Sex With Emily - Will Work For Orgasms: An SWE Team Show

Episode Date: January 28, 2017

We’re almost a full month into the new year—how are your resolutions coming along? On this show, Emily is joined by her trusty team who share their love and sex resolutions for 2017, recap lessons learned from last year and possibly even set up Emily with a hot new date! Ever wondered what the SWE Team is like in their own sex and dating worlds? Madison, Jamie, and Eddie share their favorite sex tips, tricks and toys from the past year—some of which you’ll be dying to try—and open up about how they’ve grown as partners and (self)-lovers. Plus, the team weighs in on a recent study on masturbation breaks in the workplace—Is there about to be a new kind of happy hour in the Sex With Emily office? If you’re in need of some resolution inspiration, or just want more tips to make 2017 the sexiest year yet, this podcast is not one to miss! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey everyone, thanks for listening to Sex with Emily. It just wouldn't be the new year without some good old fashioned sex resolutions. So the Sex with Emily team is sharing their goals for 2017, opening up about the tips, tricks, toys, all the things we can't wait for, also answering your emails. I love when the team is here. Thanks so much for listening. And oh my! The women know about shrinkage. Isn't it common all the way? What do you mean, like laundry? It shrinks? Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I'm off here. So, I'm gone.

Being bad feels pretty good. But you know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with. You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex relationships and everything in between. For more information, go to sexwithemily.com. We're going up a goddamn party there because we have so much going on. We've got blogs, we've got videos, we've got stuff, we've got everything there that you want to have a great and amazing sex life and relationship.

So, I'm not trying to talk like this. I'm a little sick-ish, but I'm just going to go with that. My voice is kind of sexy today. We'll go with that. But it is me. Also, you cannot file since social media. As you know, huge fan of everything now. God, Snapchat, Instagram, Facebook.

It's all at sex with Emily, Facebook.com, socials, Emily. And I'm here with my amazing team, which I'm gonna get you in a minute. You guys can all just say hi. Hi. Hi. I love you all.

This is gonna make me a show. You guys always say we did a poll. And you're like, oh, I love the team. I love the team. I love the goddamn team. We're here. You're gonna live for this show. I already know it.

Okay. But first, I need to tell you about something very, very important. Okay, Valentine's Day, you guys, it is right around the corner, because you know how it is, you wake up, you're like, oh damn, it's tomorrow, and I didn't do anything. Well, I'm giving you like almost a month-ish.

No, you got two weeks right now. What's the best Valentine's Day you've ever had? I'm giving you something, we have a giveaway here, okay? What made that valentines a so memorable? Was it like a perfect date? Was it great gift? Was it like that special occasion sex? Like, you finally got a blowjob in the car.

I was a say you finally had anal, but like, I feel like anal's like the new blow. Everyone's a anal. Not everyone, but I feel like everyone's a, oh, not so special occasion anymore. But for some of you maybe, so what was it about that Memorable Valentine say? Because if you email us feedback at sexwithamely.com

by February 7th, you're gonna win a magic one, rechargeable vibrator, which you know, is the MAC truck of all vibrators. You want one, okay? So check that, that's Valentine's Day. And we will be bringing you more Valentine's Day stuff all the next few weeks, I'm on the phone. Okay, I have the team here, I'm very excited

because we've an awesome show played for today. We've got some sex in the news, we're gonna hear from them on just some really important things they've learned and how they've grown this year and some sex tips and stuff like that. But first, we're going to do a little sex in the news, correct? All right. This is you guys. I wanted to see how you feel about this.

So this actually is kind of a selfish sex in the news. It's a new policy taking place next week in the Sex Family Office. No, okay. Scientists have weighed in on the pros and cons of masturbating at work. No one in the right mind would whip it out and just start fearsy masturbating at their desk. It worked. Why would they? That'd be ridiculous. That said, maybe you'd be surprised to hear that some British psychologists are advocating for there to be masturbation breaks and workplaces so that people Can get their jollies in the middle of the day to increase productivity much like eating a muffin in the break room or taking a cigarette break So they think the psychologist it will be very effective at work be self-motivational award and

People would be less aggressive. They'd be of higher productivity levels, more smiling. What do you guys think about that? I think you're already smiling all the time. We only have one bathroom, too. Although the interesting part about this, I thought, is your part of your job, a big part of your job is masturbating. You like literally, like you have to masturbate

your job, but not in the office. And I don't care if you do, actually, but we don't have to implement it. Well, the bathroom here is, you can hear everything that's going on in there. And it's pretty close to where we're working. So I mean, unless we're all really good, really quiet masturbators, I know that Madison likes

to go to the closet, not here at work at home. Sorry, yes. I was like, whoa, not here at work. Why would you have to tell people that, Jamie? Wait, okay, who here is Master Bated at Work? Raise your hand. I mean, I haven't, but if you're gonna put in this policy, then I guess I must have been out of it.

No, I'm not. Wait, because he's the Master Bated now. I've used the Magic Wand at work, but it was on my back and shoulders and not on my vagina, but there were a couple times where people walked in, like the Magic Wand is plugged in next to my desk and they're like, what the?

And I was like, no, really, like, backkink. I masturbated work once. Oh, you guys weren't here. Well, that makes sense. Does that matter? I don't think so. I think we were beginning, there was a thing here and I was like moving in and I was like, oh, there's toys.

You're gonna break in the office somehow. Yeah, I kind of gave you some extra, I was like, I was like, organizing or something. So it was not the same magic wand that I've been using on my back. No, I thought my own, I thought my own. But you guys, that's weird. Can you imagine if like, did you masturbate today?

It's like, you were late and you didn't masturbate this week. Like, how are you gonna enforce that? My question is, so if there are, there are two B masturbation breaks, would you know if someone is taking their masturbation break or their regular break? Like, would it be kind of awkward to know like, hey, like, I'm gonna go wake one up right now. Oh, I got the 2 p.m. slot.

Like, good luck. Like, you know, kind of. And what are they all be doing in their car? And then if people were really late, like, you'd be like, oh, what were you doing in the bathroom? I just think, I think people have the wrong. I think it's too torn. Mm, pire phone.

B-I-O porn. Yeah. Magazine's or something? B-I-O fleshlight. To be some sticky magazine in the bathroom. Yeah. Actually, I do have an interesting story about this. One of my friends got a job.

She used to work at, like, sex toy stores and stuff like that. Got a job in corporate America where she gets to work at like 7 a.m. and on her like in her second week, she found Seaman on the toilet in like the public restroom. And we're actually seeing it. Seaman wasn't like a yeast infection. I mean, I think that the amount, the amount the amount of

consistency of it because while what you're referring to, which I'm not going to say is like slimy and clunky, but it's not like clumpy, but it doesn't like stick. I get it. She saw semen. She was like that semen and she works with like a bunch of adults, like she's the youngest person there. It does means that one of yeah, I mean like adult tier adults. And so it means that one of her, you know, like whatever, like her superiors was in there, whacking one out, couldn't even be bothered to wipe off the toilet seat. So, my mind immediately goes to like, what are the cleanliness?

What are the hygiene rules for this? Yeah, I think if they're really interested in their clients, like being and their employees, being like healthier and having more positive mindset like they could give them a gym pass or give them like a discountism like sex choice or something. I don't think this would go over well but it maybe think because it was like you know we that is part of your job here masturbating but no one's upset about it really. No. And you don't have to do it here although you could if we weren't here. You could do that. Okay. And you don't have to do it here although you could if we weren't here.

You could do that. Okay, we've talked about masturbation at work. I just see I'm good luck. I mean, I'm on for master, but I think they need to talk about it in schools. And maybe when they start in schools, it'll make sense in the workplace, but I don't think it's going to fly except for this workplace, just that it's an important part of our job. Okay, speaking of our job, I'm excited that you're all here. My amazing team who makes sex with Emily happen. Everyone who can go around the room, we're going to go around in the room in a circle. And I'm excited to have you guys here because we actually, first of all, we planned on doing the show in December. But I had the spider bite incident as you recall, which kind of set things back. I was in the hospital, I had the Spider-Bite Incident, as you recall, which kind of set things back.

I was in the hospital, I had a post-pona, but I'm very excited actually that we're doing it today, because I can say that I love you guys. I really do. I'm, I, we had the best year ever last year, that 2016 was the best sex with Emily here across the board. And it's because of my amazing team. I mean, really, we had more listeners, so it's because of my listeners as well. Of course, a more listeners, more following in social media, more people emailing us, or people reading the website,

and sending us questions. And so I couldn't tell you without all of you. And my listeners, it was just an incredible year. So I'm glad that now I can all be here. And I can thank you. And and time much I love you. And we spent a lot of time together. I mean, we do. We don't masturbate together yet, but we're also like,

let's say you get raccoids. You guys are with me in spirit too. But thank you. I can't say that I haven't at least during sex thought about Emily once, like just kind of like. Hey, you know, you, you, kind of everything you've learned. Like in the sex line, I think you're like,

oh my god, we were just talking about this in the office. Right. No, I have a lot of friends who were like, don't think this is weird, but I was having sex with my husband and I thought about you. But like not, maybe it's actual, that'd be cool. But they're like, oh, I thought about you

to use the loop or I thought about you. Whatever it is, I'm glad I come up during good times and not bad. But we are, we're very close here, we are. And we grow, we learn, we evolve, we talk a lot in the office about what's going on with us. And we know our goals and now we're growing. And we get like new toys or products trying,

we discuss those in depth. And I think we had a good year. You guys think you feel like it was good here? I want to force it down your throat. I do think that. How'd you feel about 2016? I think it was a here. I want to force it down your throat. I do think so. How'd you feel about 2016? I think it was a year of improvement for myself as a writer as wanting to get into production and just being here overall.

Eddie, so close. Thanks, my wife. OK, well, I think we're going to go around. This is my deal. We're going to go around the table. And I want you to know exactly who you are, what you do, and what was your resolution last year? Because then we're going to get into what we're working on our goals

and we're going to be giving you some tips getting emails. This is a chock full show. So okay, Madison, tell me who you are, what you do. Okay. My name is Madison. I am a Gemini pescatarian from Orange County and what do I do in life, not a lot, but I work here, and I'm the producer and head of content, which means a lot of different things that we're not gonna get into. And my resolution for last year was to improve the quantity and quality of my sexual escapades

with my current long-term partner. And later, we can talk about why that didn't work out. Okay, perfect. Okay, okay, Eddie. Hi, my name is Eddie. I am from East Los Angeles. I like that I haven't started. But now I drive like an hour to WeHo, but I love it.

And I recently became Emily's personal assistant. And it's honestly like having like an older sister, not that much older sister, that I hang out with all the time. We hang out. We work on everything. Tains my life. It's awesome.

Okay, and what was your resolution last year? The last year. To do more anal play that wasn't just, you know, like penetration. Okay, I'm getting there. Oh good. Okay, and Jamie. Hi, I I'm getting there. Oh, good. Okay. And Jamie. Cool.

Hi, I'm Jamie. I am from the valley. So I don't have to travel too far, which is cool. And Aries and I love to eat meat, Madison. But no, I do a lot of writing here. I do all the video stuff. So editing, you know, filming, like putting stuff together. And my sexual

resolution was to finally use sex toys as a partner. And that will also get into. Okay, that's awesome. That's great. And you guys, if you're not looking at our videos and looking at content, Jamie's been killing it with videos. If you go to our Instagram, we also do like little snaps and stuff, put the Instagram videos and they're on YouTube or wherever, but I can love our videos. Our Christmas or holiday videos. So you can also go to the website click on the video tab But the yeah, and see you too. All of our videos You can see all of us if you're like wait, what does they look like? That's what we look like Yeah, and they're fun. Okay, they're very fun. They're fun. They're really good. They're great. You guys all do great

We're cute, right? So Emily call us your name. What do you do? My name is Emily Morse. Emily and I am the host of the founder creator of Section Emily, Chick-Flick Productions LLC. And my go, I live here in Los Angeles, California. I am a Gemini as well. So I'm out of time, really getting to the other, really deep level. Twins, those are twins, I'm gonna long along when they fight the twins are going to get all astrological on you. But no. Okay, so my goal last year was to actually do actually keep keep it up with the kegels. It's a new reality show. Keeping up the kegels. And just so funny. So funny. So there are like tons relaxed. And I think I talked about a previous show that that I actually did. I saw it be obviously again, you guys,

with resolutions, it's good to be specific and don't beat yourself up on them. So did I do them every single day? No, but I did them enough and frequently, even when I fell off the caggle when I came, which I did, to feel really impact with them. And that, like, it changed. It did really change how I sneeze and peed.

I don't do that anymore. And my orgasms are stronger. Thank you very much. Okay. So now I want to know, did you guys all achieve your resolutions last year? And what did you learn about yourself last year? Because you guys, I just want to be enforced to everyone like we,

I mean, yes, as a job, we work hard like, you know, got a forced message like take a lunch and to masturbate. But you all are here and you like, you're on time, you're work hard. But like we do really, like we don't ever talk to a toy, right about a toy, a product, a position, something that we haven't tried. And so we discussed it. We have had long editorial meetings of Friday's, you know, we during the week. So we get into it. And so we, you know, we know had long had a tour of meetings, and for our days, we, during the week, so we get into it.

And so we, you know, we know we tell the resolutions, are we help each other, Jamie, like, to finance that, we drag you so much, all that of helping her. But I wanted to think about, so tell me about your resolutions, as you achieve them. Whoever wants to go first,

would you learn about yourself last year? I'll go first, sure. Okay, so put a lot of thought into this. The answer is no, I did not necessarily achieve what I wanted to do last year. And a big part of that, as Emily mentioned, was I tried to do just this overall theme of like, I want to improve the quality and quantity. But like, what does that mean exactly? Because my boyfriend, as we talked about before, has an exceptionally high sex drive,

not just like, oh, he's a 20-something guy, but he's got a killer sex drive. And I don't. And so quality and quantity were different between the two of us because I have what I think is ideal, and he has what he thinks is ideal, and we kept having trouble finding the middle ground for that. So that was really difficult,

and it made it hard to feel like I achieved anything, even if I felt that I was having better sex in the moment, there are two people to be a part of that. So that was really tough. Something I learned about myself last year, I think, I'm really big into like sex positivity and sexual empowerment and things like that. And I think I get a little bit overwhelmed by the idea that sexual empowerment is wanting to have sex. Because for me, that felt like it was something that I was missing. Well, what's wrong with me?

I want to be sexually empowered, but I don't necessarily want to have sex all the time and want to do all these crazy things. But sexual empowerment is about knowing what you want and being comfortable in it and achieving whatever that means for you. So a lot of times I think that people are like, oh, you're not sexually empowered, it and achieving whatever that means for you. So a lot of times I think that people are like, oh, you're not sexually empowered,

you're not having sex all the time and having sex a bunch of different ways and you're like, and that's not what that means. And so I had to get out of my own head and start thinking what do you want? What do you want? Yeah, that's healthy. Yeah, not about what other people think

is like a good amount of time to have sex, like what means quality and all that to me. So I'm constantly learning that. And that was my lesson. That's true. And I think yeah, I know it is. It's true. And I think like the quantity and quality, that's a huge goal. Like you know, when you're like specific, I think we're good into what you have for this year. Yeah, totally. It's really good to like, in any way, have your resolution to stick to narrow down, like we can all say like, I want to lose weight or I want to work out every day But it's a kind of like I will go to the gym three days a week and I want you know And I'm gonna take this class so be be specific, you know, so okay Jamie. Yeah, so I unfortunately also

Did not complete my goal. It's difficult for me to be able to use Sex twice during sex because I am single. I've been that way for a while. And like, I don't know always when I'm gonna get late, to be honest, and a lot of times it's not at my house, so I don't have a huge going out purse. Trunk, trunk, leave him in the trunk. Well, I also Uber everywhere. I can't leave him in the car,

the trunk of the Uber, so, you know, and so it's like, I don't really know, so I don't, like there'll be times I'll be like, oh my gosh, like I wish I just like, slip this in my purse or whatever However though I do now always in my purse carry condoms Loop and arousal Joe Which arousal Joe do you use?

System Joe. Oh you do do love it. Oh, yeah. Oh my lady talked about this Yeah, I mean I guess if that counts, but yeah, I think that really dude. That's a lot your wallet must be pretty bulky Well, yeah, I mean in my purse if that counts, but that I don't think that really does a lot. You're while unless you're pretty bulky. Well, yeah, I mean in my purse is got, you know, it's also really funny when people are like, oh, can I like get your chapstick out of your purse? I'm like, sure, I'm like, don't take the red. Right. Oh, I, yeah, that's so, oh my god, that's like, but least you have the condoms in the loop. Yeah, so I guess I learned that like, I mean, as long as I be a little bit prepared and then also like, I guess. I just got to start like either by a bigger purse or just like start really like having more sex at my own house

Right. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Or yeah, I mean I know we will bring toys on the date bring like a little a little touch or a wee vibe touch or tango or Wasn't it so less or yeah? Yeah, who are from my Somatica coaches she brings the magic wand on all our days. She's literally like, she probably has a big bag, but she throws the magic wand. Yeah, it's gotta be a huge bag. Yeah, it's a big bag, but at Ann, my friend, I had dinner with her a few months ago. She was going on her first 10 to date. She had a Mimi in her purse, like the hand size little vibrator.

She was like, well, I'm like, you know, I love that toy. Nothing, but you don't carry purse really. I mean, I, okay, I had it like not that I don't really want to get into the story, but basically when I was younger, I had a really big person. I got stolen from party and like, it's always just like, I don't want to have a big person. That's moving like that, like, I want to get it into a ring toy. And like also like, you know, I grew up being like a tomboy, so I was not a big huge like, oh, let's have this this person around but I'm not better at it. I can like as more as I grow into adulthood I know I got it. I got it. I'm like how good should you do that but that's good. So use more toys that was really what did you learn about yourself last? Um well I guess I learned that like I even

though people are like when are you finally gonna like stop dating casually when you finally gonna do this I'm just finally like honestly this is just me now and I'm don't really have to answer to anyone, and so I kinda just got more comfortable with that. So, I don't know. Yeah, and saying like, this is what I don't want the relationship, that's hard with a lot of pressure that comes down.

Yeah, especially like from like parents, and like all my friends are relationships, and I'm just like, I'm chilling, I'm cool. Yeah, good for you, that's a good one. Don't do it, it's a trap, you know? It is, just when you want to. I think a lot of you are socialized, thinking that they need that, so of course,

everyone's asking you that and you're like, I'm booby single. I won't see with money. People will and carry my sex toys around in two thousand of date. Okay. Jay, uh, no, Eddie. Hi. Hi, Eddie. Hey, hey, so tell me not to do achieve your resolution last year of reanile penetration. I did. Ano play. Ano play. Ano play. Ano penetration, you know, more than I can remember, but that's okay. But yeah, I did do more anal play without penetration. Without penetration, yes.

I did more anal English. That was interesting both like, you know, receiving and giving. And it was actually pretty fun. I didn't think I would enjoy it as much as I would, but I really did. Okay. Good. And I mean, the black pearl came into my life. Right, right, protects black pearl.

Anel beads. They're my life's, they're my right now. Really? You love the anal beads. That's cool. That's good. That's good. They do feel so good.

I don't know that I've used anal beads in a while if I ever have a long time ago They're they're unique tools you like to sports sheets one right? I do yes from the their sex experiments line I believe that's cool Um Eddie so with anal beads tell me like how do you use them? What is it like question because I? Have always kind of wondered it reminded me of like getting a motorboat started where you like pull that thing like I have always kind of wondered it reminded me of like getting a motorboat started where you like pull that thing like But like how do you use them and what feels good about it? That's a great question Madison

That's a great analogy because that's actually very accurate You you do put you do pull them like that because I put them in and you know the bases flared And like I kind of put it between my fingertips So like obviously it's not gonna go anywhere really and I kind of just pull it out sometimes You know, I'll do it quicker So I mean it kind of when it between my fingertips, so obviously it's not gonna go anywhere really. And I kind of just pull it out. Sometimes I'll do it quicker. So I mean, it kind of is... When you're masturbating or... Yeah, so it is kind of like penetration,

but it really isn't, because you can just leave them in there and just walk around, and that feels good to me. Oh, like kegoblos. Yeah, I'll just be cleaning my room and I'll have them in. And you can feel, if you bend down, more pressure goes on to them.

Oh, I know. I guess your muscles and like you're like just colon like inside, like it just moves. Yeah, there's a lot of sense. When you have it in there. Yeah, that is easy as movements, just feel so good with it. So are they like firm, like they're kind of like more of like

wire, like so you can put them in that way or like, are they like so? I guess yes, they are silicone beads and it, like ones that I have are like, it just has three. So like it's a small one, a medium one, yes, they are silicone beads and the ones that I have are like, um, it just has three. So like it's a small one, a medium one, and then the large one. So, you know, you can just keep one in, but like, they're probably going to fall out. So you need to put like all three in at least the ones I have.

And then just like walk around and I'm, yeah, nice. I guess my question. It's not like, um, like a pearl necklace kind of words, like free flowing. Because then how would you, how would you get those in? I know. I've always wanted to know. And important, they never show you that part. They don't.

They don't. And you have to be careful. Like the ones that just pull out. Yeah. It's pretty firm. And the base of it, like the flared, but the base of it can hide between them. It's like, hmm.

I would say it's probably like, well, the ones I have are six to seven inches. So I mean, maybe like the average penis, or maybe a little bit more than the average penis, but I mean, I can take it. So that is more of that. That is your ticket. So that is so. So you met your goal because you wanted more anal play of the

position. I did. And I think I need to start using those with more people as well. I think that you can. I think that you I think that we have we have we that we have, we have anal beads plentiful. Okay. A plenty. A plenty.

A plenty. Yeah. It was funny though, baby. Atty, we went to the, the, the, and we trade show this weekend. He was like, I love the anal beads. I love the anal toys. I love the, he knew he's our, he's our penis. He's our anal wrap.

He's our anal wrap. I love that. Okay. So what else you got that? And then what was your, would you learn anything about yourself? I learned that I really like to experiment with sex and my body, you know, like some people experiment with drugs

and pills and all that, but I like to experiment with sex. That's great. And it's like a my millennial thing to do, I guess. I'm really grown a lot than anything else. I mean, you really have. I mean, you're in a year and a half now. You're in turn when Wave a little while came back.

That's good. Okay, guys. This is such a much. Okay, you guys, next we're going into the toys that we were obsessed with last year. Our favorite products of the year. But first. Okay, but first. Okay, back to the show. Riverdale looks like the perfect, safe, wholesome, small town, but it's got huge secrets. It all starts off with a new year at Riverdale High and the mysterious murder of one of its most popular kids. Everyone becomes a suspect. And that's when

the sorted details were what everyone really did over the summer and with whom begin to surface. Wait till you find out what the people in this town are hiding. Don't miss the must see new drama Riverdale Thursdays at 9-8 Central only on the CW. Yeah, I just feel like they're bringing. I watch it. They're bringing like everything back. Like I'm just waiting for family circus. The drama, the hot new teen drama, maybe Marma Duke. Oh my God. You guys, did you ever read Family Circus? It was so bad.

I used to read, it was so dumb. It was like, there was nothing happening. Like, you want some eggs? That'll bring you eggs. Like that was the whole thing. I wanted eggs too. Like they're flying kite. I'm doing flight.

Yeah, I'm doing it. But what was it about Family Circus? I had them. It was just about these timeless people in their little family, so in love. Ghost heads. Yeah, no, it was good.

At least Baby Blues, the kids grew up, you know? Want to get it? Sort of. They stopped at like 16, they had like some Benjamin Button stuff going on or something. But like, aren't she comic, you guys? Do you guys know Archie Kumpook? No, not at all.

Like, okay. I've heard it reference. I know there's like the archetypes of like, like the Betty and Veronica thing I've heard before, but it was like, but she was pretty too. They're both pretty. They had the same face, literally the same face of different color hair.

That was the artist. He was very creative. Like you could just, you couldn't tell the difference. So I was like, I'm Veronica, because I have dark hair. Okay, they're bringing everything back, but you know what's new? Toys, we eat a lot of new toys. So my goal and obsession for this year,

which hasn't happened yet, I didn't get to mind, was to freaking every time we get a box here, it's a problem because I'm not always in the office every day, but we get so many boxes which I think are hilarious. Send to us every day, like we literally did every day with like 25 pounds of toys delivered to us. I say that, but it is, it is true. Like it was like flesh on its one day. And I'm, people send the stuff that we don't necessarily ask for too Like I say we try everything. We don't just like talk about a product like that if we don't like it So there's a lot of toys that come out the door here come in the door and go out when you guys take them home

Or when you masturbate in the bathroom with them whatever. I'm cool with it But okay guys. I want to know what was your favorite sex toy slash product of last year Okay, I'll go ahead and start. Yes, that's him. So I had to kind of like really like trace it all back, you know, because I was sitting there like, I was like January, February, like March, okay. I think that overall the products that sticks my mind

the most was the WeVib Nova, which was the dual simulation one. And I know we did like, we, I think we might have done like a full podcast review of it, of the Raven the Nova. Yeah, right. Yeah, so you guys will have to, I feel like it's called,

I think it's like G-Spot, finding your G-Spot or something. That's fun. But that toy is amazing. And as far as the dual simulation goes, because a lot of people, they wanna pleasure their G-Spot, et cetera, et cetera. But the thing is, is just going in straight

for the G spot sometimes, it doesn't work. You need to mix a little familiar with the unfamiliar. And I'm a big fan of blended orgasms. I can have them pretty easily if I'm working on it, if I hit all the right spots and all that. The weave I've know of, the cool thing about it is that the little literal appendage that comes up never leaves your clitoris.

It doesn't matter how wild you're getting with that shaft, like you could be like jack hammering yourself with it and RIP your wrists. And that little clitorial thing will never leave. It just sits there and buzzes against it. It's amazing. It's like an Olympic gymnast for sex toys. And it's really flexible.

And there was cool. Yeah, there was one time where I didn't even fully put it in my vagina and I came four times. Oh my god. I know. I think we have a winner there. We have a winner. Yeah.

So there's that one for sure. Plus it's like, it's we vibe. So it's all high quality. It's got all the different vibration patterns and settings and what have you. Also, the sports sheets, doggie style strap was one of my favorites not just because Emily and I demonstrated it like 12 times throughout 2016 just in 16 will ever for will forever go down as the your Emily mounted me I did like multiple time we were

I was being mounted like I know it's not over but also I hate doggy style like I really truly hate doggy style. Like from the bottom of my heart, everyone look at me. I don't care. I didn't know you hated it before I don't like it for one thing. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, me on all fours. Like, hey, I feel like a cow. Like I, my boobs are swinging like others. Like it's not attracted by any means. Two. I'm not naturally gifted in the balanced department.

It is very easy for me to lose my footing and fall over. And there's nothing sexy about that either. I know, we'll get to the ranch. That's in this year. And the doggy style strap just helps in a lot of ways. It helps you remain more upright. And you start to realize that doggy style, you're not meant to be penetrated at a 90 degree angle.

It's 45 degrees is much more optimal for G-spot stimulation ladies, plus it's better on your back and your knees and if you've got the body of a 57-year-old, like I do, then you're going to be happy about that after a while. So I love that you love that. Oh, yeah, I'm all about it. And you're really, I'm really strapped me into it at a trade show in March and I just never let go. Check them, Instagram as well.

Yes. That was a good day. And yeah, West Lake. Okay, never let go. Check the Instagram as well. Yes. That was a good day. And yeah, Westlake's. Okay, so that's your favorite. That's good. Okay, Jamie. Minds more like just honestly, Lou, in general, like I never really used it before this year.

And now, like I said, I carry it in my purse all the time. Like, I always thought it was weird too because whenever I would start to have sex with someone, I'm like, can we have a glass of water in here? I was like, I get extremely parched during. And even with blow jobs and stuff, when you don't have enough saliva, you kind of feel like, well, what do I do? The whole point of this is my saliva and stuff like that.

But you know, lube just fixes all of your problems. It really does fix that. It makes it so much better. And there's like so many different kinds of lubs. There's loops that taste good. There's loops that get cold. There's loops that get warm. Like it's honestly like dirt.

Like if I could just bathe in the lube, I would. But don't do that because you have to wash it off after. So what's your favorite is your kind that you like? Or something like that? I mean, I really like System Jo has a natural love line. I like that a lot because it's like organic And I also like feel very weird about stuff that I'm putting like in those sensitive areas of my body I do really like also they have this like a watermelon flavored one

It's very from their H2O line and like it just tastes so good. Honestly, it really does It's like when you go blow job to do the lip trick, we put your lips down. Yeah, and it smells better. Like the guy, especially if they're not expecting it, they're like, oh, it's water milling. It's like, yeah, it is. Like, you know, so it's just better. Also, I guess from toy point of view,

I really like the mystic rechargeable vibrato. The mystic wand. Yeah, I really like the mystic wand. It's a good one. I didn't expect to like it as much because I actually was not the biggest fan of the Magic Wand just because it's just so big and it's just so loud and everything in the Mystic Wand.

It's easy to press the buttons, it curves to you and it's not quite as intense and I like that one a lot too. It's a good strong wand if you don't want to carry the whole. Yeah, exactly. No, that's good. And the way it Yeah, exactly. No, that's good. Either way, it reaches. Great.

God, it's our juice. I'm glad I'm not going next. OK, those are good choices. OK, Eddie. So I mean, I've been praising the black pearl for a year now, but I think it's still one of my favorites, just because of- That's not so. A vibrant text.

Yeah, it is vibrant text. OK. But what it talks about, it's a prostate po boy. So the black pearl is a prostate massager. So yes, it is for men unless women start growing prostates, which would be cool. I would probably enjoy anal more. It was on my Christmas list. Someone was naughty and didn't get it. But it really did help me find my prostate because you know men we have prostates, but a lot of us don't really play with it. And there's that whole But it really did help me find my prostate because men, we have prostate, but a lot of us don't really play with it.

And there's that whole stereotype, like, oh, if a straight man plays with it, you know, or like wants to explore anal or anything, like, you're gay. So I think that toy, you know, it did help a lot of men that never wanted to do anal, right? Explore it because, you know, I read some of the emails,

given some of the blogs that we got from, like, the blogs, submissions from other, from the listeners, they all talked about and they all wanted to try it. So I think that toy is just one of those that are leading the past to anal. So does she not, had you not played with a toy or just this one you like, is that how you really found it?

I did, because that one, it's so targeted, it's so light. It's meant for your prostate, and other toys maybe aren't meant for your prostate. They're just kind of like hit it or like go around it. Yeah, and this one's like made for it. Yeah, right. That's good. Oh, it is prostate.

That's sweet. I do feel like if they email. No, I do feel like there's a change this year. If there was any change this year, I think that the changes was that men, straight men, are asking more about prostate play and they're not like a shame. Like I want to try it. I'm interested. We were before I did a whole like a Rigma role.

I think so. I love that word. Who says Rigma role? Rigma role. Like my grandma. Can you spell that? Rigma role. They're like, oh, makes me gay.

I don't know. That make people, guys, just so we do it. It's for exiting, not for entering. But the guys are like, oh, guys are so weird. It's for exiting, not for entering, but the guys are like, oh, iron is really good. I could have a killer orgasm, you know? That's great. So I recommend it for all men. Like it, Eddie.

That's good. Okay, so gosh, this is our, my favorite sex toy slash product of the year. I mean, I'm a must-deck one. I had a good year. I have to say the womanizer, it really was the gift that kept on giving because the amazing thing about the womanizer toy is that it was, I've been doing this for 12 years and I go to all these trade shows and I see the toys before you do and go to the lab.

But you see what's new and exciting and typically like, they're all like a lot of the toys at the same or you know the you know the brands like that are really good quality. Like anytime we've put something out of our vibrato, it's like the ones we work with and there's someone who are like, oh, that's a knockoff of someone out, they're not so great. But the womanizer was like something I've never, ever seen because it's their whole thing is that it's

indirect stimulation to clitoris. So it's like this little sucking thing that like goes around your clitoris, they call it pleasure air technology. Whatever this technology is, it's true. It's like like I've given to so many people that I haven't tried it. We've all tried it. It's like if you would like this a 60 second orgasm and it's a different kind of orgasm. Like it just gets all warm and I don't know. It's just it's really cool the way it just loves that my clitoris. So I have to do the womanizer and then oh my god, this is so hard. What else did I like to share? Since I've really been into my kegels,

you guys know the incontrol, that was kind of a caravan from last year, the poor Moa, the intensity, what do I say? In control, the intensity. Is the one that does your cacalyse exercises for you, when I said I did do them, like probably three to four days a week for the entire year, you lay back and bad. But I get really like it's like me with working out. I'm like,

okay, I can do that, but I can also work kegoballs during the day. So then I like work kegoballs during the day as you've heard my stories about them falling out into the ground when I was starting. But I really love fun toys, kegoballs. They're called G-Balls, I think. And they're they're so cool because you can control them with an app. You can measure your progress. They just feel good. They're silicone. I liked them. They were like a little a-coot-traumat. So how about strong Kaggle and the happy clippers? Do those vibrate? They do.

They do. They vibrate. They also vibrate. Oh, you can use them clitterly. I mean, you could use it like a t vibrate. You can use them clitorally. I mean, you could use it like a tatterly, you could use it as a vibrator. Yeah, but did you like turn the vibrator? Oh, when you were like doing stuff? Yeah, I know what that meant.

And I got distracted. The whole thing about Ben Wabals is like when you like move, they like do this little like humming thing, but like this is weird. These don't turn for me. So those Ben Wabals, those are all, but like, you know, I will talk about like moving your female energy through you when you use like inside you like in 50 shades of gray,

but they don't turn me on. I mean, this does, with the buzzing thing, they buzz, it has an app that measures your progress. You can see like how squeeze your, like actually you could see that your muzzle a fit bit for your vagina, that you could see that your fit bit is getting stronger over time.

It's just cool. It's a cool technology, all the fun toys. You wake up in the morning, it's like congratulations. Your keg old tactile strength has increased. Exactly. I'm like I'm up so much stronger today. I'm like I'm going to go pick up that pen with my now. And they're like truck. People are like they're really cool colors. Yeah they're so pretty. I know they are pretty. So hey, and how you doing? You're like great. My dad, my dad strength is that 2%. It's really. Yeah. so take your phone and my dad is it, but it's fun when you can measure it.

I think it's an incentive to get you going and then what else does it do? It does all these cool tricks. It's just fun. I'm all about that. Okay, so let's talk about what you guys are looking forward to. What are you looking for for next year? Toys, we talk about goals too.

Yeah, we'll talk about sex and really ship goals, but first we just... Yeah, okay, so what product product toy like anything you're looking for to do for next year. Well, I want to finally use a toy during sex. I'm going to make it happen. You have never. Yeah. No, I have not yet. So I want to definitely finally use one. I want to use my Mimi because I use that still a lot. I love the Mimi. Yeah, and it's small. I don't think it would be intimidating to anyone that I'm having sex with because I use that still a lot. I love the Mimi. Yeah, and it's small. I don't think it would be intimidating

to anyone that I'm having sex with because I know the people that I normally have sex with, like, I've asked them if they'd be open to it, but it's like we've never done it because they've never been at my house during it. So I want to use that. And then I also really, really, really want to use the sport sheets sex slang.

Like I want to use it so bad. To get you mad, I just now haven't took it home. It's not on the closet. But, well, that you can't carry in your purse, but just now I haven't took it home. It's not a closet But well that you can't carry your purse, but that I can't carry my purse But if I know I'm gonna have some kind of excursion, you know, I'll just bring a duffel bag or something the sex swing looks Link looks cool. I know we have a video of that to you on her. It's the holiday video right or no No, it's a separate video on Instagram. Yeah, it's on the sports sheets website. I mean, it's just honestly, I could just sit in it anyways, but I just really want to sit in it during some of the stuff.

I have sex. It's pretty awesome. My goal is happening this year. The sex line. Yeah. Okay, that's good. Eddie. So for sex toys, I would say, you know, keep using my fleshlides and maybe experiment

with more prostate massages and just me maybe more butthlicks. I know they have like those huge ones that maybe. There's like vibrating butthlugs. Yeah, they are out there. So I don't know if I would go that extreme with like the really big ones, but you know, I would really like to get into the habit of using them maybe not every day, but just you know.

Because why could it just feel so good? I mean, it feels good and I feel like if I have it in, it'll kind of remind me to like do like some form of like, I guess he goes for myself. I have it and just kind of like it would help me like, or mind your. Something like my butt. Yeah, it's usually, that's good.

Okay, um, my turn. Oh, no. Oh, I haven't gone yet. Go first. No, no. Oh, you go first. I don't know what I'm gonna say. Um, okay, well, actually, I changed my answer half way through because it's

fired by what I'm lose talking about. I have actually never used Kigabal's ever. I just don't even think about it, but I was just thinking like, Hey, you know, if I long to say mine is Eddie, like maybe if I put a little bit more time and attention into my vagina, yeah, I'll be more like aware of it as a part of my vagina, I'll be more aware of it as a part of my body, as opposed to this other being who has her own desires and wants and fickle nature. So maybe, if I connect to that way, that would be pretty good. But having something in your vagina where you're like,

it's like a nice sensation, like a nice little reminder, like, hey, I'm down here and I'm working hard. That would be cool. I have extra one for you. Yeah, oh, do you? Because I, well, coming up next, I'm going to tell you my story about my year, what I'm looking for, but I have one for you. And then my other thing is Emily gifted me with a liberator and she brought up the point

that I didn't send anything and I was going to take a picture and send it to you of me, like, honest. Thank you and I totally forgot, but I've already used it a I was gonna take a picture and send it to you of me like honest. Like thank you and I totally forgot but I've already used it a ton. And I really, it's the ramp. It's the ramp. So lip-brown makes like sex furniture. They make the wedge that everyone kind of knows

as a sex wedge which is great to like position yourself. The ramp they sent me like a few years ago, I never used it. It was like my house was so small and I was moving out. I'd never used it but it's huge. And I left it in our chair like three weeks ago. Yeah, I could up and I just remembered. I came back from vacation and was like, oh my god and like but it's huge. It's gigantic. And I left center to chair like three weeks ago. Yeah, I can. And I just remembered. I came back from vacation and was like, oh my god.

And like took it all immediately. And what's funny is I brought it home right before my boyfriend was going out of town. So we like, you know, rang it in whatever. And then I used it as a back ramp for me sitting laying in bed, because I have been having. Watching Netflix. Well, no, I've been having like a lot of like back

and shoulder pain. So I was like using it to lay in like, using me upright. And I like use it to like, as a lot of like back and shoulder pain. So I was like using it to lay in like, amazing. It's amazing. And I like use it to like, as a cushion for sitting on and then obviously for the second thing. And your parents come to visit, you know? Totally.

I'm like, hey guys, like, forget stools. I got a liberator ramp free to sit on. I put a sheet on it. No, we really did this for a sheet on it. That's good. Yeah, so actually you could take it back. It doesn't have anyone in it. I just was like, I was like, oh my god, I forgot.

It's amazing. Everyone should have one. I wish that they were like a little bit more accessible for people. Yeah. I think that it's something that almost expensive. I think we can get a magic from. Yeah. No, because because positioning, using a positioning tool during sex for a lot of women, you just, it's hard to reach your like your G spot, your giant different parts of your like entire body like anal sex during Doggy cell everything I can help you if you elevate your pelvis Or you put your knees your knees getting comfortable when you get a blowjob in the floor or put your oh my god

It revolutionized floor sex for us because we are bed creaks a lot which is fine But if it's like 3 a.m. Like our neighbors are not having it with like that It's awful you need to be 40 to turn down your I know I need like I need to Like it's lube for your furniture. Yeah Eddie so would I use it? No not definitely not But the liberator wedges great because like the guy can actually lay back on it and it elevates his body making it So like if in like cowgirl position.

Right. All of a sudden his pelvis is like elevated, putting more pressure on my clitoris, which is amazing. Right. And I didn't think to use it that way. It's always like demonstrated in terms of like doggy style and like for the woman. Right. I didn't have any stuff like that.

It helps. Oh no, no, no, no, but I'm just saying this is just something. No, it's something that I learned just by doing and I never thought of it that way. Yeah. We're just like, I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I just thought of it that way. We were just like, yeah, looks so glad. I'm so glad. I just want you to be happy with it. So Emily, what for the new year?

For the new year, okay, so this is the deal. So I last night, so I've been sick the last few days. I literally didn't at least in my house for three days, which is so friggin' boring to not talk and do not leave your house. But, except for I needed to come over one day, that was fun. So what I did was I moved into a new home, which I love.

I'm really excited. I was living in a very smaller place. I've got a place with like, there's room for everything. The one box I've not tackled yet, which is kind of massive, like literally the movers, it's as sex toys, like they need two guys to carry. It's a food box. And it was still sitting in one of my closets.

It's like, it's just my second, I'm like, this will be my sex toy closet. So last night when I couldn't sleep, I'd been sleeping all day, I got up and I like literally dumped them all out. And I threw away probably, I mean, I had like 10 years of sex toys when I moved to my garage because I moved them to that first school.

And I like parted with a lot that I hadn't used or that were old, like, you know, I had four versions of the Wevi, you know, like the first one. I'm like, oh, but this is like this is like, I found my old iPod, the first iPod from 1999, I found the first Wevi from 2005, but I got rid of it,

I'm like, I don't need all of them. But then as we was like, wow, there's so much that I actually have that I want to, because again, if things aren't accessible or hard, you're not gonna use them, like I have anything, right? In your life, that's how you do it. My mom's like, put your hats near the door

and you put your umbrella, put them near the door when you're used them and put this in your bed. She's always trying to teach me how to pack my, like to organize a mess. So I'm like, if my toys were like literally in 16 drawers pile the chart choked by their chargers that weren't even their chargers, how was I gonna use them?

So I spent, I did a whole snap of mine, but I like spent so much time outside. So anyway, I had them all laid out and I realized that like, my goal then is to like use the toys that I've had that are like, that I was really excited about that I hadn't used yet or that maybe I only used once

and I wanna revisit because I also realized that with, to be honest with so many toys coming in, I think I'll try something on. So I was like, oh, that was a great, kind of like a partner, like the first year of sex with someone, it's not always gonna be amazing. But I don't think you should write them off of that. I'm like, oh, and now that I'm always learning more,

I'm like, oh, I could use it this way or that way. So what's stuck out for me, what's stuck out, stood out for me was, I don't even know, I'm trying to think, oh, more of the fun toys. So I do know that I have an extra keg of all, keg of G-Ball for you. Remember the fun toys mini one that separates the, the, the, the g mini? I think that's the mini. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it opens like, it looks like a, um, a bee, but it curls and you can use it for like, do it, you can use it for, it's a

spot simulation. You can use it for like all different kinds of simulation. It's just really cool, and it's that really cool mint flavor, flavor color. So I'm gonna try that. I mean, there's so many I can go on. No, no, no, no, no. It's the G5 Mini. The G5 Mini, that was really cool by Fun Toys.

And then I found, God, I found that I had so much, I had so many nipple clamps, I wanted to use, I could go, I could just tell you that they're all organized now by Cac Balls, like G-Spot, Toys and Wonder, then I have a literal, that I have a whole entire loop, two drawers of loop, and then a rousal gel, that's why I asked which one you liked.

It's gonna be a good year. So I'm gonna, I'm really gonna get into using, like now they're all prioritized, they're charged. My entire house, oh, the Ork and Man game today to spray. I'm having a rock nephobia, I'm now I'm afraid of every insect to spray stuff today. And I literally had vibrators coming out of every wall in my house.

It was fun. OK, so I, you know, I can't be that specific, but I think I'm going to revisit old ones that I'm excited for. It wants. Yeah, once the UV comes out, you're going to have them all lined up. It's going to be like an actual sex

swicharging factory. So that's the thing is that the UV is coming out. I think people, like the UV is something that cleans and sanitizes and stores your toys and it's the buzz of the show. So like the womanizer was the buzz of the show like earlier in the year. And the UV, like it's like a little mini dishwasher

and it uses UV light and you plug it in and it takes like, I don't know, minute towel. Oh, no, it takes five minutes, 10 minutes to clean, but a couple hours to charge. Oh, charge, yeah, like anything. But like, that's the biggest thing. When you buy a Relic Spensive toy, you're like, oh, it's dirty, oh, I didn't charge it.

Like, all the place, so I actually asked her, I want like 10 of them for my house. So I can have all my toys charged and clean. I'm ready to go, but you know what else do I learn about the UV? That you could also put your cell phone in there to clean it, because it's dirty. Anything that's clear, dirty. And yeah, there's actually like so That you could also put your cell phone in there to clean it, cause 30, anything that's clear. And yeah, there's actually like so many germs

that live on your cell phone cause you bring it with you everywhere. I know. I've been cleaning it all the time. Oh my God, that's so good to know. I know, it is really good to know. So that's what I'm excited about this shirt. I think I'm excited about getting to know my toy,

like really like getting into them more. Sharing more about how I've used toys that we already know and then I know there's, I saw some really cool ones I can't talk about at the show that are coming out in the next few months, but I can't talk. I was sworn to secrecy, but you're gonna like, yeah, I try to do some, get some intel and they're on lockdown, like,

they will not even show me a few cocktails. I'm like, show me your prototype. Okay, so now are we into goal? Now we're on again, sex and really ship goals. We can talk about it. We can talk about our sex and we're going to ship goals for 2017. This is big, and I hope this inspires everybody. I think it is, it's inspiring me.

I think so too. Yeah, and I think it's cool that we're doing this a month in, because usually if you, I mean, as Jamie and I both figured out, like when we said our resolutions earlier in the year, we were less likely to achieve them, because they're kind of like like we decided like, you know, right at the beginning of 2016. This is what we're doing. We'd enough time to think about like how that was going to happen or like what was realistic or get all of Emily's awesome advice about how to make resolutions work.

So it's cool we're doing it now. Good. Thank God for that spider. Just kidding. I would never have told you. I would never have. And that was a great Zen here. No, the spider actually gave me special powers for real.

That's true. And a fear of one time we walked into the office and she was like hanging upside down from the ceiling, looking kind of stressed out. And we were like, oh gosh, what was in that spider right? I'm gonna have like any brought me over chicken juice, mots of balsy, but I thought that the way that the chicken and the noodles were shaped

was a spider in the thing. Like a litter of everything looks like a spider, but that's fine. I'm cool. Okay. It wasn't you didn't do anything. Spider suit. Okay. Now, okay, Jamie, what's your goal for 2017? Well, besides actually using a sex toy with a partner because I have to like do some work from last year, obviously, I want to get more into my non-monogamy.

I think I want to be, yeah, I really do. I've been thinking about it a lot and I really want to try going for like, you know, the solo poly lifestyle. I think that it's basically what I've been doing, but I just want to be more, I guess, up front about it with myself and with my partners. I want to work on like how I can really like figure out what that means to me, I guess, upfront about it with myself and with my partners. I want to work on like how I can really like figure out what that means to me, I guess, in my course through things.

That's great. Cause yeah, that's just like, I mean, I keep thinking like, tell them beyond that. And not just like, I think everyone assumes everyone else is dating, but you're going to be like, I am dating other people. Yeah. And it's like, I'm not planning on like settling down like I just, I guess, like, trying to just learn more about it.

Cause I guess I also don't really know too much about the lifestyle and like just from being here like I've learned a few things but I just feel like that that it explains kind of what my ideologies are now so I just want to really explore that and like get more comfortable with that. I have some great books for you to read too. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Tristan Tiramino wrote a great one about Nomenogamy. I think it's called Nomenogamy and I have a few of them. Anyway, good. Okay, I can't wait to hear that question.

I will be checking in with you periodically about it. Perfect. Okay, Eddie. So I guess my sex and one not relationship goes on me, maybe in like 20 or 23 or something. Or twice, you were an expert, twice if you're excited for any toys this year. Sorry, that was one of the questions too.

I mean, I'm excited for any toy that literally, like every time you're like, oh, I have any toy, I'm like, I wanna try it. I saw a lot more last night, too. Bring them in. I guess really pretty much anything that you throw at me. So that's?

I'll throw it at you. Okay, Eddie, you're up. Okay, so pretty much my sex and I guess kind of relationship goals for 2017 would be to just be more of a versatile lover and be more kinky, you know, like I have all these Bonded toys that I got from sport sheets that I haven't really gotten to use because most of them require, you know, a partner. So that kind of also goes into my other resolution. To have less partners so that you can have more sex, just because you don't have to look for sex

if you have like your designated FWBs, just kind of like lined up, not kind of like benching, like this would be like straight up, like we all know what we're doing. Like a rotation. Yeah, it's like a rotation of FWBs just waiting to be contacted

ready at any time of the night. Right. OK, and I think you all stuff to mention. We got to mention this about Eddie. We've been very impressed with your progress this year, Eddie. Everything that we've set out, well, first of all, when Eddie came back, he was gone for a little while. He was in turn, went back to school, came back.

You're like, first day, you're like, well, I'm just going to take a break from sex dating for a while. I'm like, OK, I didn't know you were. And like the next week, you're like, some day, you're getting this guy with a foot fet, you know what, I'm just gonna take a break from sex and dating for all my go, I don't know where you're at. And like the next week, you're like, some dating guy with a foot fetish. And I was like, me as toes that's nice. So you've really made some Brock Rott's, I think.

Like, I mean, I really have just, I'm not that I'm bragging, but I mean, being in this environment and like, you know, just reading the emails, listening to the shows, even when I'm working on other things, like I kind of get all that like that knowledge and wisdom from her co-hosts and just here in general. I pay attention to all of it. I think any listener who listens religiously will know that these tips, if you really

do try them, not all the time, but if you remember them and apply them, they work. If you try anything, if you try anything for long enough, they will work. Right, stick with it. Yeah, I think that's what has been helping you the most. That. You feel good. There's one more thing I want to say about, this is circling back to the 10 minutes ago

with Madison, I've got to say, it's about caglactriosis. I think when you said that it would make you feel more connected to your vagina, that one of the big things for me too, with the reason why I love doing my caggles and that is because I have a strong, propalaic floor, it's because I feel like so many women and men, but I'm only going to speak for a woman because I'm a woman. I'm so disconnected from my body sometimes, I sit down with a vibrator in the past, I'm like, you know, not even thinking anything, my imagination. It's just like vibrator, right?

I'm like, clitoris, but I realize that when I do my caggles, you have to breathe a lot of will don't breathe a lot of do caggles wrong too. So I think this year like with the intensity and with the balls, I've learned I know that I'm doing them right and I wasn't before. I think I was doing okay, but now I do right. But also I'm breathing into that area. So I'm breathing into my pelvic floor deeply like down and I feel like like it literally might sound very like a woo-woo, but like it wakened, my body wakes up like my whole, like that's where your sexual energy is stored.

Like that's where, so I think for a lot of women who feel like I have no sex drive and I don't feel turned on, I think it's because that region just might be like kind of debt to you. Like you're not breathing into it, you're not paying attention to it, sex becomes just like perfunctory, like I have to do it.

But when you just start like putting attention there, like where like attention goes, your energy flows. And so I think that will be really good for you. Yeah, that's really good. Because I've been keeping my sexual energy in a jar of Nutella in my cabinet. So I need to probably take that out and dust it off and see what I could do there.

Yeah. I'm excited. Also back to Eddie really quick because he's the star of the show. You said something last night that I need to call attention to right now because I think it was inspired. It was about your experience with two toys, one Eddie. Oh, yes, two toys, one Eddie.

So video not coming soon. Right. Who knows? I get a contract. So I have, I've had the fleshlet and I've had the black pearl. And I guess I just never thought to put them both together, but the other night I was just like, well why not just use them both? So I started with the black pearl since I've been using it. So I was like, okay, you know, just put it on, turn it on, you know, I put it up to like the strongest vibration, just like the one beat, no waves. I can't even surf, but so they go, right, let's do this flesh light thing, you know,

and I usually use it just to master it, but I was like, well, I've heard that a lot of guys will like, put it between a pillow and like, I catch something and they just kind of like, fuck it. And I was like, well, I've heard that a lot of guys were like, put it between a pillow and like, I got to catch something and they just kind of like, fuck it. And I was like, well, you know what? I'm gonna do that too. And like, I'm kind of gonna be in the middle of these toys.

Kind of like, if I had like, you know, like, DP, like, double penetration, you know, in the front and in the back. Yeah. So I was like, I'll be in like, a little sandwich of my own. You'd DP yourself. Yeah, so I sandwich myself between my sex toys and it was actually really great.

That sounds like so cool. And I have like an amazing prostate orgasm. I mean, and I've been trying to work on getting those out and yeah, it worked. I'm saying he's revolutionizing sex while all of us are sitting here like maybe I'll try kigoballs. I'm going to make my vagina and you're like, well, I gave myself a double penetration orgasm last night. No, that's not all. Eddie's the feelings of jealousy.

Yeah, we were yelling at him last night, but like in a really positive way. Yeah, well, like, also, there's the fact that we're talking about our goals last night. And I was like, Eddie, what's your resolution? And he goes, oh, well, my resolution is to, like, my resolution is to be a more versatile lover, but I've already kind of achieved it twice. And I was like, I'm gonna hang up on you. Like, they just feel bad. Yeah, I just like the Golden Child,

Eddie has collectively had more sex just in the past like a couple of weeks than I had like all last year. When he came back, how many months ago did you come back? Six. You were back six months, he's like, no, just not gonna get different. And I think that's what happened. I was like, oh, you know, like, I need to take a break,

like stop and then a week later, I was like, you know what, no, like I need to get back into this. Like, I can't stop. And it was a foot fetish thing. I was interested. It was just, after the foot fetish, it just like kept going. It hasn't stopped.

I love it. I'm inspired. I'm gonna mount some sex toys later. And I'm gonna do it for Eddie. Yeah. Speaking of mounting though, a lot of women do masturbate on their stomach. And some masturbate on their back. And it's a good way to mix it up.

So flip over if you're not used to masturbating that way. Massibarator stomach. Try getting more pressure. I'm standing up. Oh, I love standing up. Honestly, standing up. Yeah, and like just like any different kind of way, looking at mirror like do something different.

It really like these little tiny changes actually make like so much difference. I love it with my legs together Did that what you do or is it not even that I guys excreased my like I can have good I'm standing in and I mean I I kind of like I'm I lift one leg up. Oh right nice So we did a ways exactly Yeah, it's just like and if your routine's ever getting stale Yeah, I'm gonna talk about mix up and masturbation or team Google it on the website just like if your routine's ever getting stale. You can make sure you're master. How many things have you talked about, mix up your masturbation routine,

Google it on the website. I can't have sex. I can't orgasm from standing sex, and I'm a pretty orgasmic person, but I just can't reach that last thing of letting go because I'm standing and I will fall over. I'm like, no, I mean, sex in the showers, at any time I'm standing up, it's like,

this is nice, but I'm probably not gonna run around. You should get that sport-cheating sex in the shower harness handcuffs that sucks probably not sure. You should get that sport-cheat sex in the shower harness handcuffs that's suctioned in the wall. You could fall. Oh my gosh, honestly, my shower has prison lighting and it's really small and cramped and I just don't know. Oh, they don't do prison lighting.

Yeah, me being in there by myself is like a thoroughly non-erotic experience. I can't even imagine. Or just the duplex fantasies. Oh, yeah. We're okay with that. Okay, this was good. I think I talked about mine.

My goals was to you, right? No. My goal was really that I think that I would just like to, in the first quarter of the year, I'm going to really just focus on using all the great gifts and toys, I have such an abundance of products and toys that I literally don't even get to use it. People are tried once, like I said, I want to do that, not throw it organized. Now my jewelry is organized.

I can't wait. Somebody know I had my hats, my tank tops, my now, my vibrators, it makes total sense. So I've a strategy for it, too, of testing on my toys, just wait for that. And then in the second quarter of the year, no, I'm dating more, I'm online doing all that stuff. So I think I'm just gonna, I think I'm having pretty good, pretty good year. I've had the best year ever as far as, I've said this on the previous show,

but I had less sex last year than I've had ever, anyone find with that? Don't worry guys, it was a choice. And like now, I'm like, okay, I'm not like, I don't know if we'll see what happens this year, dating, whatever, I don't have a specific resolution, I'm just gonna continue, keep it on, keep it on because last year was a great year.

Just try the Eddie trick, be like, I'm not having sex at all with anybody. And all of a sudden, you're gonna have the best sex of your life and be deep-ing yourself with sex toys and things like that, so. That's great. I also think that Eddie and I are gonna come up with a schedule to put on your closet that's like Monday,

like Kegel exercises. No, really. Tuesday, G-Spot toys. It's very organized that way. Wednesday, Nipple clamps, that'll be great. And he's gonna come really fun. I'm gonna see it. It's epic, this closet.

Okay guys, this was fun. Thank you for sharing, for being vulnerable. We are y'all marked now, you're your goals, you've told everybody, what else do you have coming up? Anything else you wanna talk about? Yeah, actually we have two big things coming up. One, um, so as you guys know, we get a lot of emails at feedbackaccessonely.com, ranging from penis pictures, shout out to the Sonic guy.

Oh, the Sonic guy love his emails, they don't make sense, but I love them, I really want to know what he's asking. We got it, yeah, we want to actually call him. He's in the sauna, it's great. He wants to do very sensual things to you, I think, in a sauna, Emily. But my point is that we get a lot of emails, all petitioning for a date with Emily,

because who doesn't want to win a date with Emily? So Jamie, the other day, brings something to my attention. Jamie, I'll have you introduce this for us. So as you guys may have heard, Jamie the other day brings me to my attention. Jamie, I'll have you introduce this for us. Yes. So, as you guys may have heard, there is the UV kick starter campaign going on. People are donating to it to get it off the ground. And if you haven't done that yet, you totally should. But this guy, who apparently is a huge, huge fan of Emily's, who is also a great writer,

by the way. The love writers. Now, this email was very well put together, very well, very thorough, very well thought out. Saw this opportunity, because one of the things that you can do, if you pledged a certain amount of money, you can win like a lunchtime with Emily, which I mean, who out there that's listening,

we wouldn't wanna do that. But if you don't live in the area, it could be kind of hard. So this guy came up with his own proposal for to help out the UV campaign and get his dinner that he would like with Emily. And he just totally came out here. Every question you might have, he answered it in the email. And I don't know, I think that we should give this guy

a chance of a amount of someone said it. I think you guys should read it. I think because I, okay, so when I was you sent it to me yesterday, I was sick. I didn't look at emails. And then they were like, did you see that email? So I would love you guys to read it. And I just want to explain one thing is that,

so yeah, when you kick started a band, you could pledge 99 and get just the UV ahead of time because if they cause more than that, it works. But then you could also do like pledge more and get like a lunch or a guest appearance on the podcast. So this guy sent this email, but my voice is shot and you guys can read it.

I'll go ahead and read it. I would also like to point out, unfortunately the Kickstarter is done at this point of time. I'll look into it. But thank you to everyone. Thank you to everyone, you guys. My you guys are awesome. We carry from the movie.

She's like an independent entrepreneur, a woman who came up with this idea that I'm telling you, I've been all these trade shows, and we were like, that was the coolest thing I've ever seen. So the UV kick started a success, and so thank you to everybody, and you can so buy one. You just can't, I don't think you can be part of the campaign now, but this is happening now as we're recording this.

So, take it away. Okay, so dear Emily, I really enjoy the podcast. As I think you are bright informed, non-judgmental, compassionate, and you give solid, practical advice. He's correct. All of that. I think the new format where you call listeners is great use of your natural manner of helping people as well as your collected expertise.

Shout out to Ken because we thought that he wrote that. You may have gleaned that I find you intriguing. You are correct. And I would like to take you out to dinner. There are just two small problems. One, you don't know me, so why would you agree to go to dinner? Excellent point. And two, I live in Boston.

Hashtag, death of a dream, Hashtag sad. Hashtag those are great. She is Hashtag, we love it. Yeah, yeah, perhaps there is now a way. Your Kickstarter campaign. There are still spots open for lunch. Then there is that pesky Boston issue, which could be problematic for scheduling.

So here is my proposal. I will make three offers to you and I will let you and the Sex and thenly staff choose from among them. We only have two days, so we must in Dali. Option one, I pledge the regular lunch and try to make the scheduled group time. Option two, I will pledge to have lunch with just you and that would be an additional amount. Option three, I will pledge for the meal to be dinner instead of lunch, and that was an even greater amount, because he really just wants to get Emily out after hours, who could blame him?

For your peace of mind and safety with either of the latter two options, I'm willing to come to the Sex and the Lee Studio to be vetted, interrogated, slash grilled by you and the Sex and the Lee staff. And if there's not enthusiastic agreement that you should go out to eat with me, then we can order delivery and stay there.

So I think that should cover most of the misgivings you may have about this arrangement, except who am I? I'm a 43 year old physician and healthcare former originally from Ohio. And since someone from your staff is going to ask, I am recently separated and have two children. God, I love him so much. It's all I'm not.

But I'm not trying to start a relationship. I just wanna have dinner with you. I like you so upfront. And's all about you guys. But I'm not trying to start a relationship. I just want to have dinner with you. I like you so upfront. And finally, so you can see that I'm reasonably normal. Here is my LinkedIn. He provided his LinkedIn. You not only are normal, you're adorable. We love you.

Hope to hear from you or run of your staff soon, warmly, Michael. PS, you can feel free to talk about this in the podcast if you like. So he gave us permission for that too, which is great. And I'm just saying, as a person, who sees a lot of these emails coming in

with proposals for Emily in such a manner, this was so well thought out. He really, I don't think it's creepy. I think he went into it being like, okay, how do I stand out from the creepy people that are just like, hey, do you want a bone? Or like, hey, here's a dick pic. Let me just make sure, no dick pic.

No dick pic at all. Just a link, Dince do you want a bone or like, do not send a dick pic. Let me just make sure, no dick pic. No dick pic at all. Just a link, then, so you can see, and he's a doctor, and he's cute, and like, I don't know, I'm just saying, I think it's a good proposal. That I can get my vote. I just say, at first, I thought, when you were like, did you see my email,

I'm like, no, I've been sick, and then, it sounds, what do you guys think? He says it's up to you guys. I mean, he doesn't get my vote. I mean, I don't care how well written the email is, you know, if there are minor grammatical errors, you know, and he gave us options. Are there minor grammatical errors?

There are no errors. Oh, wow. No errors. The team editor says no errors. They would know. Okay, there aren't any errors, but I don't know. I'm not buying this LinkedIn. His Facebook and his LinkedIn pictures look different. I don't know. I'm not buying this LinkedIn. His Facebook and his LinkedIn pictures look different.

I don't know. I will point out this is, does you stock to my Facebook? This is Eddie who is on dating apps. Is on dating apps and hangs out and meets up with guys who he doesn't, who he only knows via digital communication. He sucks their toes. I don't see how this is much different.

How is this different than a Tinder date coming in? Those guys could have also been secretly listening to your show forever. At least this guy is from a line. They listen. Exactly. That's very true, but I just think he's playing this almost to. It's too perfect. It's almost too perfect.

It's like there's a catch. It's like an American psycho. It's like a male American psycho. Because he's actually got a reality video. It is like what's happening. But we get to like, we's like a male psycho. Cause he's actually got a reality TV show. This is like, what's happening? What we get to, like, we get to set. What do you guys are gonna be here? We can bet him before and if you really don't get a girl.

We have a security team that we've done. God, he doesn't like stat us before. I'm gonna borrow a taser from the security guys. He's got security guys downstairs in the building. I just say, here's a pretty chance. We can always vote no if he ends up being creepy. I feel like we're all a pretty good judge of character like in person, like sorry Michael, if you're listening to this, but like, you know, if you have your creepy feel like we're all a pretty good judge of character like in person, like sorry Michael,

if you're listening to this, but like, you know, if you have your creepy, like we're gonna know right off that. And then maybe we can have some like, I don't think so too. But then a very protective, you know, even protective. Huh?

And then what's even better is he gives us the option of if we don't agree with you order delivery and we could sit there and watch you guys. He'll pay? Probably I'm gonna and watch you guys. He'll pay. Probably. I'm guessing he better. He better. I'll pay.

You know, it was bad. No, no, I mean, I'm so in my masculine. But he's taking you out. I know. I don't know. He sounds nice. He does. He's LinkedIn.

He's like, he's a professional doctor. I thought I was already doing it, but you're right. There is something about it that it's like, it almost anticipates every question you'd have. And I've never gone out of this yet. But really that it's like, it almost anticipates every question you'd have. Yeah, it's like, and I've never gone out of this game. Ever, ever. But really it's for charity, not charity, it's for good cause.

Yeah, and also like, to give you a couple of different of an email that we received regularly. Yeah, this is the son of guy. Okay, so this is the son of guy. Don't let fun live. I would never. I actually love this guy. I just want to give an example of the things that he suggests doing as opposed to going out

to a nice dinner that is vetted beforehand. I feel very happy with Enjoy Servent have older washer ladies naked beautiful and finish sauna at night from cleaning her buttocks with beautiful and toilet on bidet by soap with water after she finished from Umi. So at Oh Umi with shit from her buttocks beautiful. So basically, you can see the contrast here. That's in contrast. From someone who wants to wash Emily's buttocks

and other things. To someone who just wants to come and have dinner. But when you're really between the lines here, maybe he's synops. Maybe he does want to wash your buttocks, but he's giving us the option, which is nice. But it doesn't want to relate to the ship, he's sitting up. Maybe he does want to wash your butt. He's giving us the option, which is when he doesn't want to relate to you. He just wants dinner. Yeah. I mean, and that's nice because then you have you have a Boston pen pal. How how come it is a Boston pen pal? Like you go visit him. You some long weekend. So hard. Cold and Boston. I know well he comes here on weekends and then you just have like a part time lover. Like how

nice part time. Exactly. And then we all sing that time. Part-time lover, part-time friend. Right. Okay, so what do we decide now? Yeah, so we're gonna vote. We're gonna put it to a vote, Michael. You can vote too. Michael is our sound guy's voting.

Because you're actually neutral on this. Well, maybe, but he's been here for a few shows, right, Michael? Yeah. Okay, so I don't vote. All right, so all in favor of Emily saying, at least yes to a preliminary lunch date with this guy. I say aye. That's two eyes. We got Michael, Edgine in the corner over there.

Oh, look at his hand. Oh my god, he wants to put it up. Oh! Oh! That's a race. Michael for the fellow Michael. Yeah, I know. And we know Ken will be a no.

Ken was like, I don't feel good about this. This is sporty emojis. I don't feel good about that guy. It's for content. And it's for content was like, I feel good about this. This is for me, emozy. I feel good about the guy. It's for content, and it's for content. No, it's good though. But I know, I actually, you guys, this would not be on the show if it wasn't something that I actually was like, oh, I'm curious.

I'm curious to see why you might have been seeing you. Okay. And Emily had a Tinder date that she had on her podcast. Like way back when. I did. And he was nice. We're open to this. Maybe we'll just interview him with Dendido.

But you can come in, but we get to interview you with the Zoom. She faced time ahead of time with us. Oh my God, we should. Yeah. Let's face time. I mean, if you're gonna do it, that's probably the best way to like... I think we should face time ahead.

I think you and I should face time. Okay, we'll take this off. So I'll have a date. I'll have a date with Michael. Sorry. Thank you, Michael. Yeah, this is nice and it knows maybe he's just really into innovation and that's what you want to support. Yeah, this is nice and it knows maybe he's just really into innovation and that's what he wants to support the EV.

Yeah, he missed 100% of the shots he don't take, might as well. Yeah, I think I've never, but this is again, this is a set up of the structure around the UV kick server campaign, which will help. OK, I'm going to do, you go ahead, he left in your hands. Yeah, sure. What can a girl do? All right, guys, thank you very much.

This was a very helpful show. I think everybody for me I learned a lot and you guys are awesome and the other thing that's going on is Slesa Danielle's learning workshop. We're all going to that. I really want you guys to come. It is you guys know Slesa Danielle I've been taking their somatic workshop last last month, six months of last year It was life changing but they're teaching a workshop that you can actually go to if you're in Los Angeles It's free. It's on February 12th and it's a flirting workshop. And if you're thinking like, I don't know how to flirt, guess what? You probably don't.

And it's free. That's what I'm saying. It's a workshop in LA, February 12th. And they teach you flirting skills and believe me the way they teach is not just like, hey, big boy, like they get into it. Like in a way that's very smart, it's into your body, gets you thinking. And I think you'd love it. But these unique skills to practice, they teach you, it will change your life just to learn how to talk to people. You get, if you get nervous, you get anxiety on talking to people, this will help you.

It's Sunday, February 12th. It's 5 out 10 to 3, 10 to 3 in Manhattan beach, but 3 to 5, they're going to be intro to somatica. So if you want to go, it's somatica and su.com slash somatica skills to sign up and save your seat. I'll be there. I think we're all going to be there. All right.

Thanks everyone. Okay, you guys, it was awesome. Thank you to my amazing team, really. Truly, I love you. Thank you for the amazing 2016, 2017. We're going to kill it. Really, I love my team so much. You guys are just so amazing and hardworking and smart.

And you inspire me and beautiful humans. I love you. Thank you, Michael. In case the folks that come, haven't realized, we also love you a lot. We do. We're very grateful. Thank you for this show and everything.

Oh my God, it needs to be something. Okay, I love you all. and I love all my listeners. Of course, you guys seriously, thank you so much for listening and was it good for you? email me feedback at sexathamely.com. you