how do you remember all those dates? So it was just like in your brain. There's I mean the ones that are in the road, some of them are micro relationships. I mean these were people that were in my life. And you know, I have I have the worst, my my brain is a still clamp. I don't forget things and I wish I could sometimes unless I'm like super wasted and I try to forget.

No, I remember everything. You do see that's good. I'm not good. I don't know if I got it. Trust me, it's not good. But you remember the details and play them back. I do. Yeah, no, it remember everything. You do see that's good. I remember nothing. I don't know if I got it or did it. Trust me, it's not good. But you remember the details and play them back? I do, you don't know.

It's good. But like, yeah, that's good. OK, but I was going to read this tweet that I found that you wrote. Remember 14th, and you said, if you touch the guy you're dating's phone, and he freaks out, he is a shady as fuck. Be untrustworthy, see hiding something, d all the above. And I think that's true,

people are so obsessed with their phones, their phones were absolutely. And so did you find guys were cheating? Like did you find that? It was like, guys you were with or was just, you could just tell. It was, you know, it was just a reaction I got. I walked out behind him and he had his phone like this and he had a smile on his face. He was clearly reading something. And I went, he put in his pocket and I went to grab it and he freaked out. And I was like, listen, you can have my phone all day long.

I don't have anything to hide. What is on there that is that I'm not allowed to see and it just caused me to have, so I already have trust issues as it is. Oh, sure, like that's hard to get over. No, and he's sitting there, you know, and he can't see that well, so he's holding the phone like this.

And, you know, we're like, yes, the older guy. And he's smiling. And he's like, I was just checking what time the movie started. And we're fucking in the movie theater. Exactly. And then we had, it was the Hunger Games movie. And I had the worst movie of my, I was like, that was the third one, I think the third, yeah.

I was pissed the whole time. I know, right? I just think, if was the third one, I think, the third, yeah. I was pissed the whole time. I know, right? I just think, if you're in a relationship, I don't want to check your phone, but if I grab it and you freak out, then I think, that's a sign. Why, what are you doing? But how about guys, exactly.

No, that makes total sense. And how about the guys that are always on their phones the whole time that you're together too? That's so disrespectful. But those guys are so sloppy. A guy's in general are so sloppy with that kind of stuff. Like eventually they'll get caught if they're doing something shady on their technology. Maybe because not with you though, you don't even pay attention.

Yeah, I know with social media, Facebook, Instagram, all that, they're going to get caught. I want to, okay, so we take a break, break, break, break for expenses, what we're going to come back, I do want to talk about your feelings on why social media is actually ruining it. But what he does, and then we're just going to get in a friggin' sex and orgasms and blow jobs. Okay, but first, fleshlight, it is, do you know fleshlights are? No, but I know where the fleshjack is. Oh, what's fleshjack? Oh yeah, same thing.

Okay, fleshjack. Okay, fleshjack. Yeah, fleshjack is the one for the, it's for gay guys. Yeah, exactly. So the fleshjack is the butt for guys and this is the it's a male masturbation sleeve and Men they've got their hand. Yeah, and they're like why do we need to do that? Well try flashlight It's naturally like pantonin material. It was invented by NASA It looks like a flashlight, but it's a flashlight and you men like you masturbate you could use it on your part

You could give it you could get a baby as a hand job Whatever it they have the most mind-bling orgasm through their life. First guy gave it to me was like, God, I don't believe my wife is faking that. And they've a stamina training unit. As you might not have one. I have a guy who's on a havin'

so that when we're out of town, they do not need a cheat. Exactly. They ask for a gender, they get a flush, a flat, flat, flat, flat, do whatever you have to do. Exactly. Because guys are lazy if they could just do that.

No, they wouldn't. They wouldn't. Because it's kind of like having sex with someone else. Because it's not your they could just do that. No, don't worry. Exactly. Because it's kind of like having sex with someone else. Because it's not your hand, it's not your partner, but it's like a whole nother experience. I didn't get it off to buy dinner or even coffee. Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, that's the best part.

The orgasm is awesome. So go to sexabeltme.com, click on the fleshlight banner, use code Emily, and you get a free bottle of their award-winning flesh, Lube. Because Lube, you know, be too rich to then have too much Loub, I think. Loub makes the world go round. It does make the world go round. It's like my favorite thing.

Faster and slippery or? How sure, hey, so this guy now do not really want to talk about you're in your out. Oh, he's your car's lost. Yeah, yeah, my car's lost. Okay, but can we just talk about your sexuality? Because I got a quote from you that you said that you're not a lesbian, but you're not totally straight and you think there's a lot of people, you talked about your, yeah, a but you're not totally straight. And you think there's a lot of people,

you talked about your, yeah, a lot of the laws are like, I think there's a lot of people out there like that myself. I've experimented, but how did you discover that about yourself? You know, I've always, you know, I grew up modeling well, at 17 and when I wait, I love beautiful women. All my friends are beautiful women. I don't know, I think there's something really,

really beautiful about a naked woman, as opposed to a naked man, which I know of fence. I mean, I like what new ways can do, but. Men are disgusting. I don't like a naked man. No, no, I don't like the parts. And it always, I don't know, it always turned me on to turn another girl on,

especially if there was a guy there partaking. It was just like, it was like this whole sexist and it was mostly waste up stuff. I mean, don't get me wrong, I've been waste-down. But you know, I wouldn't say that I'm bisexual because I hate labels. I don't know. I just I like what I like. And I feel like if you try to plan a threesome or whatever, it doesn't work out. I feel like it has to be organic and it has to be just you have to be in that moment.

Totally. And I think that anyone listening that dates me, don't expect me to make out with girls for you because it just happens when I want it to happen. Exactly. That's always that has to be the woman's idea. Like don't be forever guys, like keep it, it's my girlfriend for three,

so I'm going to be with three, so it's not gonna happen. It's not happening. That's the way that you talk about it. Like no, it has to be her idea. Actually, it's never gonna happen if you keep asking because you're gonna mad and do it the opposite direction. And that's partially what that you talk about it. No, it has to be here again. Actually, you're never gonna happen if you keep asking. Because you're gonna mad and do it the opposite direction. And that's partially what my keynote was about. It's sex was like listening guys.

The worst way to tell you so. God, I haven't got a blow Jeff and Houston's like the Clinton administration. Like we have sex tonight. It's like, that's negative. I'm sorry. How about like, oh my god, last night was so hot. I had like, you looked like you were so turned on

when I went down and you with my tongue. Did that feel good to you? Like maybe we could try that and make it like a positive fun thing to talk about. Well, maybe get a drug, maybe some pot I'm saying or maybe Molly, go and lock your door. And re get to know each other, do some crazy things that you don't have the nerve to do or it's gotten too stale. And maybe do a dance for him or a vice versa. Like just try something new. And even as annex will help, because it takes the, you know, it really does. It does.

Yeah, it takes the edge off to the annex. I'm a glass wine, no, you're not supposed to mix, but it happens. Does that happen? Take Uber? Yeah, no. Well, you're gonna be in your apartment. You gotta do it at home.

Don't do it at home. Yeah, don't make your house. It's so true. You gotta relax. It's so funny, because the only sex of it, so when I couldn't have my orgasms at 19 and all my friends were like, you never had an orgasm, I'm like, or what?

It's just never occurred. I probably didn't either. They just don't wanna say, there's embarrassment with people that don't, they don't wanna say it. It's so weird. No, but my friends, they were the ones that had, they were trying to help me.

It was like my whole community was like an intervention. They were like sending me articles. My mom was like, the only sexist of my sheet ever gave me, she was like, she's like, she's like, I'm gonna love me. Mom, really? And she's like, I finally, years later, that's actually really good advice. She was, yeah. So also, speaking of three sums, so I know you were saying that when you were married, there was no penetration. But how about navigating that, like now, a few new relationships? I mean, like you that, like, now a few in a relationship?

I mean, like you said, I think the best ones, the best ones I've had are when none of us are committed. This is very funny because this just came up the other night. I was looking for ear plugs at my boyfriend's place because he snores really loud. And I opened, I was not snooping because I don't snoop. I opened his bedside table and there's condoms in there. And we don't use condoms, so we don't,

because we don't have to. And so I put them out, you know, I put them out next to his bed, so I'm gonna come to bed that he would see that I saw them. And I'm like, hey, I go, hey, what are those for? He's like, well, he's like, babe, they've just been in here forever, and I believed him. Look at the expiration date.

Right, now I was just like, whatever, right? He's like, they've been in, I'm just glad he had him. But I said, well, you don't mean them now, and he's like, all right, so he's like, I'm going to throw these away, but I'm going to keep two just in case we have some fun time. And I'm thinking, so you think that we have fun time. You get to fuck the girl. Right.

That I was like, I just said, okay, and we're asleep. But I'm thinking of myself, huh. He really is delusional. Right. Because there's third people can make rules. I have rules. And I was just thinking, he's really, he's really not getting a through some.

No, not at all. So you always like no penetration, but he can go down in her, do whatever. And what, I think it's sexy to watch two women together for a guy, you know, what if she wants to do something to him? That's fine. I just think that because of STDs and a lot of other things

that you have to be very careful. And I don't wanna watch my man fucking other person. I think when I'm Scorpio and very jealous, I might hurt them both. Like really, yeah. No, no, really, like this is pain. You never get that out of your head. And you're like, he looks like he's having weight in his mind.

He's way more than he has with me. Like no, I couldn't. No, it's painful. Yeah, I got it. So that's why I would say like, people like no, through some of the horrible, I'm like, they don't have any horrible. You no, I couldn't. No, it's painful. Yeah, I got it. So that's why I would say, like, people like, no, three times a horrible. I'm like, they don't have any horrible. You just have to have very, you have to have boundaries.

You have to set the boundaries. It's so true. And don't keep condoms in your nightstand and think that you're gonna use them. But you're just like question brandy, were they not there before? Are you never open to? I don't, listen, if he's gonna do something,

use a condom. Thank God, you know? We've just recently decided we weren't seeing anyone else. So I wasn't mad. I was just kind of like, hmm. Left over. Yeah, just like, I don't care. I really don't care,

but I wanted him to know that I saw them. And it was just an interesting conversation. So he's seen them at my house and got really mad. All right, so it was like, quite pro-crow. I think he was mad because there were magnums. That's okay. Okay, the worst thing is guys finding condoms at your house. The second worst thing is when there's

kind of, it's so true. It's cool that she doesn't stoop because I'm telling you, if a person's gonna cheat on you, they're gonna cheat on you. No matter what. Right, right. If you see, you're always gonna find something anyway. And you're gonna find something that probably isn't anything when you're going to make it into something that's not in your head.

So, I am already crazy enough. I don't need to be having these weird fantasies about something, an email that probably has nothing to do with sex or, you know, a meeting that has nothing to do with a relationship. So, I don't snoop. It's good not to snoop. I did grab a phone and he freaked out. I'm thinking, maybe I should. that it has nothing to do with the relationship. So I don't snoop. And it's good not to snoop. I did grab a phone and he freaked out. I'm thinking, maybe I should.

Oh, this the same guy, I mean, he bleaked out a password, of course. But then as you can look over the shoulder and get the password, not that I've done that, well, maybe I have. But I've had a guy recently or two guys over the last few years that looked at my phone. And I'm usually pretty pretty,

and I was in the shower at a guy's house and he, this was like, whatever it doesn't matter when when it was but this is when you get in trouble it was six years ago and I got the shower and we had an open thing like we aren't committed which is like kind of my MO I don't really love commitment yeah but he saw a bunch of sex that I had a whole sex thing with this guy and it was right before I went to his house. And so it was like 10 minutes you had like. It's scandalous.

You're gonna change the names to girls name. Oh, that's such a good idea. But then why would I be saying, like, I can't wait to have a big conversation. Yeah, why not? Should we enter her pizza? Is something? No, I mean, but there is a little part of me

that feels like when someone grabs my phone, I do feel slightly violated. But, you know, so I understand a little part of me that feels like when someone grabs my phone, I do feel slightly violated. Right. So I understand a little bit where he's coming from, but not 100%. Right. No, it is a personal. It is personal.

I don't want to do anything when just seeing where I'm browsing and what I'm looking at. You don't know, it's like our own thing. It's like when you hand your phone to the guy at Verizon and he goes back to the back door with it, you're like, he's looking at all my pictures. Oh no, you know that they are. They are.

Totally. You're getting molested at that moment. They are. And mine is like sex, the like, what's your email? Like everything I do, I'm like, I'm sex with Emily. Like what? I'm not a prostitute. I swear to God.

And then you know, like my phone's not coming back for it. And hour or something. I have to ask you, since you're been dating had boyfriend and stuff like that. Are you open to getting married again? Nope. Nope. It's pretty easy. Done. Done. Done. Done. I think that my divorce is so difficult and so hard. I don't want to ever have to go through that again and I don't want a guy to have to be with me because of a piece of paper. Be with me because you want to be with me and not because it's too hard to get out of it. So if we want to break out, I want to live with someone,

I want someone in my life, and hopefully for as long as there's just posts to be in my life, but the whole idea of marriage to me is old-fashioned. I have a lot of gay friends that think that, I'm like this and be careful what you wish for. You guys want to get married, go get married, but don't come friying for me when shit goes bad. No, it's totally, it's absolutely true.

I mean, I've never wanted to. But you did it already. So you're like, I mean, I like a ring and I'd like to get it, have it on a knee so I could just reject them. Right, exactly, that would be good time. Keep the ring, but I'm saying no. So you know what, you know what, you can move in.

Exactly. So do you think that sex, like even with this guy you're dating, like do you think it gets better in a relationship? Do you work on it? Or do you think it's either good or it's just... I think you have to... If it's a long-term relationship, it's someone that you have to work on it. You have to try new things with him because it's been so on and off.

It's always exciting because we don't know if we're going to be together tomorrow. Well, that's the ingredient to great sex. Is it spontaneity that unknown? The challenge. It's like, listen, if I'm at your house every day all you know week, we'll do it when we do it, but if I'm kind of maybe breaking up with you, that's all you can think about. The break up sex. And again here, he knows you're coming with the car, right? Right? Maybe they're with the car. Jesus. The problem is he likes to talk and I'm the dude, I'm the dude in a relationship. Listen, let's just let it go.

It's like water all into the bridge. Like, you know, we still have some lists of what we haven't talked about yet. No, really? It's weird to go. It's like process, emotions and stuff. And you're like, can't we just get a different accent? Just send me over, I'll rip up the list

and I'll pick up the car. Oh, okay. No, but I'm kind of like the dude too. It's not like I said out, and said I'm gonna be like a dude, but I do feel very dude like. I kind of have to let some things go and just move on because there isn't an explanation for certain things that happen, especially when you're inebriated or something goes down that, you know, I got mad at him last night because I'm sitting next to him and I had gone

to a charity dinner with somebody that bid on having dinner with me from at my son's school for our school, but it was me and Kim Richards, and obviously Kim Richards is in rehab, so she's not going with me, but I had to fulfill what I was doing. So I went, I took my book agent with me because I was well scared,

and my boyfriend was across the street, he's like, come have a drink. So we walk across the street to have a drink There's two pretty girls sitting across from him and a bunch of guys and my boyfriend's drunk. He's a tequila drinker He was like six drinks in and he was being you know all touchy Philly and somebody said something He's like and the girls stand up to get to the bathroom He's like, well who wouldn't want to go to the bathroom with two hot chicks like you? And I don't know why it bothered me so much. I thought, you know what? I yow, they're pretty, and I'm sitting next to you.

That's what you say when I'm not sitting next to you. Exactly, or think it, or whatever, that's the thing. It was a little disrespectful. It's completely disrespectful. I agree. He was drunk now that that's an excuse, but I hate one guy's, it's like, I know where your friends like, check out that chick,

but we all ready, like, it's like, I know when you're with your friends, like check out that, check out. But we all ready, like, I feel like guys can never amenize and I go back and forth in this, but like, we know he doesn't agree, but I think like, I want guys to tell me that they think I'm hot and beautiful. Like a lot, like you can,

I used to say 10 times a day compliment, or like it not, and it's not because I'm like, you don't know what to do. She was trying to set it at 10 times a day. I was like, that's a little, that's a little, that's a little, that's a little, that's a little, that's a little, that's a little, that's a little, that's a little, that's a little, it gave me a little twist. Well, compliments will get you everywhere. And it is, and I find that compliments,

especially from women, I enjoy a compliment from women more than a man because they actually mean it. Men just want to fuck you. Right, women are like, I'll cry. But the guys that you're with though, but if they're like, no, they're like, you look hot today, they look prettier. Like, they look so nice, they're like,

oh my god, you look hot. That's what you want, but not checking out the other girls. And you do look so forget, we have to take a picture after because you should all check out my website because you're outfit. No, you don't even feel hot? No, I might outfit up it. In the queue, but I went to the spa before,

do they get that they had to meet this facial lady and then she took my eye makeup off. I'm like, no, I have to go do things. And then you look like, you okay, so you look stunning. You know makeup on? How is that? I put makeup over my zits to come in here, but I don't have, I have makeup and stuff on.

Okay, do you like your sweet, too? I mean, come on. But anyway, hot. And I'm not just saying that because you're like our comments. But I always feel like, I do have compliments. I'm seeing someone who you like never,

like I even said this, and he listens to somebody says he doesn't, but I know he does. And it's like to sometimes, or when you get in dress, like say, like, oh, you're hot, you're hot. I need that from myself. I'm not a woman.

We say never not compliment a woman, but I'm just saying you're on this campaign for a little while, 10 times a day. Because if someone did it twice, it's more than zero. So I was trying to get a point across. But she's setting her high so he just comes in a little bit. Because you need to hear it. You really do.

And it sounds like maybe we're like needy or ego. It's not even that, just like I want to know that you, you know, that are dormant, you're attracted to the other guy. We work hard to be able to. But I was saying, I was saying if you did it 10 times to get 10 times a day, it seems like the guy is needy. And then she's like, oh, this guy's a total person. We can't be the only person who uses the name here.

If you're not going to do it 10 times a day, we're going to get really cute and dressed up and go out. And other people are going to get up as compliments and you're not going to like that. a day, we're gonna get really cute and dressed up and go out and other people are gonna get a bit of his compliments and you're not gonna like that. Exactly. We need a little bit of a tension. We need a little bit of a tension. We love the tension.

We love the tension. And I don't think there's anything wrong with going out and maybe being a little flirtatious and realizing that you're still hot, you still got it because your guy's not telling you. Right. Not saying that you should go make out with anyone, but I really might have to have you known.

I dragged my married girlfriends out so that I can make them realize how beautiful they still are. Right, well that's a hard thing. And you must have felt that after you got divorced too, like I do do my still attractive and my still, right? I mean, because that's any big deal. We all went through that.

But it probably took you like five minutes and then you were like, oh yeah. No, I just, I hope you're doing good things. No, but you had a good time. Okay, so tell me, it seems like it. From your books. No, I don't. I have a great time. I know, but say I still like having fun,

but do you feel like now you're ready to? Well, I mean, I have fun no matter what I do, and I think there's ways to have fun, even with one person. One person. It does you, I think it's gonna be for life. I don't know. I don't know how long relationships are supposed to last.

Maybe there's a 10 year cap. I don't know. That's fine, tonight. It's great. I don't look at any relationship. It's like, when someone's like, oh yeah, we've got divorce. I mean, in my whole life, I felt this. I'm like, you know, good That's fine, tonight. It's great. I don't look at any relationship. It's like, oh yeah, we got divorced. I mean, in my whole life, I found this. I'm like, you know, good for 10, you're okay.

That's great. Great run. You learned something. Because in a way, I know you went through really painful time, but look at your life now. Isn't it so rich? And you're you. You are completely, like, the repaid found out so much about yourself.

And you become like brandy, probably who you are in your core, to everybody, nothing to hide, like, unabashedly yourself. And that's probably something that I didn't know you before. But how long behind the man, I was a wean out of me, I always say this, I didn't know who I was. Until I came out of this, and I say to my friends, you're too young, a lot of them too,

get involved with the man and get married. You don't even know what the fuck you wanna do with your life and who you are, figure out who you are, you know, people are living longer, wait until you're 30 to get married, you don't even know what the fuck you want to do with your life and who you are. Figure out who you are, people are living longer. Wait until you're 30 to get married. I was, I say, you don't need to ring at 22 because you're gonna get out of it at 35 and be like, who the fuck am I?

I say, I'm like really like, in your 20s, you don't know. You don't know who you are at all. Is there any, what? Well, I think it's hilarious also from out of your divorces that now you're way more well known than he is. I don't even tell you what the fuck he does. I didn't ever think it was, but I know you, everyone loves, all my friends,

I'm like, oh no, that was awesome. Really, you kill that show. And you're killing me, brash. I'm sure, I know, I did my one season of my show and it was like, it's hard. We, men, this was on it, the misadvised, and I mean, I just had three months, and I was like, it's a hardcore. It men, this was on it, the misadvised, and I mean, I just had three months, and I was like, it's a hardcore.

It's tough, but you know what? I feel blessed. It's worth it. Yeah. It's a blessing. It was the best thing that, actually, yeah. Now, I had a question for you. What you're feeling on, I've never done this. I know I'm curious about it,

because a lot of guys are saying they say no right away. Two guys, and me. It's okay. Right, because they're like one dick theory. Right, a dick in the arm. I think that it can be super high. I actually have never done it. Oh, no.

I know. I can tell you all about it. It's one of my fantasies. But there's so many guys like that makes me gay. I don't want to see their dick. But then I know guys who have done it, it's like, dude, you're not, you don't touch their balls. And you should just be getting off

that you're giving this woman like amazing pleasure. You could even like, you don't even be in the same time, you could be in the other end of the bed, give you king size beds. If they want two girls, why can't I want two girls? Exactly, and we do want that. I just haven't had that, you know, and even my threesome like,

as totally dives in some move, Delay, like I used to have a lot more, I just knew more people in San Francisco. I'm not but two news for threesome's, but I actually haven't, I'm trying to think if I've done it. Here, it's just too much driving. I've got two guys in one night, but that doesn't count. So, no, no.

But no, it's, my theory on, is like, go for it. If you can find guys that are comfortable with their sexual world. I can't. That's the problem. None, really? The guy that I'm dating is like, no way. Right, that's how they're, I think you were going to say

a prostate play in penetration for the guys, A.S. But no, you're right. Guys would, guys freak out about it, and I don't. I guess I get it, but they're just really great. Because guys are disgusting, like they don't wanna see another guy. Yeah, but it's so fair, I always feel like we should abandon three

sums until there are more guy guys. I said, you do it the my way, and then I'll do it your way. Exactly, you know, I think you're right. Maybe you could talk, maybe, but then I'm like, he wouldn't want one of his friends there. He doesn't want to. No, I mean, it would have to be,

yeah, I mean, I guess it's difficult, but it's difficult for us too. I don't want it to be something that he's gonna be able to see down the road and fantasize about down the road. I mean, kind of like a stranger that comes in and leaves. Yeah, they leave. They leave, they don't see both of them.

We don't even know. I don't know their number, like, it you met them out, it's organic, bye. You're both straight, you know. I totally should buy. Okay, okay, okay. If you exactly like give you a blowjob or whatever. But is there anything, I was gonna say what sex

more about sex is there anything that a guy does besides not having a threesome with two guys that like just like pisses you off a bed or that isn't, like that turns you off like the second he does blank? Hmm. The second thing, I pretty much like everything. I don't like when a guy kisses you too hard, like I love kissing, but when these shoving his tongue down your throat

to the point where you're choking on his tongue, it's too much. I like it a little more soft and central, and I love the tongue, it's all great, but just because you're fucking me hard, doesn't mean you have to fuck my mouth hard with your tongue. Right, it's like the tongue, what do they call it, Tadsel hockey?

It's not, they're not good moving it, you're just like, I know. And then what do you do to tell him though, are you like, hey're not gonna move in it. You're just like, I know. And then what do you do? Do you tell them though? Are you like, hey, baby? I know I'm like, I'm like, softer. Right, no. I think bad kissers are worse than people that are bad and bad.

But he's a great kisser. It's just that there's the, I'm not talking about anyone's physical. No, no, no, no. He's like, no, no, no, no. But the tongue thrusting really hard. I don't like it. And I'm like, ah, ah, you know what a great tip is?

Like, I tell people is that if you don't like the way someone's kissing, you can say to them, okay, let's do something. I'm going to show you the way I like to be kissed. And then you can show me the way you like to be kissed. And then we can kind of go from there and see what happens. And so it's kind of a good way so he knows what you like and you know what he likes.

Now I'm going to get back to another of my boyfriend because I'm getting all turned on. Are you? Oh that's good. And you're not even using the necklace yet. No. This doesn't take much. We start talking about it.

I'm like, I want it. It's crazy. I get it. I know me too. Now I want to free someone to you guys. What am I doing tonight? I know. Just get on Tinder and make it happen.

Did you ever do Tinder? I didn't. All my friends are on it and I think it's ruining our lives, but yeah, social media ruining our lives. Oh yeah, our relationships, how come? Because the mystery's gone. There's no mystery.

There's no, it went in the call, it went in the call, I wonder what he's doing, because you can look on, and it Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, you know what he's doing all day long, every day, at any time of the day, and he could, it just pisses you off because he has all the time in the world to text you because there's no more 24 hour rule

because we're not calling anymore, we're texting. And it's just, I feel like, and I've done this, I'm guilty of it, I use my social media as a tool to entice people and to piss people off. And, you know, it's a tool. I love what your Twitter is at Brandi Glambel. Okay, and all your stuff, your Instagram. I'm not on Instagram, there's somebody on there that says it on me, but it's not me.

Okay, and then your Twitter, your Facebook, Brandi Glambel, it's all across the board. Yeah, I got it. You can see, and then you're like, why'd you have time to post an Instagram and Twitter and not text me? Right. Yeah, and now the text messages, they show up as red, you know. You can take that off. No, take that off.

I can learn. I know. I know. So people like, text they have no clue and stuff and see. I did. People are like, you know that people can see that you've read this on our first website. Okay, okay, when this is a public service.

If you have an iPhone, you can take off the thing that says red. You look like my mother. I'm like, mom, because I like you actually in a mom because I know she read it. But everyone else, I don't want you to know I read it. No, you can't. But then you can't also can't lie and say I didn't get your text because you always get text.

But you know what else is like, this is a public service announcement for myself. When you see those little gray bubbles, like someone's writing something and then nothing comes through. Yeah. That makes me crazy. It makes me crazy. Yeah.

Wait, why were you going to say, tell me, and it makes me crazy all day long. Or they take forever the bubbles and then it's just like, it's just like, it's just like, it's just like, I was just talking to my friend about this. I said, I said, I was dating this guy. We had this whole thing and he'd be texting and then bubbles, bubbles, bubbles.

And it was like, I knew when I was like, excite, nothing. I'm like, yeah. Well to be texting, and then bubbles, bubbles, bubbles. And it was like, new, and I was like, except nothing. I'm like, yeah. Well, it pissed it, and then I'm like, well, do I text him out? Cause he's not bubbling, and then I stop bubbling. So what you do is you write a K, like write one word, and leave it open on that page, and then you go make yourself some coffee.

So you're giving them the bubbles back, and then he gets nothing. But you don't send it. So you get the bubble, bubbles, bubbles. But then I think he's over-thinking it, was he deleting, did he think he was overwriting? I don't know. The bubbles are driving me crazy.

Me too. And my friends laugh because they're like Emily, you're the fastest texture and we joke about you that you're like bubbles, bubbles, bubbles because I write really fast. I actually send my tax, but it was actually very, very funny. To go back to... Blow jobs? Blow jobs and social media ruining everything. It's kind of like, yeah, the text, the text thing you've said this numerous times

where it's invented for guys. Now we don't have to talk on the phone. We can get it. Initially, yeah. And now you keep up with somebody the entire day. But social media is making us anti-social because we can't have a conversation anymore. Yeah, that's why if you're a guy that knows how to have a conversation these days, you're

getting fucked. You're getting fucked. Yeah, you're getting late. You're getting late. No, it's true. You're getting late. Because we want to have a conversation and also the bad things if you're dating online or you just see for someone and then you meet them one day and then you're texting for

we maybe don't see them again and you think you're having this whole relationship and it's fucking exhausting. It's lots of translation and there's, you might be thinking one thing and he's writing another and you're building this up in your head. A lot of my girlfriends do it. I'm like, that's not what this means. Right, exactly. There's no connotation.

You can't tell what they're trying to get across. He's texting four other chicks at the same time. Well, that's why I used to say when it started texting, I was like, it's made the booty call so much easier for a guy because he can put out like five texts. Yeah. And over at first, he's banging that night. It's so funny because I, when I start thinking of things in my head that I want to tell my girlfriends and I'll be like, fucking Bob is driving me crazy. And I will text Bob that Bob is driving me crazy. Yeah. I do. I text the wrong, I text the wrong, I text the first one. I've told Miss text people and you can't take it back. Yeah. And you're just, you got to own it. Like I said, the girl is a friend of mine.

Got her lips done really big. And I was in the parking lot trying to talk to my other friend. I'm like, oh my god, I love this lips are out of control. And this goes, hi Brandi. Oh no. I'm like, sorry, honey, they are big. That's the worst. That is the, yeah, yeah, Miss Texting.

I do it all the time. You do, that's hilarious. Yeah, I've totally done that and I've been crushed. But I'm also just saying that since you get to keep up with somebody the entire day and like on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, all that stuff, when you get to see them, you really have nothing to talk about because you already have the conversation

about all the other things. But you're in a long-term relationship, do you guys text all day? No, we barely text. Because I didn't even talk. No, we barely text. Because they're gonna talk. No, he never talks or he goes to bed at 8 o'clock. He is a little morning show and the whole thing. I don't even think they have sex, but.

Yeah, barely. He doesn't talk about it. He never talks. I'm like, am I the only one that has sex? No, this is sex. Emily is supposed to be about you. Dude, I don't have sex. You see that I never talk.

You never talk about sex. I do, I do. I get some really good sex. I don't have sex. I get. I get. B-T-W. I've gotten some new sex toys that are super, super fun. But before, you know, cell phones and all that kind of stuff,

it was, you would wait until the end of the day and then you would share everything that happened. But now you're sharing. Yeah, now you're sharing everything. That's what I'm saying. There's no mystery. It's ruining romance. There is not, when you see them,

there's nothing to fucking say because you've been, and if you don't answer within five seconds, you really could where are you question mark question mark? Hello Yeah psycho and then you can't go and you can't make a shower Sorry, we were in the middle of a conversation though in the bubbles game in the bubble stop And we were gonna do something. Yeah, oh wait. You've been having sex. What's going on with that? Yeah? I have been having sex and It's been going well. It's funny because I, yeah, I like them.

It's fun. I mean, we're having good sex. It's definitely for communicating. So you have a boyfriend now? No, I don't. Dude. Well, I mean, that's a boyfriend that doesn't mean the same thing.

No, no, no, I do not have a boyfriend. I never even have a boyfriend. And the second you said you had a boyfriend, then you would be your boyfriend anymore. So you have to make them chase you forever. Oh my God. Well, there's just gotta be some mystery because the things that make sex so hot,

like the mystery, the spontaneity, the nudist, is he gonna call or all the things you're like, oh, it's so hot. But the second we have that with someone typically, you're like, let's lock this down, let's become stable, let's become stable, let's become predictable, and all those things cancel each other out,

which makes it not hot anymore. So the more you can keep that newness that you had at the beginning, and you can infuse that no matter how close you get, your sex is gonna still be hot. And this is my thing, you always have to be slightly unavailable, even though, you know, text everyone can find you.

If you tell a guy, listen, I don't wanna get married ever. I have kids, I've done that thing. I really am happy living alone. That guy's gonna fall madly in love with you. Madly in love with you. The second you're like, oh, come on in and you're my boyfriend. He's gonna be like, you know what,

I really don't wanna relationship. You don't say these words, don't say relationship. Don't say stable, don't say my clock is ticking. Don't say, are we a couple yet? The second you do that, all things change. And I wanna teach my girlfriends these things. I'm like, the more you act like a dude, the more the dude's gonna chase you.

And think like a man, I'm telling you. I mean, Brandy here, I gotta say that I say the same, I never, and I've been this way since I was a kid, like started dating, like 18. And there wasn't because I was being strategic, I truly never wanted a boyfriend, and they always had to talk with me, like, okay, so it's been three months with our, and I'm like, you know, what are we doing? It was like a good way to get the title, and then I was like, I don't want a relationship,

and then, yes, sure enough, and my friends were always like, they're in love with you, and I'm like, well, I wasn't like trying, but then I looked back over the years, I'm like, you figured it out. Maybe we should write a book on this. No, you didn't. Because the friends don't listen, because their clock is ticking or they do want to lock it down.

But then they're gonna stop having sex. Right, but that's how you lock it down, is you pretend like you don't want to lock it down. That wasn't pretending, but we see that it works. Well, you probably, either. I did something I learned dating single. It's not how I grew up, I thought, oh, you're gonna meet someone, you're probably either. I did something I learned dating single. It's not how I grew up. I thought, oh, you're going to meet something.

You fall in love. You get married. But being single in LA, I've learned this. So it's not a beat. Do you think it's different here? Or do you think everywhere? I think big cities are pretty much probably all the same. I think it's all middle America.

It's probably in listen. Come over to my wheat farm and let's have some babies. Right. They all have my friends. I'm from Michigan, so all my friends, I can't get kids at 25, they're married for 20 years, like the whole thing. But I think big city is on, it's all pretty much the same. It's true.

Okay, so if you were to give me your top sex tip, what would it be? My top sex tip. Molly and marijuana. That's actually a pretty good one. But my mom told me the marijuana one. It takes the edge. I feel like things will happen a little bit more. You won't be afraid to say things if you, you know, Medicaid a little.

I think my top sex is. For guys maybe, like when they're doing something is they're like, you're a final sex, then you maybe, or for play, or. I mean, I have so many things that I like, but I think the top tip. What do you wish guys knew, maybe even? I think that guys need to work at, before, at least 15 minutes of for play.

I mean, like, there's no, like, let's just take it down. That's when you need the loop, because you're not ready, and it's gonna hurt. I feel like, get me hot, get me excited, you know, let's do something wrong. Let's do it from the window, So your stupid neighbor might happen to see. Right. But I do think if a guy is not good at oral or doesn't do oral, we can't be together. I totally agree.

Guys are like, we seriously like, and I feel so like, me too, but literally this is everything I say. And I've been with guys. And it's okay, because some guys don't like it. And some girls don't like it. Like, they should, though they should not. They should not. Okay. You know, I don't understand and it's okay, because some guys don't like it, some girls don't like it. Like, they should, though they don't. They should not. They should not.

Okay, you know, I don't understand how to like it, but if a guy, and he hears a thing, don't do the like one minute, I, no, because that's the point. It's like, no, you gotta spend the little time. You still love the vagina, learn to love it. No, I was like, that's why I ended it. I was like, because it was a few months,

and I realized I'm giving you freaking killer blow jobs. Right. And you've never gone, I'm like, so what's up? We were like having martinis one night, you know, as like so like, is it that you're like, maybe you're not sure what to do because I'm happy to talk about it or you think I don't like it or you're not into it. It's like, no, that's just not my thing. He's like the same. It's hygiene. And I'm like, uh, yeah, and I'm like, you're I'm like, oh shit. And that is a good thing to tell people, girls, keep it clean. I'm telling you.

What do you do before you've sexed every time? Like, brush up. Well, I like have dental floss in my car. I'm very hygienic. It makes me crazy. But I think that those wipes are great. Wipes are awesome. Awesome, I think just always prepare.

Because that's something that people don't tell their children. I know. I do brush your teeth, put your deuter on it. Don't clean out your labia before. Right, just like the down under conference, like women like- You sweat, you paint, you know. You sweat, you paint, you know.

Yeah, you've been doing stuff, toilet paper, the whole thing, get it out. It's, I just think that that's important for women to really be aware of that. Yes. That's a good one. That's a good one. Okay, Brandy, that's what we got time for.

You're asking. I know, I know. Is there any other questions you have? I'm off the hook. You're not. That wasn't too bad. Okay, so your books that's what we got time for. You're awesome. I know, what's this? I know, is there any other questions you have? I'm off the hook. You're on the hook. That wasn't too bad. Okay, so your books, people can focus. Is it all at brandyglendville.com?

Is that the easiest? Or do you want them by your books? Tell me everything. Go to brandyglendville.com, I have t-shirts, I have my books. I actually have a new wine that's out on Thursday. It's called Unfiltered Blonde, it's a Shardinay. And that's available on unfilteredblonde.com.

Congratulations. Thank you. It will be in bed mode on all the stores. What? Oh, we're gonna love this. It's just coming out this week. Yes, we have our launch party on Thursday. Very excited.

That is so excited. Oh, my God. I want to come. I figured no question. I like to drink. It's one blonde unfiltered. It's the best thing ever. And then check out our books, which are hilarious and great.

And thank you for being here. And, man, thank you, but I have to say two things first which are very important for everyone to know that Oh, May 12th. I'm doing a live podcast with Lynette Corolla. She's got a hilarious podcast I love her. I know she's great. Oh, man. It's we yeah, I'll tell you a second for crying out loud I cut myself off May 12th at Tin Horn Flats in Hollywood. 8 p.m. doors open at six. And how do people find out about it? Madison, what? I don't know.

So, Shamedi, I follow us on Twitter. Oh, follow me on Twitter and Facebook and Instagram, which is all sex with Emily. That's so friggin easy. Also, we're looking for interns, social media, marketing production, just super fun job. Feedback at sexwithemily.com. Oh, and menace, we're gonna be in Vegas

next weekend together. Yeah, we are, I totally forgot. And why I'm with Lynnette, we're gonna party. There's something going on there, what? Oh, she told me, it's Mancrea, it's for Adam's wine. Wait, are you in a calm? I'm gonna try to come, but we have the same wine maker. So I was just with Lynnette and she's like,

the hard rock's not gonna be carrying it. So they're having a party. That's gonna be there, you know? I'm gonna try. Okay, let's talk after we're gonna go to Vegas. It's gonna the hard rock's not gonna be carrying it. So they're having a party. That's gonna be there. You know, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna try. Okay, let's talk after. We're gonna go to Vegas. It's gonna be a party. I'll try to meet up.

I'm there for the Rock and Rial music festival. I'm working. I like snorrum should get us a ride on this plane. After two, I went on the podcast. It was so fun. We really did. I just, I'm like, oh, I love private. It's your seat.

It turns me on. That gets me where I just think about it. Exactly. I have to go play with my ass. I'm not. Thank you for my night. I love me where I just think about it. Exactly, I have to go play with my office. Oh my god. Thank you for running out of the house. I love it. I hope I enjoy it.

I love it. Okay, love you, Menace. Thank you, Brandi. Thank you, Madison. Thank you for being here. And thanks for listening to Sex with Emily. It was good for you. Email me.

Feedback. It's sexwithemily.com. Woo-hoo. And then, okay. My stall. I know. Okay, everyone. Let me tell you about promo. I know. I know. Okay, okay. Nice dog.

I thought I'd do that. I don't know. I know. Okay, everyone, let me tell you about promescent, okay? You wanna last longer in bed because, well, you probably do. It doesn't orgasm gap. Women take 20 to four minutes to orgasm, 20 to 40.

Guys can take like six to 10. What do you do? How do you make sure it stays in orgasm? You use promescent. Helps you last longer in bed. It's a quickly absorbing delay spray. It helps with premature ejaculation or just you want to double your time. It's the only FDA-approved treatment.

Go to permessant.com to find out more of that's PROMESCET. Thanks for listening. Listen in.