Sex With Emily - Valentine's Day Sexpectations

Episode Date: February 6, 2016

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, which means romance is in the air! Whether you’re in love, are looking for love, or are single and lovin’ it, February 14th means something to all of us. On this show, Emily, Anderson and Producer Madison take this Hallmark holiday by the horns and examine all of the expectations, experiences and attitudes surrounding it.The three dissect V-day facts and statistics, share stories of Valentine’s present & past and even ponder their plans for Valentine’s to come. If you’re stuck on how to celebrate your love this year, this show offers unconventional gift and date ideas to help you avoid the usual V-day cliches. If it’s amorous inspiration you need, then look no further! Today’s show has all the tips you need to make your day of love as memorably sexy as possible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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You're one of my favorite, well, Stanley is here, you might have Trump Day. You said person. I've got Anderson, and I've got producer Madison. Hi guys. Hi. This is like a party. Oh, it's a pretty- It's a party in my pants and you're all but I wish. You said person I've got Anderson and I've got producer Madison. Hi guys. Hi This is like this is like a party. Oh, it's a party my pants and you're all but I wish Party your pants sexy glasses. That's dirty. I'm dirty. I'm dirty

So I'm curious so this is you know Valentine's Day the No way you think something to have my Michigan accent. I was waiting for it I was waiting for him to say something because he made fun of you all last year Do you think that it's coming out he thinks that more it's coming out more frequently? You think something to have my Michigan accent. I was waiting for it. I was waiting for him to say something because he made fun of you all last year for your failing. Do you think that it's coming out? He thinks that more, it's coming out more frequently. I don't have more frequently. I just, I know I hear it in valentines.

Valentine's day. And we can't ignore that. So Anderson, I know you'd like to skip over the fact that I'm the one who pointed out to you that you're gonna be out of town with your wife on Valentine's day. You're like, oh shit, it's Valentine's day that we can't. I'm hoping one who pointed out to you. Yeah. That you're gonna be out of town with your wife. I'm Valentine's Day. You're like, oh shit, it's Valentine's Day that we get. I'm hoping we're so distracted with the travel

and being in a different state that we're both just gonna forget that that day even happens and we're just gonna move right on to the next day. Not gonna happen. Oh, I can't wait for Monday. President's Day is gonna be awesome. Listen, anyone, this is one of our big points. Any woman that tells you that,

ah, it's not a deal, I don't care, it's not true. Now that she needs an extravagant, you know, fancy 10-course meal and diamond rings, but some kind of acknowledgement. Like a back rub, it doesn't matter. But I have fights. Hey, I don't know your wife that well, she's pretty awesome, but I would think I'll have five. You might need to little. Paddle me ass. Hey, I have to be there. Unless she's really into Asplay, I think that could work.

I mean, if she isn't to ask play. But that's one of the things that we are gonna get into is that, you know, whether you're single or in a relationship, it's an interesting day because it can be very stressful. Kinda like that. It's kinda like Christmas just passed. That's really stressful, all the shopping.

And now we got Valentine's Day. And I hate to do this to you. What? Put you on the spot, but you're a lady. You like a Valentine's Day. I'm back. You're over there championing the idea of Valentine's Day. And I hate to do this to you. What? Put you on the spot, but you're a lady. You like the Valentine's Day. I'm having your over there championing the idea of Valentine's Day. What is the deal with Valentine's Day? Well, we're going to get into it today.

I'm sympathizing. Do I have to blame for creating a Valentine really truly? Fuck him. Well, and then I'll mark. He did nice things. Same Valentine. Yeah, he was a lover. Not a fighter. Was he really?

Yeah. He's like a priest that like banged. I think he used to marry couples in Cognito. I don't don't quote me on it. I'm not 100% sure. But I seem to remember we're not getting into that beginning of it But we did do a show about that a few years ago But the most important thing is the here and now and the most important thing is that to remember that Valentine's day truly is about love It's a universal theme But not everyone chooses to celebrate it with roses and boxes of chocolate anderson.

So you're with your wife and card, so like think of something that she, you know, just something special that you could do. And we're going to get into some unique, like you can give a little card that says something with funny quotes. You got to put forth some kind of effort. Some kind of effort. Unless you want to have a big blow. I don't Valentine's Day.

And you don't want that. Well, you might want a big blow out like have a party or a party. No, I mean blow out like part. I got a fight. A fight? No. Right. You got to do something. Don't ignore it. And we're going to get into stats. It's interesting that it's not. It's really not just for the men. Women should be, you know, pulling their weight too. Absolutely. I know. Hey, you both love each other. And if you are single, it's such a great day to

be like, you know what? I love myself. I'm gonna go do something that I've been wanting to do for myself Maybe get a massage maybe buy a sex toy. This is for the single people. Yeah. Yeah, I like being single Valentine's day I just say it's good. Well, it's embarrassing to admit this But my wife she always pulls her weight. You just mentioned the lady should pull their weight as well She's we've been married now for three years together numerous years before that she always gets me something she gets me a card And she gets me a little something right I notice and if she didn't get me something. Oh, I'd notice right of course So yeah, she pulls her weight and it does mean something to the guys well We're all in this together as much as we might hate it as much as we might be forced if you like we're forced to buy from the hallmarks

So the world Right, no, it does. Okay, so she gets so you get her something as well and then you usually it's stuff that you we end up throwing away Right like six months later. I'm like what should I do with this little gorilla that's holding a heart. She's like chuck it Draw away what okay. I gave you some candles you could bring on the trip I have nothing to those valentines But yeah, well, I thought you could bring it when you guys are yeah, give her a massage see what I'm saying So you know, it's just about knowing your partner and what they might like,

because every couple is different in what they want and how they want to be treated. So, you know, have a plan, which you do need a plan. Madison has a boyfriend. She's been a relationship for a while. Do you guys have a plan? Yeah, what are you gonna do? Actually, fun fact, shout out to Menace,

whose friend is getting us concert tickets to a like a DJ thing in San Francisco. So we're gonna go, yeah, we're gonna rock out. Take Molly and have a good old time. Oh no, because I'm going back to my boyfriend's parents house that night. So there's a best time to do it all. Oh, the better, no, it's great hanging out with parents

on Molly, you're really nice to them. They would know. They would sleep in my time at home. I mean, his parents already think I'm like, they think all. All the better. No, it's great hanging out with parents on Molly. You're really nice to them. They would know. They would sleep in my tummy at home. I mean, his parents already think I'm like, they think it's like so adorable. I'm like the liberal who works for a sex podcast and all that. Is that the optometrist? No, they are. They'll be fine.

They won't know as long as they don't work on eyes. They won't have any idea why your pupils are so big. My second time staying with them, I accidentally got like crazy hammered and ended up throwing up everywhere and falling asleep on the couch So I have to behave myself from now on so they don't think I'm a lush honestly No, yeah, they've known me for a couple of years So no Molly that be really good. Oh DJ thing without drugs. Yeah, it's real fun I drink a little well. I like the music So I feel like a lot of people go just for the drugs and like not as much for the music. Have you heard the music not on drugs though? Yeah, all the time.

I was listening to EDM on my way here. Really? Yeah. It's not really my thing either. It's a fun time. I mean, back in the day when I would, you know, party and Vegas and go to shows. On drugs, yeah. I took my fair share. Yeah, I get it. But that's fun. Yeah, so we have a plan. I love the plan. That's a good point. Good to have a plan. I don't have a plan yet, because I don't know if I'm in a relationship right now. You're gonna take yourself, you're gonna take yourself to get a foot rub.

Do you know that I am? I found the best masseuse, and it's like super reasonable for an hour and she kills my back, and I told her I was in love with her at the end. Not that way. No, I'm purposely not asking to have the relationships going, I'm trying to keep out of it. Right, because I've invited her.

But I know there's some drama where I can get into it on air here, but Em's got a little bit of drama in her personal life. And I noticed you were on the phone with that drama last week in here in the studio. And I'm like, oh, that's interesting. No, I wasn't. Oh, you were.

I heard the way you said goodbye. Oh, no, no, no. I think I was talking to somebody else, but I don't think I'm. Then you know a couple people with the same name. Oh, it's a real name. It is, okay. No, things are good.

Third and third thing. We're just talking, you know, what are you doing in a relationship? It's all how you get through things, how you talk, and how you, it's really how you deal with conflict. So wait, how are you gonna get through Valentine's Day? Well, I don't know, because last year we were together on Valentine's Day, and he's very literal, so I said something like,

I don't think he's a man. And I said, I didn't even say anything about Valentine's Day, but I was like, you know, we just should make plans. Like it was before we even like committed. I was like, we should make plans. And then I was like, hey, do you want to say I'm Valentine's Day and then you made like a whole plan. Which was really, I know, it was very cute.

We went to dinner, first we went for drinks somewhere, and then we went for dinner. By the time we got to dinner, I was so, and I'm not a big drinker. I'd like to dirty martinis or something. I was sad to take your ass. I sat down with your Apache I was so, and I'm not a big drinker. I'd like to dirty martini's or something. I sat down with your potchai that restaurant and I sat down and I don't even remember, I mean, I remember this happening, but I don't really understand how it happened. I sat down after having two drinks and I apparently I was a little buzz that I almost fell over in my chair and the waiter

happened to be walking by and caught me. I'm. Nice. Fading in my feet. But, who passes out in their chair? Like after, before the appetizer's a delivered, but then I was fine. Because I was after you. If I was dating you and we broke up, we were taking a little break,

I would not be threatened at all. I would not be worried about you trying to go out and find another man to gratify you. Why? Because you've got plenty of toys at home that can take care of you. You know what I mean? I want to be worried about it.

I'd be like, she's just spent a little more time with the other motor troll. It's kind of true. You know, I do. It is a problem that I don't have enough time to masturbate. Right. I would think that if you and your on-again off-again boyfriend are taking a break, your reviews are probably

going to be more spot on. Yeah, they are. They actually are. Yeah, you're right. We've got some good new toys that we're talking about, which makes the job really fun. So yeah, thanks for asking though. There are some fun facts for Valentine's Day spending, which I just thought you might find

interesting. Half of Americans will buy candy to the tune of 1.7 million, more than 36 million heart-shaped boxes of chocolate are sold. 48% of women expect to receive chocolates as valentines they gift. Oh God. You can do the good chocolate? No, I'm not.

40% of valentines, the steam, our roses of course. Half by greeting cards has been 180 million. Print it off your goddamn printer with a picture of you guys. Yeah, really? What, that's great. I like that. Hey, do judge a guy if he gives you like the hard heart shaped box and the chocolates and the roses Are you thinking like zero creativity? That hasn't happened to me since my 20s and and would you like it though?

The one from the one from like Walgreens. Yeah, no What about CBS same It's with the one of us at the SRAN rap on it and then it's on sale for $1 the next day, which I love. I love when the candy goes on sale the next day. I lie to my wife about what stated it so I can save a couple bucks. I change all the calendars in the house. I use last year's calendars and Photoshop.

That's good, Anderson. Photoshop is easier. She's not that bright, right? She misses work as a result, but I get the cheap candy. I do love the cheap candy. Okay, 40% of procrastinators believe it's too late to find a deal after February 13th, 38% want smart phones as a Valentine's day gift.

What? I don't want a friggin' smartphone. That's what I want. Why don't you put that in a box chocolate? Absolutely. How's that? I like this. About one in five will buy their pets a Valentine's gift.

That's very sad. Do you, do you buy a sale? I buy a sale for the least. I don't, I never bought my bottom stuff all the time, her. But I, not like, here's a Valentine's gift. Sounds like something my mom would do. Oh, that's cute though then. My mom and my dog are like super bonded though.

So she like takes her out for ice cream every night. They have like girl dates. Does she get her massage? She does not, but my dog is kind of old. She's finicky. She's got hip problems. I wouldn't want to take her for a massage. Hip splatia, they call it.

I'm like, yeah, you know, you know, they do. They do. You know, we're gonna have Stanley the dog in the next week and I'm so excited. You guys gonna spoil, you guys gonna get him something for a Valentine's Day? Oh, see, now I feel, oh, yes. In fact, he's pro at this point,

he's kind of winning as my Valentine. It's probably gonna be Stanley and I at Pat J. Me falling off the chair drunk. I expect good pictures on Instagram. Have you been staying on balance? I do. Okay. We're going to dress him up as a little cute bit. Yeah, we actually are shooting a video with him.

Yeah, it's perfect. We have two days of shooting with him. We organized our shooting schedule around Stanley. I'll get his sag papers in order. Please do. Thank you. Some others think this is from ABC News, so it must be real.

This is interesting. This just men's how the women's health was. It actually, okay, so this is how men and women feel about Valentine's Day, right? So do you expect to have sex because it's Valentine's Day? Women, this percentage, so yes, 43% of women, and men say, no, sorry, yeah, women's, they're 43% say yes, 56% of women and men say no, sorry.

Yeah, women's 43% say yes, 56% say no. A word. I don't know what those people think, but men expect 50% 50% yes, and 49% no. What about that one? Dude, I don't know where that one is. That one is masturbating.

Actually, they're split up with like 0.1, 0.9. So that one is accounted for. Gotcha. Why do we always gotta make it so difficult? Oh, speaking of masturbating actually they're split up with them like point one point nine. So that one is accounted for got you Why do we always kind of make it so difficult? Oh speaking of masturbating because I think that one percent is masturbating I kind of came up with a new a new word today My mistake. Yeah, those are the best procrastinating procrastinating like he's late to the meeting because he's at home procrastinating Exactly. I'm sorry. I didn't get the paper done, but I was busy procrastinating.

Which I often do, I get my best master waiting down when I'm procrastinating. But you're doing it for work. Well, that's the other thing, I'm like, so it's not really procrastinating, it's actually my work. I watch movies for a living, and I get paid to watch movies,

and you get paid to beat off. Right, but it still can be procrastinated. Do you ever do that, Mastery? Like, oh, I could yell at someone I'm gonna master it. No, do you ever do it to relax? Yeah, I do it when I'm stressed. Like if I have something that I'm, I need like a creative block removed,

I will masturbate if I can. Well, you know, and then I started, in my procrastinations, I started studying about it masturbating, procrastinating. It's actually someone else thought of that word like once because I wouldn't. Oh, you looked it up immediately. Well, I do like, because I'm like,

this is so fucking brilliant. I was nobody thought of procrast word like once because I wouldn't oh you looked it up immediately Well, I'm like this is so fucking How is nobody thought of procrastinating but like one person did but they throw it out Cool that it's actually really good for you to get help clear crystal the endorphins and the feelings you get for masturbating Can actually clear head and I felt better and then I put down and I wrote something that I think I'll get the Pulitzer prize for After finish should or did you go masturbate? No, I masturbated and then I was super inspired. Oh, that'd be really fun. She finished and then she finished. Yeah, you could finish like into the actual research and like kind of trail off and then it gets good again. Well, so as I take notes to the middle master, I have a voice memo thing. I'm taking notes because like I don't remember this was good. Yeah, it's amazing. While you're masturbating

upper left quadrant. You got me to make an app like at a premium and people can pay extra for your reservation voiced notes. I think the craziest thing is I'm like Anderson those hot glasses. No, but I'll think about how this toy like this is so cool that it did this. I didn't know that and then I think I procrastinated. Email Emily if you pay for her masturbation voice notes. Gotta pay the rent.

Gotta pay the rent. I'll do it. Real quick, gotta go back though to the study. Okay. more studies. It's shocking that more men expect sex on Valentine's Day than women. I would think that women is 43% of women expected and 50% of men, right?

No, it was only women of expecting it was 43% of what we expect, yeah. That's bizarre. And the guy was only 30% I don't know, 50. The guy was 50, yeah, sorry. I guess guys just always want sex, but I would think like something romantic that most guys are probably

More like on my team as far as being against Valentine's day. Maybe because it's cheap and fun What supposed to be yeah, maybe that's okay. I'm gonna be well I'm gonna perform oral for more than two minutes. Yeah, I will do you on Jackhammer style. Yeah, yeah I love one guy think that that's like a satisfactory gift They're like no, I'm not gonna get you jewelry I'm just gonna have sex be for full ten minutes exactly Yeah, maybe in one seer you get this like You're cheating. Okay, who is supposed to plan Valentine's Day?

Women okay women say the guy at 30% and the girl 1.6% However, and yeah The women yeah, so women think the guy what? Yeah, the women for it. So women think the guy should plan it, 30% of women think it, and they think the girls, well, they think women only think that the girl should only plan it 1.6% of the time.

And a couple should plan it together, women think 68% of the time. However, a man says a guy should plan it 56% of the time. The girl, 4% of the time, and the couple together 38.6. So actually women think it should be more of a couple's thing and men think, now I'll take care of it. Although will they secretly would love her to be part of it, I think. Can I tell you?

What? Not true. As a guy, either I'm going to take care of it and I want to set everything up or it's not going to happen. I don't want her to set anything up for me and I don't want to do it together. I can't imagine holding hands skipping down the aisle saying, what should we do on Valentine's together? You know what I mean? You'd rather plan it. Yeah. Yeah, I could see it's kind of a man. Yeah, I mean, but I could also see if you're stumpy like, hey, I was thinking this or that. It's all about who you're dating. It's all about knowing the person

that you're dating and know what they'd be into. If you're dating me, you know that I don't want to go to some like the best restaurant in LA and have a 10 course meal that you think all these other couples are sitting there and like together, you're paying toys to pray. No, like I'd rather like carry in, stay home, try some toys, wear some sexy laundry, watch some porn, have a good meal. Is there anything a guy listener could do that's so like terrible like take her out on a boat and there's a storm or something so that that wouldn't be as well. No, I know, but like, is there anything like he can do?

Let's think. Let me take it and talk about. So that she's traumatized so she, he never has to go back to the Valentine's Day. Well, again, like, it's just kind of, she, after she breaks out with them, like, she's just like, no, I don't want Valentine's Day stuff anymore because that last moment was so bad. You know what I mean? Right. I don't know what, I think forgetting it could be is the worst thing. I don't know unless you're total bitch and you're like,

oh, that's Cupid's Arconia diamond and not a real diamond or a judgy. What do you think? I don't know. I don't know if there's anything someone could do. I guess I'm pretty easy to please. One of my, before I started dating West, one of my best Valentine's Day memories,

the guy took me to Red Lobster. And people laugh at that. Like everyone laughs at me. They're like, oh, but Red Lobster's awesome. I love Red Lobster. That is my shit right there. So when someone took me to Red Lobster, I was happy.

It's because he knew me. He knew me well enough to know that that's what I would like. But other people, they're like, ugh, Red Lobster, that sounds like a nightmare. It's a punchline. I don't know why it's a punchline. It's actually an expensive restaurant. If you look at the menu, the menu,

it gets pricey. I love their king crab legs, and I was a kid. My dad, like, daddy, can we go to, like, for special things? I think I like hundred dollar lobsters in there. Yeah, yeah, you're not cheaping around exactly I'm conditioned everyone does honestly. I think the worst thing you could do is is just get nothing or if I do have friends Like we talk about like the love languages. We all different ways of showing and expressing love my friend is really into gifts And so when her husband now used to get her gifts

whatever for Valentine's Day or for her birthday that were kind of off, she'd be like, well, didn't he know I kept dropping hints about wanting the new iPad or whatever. Like so. Yeah. She's a handful of things. No, but she's not like a, it's not like she's a money guard. It's like she just thinks gifts are important and you should really pay attention that makes her feel loved. Okay. I'm just saying pay attention to your partner. It's okay to just like, just start listening. Here's the thing, if you're in a relationship, just start listening. From now for the next week, you'll hear something.

Like something will click. If you're mine, you get in the mindset like, oh, that'd be perfect. And not even just for Valentine's Day, for her birthday, for Christmas, for the day- Yeah, I did notes for people. Like, oh. I'll take my phone and I even write stuff down on my phone.

Like, if something comes up, like if we're like in the duty free shop and we're on vacation, There's no way I'm gonna buy something on vacation Oh after we're spending so much money, but if she sees some she likes take a little note Yeah, I'll check it on Amazon find a good deal. That's good. That's good You do it away for like, you know her birthday or whatever you're an inspiration Little note things they save me. Um, okay, so what other ones are interesting on here? Okay, so your relationship is almost over you break up Before Valentine women say you break up before Valentine's Day 75% after Valentine's Day 24% and then men their peas are pretty much the same men say before Valentine's Day 70%

After 30% who would say after I don't know People who are like really bad with confrontation. Yeah, or people who are just trying to get in. They know their boyfriend or girlfriend is getting them like an awesome. And they get it and they're like, let me just write it out. You know, I really wanted that. Or they bought something really nice. Yeah. No turn policy. Absolutely. Like I made for the two of them. Maybe you should wait till the 13th. If you ever know if your relationship is going to get to you. I had a friend who waited four Valentine's day to break up with her on the day because he was that angry with her.

Oh my God. My actually was texting my friend Charlotte today. I was like, do you remember, because my friends, I remember all my stories, I said, do you remember any of me having any great Valentine's Day or funny stories? She goes, no, but I broke up with the guy I wanted on Valentine's Day. I was like, oh yeah. Was it because of Valentine's Day? I don't remember.

Maybe she was trying to piss him off. But like a lot of you will have done that. I remember I was telling Madison this earlier that when I, like in my 20s, my first serious boyfriend that I loved, loved, loved, I think in the early 20s you do this love, like you're just like, oh my God. It's innocent and pure.

I know it's like the first time and you're like, oh, this is everything. I dated for like three years, which is a lot for me, two and a half, but we made dinner at my house. He actually made it because I've never cooked because I had like three roommates at the time. And then we went into my bedroom and we like put down a blanket and like had a picnic

and we like ate the stir fried chicken. And then we lit candles and he made me this book of like pictures and stuff of us. He was a painter and I, and it was sexy. It was like, we were in my room and it was fun. We cooked. It's crazy. Sounds like a my room and it was fun. We kept like, it's crazy. Sounds like a movie that the ladies would like.

Yeah, it's not sweet. Dude, you hate it, but he out-plan it. No, that sounds really sweet and cute. I picture Christian, what's his name, doing it. No, I'm not Christian. He did me a hand of frickin'. Christian's later. Christian's like, Christian's going to be a jack.

I'm a fucking fool. Sorry, I just picture him as like creepy guy from Heather's. I can. Yeah, right. People. Sorry, I just picture. I was like creepy guy from Heather's. I can't really picture. I was like a dreamboat ever. No, I'm just later. We need a Heather's. Okay, so what else?

What best describes how you feel about when we're going to move on to important sexy gift ideas is what best describes how you feel about Valentine's Day? Women say, Ike, it's a hallmark holiday, 45% of women and good ladies. And love it. It's another excuse to show I care 54% who did the guys say it gets a hallmark holiday. What percent? Sixty seven. Sixty

one percent. Wow. And then they say love it. Another excuse to care. 30% they should be ashamed of themselves. They're whipped. And or maybe they have money and they like a chance to spoil somebody. Like there are a lot of guys out there like that. 65 year old guys that are dating the 20 year old.

There's not a flash to cash. Yeah, I got you. I'm picturing like the sheaks of Hollywood or whatever. Yeah, same thing. Yeah, exactly. Their white Mercedes driving around with like big gift baskets. She's being racist right now.

I am not. I actually just saw on him. I was like a chic, I was like a chic boyfriend. Mike, Mike Carano just posted a, like, an Instagram photo of a light Mercedes that said, like, Persian on it and he was like, go figures. And I was like, I'd never thought about it before and then I saw Mike Carano's Instagram and was like,

oh, is that a thing? I don't even pay attention. You know I don't pay attention. Persons. I live on Sunset Boulevard, honestly, like right off of Sunset, like, that's, it's 24-7. Armenians tend to like their white fancy luxury cars. For whatever reason, a white seems to be kind of in their wheelhouse.

It's because they're classy. It's because they're classy looking, honestly. Like let's be real, it's a nice looking car. Yeah, I understand it. Kind of percent. Okay. I did not know this. I'm learning something new every day.

Neither do I. I find it racist, and I'm a shank to be honest. This is terrible. I can not know this. I'm learning something new every day. You know why? I find it racist and I'm a shank to be able to do it. I can't be racist. All right. Let's talk about some sexy gift ideas. Do it. Okay. And then we're going to have some sexy date ideas. And then we got, you know, we got a lot going on here.

Sexy gift ideas for the girl who has everything accepted G-Spot orgasm. It's most ladies. It's our new, what? Most ladies. It's a lot of ladies. Yeah. It's true. Is there a percentage on, what? Most ladies. It's a lot of ladies. Yeah. It's true. Is there a percentage on ladies who know where their G spot is? That know where their G spot is. Not sure. Yeah. But what percentage are there? Oh, you know, I mean, they say 30% orgasm during intercourse, but we don't know if it's clitorial or G spot. That's a great

freaking question. Yeah. Have you found your G spot? And I'm telling you, I've talked about this before, and I'm not afraid to talk about it again, that it took me, I'm gonna say, into my 30s, before I probably about 10 years of, like, not trying that hard, but then look at what I really got intense about it, probably about a year, like my early 30s, until I friggin' found it.

And it was on my own with a toy, nothing like the rave. I was, I was like, I don't get it until I break it, found it. And it was on my own with a toy. Nothing like the rave. I was, I was like, I don't get it. I read books. I bought the G-Spot book. I was like, what the hell? And I, on my own, lots of hard work. I fucking found it.

So this, the rave, by Levi, it was dedication. It took my friend, I've told this, eight zillion, 30 days, every single day, she was much more disciplined, because it took me like twelve years on and off but the rave by we vibe is like this g spot magnet it'll be like doot doot doot doot doot they didn't have this when I was searching so so the rave we've tried it sorry I'm just imagining like echo location

I wish there was like a g spot locator picture I'm really like an explorer, like a splunker. She's got her goggles on and- She got her hat with the light on the helmet. Why can't there be one? Well, how easy? Because we were trying to explain to Lord, she won't care if we talk about G-Spot search in our office.

Who? Lord. All right. So she's searching for a G-Spot. She's now actively using the rave. It hasn't happened yet, but we're telling it to be patient. But the rave, so we've tried it. It's, she's probably been looking for a g-spot.

But she's looking right now. Right now, she's looking for it actually, as you're listening to this. So, it's really cool. We have a great video that we did a review of it on YouTube. You can check the sex with Emily channel. But it's um, centrally sculpted, it's powerful. It's like an, how would you explain? You've seen somebody vibes with me.

Yeah, so it is a, for a few years. It's true, um, it's like a, not the same room yet, but. It's a, it's a fal, yet, it's a phallically shaped vibrator. Kind of looks like a wand almost, but the cool thing is it's like curved, so it's really easy to hold,

and it's, it's like sculpted in a way where it curves, so no matter what angle, like if you can't find your G-spot, say you're inserting it, you're looking around, you're like, mm, this doesn't really feel good. It's sculpted in a way where it curves so no matter what angle, if you can't find your G-spot, say you're inserting it, you're looking around, you're like, mm, this doesn't really feel good. Twist it a little bit, it is bound to find that thing. Right, so it's the way it twists.

Exactly, it's shaped in a way. And then, so for a lot of women, I recently found out that my opening of my vagina, the little vaginal opening really close to the exit is super sensitive. And what's cool about this is that it's got really soft like curved edges. So even not the end, like the sides of the shaft. Are we curved?

These cool ridges in them. Exactly. So that it stimulates your vaginal opening as well. So you're not just getting the G-spot simulation, you're also getting like your entire vagina setting a tree. And our two thirds are very sensitive of the vagina. Exactly.

And so what you found that. Yeah, so it translates very well, super powerful. I use it as a wand several times before I even put it in. You could just it literally, absolutely. And I just went right to my G. It was like we were best friends. It just attached right to my G-spot. Yeah.

But it was magic. You know? It is. So this is the rave. It's US recharge right to my G-Spot. But it was cool. Magic. You know. It is. So this is the Rave. It's US rechargeable, USP rechargeable, body safe splash proof. And here's the great thing. This is why it's a great couples present. Use it with the Wevibe app.

You can use an app and connect it. Connect it. You can vibe when you're together. You can vibe when you're apart. Yeah. You can use it for like long distance couples also. You can connect it here. To create long distance present. Yeah. You guys can Skype and all of a sudden he's like, okay, I you're a part. Yeah. You can use that for like long distance couples also. You can connect it to your long distance present. Yeah, you guys can Skype and all of a sudden he's like,

okay, I've got a surprise for you, buzz buzz, and all of a sudden it's your customized vibrations in your vagina. You're right. Yeah. Exactly. He can customize the vibes in your badge. It's pretty cool.

Yeah. Vibes in your badge. I hate the word, I'm sorry about that. Yeah, it's a gift that she will love because I guarantee you, she is wanted to find her G-spot, sometimes the penis and fingers just aren't as skilled finding it. If you don't know where to look, that's what the Reib is for. Exactly. Target the Reib.

Okay, so again, all these that we're talking about, you can find on our website. Yeah, click on the banner and stuff. Okay, so for the curious couple, okay, the fleshlates kinky combo pack. True. So thanks to the rise of the 50 shades franchise, BDSM seems to be on everyone's mind. And this kinky kit is perfect. For couples who are like, yeah, I'm not going to get the red room in pain, but I want to try some, it's got handcuffs in it.

Ray Madison, it's got, yeah, it comes with a sex and mischief kit, right? Yeah, so it comes with a flashlight for him, the flashlight flight, which is like the smaller, more discreet one. Not, it doesn't matter if he was penis small, it's just smaller. Exactly, it's just a little more... It's a little more...

It's a bit bigger, it's fine too. Yeah, it's a little more compact, and then it comes with a bullet vibrator for ladies. Sex and mischief, S&M kit, which has handcuffs, a satin blindfold, and the most adorable little flogger you've ever seen. I want one of those. I want to show that a flogger is how you spank her.

But like, it's so cute. If you haven't seen floggers look them up there. I mean, they're like, they're kind of like a fun confetti sort of thing, like a streamer for rhythmic dancing and gymnastics, but except sexy. And it comes with pleasure balls, which are like, by crazy girl, they're kind of like Ben Wab balls where they like vibrate in your vagina.

Right. So all together. Those are good for kegels. Yeah, all together. It's a good time. And fleshloom. Yeah, and fleshloom also, yeah. So yeah, you can, and this is fun because if you, again, I think that you can get her what her, him or her,

what they wanted, maybe they was the iPad or the Apple Watch, but I always say get something a little sexy. It's the one time a year where you can get your sexual, have your sexual fennies come true, fantasies come true, and this kit, if you're like, yeah, I've been wanting to blindfold her, but I'm not sure what this just has, like the blindfold, the hand, other easy use.

It's got everything you need to. I don't know. You can get this Anderson and take it on your little road trip for Valentine's Day. Okay. That's what she wants. Your wife texted me. Right. Okay.

For the single gal, the vibrant text, Dalya. Yeah. Okay. So why do we think this? Being single? Why single gal's? I feel like single gal's because being alone on Valentine's Day and I know because I was single for most of my life,

I've only recently been in my first big, seriously, really good one. Yeah, and so I know that a lot of people can be, it's kind of a bummer, I used to throw myself into work, I worked at a restaurant, I've just worked all weekend, but for a lot of girls, you're hanging out at home, well, you're gonna want something to keep you company, and that thing better be pretty fucking incredible, and let me tell you, I've used the Vibratex doll, yeah, it're gonna want something to keep you company. And that thing better be pretty fucking incredible.

And let me tell you, I've used the Vibratex dollia. It is a girl's best friend. It is, it's cute too and pretty. It's so cute, it's pink, it's like got silky smooth silicone, and it's got that whole dual stimulation thing that women love, where it's got like a little like the head, like the actual shaft, the head rotates. So it like swirls, you know, we always tell you like

when you're doing, trying to find your G spot, you can like do this like swirl and head rotates. So it like swirls, you know, we always tell you like when you're trying to find your G-Spot, you can like do this like swirl and flick maneuver. Right, yeah. It does the swirl and flick. It's another G-Spot present. Exactly, and on the outside, it's got a little G-Spot, I mean. Yeah, on the outside, it's got a little like butterfly appendage.

So it's got the rabbit appendage. I love that, like the tail. It flutters and I say flutters in like the most like aggressive powerful sense. Like it's's actually a pretty heavy vibration, so it gives you both. I actually just found this out. I was thinking about it. It vibrates a little on the shaft, too. You get vibration on both ends.

You've got the swirling against your G-spot. You've got the fluttering on your clitoris. It's an amazing experience. It is. It's a great one. It's a great gift, and it's pretty, and it's just like it looks great packaging. It's your best experience. It is. It's a great gift and it's pretty and it's just like, it's a great, it look, it's a great packaging. And it's your best friend.

Totally. I always get my friends stuff on Valentine's Day. Like that's what I'm about. It's about my people I love, not, I don't discriminate. Yeah, I love. Get one for yourself too and just like disappear for a while. Like hang out until summer and all of a sudden everyone breaks up and you're, you're good to go.

Or some people are breaking up this week. That's true. It's a big season to dump people, but also it's battery operated, which you know, there's a lot of rechargeable toys now. And part of me's kind of like into the OG battery is like you just know it's not gonna, you just put the batteries in, you can take them anywhere,

like you don't have to work bringing the charger, and it's really powerful. Yeah, and reasonable. So, but first down, I'm gonna take a quick break and tell you some other things that are really important. So texture is this amazing app, right? So, if you're a new-used resolution, let's say, was to cook or stay in shape or get in shape, you can use the texture app where it's only like, it's less than $10 a month,

and they basically offer unlimited access to your favorite magazines for less than the price of three magazines at the grocery store. So here's my deal with it. So I downloaded it. You know, I have like a free, oh, we have a free month. It's one of our gifts. So you guys just have to try it because this is why I love texture so much.

It's super easy to use. You click the headlines on the cover page. It takes you to the right articles that interest you because you can go in like I picked my favorite magazines. I was like, oh my god, Domino magazine, which is like a home design magazine, which I know you probably wouldn't think that I would love, but I do, and men's health, women's health,

and I just picked women in there, and I picked the ones I like. Here's why I know I love it, is because I've read a few articles now, like I can't believe it, it's like literally every magazine on the planet you get. And so today, part of my procrastinating came because, okay, I hate notifications on my phone.

I turn them all off. I don't want a notification from ways saying, oh, you're leaving in six hours, it was traffic like just anything. So I got a notification from texture. Apparently I didn't turn it off. And it was like, you might really like this article. Turns out, it was an article about how procrastination

is actually good for you. So I procrastinated by reading an article of procrastination Be it because texture knew and I don't know how it knew because I then I liked that article and then I went down the rabbit hole of texture Which was like oh my god. I read all these different articles and I was on there for a while So it's just really cool. You don't have to even hold magazines have the paper anymore none of that Yeah, doesn't make you smarter. Yeah. Because it kind of like instead of just reading or text, you can just go from no, we'll both both. But I mean, it sounds like it really pro it curates what you're after what you're looking for. And especially with you and

research and wanting to know stuff and anyone, you're going to become more accurate. Swim state. You'll put you on whatever you're Exactly. So if I was even in women's health, reading about like pelvic floor exercises, if science America, wherever it's called, scientific American, didn't article, they'd be like, you might like, and again, you could turn off the notifications, but it's just like, it's a great process of curating

what you like, and it's all the magazines that you, like, I feel weird about magazines, because they're so expensive at the store, and I'm like, I won't read it. So anyway, check it out. Go to texture.com slash Emily. That's t-e-x-t-u-r.com slash Emily. And you try texture for free for a month.

And then I'll read every magazine and become really smart. Yeah. Never not have things to talk about at those fancies and our party tours. Exactly. I gotta read all the stuff about the other simple election happening. I gotta get smart there. Okay, back to her. I gotta read all the stuff about the other civil action happening. I gotta get smart there.

Okay, back to presence. For the guy who loves his doggy style move, Anderson, even a doggy style, he won't answer. I just did that to be fun. This, okay Madison, we have to tell people we're gonna find this to look at the picture. Okay, this is the doggy style vibrating steps strapped by sports sheets.

You don't even have to get a vibrating if you don't want. But every man's favorite position, Staggy style vibrating steps strapped by sport sheets. Yes. You don't even have to get it vibrating if you don't want. But every man's favorite position, typically doggy style. You know, could be biology, could be pornography, but they love it. And for women, it's not particularly orgasmic all the time. It's just not. We're like, I know you want to see my ass, I know you want to, whatever. Yeah, it's just, it's-

And then I mounted Madison with it. That's a punchline. Long long story short at a sex expo that we were recently at it and me. Yeah, we got Coral and doing a demonstration for sports. She's sports. She says an awesome company. They're like, come try. Yeah, they're like, come try.

And so they strapped Emily down. And I'm standing there taking pictures of her and getting like up in her face, take videos and stuff. And he's like, all right, you're next. And I was like, what? And he's, yeah, he puts me on all fours on a bed in the middle of the showroom, wraps this strap around me, and gives Emily the reins. Because this thing straps across your like middle area.

So it straps across your pelvis and your hips. And it's meant to support you in like a very pleasurable way during doggy styles. So it holds you like the perfect angle for penetration. So you're at a 45 degree angle. He was explaining this to me as he strapped me down and as Emily's mounting me, he's in my face telling me about it. I'm going to repost your Instagram. Go to my such family. You've just seen me riding medicine. It's pretty awesome. And so yeah, so you're usually in a 90 degree angle. That's what people tend to mess up when they doggie styles. They're on all fours like an actual dog.

And at 45. Which we understand. Yeah. And at 45 degrees, you get more G-spot stimulation because his penis naturally curves in that way and rubs against your G-spot. So it's great for that. Plus, the pressure against your pelvis kind of pushes

your G-spot out a little bit. So it's more exposed, more likely to get hit. And then if you get the one with the vibrator, you put a bullet in there. And all of a sudden, you got vibrations against your clitoris. You got him hitting your G-spot. And all of a sudden, hey, doggie style, not so bad. That's so bad. It's a party in your pants. And I think it's a great gift for him because you're like, babe, and I love dogg doggy style and this one's even better. You can grab me and pull it in. It's pretty awesome.

And Sport Cheats makes great products too. So they can find this all on our website. Yes, you absolutely can. Or they can go to good vibes and buy this, right? Good vibes.com. Code Emily. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, code Emily, you get 15% off.

And then, yeah, if you wanna see Emily writing me, you can go to Instagram. Or we also wrote a blog about our experience at the different sexual health expos where I chronicle My time being mounted by Emily as one of the highlights I have to read that again. Okay. I think I skimmed it. Yeah, and there's a picture in there also It was pretty funny. Anderson will show him to you after because I know you're dying to know. Yeah Okay, so the intensity by Pornwad, that's for the master multitasker.

Yes. Say that 10 times fast. That's it. So this is a gift for the girl on the go, but always trying to make things faster, easier, more efficient. Look no further, this one's amazing. You've heard we talk about it.

You lie back, you masturbate, and it does your pelvic floor exercises for you, which is so unbelievably important. Yeah. And for guys, this is another one of those gifts. It's like you're giving it to her, but it also kind of benefits you too. Look, my boyfriend gets me like a DVD set he really wants for her, like my birthday. I was like, I got you this. Now let's watch all of them. Exactly. I'm like, oh, I see you did that. This benefits the man because because she is going to experience, I got you this, now let's watch all of them. Exactly. I'm like, oh, I see you did that. But how did this benefit the man because? Because she is going to experience, it helps you tighten up down there.

So for a guy, that's like a tighter, more snug feel, which is what every guy wants, or at least, it's what every guy thinks that he wants. Right. And all you said. Yeah. And it helps her have more orgasms, more intense orgasms, more frequent orgasms, because that strength in pelvic floor is really, it really helps in the journey to being more orgasms, more intense orgasms, more frequent orgasms because that strength in pelvic floor is really, it really helps get journey to being more orgasmic.

It's true, so that's another way we're all about the juice bath. There's a lot of these toys because I just feel like we don't, there's a lot of reasons why you can't have orgasms during intercourse or even on your own. I know it's a very common question. It's not everything comes easy. Just like some people are natural born athletes, some of you are naturally born or orgasmic, I was neither one of those. I had to work at both of them. Not everything comes easy. Just like some people are natural born athletes, some of you are naturally born or gasmic. I was neither one of those. I had to work at both of them.

And so this to me, the intensity, which you've heard we talk about, it uses electrostimulation, and you lie back for 10 minutes, and it just does it for you. And while I'm lying there, I just feel this, it just feels like this full, amazing feeling, and they're getting stronger.

I also note, they might, my pelvic floor, which you know, I have kegel camp, my iPhone app, and it reminds you of doom every day, but sometimes I fall off the kegel wagon. And this is something I actually have made. I have it in my life, and I do notice that I am tighter, even more orgasmic, which is weird, because I didn't think possible.

And like, this is what happens. Everybody has to work their pelvic floor, because as you get older, for women, it does. It atrophies, you sneeze and you pee all the time. You cough and you pee. And I notice, this is my incentive. Like, you know when your jeans get too tight and you're like, oh, God, I gotta go to gym.

When I sneeze and there's like a little jibble, I'm like, I just know. So now I can never stop again. It's kind of like not sexy and it's way tighter. Because I know that my on and again off again, boyfriend notices it too. Yeah, he's gonna love that new title. kind of like not sexy and it's way tighter. Because I know that my Onigin' Off Again boyfriend notices it too. Yeah, he's gonna love that new title.

Yeah. It's funny you use the example of when your pants get tight. Does that ever happen to you? Yeah, totally. Really? Oh, because you think, I mean, I've always been- You seem so fit. I just can't picture you going,

I feel chunky. Yeah, I have like all that to me not all the time, but I'm always pretty much the same. I've never had like a weight issue, but- one of those lucky few I know I always tell people but like I've Got other issues. Hi I'm a table she burns all those calories searching through her her purse. I was gonna say oh my god were you gonna say that I was totally gonna say that I'm I think people because you know he's not well and you still love me I love you guys um all right so gift for the Loub Connoisseur.

Yeah. Okay, well we put Uber Loub in here because we love Madison whom we put in, and we go to these sex trade shows where's Madison and she's like, she's like BFF with the Uber Loub guy, she's like, hi, and then she's like, like 10 bottles.

We love him. Yeah. Michael, I think. Michael, it's a really great product. I mean, just like you can every two rich, two thin, or too much lube, I always say that. And why do you love uberlube medicine? I mean, I love it, but.

She literally leaves me to ditches to take his lube. It's, yeah, I like made best friends with him at, someone I was an intern and was like, I love your lube, and he's like, let's hang out and talk about it. We end up talking about podcasts for like two hours, but yeah, aside from that, the product itself is amazing. So I came to Emily's, like Emily's operation

as a kind of lubed noob. So to speak, like I didn't really know that much about lubrication. Neuble, new bile. Yeah, lubricant. And exactly. And I was immediately like floored by how silky and how smooth it felt and how it didn't get sticky.

And I'm very sensitive. I've got like a sensitive environment down there. And Uberloob did not upset it whatsoever. It didn't mess with my balance. It was, it was just great and it's so pretty. Like, I know the bottle is so pretty. I love it's pumped. That's why I'm drawn to it with like a, like a, a mouth to a flame. Because they have it displayed and it's like all lit up like a jewelry case and you've got all these bottles of lube and they're sparkling. My boyfriend is the, this is why I think

you're a boyfriend, your husband, whatever we'll love it. It is a very attractive like luxury looking tube. Yeah, you can't tell what did they give it to say in there. He keeps it next to all of his colognes and my perfumes and you can't tell. It literally, you're like going by the bottles if you were to like look at them, they all look the same because it's high quality glass,

it's a very elegant looking container. Which I love for leave. Do not give me a screw tap for leave. In the middle of any sex session, you want to be like, hold on, let me unscrew the cap. And leave is so important. And when it comes down to it, you get what you pay for. If you buy a $5 a leaveube from a bin at Rite Aid,

you are going to feel $5 worth of lubrication on your junk, on your lady parts, whatever. Your guy deserves to have some in grade, and so do you. Exactly. And UberLub is perfect for that. It's a great balance. And it's silicone, and you can use it with toys and stuff like that.

So you can use it with high grade silicone toys. So you can't use it with just any toy. You'd want to make sure that you have like high quality silicone sex toys that you're using it with, and it should be fine. And then if you want to get a butt water-based loop though, because you don't want to use silicone for whatever reason, I love slick woods.

Yeah, slick ones. When purers really go to. And you can all get those at good vibes as well. Absolutely. And use code Emily. Okay, lingerie costumes for role play, pick it out together. I think a lot of couples like, yeah, I want a role play,

but like if my wife came out, like, we were, I was actually this commentator the other night and the guy was like, the community was like, if my wife came out in French made costume, I would just laugh, you know? And I think that a lot of couples, I know they've been together. But what I'm saying is I get it.

Like, you're like, how am I gonna all of a sudden show up as a pizza guy? But if you guys go shopping together, you can go online, you know, you can buy, go to a store together and just buy some sexy, like outfits that you're like, this could be fun or I want to see, like I would love a guy to buy, take me laundry shopping and be like, try this on, that's really hot, then do a strip tease. I'd be so down or play a little role play thing.

Go to a Halloween store, that's not open now, but we're asking you by cut anywhere. Anywhere, honestly, how's our Hollywood? How's our Hollywood? We love our costumes. We're so excited. They have a great selection of like costumes and with like, I'm really like sexy, like kind of like outlandish lingerie. So it's not like you're lingerie, you're getting it like agent provocateur.

It's like very like specific like costume kind of laundry. Right. And it is so cute. You're right. I'm gonna get some there. Okay, that's perfect. That's what I'm gonna do. You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you so cute. You're right. You're about to be a little policeman. I'm going to get some there. Okay, that's perfect. That's what I'm going to do. You're like yourself for myself.

Your gardeners and all of that. You're like cheerleader out there. It's really reasonable price too. I feel like you got to totally best. Okay, so that's a good one. Go to House of Hollywood. Put about some gifts. It's like in 13 cities now.

If not, I'm not sure you've got a sex toy store near you. Okay, so now we're going to move on to unconventional gift ideas that are kind of like DIY do yourself if you got time and sentimental. Um scrapbook your favorite memories easier than you think there's a lot of those like shutter fly you can just literally think even app the Apple store what is it the um you could do on your laptop with like I photos thank you. But then there's uh and you just put together book and it's like you could do it on your laptop with like, I photos, I photos, thank you. But then there's a, and you just put together a book and it's like 15 bucks gets a chip to your partner.

We're also blurb.com is one that Madison found. Compiles a book of love poems or love quotes. You can also insert your own photographs, right? And literary passages that describe your relationship. It could be quotes for movies. It could be like all the things that you have shared together. Yeah, it's as creative as you want it to be. It's fantastic. Or, although she said she's not very sentiment.

I was like, I would never do that. I would do something like this, which is ironic. I know, I'm sitting there like, making money. I'm going to make one for Wes. Say it for me. You get a plant or a succulent. This is a cute, unique gift. Something you're apart of, of can look at every day,

but doesn't require as much maintenance as a dog or something. Yeah, exactly. Although I did get a succulent from you know who the guy you met a few years ago, and it was really beautiful, like big succulent, and I never once watered it. Every day I looked at it and I was like, you're so needy.

I can't believe I need to water. It's like every three days needs to be watered. I'm like, you're really looking at me again. Sorry, I didn't water you. I walked out of the house already, and there you should be in that anyway. But it's a very good gift. And if you're a normal human,

you can probably water it every once a week. There's a community who's talking about how he killed a cactus. He's like, wow, I'm less nurturing than a desert. Exactly. That's pretty hard to screw it up. And we found this, I found this really cool website. I felt on hard to screw it up. And we found this, I found this really cool website. I felt on the rabbit hole of Pinterest.

It's called vitaminnihandmade.com and we'll post it. Obviously on the blog, you can make your own little succulent planter out of like a cute little bucket and you can design it. And there is one that said like don't prick me Valentine or don't be prickly Valentine and if you're crafty you'll enjoy that. So that's good. That's amazing. I actually did like the succulent. And I bought him succulents in return, which he did.

The holiday. And he kept his up. Yeah. And they're beautiful minor. Do you have windy? It's been they actually end up face down on my. They're crap. But I'm not saying that succulent.

Sorry, great. I did just don't get it for me. Okay. Make your partner their own tea blend. This is sweet blend for friends, creates a blend of loose leaf teas based on the recipients' personality, okay? So this is very like, you put in their date of birth, their hobbies, personality, physical appearance,

and then they custom what works for you. I just realized that physical appearance is like hilarious. Like physical appearance is like, if just do blondes get like vanilla or like coconut flavors. I don't know, that's gonna get like a cinnamon. Like, I don't know how it works. I thought they would want your birthday or something. Yeah, or like your astrological sign,

but either way, you can get a really random loose leaf tea blind. That's exactly, which would be really cute. Totally. If you're a tea drinker and now that I could coffee, you can get that for me, fleece leaf tea blind. That's right, exactly. Which would be really cute. Totally. If you're a tea drinker and now that I could coffee, you can get that for me, Madison. There we go. They're just kidding.

I don't want to. You don't need to get anything. But you know what I said that. Okay, they've got some subscription boxes. They're all the rage now. Wine, snacks, makeup. I mean, I think this is just like easy. And it's like if you know that someone that you love

has a Ganesh for cooking or like they love great wines or snacks or something like me who never has food around, like get me a snack box if you know that someone that you love has a Ganesh for cooking or like they love great wines or snacks or something like me who never has food around like get me a snack box, you know, not asking you off for gifts, but it keeps on giving. Variety, every month hint, every month that brings something different. And every time you get a new box, you'll be the first person on their mind.

So they go, oh my God, my sweetheart, God, that's all right. Yeah. Love with food is one that you had a good success with. Yeah, I bought my roommate who's like super, he's very like granola. Oh my God, my sweet heart got that. So, love with food is one that you had a good success with. Yeah, I bought my roommate who's like super, he's very like granola, he's like very super into like, like the gluten-free organic food mix. And so I got him love with food,

which is a really cool subscription service. They send you a snack box every month, and it includes organic, all natural snacks that are all super healthy. You have gluten-free options, you can choose. And with every purchase, they donate food to a US food bank. Which I thought was so sweet,

because you're giving to your lover, your friend, and they're giving it back. And what's funny is I know that Max is always fed. Exactly, we're not on it. So he's got Max. And then there's also like once for dog lovers, like I was gonna get one for Stanley, so we could get one every month,

he gets like dog snacks and toys. It's called bark box. Bark box. Isn't that cute? Okay, and then, okay, those are some good gifts. I think we should move to the unique data ideas. Yes, because really, it falls on a Sunday. You've got a great opportunity to make a day of it,

rather than a night, which is great, because you don't have to do one of those expensive prefix menus and squeeze the whole day in. You don't have to do like one of those expensive like prefix menus. And squeeze the whole day in, you know? You don't have to do it like after work. So we have some ideas here, which I love. Actually, Laura in our office came up with this one. We put a lot of thought and research into these people.

We don't want you to mess this one up, Valentine's. So she said, once I've Valentine's Day, she did a walking tour of chocofactories. Yeah, in L.A., I think. But I wonder if they, if they do that in other cities. I'm sure they do, like in San Francisco. I'm sure you do. Oh my God, yes.

You're at Ellie Square. Amazing. So that's so fun and romantic, you can get some wine, you can do like, you know, you go to wineries, you don't have to leave your city, you can play tours together. Yeah, it's like local landmarks you've always wanted to go to.

Yeah, walking tours of anything. Like, for instance, San Francisco, when I was with my parents, we did a walking tour of San Francisco, and it was like a vampire thing, where they like, it was like a tour of like the vampires of San Francisco. And I just remember being like super into vampires, I was like 13 years old,

and was like, this is the coolest thing ever. But the point is, no matter what city you're supposed to. Can you meet some of my ex-boyfriends? Probably. Just like, skulking around. Right. In the corners, late at night. But the thing is, no matter what city you're in,

they're gonna have some kind of walking tour, whether it's like local, you know, you can even do like a pub crawl or a bar crawl. How fun. That's so fun. For the wild and crazy couples, you know? I love it. You're gonna be drinking anyway,

you might as well move it around. A picnic in the park or in your living rooms, because we don't know, so many people have snow on the ground now. Yeah, it's true. And right today, it's like freezing here in LA. But you can plan like your living rooms, because we don't know so many people have snow on the ground now. Yeah, that's true. And right today, it's like freezing here in LA. But you can plan like your favorite snacks, wine, cheese plate, like candles, because I just love the idea

of like just doing something, like picking up your favorite foods, you don't have to cook and like making it romantic. Yeah, and so you know, you can play games together, never have I ever, truth or dare, or I was saying, or that you could do something where you put dares, like each of you put a few dares into a bowl, like three or four,

and the dares were like, it could be like, I dare you, it was the truth that you go in a bowl. No, it's the truth to go in the bowl. So you put these like questions that you have to ask each other, and you pull out a question, and if they don't want to answer it, or if they don't want to answer it, like truthfully or fully, then they have to pull a dare, right?

Do a dare. Right, exactly. So it could be like writing out five dares, anything from like trying to sexy outfit, trying something naughty, like stripping. I'm not like, no, maybe don't do this in the park. Yeah, don't do this one in the park. But you place it in a bowl,

and then you ask each other not to questions, like what's the sexiest fantasy you've ever had, what's the most unusual place you have it had sex, and if you pass, and you don't want to do it, this is a DIY game, then you take one of the dares. That's a good time. Okay, the picnic we've got outdoor places. Yeah, I just spend a day somewhere outdoors, like here in LA, you go to the Lake Shrine in Malibu, which is really beautiful. So beautiful. And very peaceful, you go to the Huntington Library in Arboretum, which I've been to and it's gorgeous so much to do.

But all over the place. All over. Okay, then we've got the Netflix and Chill V-Day edition. Sorry about Netflix and Chill, if people are over it and you think it's like, jump the shark. You could have a movie marathon. Get your favorite snacks.

This is what I would do. I would get like all my favorite candies, like my movie candies. Anderson can relate to this. He's like all the, like he watches like movies 24-7, but you know that I have like a list of 18 of them. I'd get like good and plenies, I'd get the snow caps, I would get the grossest candy in the show.

I love the, the, the, the, the, the mothballs. Oh yeah, the milk duds. Milk duds in the mothballs. Milk duds are my favorite actually, and mothballs too though. I would just, MM's, popcorn. Yeah, and you just have fun

and you like pick your favorite movies that you could be scary movies. Yeah, scary movies are great adrenaline. Yeah, we're talking about the misattribution of a rousal, getting all psych... Going back to psychology 101. We're getting all psychology 101. We're just saying that the misattribution

when you get watched a scary movie together. Yeah, okay, so misattribution of a rousal is that when you do like adrenaline pumping things, like say you like watch a scary movie or you like go rock climbing or something like that, the adrenaline pumping, your brain, uh, misattributes it and things that you're sexually excited. And things that you're like super stimulated by your partner when really you're super stimulated by like the fact that your favorite character is about to get slashed, uh, nose-denavile or something like that.

So then you get all excited and you cling to your partner and all of a sudden you're having sex on the couch. Perfect, fantastic. And so when, when, it's a great, that's our own Netflix channel. I know a lot of people don't have time to watch a lot of movies, like on a row. Like it's kind of a bummer.

Yeah, so if you make the whole day about that, you can not throw the nominations. Oscars are coming up. Watch the good old videos. That's exactly what I'm going to do yeah alone or with Stanley you just got to find for sure yeah you got to find some of these in sags you can get all the screeners because otherwise you got to get I got to work on the you know the screeners right Anderson I've seen every single movie this up including the shorts I've seen everything you said Anderson's got a new

podcast yeah I got to cinematics I've been blustering about it here for a while. This week, wait, wait, I gotta tell you which movies are worth a review this week. Deadpool, which is the new, I can't wait to see it. Yeah, Madison Nocy. I'm the key demographic. I know she's demographic for that. It's Ryan Reynolds and he's really ugly in it, but he's super sassy. He's like one of those like badass super.

Ugly in it. I mean, he's, he's destroyed. Yeah. And he's like one of those like badass. Ugly in it, I mean he's, he's, he's, he's, he gets like destroyed. Yeah. So he wears, yeah, he wears a costume. You don't even see his face through him most, most of it. Just once and there's like all these funny, like lines about it. So we screened that.

We got a band screening of that one, and we're going to talk about that one before it comes out as well as the new Michael Moore documentary. You're a doctor. Oh, yeah, I know I'm dying just by said, I'm just on. Where to invade next. Yeah, I heard it's amazing. How did you step that I'm dying to see my set, I just saw it. Where to invade next? Yeah, I heard it's amazing.

How'd you step that, see it? What was he, special? Yeah. How do you see it? Oh, yeah. Well, he's a Michigan, maybe they're just special screening. No.

No, are you sure? He's a Becca Morris Flinten. Yeah, all perhaps. Yeah, maybe he had like a little. That's probably the, yeah. No, we do some Michigan. That's like, he's like our one big film, I get out one, but.

Becca Morris, but yeah, my set, my set, dad, who's 80, post a lot of Facebook like not one, but more. It's a big deal. My son, my stepdad, who's 80, post a lot of Facebook. He was on the show. He was on the show. He was sitting right where you're showing that. My mom and my stepdad. It was really cute, but he posts, he spends a lot of time on Facebook. Because if you're 80, why not? And watch Michael Moore. The other thing is we were talking about like volunteering is great. If you're single or in a relationship,

because it feels good to give back spread the love. Yeah, it's helping people in need. It's what the holidays all about. It's great. No, it's great. What, Anderson, then you can go home and watch movies. When was the last time you volunteered him? I volunteer every single day.

It's true, you do, actually. If you give back to the sexual forms and things. To people's that private, you do. Yeah, absolutely true. Just today, she volunteered to make me toast is great. I was at the first half of the free. Yeah. I didn't know your hunger but was it a good?

It's delicious. Yeah. I'll do it anytime. I should wear into the office. Yeah. Okay. Back to the volunteering thing. It is true. I mean, there's so many I volunteer that can't but I can't tell you how many people.

Not myself. I didn't hook up a camp. Well, I mean, I have, but I have. But so many people have gotten married from camp because they you have a common interest in that's giving back and being and you know that people are good and they're in for the right cause. And that's what the root of the holidays about love. Yeah. So helping people volunteer on Valentine's Day for poor, poor people homeless people who are single. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Give them little candies or just anywhere. everyone needs help.

I wonder, do they have like volunteer match here in LA? They have that in San Francisco. They probably have meetups where you can go do it. Meetup.com is awesome. You go to Meetup.com and they have like all these different meetups. You can do it. I'm sure there's volunteering ones.

There's like volunteering singles. But there's one called, but not to be confused with match.com, but in San Francisco it was called volunteer match. It was a website and it matched you to any task you want to do. You thought it was like a dating site. You're like, you can skip over that. For those who volunteer. No, but that's actually not a bad idea.

Okay, then also if you're single friends pot luck, have all your friends over and everyone brings a dish and a date they're not romantic or sexually interested in. I love that. I've done this before. Like a single party, you bring your one, single friend, which we all have that friend that we're like. Or someone like, yeah. Oh, that guy. No, I, which we all have that friend that we're like. Or someone like, yeah. Oh, that guy.

No, I mean, like, there's the guy that you're like, I don't wanna fucking, but you might. Exactly. I have a friend like that, I just saw him recently and I'm like, dude, can I just like bringing you to LA and like, like force you on all of my friends cause like, they dig it, they're looking for you. It's like got that like Midwestern charm.

Right, so he should go to a potlock and it's perfect to mingle and drink a company, meet new people. But also a great thing is I hear guys say this all the time, but like a great night to guard also. If you're single Valentine's day, go with your buddies. Yeah. Totally. Because most people, single group of women's men out, they're probably single. Yeah. I don't think I've ever, mean third groups together on Valentine's day. Yeah. I don't think I've ever like gone to bars or anything on Valentine's Day as a single person that sounds terrifying.

But as a guy, I can imagine it's pretty good. Yeah, and I just want to get my friends. Like, I'm not uptight about it. I'd be like, I'm single, that's right. Are there really, you guys are girls? Yeah. You guys are girls. We are girls, thanks.

Do you really think that the women there are so lonely on Valentine's Day that it's going to look for a random hookup? Yeah, but I think that I would go out with a friend for a drink out of sunny day. I go to dinner with a friend on sunny night. Like if I didn't have plans, which it's still TBD, she was like, let's get dinner and I wouldn't, if you can, it's Valentine's day, but whatever I'd go out. And then tell a funny story about my wife and her family of Valentine's Day.

I guess. All right. They're not big planners, my wife and her family, right? Not big planners that don't really think they don't look at the calendar much. And I remember we had just moved into our new apartment and they're like, yeah, we wanna come over and see it. We'll go out to dinner. They showed up, I'm a terrible planner as well.

And it's like, how great. Valentine's day. There's nothing, nothing is available. There's no way we're going out to dinner. And we found some like fish and chips horrible place. It was like, it was like 30 bucks for a basket of fish and chips. And there's the only up to you.

No, it was your wife not upset because she knows you. She wanted it. I got her fish and chips. We're fine. That's sweet. The dorms. I think that is a dorms and you guys are still together and happy. So that all works out. I think that's what we got time for. Yeah.

I think we did. This was a killer out. Yeah. And I'm just saying remember, it's a day about love, not to, you know, if you are with someone, I always think throwing a little sexy something, little toy or laundry. Yeah. Stay tuned. We're actually going to come out with a sex moves for Valentine's Day podcast podcast. Next week. We're going to get that next week. Yeah, we still got time.

We just wanted you guys to get your presence in and I'm checking everything here will be on sexfilmy.com that we've talked about. The banners and our list and discount codes because we don't. Hey, get one. I'll help you out. Yeah, sex moves for Valentine's Day. Yeah, that's coming up next week. And one of them volunteering to be on call at your work

on Valentine's Day. That's a good sex move. I come out. Oh, what do you mean? I'm just, that's my move. That was, I'm making myself available to work on Sunday Valentine's Day. That was my single Valentine's Day plan, everyone.

I was like, I was like, I will serve, I will serve people awful food for Valentine's Day and judge them all for coming into this restaurant Terrible. Yeah, was it a chain? It was a chain and it was like one of those places where you order at the counter And then we bring you your food and it was like Italian food. It's called Pat and Oscars very similar No, no problem drop in the name after those oh, they oh, it brought I mean, it's gone forever Pat and Oscars is dead and Oscar. Yeah Oscar. Yeah, they're a married couple. Anyway, but so you get like,

basket unlimited breadsticks and stuff like that. So I'd like judge people. I love the limited breadsticks. I'd come and like drop it off of people's tables and be like, yeah, you like that $14 piece in. Those unlimited breadsticks, you have cheap skate and I'm like, walk away. Enjoy your Valentine.

Enjoy your Valentine. Yeah. Well, I hope everybody enjoys it. No matter what you do, it's a day of love. Love yourself, love your partner, love your friends, love your neighbors. Love everyone. Yeah, go ahead and give us a time.

I was speaking of love. I messed up the week. It's a cinematics, my new show. It's, I was a week ahead, pride and prejudice in zombies. That's what we're reviewing this week, as well as Hail Caesar. The new co-workers movie. Oh, I've heard you say it.

She said it off. She said it off. That was so awesome. So impressive, Madison. It's like that podcast called How Did This Get Made? Because that's my question. How did that see it? She said it off. She said it off. That was so impressive, Madison. And I thought podcasts called How Did This Get Made? Because that's my question. How did that get made? No, that was a book.

It's a book that people really liked. Yeah, yeah. Okay, well, we'll check out cinematics and see we like it. And thank you, Madison. Awesome, awesome for being awesome. And for the awesome show. I love having you. And thank you to Laurie and Jamie,

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