Sexe Oral - Guide ULTIME pour réussir la position 69
Episode Date: June 12, 2025Les propos exprimés dans ce podcast relèvent d’expériences et d’opinions personnelles dans un but de divertissement et ne substituent pas les conseils d’un.e sexologue ou autre professionnel ...de la santé. Cette semaine sur le podcast, on se fait un épisode dédié à la célèbre et controversée position du 69! Que vous soyez fan ou sceptique, cet épisode vous garantit du plaisir et de bonnes idées à tester… ou pas! Au menu: - Exploration complète des avantages et défis du 69 - Anecdotes réelles hilarantes et parfois embarrassantes des auditeurs - Techniques inattendues pour maximiser le plaisir - Discussions franches sur les mythes et réalités de cette position iconique - Conseils pratiques pour expérimenter en toute confiance Le podcast est présenté par Éros et Compagnie Utiliser le code promo : SEXEORAL pour 15% de rabais sur https://www.erosetcompagnie.com/ Les jouets dont les filles parlent: https://www.erosetcompagnie.com/page/podcast Pour collaborations: partenariats@studiosf.ca Pour toutes questions: sexeoral@studiosf.ca Pour suivre les filles sur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexeoralpodcast Pour contacter les filles directement, écrivez-nous sur Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sexeoral.podcast/
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Today, I wanted you to talk about your toy that you decided to bring here.
Do you remember that one? When we decided to bring it, we received toys.
You told me, it's absolutely him. Why?
Do you remember why you said you were tripping?
Well, because what I like the most is to feel full.
And then...
Yes.
And that's really filling.
That's the clitoris, the fist, in the anus, in the ass.
That's your chum or your blonde or your person who can control it.
It's literally...
And you can put that in a bucket.
Check that out.
How small it is. You put that in a jar. Check it out. How small it is.
You put it in a jar, you go out in the evening.
All your holes are well closed.
Yes, World's End party, and tomorrow...
He thinks he had a cocktail of holes.
No, put it in the ass!
You can get it with 15% discount on the website
erosacompany.com
with the sexual code. Thank you Liz for your testimony.
It touched me. Thank you. Bye.
A production of the SF Studio.
Today on the podcast, it's a special week. It's a shorter week, a shorter one, because we unfortunately didn't have enough time.
But it's a very funny episode, very entertaining.
If you want something light, it's not bad today.
There won't be any groundbreaking that you'll learn, I don't think so.
Maybe yes, maybe it will give you the feeling of doing 69.
Or maybe it will reinforce that it doesn't tempt you.
But it's a complete episode on 69.
We will read your testimonies.
And then Joannie and I, we will share ideas.
There will be a lot of visual descriptions of what we imagine.
So here, let your imagination go.
Good episode. So, there you go. Let your imagination run wild. Have a good one!
Good morning, my baby! Good morning, ass face!
It's noon, but it's 9 o'clock somewhere.
It's 9 o'clock somewhere! You're beautiful my love, you shine. I love you.
Thank you, you too, I have the sun too.
You're kind.
We have two little suns today to make a podcast together.
Yes!
It's been a long time, that's what I've been looking forward to. It's all the time. The subject is a subject, we talked about it earlier.
Will we be able to talk about it for an hour?
This subject, we have a doubt.
So it may take less time.
Maybe, but maybe not.
We have several testimonies.
We have 16.
That's it.
What is the subject, Liz?
It's the position of 69.
It's the most stupid position that doesn't exist for people with TDA.
I'm still very skeptical.
What's your opinion about that?
About the position, about podcast topics?
Well, it can be very pleasant.
Yeah, you like that, don't you?
I had good orgasms in this position.
Stop it.
Really. Really, really.
Hey, I thought we had to eliminate that.
No.
From the chart.
It's because, let's say...
What? Let's say...
I don't want us to do an extract of this, okay?
Okay, Tom, no extract.
But, let's say...
The guy leaves you, let's say.
And then...
You just have his grain in the bottom of the throat, but...
You're doing nothing there.
You just have... He's just there, you know?
And he puts all his attention to eating you.
So because you're like...
It's like you can't breathe, you can't do anything.
And then you come, but like breathing on his penis.
Like that, and then he makes you come while eating you,
while you're just like...
not having air air at all.
Because, and then, him, let's say, even if you don't move, even if you do nothing,
the fact that you're like, that you come on his penis, well, it makes him come and then you come, you know.
That's, that's disgusting.
Wow, well, it's because there, you've like created a new 69.
Because the 69, in my head,
is that you have to do two days at the same time.
I had fun with the 69.
It was the guy on top.
And it makes you think it lives in my mouth.
But I don't do anything anyway. I'm the star. I'm there.
It's just that there's something there that makes you like...
You know, he doesn't see me. It's like, it's gross, it's really gross.
Well, you're giving me the taste now.
It's really gross.
I think you sold me.
You see, I was really not the same experience as you.
I was really trying to do something.
And what happened was that I thought I had to do something.
And I was often at the top.
So I was doing the plucking.
Then he ate me in the back.
And then at some point,
I stopped.
I was like...
Yeah, but that's gross.
Yeah, but that's because he's now
doing a little trick to say, hey, wake up.
No, no, that's it. You have to have a guy
who's in the right mood.
Like, I'm focusing on you, even if, you know, so at worst, you,
even if you're 69, it's you who gets it, you know, finally.
You just have a grain that's in your mouth, let's say, but it's you who gets it, you know.
Okay, that's it. Because I think the principle of doing two things at the same time,
to enjoy a pleasure in offering one, it was too much for me.
Well, that's it. Focus just on your pleasure. to do two things at the same time, to enjoy the pleasure, to offer one, it was too much for me.
That's right, focus on your pleasure.
And the fact that you have a grain in your mouth,
but you're not doing anything because you're the one who's eating it.
And you're just like, you breathe on it,
and you're like, hey, just there, you know.
You're like, you're enjoying it, you know, and you're like,
you don't have the space to enjoy it, but because it's there, it takes up space in your mouth,
and it prevents you from...
It's fucking pig.
Alice, I just want to tell you,
it really looks like this subject is on fire.
I think we woke up a little beast in you.
Hey! Hey, I'm...
You woke me up.
It's pig. Hey, yes! You were like, woke me up. It's a pig.
Hey, yes!
Yeah.
You were like, we don't have anything to say.
Well, Crème, I think we have a lot to say.
Well, I already have everything.
Hey!
I don't want it to be an extract, okay? I made it clear.
Well, yes, you did, but Crème, I understand.
It's sad because the entire Quebec could have had a nice technique.
Well, yes.
You deprive Quebec of this beautiful, incredible technique.
I think it's selfish.
No, but to not provoke my close entourage.
Yes, but they're blocked.
Well, no, that's it.
The time to extend.
My close entourage.
They know well what they're doing in life.
They don't think you're...
No, no, but it's a lot of details on my personal life.
Yeah, I know.
So...
Well, now that I'm all wet and Liz is very excited,
we're going to read your testimonies to you.
What's up?
My cat just wrote to me.
Oh!
Well, let's go from 69, well, pig, to...
My cat just wrote to me. Send me a video you made, okay? Oh! Bon, allez, on part de 69 Ben Cochon à mon Chauvin de Macrae.
Mais non, mais il m'envoie une vidéo qu'il a faite, ok?
Celle-là.
Mon élastique il a lâché.
Ah, c'est pas grave.
Impossible.
Ça paraîtra pas.
Encore.
Non, je peux pas faire de podcast sans ça.
Ça paraîtra pas.
Non, mais il y a-t-il quelqu'un d'élastique?
J'en ai pas.
Ok, montre-moi, non, qu'est-ce qu'il a faite?
Ben, il a faite une petite vidéo sur moi, qu'il a publié, un bout. Il vient de me l'en made a little video about me, he published a boot.
He comes to send it to me and he says,
I don't know why I'm listening to this, it's crazy how I love you,
I want so much, oh!
I want to see!
That we find our proximity, not necessarily like before,
but just to find it, no matter the shape, I love you. Heart, heart, heart, to Joannie for the 30th anniversary in Lisanne.
Finding a proximity so that we can organize the party in Lisanne not two days before.
Say that.
Well.
Croté.
We took...
Well, yes, go ahead.
Say our post.
We had a little interruption.
We're sorry, finally.
We have a guest who arrived in the meantime.
So we just took the guest, we followed him, and now we're back.
We're back, we're 69.
Because me, just before leaving, I was a little...
Ouch!
Yeah, we managed to convince you that 69 was maybe nice, finally.
Well, you convinced me to go and do a 69 by finishing the podcast.
To kick Louis' ass.
But you have to lie on your back. No, you're lying on your back. I'm lying to be 169 by the end of the podcast. To crush the grain in Louis' mouth. But you have to lie on your back.
No, you're lying on your back.
I'm lying on my back.
He does everything.
So it's the star, it's just that...
And then I have my little spray too, so as not to do...
You know, the gag reflex.
Did you need that?
I don't really do fellation anymore, but...
Yeah, but put it in the past.
It's a joke. But yes, I really have a gag reflex.
Okay, so did you already put it on?
No, but it's a good idea. You'll bring it to me.
Okay.
Okay, so we're going to start reading your testimonials.
I have goosebumps!
I'll be the first.
I'm a bit of a team-joiner. I had difficulty
concentrating during this position, but since
we've inserted a little botplug for the business,
I find it a thousand times better.
It looks like each sensation is twice as intense. My chum can play with here and there, and it makes me three times less complex in relation to the smells that could be directly in his face.
Well, it's because you add an element, TDA, and you add a buttplug in the ass, you have to give me that. No, that's it, it doesn't work.
You don't have a I can't focus on the ass. It's not fun.
No, yes, two...
Yes, all of that, you could put me in the ass of a dick,
but if I have to do a felaça at the same time,
that's the problem.
But you don't have anything.
Okay, let's say we take the thing again.
You're lying on your back, you just have a pimple.
That, yes.
You get eaten with a butt in the ass.
Yes, that, yes, of course. Yes, but that's not what it was mentioned. You're just not focused on him. You focus on...... the other guy.
Yeah, I think that's the problem.
I think that's the problem.
I think that's the problem.
I think that's the problem.
I think that's the problem.
I think that's the problem.
I think that's the problem.
I think that's the problem.
I think that's the problem.
I think that's the problem. I think that, yeah. It's like, in the end...
You're just not focused on him.
You focus on...
your noon.
You know, he can do a va-et-vient.
Yeah, but you don't focus on it.
You just focus on your pleasure and making sounds.
And he uses your mouth during that time.
But you...
It's not about you focusing on him.
You're not focused on making a good feeling.
What excites him is you breathing on his tail.
Because the more he eats you well, the more he makes you feel good,
the more it makes him feel good because he literally has the vibrations
of your excitement directly on her penis, Joanie. Well, hi to everyone who's listening to their podcast,
this podcast this morning, in the wind.
You know, people who have lost hope,
they've lost hope, so it's made that they listen to sex
anywhere, with people, and they're like,
oh, Tabarouette, the girls came to edition number one.
That's really what you're provoking me today, Liz.
Good morning.
Good morning to you too.
I... yes, I could just listen to you say a lot of things about that.
What's going on, Liz?
Well...
Like, hormones... who does that?
Maybe.
Ah!
That's interesting. It gives you... You have a nice pass. You have Maybe. Ah! That's interesting.
It gives you...
It's a nice pass.
It's a nice pass.
We're going to welcome her.
We prefer four podcasts like that.
Do you read number two?
I said... well, okay.
I recently went on a trip to Troyes.
I had the privilege of discovering the diversity
that a person with a penis
and two people with vulvas could offer me.
At one point, my partner was trying to penetrate the other girl in a suit.
I was initially behind him to kiss him in the neck when I had the idea to place
under my campaign... campaign? Campaign?
To place me under my campaign. Compagnie? Compagnie. De me placer en dessous de ma compagne. De ma ploute, de ma partenaire. Pour lui donner de l'oral, du sexe oral en plus de la penetration.
Ouf!
La table.
On dirait il faut que je me fasse un portrait.
Son 3.
Ok.
Là, il y a une fille en degu the neck behind him, but then finally, she's
placed below the other to probably eat her ass during the night.
Eat the nougat to the other girl who, initially, is...
Oh no, I'm not eating.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, she's in a dougie, so she can eat the nougat while she's in it.
Oh, while you're eating it?
Literally, she can eat the nougat and lick the bat as she goes through it.
Stop it.
Hey, Liz, are you okay?
What?
She can lick the bat while she same time she licks the nun.
Ah, well, you know, if you had something I hadn't seen,
something is happening in you today.
Hey!
What?
She can lick the bat while she's eating the nun.
But, you know, she knows she's coming, she follows with her head.
Oh yeah, huh?
All the movement.
Well, it's not a podcast this time, but she's like,
lying on her back while she's doing that.
But she's like, rolling on it all by herself.
There's no one who...
Her knee, you think?
Well, yes. Because she's like fucking excited to be eating all the...
She's eating her chum. Imagine, visualize.
Maybe he's going to have to do it from behind tomorrow.
It's true that there's no one to take care of it.
She should add a name to the question. Well, where? While he's cooking it. Visualize. Maybe he can't do it backwards. It's true that the person who was taking care of it,
they should add a name to the equation.
Or, while he's forging it, he can do it down there.
He's forging.
Wait.
Or else he has his little toy.
I would rather have a mullet.
But maybe he needs his elbows to hold on while he's eating.
Would you be able to visualize that?
Imagine if you close your eyes.
Oh yes, easy.
No eyes closed?
No, not necessary. I'm all there.
Your body is penetrating.
No.
That's what I wanted.
No, I visualize something else,
other people we don't know.
Where would you be?
I'm not in there. I'm looking.
Ok, but you don't have a choice. Where would you choose?
Probably the one below. Oh, yeah?
If you're the one who's bothering me the most, but not with my boyfriend.
Yeah, that's it. It shouldn't be your guy who's chasing another girl
while you're just trying to find
a little place to lick someone's ass.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
He's chasing his girl
and he's just...
Excuse me, excuse me,
I'd like to give you a little pleasure
while no one is...
And he doesn't even realize it by the minute,
he even grabs you so much that you're like... A punch in the... And he's so smart, he doesn't even realize it by the minute. He even grabs you so much that you're like...
A punch in the face.
Ouch, ouch! Your beard!
No, but you...
A punch in the face. Pah! B! A big blow in the face.
Plac!
B!
Plac!
A big blow in the face.
Plac!
Ah!
Mm-mm.
Techno mode.
At first, we didn't visualize it.
Now I think we visualize it too much.
Yes, yes. No, it's true.
We created it in our imagination.
I think everyone will have created it right now. Ah, Tabarouet, that's good. Okay, we're right. We created it in our imagination. I think everyone will have created it right now.
Oh, Tabarouet, that's good.
Okay, we like him.
Number 3?
Ah, we have to say after our coach.
Our teacher.
Ah, continue his message.
There was another paragraph.
Excuse me.
You don't understand the effect.
I saw the voice of my partner, in addition to being able to see his face between the movements,
in addition to giving more pleasure to my partner.
And there she started giving me oral, too.
It finished me, 69 with one more step.
Okay, so finally...
It wasn't what we had imagined.
Well, no, but...
It seems that I like better what we imagined.
Well, no, finally she ended up being eaten by the girl.
It's still hot.
Well, it's not funny to receive a punch in the face, no?
Okay, it's because... imagined her in the other direction.
Under her boy. She's under the girl.
So she's just eating the anoune but behind her back.
And the girls are behind her back.
While she's anoune and in front of the girl.
Do you understand?
Okay, Gui's daughter.
Guy is crazy. In front of the girl, do you understand? Okay, daughter of Guy himself. Clack! Guy, he's sitting in one.
His head is there, his legs are there.
So the girl there, in Guy's, can eat her.
Okay.
Yes.
You didn't like my picture?
I see it less.
You liked it better at the bottom.
I don't like to break my image of the other.
I understand. But it's an image of the whole system. Hey, but the idea we had, it's my image of the other. But it's an image that's always there.
Hey, but the idea we had, it's the idea of the century.
We have to find a name for it in this position.
The little... ah, the little marmotte!
You know, like, she comes out,
above the ground, and she makes a hole and then, poof!
Well, the marmotte, same, it's just that she's being eaten at the same time.
The marplotte.
The marplotte.
The marplotte, okay.
Did you do that, you, the marplotte? We buy it. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,otte, okay. Did you ever do that?
We buy it.
What is la marplotte?
It's when you're with a couple that sticks to you and tries to induce you to do the same thing,
so you start eating his organs.
The twins.
The organ ginto.
The third wheel, sorry, not the twins.
Third wheel.
La marplotte.
Yes, la marplotte.
It's her who comes out at the end of the day.
Please, please, please. Do you think it's a marplotte. She's the one who comes out at the stage. She's like, please, please, please, hey!
Do you think you're a marplotte?
You?
Who has already been a marplotte?
In the comments.
Like, the marplotte. The person who was like,
well, finally, I'm going to dig a crevasse.
Yes, but Grim Syboll is...
It's just that she's a little...
It's like the person you invite in a relationship.
But often the couple can make that person feel really good.
And that's what she wants too, to be the object of that couple.
If it can be really exciting, you shouldn't see it as
the little waste crisis on the stage trying to sync.
Not necessarily.
I don't know.
I didn't go in a position of marplotte.
No?
No. I had Marplot position. No? No.
I had Marplots.
He was trying to get involved everywhere.
Who was getting involved?
It was with our consent, of course.
What I experienced in the past, I think.
Yes, yes.
You wouldn't have been a Marplot.
Well, I had suggestions to be a Marplot.
It's Marplot, not merplotte!
I said marplotte.
Marplotte.
Marplotte.
Okay, if you say marplotte, it's not in English.
I'm not saying marplotte, I'm saying marplotte.
Come on, we're going to play again!
You really said marplotte.
No, I said marplotte.
So...
I've already been invited to be a marplotte.
But I was always shocked.
Every time a couple was like, hey, you're in the middle of the wall, join us.
I was like, no!
You were left underground.
I was left underground. You were under the ground. And... Of all the people...
Oh my god.
Of all the people who invited me to be a marplotte,
there are three of them who have already come to our podcast.
Now I'll let you find out who they are.
Ok, but who is he?
Well, there's one of the three, yes.
Ok, well, first I don't have to guess.
Well no, you have to guess.
You put extra... Ok, I'll try to guess. No, you have to text me. We'll leave it to the universe.
Okay, I'll try to guess, but there's one I know.
One or one I know.
I'm not sure.
But there are two others that...
Ah, two!
It's good, two.
Ah yes?
Two!
Ah yes?
Two!
I think it's two or three.
Two.
Okay.
Not three, for example.
Ah, three maybe, but I'm sure I have two.
That's why I'm I'll text you.
I just want to text you for two seconds, because there's one I'm really sure of.
Okay, but text, text, two sentences.
No, no, he's in my... he's him, him, yeah.
Okay, yeah.
And...
You know, he's the person who likes that.
Yes?
Yes.
The third one.
That?
No.
Who is that?
Oh, I forgot to write.
No.
Who is that?
Well, you know.
But who is that?
Ah, okay.
Wait, sorry, I'm missing words.
No.
No, not even.
It's... Who said that? Ok, wait, sorry, I'm missing words.
No. No, not even...
Oh my god!
It's a shame you'll never know.
But you'll be able to guess, but you'll never guess the last name.
Maybe two, but not even.
Wow! Why didn't I get any?
Well, I was wild.
Nobody wants me to see Sam Arplot.
Well, it's because, first of all, you've been posted with your chum for a long time.
Oh, you weren't posted.
I was single, I was all alone. I had like...
You know, on my platforms, I was doing my talent.
It was another era.
It's another era.
I understand.
It goes back a long way.
It's not recent stuff.
Okay.
So that's why.
I understand.
I have two children and a job.
I think people won't say,
hey, it would be a good idea to invite them.
Well, probably they'll say no.
But there are a lot of people who would like them. Well, probably they'll say no.
Well, that would be it.
But there are a lot of people who would like that.
But I would like to have an invitation.
It's not because we can't do that,
that we can't be invited.
I always tell myself that I'm the little
little piece of shit that's left behind.
I would love you to be my piece of shit.
But now?
Currently.
Or in another life.
I wouldn't be just that.
I would be other things.
I'm starting to feel healthy.
I would be holding your balloon while you're eating.
That would be my role.
You would eat a balloon.
I would be holding your balloon while you're eating.
Ah! That would be a good help. You'd be in a dougie just for your own pleasure. I'd just be holding the banana while you make yourself put it in.
Ah! That would be a good help.
Would you find that exciting?
No. Not at all.
No. No. No.
You wouldn't find that exciting?
No, because I have little poop in my hands.
Do you understand?
But now you see me getting put in there.
Yes, but we're removing the poop. Yes.
Yes, it wasn't easy. Pregnant, it turns you off?
Well, it doesn't turn me off.
It's just that I prefer to be your support.
I wouldn't think of...
You still have a view.
You still have a view of me that you're penetrating.
Yes, but I also have your daughter in front of me.
No, you have a bad end in front of you.
Yes, yes, I'm going to die, but...
I see Ray, what's wrong with me? Ray, no, no, I see it in my face. I see it in Ray's face.
Come on, no!
It wouldn't be exciting.
Sorry.
I found it super exciting to see you on stage.
It's not because I didn't find you exciting.
That's not the point.
I wouldn't find it exciting because I would put myself too much in a...
What are these questions?
We can think of the other one.
It wasn't even that podcast.
We're talking about 1969.
We went into making love underneath,
eating in our own and holding the bed.
Garlic.
Well, let's change.
I'm going to explain my path.
For that? Again?
Okay, go ahead.
I just said it's a podcast on 69.
It's impossible to have so much to say.
So it's like the ideal opportunity to say all the stupid things that happen in my head.
That's true.
You have a good idea.
So, testimony number 3.
My cat already had the brilliant idea of making a 69 standing in the shower.
Worst idea ever.
I found my head in the shower, legs all spread out, because of course, he escaped me.
It was in a corner shower, the door was open, I finished on the back outside the shower.
After 12 years of couple, I don't trust him yet to try him again.
But I hope.
Flap!
It's a fucking idea.
You know, it means that in all cases, you have to hold on.
The other has to hold on.
So it's not fun anymore, because of holding on.
I'm already standing. It's a stupid idea.
You do that in the shower.
How would he turn you?
Well, yeah, we can get turned, but...
And you know...
Anyway...
Did you ever get your head down?
Get my head down?
In a shirt?
He's holding you.
While you can suck him.
Like in the shower?
Yes, but not in the shower, let's say.
Okay, so the same thing, not in the shower.
No, not at all. You?
No.
Well, why did you look inspired?
I was just asking a question.
Would you like to?
Eat your head off? No, you. You're the one who's eating.
I'm not going to do it.
Would you like to do that?
To get hit like a little...
Like a little...
No, it's uncomfortable.
Okay, we'll take off the 69.
He takes you, he twists you, he punches you, and you just eat.
You're like...
Parabén.
I'm like...
I'm like...
I'm like...
I'm like...
I'm like...
I'm like...
I'm like... I'm like... I'm like... I'm like... I'm like... We take off the 69. They take you, they twist you, they punch you, they just make you eat.
You're like...
down there.
So I have my head down there, but...
But you're doing nothing.
But they just make me...
They just make me eat.
Are you going?
I don't know.
Surely, I don't need to force myself with my arms.
No.
Am I pregnant or not?
You're not pregnant. You're never pregnant.
Okay. I'm sure.
But why doesn't anyone try that?
Honestly, maybe we've tried that. Maybe we've never tried that.
Maybe yes, but you don't remember.
Like, it's a classic, a guy who's like,
we're trying things out,
and he puts you in all directions,
and you're like, ok, I'm going to put my head down,
but it's going to take three seconds,
because he's not able to hold you for long enough.
No?
Maybe, yeah, maybe in a joke.
Yeah, he's like...
But if you hold on to it,
and it's spreading,
Wouldn't you like that?
I probably wouldn't be able to.
And it's going to go,
J-pop in the noons while you're holding on to it.
These are plans that I'm going to break down.
I already have trouble holding on to it,
you put more pressure on me by getting into it,
that's for sure I'm going to fall to the ground.
Hold on to it, hold on to it.
You know, let's say he holds on to his legs.
He holds on to his legs, and you do that yourself.
What, he holds on to my hands? Why does he hold on to his hands? Well, he has to hold on to both of my legs, because that's holding hands. He's holding hands. And you're doing that.
Why?
He has to hold my two hands.
He's holding one.
Can't you be in a candle?
No.
I have very bad joints.
Yes, that's it.
I'm really choked.
No, no, no.
It's maybe related to all your......all your stupid things you eat. Okay. I'm really a
magnet.
No, no, no.
It's maybe related to all your...
To all your...
To all your...
To all your...
To all your...
To all your...
To all your...
To all your...
To all your...
To all your...
To all your...
To all your...
To all your...
To all your...
To all your...
To all your...
To all your...
To all your... To all your... To all your... To all your... To all your... Hey, it's 3 o'clock baby. 3 o'clock? But no, wait, wow, 3h15 is good.
3h15 is good? Ok, perfect.
Max.
It's your turn to read it. I'll tell you when I get to 3 o'clock.
I really had something against the 69, but since I see it as a preliminary, I find it really fun.
It changes the mood comparatively to a classic fellation or Cuny. It looks like it immediately becomes a little more Oh, I really want to do it. What's hot? What's hot? Another thing.
Kiss.
It's a 69.
But he's sitting in front of you.
But where's the other 69?
He must be.
But you eat his ass.
It's because, my love,
it wouldn't be a 69, it would be more like an L.
No, no, no, no.
69 is like the number 69.
No, no, no.
Six, nine.
Yes.
You're lying on your back, same position.
But instead of being completely the same, so you suck the grain,
he's just sitting on you and eats you.
Do you want us to give an example?
Yeah.
You're lying down.
You're lying down like that.
I'm sitting with my ass in front of you and I eat you.
So instead of just sucking me, you eat my ass.
I eat your ass, you're there, so...
And I eat you at the same time.
So you're 69, but you're just sitting instead of having your legs there.
But you would have... well, my chum would have his legs on my shoulders.
You would have...
I would have.
And then...
Ah!
And then...
Same thing. Let's say someone makes you come while eating and waiting for you.
Well, you, you come to their ass.
Because they can feel you coming while you're eating their ass.
Do you think I'm right?
Yes, but...
Yes, but I'm here, or it it my chum who's sitting like that?
He's sitting in your face.
He's sitting like that.
And you eat while you're eating his ass.
And he can also crush himself.
So he gets his ass eaten while you're eating his ass.
And he can eat you.
And he can eat you from anywhere.
And you're coming so hard now because he can come everywhere. And then you come so hard, because he eats you,
that you come in his ass, that it excites him, and he comes on you.
But there's someone, just to be sure,
there's someone in the equation who's head down,
down, down.
Well no, no, no, you're in a slump!
At 69, you're lying on your back!
At 69, well normal! You know, I your back! That's 69, that's normal!
I thought from the start that someone was sitting...
We're not in the booth anymore!
It's been 4 times that I've told you that someone was sitting and you said yes!
No, we're not in the booth anymore, we're not in the next one.
I thought that was it, because it's still a good idea.
Louis is sitting there, I have my ass in his face, and I have my penis there.
No, that's too much physical effort.
And now he's holding me in the same position.
He does that.
I understand, but it's too much effort.
Poor.
Because you're sitting on the side, you're going to be sitting and he's going to put his legs.
No, you're crazy.
No, no, I'm still lying down.
I'm lying on my back, but I have someone sitting in my face eating me.
So you're lying on my back.
No, in all my 69 ideals, I'm lying on my back. It's someone on me, whether it's his head or his ass.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, it's a pig, huh?
Well, yes, it's a pig. But you'll have to listen to it again. Yes, I'll listen to it again, taking notes and trying it out.
Because it's all intriguing.
I think it's one of the most educational podcasts we've done so far.
Really? I'm like, I can't believe it.
I hope we'll pass it on schools. Maybe in universities, maybe.
Yeah, universities.
In sexology classes.
That's it. In universities.
Yeah. I think it's still there.
Yeah.
You know, to educate sexologists.
Well, that's it.
They don't have any advice.
They came up with theories and everything, but who has the practice?
Who talks about practice? And it's the practice we want.
It's not the theory.
No, it's not true. We want the theory.
Well, it's a joke. We know we don't pass that in universities.
Well, yes, but we could talk to everyone about it to talk about a new technique.
No. I can't say that without looking at Guilla in the eyes.
No question.
No, I'm kidding. Mr. Guilla, the eyes. No question. No way.
Mr. Guilla,
the ladies found a new technique
they would like to share with you.
You sit in his face.
Imagine.
Jo!
What?
Nothing. Go on.
Are you imagining Guilla sitting in your face?
No, in your face. Okay. You you imagining Guillaume in your face? No, in your face.
Okay.
You're not mine, Guillaume.
It wasn't yours, it was mine.
It's yours.
It's mine.
It's yours.
It's mine.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
It's yours.
You saw it was mine.
You can't steal it from me.
No, I'll let it.
I'm sure.
Okay.
That's it.
Okay. That's for sure. Okay.
Number 5.
Hello. I have an anecdote for position 69.
With my blonde, we were in this position,
she below me and I above her.
You must know that I am a fountain woman.
So at the time of orgasm and ejaculation,
I almost drowned my blonde.
In any case, it's very dull, like really stuck, like a good bit of time.
We still laugh a lot today.
Oh, Tabarouette!
Imagine, you tap and she thinks you're super excited.
Finally, you turn around and she just...
And she doesn't move.
Oh my god!
She's just too excited.
It's not her fault. It's already happened.
There are people who died.
She suffocated in 1969.
It's for sure.
The person thinks she's excited and continues to rub herself.
And when she stops,
she stops.
The person is dead.
She suffocated. It's already happened.
In all the stories of humanity, it's already happened.
Ok, we'll write on Google.
Died doing 69.
Why not in French?
A person
dead
in a position
69.
Top 10 people who died in this sad story.
Why can a dead person still move?
And you think she's still alive?
Because she's dead!
Impossible!
Are there cases of people who died...
Hey, that would be interesting to know.
... by doing the 69.
Someone died because he masturbated 42 times.
He says, a 16-year-old Brazilian who died totally addicted to pornography and masturbation,
died after spending the entire night masturbating.
He would have masturbated 42 times
following his body releasing in the middle of the night.
Oh my God.
We should do a podcast on the most...
Well, about homosexuality, people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or we had made the accidents, what brought you to the emergency. Yes. Yes. Or we had made accidents, which brings you to the emergency.
We could make a part of them, and then we could help people who...
There are stories in the media, often tabloid,
of people who die from asphyxiation in sex situations that are not watched.
They are extremely rare, often very vague.
So yes, it's possible, but...
Anyway.
Sorry for having brought that up. That's so interesting.
I'm sorry for having put it on.
Oh!
What? Euro 6.
Oh! What is strangulation?
The one that's choking you?
Well, that's it. It's a position...
A guy who died in a strangulation position.
Well...
I think... yeah.
Well, anyway.
Okay, number 6.
You didn't have it. I hope.
It looks like it's a too quiet position.
Like everyone's mouths are busy,
it's hard to make little gossips through.
It looks nasty, but it breaks the mood, I think.
Anyway, I like it better. I don't like this position.
That's what's exciting.
It's that you feel all the gums on your genitals.
Well, it's because the person, she didn't listen to you
to say everything you said before.
So I think she's just going to say,
OK, that's fucking exciting.
The first time I did the 69 with my chum,
he gave me an orgasm and my legs literally broke.
So I broke his nose with my pubis, poor thing. There was blood everywhere.
The pernacle.
Well, you see...
Oh, your beard!
There's a little bit of...
Yes, I see it.
I see it.
Yes, I see it.
Ouf! It looks like I have a sore nose.
Ah!
Well, that's for sure because it's less painful.
Ah, my little oocyte.
Imagine, like...
You're being a fool, like you're eating an ass and it's like...
You're choking me everywhere.
And it's like, oh no, my ass is bleeding!
You're like, no, my tabarnak, you broke my nose!
Oh no...
That would be boring.
It takes away a little bit.
All your life you're like a little boss. I'm glad you don't have beautiful anecdotes.
I had a beautiful one.
You have a little bust.
Why do you have a bust?
Basically, I was a one-eyed.
He ate the ass and then he did a false move.
He fell.
He broke my...
He fell on me.
Oh my God.
As a man, I love it. It man, I love having his vagina so close
and receiving all of his squirt directly in the mouth,
which changes everything.
It's true that I feel like my partner lets herself go
because she's doing something at the same time and less in her head.
That's me.
It's true that it helps me.
Because when you're someone who's in your head,
and you have someone who can look at you,
see your face, who focuses on you,
then you're alone on your side.
He's just...
You're like elsewhere, you can really...
And the fact...
You know, for a long time, to be able to come with someone,
I had to have his tongue in the bottom of my throat.
I had to play in his mouth, to lift the inside of the alley, so that I can disconnect from what's happening,
so that I can disconnect from what's happening,
so that I can disconnect from what's happening,
that I feel like he can't look at me because he's busy
scratching my throat.
And then there's a little aspect, not disgusting,
but taboo and a little trash
that made me like, I could fuck myself.
And I think it's the same thing I find in 69.
And I think it's the same thing I find in 69.
Oh, that makes sense.
That I can disconnect myself, and that there's something that obstructs my face.
And you know that the other is busy too.
He's not just thinking about, you know, because sometimes the other thing is like,
you put yourself in other people's thoughts. Often, you think, «Ah, does it feel good?»
You're saying, «Crime!»
He's trying to get into your mouth at the same time.
So, clearly, he doesn't think about that.
He has fun too.
And it depends on how much he gives himself.
Someone who is even...
I don't know.
It doesn't extend to being there.
We'll get to that.
But someone passionate. What is passionate about a cunnilingus for you?
You hear?
Someone who tries to be there.
Ok, but let's say I try to be there.
How would I be?
To eat?
In health or not in health?
Hey, you cuss!
Hey, let's say,
what would be the best meal,
if you could describe it.
You have a penis in your mouth, if we know that.
And he's eating you right now. What would be the best meal?
Well, I don't know, it's like you have to live it.
But I know that I liked to start slowly.
And then eventually there are fingers that add up and everything.
But it starts softly.
Softly, that's it.
Okay, a voice soft.
Do you put more like the whole language,
you know, the dog language technique, like...
I think you should eat so we can decide together what we like the most.
Next question!
It was my first sexual experience in my life.
With me and my partner.
We were 15.
The first time I saw that I touched a naked man's body.
We decided to try 69 with all the innocence we had during our 15 years.
It got on top of me and me below.
Let's say that for a girl who had no experience,
it was quite surprising to meet a penis for the first time in this position.
Oh, I understand.
I understand.
But it seems that in time, position 69 was so...
prone, you know, that it was like a little very obvious that...
Because I remember from the time when I was with my first chum,
and that 69 was a thing.
It was...
There was a fashion of 69.
It was in the past.
So, I did 69,
but damn, I didn't like that.
I was like...
What was that?
I was in it too,
but eventually it happens
with someone who knows how it works. who knows how it can be fun.
But before it's fun, once I do that, that I like it,
or not good experiences,
or flat experiences that are there, why do we do that?
Yes, it exists. Yeah. Um... Anecdote, c'est le dernier parce qu'il est trois heures quatorze.
Anecdote, un moment donné j'étais en 69 avec mon ex, j'ai commencé à être dans ma semaine directe dans sa face.
On en aurait en tabarnak.
T'es full dedans pis là tu débarques, full pas sexy, tu t'en vas pour le frenchie pis ça goûte le fer en crisse.
Tu comprends qu'il y a quelque chose qui marche pas.
Ah ah ah. There's something wrong with him. Imagine, he's black and you're there. And he stops.
He's all covered in blood.
Like, everywhere.
Because you're really sucked into it.
Because you're all wet.
Yes, you think you're just fucking wet.
And he's also maybe...
You know, the little hit of iron, we can hear each other.
It's not dependent.
Depending on how old you are, you can't doubt it.
That's it. And he's black and black!
Black and black and black.
Hey, huh? You...
Ok, well, the last one. He has his nose in your anus.
Literally, worst position ever.
In addition, when I am relaxed...
Relax, sorry, I thought she said relax.
In addition, when I am relaxed, I always have a small flatulence that points.
My leg, I always have a small flatulence that sticks. I hate my legs.
We have to end on that. Joannie has to go.
I'm sorry, it's a shorter podcast.
I have a little heat.
Chris, we could have done an hour on the 69, easy.
Well, I think it's been an hour.
Well, I think it's been an hour.
You have to take about 20 minutes off of what we told you to cut.
Unfortunately, Patreon will not have an after show this week.
No.
I'm really sorry.
It's her fault.
No, it's because of Liz.
No, because I'm available all the time and she's leaving and we can't shoot things.
No, but I'd like to know if you're interested in having other 69 on your screens.
Where?
Well, I'd like to have...
Do you want us to do a part 2 on the 69?
Yes, but not just 69. It would be on...
Eating. You know, all that stuff. The preliminaries.
The preliminaries, again.
I think we've already done one, but I'd like to do another one.
Because I find it inspiring.
For me, the preliminaries, it's all the time.
Like, I could do that all my life.
All my life.
And I miss the inspiration, and sometimes I forget.
So, like, just. So just to recap,
Awai Dizgo, you know?
Would you like that?
Yes.
It would maybe cheer you up?
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Comment that you liked it. If you liked it, we'll do more.
Longer ones.
Longer ones, yes.
Bye, Joannie Bonchaud, have fun. I'll do the intro all by myself.
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