Sex With Emily - What Not To Do In Bed

Episode Date: January 27, 2016

This show is all about sexual etiquette! What does it really take to be a considerate lover? Emily and Anderson discuss a recent article and express opposing opinions regarding the 6 things that men should never do in the bedroom. Is being body shaming gender exclusive? What’s the golden rule of successful sex? From unauthorized spitting to selfish sex to surprise anal, they dissect the different ways NOT to behave between the sheets. Emily also answers emails regarding sexual insecurity stemming from changes in your body and finding the perfect spot to deposit your seed. Plus, hear a startling story involving firemen and an iron-clad chastity belt on this no-holds-barred podcast. Don’t miss it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Thanks for listening. Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Betrubized they call them in a bygone day. Hey, Emily. You got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken.

He thinks you're kind of cute. The girls got a hair stand. Oh, my. The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean, like laundry? It shrinks. Can we not talk about sex so much?

Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. I'm off here. I'm so, so, so. Being bad feels pretty good. But you know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. Okay. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships

and everything in between. From wherever we should go to sexwithemily.com to get all the tips and tricks you want. I don't know the people realize, Andrews, I mean you're with Andrews, him. Yo. What up? What up, him?

How are you? Oh my God, it's getting worse. I've been on the phone for two hours before I got in here. I've done a couple of shows with you in the last couple of days. And I gotta say tonight's the night that you're sounding more raspy than ever. You're sounding like, I don't know how successful you'd be if you always sounded like that. Why? Because annoying.

Like, listen to the old raspy sex lady. I was not even sexy anymore. The other day it was sexy. It's not anymore. Yeah, it's kinda gone over. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's gumbuy on sex. Him afraid. But you sound more wise. There's that. You sound like the whole I shouldn't have talked on the phone for two hours. Yeah. You came in here talking on the phone, guys. I just came in here chatting, trying to hold my dog at the same time. The dog was

springing out of her hand. Where's Stanley? I'm so glad you got Stanley. He's in the safety of the corner of the room. No, I need him. I need him. That was really, Anderson just did something really sweet and loving because I was having a rough week. Sick. I'm going to be in the last three nights, which meant two nights were amazing. And he brought Stanley in just to comfort me.

He's a little bald dog. He's a cheer for him. Thank you. Here's the reason why I almost didn't them. Why? Because every time I bring Stan to see Emily, she's always like, can I keep him now? She's like the little kid that you take to a park. And you're like being a nice guy,

taking the kid to the park. And it's been 45 minutes, you're ready to go because the park's boring. And the kids like, can I please stay for some more? Can I please stay for a longer? No. No, can I say something? You get some Stan.

I feel really bad because I heard my, at first of all, I heard myself saying that. I'm just, I'm not sure what you're saying. I'm not sure what you're saying. The second I saw him, I heard my, at first of all, I heard myself saying that. I'm just, I'm not sure what you're saying. You're right though. The second I saw him, I was like, you are such a good friend, because you said you bring him in. He was a pain in the ass in the studio.

I know it's not easy. I know it's not easy. And then I heard myself say, can I keep him? Which is kind of like my joke, because I don't really think you're gonna let me and I ask you every day. So I hated that about myself in that moment. And I wanted to get a bit of it.

I'm just, I'm not that good. But you're right, it is like that person, but I ask you every day. So I hated that about myself in that moment. And I wanted to get about it. But I'm not that good, but you're right. It is like that person, but I'm not that person. Before we get to the show, Becker's Campy Chisers, yeah. I actually take notes for the show now. Like if something occurs to me during the week that I want to talk to you about, I'll write it down.

So I have a little section of my notepad on my phone. Says Emily. No way, tell me. And I have one question, but I've failed to go to the notepad the last two weeks. Put in your smartphone. The wife, my wife has lots of questions and she's demanding that I ask you sooner or later. It's already later, but what were you doing with Keith Morrison? She is a massive Keith Morrison fan. She watches all that murder porn that he's always narrating saying,

she saw my Instagram. Oh, she saw my Instagram. And what did he do next? That is hilarious. So she saw this like a few weeks ago or maybe months ago now, like you're hanging out with Keith Morrison. Was he at your house? It looked like you were like in a residence. That is a really funny story that you asked. So Keith Morrison is the host of Dateline. Right.

People don't know. He's been in Dateline for a long time, many years. And my friend Emily, she's one of my closest friends. She's your best friend. Best friend. I'd say she's my best friend. You're an adult. It's a real person. It's not of my closest friends. She's my best friend. Best friend, I'd say she's my best friend. It's a real person, it's not another side of Emily. And I love this girl, she's funny, she's probably one of the funniest people I know, most

creative, she's a copywriter. Point is, she loves Keith Morrison like for years, like she hasn't gone out on a Friday night, even though you can like take things down. So here's our brilliant she is. She loves them. And she came with this idea about not even a year ago, and she started Instagram. To pay her own murder so that he'd cover the story. She literally will not miss it.

That's all she talks about as a date line and because she loves Keith Morrison, like literally her whole, she dressed up in a Halloween, she got pictures of him framed in her house. She's scary. Never about him. She started an Instagram account, which everybody should've found out. It's called Keith Leans on Things.

Okay? Because in every episode, if your wife might know this, I'm sure she would. He's always kind of leaning on something. Okay? Like you're like lean on a tractor. So Emily started this thing, so check it out on Instagram. It's at Keith Leans on Things.

And it just, she takes screenshots. And it's hilarious. The thing is on things. And it's just she takes screenshots. And it's hilarious the things that she writes. And then she does videos. And then she's been doing it for fun, right? For all these times. And like, you know, I talk about it on Facebook sometimes, but just randomly, one day NBC found it. And it was like, this has been this progression.

Like six months ago, they like started following her. She's like, oh my gosh, like to date line. She's a date line followed me. And it was like a big deal. And then they would like, like they, then following her, she's like, oh my gosh, she's like, to date line, she's a date line followed me. And it was like a big deal. And then they would like, like they, then one time they were like, we love it. And they're like, can we repost it? It was like all these little things kept happening

and she was like, I can't believe it. So then she gets his call in June. Right. And they call her, or they direct message on Instagram and they say, hey, are you gonna be around like June 21st or something? And she's like, actually, I'm going to Hawaii that day. She's like pregnant.

She just had a baby actually in Christmas, but she was going in her baby moon or whatever. Baby moon, is that a thing? People do. Well, they had never made it other like my own. I don't like that, it's a lot. It's a lot of stuff. Whatever.

So she said, there's a, we need you to be home. And she's like, well, why? Do I have to cancel my trip? They're like, you might want to. And then I'm thinking, wait, that's some dumb. I said, well, first? Like, do I have to cancel my trip? They're like, mm, you might want to. And then I'm thinking, wait, that's not dumb. I said, well, first of all, and I was actually Drew. We all did our Drew's matter. He's like, calls her, which is-

Dr. Drew Pinsky. He calls her Funny Emily, which at first I was sort of offending because I'm like, I'm 20. That is offensive. Drew's a very offensive man. I'm not Drew, am I not funny? Yeah. No, but she's because she's so fucking funny.

He loves her so anyway. I'm like, if they're probably sending you swag and they want you to take a picture of her, you don't need to cancel your trip. So it turns out they sent her like a week before that in the mail, like this puzzle, she got put together. She puts together and it says, don't watch alone Keith Morrison,

who Keith Morrison at your house, like next Friday, seven o'clock for the premiere of date line this year. NBC sent her the puzzle. Yeah. That seems very creative for like an NBC. Very creative. So actually you guys should check out it's um yeah I think her it's it's Keith

Leans on things and I think her I don't know if I can give her as out of her as public but I will and if it's not public it's all her Instagram is all righty then a L L L. Righty then like like like that like yeah so anyway point Emily shot well her name I can tell you well yeah she's really fucking because the thing that she writes and does so tell your wife text you know so anyway point Emily shot Wells her name I can tell you name shot well Yeah, she's really fucking because the thing that she writes and does so tell your wife text her now. So anyway They we have a power dinner house Keith Morrison comes over and she can invite like 10 friends They cater at and we get there and she's like six seven months pregnant at the time and I get there And he's just like hanging out walking around. He's like old or you know, he's like no, but it was so funny And I took videos of it and she posted on her Instagram. Okay, and it's like he's like, old or, you know, he's like, what are you leaning on stuff? No, but it was so funny.

And I took videos of it and she posted on her Instagram. And it's like, he's like, you're in. So what do you think point is they called her super fans. They're like, we have three fans. There's three hosts of cross the whole country. They picked her and the other two hosts with the other two houses, like to watch with other. It was amazing. So here she is.

I said, there we go. Did it there? Well, here's the thing. She wasn't on the show. It was more like a PR thing. We thought she did it. But the fact is you can look it on Keith Leans on things, pictures of they actually lean on each other, and he sits on the couch and we sat there

and watch Dateline with Keith Morrison for two hours. And then the two of you took him to the back room and blew him. No, we didn't have a long. Is that a good story though? It was, but I was trying to make it sexual so that it fit the show. I'm sorry, but when I told him I did he kind of back away, but I did take a picture with him. Oh, they'd back away a little bit. I was like to make it sexual so that it fit the show. I'm sorry, but when I told him I did he kind of back to I tried to take a picture with them. Oh, they back away a little bit. Yeah, I was like, why do you leave? I'll cover your story later once you're

Stockton killed exactly. I love his voice like this and then yeah, do you like him too? I it's always on the background while I'm doing other things and I just hear him digging and asking like Interappropriate questions Bill Hader used to do a great imitation of him from SNL. He's so funny because like, he's like really almost excited about the macabre details of the story. He'll be like, really? Tell me more. It's so good. So thank you for that. Thank you for the story. I thought you were going to ask me some great sex question from your wife, which is what I got. I just got so excited. I didn't know what to do. And then it was like Keith Morrison, but that's a good story.

So also on the same note, she's getting a hard time. She can get four fingers in my butt, but not the full fist. How do we? Okay, thank you. Don't rush it. The thing I was gonna say though,

when I opened the show and I was talking about what we're talking about tonight, talking about what we're talking about, is that I realized that I don't often say this, I'm like, good on my website, set up a mailing list, but what people don't realize is, I've got 10 years of material on my website, and we update it every day with new blogs and videos,

so a lot of our questions are like, how do I give a great blow job? Like last night, someone called in the love, I've probably written about it, or if you've a question, you probably can find a lot of the answers on my website so check that out. It's like a media, sexual knowledge. And there might be a podcast I did at it like because there's 2,000 of them it's a hefty site.

Yeah, hefty. So that's one of the things we're talking about and then the other because I was reading all the topics but the other thing they're talking about is six things you should never do in the bedroom. It's a little mini topic. Well it was one of them had the TV on with Keith Morrison twanging about leading on things. No, that's not how you want. Yeah. So how are you feeling about Valentine's Day

impending? It was my favorite. It was my favorite. My favorite thing about Valentine's Day, these days, because I hate it, most as most men do. It's easy to hate it as a guy, you know, it's almost obligatory as a man to hate Valentine's Day, but it's annoying. hate it as a guy you know it's it's almost obligatory as a man to hate Valentine's

day. But it's annoying. I hate hallmark invented holidays. But there's now some cheer associated with it. What? That's hearing you talk about it. Oh tell me more about that. That's so nice. What day is it? It's February 14th. What's it go? It's called Valentine's Day. That's it. And I'm the way you say Valentine's. That's the only called Valentine's Day. That's it. And I'm the real. It's the way you say Valentine's. That's the only good thing about Valentine's Day. That is my Michigan accent. Becoming out more and more lately. I don't know if you've been talking to more people back from your homeland or what?

Do you think I'm just reverting back? I don't know. I've been hearing it thicker and thicker the last few days. You know what? Really? Maybe it's because I'm sick. Perhaps. I don't know.

You know, it's funny though. when I first moved to California 20 years ago from Michigan and moved to San Francisco, every single day, where are you from? Yeah. Where are you from? It's so confusing to me. I'm like, I'm from Michigan, what do you mean? Like, do you want some half and half with your DJ?

Yeah, I've heard it a lot, maybe it's because you're sick. It went away. I mean, but it's apparently not. Valentine's Day, we're gonna be doing a few shows next week. You'll hear the shows coming up, but I would just, we're going to have some great shows, gift guides, what to do. And what I think about Valentine's Day,

and this show's not all about Valentine's Day, is that don't put so much pressure on yourself. Yes, you should do something, but I don't even like that it's all up to the guy to be honest. I think that a couple should be, don't spend money at one of those expensive, pre-fixed menus and say like tonight, let's try something super sexy and hot. Let's try a new sex move. Let's go to a sex toy store.

Let's watch porn together. Let's give each other massages. Let's watch TV and give each other foot massages. I don't care. Something different tonight that has to do with enhancing your intimacy. That's what it should be about. That's it. Get the candles.

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Three of them. They're a little baby cute guys and they have a little spout on them and then you could give that to her and then follow it up with actually giving her a massage. Done. If you don't know what a massage candle is, you are missing out because it smells amazing and it enhances your intimacy because it's warm, coconut oil, which is nurturing and vegan

and feels amazing and it doesn't, it's not wax. It's like you're in your sheets. I know you have the best massage your life. That could be your present. Here's some candles, baby massage. You gotta follow it up with some stuff. Here's how dumb I am. As I actually, you know, you're gonna be watching Stanley,

my dog on Valentine's Day. I know how dumb you are. And I booked a whole trip for that weekend. We're going out of town. We're going to Colorado. And I'm very excited about it and didn't occur to me that it was Valentine's Day weekend until after I booked everything.

So I could have woven it all in and be like, honey, taking me to Denver for Valentine's Day. But instead, it's like, honey, you me to Denver for Valentine's Day, but instead it's like, honey, you're coming to Denver with me to see my favorite band on President's Day weekend. And now I got Valentine's Day, they're gonna smash in there. It's gonna ruin everything.

Let me just say this Anderson, I don't know if you short memory, but you texted me about watching Stanley, and I said, oh great, that weekend, now I have a Valentine's Day date, because you said it was through the 14th, and you said, oh shit, that weekend, now I have a Valentine's Day date because you said it was through the 14th and you said, oh shit, it's Valentine's Day. So if it weren't for me,

I wouldn't think about you, but still wouldn't know. Why, there's still calendars and whatnot. I'd probably come across the best. Kidney, what are you gonna do now, Denver? Give her a massage. Do you want some candles? I have some of my car.

I got some, but I love some freshies. There's some of my car. Cause I'm always using them. Two out of sex toy. I have one of my car for you. You have to ask for me. I'm gonna take, I gotta take a, I've never been asked, can you for it anything? No in my car. Cause I'm always using it. Two out of sex toy. I have one in my car for you. Okay. You don't even ask for me. I'm gonna take, I gotta take, I've never been asked.

Can you for it anything? No, no, okay, I'm sorry. One time you said maybe. Yeah. So I've been taking that as like what toy do you want? And my brain, I've never had that. Okay, I gotta hop on a plane. So I don't want to, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude, they're not like that anymore. Okay, all right. Okay. Yes, yes, please. Thank you, maybe. Can we walk out after the show? Yeah. Okay. Remind me, don't say if I don't do it you hate me. Oh, speak to me on Wednesday coming up fast

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gift yourself. And you get to get your friends, your lover. Yeah, because. I was thinking about you today just out of the blue. And you know what's something I'm a very nice thought about you occurred to me. And you know, all your shortcomings and all your insanity and I call you a crazy bitch and we're getting a lot of many arguments about that because you're digging through your purse and you're, hey, you're someone neurotic, but you get stuff done. And you're, you're talking about, but you know, it's somehow that works. I you have all these things that on other people like I want to be able to stand,

but somehow it's just part of you and I love you even more for it. But also what you don't have, which a lot of women do, is you don't have that caddy nature. I don't think I've ever heard you talk badly about another woman or talk about someone's outfit. I mean, you just don't have anything about that in you at all. You just want to help everyone,

males, females, and I was listening to Bill Burr, who's a massagingist at times, and he was talking about caddy women, and I was like, who's caddy in my life? And I started with you. I'm like, not, not him. And then I started thinking about how uncaddy you are.

And I appreciate that about you. That, you know what, Anderson, I got to say that, that feels really, really good, because I, um, I really don't. Like, I actually, there's something I think I don't know if it's where, is raise, I, I feel like talking to people is poisonous. And in your business, what you do, it would be so easy for you to say, well, she probably doesn't please her man ride,

or she probably doesn't do this, or it's probably because of those fake boobs. You know, I could see you easily saying these things or thinking these things, and there's none of that. You don't have any of it. No, I'm not like that to my listeners, I'm not like that to people. I don't even, to my friends, I don't talk,

I don't try, I'm yelling, like I don't talk about friends, I don't talk, I don't gossip. You don't have an ounce of that, Jean, and you're like, I appreciate that. And you, it my friends, I don't talk, I don't try. I'm like, you like, I don't talk about friends. I don't, I don't gossip. You don't have an ounce of that gene and you're like, I appreciate that. And you know, it's funny. Thank you. That actually makes you really good

because I'm really not like that. It just, it feels wrong. And when I first started in radio, which you know my experience was like, I had never been in radio. Right, it's through you and the five. They were like, hang up on the callers, be mean to them, and I know I get that that's good radio.

That's a bad program director too. But I'm not, I can't do it. Like I, like even when Mike and Love Lines sometimes he's like mean to the caller and I get that that's like radio, morning radio, even though this is night time. Wack you. I can't do it, can't do it. Funny story about digging in the purse, which is why,

okay, so I did the sexual health expo a few weeks ago. A lot of fans came, thank you everyone for coming every time I meet a fan. I'm so listening. I'm so freaking excited because you don't often get to meet them and I and they walked up You're gonna love this and I was on the floor Digging in my purse and this girl goes oh my god. Just like Anderson said you are digging in the purse I'm gonna make it things up. I've got a lot going on in the purse. And it was hilarious that the second this listener saw me, I can't remember the name right now. And it was like, yeah, I'm always in the purse.

Right. I paint an accurate picture. You do. And this is like, and if you come to West Covina, wherever it is, we'll all find it and I'm app. I swear, it's this is me. I think it's not by long because a lot of listeners, I'm sure that are central to West Covina. No, I'm new to LA three years in. But I still, but it's this is me. I think it's not by long because a lot of listeners, I'm sure that are central.

No, I mean, I'm new LA three years in, but I still I'm born and raised in Southern California. I can't tell you of West Covina and Covina are actually I'm assuming that they're next to each other, but I want to be shocked if they're 40 miles apart. I think it's like, yeah, I think it's like an hour from I think driving it's going to take us to our do I think for my office in Hollywood, it's an hour. So it'll be worth it though, because then, I don't know, we can ask you six questions. I can't wait to meet you all.

You got any sex in the news? And I can let you go. I do, ready? Here's my sex in the news for you. Did you hear about the woman who loses her chastity belt and has access local fire fires to unlock it? No, what? She lost the keys?

In Italy, firefighters were left a little hot under the collar after woman asked them to help her get out of Chastity belt The middle age woman turned up at a fire station in Padua, Italy and began asking crew if they could help her with a lock She could not open a number of firefighters began ask her questions about where she lived thinking she had locked herself I don't know but they were left stunned when the woman told them She was referring to a chastity belt. She was wearing and pulled up her jumper to show them Speaking directly to the firefighters the woman who can not be named said I've lost the keys to a lock and I can no longer open it Despite the peculiar nature of the request the crew managed to open to the chastity about my breaking the lot and they were very concerned about her

About the you know partner forcing her to wear it, but it was revealed she chose to wear it herself To stop herself from having sexual relationships. What how old is this one? Doesn't say no, it doesn't say Did they get the jaws of life out just for dramatic effect? I don't know. I wish they there was someone's filming it So that was my little sex in the news for you But that's a great porn. I'm picturing it right now.

There's a fireman with a fully-reaction in the corner and they got this hottie and she's got the chasete belt and they're like, hold on, we'll get the jaws of life. And he's waiting with the fully-reaction and they're trying to get the giant mass of jaws of life to cut this little tiny little wall. That could be your next short film. I'm not doing that.

Here's the thing. First of all, I understand like trying to change behaviors and like, you know, you want us to have, you know, less frequent sex because you feel like you're not honoring yourself, your body, or having mindless sex forever. But it's pretty extreme. Yeah. Like maybe go to an SLA sex and love addicts anonymous meeting, go to therapy. It's Italy. It's a different culture. Can't judge. Can't judge. Who knows? In order to win. I don't judge member Maybe she was making up a story for her controlling husband Who knows right? Okay, who knows, but you don't we don't really know. How do you pee with that thing? Can you pee? Um

What maybe that's why she got to get the key. I think it's because she wanted a bang the firefighters or any of that place to go Yeah, I bet she was like you know, uh, that was a pick up. I really it's genius I was like I want a bang a fire man. They don't say if they bang her. What did this happen? Did this happen right after the New Year? Was this her New Year's resolution? I've read it everywhere.

I've read this happen recently. Like this week, I saw it. Maybe it took her a month to hatch the plan. But this seems like a devious plan. It's pretty smart. Very smart. Okay. This is my little mini thing.

Because I thought that this would be interesting. Because I want to hear from you as well You Anderson and listeners always what not to do in the bedroom six things you should never do in the bedroom This was a calm as asked man I write for ask man a lot, but I found this interesting and I'm not saying I agree with all of them, but I Don't know I think it's good points. I thought about what you should not do like some of this stuff is like it says never I'm like that's so extreme. Okay.

Number one, shame her body. Well, that goes without saying. Well, in the bedroom or anywhere else. Why is that, wait, as soon as you get out of the bedroom, you're fat honey. Can you stop, can you just let me get through this? I'm sorry. And there's a quote from a woman,

I once had sex with a guy who made a rude comment about my small breasts. He said, hey babe, what's the difference in a man's boobs and a woman's boobs with a smirk? He was trying to be funny, but it made me feel self-conscious of my body and definitely didn't make me want to sleep with him again. So instead, here's the other thing that you should do if you want. The punchline is that he's like making fun of her boobs in the bedroom. Listen, we all have body insecurities. How would have I won was looking you going, I thought you were gonna bring your penis tonight

or is it hard or are you in yet? You know the difference between a vagina and a penis? What? Penis is big. That's like the girl's version of that joke. Right, exactly, yeah. Which is a shit joke. So instead, this is what guys should do, okay?

If you think that you're one of these guys like I'm not gonna nag her, I'm gonna say something, you probably didn't even think you was being a douchebag. If you ever think of saying something critical and you think about it, you don't want, have I complimented her today?

Think of all the parts of her body that really turn you on. Not just the obvious ones during intercourse. How about how I love like in your eyes, they're so pretty, or the way she bites her lower lip, or how sucks she looked at the underwear. We love compliments.

Not men don't love them as much, right? A lot of vain men, especially these days, there's a lot of vain dudes out there. I'm fine, I'm good. What about work stuff like that? I'm like, don't it's anyways. I don't even need any compliments. I think, yeah, I mean, any body shaming for men or women is just a no no. Yeah, you're right.

A lot of these are for men and for women. And beyond the bedroom too, you should not be putting down any kind of physical attributes of your lady, unless it's a health concern. Exactly. Like you need to get that growth on your neck. Like the worst thing is I had a really good guy friend and he'd look at his girlfriend and he'd be like, she'd go to grab a brush.

She was like, she's done that matters, either way she could be whatever her weight was. She was fine. She was grabbing a brush and he's like, you really want to eat that second brush? You sure you want to do that? That's a good, was fine. She was grabby, Brian. He's like, you really wanna eat that second, Brian? You sure you wanna do that? That's a good, true thing. I almost broke up with him.

I almost broke up with her, I almost said you should dump him. It was my boyfriend. I would never date a guy like that, but it was terrible. She did break up. Number two, on your own, this number two, I wanted a guy say, or, oh, sorry, or your own.

Don't criticize her body or your own body. Oh, really? I'm a trouble. I said, I wanted a guy say, sorry, or your own don't criticize her body or your own body. Oh really? I'm a trouble said. I once had a guy say nope. I'm not big enough to do it that way. Which way is that from across the room? I don't know like it's penis, but it reminds me of like how cathode wood I love lines always talking about my mic. You've done it about three times in this show. I don't have to cut it all out. Cut it out. Part of me felt that she, part of me felt sad that he would put himself down like that just because he knew he couldn't please me that way, but part of me was overwhelmed and completely overshadowed by the awkwardness of the moment.

So instead, you know your package better than anyone else, so you can perform best. But you don't have to say anything about it, but just like anything else, focus on the positive instead of the negative. Tell her that like if there's a position for example that you feel your penis would be challenged and be like, babe, it would be really hot to have you ride me right now. Stay away from the negative. I'm taking that to note because I've numerous times my shirt's been off and she said, say it's not like you're cute or something like that and I always come back with quiet, I'm

fat. Next. Yeah, quiet, I'm fat. I see what? Yeah, quiet, I'm fat. And women do that all the time. It's subconscious and I'm uncomfortable. And I just want to. Take compliments is a skill learning to receive compliments. Yeah, you think I'd be able to do a well with all my practice,

but I'm really bad at taking compliments. I know, I don't know a lot of people are we feel like, well, maybe we don't really feel that way ourselves. We don't feel that way about ourselves. We're just why compliments are so important. But also, yeah, it just makes us shy. It makes us uncomfortable. We don't believe them.

A bunch of siblings, you had a lot of the time like the compliments were actually backhanded or they were waiting for someone to fall. And that was guilty of it too. And we're like, we'd say something nice and they go, really? And then we'd go, no, just kidding. You know, that's the kid's stuff. Like, how you just started telling me a compliment,

but then you spent the first 10 minutes telling all the bad things about me. Yeah, thanks. I totally got so bad. I grew up in your house. Okay, this one might be controversial, controversial. Controversial. Controversial is not a word.

Controversial. Doesn't have 18 syllables. You guys, can you tell him a little, how did my voice feel better now? It's on better now. Yeah. That read that you did at the top of the show. I don't have to read, do that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't have to read that. No, no, it's good.

Okay, number three, what you should never do in the bedroom. Spit. See, these are fermenting. I want to spitting anywhere. Well, no shit. Well, watch porn. You should not defecate in the corner either. I would know what they spit on the penis.

They spit or put, oh, spitting like is loop. First of all, it's, it's actually can be not, it's not a great lubricant. People think it is. It can have bacteria in it. So you actually shouldn't use saliva for that, but porn, they're always spitting on the cotton spits. You avoid saliva when you're doing oral. Right, but you still, what I'm saying is don't use it as a, don't spit, first of all, it's rude.

And while some women are okay with it in between sex positions and with oral, it's important to like discuss it beforehand or just don't do it at all, because it can definitely be perceived as insulting or demeaning, right? Yeah, well, and you see it important too, and it's just use the loop too.

It's not sexy at all. A lot of us, I'm sure there are some people. But see some guys think it's sexy. Can I tell you something real quick? They're fucking so trained by porn. What? You know how dumb guys are too? Not the wrong porn, but some porn you shouldn't learn from.

Yeah. The prime example just happened. I'm very concrete. Men are generally fairly concrete thinkers, right? And literal thinkers. And you're doing this list of things you should have doing the bedroom. And the whole time I'm not thinking sex necessarily.

I'm just imagining like two people in a bedroom, you know, reading books or like watching to eat together. And she just turns her go to bed. Yeah, those bitty, no making fun of her. And you go straight for the you're talking about sex, obviously, and I'm not even thinking that way.

How do you do sex? Only I'm stupid. Hi, you're not doing cinematics right now. You're new podcast. I'm a dumb man. If we were doing a cinematic cinematics, cinematics, new podcast, you might say spitting in my

popcorn was what you think or something. Yeah, don't don't jizz in the popcorn. Okay. Number. I'm sorry. I said that. I wish I had not said. Go ahead. Number. I'm sorry. I said that. Wish I had not said. Go ahead. Number three. This is number. Oh, number four. This should go without saying, sticking it back there without asking. Never go in the wrong hall without asking. I would know

that. It's not an invitation. Just because you see it in doggy style. Like, oh, there it is. I'm doggy style. Might as well go right in our ass. No, no, no, no. You have to get consent. If you're entering her in and leave without telling her or warning her or lubing her up or anything, it could be very painful. She could be upset. She, it's just, it's almost rape.

It is. It has to be consensual. It's an anal sex. Have a conversation. If you've never done it before, like, she might say I wanted in there I'm gonna do this you just gotta give some warning you don't just take it in for the creation out there The people that believe that God created everything like in seven days. What was he thinking when he put put that together You know, I mean so close to each other

I don't know. No, no way system. Was he doing it for the temptation or I mean why would I doubt that that was top of mind Okay, I feel like it maybe you dropped the ball there. I have to get sack religious, but okay. I don't know, can we not go there? Don't call her a fence of names or him a fence of names. Don't calm you horror or slut while we're having sex and it's hurtful. And let's ask Sarah what?

Let's ask for it. Exactly. So here's the thing about dirty talk. It's tricky because I think dirty talk is super hot but and actually if I was like my little horror, I'd be like, I gotta get this, you're done with that. But most women, if you lead that way, might not, there's a lot of women,

even if eventually down the road, they'd be into it. If you do it too soon too early on, first time you risk someone, it could totally turn them off. Perhaps they were raped, you know, it could be seen as misogynistic, they might feel they don't know you. So you got to warm up. You could be like, you're so hot.

Like I can't wait to have my cock inside you. Wow. You could leave with that. Or like, you're, I mean, with 30 times, you always have to build up. And the best thing to do is to start with like, what you want or what you desire in the moment or what you're feeling in the moment.

Like, you feel so good. And then you can start to escalate. But don't start with you little horror. I'm your daddy. No, and if it's the first time out with the two of you, then this is the first time you're with this lady, you're saying that, what's the deal? Take a look at the mirror, what's going on there?

You know, there's some guys, I think. I wouldn't feel comfortable saying that to my wife, who I've been with for over 12, 13 years now. All right, there's some guys you just have, they're like automatic pilot, 30 talk, that I've been with in the morning. So that's your jam. I just look right into it. They just have, they're like automatic pilot dirty talk, but I've been with them. Really? So that's your jam.

They slip right into it. They're like, my little, or you want that, don't you? And I'm like, okay. I try and remain myself. I don't try and become a different person. You know what I mean? I try and stay grounded.

Stay grounded. Some women and some men totally get off on that talk. It's not that it's wrong. It's just that like, you know, don't leave with that, don't be insulting. It's like everything insects you want to start slow and build up, don't make assumptions if they want. What number was that? That was five. Let's come back with the last one

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Hate women. This is quote. I hate women are selfish. That's probably the number one no no for the number one no no for women You can really tell when you're with a man and bed right away if he's all about himself or if he cares about your needs the way you response What you like or don't like if he listens when you tell him where you don't like, it just pretends he didn't hear and keep going, that's the friggin' worst. Or this is the worst, the worst worst. When you tell them, oh, so annoying, I don't know why I got to do this. You tell them that you really like something

and they're like, okay, and then they do it for like, 0.8 seconds, like literally, like not even like, I think he just did it, because you guys were just a rush all the time. You were example, like, not even like, I mean, I think you did it, because you guys were just a rush all the time. You were example, like, what is it that you might ask for? Oh, we got seven so we still, like, play with my boobs more, I played with my nipples.

And they do it for like two seconds. For like, if, like, maybe a minute, and then like, never get, and they get a bring it up again. I mean, that's a long time, do we like take a little bit of notes? Maybe 30 seconds, because I think, I don't know why, but just pay attention. If you don't know, listen to me,

here's how you don't be selfish and bad. You're like, you could work against that. If you are as are you can counter that. Thank you, I could do the right. If you don't know this by now, the best sex is when both people, both of you are trying to feel pleasure. And if you're not both trying to feel pleasure, you're in trouble.

And when you're selfish and bad, it's like you're a high school guy. And you have no excuse once you graduate. You really do not. No offense to the high school kids listening. I love my high school boys, but here's the thing. What? I wish the people trained, and I've been with men in their 30s who are selfish lovers. So this does not go away and I'm so glad there are guys in their teens and 20s listening because nobody told these guys. I had to tell them or other people will be told I had to broke up with them at the time. I didn't have the language. But if you focus on what's

turning around and if you don't know, ask questions, you know, don't be afraid that you might receive criticism or direction because this will help you be a better lover. It's how you improve and how your orgasms and orgasms will get stronger. I promise you pay attention to our first, you know you're going to come. She comes first. Just remember that. You got plenty of time to be selfish by yourself. Be selfish, bastard by yourself. Don't watch porn six times, but just stick toucher nipples for three minutes at least. Yeah.

Anything else you want to add with another, with another human being, it's time to give back. It's just about, because a lot of guys too, they spend the first, their form of sexual years by themselves, looking at images. And it's actually time to,

to share something with somebody else, another living human being, and they don't know how to do that, to make the transition. But you gotta remember, I talked to a lot of guys like in their 20, you know, who were excited like are they used to not they used to be the jackhammer guy who just pounded away.

And they really truly like this is why I'm not crit as actually, because I'm not crit. No, I hope it does and I hope if there's any take away from guys, they realize that like I'm trying to teach you this is not you don't you didn't I hopefully you didn't know any better and a lot of guys I know are like, God, in my 20s, I assumed as you would, which makes sense, that like, it feels really good to me, what, it must feel good to you.

It's like the term like fucked the shit out of you. Right. How would you know if you don't have a podcast, like my, you don't, so I, my help was out to you, but now you know. Of a lady. Now you know. Who knows. Right. So also I'm stupid and didn't occur to me until, like, I guess number five or six, I was out to you, but now you know of a lady now you know who knows right? All right, so

Also, I'm stupid and didn't occur to me until like I guess number five or six. So this is Directed strictly it meant this is straight. It does I said that the beginning I said it goes back and forth. Okay, tell me. Can you can you give me the six again? I want to say I'm selfish about okay being selfish right and again These this goes both ways. Okay, right. So it is Calling her offensive names calling anyone offensive. Okay, right. So it is calling her offensive names. Calling anyone offensive? Like dirty, yeah, anyone. You're right.

I said that though at the beginning. Sticking it back there with how you're asking. Same thing. Don't put your finger in his butt or don't peg him. So selfish, no, peg in calling names. Spitting, anyway, don't spit in the bedroom. So the first one, because the second one, is it shaming her body or her body?

No, making fun of shaming your own body. Our own. That's it. Oh, and shaming the own. Okay. Yeah. You did out of orders. I challenge a listener to do all six of these things in one session and send an email

to let us know how it went. Only if they want to break up with someone. Oh, yeah. If you want to break up with you. Oh, yeah. If you want to break up with you. Girl or guy, I bet a girl could get away with it. She'd be fine if a guy, oh, maybe stop short of the penetration of the butt. Cause that's like you said, it's the rate.

That's actually I'm not suggesting that salt, sexual assault, so don't if it's not. But try to spitting in the selfishness. I disagree. I think you could try one. No, you could try one as a joke, like, and then tell them that I said, the Emily said never do that. But just spit on the wall.

But here's the other thing. Actually, I wish I, if I had time I would do this, I would redo this because let me tell you something, when it says shaming her body or his body and then shaming your own, how many women have you been with, where you compliment them,

you're like, oh I'm fat, and you said that you do that too, or oh no, I don't like my scar. Guys aren't paying attention that stuff. And I just think we all have to just like focus on what we feel good about. Yeah, because you put it down yourself. You're also putting down her because she's stuck with you. So like if you're saying no, I'm gross and I'm fat and I'm ugly or you know,

I got a small dick or anything like that. You're saying to her like this is as good as you can do. Right. It's a turn off to her out there. Absolutely. And it's also a little bit offensive to her. I agree. Yeah.

So in this all of mine thing, because I think a lot of us go towards negative. I did it a girl for three years. She wanna let me see her boobs once. She wore two bras every moment of the day while sleeping as well. And never let me see her boobs. I never saw them in the day of life. I don't know.

And I was with her for over three years. Never. She never changed her from the sex to life. I and I was with her for over three years. Never, she never changed her view. Sex the life out. I was not allowed, yes. Over three years. I don't even know, perhaps they were green. I don't know. Did she say why?

She said that she didn't feel comfortable. She let you see her vagina. Yeah, I mean, she like took care of all that. I mean, she actually had the laser removal of all hair. So I saw that thing. You know, a lot of women have like, I could sketchy right now. Who knows?

That's so interesting. It's weird. Yeah, I mean, honestly, you gotta like, until you love your body, like that should be a life, that should be something that you work on as well. I wonder if she had like swastik at that too, that her nipples. I don't know.

I don't know. A lot of women have one breast that's larger than the other. It's actually more common than not. In fact, I would have felt that in most women, but some women, it's really noticeable. Like, typically one boobies are gonna the other. it's actually more common than not. In fact, most women do, but some women, it's really noticeable. Like, typically, one boobies are gonna be the other. Who knows?

You should call our asker. Want to be fun to go back to all your past lovers and be like, hey, so what was this all about? This is like right after high school. Yeah, hopefully someone's seen her boobs now. Let's get to emails. Do it. Okay, I love hearing from you.

I love it. Include your name, where you're listening from, and how you listen. Email me feedback at sex with Emily.com, but I have a note for you guys. You know, I love hearing from you, and I'll get your emails. And you're all such huge supporters of the show, which I love. I love what you say, but here's the thing. A lot of you lately, I've been realizing there's been a trend. You're sending in a lot of questions that are similar.

And I do answer most of your emails when I get to, I probably answer all of them, eventually. And, but many of your questions have been answered before. So if you're wondering like, how do I less longer in bed? How do I get your partner to have sex with you more often? Or, you know, how do I have a threesome? Like I said, go to sex.com. Google it. See if I've done a podcast on it. I said, go to secs.com, Google it,

see if I've done a podcast on it, see if I've been a blog on it, and it might help you. I'm not saying they're not gonna answer questions, I will, but I'd love to, you know, what, here's an incentive though, okay, here's an incentive for some different kinds of questions. Maybe there's a different twist in your question. The last week of every month, starting this week, the 26, we'll be giving away different vibrotex product

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Okay, and that's our vibratox, meaning you could get the Dalya, you could get the magic wand, you could get the lot of cool stuff. Okay, body and securities, first one. Hi Emily, I love your show. I'm a new listener about two months and I'm learning so much already. I'm a new listener about two months and I'm learning so much already.

I'm a 25 year old from Chicago and I listen on iTunes. I've been talking to a guy for just under a year and things just recently turned steamy. Well, we've been friends for a long time. Our relationship came to a point where we both have expressed wanting to hug up. There's just one problem. A few years ago, I lost a good amount of weight. I kicked my ass into shape and now I feel hot. I have the body I always wanted and have been complimented by guys about the look. Something that's never happened until I got myself to the gym.

I'm not saying this to be cocky at all, but my dramatic weight loss came with a terrible side effect. Stretch marks. I'm so worried about hooking up because of my fear of a guy's disgust of these marks that I can't get rid of. Yes, they faded a lot and they are tiny, but I'm still nervous. Do guys get disgusted by this stuff? It's also that I can really bring up before we hook up, but I'm afraid to look at disgust if he notices.

Is there a way I can shield them with confidence or just rock them all together? Will you care? I'm scared. Thanks for your help already, you rock. I'm saving up to get the magic wine as my first toy and I can't wait. Exo, Shannon. Shannon, congratulations, getting healthy. And you're new from Killer Confidence.

That's amazing. I love that. And listen, it's totally understandable that you be concerned about the residual stretch marks from this amazing transformation. But here's the thing. If this is a good guy, even on over a year and you sound like a good person, I'm sure he sounds like he is and he's attracted to you for who you are. He's not going to worry. Nor is he probably even going to notice a couple of stretch marks. He's attracted to you. Nor is he probably even going to notice a couple of stretch marks.

He's attracted to you. He wants to have sex with you. Why else would you be there in the first place? And I say this because I really don't, I'm not a guy and I'd love to hear from Anderson. I think guys mostly worth of thinking is like, holy moly. I was in the holy, I I'm trying to swear. Holy. Holy, I can't believe this. You're she's so hot. We're doing this amazing.

You're not going, she's so hot. What's that little red mark? I can't tell you what, right dude? He's not looking at you with your eyes. Because I'm sure that you're looking at the mirror and you probably are going over yourself with the fine twos comb. He's just happy to be there

and happy to have access. Chances are, I mean, this goes back to that girl that wouldn't show me her boobs for it. I know, but like, what a bummer for her. Yeah, yeah. It could have been stretch marks and I would not have cared. No, ultimately it cost per me. Right.

Exactly. You look, right, exactly. It's worse not to show it and I'm telling you confidence is the sexiest thing you can rock in the bedroom. And think about this too, Shannon, who doesn't have like bumps and scratches and blemishes and like, bury moles and shit. Guys got moles and that's not care. I got stretching marks on my belly a little bit

cause I, you know, got a gain weight, a lose weight, gain weight. I was gonna talk to you about that. I was gonna shut up. I was a camp in my shirt. I'm a counselor camp. My shirt came up a little bit and a kid comes up and he's like, oh my God, did you get attacked by a bear? And he was being serious.

He wasn't trying to make a joke. He really thought the bear claws came and ripped my stomach open. And like, get out of here. You little punk. Stretch marks. Have you been insecure about, have you had them always? I've always been insecure about my body and the weight and all that. Always, always.

Except for like three years when I was on lots of meth and worked out a lot. And I had marking marks body. That was sweet. And you had your other issues then. Yeah, I could have talked to people, but I had a sweet bud. Oh my God. But yet, we don't worry about, most of what we worry about is not,

we shouldn't worry about, anyway. Love your body. It's such a shame these days too. There's a movie called Bigger Stronger Faster. Harder, faster, something, bigger stronger, faster. And it's all about steroids and how we view our bodies because of the way the media puts it forth.

And he made a new movie called Prescription Thugs that's coming out right now, or it's actually about steroids and how we view our bodies because of the way the media puts it forth And he made a new movie called prescription thugs that's coming out right now Or it's actually in the limited release release a lot of it is about how we have body image issues because of the way the media presents Perfection both girls and guys and there's not every billboard every single thing you see in a magazine is airbrushed Is manipulated with computers. you don't see reality. So no one is perfect, Shannon. Exactly. Let alone you. So, you know?

100% and, right, don't stress on this and just rock it. You already sound like you're in a great place. Just rock his body. Rock your mind, rock your body. Don't worry about it. And this is probably about advice, but maybe you can hack on his computer.

He might have pictures of old girlfriends that he's had, naked chance of them. And I bet you're going to see that you're better than there. Might maybe not great. Don't hack into his computer. Just forget about your sweatshirts and rock your body. Okay. A jackal.

Everyone's got stretch marks, right? If you have any kind of heft in your boob, you're going to have a stretch mark. Yes. Right? The only people that don't have stretch marks are the little baby boobs. I've been this. Sorry. I'm not saying I don't that are not fresh marks are little baby boobs. I've been this. Sorry, I'm not missing. I don't know, but don't give me that face.

I, I, I, they're smaller. It's true though, but what I just said is medically true. I don't think you can have big boobs without stretch marks. It just comes with the territory. Right. So I have small boobs and a stretch marks. I'd rather stretch marks than big boobs. How's that?

No, I went. Okay, listen, I'm happy. What? Here's the thing. I love my body the way I took, I didn't always love, I went, okay, listen. I'm happy. I know, because I'm, here's the thing. I love my body the way I took, I didn't always love my body, but you gotta love your body. That's like the first step towards having amazing sex, feeling comfortable in your body, and then you're not thinking about it.

You're just thinking about the amazing connection to every part, okay, ready, we're moving on. Ejaculation situation. This is serious, Anderson. I didn't drink so much. Choking on, Anderson. I need to drink someone. You're joking on. What do you think? Dear Emily, my long-term girlfriend and I have been puzzling over a problem in the bedroom and we aren't sure how to get past it. Quick backstory. My girlfriend does not like having sex with condoms and she's not at any foreign birth control and has no intention of being

a birth control anytime soon. We've been using the pull-up method, which is fine, but then there's the issue of where to jack late. Up till now, I've been pulling out right before a climax and using a tube sock. But this isn't exactly ideal, especially because I'd really like to go for round two right after. I'm wondering if there is more effective and less awkward way to do this. Also, she's a squirter, and I mean huge public squirting, which destroys bad. I love she can do it and likes to do it, but there's some kind of special sheet or something we can put down to protect the mattress and take off after. Regular sheets aren't cutting it thanks Aaron 24.

Okay Aaron, there's a lot going on here. My first question, let me just be clear with you on one thing. Pull out is not fine. It's not fine. You said it's fine. Pull out is fine. It's not fine. It's completely ineffective. It's 24. You know, I hear that a lot. I mean, it's better than nothing. I would think that if you did a study of a control group that's pulling out every time a control group that leaves it in every time, there's gonna be more pregnancies on the people that leave it in. I would think.

Okay, but, okay, perhaps, but that's not saying that people get pregnant like every single day, I- It's not very effective, but it's a little effect. No, can you just stop talking right now? You're 24, Aaron, and I'm guessing you've got a lot going for you.

Do you want to baby right now? Think about it, because you, she could get pregnant like tomorrow, it happens all the time. Even my friends who are married and don't want kids yet like my friend got pregnant or honeymoon Just pull out please Please use work to do your girlfriend needs to get over it. It's it is a necessary part of being a sexually active adult Condoms could solve all your problems very easily. Okay, you're ejaculation things Especially your the fact that you don't know where to come and the tube suck.

So come into a condom, take it off, put a new condom on, you're good to go. If her issue, I don't know why she doesn't like it, condoms, is she like the feel of them? Condoms are not what they used to be, okay? So maybe you had a bad, she had a bad kind of experience. Try skin condoms, I recommend it to everybody, and you all love them

and I love them. And it was until I tried them that I realized that condoms actually can be pretty freaking awesome. I mean, you always wore them, but I thought, well, but I wore them guys were them. It's SK and they make poly-icepring condoms that feel their whole slogan, logo slogan slogan is close to wearing nothing feels close and it really does, but they're durable and they're durable and they're non-latex. So maybe she's got allergies. I don't know why she does not wear these kind of, the other thing here, number two, ditch

the tube suck, okay? You're not 12. If your issues not wanting to interrupt the flow of things, you're like, oh, I'm about to come, I'm going to grab the tube suck, get up, clean off and come back. You know, invest in some post sex wipes, like the light wipes are like little like baby wipes while you're bed, they're like the pop up top, easy to grab, right?

Do that, don't use these dirty socks that are not gonna be like, they're not very, you'd go like bacteria and it can be. The tube sock was kind of out of left field, right? I know, right? Why was he painting like that? And your girlfriend can use the wipes too, keep a box for your bed,

you don't need to wait till you're finished. You can even come inside of them. I don't care, but I don't even like this tube sock creeping around your room, it just sounds like a very unsanitary place. You gotta get a flashlight, lot more pleasurable climax into a flashlight than in a do-fabric.

And then finally, this seems like an issue that you and your girlfriend, you working through together. Like, I mean, relationships are all about compromise. It doesn't seem fair that she's saying no condoms, like all these rules, you have to come in the sock and you can't come on me and you can't come in, and expect you to buy them. You don't have to buy by everything she says.

Oh wait, he has one more question though. So, right? I mean, she's like, no, or the control. I'm hearing you don't have to come in. I'm hearing him, she's like, you know, I'm hearing you don't hear them. It's like she's like an eight or nine and he's like a six. You know, and he knows the ramifications that are right around the corner with this pull out method, but she squirts and she's insane. She's ruining his bed every single day.

He doesn't care. But it's like, he wants, he wants solutions, but it's so worth it that he's been dealing with it up until this point because she's so hot. Guys, always go to the looks thing, which just makes me want to come over there and see you know. And the only thing is, like, I'm not going to say. And I feel a bonus of it. Well, okay, so here's the thing about squirting.

It is a bonus, right? If he's into it. Maybe the squirting will shoot the semen out of her vagina so she won't get pregnant. Well, here's the other thing. No. If he wants to start, first of all, he wants to be able to come at the set. First off, if you just wipe it off with the sock and then you go again, let's say,

you might still have semen on you. Like if you're not wiping it off with a baby wipe, the tube sets. Okay, if you're sporty, so there's like so many problems here. So I think we just solved them all though, but okay, but let me tell you one more thing. Oh, my thing just went. And there's so many different kinds of birth control too.

It doesn't always have to be a con. If she doesn't like conno, she can get the depot. She can get that little ring thing that she puts inside of her. Right. I would have a little sperm inside. You like sperm inside and you like sperm inside. No, but I like the sperm inside. Okay, but there's the same as squirting.

A lot of people that ask you about squirting lately, what to do? You can get beat, use beach towels, cheap throw away sex sheets that you get at like, you know, the dollar store or, you know, wherever. Poppy pads, a pool raft to flate it. Some of that paper. I don't care. Like, doctor butchered paper that they pull down, you know. No, that's ouch, that's the right.

I mean, you know what, those, I think it's a logical exam. This is the real thing. I thought. I think I'm playing roping. I think I'm playing roping. On, on, on on on on shark tank. And it was this kid who was trying to like fix the problem of like dorm rooms having like messy sheets and whatnot.

And I know that what he was talking about was sex, but he couldn't come out and say that to the. Can you say your crush on sheets? So, but it was essentially like, they're almost like post it notes, but they're for the bed. And they're giant. And like you can put it on the bed.

And it's like got sticky back. And then when it's dirty, instead of washing your sheets, she just pull it off and there's like 50 of them. That's really smart. And that might be able to work. I'm like that. You did never get fun, but here's the thing.

I think they told them to fuck off. There's waterproof mattress pads from Akea and everything Akea is like $6. A sham wow. You know the sham whoops. But then you get a picture of the guy who beat up the, got beaten up by the booker. You got this camera guy. If you got a little money spent,

I mean, that's not a time I'm saying those are cheap options, but this is also a great option that you'll have forever. Liberator makes a great product called the Fascinator Throw. It's a little pricey, but you can get a good vibes.com. Use code Emily for 15% off. It's especially waterproof sheet for squirting. Really? But then you're doing the slip and slide, right?

Oh, it's not like slip and, no, no, it's like, it's like it absorbs, and it's liberator. They make sex furniture, they make the wedge. Do you know, liberator? They make great stuff. Aaron, what's your deal? Here's your deal. You just get like a big beach towel.

I know, but I can't believe it. If you put it underneath her butt, right? And then you have your, and it's triplet. And then when she squirts, it goes in the beach towel, when you pull out, because she's already on some kind of other like the pill or something, so she's not gonna get pregnant. So you can do the pull-out method. Instead of the sock, you go in the same beach towel,

you guys can put all your juices in this beach towel, throw it in the wash, do it separate though, don't put it in there with your nice shirts. So it's so weird to see much time on this one. And then wash, it's so simple, right? It's such a simple fix. So this seems funny to you that we've got into this. I think that a lot of you will do have a

jack-o-leash and etiquette questions out. Like if she doesn't swallow, if you ever had a problem, I don't want to do it in my gum. No, no, I had a problem with that in order to do it. Well, Aaron, I hope, well, I said that a lot of questions are the same. This one is not. What's the thinking? Where do I go other than the sock?

Right now, all I can think of is a sock. Like I look around the room and the sock's the only like where do I go other than the sock right now all I can think of as a sock like I look around the room The socks the only viable option for me sock But how much I care I just have a lot of time and about we have to go. Yeah, we do I didn't even get to the other I just so much more talk to you guys about so come back next week You two podcasts of it. Oh Wes Covina. Oh for those local folks here from right where we are right now in Culver City, which is pretty central to Los Angeles.

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