Sex With Emily - Valentine’s Day Remix: A Mash-Up

Episode Date: February 13, 2019

On today’s show, Emily is bringing to you a mash-up of all things Valentine’s Day to give you a little more romance inspiration. She gives the tea on all things cupid from gift ideas to sexpectations to tales of V-Day’s past. This show is going to get you in the romantic mood and spark some ideas for the bedroom. Thank you for supporting our sponsors who help keep the show FREE: Pjur, Adam and Eve, PlusOne, Karezza, and SiriusXM. Follow Emily on all social: @sexwithemily. For even more sex advice, tips & tricks, visit: sexwithemily.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for listening to Sex with Emily on Today's show and bringing you a mashup of all things Valentine's Day. To give you a little more inspiration, from gift ideas to sex expectations to tales of V-Day's past, this show is going to get you in the romantic mood and hopefully sparks some ideas for the bedroom. All this and more, thanks for listening. Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Betrubized, they call them in a fight on day. Hey, Avaline, you got a boyfriend?

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whose jury summons contained an error sending them to a phone sex hotline. Yes. So Jackson County Circuit clerk Randy said he found out about the error and they informed residents to call a phone number on Monday to find, you know, you call and drive,

do you do it, do you do it, do you not? And it said, for hot girls, And they informed residents to call a phone number on Monday to find you know you call and drive Dury Dury Dury Dury Dury Dury Dury not. And it said for Hot Girls Press One for Hot Guys Press Two. That's amazing. Yeah, I love it. I love it right. Hopefully nobody didn't hurt her best, but he said, please accept my apologies. And he said that the company's been contracting for years. What do you say?

The company has been you know that it wasn't whatever. They apologize and he said it's very embarrassing. I'm sure at some point down the road I might spec in laugh but right now it's not funny. Oh no he's laughing in the office. That is kind of funny because of the old lady going, I don't get it like the eight year old like what? I wish I had a video that would be great. It is kind of funny. There probably is a video going on about it. Okay so V-Day sex moves. Sex moves. Oh we're getting right into the sex. I don't know. I don't know. I don't have to do something for V-Day. Well, we've already, we haven't just

showed that came out earlier this week. Uh, gifts. Oh, I want to love them part of that one. Can you give me a brief breakdown? Oh, do you want some tips? No, no, just like, what did you say in the gifts? That's a good, you know what? That's actually a really, really good point. Madison will pull it up, but do you wanna talk about it? We talked about like gifts for the single, girls, gifts for the guy, some of our... What, okay, how can I ask you a question? Yep.

Okay, we did debate, yeah, go. Okay, as ladies. Who's in charge, no. No, no, no, what do you at least expect on Valentine's Day? And don't tell me you don't expect it. No, my thing is if they say I don't care, I don't want to think they just do something because it is a day about love. It's a day about recognizing your relationship and doing something special. So I think we want, but it differs from people to be mad at someone

on the show. Madness and how many of the shows and you know, you can't just be there. Madness and it's awesome. What would you like, Madness? I think the whole point and what we definitely, the point we're trying to get across is it's all about knowing your partner Which is why what you're saying about the terrible flowers and stuff like that? Like if you're gonna go flowers get flowers that you know that they like like if they like lilies get them lilies Yeah, they like tulips. I don't know who looks tulips get them tulips. I do. Yeah, okay, so there you go But yeah, there you go. So it's all about I want a gift that's's going to show me that my partner knows me and knows what I like.

Right. First like, you know, it's like a pettier gift. Look, that's great and everything. But you got to get the flowers that are going to make all the other bitches in the office jealous. You know what I'm saying? You got to go above and beyond. You know what I'm saying?

You've just sent them to the office so she looks good. Of course. That's the pimp move. My whole thing is flowers die. Like, I don't know. Maybe it's just the fact that I'm like 25 and like I don't have a lot of places to put flowers, but like when people send me flowers, they die. Like I don't have any other puts on that.

I think it's a way to do it. It is a way to do it. So much right. But you have to do it. It's just a thing that you don't have to do. I think it's important to love. I know women say I don't care. I don't care about flowers, but if we're in a relationship, okay, do something plan something. Yeah, hard. I don't care about what it is. We even did some DIY gifts that were cool. Okay, well, okay, let's talk about favorite toys in the year.

I'm trying to think if you are. I don't know what I'm just saying. As women, what do you expect? Okay, I guess I expect a lot of flotter. What's after that? I think I expect a plan, but we could plan it together anyway. If I'm in a relationship, I don't need him to be like freaking out for weak in advance thinking what to do. Just let's talk about it. Like I don't wanna go to a fancy restaurant and stay with all the other couples.

Like I'd rather do something on the Sunday. We'd act about a lot of fun day-dates you could do. I wanna go like ice skating. Okay. I just decided. Okay. I might go alone. It'll be fun. But just something you know, you can make a whole day. You could do a picnic. Well, definitely. If you plan, I mean, I wouldn't surprise them with the picnic. I would definitely have a discussion. First, right. What if they're allergic to grass? You like take them to a park and they're just sitting there itching from head

Right, you talked about like Netflix and chill like Volunteer together okay, this can I just give advice to women? Like don't have that discussion to say like what you want to do because the guys can be like oh, so what do you want to do? And you're like oh nothing and then you know you really want to do because the guys can be like, oh, so what do you want to do? And you're like, oh, nothing. And then he know you really want to do something right? You're right. Because then you're going to totally hold it against him when he doesn't have to has anything to do. You're so right.

It's going to be something super lame. But you don't just don't talk enough about anything across the board. I think is what what I'm realizing and I've realized that it's truly. These things that should be so easy of just saying what we want. This is what I like. This is what I prefer. This is what I want in bed. It's so easy to say what we don't want,

but why is it even in life when you're trying to pick a career or you're trying to pick anything? It's like, what do I want? It's so hard. And then I think the reason why people don't communicate a lot is part of it, they don't want to be judged. But a big part of it is they just don't know. Yeah. So maybe some girls like I want a dozen roses

and I want a dinner. Perfect. But I think a lot might be okay with talking about it and making an experience that you both share. It's 2016. Like do you feel like you're in charge of Valentine's Day? Yeah, I think I am. I mean, my girlfriend definitely gave me a guide.

She's like, look. What she says, see, I want to be one of those girls. Tell me what she said. She said, she's more of a dude than I am. She's like, all I want is a steak dinner. I go, done, easy. I'll play it so you're gonna take it a bow or something. Yeah, I'll take it a nice steak place.

And then, that's good, that's easy. She's really expect flatters because I think it's a waste, but I already set that up too. How about the sexy love-making stuff? We, for work, I have to be at a hotel, so I'll be- Oh, that's the night you're going to go to the double tree? To a hotel.

Yeah. Oh, another hotel. Okay, don't talk about it. Yeah, but I am doing commercials for double-trees. Okay. Everybody should stay at double tree. Oh my god, I want to know where you're going. See, okay.

Okay, now the thing about it, I'm skating, yeah, for the day, maybe for like an hour. But I would love to go away tody, yeah, for the day, maybe for like an hour, but I would love to go away to like the four seasons for the night. Like I love nice hotels and I love staying in really nice hotel. That was where I would love I would love to trip for the weekend because even staying in LA and I want to massage and I want to eat a room service in bed and then watch TV. All right. Well, Madison, she's in a relationship.

So have you had a discussion? Yeah, about Valentine's Day. Yeah, but we're going to San Francisco. Oh, yeah. So you, your buddy hooked him up with some. Oh, for real? Yeah, so we're going to crush. And we're saying his parents live in San Jose.

So we're spending Valentine's in his childhood bedroom. Oh, hell yeah. With his parents on the other side of the wall I get to do silent sex which is just about the most awkward sex of all time I'm gonna hotel room hotel tonight. We honestly his parents like They be weird about it. No not only that they spoil us like when we stay with them I mean like everything we could possibly want they provide they do my laundry when I go there I've been doing my laundry since I was like 15 years old. But do they provide rose petals on the bed and Loub?

Uh, they do not, I bring my own Loub. Well, we're getting, we're not gonna get back Sunday night. So we'll probably do like our big like hot sex thing Sunday night. We'll get back to our, oh great. Oh, great. Yeah, we get to go LA. Yeah, we get back to LA. But yeah, we, I make a point because he's not a good planner

and I don't like, he does things last minute. So I always ask him ahead of time like hey, so Let's talk about Valentine's Day. What do you want to do? What do I want to do? Let's figure it out because I don't want him to stress out about it And I don't want him to feel guilty and feel bad. That's really good Like I try to take some of the pressure off of him because I'd feel terrible if like it was up to me And I have just like flabbing around there. He's not a mind reader. Yeah guys don't know I mean and women don't know either.

Let's talk about it. That's why. That's why. Your girlfriend knows, but you know, but you also don't want to be the girl who like I want him to be a mind reader and figure it out. I know. And if you haven't had that discussion yet with your partner

and you are the female in the relationship, you should totally bring it up because if it comes around Valentine's Day, you're just going to have argument and a crappy Valentine's day. So you have five days right now to figure it out He hasn't said anything Hey, what do you think we should do for Valentine's day? Right. It's obvious. It's just been a good. There's nothing wrong with that You're so right. That's a great way to put it so what I don't they're gonna discipline everyone says that guys are done guys are done They are gonna support you and I think some women want to be disappointed.

I'm not drawn on Valentine's Day. You're so right. Like I thought he would do something and why didn't he do something? And... Or what he did was lame and went bowling. Yeah. Right.

You're so right. No, we're gonna get it. Absolutely. That'd be something you want to do. Right. And you could tell him that like it's together, like what do you want to do? What should we do?

Here's some ideas. Yeah. I just think we made, we kept so much love together. We did. I feel like people were just about to break up all over the place. Talk about it. But a little bit of sex stuff, I'm just gonna throw in there that it is Valentine's Day. And it is the one day you're that you can focus

on Lil' Sexy something different. Of course. Right? You're gonna be in hotel room. Yeah, I'm gonna destroy that one. You wanna come to my trunk and I'll give you some candles and loops. Yes. Because you need destroy that one. You wanna come to my trunk and I'll give you some candles and gloom. Yes, because you need better gas mileage.

It's just weighing you down. I know, I do need it in the car. It is, I do need a car anyway. But okay, so the largest male sex organ, we know what it is, your penis, we know how to work it. You say you guys are simple, but women, you know, were wired a little bit differently. And the overalls will start in our brains.

So it turns in our minds. So, you know, guys have to like tell us ahead of time, like sexy things they want to do, set the scene, like candles, the glow of the candles, the sense, all of that, create a mood, give a massage, you could stay at home and do all these things. But like, I feel like it should be the night

where you're doing something that you haven't done before. So, it could be essential massage, which you've talked a lot about on the show, teasing, which I know you don't want to be teased. Or go slowly too, this could be, and I have so central sex, I think that a lot of women would like, here's what I know.

So being on Lovelight, we've been talking about the silly that we're gonna start having colors in a way that works for us because we tried it here before, because a lot of times we get emails from people and it's hard to like, we don't get the whole story, right? Yeah, there's parts missing

So oftentimes for example like in love line one does another show I do it twice a week now. It's also a podcast Love line check it out, but people calling they're like I just want more my husband we are together the sex was great But now I feel like he's but this woman said he's butter fingers or it just he goes right for my you know I've always talked about like he goes right for the sex and so I just think that If you are having sex the same way which you feel relationship It's probably gotten to some sort of routine no judgment But this is the night where you could slow it down a little bit try a little something different You know with massage oil with a little blindfold or just going slow, kissing that making out when you're having sex.

Look at getting through those eyes, you know? Move slow, five times slower, all of that. This is the time to do it. Saw it down. Valentine's Day. Okay, now we're getting into it, Anderson. You can, well, you've already talked about how you feel about it, but here's the big news that Madison teased you with yesterday.

She's teasing me. A new study found 41% of women dread Valentine's Day. Welcome aboard, ladies. Welcome aboard. But it's not going away. I think it has become kind of a giant cliche that everyone feels the way the young go buy some chocolates and when you go buy some of this mess, but it's cards from a hallmark. But it is a day.

It's not going away. That's our thing. About love and romance, and I think it should be about sex. And maybe we're doing it wrong. Like maybe since Valentine's Day is not going away, we have to turn around and make it work for us. So I think we have to make it our own. So don't feel bad about skipping the flowers. Even if you're in a committed relationship, you can break from the typical Valentine's Day traditions and you can even take the pressure off. You could talk about it early with your partner.

If you're having any anxiety now, you can be like, Baybliss and Valentine's Day is coming up. Let's be honest, because if you're in a new relationship, you might never have had that talk and you might be stressing right now, what do I get her?

We've been together three months, six months. There's all these guides online, like if you get her three months. I'm in that boat. I've been married for almost five years now. I have no idea what I'm getting. Okay, okay. I don't know if I'm gonna get there or anything.

Why don't you talk to her? I might just ignore it and pretend like it never happened. Okay, right. Why don't you talk to her about it? What if you say, listen, it's coming up. Emily and I were talking about it on the show and she had a great deal. Can I give her one of your shirts?

Yes, you can give her a toy, dude. Give her a lube. Go into the closet after. But I feel like you can eliminate the fear from gifts. What, give her a toy dude give her a lube go into the closet after but I feel like you can I can eliminate the fear from gifts what give her toy from my Your closet out. I didn't understand what you're talking about going to the closet. I thought you're gonna give her a Sex toy and then go into the closet. No, you want the closet at your house. It's not the bedroom Yeah, it's true. It's not the bedroom. That's right. I'm a closet

So I think it's about expressing and feeling love, and I think what your partner wants to feel is appreciated and special. Because I started to think about my best Valentine's Day, and what I thought about was, I told one of you we could go about dating a guy, and I brought all the toys, like literally, I was like, oh my god, we're gonna have a romantic night, and I packed up one of those little travel wheelie suitcases

with every toy owned. Right. Because I got you this. I'm such a bad packer. Anyway, I'm like, we could try the cock ring and then we could try the gag and then we could try the sports sheets, G-Spot link, everything, which we didn't,

but I got so excited. And then I remember the other one. You forgot that you were with a guy and you have one, so then you're everything else is over. You was always embarrassing, you brought literally 18 toys. I've been charging them all day. It was, I just am not great with proportions.

This is, this is early, right? This is younger days. Well, now there's just like a few years ago. But younger days I remembered my very most memorable Valentine was when I was in third grade. I remember they made you give everyone everybody Valentine's. And so every guy's a little peanuts that was exciting. It was so exciting. And they had little hearts in there. Yeah. And they would be like waiting for the one from your crush to see what I was going to say. So what happened to me one year? That's where it should stay, right?

You should just stay in elementary school. Right. That was fun. Should go beyond elementary school. But in third grade, I remember that this guy Chris, who I thought was cute, this blonde boy with blue eyes, I go into my thing. I know.

I go into my Valentine's Day stash of cards. And there was all little ones, right? They're all like three inches. I still have some of them. And then there was a big one. Oh no. It was like one of those huge hot ones. It was probably like, I don't know, what is this?

Like, do you know what he's trying to say, right? No, now I opened it up and it was like, happy Valentine's ending and there was a dollar in there. Oh no. Hahaha. Did he feel like you held them at least? Not just because I'm a Jew. I was like, oh my God, a doll.

A doll. He was really like me. That's like a week's worth of pay. I know. But I felt like, I was like, why did I love that? That's your favorite Valentine's moment. No, it's my memorable, not favorite. It's my favorite.

I felt special. I felt like this guy likes me. You didn't give dollars to ever, remember the girl in the class? And I just started thinking about what makes you feel special. He thought about me. He took time out. He wrote a card and he gave me $3.

Third grade. Maybe it was fourth grade. Third grade. By moving in fourth grade. Third grade. Zellabry premature to give me money. Fourth grade. There's a last time a guy gave me money.

PS. No frigging joke. I don't believe that. No, it's true. I've never been the like, can you buy me? Can you do this? Can you do this? No, I haven't.

Sure people. Buy you drinks. Switch translates to money. True. I didn't even know drink, can you buy me, can you do this, can you do this? No, I haven't. Sure people, buy you drinks, switch translates to money. True. I didn't even know drink calls anything. Tell me something. I was like, really? Aren't they free? I thought bars get jammed for free. But you know, I feel like some people like to do this with gifts.

So like maybe you are, maybe you find out like, hey babe, do you say your wife's name? You say Jillian, right? I'm going to show. But like you could say, like I've been thinking about it, like what, what, what, real things? I don't want to, you know, dress out and get real nonsense. I don't want you don't stress out, get you something that you don't like. So do you want an experience?

Would you want to go away? Give her options. How does this differentiated from her birthday or Christmas? You ask her, do you want something romantic? Do you want, I don't want, and she doesn't want you waste money on something, or spend the mental energy obsessing about it. So there might be something that she does want.

So talk to your partner about it. So you get out of that, but here's some other things. I do and find out what they want if you're in a relationship, take the pressure off yourself if you're in a new thing, and if you're in anything, in a long term thing, it doesn't matter. I've even been with guys like, are we doing this Valentine's Day thing? And I was like, I really don't care. Let's just go out to dinner. Let's just, or not at night, like, let's order in. To me, the best one is like watching like before Netflix and chill with a thing.

I would do that. But I do have a gift guide first. I'm gonna start with, because if you are still, and these are all unique sexy gifts that I do think that I am picked. But I also after that, I'm telling you what's coming up,

I have some other things, I'm Valentine's Day that you can do on your own. Okay. Joe, all in one massage kit. Massage kit, you know, you can give a gift massage to anybody like, you know, your friend or whatever. Right. But this is still handwritten.

It's a good for one massage. I've done that when I'm lazy. I've done that in New Year's time. I've done it with my wife. I've done it with my wife. I've done it with the last year. I've done it with my wife. I've done it with the last year.

I've done it with my wife. I've done it with my wife. I've done it with my wife. I've done it with my wife. I've done it with my wife. I've't want to go. But then I bought Madison one. I was like two years later because she was stressed. I bought her one, get the office. She was here to let me do it. If you actually get them like that. She didn't use it. No one uses it. I felt like the hand, like you take a line piece of paper and you fold it. No, I actually need you to. I'm a lot of people forget to use them. So get this thing. You get a mini tea like candle. You get a handheld massage or a guidebook teaching you how to give a massage and you get their massage glide, which is a body-safe

silicone gel and you can find this in the section at Elmi's store. That's a great gift for your partner. Mystic wand, I love it. It's great for, again, singular couples. I love wand vibrators. The Mystic wand, it's rechargeable, it's from vibratex, it's smaller and more lightweight than the original rechargeable magic wand. So it's like velvety, curved feel, great teas during intercourse or by yourself. Super powerful. Organic. It is. Organic.

That's exactly what it is. I couldn't think of the word right now. Three intensity levels. I love it when I went to all the, you know, I go to these sex trade, trade shows. It was the buzz of the show six months ago. Everybody was like, that's the best toy.

That's the best one. That's the best and now it's out. It took them a while to get it. Did it win an award? Go up in a quick step. I think they won an award. Flowers were thrown at each. Because it's been around as a chargeable,

and now you can't. It's not the magic one, the mystic one. Made by the same people, but. Okay, and then another thing is a doggy style strap. Who doesn't love doggy style sex? Women don't often like it. Yeah. They like it, but? Women don't often like it. They like it, but not as much as men love it.

A lot of women have really, it's uncomfortable. Guys can get off that way. I think men like it too, because they can kind of be with themselves, you know what I mean? Like, do you think that's why and they can fantasize about someone else? There's a mirror in the room. They can do the Patrick Bateman thing.

I hope he's the Patrick Bateman thing. I hate that, really. I think that might be part of it. Dude, well, whatever it is, this is going to make him a pleasure over her because it's a padded belt with adjustable straps. It goes across the women's pelvic region while her partner enters from behind, holds the straps for leverage. So instead of being off-forz, it allows them to be held upright, which relieves those wrists

and arms and back strain and you can kind of position. It just like really is the doggy style strap that you can position in a way. You looking at my hands, I'm getting really excited. You are. I'm also thinking that you could put on some kind of headpiece for the lady where she has like roof and mirrors so she can maybe see like over her shoulders so she can kind of watch the guy so that he can't be completely by himself. You know, if she had like some kind of like head gear, but I had like mirrors in front of her so she could see over her shoulder.

Think women are all monitoring their partners. I feel like one that guy is throwing it from behind. And he might be doing like the Patrick Bateman thing. She can she can see. That just the Patrick Bateman thing is when he he's looks in the mirror the whole time and he's gonna sit up to the person right. He is a sociopath.

So hopefully your partner is a sociopath. The other thing is it increases the angle's penetration from 90 degrees to 45 degrees. Typically we're at a 90 degree angle with this. You go 45 degrees, typically we're at a 90-degree angle with this you go 45 degrees, which allows for a deeper G-spot penetration. That's the only math you will ever hear me use on the show.

And also, it takes this position which is super popular, not pleasurable. It's a great gift. You can find it at sportcheats.com. It's probably on our website. Here's the last one, we've been through these. So it's a FT London. FT London. It's a new, they used to be called fun toys and So it's a FT London. FT London.

It's a new, they used to be called Fun Toys, another called FT London, free branding. But whatever it is, whatever they call themselves, I love them, they make this G-ring, and they're kind of our new obsession on here. It's a G-ring, it goes around your finger and your finger becomes a goddamn vibrator. So a woman can use a man, can use it,

you can use it alone with a partner. It's like really cute and adorable but powerful. So it's waterproof. You can do this in the shower, the bath. You can put it inside. Outside, like you can, like your hand becomes a vibrator. So you can use it while you're massaging it.

Use it on your clitoris. It's a little baby thing but has a lot of power. And it's totally unique. I've never seen anything like it, also available in the Sex Family Store. Nice. And I've got a full gift guide on my website which you can check out because you still have some days left. Those are like sex games you can play with.

Yes. I love sex games. Like you could go ahead. Okay. Sex games, a thousand sex games by Kapper K-H-E-P-E-R. They have like different sex games on our website. And I like those sex games. You get little cards, like two-throwed-dare or something. It sounds silly, but like

If you guys have never had the sex talk or you never like played it's sexy it could be stripped whatever strip sex games or Monopoly one of them called monogamy, but it's monopoly But it's monogamy super fun The game is a board game called not to be like monopoly. Just get something fun, but it's not just again, I know I just said that about the gifts, but I always think I will maintain this after 12 years of sex with Emily. If you're going to do something and I know a lot of you like, but I got a good or a gift, get something sexy, get him something sexy, spice it up, keep it going, something for the year. You can take little Hershey's kisses and fling them off the end of your penis into her

mouth. It's like cornhole, but- If you have that skill. Yeah, and you can try. It takes a lot of, or maybe little hearts for Valentine's Day. Right, those little candy hearts. Two more reasons why I hate Valentine's Day. Thank you, please.

Yeah. Okay, because I'm just thinking about this and like, it's so cliché to hate Valentine's Day especially as a kid. And it's how we started this whole- It's real. I really dislike it. And it goes deeper than I realized. Alright, another reason is like my first girlfriend,

you know, puppy love, I was probably 15, 16 years old, and I thought that like it was gonna be forever, and I overdid everything, because that was that guy. And I remember really overdue in a Provalentine state, like, or I take her down to the lake, and then I opened the trunk, the car on like balloons came out,

and she had like, I think I bought her a VC. I said, I went over the top. A VC? Yeah, I was way back one. And so you could watch tapes, but. Nowadays, it's like, I'm, you know, I'm married to the love of my life. She's I went over the top. A VCR? Yeah, I was way back one. And so you could watch tapes. Nowadays, it's like, I'm married to the love of my life. She's got my, we have a child together, and I'm not going to take her to the lake and open

up the fucking trunk with balloons coming out. But I did it for this idiot to- What did you do at the beginning? You did some romantic things with her, I'm sure. Another reason why I hate the Valentine's Day, I think it's a limited- You didn't do that? No, I didn't do that at the beginning. She knows that I've hated Valentine's Day since the beginning, Valentine's. But another reason why, and I think it's a limited. You didn't answer? No, I didn't do that at the beginning. She knows that I've hated Valentine's Day since the beginning.

Valentine's. But another reason why, and I think this is a limited, but I bet it's true to both men and women, is right after Christmas, right after Christmas the holidays, right? It's kind of sad. It's sad, yeah. You know, off the credit cards, all this and that. And the Christmas motif, the Christmas songs are gone, which some people are happy about, but you know, like the Jolly Santas and the Christmas lights. And all that stuff is now gone and a lot of places is immediately replaced with Valentine's

fucking cupid and so you go to your supermarket the night before, right? And it's Christmasy and then you go and it's all fucking cupids and you're like, oh, the holidays are over and this shit's here and it wears on you. That pissed me off. That pissed me off. I couldn't believe how quickly they switched at this year. It's like everything's on sale. Everything Christmas. Everything Christmas.

It's gonna be a motif going on in these places. That's right. It's that nice. There's gotta be a motif and the balance. It's hard, just like you want to replace a great candidate. I don't want to say that. But when Howard Stern left, they knew that whoever they're going to put Howard Stern's place was going to fail because you don't want to come in But you know, like when Howard Stern left, like they knew that whoever they're gonna put Howard Stern's place was going to fail

because you don't wanna come in after the top dog, right? So you think that that's why I failed. Christmas is the biggest one, and then you replace them with naked babies flying? No! It's confusing. And it's sad too when you see it's like all the dead Christmas trees on the street.

It's very sad. Okay, but here's the, I got one more thing to say about Valentine's Day. This is part two of my Valentine's Day thing. It's fine. I would pay $100 right now to make it go away forever. Thank you so much for supporting our sponsors. We love them. We're going to take a quick break and we come back even more Valentine's Day stuff.

Surprise goes right along with doing something you guys don't normally do, getting outside of your comfort zone of your relationship. Try it. Try something like that you guys keep putting off. And if you, again, that it doesn't have to be about money either, it can be like the scrap. I mean, I don't think that ever gets old doing like a scrapbook or putting a framing a photo and telling your partner how you feel like what you love about them.

Because I do think that we, a lot of times, focus on the negative things. And this is just an important exercise I think you do. A lot when you feel like you can only focus on the negative things to write it down. And let them know what you truly appreciate about your partner in a card, however you wanna do it. Cause I think that we,

so say you just, you forget sometimes that you, the things that you love them, why you love them, why you're in it. And I think we all like to feel appreciated and know why, why we're loved. Even though we might know. Sometimes I'm like, why do you even like me? Like, have you ever been in that situation?

Oh, yeah. I think you're like, why do you like me? Absolutely. Why do we do me? We all want to hear it. It's not like just ego. Yeah. Okay, maybe part of it.

But that's okay. I might know. I might know. He's always good to hear some nice things about yourself. I think that's also very useful, actually, you know, when you are kind of been in a bad place and you have been like, maybe negative or like not like being frustrated actually, you know, when you are kind of been in a bad place and you have been like maybe negative or like not like being frustrated with each other lately is when you start you write down all the things

you really do like about them and love about them. Like just even writing it down and seeing it, like it'll bring a smile to your face. Like you'll calm down a little bit. Like you'll be like, oh, okay, like this is why I put up with all the other stuff. Like this is what got me here in the first place and you kind of bring you back to that like, oh, okay, like this is why I put up with all the other stuff. That's what I think. This is what got me here in the first place. And you kind of bring to you back to that, like, for even just a moment, maybe like that

little beginning time of relationship where everything was fresh. You're just like, okay, this is what I initially like felt about you. And I'm like, I, you can decide then and there, I'm going to get back to that place. Right. And that goes along with recreating the first date. I think that's what I'm going to say. Oh, that's cute. Like a long-term relationship. Like, back to that place. And that goes along with recreating the first date. I think that's a long time. That's cute. Like a long-term relationship.

Like go back to the place that you met. Isn't it funny when we start day-zone, we often, don't you often go back like, I remember when you first saw me and we first saw it. It's just like, because we're trying to get back to those feelings we had. So I think what if you actually can recreate it? That's cool.

Actually. I know. Right? We're the same thing. I think that would be kind of like, oh yeah, I remember when we same food. I think that would be kind of like Oh, yeah, I remember when we we did that. You think that would be good like kind of like also dirty talk to like It's like describe the first time you saw me like what you thought. Yeah, that's brilliant. I think that's great I know that would get like someone is telling me

But they first time they saw me and that they want it what they wanted to do to me the first time they saw me Yeah, like there made me, like, there. Yeah, no, I love the idea. She already knew. I love you, everyone. What the guys want to do to me, what girls want to do, I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm just making it feel good. That is so good.

Right, writing it down, Prack, yeah, I love that. How can we think about sex differently on Valentine's Day? I'm so into slowing everything down. You know my, one of my top tips is go five times slower than you think, but slow, sensual, sex. Tick-tongue at the foreplay, give each other a massage. Just get one of these amazing candles. We are burning the Donna sex candles.

The massage candles and the Massage Candles will be sex candles. Quick talk about massage candles. I used to obsess about them when I had my own candles years ago, but I do feel like now these Donna candles, first of all, we talk about enhancing your senses during sex. They smell amazing. You light them, then you blow it out, and it's this warm massage oil that you can pour on your partner.

It doesn't ever want a massage. It takes away the stress, your relax, and then you rub up against your other bodies. And I do like these candles. I like them every time I go home. I'll pour it on myself at night. You like, you know, I do my own massage. I do. It's like a two, I love these candles. I like them every time I go home. I'll pour it on myself at night. You like, yeah, I'll pour it on myself to my own massage.

I do. It's like a two, I love. I like it's a moisturizer too. Yeah, it feels good on your skin actually. So it's like killing two birds with one stone. You're getting relaxed. And you're doing your skin a favor. I also are gonna add not just a back massage,

but also take in mind like a good foot or hand massage. Right. That's easy to do while you're just sitting, watching TV, watching a movie, like give a little hand massage. You'll be amazed if you give or receive the reaction. Yeah. It's great. And some really like passive things you can do, like fill a tub with ebbs and salt and

warm water and put your partner's foot in them and then you don't have to do anything. But it literally when someone did it to me, I was like, I'm gonna cry. It was like so, so, so nurturing too. Yeah, and then they gave me some tea and I was like, I don't understand what is happening. Right? It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. You know, they didn't even have time to do other stuff and that was more than going out to dinner and doing any of the fancy stuff. I was like, Oh God, I really need this part. Just like sit down. I think it's like that they consider that they think you're about to do that.

That's something that you kind of need it because it does get you grounded when you're in a bath or you're so true or warm anything in top view. I like that. What about some kinky sex? We'd have a lot of stuff on our site about blogs, our kinky side first steps to do that, how to communicate, set rules, consent. Like let's walk to a sexy kinky scenario. Maybe pick a subject. Okay. You're gonna get, walk with you.

Oh, there's a lot of guys. I know, Shannon. What do you think? A bondage in rope ties, you can do blindfolds, you can do a little spanking, you can do a little slopping. I mean, I always say number one, go with a blindfold. Yeah. Taking away that sense, it's just the unknown and the anticipation

just from that blindfold and taking away one of like our main senses is great. And then you can go from there, give a little tie in the wrist up. That's very simple and also very sexy to have someone do that for you or to do it to someone else. Feed him chocolate. Feed him chocolate. Ice. Ice and chocolate. I used the candle.

Use the candle. Use the candle. Use the candle. Then use some ice cubes. And a little one. Yeah. And if you get some hot water, maybe mint tea or something, just swish it around your mouth.

You can manipulate the temperature of your mouth with ice or tea. Absolutely. It has such an impact on giving head or giving kisses or anything like that. It's really fun to play. Yeah, that is fun. Mint tea and the cold.

I like that. I have to mention here, though, too, that like, sport cheese just came out with this new S&M line. Yes. They revamped it. They made it all like burgundy, which is such a sexy color. They have like all these cool things.

And something that I thought was like super interesting, that's like so simple too, that I never thought of. We went to Amni a little while back. Which is a sex toy. Yeah, sex toy trade show. And they were showing us, you know, because we love sports sheets, you know, we have so much fun, we talk about fun. There was, I wanna say it was like a, it was kind of like three little chains on the end of a stick.

I don't remember what it was called. The middle ball chain, the middle ball jangler. And she was saying she's like put this in a bowl of ice cubes. And you, it gets super cold and it trace that across your partner's skin, like it gave me goose bumps just thinking, yeah, and then she said, put it in hot water and it gets hot too.

And it's like, just something so simple like that, but can feel so amazing. Like I was like, I am gonna do that. Absolutely. That's a really, yeah, it is a sexy life. I like that. Before we continue on with the kinky sacks, I always have to mention, if you guys want to take it

to more of the choking or spaking or slapping or thing, make sure you communicate before. I would actually say, like I only said a couple days before, so that then like the day of you're not like, okay, going down the list, like make sure you kind of already know and know each other's limits. And then you might be able to have a bit more fun with it. For consent, like say, I absolutely think that. Absolutely. That we have that.

Um, have another, a classic is using the colors, green is good, yellow is working in a little, we're getting a little to my edge, red is stop, that's always a classic way to continue on with it, but you don't have a little, have fun with it. to continue on with it, but yeah, I'm like, that's a good one. Have some fun with it. It's like the one that we are saying, like, don't let it slip your body. There's a past your body. The whole body is basically your playground.

So like you could have like 15 minutes only dedicated to arms and get to know what part of your partner's arms is really, really sensitive. It reminds like the creases of my knees and my arms. Like, you could stay there all night. I'll be die-hubby. And that's like four, but I mean, that's the part that, like, discover new, a Roger's own, that you never have.

Like, when's the last time you really slowed it down with your partner and that, we say that kissing is the first thing that goes in four-play and it relates to it. So bring that back, let it extend it out, you know? Like, and tease be like, in the morning, only 15 minutes of, I'm gonna just like play around with your legs and see what gets you off,

and then not get you off, and then walk away till later, which is the first time. I mean, this is going in more time. Yep. Yeah, it's awesome. That's fantastic. What about some gifts?

So this is coming out like, you know, you guys have like, at 10 days, 12 days, to get some things that would be cool for Valentine's Day. There is some stuff on our site that's really fun, the Unbound. I love all the Unbound jewelry. It's the Unbound gift. The Unbound like handcuffed bracelets, the loop shooter. I love the loop shooter.

I just want to loop that. I don't know where that is. Oh my God. I remember Shannon was looking on our site and she was like, she was like, oh my God, there is an ice cream vibe loop vile next to me. She's breaking out. Yeah, we have it on our site. She was like, oh my god, there's an ice cream vibe loop vibe next to me. She's breaking out, yeah, we have it on our site. And she was like, oh my god, I need this. How about the vibrating necklace?

It's so beautiful. Oh, right, the best one. It's so pretty, yeah. It's amazing. Oh, there's so much that the necklace whip. Oh, yeah, that's cool. It's like a choker whip. Exactly, it's really exciting.

And it's beautiful. There's one that's a chain and one that's like, think leather, you can choose between them. I think the like Emily said the handcuffs bracelet. Yeah. It's so pretty. Yeah. So also what I like about this, if you've been wanting that from your partner and you're like, don't know how to ask where those bracelets to, wherever out that night. And then just like you've already got your handcuffs on you. Exactly. It's like your bangles and your bondage. Really good conversation starter by the way. Yeah, these do. Can I just add a little something

if you're gonna wear the unbound handcuffs to dinner? Or you see your partner wearing the handcuffs to dinner, make them put the handcuffs on either wrist as you walk out the restaurant. Release your handcuffs. Oh yeah, walk in the front of the restaurant. Yeah. Yeah, little tease.

And cares is someone sees it. There's little teas and... Cares is so in season. It's very minimal, they're small. It'll just look like you're holding your hands together. But it's a little teas and it's a little excitement in public. Yes. And they're so pretty.

I like it. I know the last roundup tips for Real Tense Day. And we have stuff on our site too. Yeah, if you're single, I guess this kind of depends on what you already have or if you want to go on a spending spree on yourself for me because I'm single. I think I might just have a field day and try out all of the toys that I have. Let me just gonna you know go to town. Yeah, you know why not? It is on hump day after all.

Exactly. What would be your favorite toy if you weren't a desert island you could bring one? Oh, you know already. Yeah. The womenizer. The womanizer to go. The to go. Although, although the new small one, the starlet, the new drummer, it's surprising.

Oh, but Jamie's the only one who has that by the way. She's served me now in the top of the world. I'm losing. I'm losing. OK, I don't get one, but for sure. No. It was just because you know how I fangirl all the time over it. I I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, okay, I don't get one, but for sure. I was just because, you know how I'm, I fangirl all the time over it.

I'm just like, oh my God. If you don't know what we're talking about, I, I nicknamed it the clit whisperer. Cause it literally speaks to your clit, if your clitters could talk, it would say do what this toy does. There's no other toys that do, but the womanizer does.

It looks like a lipstick. It's awesome. I actually can't believe it. It isn't more like dominant in the entire industry because I haven't been desensitized by it. It's just like glorious and it's just... Yes. I know.

I just came out a few years ago. Two years, three years hungry time to go to. Yeah, like a two and a half maybe. And it was. Like in all these years I've been doing this, it was the one product that was like, whoa, it was like, it did it it did it what?

My glorified. It's like pleasure, air technology, I just did it into what? Like, indirect stimulation, my clutter is like, pleasure, air technology, what? That's the thing, it's indirect. So if you have like some people, you know, everyone's got different sensitivities when it comes to masturbation and like touch and like some people have a really sensitive clitoris and that's what I like about this is that on a low setting,

it's indirect, it's not gonna be over stimulating. Yeah. God, I wanna go try it now. Just coming start, like all the four play I need it. All right, I want to go try it now. Just come and start. Like, all the four play I need it. Alright, it shows over. Sorry. Yeah. Don't. Gotta go. What if you just started dating someone? Monthend. That's a good question.

That is a good question. Again, take the pressure all. Yeah. Doesn't have to mean anything. It can just be like a fun excuse to go and do something new. Call it out too. If you're a pressure, I you're a thing, but everything about communication, you guys, whatever you're worried about, that you're afraid you're gonna be judged, that you're afraid that this person's gonna judge you, they're thinking it too.

And they're like, I know it's Valentine's Day. We've only been together a month or a few times. Just be like, you could even just say, call it out. It's Valentine's Day, let's do something. That's fun together. And then you go like, what would you want to do? You could like get tickets or something, but I don't think you have to believe

that pressure to like, surprise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know it's Valentine's Day, and we just started seeing or something, but I don't think you have to really put that pressure to like surprise. You know what's Valentine's Day? And we just started seeing each other, but let's go have fun together. I would definitely recommend just do something simple and together. Just enjoy your time together, get to know each other a bit more. And like Emily said, communicate, maybe talk about what a fantasy of yours are talking about, like the type of sex you want to try. Right.

I'm saying it's never, ever, ever too soon to talk about what kind of sex you're into. Absolutely. Because people wait so long until it goes dry or their knees, where'd you say? Maybe the sooner the better. The sooner the better. I agree. Because I think we still all of it like we assume that they're going to figure it out although they'll come that right time and to talk about it and that just that time is

never going to come until you you. Until you bring it. Yeah. And I always say like, you know, if you get married before you find out that your partner like really loves dressing up as a giant squirrel, like, the problem is a giant squirrel. Yeah, it's true. You probably have to know beforehand for compatibility

because now it's a lot harder to like not take it personally and play and like take that as a playful invite. Whereas on the first date, if you're just really flat out honest, you can be like, me, not into that. Or like, I'll try. Exactly. And I have to say that of all the stories I've heard about, like, oh my god, I can't believe that.

I remember my friend was dating this guy. He was like, the first or second date, and he was like, I like to cross, I like to wear what I'm going to wear. And she was like, okay, do it then, right? And like, she was like, open. Like, I feel like, do you think that? I think that he was a sheep herter,

so we called him the cross-dressing sheep herter, but which was fun. I feel like we think that. I think that he was a sheep herders. We called him a cross-dressing sheep herder. But which was fun. I think it. It's cool though. That's amazing. I know, I love it. I love it.

What I'm saying is our fears are like, oh my god, this person would freak out. But what? I think most time people are just like, wow, you know what you like? They're curious. That's different. I've never heard that.

I'm into that too. And you realize that when people are vulnerable and showing you what they're into, it opens up space for you to either say, God, that's different, I've never heard that. I'm into that too, and you realize that when people are vulnerable and showing you what they're into, it opens up space for you to either say, God, that's interesting, let me, what's that all about? Like, show me how you're into that. And I'm not really sure what I'm into yet,

but I'll get back to you on that, or I wanna know if maybe you could help me figure out what my thing is, but I think our biggest fears that we have that's gonna happen when we tell someone what we really want, we're afraid we're not gonna be, they're gonna reject us, they're gonna leave us, and we're not gonna be loved. Ultimately, I think it's our greatest fear in every situation.

So I think that you'll be surprised if you haven't had this conversation yet, about what you're into, this is another great night to do that. This is like a win-win, because you're gonna find out that your person's not down with it. In which case, maybe they're not the person for you, if they're not as open. And also, what if they really are? And all the time you're holding this in, this secret you have, and they're so cool with it. Okay.

I think they're cool.'re so cool with it. How's that? They're cool, absolutely happy with it. And when they'd be better to do this early on instead of wasting months or years or something with this person, and then finding out, I can't live with that. Yeah. Like, I can't. I mean, it's better to find out early on

and be truthful with yourself and your partner. I love when the candy goes on sale the next day. I lie to my wife about what stated it so I can save a couple bucks. I change all the calendars in the house. I use last year's calendars and photoshoots. She's not that bright. She misses work as a result, but I get the cheap candy. I do love the cheap getty.

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I like this, about one in five will buy their pets a Valentine's gift. I'm very sad. Do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, I play a silly silly one? I don't, I never bought my bottom stuff all the fan of her. I'm a fan of her. I'm a fan of her. I'm a fan of her. I'm a fan of her. I'm a fan of her. I'm a fan of her.

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I'm a fan of her. I'm a fan of her. I'm a fan of her. I'm a fan of her. I'm a fan of her. I dog is kind of old. She's finicky. She's got hit problems. I wouldn't want to take her firm As I should they call it yeah, you know, they do you know, we're gonna have Stanley the dog in the next week I know I'm so excited. You guys gonna spoil you guys gonna get him something for about I see now I feel oh Yes, in fact, he's pro at this point. He's kind of winning is my valentine It's probably be Stanley and I at pot J. Me falling off the chair drunk. I expect good pictures on Instagram. Are you gonna stand on Valentine's? I do. Okay. The challenge. We're gonna dress him up as a little cute baby.

Yeah, we actually are shooting a video with him. Yeah, it's perfect. We have two days of shooting with him. We we we organized our shooting schedule around Stanley. I'll get his sag papers in order. Please do. Thank you. Some others think this is from ABC News so it must be real. This is interesting. This is men's out the women's health wasn't actually. Okay, so this is from ABC News, so it must be real. This is interesting. This just men's how the women's health was. It actually, okay, so this is how men and women feel about Valentine's Day, right? So do you expect to have sex because it's Valentine's Day?

Women, this percentage, so yes, 43% of women, and men say, no, sorry, yeah, women's 43% say yes, 56% say no. A woman without one percent, I don't know what those people think but men expect 50% 50% yes and 49% no, what about that one? Dude, I don't know where that one is that one is masturbating actually they're split up with them like point one point nine So that one is accounted for got you. Why do we always kind of make it so difficult? Oh speaking of masturbating because I think that that 1% is masturbating. I Kind of came up with a new a new word today By mistake. Yeah, those are the best

Procrastrubating procrastrubating like he's late to the meeting because he is at home procrastrubating Exactly. I'm sorry. I didn't get the paper done But I was busy procrastrub Right. Which I often do. I get my best master waiting down when I'm procrastinating. But you're doing it for work. Well that's the other thing. I'm like so it's not really procrastinating. It's actually my work.

I watch movies for a living and I get paid to watch movies and you get paid to beat off. Right. But it still can be procrastinated. Do you ever do that master? You're like oh I could yell at someone I'm going to master it. No, do you ever do it to relax? Yeah. I do it when I'm stressed. Like if I have something that I'm,

I need like a creative block removed, I will master it if I can. Well, you know, and then I started, in my procrastinations, I started studying about it masturbating, procrastinating. It's actually someone else thought of that word like once because I wouldn't, Oh, you looked it up immediately because I'm like,

this is so fucking brilliant. I was nobody thought of procrastinating. But like one person did, but they throw it out. It's actually really good for you. It can help clear the endorphins and the feelings you get from masturbating can actually clear head. And I felt better. And then I wrote down and I wrote something that I think I'll get the Pulitzer Prize for after finishing it. Did you go masturbate? No, I masturbated and then I was super inspired. Oh, that'd be really fun. She finished and then she finished. Yeah, you could, but you could like weave it into the actual research and like kind of

trail off and then it gets good again. Well, so as I take notes to the middle master, I have a voice memo thing. I'm taking notes because I like, I remember this was good. Yeah, it's amazing while you're masturbating up or left quadrant. Yeah, you got me to make an app like at a premium and people can pay extra for your masturbation voice notes. I think the craziest thing is I'm like Anderson in those hot glasses. No, that would, but I'll think about how this toy, like this is so cool that it did this.

I didn't know that and then I think of procrastinating. Email Emily if you pay for her masturbation voice notes. Gotta pay the rent. Gotta pay the rent. I'll do it. Real quick, gotta go back though to the study. Okay, more studies. It's shocking that more men expect sex on Valentine's Day than women.

I would think that women is 43% of women expected and 50% of men, right? No, it was only women of expecting it was 43% of what we expect. Yeah, and the guy was like 30% or no, no, 50. The guy was 50. Yeah, sorry. I guess guys just always want sex, but I would think like something romantic that most guys are probably more like on my team as far as being against Valentine's Day. Maybe because it's cheap and fun. What? Supposedly? Yeah, maybe that's their game. Hey, I'm gonna be doing you really well.

I'm gonna perform oral for more than two minutes. I will do you on Jack Hammer style. Yeah. On Valentine's Day. Hey, I look one guy saying that that's like a satisfactory gift. They're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no what? And yeah, the women. Yeah, for it. So women think the guy should plan it. 30% women think it. And they think the girls, well, they think women only think that the girl should only plan it 1.6% of the time. And a couple should plan it together, women think 68% of the time. However, a man says a guy should plan it 56% of the time. The girl,

4% of the time, and the couple together 38.6. So actually women think it should be more of a couples thing and men think, now I'll take care of it. Although will they secretly would love her to be part of it, I think. Can I tell you? What? Not true. As a guy, either I'm going to take care of it and I want to set everything up or it's not going to happen.

I don't want her to set anything up for me and I don't want to do it together. I can't imagine holding hands, skipping down the aisle, saying, what should we do on Valentine's together? You know what I mean? You'd rather plan it. Yeah. Well, I could see it's kind of a man. Yeah.

I mean, but I could also see if you're stumpy like, hey, I was thinking this or that. It's all about who you're dating. It's all about knowing the person that you're dating and know what they'd be into. Like, if you're dating me, you know that I don't want to go to some like the best restaurant in LA and have a 10-course meal that you pick. All these other couples are sitting there and like together you're a ditty me you know that I don't want to go to some like the best restaurant in LA and have a 10 course meal that you think all these other couples are sitting there and like together you're paying toys to pray like no like I'd rather like carry in stay home try some toys wear some sexy laundry watch some porn anything a guy listener could do that's so like terrible like take her out on a boat and there's a storm or something

so that that wouldn't be a fault. No, I know, but like, is there anything like he can do? Let me take her to talk about. So that she's traumatized so she never has to go back to the Valentine's Day. Well, again, like, it's just kind of, she after she breaks up with them, but she's just like, no, I don't want Valentine's Day stuff anymore because that last one was so bad. You know what I mean? Right.

I don't know what, I think forgetting it could be is the worst thing. Like, I don't know unless you're a total bitch and you're like, oh, that's Cupid's Arconia diamond and not a real diamond or a judgy. Yeah, I don't know I don't know if there's anything someone could do like I guess I'm pretty easy to please one of my before I started dating West One of my best Valentine's Day memories the guy took me to red lobster and people laugh at that like everyone laughs They're like oh, but like awesome. I love red lobster. That is my shit right there. So when someone took me to red lobster, I was happy. It's because he knew me. He knew me well enough to know that that's what I would like. But other people they're like, ugh, red lobster. That sounds like a

nightmare. It's a punchline. I don't know why it's a punchline. It's actually an expensive restaurant. If you look at the menu, it gets pricey. I love their king crab legs and I was a kid my dad. Like, daddy, can we go to like for special things? They got like $100 lobsters in there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah kind of dollar lobsters in there. Yeah, there you go. You guys are chupin' around. Exactly, but I love chaturababies. Yeah, I'm conditioned. Everyone does, honestly. Honestly, I think the worst thing you could do

is just get nothing. Or, if I do have friends, like, we talk about, like, the love language is all different ways of showing and expressing love. My friend is really into gifts. And so, when her husband now used to get her gifts, whatever, for Valentine's Day, or for her birthday

that were kind of off. She'd be like, well didn't he know I kept dropping hints about wanting the new iPad or whatever. So yeah. She's a handful of them. No, but she's not like a, it's not like she's a money guard. It's like she just thinks gifts are important and you should really pay attention that makes her feel loved.

Okay. I'm just saying pay attention to your partner. It's okay. Just like, just start listening. Here's the thing. If you're in a relationship, just start listening. From now, for the next week, you'll hear something. Like something will click.

If you're mine, you get in the mindset, you're like, oh, that'd be perfect. And that would be just for Valentine's Day, for her birthday, for Christmas, for the day else. Yeah, I take notes for people. Like, oh, oh. I take my phone, and I even write stuff down on my phone. Like, if something comes up, like if we're like

in the duty free shop and we're on vacation, there's no way I'm gonna buy something on vacation. Oh, after we're spending so much money, but if she sees some, she likes, take a little note. Yeah, I'll check it on Amazon, find a good deal. That's good, that's good. You do it. You do it for like, you know, her birthday or whatever.

You're an inspiration. Like a little note, things that save me. Okay, so what other ones are interesting in here? Okay, so your relationship is almost over. You break up before Valentine's Women's Day, you break up before Valentine's Day, women say you break up before Valentine's Day, 75%, after Valentine's Day, 24%. And then men, their peas are pretty much the same.

Men say before Valentine's Day, 70%, after 30%. Who would say after? I don't know. People who are like really bad with confrontation. Yeah, or people who are just trying to get in, they know their boyfriend or girlfriend is getting them like an awesome film. And they get it and they're like,

let me just write it out. You know, I really wanted that out of that. Or they bought something really nice that's like no return policy. Absolutely, like I- Maybe for the two of them and they can get it. Maybe you should wait till the 313th if you never know if your relationship's gonna get to you.

I had a friend who waited four Valentine's Day to break up with her on the day because he was that angry with her. Oh my God. My actually was texting my friend Charlotte today. I was like, do you remember because my friends, I don't remember all my stories, I said, do you remember any of you having any great Valentine's Day or funny stories? She was, no, but I broke up with a guy who went on Valentine's Day and I was like, oh yeah. Was it because of Valentine's Day? I don't remember, maybe she was trying to piss him off, but like a lot of you will have done that.

I remember I was telling Madison this earlier that when I, like in my 20s, my first serious boyfriend that I loved, loved, loved. I think in the early 20s you do this love, like you're just like, oh my God. It's innocent and pure. I know it's like the first time and you're like, oh, this is everything. I dated for like three years,

which is a lot for me, too, enough. But we made dinner at my house. He actually made it because I've never cooked because I like three roommates at the time and then we went into my bedroom and we like put down a blanket and like had a picnic and we like ate the stir fried chicken and then we lit candles and he made me this book of like pictures and stuff of us. He was a painter and I and I was sexy. It was like we were in my room and it was fun. We cooked. It's crazy. Sounds like a movie that the ladies would like.

Yeah, it's not sweet. They hate it, but he outplan it It sounds really sweet and cute. I picture Christian. What's his name? Don't it? No I had a friggin christian Slater Sorry, I just picture. I'm as like creepy guy from Heather's I can't really picture I'm like a dreamboat ever no Could you have later? You need that from Heather's Thank you so much to my amazing team Kent Samantha Julia Michelle

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